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You're listening to the Downbeat ninety seven
one the Freak say, what's brought to

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you by Advanced hair Restoration tonight?
Jeff Cavanaugh, I Grapevine, Buffalo Wild

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Wings. You got Ivonne out there
with you. I would imagine, so,

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yeah, if you're gonna have the
full set up, yeah, I

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would imagine. So that's cool man
doing this, doing the draft live on

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the air following the speakeasy and uh, we'll get going at six pm.

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Draft start at seven, eight o'clock. We'll do the NFL Draft Bonanza.

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Cowboys pick at twenty four. I
think that'll be around nine pm to nine

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thirty. You know, if you
look at how these things traditionally go unless

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they move into the top five.
But they could trade up, they could

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trade down. I think we're gonna
get a lot of trades tonight. And

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you said every year, but tonight
feels a little different because there's a lot

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of uncertainty with the quarterbacks. I
got fun stuff for us in the NFL

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Draft Bonanza as well as who the
Cowboys might take. How much more that's

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coming up. We're the home of
the Dallas Mavericks Game three tomorrow night.

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Don't miss that it's a seven o'clock
start. Pregame will be at six thirty

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for Game three MAVs Clippers. Mikey
will be in attendance for that. Game

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four will be Sunday afternoon two thirty
to get some of that as well as

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the MAVs playoff run call tenues fourth. I'll tell you about my trip to

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Italy at nine, including home at
a Russian woman a bit angry. Hod

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you're joking around having a good time. It didn't translate on a boat,

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and like a lot of things I'd
say and do, it didn't translate.

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But right now, let's do the
scuttle butt. You guys wanna do it?

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Did you missed doing the skull butt
for the last week? I I

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didn't think about that too much,
honestly. Did you do the scuttle butt

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for roxy every day? Just to
keep your uh, keep your weapons sharp?

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I do it in my sleep a
lot, though I talk nice sleep.

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Yeah. In fact, this morning
she will cup wear her out with

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plain stories every day before morning coffee. She's like, you're always talking what

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you're doing the show. I'm always
interviewing people. I love it. But

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this morning, for some reason,
which is banded I really don't care about.

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But she said in my sleep I
was defending as I woke her up,

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like four as you have top,
I was defending Maroon Five's first album

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songs about Jane. And you know
what, I'll defend that publicly, not

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just in my dreams. And I'm
not sure who I was defending it to.

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I noticed in my travels on a
via Billboard Maroon five was about to

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kick off a Vegas residency for like
a month. Yeah. I don't really

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know much about Maroon five outside of
they got the famous guy yep. But

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that first album is great. Yeah, they have Bruce Levine their lead singer,

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Brusce Leavine. Yeah, big stars, fan hockey songs. It's real

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strain. You don't talk sleep music. I woke up yesterday morning singing The

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Gambler by Kenny Rogers. Yeah,
hell yeah, And then I listened to

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it on my way in yesterday and
you remembered how great it was. Well,

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because I'm like, I think the
Gambler just kind of swindled this guy,

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right, the Gambler, what do
you do? He stole the remainder

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of his whiskey and a cigarette,
and he just kind of told you stuff

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you probably already know. I mean, you're playing poker, you understand that

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part of the rules, knowing when
to kind of sound and went to fold

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them. It kind of sounds like
a night at the landing with you.

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He steals your whiskey, your SIGs
and tells you a bunch of stuff you

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already know. I don't want to
hear he just I don't want to hear

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that. I ain't please. Yeah, But then it turns out at the

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end the Gambler died. He died, at least according to the lyricist,

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but he may have just fallen asleep. They made that song into a TV

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movie starring Kenny Rogers. Are you
talking about that or Coward of the County.

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I think I'm talking about the Gambler. Now, Coward of the County

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tells a story and that's it.
That's yeah, it is the the the

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revenge enacted. But the Gamber,
I think he may have just screwed the

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guy over and faked his own death. Here's Kevin. You got to know

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him to hold him, Mike,
you got to know him to fold him.

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And I gotta tell you what.
I will tell you a little bit

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more about this at nine as I
had playing problems. But as of yesterday,

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the Biden administration released a new list
of rights for airline passengers. It's

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a big week for the US government. Well, they've made some plays this

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week. I wonder I was thinking
about is this. I mean, everything's

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politically motivated, but it was weird
back to back days that like, on

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the surface at least, are incredibly
good for workers and just American regular folk.

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Yeah, maybe are they like not
good for corporate land? And I

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wonder if I don't know how much
of this is politically motivated, says the

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Biden administration, It would say the
Trump administration if he was the president,

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right, huh, But these rights
are interesting. Airlines will be required to

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issue automatic refunds for domestic flights delayed
over three hours. I'll tell you more

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about it a little bit. But
I had a three and a half hour

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delay. Oh international, six hours? Big dog? Oh international flights delayed

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by six or more hours, so
you don't get desks or if a flight

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has a significant change. It also
includes check bags not being delivered within twelve

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hours. But basically the whole dance
of you know, hey, I need

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a refund, Oh credit, will
you with miles and then who do you

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even call, and God forbid you
can get someone on the phone, and

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all this stuff. The idea is
to eliminate all that and you just get

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a refund directly back to the way
you paid. Right ideally, this is

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that's awesome. Airlines will be facing
significant fines if they don't follow these rules.

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Either they don't get you the payment
in time within seven days. Good,

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that's good. You should not have
to come. I'll tell you bore

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it. Nine. You shouldn't have
to your plans, you plan on things.

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Also, we take for granted that
planes are safe. Planes are safe,

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and it's amazing you can fly anywhere
else on Earth tomorrow tomorrow and a

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reasonable rate. Yeah, that is
crazy. It's that's we do take that

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progress. Planes are so safe,
and that's why South Southwest Airlines and Jet

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Blue Airways nearly collided a couple of
jets at Ronald Reagan Airport the other day

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on the ground, on the ground, so that the air traffic controller is

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telling Southwest Airlines number four, but
they're dying. Southwest, the air traffic

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controller is telling you you're good to
cross runway four. Meanwhile, Jet Blue

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has started its takeoff is ready to
risk, so Southwest is crossing runway four.

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Jet Blue is hauling ass throws on
the brakes so they don't hit the

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plane. No injuries reported, anything
like that. But we had a near

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collision. How near it didn't say. And that's the thing. These articles

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never give you the details on how
many football fields away were we how many

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elephants from smashing and everyone burning alive? I don't know. I do fear

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the collision because that I feel like
that is a human error that is possible.

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I do fear the in air collision
too, which I think is far

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less likely than the on ground collision. Yeah. But also if there's a

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mid air collision, you're just evaporated, right, you don't feel anything.

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It's done. Yeah, yeah,
ball of fire if yeah, depending on

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what how you unless if it's a
wing clip, you might have a good

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shout out everyone on their way to
the airport. Anyone getting long flights today?

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There you go, where the show
to get you in the right mindset

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for that. Now, this is
a wild one though. If you guys

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seen this, The FAA is investigating
the story. Go see the story with

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the Colorado Rockies. Uh Anupama has
gotta be pissed. Was right. So

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there's an investigation that's taking place from
April tenth a video where it's a United

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Airlines flight. Oh my gosh,
this is hilarious. I'm struggling to think

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how a baseball team and an American
Airlines flight. This is United? Sorry,

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good, have trouble, Okay,
go ahead. So it's from Denver

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to Toronto and a man a company
accompanying the Colorado Rockies baseball team we now

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know as a coach of some sort, specifically who was caught on video that

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he had posted online and he deleted
it, but it's online now. Espano's

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running the story too. He's taking
a video mid flight in the cockpit with

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the pilots and since nine to eleven, No, you can't do that anymore.

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You can't take the up mid flight, show them the plane and meet

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Kareem Abdul Jabbar. That's not happening. The NBA's all time leading scorps.

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I'll let you go meet the pilot. Son, you know not anymore?

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Did you do that when you're a
kid at all? Yeah? I got

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the little wings? Yeah, yeah, pinned on you? Sure I did

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pretty calm? Better time yeah,
but do you think the pilots were in

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real life? They're like, oh
God, here comes another snot nose pilot

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or a tour guide. Right,
I'm trying to fly this damn plane and

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finish my Scotch kids. Well,
a little more to nine. I've learned

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that pilots half of their job is
customer service nine o'clock for more on that.

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Everything's happening at nine. But the
NFL draft bonanza is gonna be just

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skip the news and do Yeah,
let's do three straight nine o'clock spotlight on

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Kevin? Did the spotlight off me? Please? Kevin. So they're in

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trouble, I mean it's a chartered
flight. Yeah, I don't know.

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Yeah, it's gotta be. Yeah, he's just up in the cockpit and

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he's filming talking to the pilots and
what does that button do? And yeah,

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it is really stress pretty weird.
He is the pilots too. Maybe

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the pilot wants to meet Dante Bishit. I don't know who this guy was

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either, we just know that it's
a coach. It's funny because he is

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kind of looking like he looks back
and he's like, I mean, you

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see all the buttons on the cockpit
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and he's looking back kind of at
the at the phone too, and

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it's a big video that got taken
down but its surfaced and ESPN's weren't out

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of the story too. And the
United Airlines's next biggest hurdle after they had,

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you know, the wheel fall off
the plane, right, so they've

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had some problems there. And that'll
conclude it for this portion of plane stories.

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Danny will have one for you at
a thirty. Mine's more of a

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terminal story. This happened on the
ground, not on a plane, but

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at an airport with audio. You're
gonna love it. Will you creak up

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my audio? Please? Oh guys, you next story in the scuttle butt?

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All right, Top six answers are
on the board. We've got a

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new poll out here. What are
the top six popular trendy nicknames for grandmother?

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Oh? Nana, Danny Nana huh
huh. Number two answer, Mike,

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can you top it? That's trendy
and hot, trendy new nick Yeah,

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gam gam m hmm, I like
gam gam? How about grand Okay,

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Danny, you have control of the
board. He's gonna go with grand

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Yes, grand number four. Answer
Mike, you take a turn please?

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Uh GM Gma, not gem.
It feels like a kid would say GM.

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No. Did you say NANAA was
number what was grand grand was number

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four? Baba? I like Baba. You know what. I'll accept BB

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number five, Phoebe. I'll give
you. What about GG number one?

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Really good job? What about Carol? What about ma'am? No, Mama,

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I'm gonna give you guys? Me
me was number three? Momo number

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six? Okay? What about me? Ma? Me Ma? Was me?

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Mo? Me? Me mom?
And Nana Mema and nana? What

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do you have? I had grandmother
and granny. I had my great grandma's

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granny Green. Her name is Green, says Granny Green. I had Baba

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and baka, Baba and Bocca.
Sounds very polish, That's very Lithuanian.

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That's what Grandpa was. Butchs and
butchers come in and try the beats.

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He had a lot of beats.
He had a lot of beats, and

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he enjoyed a nice half grapefruit half
grapefruit every day with him my bush.

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Yes? Would that make the top
six? Grandfather, grandfathers, Papa or

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Papa? No? Six? I
have Papa Clyde, Poppy Pop Poppy number

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one. Yeah, Poppy is in
right now. Poppy is taking over.

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Yeah yeah, people are loving pop
and butches. So Poppy was in for

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me? Is not on there?
Number one? Mike, you control the

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board. I'll pass. Uh.
How about pops? Two? Pops?

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Really good, really good? Good? Thanks? Now, Three, four

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and five, I don't know if
you're so kind. That's great, though

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you had you had the right answer. Tweeked it a little bit. That's

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well played. Three is Pappy,
Pappy Pappy? Four is g paw gm

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went Gamon, I didn't make it. And the best one number five that

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you're seeing this trending across the United
States. Now, grand dude, grand

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dude, how good is that?
Sounds like what he would wreck, you

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know, dude, Okay, I'm
not that old. Malcolm's grandma's are nana

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and ma'am solid. Yeah. And
then the one granddad that I guess it's

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it's popa and Pop Okay, Pope
solid? Does he call you daddy?

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What does he normally call daddy?
Daddy? Za? He asked me what

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my nickname was today or yesterday?
Well, because he knows that Malki is

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his nickname, but Malcolm is his
real name, and he asked me if

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I had a nickname. I just
pushed the question to the side and said,

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we'll address this some other time.
Say Danny, I did. Yeah,

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well my name is Yeah, it's
he's three. You might need one

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though. One day he's going to
ask me the story of why do they

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call you dingu, And I've got
to tell him it's a restaurant. If

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your oldest though is to have a
have a kid, you turn into Daddy

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Dingo, Dandy, Dandy, Dandy. That's a good Grandpa, Grandpa?

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What is it? G dude,
Grand dude, grand dude, dude.

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If you're a Daniel, you should
be Dandy. Ding's all right, that's

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pretty good, Yeah, Grandpa Dan
grand dang or Dandy is perfect cute and

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kind of cool. Yeah, I
don't know. Dandy. Pretty good,

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pretty good. What what's the next? Okay, we're following up for the

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rest of the day. We're following
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What You Sound Like? Inside Edition
Man Kansas zoo An Ostrich Karen the Ostrich,

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known for her love of playing in
the water and being a dancing queen

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and complaining about the speed of her
tire replacement is dead? Oh no,

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why is Karen the Ostrich dead via
swallowing? What swallow a dildo? Okay,

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I don't even know why you would
say that, because I'm why did

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she really? What did you look
this up? Oh? I have no

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I promise you no idea what she
did? Didn't she? Why would that

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be at the zoo? Because she
was at that football game and somebody threw

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it into the end zone buffalo,
Yeah, threw it into her mouth.

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So Karen, who is scored at
the kids zoo, reached beyond her exhibits

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fence because she's an ostrich. They
can you know, they can reach over

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and reach around. It's one of
the benefits of having an elongated neck grabs

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whenever I'm listing the benefits of being
a bird. That's one of the huge

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necks. Flight. Yeah, I
forgot flight, But ken just really fly?

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No, not fast? Would they
kind of flump their wings around and

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run? Yeah? I can't do
much. They're built weird. They are

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the true muffin top of animal snow
kidding that's a spare gig flightless bird.

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Yeah, seriously, it's like,
how mad are you? I do how

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mad are you at God? If
you are a bird and you're watching your

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friend eagle, you're doing like all
this kick ass stuff and then here you

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are on the ground. What tricks
do I have swallowing dildos at a zoo?

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Life is that it reaches its neck
around and grabs the keys off a

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staff member whose outside the exhibit,
grabs them to the locker, and then

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swallowed the keys to the dildo locker. Great movie starring Jeremy Renner won an

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Academy Award. Why would they have
that at the zoo? I still don't

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know. So they're freaking out,
trying to like, Okay, well we're

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gonna do surgery. They couldn't get
it done in time. Oh man,

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Really, Karen had to be euthanized
as it was choking on the keys and

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they hadn't killed. It's terrible,
terrible. I'm still trying to unpack why

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there would be a locker, specifically
at a zoo. It's staff only.

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Who's got time for animals? No
one has time at the zoo. Helen,

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have time? Give me the keys? Yes, break Ellen? Okay,

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that's good. That's sad. That's
sad. I don't love that's really

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sad and traumatic. And they probably
loved Karen the bird, the flightless bird.

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They said it was the dancing queen
of the zoo, complained a lot.

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She did, real bitch. Did
the guy get his keys back?

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Yes, they're in the esophagus of
Karen. You know what paying the ass

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it is to remin make every one
of those keys to every cage raccoons.

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Keta, I got a hundred keys. Imagine running a zoo. How big

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your keychain is. It's spread out
as Kansas is. They don't have any

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locksmith's up there. They definitely got
the keys out, yea. And the

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guy whose keys they were, probably
about fifteen minutes after Karen succumbed, was

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like, so, what's the plan
on? Need the key? What's the

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plan from here? Putting the rubber
gloves on? I'll do it. Feel

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them right here, the lower portion
of the throat right there. Just if

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you cut right here, just cut
right I'll just cover it here right here.

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Or fine, just work them up, work them up, the work

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and then it's just wide and then
rest get a just kill her. Don't

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worry about the break that or good
lock. Okay, caught up. Next,

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it's time for the NFL draft bonanza. Who will the Cowboys pick?

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interesting next to nine, he's having
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