This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one the freak. NASA has made
an announcement. Danny will give you the details at eight in Dingo's morning News.
Also today the return of Billboard Baylist nine o'clock. We have NASCAR man
Christopher Bell calling in at eight forty. Lots of fun all week long.
Of course, next Monday the eclipse watch party. Clyde woren Park been in
skin showing the speakeasy ten to six, as he did report yesterday. In
this segment, though National WeatherStar is saying, look, it might be cloudy.
We may get kicked in the nuts here and might not be able to
see it. Look thanks to doctor too sorryall calling in last segment too is
update. He he thinks without seeing the X ray, four to six weeks
is a pretty good timeline and then probably rehab after that for Josh Young but
not as severe as I thought, but does hurt in that timeline. As
the Rangers are looking to get Scherzer Molly in de Grom back June July August.
Kind of a team that needs to keep their head above water until June.
So that was good stuff. Let's gohead and do the scuttle butt with
tons of stories. Guilty is charged headed with the stories. Sorry, I've
been preparing. Christopher Bell questions, Yeah, good Nascar man, I'm ready.
We can do it right now if you want to move him up,
and I will now. I think eight for you'll be a good time for
him to call. It's just kind of locked in already. There's a handler.
But you want to talk punctual. Yeah, watch the NASCAR driver call
on. I bet he calls in within sixty seconds of eight forty. They're
on it. They're fast, they're fast, they work fast. Do you
think you'll mention all the sponsors when he talks about his car? I hope
he does. Letus count them. Who will to mention more sponsors? Christopher
Bell or Chase Elliott tomorrow? Okay? Or Jerry Jones at the State of
the Union address? I think eight ety Yeah, bring out the CEO of
four for three hours before we talk about the tame just about a three hour
Chad, he cas to the data breach and it is and it was uncomfortable.
I like pretend Jerry comfortable. Yeah, our new character, pretend Jerry.
We all do it. We all do it. Everyone does it.
Everyone does it. Everyone knows hundred Bible. This shows one hundred percent Bible
today. Okay, what Chiefs receiver Rashi Rice is cooperating with Dallas police.
So we finally heard from it, as we reported yesterday. In case you
have missed it or you've been living under a rock because you were killed.
Whoever really has come forward and not maybe known about big news and they would
admit, oh man, I'm really sorry and living under a rock. What
are you a turtle? Lying? Right? Oh, that explains it.
Big crash Saturday, six twenty on seventy five in one of the cars was
registered to Rashi Rice, the second round wide receiver of the Kansas City Chiefs
last year and SMU wide receiver. So it was kind of a situation.
Well, everyone that was in those cars, the Corvette and the Lamborghini that
caused this six vehicle wreck, everyone walked off and they didn't run off.
They walked off very weirdly, walked kind of. I mean, it was
a decent pace, but not even close to the you know, pace you
would expect for a big wreck. And it's been the top story of the
news the last couple days around here, outside of the eclipse. So he
has gotten Royce West, a state senator and the attorney in Dallas, and
he went ahead and released a statement through Adam Schefter yesterday on behalf of Rashie.
Rice's thoughts are with everyone impacted by the automobile accident on Saturday. His
thoughts, that's all he's thinking about. He's always been there. God,
these statements killed, and Royce West is just he's incredible. Just have been
sitting in a room just thinking about other people heard and what I've done.
Rashi is cooperating with local authorities and will take all necessary steps to address the
situation responsibly. Any and all requests for a comment can be directed to his
attorney, mister Royce West of Western Associates LLP. So he's cooperating. There's
no claim that he was We don't even know that he was there even there
nothing. Do you think Rashi is short for Rashid? Did they run out
of ink at the now at the doctor's office? Damn it couldn't finish it.
I don't know, Wikipedia says, and you know, but that would
be our a s h y Rashi. So you didn't have to turn himself
in or anything. Yeah, yet not yet, still unclear if he was
driving, or if he was in the vehicle. It's all going to be
secret now. So that's what they're waiting on to see what evidence there is
that he was actually there, which there's tim yeah, but sures and things
like that. But you still don't know that it's him, well, because
we don't really know what he looks like. You know, yeah, you
kind of have to go it was Jerry Rice instead of Rah Rice, someone
who we all know that what he looks like. We would all be like,
oh, yeah, that's definitely him. But the people that know Rashi
Rice, well do know if that was him or not. And she's waiting
for someone to talk maybe yeah, a friend, someone to roll over on
him and say that's him, a confidant. It's it is crazy, I
mean, especially when all of them get out of the car and start walking
and you're like, okay, well, surely we'd be able to identify he's
just his camp so or she Rice that there's your update. He is cooperating.
Let's call it rich Rice and see if he has comment on this.
Sorry guys, been Tampa. It's been a tough start to the season.
I don't know what he would say. Rich Rice. For those that don't
know, Rangers Assistant PR director probably title. He's one of the good dudes
of the biz. He's a nice guy. For the show. We got
a plain situation, fellas odd name. Oh no, no, I want
to do this the eclipse. Think first, we're a little over eclipsed right
now, and I get it by doing a play funny audio, because you
guys need to hear this guy. This is an old man who's going to
be seeing what appears to be I think it's gonna be his thirteenth eclipse.
Come on on, yeah, what is he a thousand? Well, he's
not a thousand. I think that's a little crazy that he would be a
thousand about to witness my thirty. He's one hundred and five. And how
are you, sir? I just turned one thousand years old. He's an
eclipse chaser. What if somebody live to be a thousand? Kevin, would
you freak out? I would freak out? But just one person? How
close are we to that? We're a ways away. They're developing a pill
that makes you not have to exercise. We'll get there. Have you taken
your pill that makes you not exercise yet? I took my I have to
exercise, and I do. Okay, No one's saying, I'm just wondering
if that pill, yeah, you know, has it's a dual purpose pharmaceutical.
Do you should see me crush the gym? Dude? Really, why
don't you ever send us gym selfies? I do sometimes just my legs,
he said it like the bike I've got in one. Well, because if
you you know, you've been to the gym once one time, this sweet
do use a key card to get into the gym, Keith Bob. Okay,
so there's a digital track record. Get them to print that out and
send it to me. I would love to Jumny call him. I'll call
those. I'll call him right now. I'll call him right now. What
a waste of their time. I want a hard copy? Don't don't they
play your audio of We'll call him right now, the man on the pill.
No, no one wants to call the gym to prove that you've been
exercising, because no one really cares. I mean, I've got the website
pulled up right now, we can find this. I'll call them. It's
not important. It's truly not important. Fitness and it's not important. Then
why did it come up? You brought it up. You brought it up.
I didn't either. All I said is a clips chaser man. No,
you said that there is a pill that makes you not have to work
out. Yes, as it's possible that you could live to be an older
age than what we know in our lifetime, I agree with that. Not
a thousand years old, one hundred and five year old man named Laverne.
He is living in Fort Worth and he has witnessed twelve solar eclipses in his
life. This will be number thirteen if he makes it to Monday, and
I think he will because he's a beast. It started in nineteen sixty three,
packed up his bags headed to Maine for his first eclipse. Six decades
later, he will go for thirteen on Monday. Now the capital of Maine
is Portland. Okay, you're not far off. Would you like to hear
him? Yeah? Oh yeah, all right. The edits here are weird
from CBS eleven. I need to talk to them about that. But we've
showered all the world or sib here we go see one year, Well see
them all. They're so pretty when that brought when they go to to as
the corona comes out, everybody, holy hit it out, holy back over
all. Right, dude, I love this guy as I passionate when the
corona comes out, Oh yeah, and everyone does yellow hoy. What's his
name? Laverne Bueiser. Laverne Biser loves the clips. Why did you get
him? Well, I mean, do you need to probably act fast?
You really want to know? Yeah, I am tired. You see one?
You want to see them all? They're so pretty when that brought when
they go to toe as the corona comes out, everybody, hold look at
that, hold back. I enjoyed all all my science classes. I would
just that's what I like science. I made the whole thing. I made
this. I made that a ground mirror. That's my pride and joy.
Because it's harder to take. You have to lay your camera up to a
blank sky up there. You hope you got a point in the right direction,
and sure enough it works. I got He had a picture that he
had taken from the eclipse, from one of the past ones. He told
this pride and joy and it's the pictures loss. Really yeah, I like
this guy. He's really cool. Right. He loves science, passionate about
this stuff. Love science. You start chasing me with to Brazil for one,
like he's been all over with glasses, watch the whole thing, but
take them off where total they're so pretty. I've seen twelve eclipses. We've
showered all the world to see him, to see them all. Okay,
they edit on this is insane from CBS eleven because it was like in and
out audios in and out. But he did say with glasses, watch the
whole thing, but take him off when he was total at one fat and
I said, and you guys yelled at me. You're like, no,
you can still burn your eyes out. No, when it's a total,
you can do. It's okay to look when it's total. Are you sure
about Yes? I am, I'm and if I'm not, Laverne is Laverne
knows he's seen sixteen twelve. The man is a thousand years old Danny one
hundred and five. As a real journalist, I need two sources. And
I did not I mean out of Mica verse. But once Laverne confirmed it,
I was like, I can run with this, yes, so I
will be partial. Yeah. I failed to mention that I'm completely blind because
I stared at the damn sun when I shouldn't have twelve. But I traveled
to Brazil to see the eclipse and I took a photograph of it, and
I hope you boys enjoy it. He's right, go full David Caruso the
second that thing goes total, rip them off and play the who what if
your face melts? Like the dude in Indiana Jones the second Yeah, that's
why I look like this. My face completely melted. I went blind.
But damn it, I love eclipse. God do you guys have no it's
gonna be cloudy. You're not gonna see a damn thing. You don't know?
Yeah, I don't know. All models are pointing to cloud that's what
they're pointing at right now. But when's there's a pointing at widespread hell and
tornadoes? Last night? I see lack of hail. I got at my
house last night. I got some s but for about two minutes. Okay,
well, it was enough this morning that my yard was still wet and
there's muddy out back, and Geraldine had mudfoot. I had to wipe her
stinky feet before she came back in the house. A lot of people saying
Lou Holtz, Yeah, this guy known to be a bit of a poonhound.
Wake up. I'm sorry I ever read that wrong, says he built
his own handmade telescopes. As you're a horrible reader. One of the one
of the largest telescopes in his shop is over six feet tall. He built
a six feet tall telescope, so you just need concave glass discs. What
a beast. I built that telescope to look at ass what a across the
other other way? And then bam, eclipse, he said, I've seen
Bold Derrick and all of her glory. I'm almost oh, it was one
O six. I may not see anymore. I may not see anymore eclipses.
He said. All that's not the attitude we need. That's our attitude.
We need a quick one on the gondola, and then I want to
do the smelly plane. And then we'll move to Dingo's Morning News, where
NASA has made an announcement. I have not just made an announcement, Kevin.
They've issued a warning. All you're in danger, Kevin, families are
in danger. Let me put it this way. An eclipse son ain't the
only thing up there coming to get you, Oh boy, NASA. NASA
four people injured Saturday. They were on an elevator gondola on the side of
a cliff at Eagle Mountain Lake. You know that is Mike Eagle Mountain Lake,
of course, quest. Yeah, so this gondola is taking them to
the lake. Now, basically, the gondola fell twenty five feet and they
fell into some cactus before we're taking the hospitals and injuries were not life threatening,
but a cable on the gondola broke led to the fall. This is
not like I don't think this is some like tourist gondola. I think it
was someone who owned a gondola, homemade gondola. I don't know if it
was homemade. Yeah, I guess it probably would have been homemade. I
guess. I don't know how she would do it. But how creepy as
that man? Are there pictures of this? I need to know what this
looks like. I was looking on yesterday for pictures and did not see it.
But they fell twenty five feet. That is so horrifying. This plunged
there from the malfunctioning gondola. And I think it's like a place where the
people have a lot of lake houses, and I'm sure there's like some zip
lines and things like that, you know, into like pretty cool area of
the city. It's brutal, but as far as gondolas, snaps go twenty
five feet, you know, I don't know if that's plunged. I mean
that's not yeah true, that's kind of just oh oh plopped. Yeah,
they kind of plopped two adults, two juveniles. Huh. Well, not
the rappers, not two of the rapper juvenile. It was two actual juveniles.
They were all ejected from the gondola, apparently ejected, thrown out.
Terrible, terrible, terrible get well. Speaking of weather, there was a
tornado detected on the radar near Alvaredo. So that's about all we got there.
Alvaredo Weather, here's your weather. The biggas sized hail that I saw
reported your today was golf ball sized tail one in Rome and one out there
in Denton. And then you're smelly playing story of the day. United Airlines
flight again United. I would not fly United right now. Why they've had
issues. They've all had issues, well, not like do not it had
issues. Well, I guess Alasta had the door blake. Could happen to
anyone? Really, what happened on the plane that made it smell. Kevin
taking off from Germany headed to San Francisco's a pretty long flight, had a
reversed course a couple hours into the flight after contents of a broken toilet poured
into the aircraft's cabin. Okay, this happened last year. We had a
whole song about it. That was just a guy, that problem, guy
who diarrhea the way down the aisle. But still and the pilot said,
the whole plane. I think I wrote a song. Yes, the passing
of Jimmy Buffett and he tied those two things together, right, Jesus,
No, you did. Okay, I have it. Do Okay, that's
looking for I'm looking for it. I'm looking for it. Just search diarrheaville
in the drop bottle. That's not Oh yeah, And Steve did one for
to smash smash mouth too. Song wars crack me up. JJ yeah,
I thought it was a song free week, no base, last a mile
half a new idea. We had a peachery head diary all the way new
here play. They wanted to come back to Atlantic flying O'delta United, Geffelta,
stuffed on Geffelta. He ate Jewish fish for lunch. I grabbed my
buns and hit it straight down the aisle. There's the video for this.
Something was brewing seventy five dollars. It's true. My intestines were stew and
my stomach lining was coded in mile flying to Spain again to diarya ill.
I was in pain before the plane could depart. Some people claim I was
on a bolt aim. Now we know it was more than a part.
Nobody ever told me avoid the BEEFERRONI I would have eaten chicken instead. Then
on the airplane, I was dumped, took my finger and my dumb in.
I fell both my cheeks start to spread. Well, the splash start
coming in it don't stop coming. I tried to hold it, but it
hit the ground running. It all makes sense when you have the runs.
Your brain don't matter when your bud goes numb. So much to do,
so much to priest, So what's wrong with empty in the backseat? You'll
never know if you don't go. You gotta let a full layer plane.
Know, Hey, now you're an all star. Keep your shorts on.
Go spray okay, spray spray. Terrible. So the going seven seven seven
circled over the North Sea as the flight crew timpted to figure out can we
resolve this or do we need to circle back and go to Frankfurt just because
we had broken toilet. It's brutal if it comes down the Aislean and everyone
starts gagging. Passengers were offered hotel rooms for the night and rebooked on other
flights the following day. And where the end up They went back back to
Frankfurt. They were over the middle of the ocean. Incredible of the sea,
dude, I'm so concerned about the long fight, especially going down in
the sea. We do wish a little disaster on your plane outside of being
buried alive. That's like my number one fear in life. Yes, the
fact that you're over the sea doesn't matter. You're gonna get smooched on your
way down anyway. I don't care, don't. I don't like the ocean.
I can't explain to it. It's the same thing as you don't like
eggs and against you you have to eat the ocean, the same thing.
On Friday, several passengers on a flight from Israel to Newark were hospitalized after
the aircraft, a Boeing seven seven seven, was diverted to New York's Stewart
International Airport due to high winds. I mean, look, okay, the
United that happens all the time. Yeah, this is the old past hoarding
injured airline stories right by us. So see them a lot more than no.
Man, I don't know. I do know. And look, the
lady that we had on admitted as much. Yeah, but she would say
that because she was an aviation reporter, it's her livelihood. Well, it
seems to me that she would not want to say that she benefits from more
aviation news and concerns. She's like if you let a technician in your home
and he's getting commissioned. Man, that's a really good point. I want
to hear more about that. But I'm like Danny T's Dingu's Morning News.
We have a warning issued from NASA and believe it or not, unrelated.
In an unrelated story, crap is falling from space and it's landing in Florida.
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