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in the house, going on. Baby got a new shirt. I got
a new shirt. You got a little new thing too. What do you
take second place in a Mick Jinger lookalike contest? Like Rolling Stones? I
like today, Doug. I went in and I went in and did some
sparring, and I caught one right in a fuck face. I tried to
what slip right into the How big was she? She was big? She
was big. Actually she wasn't that big. She's just mighty mighty, mighty
mighty fist. No I I I wear sunscreen. That's all. I'll tell
you. Put on some sunscreen. Just do that, all right. Don't
lay out of the sun, don't go to the tanning booths, don't just
don't do it. That's all. So for those of you who can't watch
those, Bill's got a big white band aid above his Uh, it's a
whole. I have a history and a family history with my mom's side of
skin cancer. So I had a pre melanoma taken off, and I've had
other biops. He's done every once in a while. Like a ship,
I got to go in and get some barnacles scraped off. You know,
I think you're talking about the wrong end of the ship. But okay.
My dad told me that when I was a kid that I looked like I
stood like if I had my shirt off, like I stood behind a screen
door and someone threw shit at me. So he said to me, he
goes, man, you're spackla all over. So I that was my old
man, or it is so today. So back in November, I had
I've been going every six months. Then I had an insurance change and I
show up for a dermatology appointment six months check up and they go, oh,
we don't take this insurance. And I said okay. I said,
well can I pay cash? And they said no, you can't. We
have to and it's it's not their fault, it's not. So they recommended
somebody else and I just dragged my feet a little bit and I went within
a year and I said, hey, this thing. She goes, oh
yeah. So they did a biopsy there and they said it is basil cell.
The basil cell is in the worst kind of skin cancer. It's usually
not deadly, but this is near your sinuses and stuff. But as soon
as I could get in to see this guy from October was now. So
I had myself on a waiting list, fully expecting at any moment I would
get a call. So I went in today. And what they do is
they they shoot you up. They numb They numb your face up. They're
like little needles. Well you tell you like this for a little while,
No, because it's up here. Do you know, listen to my podcast.
I'm Willie Papa. You better be funny tonight. I'm want to try.
I know, I've been working on stuff all days. Well, it
looks like you went down on some broad this weekend and you were looking at
zipper for twenty minutes before you're like, how's this and you're like, Bill,
you want to take my zipper down? Oh yeah, I'm sorry,
it's been a while. I know. So doctor Brown is fantastic because so
what they do is they numb you up and they stick you all around and
they go can you feel this? Does this? Can you like? Because
they're gonna cut you right. So they come in, they they cut it
out and they say, they tell you you're gonna be there, expect two
to four hours. That's why I called you, and I was thinking maybe
I don't we don't do a live podcast. I have some podcasts that I
haven't released yet, but I'm holding those back because my youngest son is coming
into town. It's his birthday Saturday. He just called just before we started
and he's coming into town and I'm gonna take some time with him. So
I'll just run these never heard before, A really interesting one with about Ukraine
with a guy from Ukraine, and so I wasn't sure what we were gonna
do. That's why I called yesterday. So I get in there and I
figure this is going to be quick, because you know, I mean,
I go in and just to give you just most of the people they're seeing
are old people. Like one guy gets up there and they say, how
are you today? He goes, oh, I'm here. He's at the
window right, and then it's they gave you what's your birthday? He goes,
what's your date of birth and he goes, I don't know what the
month or day. What's all I heard was nineteen thirty eight. Wow.
Okay, So these are the most of the people that they're seeing. So
I'm on the younger end, even though I'm not necessarily a young guy,
I'm on the younger end of what the So I come in and she goes,
they have to do your vitals and stuff, and she goes, God,
that's great. My blood pressure is like one sixteen over seventy seven.
My heart rates fifty five fifty something like that, so you know. But
then so I'm figuring make you turn a cough. No, they don't do
at doc doctor. No, the last doctor did that. No. Actually
it was my dentist and I stopped going to see him. It was really
weird, talking about cavities that brush your teeth with this wrong kind of cavity.
Yeah, okay, you can spit now. So I go in there
and they cut and they they're gonna biopsy, and she says the biopsy usually
takes forty five minutes. They go and look at it, make sure that
they've got what they call clean borders, so there's no more skin cancer now.
They just have a gauze on there. They haven't sewed you up yet.
Oh yeah, at this at this point that I'm telling you the story,
they have not sold me. Okay, yeah, so uh I figure
is great. So she comes back in about fifteen minutes later, she goes,
wow, we got it back ready. Unfortunately we didn't get it all.
There's more and it's a little deeper, which then you're like, god,
damn right because this is near your sinuses and things, so you start
to So they said, no problem, So they go back in. They
numb me up more more. They numbed up more, numb me up more,
they cut more. Wow, they go through and they do another biops.
They do the thing. This one takes a little bit longer, probably
like a half hour, and then they say, got it all. We're
gonna come in and we're gonna sew you up. They got it all.
They knew that right then and there, yes, okay, all there it's
skin cancer. So they just have to make sure they get what's called clean
borders as long as there's no cancer in the edges. So there's a discoloration
underneath, maybe that they can tell. I don't know, because it's basically
a hole in there now, so then they sew it up. And but
they do it, I don't know how the hell they do it, because
think of your skin. Right there's I think there's seven layers of skin that
I don't know. I'm I don't either, so I'm speaking out of my
heiney here. But there's several layers of skin. So I don't know how
deep into the skin they're going and down. But they put stitches in the
lower level that dissolve and then upper Since it's your face, he said,
I want to do stitches that you're gonna have to come back and take out
because they hold tighter so right along like a smile line, you won't even
see it. Yeah, so but right now I have stitches from like here
to have you ever grown a mustache before? I had a mustache beard?
I did it once years ago. Yeah, I'm I'm not gonna do it,
Okay, I just care scars are I mean, this wouldn't hide it
anyway because it's really it's above the hairline. So now it's you can't get
it wet for two days and then when you go back Thursday. Oh,
I go back next Tuesday to get the stitches out. But then Thursday,
I can take a shower, and I'm gonna I can shower. I just
can't get my face wet, so I'll do that, and then I have
to change the cause and all this other shit. So it's lovely, lovely
thing, so much fun. Well, I haven't been those things suck.
You gotta get I have a bit of a headache and this, but I
just figured bush mills will help. Yeah, I figure that. Yeah,
I was thinking. I was fighting the urge to go have a beer before
I came here. Sure, I didn't get a text for that. I
did you want to come out here and have a beer? Oh? I
got Chinese food. I didn't. I was beer involved. I didn't.
I didn't go. I didn't go for the day. Instead, I went
and I got a smoothie. It looks like you're young Santa Claus and you're
only growing one sided mustache out. It's just I'm trying to relate this to
something in my head that I've seen in the movies or something. It's so
it's annoying, and I do have a bit of a headache. But I
went too. If somebody dug into my lip, well, here's the thing
I'd like to keep living. Yeah, I like life, and so far
things are going well and I'm great. Honestly, in all honesty, I
thought. I thought, even when I was sitting in there, I go,
man, you know how fucking lucky you are, like you, You're
you know, like you you are educated enough on this stuff, on this
particular thing to make sure that you do go every six months because you do
have kids. They are really you know, I got a fourteen year old
there is as much as he doesn't live in the same house as me,
but I'm needed for money, support that, you know, that kind of
thing. Being a dad as much as I can from a distance, isn't
it. And uh, I don't want to be around. I want to
be around And I'm not that this is a death sentence. It is not,
and I don't want to just alert that to anybody. The buk is
so it's embarrassing to have to walk around like this, and then I go,
I got the cameras and things, and I say, yeah, you
know what, fucking yeah, fucking people be sending you flowers and chick most
people, I'll tell you what though. Here's the funny part. Just before
they started to go to do the podcast. I went to I went into
the bathroom. We share a bathroom with like some other people. As yeah,
there's a code to get in. You gotta be part of the special
Bathroom Club. And and I go in there and one of the guys.
There's a Chinese restaurant near the studio and it's authentically Chinese. The people that
work there are from China. I don't think they speak English. Well,
so oh she did? She did? Yeah, Well, I don't think
they all My bill was ninety seven. I pull on my credit card,
fifteen dollar minimum. She got that. When it comes to money, Japanese
Chinese, they talk English real fast. So I so I no fun.
I go in there and the guy he's at the hurdle and he turns his
head and he was gonna say hello, and he looks and he goes hi,
and he goes, oh, what happened? And I said, oh,
skin cancer? And he went skin cancer. And I said, yeah,
I got it. They got I got it, got it out.
So that's the uh there you go, No, No, it's out good.
I haven't. I haven't really talked about it to family, and only
because it's not that big a deal, dude, I see what I'm saying.
It's not like I totally understand. And then it becomes like this big
thing when your family wants to know everything about Oh yes, I know,
God, Should we find out more? Should we dig? Who bought you?
Like it's my lipt I bought it. I need an ironing board.
I have an iron, but I don't have an ironing board. Wait,
you don't have an ironing board. Yeah this needs a little ironing. This
is phenomenal. Yeah, this is the greatest thing. Why did you just
throw in the dryer. I don't have a dryer. I'm that I'm not
taking my shirt to the laundryman for one dryer. No, listen to me,
I am I'm all there. If you have if you had a dryer,
you just wet like a washcloth, throw it in there with it and
the steam builds up in the dry almost put it in the bathroom and the
shower. Yeah, you don't have an ironing board. I have the iron
halfway there, okay, but I don't. Why didn't you just lay a
towel down on the floor and iron You know what, I didn't think of
that. I should have done that. Who gives you ship if it's wrinkled
a drink? Do you care? No? The people I'm driving around ubershers
only saying anything. Hey, I don't want to do out of the vaccinet.
Yeah right, when you get your own car, you can tell me
what you do. Turn left, turn right. I have a quicker way.
This is a five minute ride. Just yeah, back, just stop.
Well it was every other ride you've had it with some people. Yeah,
some days are just like that. I mean, sure, three rides.
Just just quiet, let me get you from A to B. Well,
today is Super Tuesday. What's Super Tuesday? So Super Tuesday is when
the largest number of states will be holding their presidential primaries and caucuses, not
all of them, but but I think like over a third of all available
delegates for both Republicans and Democratic nominations are at stake today. And mysteriously,
and I say it that way because I know there's conspiracy theorists out there.
Facebook and Instagram went down at ten forty this morning, like you couldn't log
in. There was nothing that was out there. Yeah you know what.
I noticed it when I was driving. Yeah, so I don't know.
So people thought, ah, yeah, Russian hackers. Somebody go to bed.
I have no idea. It was back on I think by eleven thirty
or or I know before noon. It was. Yeah, they d asked
me to sign in, sign in. I can't remember my passwords. Oh
luckily I did. Yeah, I did the same thing. I had to
sign back in on there and I took a guest, just a random I
go, I think it's this one, and it worked. Yeah. I'm
huge Penis nineteen seventy with a capitol age really, because you have to have
huge Rochester right, very good. You got to have small and lower caps
in some numbers. Yes, huge Penis nineteen seventy with the capitol. Ah,
that's good. That's why you don't have an ironing board, right,
or a washer dryer, because you're still living in Wagner in your head.
So I think today I both Donald Trump and Joe Biden could take a significant
lead in the delegates. It'll be until June twenty fifth, but before they
decide, before the Democrats is going to try to go with Biden again,
I haven't kept up with any Yeah, that's all they're that's all that they're
putting out there. There's nobody else talking well, it's not another purpose person
they're talking about, So I have no idea. I don't know, so
there's it comes between these two. I'm well, I don't I probably shouldn't
say who I'm going to vote for, but I hope after this somebody somebody
steps up really do well. Nicky Haley is hanging around. I don't know
that that that's going to really do anything. Because the Republican delegates, the
winner of the GOP presidential nomination would collect one two hundred and fifteen and I
don't know, I think they need one four hundred and twenty, so that
puts them pretty close to the finish line anyway. Either way, Super Tuesday,
and I think there would be some of that stuff. You know what's
funny is I did see something on like CBS this morning, ever, and
it was some guy I tuned in sort of halfway and he's writing he was
writing a book and it was basically about happiness, which is a big thing
nowadays, like people trying to tell you how to be happy. And it
was funny to me because he said, you know, one of the things
that's really happened is politics have divided people so much in this country and really
turned people against your people. Yeah, and to the point where family members
don't speak to each other, which is really sad. And that that and
the COVID shot. The COVID shot was a big thing. I heard that.
Well, that became politicized as well, Yes, and I was like
wow. And so I'm listening to this guy and I thought, and he's
saying, you know, basically like politicians are saying, you've got to and
I'm like, I don't. I haven't heard politicians go, don't talk to
that side. I haven't heard that. You understand what I'm saying, like
I do. I haven't heard that come out of anybody's mouth. But then
in the neck then they do like this. I never watched these shows,
but I have this new routine, Doug, where I stretch in the morning
because I'm old and I need to stretch my body, stretch that lip,
I gotta stretch that limp out, get those stitches going, pull down on
that limb. And I'm watching this and they do like some they call it
around the table or something, and it's stories that each anchor brings to this
thing. And one of them was the oldest person in America. Oh no,
no, no, excuse me. The oldest person in the world.
How old do you think the oldest person in the world is today today in
twenty twenty four. I think today one hundred and forty, one hundred and
fifty five, one hundred and fifty five, one hundred and forty is moses
to one hundred and seventeen. One hundred and seventeen sounds ancient to me.
And when they show the person and they look like that misfit dog at the
pound with one eye, and you know what I mean, he goes lucky.
Well I always think I always think this, and I've said this even
to my mother. I go, You're not meant to be in this body
forever. You know, You're just not so whatever. They are making new
drugs that make your life your your body lasts longer though, yes, where
in years are going to You're going to go up to one hundred and fifty.
But do you really want to be that old? Well you could you
if you could still keep your faculties about you and have relatively life and stay
in a rational mind. I think that most people would, yes, because
this is all we kind of are aware of. Right. There are those
that will tell you that what you have here is only two percent of your
overall being believed or not. So there's more after this. Well, there's
a lot of people that say that there's many, so I'm not going to
get laid in the afterlife. Here there's a lot of non physical, like
your being is non physical, your soul and all that. If you want
to believe that, I'm sure I do so. But this lady okay one
hundred and seventeen born in the United States, lives in Spain, has lived
in Spain most of her life. So what does she say The secret is?
Well interesting, what do you think she says? The secret is lots
of sex. She didn't say that, Okay, lack of sex. So
lots of sex. Lack of sex means you're going to live for a while
lack of sex. But I mean, I don't know when you've last had
sex either, because I have to mention either. I really got to get
one of those calendars. What she says is kind of interesting to me because
as the one guy goes, listen, you can eat whatever you want,
he goes, what is it that some people smoke and drink and do all
the things we're told not to do and live longer than where your body works
with everything could be could be. I mean Keith Richards. But the other
thing that this lady said is laughter. No family, family, having family
and loved can drive you to a grave too. Well, they can.
But it was an interesting thing because you know, I'm not I don't know
much about Spain. I've been to Spain and they shut down. They shut
down at like two o'clock in the afternoon, and they don't and the city
doesn't really come back alive till about six pm. And then it's like Madrid
became vibrant, and the clubs weren't empty until eleven o'clock and they rock till
almost five in the morning. And I know that they're Yeah, low country
shuts down. Take a break, relax, take a break, relaxed.
It actually gets quiet on the streets. Yeah, and there's siesta. You
go home and nap. Right now. When I said this, when I
came back home to the United States, I think my father goes and I
think they I said they had legalized drugs because I got so high, so
high dug on hash hash hash, which I go, boy, if there's
anything, if they can make edible hash I would like that better than edible
weed because I don't want to smoke anything. I'm not a smoker. But
the animals I like that and he uh but the hash man that was the
one of the greatest highs I ever had, Just the greatest high that in
Cognac cone chocolate because I was seventeen. Wow, throw it up. But
they what you go there for school? Uh No? I just went to
with a school trip for like a week. Yeah, two weeks. Every
year they took a trip. They know that you were smoking hash over there.
Yeah they probably did. They did. Yeah, I think they were
supposed to look the other way. A tour guy got it for us.
Okay, well you can always trust the tour gad maybe then that now,
But you know what it is. Here's the thing that I realized. I
can find the derelict in any country you're, yeah, vacationing with you.
I can find the guy that's gonna get me whatever I want. Uh So,
But I remember my father, Well, they're not a leading nation of
the world. Blah blah blah. Probably true. I don't know what would
really come out of Spain. I can't say that. Yeah, I mean,
you know, I don't know. But as this lady said in Spain,
family is really put first, family and friends, having time together,
not working as much, not the emphasis on working. And as they even
said on this, you know, what would you say is the American way?
Well, the American way is kind of like making making money. We
get up to make money every day. Our our economy, well, we
live to work. And as a middle and especially middle class, they carry
more bad debt. The rich have debt, but it's good debt. It's
debt that it's it's it's real estate, it's you know, insurance, it's
this kind of that that debt is stuff that is going to benefit them.
We carry debt on credit cards, shit that thirty three interests exactly. And
so then what do we do? Gotta work, gotta work. But we
want that bigger car, we want that bigger TV, we want that nicer
house, we want that, you know, all this stuff, and and
it isn't that way there, And this lady said that it's really and as
this guy go listen, eat whatever you want, drink whatever you want,
make yourself happy, feel good. But being around the people that you enjoy
the most. And I'm like that makes sense yeah, makes sense, And
she's one hundred and seventeen, don't I don't know, and they and they
expect the longest living people in the world within the next decade will be Spaniards.
And they're crediting it to not their diet because you know, the blue
zone diet is all these people who live in areas where people live to be
one hundred. Well, they're walking, they're growing their own food, and
they're socializing and not working all day, right, and you know, or
they're basically exercising. Is their transportation, right, That's how they get from
A to B is to walk or whatever. And those are the people that
are living to one hundred. And they also don't have I don't know,
things like Wendy's and McDonald's and they walk from Wendy's. Yeah. Yeah,
so the one hundred and seventeen and I go, that's that's the purpose.
Man, Be happy, baby, yeah, be happy. You get that.
I went out and play Cutters with friends last night. I had some
laugh yes, yes, And you always feel almost energized, yeah, don't
you right, instead of going that's why like doing a job like comedy,
when you do stand up, how great do you feel when you leave the
stage, I feel good. I think that. I think. I think
the feeling will get better as I as I do, as I do more,
when I get more relaxed, because then I come off and I think
about how my performance was and I actually forgot a bit of it, and
then I went up. I introduced you. But how about when you get
to when you get a big laugh, it feels good? Yeah, it
feels great. I think that that is almost a high that you can't duplicate.
And I swear to God that is making your life longer. There's something
about because I should have been done fifteen years ago. The way I eat
and drink get me. It's just so funny. It's just funny to me
because I go, Man, you look around and you see people. Everybody
gets so uptight. I'm starting to think I'm not well. Maybe I have
never been, but I'm not really normal. I don't get caught up in
the in the hoopla, and it's just a bullshit of stuff. Certain things
I know, they get in your cross I see it. I see it.
Grind your gears. I know what's grinding your gears. I know what's
grinding your gears. What's that. I think that there are certain things that
in the in the world more of a political bent, that grind your gears
pretty good. I think it gives people being uh courteous. You see it
so often out they're in the streets of of I don't see it, but
you're in a different part. Hey, look there is uh you just drive
by these streets and there's ship all over the place and nobody picks it up.
I'm like, how do you live like this? I mean, no
no self respect, Jesus Christ, no wonder right, no one, no
wonder well. I'll tell you this like I That's why I sometimes think I
live in a bubble. I don't see the fair, but I to be
mean. But no very nice out here. But it's all people who take
pride. They get up, they take care of themselves, they take care
of there's pride. When I lived in a certain town around here, my
father used to go, Jesus Christ, I think I'm gonna have to get
a variance to come visit you. I'm so fucking fat. Everybody's fit,
everybody's out running, jogging, bike in. It was Pittsford all the time
I lived in a place. You would see guys on a sat on a
Sunday morning. They were like packs of of of geese flying by on their
bikes. Right, there was one guy drafting in the front. They're all
in their suits. I owe them too, Yeah, but I mean they
were all I think these people get out of sidewalk. I don't think on
my street there was anybody out of shape. Yeah, they all ran.
The guy across the street from me was a professional cyclist for the bud Light
team back in the day, had trained an Aspen and done all this ship.
Now he was an engineer. Actually, I was just gonna say Colorado
is as the least amount of fat obesity. Yeah, I believe it more
sunshine too, Yes, Kenn of Dutch help and uh but he this guy,
this guy, he worked at Kodak. He bought a kayak. Doug.
That a kayak that you needed to have a really stable court of balance.
Like I couldn't sit in this kayak. We tried it in Lake Ontario.
I couldn't get it to stay upright, like I didn't have the core
strength. He would drop this in the canal and go from Pittsford to Greece
every day. That was how he got to work really even when it was
that was my neighbor. No, in the spring and summer and into the
fall before they drained the canal, where's really turned. He's gonna be a
half hour late. I hope he did get lost, but wind up in
going yet. But that guy was like he was happy and they were all
happy. I don't know, I I but yes, I think I'll tell
you one. I think that bothers you what. It was interesting and I
brought the Ukraine. I hear a lot of people talking about Ukraine and the
fact that the ninety three million dollars okay, and I had some uh.
I had a guy in here and will air this podcast in a couple of
weeks. He's from the Ukraine, went back, did a documentary and he
was saying some stuff about now because I brought that up, I said,
what do you say to those people? And he goes he believes that Putin
is crazy. He says the rhetoric. Now, I have no way to
verify this. I don't know where I would find the rhetoric, but he
says, the rhetoric coming out of Russia is that Putin wants to march his
tanks to Madrid. He wants to take over France, he wants to burn
Paris, and he wants all of that. So World War three is coming
in his well, they're saying, and he says he's unpredictable, he's and
he can get you anywhere, and he is ready to take over. He's
also saying that Alaska is Russian and that this war started in twenty fourteen when
the USSR fell a lot of those countries, the Baltic became their own,
so he had Kasikhstan and all this. They're now back under a Russian control
since twenty fourteen because he just rolled in there. Now he's trying to take
Ukraine and they're fighting back. So I was talking to somebody in there and
this person was Republican and they go, there isn't one Republican that isn't willing
to give money. And he goes and it's not money, and they're gonna
trade it his money, but it's all tanks and it's that equipment. He
goes, there isn't one. They all agree what that guy saying. The
Republicans believe. According to the person I spoke to, he said, what
they don't like is the pork that's in the bill. There's stuff hidden in
there. And the fact that the Democrats are also, you know, kind
of throwing only twenty million at the border. We need to do that.
It has to be fixed, he goes. But when Chuck Schumer stands up
and says, your sons will be fighting this war, well they don't.
This isn't there. They're going, No, we realize if we put American
troops in there, it will escalate to a World War three. That's not
what we want. But we can't let this guy come and take over the
world. And so I don't know, I'd love I wish there was some
way to find out what you know, US intelligence knows, is this true?
Is putin trying to take right through to Madrid? I don't know,
no way knowing. So, but I think that when you sit here and
you look around in our own country and you go, well, why would
we give that there? But at the same time, probably to protect everybody,
I didn't even protect us. Yeah, I'm sure there's a bigger plan.
There's a bigger plan. I don't know about it, you know.
Right now, Biden says, we have to fix the border. Three and
a half years ago, Oh, you need to fix a border. Yeah,
amazingly enough, he wants to do it during an election year, if
if anybody does have want to hear something about the border. Cop casts two
with the Fairport Polices up and they sat down with a retired Border patrol agent,
a man who retired sixty days ago from border patrol worked the southern border
down in Arizona and in California, and gives you some really really interesting insight
into that and how much there are people who have dual citizenship from Mexico to
America and a lot of them come over and they clean hotels and they do
that sort of thing, and they do not like the illegals because they took
them three years to get you know, all this stuff, and they're trying
to do it the right way and you're very very upset about that. Yeah,
there's the right way and the wrong way for everything. It's an interesting
conversation and you can hear that in in comcast too. Uh, why don't
we take a moment. There's a study that came out about men. No,
y'all about men? What do they study? Well, it's about men
and what it takes to be manly. This is the most ridiculous. We
gotta go through this because I want to ask you, and I don't know
if it's a generational thing. Okay, to the point where I almost want
to call my son and ask. Maybe we'll do that. Maybe I'll call
my twenty one year old son and see just what his thoughts are, because
you and I'll go through it first, and then we'll see. Because I
go, this is I never felt any of this stuff. Maybe I'm lying.
Maybe we'll dig up John Wayne Pilgrim and see what he says. You
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thing technologies come along and they might have done that. Man, Doug,
this is fucking heard. Can I sign it? Doug was here? I
thought that would be very good. Doug was here with this car. That's
just wrong with me? How would I say that. I'll put a little
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Fairport and you might get a take her too. I'd rather just let the
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No, no, no, we go. I drove over for about eight
nine hours last night. I just one right after the other. It was
a good day, sunny, nice people. But uh, my last ride,
I think it was around eight o'clock and uh, it's getting dark and
my friend just had an accident with somebody without their headlights on, which is
getting to be a huge price. But I don't understand. I don't know
why people are driving around without their headlights. What what fucking year are these
cars mine? Don't they all have automatic? Now, yes, you can
set them the auto, they don't they ding? Yes. I don't know
what the big fascination is driving without your headlights. I don't either. It's
a challenge. I mean, it's the only thing I can think is like,
can I do it. I don't know. I think the cop should
pull everybody over and give ticket. Got thirty days for fifty dollars, you
don't get it, go to a hundred. You want to make money that
way for Rochester? Do that? So what happens? So I dropped this
guy off of Lexington Lyle, Lexington Lyle, and I come back around and
there she is miss waving me down on the corner of Lyle and Murray.
I think somewhere around there. Oh really yeah, and I have my window
down it was it's still sixty four out. Yeah hooker. Yeah, she's
waved me down. I go, oh, uh twenty three to twenty eight
okay, you know, and uh yeah, no, that's a high earning
years. Can you help me, she says, can I can you help
me? Yeah? You want to? You want to? You want some
fun. I'm like no, I'm I'm like, I can't I go.
I'm a church go, I'm a family. I go. How much I
go? No, I'm still working. I still had my app on.
Uh this time. I navigate when you uber lived, when you're getting to
the end, you can put navigation and you have a destination. You can
at home. So if anybody's going towards your home, you can pick up
a ride and you'll drop them off close to where you live and you'll get
one last ride. So be on Lyle. I was turning it on and
she's not. She waved me down and I'm like, I don't I don't
have anything. She's like, can you help me with any cash? Nobody's
picked me up yet today. I'm like nobody all day long, and nobody
like I can'tta go? Sorry Ding, I'm like, I gotta gotta gotta
go. I remember being at Tahoes years ago. It's a place in Rochester
where the original garbage plate. Rochester known for the garbage plate and yes,
and we used to go down there at Fisher after a bar night. Sometimes
we pile into a car we'd be in East Rochester and drive all the way
out and uh. I remember my roommate was like really drunk and he's kind
of like this in the front seat and these hookers come right up to the
car and they're not shy. No, and I pop out and they go,
you want a good time? I go no, but he does,
and they start groping him and ship and one of my friends got so pissed
at me for saying that, and was like ready to like punch me right.
Well, yeah, and and and and it sobered me up quick to
go. That wasn't funny because who knows they could have pulled a knife and
taken a wallet on anything. No one's thinking. And I'm laughing as these
two chicks probably giving him a lap dance in the front seat and he sort
of passed out. It was like weekend at Bernie's. I just so to
me it was funny, not so funny. But you're a kid and you
do stupid things. And uh, you know, I heard some songs I
want to play later on from uh Miley Cyrus and it was basically like I
used to be wild and you know all that wasted time, But it wasn't
wasted time. I was young and when I was young, that's what you
do. And I was like, yeah, why do we often say things
like you look back and you have these regrets, like we carry around all
this fucking shit in life. Yes, stop. I remember a T shirt
that you just get. It says, whoever whoever ends with the best the
most memories are best memories wins, the winsories of the wins. That's it.
That's it, all right. There's a study. And I saw this
in the New York Post, and then I saw it somewhere else in the
original, but the Post kind of put it together. Half of men feel
pressured to act manly. Half of men feel pressured to act manly? Have
you ever felt pressure to act manly? And I don't know what that means.
I'm not sure what that means in a fight, or defend yourself or
just stand up. When I was younger, yeah, so I I within
okay, I would say within the last four years, I had an incident
where I did too. You did an incident where it would have been a
fight, yes, and I handled it. I think manly, manly.
So I just a guy. I would go out to Thirsty's. I am
not with my wife. People knew that at the time I was on the
radio. You were somewhat well, you were somewhat known. I don't want
to say well, no, but you were known. You were known.
So I went out and this guy's wife would always talk to me and stuff,
but I never did anything. So one night he comes in and I'm
I'm and I'm drunk. I'm like I had been somewhere else and I came
in here and the bartender was a buddy of mine, and I'm sitting there
and the guy comes up to me and he goes. He sits down and
he says, hey, something about his wife, and I basically accusing me
of like doing something with his wife. And I didn't move. I just
sat there and I looked over at him and I go, buddy, I
would never do that. I just wouldn't. That's not who I am.
It's not what I do. And the bartender was right there and like this
other guy's like and says something like, hey, we got your back.
He's telling to the other guy like they were expecting a fight. And for
whatever reason, I don't, I don't really get very plussed. I will
tell you the worst thing that you can have as a bar fight, and
the reason is that watch any bar fight, Watch any fight. Go on
YouTube and watch any fight. These are the most ridiculous. Everybody think that
you don't look good doing this. You look ridiculous. You don't know how
to fight. I'm not saying I know how to fight. Please don't think
that that's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying I'm not looking for that.
I'm in my I'm gonna women. Yeah, but I understand. And
I but even that I haven't been that goes out of the window. But
I haven't been in a ring, right, and in many, many,
many years, I have not I have, but I haven't in many years.
And I'm not looking for this. So the the bartender said to me
later, and I goes, that was the greatest thing, because I just
said to the guy, buddy, I would never I never do anything I
haven't, you know. And then he said, uh. Then I stood
up and he goes, oh, you're a lot bigger than I thought you
were. And I go, I don't know. Size doesn't even matter,
you know what I'm saying. You hit a guy, you get low bam,
right in the ribs bam. You know that's all I can aim for.
So I tell you, yeah, I'm sorry, I probably that's a
right. So I drove it to my favorite family restaurant area and this guy
who's like doing eighty coming out of the call parking lot. Yeah, And
I threw my hands up and was yelling in the car, like you gotta
go that fast? You know what the fucking problem? So I drove to
park and he turned around and followed me in, and I'm getting out of
my car. He gets out of his car and I go. He says,
did you say something? I go, yeah, do you have to
go eighty fucking miles in the parking lot. He didn't say anything. Yeah.
He just looked at each other and I went. I threw my hands
up like this, you know, is this gonna happen? Yeah, because
at that point I was a bad dads thing. I just didn't care.
It was pissing me off so bad. I and plus I know there's kids
around there, friends go there, so it just just what are you thinking?
I live. I lived in a residential neighborhood. I'm coming off my
street onto not a main street, just again the side street, but it
was it would be East Street in Pittsford, but not that that means anything
to anybody who's losing. And the guy is flying down and I'm pulling out
and he almost hits me. So I came out of like no where,
so I for whatever reason, I'm pissed and I see him and then he
goes the same direction I'm about to go. So he's I mean, and
he's whipping down these roads, dug and I'm thinking again, same thing as
you. There's kids, there's bikes, there's all this stuff. Pulls into
a gas station and I get out and I started yelling at him, and
he's like and then he goes inside, and I'm yelling so much. There
they had a dunkin donuts at this gas station. Are people sitting out umbrellas
and stuff. And I screamed, like, what the fuck is wrong,
and this lady looks at me and goes. I said, I I,
oh my god, I'm so sorry. And I said, but this guy
was doing whatever. And he comes out and we like bumped shoulders. And
I went inside and I asked for the phone. I called nine one one
because I didn't have my phone. I remember what year this was. I
had a phone, but I didn't have it with me. He bumped your
shoulder, he bumped my shoulder. I'm purpose yeah, And I went and
I turned around like I tried to grab and he just pulled away and huffed
off into his car and took off and squealed his tires. And these people
are like, oh my god, what is this guy? And he was
an older guy, so clearly something bad had happened. Maybe he got in
a fight with his I have no idea, but you could have killed somebody.
You could have killed somebody, and that's the stuff. So a survey
of two thousand men, half of whom are half, half of whom are
sexually active. So I don't know what I think with a limp thing.
You win, you win. Although I make it some sympathy, you might,
I might get some scathing. Does this hurt? Does this hurt?
How do I make it feel better? Yeah? Lower the left? Uh,
yeah, that's what I said. So found that fifty percent feel under
pressure to perform masculinity. I don't know what perform masculinity is. An eight
and ten agreed that there is a societal pressure for men to behave a certain
way. Do you feel a societal pressure? No? No, I don't
either. This is where I start to think, I go to people,
stop looking for everybody else to approve of you, just be just fucking be.
And I can say this as an older guy. I kind of can't
remember in my twenties, but I'm sure it was this way for nearly half.
This pressure comes from expectations like knowing how to be handy around the house.
Let me tell you something. I'll tell you what I think that trait
unfortunately is going down the Yes it is. But there's something called YouTube.
Yes, and I'm gonna just say that you can fix things. You can
use it if you feel like you need to. And I will say that
take the manly shit out of it for a second. There is some real
satisfaction in being able to look at something you go, I did that.
There really is, so go ahead and learn it, but don't feel the
pressure of how to do it, while others feel forced to act a certain
way in front of others. Forty eight percent like what I don't know or
have a specific body type. Uh. This may be holding men back from
being their true cells, as twenty nine percent admitted they wish they could embrace
their feminine side more. Look, I have I think a feminine site once
or twice too much, they both hands, But I have. I have.
I've cried. I'll admit I've cried. I don't do it in public,
but I've done it. I've done it in front of a woman.
I've cried. There's I mean, I've got shit on. Kids aren't here,
No, but even now my kids aren't around. I got there's stuff
that it can make. You said, it's sure, but I don't want
to think the last time I cried. I know the last time I really
cried. I think it was and it was just when your movie came out.
Yeah, and I didn't get picked up by paramount. Uh. Do
you remember a movie called The Champ? Yes, yes, I do,
Yes, I do. Ricky Schroeder if you want to and it don't die
of me, Champ, don't die of me? Watch this? And I
think it was last year because I text my sisters and family and like The
Champ is on AMC. I remember crying as a kid. But now they
give a little uh prefix of what how the movie was made. It was
actually a remake from a guy in Spain, I think, and he as
a child and he said, if I can make this movie the way done
right, it's just gonna be so heartbreaking. Somebody did it? Voight,
Yeah, who was the boxer? He was a boxer, John Voyd was.
He was a horse trainer and uh fade dunaway right, it was Ricky
Schroeder. Remember as a kid, and I loved boxing, So I remember
the movie. Uh. Conducted by one poll the survey found that these moments
of self doubt add up with an average man experiencing feelings of insecurity over how
many times throughout a year would you guess insecurity? Insecurity men feeling insecure,
Like right now, I should feel insect and to be honest with you,
with a big thing. And I'm not proud walking around with this thing.
But I also proud to be about But I also don't give a fuck.
Know what I'm saying is like, you go, oh, I can't be
seen in public like this. I shouldn't be in front of a camera like
this. You're not doing the podcast something like this, and I go,
fuck it. Eventually I'll turn into Bob No, No, I'm gonna but
who is it? Dick Clark? Dick Clark? At the end, what
do you have the stroke? Oh? And he did still do the countdown.
I thought of a new joke today, Yeah, I was. I
was making love to this older woman the other day in her seventies missionary and
I'm rocking in. All of a sudden she starts her throwing her hands up
like gang signs, and I'm like, are you crips? Blood's heart attacks?
Stroke? I mean, give me a bread. She's like, going,
doctor, I'm like, call me a doctor. I'm like, oh
you're a doctor. You're dirty, you're dirty, nurse. Not that way
stupid, Like, oh, I'm working it into the bit. Okay,
inadequate twelve times? What wants a nine hundred times a year? Really?
I don't go to passing that much. Yeah, many feel particularly many feel
particularly misunderstood when it comes to romantic relationships. Thirty one misunderstood. That's a
downer. But are you misunderstood or is just not making the connection. I
want to say that when you're on your your phone or tender or face,
Facebook dating or plenty of fish, that if you're not getting likes and you're
trying to date, I mean even somebody, and you would think somebody out
there is gonna say hi, and not a seventy nine year old woman from
Elbuquerque, New Mexico. Right, it's just hacking your system, you know.
So you kind of wonder that their sense of humor twenty nine percent feel
like their sense of humor is misunderstood and their financial knowledge is diminished or misunderstood
that twenty eight percent, Oh, I have no problem about misunderstanding my financial
up I'm poor in the bedroom. Thirty nine percent feel pressure to be manly
during sexual interactions, implying they need to be dominant or in control. No,
that's not true. I always think. I I tell a girl,
I said, I'm great in bed. She goes, how do you know?
I go, I always come great for me. H. Forty nine
percent have a certain amount of physical I feel like they have to have a
certain amout of physical strength in bed. Yeah. I see, here's the
thing. As I go, who are these guys? And this is why
maybe later we will try my son. Because I don't I'm not. I
don't get that. I've never felt that. I guess I felt inadequacies at
times. I think that every man goes through you go in the locker room
and he sees one guy who's got a schlong down to his knee, and
you know, I was in there washing go get dressed. I was too,
but you couldn't help it at times. I mean, well with me
anyway, Yes, so I think that there is that that that worry of
inadequacy. But other than that, once you get past that, it's like,
uh. In a world where societal expectations often dictate how men should behave
particularly in the bedroom. It's disheartening to see that half of men feel pressure
to conform to traditional ideas of masculinity. This whole thing, you can go
and find it yourself. To me, my nine of sex is depending on
how much I drink and what's on TV. But the whole thing is that
if I got whiskey Dick, I'm going down on you for an hour and
a half of that I'm to going, Well, how would you how would
you define a man? How would you define masculinity if you were like you
know, if you have to whether you're a fireman or a policeman, they
kind of masculinity or I just mean just being a man, just being a
just any joe off the street, whether you're an accountant or you're a fireman,
whether you're a surgeon or you for you and your family. I agree.
I think that too. Unfortunately, there's manly men that get divorced,
that goes on and just you know this, I always think, like,
to me, it's like, just be you whatever you is and do the
fake, do the best you can. Authenticity is incredible. There are certain
things that aren't going to work out. Be able to make a decision and
and and that's it, and they follow through and follow through and if you
know, and not everybody's gonna agree and not everybody's gonna love. But in
the end, I think people come around because they see if you're consistent just
in who you are and what you do and what you believe, and you're
not sort of this fake person that's from one you know another almost a shape,
say this one thing, yeah, and that to interrupt you. But
people that say I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna
do this, and they never do it. You kind of get tired of
hearing that. Of course, as I've gotten older, I've kept some things
to myself. I mean, obviously, when I this is comedy, you
need friends and family there. But it's not like, but when I quit
smoking, I didn't tell anybody because I'm gonna quit smoking. Quit smoking,
then you're kind of a broken record in But I finally did yes, and
then enough that people as you still smoking, I'm like, no, oh
my gosh, how long are that? Two years? So really I'm like,
yeah, it's just nothing I wanted to do to talk about, Like,
you gotta want it for yourself and do the you just hit the nail
on the head. Yeah, everything you do is for yourself. Most people
don't give a shit about you as much as you think they do. Stop
living for somebody else, Stop trying to be masculine. For the kids and
obviously family, yes, but even yes, the woman saying, but even
in that point, if you'd make the right decision, they may not agree
with it. Your kids are always going to push back. This part of
their job is to be rebellious and pushback. That's what kids do. You
got to be strong and stay steady. A man doesn't have to be some
big lumberjack, a man taking a shit out of everybody. No, but
you can be It's fifteen eggs with a couple of black coffee in the morning,
snake wife on the air, Yes, get to those dishes, that's
right, you know, I mean, but that's not that's not you know
that that What you want to be is somebody who's just consistent, kind,
smart, has boundaries, right, not gonna be walked on. But you
know, you don't have to be some big, jacked up dude. But
you can, you know, be who you are and hold steady who you
are in authenticity. This other shit Jesus Christ. Figure the fuck out.
Stop being a whiny bitch. How about that? How about that? How
about that? Tony Robbins. I don't like it without the white mustache.
Yes, but I don't understand I hear it'll tell you have this big crank
of coke that you're trying to snort up one noster like Charlie. She like,
Hey, Doug Bill, Fid's gonna be a little late. I'm gonna
get this this big I met this girl from Colombia. She likes me.
She gave me this big thing cocaine. Oh, let me say hello to
a couple of people there. I want to say. He to Jimmy White,
and is is Fiancy? Sandra kim haw Like, who's in the hall?
Who's in Syracuse? Yeah, Lily O part Matthew Kim Hallick, could
you tell me the Kim Hallick watched your movie. Yes, gave you a
great review. She goes, I loved your movie. Dog Bill needs to
help you get the digital. Everybody needs to see the double D Christmas Tree.
I told you how to get this on digital. I've given you.
I will do anything to help you. Yes, but you're gonna make some
calls. It's been a busy week. I was dog sitting last week and
Uber and I love Doug sitting. What's wrong with that? Who doesn't love
dogs? I love dogs. I do love dogs. Just say great because
you can cut it with him and then the owners of back a week later.
But you know what, I wish what I wish you had kids,
because you think you think watching dogs and then going to Uber and do all
that a lot. You get kids. Hey, I helped RACI kids believe
or not? Oh you well a little bit. You did, yes a
little bit, yes, a little bit, a little bit. But you
lived with them. Yeah, you were there. I moved in when they
were two kids, pregnant with three and had four. I was there for
eight years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, five years. You were uncle
Charlie And yeah that's about it. All right, we'll take a moment.
We're gonna check in with the Sheriff's department because if you for teg justice,
I just so, I'll just read this. Todd Baxter cannot come on,
Okay, But Todd Baxter wrote a letter that I think will hit with a
lot of people. Last week, something happened at Saint John Fisher College and
he is saying that the justice system failed the university. And I didn't know
this about the person, but they went into some detail. He wrote an
entire letter, and he just texted me saying, I'm so sorry. I'm
gonna gain missing your invitation to come on. I teach class at seven thirty
and then playing basketball at eight fifteen. He never stops. I mean,
his day is all day long, and I'm sure he started at like five
o'clock. But we will have Police Information Deputy Hurley on who can help us
out with what's going on. So we'll hear about the situation. We'll hear
about the situation, and we'll hear about the letter, because this is going
to exactly some of the stuff that I think is starting to really bother some
people. And in this case, this is something that could have been avoided.
What happened to Saint John Fisher College could have been avoided. We'll get
to that next, but first, Okay, Leo's. I love going over
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Sheriff Todd Baxter is apologizing to the victim at Saint John Fisher University,
a victim. Do you remember this story? No, last week Saint John
Fisher University went into lockdown because, uh, there was something that happened on
the campus. I have a friend who was a professor over there sent me
a video and I actually thought this was great. He went into the dean
of his he's the head of a department over there, and he went into
the dean of his college on the university and took a bottle of Jamison out
of that dean's office and got dixie cup and they went out in the hallway
and they all did shots because they were in lockdown. And I think it
was a great way to make everybody think of something else other than what potentially
is happening. We don't really have a lot of information. What was going
on was there was a student at Saint John Fisher University, the School of
Pharmacology, who had gone to the dean around five thirty in the evening and
said, I can't go home. If my father finds out my grades,
he's gonna kill me. Yes, I do remember this. And the dean
said a woman. I only say that because this was a male student,
female instructor, female dean, and said, let me get you some mental
counseling. Let me let's get somebody you can talk to. And this person
stood up and said absolutely not, and then reached his pocket and pulled out
a steak knife that, according to the Monroe County Sheriff's Department, could be
a stake knife from outback. Those are big, I don't know. But
she was able to get the steak knife out of the person's hand and get
him out of his off, out of her office. She got the stake
down out of it. Yeah, so he's not too mainly, well,
probably not. He feels less manly. He's part of that survey that we
talked about. She pushed him out of the office, locked the door clearly,
and called nine one one. But now they don't know where he is,
and so the campus goes into lockdown because we have somebody who's clearly mentally
unwell. I'll say that. So, yes. I just remember stories when
I went to Courtland, this was eighty nine ninety that he used to talk
about schools they have the height, su said rate, yes, yes,
and the urban was legend was if your room roomate committed suicide, right,
I try to give a room to jump out the window. Saint John Fisher,
So Sheriff Todd Baxter said, quote the criminal justice system let her down.
And he has a full letter that he wrote, and I'm just going
to read you some portions of this. This by the way, U,
I'm impressed by this young woman's reporting. She works for Channel thirteen. Jackie
Napier or Yeah Napier I believe is her name, and I only see her
on Twitter. But she seems to do a great job. She's on top
of stuff verty well, he said. In a new post entitled the Portrait
of a Crime Victim, he writes, we located, interviewed, and arrested
the suspect for two felonies. We had him rined and brought to jail on
thirty thousand dollars bail. All this prior to the Saint John Fisher incident.
But in less than twenty four hours, he posted Bail was arrested again by
Brighton police for stalking somebody else, not Saint John Fisher, released on an
appearance ticket and back on the street while the rest of us went about our
lives this past weekend. I can only imagine how nervous the victims felt.
That's almost the bigger crime here. It's perpetuated every day by our lawmakers in
Almany. And this is part of what Sheriff Todd Baxter wrote in a letter
that you can you can find on their website and we will call. Uh.
I've said this a few times. I know you have. I know
you have, and I think a lot of people have. And here's one
where it ended okay. It ended okay, But I don't know what if
she goes to grab his hand, and that's just what I'm saying. He's
exactly Doug, and so I don't know. We're gonna call Deputy Hurley and
just see if we get a little more information on this, and I don't
know what the Sheriff's Department's messages as a whole. Deputy Hurley, thank you
for allowing me to interrupt your evening. Absolutely, how are you? I'm
well, how are you? I just want you to know tonight, I
have a giant bandage on my face because I had a skin cancer removed.
And Doug keeps saying that it looks like I told him. I couldn't go
to my dad and say that I wasn't in a podcast anymore. So I
didn't have a steak knife, but I had a sport from Kentucky Fried Chicken,
and I got a good thing good swipe it on his upper lip.
I knew we were somehow connected. I too have bandages and stitches, you
do, I had some. I had some masses removed today to make sure
that they're not cancerous, okay, and a little fore warning they may have
given me a little fatinel so who knows what we're gonna say tonight. All
right, awesome, I love it. Okay, Well, I appreciate by
the way, you could have said no, no, well, because right,
I'm a big fan of Deputy Early. But yeah, I didn't have
fatanyl. I just got numbing in my face and now I have stitches.
It's it's ugly, it's gross, but it'll be fine. And by the
way, it's better than the alternative. I'll say that, yes, trust
me. So the the letter that Sheriff Baxter wrote is interesting and I think
I gotta think, boy, citizens have to appreciate this because he's talking about
the Saint John Fisher thing. And I did not read the whole letter.
I only wrote read some excerpts of it. But I didn't realize that the
student at Saint John Fisher College who had pulled the knife on the dean of
the School of Pharmacology, forcing the school into lockdown, had been arrested twice
before, twice before, not up to date. I know he got it,
you know, he got arrested after the fact. Oh okay, because
he said here in the letter, he said, uh, the arrest is
the we located, interviewed and arrest of the suspect for two felonies. So
is that from the same one that that's ours, that's located in that night
on Jefferson Road. Okay, right, yeah, so that was the two
felonies that came out of that. All right, So I'm glad I'm talking
to you because then I misspoke on this. We had him arraigned and brought
to jail on thirty thousand dollars bail, but in less than twenty four hours
he posted bail, was arrested again by Bregon police for stalking, released on
an appearance ticket. So he was arrested again after the Fisher incident. Yes,
oh there was. There were other charges from Brighton that they had,
which I don't know much about because it's not our investigations, I understand.
Yeah, But then really drives home the dangerousness here, right, This wasn't
a nice plated incident the night that we had. There's there's a pattern here
for sure, But beyond that, it's the inability to hold someone when they've
done something I'll call it hanus, something that is traumatic to a victim.
Absolutely, And this is why the sheriff's always say, like, you know,
it's not the bail. Bail's not the problem, right, It's part
of the problem. People. There's law where people can't be held they you
know, on bail, But they're the important part here in this case and
many many other cases like this one. Right, I don't want to just
harp on Saint John Fisher in this kid. It's anything like this. It's
a dangerous standard, a dangerousness standard, and you know, forty nine states
in the United States have a dangerousness standard and one doesn't New York. How
are we the only one that doesn't? What is a D Can you just
kind of tell us what a dangerous standard would it be? Almost like a
I don't know, like your pain in tolerance and when you go to the
doctor, they go, what are you feeling pain on a one to ten?
Once you're paid? Today, two gays are all up in me and
I'm trying to say this podcast, I'm just trying to say, like,
we go to these guys pretty close to a nine or ten. Right,
So it's essentially exactly that right you're taking, and you're putting the judge in
the judge's hand, who's an elected official. Right people decide who these judges
should and shouldn't be there checking balances there if they're not doing their job.
But it gives the judge the opportunity to say, hey, you know what,
I think this person is a danger to themselves or to others, and
then they can rule to have that person held while they get treatment, they
get the help that they need or evaluated. Right, there's there are things
in place in those other states that we just don't have it, and we've
taken it out of the judge's hands and essentially made it more of a mental
health Are there mental health places to keep people anymore? Do those kind of
go away? Because I was out today and I mean it was a beautiful
day, and in some streets there was just an individual walking down spinning,
spinning in a circle, looking like they're high as a kider. There's something
that right there, right, and like, this person should not be out
they have you just look at them. They have a beautiful mustache because they
had half a mustache. But I'm I'm like, this person should not be
in society. You can just tell sometimes I don't want to sound stereotypical or
you do. That's okay, I'm teasing you. What I understand what you're
saying. Well, let the person spin into traffic, right, and then
the person hits some of their two kids in the car. That's dramatic,
yes, And that's where for mental health we do have basically a dangerousness standard.
Right, is this person a danger to themselves or to others? You
know? If you you know, it's very complicated, but to simplify it,
right, if you're if you're just spinning in a circle and you're not
hurting yourself, you're not running into traffic. You're you're not going to hurt
somebody else. There's not a lot that anybody else can do in order,
you know, because again, people have rights, right, and it all
goes back to that beautiful thing we call the Constitution. People have rights,
so we don't want to infringe on those rights. But the only time that
we can infringe on those is that if they're going to hurt themselves, kill
themselves or someone else, right, and that then we have to because we
don't want people to hurt themselves or others. You think if George Washington,
John Hancock, and Ben Franklin we're in today's world, you think they'd be
like, hey, grab the Constitution, get some white out. That takes
a couple of things. We did not see this coming. Well, it's
so funny because I was reading something today just as a since s Deputy Hurley
mentioned rights. We have rights in this country that we take for granted.
Just the mere fact that you can wear whatever you want, even in the
British version islands and I don't think the US, but the British version you
can't wear camouflage. No, no, really, yeah, it's against the
law. Even even people there on vacation. If you're wearing a flowered shirt,
isn't that came? But they're saying, you know what, I'm saying
military, But yes it is. I wouldn't be caught. But but they're
saying, like, you can't wear that there. I think it. I
don't know it. I don't know what exactly the rule is. But that
is a law. And you know, here, you have such so many
rights that we just take for granted, you know, and you do have
the right. You got the right to spin around, You got the right
to tell to stand on the corner and yell into a megaphone that you know,
Sabby Hurley's mustache is too manly for me, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but I mean you could do that as long as you're not
hurting someone. Well, I don't know if you could. Is that slander
if you did that, I'm not sure. Full disclosure. I plan on
clipping that and putting that up on all my social media. Oh really,
you know, just your little clip you said, because it's beautiful. Oh
yeah, it is manly. I got to tell you I saw it,
and I had you. I don't know if you saw my thing that I
put up to promote the podcast the last time you were on. But that
mustache, it's almost handlebars. Great, it is a great mustache, Freddie
Mercury handlebars going down sort of yeah, sort of a little more manly,
I would say, slightly. Really soon it will be will be allowed to
officially have beards. So wait, that's not allowed the uh that No,
we we are allowed to have beards during certain times because we do we raise
money for charity, you know, kids for cancer and cancer research things like
that. So we raised money and we're allowed. The SHAFF gracially allowed,
graciously allowed us to do it for a couple of months this year and it
was it was awesome. But it's not officially yet. We can't do it
all the time. But okay, yeah we're trying, all right. Well,
yeah, I must be a policy now that I think about it.
I don't know any police officers in any town that has a beard. Couple
that. Yeah, there's there's a couple of circumstances where you can and a
couple. There's one department for sure, I know that does allow it now,
but you know, we digress. Yeah, do you get do you
get a bulletin of I don't want to say all across America, but I'll
think is happening and things to look out for, trends. Sure, so
there's definitely bulletins you hit it right, I ahead that different partners, law
enforcement, different levels right, federal state, all different things, a lot
of a lot of like law officer safety issues right Like one of the ones
that we saw years ago. Now, there was a super soaker fits somewhere.
I forget where they found it, but it looked like a super soaker's
squirt gun, but some of it taken it apart and put a sot off
shotgun inside. Be on the lookout. You know, we caught this.
So if somebody here thought of it, somebody wherever you are probably thought of
it too, and stuff like that. A lot of information sharing, you
know, it's nice. Gone gone are the days. Even in the time
I've been here, departments are just more and more I don't want to say
friendly, but collaborative. Right there. There isn't that turf war. We're
better than you. You know, this is our area. That kind of
stuff like this that that doesn't happened as much anymore. Everybody's more willing,
absolutely, and you know, you go I was told people, you go
back to the Columbine and it was a horrible tragedy, but we learned a
lot of things in law enforcement from them on that job. The different agencies
who showed up couldn't even talk to each other. The radios didn't work together.
That's how they pegregated everything. They were different channels or frequencies, different
frequencies, so they couldn't even hear each other, and it was just a
cluster. So they learned that communications, you know that that was huge.
So they had to start everybody yep. So now we all have radio channels
that we can get on, no matter who it is, so that we
can all coordinate and talk and so just things like that. You're learning and
grow. And you can almost see though originally where I want the sheriffs on
this frequency so we can all communicate. And you know, Rochester, you're
over here, and well, I you know, but being here, can
I go back? I want to go back to the bail I will call
bail reform. But the idea like this guy from Saint John Fisher held on
thirty thousands dollars bail paid it out within twenty four hours. What can we
do as citizens, and the idea would be to vote right. But also,
these are laws that are already made in New York States, So how
do we get that changed. Are there people that we can put in there
that will affect change to make it more I would say common sense maybe,
you know, I would go as far to say that, you know,
this necessarily isn't a political thing, but it's the people who are there now,
right, they represent us. So if we're writing to them and we're
saying, you're writing there, your legislator, your congressman, your state representative,
right and saying, hey, look at why are we the only state
that does not have a dangerousness standard? How are these things happening? We're
set up with it. We demand change, right, We're just we're looking
for safety, you know, and from our point of view, public safety
is the number one responsibility obviously for law enforcement, but it's also for lawmakers.
Those lawmakers, it's your job to keep the people safe that you you're
constituents. So we need to hold them accountable. We need to let them
know what we're doing. Right, And you know, the sheriff is that
consort for Safe Communities. You had those guys on a couple of months or
so ago, and that's what they're doing. Sign that petition, Write your
lawmakers and just let them know. And we see it. People tell us
all the time, I'm set up, I'm tired of this. How do
we fix this? What's going on? They hear about it at Ubering all
the time too, You do ye? Really, people just want to stay
in side all summer with the bikes and everything around the city. They don't
leave their house to go to work and go to the market. That's it.
They won't even anyone to take a walk. It is said, yeah,
and you hit it right on the head earlier, Bill, we have
all these wonderful freedoms in this country. Now people aren't using it. They're
afraid they don't want to. Forty five hundred I think it was forty five
one hundred and eleven cars were stolen in Monroe County last year. Wow,
that's insane. I wonder if you I don't want to go outside. Well,
I just saw a woman, uh that I sort of knew, not
not well. We were friends on Facebook and she posted made it actually made
me sad. It sounds so ridiculous, But she was just talking into her
camera going, uh, yep, I'm moving. I sold my house,
my kids are grown, and uh, you know what, I'm just sick
of it Rochester and I and I'm thinking to myself, boy, I really
love this area and I love where I live. Well, she's down towards
the city, she said. In this video just very short, it was
about three minutes. She said, Uh, I'm tired of having people walk
through my backyard and I see them on my camera. I don't know what's
going to happen. I'm sir, I'm tired of hearing gunshots and sirens at
all hours of the night. And she basically goes, fuck it, Rochester,
I'm out. And I went, oh, boy, that that that,
that to me is like the worst pr you could have for your city.
And uh, it made me. It made me sad. And there
is something to say, like, boy, how do we how do you
just get a little pride back in this? Because I do think majority of
people want to be able to take a walk outside. You know some people
that Doug are talking about but just are too afraid because the smaller them,
the smaller group of people are taking over and running roughshot. Yeah, and
how do you fix that? How do you change that, How do you
change that mentality? Right? You have juveniles running around knowing that there's nothing
that can be done to them, right, And I remember years ago when
before raised the age, we had a bunch of juveniles that would run around
and try to cause the same trouble and you're just doing stupid stuff. But
they knew, they knew. As soon as they turned sixteen, they they
just totally changed. They were angels because then they could be arrested and they
could go to jail and there was consequences, and they just stopped doing what
they were doing because they knew. These kids aren't dumb, right, they
know beings and outs. And now we've made it eighteen. So now up
until eighteen, they know that they can get away with a lot of stuff.
And it's you know, I always tell people to know and listen,
you guys can probably relate to this as well. I didn't fear the police
when I was a kid. I didn't want to have runnings with the police,
right, But if the police were going to catch me for doing something
bad, they were going to take me home to my dad. And that's
what I was afraid of because I knew it was coming then it wasn't.
It wasn't the cops. It wasn't what it was the responsibility and the discippline
at home. Now you can have the cop and the kid in and the
father in the car. Right, you're getting one for you know, you
brought shame on the household, right, you embarrassed theselves. It's just different,
and it's sad in a way. I have a question. I Uh,
that's cut you off. But uh, law enforcement, the numbers,
Uh how is that for the Sheriff's Association for people number the sheriffs? You
know. I was when I took the test back in two thou in four,
I think it was I took it. There was like eighteen hundred people
signed up to take the civil service, and I think we maybe had eight
hundred at the last one. Is that once a year twice a year.
It's once a year to twice a year. It depends on need and different
departments, Like I know they just had one. I don't think we were
part of that one, but usually it's once a year for different departments.
But we were lucky enough to get a nice increase from the county and the
County executive to add an additional forty to fifty deputies fifty four to five hundred
zero one of that, you have cops everywhere's doing shit. I say,
give them back their billy clubs. I'm I'm biased, I'm bad, I'm
sorry. No that and that you're you're you're right, right, And it's
it goes back to what we're talking about, right. We need, we
need clean laws, we need we need easily understandable laws. We need,
you know, squenses for people who do bad things. Yeah, because again,
if it's gta out there, if people don't think there's any consequences to
their actions, what do they care? Right? Right? Well, w
Hurley, I I I appreciate you, uh, give me some time.
And then also just to remind people, write to your representatives and and talk
about this. Why don't we have a dangerous standard for people who are arrested?
And maybe we can change some things because certainly it's it's affecting things at
Saint John Fisher Is It's just one example of I'm sure many that could be
made around the around the county. Yeah, for sure, That's definitely what
I want to portray here. It's not just this one. We're not trying
to you know, shame and you know abuse. This case, it's this
is just the most recent example of many, right, and it's got to
change. People are set up where can people go to read the full letter
that the sheriff ro isn't on your website, U, it is on our
social Media's put that up so it could be anywhere there and while you're there
to scroll through and look at some of our attempt to identify as their admissing
people and help us solve some of these crimes and you know, make it
a little safer out there. Yeah, all right, well, thank you,
and I hope everything turns out well for whatever was going on today,
you too, my friend, all right, thank you, thank you.
Bye. There it goes hurly interesting stuff, right yeah, only only only
just to see because how frustrating for them, Oh, without a doubt,
how frustrating for them. Someone clearly did something and then they're back on the
street. And and again to his point too, Saint John Fisher is just
one example of many different things that are happening. And uh, the only
way to change it is to to let people know. And and it has
nothing to do with and no one wants to see anybody wrongfully arrested or wrong
But this isn't that, This isn't what we're talking about. Yeah, this
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fit in and be popular. But we knew the higherarchy of who is popular
and who was not in school, right, you knew who the kids were
in your high school and in your college and all that stuff and college,
but in high school and high school, for who are the top jocks the
brainy as right? And it was doing drugs, yes, you know,
And so I think that. But I feel like a lot of times you're
trying to live to get somebody else's approval. And my thing has always been,
even with my kids, stop doing it for other people, do it
for yourself. You want to have big muscles and work out because it makes
you feel good and you get satisfied. Great. Don't do it because some
other you think some chick's gonna bang it. Cause it'll work in the short
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night we talked about a local band that is a cover band, but they
they are specific to one artist, okay, and they're very popular, and
the band is run like a corporation. It's an LLC actually, and some
people in the band are leaving. I don't know the people. I don't
have the you got it, okay, So some people are leaving and they're
starting their own but they're calling it the same thing, and they're going to
do the exact same thing, same artists. They sell out everywhere they go.
They do. But I'm not a fan. But so, but that
band, there's a riff in the band. So a group of guys are
leaving and they're going to start. Instead of starting their own band that's going
to play other music, they're gonna play the exact same music. So they're
going to compete against the guys that are there. And my only thing is,
like, so you if I'm in that band, the original band,
I don't even care, right, And here's why, because when you're so
focused on trying to damage somebody else, in the end, the only person
that gets hurt is you. Now you may say to me, well,
that's not true. There's this person and this example and that they're not happy.
You know you. Look, I just read this whole thing today on
squatter's rights and how hard it is to get people's out of homes, and
that one baffles my mind too. But go ahead, New York City.
No, I get it. But even as a squatter, you want to
be a squatter. I don't know. I don't know anybody who's squatted,
so I can't say that sounds so ridiculous to say, but I so I
can't say I don't know what the numbers are. I can't imagine that as
a huge percentage of people. But if you own a property and you wind
up in the hospital and somebody all of a sudden moves in that that's a
headache you never want to have to deal with. So I empathize. But
my point is that the people who are squatting you are living in fear all
the time. Anytime there's a knock on the door, somebody's gonna come,
there's an eviction known as finally apposite. I think they just don't care.
Well maybe, but I think they do. You're never gonna fully have a
great life. That's all I'm trying to say is when you go and all
your whole thing, Oh, if they're not trying to oppress everybody else,
so what do they matter? Maybe you're going home, Yeah, I'm going
to the house that has no lights at the luck leg well a lot of
them do. Actually, you're right, yeah, especially up here because in
the winter you need to keep the heat on, you know, right,
so you can turn it out to pay for though, right while the homeowner,
whoever or whoever owns it does. If I own the house and it's
vacant, right and I'm gonna be selling it, I need to keep it
on so the pipes don't freeze. And in the summer, I may keep
the air conditioning on to try to cool it down. When there's a showing
or so somebody breaks in. You got it, so you're not breaking in
an entery. A squatter, Well, you only have to be a squatter
for ten days in New York City, I think you have to be or
thirty days or something like that. You've got like there's a guy in right
now who's been a property manager on a property for this this family. He
was like their maintenance, live on maintenance guy, live there for ten years.
They want them out, and he's like, I've lived here for ten
years. There are laws that say if you've been at a residence for ten
years and can prove it, there's not you know, it takes a little
extra to get them out. That's all because there are rights of trying not
to wrong affect people right except for you and me right. But my only
thing is I always go when you're coming from pure intention on anything. If
you're living there for ten years, were like a giant. We want to
make a change. How much time do you know? They came to me
and I lived there for ten years ago, Bill, how much you would
I would move. I'm not going to stay. I'm not going to stay.
Where shouldn't you have like a mediator, a policeman, judge. Okay,
we're going to give you two months, but then we want you out.
Yes, well that goes, No, I'm not leaving. Yes,
well, then you've got to go through and you can get it. There
are ways to do it, but it's just more of a hassle and the
whole thing comes. You're right, but in the end the clock's on that
guy, and so you look like the heavy. But really, if your
preer intention is I need to sell this place and you can't be living here,
what you know, that's the whole thing. I just feel like,
even with this band, the people that are gonna go against you, they're
the ones that lose. Anybody who's doing something to get back at you,
to hurt you to they never win. They never win. It may look
like they're winning. You may go, hey man, for the last five
years that guy. Believe me, they're not because somewhere, someway something's sucking
for them and don't even worry about it. So now they're gonna be booked
on both nights. Two z bet bands one in Henrietta, one down in
Bands of Barner. Maybe you'll get people out there and people. Maybe you
might. I don't know. I don't know how it's gonna work. I
have no idea. My only point was that it's a big riff within the
band. I heard more stories today that came at me because of what was
discussed in the podcast, and I wasn't familiar with the story. They can't
share the groupies, so I just go, wow. You know, when
when you start trying to do something like I'm gonna get back at somebody,
it never really goes. It says more about you than it does the person
you're getting back at. So this would be a bad time to bring up
Doug Afied. Go do Doug Afied, I go, you can. You
can do anything you want. But see, that's the thing is like I
I don't even I wouldn't care. I would even tell people go check it
out. I'd be here doing it. It's a steaming pile of ship.
Just like his movie You know something, you got something right? There's you
try to blow your nose with super glue and he just got blown out of
it. This is so it's so annoying. It is really annoying, and
it hurts today, it does. It just hurts a little. You know
what it is. It's the dull aching pain. It's not it's not like
you. Yes, it's a dull aching pain. You got it exactly.
And then so I am annoying. I'm annoyed, and I'm annoying, I'm
sure, but that's all. I just I get bothered by Just go do
what you want to do and and fucking stop worrying about whateverybody what I want
to do. Yes, I know you are. I'm not saying you right,
I'm saying this masculinity thing or anybody else that's trying to do something where
it's always like, well, this is a man up in the city,
so you're not a punk and you always get with your shoulders. Yeah,
and you're looking for trouble and you have to prove it so you have to
fight. Yeah, blah blah. Can you hear it? O God,
I'll kick your and I hear it on the phone, and just like,
oh God, and I just want to say this absolutely makes no sense.
Just make a sentence. Just you're you're yelling about nothing. You're yelling about
nothing, right, there's nothing really going on? Nothing? Well, what
was that Shakespearean quote? Were all we are is players upon the stays,
its struts and frets their hours, and then it's hurt no more. Right,
You're just strutting, fret your hour upon the stage, and then you
are hurt no more. And when you look back and wherever you end up,
you go, Boy, that was really silly. Why did I get
all spun out about that? Gives a fuck? I try not to look
back at stuff like that. I'm just saying, like all of us,
every one of us do it. Well, I'll do it. It's the
human condition, and your mind's going to wander. I can say this and
I'll probably get spun out about something next week. And then your lips,
God, damn that zipper lip, zipper lip, that's what I look like.
I don't want to see it. I don't like it. That's one
thing I hate. People say, hey, I just had my knee up.
The show me a picture of their knee cut open. I'm like,
so, I just hate what is wrong with you? They to me,
do you have my chart? And I said, yeah, I got my
chart. They said, well, they're going to send you all the notes
on this. Don't open it if you don't want to see the wound,
because they're sending you because they take pictures of it. But then they take
a picture of the stitches, and the stitches look kind of cool, they
do. You look like klitch gooff. Caught, You're right now. You
turn your head just in time. Caught. You get your hand up fast
enough. You're tired. You dropped your hands. Who is the doctor Brown?
Doctor Brown? Have you ever remember me? For ten years ago?
He did something on me and doctor Brown is uh, he's just one of
those cool, laid back guys, you know, real real good. Uh
obviously been a dermatologists or doing dermatology surgery and a surgeon. Your Yeah,
that's a difference taking life. I think, yes, it is internet partying.
I think you're average. Doctor's probably not a drinker. Maybe there.
I don't know how many doctors you hanging out with. I know one party
with him? I do Should we not go see him? That's all the
information I'm giving out. Tis all right, Doug, any comedy coming up?
You know what Owens? I got to get Owens? Yeah, Greg
Owens. I did the comedy this weekend at in depew Eagle riders they raise
money for, which was really nice. A service dog for PSD, ps
TD veterans PTS, PTSDM. So way to go. Yeah, yeah,
so nice to know what you're doing there. Right. Hey, here's a
joke, folks. I don't know how to say it. I didn't get
all generally when you hear the the somebody's car backfire, you got PSTD the
only dog joke? Well, did I tell my dog? I don't think
so. You know why blind people don't skydive? Uh because their dog?
Wise, yeah, scares the shit out of Oh yeah, I love that.
When I went on stage, I m seated, did fifteen minutes,
came off. Then Greg Owens went up, who is going to be headlining
at the Carlton April fourth Get meet tickets. I will be opening Cindiorino will
be featuring, but it's gonna be a good hour and a half of comedy
on Thursday night. And then Nick Maher went up. I actually I went
back up in mike and I had forgot a part of my bit. Oh
yeah, so I asked Nick, I go, do you mind if I
tell some more jokes in between? And kind of stretches out. He goes
no, go ahead, So I did that, and then I told a
couple of my favorite older jokes. And it was definitely an older crowd.
The youngest person there was probably thirty five. And then Nick went up into
an hour and then we we raffled off twenty thirty things. It was nice,
good I don't know how much they raised, but it was a nice
crowd, nice club, and they were definitely appreciative, so made me feel
good. I'm gonna try this real quick go ahead to see if this works.
What is it? Your manly mainly thing? Oh? Your son?
Yeah, okay, I just want to see if Jordan's answers. Your dog
doesn't like my socks. I have a whole plethora of like bizarre funny socks,
and I warrant been forwarded to your voicemail and means I don't want to
talk to dad talking to him? What's up with Dad? Hey Dad,
I'm busy. They got stuff going on. I'm being a manly man.
That's Liam Neeson. Yeah, you think he's a tough guy in real life?
Yeah? Yes, Yeah, to a certain degree, I would say
Liam Neeson has suffered one of the toughest things you can suffer. Yes,
the death of his spouse unexpectedly. Not that it's any easier if you knew
it was coming, or push trava cliff. She did. He did.
He is going to be playing Lieutenant Frank Reben in the new Naked Stop It.
I just heard it the other day. I don't like this. Well,
actually he could be pretty funny. He has that street. Yes,
he does, look boy and Uhi Leslie Nielsen. He told his agent when
Airplane came out he was in all these bit roles and uh saw a biography
on the years ago. He was on a sidon an adventure as a captain
and he turns with the binaculars and oh my god, I mean you felt
him that she's gonna hit the flan and obviously ship turned over. And then
he was offered Airplane as a doctor. Uh the Zucker Brothers movie. Yes,
and he goes, I'll do it for nothing. I can't tell him
I do for nothing. But he always wanted to be in a comedy.
And then Police Squad came on. It was a TV show, only had
eleven episodes of my dad and I used to watch that all the time.
Yeah, I forgot about that show until you just mentioned we used to watch
that. My mother loved that show. Yeah, my dad and I did
too. And then there's one, two, three movies and now they're gonna
bring it back with Leam Neeson. Look at this, Yeah, Liam Neeson,
I think has a house by my mom. He did a movie with
his son, and they did a showing in this, I think in a
parking lot of a four brothers pizza in a menia. Dude, New York.
I defy anybody to find a mena on a map, just telling you.
He was small sixty minutes I think years ago, and I heard he
was an upstate New York and my yeah, upstair well they call anything like
I was always all my relatives were from New York City and Long Island,
New Jersey. Referred to Poughkeepsie as upstate and it was below Albuning by an
hour. Yeah, who even knew? They didn't even think of up here.
They should cut off that. I really wanted painting flowers on there with
my pant. Sorry, I'm not sorry. Yeah, I know, you
know. I think New York City should be cut off. We should just
have our old governor, let him have their ownerstand problems up there. Yeah,
you damn problems, leave us alone, all right, Well, no
problems on this show. You look good, Bill, Yeah, I know,
I look great. Gossip. I'm really uncomfortable, like just just just
a dully campe man. It's like fuck, but it's all right. I
shall live. That's right, until next time for Dougie Phelps. That's right.
Oh we didn't even get your intros. All right, you gotta get
your intros. I'm Bill Moran. I'm gonna cut your lip over. I'll
see you tomorrow with unwashed hair and another and the bandage still on. Awesome