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Go to concede that bed. No, come on, really, I believe

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in you. What floes from the
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Four Finger Discount, dude, welcome
to fourth Finger Discount of the podcast that

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are certainly adequate, and we're here
to review episode j b F zero five.

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It is My fair Laddie. I
am Dando, and I am guys

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sitting here comfortably on my complex heinie. All our Hine's somewhat complex. There

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is individual as your fingerprints. I
mean, I like to think that I

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could pick your Hinnie out of the
lineup, Dando. I but certainly stared

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out long enough. I was a
bit nervous going into this episode. I'm

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not gonna lie because you know it's
Willy and we all know that you don't

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like the Willie, and you know, I look at this and I was

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like, it's the one that's all
about the Willie, and I realized I

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didn't realize I was a kid.
I'd revisited this one since I was a

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child, and I didn't realize it
was my fair Lady takeoff, and I

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rewatched it. I was like,
oh, it's a musical one. He's

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all right, And I actually really
enjoyed the song, so I thought it

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was actually a bit of fun.
Well look, I mean I don't want

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to be um damn it with faint
praise, but nor overpraising. And so

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I will say that the the central
song of this episode summed up the episode

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quite perfectly. Wouldn't it be adequate? This is a very adequate episode.

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I mean, it did not disappoint, but nor did it nor did it

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appall? You know, I was, yeah, I was fairly happy with

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it. I mean, yes,
I've been. I've gone on the record

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about Yeah, I'm not the hugest
fan of grand Keeper Willie. I think

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it can be a bit one note
and they're not not necessarily to my palette,

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but I've found his journey in this
touching, interesting, compelling. I

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was rooting for the guy, and
because I'm always rooting for Willie, and

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you put four in between those two
ways, right, that is correct?

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I hope you are hope you all
heard that. I hope it's on the

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record that I am in fact rooting
for Willie and not anything else, not

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that there's anything wrong with that.
American listeners are probably going, the hell

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are they talking about it? It's
cheering for Yeah, not many people will

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remember the Mel Gibson nineteen ninety nine
action thriller Payback, but the American post

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has got the tagline get ready to
root for the bad guy. And when

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the Australian distributors saw that post that
are like, we're going to change that

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because routing here means something entirely different. I mean, we know we do

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say root for the root for this
route for that, but has has several

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meanings here in the show. It
does it does? I think, you

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know, I don't think we'd say
go on, get down and get in

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your park and root for Geelong.
It's more like, why don't you come

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down and barry for the home team. Yeah, it's funny. It reminds

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me of one of my favorite Simpsons
memes. It's the cho Cho Choose you

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Valentine's card for someone put makes it
a knt rue and says, i'd ru

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ru rucha Australia classy, classy players. As I was saying earlier though,

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that you know you don't like Willy, and I thought this is going to

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be as a horrific twenty two minutes
for guy. But I'm watching this thinking,

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surely he's enjoying this to some extent
because this is this isn't the Willy

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that we're used to. Obviously,
this is um, you know, he's

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a change man. My fair lady
take off. And I thought Willie was

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pretty much when you think of all
the springfield, probably the perfect subject when

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you're taking off, my fair lady, what are your thoughts? I would

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think, so, yeah, yeah, because I mean, he is It's

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either him or Mo, isn't it. And we've sort of had Mo made

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over, haven't we? Well maybe
maybe clearis Clearis is more like a hill

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Willy though is a bit different,
isn't it? That's true? Yeah,

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yeah, And I don't know,
I think we've had a little more exposure

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to Willie. Oh my god,
there's gonna be so many Willie jokes whatever.

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I didn't even mean that one.
That just that just came out,

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if you know what I mean.
But I think we know a bit more

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about Willie than we do about Cleetus. I mean, if Willie is one

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note, Cletus is a quarter of
one note. Yeah. So I mean

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I think you can definitely have a
little room to move in, a little

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room to explore with groundskeeper Willie,
whereas of Cletus. I mean you'd have

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a bit of a heavy lifting to
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out his personality before you then even
changed it. I think a lot of

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the time too. Obviously, I
think he has been gradskiper will He's been

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in the show longer than Cleetus has, but a lot from all of Cletus's

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scenes, it's always been a case
of us laughing at him. Whilst that

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is the case for Willie as well, I think a lot of the time

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we still have a a chance to
laugh with Willie as opposed to just laughing

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at him, because he gets jokes
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that greased me up woman, things
like that, And I just think we've

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had long time viewers have had more
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grand Skipper Willie than they have Cletus. So I think having him as a

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subject, and this one was a
far better choice than say Cletus, because

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it clears for me, whilst I've
laughed at him, it's I would be

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happy, even by season twelve thirteen
to not see Cletus anymore. I just

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don't need it that the joke's been
run into the ground. Now, I

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don't need any more clear dis gags. You're one hundred percent right. I

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don't think he doesn't really add anything
to the show other than just the occasional

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bump punchline at the expense of you
know, some toothless hick. I don't

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think it's necessary. I don't think
it adds anything. Oh yeah, he

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could very easily fade into the distance
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fond where well, just see you
by so long? Do you have many

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memories of My Fair Lady? Have
you? You've seen the film? Yeah,

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I mean I guess it's a speaking
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in the seventies and eighties. It's
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or Sound of Music. Felt like
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on. Yeah, it was kind
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it's a longish movie as well as
it was one of those ones that have

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to start it a little early in
the traditional time, the traditional sort of

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eight thirty movie start. I mean, it's like we're gonna put this on

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a bit earlier so the kids can
stay up and watch all of My Fair

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lady, even though any average child
is going to go, what what is

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the point? Why why am I
watching? Because I do remember it being

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it sounds like a bit of an
exaggeration, but it felt almost felt like

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a bit of an event whenever they
put Wizard of Oz on a because it

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started a bit earlier, and just
because it went for so long, it

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was like, you know, in
for a marathon to this movie, throwing

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the movies long, throwing the commercials
as well. It drags it out to

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like three four hours. Absolutely it
did. Yeah, yeah, But this

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is also one of those musicals,
my fair Lady, where some of the

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songs and some of the lines from
and just the general story gets repeated so

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much and so often that it sort
of you enters into your DNA eventually,

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so you know, you'd find yourself
humming, mmm, wouldn't it be lovely?

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All that kind of stuff. So
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necessarily a an all time classic or
anything like that, but it's certainly one

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that I imagine a lot of people
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my generation. Even if you're not
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time favorites, I'm pretty sure wasn't
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shows. It's certainly with stage shows, yeah, I mean it's I think

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it's one that gets revived every now
and again. You know. I think

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Aliza do Little the central character who
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to you know, a lovely lead
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of meaty role for an actress to
really think their teeth into and make the

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most off. It's sexual politics and
all that and class politics are very very

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retrograde, I think. I mean, you'd have to give it a bit

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of a onceber I think if you
will bring you back in twenty twenty three,

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or you would have to be sort
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a wink. You know. It's
like, we don't really think like this

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any more, do we. You
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for Eliza to you know, speak
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it's probably a bit more. It's
probably a bit cooler in all honestly than

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being push or shows like Jordie Shawl
certainly helped that exactly right. Another reason

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to justify Willie being the choice for
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Cockney. He's got that Scottish accent, so he's from that that side of

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the world, so sort of it
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definitely, But yeah, I just
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the songs were called Adequate, not
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and Longing for the Shack, they
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names. I thought the Adequate Song
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episode. Oh yeah, yeah,
I just thought I just had that upbeat

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adequate. Everyone's sort of like happy, they're all I like when the Simpsons

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family or singing the song and getting
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as always, it's always a lot
of fun that way. It is nice,

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even if you have to see Homer
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it takes exactly what you need.
But you know, as long as everyone's

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part of the fun. Yeah,
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of course one of the most popular
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or musical theater history. So yeah, it's only a natural that the Simpsons

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crew, who seemed to be musical
theater aficionados would really relish the opportunity to

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put their own stamp on it.
Yeah, and they did. Yeah,

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these these were Look, I was
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I said, yea perfectly adequate because
these are a little bit above adiquated Shaw,

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we say it's it's I don't think
you're disappointed all that. Often when

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the Simpsons decided to throw a few
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a pretty darn good job of it, and I think they did so this

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time around. Well, the writer
Michael Price, he says he really loved

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to be able to Sicky's teething because
he's one of them. He's like the

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aficionado when it comes to stage shows
on the Simpsons writing team. So he

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loved writing the songs. But obviously, he said, by the time he

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got to the to the screen,
they'd all contributed and rewritten the songs here

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and there. But um, but
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good job. I thought Dan in
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voice, making him sound Lardi Da
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he does side show mel as well. It could have very easily driven to

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that sort of area, but no, he was um, he kept it.

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It still sounded like Willie, but
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did a really good job of particularly
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yeah, no, a refined version
of of Graund's gable Willie, just

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taking the rough sort of burr edge
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nice little it's like a very nice
single malt goes down smooth. Yeah,

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and as well discussing with our chat
with Jeff but Jeff Bosh, the composer

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of Bluey. Congratulations by the way, Jeff job sorry on new Yeah on

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the release of your Blue Volume two, which came out a couple of weeks

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ago to a huge success. It's
the vinyl that he was discussing on the

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on the podcast is worth like four
or five hundred dollars now and eBay,

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it's hot property. I managed to
get my hands on once. I'm very

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happy about that on the on the
Zoo type Blue Volume two vinyl. But

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as he was discussing in that ALF
class and he's he's dealings with Alf and

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he's the classes he went to.
So what they did was they wrote the

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songs. He sent them to Alph
and then he rewrote the score for this

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episode because this episode has its own
unique score, which I think just think

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it was really fantastic the way he
sort of all pieced it altogether, because

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he actually on the Simpson I think
it's Simpson's Testified, which is like the

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third Simpsons album of music. You
can get the medley on there, and

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he also plays the the medley at
the end of the credit. It's just

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all the songs blended into each other, but it's just the music, and

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you just think it's really lovely music. We've said it before, but I

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think we should say it again because
it bears repeating. I don't think alf

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Clawson actually gets enough love every though
we give him asure of love on this

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show. I mean, he's not
a household name, like a John Williams,

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you know what I mean, Like
my mum would not not even a

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Danny Elphan exactly. Yeah. Yeah, And I mean, of course Danny

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deserves his flowers for Graham. The
Simpsons theme it's iconic, which it's funnily

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enough, so many people don't know
that he did that for his movie scores,

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but it's like, no, he
you wrote the Simpsons them in about

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fifty minutes on the way home.
Oh my god. So when you say

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that to people, it's like he's
actually got that going for him as well,

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which is nice. But yeah,
Alf sort of ties it all together.

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It seems like he's got a lot
more degree of difficulty going on here,

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Alf Clausen, but he just did
continually, continuously marvelous work there.

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Yeah, this episode is a really
good example of that. I know,

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when we talked to Jim Cummings will
saying that, you know, so many

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people say that he's the voice of
their childhood, you would argue that,

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no, for a generation of viewers, Alf Clausen created the music of our

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childhood. Like all that background music, it was always there. But you're

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concentrating on the characters and the dialogue, but that music is always there.

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You know, There's something to be
said for composers who really leave their mark

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on things. I mean, you
mentioned John Williams, of course, Danny

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Elfman. There are many many others, James Horner, there are many others.

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So yeah, it looks so many. Yeah, those are those are

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composers like oh yeah, that's that
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work in the background, like I
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yeah, you may not necessarily know
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to you, oh, I'm suddenly
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of course you'd be able to stop
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I'll get back to you one there, can I can I impress you

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with you like a silly voice instead? Um, but I would say that,

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yeah, the work they do is
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example, he just his music keeps
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hey, we need music that's gonna
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an adventure. John Williams is saying, welcome to the world. Here it

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is. Yeah, And of course
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decorating it for you. Hey,
my favorite So what were your favorite moments

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from my fair Laddy? I'm hoping
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two, yes, by which I'm
into give me what I found The Talking

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Billboard, money Check outside most kind
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just sounds so ridiculous, but I'm
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like that saying extreme push up bra, and it reminded me for some reason.

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I remember that. I think I've
told this story before, so I

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won't. I won't tell the whole
story. But I remember saying to Nikola

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it was her birthday. It was
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it might have been our thirty if
I thirty first, whatever was close,

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but to that, and I jokingly
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to buy a new dress? Wa
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I'll get a booby dress just as
a joke, right, And she comes

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back. She went shopping with a
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dressed up, ready to go if
for dinner. She comes home in the

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booby dress, boobies pushed up to
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I planned a surprise part. Everyone's
like damn, everyone's like surprise, Like

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the surprise was meant to be for
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I was just drowned in high fives
all night but no, but um,

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but yeah, So I enjoyed that
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I just enjoyed the end. No, just Willy be Willy. Where

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she do you think it's a sweet
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I liked it the way it was. What about you? What else

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did you like? One of my
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trade thing, just really going to
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it's good from that angle, but
it's also good that Crusty is like,

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no, he's not sort of taking
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this is a good bit. He
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it from desert, willing to steal
it whether you say yes or not.

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That's true, taking ownership on it. I thought that was a thought that

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was great fun. Anything else you
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so that's where all my soup wet. That's true. I don't thought they

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did a good job because I too, maybe because I did the show with

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you. Now you sort of maybe
dislike Willie, but I mean it's it's

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completely granted your justification for one,
we don't like him, But I thought

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it did a good job of building
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five ten minutes of this episode,
for example, just that in that seen

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in particular where Marge is in the
car waiting with but it starts waiting and

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you think, this poor guy's lost
his shack. But it's just like by

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the way, you got norm nails. I'm going by and it's like,

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this guy's got absolutely nobody's just sitting
there just accepting life. You know,

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well, this is life on the
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In the rain, I was like, well, God Jesus, it is

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one of the great shorthands to create
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being stuck in the rain, I
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We love jumping into a pool,
but if it rains, we're like,

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get the funk out of here,
right, don't can we close wet?

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It's like, why can't your clothes
get wet? You put him in the

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washing machine anyway, it's like going
to ruin. Well, yeah, but

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if you've got no to go,
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I'm thinking, particularly if it's pissing
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I remember one night I was in
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was around this time of year as
well, where things it's starting to get

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cold, and it was a bit
of a rainy night, and yeah,

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the streets were crowded. I passed
maybe three or four people who were doing

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it rough out on the streets,
and you know, you're I don't want

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to sound completely heartless, but often
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go tough break for you, pale, but yeah, on an on this

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night particular, I was like,
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to bad. I mean I was, I was digging into my pockets and

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pulling out any change I hadn't just
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there's an't much made, but God, go get yourself a you know,

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a junior Burger somewhere. So yeah, you're absolutely right. I mean,

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this was good shorthand I'm like,
oh my god, his shack's just you

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know, gone, he's got no
way of rebuilding it out in the rain.

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Even the pots are colander, Oh
terrible. Yeah, And it also

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reminds me when we told of that
story about you making the love of the

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wheeze walk in the rain and Barley, I think it was. And it

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didn't go down Well, well,
yeah, that's the thing. It wasn't

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so much get out and walk in
the rain. It was more like I

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wasn't seeing it as a fun,
romantic moment. It's like, oh,

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let's just run. It was partly
that it was like, oh, look,

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it's not that bad and it's not
that far back to our room.

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And then I realized, oh shit, it is this bad, and it's

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a lot further back to our room
than I imagined. I mean, Lou

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and I pride ourselves. I mean, we we're both very easy going people

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and very non confrontational people, and
plus you know, we're very much on

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the same page. So we've we've
never really fought all that much. I

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mean, we sort of of of
course, disagreed about things, but we've

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never really got in each other's faces
or started yelling or raising our voices to

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express it. Though. But you
know, yeah, I came close to

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dump in your house that night,
She says it with a smile, and

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I hope she didn't really want to
dump in the night, but I mean,

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yeah, I think that was a
moment where she's like this can occasionally

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do something of a dickhead. We've
all been there. The other thing I

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enjoyed before we get into our into
our trivia was the surprise reader. We're

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moderately surprised. It's a nice little
it had a nice play often, Yeah

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I did at the end, Yes, yeah, any more brain busters?

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All right, it's the brainbuster,
Blotbuster, Brainbuster here for my fair Laddy.

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Original release date of this episode was
Febrary twenty six, two thousand and

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six. The clues for the top
three films of the US box office at

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the time. In number one,
we have Dangerous Grandma. In number two,

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we have Dogs, and a number
three, we have Dirtam Dirtam,

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Oh, Dangerous Grandma. Did you
say, yeah, this is a film

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I've never heard of. I'm not
gonna lie. Well, it's not.

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We already did Big Mama's House.
Didn't were a Big Mama's House too.

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It's not that. No, it's
because it's going to do with drag is

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it? Is it a a yeah? Themes that way, well or maybe

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not. Movie just looks like a
dragman but on the cover, but it's

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got reunion in the title. Okay, because once again a black man dressed

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as a woman. Um, let
me look, don't it looks more like

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the post looks like Andy Warhole art. So I can't really tell. Oh

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my god, it's it's got it's
about a family reunion. Dangerous, hang

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on, I think this might be
the This might be the work of one

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Tyler Perry, who is, yeah, a bit of a not the godfather

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of black cinema, but certainly a
titan of m yeah, twenty first century

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black cinema. And one of his
main characters is Medea, Yes, the

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sassy grandma who won't take any backchat
or anything like that. So I think

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this might be Badez family reunion.
You were correct. Yes, I'm just

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looking at the actual pictures now,
and yes, it is exactly what you're

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saying. Yeah, Tyler Perry's cause
done other things outside of a dress.

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He was in Gone Girl, and
I think he was in Star Trek.

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I think it was in like the
first jj A Ram Star Trek. Yeah.

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Sorry, the second one was Dogs
Dogs, Yes, does this one?

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How many dogs? I'll give away
the movies if I say that.

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I think this might be eight Belows
starting a late Paul Walker and eight Dogs

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this was a really nice movie.
Actually, okay, there's nothing like Dogs

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because that was shitouse No, No, Snow Dogs was absolutely gob no.

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But this was this was quite forgotten
the exact plot, but I think Paul

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Walker went he had like a team
of sled dogs. He was an explorer

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in the Antarctic or something like that, and either his dogs rescued him or

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he to rescue at least one of
his missing dogs. And oh, it's

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really nice. And Walker, who
was not the greatest actor, but in

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certain roles he was really quite good
and really quite effective. He had a

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really good relationship with those dogs.
Yeah, I just didn't remember enjoying that

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a lot. Rest in peace ball
Walker. And the third one was So

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if this is two thousand and six, I can't tell you because if it's

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either it's either The Pink Panther the
reboot of The Pink Panther serrying Steve Martin

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as Inspector Cluso, or it's The
Pink Panther two because they did make a

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sequel to it. Which one do
you reckon that is due six? Well,

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flipping a coin, I'm just gonna
say Pink Panther one, yes,

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so Bubbling Inspector Cluzo must solve the
murder of a famous soccer coach and find

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out who stole the infamous pink panther
diamond. I think Beyonce might be in

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that as well. Oh okay,
I never saw this one. I didn't

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even know this what existed. I'm
gonna lie, that's like, like we

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said last week, there's that here
between like two thousand. Maybe she doesn't

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fight twenty fifteen, but I just
like, I'm gonna start doing a podcast

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on this, I think, either
on the four Finger discot network or is

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a Guy David solo project just about
because I'm not sure. I don't think

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everyone feels this way because but I
think maybe people of a certain age dues

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like there's a period when you know, you and pop culture you're just sort

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of out of step with one another. Yeah, you were talking about this

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last week. Yeah, yeah,
And it's like and the two thousands are

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like there for me. But I'm
sure there are good movies out there,

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but there are others that just like
slip right under the right out of here,

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out of your head. Yeah,
exactly, And I think the Pink

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Pants was certainly one of those.
Next question, you there eating the past.

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Okay, donkey, mister Davis,
this time for some trivia here from

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But my first question for you,
mister Davis, is how many laps had

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got home paid? Homer paid for? I said, guy pa for he

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paid for fifty laps? He did? Yes? Yeah. A response question

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to you, which lab was he
on when he had a go cut malfunction

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for some reason? Number fourteens in
my head? Is it anywhere near it?

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You've got that number in your head, but it wasn't the number that

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was on screen. He was on
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Okay, okay, he was going
to forty seven more laps when they've fled

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Fred Flintstone car. But if I'd
paid for something like fifty laps and I

405
00:25:56.920 --> 00:26:00.039
was three laps, and I'm like, I'm gonna at least get some of

406
00:26:00.119 --> 00:26:03.480
my money's worth, right, pain
or no pain? My next question for

407
00:26:03.519 --> 00:26:07.680
you is during the song adequate they
the kids hold up tests. What was

408
00:26:07.720 --> 00:26:10.599
Bart score on his test? Is
that your next one? He smile?

409
00:26:11.920 --> 00:26:15.359
Bart score was a D minus.
Again. Response question, what was Lisa

410
00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:18.599
scool A plus or a There was
a something? No much? You've got

411
00:26:18.599 --> 00:26:22.920
a B plus no shit B plus, which is surprising you know, because

412
00:26:23.000 --> 00:26:26.680
that's adequate for Lisa. I guess
yeah, I guess yeah. I mean

413
00:26:26.680 --> 00:26:33.160
there's an old saying about, you
know, the gentleman sees sees get de

414
00:26:33.240 --> 00:26:34.680
grease, He's get grees man.
I haven't heard that one since high school.

415
00:26:37.319 --> 00:26:41.039
Okay, And my final question for
you is when Home has got the

416
00:26:41.039 --> 00:26:47.480
advertising all over him in the bed
reelect two fourth Circuit judge cha, yes,

417
00:26:47.640 --> 00:26:49.400
is that your last question? It
was a question. I got one

418
00:26:49.440 --> 00:26:52.119
more question for you if you want
it hit me? What are you?

419
00:26:52.920 --> 00:26:57.960
What date is the school science Fair? Oh? I have no idea.

420
00:26:59.039 --> 00:27:03.160
What was it? It is January
at twenty nine. January twenty nine,

421
00:27:03.039 --> 00:27:07.599
show the calendar its own stage in
the very end of the week. But

422
00:27:07.640 --> 00:27:11.680
then you see thirty and thirty one, it's like, yes, well,

423
00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:14.839
I speaking of that. By the
way of Home's advertising. What do you

424
00:27:14.839 --> 00:27:17.039
think of the Hommer b plot in
this? I thought it was actually feasible

425
00:27:17.079 --> 00:27:21.000
in the believable Homer storyline. One
that doesn't take he could have done this

426
00:27:21.160 --> 00:27:23.240
at work. I just wish we
had a scene of him, whether it

427
00:27:23.279 --> 00:27:26.599
be like the most I know you
need the mob billboard gag. That's why

428
00:27:26.640 --> 00:27:29.319
they did that at most but him
being at work and still doing this on

429
00:27:29.359 --> 00:27:32.279
the side. So that's where that's
in the Golden Year, Homer. We'll

430
00:27:32.279 --> 00:27:34.160
be doing side hustles on the side
of his job. Now they've never bothered

431
00:27:34.160 --> 00:27:37.599
to sort of show his job.
It's just he's doing these side hustles.

432
00:27:37.599 --> 00:27:40.319
It's like, I just wish we
got a scene of him just to remind

433
00:27:40.400 --> 00:27:41.119
us. Now he still doesn't work
at the power plant. You know,

434
00:27:41.119 --> 00:27:45.319
he still doesn't work there. Yeah, as much as they're making jokes about

435
00:27:45.400 --> 00:27:47.799
do you have a job? Yeah, I think that would have been a

436
00:27:47.839 --> 00:27:51.039
good thing, But no, I
like the other side hustle b blood in

437
00:27:51.039 --> 00:27:53.279
this what I mean, we've all
sort of thought about how can we use

438
00:27:53.640 --> 00:27:56.680
not not all of us, right, but when you're off a teenager or

439
00:27:56.680 --> 00:28:00.319
whatever, it's like, should I
get a tattoo of like pep see or

440
00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:03.279
something I shot like a brand or
some guy on meek and that I remember

441
00:28:03.279 --> 00:28:04.960
there. I had a friend who
what did he get? It's like a

442
00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:07.880
local business. Can't remember what it
was, but it was like the local

443
00:28:07.880 --> 00:28:10.839
tattoo parlor and you got the tattooed
on his neck so that he got free

444
00:28:10.880 --> 00:28:12.319
tattoos for life. And I'm like, yeah, that's there forever and they

445
00:28:12.359 --> 00:28:18.759
go out of business. What's the
points job was like, yeah, that

446
00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:22.880
was war I at my first tattoo. But I mean you always have well

447
00:28:22.880 --> 00:28:27.599
you're not always, but you will
occasionally have someone saying if you if you're

448
00:28:27.640 --> 00:28:30.880
wearing a T shirt that says like
Levis or something or Abercrobbie and Fitch or

449
00:28:30.920 --> 00:28:33.319
Country Road or some label or whatever, it's like, why are you giving

450
00:28:33.359 --> 00:28:37.559
these guys free advertising? You know? Things like that? Um, that

451
00:28:37.640 --> 00:28:41.680
was actually taking of a real story. I forgot to write the name there,

452
00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:45.240
but Algan was saying during the commentary
that there was a guy who I

453
00:28:45.279 --> 00:28:48.480
think it was a five year deal
he had advertising and he got he got

454
00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:53.799
paid seven hundred bucks a year.
Like why would you do that? When

455
00:28:53.839 --> 00:28:59.039
you said seven hundred bucks, I
was like a month, so I mean

456
00:28:59.160 --> 00:29:03.440
a week, yeah, a month
a year? No, it sucks.

457
00:29:03.519 --> 00:29:07.119
Apparently whatever the company was, they
got eight hundred new clients in the first

458
00:29:07.240 --> 00:29:11.720
year from him doing it. So
I'm like, this guy's understold himself terribly.

459
00:29:12.279 --> 00:29:18.440
Absolutely. Do you remember this is
a while back, but there was

460
00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:22.359
a player at the Gelong Football Club
Whiskers. Yeah, Gary Hawking, who

461
00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:27.599
renamed himself for at least one day
or one week a week Whiskers, the

462
00:29:27.680 --> 00:29:33.839
Catfrey brand Whiskers. The commentary had
to say Whiskers has the ball. Now

463
00:29:33.839 --> 00:29:38.559
it was a charity thing. He
wasn't doing it for himself. His real

464
00:29:38.640 --> 00:29:44.640
nickname was Buddha Budda Hocking. He
was every nineties kids favorite Gelong player.

465
00:29:44.680 --> 00:29:48.759
Everyone loved Buddahocking. He really was. He was tough as they come,

466
00:29:48.519 --> 00:29:52.240
as they come, weird looking rock
and mullet that was just he was holding

467
00:29:52.279 --> 00:29:56.119
onto the mullet even though it was
out of style, and as a curly

468
00:29:56.200 --> 00:29:57.920
mullet, not just a mullet,
as a curly mullet. Yeah, it

469
00:29:59.440 --> 00:30:02.319
was a bo in the fighting mouth. Yeah, it was awesome. And

470
00:30:02.359 --> 00:30:04.480
he was just a lovely guy.
Because this is back before Australian DAWs football

471
00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:07.720
has got paid enough to actually justify
a wage, so they'd all have second

472
00:30:07.799 --> 00:30:11.799
jobs and decided to help cover everything
because they didn't get paid enough. And

473
00:30:11.799 --> 00:30:14.759
I remember Buddahocking. He used to
work for the youmth of the council and

474
00:30:14.799 --> 00:30:17.759
he was a garbageman, was he? Well, he was working for the

475
00:30:17.759 --> 00:30:19.880
council because that was one of his
giah because Paul Couch was was was our

476
00:30:19.960 --> 00:30:22.839
garbo Paul Couch number seven foot long
at the time, he was my garbageman.

477
00:30:23.400 --> 00:30:27.200
Yeah. And then Buddhohocking he might
have been the goveragement from at the

478
00:30:27.240 --> 00:30:30.119
point, but he was working for
the cancel at this point, and I

479
00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:33.839
was fixing the road on our street
and then we'd go up and kicked the

480
00:30:33.880 --> 00:30:36.400
footy with Buddhohocking and kick the footy
with us and stuff. He had signed

481
00:30:36.400 --> 00:30:38.119
on this stuff, and I remember
I gave um because Gary Ablett sen he

482
00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:41.000
was my favorite player. It was
everyone's, everyone's. He was like god

483
00:30:41.119 --> 00:30:45.119
to which a long fans right,
and and only gave him a post and

484
00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:48.440
I said, could you please get
Gary able to sign this for me?

485
00:30:48.519 --> 00:30:52.519
And motherfucker Buddohocking took that poster and
he went away and he came back and

486
00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:55.640
he was like, I'm really sorry, he's no ledder sign it because he's

487
00:30:55.640 --> 00:30:56.920
got the AFL logo on it,
and he's not later signed anything that has

488
00:30:56.920 --> 00:31:00.319
the AFL logan on it because they're
going to get resold. But he got

489
00:31:00.480 --> 00:31:03.440
he printed out this sheet of paper
with a with Gay Ablett's photo of it

490
00:31:03.559 --> 00:31:04.880
and said two Brandon Best, which
is like he actually got him, he

491
00:31:04.920 --> 00:31:07.440
made the effort to get and that
another picture didn't have the logo, and

492
00:31:07.480 --> 00:31:10.680
going to side, I'm like,
this is you went to the effort for

493
00:31:10.720 --> 00:31:12.200
it to get a signature of some
other player for a kid, I'm like,

494
00:31:12.200 --> 00:31:17.279
what an absolute legend, one hundred
percent champion. Yeah, because you

495
00:31:17.319 --> 00:31:19.799
know, it's memories, memories,
not just that stick forever. You know,

496
00:31:21.160 --> 00:31:22.480
absolutely, it's not just how you
perform on the field, it's how

497
00:31:22.519 --> 00:31:26.079
you perform off the field. You
gotta be an ambassador for your club.

498
00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:30.359
Yeah, and we did. We
did. My dad was so happy of

499
00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:32.640
what he did for me that my
dad with fishing and not caught like a

500
00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:34.799
ship let of I don't know why. I remember specifically it was flounder,

501
00:31:34.880 --> 00:31:40.039
right because and we went up there
and we gave him some flounder to eat,

502
00:31:40.359 --> 00:31:41.319
like some some fresh flander. He
was like, oh, beautiful,

503
00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:45.000
like flanders my favorite fishing obviously wasn't
but like he took it. Next day

504
00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:49.880
he had flounder sandwiches and I was
like, what a legend. Buddhohoking was

505
00:31:49.920 --> 00:31:52.920
just fucking working on our street for
the week. We just hanging out of

506
00:31:52.920 --> 00:31:55.599
Buddha all week. What a good
time that was. So yeah, the

507
00:31:55.640 --> 00:31:59.759
upshot of this is buddhocking top Like, yeah, I mean I was six

508
00:31:59.880 --> 00:32:01.680
or seven at the time, but
he may be a gelong fan for life

509
00:32:02.640 --> 00:32:06.720
for doing that. And yeah,
so that's a good way of going about

510
00:32:06.759 --> 00:32:08.440
it, Homer. Maybe not the
good way of going about it, although

511
00:32:08.680 --> 00:32:12.599
watching this, I was like,
Wow, he's the original influencer. Yes,

512
00:32:12.759 --> 00:32:15.039
but it's called headvertising. By the
way, there's actually termed for headvertising.

513
00:32:16.400 --> 00:32:19.599
I know they mentioned the show and
I'm like, oh, that's a

514
00:32:19.640 --> 00:32:22.799
neat phrase at the sentence writer's coin
but no, actually real. Yeah.

515
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524
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is in the description of this podcast. So the original airdate of My Fair

525
00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:09.640
Laddy was February twenty six, two
thousand and six. It was written by

526
00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:13.799
Michael Price, directed by Bob Annison. The wash no chor gab, but

527
00:33:13.839 --> 00:33:15.400
the couch gag was the one that
we've already seen before where it's filmed in

528
00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:20.240
claymation and all six balls roll up
as well as gumby. Apparently these guys

529
00:33:20.279 --> 00:33:22.720
did all the claimation work on The
Simpsons now when we had that that religious

530
00:33:22.759 --> 00:33:28.119
video that time was a take off
of the Yes, Yeah, definitely,

531
00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:30.319
so they did all that stuff and
then in claimation the same company did all

532
00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:35.920
this. But the episode kicks off
with Skinner introducing Missus Pommelhurst for the last

533
00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:37.359
time because when she returned, she
won't be Missus pommel Hurst. Well she

534
00:33:37.960 --> 00:33:43.480
she will indeed be mister Pummelhorst,
the new shop teacher, and I don't

535
00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:52.119
know, a nice very mid two
thousand's mix of sensitivity and a bit of

536
00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:54.319
a sneaker. Yeah. I um, I was like, I don't think

537
00:33:54.359 --> 00:33:58.519
they would include this joke anymore,
but anyone, I don't believe they would

538
00:33:58.640 --> 00:34:01.240
know moving a wrong swiftly though,
But our coach Krupp has arrived and I

539
00:34:01.279 --> 00:34:06.920
listened to the commentary. They were
raving about, you know when when the

540
00:34:06.960 --> 00:34:08.119
movie Dodgeball come out. By the
way, let's see this, this had

541
00:34:08.159 --> 00:34:10.880
to have been a takeoff because they
talked about stories from when there were kids

542
00:34:10.880 --> 00:34:14.559
and they had they used to play
Bombarbo, which apparently wasn't Dodgeball, but

543
00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:16.559
they told me what the rules when
I was like, pretty much Dodgeball,

544
00:34:16.840 --> 00:34:20.679
but you know, They're like,
it just was too much. I was

545
00:34:20.760 --> 00:34:23.840
like, this is just really annoying
that bombarbent Bob Barb and I'm like it

546
00:34:23.880 --> 00:34:27.079
was funny a couple of times,
but you just kept going with it,

547
00:34:27.079 --> 00:34:30.480
and they thought it was really funny. And I guess Dodgeball would have been

548
00:34:30.480 --> 00:34:31.199
hot at the time because that came
out, what two thousand and four,

549
00:34:31.239 --> 00:34:35.480
What is say Dodgeball. I'm wondering
when Dodgeball actually came out, Like sture,

550
00:34:35.559 --> 00:34:37.679
we look it up. I'm looking
it up right now. Dodgeball came

551
00:34:37.719 --> 00:34:39.000
out in two thousand and four.
Yeah, true, Underdog Stone. There's

552
00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:42.239
a sequel coming out. I read
somewhere or did I dream that. I

553
00:34:42.360 --> 00:34:45.039
read that the other day as well. Yeah, that Vince Vaughan's back.

554
00:34:45.079 --> 00:34:46.159
Vince Vaughan's coming back. I don't
know if they're going to get Ben Stiller

555
00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:51.920
back, but well I saw a
picture of them looking older and bolder and

556
00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:53.960
fatter, and Ben Stiller was in
the photo with him in his gear.

557
00:34:54.000 --> 00:34:58.239
So whether they've been in a film
recently dressed as that, I don't.

558
00:34:58.239 --> 00:35:00.800
I'm not too sure. But anyway, that was a big film. It

559
00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:04.159
was a huge film in two days
before, so I guess, you know,

560
00:35:04.199 --> 00:35:07.440
it's about a year later. I
guess I was sort of riding the

561
00:35:07.320 --> 00:35:12.199
waves of that. So yeah,
but this wasn't funny to me. Yeah,

562
00:35:12.239 --> 00:35:15.000
if you're going to ride the dodgeball
wave, just have dodgeball rather than

563
00:35:15.079 --> 00:35:19.360
bombardment. I mean, like you
said, they're essentially the same thing.

564
00:35:19.480 --> 00:35:21.519
But mats time. I actually had
an interesting story during the end of the

565
00:35:21.519 --> 00:35:24.199
commentary where it's in the eighties and
I'll playing Bombardment and he's laying on the

566
00:35:24.239 --> 00:35:27.400
floor and the teacher walked up and
the scene where he walks up and smashed

567
00:35:27.440 --> 00:35:29.199
his bart. He did the same
thing to him, but he said he

568
00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:31.440
put his hand up to defend himself
and the teacher broke his tongue. And

569
00:35:31.480 --> 00:35:34.960
he's like, man, imagine it
has happened. Now he goes, there'd

570
00:35:34.960 --> 00:35:37.760
be lawsuits and there'd be money in
my pockets. I'll be getting free education

571
00:35:37.800 --> 00:35:39.239
for life. But he goes,
nothing happened. Teachers got away with it.

572
00:35:40.679 --> 00:35:45.599
It's the eighties, brother, Well, that was the days of quote

573
00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:49.960
our quote Latin in the local parentus
where the yeah the teacher was essentially your

574
00:35:50.000 --> 00:35:53.639
dad. Yeah, yeah, just
dad, the gourd. I can't comprehend

575
00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:58.679
the idea of being hit by the
teacher, obviously, my dad said,

576
00:35:58.800 --> 00:36:00.280
you when he was at school,
he's get smacked on the hand or the

577
00:36:00.360 --> 00:36:02.920
ruler and things like that. And
I was like, can you imagine.

578
00:36:04.519 --> 00:36:07.079
I just I just I can't fathom. It's kind of like how Aliot would

579
00:36:07.079 --> 00:36:08.559
never be able to fathom my world
without the Internet. You know. It's

580
00:36:08.559 --> 00:36:13.599
just I can't believe that that was
still a thing when my dad was a

581
00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:15.719
kid. No, I kept a
spanking from a from a teacher, from

582
00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:19.440
a teacher, you as well,
yeah, yeah, yeah, back in

583
00:36:19.480 --> 00:36:21.800
the day, back in the seventies. Absolutely, I was a kid,

584
00:36:21.800 --> 00:36:24.360
and of course i'd acted up,
I'd i'd misbehave, But man, come

585
00:36:24.440 --> 00:36:29.239
on me being institutionalized. I'm like, I had it. Commen, what

586
00:36:29.320 --> 00:36:31.320
did Bobby saying about that? Was
he just was it just expected? You

587
00:36:31.360 --> 00:36:35.159
had a comment? Well? It
just an accepted thing, was it?

588
00:36:35.800 --> 00:36:42.280
Yeah? Very much. I can't
believe that. That's crazy. When did

589
00:36:42.280 --> 00:36:45.159
they outlaw it, like in the
eighties. I think it was sometime in

590
00:36:45.199 --> 00:36:49.679
the eighties or nineties, I'd have
to I never got smacked. I was

591
00:36:49.719 --> 00:36:51.960
a nineties kid, so it must
have been the eighties. But I just

592
00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:54.480
can't imagine kids being spanked by teachers. I mean, you look at some

593
00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:57.480
kids now and it's like they probably
does. I mean, being a teacher

594
00:36:57.480 --> 00:36:59.960
now, it's probably harder than ever
because there's no camp with the fear of

595
00:37:00.000 --> 00:37:02.039
guide into kids anymore. You know. Oh yeah, my sister used to

596
00:37:02.039 --> 00:37:06.000
be a teacher. Well she still
is, but she's not as full time

597
00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:09.119
as she was. And she was
like, oh no, I wouldn't.

598
00:37:09.639 --> 00:37:13.760
I wouldn't recommend anyone go into it
now. If I can't beat the shit

599
00:37:13.800 --> 00:37:19.440
out of kids ain't doing it that
correct, but yeah, so um so

600
00:37:19.519 --> 00:37:22.719
yeah, this whole scene is just
about bombarb and Bart's worried at breakfast,

601
00:37:22.760 --> 00:37:24.199
and March says, tell you regularly, regular bully. He won't like it

602
00:37:24.280 --> 00:37:28.199
one bit. Let me get the
introduction to the Homer story as well.

603
00:37:28.239 --> 00:37:31.000
So Hommer's ruined his last pair of
pants and the only ones that understood his

604
00:37:31.039 --> 00:37:34.840
complex. Heinie, and he explains
how he did it. He was go

605
00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:37.920
karting and he's bump dragged on the
floor, on the on the the ashphalt

606
00:37:38.360 --> 00:37:44.320
and and ruined his pants. And
I liked the montage. Didn't ruin his

607
00:37:44.360 --> 00:37:50.239
ass And maybe he's squirting. Yeah, and I like the montage. She

608
00:37:50.320 --> 00:37:52.760
has the signs so no pants,
rainbow of pants, no blue blue pants

609
00:37:52.760 --> 00:37:58.239
cafe. We do not sell blue
pants. This is so weird because I

610
00:37:58.360 --> 00:38:01.039
tend to think the blue is like
the fault pants color. What's jeans,

611
00:38:01.199 --> 00:38:07.800
yeah, I guess yeah. But
even with slacks yeah, or Chino's blues.

612
00:38:08.199 --> 00:38:12.360
You see. I think you see
blue pants more often than just about

613
00:38:12.400 --> 00:38:15.039
any color. I think it's more. I think I think what's when it's

614
00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:16.920
like nice, nice pants? I
think people were more claimed to go like

615
00:38:17.119 --> 00:38:22.320
a brown or a beige. Now
maybe I think it's blue, black and

616
00:38:22.400 --> 00:38:25.440
gray. I say that I'm wearing
blue, blue pants. I got blue

617
00:38:25.480 --> 00:38:30.480
jeans, blue shirt, blue pants. I am. I am all blue,

618
00:38:30.559 --> 00:38:35.719
right? I am? I am
blue from the color of my of

619
00:38:35.840 --> 00:38:39.440
my shirt, my lovely pullover,
blue jeans, blue socks. I haven't

620
00:38:39.519 --> 00:38:43.119
checked my underpants. Should I check
my underpants? Yeah? Check them.

621
00:38:43.119 --> 00:38:45.280
I've misplaced my underpants. I did
not believe that this show was going to

622
00:38:45.360 --> 00:38:50.239
go a little blue, but it
certainly hats I can't a friend those listeners.

623
00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:55.920
The guy is very blue. Dubber
d Dubber Day. I remember hating

624
00:38:55.960 --> 00:38:59.480
that song back in the day.
Now it's just it comes on and it's

625
00:38:59.519 --> 00:39:01.199
just I think it's just reminds you
of being the nineties again. So you

626
00:39:01.199 --> 00:39:05.880
just have that sort of attraction time, care free time. At the time,

627
00:39:05.880 --> 00:39:07.000
it was everywhere. I mean,
I liked it. I liked it

628
00:39:07.960 --> 00:39:09.440
as a kid, but after a
while I was like, yeah, there's

629
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:16.039
enough now moving on. Yeah,
but just you're starting with that whole you

630
00:39:16.119 --> 00:39:22.239
know, Yeah, listen, here's
a story and then the kids, um

631
00:39:22.239 --> 00:39:28.440
blue dah kick it in. But
it has it has a really good start

632
00:39:28.440 --> 00:39:30.039
though, like you were saying,
um, big butts, the song goes

633
00:39:30.079 --> 00:39:36.159
doom. It's got that start where
I have for sixty five song goes here,

634
00:39:36.159 --> 00:39:38.320
it is there, it comes yo, listen, I've got time to

635
00:39:38.320 --> 00:39:45.239
put my drink down. So we're
back at school now. And one thing

636
00:39:45.239 --> 00:39:47.400
I liked about this though, when
they were lining the kids up from bombarb

637
00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:50.159
and I'm making them line up to
throw the ball at them, was it

638
00:39:50.199 --> 00:39:52.119
had the mats against the wall protecting
the wall from the balls, but not

639
00:39:52.159 --> 00:39:58.920
the kids. Their bart finds the
teacher's diary and what was on Christmas?

640
00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:02.440
Did you see that? Double bombar? Double bombardment? My only question about

641
00:40:02.719 --> 00:40:07.880
this is, since when do they
have pe every day? True? Why

642
00:40:07.880 --> 00:40:10.280
are they at school on Christmas Day? Yeah? It's um, I don't

643
00:40:10.280 --> 00:40:14.920
know, it's unless he's subjecting his
family double bombardment, which I wouldn't put

644
00:40:14.960 --> 00:40:16.119
it past this guy. Yeah,
I would basically know. He seemed like

645
00:40:16.199 --> 00:40:21.320
a very you know, carrying a
husband and father and provider when he was

646
00:40:21.360 --> 00:40:23.480
at the restaurant. Yeah, like
he has to stay for the world besides

647
00:40:23.519 --> 00:40:27.880
his family, but pro family he's
there of course. Yeah yeah, well

648
00:40:27.920 --> 00:40:31.079
who does not exactly. But then
fills the water balloon and freezes it.

649
00:40:31.119 --> 00:40:35.159
And he finds Lisa's sacks in the
freezer, and I've got here, this

650
00:40:35.239 --> 00:40:37.320
must be one big fucking freezer,
putting a saxophone in that freeze. I

651
00:40:37.559 --> 00:40:40.159
want, I want to freeze this
big because our freezer is always full.

652
00:40:40.400 --> 00:40:43.840
Whenever we have to put something new
into the freezer. It's like playing Tetris,

653
00:40:43.880 --> 00:40:47.400
pulling things out, rearranging, opening
things up precisely, our precisely.

654
00:40:49.119 --> 00:40:52.719
It's like, I really should get
some of these dishes that I didn't with

655
00:40:52.760 --> 00:40:55.840
my batch cooking and thinking, oh, I've got meals for the next you

656
00:40:55.880 --> 00:40:59.320
know, however long, it's like
you never eat them. That's been in

657
00:40:59.320 --> 00:41:02.199
there for six months. I'm not
gonna get that soup. It's like I've

658
00:41:02.239 --> 00:41:06.360
got three sausages here from like two
summers ago. Why they're still in here?

659
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:12.320
Then help year, sir, My
Dadger says, no more. Brombardment,

660
00:41:12.559 --> 00:41:17.119
Well, here's the second opinion,
monster, your worst I'm drunk.

661
00:41:17.400 --> 00:41:29.239
Well, welcome to a a Always
attack him, Simpson, Simpson, Bart's

662
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:35.039
got a nice ball. What is
your major mouthfunction? Simpson? You will

663
00:41:35.119 --> 00:41:38.880
defrost train and surrender that ball,
and then I will use it to bombard

664
00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:44.480
you bombardment can't tell her, so
he throws it at him, smashes the

665
00:41:44.480 --> 00:41:46.199
window and somehow destroys a shack with
it. I'm like, i know why

666
00:41:46.239 --> 00:41:52.679
the shack exploded, but whatever,
I'm astonished at upper upper body strength and

667
00:41:52.760 --> 00:41:57.480
he was able to field and it
really picks it up and throws it at

668
00:41:57.519 --> 00:42:00.320
the attracting that gold to smash is
just a visual guy. But then they're

669
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:05.039
helping Willie rebuild his shack and Bart
suggests, you know, rather than do

670
00:42:05.079 --> 00:42:07.079
this, got a revine with the
rusted out car and says, don't be

671
00:42:07.119 --> 00:42:09.239
getting my hopes up. Finally get
my heart broken, and Marge ryo was

672
00:42:09.239 --> 00:42:13.039
time to go home, and he
says, you know, I've finished the

673
00:42:13.719 --> 00:42:15.679
nail board over by the way,
you added nails, and I'm like,

674
00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:19.159
nails. So sorry for the guy
here. He's been no house, no

675
00:42:19.159 --> 00:42:21.519
one gives a shit, no love
from anybody. Now he's sitting there in

676
00:42:21.559 --> 00:42:22.320
the rain with a colndar over his
head, and yeah, I thought it

677
00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:25.840
did a really good job of building
that sympathy, because up to this point

678
00:42:25.880 --> 00:42:29.800
of the last day, three or
four seasons, he's had no redeeming qualities.

679
00:42:29.800 --> 00:42:31.000
Really, Willie, he's just been
annoying. He's been mean, he's

680
00:42:31.039 --> 00:42:35.079
been vicious. Yeah, he's always
been horrible to the kids. But here

681
00:42:35.119 --> 00:42:38.079
they made you steal feel somewhat sympathy
for him. Oh, absolutely do,

682
00:42:38.280 --> 00:42:42.840
Yeah, even I did. Who's
you know? Hard? When it comes

683
00:42:42.840 --> 00:42:46.159
to groundscable Willie is cold, black
and shriveled. M He's now in the

684
00:42:46.400 --> 00:42:49.920
Simpsons house having a sleep on the
couch, or he's getting ready for a

685
00:42:49.920 --> 00:42:53.480
bet on the couch like these Jammie
jams quite nice, and he offers Marge

686
00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:58.599
in return for his um for the
place to stay. He's a sculpture made

687
00:42:58.599 --> 00:43:02.039
of lost retainers, but she pretends
to like and it looks I like this

688
00:43:02.119 --> 00:43:06.639
and the way it goes, and
she destroys it in the in the sink

689
00:43:06.679 --> 00:43:10.199
what they called the dad this disposal. Yes, or whenever I see those,

690
00:43:10.239 --> 00:43:15.559
I just think of Gramlins digit I
just think of like that was a

691
00:43:15.559 --> 00:43:19.440
gruesome death for that grandmin by the
way it really was. I don't know.

692
00:43:19.719 --> 00:43:21.719
I don't know if I've got like
a death wish or something, or

693
00:43:21.800 --> 00:43:23.519
just like a morbid sense of curiosity
is like I may if I put my

694
00:43:23.559 --> 00:43:28.039
hand in there what would happen.
It would be destroyed and it would be

695
00:43:28.119 --> 00:43:31.880
very pain will be but obviously we
will never know unless we actually lose a

696
00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:35.079
limb. But I know there's stories
from people who lose limbs. They're just

697
00:43:35.159 --> 00:43:37.800
like they say, you can still
feel it there even when it's not there

698
00:43:37.840 --> 00:43:40.360
because you're so used to having it
there. Phantom pain or phantom limb syndrome.

699
00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:43.800
Absolutely, yeah, it must.
It would be a lot to get

700
00:43:43.920 --> 00:43:46.079
used to. I was just always
watching that Gremlins and I'm like, you

701
00:43:46.119 --> 00:43:49.159
know, they're horrible or things,
but I'm like, this thing got like

702
00:43:49.840 --> 00:43:53.320
chopped up from the feet up.
I'm like, the thing's like going the

703
00:43:53.400 --> 00:43:57.199
whole body's getting like he's going through
the writhing in pain all the way up

704
00:43:57.280 --> 00:44:00.360
until it gets to like the vital
organs that you required to live. Then

705
00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:01.960
he starts dying. But like she
went head first, it's like it's done.

706
00:44:01.960 --> 00:44:07.760
You're over quick death. But this
thing's from the feet up. But

707
00:44:07.000 --> 00:44:10.079
you know, he's so willing,
just can't believe it. You know that

708
00:44:10.079 --> 00:44:13.880
the citizens offered him his house.
You know, he's say thankful, and

709
00:44:13.960 --> 00:44:15.880
Lisa says, what do you set
off for Squalor? And he says,

710
00:44:15.920 --> 00:44:19.760
you know, I'm just used to
it. My family's been doing this for

711
00:44:19.840 --> 00:44:22.320
years, and now my grandfather was
setting to the minds to check to see

712
00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:23.920
if it was safe for the canaries
and things like that. So any of

713
00:44:24.000 --> 00:44:28.079
course things are. Wouldn't it be
adequate to take off of which song from

714
00:44:28.079 --> 00:44:35.719
my fair lady, mister Davis?
Would it be lovely? All I want

715
00:44:36.119 --> 00:44:44.960
is a place somewhere, and that's
it. Maybe you could aim a little

716
00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:52.239
higher. Well, let's see,
Oh to have me shock rebuilt? Gets

717
00:44:52.320 --> 00:45:00.800
my dentyeth old drills something on underneath
michils. Oh, oh, dan it

718
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:12.159
be adequate, matching shoes for both
me feet gaining on unchanted meat? Oh,

719
00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:17.039
toilet, what still has its head? Oh? It be adequate,

720
00:45:19.320 --> 00:45:30.400
adequate, adequate, Who dandy be
adequate? I love it. All I

721
00:45:30.440 --> 00:45:38.480
want is a place somewhere where.
That's it. Exactly quite funny. It's

722
00:45:38.480 --> 00:45:40.719
like Willie that he doesn't want for
much, He just wants. He wants

723
00:45:40.719 --> 00:45:45.159
the band necessities in life. Well, just as Home was the original influencer

724
00:45:45.360 --> 00:45:50.880
um groundscaper, Willie is the original
minimalist. Exactly right at Lana Mean have

725
00:45:50.960 --> 00:45:52.960
to sing any song, Willie realizes
that he would like a life. It's

726
00:45:53.039 --> 00:45:55.800
somewhat more normal than what he's got. Now, at least it gets the

727
00:45:55.800 --> 00:46:00.519
idea to turn him into a proper
gentleman for the Science Fair, because even

728
00:46:00.599 --> 00:46:02.599
deep down anyone can be civilized.
He knocks himself out with the hammer.

729
00:46:02.960 --> 00:46:07.880
Now, was this where they make
the bet? Yes? So I think

730
00:46:07.920 --> 00:46:09.480
ye, because Bart says I don't
reckon you could. Yeah, because yeah,

731
00:46:09.480 --> 00:46:14.719
that's part of the original um My
Fair Lady story as well. That

732
00:46:15.119 --> 00:46:19.480
Henry Higgins who's the elocution coach who
says I can turn a liesa do a

733
00:46:19.519 --> 00:46:21.920
little into a lady. I think
he's got his motor says, well,

734
00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:24.480
but you can't. And yeah,
they you love doing that accident. You

735
00:46:24.519 --> 00:46:32.400
always pull a funny your face when
you do it. You can't. I

736
00:46:32.440 --> 00:46:37.400
didn't think it was a funny face
funny, but you have like your cockney

737
00:46:37.400 --> 00:46:44.199
face, which is basically a squint
when it's all looked like a cockney part

738
00:46:44.239 --> 00:46:49.320
and shake my head a bit as
well when I anyway, Um, I

739
00:46:49.360 --> 00:46:52.440
don't think it was a missed opportunity
on the part of the episode, because

740
00:46:52.480 --> 00:46:54.119
I think what they do they do
pretty well all this time around. But

741
00:46:54.159 --> 00:47:00.599
I think it could have been interesting
if because they've made this bet Bark could

742
00:47:00.599 --> 00:47:06.320
be kind of trip could be trying
to trip up Willie and yeah mess mess

743
00:47:06.360 --> 00:47:10.480
with Lisa's efforts to to gentrify him. Yeah, I think it might just

744
00:47:12.519 --> 00:47:15.960
it might have just added an unnecessary
wrinkle to the episode. But I think

745
00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:19.280
it could have been fun as I
think it works perfectly well as it is.

746
00:47:19.440 --> 00:47:21.159
If you can't do it though,
Yeah, it makes more sense as

747
00:47:21.199 --> 00:47:22.960
I do it properly because you could
have easily cut the Homo b plot out

748
00:47:22.960 --> 00:47:25.280
of this episode. It doesn't have
any bearing on the actual story, does

749
00:47:25.320 --> 00:47:30.280
it actually really? I know,
No, I just think that I think,

750
00:47:30.920 --> 00:47:34.320
yeah, yeah, I think the
writers were probably in love with that

751
00:47:34.360 --> 00:47:38.880
whole a bit about just the terrible
advertising campaign for the Blue Pants. I

752
00:47:38.880 --> 00:47:44.159
think they want more than anything else, they wanted that gag. Yes at

753
00:47:44.199 --> 00:47:49.320
the world Wide Pants who got their
name be four Letterman. I remember in

754
00:47:49.360 --> 00:47:53.119
the nineties watching Letterman when they finally
started showing it on Australian TV and the

755
00:47:53.400 --> 00:47:58.079
yeah, the production its production companies, Worldwide Pants, Oh Letterman, oh

756
00:47:58.519 --> 00:48:05.119
you scamp. I remember like a
lot of shows like the little production company

757
00:48:05.159 --> 00:48:07.719
things at the end, like you
have vivid memories of these, like the

758
00:48:07.719 --> 00:48:09.719
shows, but you also when you
hear the theme song, you hit that

759
00:48:09.760 --> 00:48:12.880
a little bit at the end that
goes with the themes, like the outro,

760
00:48:13.199 --> 00:48:15.159
Like there was one it was like, you stinker. What show was

761
00:48:15.199 --> 00:48:19.360
that? I'm pretty sure that was
David E. Kelly, who did like

762
00:48:19.400 --> 00:48:22.320
a whole bunch of legal shows like
Boston Legal and GAILI McBeal and things like

763
00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:29.079
that, you stinker, you stinker. When I was married at the time

764
00:48:29.079 --> 00:48:30.320
and now I used to always used
to say that to my wife, and

765
00:48:30.320 --> 00:48:36.280
she'd say to me because I was
very flatulent. But I think the one

766
00:48:36.280 --> 00:48:37.719
I remember most is just after the
end of Family Times. It was a

767
00:48:37.840 --> 00:48:44.960
sit ubu sit good good boy.
Yes, but at least he's trying to

768
00:48:45.000 --> 00:48:46.960
teach poise, pronunciation and posture.
She asking to stand up straight and he

769
00:48:46.960 --> 00:48:50.199
feels like he's too far off the
ground and he falls over. Then we

770
00:48:50.280 --> 00:48:52.039
get home or arriving at well by
pants and then I said, they've got

771
00:48:52.039 --> 00:48:54.760
no blue pants yet. You know
the sales pummeted after their Super Bowl ad.

772
00:48:55.199 --> 00:48:59.400
When you no longer feel when you're
knowing a keV you're attracted to women

773
00:49:01.159 --> 00:49:07.159
I'm going to draw a really long
bow. Is Eli Stern the fourth Do

774
00:49:07.280 --> 00:49:09.280
they basically just use the Hank Scorpio
teamplate. He looks a lot like Hank

775
00:49:09.280 --> 00:49:14.039
Scorpio to me, I can't recall. Let me have a look. I

776
00:49:14.079 --> 00:49:17.039
will now. I could be completely
wrong there, and everyone could say,

777
00:49:17.559 --> 00:49:21.719
guy, you're a fool. Speaking
of Hank Scorpio, We've just released a

778
00:49:21.760 --> 00:49:23.800
new Hank Scorpio shirt courtesy our pals
at uncle Rico. So if you want

779
00:49:23.800 --> 00:49:28.800
to get ten percent off your entire
can't You can type in the code four

780
00:49:28.880 --> 00:49:32.679
finger at uncle rico dot com dot
au and check out the Hank Scorpio shirt.

781
00:49:32.679 --> 00:49:36.519
It's pretty awesome. There's a new
one coming out soon with another beloved

782
00:49:36.599 --> 00:49:38.920
character, voice by one Phil Hartman. I wonder who that's going to be,

783
00:49:39.440 --> 00:49:43.639
Oh my gosh, but just be
careful with your type four finger on

784
00:49:43.719 --> 00:49:52.519
the internet. God only knows where
he could lead blue pants nah nah,

785
00:49:52.880 --> 00:49:55.679
I mean, if you if you
want it to be, maybe Fred to

786
00:49:55.719 --> 00:50:02.840
cut that bit out. It's um
nah ah right. But the other thing,

787
00:50:04.039 --> 00:50:07.679
and I think I'm probably a little
more secure about this because I read

788
00:50:07.719 --> 00:50:14.599
it on Wikipedia, was that the
disastrous Super Bowl ad for Blue Pants was

789
00:50:14.639 --> 00:50:19.519
a takeoff of some Calvin Klein ads
from the from the mid nineties that were

790
00:50:19.719 --> 00:50:23.159
a bit of a bit controversial back
in the day because they basically looked like

791
00:50:23.199 --> 00:50:28.840
they were amateur porn filmed in someone's
in someone's basement. You know. It

792
00:50:28.880 --> 00:50:32.800
was a whole bunch of like,
really, you know whatever kids shout out

793
00:50:32.800 --> 00:50:37.760
to our summer of five feet?
Was it Summer of four feet two?

794
00:50:38.239 --> 00:50:44.000
Sum four fo yes, summer episode, Yeah, you know whatever. But

795
00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:49.440
it was a bunch of kids like
that sort of wearing various Calvin Klein outfits,

796
00:50:49.480 --> 00:50:51.800
and but they also looked like like, hey, do you want to

797
00:50:52.000 --> 00:50:54.199
those pants look like they might be
chaffing and do you want to take them

798
00:50:54.239 --> 00:51:00.800
off? Issue that caused a great
deal of controversy and also sold a ship

799
00:51:00.840 --> 00:51:04.960
down to Calform clown Pants. In
fact, there was like underaged kids or

800
00:51:04.960 --> 00:51:08.039
something. Yeah, it looks I
don't know if we're allowed to say the

801
00:51:08.079 --> 00:51:14.880
words child pornography on this show without
getting demonetized. But it basically looked like

802
00:51:15.920 --> 00:51:20.320
amateur porn starring people who shouldn't be
an amateur porn. Okay, then it

803
00:51:20.400 --> 00:51:24.039
doesn't sound very which gave it the
sweet tang of forbidden fruit. Remember when

804
00:51:24.039 --> 00:51:28.440
you could just have ads, it
was like full blown sexy and I just

805
00:51:28.480 --> 00:51:30.440
get away, Like for example,
where the chick with the the ant eater

806
00:51:30.599 --> 00:51:34.559
or the kids or whatever. Oh
yeah, sick Rex six. I'm like,

807
00:51:34.840 --> 00:51:38.199
holy Chris, you could never do
that. Now they wearing those line

808
00:51:38.239 --> 00:51:43.320
on the line on the on the
bed and a nicky sexy underpants with ants

809
00:51:43.320 --> 00:51:47.880
growling over and just Rex goes to
town on him and well, but I

810
00:51:47.960 --> 00:51:52.519
mean back in back in my day, they see that I'm pulling that face

811
00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:58.000
again and I'm not even doing the
cockney accent. Back in my day when

812
00:51:58.039 --> 00:52:00.599
I was a kid, actually had
a brand of any hose called sexy Legs.

813
00:52:01.159 --> 00:52:06.199
Okay, Yeah, and you know
the TV air was like, oh

814
00:52:06.480 --> 00:52:09.519
sexy Legs, and you know,
basically I wouldn't be walking the street and

815
00:52:09.679 --> 00:52:13.639
you know with a nice legs and
her nice sixty legs pantyhose and all these

816
00:52:13.719 --> 00:52:27.079
dudes just like that app Basically it
was sexual harassment in brime time, oh,

817
00:52:27.320 --> 00:52:34.039
the nineties, the eighties, the
seventies. But anyway, getting back

818
00:52:34.039 --> 00:52:35.840
to the episode, Yeah, so
they're talking about the add and yeah,

819
00:52:35.880 --> 00:52:37.239
thought, yeah, was quite funny. Just that when you don't care if

820
00:52:37.239 --> 00:52:39.559
you're attracted to women. I'm like, I feel like I'm almost there.

821
00:52:39.599 --> 00:52:43.599
I'm just like, yeah, I'm
happy I've got Nicola. You know what,

822
00:52:43.760 --> 00:52:45.119
what are you fuckingone thinks? I
mean, I'm still I'm trying to

823
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:47.880
stay in shape form Nicola. But
it's not the case I'm letting my stuff

824
00:52:47.880 --> 00:52:52.599
go. It's just a case of
there comes a point where you don't care

825
00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:55.320
what anyone else thinks about you.
It's just as long as you're your spouse

826
00:52:57.079 --> 00:53:00.679
care, you know. But precisely
yes, he asked mister Stern, if

827
00:53:00.719 --> 00:53:04.360
he can build up public interest,
will they remake the blue pants? He

828
00:53:04.400 --> 00:53:07.320
goes, yeah, sure. Lisa
was now reading Genteel's Ben Guide to Etiquette,

829
00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:10.440
and you know she gives up because
it's just not working at all with

830
00:53:10.840 --> 00:53:14.760
Willie. And we get the flashback
here of his dad yelling at him when

831
00:53:14.760 --> 00:53:16.320
he was born, before he even
cut the cut the cord. I was

832
00:53:16.360 --> 00:53:21.920
like, I really, guy,
Yeah, yeah, no, he's just

833
00:53:22.199 --> 00:53:24.480
fa b this kid. Yeah,
let h cut it for himself last than

834
00:53:24.599 --> 00:53:28.639
his last time they really talked.
Then the bullets. Now in the commentary

835
00:53:28.679 --> 00:53:30.559
they said they thought, well,
they're already doing a parody of one musical

836
00:53:30.639 --> 00:53:32.840
wise or do another. That's why
they got the around the World in eighty

837
00:53:32.920 --> 00:53:36.960
days? Gay here, okay,
then is that why they did that?

838
00:53:37.159 --> 00:53:43.280
Yeah, it seems a little uh
necessary but random? Yeah, and the

839
00:53:43.320 --> 00:53:46.239
whole around the world in eighty days? Now does he feels so stupid now

840
00:53:46.320 --> 00:53:50.239
because like I literally go around the
world like thirty hours now if you want,

841
00:53:50.280 --> 00:53:54.800
or two in a plane. But
well you try. No, but

842
00:53:57.079 --> 00:54:02.960
guy, this isn't the sixties,
the eighteen sixties. Yeah, but I

843
00:54:04.119 --> 00:54:07.320
imagine Harmon now in bed and she
finds the blue pants headvertising glows in the

844
00:54:07.400 --> 00:54:12.039
dark. It's not supposed to.
And then Lisa's final test he as she

845
00:54:12.079 --> 00:54:14.760
goes, well this doesn't work,
then whatever, that's not just going to

846
00:54:14.800 --> 00:54:16.679
give up? Now me get the
whole. What flows from the nose does

847
00:54:16.719 --> 00:54:20.679
not to go on my clothes.
I thought Dan did a really good job

848
00:54:20.679 --> 00:54:24.199
with the delivery. He didn't date
Yeah, yeah again, I take off

849
00:54:24.400 --> 00:54:30.280
of the rain in Spain falls mainly
on the plane. Yes, so that's

850
00:54:30.519 --> 00:54:36.559
you know when, oh my god, I think she's got it. What

851
00:54:36.880 --> 00:54:42.519
flows from the nose does not go
on my clothes. I think he's got

852
00:54:42.599 --> 00:54:46.280
it. Oh yes, he's got
it. What flows from the nose does

853
00:54:46.440 --> 00:54:54.960
not go on my clothes. We're
talking mirror. Where is that ghastly flow

854
00:54:55.960 --> 00:55:06.639
the nose, the nose? Oh
bac blue pants? Blue pants? Dad,

855
00:55:06.920 --> 00:55:10.920
get your own song. Fine,
I'm getting blue pants in the morning.

856
00:55:13.239 --> 00:55:16.880
Ding dong bus gonna shine. The
songs really fun In this episode of

857
00:55:16.880 --> 00:55:21.440
I Thought, and you get the
talking mirror and Homer walks in blue pants,

858
00:55:21.960 --> 00:55:25.960
blue pants, and then Homer is
now at Mos and the ads working

859
00:55:27.000 --> 00:55:30.480
on all the bathlies like Lenny and
Carly and go buy some blue pants as

860
00:55:30.519 --> 00:55:34.000
well. It's funny how advertising just
works sometimes. Can you remember the last

861
00:55:34.039 --> 00:55:37.119
time where you have been influenced by
advertising without realizing and then the dawn on

862
00:55:37.199 --> 00:55:39.639
you, like, wait a minute, I just got manipulated. My brain

863
00:55:39.719 --> 00:55:44.320
has got manipulated by that sign or
that ad or whatever. I think that

864
00:55:44.440 --> 00:55:46.119
it usually works. It's usually food
for me, Like a KFC add a

865
00:55:46.119 --> 00:55:50.920
coming, I'm like, I really
want KFC now? Oh yeah, well,

866
00:55:50.960 --> 00:55:54.599
I mean I think you and I
spoke about the our pals are hungry,

867
00:55:54.679 --> 00:56:00.239
Jack's we're doing them. Oh check
out these boneless chi can thigh Pride

868
00:56:00.760 --> 00:56:05.679
numbers. They go God damn,
that looks nice. I'm going hungry Jaxon,

869
00:56:05.800 --> 00:56:07.920
you basically said to me, don't
do it. Yeah, don't do

870
00:56:08.000 --> 00:56:12.320
it, man, don't fall for
it like your cousin had had it or

871
00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:15.559
something. And I was like,
my unclear the picture and I was like,

872
00:56:15.719 --> 00:56:19.599
goodness, gracious, that looks terrible. But yeah, I think I

873
00:56:19.679 --> 00:56:22.840
did say the podcast Elliott, did
somebody say KFC, Like Alliot literally quotes

874
00:56:22.880 --> 00:56:25.519
the ad. I'm like, I
don't know whether I'm a bad parent or

875
00:56:25.599 --> 00:56:34.639
not, but KFC, you've done
a great job. And I feel like

876
00:56:34.760 --> 00:56:39.440
every fast food restaurant has their one
song that they really just used to perfection

877
00:56:39.679 --> 00:56:44.800
like that. I don't I don't
don't care. That's that's KFC's one,

878
00:56:44.920 --> 00:56:50.119
right, Do remember Hungry Jackson used
to have the hungry everyone seductively eating the

879
00:56:50.159 --> 00:56:53.199
hamburgers. Well, look at you, I can't. That was a good

880
00:56:53.239 --> 00:56:59.079
one. What was Maca's song?
They're Jingle? I didn't know, I'm

881
00:56:59.199 --> 00:57:01.599
loving it. They had like timber
Lake doing that for a while, didn't

882
00:57:01.599 --> 00:57:06.119
they all? Did? They?
Really? Okay, so maybe I don't

883
00:57:06.119 --> 00:57:08.320
even do that anymore. Just sucked
at some stage, you know, that

884
00:57:08.440 --> 00:57:13.159
didn't mean sort of moonheaded creature.
Yeah, okay, yeah I don't remember

885
00:57:13.199 --> 00:57:15.159
that one, but I just not
McDonald's have just sucked the fun out of

886
00:57:15.280 --> 00:57:20.280
every aspect of their business. Now
you're walking down and just feels like this

887
00:57:20.559 --> 00:57:22.199
is what people in the sixties vision
the future would be. Like, this

888
00:57:22.320 --> 00:57:24.159
is it. You go in there, you're looking at a computer screen,

889
00:57:24.199 --> 00:57:29.679
You're not getting any human contact.
It's just so it's so nothing. And

890
00:57:29.800 --> 00:57:31.440
plus they all look like, you
know, they were designed by Ikey.

891
00:57:31.920 --> 00:57:37.639
Now, yeah, they're also boring. Yeah, I mean, look,

892
00:57:37.719 --> 00:57:42.880
I am for figure discounts residence.
Remember when guy? But yeah, occasionally

893
00:57:42.920 --> 00:57:45.000
you see memes of like remember when
McDonald's just looked like this and it was

894
00:57:45.079 --> 00:57:51.800
this sort of red and yellow plastic
extravaganza and there's just a Ronald McDonald statue

895
00:57:51.840 --> 00:57:53.320
on the on the seat you get
photo next to him, and that that's

896
00:57:53.360 --> 00:57:59.320
just a very tasteful sort of blonde
wood and a nice booth kind of things.

897
00:57:59.360 --> 00:58:01.880
So I don't want this from my
fast free. I want my daycore

898
00:58:01.960 --> 00:58:05.760
to be as cheap and tacky as
the food I'm putting in my mouth.

899
00:58:06.000 --> 00:58:07.559
Yeah, if you watch, if
you play SIMS and you go, you're

900
00:58:07.599 --> 00:58:10.199
building a fast food restaurant and just
click default. That's what mac Donald's is.

901
00:58:10.280 --> 00:58:15.599
Now, it's just like default everything, it's just yeah. But while

902
00:58:15.599 --> 00:58:19.440
we're talking fast food, which we
very mully ended up a two week episode,

903
00:58:19.719 --> 00:58:24.199
four figured this count case's done with
the great one of the done,

904
00:58:24.239 --> 00:58:28.679
one of the great back flips of
recent times. And I don't think they've

905
00:58:28.719 --> 00:58:30.440
even really advertised all that much.
But for a while in the name it

906
00:58:30.519 --> 00:58:34.400
was gear Kentucky Fried Chicken. For
goodness knows how long. It was like,

907
00:58:34.679 --> 00:58:37.079
we'd better not call it fried.
That's good, that's you know,

908
00:58:37.280 --> 00:58:39.639
not healthy. So we went to
KFC. Everyone knew would have meant but

909
00:58:39.920 --> 00:58:44.679
you know, everyone loves a good
acronym. But now you know, you

910
00:58:44.760 --> 00:58:49.320
pick up your thirty nuggets for ten
bucks or whatever it is, the box

911
00:58:49.480 --> 00:58:51.679
is Kentucky Fried Chicken. I'm like, yeah, it's back. Baby.

912
00:58:52.440 --> 00:58:55.920
Can't keep the colonels down for long
because you can see the court and everything

913
00:58:55.960 --> 00:59:00.639
now said the other day did last
week. Colonel would just flipping you the

914
00:59:00.679 --> 00:59:05.519
bird, like, but this is
the thing because every fast food restaurants trying

915
00:59:05.559 --> 00:59:08.880
to go healthy and KFC are just
like, what do people want? Oh,

916
00:59:08.920 --> 00:59:15.000
that's right, junk food food Pole
wants saturated fats and plenty of them.

917
00:59:15.360 --> 00:59:19.280
I gave um hey KFC last last
week and I said, you're a

918
00:59:19.320 --> 00:59:21.239
Kentucky and he goes, I want
KFC. I said, yeah, do

919
00:59:21.280 --> 00:59:23.760
you want your Kentucky? And you
know, he's only four, but he's

920
00:59:23.760 --> 00:59:27.159
always known it as KFC. I
have to explain it to him now and

921
00:59:27.199 --> 00:59:30.599
now on the way to daycare someone, he goes, can we have Kentucky

922
00:59:30.679 --> 00:59:32.960
fried chicken for dinner? He's like, see, I remeber. I was

923
00:59:34.000 --> 00:59:38.079
like, well, I'm remembering,
but no. Also no, but yeah,

924
00:59:38.119 --> 00:59:42.519
it was just like can we have
Kentucky fried chicken? But just as

925
00:59:42.599 --> 00:59:45.239
silly as it sounds, maybe smile. I'm like, oh, it's Kentucky

926
00:59:45.280 --> 00:59:49.960
fried chicken again, just waiting for
him to say, can I have dirty

927
00:59:50.000 --> 00:59:52.519
bird for dinner? The dirty Bird? Yeah. So the billboard at the

928
00:59:52.559 --> 00:59:57.079
funder moses not working very well.
Then we get another was that the science

929
00:59:57.119 --> 00:59:59.920
Fair? Now it's very distinguished science
Fair. Don't you think everyone's in suit?

930
01:00:00.360 --> 01:00:02.599
More adults they thank children. How
did it become the social event of

931
01:00:02.639 --> 01:00:06.519
the season exactly? I don't know, but it suits the story, I

932
01:00:06.599 --> 01:00:10.000
guess. And Martin's got his device
there measuring surprise, which I thought was

933
01:00:10.840 --> 01:00:16.239
as useless as this is. I
appreciated it, surprised. And then Lisa

934
01:00:16.280 --> 01:00:22.280
introduces G. K. Willington esquire, yes, and Agnes thinks he's very

935
01:00:22.360 --> 01:00:25.280
hot, mummy like, and I
know, I just I can never get

936
01:00:25.320 --> 01:00:30.079
on board for Agnes being sexually active. No, I'm all over it.

937
01:00:30.440 --> 01:00:34.400
Yeah, I know you would be
missus k though I can be for sure,

938
01:00:34.519 --> 01:00:37.800
and you can get me anytime you
want, handsome boink slut. I

939
01:00:37.920 --> 01:00:43.320
don't tell everyone like that again with
the slut, yeah, Willie. Then

940
01:00:43.480 --> 01:00:45.679
sings are the tune which is to
the to the of the Tales of the

941
01:00:45.760 --> 01:00:49.719
Vienna or something, the Vienna Woods
or something on those lines, I believe.

942
01:00:49.760 --> 01:00:52.480
So yeah, it's not one of
my most well known tunes from My

943
01:00:52.599 --> 01:00:57.440
Fair Lady, but it's it's it's
in there, it is what it is.

944
01:00:57.920 --> 01:01:04.079
You're a smash. It feels so
sublime. I feel like I could

945
01:01:04.159 --> 01:01:12.840
be indoors all night, could use
a fall and knife and never soil my

946
01:01:13.480 --> 01:01:22.440
soul. I could be so polite, start another seele fight and still not

947
01:01:23.280 --> 01:01:31.920
feel like a fruit. A very
nice that there's no lies in my hand

948
01:01:34.480 --> 01:01:45.360
and my toenails. I don't bite. Now that I reach the stage where

949
01:01:45.440 --> 01:02:01.280
I'm not full of rage, I
could be indoors. Indoors an Skinner is

950
01:02:01.280 --> 01:02:05.079
about to announce the winner. I
would have liked here because he says,

951
01:02:05.119 --> 01:02:07.599
we went to announce the winner.
I'm really surprised that Lisa didn't enter one.

952
01:02:07.119 --> 01:02:09.199
And then Lisa says, yeah,
I haven't know he's in playing sight

953
01:02:09.239 --> 01:02:12.519
blah blah blah. What does he
say he's an announced the winner or just

954
01:02:12.599 --> 01:02:15.320
say was he just say attention to
everybody? I think he says he's going

955
01:02:15.360 --> 01:02:16.840
to announce the winner, because it
would be nice if he was about to,

956
01:02:16.960 --> 01:02:20.719
or what it to Martin? And
then G. K. Willington steals

957
01:02:20.760 --> 01:02:22.360
it from Martin, like rips it
off Martin's clothes or something. I don't

958
01:02:22.400 --> 01:02:27.239
know, but um, everyone's stunned. They can't believe it, and we'll

959
01:02:27.280 --> 01:02:31.039
get the game there. So it
moves the stunned, the the surprise surprise

960
01:02:31.119 --> 01:02:35.480
measure, and then it's revealed to
be Willie and you see monocle ladies sound

961
01:02:35.519 --> 01:02:39.000
in there next to him. Yeah, she's just sat in there and Agnes,

962
01:02:39.199 --> 01:02:42.920
he says. Skinner says to Agnes, athing Clai you didn't get into

963
01:02:42.920 --> 01:02:45.480
it with him? Who says I
didn't. We come back from commercial now

964
01:02:45.719 --> 01:02:51.360
and Lisa has one first prize.
She's got no room on her academic wall,

965
01:02:51.400 --> 01:02:52.880
so she puts it on the sports
wall. We wished I had an

966
01:02:52.960 --> 01:02:57.440
ice hockey reference there in some ways? Oh yeah, yeah, because what

967
01:02:57.599 --> 01:03:00.880
was she She was a participant in
what was it? Soccer? I this

968
01:03:00.920 --> 01:03:04.559
one here is just a bowling party. I think it's a birthday bowing bowling

969
01:03:04.559 --> 01:03:06.960
center. It wasn't even like a
sport. It's like a party, I

970
01:03:07.000 --> 01:03:09.880
think. But now you have a
friend. And Willie arrives for more lessons

971
01:03:09.960 --> 01:03:13.519
and he says, what's today?
He's going to be how to smoke a

972
01:03:13.559 --> 01:03:16.039
pipe while summoning a falcon? And
then he sends feather by home, and

973
01:03:16.079 --> 01:03:19.400
I'm like, so where is he
living now? If it's not at the

974
01:03:19.400 --> 01:03:22.400
Simpsons home and he hasn't got a
shack, I imagine he's just flitting from

975
01:03:23.719 --> 01:03:27.760
Springfield lady to Springfield lady. He's
doing the couch to. He noting the

976
01:03:27.840 --> 01:03:30.320
couch to. Why wouldn't you?
That sounds like a hell of your time

977
01:03:30.360 --> 01:03:35.760
to me? Yeah, be the
easy rider. Yeah, this gag here,

978
01:03:35.840 --> 01:03:37.480
I liked, But then I thought
about the logic of it, and

979
01:03:37.639 --> 01:03:42.519
makes no sense, particularly from a
visual perspective. So Largo being stuck on

980
01:03:42.519 --> 01:03:44.440
the roof, how did I get
up here on the tractor? Right,

981
01:03:44.480 --> 01:03:46.679
it's a funny game. It's gone. But then you look at the ways

982
01:03:46.679 --> 01:03:51.920
designed. The tractor goes from the
front of the roof and obviously it's the

983
01:03:52.000 --> 01:03:53.880
back of the roof, And I'm
like, so the school's now only as

984
01:03:53.920 --> 01:04:02.800
deep as a tractor or it's one
giant for contractor geography? Is your nitpick,

985
01:04:02.880 --> 01:04:05.280
isn't it? Yeah, well it's
just look at the tractor. It's

986
01:04:05.280 --> 01:04:12.079
the size of the school. Who
wouldn't notice that? But he got the

987
01:04:12.159 --> 01:04:15.440
job. Now that guilded truffle and
crusty your rise with charity titters. I

988
01:04:15.480 --> 01:04:18.760
don't need your charity titters. By
the way, he's my friend Charity titters

989
01:04:20.920 --> 01:04:24.719
And she goes to flash them.
But then Hommer Marge now in bed.

990
01:04:24.800 --> 01:04:30.599
I thought Marge's ninety here was quite
sexy. I think she We have often

991
01:04:30.639 --> 01:04:34.079
talked about, yes, Homer in
Marge's bedroom action, and now it's pretty

992
01:04:34.159 --> 01:04:39.679
darn hot. We discussed it in
our review of Summer four for two with

993
01:04:39.760 --> 01:04:44.440
one Will Washington from a w and
we're discussing the whole. I don't know,

994
01:04:44.480 --> 01:04:46.320
we'll get plan for to night.
Hommert account me out. It's like

995
01:04:47.239 --> 01:04:50.280
they obviously have a somewhat kinky sex
life, but even like that, she

996
01:04:50.440 --> 01:04:54.559
was like, I'm not too sure
about this, Like I'm down for something,

997
01:04:54.840 --> 01:05:01.000
but this not it a vigorous and
rigorous sex life. Count me out.

998
01:05:01.559 --> 01:05:04.440
But um, yeah, that's one
aspect of the of the Simpsons that

999
01:05:04.559 --> 01:05:09.559
I've always appreciated as an adult is
just their flourishing sex life. You know,

1000
01:05:09.639 --> 01:05:15.039
he's a fat, useless man,
but you know, under clearly a

1001
01:05:15.159 --> 01:05:16.639
demon in the sack. Yeah,
demon in the sack, and Marge is

1002
01:05:16.639 --> 01:05:19.599
all for it. But Homer has
now got buzz Cola tastes great eat made

1003
01:05:19.639 --> 01:05:26.400
potatoes. Apparently the cast and crew
got a heap of free potatoes made potatoes

1004
01:05:26.440 --> 01:05:30.159
as a result of this. Yeah, and it worked as well when they

1005
01:05:30.239 --> 01:05:32.880
did kettle Chips the season before,
so they said, any potato products they're

1006
01:05:32.920 --> 01:05:36.280
in And then, um, and
you wonder why Dan and I keep mentioning

1007
01:05:36.400 --> 01:05:45.079
kfcing dolls on the show to keep
just like retweeting it. Are you listening?

1008
01:05:45.280 --> 01:05:51.679
They go, I don't care.
But um, you know he's earning

1009
01:05:51.679 --> 01:05:56.400
a hundred dollars a week and but
the Maye Potatoes aren't paying him anything.

1010
01:05:56.440 --> 01:05:59.960
He just wants a reminder to eat
potatoes every week. Coach Crapt is now

1011
01:06:00.199 --> 01:06:01.920
at the Guild of Truffle with his
friend. I was with his family,

1012
01:06:01.960 --> 01:06:05.159
I should say, and he yells
at Willie tells him to go get um.

1013
01:06:05.320 --> 01:06:09.320
You know, his wife had iced
coffee or something. Did you see

1014
01:06:09.360 --> 01:06:12.320
as he's walking off singing the song
and where the weird lungs for the shack

1015
01:06:12.360 --> 01:06:14.559
that where he lived, you see
the bread still hitting him in the back

1016
01:06:14.559 --> 01:06:16.519
of the head. I did Coach
get throwing his bread at him? And

1017
01:06:17.400 --> 01:06:21.679
then Largo in his vision, you
know, he's singing the song as well.

1018
01:06:21.719 --> 01:06:24.280
He's in the shack. He says, if I had your voice,

1019
01:06:24.320 --> 01:06:28.480
i'd talk sing everything. It's funny
how they've just they've just picked like four

1020
01:06:28.599 --> 01:06:33.440
characters that never barely ever got lines
and then just give them like so much

1021
01:06:33.519 --> 01:06:38.519
now, Like Largo's one, the
other who just there was. There's a

1022
01:06:38.599 --> 01:06:41.599
couple. Cleardis gets more now than
I think he used to. Yeah,

1023
01:06:41.639 --> 01:06:45.559
absolutely is definitely the they've just lashed
onto these characters for some God, no,

1024
01:06:46.079 --> 01:06:47.840
I have no idea why they've done
it, but they've done it.

1025
01:06:48.039 --> 01:06:51.039
And Willie now, but he's miserable. You know, he misses his old

1026
01:06:51.119 --> 01:06:54.280
life. He wants the old life
back, and he says he's bloody miserable.

1027
01:06:54.719 --> 01:06:58.360
He misses his miss I missed me
crapshack as he puts it, and

1028
01:06:58.760 --> 01:07:01.599
crusty. Then and he wants that
table, and you know, Willy has

1029
01:07:01.639 --> 01:07:04.880
a perfectly acceptable response here, there
are plenty of other tables in this venue,

1030
01:07:04.920 --> 01:07:08.400
so I want that one. And
it's like, you just know that

1031
01:07:08.440 --> 01:07:12.320
people have come across people like this. I want that booth just because you're

1032
01:07:12.360 --> 01:07:14.960
in it. I want it.
I want to exact my power. You

1033
01:07:15.079 --> 01:07:16.760
must now move. This is now
mine. But he doesn't want to pedal.

1034
01:07:17.000 --> 01:07:18.639
He doesn't want to just for the
power. He wants to be able

1035
01:07:18.679 --> 01:07:24.079
to check out the yoga studio across
the room. And he goes ah as

1036
01:07:24.119 --> 01:07:28.079
guy said earlier about the sexy pants
ads and then really says, you know

1037
01:07:28.119 --> 01:07:30.840
there's a child present and crush.
He doesn't care. So Willie reverts to

1038
01:07:30.960 --> 01:07:34.280
old Willy and beat a share to
Krusty. I was like, good for

1039
01:07:34.400 --> 01:07:39.519
Willy yeah, sometimes he's gonna let
the dog off the chain. It's nice

1040
01:07:39.559 --> 01:07:43.199
to see him stand up for himself
for a change, doesn't end for m

1041
01:07:43.280 --> 01:07:47.239
and Volisa and for status quo.
Well, but I mean, yeah,

1042
01:07:47.280 --> 01:07:51.039
I mean I think he's partly doing
that too, because he feels more comfortable

1043
01:07:51.039 --> 01:07:55.039
as grands keeper Willy as opposed to
J. K. Willington esquire. But

1044
01:07:55.199 --> 01:07:58.599
also you know he's he's been refined
to some degree. I mean, he's

1045
01:07:58.880 --> 01:08:02.639
not gonna sit still. Why some
leering clown besmirches a small child in the

1046
01:08:02.760 --> 01:08:08.079
in the vicinity skinner them welcomes Willy
back, and as soon as it's all

1047
01:08:08.079 --> 01:08:11.280
the celebrations finished, you start cleaning
up. Now I'm really's happy singing this

1048
01:08:11.400 --> 01:08:15.519
song. Please express yourself through mopping. So gives me the keys through this

1049
01:08:15.599 --> 01:08:16.840
new shack and they go to the
new shack. Leasa's as she says,

1050
01:08:16.840 --> 01:08:19.760
you know, it's exactly as it
was, just a little at a difference.

1051
01:08:19.960 --> 01:08:23.880
And he walks in, sees the
home, sweet home, little thing

1052
01:08:23.920 --> 01:08:27.000
on the wall, pretends he sad
tells her to get out. You know,

1053
01:08:27.039 --> 01:08:30.039
I just to myself like the way
it was, He smashes it.

1054
01:08:30.159 --> 01:08:33.680
This was nowhere near the crap shack
that I thought it was going to be

1055
01:08:33.720 --> 01:08:38.640
for you this episode. And guess
what, I have to agree with you

1056
01:08:38.720 --> 01:08:42.560
on that point. So yeah,
I mean yeah, I can't deny.

1057
01:08:42.640 --> 01:08:44.920
I was a little bit nervous going
in. I had a little bit of

1058
01:08:44.960 --> 01:08:47.239
trepidation and oh my god, this
is more Willy than guy can handle.

1059
01:08:47.399 --> 01:08:51.039
But boom, but it turned out
to be just the right a man of

1060
01:08:51.079 --> 01:08:56.319
Willie. But what do we learn, Palmer? What'd you learn from the

1061
01:08:56.319 --> 01:09:00.640
episode? Mister Davis? Willie ain't
all that bad? That a little bit

1062
01:09:00.680 --> 01:09:04.640
of Willie isn't so bad if you're
going to whip them out, wait till

1063
01:09:04.640 --> 01:09:10.119
you're in the booth exactly right.
I learned that Geelong needs more talking billboards.

1064
01:09:10.239 --> 01:09:14.079
Do we have any I want talking
to billboards? No? No,

1065
01:09:14.199 --> 01:09:15.960
I mean, of course, how
fucking loud must these things be? Like,

1066
01:09:16.079 --> 01:09:18.520
I've never I don't think I've ever
actually seen a talking billboard in my

1067
01:09:18.600 --> 01:09:21.359
life. Have you? I don't
think I've ever seen one. I mean

1068
01:09:23.319 --> 01:09:26.680
I think I've seen one that has
moving parts where it's like, yeah,

1069
01:09:26.800 --> 01:09:30.399
yeah, oh it's waving at me. I'm definitely going to buy off that.

1070
01:09:30.760 --> 01:09:34.039
I'm not at all terrified of it. But I don't think I've ever

1071
01:09:34.760 --> 01:09:39.880
heard a talking one. I mean
now now, of course Geelong is and

1072
01:09:40.159 --> 01:09:43.560
everyone else is in the future,
and you've got ads that are basically like

1073
01:09:43.640 --> 01:09:45.199
big TV screens, like, Hey, wasn't that a billboard for such and

1074
01:09:45.239 --> 01:09:48.520
such a minute ago? Now it's
a billboard for something else. But whether

1075
01:09:48.560 --> 01:09:51.359
they actually have volume, I don't
know. I don't I've never heard it.

1076
01:09:51.840 --> 01:09:56.520
From knee forward, your name shall
be all right? It is time

1077
01:09:56.560 --> 01:10:00.479
for the Guy David's New Name Championship. Here for Seas seventeen. The current

1078
01:10:00.560 --> 01:10:04.720
leaderboard stands at this in first position, we have Luke McKay on nine points.

1079
01:10:04.760 --> 01:10:09.079
Two points behind Luke, we have
Heath Applebe on seven points, and

1080
01:10:09.199 --> 01:10:11.880
a third position we have a three
way tie, all on six points.

1081
01:10:11.960 --> 01:10:15.600
We have Garrod Harrowhill, Kyle Muldoon
and Fergus Jeffs Guy tell Us who have

1082
01:10:15.720 --> 01:10:21.960
the points this week? Okay,
one point goes to some like at Scott,

1083
01:10:24.039 --> 01:10:27.039
some like it Roberts, Steve Roberts
sends it through with the one point,

1084
01:10:27.119 --> 01:10:30.159
while on Steve that gets him on
now four points, while on Steve

1085
01:10:30.840 --> 01:10:35.079
could work Steve keep manning that heavy
machinery and try to keep all your all

1086
01:10:35.159 --> 01:10:43.039
your digits two points for Willie or
won't he? Will eat or won't he

1087
01:10:43.439 --> 01:10:46.079
Adam Woolhouse think you for sending that
one through. That now puts Adam all

1088
01:10:46.239 --> 01:10:49.680
equal third third. Might look at
the right one. Yeah, equal third,

1089
01:10:49.920 --> 01:10:54.399
equal third with our Garrod, Kyle
and Fergus all on six points.

1090
01:10:54.439 --> 01:10:57.119
So while on Adam has now got
a four way tie for third position.

1091
01:10:57.399 --> 01:11:00.840
Oh my god, the three way
has become a four way. They're getting

1092
01:11:00.880 --> 01:11:02.640
closer and closed. Luke, you
better start sending those names through. Buddy.

1093
01:11:04.000 --> 01:11:09.560
Well, let's see what happens with
three points, because this is a

1094
01:11:09.640 --> 01:11:12.520
nice bit of a well i'll tell
you once we've done. But the three

1095
01:11:12.560 --> 01:11:16.880
points goes to Willie's all that,
oh take off, she's all that indeed,

1096
01:11:16.920 --> 01:11:19.560
which is also a bit of a
takeoff of my fair lady. Yes,

1097
01:11:19.680 --> 01:11:25.840
it's very very good. That's um
ah, it's Luke McKay. We

1098
01:11:26.039 --> 01:11:30.439
didn't plan that. Okay, Well, so Luke's just climbed away again.

1099
01:11:30.720 --> 01:11:34.279
They're getting closer and closer. Now
Luke has got the three points, just

1100
01:11:34.359 --> 01:11:39.319
looked and went yeah, yeah,
see you later. So Lukes still in

1101
01:11:39.399 --> 01:11:44.039
first position on twelve points now five
points ahead of second, who is Heat

1102
01:11:44.199 --> 01:11:46.560
will be on seven and one point
behind the Heat so one point. All

1103
01:11:46.600 --> 01:11:50.239
these four people here in the position
Garrod harrow Hill, Kyle Muldoon, Fergus

1104
01:11:50.359 --> 01:11:55.159
Jeff's and Adam Warhouse. So it's
very close there between second or third being

1105
01:11:55.199 --> 01:11:57.079
able to try and get a couple
of three points to catch up to our

1106
01:11:57.079 --> 01:11:59.159
man Luke McKay. He's done it
again. Guys, He's got that three

1107
01:11:59.239 --> 01:12:00.479
points. So if you want to
be a part of this championship, just

1108
01:12:00.640 --> 01:12:04.760
be a part of the four figure
discount Patreon network. We joined him to

1109
01:12:04.760 --> 01:12:10.119
the Facebook group and he can jump
on boarding. Guy post his request for

1110
01:12:10.319 --> 01:12:15.600
some new names for the episode here. First question for the mail bag,

1111
01:12:15.680 --> 01:12:19.039
This one comes from Norah Coker Mister
Davis, and she says, what other

1112
01:12:19.159 --> 01:12:23.279
musical would you like to see get
the Simpsons parody treatment? And what would

1113
01:12:23.279 --> 01:12:26.600
it look like? I can a
grease one to be fun. That's a

1114
01:12:26.680 --> 01:12:29.520
really good idea. Seeing margin homersing
you're the one out of one would be

1115
01:12:29.600 --> 01:12:31.760
I think it just put a smile
on everybody's face. It would make everyone

1116
01:12:31.920 --> 01:12:36.039
extremely happy. Yeah, um Chicago, I think would be a good one.

1117
01:12:36.560 --> 01:12:41.720
Yeah, who would do the Chicago
though? Missus Kay she did do

1118
01:12:41.840 --> 01:12:45.159
the What was it with the balloons? What was the something she was popping

1119
01:12:45.239 --> 01:12:47.119
him? Um, she's she's naked
under the balloons. Fever, she got

1120
01:12:47.880 --> 01:12:51.079
fever. She's popping the balloons and
everyone's like, please kill me. And

1121
01:12:51.079 --> 01:12:54.479
I'm like, missus Kay's naked under
those balloons. What are you talking about?

1122
01:12:54.600 --> 01:13:00.840
Is Kay? But Chicago missus Kay
and Agnes and a few Elthers doing

1123
01:13:00.880 --> 01:13:04.000
the cellblock tang. Yeah, it'd
be awesome, of course, Yeah,

1124
01:13:04.000 --> 01:13:08.439
it'd be great. Next question here, Mark Boston Burgess. Which Simpson's character

1125
01:13:08.479 --> 01:13:12.640
would you want on your dodgeball team
to unleash some bombardment? What gradskipper Willie?

1126
01:13:12.800 --> 01:13:15.760
It's crazy man. That man is
just filled with rage, and I

1127
01:13:15.800 --> 01:13:20.800
think it's a key component to success
in dodgeball slash bombardment. Who else good

1128
01:13:20.840 --> 01:13:25.720
for bombardment? Well, Rainy would
be a good catcher, would you,

1129
01:13:25.800 --> 01:13:28.039
Rayol Castle, Yeah, it would
be a good catcher. Do you think

1130
01:13:29.159 --> 01:13:31.800
because if you catch the ball they're
out as well? You know? Correct?

1131
01:13:33.720 --> 01:13:40.840
Someone fearless or or just stupid?
It would well maybe masochistic. I

1132
01:13:40.920 --> 01:13:43.640
think you also need someone Yeah,
Moby good. Actually, yeah, you

1133
01:13:43.680 --> 01:13:45.600
need someone who can send out as
well as just like a full boy,

1134
01:13:45.159 --> 01:13:55.319
like like a decoy. Yeah,
full boy. But here we go find

1135
01:13:55.359 --> 01:13:58.800
another question, Andrew JP, which
side character do you feel has gotten boring?

1136
01:13:59.399 --> 01:14:01.279
I'm not a and a comic book
guy. He's a tired parody of

1137
01:14:01.359 --> 01:14:05.359
elitist, arrogant gate keeping geeks.
That's a very good reason not to like

1138
01:14:06.439 --> 01:14:10.279
a comic book guy. I don't
know. I get the feeling he's been

1139
01:14:10.439 --> 01:14:15.359
used relatively sparingly, certainly in the
episodes that we've been watching recently, so

1140
01:14:15.600 --> 01:14:20.199
I'm not that bummed to see him. Andrew JP, you're clearly a listener

1141
01:14:20.239 --> 01:14:25.319
of the show, and you will
have guests that when well, I'm certainly

1142
01:14:25.319 --> 01:14:27.840
not a fan of Sideshow Mel showing
up. I don't think Dando is either,

1143
01:14:28.920 --> 01:14:30.079
unless you give him something halfway decent
to do. But if he's just

1144
01:14:30.119 --> 01:14:33.520
going to sort of pop up and
say things like this, then that's the

1145
01:14:33.640 --> 01:14:36.880
thing. There's no, there's nothing
about Sideshow Mal. There's nothing to the

1146
01:14:38.000 --> 01:14:42.520
character. He's just a guy that
talks funny yeah, and even the yeah,

1147
01:14:42.800 --> 01:14:45.640
even the voice isn't that funny.
So look, I'm going to go

1148
01:14:45.720 --> 01:14:51.399
with mel and probably clitist because you
know I'm a snob an elitist. Clever

1149
01:14:51.560 --> 01:14:55.880
Kyle says, did you ever have
a favorite piece of clothing that you've worn

1150
01:14:55.960 --> 01:14:59.319
out and nothing could ever replace it. I've definitely had a few shirts like

1151
01:14:59.520 --> 01:15:00.760
my going out to the nightclub days
where I'm like, this is like my

1152
01:15:01.359 --> 01:15:03.760
this is my success shirt, like
my way this I'm going to be six

1153
01:15:03.800 --> 01:15:09.600
successful tonight. And what I like
to do is sometimes I've got those old

1154
01:15:09.640 --> 01:15:11.800
shirts when I was going out club
and I put them on. I'm just

1155
01:15:11.880 --> 01:15:14.279
like, these shirts can still fit
me. Then I know I haven't let

1156
01:15:14.319 --> 01:15:16.560
myself go. If the shirts that
I wore out when I was eighteen nineteen

1157
01:15:16.560 --> 01:15:20.439
and still fit me, now you're
doing all right, Dando, We'll be

1158
01:15:20.520 --> 01:15:23.119
putting it that way. Yeah.
I mean, I've got a shirt in

1159
01:15:23.159 --> 01:15:27.520
my cup in my closet that's like
I was wearing this a day I got

1160
01:15:27.600 --> 01:15:30.159
lucky with a girl that i'd had
a crush on the goodness knows how long.

1161
01:15:30.920 --> 01:15:36.119
So I'm like, you'll never going
to themies sort of I'd like the

1162
01:15:36.239 --> 01:15:42.520
end of Breakback Man. Occasionally I'll
take it out and cuddle it. Sometimes

1163
01:15:42.720 --> 01:15:45.239
I have shirts where I'm like,
this shirt is so awesome and it's like

1164
01:15:45.319 --> 01:15:47.479
it's a license shirt, but I'm
like, they're never going to make a

1165
01:15:47.479 --> 01:15:49.760
shirt with this license again. I
need to keep this shot. It might

1166
01:15:49.800 --> 01:15:53.439
be like an old school like ninety
Star Wars short and I'm like shirt,

1167
01:15:53.479 --> 01:15:56.800
and I'm like, they'll never make
this shirt again, So I have to

1168
01:15:56.880 --> 01:16:00.279
keep this shirt because it's just for
the nostalgia factor if anything. Yeah,

1169
01:16:00.279 --> 01:16:03.960
I've got one like that. It's
I get where I first saw it,

1170
01:16:04.039 --> 01:16:08.159
but it was sometime in the eighties
and it was like some rock star was

1171
01:16:08.159 --> 01:16:11.039
wearing it or some cool dude in
some magazine. I'm like, that's a

1172
01:16:11.199 --> 01:16:15.520
dope T shirt. It's for a
record label called Nervous Records, and I

1173
01:16:15.600 --> 01:16:21.199
had like this cartoon character getting scalped
by like an LP and they had like

1174
01:16:21.239 --> 01:16:24.960
a spike hair cut and it was
sort of cutting off the spike their spike

1175
01:16:25.039 --> 01:16:29.279
are. Yeah, And I found
it in a in a local store one

1176
01:16:29.359 --> 01:16:32.239
day, and I think I paid
like an insane markup for it, but

1177
01:16:32.319 --> 01:16:36.520
it was like, I gotta have
it. This T shirt is gonna make

1178
01:16:36.560 --> 01:16:42.479
me. And I still have it, but it's got holes in it and

1179
01:16:42.560 --> 01:16:45.079
all that ship, and I don't
really wear it anymore. But it's like

1180
01:16:45.279 --> 01:16:49.680
I'm never throwing you out. I
was like, yeah, I'll find it.

1181
01:16:49.800 --> 01:16:51.840
I'll find a picture of the of
the logo and put it up for

1182
01:16:51.880 --> 01:16:56.960
the patrons. But yeah, I
don't know whether you've ever actually followed through

1183
01:16:57.199 --> 01:17:00.359
ever doing that. I used to
be really good about at it, and

1184
01:17:00.479 --> 01:17:05.600
now I'm not the first time I
did it the first time, and then

1185
01:17:06.039 --> 01:17:11.039
I did it at least the first
three times, and none of the thirty

1186
01:17:11.079 --> 01:17:15.720
three times since I final one to
hear Georgie Catherine, what have you changed

1187
01:17:15.720 --> 01:17:17.800
about yourself? Or maybe your lady
changed for you even for one night,

1188
01:17:17.920 --> 01:17:20.640
and thought, oh, now I'm
fancy. I have a coat with fake

1189
01:17:20.720 --> 01:17:24.319
fur on it, and every time
I wear I feel like a wealthy heiress.

1190
01:17:24.479 --> 01:17:28.840
I now have it in three different
colors usually like you know, a

1191
01:17:28.960 --> 01:17:31.359
new haircut usually makes you feel a
bit spiffy, doesn't it? Well speak

1192
01:17:31.359 --> 01:17:36.399
for yourself. Let's rub it in, brother, I am. I haven't

1193
01:17:36.399 --> 01:17:40.239
paid for a haircut since I was
about fifteen. My sisters cause my sister

1194
01:17:40.239 --> 01:17:43.159
did a hairdressing course and she never
became a hairdresser as she ended up doing

1195
01:17:43.159 --> 01:17:45.119
your own thing. But she did
the hair dressing course, so she does

1196
01:17:45.159 --> 01:17:46.119
had a cut hair. So I'm
like, I've not paid for a haircut

1197
01:17:46.159 --> 01:17:49.359
in nearly twenty years. Good for
you. Hair dressing is a wrought.

1198
01:17:49.920 --> 01:17:56.960
It is. Back in the nineties
when I was going with them, the

1199
01:17:57.239 --> 01:18:00.800
woman who became my wife, I
still had a bit of hair on top.

1200
01:18:00.960 --> 01:18:01.920
I mean I was thinning, but
I still had it just a half.

1201
01:18:02.600 --> 01:18:05.920
And this is a round the time
the fifth Element came out and we

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all know that Bruce was in that
with his with his blonde hair, and

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yeah, and I you know,
she knew how much I like Bruce.

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Have you ever thought about dying here? And I'm like I have now.

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Yeah. I dyed my hair that
kind of that kind of blonde and with

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my coloring. It didn't really work. I mean it wasn't bad, But

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there's always the first the first couple
of days of where you're really anxious as

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to what happy people are going to
respond to it, because you're like,

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yeah, I like this, I
feel like this is working. But if

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no one else likes I'm going to
revert straight back to how it was.

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It's um, do you know the
TV show Freaks and geeks. Yeah,

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yeah, of course you do.
It's a great episode in that where Sam,

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the main geek, he's been sort
of conned into buying what's called a

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Parisian night suit by this by the
the guy the salon at the mall,

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and it's basically like a jumpsuit in
powder blue. It's like the guy that

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sold you the jeans in the States
that time. Yeah, I'm kind of

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put on eBay because I didn't fit
into them then and I certainly don't fit

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into them mail. Yeah, if
it were just a pair of size what

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thirty three? Levi's get in touch. But yeah, Sam, you know,

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rocks into school and he's thinking checking
out the stylish new look for Sam

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and was just like he thought he
was such such terrific acting by that kid

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that he sort of realized, oh
shit, oh fuck, I'm terrible in

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this. Everyone's laughing at And it
was at that moment that he realized he

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sucked up. Yeah, mistake.
Yeah, all right, guys, Well,

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been our review of My Fair Laddie, Mister Davis, any final words for

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those incredible supporters out there. Once
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