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Today' s story and I'
ll tell you today. Today' s

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story is to see, isn'
t it? This one? Don'

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t you? This one? This
one? Chanik' s goat mmmmm,

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famous character in the Alanta valley.
It was this dundo Chanito. He was

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the son of the house of an
oak tree. Well, he was an

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18- year- old kid.
He was half a stutterer and half a

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world, or better said so,
and the world because the fuck was a

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beast. He was more alive than
many I know and he was one of

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those old men who lived looking after
their trees. He was always taking care

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of everything in the house and when
something disappeared, he called that Chanito and

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grandson little bulls. First, I' m not your grandpa and second I

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told you not to talk like goats
if I was your grandfather. Another thing

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would be you. And second of
all, tell me what the guava I

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brought in today was done that I
put on the tobacco. Don' t

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tea, I won' t leave. He' s sure you don'

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t know little chanus, they were
little guavas, a little ripe tyrannite between

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green and red. Yeah, yeah, those are the same or they'

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re the same, because I didn' t ask for them, but here

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the only one who could eat that
guava was you, no, no,

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Grandpa, I didn' t go. It was the goat. The goat

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and the goat ate the guayabita and
that' s why you were answering like

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a kid. Yes, she'
s sure, the goat. Well,

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well, well, take good care, you' re a bastard and you

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' re looking for money, you' re getting fed up in the face

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of the scare that' s eating
the piggyback is either there or my daughter

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' s in this house, because
there' s a leprechaun, a leprechaun

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and why my daughter' s made
and where the devil is going to own

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it. It is good here,
for if there is no goblin, there

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is spirit, because here everything disappears. Look. Yesterday, about twenty oranges

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were left at the firm. Oh, in the kitchen. I didn'

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t show up today too I left
like fifteen ketchen tortillas. In the morning

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I went to the river Atreragua and
when I came back I found not one

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and, as a matter of fact, of shift that there is owner,

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yes, Papa, do not scrub. The only guy I' ve seen

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hanging around here is the drunk carilacho
not that one no longer comes, that

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not for long enough. Yesterday I
saw him to lie on four feet and

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he drinks all round left his face
on the ramp. Right in the corner.

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Oh, well, look at me
I' m telling you about the

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goblins. You don' t see
how things go away. I remember that

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it was the same at Pancho Toruño' s house, when there were frights

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and goblins and you also know that
there was spirit. The priest had to

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come and water. Blessed aha and
in fact you think there is owner here,

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because yes, here everything disappears in
a moment you don' t know

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what they do to you. The
oranges, the tortillas, the guava disappear.

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Everything looks here my daughter pear Chanñito
and güelito come here I want to

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talk to vob came a moment,
a moment all milestone, look, Chañito,

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I came here. Yesterday I punished
and stopped biting your lip that'

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s already inflamed. Last night there
was a lot left and in orange like

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that in the pig. It wasn' t me, it wasn' t

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me. There were also plenty of
tortillas left in the morning. It wasn

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' t me, it wasn'
t me. M male, what a

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mature chi respinga has why jí you
didn' t go. You when no

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one' s listening to you.
Well, because it wasn' t me.

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I wasn' t a kid.
And if you didn' t go,

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I' m going to eat the
oranges and the tortillas. Who it

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was, then, who it was. Was it the goat? Was it

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the goat? Wey and the goat
eats orange in their hairs, sucks them,

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strips them and also eats tortillas.
Yeah, yeah, you don'

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t know her. But it was
the goat. Was it the goat?

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It' s okay, son,
it' s okay. It was the

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goat we' ve done, it
was the goat. But take good care

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of her that night she keeps eating
things you heard yes, güelito, if

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that goat keeps eating like that,
suddenly it will eat you yourself, son,

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take good care that it will eat
you Take good care, mortal MM.

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All that was lost in that house
is from a shower. He attributes

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it to the goat. The goat
was to blame, and indeed, as

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the goats eat everything, they eat
all of them, for there was no

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reason not to believe her chañitos,
O fat bull, for here I hear

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him well. I lost two cigars
from the night table. Who grabbed them.

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It wasn' t you who'
s going bad, Grandpa, what

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a barbarous. I didn' t
go, but I saw the goat chewing

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tobacco. I' ll take the
goat. It was the goat and the

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time went on and things kept disappearing
in the house, that a banana and

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a cajeta, that a little mason
finally everything that the fuck topped up and

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there a chest ticket on the table
and I have already appeared. Chanito,

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Chanito, say güey Lito, you
didn' t happen to see a chest

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ticket I left here on the fuse, a foot ticket, a chest ticket,

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no, Granny, year, but
it was the goat. I saw

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her chewing something. It was the
goat, Güelito, the goat. Well

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he told me how much already playing
bronota play and even believes that it is

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true what Chanito says, that the
goat eats everything that is wrong, not

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put. I don' t think
the goat eats this bill day hair and

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smokes chill cadre. No. No. No, no, what' s

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not? I' m gonna fix
this. My daughter is looking for me

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that raw leather cut that I have
kept in the one with which I mamoned

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all of you when you were little. He' s gonna hit the little

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axe. I didn' t ask
it' s silly my daughter, keep

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your mouth shut and leave it to
me. There' s something else.

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That today night leaves on the dent
of the dining room a sweet rapadura of

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that yabrollo that my compadre Horteno gave
me. Yeah, yeah, that'

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s it. That' s all
this trouble I' ll fix it myself.

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Don' t you? Don'
t you? Don' t you?

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Don' t you? Don'
t you? Don' t you?

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Don' t you? Don'
t you? Don' t you?

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Don' t you? Don'
t you? Don' t you?

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Don' t you? Don'
t you? Don' t you?

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Don' t you? Don'
t you? Don' t you?

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Don' t you? Don'
t you? Don' t you?

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And that night the old man stayed
awake and saw about ten o'

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clock in the night, when the
world rose to eat all the sweet lids.

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He saw it well, he saw
it with his own good eyes.

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The world ate the toditito, the
sweet and then blames the goat. Oh,

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I' m gonna take it out. There' s gonna be this

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face right now. Don' t
you? Don' t you? Don

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' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? Don

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' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? Don

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' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? Don

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' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? Don

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' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? Don

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' t you? Don' t
you? The old man waited a while,

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didn' t sleep. I hope
it was more night. I hope

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the world didn' t sleep anymore. I' m going to put a

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chavan on me so I can'
t even recognize myself here that I didn

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' t do anything and the same
thing that edu does to all my children.

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He' s gonna see this shithead
if he' s gonna keep making

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fun of it or he' s
gonna see it an hour later. The

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old man got up with his big
taona and without Naiden seeing him, went

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straight to the bed of the world
and grabbed him with a clean heel,

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ahahahahaja. The old man didn'
t talk, he was just pushing and

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the dumbo was holding up the slashes
screaming and crying but since it was a

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locked room, Naiden realized everything was
dark and the dundo was just looking at

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a lump wrapped in a white sheet
beating him. He gave him about thirty

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pieces, yes, thirty pieces,
until he was well beaten. And then

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the lump came out the door,
while the dund was complaining. The next

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morning, the world copper had seen
it rise. He had the sticks and

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the purple loin, his arms,
his feet, everything was well beaten,

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He rose up sore and complaining he
came to the old man to say buevitomito.

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It was my son, who was
so good. Last night I was

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attacked if they hit a half-
communal white pulse. I did? Me?

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Me? I went? Me?
Don' t you? I went?

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Me? Don' t you?
I went? Son and who was

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good, who hit me already hit
me. That' s the way I

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can think. Let me think I
already know who my son was. It

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smells like it' s already been
the cabrita home sje. Yeah, it

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was my kid' s goat to
tie her up well. Today, tie

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her up well. She was the
goat She was the goat. Holy Remedio,

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Holy Remedio bug. Never again did
the world eat again. Nothing was

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written. The old man gave him
a great choice, a great lesson.

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We go, no, no,
ah well, see you.