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Tape Deck Media. Welcome back to
see you at the Body Richta. Today

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we're going to be going through the
movie summary of Arnold's nineteen eighty seven sci

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fi action vehicle Predator. I am
Joseph beck Castro. Joining me as always

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is Aaron Frescus Yo and Chris Chapman. Hello, and we have some special

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guests today. They are a husband
and wife crew also known as Cochina Nasty

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fighting out of Brooklyn, New York, by way of Albuquerque, New Mexico.

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We have the flying Dutchman Rudy Peach
and the sexual Tyrannosaurus Liz Capeech.

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Welcome uh and if you're wondering,
we've got our super sweet, awesome logo.

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They were the ones that made it, so thank you for that.

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Thank you very much. It's awesome. And I don't know if you guys

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saw the original. I'm still a
little we gotta find a use for that

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original. It was the toilet toilet, I mean, I got, I

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thought you got. I never heard
of a podcast referred to as a potty.

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So when you're like, we have
this idea, it's called what is

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it? Welcome to the party,
victor or you with the potty Erictor,

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and I was like, oh,
dude, we got to do a toilet

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with lightning bolts, isn't it and
all this ship and you guys are like,

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I didn't know when you guys were
saying that's we like it, but

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we want to know in a different
direction. And then I started thinking,

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Okay, they didn't mean like a
literal potty, like yeah, it's p

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O D D. Why like a
podcast. Yeah, we we did eventually.

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Yeah, but we've had that that
problem, especially with the other one,

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where I think someone mentioned because the
other one is called you All every

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potty and it works, like because
you will every pod, but it probably

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should be named you you pod.
Someone was like, no, I can't

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be named Patty. And I was
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and I was like, yeah,
that's that's nice. But same thing

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with this one, to where it's
it's like supposed to be party, but

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it just that's the way he says
it, potty with the potty. It

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also works because there's a lot of
pea talk on both podcasts. That's true.

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Oh yes, everyone book from friend. I want to ask you a

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bunch of questions. I want to
have them answered immediately. Do you guys

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have a favorite Arnold sports tanker movie? Yeah, Liz, you go first.

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Okay, aside from Predator, Uh
jingle all away? Okay, are

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you like uh same as Joe to
where you watch it every year? Probably

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about once a week. I have
seen it. It's a heartwarming nineteen ninety

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six family classic. I'm a bad
dad who redeems himself through a rollicking adventure

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to get the year's coveted Christmas gift
turbo Man to his neglected little boy.

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All Right, all right, what
about you, Rudy. I mean,

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it's Predator. That's like the boring
answer. But I fucking love this movie.

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There's a reason you're doing the movie. Yes, I beg Pancho.

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I love this movie. It's my
favorite. I should say Joe, yes,

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a few notes before we continue.
My name is Joe, but I'm

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also know it's Pancho is also a
Pancho in this movie, so if you

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don't get too confused. Also,
one of the first times Rudy and I

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hung out, we ended up watching
this movie. He was a friend of

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a friend. You stay in here
in San Francisco, and our friend bailed

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out somewhere. I don't know Blacked
Out Love. Yes, yeah, missed

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me. I left us at the
bar. Well that okay, that sounds

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about right. And then he came
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And I also believe it's your favorite
movie of all time time, Liz,

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is that correct? Yes? Okay, so perfect? What about a

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least favorite of Arnald Schwartzeker's movie?
Not not like any movie ever? Jingle

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all the way too. I've never
seen that movie. Isn't that literally the

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Cable Guy? Yeah, it doesn't
have Arnold That's why it's my least I

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I fucking hate Last Action Hero.
Oh man, watch it again. I

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know you watched it when I was
like, oh, yeah, you should

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definitely watch it again. Yeah.
I know it's the same director as Predator,

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and uh but I think that.
I mean, I was so hyped

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to see it. It looks so
cool. A C d C had that

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song. It was so rad and
I just saw it in my young dumb

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brain couldn't grasp it. And I
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the first movie that I was like, Oh, movies can suck, you

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know, yeah, because all entertainment
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You're just getting experience, and that
one just let me down. I couldn't

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get it, So I do want
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a pretty good parody of action movies. Okay, maybe see I didn't Maybe

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I didn't understand parody at the time. You know, I was too young

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or something. But I was really
hoping that that Rudy would have been like

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ding all the way. It's like
the yeah, pro choice, pro pro

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jingle. He's like, no,
ding all the way to n I kind

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of got a Larry vibe. That's
true. How do you think I cut

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those arms? You might be a
predator? Wait, that's be a predator.

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If you make your girl put three
red dogs for you sign. I

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don't think we're getting any any Larry
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Yeah all right, well then I
guess let's throw it to Chris, who

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is gonna get us started with the
summary. All right, here we go.

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So we begin our movie a long
time ago in a galaxy far far

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away, as we see a ship
drop a pod into the atmosphere of a

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blue planet. And then from here
we cut to a helicopter landing on a

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tropical beach, and I just think
it's weird to like start the movie off

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with the space stuff, because it's
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a surprise, Like it was probably
in the trailers that there was alien stuff,

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a little bit of a surprise.

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That's yeah, we don't need that. Yeah, that's my only note here

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was I kind of wish they would
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have included that scene to start the
movie, Like it would have made it

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way more of a surprise when you
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Yeah, totally, because without this
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the beginning just seems like a war
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Yeah, but to be fair,
it's like I wipe that from my

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brain, like the second that helicopter. That's true. It's like I don't

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remember. Every time I seen it, I'm like, wait, what is

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space? What was the point of
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movie many times, I'm was like, oh, oh man, they give

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it away and you just thought you
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Yeah. The Last Starfighter, God
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but it is pretty awesome when it's
in the sky and it's like Arnold Switchnaker

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Pritator and like all the the sound
and everything it was got my dick hard.

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So I'm not gonna lie on that, but I do agree. I

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think the score is doing a lot
of work in this movie. It's a

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really good score. But yeah,
Ale Sevestri, which I forget to mention

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later, but it is the uh
Back to the Future Avengers some other sports

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goop. Yeah. Anyway, so
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beach as a mysterious hunk watches from
the back of an empty bar. The

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helicopter opens an outstade up four more
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The last to leave the chopper is
Arnold, wearing sunglasses at dusk just so

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it will look way cooler when he
lights a cigar. Yeah, he can't

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be to get off to the helicopter. I mean, they're just like guys,

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just sitting there waiting for him time
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in there either. Many times,
I tell you that's also I think a

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trivia thing that I read that I
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to light in the helicopter, so
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that's yeah, or however they did
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a green screen cigar, green screen
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tube of Lifesavers. Also, okay, side note, have you guys ever

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seen the video of Arnold talking about
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watch that one? Though? I
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he does he lets his wife doesn't
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Yea father in law? Okay,
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my father in law told me the
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so I started doing it. Then, you know, he introduced me

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to a really good thing. And
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you're a really good interview and you're
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What does your wife think of this? Basically said she can't say ship because

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her father introduced me. I didn't
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Not like what did he say because
I'm a stud? Not like yes,

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so good, I'm so curious,
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there were any, because at first
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he had one of those like cigarette
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one, because I would totally buy
the cigar cigarette like gum cigarettes. Oh

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yeah, I'm pretty sure you just
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those big rolls. This is one
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honestly, body. Uh So,
the team of Hunks and Jesse Ventura all

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pile into some military jeeps and drive
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where Arnold is greeted by an older, decidedly less hunky general and he used

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to be Yeah. We find out
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in to rescue two high value hostages
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traveling on the wrong side of the
border. And at this point I started

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to wonder, you think arnold superiors
ever get tired of him blowing smoke straight

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in the face, because it's just
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other at a small table, and
the entire time he's talking, he's blowing

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smoke in the general try trying.
I don't think his general cares he's such

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a fan boy because he's Arnold walks
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and he's like his like target uniform, like its red pull. And then

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the general goes looking good the weirdest
thing to saying like him, you know,

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I don't know, so I don't
think he cares. He's like inhaling

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his smoke, He's like, oh
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die like fairly rapidly of episino.
So he just all get terrible second hand

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smoke. That that's really why it's
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That's how he moved up the rings. He just killed the second hand.

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So uh. So Arnold starts to
ask some questions about the mission, and

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it's at this point that the mysterious
stranger from the back of the bar speaks

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up and reveals himself to be Chubbs
Peterson, Arnold's old golf buddy. No,

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actually it's we find out his name
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of the movie, I was like, man, Arnold is being really patient

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with all these people calling him Dutch. It's like he doesn't even sound Dutch.

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He's fucking Oestra doesn't correct anybody,
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mysterious hunk is Dylan, who is
Arnold's former brother in arms and current petsil

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pushing son of a bitch working for
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meme where the hands come together.
Yeah, so Dylan and Arnold compare thick

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veiny appendages in an our muscling contest
before Dylan gives up and Arnold makes fun

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of his fashion choices. Then Dylan
blows a little smoke up Arnold's ass and

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explains that he wants to pull off
a quick twenty four hour extraction and he

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needs Arnold's team because they're the best. No, no, it's because some

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fool accused him of being the best. Very true. Also, Dylan is

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played by San Francisco State alumni alumnus
I've learned in former Oakland Raider Carl Weathers.

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Wait wait, okay, first of
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is or if it's a female alumna, then it's alumnae. Yeah. We

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had this discussion my wife and I
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no, stupid, it's alumnus.
Yeah She's like yeah, no,

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wonder You're like that look at the
fucking what school you into? No,

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But so then I had this theory, right, like I'm a fan of

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the Raiders. I can get a
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you know, Las Vegas Raiders,
but that doesn't mean I'm part of the

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team. Therefore, you can get
a license plate that says like Harvard alumni,

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and that doesn't mean you graduated there
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just a fan of people who graduated, So technically the license plate cover wouldn't

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be lying. Yep, you're just
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of Harvard when it is graduated.
Look, I'm just really proud of them.

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It's a hard school to get into
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is going to go in with the
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he's overruled. And I'm kind of
confused as like, are is Arnold's team

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mercenaries or are they in the military, because he acts like he has a

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choice in which missions he takes,
but then that doesn't seem to be the

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case. But then, like I
don't know, especially later when he's he

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tells Carl Weathers to leave, to
leave the girl and and then Carl Weather's

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like, no, you're still under
like orders or whatever. I'm like,

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okay, I thought you were a
mercenary. I don't know. Yeah,

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I think they might be contractors.
But if they get contract I'm just I'm

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making this up right now, this
is what I think. Like, then

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they get contract yeah, by the
military. Therefore, like you know that

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is your your boss. You still
have orders? Yeah, Like like I

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know, they're all former military,
so they all to some extent like respect

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the chain of command. But you
know, again, Arnold is acting like,

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no, I only take the missions
I want to take, and and

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we do them the way I want
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if you accept this mission, he
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Dylan's the son of a bitch.
Mom, it does I think they're

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mercenaries. That was always my understanding. That's exact same. Yeah. So

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now we we cut to the helicopter
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meet the team. We have Jesse
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We have Bill Duke as Mac the
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as Billy, the stoic Native American
tracker and obvious stereotype, Richard Chavez as

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Poncho, the guy who can speak
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the red shirt who's kind of funny
this. If you go go ahead,

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you can finish the scene. My
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lot of work for Jesse Ventura.
Did you see his hair when he gets

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off the helicopter in the first scene. He's very bald, but he also

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left the little spot on top like
he's a baby, a little tuft of

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hair on top, like the little
tear drops of hair. Larious. I

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was listening to an interview about his
casting for Predator. I was just curious

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and he is talking about how he
actually choots tobacco and that he it was

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part of what helped him get the
job. That he shows up at the

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casting thing and they're like, well, this character choos tobacco and he takes

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out he's he's got skull in one
hand and red man and the other and

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he's like so beside the point,
the camera pans to a profile of you,

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and what do I see but the
like a great basin of completely dry

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shelf and then three wispy like biden
strams that are being helped together. And

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it doesn't even have like it's so
audacious. It's not even a jazz hotaale

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where it's like a really long thing
like this is. It doesn't even reach

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Outpoken Michaels with the bandana. There's
a comic I think it's Tom Papa where

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he's talking about you just shave it
off pretty much when you get to that

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point. It's not like some girl
was like, like it's comparing. It's

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like it's not sexy or anything.
It's not like some woman was like she

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sees your ball, but then she
sees the back. She's like, oh

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yeah, but the helicopter. My
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what said the sabotage scene interesting wanted
to be basically oh yeah, absolutely like

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Jesse Ventura uses the F word,
which rhymes with maggot yeah as a homophobic

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slur, and it still somehow feels
a little less homophobic than all of sabotage

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in nineteen eighty seven and not twenty fourteen

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or whatever like Jesus Christ. Yeah, and he only says it once.

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They don't proceed to then talk about
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so they're just talking about old Arnold
or well, it's actually a newer

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movie, but it is. Don't
watch it, don't watch it in twenty

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fifteen movie. But I also love
how everyone has a thing like Bill Duke's

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character is always shaving shame. Black's
character is the nerd. Jesse Vanuri's character

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choose homophobic flavor tobacco. I guess
no, it's yeah, you're right,

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Yeah, it's anti gay. You
chew it in and it makes you less

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gay. Yea. Now this movie
is so, are you implying that a

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sexual tyrannosaurs is straight? Yes?
And if so, what is a gay

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person? Is that? Like a
sexual mastodon norannosaur seems like the most sexually

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fluid of the dinosaur. Yeah,
because like who's gonna turn who can stop

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at tyrannosaurs that they want male female, They're gonna take what they want.

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Yeah, but they can't really use
their hands, so that limits a lot.

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It means they got to use their
mouth. Yeah, yeah, but

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mouth only look at their strong,
meaty legs. I mean that's anyway.

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Sorry, Joe, Oh, this
movie is is trophy, but it's made

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in the time when it wasn't tropes, so like it's just it's fucking lightning

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in the bottle. Like everything about
this movie is great, like you know,

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the team, uh you know,
they all got their own things,

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like the music, like just all
the muscles. It's it's perfect And like

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other movies like Sabotage for instance,
try to do that, but they just

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fucking suck at it. Because you
can't recreate the magic of the eighties without

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either being satire or shitty. You
can just don't let David Ayrer write it.

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Apparently it just comes off like Broie, Like I don't know, but

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uh, can I say, who
had the boombox in the helicopter? Was

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it Jesse Ventura? Ventura? Yeah, nobody was holding it. It was

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just up behind. Okay, because
you're listening to little Richard, which is

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a little gay. He's bad ass, but he's very you know, he's

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like I wasn't sure if it was
a little richer until he went and then

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I was like, that is totally
little anywhere. Yeah, man, I

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wish Mac would have done that line
later in the movie what happens in the

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helicopter. No, see, here's
the thing. So that song is about

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a woman, and Little Richard's kind
of gay, but he's trying really hard

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not to be. That's why he's
singing about a woman. That's what jesse

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Ventura is doing by chewing the tobacco. He's trying to also be like Little

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Richard, like stave off the gay
in him. That's why he plays that

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song, and that's why he choose
to Tao. Okay, that's amazing.

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Yeah, I can agree more.
It makes it makes sense to me anyway.

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and also that Arnold's team does not
have much respect for Dylan, as

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jesse Ventura like spits on his fucking
shoe. Also, like Bill Duke is

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really dedicated to that shaving thing,
because these cannot be the optimal conditions for

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shaving your face, raw dog and
no mirror. He's in a helicopter that's

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got to be shaking, and ship
like are you kidding me? Like pre

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mock five one like that, they're
in the jungle. That ship would be

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rusty. Someone's putting on face paint
at the same time, and they're like,

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oh, that Lily's putting it on
his face paint. But being a

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native American stereotype, he's very good
at it. Yeah, he has very

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slowly, very slowly. Also,
what's the Spanish speaking news name? Okay?

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Yeah, I have him down here
the whole time as nineteen eighties Adrian

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Brody, So yeah, because that's
what it looks like to me. And

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then Brody showed up in Predators exactly, especially when he puts the hat on.

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Not so much during because I'm watching
the movie right now too, it's

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not so much sure in the scene, but when he puts the hat on,

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was like, holy shit, Adrians
in this movie. I did,

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and Hawkins confused so much exactly tell
him I didn't know that they were two

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separate people and to where they were
in the same scene together. Yeah,

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talking about how glasses, why you
weren't glasses right now? Do you?

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Why is he one of glasses sometimes
but he's not one glasses overtimes? Poncho

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does not have glasses right, yeah, is no correct? I'm like me,

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but he also fills a P O
and c h O. That's incorrect.

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That's that's what you wear when it's
raining. Was it? Is that?

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How it was in the credits?
Correct? Okay, okay, cool?

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Because someone was saying they made the
same comment in a trivia thing.

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You spell your name p Y and
c h O right e y N c

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H with a with a little bar
across the top of the Yeah, it's

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actually panch but you know the white
people say it pancho. All right.

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So the the boys now ready up
and get serious as they approach the drop

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point, So they turn off the
boom box and the lights go out.

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Uh, and then they repel down
to the jungle floor. Wait, we

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missed the first we missed the first
pussy joke? Though, Oh yeah,

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oh that's true. That's true.
You want to would you like to recount

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it? Sure? No? I
mean I feel like our dad's in the

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eighties are loving these pussy jokes like
knee slappers falling out of there like serious

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boy like laughing, like there was
like there was like pussy jokes and Gallagher

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in the eighties and like that was
it for comedy. Was joke? It

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was? That? Wasn't the echo
when it was no, no, it

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was my girlfriend or no, I
told my girlfriend. I right, she

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had a smaller pussy or something like
that. No, No, I asked

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my girlfriend for a little pussy and
she said too. Mine's as big as

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a house goes over Billy's head or
just don't know if it goes over,

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because he just stares him down like
an asshole. He's an ally dude,

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he doesn't yeh, yeah, but
that one's better than the one he says

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later. I don't know that that
one later because I was later more drunk,

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but the other one later I was
started cracking out. Billy personally,

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I was going on with my girlfriend
and I said, well, you got

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a big pussy. Wow, you
got a big pussy. She's like,

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why did you say that? Twice? I didn't. I explain it to

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him to have written it was an
echo the second time it works, did

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you guys of him? Wonder what
like a predator pussy looks like? Probably

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like it's face, definitely vagina.
Surprisingly, it's just got a little alien

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head that pops up. That's the
aliens. I all right. So the

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squad makes their way through the jungle. They do find the down chopper eventually

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that the hostages were taken from,
and Poncho tells Arnold that some of the

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details aren't adding up, which Billy
confirms when he spots the tracks of some

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other American soldiers that nobody mentioned.
Again, I like Billy, but they

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just make him so stereotypical. He's
like he's like an expert tracker the whole

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time, and like senses ship that
other people can't sense. It's it's insane.

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I mean, they never say he's
Native American. We all know his

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name. His name is not like
running horse or some ship. All right,

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No, that's his last name,
Billy running Horse. I don't know.

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Actually they're actually the Native Americans,
so well, I have their names

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at the bottom, and the best
of their real names. Yes, is

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Dutch's name, because I was like, what a fucking dork? Alan?

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Really? Sorry if anybody's name's Alan, by the way, when I was

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like Alan, it just sounds like, yeah, it's like Alan Dutch something.

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I can't remember Billy's last name,
but they have his surname. They

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have uh Max's surname, and yeah, pretty much everybody else is surname because

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everybody else. The only person,
yeah, the only ones I know is

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Pancho because he calls him Ramirez at
the end. Well, I don't think

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is actual first name, but I
could be wrong. No, no,

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I know, I'm just saying that's
the only last name I even moved.

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Oh okay, well, Pancho is
usually short for Francisco. Oh. I

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was hoping that Poncio or some thing
short for ponchetot. He like cuts a

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vine and he starts sucking out of
the viney and then like the tree,

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he's like pretty much stuck in the
trees dick. And then the tree comes

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his chest like its just like gotta
cotm some exactly because he I think he

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hears the predator or here's something.
No, he hears something and then he

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goes and likes it's while he's drinking
from the vine, so he's milking.

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He's really milking thee and then as
like the vines finishing, Billy like pulls

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it out of his mouth and he
looks around and the vine just goes all

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over his chest. Because I was
like, I was like, oh man,

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it looks like he's sucking that tree's
dick. And then once it dripped

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on his chest, I was started
cracking up again drinking. You know,

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dude, the guy didn't played Billy. I read something so fucking funny,

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Sonny Landam. I guess the studio
didn't want him, like because he was

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a crazy motherfucker crazy. Yeah,
oh really and yeah, and the studio

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said the only way they we'll hire
him is if he has a bodyguard with

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him twenty four to seven to stop
him from fighting people on set, because

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he sold for beating people up on
set. Yeah, bodyguard was to control

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Sonny Landam. Yeah, it wasn't
for other people. That was for It

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wasn't for his protection, it was
for the insurance company wouldn't insure him unless

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they did that. Yeah, yeah
exactly. Yeah, he had to do

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this frustration now somehow, and he
was just like, yeah, god,

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what a crazy stipulation. He must
suck me. What it was like a

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vine? Yeah, exactly if you
think about it, true, vines are

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just trees dicks. Yeah, it's
true. It's very scientific. We were

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able to throw towards the pussy.
They're they're just like the biceps going by

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the vines. So as so as
Billy is milk in that vine, he

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hears a little something, he turns
around, he makes his way into like

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this underbrush thing and when he finds
this absolutely horrifying scene of three dead bodies

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strung up and just absolutely coated with
strawberry jam. It's it's fucking gross.

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That was strawberry jam. Cool,
but yeah, anyway, so he finds

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the three dead bodies. They're strung
up and they've been skinned, and so

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Arnold has Mac cut the bodies down. One of the dog tags found is

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Jim Hopper, who is a Green
Beret that Arnold actually knew, and that

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confirms that they're not the first Americans
to come out here. Do you think

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Arnold ate him for breakfast? Yeah, because he's known to eat green brays

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for breakfast, as he told us
some commando. He keeps up that muscle

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mass like he has to be eating
people like you can't get that much weight

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protein out in the jungle where they
were filming this. This is also the

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first instance that we see that like
predator heat vision thing, which, yeah,

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that's that happens right here. Yeah. So so everybody's pretty shaken up

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by the skin bodies, and Arnold's
concern is only compounded when Billy tells him

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that the fight that happened here makes
no sense, like it looks like an

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ambush. Except there's no like trails
leading anywhere or like from it shells or

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anything like that. Yeah, or
shells or anything like that. Uh So

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at this point everybody's kind of nervous. Blaine pulls out his mini gun and

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we start getting some very like Friday
the Thirteenth, like stalker type shots looking

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down at the squad from on high, except they're through like an infrared filter,

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which again would have been awesome if
they didn't include the first scene,

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yeah, because it would seem like
part of the movie. Yeah, exactly,

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or you'd be like, what kind
of technology do these gorillas have?

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Yeah? Yeah, Also the gun
has a name. What the gun?

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It's Oh, it's old paint us
there you go. Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah. There's one scene where somebody
just kicks the vulture, which field goal.

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I love that. It was like
a bird jump scare that happened when

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he finds the body. I'm like
those a lot of those vultures and conjurors

403
00:31:18.759 --> 00:31:21.759
are on the endangered species list.
I'm imagining now like Peter has a hit

404
00:31:21.839 --> 00:31:25.119
out on them, much more powerful, dangerous, and this team is the

405
00:31:25.200 --> 00:31:30.359
reason or like way more dangerous than
whoever they're fighting. And another thing so

406
00:31:32.480 --> 00:31:37.440
Stranger thinks it's pretty much a like
love letter to Stephen King. Steph.

407
00:31:37.480 --> 00:31:40.839
I had to get my one ref
in per episode. But also I wonder

408
00:31:40.880 --> 00:31:45.279
if they took some from this because
the guy is Jim Hopper dies, which

409
00:31:45.319 --> 00:31:52.599
is the name of Jim Hopper in
the show. Yeah, I didn't know

410
00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:57.279
that, And it takes place in
Hockey's Indiana, and one of the characters

411
00:31:57.400 --> 00:32:04.480
names that's true, I've seen that
show. But any of them Dutch?

412
00:32:05.319 --> 00:32:08.079
Yeah, no, I was trying
to think of other connections. But does

413
00:32:08.160 --> 00:32:15.240
one of them have a creed?
Probably sounds like a foreign name, it's

414
00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:22.079
the wrong movie, but yeah,
ju Storing, Oh there's a billy.

415
00:32:22.200 --> 00:32:25.319
Also, does he suck a tree
dick? Because I'm right now, I

416
00:32:25.359 --> 00:32:30.079
don't No, it didn't suck a
Do you just have you just have him

417
00:32:30.119 --> 00:32:32.000
sucking that vine like on loop or
you just watch it? Yeah? I

418
00:32:32.200 --> 00:32:35.960
apparently I went back and it's going
through it again, and I'm like,

419
00:32:36.039 --> 00:32:39.359
well as well watch it again as
well. Actually a little in fact,

420
00:32:39.400 --> 00:32:42.880
you could see like in the background
of that scene there's like a black leather

421
00:32:43.000 --> 00:32:50.799
couch. So they start moving through
the jungle again. Dylan is a little

422
00:32:50.839 --> 00:32:53.279
out of practice on field work.
So he trips and makes a bunch of

423
00:32:53.359 --> 00:33:00.079
noise. But no, go ahead
yourself, No, no, I'm sorry.

424
00:33:00.119 --> 00:33:02.759
I have a comment for her,
but all that you finished. So

425
00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:07.720
Dylan trips and makes a bunch of
noise. So Matt gets in his face

426
00:33:07.759 --> 00:33:09.519
and threatens to cut off his right
hand. If so he can never golf

427
00:33:09.559 --> 00:33:15.400
again if he doesn't get a ship. I don't know why, but every

428
00:33:15.480 --> 00:33:20.319
time I see Bill Duke acting all
bad ass and like either this or Commando,

429
00:33:20.880 --> 00:33:23.519
I can't help but remember that he
directed Sister Acts during Whoopy Goldberg.

430
00:33:23.599 --> 00:33:29.839
He did not he did every single
time I seem locked in badass. I

431
00:33:29.880 --> 00:33:31.640
remember he directed Sister Act. I
think Sister Act too, but I'm not

432
00:33:31.720 --> 00:33:37.559
sure what it makes sense. He's
he's incredible. He sings in this movie.

433
00:33:39.640 --> 00:33:45.880
That's where he actually got the idea
for I don't think it wrote in

434
00:33:45.920 --> 00:33:54.960
the Jungle. He directed Sister Act. He's probably like it started out as

435
00:33:54.960 --> 00:34:07.640
a movie about she was running from
the editor, not the mob up at

436
00:34:07.720 --> 00:34:15.559
the Catholic church, because there's a
lot of predators there. This is why

437
00:34:15.800 --> 00:34:22.360
Pancho here for awesome. She like, you don't talk a lot, but

438
00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:31.239
what he's got so uh. The
squad finally reaches the gorilla camp and Arnold

439
00:34:31.280 --> 00:34:35.000
scouts it out to formulate a plan
of attack, and we get some very

440
00:34:35.079 --> 00:34:39.360
sweet ass shots of Arnold. He
sees one of the hostages get killed and

441
00:34:39.480 --> 00:34:44.920
then calls the team to him.
Everyone gets into positions surrounding the camp and

442
00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:50.679
they start taking out guards after he
explains a plan Arnold decides. After after

443
00:34:50.719 --> 00:34:52.800
they've killed a few people, Arnold
decides he's tired of playing it stealthy,

444
00:34:52.960 --> 00:34:58.440
so he straps a bomb to a
truck and sends it rolling downhill right into

445
00:34:58.440 --> 00:35:00.840
the center of the camp. Is
follow that up by blowing up the camp.

446
00:35:00.920 --> 00:35:08.000
Stockpile of the tire had a drive
belt running to like a water mill,

447
00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:12.599
I think, like, not like
a water pump. I thought it

448
00:35:12.639 --> 00:35:21.360
was one of those weird like seventies
workout things or like those are hilarious.

449
00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:25.599
Yeah, I initially thought it was
a kind of a weird version of a

450
00:35:25.679 --> 00:35:30.000
generator kind of do the same thing, and it was like charging something.

451
00:35:30.039 --> 00:35:32.320
But yeah, whoever said that,
I don't remember, and frankly I don't

452
00:35:32.480 --> 00:35:37.719
want to remember who said it was
a water well pump. But yeah,

453
00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:40.280
there's definitely water coming out of it. So yeah, so he basically blows

454
00:35:40.360 --> 00:35:45.480
up the entire camp, and I
love how he saw the one hostage get

455
00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:49.960
killed and he just now has complete
disregard for where the other hostage is.

456
00:35:50.400 --> 00:35:52.760
Could not give less of a ship. They just start blowing things up and

457
00:35:53.079 --> 00:35:59.920
riddling the place with bullets. They
killed everybody. My note here is aren't

458
00:35:59.920 --> 00:36:04.960
you supposed to be looking for hostages
everything? That might not be the best

459
00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:07.199
idea, but like later on,
Mac tells him like, oh, they

460
00:36:07.320 --> 00:36:10.679
killed the other hostageity It's like no, no, no, you guys killed

461
00:36:14.199 --> 00:36:17.039
where's the other ones? They always
died at such a big deal. He's

462
00:36:17.119 --> 00:36:20.840
like virtue signaling about. He's like
I would never do, you know,

463
00:36:21.360 --> 00:36:24.159
I have a code of honor,
like I don't need things to save hostages.

464
00:36:24.719 --> 00:36:28.719
And then yeah, just and there's
like a nuclear plume of smoke and

465
00:36:28.760 --> 00:36:31.880
then they say like like Arnold's clear
the air and no trace. I'm like,

466
00:36:32.400 --> 00:36:37.119
this is like a crater in the
earth, like the bodies and make

467
00:36:37.159 --> 00:36:42.440
it even more like macabre than it
is. Right. Yeah, Also,

468
00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:46.719
like they blows up the helicopter like
you just gotta use that. Yeah,

469
00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:51.599
yeah, that's true. It would
have got shot down though if it wasn't

470
00:36:51.639 --> 00:36:53.639
one of Yeah, but it's their
helicopter. How would they know that it's

471
00:36:53.679 --> 00:36:58.199
not them their helicopter? Yeah,
the gorillas were trying to take off in

472
00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:00.880
the helicopter. No, but was
it the gorilla's helicopter or were you?

473
00:37:01.679 --> 00:37:07.800
Yeah, so I'm talking about the
I'm talking about Arnold's people. What if

474
00:37:07.199 --> 00:37:10.239
the military would have shot down the
helicopter once they saw it, not if

475
00:37:10.280 --> 00:37:14.480
they radioed in and told them,
hey, we're coming in the gorilla helicopter.

476
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:19.639
Yeah, but you know, like
they not killing hostages to worry about

477
00:37:19.679 --> 00:37:23.599
that stuff. That first hostage shooting
was really hardcore though. Yeah, it

478
00:37:23.679 --> 00:37:28.199
was kind of brutal and just like
showed him get shot in the blasted.

479
00:37:28.760 --> 00:37:30.039
I was a little shocked, man
when I saw that. It was kind

480
00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:35.199
of crazy. Yeah, so I
understand his you know, his fury that

481
00:37:35.320 --> 00:37:40.559
he got it. Yeah, totally
justified. When they're all sitting all the

482
00:37:40.920 --> 00:37:45.320
these sort of you know, generic
brown terrorists are sitting at the table and

483
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:51.719
they're all drinking. There's this huge
picture they all cops, and I wanted

484
00:37:51.760 --> 00:37:55.079
to know so badly, and there's
clearly got like white dudes in brown face

485
00:37:55.119 --> 00:37:59.360
that there. Did you guys see
that? Are there? Yes? I

486
00:37:59.480 --> 00:38:01.960
watched it slow motion because there's this
one guy that is so clear. I

487
00:38:02.039 --> 00:38:06.719
mean, it's like the worst round
face. And the guy he throws the

488
00:38:06.800 --> 00:38:10.519
knife into I think, oh is
it? Yeah? Anyway, that's terrible.

489
00:38:14.119 --> 00:38:17.280
So at this point the scene just
becomes like a series of rapid fire

490
00:38:17.320 --> 00:38:23.159
shots of various things exploding and the
gorilla's just getting destroyed with bullets, and

491
00:38:23.800 --> 00:38:27.960
as the gorillas begin to retreat,
the team works its way towards the center

492
00:38:28.000 --> 00:38:30.079
of the camp. At this point, one of the gorillas tries to sneak

493
00:38:30.159 --> 00:38:35.199
up on Arnold, but Arnold sees
it coming and pins the gorillas intestines to

494
00:38:35.360 --> 00:38:43.480
a post with a hilariously oversized knife
and tells him to stick around. I

495
00:38:43.639 --> 00:38:47.400
love that that knife is probably like
nine inches long before it goes into the

496
00:38:47.480 --> 00:38:51.280
dude, like and then it still
has to go all the way through him

497
00:38:51.320 --> 00:38:54.559
and into the post enough to that's
a fucking short sword that Arnold just threw

498
00:38:54.679 --> 00:39:07.079
the dude. Where was he carrying
It's one of those like retractable telescopic Yeah.

499
00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:12.440
Arnold then busts into a room to
blow away one of the gorillas who

500
00:39:12.639 --> 00:39:15.159
apparently thought now would be a good
time to like do his taxes because he's

501
00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:21.320
just sitting there rifling through papers as
there's absolute pandemonium happening around him. When

502
00:39:21.400 --> 00:39:24.840
Arnold busts through, the gory goes
knock knock, and I just at this

503
00:39:24.920 --> 00:39:28.360
point, I was like, I
wonder if his team is considered the best

504
00:39:28.519 --> 00:39:32.960
because they make the time for one
liners. You know, well, yeah,

505
00:39:34.079 --> 00:39:36.760
they got to spend so much time
They're like, all right, what

506
00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:40.519
scenarios can happen because I have to
think of jokes for that. That's why

507
00:39:40.559 --> 00:39:45.880
they're the best, because they think
of every possible scenario specifically because they want

508
00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:49.920
to set up jokes. But you
know, it helps them become the best.

509
00:39:50.039 --> 00:39:52.840
Like Commando, I would love if
Billy is not actually in the military.

510
00:39:52.920 --> 00:39:57.920
He's just their joke writer. Yeah, the little pouch on his neck

511
00:39:58.039 --> 00:40:00.320
is just filled with jokes and he's
like, oh, Jesse, Billy,

512
00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:07.559
I'm at Hawkins. Sorry, but
I like that better. Part of the

513
00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:12.159
process to get on the team was
like an improv like tryout. He was

514
00:40:12.199 --> 00:40:15.400
like trying out for Saturdy Night Live
or something like that. Okay, but

515
00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:20.239
what impressions. Can you do all
right? If you just shot off this

516
00:40:20.320 --> 00:40:28.320
guy's leg, what do you say
to him? Come on? So,

517
00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:30.679
at this point, yet another gorilla
tries to sneak up on Arnold, but

518
00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:35.480
this time he only knocks them out
and then feels a little bad when he

519
00:40:35.559 --> 00:40:38.400
sees it was a woman. Then
Mac comes over to tell Arnold that he

520
00:40:38.440 --> 00:40:43.599
found the other hostage. But clearly
they've been set up because the hostages were

521
00:40:43.639 --> 00:40:46.519
actually CIA and some of the gorillas
were actually Russian military. And like I

522
00:40:46.599 --> 00:40:49.639
said, it was at this point
I was like, that guy was not

523
00:40:49.800 --> 00:40:52.679
dead before you found it, or
like before you scott here. You know

524
00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:57.440
those huts or whatever or those houses
aren't bulletproof, right, like all that

525
00:40:57.960 --> 00:41:02.639
they just it went straight through it. Yeah. So then Dylan joins Arnold

526
00:41:02.719 --> 00:41:07.320
and starts rifling through the documents that
the gorilla was going through. When Arnold

527
00:41:07.360 --> 00:41:10.679
pins him to the wall and confronts
him about all lies, Dylan basically says

528
00:41:10.719 --> 00:41:14.039
that lying was the only way to
get Arnold to take the mission, and

529
00:41:14.280 --> 00:41:17.679
he would do it again. Ducked
up And Dylan was like, straight up,

530
00:41:17.960 --> 00:41:21.400
I felt like he was just like
really crying in that scene. Man

531
00:41:22.320 --> 00:41:24.639
his eyes were like he didn't seem
much. I meandn't cared yet. Man.

532
00:41:24.960 --> 00:41:28.360
Yeah, I don't know if he
was crying so much as every single

533
00:41:28.440 --> 00:41:34.079
cell of his body is sweating.
H there was a machine of sweat all

534
00:41:34.199 --> 00:41:37.880
down his face. So he just
saw like thirty seven guys get murdered,

535
00:41:37.920 --> 00:41:44.159
and I was hitting him all at
once. So Hawkins gets in contact with

536
00:41:44.360 --> 00:41:47.119
HQ and tells Arnold that they got
to get moving because gorilla reinforcements are on

537
00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:52.440
the way. Dylan demands that they
bring the female gorilla with them, which

538
00:41:52.599 --> 00:41:55.639
Arnold allows, but he makes her
Dylan's responsibility. Now we get to some

539
00:41:55.800 --> 00:42:00.639
more of that infrared voyeurism as the
squad gets ready to head back to the

540
00:42:00.679 --> 00:42:05.280
rendezvous point. We see Max save
Dylan from getting stung by a scorpion,

541
00:42:05.719 --> 00:42:08.079
and Hawkins get a laugh out of
Billy by telling him another joke about his

542
00:42:08.159 --> 00:42:14.440
girlfriend's spacious vagina, And we see
both of those things mainly to show us

543
00:42:14.480 --> 00:42:17.280
that the infrared pervert is recording the
squad for some unknown reason. That's the

544
00:42:17.360 --> 00:42:22.519
addition. So sorry, this is
a tiny bit of a story, but

545
00:42:22.599 --> 00:42:24.920
okay, So, for some reason, the scene reminded me of one of

546
00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:29.880
the first times I watched this,
which was when I kind of sort of

547
00:42:29.960 --> 00:42:37.400
ruined my cousin's sleepover party. So
because you're a predator exactly, this was.

548
00:42:37.559 --> 00:42:43.239
This was two weeks so my this
is when I was little, by

549
00:42:43.280 --> 00:42:45.800
the way, But so my other
cousin, Vanessa, was on the last

550
00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:51.320
Lost podcast who here. Yeah,
but I'm pretty sure they had this was

551
00:42:51.400 --> 00:42:54.199
her because she's my first cousin.
This was her family. This was,

552
00:42:54.440 --> 00:42:58.400
yeah, but I'm pretty sure they
had one for her for the girls,

553
00:42:59.159 --> 00:43:01.840
Like a few weeks before I went
to the one for like the boy cousin,

554
00:43:02.920 --> 00:43:07.320
and my sister told me about how
my aunt told them some scary story

555
00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:09.480
to tell, like about like quest
Haven, which we I think we were

556
00:43:09.559 --> 00:43:15.360
talking about during the intro, but
which is like this insane asylum or so

557
00:43:15.519 --> 00:43:20.519
some like urban legend stuff around here, like like North Cania, San Diego.

558
00:43:20.559 --> 00:43:22.079
But anyway, it scared the hell
out of them. I think they

559
00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:25.519
even have my uncle, like or
someone my uncle and my boy cousin like

560
00:43:25.559 --> 00:43:30.679
banging on the windows or something to
scare the girls. Yes, Okay,

561
00:43:30.719 --> 00:43:34.440
so I used to not like I
used to not be scared of too much,

562
00:43:34.519 --> 00:43:37.360
Like I could watch all like the
horror movies like a Nightmare on Elm

563
00:43:37.400 --> 00:43:42.760
Street or Chucky or Halloween and not
get scared. But then one day those

564
00:43:42.840 --> 00:43:47.920
same cousins had me watch the nineteen
nineties version of it, and I was

565
00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:52.400
what eight not eight, I think
seven or eight at the time, and

566
00:43:52.480 --> 00:43:54.519
it pretty much scarred me and made
me like the biggest pussy about stuff going

567
00:43:54.599 --> 00:44:00.760
forward, because I think that movie
was the first thing that made me scared

568
00:44:00.880 --> 00:44:04.039
of like death and dying, which
I realized the other day was like,

569
00:44:04.039 --> 00:44:06.639
holy shit, that was the first
time I realized like I could actually die,

570
00:44:06.679 --> 00:44:07.679
which was super fun thing to think
of, Like when you're seven years

571
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:09.960
old, you're like, oh my
god, I can get eaten by something

572
00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:14.280
and die. Anyway, Sorry,
this is getting weird, but okay.

573
00:44:14.440 --> 00:44:16.599
So I turned into a super big
pussy and used to have trouble sleeping,

574
00:44:16.760 --> 00:44:21.880
Like I would get like really nervous
around sunset because I know it's gonna be

575
00:44:21.960 --> 00:44:27.239
dark soon and shit's scary in the
dark. Fucked you up, bro big

576
00:44:27.320 --> 00:44:30.519
time. I got the sunset dude, Like I would get scared because I

577
00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:32.039
knew I was gonna be dark,
and I was just like, I don't

578
00:44:32.079 --> 00:44:36.480
like the dark, because that's when
stuff could happen. But so I would

579
00:44:36.480 --> 00:44:39.239
actually make myself sick from worrying.
That's from about something like coming and grabbing

580
00:44:39.280 --> 00:44:44.000
me, me and grabbing me in
the middle of the night. Jes like,

581
00:44:44.079 --> 00:44:49.880
yeah, that's exactly what I thought. Yeah. Well, you know

582
00:44:49.920 --> 00:44:51.559
how like when you're a little kid, you have to get up to go

583
00:44:51.639 --> 00:44:53.079
the bathroom in the middle of the
night and it's dark as hell, so

584
00:44:53.159 --> 00:44:57.039
you like, our bathroom was across
the hall, so you just run across

585
00:44:57.039 --> 00:44:59.760
the hall real fast and hope you
didn't see anything. Oh yeah, I

586
00:45:00.239 --> 00:45:05.239
I felt like that one time,
and I decided to piano the dresser Solid

587
00:45:05.679 --> 00:45:08.880
Solid, which is a great way
into our one of our sponsors, betterhelp

588
00:45:08.920 --> 00:45:12.880
dot com. You know, we've
got a lot of trauma unpack, you

589
00:45:12.960 --> 00:45:15.679
know, and caused a lot of
problems in our life. So that's Did

590
00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:20.199
anybody ever find your piss or did
the anything happened with the piss? I

591
00:45:20.280 --> 00:45:24.280
don't know. Dogs feel the carpet
all the time. It was carpet,

592
00:45:24.840 --> 00:45:31.800
I don't know. They didn't have
And Aaron, We're gonna come back to

593
00:45:31.920 --> 00:45:35.719
this. No, I'll get back
to it. I want to hear more.

594
00:45:36.920 --> 00:45:39.960
I want to hear about Joseph was
crazy. This is a crazy revelation.

595
00:45:40.960 --> 00:45:44.559
Yeah. So I don't even know
if I've ever told anybody this.

596
00:45:44.840 --> 00:45:49.480
Yeah, I just kind of never. But if you had not told your

597
00:45:49.679 --> 00:45:52.519
story, it would not have gotten
to know this is this is good because

598
00:45:52.519 --> 00:45:55.760
I have a related thing. But
you weren't. You weren't like you weren't

599
00:45:55.800 --> 00:45:58.599
like it wasn't me, but well
it was me, but you weren't.

600
00:45:58.639 --> 00:46:01.280
Like a bedwinter, this was the
one one time thing. No yeah,

601
00:46:01.719 --> 00:46:05.400
no, no, me and my
brother. My brother is two years older.

602
00:46:05.440 --> 00:46:07.039
We got putty train at the same
time. So like I've been oh,

603
00:46:07.159 --> 00:46:12.679
that's health curved. Yeah, all
right, I think that I think

604
00:46:12.760 --> 00:46:16.079
that bed wedding is from sometimes like
being scared of getting up and then I

605
00:46:16.159 --> 00:46:20.599
don't maybe eat other stuff. But
like I think this was like a conscious

606
00:46:20.639 --> 00:46:22.679
decision, like I didn't want to
go. And the fucked up thing is

607
00:46:22.760 --> 00:46:27.880
like the bedroom door literally like if
you're still in the bedroom, you can

608
00:46:27.960 --> 00:46:30.599
touch the bathroom door. That's not
what I was scared of. What I

609
00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:34.079
was scared of it was bloody Mary
in the mirror and everything. That's why

610
00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:37.559
I didn't want to go in there
man. Yesterday, yesterday Liz asked me

611
00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:39.800
if I would do Bloody Mary.
I just turned forty, and I was

612
00:46:39.880 --> 00:46:44.719
like, I will not do it, dude, Yeah, why why chance

613
00:46:44.760 --> 00:46:47.320
it now? Like exactly, you've
been going too strong since this long Hell,

614
00:46:47.480 --> 00:46:51.639
no point chance. I've never heard
you say you wouldn't do something.

615
00:46:51.880 --> 00:46:54.960
I know you aren't all scared of
anything. The most like reckless, old,

616
00:46:55.079 --> 00:46:59.840
confident person I've ever met. Let's
do bloody Mary's Like, Nope,

617
00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:13.840
tonight, I'm pissing under the dresser
because anyway, so, uh we were

618
00:47:13.880 --> 00:47:17.079
talking about yes, okay, so
we're out of the running running running into

619
00:47:17.199 --> 00:47:22.960
the from like your room at night, into the uh into the bathroom,

620
00:47:22.000 --> 00:47:27.039
like as fast as you can.
So somewhat related is when I used to

621
00:47:27.119 --> 00:47:30.400
run across the hall into the bathroom, I always thought that I would see

622
00:47:30.440 --> 00:47:37.719
either the clown from it or George
Washington, which, yeah, sure,

623
00:47:37.840 --> 00:47:42.360
scary guy. I have no idea
why, but I until I was like

624
00:47:42.400 --> 00:47:45.519
at least twelve years old, I
was always expecting to see either one of

625
00:47:45.599 --> 00:47:47.039
those two. So it was like
always George Washington, which I don't know

626
00:47:47.079 --> 00:47:51.000
why. It was just like the
ghost of George Washington, who for some

627
00:47:51.079 --> 00:47:54.400
reason was in southern California. Yeah, I mean both both it and George

628
00:47:54.480 --> 00:47:59.760
Washington had like scary teeth, wouldn't
Yeah, that's true, and they're kind

629
00:47:59.800 --> 00:48:04.360
of the top yeah, like freaky
hairtoos, very clown like, both slave

630
00:48:04.440 --> 00:48:09.079
owners, both slave owners, both
founding fathers, counting fathers. He's on

631
00:48:09.280 --> 00:48:20.400
Mount Rushmore Trump and George Waking.
That was the original design, which was

632
00:48:20.440 --> 00:48:25.000
scrapped. So so yeah, so
high ruined. My cousin's sleepovers that started

633
00:48:25.039 --> 00:48:31.599
with this were No, it's it's
layers, we're wrapping it back around.

634
00:48:31.679 --> 00:48:35.639
Okay. So so anyway, so
I'd make myself pretty much stick to my

635
00:48:35.679 --> 00:48:38.559
stomach that Eventually the doctor just told
my mom He's like, just get him

636
00:48:38.599 --> 00:48:42.559
some maylocks, which you know is
like, uh, it's basically like the

637
00:48:42.559 --> 00:48:45.960
stuff that fitzgie Olds drink for ass
reflux, like to get rid of like

638
00:48:45.360 --> 00:48:51.360
the stomach. It's a combination of
like prozac, fentanyl and anti hartburn.

639
00:48:51.840 --> 00:48:54.760
It's like over the counter. It's
like peptal, like peptal business basically.

640
00:48:55.559 --> 00:49:00.800
But I was drinking that when I
was eight, So so the sleepover,

641
00:49:00.119 --> 00:49:04.559
so yeah, my sister mentioned the
ghost story that they told, uh,

642
00:49:05.280 --> 00:49:07.719
they were told in how scary it
was, and it basically just made me

643
00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:13.559
like work myself up leading up to
the sleepover to where I was super worried

644
00:49:14.559 --> 00:49:16.760
and I was already having such a
hard time sleeping anywhere but my house,

645
00:49:16.880 --> 00:49:20.719
and I know I would have been
like freaking out and making myself sick if

646
00:49:20.760 --> 00:49:23.880
I got scared, which also wired
me because I didn't want to come off

647
00:49:23.920 --> 00:49:27.119
like a weenie in front of everyone, because you know, it was like

648
00:49:27.199 --> 00:49:30.920
seven or eight. But anyway,
I pretty much covered that because I don't

649
00:49:30.920 --> 00:49:34.599
remember exactly how, but I somehow
convinced all the other kids at the sleepover

650
00:49:34.679 --> 00:49:37.400
to not do the scary story and
we all ended up watching Predator instead,

651
00:49:38.079 --> 00:49:42.000
and it started like right after this
scene, which I remember this scene because

652
00:49:42.000 --> 00:49:44.159
I was like, this is when
we started watching Predator. But yeah,

653
00:49:44.159 --> 00:49:46.559
I think I convinced them I basically
scaring them into thinking that it was going

654
00:49:46.639 --> 00:49:51.119
to be super scary, and then
I swear to god, I remember offering

655
00:49:51.159 --> 00:49:59.440
at least a couple of them,
some maylocks. So so now every time

656
00:49:59.639 --> 00:50:04.599
Arnold kill someone a Predator, you
pee accidentally, yeah, which I don't

657
00:50:04.599 --> 00:50:07.679
think my uncle cared because I'm pretty
sure, like he's always kind of thought

658
00:50:07.679 --> 00:50:12.440
I was a pussy, But I
remember my aunt, which it's funny for

659
00:50:12.559 --> 00:50:15.760
Chris because he knows what I'm talking
about, but I remember my aunt being

660
00:50:15.960 --> 00:50:19.480
super annoyed by just because I'm assuming
I've roomed their like whole story nights,

661
00:50:19.719 --> 00:50:23.039
but I definitely like roomed their whole
like sleepover story nine And I pretty much

662
00:50:23.079 --> 00:50:25.239
came in like a fifth year old, like, do you guys want some

663
00:50:25.320 --> 00:50:32.360
maylex the scary stories? We can
watch some Predators between the shots the Maylox

664
00:50:32.679 --> 00:50:36.920
and the Andy and your gut Viome
was like by the age of nine,

665
00:50:37.079 --> 00:50:45.119
just oh yeah, for sure,
yeah, activity probably would be good anyway.

666
00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:46.480
So yeah, but yeah, we
got to watch Predators, so it

667
00:50:46.559 --> 00:50:52.760
wasn't a complete waste. Everybody,
come inside, it's almost sunset. We're

668
00:50:52.760 --> 00:51:02.079
gonna watch Predator and a paper the
act for each to get inside. Anyway,

669
00:51:04.039 --> 00:51:07.199
we're watching Predator right now. Moments
after he stops laughing, Billy stops

670
00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:12.440
and looks around as he seems to
sense that something is watching them. After

671
00:51:12.519 --> 00:51:16.119
everyone has moved out, the mysterious
creeper surveys the carnage left by Arnold's team

672
00:51:16.320 --> 00:51:21.360
as he remixes all the recordings he
made, and the last thing we see

673
00:51:21.480 --> 00:51:25.079
is an exceptionally manicured hand picking up
the scorpion that Matt killed. And I

674
00:51:25.280 --> 00:51:29.440
like to think that the entire rest
of the movie from here on out is

675
00:51:29.920 --> 00:51:32.599
just because the Predator is like a
peda fanatic, and he's super pissed about

676
00:51:32.639 --> 00:51:39.840
that scor So first the vultures,
then the scorpions. It's like, motherfuckers,

677
00:51:40.000 --> 00:51:45.960
really could hear the laughing? I
don't think that's what happened. Anythink

678
00:51:45.960 --> 00:51:47.199
that's what happens because it said it
in the trivia, But then it also

679
00:51:47.280 --> 00:51:53.800
says faint laughing if you watch you
with subtitles like vibes based tracking. Yeah,

680
00:51:53.840 --> 00:51:57.760
I thought he was like I thought
he just could vaguely hear the predator

681
00:51:57.840 --> 00:52:00.679
moving. No, I have a
trivia that says he wasn't. Actually he

682
00:52:00.880 --> 00:52:07.719
wasn't actually like had this connection like
native American connection. He heard it laughing,

683
00:52:07.960 --> 00:52:09.400
And it actually says in the subtitles
faint laughing. I'm sure I would

684
00:52:09.400 --> 00:52:12.360
have heard it, like I usually
watch it to the headphones, but it

685
00:52:12.400 --> 00:52:15.760
was actually watching on the TV.
But you can probably hear it through the

686
00:52:15.800 --> 00:52:19.199
headphones. Maybe I watched it with
headphones. I didn't hear he didn't hear

687
00:52:19.320 --> 00:52:21.519
you hear like it? Yeah it's
it, says in the subtitles, faint

688
00:52:21.599 --> 00:52:24.159
laughing. That makes sense, dude, Like, dude, the Predator is

689
00:52:24.239 --> 00:52:39.320
just basically like a space parrot that
like pa is just like actually the Predator

690
00:52:39.480 --> 00:52:52.840
just chopping clicking is the block.
The show is dumb, all right.

691
00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:57.159
So the squad is squads walk up
through the jungle, they take a short

692
00:52:57.239 --> 00:53:00.599
rest, Mac and Blaine commiserate about
how much the jungle sucks, and then

693
00:53:01.199 --> 00:53:06.559
Max shares his flask with Blaine,
and I got so grossed out because I

694
00:53:06.639 --> 00:53:10.480
feel like, if you share that
flask with Jesse Ventura, it's gonna be

695
00:53:10.559 --> 00:53:17.400
like drinking out of a fucking spatoon. It is gonna be so gross that

696
00:53:17.639 --> 00:53:22.679
is Yeah, I'm sure he backquesches. Also, this movie has a lot

697
00:53:22.840 --> 00:53:27.239
of traveling scenes, like a lot
like to where I was like, I

698
00:53:27.280 --> 00:53:30.119
don't write anything because they're walking like
it's a lot of uh, just walking

699
00:53:30.199 --> 00:53:34.000
through the jungle. Yeah, you
know, Tolkien actually based Lord of the

700
00:53:34.079 --> 00:53:49.480
Rings on this time travel. Yeah, he got by his professor the movie

701
00:53:49.559 --> 00:53:55.400
scanner. Let's see so well,
while this is happening. We see the

702
00:53:55.440 --> 00:54:00.199
female gorilla fall down in front of
Dylan, and when he bends down to

703
00:54:00.280 --> 00:54:02.079
force her to her feet, she
throws some leaves in his face and makes

704
00:54:02.079 --> 00:54:06.320
a run for it, only to
be stopped by Poncho a few feet later.

705
00:54:06.880 --> 00:54:10.039
And I just I love that Dylan
is so fucking rusty that he gets

706
00:54:10.039 --> 00:54:16.400
completely fucked up by a load of
leaves to the face. Yeah. One

707
00:54:16.400 --> 00:54:20.599
of my notes is Dylan is a
bitch in this movie. Yeah, Dylan

708
00:54:20.840 --> 00:54:27.440
sucks man pencils man. Yeah.
So Billy scouting ahead gets spooked by something

709
00:54:27.679 --> 00:54:30.679
and figures out that the predators in
the trees, but he can't really see

710
00:54:30.679 --> 00:54:35.360
anything. And that was wrong with
you? You mentioned it earlier, but

711
00:54:35.400 --> 00:54:37.559
at this point I was like,
are you fucking kidding me? He has

712
00:54:37.559 --> 00:54:45.159
a talisman that he rubs when he's
like feeling what's in the pouch. He's

713
00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:54.639
not Mexican culture language. Is that
a Mexican thing? Yeah? For some

714
00:54:54.760 --> 00:55:07.159
reason, I was like, that's
we don't Seeah. I knew the sprite

715
00:55:07.199 --> 00:55:09.000
thing because our mom used to buy
me seven up whenever I got sick.

716
00:55:09.119 --> 00:55:13.519
Yeah, exactly, because we were
too poor for spride. I guess.

717
00:55:20.039 --> 00:55:24.119
So, while the squad is distracted
by by Billy being all freaked out,

718
00:55:24.559 --> 00:55:29.039
uh, the gorilla smacks Poncho with
a tree branch and takes off again.

719
00:55:29.880 --> 00:55:32.159
Hawkins goes after her, and we
see that the predator is following them.

720
00:55:32.800 --> 00:55:37.239
Just as Hawkins grabs her, the
predator comes up behind him and disembowels him

721
00:55:37.519 --> 00:55:42.079
and drags him off into the jungle. Pancho catches up a second later,

722
00:55:42.199 --> 00:55:45.000
but only finds some guts on the
ground. When they go back to question

723
00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:50.960
the gorilla, she says that the
jungle came alive and took Hawkins. Does

724
00:55:51.000 --> 00:55:54.960
anybody have what she actually said,
because at this point in this like Pancho

725
00:55:55.079 --> 00:56:00.719
says, she says the jungle came
alive and took him, and and Dylan

726
00:56:00.800 --> 00:56:02.559
says, bullshit, that's not what
she said. What she said doesn't make

727
00:56:02.559 --> 00:56:07.039
any sense. And I couldn't find
anywhere what she actually said. I mean,

728
00:56:07.079 --> 00:56:09.519
I don't speak Spanish. Yeah,
I don't speak Spanish. I can

729
00:56:09.639 --> 00:56:12.639
I mean, I can go back
to it because I have it playing right

730
00:56:12.679 --> 00:56:16.519
now. Yeah, but the subtitles
I think just Spanish, Yeah, speaking

731
00:56:16.559 --> 00:56:21.440
in Spanish. But anyway, it's
after I was just wonder she's running away?

732
00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:24.039
Well really, you know Spanish.
Yeah, but Liz is even better

733
00:56:24.079 --> 00:56:28.519
at Spanish, only like, okay, that's just like me and Erica.

734
00:56:29.239 --> 00:56:30.039
There was look at me. I'm
like, I don't know what the fuck

735
00:56:30.079 --> 00:56:32.239
she said. In Erica, it
translates I'm like, yeah, sorry,

736
00:56:32.360 --> 00:56:36.800
she's okay. So not because I'm
great at Spanish, but because I just

737
00:56:36.840 --> 00:56:43.239
looked this up. Ramirez is asking
her, kin, what did you see?

738
00:56:43.239 --> 00:56:47.239
Who was it? She whispers no, no, no, I don't

739
00:56:47.239 --> 00:56:50.840
know. I don't know what it
was. Then he says, kin,

740
00:56:51.760 --> 00:56:55.840
tell me, woman, who was
it? Tell me? She says the

741
00:56:55.880 --> 00:56:59.280
jungle, the jungle took him.
He says, okay, what Then she

742
00:56:59.320 --> 00:57:02.199
says, no, noise, I
don't know. I don't know. I'm

743
00:57:02.199 --> 00:57:06.840
not sure. The only thing Ramirez
translated differently was saying she said the jungle

744
00:57:06.920 --> 00:57:09.039
came alive. Dylan was always trying
to act like he knew more than everyone

745
00:57:09.280 --> 00:57:16.760
typical boss, is that? What
are you reading that? I mean,

746
00:57:16.840 --> 00:57:22.639
so it's just unhinged. In my
In my notes though, I say like

747
00:57:22.880 --> 00:57:28.559
Carl Weathers speaks Espanol one minute and
then the next like scene for kids Spanish.

748
00:57:28.639 --> 00:57:32.199
Yeah, on top of that,
again, like they're just there's stuff

749
00:57:32.199 --> 00:57:35.760
that happens and then nobody cares,
Like all of a sudden, she can

750
00:57:35.800 --> 00:57:37.880
speak English and nobody like everyone's like, okay, she can speak Elish,

751
00:57:37.880 --> 00:57:43.239
somebody nobody cares. They're like,
oh, it wasn't like anyway, We'll

752
00:57:43.239 --> 00:57:45.559
get there, go ahead and speak
Spanish when I'm very drunk. She can

753
00:57:45.599 --> 00:57:50.920
just speak English when she's very scared. Yeah, but I'm just like Carl

754
00:57:50.960 --> 00:57:53.199
Weathers, you know, like he
can speak Spanish sometimes. That's just like

755
00:57:53.280 --> 00:57:58.000
me. That's why they are sucking
the jungle. The vine Dick is that

756
00:57:58.119 --> 00:58:05.079
white special legal powers. It gives
them the I'm curious if you can't speak

757
00:58:05.239 --> 00:58:07.440
like you think you can speak Spanish
when you're really drunk. But it's like

758
00:58:07.639 --> 00:58:09.920
there's a scene from thirty Rock where
Alec Baldwin thinks he can speak French,

759
00:58:10.280 --> 00:58:14.519
but when he speaks French, it's
just gibberish, like it translates it and

760
00:58:14.559 --> 00:58:19.440
it's just like random letters. He's
like, and it's just like like that's

761
00:58:19.519 --> 00:58:22.960
Joe just picking Spanish. You know. I've had at least two conversations in

762
00:58:23.119 --> 00:58:27.400
nothing but Spanish well, very drunk. But this was a while ago.

763
00:58:27.440 --> 00:58:31.079
And this is and I worked in
a kitchen, so there my Spanish now

764
00:58:31.320 --> 00:58:39.159
is is terrible? But yeah,
So Poncho and Dylan are arguing over whether

765
00:58:39.239 --> 00:58:43.639
she's lying, but then Arnold points
out that whoever did the killing didn't take

766
00:58:43.679 --> 00:58:46.239
any of hawkins equipment, so it
seems unlikely to have been the gorillas,

767
00:58:46.719 --> 00:58:51.039
and Dylan realizes that this is the
same thing that happened to the team that

768
00:58:51.119 --> 00:58:54.000
they found skin. Arnold orders everyone
to go look for Hawkins' body, so

769
00:58:54.079 --> 00:58:59.000
they split up and search the nearby
area. As we pull high up into

770
00:58:59.039 --> 00:59:01.920
the trees to see hawkins bleeding corpse, hung up like an animal. Was

771
00:59:02.000 --> 00:59:05.880
that him? I couldn't tell who
that was. Yeah, he got him

772
00:59:05.960 --> 00:59:10.480
up there naked so fucking fast,
Like what that's true. He's very adept

773
00:59:10.519 --> 00:59:14.039
at on dressing him at the same
time that he's climbing the trees, just

774
00:59:14.079 --> 00:59:19.440
like me in college round. Oh, I'm just saying I murdered people.

775
00:59:20.360 --> 00:59:22.239
You said you were getting yourself naked
up in the lot really quick. No,

776
00:59:23.480 --> 00:59:28.079
getting other people naked up in the
loft really fast. Imagine you every

777
00:59:28.159 --> 00:59:35.119
nag getting naked and stringing yourself up
enough to tell you. He compresses the

778
00:59:37.079 --> 00:59:40.679
no I'd get naked and gets scared
and have to run really fast naked zip

779
00:59:40.920 --> 00:59:47.519
into the bathroom. I gotta go, you under this dresser. Can I

780
00:59:47.599 --> 00:59:50.480
just say it, Okay, this
I don't know, this is weird.

781
00:59:50.519 --> 00:59:53.800
I never said this to anybody,
but that whole scene when she's in the

782
00:59:54.039 --> 00:59:59.079
spirit of stories of that people may
or may not know they're weird about yourself

783
01:00:00.000 --> 01:00:05.119
when that I think I saw this
movie for the first time when it was

784
01:00:05.159 --> 01:00:09.559
like peak weird. Hormones'd be like
eleven or twelve. And I remember that

785
01:00:09.679 --> 01:00:15.639
scene where she's like the jungle moved, you know, like I got it

786
01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:19.519
like maybe kind of horny. I
was like, like, I don't know

787
01:00:19.559 --> 01:00:23.239
if I was like horny for the
jungle or for or like the cleaning biceps

788
01:00:23.400 --> 01:00:29.159
like, but I just remember it
being kind of like vaguely sexual. I

789
01:00:29.199 --> 01:00:35.079
don't know it just it awakened something
to me. Oh all right, And

790
01:00:35.119 --> 01:00:37.679
I wonder if this is your favorite
movie, maybe you just want to go

791
01:00:37.760 --> 01:00:40.280
kill a bunch of people in the
jungle. I have to keep the hunger

792
01:00:40.360 --> 01:00:47.360
down something. The jungle moved gotta
going for you. Now. I can

793
01:00:47.400 --> 01:00:51.079
only get hard when I do it. In the jungle, but that's fine.

794
01:00:51.119 --> 01:01:00.519
It's fine. Jungle is not the
only thing that came alas all right,

795
01:01:00.559 --> 01:01:02.679
and that's going to do it for
part one of our summary of Predator.

796
01:01:04.079 --> 01:01:06.119
We'll be back in about a week
and a half with the second half

797
01:01:06.119 --> 01:01:07.760
of the summary, and then a
few days later we'll have the final episode

798
01:01:07.880 --> 01:01:13.280
with the trivia and the games before
throwing the movie on this Predator. All

799
01:01:13.360 --> 01:01:16.719
right, Thanks so much for listening, and dear, if you enjoy our

800
01:01:16.760 --> 01:01:22.519
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801
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