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This is the downbeat on ninety seven
to one the freak. NASA has made

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an announcement. Danny will give you
the details at eight in Dingo's morning News.

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Also today the return of Billboard Baylist
nine o'clock. We have NASCAR man

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Christopher Bell calling in at eight forty. Lots of fun all week long.

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Of course, next Monday the eclipse
watch party. Clyde woren Park been in

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skin showing the speakeasy ten to six, as he did report yesterday. In

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this segment, though National WeatherStar is
saying, look, it might be cloudy.

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We may get kicked in the nuts
here and might not be able to

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see it. Look thanks to doctor
too sorryall calling in last segment too is

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update. He he thinks without seeing
the X ray, four to six weeks

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is a pretty good timeline and then
probably rehab after that for Josh Young but

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not as severe as I thought,
but does hurt in that timeline. As

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the Rangers are looking to get Scherzer
Molly in de Grom back June July August.

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Kind of a team that needs to
keep their head above water until June.

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So that was good stuff. Let's
gohead and do the scuttle butt with

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tons of stories. Guilty is charged
headed with the stories. Sorry, I've

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been preparing. Christopher Bell questions,
Yeah, good Nascar man, I'm ready.

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We can do it right now if
you want to move him up,

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and I will now. I think
eight for you'll be a good time for

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him to call. It's just kind
of locked in already. There's a handler.

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But you want to talk punctual.
Yeah, watch the NASCAR driver call

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on. I bet he calls in
within sixty seconds of eight forty. They're

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on it. They're fast, they're
fast, they work fast. Do you

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think you'll mention all the sponsors when
he talks about his car? I hope

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he does. Letus count them.
Who will to mention more sponsors? Christopher

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Bell or Chase Elliott tomorrow? Okay? Or Jerry Jones at the State of

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the Union address? I think eight
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four for three hours before we talk
about the tame just about a three hour

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Chad, he cas to the data
breach and it is and it was uncomfortable.

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I like pretend Jerry comfortable. Yeah, our new character, pretend Jerry.

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We all do it. We all
do it. Everyone does it.

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Everyone does it. Everyone knows hundred
Bible. This shows one hundred percent Bible

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today. Okay, what Chiefs receiver
Rashi Rice is cooperating with Dallas police.

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So we finally heard from it,
as we reported yesterday. In case you

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have missed it or you've been living
under a rock because you were killed.

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Whoever really has come forward and not
maybe known about big news and they would

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admit, oh man, I'm really
sorry and living under a rock. What

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are you a turtle? Lying?
Right? Oh, that explains it.

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Big crash Saturday, six twenty on
seventy five in one of the cars was

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registered to Rashi Rice, the second
round wide receiver of the Kansas City Chiefs

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last year and SMU wide receiver.
So it was kind of a situation.

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Well, everyone that was in those
cars, the Corvette and the Lamborghini that

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caused this six vehicle wreck, everyone
walked off and they didn't run off.

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They walked off very weirdly, walked
kind of. I mean, it was

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a decent pace, but not even
close to the you know, pace you

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would expect for a big wreck.
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news the last couple days around here, outside of the eclipse. So he

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has gotten Royce West, a state
senator and the attorney in Dallas, and

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he went ahead and released a statement
through Adam Schefter yesterday on behalf of Rashie.

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Rice's thoughts are with everyone impacted by
the automobile accident on Saturday. His

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thoughts, that's all he's thinking about. He's always been there. God,

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these statements killed, and Royce West
is just he's incredible. Just have been

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sitting in a room just thinking about
other people heard and what I've done.

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Rashi is cooperating with local authorities and
will take all necessary steps to address the

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situation responsibly. Any and all requests
for a comment can be directed to his

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attorney, mister Royce West of Western
Associates LLP. So he's cooperating. There's

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no claim that he was We don't
even know that he was there even there

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nothing. Do you think Rashi is
short for Rashid? Did they run out

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of ink at the now at the
doctor's office? Damn it couldn't finish it.

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I don't know, Wikipedia says,
and you know, but that would

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be our a s h y Rashi. So you didn't have to turn himself

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in or anything. Yeah, yet
not yet, still unclear if he was

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driving, or if he was in
the vehicle. It's all going to be

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secret now. So that's what they're
waiting on to see what evidence there is

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that he was actually there, which
there's tim yeah, but sures and things

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like that. But you still don't
know that it's him, well, because

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we don't really know what he looks
like. You know, yeah, you

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kind of have to go it was
Jerry Rice instead of Rah Rice, someone

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who we all know that what he
looks like. We would all be like,

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oh, yeah, that's definitely him. But the people that know Rashi

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Rice, well do know if that
was him or not. And she's waiting

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for someone to talk maybe yeah,
a friend, someone to roll over on

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him and say that's him, a
confidant. It's it is crazy, I

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mean, especially when all of them
get out of the car and start walking

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and you're like, okay, well, surely we'd be able to identify he's

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just his camp so or she Rice
that there's your update. He is cooperating.

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Let's call it rich Rice and see
if he has comment on this.

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Sorry guys, been Tampa. It's
been a tough start to the season.

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I don't know what he would say. Rich Rice. For those that don't

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know, Rangers Assistant PR director probably
title. He's one of the good dudes

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of the biz. He's a nice
guy. For the show. We got

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a plain situation, fellas odd name. Oh no, no, I want

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to do this the eclipse. Think
first, we're a little over eclipsed right

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now, and I get it by
doing a play funny audio, because you

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guys need to hear this guy.
This is an old man who's going to

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be seeing what appears to be I
think it's gonna be his thirteenth eclipse.

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Come on on, yeah, what
is he a thousand? Well, he's

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not a thousand. I think that's
a little crazy that he would be a

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thousand about to witness my thirty.
He's one hundred and five. And how

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are you, sir? I just
turned one thousand years old. He's an

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eclipse chaser. What if somebody live
to be a thousand? Kevin, would

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you freak out? I would freak
out? But just one person? How

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close are we to that? We're
a ways away. They're developing a pill

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that makes you not have to exercise. We'll get there. Have you taken

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your pill that makes you not exercise
yet? I took my I have to

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exercise, and I do. Okay, No one's saying, I'm just wondering

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if that pill, yeah, you
know, has it's a dual purpose pharmaceutical.

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Do you should see me crush the
gym? Dude? Really, why

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don't you ever send us gym selfies? I do sometimes just my legs,

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he said it like the bike I've
got in one. Well, because if

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you you know, you've been to
the gym once one time, this sweet

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do use a key card to get
into the gym, Keith Bob. Okay,

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so there's a digital track record.
Get them to print that out and

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send it to me. I would
love to Jumny call him. I'll call

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those. I'll call him right now. I'll call him right now. What

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a waste of their time. I
want a hard copy? Don't don't they

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play your audio of We'll call him
right now, the man on the pill.

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No, no one wants to call
the gym to prove that you've been

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exercising, because no one really cares. I mean, I've got the website

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pulled up right now, we can
find this. I'll call them. It's

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not important. It's truly not important. Fitness and it's not important. Then

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why did it come up? You
brought it up. You brought it up.

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I didn't either. All I said
is a clips chaser man. No,

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you said that there is a pill
that makes you not have to work

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out. Yes, as it's possible
that you could live to be an older

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age than what we know in our
lifetime, I agree with that. Not

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a thousand years old, one hundred
and five year old man named Laverne.

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He is living in Fort Worth and
he has witnessed twelve solar eclipses in his

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life. This will be number thirteen
if he makes it to Monday, and

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I think he will because he's a
beast. It started in nineteen sixty three,

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packed up his bags headed to Maine
for his first eclipse. Six decades

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later, he will go for thirteen
on Monday. Now the capital of Maine

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is Portland. Okay, you're not
far off. Would you like to hear

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him? Yeah? Oh yeah,
all right. The edits here are weird

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from CBS eleven. I need to
talk to them about that. But we've

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showered all the world or sib here
we go see one year, Well see

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them all. They're so pretty when
that brought when they go to to as

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the corona comes out, everybody,
holy hit it out, holy back over

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all. Right, dude, I
love this guy as I passionate when the

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corona comes out, Oh yeah,
and everyone does yellow hoy. What's his

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name? Laverne Bueiser. Laverne Biser
loves the clips. Why did you get

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him? Well, I mean,
do you need to probably act fast?

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You really want to know? Yeah, I am tired. You see one?

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You want to see them all?
They're so pretty when that brought when

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they go to toe as the corona
comes out, everybody, hold look at

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that, hold back. I enjoyed
all all my science classes. I would

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just that's what I like science.
I made the whole thing. I made

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this. I made that a ground
mirror. That's my pride and joy.

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Because it's harder to take. You
have to lay your camera up to a

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blank sky up there. You hope
you got a point in the right direction,

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and sure enough it works. I
got He had a picture that he

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had taken from the eclipse, from
one of the past ones. He told

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this pride and joy and it's the
pictures loss. Really yeah, I like

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this guy. He's really cool.
Right. He loves science, passionate about

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this stuff. Love science. You
start chasing me with to Brazil for one,

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like he's been all over with glasses, watch the whole thing, but

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take them off where total they're so
pretty. I've seen twelve eclipses. We've

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showered all the world to see him, to see them all. Okay,

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they edit on this is insane from
CBS eleven because it was like in and

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out audios in and out. But
he did say with glasses, watch the

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whole thing, but take him off
when he was total at one fat and

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I said, and you guys yelled
at me. You're like, no,

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you can still burn your eyes out. No, when it's a total,

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you can do. It's okay to
look when it's total. Are you sure

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about Yes? I am, I'm
and if I'm not, Laverne is Laverne

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knows he's seen sixteen twelve. The
man is a thousand years old Danny one

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hundred and five. As a real
journalist, I need two sources. And

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I did not I mean out of
Mica verse. But once Laverne confirmed it,

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I was like, I can run
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will be partial. Yeah. I
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I stared at the damn sun when
I shouldn't have twelve. But I traveled

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to Brazil to see the eclipse and
I took a photograph of it, and

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I hope you boys enjoy it.
He's right, go full David Caruso the

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second that thing goes total, rip
them off and play the who what if

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your face melts? Like the dude
in Indiana Jones the second Yeah, that's

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why I look like this. My
face completely melted. I went blind.

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But damn it, I love eclipse. God do you guys have no it's

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gonna be cloudy. You're not gonna
see a damn thing. You don't know?

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Yeah, I don't know. All
models are pointing to cloud that's what

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they're pointing at right now. But
when's there's a pointing at widespread hell and

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tornadoes? Last night? I see
lack of hail. I got at my

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house last night. I got some
s but for about two minutes. Okay,

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well, it was enough this morning
that my yard was still wet and

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there's muddy out back, and Geraldine
had mudfoot. I had to wipe her

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stinky feet before she came back in
the house. A lot of people saying

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Lou Holtz, Yeah, this guy
known to be a bit of a poonhound.

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Wake up. I'm sorry I ever
read that wrong, says he built

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his own handmade telescopes. As you're
a horrible reader. One of the one

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of the largest telescopes in his shop
is over six feet tall. He built

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a six feet tall telescope, so
you just need concave glass discs. What

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a beast. I built that telescope
to look at ass what a across the

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other other way? And then bam, eclipse, he said, I've seen

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Bold Derrick and all of her glory. I'm almost oh, it was one

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O six. I may not see
anymore. I may not see anymore eclipses.

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He said. All that's not the
attitude we need. That's our attitude.

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We need a quick one on the
gondola, and then I want to

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do the smelly plane. And then
we'll move to Dingo's Morning News, where

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NASA has made an announcement. I
have not just made an announcement, Kevin.

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They've issued a warning. All you're
in danger, Kevin, families are

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in danger. Let me put it
this way. An eclipse son ain't the

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only thing up there coming to get
you, Oh boy, NASA. NASA

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four people injured Saturday. They were
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a cliff at Eagle Mountain Lake.
You know that is Mike Eagle Mountain Lake,

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of course, quest. Yeah,
so this gondola is taking them to

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the lake. Now, basically,
the gondola fell twenty five feet and they

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fell into some cactus before we're taking
the hospitals and injuries were not life threatening,

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but a cable on the gondola broke
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not like I don't think this is
some like tourist gondola. I think it

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was someone who owned a gondola,
homemade gondola. I don't know if it

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was homemade. Yeah, I guess
it probably would have been homemade. I

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guess. I don't know how she
would do it. But how creepy as

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that man? Are there pictures of
this? I need to know what this

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looks like. I was looking on
yesterday for pictures and did not see it.

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But they fell twenty five feet.
That is so horrifying. This plunged

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there from the malfunctioning gondola. And
I think it's like a place where the

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people have a lot of lake houses, and I'm sure there's like some zip

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lines and things like that, you
know, into like pretty cool area of

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the city. It's brutal, but
as far as gondolas, snaps go twenty

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five feet, you know, I
don't know if that's plunged. I mean

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that's not yeah true, that's kind
of just oh oh plopped. Yeah,

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they kind of plopped two adults,
two juveniles. Huh. Well, not

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the rappers, not two of the
rapper juvenile. It was two actual juveniles.

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They were all ejected from the gondola, apparently ejected, thrown out.

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Terrible, terrible, terrible get well. Speaking of weather, there was a

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tornado detected on the radar near Alvaredo. So that's about all we got there.

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Alvaredo Weather, here's your weather.
The biggas sized hail that I saw

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reported your today was golf ball sized
tail one in Rome and one out there

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in Denton. And then you're smelly
playing story of the day. United Airlines

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flight again United. I would not
fly United right now. Why they've had

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issues. They've all had issues,
well, not like do not it had

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issues. Well, I guess Alasta
had the door blake. Could happen to

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anyone? Really, what happened on
the plane that made it smell. Kevin

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taking off from Germany headed to San
Francisco's a pretty long flight, had a

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reversed course a couple hours into the
flight after contents of a broken toilet poured

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into the aircraft's cabin. Okay,
this happened last year. We had a

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whole song about it. That was
just a guy, that problem, guy

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who diarrhea the way down the aisle. But still and the pilot said,

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the whole plane. I think I
wrote a song. Yes, the passing

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of Jimmy Buffett and he tied those
two things together, right, Jesus,

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No, you did. Okay,
I have it. Do Okay, that's

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looking for I'm looking for it.
I'm looking for it. Just search diarrheaville

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in the drop bottle. That's not
Oh yeah, And Steve did one for

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to smash smash mouth too. Song
wars crack me up. JJ yeah,

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I thought it was a song free
week, no base, last a mile

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half a new idea. We had
a peachery head diary all the way new

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here play. They wanted to come
back to Atlantic flying O'delta United, Geffelta,

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stuffed on Geffelta. He ate Jewish
fish for lunch. I grabbed my

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buns and hit it straight down the
aisle. There's the video for this.

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Something was brewing seventy five dollars.
It's true. My intestines were stew and

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my stomach lining was coded in mile
flying to Spain again to diarya ill.

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I was in pain before the plane
could depart. Some people claim I was

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on a bolt aim. Now we
know it was more than a part.

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Nobody ever told me avoid the BEEFERRONI
I would have eaten chicken instead. Then

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on the airplane, I was dumped, took my finger and my dumb in.

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I fell both my cheeks start to
spread. Well, the splash start

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coming in it don't stop coming.
I tried to hold it, but it

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hit the ground running. It all
makes sense when you have the runs.

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Your brain don't matter when your bud
goes numb. So much to do,

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so much to priest, So what's
wrong with empty in the backseat? You'll

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never know if you don't go.
You gotta let a full layer plane.

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Know, Hey, now you're an
all star. Keep your shorts on.

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Go spray okay, spray spray.
Terrible. So the going seven seven seven

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circled over the North Sea as the
flight crew timpted to figure out can we

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resolve this or do we need to
circle back and go to Frankfurt just because

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we had broken toilet. It's brutal
if it comes down the Aislean and everyone

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starts gagging. Passengers were offered hotel
rooms for the night and rebooked on other

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flights the following day. And where
the end up They went back back to

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Frankfurt. They were over the middle
of the ocean. Incredible of the sea,

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dude, I'm so concerned about the
long fight, especially going down in

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the sea. We do wish a
little disaster on your plane outside of being

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buried alive. That's like my number
one fear in life. Yes, the

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fact that you're over the sea doesn't
matter. You're gonna get smooched on your

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way down anyway. I don't care, don't. I don't like the ocean.

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I can't explain to it. It's
the same thing as you don't like

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eggs and against you you have to
eat the ocean, the same thing.

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On Friday, several passengers on a
flight from Israel to Newark were hospitalized after

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the aircraft, a Boeing seven seven
seven, was diverted to New York's Stewart

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International Airport due to high winds.
I mean, look, okay, the

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United that happens all the time.
Yeah, this is the old past hoarding

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injured airline stories right by us.
So see them a lot more than no.

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Man, I don't know. I
do know. And look, the

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lady that we had on admitted as
much. Yeah, but she would say

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that because she was an aviation reporter, it's her livelihood. Well, it

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seems to me that she would not
want to say that she benefits from more

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aviation news and concerns. She's like
if you let a technician in your home

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and he's getting commissioned. Man,
that's a really good point. I want

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to hear more about that. But
I'm like Danny T's Dingu's Morning News.

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We have a warning issued from NASA
and believe it or not, unrelated.

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In an unrelated story, crap is
falling from space and it's landing in Florida.

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