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Good morning world. It's a Weezer
Wednesday here on the Downbeat, where we

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have five chances for you to win
Weezer tickets all throughout the show. But

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you have to listen all throughout the
show. Want to know when, where,

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how to get these tickets. So
do that because me, Kevin and

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Danny and Mike and JJ we got
fun one today. We've got a lot

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of fun stuff playing and me micro
oh, I said your name, Mike,

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I'd have my headphones on you.
I figured I didn't know if you

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didn't introduce me today because of you
know what, Yeah, because of the

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allegation. That's all they are.
It really is so prove. Remember that

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where there's smoke, no, there's
always fire. There's smoke. Machines they

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don't have fires. Where there's smoke, there's a monster. It's all sorts

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of Hollywood tricks, shoes and clubs, concerts, there's smoking all these things.

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There's not fire in any of them. So no, did I say

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there's fire? No, I did
not. You the guilty dog. My

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mom taught me this. The guilty
dog always barks first. And your defensive

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attitude smoke anyway, smoke, defensive
attitude towards me, just saying where there's

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smoke, I was going to say, where there's smoke, there's more smoke.

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He did start you happened he did, just right out of the kennel.

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He's like, I didn't do anything. It could be a smoke machade.

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I've never heard where there's smoke,
there's more smoke. I didn't expect.

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That's it's new. It's new.
It's a hot new phrase. Down

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beats fresh, very fresh. We're
not your dad's morning show. Oh we

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don't go on spring break. Oh
yeah, and we don't tell you about

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Dak's contract for four hours. No, that's for damn sure. What about

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the Ranger rotation through that? Not
yet. It's funny you mentioned that because

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on my computer is an article from
the Morning News about Scott Boris and Montgomery.

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But we're not gonna just do only
that. We have fun, Oh

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my god, a big fun.
Give me the amount of fun we have

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today? Do we have fun?
Oh my god? Our guy Charlie and

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promos is like I got five Weezer
tickets for you, five pair, five

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pair, and it's not just Weezer. Let me say this. This is

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announced on Monday and I got pretty
excited. American Airline Center, September twenty

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ninth, Weezer thirty year anniversary of
the Blue album, which they're going to

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play in its entirety Yes, plus
other fan favorites, rarities and hits with

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support from the Flaming Lips and Dinosaur
Junior. Which do I know a Dinosaur

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Junior song? I must say a
band punchline name. You wouldn't know at

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least one because it was in regular
rotation. Uh for return cuts at the

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old stage? Oh really yeah,
okay, I can look it up,

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but no, I can help you
feel the pain probably is the one that's

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their biggest hit. That's not my
favorite song of there's probably well, like

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I'll play it. Did you cream
me up? Please play that song?

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You probably know that much, but
maybe not. I feel like i'm leaning.

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Yes, I've been seventy percent.
Yes, but I get you in

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Oh yeah, oh I needed sixty. Yeah. This guy will just get

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to it. Then we can hear
it, but he will get to it.

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Get to is, get get to
them there? Oh my god,

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way he did the ding ding again. I thought there's no way you know

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they're from an arrow When people made
five minute songs and put them on albums

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that didn't happen. That's why it
was a good return cut. You've gotta

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have a lot of instrumental space to
play voiceover crap and introduce the crew.

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I know reset that you're gonna have
some college basketball coach on in an hour.

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Awesome again, jn O is only
a month away. Hey, it's

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just two clicks to the right.
It's really easy, folks, It's really

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easy. I'm going against it.
It's the soundtrack of my life. I've

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been buying Nikes my whole life.
I like him. I'm a Nike guy.

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You know that Adidas makes an infinitely
you know, different shoe that might

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work better for you. I don't
know. Don't have to have the turkey

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sandwich for lunch every day? You
don't? Yeah, do you go to

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the store and you got Hey,
guess what? Do we all have a

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favorite band? Okay, who's your
favorite band? And you only listened to

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Dave Matthews Records right? Hardly ever? Okay, that's a great logic,

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Kevin, Yeah, it's a great
logic. He bits more detox because I

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go see him about five times a
year, though, And there's nothing wrong

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with it. Yeah, absolutely nothing
wrong with that. Have you sent the

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Flaming Lips mic Oh yeah, and
you Danny's probably, but you I you

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know, I didn't even know what
to think. And then I saw him,

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like that's again. That is a
party. The American Airline Center too,

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with funding the giant transparent ball,
it's always fun. They're gonna get

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ridiculous. I saw them this year, like a week after the World Series,

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and Eric Nadell was sitting two rows
behind me, and I didn't bother

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him, you know, and didn't
want to. Who hadn't talked to him

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in a while and has looked back
though every five ten minutes. And I

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looked back and just the biggest smile
on the face of Eric nadel Yeah,

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and it made me, I mean, I was sitting there just it all

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of made me want to cry.
And still didn't sink in that the Rangers

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won the World Series though I'm still
going on still it still hasn't and won't

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probably are they are Flaming Lips or
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma City because I was

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associated them with kind of here but
sort of a local local band. Yeah,

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and they played a lot here.
You know what's interesting about them?

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Is, well, this is not
interesting. I take that back. It's

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not that interesting to anyone. But
tell it, don't tell it. I

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went to Radiohead with Mike and Cash
and the Gang and Skin was there and

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weirdly Tim Kallishaw was there and it
was strange it we'll I went together.

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I think we love Radiohead. We
had Cumulus tickets back then in twenty eleven,

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twenty twelve or did they play aac
oh? Yeah? And did Midley

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coping for them? This was?
I don't remember that, this King of

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Limbs tour. I think they might
have. I can't really I feel like

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to remember that. You might be
right, I'll out, No, it

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wasn't. It was not mid Midlake
did some dates with them. I think

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in Europe this was. I think
a band opened for them. That was

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another band from uh Oklahoma. Do
you crap? What's the site? Other

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Lives or whatever? Yeah, other
Lives That's who it was. Mike Costy,

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No, Mike Costy, what up
fits? That is great? Dude?

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Did you watch that doc? He
won't send it to Yeah, yeah,

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he won't send it to me.
He's like, nope, you gotta

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pay for you to go see it
at a at a festival. It's like

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the Dumb Zone podcast. You gotta
go see thanks to the free episode.

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Guys. I really want to hear
what happens when the legal action takes off?

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And I gotta subscribe to Patreon.
When does the muslinging start? Come

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on? Jake cook up a brother
that show that at the end of that

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show, you know, lights come
on and we're kind of staying around,

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probably drinking. Yeah, that's cal
Shaw. He probably wasn't at the time.

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I don't know, maybe he was. But there is Wayne Coin,

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the lead man of the Flaming Lips, dressed like he always is. Yeah,

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suit jacket, huge fro. What
my hair would look like if I

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just kept it growing, dressed like
a pinata. And I just remember we

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were all drunk, and I think
Cash was kind of the lead dog in

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this, and we all start going
wine whine. Hey, guys, what's

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going on? He doesn't know a
single one of us, stoned out of

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his mind. Were just there to
see He was on like two rows in

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front of us watching Radiohead. Okay, I remember that. I don't remember

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us screaming, Wayne sound like us. That might mean you we did it.

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Definitely, I'm pretty sure We're like, oh, that's Wayne Coin.

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Nah. We yelled at him and
came over. All of us are yelling

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wine. That doesn't sound like something
any of us would do. Wang after

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a radio No, we were yelling
wang because I'd pulled it out for a

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minute. You guys were ponting,
ponting, yelling wang. And then he

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turned around. He came to see
and then instead of shaking our hands,

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you shook your Peenis Tom's up there
trying to delicately perform exit music and he

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just hears with somebody is somebody saying
Wang Wang. I'll have you know,

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A they were done playing and B
they didn't play exit music that night.

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I remember being at that show,
and I remember also I remember somehow I

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got it was either a sweet ticket
that somebody had that offered it up,

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or I was in a seat that
was about as far away as you can

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get, and it felt like such
a disconnect. And I love Radiohead as

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much as any other band, and
I don't know, it didn't impact me

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the way that the I was at
the five or oh six show and the

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Inn Rainbow Store at STARplex, which
is still to this day the single greatest

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concert I've ever been to. I
absolutely love that. That is were you

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you were in the pit for in
Rainbows where you I was really close.

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I was probably about maybe twelve to
fifteen rows back behind the pit or in

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GA, Like, were you standing
in the standing front or the seats?

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It was it was seats. It
was a little bit behind the Okay are

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you talking? So this was this
was at StarPlus. Yeah, but I

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was standing room in the they had
the GA pit. Still, No,

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I don't. I think I was
actually in an actual seat, but you

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find yeah, yeah, well,
because they and King of Limbs. That

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tour specifically, it was very the
lighting was kind of like small, and

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it created like a little house over
the stage, and if you were sitting

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way outside of that, I think
I can totally see what you mean of

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sitting outside. The feeling outside the
venue almost it felt much like when we

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saw Metallica. Yeah, and it's
one once you haven't a ref you did

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and drove like a madman trying to
get out of there. Once you experience

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a band in an intimate fashion,
whether you're close up at a big venue

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or in a smaller arena, and
then you see him again and you might

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not have the best seats. It's
just never going to match that, No,

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And I think that I've seen some
of my favorite bands in those ways.

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The second best concert I ever went
to, and I may have told

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you guys this before, was in
nineteen eighty six. Traveled from Knox City

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to Fort Worth with a buddy of
mine from high school. We were still

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in school, and I think this
was over a weekend. Showed up.

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Metallica was opening up for Ozzy Osbourne
and it was on their Master of Puppets

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tour. Cliff Burton was still alive. It was about maybe about two or

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three months before, maybe a few
weeks before he died in that bus crash,

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and we ended up getting just miraculously
about fourth row seats, center stage

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ticket, the last ticket at this
yeah, at the booth, and some

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reason we just fell into our laps
and it was incredible, like I could

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not believe what I was seeing.
And then seeing them again at Jerry World,

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so far away, so disconnected.
Yeah, it just yeah, you're

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kind of it's I might as well
have been watching it on TV. I

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struggle with the oh, well,
I think we all do right. The

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Jerry World concert and even the Global
Live Field concert I've been to a couple

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of those too, and asked,
I've never seen the Strokes before. It's

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a weird time to see them for
the first time in twenty twenty three.

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Yeah, and never seen the Red
Hot Chili Peppers before. And I like

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them both very casually, but do
like them. And I was like,

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you want to go? And I'm
not like being snobby or saying it didn't

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sound good. It was far away. Yeah, outdoors, which is always

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a wild card when you're mixing outdoors
sound. I saw The Strokes at Gypsy

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Tea room on their very first tour, the first time through DFW, and

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they play for about thirty four minutes. That's all they had. That's all

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they had, and that's what Julian
said from the stage, and they finished

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their last tune, which I believe
was New York City Cops. They played

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every song from h Is This It? And at the end of it,

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he addressed the crowd said we're not
gonna do it on core because we don't

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have any more FN songs. Good
night, and just drop some Mike and

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they all walked off and the show
was over. The house lights came on,

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We'll go on there, and it
was great. It's awesome. So

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yeah, that incredible. I could
go the rest of my life never going.

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I've never been to a Cowboy game
at the new Stadium, not one

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time. I could go the rest
of my life and on my deathbed look

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back and go you know what.
I never went and saw the Cowboys at

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at and T and I will not
have one rigirt, not one. We

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gotta get Danny. I just don't
care. We got to start to go

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fund me get Dingu to the Cowboys
game next year. It's not a matter

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of I know enough people that would
probably give me a free ticket that have

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tickets or access to them. I've
been offered tickets and I'm like, no.

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You need to experience the glamour of
Jerry World. Yeah, dude,

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Sunday Alexis, Texas is there every
week, sing and go Cowboys. It's

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the greatest stadium ever that's ever been
created. You need to go experience it.

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And it's not just the Cowboys.
You can also see the Washington Commanders.

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Dude. You can see Tyler Battish
and Drn's Armstrong play football, Dan

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Quinn's revenge. Think about the storylines. When do we know do we know

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they play like home and away.
Yeah you know, yeah we do.

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Oh yeah, who do they play
interesting here this year? I look at

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that all the time, and I
have pulling it up now because I do

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like to pinpoint a few. I
also as a Packers fan, you know,

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sometimes my family we make a few. I'd say about every other year

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on average. Movie once every three
years we get up to Green Bay and

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go to a game and just have
the best weekend and it's just awesome.

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Cowboys will play at home this year
against obviously Eagles, Giants, Commandy's Oh

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these are trash Saints. That's Danny's
team though, Oh, that is your

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squad, the Saints. You can
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and wear it to the game.
Buccaneers Detroit Lions. Then you can get

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some Texans, Ravens and Bengals.
That's pretty good. Texans, Ravens and

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Bengals all perennial AFC contenders next year, Mike, these are playoff teams goal

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lower Bucks Lions. I could see
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four games. Next year. You
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Texans at home. Dan Quinn's going
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almost would not care. Awes used
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because we get I mean, you
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on the plane, you know,
to go on cowboy trips, and I

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never really got old boy a little
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out and be like, all right, where And I was there long enough

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to where I had a little bit
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in early and be like, Hey, this is the trip I want to

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take, and you're like, wait
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all right, what city do I
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to stay in the best hotel in
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police escort, and it's fun.
Like I got to go to a few

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cities that I'd never really had been
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I don't have that anymore. We
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the road against all of our normal
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Atlanta Falcons, Okay, Carolina Panthers, Charlotte's a fun city. Pittsburgh

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Steelers, Cleveland Browns. You know
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it. Pittsburgh is awesome. Love
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place to see a game too.
Never been to Cleveland I ever wanted to

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go. Never been to Cleveland.
Oh no, I have been to Cleveland.

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I'm sorry. I'd never to Cincinnati. That's the one I kind of

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want to go to. Do.
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a beautiful day and there was like, they have a river right there,

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and there's boats coming up to eat
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the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
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but it was perfect weather. It's
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she's looking her absolute best. Yeah, because I bet Cleveland gets terrible sometimes.

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But hell Like, I went to
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and it was gorgeous. I'm like, dude, Buffalo rocks. We could

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just look at Buffalo, picture it
under hell fire conditions of minus eleven for

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a month straight and be like,
I can see how this place sucks.

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But Cleveland was nice. What do
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Dallas and Fort Worth? They think
it's a concrete jungle. I bet they're

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highly confused. So wait, I
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Dallas. I mean it is,
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it is actual Maybe not? Maybe, Well, are are there other cities

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that are like outside of New York
Minneapolis? Paul was thinking of that.

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It's like Fort Worth is this is
Saint Paul's South, right. I remember

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Old Simpson's joke and I can never
find it. And frankly, I don't

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know if I just made it up
in my head, but it was Krusty

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the Clown, Krusty with a k
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Jackie Gleeson and Kevin from the office. It was the latest Bailest impressions,

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and Crusty was trying to justify his
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huge in Dallas, fort Worth,
Well, fort Worth, long before I

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ever crossed my mind to live here
or anything. But I just thought it

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was a funny joke. Well,
I can't even google it and find it

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now. Really, yeah, and
Simpsons every script is out there and you

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don't recall the episode. This is
fifteen years before I moved here, it

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was thirty five years ago. Maybe
it's out there now. Let's look,

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you know what, somebody will text
it to us. You'll find it.

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There's a website when I worked because
I worked for the Simpsons for a little

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bit, and even they, the
writers and everyone are like, look,

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if you really need a research done, go to SNPP, which is a

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Springfield National power Plant, I think. And it's the website that's like the

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hub of everything Simpsons, including I
think, every script and every fact and

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every you know, and it's independent
of the Simpsons. But they're like,

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it's just so good, we can't
possibly build something that would keep up with

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them. Jeopardy does like that every
episode, every question, every winner,

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what the score is when it goes
to commercial break after round one. I

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mean, it's an almanac. I
love almanac. Now. Almanac's for my

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favorite band I was talking about earlier. Every song they ever played, stats

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covers you name it, how many
times it's opened, And I love stats

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you do. But there's no other
city. I was thinking, there's another,

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like a popular American city that I
can think of right now that you

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just put, like Dallas for worth
together. You don't do Nashville, Memphis

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because they're not that close, not
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the state. Well, what makes
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It doesn't need to be too different
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do they count Brooklyn? And did
were those individual cities many many, you

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know, a hundred years ago and
then they just it just brused into what

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had to be one place a metroplex, Like your example, Brooklyn to Manhattan

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is so much closer than Fort Worth
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it's such a condensed place. I
wonder if they started as different, like

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yeah, yeah, and that's Brooklyn, but by name it's just Dallas for

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Worth. Is there another one?
I don't think there is that's big too.

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It's I mean that has like the
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Francisco. Oakland is the Bay Area, okay, but I wouldn't consider that

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a metroplex. I don't know what. And then La is just La,

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and then you have neighborhoods, right
yeah, yeah, but I mean Culver

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that's got to be a metroplex.
Yeah, But is it like when there's

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two or more larger cities kind of
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does I guess society as a whole
stop looking at them as different cities like

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Dallas, Fort Worth and or Dude, I think some people do not look

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at it as two different places.
Were we it's North Texas were we were?

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We considered DFW before the airport,
I wonder And because the airport kind

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of in the early seventies was the
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naturally as cities expand there the vinees
end up getting entwined with each other and

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it kind of all connects. But
when does the boroughs of New York just

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all become New York City. Another
one is Tampa Saint Petersburg. Yeah,

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that's definitely one. For Suapa Bay
is just a body of water, you

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know, but the football team is
named after a body of water, not

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even an actual city. Fascinating,
fascinating topic on Weezer Wednesday. No less,

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whoo should Wednesday? Five uh piers
tickets. Let's let's go and set

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it up here. Here's how it's
going down today, nine o'clock. It's

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the Weezer brain Teaser And as you
can imagine, you'll probably have a chance

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to get tickets. Then more on
them later Dingus Morning News eight thirty eight

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o'clock brand new segment that I created
an open four on January twenty fifth.

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We're gonna get to it today with
new topics on it. The pole dance

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and you know it's got It does
involve Dak Prescott. Pizza. Yeah,

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yeah, pizza. What men find
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desirable or ideal mail body, and
the least desirable mail body of the Hollywood

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elite. I don't even know what
the said. Yeah, can you repeat

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that in a different language? For
instance, do you think you're cool?

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No? The pole dance with more
pole dance at eight, seven thirty the

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scuttle, but they're tracking you and
it might be costing you double. What

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is it? Seven thirty? Oh? Yeah? Also at eight o'clock.

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I didn't say it before the pole
dance. We're gonna let five callers come

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in, all right, and we're
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That's an eight, dude. I
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going? Is it only six twenty
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want to go home, right,
because I just want everything that's in store.

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I want all this stuff to happen. I want it happen, all

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to happen right now. I'll give
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Yeah, seven o'clock, we are
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is the largest financial wager in AM
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and I something that a big,
a big event kicks off tomorrow and Mike,

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Danny and I are going to have
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huge dollars attached to it. If
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of us seven o'clock, this one, this one is going to hurt somebody,

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part two of two people and someone's
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wind fall. One person's gonna get
to retire. And then coming up next,

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are you ready, I'll let you
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we need two people to call in. We're doing it all day. It's

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Weezer Wednesday. We gotta s load
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you can win your first pair of
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minutes, it's time for the Spring
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eight seven, nine seven one.
We need two contestants to play along with

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Danny and Kevio, and someone's gonna
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ninety seven one in the Freak

