Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Hello, darlings, we
have a great episode talking about summer House today and this bonkers engagement, this
Pineapple upside down Danielle Dockers or Die. Can't wait to get into that with
you. But before we do, we have to serve up some dish,
serving dish. Oh boy, we all saw it happen. Kim files for
divorce from Kroy. Everybody's reporting it. Everyone has got the news. TMZ
reported this Monday, saying that April thirtieth is the date of separation between her
and Croy. A rep from Zoiak has no comment when reached by Page six.
And you know, here's the thing. This is coming hours after TMZ
reported that they owe the irs more than a million dollars. They've got some
legal documents saying that they owe unpaid taxes, interest penalties from twenty thirteen,
twenty seventeen, and twenty eighteen. This is something that we all knew was
coming because we had heard about the foreclosure of their home, to which Kim
was on Instagram being like, hey, haters, I'm still here. I'm
not going anywhere. God damn. So she was just bouncing that rumor.
Out of course, the girls were spotted at Lax you know, weeks ago,
and TMZ was asking them, well, what's happening, what's all with
this news. They're like, oh, no, we're fine, We're fine.
We're in that house, We're in that mansion. You'll see, you'll
see. Well, now we're seeing that they're gonna have a divorce. We're
gonna have a divorce. I'm actually waiting for Kim to come out and be
like, just because a file for divorce doesn't mean I'm getting divorced, idiots,
haters, CROI still got that great ass. Just because a filed for
divorce doesn't mean I ain't got no great ass. I'm not leaving this house,
haters. I posted on my Patreon page that this was happening. I
wanted to know everyone's thoughts, Like, what do you think about this divorce?
I mean, we were all very shocked. I would say we'd be
more shocked hadn't Scandaval happened. I feel like Scandival took all of our shock
reflexes away. That just zapped our ability to be shocked about anything in the
Bravo sphere anymore. But it was still shocking. But people are saying that.
Actually, Christine on my Patreon page says, I was shocked too,
But like you think, this must have something to do with how they repay
their debt or perhaps the home in foreclosure taxis tax issues. Her alleged gambling
and spending just caused a plethora of problems between the two. It also peaked
interest for a return to the spotlight for more money to be earned. God
damn, Christine, you figured me out. Is Bravo listening. I mean,
are they gonna say, look, all right, Kim, you got
our attention. We know you owe some money, and really we owe you
a debt of gratitude for bringing us tardy for the party. If nothing else,
if nothing else, just bring her back for a little while. Let
her exploit this, let her make a few bucks, let her learn her
lesson. This is insane. The other thing that people are saying too is,
you know, bringing up her gambling. I think she's got a gambling
addiction. Look, she's been very vocal about that in the past. She's
been you know, she was saying in an interview one time, I was
like, oh, yeah, we went down, we went down Tennessee.
I lost two hundred and fifty k. Whoh so is it because kim or
is it croying? Apparently Croi is the one who handled their finances. Mckims
the one gambling. In a way, we all feel bad for the kids.
There is no two ways about that. Nobody wants to see this happen
when she's got so many kids and there's no Tracy around. Tracy damn gambled
away all the money. Tracy's like, I'm glad I got off that ship.
Lalla shows up in her robe commenting on this too. She does as
she says, she does her best work in her robe. I mean,
you gotta love a Lalla story in a robe, and she's basically like,
send it to Daryl kim So. But she pretty much says that she doesn't
like what she sees because she's saying, like, look, this is a
perfect example of why I don't want to be married. She says, I
can control me, I can't control other people. She says that I don't
like liabilities, So I mean, I hear you. I hear you.
But some people think this is a ploy for attention to pay off. They're
dead this divorce. In other news, DJ James Kennedy is a homeowner.
He bought a house in Burbank for one point three five million on a homeowner.
What's up, everybody. I gotta feel bad for his neighbors because he's
a DJ, I mean, and he's living like right in the in the
suburbs of Burbank, and I mean, he's gonna be kicking it, yo.
DJ Kennedy just put a new cribbon bow bike. Holl the fucker.
It's fifteen hundred square feet, it's got three bed trims in, it's sweaty,
fucking chic, new roofs, new windows, ho woolf full stainless steel,
apployanceas not dolphencing. It's gott an in ground pool. I like in
the description, it's gotta really let us know it's in ground. It's in
ground, God forbid and above ground. Okay on mc growth as man with
the inground pool. See you next Tuesday. It's just so exciting. I
am really excited for him. Situate it in a quiet neighborhood. Tom Sander
Belle sucks. His career is over that school. Do you touch garage?
Mo the fucal. Yeah, Anyway, I'm so excited for him. So
congratulations to the new homeowner, DJ James Kennedy. Project Runway is back for
a two part special premiere on June fifteenth. This is gonna be an all
star season. We're bringing back Christian Siriano. It's gonna be a great season,
of course, Nina Garcia, Brandon Maxwell, Elaine welterrof an exciting judges
panel. We're gonna get people like Alicia Silverstone, Zach Posen. Guys,
we're getting Julia Fox, Kate Chastain, Luanne dele SEPs, Terling. I'm
not gonna miss a Project one right, Durling, I'm not going to miss
the Project Runway. Ullstars. Durlings make me a cabaret outfit. So exciting.
I cannot wait for this. I'm so jazz about Project one Way All
Stars. Oh anyway, So June fifteenth, that's going to begin. So
happy about that. Now, without further ado, we've got to get in
to our summer house recap. It is summer house time. It is a
pineapple upside down house right now, you guys, Summer should be fun,
but it is rought with drama. This engagement is got Danielle spiraling like anyone
has ever seen anyone spiral before. I cannot even believe that we had to
watch poor Danielle walk around this engagement party asking everyone, when did you find
out? How long did you know? How long did you know? You
guys? I this was extremely awkward to watch, but absolutely riveting. So
let's discuss. We pick up with Carl and Lindsay on their perfect beach engagement
and She's like, babe, babe, babe A thousand times yes babe,
and Carl's just like she said yes, So this is great, girl.
We love Carl. They walk off the beach, Lindsay's like, nailed it,
which we all know, and Paige said it for all of us.
I mean, she wore shoulder pads to the beach, she knew, her
hair was curled, she knew ladies and gentlemen, how many of you out
there knew about your proposal? I mean, or at least had a sneaking
suspicion. It was hilarious. Later when Lindsay's like, little did I know?
Little? Did a lot? Did you know a lot? Did you
know? It was amazing to know that she actually knew and that we're calling
it out now. She was surprised about the family being flown in that I
will tell you, I mean kind of because when they left the beach,
Carl was, no, don't call your parents. The reception is bad.
Poor Carl. He's the worst actor in the world. I love I love
that. I love that for us, for reality television when people can't act.
And Lindsey sees right there, She's like, sure, babe, yeah,
babe, I won't call babe. But she did seem genuinely surprised when
they got to Dockers. You guys shout out to Dockers when Kyle makes the
engagement announcement to the summer House about Dockers, because it's all about Dockers.
It's all about Dockers and Danielle at the end of the day. So Kyle
makes the engagement announcement to the group, He's like, guys, Uh,
lover Boys new Variety pack is out, and uh, Page's like, Kyle
got to it. We know that you have something, is I He's like,
right anyway, So, uh, we'll talk about lover Boy later.
But uh, tonight, Dockers. Guy, We're on a doctor's and it
looks like there's been an engagemrint. There's been a proposal on the beach and
Carl works for a lover boy proposed to Lindsey, and uh, she said,
yeah, asking the glory by asking the glory of their engagement. And
then all of a sudden, here we go. And so now it all
begins. I mean, this is like a Harold pinter play. Danielle starts.
Oh, she's starting. Oh, she's starting. All right, she's
starting, Darling, she's starting. I'm glad Carl included me in the whole
thing, because that's really cool. Whatever, he didn't include me either.
Frankly, I'm a little upset. And so now she stands up when actually
she was already standing up, I think, and then she walks away from
the group. Everyone's sitting at the table, and it just becomes this whole
monologue. Danielle is doing an entire monologue about how she wasn't included. It
is, you know, typically the summer house is pretty raucous. You could
hear a pin drop, you could hear an empty lover boy can drop in
that kitchen. When Danielle walks away and she's just Kyle, Am I even
gonna be invited to the wedding? Kyle? They pushed me away that's really
fucking cool. It says a lot, does it. It says a lot
without saying anything. I mean, I was about to show up in dung
grees? What is a dungree? It's James for British? Am I even
gonna be invited to the wedding? I mean, who knows? That's bullshit,
Kyle, that's bullshit. Everything that I've done for this friendship, everything
everything I've done for Carl Lindsay it's gone away. Oh well, let's just
try to see the bright side of things. I have to say. I
just I I hate that Danielle's so upset, but it makes for great television.
She's so hurt, she's so hurt, and she's letting it out.
This is the time and the place. Okay, you guys, this is
the time and the place. It's okay, she can let it out in
front of the summerhouse. This is what it's for. You air your grievances
across the kitchen. You let it all out. You let someone try to
come comfort you, even though no one really does. Kyle's just standing there
and then Maya's like, can someone help her? It's like, it's so
sad to me that everyone's just sitting here staring at Danielle, and Maya is
really the only one who half makes an effort. But she's like, can
someone help her? Meaning I don't really want to help her. Kyle.
You're the closest one to her technically in proximity, so can you do something?
Reach out and touch her shoulder? And then she goes over and she's
like, it's okay, it's okay. And the next thing, you know,
within seconds, within seconds, Maya, you hear this, Guess who
just got engaged? Sierra calls it, she's sick, runs outside. Bitch,
bitch, bitch. Guess who got engaged? Guess who just got engaged?
Oh my gosh, so good. Back in the kitchen, Kyle says,
well, you know it's okay. We can sell itch it with some
new loverboy variety. Back, I'm gonna go sign some boxes over at Bevemo.
There's nothing left, there's nothing left to salvage. This is the final
straw. All right, Well I tried. I mean, this is kind
of giving me Melissa Teresa vibes right anyone feeling the Melissa Teresa vibes right now?
Weddings engagements they ruined famblies and friendships. And this is yet another example.
Here we have Melissa on Jersey who's not invited to be in the wedding.
Well, I mean she kind of was, hey, do you want
so? Do you want to be in my wedding? Or know I mean
too little, too late, But the point being that that relationship is dead
in the water. And now this relationship is dead in the water. Can
we all just get on the same page in life and just all agree,
no matter what is going on in your life when it comes to engagements and
weddings, let's all just put our best foot forward, fake it till you
make it, and just be happy for the people who are getting engaged and
married. Even regardless of what you think about what is going on in that
relationship, it has nothing to do with you in that moment. Let's just
all agree to forget about ourselves and just celebrate whatever is going on and put
our differences aside. Because the selfishness, all the stuff that makes relationships just
end, a complete bookend to relationships happen in these situations. It's a perfect
example. We're watching it on Jersey, We're watching it right here on Summerhouse.
I don't want these relationships to end. We have shows to do,
we've got we've got reality, we have the we've been completely invested in these
people's lives. We don't want it to end. This is great drama.
But I mean Danielle, whereas Lindsay would say, Danielle, Danielle, she's
got to you know, the time and the place in the kitchen. But
then when you get to Doctors, Guys, when you get to Dockers,
when everyone reaches Dockers in their life, you gotta put your issues aside.
We all get to Dockers at some point, you know, and that's when
the rubber meets the road. Bask in the glory of Dockers. You're gonna
bask in the glory of Dockers. And when you go there, you just
gotta suck it up, be a be a man. Danielle goes upstairs.
This is amazing. We rarely ever see a breaking of the fourth wall on
Summerhouse. We get no sorry, Nathan, who's like a co producer,
just call him a producer, was a producer whatever. And Danielle's like talking
to Nathan about whether or not she's gonna go to Dockers. And Nathan's like,
actually, Dolling, you really don't have to go. You know what,
you have free choice, You've got free will. Here, Dolling,
this is obstinately no. No, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
I mean, I love the fact that she's like really upset and she's saying
to Maya, I mean, I don't ever want to see them again ever
when I've feast my eyes on those two lovers. I mean, like I'll
go there, like I'll go to Dockers, but like I don't want to
interact with them ever again. But like I'll show up. I mean,
I'm gonna show up, right, I mean that killed me. But see,
that's somebody who's she likes to work. She's like Vicki Gundleson, She's
gonna show up for work. She's got to work. She had a reality
show. She just get a show up for work. She get a show
up for work. So that I respect Danielle. I respect you showing up.
You didn't have to go to Dockers, but you did. And at
the end of the day she did say I will regret it. I mean,
yes, she's gonna regret not going. But she's also going to regret
going and then talking to everybody about herself and how she didn't know. Oh
god, it was so rough to watch Time and blaze Time and place kitchen
at Summerhouse, perfect, Perfect Dockers. No, I gotta give a shout
out to my friend Caroline Makeup Time on Instagram. She's an incredible makeup artist
for Watch What Happens Live, and she was at this party. She was
at Dockers. She was the first person that Danielle was talking to where she
was like, I just found out an hour ago. I just I only
learned about an hour ago. And Caroline's like, oh, oh, incredible
to see her cameo. That was amazing. And anyway, so then we
get the conversation between Danielle and Dannia and Dania, I mean, bravo standing
over for Danie. Here's somebody who's not afraid to throw a cold glass of
water in someone's face and slap them across the face metaphorically speaking of course when
they need it. And this is the kind of friend that you need.
And I think that Danielle at the end of the day was somewhat receptive,
which is why Danielle later Danielle later was able to pull herself together and actually
congratulate and smile and somewhat pull herself together towards the end of the party because
of daniel I really do think that Danielle is like, I'm telling you,
I don't deserve what's going down. And Daniel's like, this is the best
day of Lindsay's life. You have to snap out of it. I mean,
she was full on share. She was like snap out. She's like,
don't do that to me. Danielle says, don't do that to me,
and Dan's Dannia is like, but you can't make it about that.
She goes, I'm not, but I'm telling you because I haven't seen you.
But She's like, this is the best day of her life. You
have to snap out of it. That is an amazing That's some good stuff
right there. I wish somebody in the Summerhouse kitchen would have taken a page
out of Danny's book. I wish page would have taken a page out of
Danny's book instead of page feeding the fire. Page is just sitting back going
yeah. I mean like she totally probably didn't even like want you to know.
So that's why Carl didn't like tell you. So anyway, I gotta
get back to bed. So Carl and Lindsay arrive. Danielle's all smiles and
hugs, congratulates. I was proud of her. I was proud of her.
I was like, Okay, she pulled it together. She pulled it
together after running around that party telling everybody that she did not know. Oh
my god. And now here we have like Lindsay's gonna have to watch this
back. Danielle's gonna have to watch this back. Danielle is gonna have to
watch this back. Here's where I have the biggest problem. We have this
celebration at Dockers. I mean, you got doctors. You know you can't.
It's not easy to get Dockers. They have a whole spot reserved at
Dockers, all right, hot spot hat spat in the Hampton's is Dockers.
All right, everybody's going to Dockers. If you're not a Dockers, you're
not anybody. Kyle pulls Carl aside. I was like, don't do it.
Don't do it, Kyle, don't do it, lover boy. I
mean do it though, because you know, for the show, so you
gotta show up but don't do it. Don't do it as a friend,
but as a reality star do it. And he's like, yea, Carl,
and I talk to you about not love her boy. Danielle's reaction was
emotional, and she's hurt and she was left in the dark, and uh,
she's a she's really really spiraling. Uh. And so then now Carl
knows and his face just drops. He's like, well, I mean,
I feel bad, she's hurt. I mean, I've been trying to let
her and Lindsay sort it out over the last couple of months. I mean,
it wasn't even like, oh, a couple of weekends at the summerhouse.
I've been trying to let them start out. It's been months, you
guys. They've had so many conversations. Lindsey and Carl have given Danielle the
chance to come around. Okay, this is not a perfect situation with this
this triangle, this friendship triangle, it's not perfect. But Danielle is not
coming around. She's not accepting it. She's not accepting change. She's reflecting,
deflecting, projecting, and traumatized over the wrong line. I mean,
she's completely not accepting things. She's not accepting life. And this is what's
tough about this, because now I have no choice. I have no choice
but to say, Danielle, you're completely in the wrong. Danielle, You're
completely one hundred percent wrong, like there's no two ways about it. A
few episodes ago covering this show, okay you, this is a this is
this is rough to change the dynamics of the situation. You guys have been
best friends. Change is heard in relationships, especially something like this, and
you can give Danielle some grace in that. I totally saw that. It's
not easy. But we've now had several conversations, and these are two people
that are completely in love. They've known each other for an extremely long time,
and things are just clicking. It's popping. There's no reason to wait
on this relationship. They're not moving too fast. If anything, they should
just elope. They should have eloped three weeks ago. I mean, I
am so for Lindsay and Carl. I am one hundred percent in on them,
and I am one hundred percent out on Danielle not supporting that. They're
so beyond crazy. I don't think it's them. I think it might be
you. But can somebody please tell her in the summer house. It's killing
me. These are not friends if they can't be this honest with her.
Had to be Dania from Connecticut or wherever the hell she flew in from.
I don't know, when did you find out? When did you find out?
Well, I mean we had they had to fly us in. I
mean it's a huge surprise. Yeah, but like when, like when did
you actually find out that they were going to be engaged or they got engaged?
Like when did you know? Oh boy? And now Kyle tells Carl
and he tells him at his engagement party. Yeah, that is a bad
look, Kyle. I love you for it, but you know what,
it's a bad look. It's a bad look. I was so bombed.
Amanda and Sierra weren't there for that. But whatever. So now we've got
the following day, We've got beach day, We've got some flag football,
and and Lindsay and Carl just get back to that beach. I mean they
are just like, let's just go back to where we had our engagement.
It's basically the same spot right like twenty four hours before. Carl was on
that beach being like Lindsay, I love you so much, will you marry
me? And she's like a thousand times yes, I had no idea.
And then and then now he's like, Danielle felt left out last night.
I was told I was informed. And then we get a very activated Lindsay,
which we all want to see. I mean, we all want to
see. Hell hath no fury. Then a woman whose engagement party was ruined.
We got Lindsay who's just like, you don't owe anyone anything, don't
ever apologize. She should be very clear. I know why. Yes,
she wasn't involved. And then she's upset, she's just going off. And
then of course later on in her unbelievable monologue, which we all were there
for, and I was like, yes, Lindsay, you should be furious,
you should be mad. Let's hear it. I have zero interest in
Danielle. This weekend. I spent all week talking to every single one of
my friends who came out last weekend who told me in detail their conversations with
Danielle where she complained to them about me getting engaged. To Carl, you
acted a befool activated You made my entire engagement two people the happiest moment of
our lives up out Yes, that was just the icing on top of what
you've done all summer. Not clear, You're not my best friend anymore,
You're not my friend zero No, done. That was just the icing on
top of the pineapple upside down cake. Okay, you guys, the editors
Bravo, Bravo on that literally during that monologue in her confessional, they cut
to her pouring the icing over the pineapple upside down cake. It's just genius.
I'll tell you what. These editors at Bravo or all the production companies,
they have stepped up their game to feed us, like we're just ravenous
Bravo fans, right, and they are giving it. They're feeding us,
They're feeding us. We're overwhelmed. We are full. Oh we are full,
honey. I love this monologue so much. I gotta listen to it
again. I love when she starts to get Anto and Danielle. This weekend,
I spent all week talking to every single one of my friends who came
out last weekend who told me in detail they are conversations with Danielle. Can
you imagine those conversations, you guys. She's like, I spent all week
talking to every single person at doctors. So she first, okay, first,
Dania, I mean the Daniel call. We're can you Dania? Yeah.
She pulled me aside and was just like, I just found out.
Are you kidding me right now? Dania? At my engagement party at Ducker's,
Danielle said what to you? Meanwhile, like her dad calls her,
yeah, honey, it was a beautiful engagement party. But Danielle pulled me
aside and said, are you as serious? Dad? She said, Danielle
said, what do you do? May engage you? Mient Bernie, HER's
her, Oh, I mean just everybody, cousin, cousin Eddie. Cousin
Eddie's coming up and he's like, oh, it's a great engagement party,
lindsay bye, that girl of you, that friend of yours. Danielle,
she was real pissed off. Are you with kidding me? Cousin Eddie?
She said. Danielle said, d what to you? Just everybody coming out
of the wood would work the would work you guys anyway. So after this
beach pow wow with Carl, She's like, all right, I am not
going to entertain this anymore. Let fucking do this's a flag football. And
then she goes and takes she takes over. Meanwhile, what is the name
of Andrea's girlfriend? Oh my god, I totally forgot. Is it Lexi.
She's so cute and she's just like this little pixie fairy and she's just
kicking around in the sand and everyone's just playing this rough, rough flag football.
I mean they're rough. They're rough and tumble Hampton's kids, you know
what I mean. You can really see it in this flag football game.
I was worried about her. I was like, Oh, get out of
the way, fairy, flyaway, You're gonna get hurt. She's tiny.
I was concerned, and I was worried she was gonna get too burned.
I was worried about the sunscreen. I get worried about these kids. Anyway.
I like the scene with Corey and Sam on the beach, and Corey's
like, uh yeah, I want to like keep seeing you after this and
stuff. And it's hard for me to share my emotions because I want to
be like the cool guy. I love this, this relationship. I love
them falling in love. I love this, whatever it is. I am
so hesitant to call anything a relationship with these people, with these Summerhouse,
Winter House people because yeah, you never know. But this is kind of
cute. This is really really cute. Back in the old back in Millia
York study, Gabby and Matt go on a blind date and she didn't even
look up a zodiac or google him for once. You know, there's one
thing about this date I will say, very cute. Nice to see Gabby
in her environment on this blind date. One thing I have an issue with
is when people are like here there that high top table, the high top,
low tep, whatever it is. If you're on a date, you
got to like remove the stuff from in front of you, Like the purse
on the table, I get it. You got a nice handbag, you
don't want to put it on the ground, but it's up on the table.
Then you got the wine glass right in front of you. And I
learned at one point somebody else I was actually on a date and this this
this person moved aside the glasses in front of us and just put them,
you know, to the right or to the left where they're supposed to be.
You know, when the table is set, you put the wine glass
in front of at the top of the fork and knife, that's where it's
supposed to be on the right hand side. Right, it's there for a
reason, so it's not blocking your conversation, so you don't have any objects
in front of you. So you want to keep that energy flowing. So
when they were on this blind date, I was like, Gab, you
got to move the purse, you got to move the glasses. You want
to keep you know, the body language, the energy flowing to see what
you got there. All right, It's just like a pet peeve of mine
anyway. And then Amanda and Kyle back in the city, we find out
that Amanda's estrogen is low and as reflecting someone who's post menopausal. Well,
hallelujah for tests. I am all about this, you know, I'm all
about this. I did like a whole show on you know, women and
being premenopausal and menopause and all this stuff when I was on Series XM,
and I had my obgyn doctor gilberg lenz On, who like did a whole
kit and kaboodle about this because she just wrote a book called Menopause boot Camp,
which is amazing, and it's not just about menopause itself. It's like
perrymenopausal all that stuff and just hormones and things like that, and this is
real stuff that ladies deal with. So this is the type of thing in
the midst of all this chaos with summer House engagement and Danielle having a meltdown,
we get the real, real stuff that people are dealing with in life.
And I think this is so relatable for women out there to see this,
and especially young women who wouldn't have expected things like this. So I
think this is great that Amanda's sharing this story. And the next step is
she's going to see her endocrinologist and she finds out that she's not infertile,
but it might be difficult to get pregnant, and she's excited to feel normal
again. The symptoms of low estrogen are no joke, any kind of hormone
imbalance. I mean I've had I'm oh my gosh, I took progesterone.
It didn't even really make a dent. I had to start up with some
lexipro. I've talked about that before, but look, it can really mess
with you mentally, physically. It is something to be taken so seriously.
So I always encourage ladies get your hormones checked. Don't be afraid to talk
to your doctors. Now back up at the Hamptons. We have Craig and
Page who are driving up, and I'm loving seeing Craig. I always love
seeing Craig come into the summerhouse because it's not too much. You know,
we had a little too much craggy before. Now it's just enough, so
we're good. We're good with Craigi. They're in the car. Page is
like, yeah, I'm excited to like go up and like get in bed
and stuff, and he's like, get Craig. I am. So sometimes
I really do feel like I'm Craig. I really do. I would be
pissed too, Like get your dog out of the road. I get mad
and Pele are so reckless about animals and kids. Get your kids out of
the road. Get your dogs out of the road. Stop texting when you're
crossing the street. That is like the biggest pet peeve of mine. I'm
driving and I see somebody's just like on their phone walking across a crosswalk.
I'm like, you're gonna get killed, Danielle. Stop texting and walking across
the crossswalk. I'm engaged, Carl and I are happy, and you are
on your phone texting across a crosswalk right now? I can't even deal with
you right now. I am not happy about my engagement when you were texting
and walking your dog in the street and yellow. I don't know what I'm
talking about. I'm sorry, but anyway, Craig, it's great. You
know something too. I you know, I'm all about a horn, but
I don't like when people use a horn. Like, sorry, if you
guys are driving, that totally freaked you out. Brett the other day while
I was driving and he, oh, my going drives my crucy like somebody
wasn't moving at the light when it had turned red. Okay, fine,
right, We're not in a hurry so they didn't see it. Brett's like
trying to get his little paws over and honk my horn when I'm driving.
I'm like, get your freaking hands off my that's my horn. You honk
hog your horn when you're behind the wheel. You don't honk my horn?
How dare you? So? You know? Guys are horn happy? I
swear guys are horn happy. Craig's like, get your dog out of the
road, get get get, listen to pillows and beer or page, get
my pillows. It's sewing down south. Have you got your pillows. Crag,
they don't want your pillows. Everyone has pillows already in the Hampton's no
get your get your sewing down sound pillows. So now it's Labor Day weekend
and Robert is there. Robert's there, and this is awkward because Robert shows
up. He shows up in a couple of ways. He shows up to
the summer else and he shows up for some scenes and some drama, but
he's not there for long. I mean, it makes it very clear.
You know. Danielle's like, I'm so glad you're here. This is so
exciting. He's like, don't get don't get a twisted. I gotta drive
back tomorrow. I gotta I got really, really busy. I gotta work.
Are you Vicky gun Wilson. Are you Vicky gun Wilson's son? Are
you might go? You gotta work up here? I get to work.
I'm very, very busy. I have to go back to work about I've
got to go back to the city. No, I've got to go back
to bad talk. That's why I work. Have you here forbid it?
Have here for a bit. I've got a kid for it. I've got
a kid, Fred Carl. And then I got to go back to work.
A be a chef, I be a chef. Danielle is dating Vicky
Gunwilson, but Robert is passed for Danielle and she's loving it. She's like,
that's so hot. I agree. I mean, when someone takes up
for you, it's the best feeling in the world. You feel protected,
you feel loved, even if you're dead wrong. But Kyle tries to save
it a little bit. He tries to get involved with Carl and he's like,
I'm just trying to tell you that, you know, lover boy is
gonna come to an end and no one, no one's gonna talk to lover
boy again if you guys don't work it out. Carl's like, what do
you what are you talking about? Oh, I'm talking about Danielle and you
and Lindsay. I'm just worried that just trying to tell you where Danielle is
coming from, because I'm worried that this is a breaking point for some friendships.
Kyle was like, I love him so much. He's so funny,
and he is loving not being the center of the drama, which God bless
like him and Amanda have been through it. So I'm all for you know,
some of these characters taking a break after they've been through a rough season
and they're just on the sideline stern it up. I love it. I
love that for Carl. I mean I love that for Kyle, but poor
Carl. And so Kyle tries to tell Carl, I'm just worried about the
breaking point, and I just want you guys to try to work it out.
It's like a game show host. Kyle's like a game show host.
He's like Carl for two hundred and what do you think Danielle will say if
you come to her and apologize around including her at the engagement you have thirty
seconds. Carl's not not really having He's like, I you appreciate that.
He's so diplomatic. Carl really holds it together from the engagement all the way
until Robert. Robert is his breaking point. Who knew that Robert would be
the breaking point for Carl. So then that night they're out and then was
it night? I don't even know where, Yeah, it was nighttime.
They're in white I don't know what. I don't know what was happening.
They're out, They're back at Dockers. Got I hope they were back at
Dockers. I can't keep track. They're out, they're all in white,
and Robert's like, can I talk to you? Uh? I gotta go
back to where because I gotta talk to you because I gotta go back to
Batak. So let me make this quick. Okay, very very busy,
very busy. And then Robert lays it on Carl. Carl can't even get
a word in edgewise. I mean, Robert Scott a plan. He's got
to put it all out there because he's in a hurry. You know,
he's got to get back to He's probably gonna leavehim the dead of the night.
He says a lot. He's like, well, you know why,
I can't believe he did this, Danielle so hurt blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah. And then he ends it with now you're just two people that
got engaged that we knew one time. Wow, Robert, Wow. And
that was the breaking point. How dare you? Carl's like, I don't
know, I don't know. I need to take a break for a second.
And then Carl said he didn't want cameras, No fucking camera, Carl,
drop the f bomb. Carl dropped the F bomb. Robert made Carl
drop the F bomb. You and Danielle are so mad about our engagement and
you made the happiest day of our lives. I lost my music. Anyway,
you get the Carl's walking away and then here comes Kyle. Here comes
Kyle asking the glory. Can I talk to you for a second? Dog
back here? And he's just like followed by three cameras and Carl is just
Carl is activated. Carl is activated, and he doesn't want to have anything
to do with it. He even he drops the up bum. I think
I saw a finger, Did you guys see a middle finger from Carl?
Oh? Don't push Carl like this. This is this is upsetting. He's
got enough going on. This is the greatest time in his life. He's
taking it one day at a time. Let's step off of Carl. Okay,
Kyle, Kyle, Kyle's that you step off of Carl. Kyle,
Kyle, step off of Carl. Okay, Yes, but just you need
to You need to step off Kyle. And that's where we ended. Wow,
you guys, the dog Carl, get your dogs out of the road.
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