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Ex pay check. They come and
get this paycheck, huh, Like this

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is your day off, but I'm
up here to get my paycheck. Dog.

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It really used to be. It
really used to be a time where

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niggas had to pull up for their
paycheck. Keep my motherfucker check. That's

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why I just want to how about
this. I changed my account uh direct

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deposit to another bang so it takes
two paid cycles and then sent me a

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live check on the damn because I
was straight looking at it. I was

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looking at my account that where the
fuck? I don't check my mail like

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that, open my dumb ass,
my dumb ass flash flash deposit that ship.

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You have to wait the nigga.
I'm like, nigga, this is

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the same check y'all direct deposit,
Like why are y'all taking five days to

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actually play my check? I went
the funk off, like this is the

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same motherfucking chick y'all every two weeks, And I think it's They're like,

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bro, we don't know if you
got fired or not, because you're right

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because here's the same check we see
every two weeks. So why I didn't

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come through this goddamn Because I'm leaving
your fun ass no, and that sh

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was wild because you used to have
to fight yourself, like damn, I

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want to call in today, but
I can't call in because I gotta go

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get my check. Know when I
worked at Walmart and I saw all the

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time where brow be working today,
say yeah, I know maning something back

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then, I was like, you
go back there if you want to cart

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you you're supposed to be here all
right. Well, if this is your

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first time joining us, I would
like to properly introduce myself. I am

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a host of favorite otivational speaker MEMI
MEMI seven hundred or come and walker.

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It's a nasty Make sure that you
are shopping the cious Vibes dot com for

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all your adult and intimate toy and
lines you reade needs look lascivious l A

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x C I V I owe you. Yeah, I had a I had

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a dumb moment last night on his
hair. I forgot I didn't. I

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wasn't paying attention at the computer charger
charge. The dogs sat here, Oh

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dead is a like two hours the
whole charger. I was on the live

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like, yeah, I might have
to get all my phone and die well

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as usual Chimo toe. But those
who weren't familiar with her. TikTok.

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Oh TikTok, is that one of
the videos that you said, It didn't

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sound like it. I wasn't just
watching cook Tiktoka nothing, just open Tiktoka.

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Was looking for something. She was
cooking corner. No. I gave

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Casey the nickname Kimmeltoe because I told
everybody how she sat on my cell phone

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and her camel toe broke my phone
screen. Come come, come, Come,

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come, come, she said.
All I got to know is where

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that one end goes and my butt. You can you can use it whatever

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because it's a it's a bullet,
so you can insert it vaginally. You

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can insert it anally if you want
to just use it to tickle a nigga

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nuts or something like that toy I'm
talking about. The Munch For those who

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aren't familiar. Munch is a multi
function vibrator available on the site. It

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is sixty dollars uh. It has
a thrusting and vibrating bullet on one end,

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and it has a munching mouth with
a rapidly flicking tongue on the other.

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So yeah, you can use it
on your nipples. Glitterists head of

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the penis balls, whatever you whatever, you want to put it on.

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Yep, it's yeah, and I
mean, hey you can. Hey,

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if you want to use it to
give a goot smooch, you were more

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than welcome to do. So it
was made for every think you need that.

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I don't even know what we're talking
about, but that's the candidate for

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episode NW already got one. Ain't
nobody food of that ship a whole series?

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No, Yeah, but but that
toy is very, very versatile.

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Actually posted some reviews. There were
two besties like they bought it from me

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from us Yeah, they I bet
yeah. They they bought them at the

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pop up shop and she sent me
like they text exchange like after she was

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like, dude, let me know
after you try this. So I posted

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that the reviews. Yeah, but
everybody who's you know, who was purchasing

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so far, they love it.
I really need people who purchased things to

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leave reviews directly on the site for
me. Please. You are able to

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leave product reviews on the site,
so if you can definitely help me out

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with that and make sure you're leaving
reviews on the site for other customers who

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aren't familiar with me or you know, my products. That helps me because

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a lot of us that's how we
shot. We use product reviews and you

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don't want ship that you're looking at, like dang, I like this,

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but ain't nobody talking about it.
That's how the Rose got so popular because

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so many people were talking about it. The Rose was out for minute before

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even I actually I made my review
and that review got shared so many times

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with people that was like I'm going
to buy, I'm going to buy them,

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going to buy you and that.
Yeah. So my homegirl, Allegra,

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she reached out and she was like, Mimi, why don't you like

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you need to be getting paid for
this. I was like, damn you

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right out and said in plenty referrals. She was like no, she was

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like, you need to open your
own and you know, sell your own

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ship. So Allegra is actually the
one that lit the fire under me for

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Combers Candy Closet and got me started
because I was like, damn, you're

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right, like you know, especially
because I was already doing only fans.

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But see Casey's in the comments.
And that's another thing she said twice as

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nice fuck that roll. Because the
rolls was so popular, I kept telling

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everybody about twice as Nice. I
was, yeah, yeah, I was

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putting every day, those will be
restocking. I'll be getting to smoking here.

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You got all the smoking snacks.
You a smoker went to the store.

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Yeah, I said you did you
ready? Because I really quite said,

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hey, guy nod. We know
he didn't because we can go.

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Yeah, that's why we late late
today because we literally he walked in.

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He was like no. That's why
Tone laughed and the chat after that because

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yeah, but I was telling everybody
about about twice as Nice, and a

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lot of people weren't picking up on
it because it didn't have the word of

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mouth that the roads did. But
once people actually trusted me and my recommendation

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and actually bought the twice as Nice, I don't have one single person that

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doesn't love that toy. It's phenomenon. That's my favorite. I preferred twice

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as Nice over the broc. You
come to work tomorrow, smoke weed every

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day. But as usual, I
am joined by my co host. We

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got the narcissists, the pie Guy
one aka the Forgotten One. Today you

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just lost one. The man behind
the magic. We got the classic man,

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mister Tone Death, the producer for
Hostally awkward and so many other amazing

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pies on the CR network. Mister
Essential, especially because he had to go

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back out and pick up one.
Today we got Tomas in the building aka

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mister ignored. The group chat.
Nigga's like five group chats in my damn

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phone. I gotta figure it out. It's a lot of stuff. Hey,

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all I know is November seventeenth at
Delicious Bites. We have canned bites.

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It's gonna be an art show at
Delicious Bites where food is getting to

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be available for purchase and artwork by
can beat. So just make sure November

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seventeenth. In November six is my
birthday. No one there, that's a

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Friday. I haven't made the ad
yet, but I will like chats too,

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So like I pinned all the group
chats to the top. Oh you're

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talking about the chats? Yeah,
like you like when you can do more

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than like one or two more than
one? Okay, I do that.

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There's still niggas be like, some
niggas get in the group chatting, But

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some niggas get in a group chat
and go into a whole blown out conversation

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for like two hours before you can
even get to it. I'm like,

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I'm out of I'm out of the
loop. I tag out type of nig

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you don't go back and I tag
out because I'm like in the restling group

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chat. Sometimes I'm not like,
I don't scroll back to where I last

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go minute. I just like trying
to fit in where the I'm just let

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it go. I like to sleep
about the time I see ship like there,

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I don't even the whole show,
and I don't care why that coming.

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You heavy on the narcissist and then
out of the blue you got your

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comments like that. As long as
I can put it in my butt pause,

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I don't care. London has been
on this and the bullet really really

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really vibrates like that much like I
put it on the table to test it,

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like when I first first first got
them and I was sorry, it

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is gonna be a good time.
If you ever had Tomarra tomorrow White's food

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at Delicious Bikes, you should try. Delicious Bikes should be a sponsor.

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They should just be a natural sponsors. The food is outstanding, everyone outstanding.

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She's got vegan, she's got non
vegan, she's got the only choices

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vegan. Yeah, but I just
make sure that people know she got vegan,

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but she's got the the the cheesecake
cups NI vegan too. Yeah,

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why is she too fine? Then
I get to hear ninety eight point three

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they gotta because three D we are
not two hours late. We were thirty

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minutes late? Yeah, because why
can we just y'all? I'm like,

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don't own ship. I was reading
comments and said, Joab two hours late.

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I said, we was only thirty
minutes and this is her first comment.

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We've been on for how long you
late, nigga? And then she

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just said she our ahead of us, niggah with her near minds? Did

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you know you? Did you introduce
her? Okay, that was wondering stuff.

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I said, well, my birthday
is November six, and tell you

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throwing out all right, I mean, I'm saying I just want to make

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sure I get that there before we
got in. But okay, go ahead,

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because I saw this and I was
making sure that stop discuss nasty work.

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Nasty work happened, say, and
of course, last but never least,

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the beautiful Serena in the building,
hell beautiful the owner of I am

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chronically resilient, and also the new
Yeah, I still got my work hood

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you on and then also the owner
of the Luxury South, Caroline Lowly to

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Jay jab this rebranding this weekend,
you have had, you know, beautiful

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astronomical feedback. No, actually it's
my my mom. So that's where I

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come from. I was cleaning off
my dresser and guess what I found.

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I bought. I forgot. I
bought another banging body butter from me that

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I did one that means you've been
Ashley all this time. I'm using the

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man the Strawberry. I'm gonna have
an actual post. I'm gonna say,

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hey, I want some suggestions whatever. It's the top folk that person's go

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wood for because they because they know
they love them. God damn teeth Wood.

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I'm buying it all. As soon
as bathroom body words hit me with

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the one two sails. Actually yep, they're about to have another one.

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Because as soon as Black Friday hitting
me, if I'm ashy, I walk

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around, what is that Champagne ship
from uh Champagne to just keep the banging

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body butters on that. Come hi, Rabbi, you haven't been here in

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a while. You been in your
deep relationship and ship cold Mario. We're

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talking about tonight Mario keeping the hostage
in the baby if you if you not

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save Rabbie blink twice about we broke
up again? What's up? Death,

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Rabbi can celebrate accepted her friend requests
last week you finally did. Yeah,

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while you are here in black listing
people because trying to kill him? Yeah?

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Yeah that Taylor p Wow when to
say no, I didn't know nothing

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about tel does he really said?
I don't think he does. Tommy only

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doesn't say no. But have you
seen overly aggressive women? Rita said,

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putting it in the buttons? What
I walk in on? That's what I'm

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talking about. Yeah, we were
talking about much one of my newest toys

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on laius vibes dot com. I
definitely encourage y'all to go get that because,

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like I said, there's so many
functions on one toy, and you

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can use it on so many different
parts of the body, and not just

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women's. You can use it on
you know, your partners, I said,

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testicles, head of the penis,
you know, go ahead and let

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the thing vibrate across the shaft a
little bit, make them little toes pop

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do a lot. Man, look
at me like that? Yeah, that

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is a while we're not talking about
what's going on the good when you buy

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the sunflower to crack the shell place
it's pretty because it said Taylor Port is

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horrible. I took ship right the
rabbit crib. Oh yeah, because you

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know that you playing. You're not
supposed to bring ship that's cooking wine,

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that cooking sherry. Well they actually
tell you because like there's like cooking wine,

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cooking wine, like it's like salt
and ship added in it, like

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that you're not supposed to drink.
But the experts actually actually tell you that

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you are supposed to cook with the
wine that you would drink. Bro,

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don't tell you. I'm you do
that bring out the greatness? Like maybe

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if you like, I don't know, Taylor, I haven't had anything,

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have had anything because you a whole. That's a rabbity line. No,

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no, Rabbity is lying. She's
telling about some she ain't had nothing in

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her ass in a while. I
guess diamond foot don't count. Specified were

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you I need to order tonight?
What's some favorites again? Definitely make sure

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that much twice as nice ain't stocked
in yet. But what I'm gonna use

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the bros on my tip one of
these days. Thank you. Yeah,

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big Paul Bro, we didn't even
know that to yourself. Hey, that's

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what I I've done it. Yeah, it's different coming, it's a different

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way. That's just like I Bro
would have walked through the circles everybody head.

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It was like, y'all last night, what's wrong with that? It's

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a lot wrong party. The niggas
that let you take charge, it ain't

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no. So when they let you
take charge, you got to make them

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let you take charge. That's where
all the excitement that break that down put

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the niggas in the back room.
So for a nigga that just lays down

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and like all right, you know, just have at it, that's not

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where the fun is at it when
he kind of like he's exerting his masculinite

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and ship because he doesn't want to
feel like he's being dominated. But you

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got a fucking forcing and not like
in a RAPEI way, it's just yeah,

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but not in like a rape way. Is just you're showing that you're

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more dominant that he is in that
moment, and then the motherfuckers melt like

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better. The stories that we tell
here protect I'm just these are the victims

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when it's your turn, watch the
fuck out. But I'm just I'm talking

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about that saying in that same session, all right, yeah you see,

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and and that's why, Hey,
that's why I'm called a switch because I

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can go back and down what you'd
be doing the tag team because bait,

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that's not Bab's a he's a big, buff ass nigga. So for me

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to control this nigga and like fucking
grab this nigga by his fucking throat and

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man handed like like I love it. I don't know what Mario is talking

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about that. I got called out
my name for saying there should be a

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marital aid fundraiser for the homeless port. How do we get here? I

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don't know. I'm just I'm just
reading it. That's my sur MD twenty

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twenty era. No tailor Port is
not MB twenty twenty, niggas, it's

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not. No, it's not I
had MB twenty twenty. You can believe

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that ship a Taylor Port is m
D fifty to fifty. Read it.

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That's why we jig. All right, So Mario was gonna explain, I

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feel like it will help cut down
the population. Too many poor people having

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sex for entertainment. If we give
them sex toys, it would encourage them

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to do better. I see what
she thought. It was a good idea,

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all right, all right, so
he wants to have a sexuoy drive,

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marital aid drive, a marital aid
drive. That makes it more polity

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or correct. Hey, it's nasty
work if you are married and you're homeless.

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This is nasty. Like both of
y'all homeless and y'all married. That's

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that's bad. That's bad. This
is a bad situation. Bro. Can

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you imagine a homeless only fans that's
wild? It's probably already out there,

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no, because no, it was
tone just said, YOA shouldn't be trying

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to fucking listens for content. So
I'm like, dog, a homeless only

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fans is wild. Like you got
to go to the public library to use

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their wife by to upload ship they
using first of all, using their government

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phones, So that's start right there
too. And somebody google people already like

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public sex, so there's a lane
for that. Then dirty mic and the

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boys over there fucking in the yards. You know, they haven't recorded that

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a couple of times, So that's
homeless sex. Niggas niggas right, you

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know, there's some regular porn from
like that looks homeless. Yeh oh yeah,

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like because y'all already know how I
feel. I am not a fan

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of commercial porn. I don't like
commercial I have yeah, but some amateur

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ship really looks like they just pulled
whatever fucking crackhead was, Like, yay,

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you can record as long as I
get that rowdy. You know,

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I have one request. I seen
someone one request? Can all the black

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amateur damn porn? Can you change
the battery in your damn smoke, detective,

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please? I think it's just the
one person you follow. No,

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every time, it's always some niggas
trying the house. Hey, I like

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that ship, but change changed,
like, don't Lucky for me. The

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hotels are like me, where you
can actually go I mean, I mean

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in a hotel outside somewhere because my
you know, my people, they love

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public stuff. But yeah, a
homeless only fans will be wild. You

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get the home, you just let
them go their own. Do you stand

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there with the camera? Do you
just set it up in the vicinity and

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see what happens? Like wow,
quite a bit about back in the day

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in the trap, the homeless used
to use my basement for their own playboy

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mansion. See a homeless persons throw
away. See there's a lane. I

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don't know who's watching this lane,
But isn't that the other guys where the

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homeless had I've definitely seen them,
she said. I've seen some wild videos

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of the homeless fucking on the street. Me too, Like they've definitely like

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on the bus stops and ship like
they beget I guess they would be home.

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I guess they would be homeless.
The ones that I see, like

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reels and ship people will post like
that. It's crazy. I haven't seen

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porn though, I mean it happens
people outside. That's what it's called.

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Shut your dirty mouth, that's funny, you said, I don't watch that,

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no, like, and I'm serious, Like there is a lot of

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because, like I said, we
get a lot of flak for having only

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fans as women, especially like locally, when I know way more guys locally

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that have only fans than women here. But the guys, it's like they

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be so thirsty to get kind tent
that they will live like anybody that says

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yes to be on camera their recording. It's like, bro, this fucking

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entire video looked like it's stink.
I'm just right on here. Look,

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oh it's dank. Mm hmm.
They spent their money, so it was

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okay. It's not okay, bro
Like your basement smell like moth balls and

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dirty draw and and old and old. Mine used to smell like that.

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And that's why I quit. I
told y'all, I was running like a

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little mini brothel in high school,
like because we could. And I used

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to let them. I used to
let them run holes in the basement down

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there. But that last bitch,
she was a little ripe. I was

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like, mm hm, y'all gotta
go. That ship was in the drywall

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for like four days. Ye dirty, dirty and the girls down there,

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Like that's gonna be had a dirty
Michelle and the girls for now. I

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do that one. That's the name
of show dirty. I know everything like

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that. We might we might do. I get it, but that's that's

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that's one of the options. That's
right, But that that ship is crazy

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almost only want we're gonna start doing
it like the boat Winkle show, like

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whether they have one title or and
then they have a second one, Like

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it was like dirty, what was
a dirty mouth? Dog? Mario said,

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I've got some pussy on the bus
stop in my youth, and when

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I stayed in Cleveland, they were
always having homeless sex on the train,

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the train, the play, because
there was always someone sucking in some box

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cards somewhere homeless or not. Bro, you know what disgusting. That's why

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I was mad walking trying to get
the little The essence of homeless people is

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wow, no, no, no, but the true homeless why y'all essence

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out here? Essence homeless, assence
assassinating. They don't don't because there's and

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it's like people be so like excited
to like visit New York and ship I've

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never wanted. I'm not the minute
you get off that plane of New York

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slaps you no right, Like public
transportation in New York nothing but dirty and

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the boys on those and yeah,
and honestly and honestly, like a lot

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of a lot of the filmed videos
that I have seen with homeless people getting

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busy in New York, New York
crazy party is they're not even homeless.

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That's just how New York can be
sometimes. Oh no, homeless, bro,

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I'm like, is it worth staying
in your good hand washed pair of

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drums? You just get a tequila. I hope not that much. No,

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that guy, I can see the
bubbles in it. That's a caffeinated

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beverage it. Yes, you a
caffeinated beverage trump there. Yeah, but

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what do we have drinking in there? It has carbon? Oh, Mario

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said, we need to turn off
your mic. The essence of homeless people

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dirty micing the boys or the essence
of homeless people? How it works?

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That's a Rocky and Bullwinkle title.
Bro y'all is horrible. You you bring

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us together for this? This is
how people start or in their week.

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First of all, this is not
why I bring y'all together. I bring

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y'all together for quality family time and
psychological release. Okay, we are your

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therapy. This this, this podcast
is a reflection of your thoughts. So

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how often do you think about homeless
sex? Man? How often you and

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the boys getting busy in your yards? That's what I'm saying, Like,

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what be on your mind? How
did we get one that's sick? They

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shouldn't be fucking unless they're doing content. I was just my fault because see

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I feel like that's one of those
things where had we not had this conversation,

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I would go back and listen to
the trump Like, dam why talking

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about homeles sex y'all was out here
talking about homeless people talking about toys and

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it just okay, So technically this
is Mario funk. Yes, yeah,

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Mario was doing the homeless sex drive. Thanks a lot, Ma, you

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don't even be here. Maybe that's
the name of the episode. Thanks for

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nothing, Maria. We're the only
show that does not have a topic more

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title pre airring. Wee si chemistry
is so naturally organic. We just when

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I have topics. I can't help
that. Yes, blame Mario. Let's

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go see the way you be dogging
me, like, don't be all this

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life. But I'm just saying,
though, does that not look like Teddy

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Pendergrass? He congratulations to your wife. She's got her she's got her doctorate.

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Doctor Hayes started listing to your wife, she gotta why are you?

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Oh he's he's one. He post
his wife and be like, hey,

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look at that ass. He was
one of them niggas. But you know

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it's speaking of that, And it's
so funny because I say that all the

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time. You have so many guys
that love to tell us what other men

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not gonna like bro, if you
don't want that, that's fine. But

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I know plenty of guys. They
love to show off their wives. You

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nigga's not married. Y'all been single
longer than us, trying to threaten us

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with being single, like I'll go
die along with cats, Like I would

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rather that than be with you.
Shit, you how fucked up to be

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or a woman for me? You
for me to want to die? And

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I'm allergic to cats, like,
definitely allergic to cats. So for me

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to want to spend the last ten
minutes of my life with cats rather than

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be in a lifelong relationship with the
Walgreens cookies? Is the lick? That's

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that's I'm just saying this is a
lick like that? Then then are the

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ship right next to Actually, I'm
allergic to neglect to motherfuckers? How about

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that neglected in the group? This
is up there with white boy one white

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boy, one Dominican Dominican one white
want to well until we prove that his

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dad is not white. Well,
since we've already discussed how shitty New York

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is, we might as well go
ahead and broke this video. Play the

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news video, Timmy, you're allergic
to everything? She is yeah, crack

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pipe vending machine in New York.
Instead of Dorrito's, you got free crack

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pipes. The neighbors hated it because
it a mecca to junkies. Eric Adams,

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put this vending machine out there,
What do you want to tell them

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take back? We need to not
put drugs in our community. I mean,

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if you want to put something here, put something for the kids to

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learn, something for the kids to
do useful, you know, with their

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lives, not do drugs. I
want this moved. I don't want this

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here. I think this is a
horrible idea. Primetime Foyd New York City

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for the crack pipe vending machine contracts, and we found out that New York

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City paid six hundred and seventy six
hundred thousand dollars for one vending machine.

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If we wanted free crack pipes so
badly, why didn't we take a regular

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vending machine. We already had removed
the milky ways and put in crackpipes.

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But here's the kicker. We found
out the crackpipe vending machines only really cost

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ten grand a pop. So where'd
all the other six hundred thousand dollars go?

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A bunch of nonprofits skim the money
off the top. They said the

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money was for true reining. So
we just paid someone six hundred and fifty

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thousand dollars to train a guy had
to plug in a vending machine. This

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isn't an F thirty five, and
the crack pipes are free. Nobody even

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comes and collects the money. We
reached out to New York City Health Department

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and they basically told us crackpipe's cure
addiction. So who got the money?

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Services for the undeserved? Who supposed
to help the homeless got two hundred grand

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for the crack mar Chel and Y
also got two hundred grand for the crackpipe

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vending machine, and their pack endorsed
Schumer. And guess what Schumer did to

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return the favor. He's asking Congress
to buy the group of new headquarters for

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three million dollars. That's your money. Another group got money too. None

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of these nonprofits are nonprofits. It's
all profit. Politicians send them our money.

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They take a big cut of it
and endorse the politician who sent them

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the money, And each year the
number of homeless crackheads goes up. Every

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he wins except for us win time
time out ain't no fucking way that that

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was, like, really on the
news, it cannot be. No,

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that's a real news, that's a
Republican news network on top of that,

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So you're telling me in the middle
of New York City it's a vendor machine

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that's giving out crack pipes. What
the entire fuck is going on in the

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world. But they laughed at Mario, bro it's a very who is it

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is twenty twenty three, who's still
smoking crack? Anyway? A lot of

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people like crack. I thought we
moved on to like oprs and heroin.

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Wire is very very very very very
close to reality. Mario, you said

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it also had narn can't help you
with Yeah, yeah, I think it's

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actually when you have certain prescriptions,
I think it's required that you. Yeah,

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so they don't even they don't care
if you're drug aic or not.

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If you get certain prescriptions. I
think it's a requirement keeps them from stealing

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stealing what she ain't no damn toasters
and ship in that it's a crack pipe,

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y'all acting like they gave niggas free
crack. The free crack might help

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you from stepping man. It's just
like you can get needles and ship for

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heroin same ship. It's not that
I right, it's not that outrageous.

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Actually that ship is wild. It's
wild, but it's not outrage it's the

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whole thing crack machine. Where is
the Vendom machine with the gelato in it

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or the Vendom machine with the wedding
cake or some ship? Where is the

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weed vendor? Where is the damn
repassed green bean machine? Still hit the

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cerame sitting in the bit of machine
though also to be like one or whatever?

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Yeah? Yeah, what would you
want? Like green beans on hand?

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I went to a funeral and I
had the option to get some green

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beans. Just want to make sure
everybody did you get some? I didn't.

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I wasn't hungry, but I was
just wondered. It was it was,

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00:37:15.719 --> 00:37:19.280
it was. It's been a gold
bowl of just green beans and whatever

404
00:37:19.360 --> 00:37:22.280
smoked me. I was feeling some
kind of way that day, and it

405
00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:28.559
wasn't. Really it goes. It
goes with the cons They have those one,

406
00:37:29.199 --> 00:37:32.920
yes, but do we have those? Probably do well? You don't

407
00:37:34.000 --> 00:37:37.679
leave the blocks at least it don't
look like it was stepped. Don okay?

408
00:37:39.000 --> 00:37:45.599
I have a sh you got about
it? Mm hmm. I went

409
00:37:45.679 --> 00:37:49.679
with you weren't here for like a
month, and I went with the silk

410
00:37:49.760 --> 00:37:55.039
the SI just talking about ship,
talking about right now, I'm here.

411
00:37:55.480 --> 00:37:59.440
I mean, I'm right here.
I'm right here. I'm right here.

412
00:37:59.519 --> 00:38:01.559
Don't beat that guy. Were you
here? Were you here the day I

413
00:38:01.639 --> 00:38:07.880
were bying? No? All right, relevant happening. I didn't say that

414
00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:09.679
was relevant. I'm just trying to
move on from it. Say we got

415
00:38:09.719 --> 00:38:15.079
better days ahead of us. Can
beats is here? Cheer cheer. Mario

416
00:38:15.239 --> 00:38:20.960
said that keeps you from overdosing.
I am for them giving out narking and

417
00:38:21.679 --> 00:38:24.679
quick maybe even I be needles to
keep people from sharing. Yeah, that

418
00:38:24.800 --> 00:38:29.480
happened because of the age epidemic.
Yeah that makes sense. That was actually

419
00:38:29.559 --> 00:38:36.039
on the wire for a season.
Oh I didn't, I didn't see I

420
00:38:36.199 --> 00:38:43.039
was over here. I thought you
was my partner. You trust, young

421
00:38:43.800 --> 00:38:52.079
gras. What have we said about
everything trusted? Because everything is everything is

422
00:38:52.159 --> 00:38:58.639
trash as the ground the opposite.
No, but he really believing that ship

423
00:38:58.719 --> 00:39:05.400
though, I'm the baby showers are
nice, yes, pause pause, pause,

424
00:39:06.320 --> 00:39:10.119
But the repass green beans, then
our cant brings you out of an

425
00:39:10.199 --> 00:39:16.000
overdose. But what is the public
health risk with crackpipes. Did they burn

426
00:39:16.039 --> 00:39:22.440
their lips and pass some blood born
illness? I'm sure they got crackpipes that

427
00:39:22.559 --> 00:39:29.000
don't burn your lips because they were
using like antennas like most cracked users.

428
00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:35.159
Literally we having cracked up lips.
Have you got blood all over the place

429
00:39:35.199 --> 00:39:40.639
of their AIDS infested people smokeing crack
together, I'm assuming their blood inested people.

430
00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:45.119
Look, bruh, that's you don't
take in our can because you might

431
00:39:45.199 --> 00:39:49.840
overdose. Who's that that you don't
take our can because you might overdose?

432
00:39:50.599 --> 00:39:58.760
Facebook is you're hiding behind an anonymous
monker man, Sir sir man. I

433
00:39:58.760 --> 00:40:00.719
don't know who they are, I
said, sir man, because I don't

434
00:40:00.719 --> 00:40:04.280
know which one is. I figured
that was Jamal because I saw him saying,

435
00:40:04.280 --> 00:40:07.880
I know that's right. If you
burn the pipeline enough, it's going

436
00:40:07.920 --> 00:40:14.000
to burn the lips, regardless of
what is made of. Yeah, it's

437
00:40:14.039 --> 00:40:19.000
the same thing with smoking the ball. You do think everything is just said

438
00:40:19.119 --> 00:40:23.079
that you take you take nar can
because you might overdose. Who's at that?

439
00:40:25.119 --> 00:40:28.679
No, I know, I'm saying
who here said that? For him

440
00:40:28.719 --> 00:40:32.519
to put that in the comments?
Like yourself? Brother, Hey, I

441
00:40:32.599 --> 00:40:35.760
don't know. I mean, I
don't see you I'm something bad. I'm

442
00:40:35.840 --> 00:40:37.719
using my better judgment to see that, it says Facebook user. That's what

443
00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:45.559
I'm saying, give unless you're talking
about because of what they make it a

444
00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:51.519
requirement, like with certain your prescriptions
and ship, like they make you take

445
00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:53.480
nar can. And I don't mean
like they make you take it, like

446
00:40:53.599 --> 00:40:59.079
physically take it. I mean like
they make you take it with you my

447
00:40:59.199 --> 00:41:02.559
Caroline brother. It's not that even
if you don't abuse your drugs, if

448
00:41:02.599 --> 00:41:07.320
you have certain prescriptions. Now I
think that it's they make it mandatory now

449
00:41:07.360 --> 00:41:12.880
that you have to have. They're
like, all you might not be,

450
00:41:13.400 --> 00:41:15.440
you know, a crackhead, but
just in case you is, you'll be

451
00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:22.440
ready to type ship. I just
think most of most things, and most

452
00:41:22.480 --> 00:41:24.559
of the stretch, you're not between
you know what, between you and my

453
00:41:24.639 --> 00:41:29.800
brother in the comments, I don't
know who's more cynical about life. It's

454
00:41:29.880 --> 00:41:32.480
okay to certain things trash, but
some things that you think are trash,

455
00:41:32.519 --> 00:41:37.639
I'll be like, no, you
can't be real human. Okay, this

456
00:41:37.719 --> 00:41:43.000
is the test. That's that do
you eat candy corn? That's not all

457
00:41:43.079 --> 00:41:45.639
tests. No one should eat candy
corn. That's the trash test. If

458
00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:51.840
he says trash, he's not a
contrarian. She said, we used to

459
00:41:51.840 --> 00:41:55.159
give junkies and ar cane when they
odd and passed out. You should that's

460
00:41:55.159 --> 00:41:59.119
there. Yeah, they need that. We want them to live and get

461
00:41:59.199 --> 00:42:01.800
high another day that they've been advertising
that on ninety eight zero point three.

462
00:42:02.239 --> 00:42:06.840
But we can get it if they
need it. Oh, yep, you

463
00:42:06.880 --> 00:42:09.039
see me because she said, yes, what oxy? They gave me a

464
00:42:09.079 --> 00:42:15.320
script for narcan? Well, oxy
is different with any machines, clearly they

465
00:42:15.360 --> 00:42:16.800
are. No. But that's what
I said. I said, with certain

466
00:42:16.880 --> 00:42:22.719
prescriptions, they don't make sure that
you have nar can too, like even

467
00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:28.159
if you not you know, showing
the history of drug abuse or anything.

468
00:42:28.320 --> 00:42:34.159
Once you had those prescriptions, they
automatically do it now for some places because

469
00:42:34.239 --> 00:42:37.480
they because mama, you know,
she's in pain management and with all of

470
00:42:37.559 --> 00:42:46.880
the ship that they give her.
Right Peo, I mean, that's how

471
00:42:46.960 --> 00:42:50.440
we look. We can't help that. We got titties. That's how you

472
00:42:50.480 --> 00:42:59.079
wear a fucking seatbelt, or we
just don't take you take the wait to

473
00:42:59.159 --> 00:43:04.000
god damn many here way, the
motherfucking gotten damn nigga. So s doc

474
00:43:04.159 --> 00:43:09.480
thinks everything is fucking trashed. But
this nigga eats candy core He did you

475
00:43:09.519 --> 00:43:16.639
say, what was that test?
He wo has the most invalid opinion in

476
00:43:16.760 --> 00:43:22.960
the history of opinions. This nigga
is not to be trusted. He's eight

477
00:43:23.079 --> 00:43:29.880
years old with a beer domestic terrorists
bro That is wild for him to say

478
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:38.039
so miss past green beans, but
he eats candy with the little white potatoes

479
00:43:38.119 --> 00:43:45.920
to like what is his own?
That's your friend is out of patrol and

480
00:43:46.000 --> 00:43:50.760
people are dying, dying. It's
wild out here. Yeah, that's why

481
00:43:50.800 --> 00:43:52.800
they don't want me to do much. I'm trying to be safe, not

482
00:43:52.920 --> 00:43:57.760
tra well. Accept that I think
I have. I think I have a

483
00:43:57.840 --> 00:44:01.360
new crackhead on the block. Now
it's the one dying. Just I hate

484
00:44:01.480 --> 00:44:06.119
raising brawn. Cut off one head, another one grow. I think when

485
00:44:06.159 --> 00:44:08.880
they when one crackhead realizes the spot
opens up, they quickly move in.

486
00:44:09.599 --> 00:44:14.880
Now. The only reason why,
like squatters, the only reason why I'm

487
00:44:14.960 --> 00:44:17.559
going. I don't think I've ever
been around for that kind of transition.

488
00:44:17.639 --> 00:44:23.920
Because crackheads are durable. They last
for a long time. Crackheads have outlived

489
00:44:24.079 --> 00:44:27.880
most of the people that are Like
if I went to my old hood.

490
00:44:28.199 --> 00:44:30.480
The crackheads are still there. It's
the other niggas that die. I resented

491
00:44:30.519 --> 00:44:34.880
them niggas when my mom passed.
My mother was eating by the man,

492
00:44:35.039 --> 00:44:37.440
she was being healthy and ship.
She died of cancer and fucking crackhead walking.

493
00:44:37.480 --> 00:44:43.960
This motherfucker to today she died,
Damn there fifteen years ago. Crackheads

494
00:44:43.960 --> 00:44:51.119
still running walk. I only assumed
this because I was standing on the porch

495
00:44:51.199 --> 00:44:57.079
one night and I was smoking raising
bran. A certain car pull up in

496
00:44:57.119 --> 00:44:59.880
front of her house. But I'm
like, man, that could be in

497
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:04.199
body, that's probably not folk,
that could be anybody, until like five

498
00:45:04.320 --> 00:45:07.840
minutes like went by, and then
like he turned the car back on or

499
00:45:07.920 --> 00:45:09.320
some the lights come on and he
slid down the front of the house,

500
00:45:09.840 --> 00:45:13.800
slid the window down. Was like
the meet the blood cutz. I was

501
00:45:13.920 --> 00:45:19.880
like, house, I know what
you do for a fucking recreation, Like,

502
00:45:19.960 --> 00:45:28.880
I know what type of time you
want home? Bro, what you

503
00:45:28.960 --> 00:45:31.800
said, don't tell cracks to my
people, the people that live next door

504
00:45:31.840 --> 00:45:35.880
to me, because we don't know
this one. I knew the other one

505
00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:38.960
that stayed on the other side.
I knew him. That's my nigga.

506
00:45:40.320 --> 00:45:44.079
Right, but I don't fuck with
these people that on the left side,

507
00:45:44.360 --> 00:45:50.480
so they still need they cracked too. Like I know, I don't be

508
00:45:50.639 --> 00:45:54.320
hearing crackheads talk about they got diabetes, they got the gout, nothing.

509
00:45:54.639 --> 00:46:01.480
They don't care like uba got,
No, I said, I don't be

510
00:46:01.599 --> 00:46:05.599
hearing about crack as having diabetes,
the gout, none of that ship.

511
00:46:05.599 --> 00:46:08.320
It's like crack is a fucking repellent. No, they just don't care about

512
00:46:08.360 --> 00:46:13.159
all that because the cracks don't kill
them. I don't care about betes.

513
00:46:13.199 --> 00:46:22.960
They don't care crack down. Raising
bran crunch is not trash corn, but

514
00:46:22.079 --> 00:46:28.599
raising brand. Raising brand is trash. Raising crunch is a whole different ship.

515
00:46:29.199 --> 00:46:34.559
Bro, long time. No see, it's like it's like we.

516
00:46:35.719 --> 00:46:38.840
It's like we. It's got granola, it's got sweets, shi sweetersh it's

517
00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:43.800
fire, even though I still think
raising anywhere. Hey, but you do

518
00:46:43.920 --> 00:46:46.760
that drop some like you cut some
strawberries or some some bananas and throw that

519
00:46:46.760 --> 00:46:52.360
ship in there. It's a smart
bananas bananas and that sh it's crazy pipe

520
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:59.360
not peels. The hashtag knock it
off, sir, who probably you could

521
00:46:59.400 --> 00:47:01.599
you keep talking about the seatbelts,
No, I said, that a long

522
00:47:01.679 --> 00:47:12.880
time ago. I was talking about
Andre Douglas, welcome to the show,

523
00:47:13.000 --> 00:47:17.320
thank you. They don't get that
ship alcoholics to yes, you know,

524
00:47:17.599 --> 00:47:23.000
and but it is it's like alcoholics
they got kidney disease, lived all this

525
00:47:23.199 --> 00:47:29.559
kind of show. Niggas beyond niggas, beyond dialysis and ship. But crackheads,

526
00:47:29.599 --> 00:47:32.039
bro, they don't be having nothing
wrong. They just be dry as

527
00:47:32.119 --> 00:47:47.599
fu. They just be ashy as
a bitch like they be dry butads.

528
00:47:49.840 --> 00:47:53.880
Crackheads get super speed because you're not
catching them on foot. They get super

529
00:47:53.960 --> 00:47:59.880
stripped. And the feet too.
They don't like, they don't get cold.

530
00:48:00.079 --> 00:48:07.360
You know what the number one breakfast
or crackheads is. You see them

531
00:48:07.360 --> 00:48:10.440
walking out of You see a crackhead
walking down the street like seven o'clock in

532
00:48:10.480 --> 00:48:22.880
the morning, right eat and eating
onions. So Mimi was talking Mimi,

533
00:48:23.199 --> 00:48:32.880
Mika was talking to Sean suck Shot
bucking up, get light and the good

534
00:48:32.920 --> 00:48:39.039
cleaners, crack head to clean your
house out. You think, yo,

535
00:48:39.480 --> 00:48:44.639
it'd be empty and a bitch looking
like crackhead. I bet you they could

536
00:48:44.639 --> 00:48:49.639
paint this whole studio for us.
Hey back in the name. My mom's

537
00:48:49.639 --> 00:48:53.039
at the liquor store she wanted to
sign painted no lie. The sign was

538
00:48:53.599 --> 00:48:59.800
ship sixteen feet by like four feet
as long as ship a freestyle. That

539
00:49:00.000 --> 00:49:06.280
ship for a fifth of fifth of
wild house rolls and a case of a

540
00:49:06.400 --> 00:49:12.079
case of h slit my liquor ball. That ship he freestyle. That shouldn't

541
00:49:12.079 --> 00:49:15.920
cursive. That ship was beautiful.
One neighbor is probably the only crackhead I

542
00:49:16.000 --> 00:49:20.960
know that passed away. And I'm
almost forted you. I don't think we

543
00:49:21.000 --> 00:49:23.280
have all kinds of ship, but
they feel I don't think. Where do

544
00:49:23.360 --> 00:49:25.559
you think you went? Bro?
They take him to the hospital. He

545
00:49:25.639 --> 00:49:29.559
didn't come back right, Yeah,
you just got on the run. Yeah,

546
00:49:29.599 --> 00:49:35.760
he probably just left out the hospital
and just posted up somewhere new he

547
00:49:35.920 --> 00:49:43.280
checked out. That's what you think
them crackhead is gonna get it done quickly

548
00:49:43.480 --> 00:49:54.800
and cheap. Yeah, that's a
good question. That's a good question.

549
00:49:55.199 --> 00:49:59.519
They can't. All I'm saying is
we should put this to the test.

550
00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:04.280
Your five Mexicans when your fire crack
heads. I'm not being around five like

551
00:50:04.480 --> 00:50:09.079
five crackers. Got five Mexicans,
five crackheads and five armors. People telling

552
00:50:09.199 --> 00:50:15.079
niggas build the house and see who
get down faster. You want faster,

553
00:50:15.239 --> 00:50:17.559
You want to fisher because the armis
is gonna give you the best house that

554
00:50:17.599 --> 00:50:24.400
you're gonna get out those three Wow
take still out here. The crackers is

555
00:50:24.400 --> 00:50:28.679
gonna get it done quickly and cheap. See. Yeah, but they in

556
00:50:28.800 --> 00:50:34.559
there also double double work case and
your ship. Yeah, they know how

557
00:50:34.599 --> 00:50:38.400
your ship is built. Paint you
got. You gotta give them a rock

558
00:50:39.320 --> 00:50:44.400
thing to keep them going though,
So you gotta give him a head we

559
00:50:44.480 --> 00:50:46.719
got we got them here painting,
painting the studio of a sudden, you

560
00:50:46.880 --> 00:50:51.920
see a crackhead, a crackhead podcast
pop up somewhere like God, damn,

561
00:50:52.119 --> 00:50:55.920
oh my ship, miss gonna hire
me a couple of Mexicans, then don't

562
00:50:55.960 --> 00:51:01.760
go convince him to start a pipe
about your journey on. I can't wait

563
00:51:01.840 --> 00:51:12.280
to add a new pie to the
network bro Talk podcast. It's pretty well

564
00:51:12.320 --> 00:51:15.360
fuckers got podcasts. I ain't got
no mines having no podcast. I got

565
00:51:16.000 --> 00:51:20.679
what what are they paying you with? Just the team? Just the team?

566
00:51:21.599 --> 00:51:24.000
Yeah? Where the crack heads paying
with goods and services? Because I

567
00:51:24.119 --> 00:51:31.360
have them doing so much work.
Goods and services that sounds very crack That

568
00:51:31.679 --> 00:51:37.719
sounds very suspicious. Services services?
What would the pie name be like,

569
00:51:37.800 --> 00:51:45.320
we want to smoke, I get
high keeping in cracking. I can't.

570
00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:52.559
That's the music they play. I
can't every day rock and roll. You

571
00:51:52.639 --> 00:51:57.840
said it straight from the Rock.
The crackhead living under Andre When I said,

572
00:51:57.880 --> 00:52:00.800
when I was talking about crackheads that
live past my MoMA was legitimately talking

573
00:52:00.840 --> 00:52:05.079
about Atkinson. They all there,
all the niggas do there. They ain't

574
00:52:05.079 --> 00:52:09.760
never gonna die, like Zombie lying
that one apartment complex. They put a

575
00:52:09.800 --> 00:52:14.800
new fence round that bitch. I
don't know what that's for. You see,

576
00:52:14.920 --> 00:52:21.280
now, welcome to the show man. Hey tona boo. We want

577
00:52:21.440 --> 00:52:29.760
to give her a happy belated Yeah. I almost don't got an no.

578
00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:38.679
Straight from the Rock started like the
rock is definitely in the building. You

579
00:52:38.719 --> 00:52:42.239
could have be anywhere in the world, but you came here and we appreciate

580
00:52:42.280 --> 00:52:50.039
you, and let's smoke with me. You know how we usually always start

581
00:52:50.119 --> 00:52:59.880
with the lighter flick. You start
with lighter flick? Who married? Man?

582
00:53:01.559 --> 00:53:06.880
Wait? What he married married?
That's cool? You be married.

583
00:53:07.079 --> 00:53:09.280
You was talking to one about he
was gonna follow her. We can't be

584
00:53:09.360 --> 00:53:13.320
friends on the book find the fan
like you tuned in to watch me saying

585
00:53:13.320 --> 00:53:16.239
wow ship every week, but that's
cool. You gotta say ship like that

586
00:53:16.320 --> 00:53:24.039
we married because it gives against perception
that you know, I get it,

587
00:53:24.159 --> 00:53:30.079
I get it. It's cool.
But like sootilator, I got a home

588
00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:36.079
now. I've always felt like we've
been like cool, like I ain't really

589
00:53:36.159 --> 00:53:38.039
never like I ain't never tried nothing
with you, like I ain't never really

590
00:53:38.119 --> 00:53:40.840
hit on you. I ain't pushed
up? Are you none of that ship?

591
00:53:42.920 --> 00:53:47.360
I was like, we should kick
it, friendly ship, ice cream,

592
00:53:49.199 --> 00:53:52.039
whatever you want to do as some
friendship, like you can pick it

593
00:53:52.000 --> 00:53:54.679
and for her to just be like, yeah, you know on some friendship,

594
00:53:54.679 --> 00:53:58.480
I ain't really trying to date nobody
and ask you on no date.

595
00:53:58.880 --> 00:54:02.480
Let's kick it, got kick it. I didn't use the word day.

596
00:54:02.639 --> 00:54:07.039
I have no intention on paying for
anything that you wouldn't and fucking are the

597
00:54:07.119 --> 00:54:10.119
exact same ship. You can't use
that word. But what I'm saying my

598
00:54:10.239 --> 00:54:14.320
praise that second it brought me the
wrong recause I'm like, you know me

599
00:54:14.440 --> 00:54:17.039
and I ain't never been on that
with you lying what you what you tripping

600
00:54:17.079 --> 00:54:21.920
them for? I don't know I
get why she said it. As a

601
00:54:22.000 --> 00:54:23.199
woman, you should totally set you
up bound, I was saying it.

602
00:54:24.519 --> 00:54:27.599
I'm like, bro, you've been
knowing me since high school, and I

603
00:54:27.639 --> 00:54:30.639
ain't never trying none of that ship
with you. I never got flowing,

604
00:54:31.000 --> 00:54:35.400
right, That's what I'm saying.
Like, it's not like here or two

605
00:54:35.519 --> 00:54:39.480
like, I'm not giving you legitimately
knowing me about you. She's setting the

606
00:54:39.519 --> 00:54:43.519
boundaries, and I respect them for
saying the boundaries. I want my wife

607
00:54:43.599 --> 00:54:47.119
to do the same thing. I'm
married, so you know up front,

608
00:54:47.480 --> 00:54:52.440
right, and that's coolunny ship,
I mean, unless you want to tell

609
00:54:52.480 --> 00:54:55.239
you the joke, I'll be funny. Now. Speaking of crackheads, did

610
00:54:55.320 --> 00:55:01.559
y'all see the flavor place son and
play? It's no longer a crackhead flavor.

611
00:55:01.639 --> 00:55:08.039
Flavor is clean. He's been clean. It's been since the pandemic starts,

612
00:55:08.039 --> 00:55:12.880
so it's been like at least two
three years. Damage has already done.

613
00:55:13.880 --> 00:55:16.480
He looks cleaner, even if he
would have never smoked crack. The

614
00:55:16.559 --> 00:55:21.320
fact that he was gonna end up
looking like, thank you, thank you,

615
00:55:21.440 --> 00:55:22.719
that's my partner right there. It
does. Hey, yeah, we

616
00:55:23.159 --> 00:55:30.280
kicked it, fu Meca said.
If someone asked me to kick it sounds

617
00:55:30.320 --> 00:55:32.880
like a date and sounds like you're
paying to be honest, thank you.

618
00:55:34.480 --> 00:55:45.119
Yeah, woman is so crazy,
not really because you are a guy.

619
00:55:45.320 --> 00:55:52.239
If you are a guy, and
with you being a guy, we're telling

620
00:55:52.360 --> 00:55:58.519
you how when niggas come at us
with kicking it, what they mean and

621
00:55:58.639 --> 00:56:01.320
what they on. So even though
you're not on that, because the majority

622
00:56:01.360 --> 00:56:05.719
of niggas who's come at us with
that kicking in line what they're on.

623
00:56:06.320 --> 00:56:08.199
Niggas feel like they gotta, you
know, put a hard stop right there,

624
00:56:08.880 --> 00:56:13.800
just because of the history of what
kicking it means when other niggas approach

625
00:56:13.880 --> 00:56:17.639
us. You might not, but
that doesn't mean that on a consistent basis

626
00:56:19.639 --> 00:56:22.280
that me and my partner, Kurt
Dog he used to call it, we

627
00:56:22.400 --> 00:56:29.280
call it a name A while running
back toy door, said Walter Payton,

628
00:56:29.800 --> 00:56:35.239
Barry Sanders, we call that all
you need to get them? What is

629
00:56:35.239 --> 00:56:40.320
an inch to get through that hole
and get to the damn touchdown? All

630
00:56:40.360 --> 00:56:45.079
I need is a I'm talking about
a window of opportunity, the window of

631
00:56:45.079 --> 00:56:49.079
opportunity. I just want to throw
that out here the wind, the window

632
00:56:49.119 --> 00:56:52.320
of opportunity. All I need is
a little, a little window of opportunity.

633
00:56:52.400 --> 00:56:57.280
I'm taking to the house that's kicking
I just like I got you out.

634
00:56:57.719 --> 00:57:00.880
I guess for me, it makes
you hard. That's why he's not

635
00:57:00.960 --> 00:57:05.440
supposed to speak to you, motherfucker. That's why everything sounds like something different

636
00:57:05.760 --> 00:57:08.639
when it is not. It's coming
from a genuine place, at least for

637
00:57:08.760 --> 00:57:12.960
me. That's why these niggas,
some people, it's these niggas on earth,

638
00:57:14.079 --> 00:57:19.800
these niggas that need to be like
remove from earth pussy and don't fuck

639
00:57:21.280 --> 00:57:25.599
because they trying to get to the
damn test. That don't help over ship.

640
00:57:25.679 --> 00:57:29.000
What the fuck I'm talking about.
That's the same thing. Niggas who

641
00:57:29.039 --> 00:57:30.519
get that little inch they think I'm
gonna eat this pussy, IM gonna get

642
00:57:30.519 --> 00:57:34.480
your ass. It don't work all
the time that way, but they go

643
00:57:34.599 --> 00:57:37.360
out there, they do everything they
can. They trying to get that in

644
00:57:37.119 --> 00:57:44.559
and this and this logic. Because
I don't know how to talk to the

645
00:57:44.639 --> 00:57:46.360
niggas who eat pussy just walk away, And that's just like real ship.

646
00:57:46.480 --> 00:57:50.440
I don't know how to talk.
I don't know what to say because everything

647
00:57:50.559 --> 00:57:53.440
sounds like I want to the table, like where are you niggas who eat

648
00:57:53.440 --> 00:57:59.320
pussy and just walk away? Some
people are pleasers, okay, and pleasing

649
00:57:59.440 --> 00:58:02.719
us please, that is true.
But halfway through that ship, like all

650
00:58:02.800 --> 00:58:07.320
right, okay, let's let's I'm
not I'm not, I'm not. I'm

651
00:58:07.360 --> 00:58:12.559
not doing that unless I know it's
like a I get it. But but

652
00:58:13.239 --> 00:58:17.480
but we are not going to act
like there wasn't the longest stretch of women

653
00:58:17.559 --> 00:58:22.639
who was out here sucking dick and
not getting head and ship in return.

654
00:58:22.519 --> 00:58:25.800
That was there was a stretch of
time y'all. Did y'all getting paid back

655
00:58:25.840 --> 00:58:30.159
for that ship right now? Because
niggas, Actually it was nasty for niggas,

656
00:58:30.559 --> 00:58:35.000
it was, and it was shameful
for us to subdict. I don't

657
00:58:35.039 --> 00:58:38.880
know what world, but there is
a world. It might be an also

658
00:58:38.880 --> 00:58:42.880
in the universe. It may be
somewhere seven planets away from the sun.

659
00:58:43.400 --> 00:58:46.320
But there is a world where women
treat niggas just how the niggas used to

660
00:58:46.400 --> 00:58:50.719
treat women. You coming over,
you're gonna eat this as if you're gonna

661
00:58:50.719 --> 00:58:54.000
go the fuck home. It ain't
no spending night, ain't no getting none

662
00:58:54.000 --> 00:58:57.960
to drink. Matter of fact,
put your clothes on on the hallway.

663
00:58:58.079 --> 00:59:02.239
My guy, you get out.
I come, I come to fair exchange.

664
00:59:02.320 --> 00:59:08.480
It's gonna be a fair exchange.
But I've told y'all the stories around

665
00:59:08.559 --> 00:59:13.000
here, Like niggas will look at
me crazy, because when I'm done,

666
00:59:13.079 --> 00:59:15.159
nigga, I'm gonna wipe down,
go home, hop in the shower,

667
00:59:15.199 --> 00:59:17.320
and I'm get me a good ass
sleep. Like I'm not here for this

668
00:59:17.400 --> 00:59:22.280
ship. You read this. If
a woman asked me to kick it,

669
00:59:22.400 --> 00:59:27.960
she's getting dotted. How niggas thought
that we was, like, what did

670
00:59:28.039 --> 00:59:30.920
you think? Like I was gonna
sit down and like to play back with

671
00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:32.519
you, Like now as soon as
we done, nigga, I'm packing up

672
00:59:32.559 --> 00:59:36.760
equipment. I'm finish. I wasn't
talking about the size of the motherfucking meat,

673
00:59:36.840 --> 00:59:39.760
nigga. Pause. I was talking
about the opportunity that the opportunity all

674
00:59:39.800 --> 00:59:43.639
you need some of these niggas is
looking for that little crack and crevice of

675
00:59:43.719 --> 00:59:50.159
opportunity to actually not talking and be
salty as walking away. Well, no,

676
00:59:50.320 --> 00:59:52.679
some of them don't be salty.
Some of them do that ship and

677
00:59:52.840 --> 00:59:59.719
like it's still another day that ship
again by my time. Wait around,

678
01:00:00.480 --> 01:00:04.880
If you didn't pulled a minimum of
three times and all you've done is you're

679
01:00:05.000 --> 01:00:07.760
probably not gonna get to put your
guineas what's my man's name? The nasty

680
01:00:07.800 --> 01:00:12.679
work shit. I love that phrase. Nasty work. It is nasty work.

681
01:00:12.800 --> 01:00:16.079
Hey. That was That was what
Jonah Hill was doing to that girl

682
01:00:16.159 --> 01:00:20.159
in that movie when he was watching
them badass kids. It's super bad.

683
01:00:20.800 --> 01:00:23.880
No, it wasn't super bad.
He was baby, they want badass kids

684
01:00:25.599 --> 01:00:30.840
because one of them was that little
Mexican kid with the boots. Wasn't not

685
01:00:30.920 --> 01:00:35.400
the one He was riding about her
house on an actual bike. I don't

686
01:00:35.480 --> 01:00:38.079
know because it started it literally they
ended up in like a minivan or something

687
01:00:38.519 --> 01:00:44.199
the movie started with and she kicked
him out afterwards, Yeah, and he

688
01:00:44.360 --> 01:00:45.239
was like, oh, I thought
it was gonna be my turn, and

689
01:00:45.440 --> 01:00:49.000
like she's like I got I gotta
go to work or I gotta go take

690
01:00:49.039 --> 01:00:51.599
this, Like she had to go
do something that exists. Yes, I

691
01:00:51.760 --> 01:00:53.400
know that exists. I hear about
them from a lot of females, like

692
01:00:53.480 --> 01:00:58.440
and the nigga left he was good. Sometimes that's all they want, bro.

693
01:00:59.400 --> 01:01:01.639
No, no, no, no, that's all he wants. Something

694
01:01:01.840 --> 01:01:07.800
wrong. You cannot get that involved
in the pussy and not get the pussy.

695
01:01:07.360 --> 01:01:17.679
Maybe they had the pussy before and
that the women like the women lying

696
01:01:17.920 --> 01:01:22.280
that maybe the women like maybe that's
it. Maybe they didn't. They just

697
01:01:22.320 --> 01:01:27.039
don't want to say. Some women
will lie. I'm not gonna say for

698
01:01:27.119 --> 01:01:30.880
every case because and I will say
this because I have a cousin who is

699
01:01:30.960 --> 01:01:36.920
like this, every single every single
nigga she swear and this was every single

700
01:01:37.000 --> 01:01:39.719
nigga she swear that he only gave
her head and just you know, and

701
01:01:39.800 --> 01:01:44.519
that was it. They never fucked. And I'm like, certain niggas that

702
01:01:44.719 --> 01:01:46.559
was on I'm like, I know, bro, and he ain't that type

703
01:01:46.559 --> 01:01:50.239
of nigga, Like you know what
I'm saying. Like, and don't get

704
01:01:50.320 --> 01:01:54.400
me wrong, there are some niggas
who are will be that for certain people.

705
01:01:54.760 --> 01:01:59.119
But I'm like, just based on
back then when she used to do

706
01:01:59.199 --> 01:02:00.519
it all the time, I'm like, ain't no way in hell, bro,

707
01:02:00.880 --> 01:02:04.920
Now this nigga, he's an ugly
nigga, Like I believe it,

708
01:02:05.239 --> 01:02:08.320
Like he was like you know,
he really just looked like a motherfucker just

709
01:02:08.400 --> 01:02:13.960
wiped and left it there. But
certain niggas, I'm like, bro,

710
01:02:14.119 --> 01:02:16.000
ain't no way this nigga and that
nigga was on that and I know that

711
01:02:16.159 --> 01:02:19.719
for a fact because they not them
type of dude. Like, I know

712
01:02:19.880 --> 01:02:23.719
it, But every single nigga you
tell me you never fucked them, they

713
01:02:23.880 --> 01:02:28.119
only gave you head, because you
don't. You don't want to be the

714
01:02:28.159 --> 01:02:31.320
one that's fucking in the group.
I'm afraid of the circumstance that that may

715
01:02:31.360 --> 01:02:34.920
have happened, if that ever happened. And I'm like, and I'm in

716
01:02:34.960 --> 01:02:38.480
that circumstance. There's a girl out
there. There's a girl out here that

717
01:02:38.599 --> 01:02:43.119
you slept with. She told everybody
that you only gave her head. That

718
01:02:43.280 --> 01:02:47.159
might be true. There are women, we know what. I hope that

719
01:02:47.239 --> 01:02:51.159
I'm talking to people who don't be
out there talking about who they you are.

720
01:02:51.840 --> 01:02:53.880
I hope you are not dealing with
people. I hope I'm anybody who

721
01:02:53.880 --> 01:02:57.280
out there talking about, yeah,
he only gave me head, and I'm

722
01:02:57.280 --> 01:03:06.440
out here walking around like, hey, guys, not knowing. But it

723
01:03:06.519 --> 01:03:12.800
is a pleaser in the damn Olympics
of ship in that evening. But there

724
01:03:12.880 --> 01:03:16.480
are also guys, I think,
Dad, they make themselves look stupid because

725
01:03:16.840 --> 01:03:22.559
they they will open that door.
They will open the door knowing that they

726
01:03:22.679 --> 01:03:27.599
only gave you head and try to
beat you to the punch and tell people

727
01:03:27.719 --> 01:03:30.920
that y'all slept together, knowing that
y'all didn't, and they only gave you

728
01:03:30.039 --> 01:03:32.440
head. That happens too, and
it's like, bro, I wasn't even

729
01:03:32.480 --> 01:03:36.519
gonna tell nobody that you even you
know, was down there second on this

730
01:03:36.639 --> 01:03:38.440
motherfucker like a peach. But now
because you're trying to make it seem like

731
01:03:39.159 --> 01:03:43.360
we got down, like now I
got to put your bins out here,

732
01:03:43.519 --> 01:03:45.840
And I wasn't even on that at
first. I was just I was just

733
01:03:45.920 --> 01:03:47.880
appreciative for the net was gonna,
you know, leave it alone to the

734
01:03:49.039 --> 01:03:52.039
error where people just did ship and
check the fuck up when it was that

735
01:03:52.239 --> 01:04:02.000
error. I don't know that with
y'all in public together. The only the

736
01:04:02.119 --> 01:04:06.239
only time I've ever known that to
happen was when it was a duck duck

737
01:04:06.320 --> 01:04:11.559
and they really didn't want nobody to
know that they her in the club.

738
01:04:11.639 --> 01:04:14.960
It definitely would be chicking. I
know, I was already gonna fuck as

739
01:04:15.000 --> 01:04:17.800
soon as we left the club.
Now spoke about it now talking about Trey's

740
01:04:17.840 --> 01:04:24.719
content there, The pleaser phrase is
not just intended to just give the walk

741
01:04:24.760 --> 01:04:32.639
away that bothers him. He won't
do it. I mean, you don't

742
01:04:32.679 --> 01:04:38.880
got her do it. I'm just
mad that they're out there. Do you

743
01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:45.360
feel like the day they're fucking up
the algorithm for you? Algorithm algorithm,

744
01:04:46.440 --> 01:04:50.159
somebody is out there encounter is gonna
expect that. I'm just gonna be like

745
01:04:53.800 --> 01:05:08.280
that algorithm that is not algorithm out
balances off pow. So Tommy response.

746
01:05:08.559 --> 01:05:14.400
Tommy's response reminds me of a post
that I share and every time every time

747
01:05:14.480 --> 01:05:16.559
I see it, I like I
scrolled by or somebody like or calming on

748
01:05:16.679 --> 01:05:19.719
it, and it pops back up. I start cracking up. There's a

749
01:05:19.840 --> 01:05:24.159
post that I shared. It was
either yesterday or the day before. It

750
01:05:24.320 --> 01:05:27.480
was a guy saying he was like, Bro, how you mad? I

751
01:05:27.599 --> 01:05:30.639
let my girl lick my ass?
This is my booty, all right?

752
01:05:32.400 --> 01:05:36.039
Why are you mad that I ain't
pussy and left? That was my choice

753
01:05:36.079 --> 01:05:41.320
that he's my lips. Bro,
if I want to eat pussy and leave,

754
01:05:41.360 --> 01:05:43.960
I'm gonna do that. I don't. I don't have that kind of

755
01:05:43.960 --> 01:05:46.679
wheel power. But they have that. Well, either you have it or

756
01:05:46.800 --> 01:05:55.400
you fighting. But I also haven't
been in the circumstance. So I'm like,

757
01:05:56.880 --> 01:06:00.639
if I look up and when I'm
out there, mystical ass, I

758
01:06:00.719 --> 01:06:03.119
ain't doing that ship, like I'm
not out there just taking ship. But

759
01:06:03.119 --> 01:06:08.079
at the same time, like,
really is this nigga like, but you

760
01:06:08.199 --> 01:06:11.840
might just have to let it be. Some niggas just like to eat bah.

761
01:06:12.360 --> 01:06:15.320
I understand that, but I am
I just said earlier, like I

762
01:06:15.400 --> 01:06:18.280
cannot explain what I would feel in
that position. Absolutely walk away, But

763
01:06:18.360 --> 01:06:25.760
at the same time, I'm like, you're gonna be walking away to But

764
01:06:26.559 --> 01:06:30.000
but I'm doing sixty nine. But
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking

765
01:06:30.000 --> 01:06:33.400
about niggas who know that they might
not ever get the ass and only do

766
01:06:33.519 --> 01:06:38.840
that too. That's all I mean. It ain't about them. You just

767
01:06:38.920 --> 01:06:44.840
got Sometimes your head is bad that
you don't want to give you accept the

768
01:06:44.880 --> 01:06:47.599
fact. Are you good? Are
you good at mine? No? Not

769
01:06:47.719 --> 01:06:53.320
the black man rough how many?
How many women you think walk the face

770
01:06:55.119 --> 01:07:02.400
more than more than enough? It's
more than us. It was so because

771
01:07:02.519 --> 01:07:06.880
Teresa calls you and was like you
come and to eat this box? That

772
01:07:08.039 --> 01:07:14.000
box when you gets you a car
called Megan because Megan probably fucking but you

773
01:07:14.119 --> 01:07:15.880
hung up on the fact that all
you did was eat Teresa. Maybe it's

774
01:07:15.880 --> 01:07:19.880
my circle of influence. Maybe that's
what you're letting influences decide for you.

775
01:07:20.480 --> 01:07:27.360
My circle influences people who don't because
you hang out with niggas like that's the

776
01:07:27.480 --> 01:07:34.320
nigga who eat candy corn. But
there's a lot of things that you got

777
01:07:34.360 --> 01:07:39.519
school by one. Just to know
what pussy is, just like just one

778
01:07:39.960 --> 01:07:50.360
time, fine to know what that
pussy like, just remember was like,

779
01:07:55.360 --> 01:07:59.920
uh, if I give woman head
then mash we never spoke again. It's

780
01:08:00.119 --> 01:08:08.760
I mean you and your feeling,
y'all, nigga Munchie call her back.

781
01:08:08.800 --> 01:08:11.239
It's the same. You gotta keep
trying. You gotta make new friends,

782
01:08:11.280 --> 01:08:15.719
but communications to keep on trying.
Did you have that conversation whatever before you

783
01:08:15.119 --> 01:08:19.199
put it that like this is a
two way street. Yes, you can

784
01:08:20.720 --> 01:08:26.479
uh elaborate, man, I don't
want her to because I feel like that

785
01:08:26.600 --> 01:08:30.840
next coment gonna be nowt I know
you like, I'm chicks are live,

786
01:08:30.960 --> 01:08:42.319
but I'm not lying on my jay. Yeah, I mean everybody alive lone

787
01:08:42.359 --> 01:08:53.479
about holds you. It's so corn
man. I'm laying dirty dig down all

788
01:08:53.520 --> 01:08:57.159
the time about chicks lying on this
ship. But it's it's usually and again,

789
01:08:57.640 --> 01:09:00.760
whenever I say something, do not
like not all or no, it's

790
01:09:00.840 --> 01:09:05.800
the other way around. Everything has
exceptions. Nothing is absolute. So when

791
01:09:05.880 --> 01:09:11.920
I say this, don't dispute what
I'm saying by trying to throw another scenario.

792
01:09:13.000 --> 01:09:18.159
But typically how it works is niggas
will lie about bitches they didn't fuck,

793
01:09:18.239 --> 01:09:21.880
saying they didn't. All the women
will lie and say they didn't fuck

794
01:09:23.000 --> 01:09:27.000
niggas that they actually all the women
in the thread. I'm cock blocking.

795
01:09:27.039 --> 01:09:30.479
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I
will leave. I'll leave these niggas alone.

796
01:09:30.600 --> 01:09:36.760
Y'all survive out in life. And
he pussy and walk away said,

797
01:09:36.760 --> 01:09:41.039
if we're not gonna smash, I
don't want to tongue punch that fuck spot.

798
01:09:42.119 --> 01:09:45.039
It's a special type of willpower.
I mean, I mean, I

799
01:09:45.359 --> 01:09:48.520
go if I if that's where I
am, If I'm in that space,

800
01:09:48.760 --> 01:09:56.600
he we gotta tommy women are we're
not gonna I don't want to tongue They

801
01:09:56.720 --> 01:09:59.199
nothing leave too, bro, they
don't want to have to get pounded all

802
01:09:59.199 --> 01:10:01.520
the time to get there. Well, if my if my race, if

803
01:10:01.600 --> 01:10:05.479
my my statistics are equal to what
they are, I should go. I

804
01:10:05.520 --> 01:10:10.039
should go to Pottawin. Man,
I'm good. We were just talking about

805
01:10:10.039 --> 01:10:15.760
playing. You weren't in a couple
of weeks ago, Nigga tells me he

806
01:10:15.880 --> 01:10:18.119
was like, come get that pussy
eight. I was in Target buying baby

807
01:10:18.159 --> 01:10:23.680
shower kIPS. You know what I
did. But also I've had head on

808
01:10:23.880 --> 01:10:28.039
situation there. This trash like whiskey, Dick, whiskey, Nigga is real

809
01:10:28.079 --> 01:10:31.159
ship, get too drunk, can't
do ship. The niggas be trying to

810
01:10:31.159 --> 01:10:35.119
think that the hint that they believing
Biggie when the hnnies in the system conscious,

811
01:10:35.840 --> 01:10:39.079
you don't want to be You don't
want that next to your name and

812
01:10:39.119 --> 01:10:45.319
the bench. Fine, I absolutely
don't. Tommy Penth is correct. I

813
01:10:45.399 --> 01:10:49.159
think it corrected you. I don't. It's nothing wrong with it. Only

814
01:10:49.479 --> 01:10:54.000
I see call up there. We
don't want to hear ship from you,

815
01:10:54.079 --> 01:11:01.600
mister candy Corn. But nine to
more shop never happened. Nigga, h

816
01:11:01.640 --> 01:11:09.119
O box with nine. Damn your
mouth blocked, nasty word. He's not

817
01:11:09.239 --> 01:11:15.560
cock blocking, no cock no cock
blocking, mouth blocking. Okay, you're

818
01:11:15.600 --> 01:11:18.680
head blocking. I mean are you? I'm clip blocking? So is that

819
01:11:18.800 --> 01:11:23.279
what I Spice was calling niggas but
she called him a munch That's what it

820
01:11:23.439 --> 01:11:30.600
is, niggas. I enjoy it, Damn. I mean it gets me

821
01:11:30.640 --> 01:11:34.760
to a point of that stop it's
time. You're right. As soon as

822
01:11:34.800 --> 01:11:39.319
you say it's time, you're gonna
tell you this time out. I'm not

823
01:11:39.479 --> 01:11:44.359
taking that risk. I don't do
it enough to actually have that voice.

824
01:11:44.880 --> 01:11:50.119
It's time, it's time, it's
time. It could be like it is

825
01:11:50.239 --> 01:11:57.279
time. I so angry right,
like he man is a motherfucker. I'm

826
01:11:57.479 --> 01:12:04.880
just the niggas exists. The niggas
exists. The mouth sometimes I'm from a

827
01:12:04.960 --> 01:12:13.199
god to another. Let's just say
hypothetically one wasn't acting no because I don't

828
01:12:13.279 --> 01:12:15.119
like racis, so I know you
ain't talking to me. I hate racist

829
01:12:16.239 --> 01:12:20.159
And if we all like congregating in
the parking lot of everybody that but next

830
01:12:20.199 --> 01:12:23.359
week and tell me I let you
down. And I was like, I'm

831
01:12:23.359 --> 01:12:26.119
gonna go to this bitch house and
I'm only gonna eat pussy. I feel

832
01:12:26.159 --> 01:12:29.960
like you would judge me. What
are you doing? You wouldn't judge me?

833
01:12:30.680 --> 01:12:32.960
But what if that's all one wants
to do. I'm clearly on this

834
01:12:33.079 --> 01:12:39.640
police. I like touch, so
I probably wouldn't mind. Just ain't puzzy

835
01:12:39.720 --> 01:12:43.319
because we have the relationship we do. I'd be like, that's one ship.

836
01:12:43.520 --> 01:12:47.279
That's one ship. I literally accepted. I would accept that, like,

837
01:12:47.319 --> 01:12:53.720
all right, that's your ship.
I'm just her ride might be so

838
01:12:54.000 --> 01:12:58.159
called. I was like, I
just want to put Tommy hates niggas that

839
01:12:58.399 --> 01:13:02.279
just eat pussy as much as I
hate or no, no, no,

840
01:13:03.279 --> 01:13:11.880
as much as you had a niggas
say get it hard for me. Hey

841
01:13:12.079 --> 01:13:15.279
saying that out loud, that was
nigga. If you ain't hard yet,

842
01:13:15.319 --> 01:13:19.319
you got problems. Nigga. If
you asked trying to get it hard for

843
01:13:20.479 --> 01:13:25.399
that's the move you thought that was? Like, yeah, but spin on

844
01:13:25.479 --> 01:13:31.000
it, come on, you want
to munch? No thinking you said it

845
01:13:31.119 --> 01:13:35.520
on air is there. It's up
there and it stuck there. Thank you

846
01:13:35.640 --> 01:13:44.279
for accepting that. You came back
to tell me about the start fucking world

847
01:13:44.359 --> 01:13:48.880
war on niggas that just eat pussy
and don't get that. Don't dog de

848
01:13:49.039 --> 01:13:53.520
clear it all. Oh okay,
okay, I'm about to actually rock the

849
01:13:53.560 --> 01:13:57.319
whole ship. Need to be eradicated. I'm gonna rock the whole ship.

850
01:13:57.319 --> 01:13:59.880
It's some niggas out there. I
ain't funk it though. She just gave

851
01:13:59.880 --> 01:14:05.399
me some head. Yeah, nigga, but that's what I'm saying a lot

852
01:14:05.399 --> 01:14:11.359
of well, I guess, And
I'm not trying to you. I guess

853
01:14:11.399 --> 01:14:14.119
if you suck to a bus yeah, maybe, but if you just suck

854
01:14:14.199 --> 01:14:16.159
it, like all right, I'm
done and walked away. She just sucking

855
01:14:16.279 --> 01:14:20.159
dick men of society. I walked
away coming. If you walking from a

856
01:14:20.199 --> 01:14:24.239
dick suck and you ain't come and
you ain't fuck you a menace? You

857
01:14:24.359 --> 01:14:28.600
out there serial killing people? How
you walk away from that ship? Why

858
01:14:28.720 --> 01:14:32.640
you sucking dick and not letting niggas
bus? Hey? Some sometimes it's just

859
01:14:32.800 --> 01:14:39.199
happen. Sometimes sometimes sometimes it don't
happen. Sometimes it's bad, and sometimes

860
01:14:39.199 --> 01:14:42.039
it ain't bad. And sometimes niggas
just don't come. Yeah, And that's

861
01:14:42.079 --> 01:14:45.119
what I was gonna say, Like
sometimes it's bad and then sometimes just some

862
01:14:45.600 --> 01:14:50.159
There are some men out here that
they cannot get off from head, no

863
01:14:50.279 --> 01:14:54.560
matter how good it is to them. And I told y'all before I was

864
01:14:54.640 --> 01:14:59.439
reading about this when I was locked
up, if it's like a mental block

865
01:14:59.640 --> 01:15:01.960
for some of them, and for
some of them, it's like they have

866
01:15:02.159 --> 01:15:05.920
to be in control in order for
them to not like it's it's the whole

867
01:15:06.119 --> 01:15:11.720
thing I can count. There is
a population that cannot happen that's happened in

868
01:15:11.760 --> 01:15:20.960
my life. I got some wine. Some niggas something like I just started

869
01:15:21.039 --> 01:15:25.560
drinking eggs now and you ruined it. It's some niggas who before that over

870
01:15:26.000 --> 01:15:32.199
im, like like we're referred to
get. But then there's like there are

871
01:15:32.279 --> 01:15:35.960
some women that they don't like head
at all. And I always talk it

872
01:15:36.039 --> 01:15:40.479
up to him like they had to
have a bad experience, like there's some

873
01:15:40.600 --> 01:15:45.520
traumated like a nigga bitter or he
was just like hate that, bro.

874
01:15:46.079 --> 01:15:50.760
Yes, yes, like they latch
onto your ship like it is a gravy

875
01:15:50.880 --> 01:15:59.239
pork chop and just or literally suck
that motherfucker. Do stop that hurts,

876
01:16:02.359 --> 01:16:08.720
Let go, Let go if you
want to do if you want to do

877
01:16:08.760 --> 01:16:14.399
it, and you're not so you
turned down here, bro. Yeah,

878
01:16:15.159 --> 01:16:17.439
I don't even know why he's still
in the commerce. I agree, but

879
01:16:17.560 --> 01:16:21.760
he eat candy corns. I don't. I agree he eats candy corn,

880
01:16:21.920 --> 01:16:27.560
So I don't care what dick suck
is the preface to the pussy. But

881
01:16:27.720 --> 01:16:30.520
if she makes you come nigga,
some niggas done at that. I just

882
01:16:31.359 --> 01:16:35.880
understanding that his homeboy eat candy corn. Yeah, which makes his opinions.

883
01:16:36.319 --> 01:16:40.560
I'm literally overlooking that ship because he
like, he trashing a whole other bunch

884
01:16:40.560 --> 01:16:43.840
of other ship that I don't agree
with. Candy Corn is just one of

885
01:16:43.960 --> 01:16:47.079
the minute trash. He trash a
whole bunch of other ship. Now he

886
01:16:47.119 --> 01:16:51.760
don't like raisis at all? Expired
grapes he called? Did he just say

887
01:16:51.760 --> 01:16:58.399
I'm coming you nasty? Absolutely drinking
egg now, but not candy corn.

888
01:16:58.520 --> 01:17:03.239
That's why. Yes, I have
hated egg my entire life, but I

889
01:17:03.319 --> 01:17:08.279
think that was like last Christmas or
something. The way that wine mixes it,

890
01:17:08.520 --> 01:17:13.279
it tastes just like a boozy milkshake. Okay, have y'all ever had

891
01:17:13.279 --> 01:17:18.119
a boozy milkshake from Yes? Yes, the alcohol changes the whole consistency,

892
01:17:18.439 --> 01:17:21.720
It changes the whole. I don't
like nog I don't know what the is.

893
01:17:25.000 --> 01:17:28.760
But if you're I don't like you
just to love that milk? What

894
01:17:28.960 --> 01:17:35.720
is nugga? Anyway? Then you
really think about it, like once you

895
01:17:35.760 --> 01:17:49.479
start taking Yeah m hm, So
at that point that is trash. I'm

896
01:17:49.520 --> 01:17:56.159
not I'm not making demands, but
in a circumstance and we are in for

897
01:17:56.359 --> 01:18:01.319
play and ship happens, and I'm
happening to eat your pussy the rest.

898
01:18:02.239 --> 01:18:06.800
The rest I must have. I
must have a reason to believe that that

899
01:18:06.960 --> 01:18:11.600
me getting there is is this just
as bad as niggas want to fuck on

900
01:18:11.680 --> 01:18:18.560
the first date, because nah,
she's anyway no. So what it is

901
01:18:18.880 --> 01:18:28.920
with that is what bothers me about. That is the fact that no niggas

902
01:18:28.960 --> 01:18:30.720
that feel like, oh, well, I bought this particular item off the

903
01:18:30.800 --> 01:18:38.399
menu, you fucking those are the
same ones who shame women for wanting to

904
01:18:38.520 --> 01:18:45.319
be compensated, Like you do the
same thing, right, It's literally the

905
01:18:45.399 --> 01:18:50.800
same thing. Like so you hate
holes and sex workers and calling bitches prostitutes

906
01:18:50.840 --> 01:18:55.560
and ship, but you were literally
saying, if I'm spending this amount of

907
01:18:55.600 --> 01:18:59.840
money, you gotta fuck. You
just said you didn't like now when she

908
01:19:00.159 --> 01:19:02.000
first and said, if you're trying
to fuck with me, you got to

909
01:19:02.039 --> 01:19:04.880
spend this amount of money. You
tried to shame her for it. But

910
01:19:05.079 --> 01:19:09.760
when you want something because you spent
a certain amount of money, then it's

911
01:19:09.800 --> 01:19:13.159
okay. Nigga does the same ship
if I'm dating. If I'm dating and

912
01:19:13.199 --> 01:19:15.560
I'm spending a lot of money,
my that's my investment. Thinking that that's

913
01:19:15.560 --> 01:19:21.399
gonna be my woman might end up
having like lifelong pussy, not just the

914
01:19:21.479 --> 01:19:28.319
first date pussy. Like, I'm
not taking a couple of days. Men,

915
01:19:28.840 --> 01:19:30.319
once you find out that once,
once you winded done and get to

916
01:19:30.319 --> 01:19:33.359
the point that you that's your woman
ship, it's it's good you don't take

917
01:19:34.880 --> 01:19:38.720
Tommy said, nigga. This is
money market pussy, Nigga. This is

918
01:19:38.760 --> 01:19:45.600
an investment, long haul and if
it don't work out, I'm like,

919
01:19:45.600 --> 01:19:47.359
all right, let me stack my
money money up for the next chick that

920
01:19:47.399 --> 01:19:49.880
I want to try to invest in. But I don't do it often because

921
01:19:49.880 --> 01:20:00.199
I ain't got no I ain't got
a long bread like that episode. It's

922
01:20:00.239 --> 01:20:01.720
to eat if we fucking, and
that's a mutual thing, not because I

923
01:20:01.800 --> 01:20:05.600
took you. If I think you
to Flimmings, it's because he I really

924
01:20:05.680 --> 01:20:11.000
really like you, and hey,
this is we could do this every so

925
01:20:11.119 --> 01:20:16.880
often, you know, not every
day because we're going to go to damn

926
01:20:16.960 --> 01:20:27.880
Cheesecake Factor one of these motherfucker tis. I see, that's just a model

927
01:20:27.920 --> 01:20:34.319
of commercial restaurant here. So I
don't like things that are like too thick,

928
01:20:34.399 --> 01:20:40.239
which is very weird because I will
definitely swallow semen. I just I

929
01:20:40.319 --> 01:20:45.960
don't like drinking milk. Now,
I'm just saying like you would think,

930
01:20:45.039 --> 01:20:50.720
like, because I have a problem
with the consistency of certain things. Because

931
01:20:50.760 --> 01:20:56.079
then it's just like niggas took whatever
was left and two percent milk and put

932
01:20:56.159 --> 01:21:01.840
water in it. It's also nasty
to just sit there and drink it.

933
01:21:01.960 --> 01:21:06.439
Like the taste is just but but
it's also the consistent. It's just it's

934
01:21:06.479 --> 01:21:15.880
too fucking thick. You can drink
milk that's homeless, but milk is homeless.

935
01:21:15.920 --> 01:21:26.720
Eyes had catfish. You've never tasted
egg now, which is why you

936
01:21:26.800 --> 01:21:31.000
were afraid of Hey, egg nog
by itself is just I will not drink

937
01:21:31.039 --> 01:21:34.920
about itself. But like I said, it's this nigga. Wine ain't ship

938
01:21:35.239 --> 01:21:40.119
right in a lot of ways,
but when it comes to mixing things,

939
01:21:40.760 --> 01:21:45.199
this nigga is a fucking scientist.
He always finds a way to perfect the

940
01:21:45.399 --> 01:21:53.800
perfect fucking ratio of drink to alcohol
and everything he does. Okay, So

941
01:21:54.119 --> 01:21:57.079
when he did it, like I
said, it tasted just like like if

942
01:21:57.119 --> 01:21:59.880
you ever had like a milkshake that
kind of like melted a little bit.

943
01:22:00.840 --> 01:22:03.920
That's what it tasted, just like
that. And that's the only way I

944
01:22:03.960 --> 01:22:06.479
would drink it. Is if this
nigga makes it for me, I will

945
01:22:06.560 --> 01:22:19.000
not touch it otherwise, I mean
like liquor is usually yeah you don't like

946
01:22:19.960 --> 01:22:27.159
slam, then that's when really not
good because and I'm like you just sat

947
01:22:27.239 --> 01:22:30.159
there, will just drink glasses and
milk. So it was going like that

948
01:22:30.239 --> 01:22:35.039
ship anyway because you just weird.
Yeah, drink especially when I if I

949
01:22:35.079 --> 01:22:41.720
bring you some almond milk, you
I will try it. Milk is a

950
01:22:41.760 --> 01:22:45.920
little thicker than milk, so the
consistency is very kind of gets to a

951
01:22:45.960 --> 01:22:55.479
certain point. But vanilla flavored almond
milk with cereal, yeah flavored, like

952
01:22:55.560 --> 01:23:02.279
what I should have been doing that? Oh I about to right right,

953
01:23:02.439 --> 01:23:08.600
no, stop, I'll be so
glad when the month of October and like

954
01:23:09.000 --> 01:23:14.720
Thanksgiving because they didn't put them fucking
pine cones and my job and I hate

955
01:23:14.760 --> 01:23:19.199
them. Ship smell like outside ass
just everything about you that's white, the

956
01:23:19.359 --> 01:23:30.079
one I'm not fucking white. Boy. Stop you heard that scene white nigger.

957
01:23:30.600 --> 01:23:35.920
Yes that's what that sounds. That's
all boy is sound white to great

958
01:23:36.119 --> 01:23:50.359
white man over there the utmost you
can go there finally see even with even

959
01:23:50.439 --> 01:23:56.039
windies happen like because they got a
fucking pumpkin. Frosty and the girls love

960
01:23:56.079 --> 01:23:58.439
that ship. Like, bro,
don't put nothing punkin on me, because

961
01:23:58.520 --> 01:24:03.039
if I sit down, some of
the pumpkin served don't work. Gotta fire

962
01:24:03.119 --> 01:24:11.159
bump. If I sit down and
I'm about to bit and a delicious sweet

963
01:24:11.239 --> 01:24:19.520
potato pie and it's pumpkin, Bro, I can't tell the difference Sometimes between

964
01:24:19.560 --> 01:24:26.039
pumpkin and sweet potato means woever,
making the pumpkin is making it good.

965
01:24:27.239 --> 01:24:30.560
Dog. Remember when Granny used to
make them sucking egg pies? That just

966
01:24:30.640 --> 01:24:36.199
sounds like it should happen, Brittany
Cole, we were talking about niggas who

967
01:24:36.199 --> 01:24:45.199
eat pussy and walk away. Granny
used to because she would make sweet potato

968
01:24:45.239 --> 01:24:46.720
pie and it's like she would always
fall asleep, and like you know,

969
01:24:46.920 --> 01:24:53.359
the top was a little brown and
ship. But them egg pies, that

970
01:24:53.560 --> 01:24:59.520
motherfucker would make them perfect every single
time. They all consistency. And that's

971
01:24:59.640 --> 01:25:03.439
how I wouldn't know if it was
an egg pie versus a sweet potato pot

972
01:25:03.840 --> 01:25:06.880
If it was too light skinned,
that's an egg pop because she ain't burned

973
01:25:06.920 --> 01:25:10.920
that motherfucker. I don't want that
ship. I remember the first time I

974
01:25:11.000 --> 01:25:16.840
got tricked with that ship niggas eating
pumpkin pie of trashy candy corn Thinos is

975
01:25:16.920 --> 01:25:23.640
right. Don't putting the fucking pumpkin
pile on my plate, or I'm gonna

976
01:25:23.640 --> 01:25:32.399
give you a pumpkin head. Thank
you. You're all caught up just that

977
01:25:32.560 --> 01:25:36.920
quick that you just got the snaps
right, that's the c And we really

978
01:25:36.960 --> 01:25:41.600
ain't talked about ship. We really
haven't. We talked about We talked about

979
01:25:41.640 --> 01:25:45.560
crackheads for a crackhead, you know
what I mean? Like me has all

980
01:25:45.640 --> 01:25:48.279
these videos and that's what I just
sorry, whatever, that's what happened to

981
01:25:48.319 --> 01:25:55.159
you. I don't read MH.
I'm not singing, though I've improved.

982
01:25:56.520 --> 01:26:04.520
I'm proudly thank you. I thank
you. Your time office has grown suspension

983
01:26:06.000 --> 01:26:12.960
and I'm not even actually buying into
Sriita's singing ways either. Just said your

984
01:26:13.000 --> 01:26:16.279
suspension, your HR suspension since she
didn't come from a couple of episodes.

985
01:26:16.840 --> 01:26:19.640
Hey, Brent has a question,
you said, are these the niggas that

986
01:26:19.760 --> 01:26:30.119
spend the block though? Oh another
layer? Who these are? I think

987
01:26:30.199 --> 01:26:35.000
that only pussy niggas are the inbox, and several several women niggas too.

988
01:26:35.720 --> 01:26:39.880
I'm just I'm just gonna eat the
pussy. Why are you just hating on

989
01:26:39.960 --> 01:26:43.479
the whole community right now? Bro? I mean like you really have a

990
01:26:44.199 --> 01:26:47.880
lot of men. I appreciate it. Appreciate it because how he feel about

991
01:26:48.319 --> 01:26:51.640
niggas who just eating pussy and leaving. It's how I feel about the fact

992
01:26:51.680 --> 01:26:55.279
that every fucking year, you know
what, I gotta bow on my own

993
01:26:55.439 --> 01:27:00.479
tone fucking mind fucking two k.
So I feel them single though, so

994
01:27:00.720 --> 01:27:08.199
most niggas were pulling up. Even
pussy ain't got no bits either, the

995
01:27:10.960 --> 01:27:14.640
right pussy to get the mad at
least twenty bucks towards. They don't get

996
01:27:14.720 --> 01:27:16.640
no damn wicked. They don't get
nothing, get no perks, nothing.

997
01:27:16.680 --> 01:27:25.560
They walking away. I did get
my job. Niggas will get on social

998
01:27:25.640 --> 01:27:29.159
media and post the girl and they
can we live without you. I'm so

999
01:27:29.239 --> 01:27:32.039
happy I found you and be right, can get that pussy eight. So

1000
01:27:32.920 --> 01:27:39.119
this is true Waukee County shot I
sent to that is these gunshots. I

1001
01:27:39.239 --> 01:27:47.319
mean I think that the person it
was, I'm just saying I've seen somebody

1002
01:27:47.479 --> 01:27:51.560
touch the whole herd get married.
I mean about that. A couple of

1003
01:27:51.560 --> 01:27:56.399
weeks ago, I was like,
it's so crazy, how like dating people

1004
01:27:56.560 --> 01:27:59.960
and then it not work out and
they get in like other relationships and ship,

1005
01:28:00.159 --> 01:28:02.119
but they still be like trying to
put their mouth on you, and

1006
01:28:02.239 --> 01:28:09.359
it's like, I am so happy
because had we actually continue, I would

1007
01:28:09.359 --> 01:28:13.439
be the bitch you out here embarrassing. Mm hmm, right, that's true.

1008
01:28:14.800 --> 01:28:16.600
There's something about the characteristic of that
nigga. I don't. I don't.

1009
01:28:16.920 --> 01:28:19.319
I know that they're out there,
but it's a characteristic about them.

1010
01:28:19.359 --> 01:28:24.359
I know that don't really fit the
regular ass nigga, So yeah, I

1011
01:28:24.439 --> 01:28:27.560
do. I don't. I don't
like them. I don't like them.

1012
01:28:27.600 --> 01:28:30.640
There's something about them that actually is
content with being that nigga, and it

1013
01:28:30.720 --> 01:28:33.319
actually adds on other characteristics that go
around with them that probably fitting the niggas

1014
01:28:33.319 --> 01:28:36.840
that's inbox all the time, bagging
your ass and the niggas who out there

1015
01:28:38.079 --> 01:28:41.079
fucking off on the on the women
and wives because that's all they want to

1016
01:28:41.079 --> 01:28:43.640
do. They just want to do, and they end up paying you too.

1017
01:28:43.680 --> 01:28:45.439
They will actually give you some money
and ship like, hey, I'll

1018
01:28:45.439 --> 01:28:47.720
you to put it and get you
some money. That's doing nasty work,

1019
01:28:47.840 --> 01:28:53.359
nigga. Nasty nasty nigga. That
nigga. You can be pissed off because

1020
01:28:55.680 --> 01:29:04.720
now you now you see like now
now now you now you see. I

1021
01:29:04.880 --> 01:29:11.720
was the niggas. Since we want
to they can let me ask your question.

1022
01:29:11.840 --> 01:29:14.279
I saw this on like a podcast. I thought this was pretty interesting.

1023
01:29:14.800 --> 01:29:16.720
So, like, would you be
more upset if, like you walked

1024
01:29:16.760 --> 01:29:20.680
in or your significant other cheating,
or like if you went through their phone

1025
01:29:21.520 --> 01:29:28.640
and you saw like the cash APPI
history. Are you an o PL?

1026
01:29:28.720 --> 01:29:31.880
I would be way more shut up
niggas see you missing the questions much like

1027
01:29:31.960 --> 01:29:36.760
you missed the group chat. I'm
reading, I'm reading the comments. It's

1028
01:29:36.880 --> 01:29:42.680
o p L. What do you
want? Answered the question? Cokies?

1029
01:29:44.680 --> 01:29:59.479
Bad niggas for eating cookies because he
didn't see proceed. I'm sorry he told

1030
01:29:59.520 --> 01:30:03.159
you to answer the question. Question. Yeah, I was reading a comment

1031
01:30:04.319 --> 01:30:09.359
restate your question? So I saw
this on the podcast as I was just

1032
01:30:09.439 --> 01:30:14.039
flipping the ring. So would you
be more upset if you caught your significant

1033
01:30:14.119 --> 01:30:16.279
other cheating like in the act,
or if like you went through their phone

1034
01:30:16.319 --> 01:30:20.239
and you saw the cash app history. This motherfucker spending money on somebody.

1035
01:30:23.960 --> 01:30:30.960
Absolutely that she's spending your hard earned
money, Doug. It's the visual I

1036
01:30:30.039 --> 01:30:32.399
think I can get over. You're
sucking a nigga, but you're spending my

1037
01:30:32.520 --> 01:30:38.880
money on another nigga. Cash up
history. You ain't saying it was my

1038
01:30:39.000 --> 01:30:43.560
money. But we a couple where
you getting your money from, bitch,

1039
01:30:43.640 --> 01:30:48.239
I'm giving it to you. I'm
just saying it doesn't matter if if she

1040
01:30:48.520 --> 01:30:51.960
asked me for one hundred dollars.
It doesn't matter if you got a job

1041
01:30:53.079 --> 01:30:56.279
or not. If you asking me
for money on any kind of level and

1042
01:30:56.359 --> 01:30:59.800
you spending money on another nigga,
I don't do if it was your paycheck,

1043
01:31:00.039 --> 01:31:02.920
bitch, was my paycheck. You
can't get my Jordans because you find

1044
01:31:02.960 --> 01:31:11.199
another nigga Jordans. That's where it
always comes down. It's like, what

1045
01:31:11.319 --> 01:31:13.920
if I need an ah and I'm
like, damn, I'm a little short.

1046
01:31:14.000 --> 01:31:15.079
Let me call back, bait,
let me get some money on this.

1047
01:31:16.239 --> 01:31:18.760
I can't do it. And then
I go to your job history and

1048
01:31:18.800 --> 01:31:23.319
find out you buy other nigga.
I'm in love with you, gonna walk

1049
01:31:23.359 --> 01:31:28.800
in and see you. No,
that's absolutely no comparison. So here's the

1050
01:31:28.960 --> 01:31:30.119
thing, and it's like, you
know how you always do like a little

1051
01:31:30.119 --> 01:31:35.720
Devil's advocate thing right now? For
me, it's like I think it would

1052
01:31:35.840 --> 01:31:41.000
have to depend on like who it
is, because even when I'm in relationships

1053
01:31:41.039 --> 01:31:45.279
with people, I don't have,
like it's not guaranteed that I have like

1054
01:31:45.880 --> 01:31:51.600
the type of connection to them that
maybe I should in a relationship, because

1055
01:31:51.640 --> 01:31:55.439
that's just like how many times have
we said, like with me and baby,

1056
01:31:55.439 --> 01:31:57.800
that's not babe, we're not in
a relationship, and my connection with

1057
01:31:57.880 --> 01:32:02.439
him is stronger than everybody I've ever
been with, right, So I think

1058
01:32:02.479 --> 01:32:11.640
it's one of those things where in
our situation, we have been in environments

1059
01:32:12.119 --> 01:32:18.239
where we've agreed to that. So
I don't know if that would hurt as

1060
01:32:18.359 --> 01:32:24.800
much as seeing, you know,
spinning on another bitch. But then at

1061
01:32:24.880 --> 01:32:29.760
the same time, it's like,
was you spinning on this bitch and I

1062
01:32:29.880 --> 01:32:32.359
was still getting everything I asked for
it, so you know what I mean?

1063
01:32:32.439 --> 01:32:36.640
Like, or was it like you
constantly telling me no because you spinding

1064
01:32:36.640 --> 01:32:40.880
sh it on her? Like because
some niggas got it like that and they

1065
01:32:41.039 --> 01:32:47.920
just's he's depriving you. I'm clear
and everybody I'm beating everybody else bro fucking

1066
01:32:48.000 --> 01:32:59.600
somebody or no. I think we're
feel free to answer in the comments,

1067
01:33:00.279 --> 01:33:06.760
what the hell is going in my
home. Me, why you don't do

1068
01:33:06.920 --> 01:33:16.880
that, Brett, I can honestly
and truly say that, like I don't.

1069
01:33:17.000 --> 01:33:26.600
I don't know because I think walking
in like walking in, I'm a

1070
01:33:26.680 --> 01:33:36.239
filler way, but because it's like, no, it never happened, bro,

1071
01:33:36.479 --> 01:33:41.880
I'm still a free man. I
think it's like I'm just and I

1072
01:33:41.960 --> 01:33:45.239
hate to say it. Okay,
let's take let's take it one step down.

1073
01:33:45.279 --> 01:33:46.159
I hate to say it, but
I feel like in a way,

1074
01:33:46.279 --> 01:33:55.279
like I'm I think I'm kind of
numb to being cheated on. Like I've

1075
01:33:55.520 --> 01:33:58.880
I've been betrayed by so many people
when it comes to like sex, like

1076
01:33:59.359 --> 01:34:02.680
motherfuckers that her family have gone behind
me and was sneaking and fucking niggas that

1077
01:34:02.720 --> 01:34:06.319
I was fucking with, and motherfuckers
that was laid like chilling in my couch

1078
01:34:06.439 --> 01:34:10.640
drinking my motherfucking clear kool aid and
ship like you know what I'm saying,

1079
01:34:10.720 --> 01:34:15.399
Like that I was telling motherfuckers it
was water so they wouldn't drink it.

1080
01:34:15.199 --> 01:34:19.680
But you know, like motherfucker's kicking
it in my house and then going behind

1081
01:34:19.720 --> 01:34:24.560
my back, and like so I've
had those kind of betrayals and shit,

1082
01:34:24.640 --> 01:34:28.680
and I've been cheated on ship.
Bad's not bad, like we've we've been

1083
01:34:28.760 --> 01:34:32.600
through that kind of shit. So
it's like, I don't know what I

1084
01:34:32.800 --> 01:34:39.479
was doing that situation. I don't
like even with like the whole like the

1085
01:34:39.560 --> 01:34:43.439
baby thing, Like it wasn't the
chick and him having sex with somebody that

1086
01:34:43.560 --> 01:34:45.079
bothered me. It was like,
nigga, you have like don't we hooped

1087
01:34:45.119 --> 01:34:54.079
the next week? More it's more
emotional behind you, Like it's more emotional

1088
01:34:54.159 --> 01:34:58.720
behind her giving you money. And
it's not because that's why I'm stuck,

1089
01:34:58.840 --> 01:35:01.199
Because you can have sex with somebody
and not be emotionally attached. But I'm

1090
01:35:01.199 --> 01:35:04.079
an also trick on the motherfucking not
be emotional. What I'm saying for me

1091
01:35:04.439 --> 01:35:09.800
is I feel like because in order
for me to get some money out of

1092
01:35:09.880 --> 01:35:14.319
you, I gotta be having a
level of conversation with you to a degree.

1093
01:35:14.439 --> 01:35:16.479
That's that's how some people walk like
that, like I might gotta talk

1094
01:35:16.520 --> 01:35:18.319
to you a little bit for you
to, you know, for me to

1095
01:35:18.359 --> 01:35:21.000
get what I want. But now
that means y'all spend the time together like

1096
01:35:21.640 --> 01:35:25.960
he's speaking to you on a on
a different kind of level. Not really,

1097
01:35:26.039 --> 01:35:28.479
And I only say that because and
if it's not really, then I

1098
01:35:28.600 --> 01:35:31.479
really shouldn't be with you because you're
stupid. But what I'm saying, remember

1099
01:35:31.960 --> 01:35:35.479
how the guy was sending me money
all the time Apple Panye, and shit,

1100
01:35:35.560 --> 01:35:40.920
I never met him before. We
don't talk every day, but no

1101
01:35:40.960 --> 01:35:44.640
shit like that. Some niggas just
do that. But what I can say

1102
01:35:44.720 --> 01:35:51.039
is looking at the situation and think, like I'm thinking of the taunts in

1103
01:35:51.199 --> 01:35:56.039
my head a bit saying I fuck
your niggas, Like, man, bitch,

1104
01:35:56.039 --> 01:35:59.000
you fucked anybody, it ain't but
you coming to me like I had

1105
01:35:59.039 --> 01:36:01.439
your nigga buying this and then everybody
getting wet down, So I think I'm

1106
01:36:01.439 --> 01:36:05.000
with you. You walk in on
a nigga palm and her cheeks, you

1107
01:36:05.119 --> 01:36:10.520
won't be the same. Absolutely,
absolutely not if I walk in on anything.

1108
01:36:11.359 --> 01:36:14.520
I grew up in a culture where
we share bitches stuff, so yeah,

1109
01:36:14.560 --> 01:36:16.159
it's gonna hurt. It's definitely gonna
stand here if I liked you like

1110
01:36:16.239 --> 01:36:24.720
that. But because it's like I
am a person who is like literally the

1111
01:36:24.840 --> 01:36:29.720
love of my life. We've gone
to sex parties together, so it's like

1112
01:36:30.479 --> 01:36:36.079
with being in that situation, it's
like I knew going in what the outcome

1113
01:36:36.239 --> 01:36:39.960
could have been. It just so
happened to be way too many white people

1114
01:36:40.039 --> 01:36:45.720
there and we wasn't on that.
But had the one black thick bitch in

1115
01:36:45.880 --> 01:36:49.760
there not had a fucking afro in
her armpit, that could have been,

1116
01:36:49.960 --> 01:36:54.720
that could have been in motion,
and I wouldn't have felt the way about

1117
01:36:54.760 --> 01:37:06.039
it. So so I think with
me having like a kind of with me

1118
01:37:06.199 --> 01:37:12.479
being open to having like a swinger
lifestyle, I don't think that it would

1119
01:37:12.840 --> 01:37:16.359
like you know, it would be
like bitchassics, so you fucking hoes without

1120
01:37:16.439 --> 01:37:21.079
me type ship, Like I'd probably
be on that like fucking hoes without me.

1121
01:37:21.159 --> 01:37:26.279
Nigga bad enough to find out that
she fucking somebody that you like.

1122
01:37:26.479 --> 01:37:30.399
No, that's bad, that's not
just she's spending money on a nigga,

1123
01:37:30.439 --> 01:37:34.479
you know. So again like me, me just said the taunting. So

1124
01:37:34.720 --> 01:37:41.840
now my bitch is buying you fly
ship. Now you you walk around here

1125
01:37:41.880 --> 01:37:47.000
looking like me. Because my bit
about money is that's almost assumed, that's

1126
01:37:47.159 --> 01:37:54.079
almost assumed the physical act of sharing
something that's very intimate. Money is money

1127
01:37:54.479 --> 01:37:59.600
this nigga, this day and age. I mean, but it's so why

1128
01:37:59.800 --> 01:38:06.119
so so money is you have to
work for that bread understood. That's just

1129
01:38:06.319 --> 01:38:13.720
like, but this is just my
opinion. It's different. I mean,

1130
01:38:13.720 --> 01:38:17.239
I was, I was, I
was. What I'm saying is different when

1131
01:38:17.279 --> 01:38:24.520
I find out that your bitch is
just fucking versus you have two boyfriends,

1132
01:38:25.920 --> 01:38:30.239
because there is a level of intimacy
that I enjoy that I know that now

1133
01:38:30.319 --> 01:38:33.520
you're sharing with another person, y'all
having late phone calls on the phone,

1134
01:38:33.760 --> 01:38:36.840
y'all cut on, y'all doing that
kind of ship. That's the type you

1135
01:38:36.920 --> 01:38:43.760
can fuck anybody. Tis for you
to be sharing the level of intimacy,

1136
01:38:44.720 --> 01:38:47.760
nigga that with my mom. There'siggas
with a lot of bread out in the

1137
01:38:47.840 --> 01:38:55.159
world that have like fucking budget lines
for these that's what they do. That's

1138
01:38:55.359 --> 01:38:59.039
that's given. That's what that's what
it is. Until you see the act.

1139
01:38:59.199 --> 01:39:01.960
That's a whole different. That's a
whole thing. I have literally had

1140
01:39:02.359 --> 01:39:08.880
a customer come and buy five of
whatever because you got house, you know.

1141
01:39:09.279 --> 01:39:12.199
But But my thing is, like, like I said, like I

1142
01:39:12.359 --> 01:39:16.640
think I may just be numb,
like because when I find out niggas fucking

1143
01:39:16.680 --> 01:39:19.680
with somebody else, like I don't
bring it up. I don't have a

1144
01:39:19.720 --> 01:39:26.520
conversation, nothing like I just cut
you off. So I think because like

1145
01:39:26.560 --> 01:39:29.920
I said, I'm used to like
that level of betrayal, and that's fucked

1146
01:39:29.960 --> 01:39:33.079
up to even be able to say
that, like I have to go with

1147
01:39:33.279 --> 01:39:38.720
kind of like the default because I
don't. I don't think anything like that

1148
01:39:39.000 --> 01:39:41.800
shocks me anymore. I think what
it is is on the same level.

1149
01:39:41.960 --> 01:39:45.960
I think it's on the same level
because if you if you are, if

1150
01:39:45.000 --> 01:39:48.680
you're bold enough to fuck a bitch
and you are fucking her and taking the

1151
01:39:48.760 --> 01:39:54.520
risk of me walking in and that
shit money ain't no problem for you.

1152
01:39:54.960 --> 01:39:57.560
So both of them go hand and
hand. So I'm gonna be mad ais

1153
01:39:57.600 --> 01:40:02.319
fucking both. But the visual act
of that ship is like that'll cut deep,

1154
01:40:02.920 --> 01:40:05.560
especially if you love, like that's
your love, your life. He

1155
01:40:05.640 --> 01:40:09.000
was like, oh my goodness,
Like that's that. I said, you

1156
01:40:09.039 --> 01:40:12.600
got some nigga grabbing cheeks like that, like damn nigga. Because I and

1157
01:40:13.199 --> 01:40:15.960
another reason why I feel like there's
like outside of like I said, like

1158
01:40:15.039 --> 01:40:21.079
with us going you know to like
parties and ship. The reason why you've

1159
01:40:21.079 --> 01:40:27.680
seen the ozarks. I didn't finish
you know, the ship though, well,

1160
01:40:28.159 --> 01:40:30.520
no I didn't. I when the
second was like the first It was

1161
01:40:30.560 --> 01:40:34.840
like the first episode of the first
was he wasn't his wife cheating on something?

1162
01:40:34.920 --> 01:40:39.159
Oh yeah? And then the whole
entire time he remembered that damn act,

1163
01:40:39.720 --> 01:40:43.279
the whole damn act, and he
actually was watching that working ship and

1164
01:40:43.359 --> 01:40:46.479
he reenacted that ship with her.
That's a wild as ship. He slapped

1165
01:40:46.520 --> 01:40:50.239
her ass and ship. She was
like, oh my goodness. No.

1166
01:40:50.520 --> 01:40:56.359
But so when Bede's and not Bay
went y'all on the story about him taking

1167
01:40:56.399 --> 01:41:03.359
his ass on the only fan he
got like he thought that, you know,

1168
01:41:03.600 --> 01:41:10.399
his way of getting back at me, he emailed me a picture of

1169
01:41:10.880 --> 01:41:13.720
him and somebody he used to funk
with, like, well, how did

1170
01:41:13.760 --> 01:41:19.479
that feel? And honestly I felt
nothing, Like I'm how that feel?

1171
01:41:21.359 --> 01:41:30.439
Like nothing discussion like he did,
and he was like, uh now,

1172
01:41:30.560 --> 01:41:32.479
now how did that? How that
fucking feel? That's that ship? Don't

1173
01:41:32.600 --> 01:41:43.079
that don't feel good? Then I'm
like follow, I told him it looked

1174
01:41:43.119 --> 01:41:48.520
dry, but whatever, But no, I didn't like, I didn't feel

1175
01:41:48.600 --> 01:41:55.039
anger, I didn't feel hurt.
I didn't feel like I literally felt nothing

1176
01:41:55.640 --> 01:42:00.079
when I saw it, like damn, like this nigga was really like fucking

1177
01:42:00.159 --> 01:42:05.720
her like I felt nothing. I
told you, Like it was the after

1178
01:42:05.800 --> 01:42:09.560
effect of like him getting a baby
mama and shit like that bothered me.

1179
01:42:09.640 --> 01:42:12.720
But it's like it wasn't even the
fact of damn, like he had sex

1180
01:42:12.800 --> 01:42:19.319
with her and he's like, you
know what, Like no, like it

1181
01:42:19.560 --> 01:42:25.119
just it. I felt fucking nothing. So yeah, I think that would

1182
01:42:25.159 --> 01:42:30.199
come of bother me because it's like
when I think about, like you said,

1183
01:42:30.239 --> 01:42:35.279
like intimate things like how we go
and we duck off, like weekends

1184
01:42:35.359 --> 01:42:39.760
in Chicago and ship like that,
like and I brought them. He was

1185
01:42:39.800 --> 01:42:41.640
like, no, he was.
He was like, I wouldn't even do

1186
01:42:41.760 --> 01:42:44.199
that thing because he was like,
it wouldn't even feel right, like you

1187
01:42:44.279 --> 01:42:54.720
know, y'all spot like, because
my main thing is like I would be

1188
01:42:55.439 --> 01:42:58.600
more upset and y'all might be like, bitch, what is wrong with you?

1189
01:42:59.640 --> 01:43:05.239
I would be more upset seeing him
out on a date with somebody then

1190
01:43:05.279 --> 01:43:09.640
I would seeing him in an acter
sex. And the reason for that is

1191
01:43:09.760 --> 01:43:15.199
because I know how he is on
dates. I know that he's very protective,

1192
01:43:15.560 --> 01:43:18.119
so I know that if it's a
crowd, he go hold her hand

1193
01:43:18.199 --> 01:43:21.079
and weave it through and make sure
she's good. He go you know what,

1194
01:43:21.119 --> 01:43:26.800
I'm saying, like he checking out
for but that's just how he is.

1195
01:43:27.319 --> 01:43:30.159
And to see him be like that
with somebody else, go fuck with

1196
01:43:30.319 --> 01:43:35.279
you, which is why the intimacy
level of that ship with me. I

1197
01:43:35.279 --> 01:43:40.039
don't give a about you fucking somebody
else. Man, that's his life.

1198
01:43:40.079 --> 01:43:42.399
You're gonna get over that ship.
This house gonna be houses if that's what

1199
01:43:42.479 --> 01:43:45.880
you're gonna be. But for you
to be sharing quality time with another nigga,

1200
01:43:46.279 --> 01:43:48.720
oh my god, I'll break my
mother for the heart. Bro.

1201
01:43:48.920 --> 01:43:53.439
You like nigga, you took me
here for my birthday and you're sitting here

1202
01:43:53.520 --> 01:43:59.680
with till I'm fin clean toolsday.
I'm here like you don't want to get

1203
01:44:00.039 --> 01:44:16.159
shot the niggas. Yeah, so
I'm I'm. I wasn't phased at all

1204
01:44:16.359 --> 01:44:21.880
when he you know, he he
actually sent me a picture like to get

1205
01:44:23.039 --> 01:44:27.119
back at me because of what he
saw on my only fans, and I

1206
01:44:27.239 --> 01:44:32.439
didn't have any emotions toward it.
I don't even have the damn your intellectualise

1207
01:44:32.840 --> 01:44:38.720
know what painter trying to get back
to get back at that, Like,

1208
01:44:41.600 --> 01:44:45.079
we don't need joke. My ghost
my ghost game is is doctoral level.

1209
01:44:45.600 --> 01:44:53.319
Okay. I think I think ghost
to a degree should be decent. Who

1210
01:44:53.399 --> 01:45:00.239
does what sending pictures or or signs
up for a month only fans that they

1211
01:45:00.319 --> 01:45:03.880
know that they don't want to watch
right at that part, imagine watching and

1212
01:45:04.039 --> 01:45:12.359
then the motherfucker fire a dispute and
got his money back, absolutely clapping up

1213
01:45:12.399 --> 01:45:24.319
of that brother. Nasty word that
nigga went and then boys like long.

1214
01:45:24.439 --> 01:45:30.039
Then I was like reversal, Hey
Tom, he was playing two K hit

1215
01:45:30.079 --> 01:45:33.720
the why but reverse, Hey,
hey that that hurt more than the damn

1216
01:45:33.760 --> 01:45:42.279
pay back video. Just charge.
I had to text that like that,

1217
01:45:42.520 --> 01:45:48.119
Hey, my god, I know
you were in your feeling sixteen like twenty,

1218
01:45:48.960 --> 01:45:53.199
like you actually watched the content,
nigga, Now you didn't, you

1219
01:45:53.239 --> 01:46:00.800
wouldn't utilize the services. Now at
this point, this is I know how

1220
01:46:00.840 --> 01:46:03.560
I'm gonna get you. I know
how to get you back. Punch that

1221
01:46:03.600 --> 01:46:13.439
bitch right in the pocket, put
you in the pack. Like that was

1222
01:46:13.479 --> 01:46:18.159
a really good question. Some of
the ghost it's tough and it's hurtful.

1223
01:46:19.399 --> 01:46:23.479
Oh, I just want to borrow
a person that I'm sorry for you.

1224
01:46:23.880 --> 01:46:30.359
It's kind of money. Like I
feel like ghost into a degree should be

1225
01:46:30.399 --> 01:46:33.119
okay because I feel like when you
when you be honest and you tell the

1226
01:46:33.199 --> 01:46:36.680
motherfucker like, you know this ain't
really I mean, you know you cool,

1227
01:46:36.760 --> 01:46:44.279
but I don't like you it ain't
work. Instead of a person just

1228
01:46:44.399 --> 01:46:47.680
kind of like receiving that and then
you know, okay cool. I feel

1229
01:46:47.720 --> 01:46:51.359
like they always hit you with the
why I got to explain to you why

1230
01:46:51.600 --> 01:46:55.000
I just told you it's not working, But you want me to explain to

1231
01:46:55.000 --> 01:47:00.560
you what the real reason? Well, okay, if I just like slowly

1232
01:47:00.640 --> 01:47:02.760
stop talking, like we ain't even
that deep into it for me that I

1233
01:47:02.840 --> 01:47:05.359
have to explain you, I don't
really like you like that, So I

1234
01:47:05.640 --> 01:47:12.680
just kind of back, hey,
because they want to know like if it's

1235
01:47:12.840 --> 01:47:19.479
if it's something that can be repaired, like if it's you know, especially

1236
01:47:19.520 --> 01:47:26.840
because you don't know how we know
how. People have different perspectives on that.

1237
01:47:27.880 --> 01:47:32.560
So to them they might feel like
they're engaging you in that, and

1238
01:47:32.720 --> 01:47:35.520
to you, you like because they
feel like, all right, well,

1239
01:47:36.920 --> 01:47:40.479
I write him every day, you
know, tell him good morning or whatever.

1240
01:47:40.560 --> 01:47:44.039
So to them, they're communicating with
you every day. But you like,

1241
01:47:44.159 --> 01:47:46.640
bro, hey, if you motherfuckers
ain't gonna asking the conversation, I

1242
01:47:46.680 --> 01:47:55.520
don't want to God, damn song
right now. So they writing you,

1243
01:47:56.079 --> 01:47:58.760
they're writing you good morning every day, so they look at it like,

1244
01:47:59.760 --> 01:48:05.640
bro, I'm hitting you up every
single day, but you're looking at it

1245
01:48:05.760 --> 01:48:09.439
like, Bro, you hit me
to say good morning and then I don't

1246
01:48:09.479 --> 01:48:12.560
hear shit from you for twenty four
hours, Like that's not consistent enough for

1247
01:48:12.640 --> 01:48:15.800
me. They can look at it
as consistency because they're like, well,

1248
01:48:15.000 --> 01:48:18.680
I hit you every day, and
you're not looking at it as consistency because

1249
01:48:18.680 --> 01:48:23.399
it's like, Bro, we don't
talk like you say good morning, and

1250
01:48:23.479 --> 01:48:28.199
then I don't hear from you until
the next fucking day. So then you

1251
01:48:28.359 --> 01:48:30.720
tell them that and they're like,
all right, you're right, I can

1252
01:48:30.760 --> 01:48:31.800
do better, and then she starts, well, hey, one, how

1253
01:48:31.920 --> 01:48:35.520
was your dad? So that's why
people want to know, because it could

1254
01:48:35.600 --> 01:48:41.199
be something that they could be reading
incorrectly and feel like if they like you

1255
01:48:41.399 --> 01:48:44.239
enough, it can be corrected.
But if you're just like, man,

1256
01:48:44.319 --> 01:48:45.840
I don't like this bitch because I
didn't realize that her I do that.

1257
01:48:47.119 --> 01:48:50.960
She can't do shit about that.
You don't want to say that out loud,

1258
01:48:51.600 --> 01:48:55.600
even if that's the reason some people
are shallow. I don't even know

1259
01:48:55.640 --> 01:48:59.239
if that should call you shallow if
it's just like yo, I like both.

1260
01:48:59.439 --> 01:49:01.359
I like my you with both eyes
that focus on me, like I

1261
01:49:01.399 --> 01:49:09.399
don't know where you're looking for?
Don't that is life? Man? I

1262
01:49:09.439 --> 01:49:12.159
don't heard women be like I don't
want to date the niggacause he's pat I

1263
01:49:12.199 --> 01:49:16.920
don't want to do that nigga.
Nothing wrong with that niggas himps is bigger

1264
01:49:16.920 --> 01:49:21.039
than mine. Okay, you see
my hips. Ain't nothing wrong with having

1265
01:49:21.079 --> 01:49:25.079
a dangly eye. She can give
you a head and watch Martin at the

1266
01:49:25.119 --> 01:49:29.359
same time. What's that benefit me
or herd? Have you ever heard of

1267
01:49:29.439 --> 01:49:34.640
instant dating? Was instant dating?
Yes? I have? So Instant dating

1268
01:49:34.960 --> 01:49:40.920
is okay? Say I agreed to
go on a date with somebody. We

1269
01:49:41.199 --> 01:49:44.079
walk into this place and if we
don't like what we see, a motherfuckers

1270
01:49:44.119 --> 01:49:47.720
walk out? Is that that's like
that ship on the reels, I'll be

1271
01:49:47.840 --> 01:49:53.239
watching. They'd be at the table
and they be having a conversation that you

1272
01:49:53.279 --> 01:49:57.199
gotta get up. Whoever, No, that's that's speed dating. I don't

1273
01:49:57.239 --> 01:50:01.520
know if that's technically what it's called. What be doing next time? Next

1274
01:50:01.560 --> 01:50:04.159
time I come across this ship?
I'm sure that's what I'm talking about.

1275
01:50:04.319 --> 01:50:08.800
No worries, all right? Oh
no, you know what. I saw

1276
01:50:08.880 --> 01:50:11.600
one and the chick hit the button
on her dude, but then she tried

1277
01:50:11.640 --> 01:50:15.239
to spend the block on you,
and he was like, yeah, I

1278
01:50:15.279 --> 01:50:20.199
don't do second chances. Like she
didn't have the button on, dude,

1279
01:50:20.239 --> 01:50:25.119
because they actually had a lot of
ship in common, and it was like

1280
01:50:25.720 --> 01:50:28.000
she was just being, well,
I want to see what else is out

1281
01:50:28.039 --> 01:50:31.239
here type ship, So she hit
the button on. They got some hips

1282
01:50:31.279 --> 01:50:34.039
and we'll be talking about that,
nigga. See that's what I'm saying,

1283
01:50:34.880 --> 01:50:45.279
and be dancing. There's a picture. There is face to face ghost in

1284
01:50:45.359 --> 01:50:49.079
this instant. It is instant.
Yeah, that's why I said, like,

1285
01:50:49.319 --> 01:50:53.279
y'all agree to me somewhere y'all walking. If motherfuckers don't like what they

1286
01:50:53.319 --> 01:50:56.000
see, they walk right out.
I'll be like, oh damn, that's

1287
01:50:56.000 --> 01:51:03.399
what we're doing. But how I
found out about instant dating was because of

1288
01:51:03.439 --> 01:51:10.720
a TikTok where a girl I didn't
know that that that's what it was.

1289
01:51:11.560 --> 01:51:15.760
So she was sitting in her car
waiting on him, and she was like,

1290
01:51:15.920 --> 01:51:17.960
Okay, I'm gonna you know,
like I saw him when he walked

1291
01:51:18.000 --> 01:51:20.359
past the car. He didn't you
know, saying this. So she get

1292
01:51:20.399 --> 01:51:24.640
out and he just kind of like
let the door close in her face and

1293
01:51:24.680 --> 01:51:28.000
ship and then he sat just like
walked like, didn't say nothing to her

1294
01:51:28.079 --> 01:51:30.720
nothing, So she didn't know.
That's how she found out what an instant

1295
01:51:30.800 --> 01:51:35.640
date was. I getting walked out, Yes, that's how I found about

1296
01:51:35.640 --> 01:51:40.840
it. Somebody walked out on Oh
from that video, Oh video, somebody

1297
01:51:40.840 --> 01:51:45.239
walked out on her. You didn't
walk in with the seatbelting running tea any

1298
01:51:45.319 --> 01:51:49.079
way to change up the concept,
Well, you know what you gotta actually

1299
01:51:50.119 --> 01:51:56.560
this gotta be gotta be an out
close. But that video, that particular

1300
01:51:56.680 --> 01:52:00.439
video, she was that particular video. She was confused because she was like,

1301
01:52:00.520 --> 01:52:02.960
dude, I looked like and she
did like she looked like she does

1302
01:52:03.840 --> 01:52:06.319
on her page. Like it wasn't
like she didn't have like nobody, but

1303
01:52:06.760 --> 01:52:12.399
like she looked like her. So
yeah, she was actually cute. So

1304
01:52:12.479 --> 01:52:16.319
I don't know what, I don't
know. I don't know. I mean,

1305
01:52:16.359 --> 01:52:19.199
there's there's got to be able to
find there has to be an outclause

1306
01:52:19.439 --> 01:52:26.680
on some of these circumstances instead of
going through the whole interaction. I don't

1307
01:52:26.720 --> 01:52:34.119
get this. I'm not I'm not
engaged. I won't engage. That's why

1308
01:52:35.840 --> 01:52:43.800
I've already already stressed everybody else about
myself. You know, had people thinking

1309
01:52:43.840 --> 01:52:45.239
I was being stressed out. If
someone walks out on me, that's on

1310
01:52:45.359 --> 01:52:54.279
them. They ain't walking out,
though I can agree with that. You

1311
01:52:54.399 --> 01:52:58.439
never know, you never know,
you're right, you never know, you

1312
01:52:58.479 --> 01:53:01.640
never know what people be feeling.
Absolutely, ye, don't walk out,

1313
01:53:01.680 --> 01:53:06.640
don't walk in with the seatbelt.
Dog probably knew her and she knows girlfriend.

1314
01:53:09.279 --> 01:53:15.560
I'll never been there in a cookie
ye. So uh. I wonder

1315
01:53:15.560 --> 01:53:19.239
if I can find it without dude
doing the momentary face to face something.

1316
01:53:20.000 --> 01:53:26.439
Okay, Yeah, I found I
found a video recently. We with it.

1317
01:53:26.920 --> 01:53:31.279
Huh you do? It's something?
The cookies were great trying this to

1318
01:53:31.319 --> 01:53:34.640
TikTok? Should I sent it to
you in the group? It was it

1319
01:53:34.800 --> 01:53:42.039
was the service that that was that
it's a little suspect little how about very

1320
01:53:42.840 --> 01:53:49.560
which question that's been down that's why
downtown oh by By. Yeah, it's

1321
01:53:49.680 --> 01:53:58.399
it's different down there. And I
didn't know, like way fucking money regardless,

1322
01:53:59.600 --> 01:54:03.920
I didn't know there's one in bayfew
Ano, the one on North avenue,

1323
01:54:05.039 --> 01:54:12.000
and then I know the one in
base shors. So yeah, something

1324
01:54:13.359 --> 01:54:18.720
that's a that crumble, that's crumble
crumbles in the sure crumbles is a big

1325
01:54:18.760 --> 01:54:26.840
assiece of cake. The cookie.
I walk out of the fires like you

1326
01:54:26.920 --> 01:54:30.760
walk out of the front door.
It's a big It's glowing in the dark.

1327
01:54:30.840 --> 01:54:33.479
You can see the sign. I'm
like everybody always saying something, your

1328
01:54:33.520 --> 01:54:40.319
cookie is good, let me go
try. So I walk in. It

1329
01:54:40.479 --> 01:54:43.680
is deserted. It's one guy,
and then there's two dudes in there working

1330
01:54:43.680 --> 01:54:49.600
in the back. I walk in, I asked him, as they're still

1331
01:54:49.640 --> 01:54:53.079
open, Birdie like kind of got
his head down. You're like, yeah,

1332
01:54:53.079 --> 01:54:56.880
I'll be with you on the same
folks already, and cookies he was

1333
01:54:56.920 --> 01:55:01.479
putting together due order, okay,
folks already. Like his beard was like

1334
01:55:01.560 --> 01:55:05.319
too perfect, it looked like it
was glue on. He had kind of

1335
01:55:05.439 --> 01:55:10.319
he had kind of like a box
top. And then he had two cross

1336
01:55:10.399 --> 01:55:14.840
earrings in his ear. So I
already knew what type of time he was

1337
01:55:14.920 --> 01:55:17.239
on. But whatever you want to
be on, bro, that's cool.

1338
01:55:17.319 --> 01:55:21.600
Whatever you do is with you now. I'm already high. I'm too ships

1339
01:55:21.640 --> 01:55:25.439
to the wind. I'm in here
I'm excited. It's a big ass TV

1340
01:55:25.640 --> 01:55:29.800
with a menu full of fucking cookies
as a fat nigga, and I'm high.

1341
01:55:29.840 --> 01:55:34.359
I don't know what to pick?
Is that everything is there? So

1342
01:55:34.560 --> 01:55:39.399
bro, come back to the counter. You look up. He like he's

1343
01:55:39.479 --> 01:55:42.640
see that. Like I'm I'm lost
in the cookies. I'm just looking.

1344
01:55:43.000 --> 01:55:45.439
But apparently he's staring at me.
Whatever. So I'm like, you know,

1345
01:55:46.159 --> 01:55:49.159
what's the best cookie? What's your
I'm just having a general conversation.

1346
01:55:50.960 --> 01:55:56.760
This nigga is like he looking at
me kind of funny, but whatever,

1347
01:55:57.079 --> 01:56:01.520
we ain't here talking. I was
like, I've never been here before and

1348
01:56:01.640 --> 01:56:08.600
the menu is just bright. It
looks amazing. So I say, what's

1349
01:56:08.680 --> 01:56:15.960
your favorite cookie? This nigga said
no. He was like he was like,

1350
01:56:15.279 --> 01:56:18.319
he's like, I like the peanut
butter and the chocolate chunk. Just

1351
01:56:18.439 --> 01:56:21.279
like, you excuse me what you're
saying. He was like, oh,

1352
01:56:21.359 --> 01:56:25.560
no, I'm just talking out loud. I let it go. I'm just

1353
01:56:25.680 --> 01:56:33.399
like, I'm here cookies. Oh
you want your cookies? He wants your

1354
01:56:33.560 --> 01:56:43.760
cookie. He was flirting so hard. All I wanted was some cook you

1355
01:56:43.880 --> 01:56:49.720
want some want one? So niggas
like, so that's what I'm saying Like

1356
01:56:53.960 --> 01:56:59.000
that nigga said, I like chocolate
chunk just like you. What hold on

1357
01:56:59.359 --> 01:57:09.159
bro? So like bro, I'm
white chocolate. It gets better. As

1358
01:57:09.600 --> 01:57:15.840
I picked, I picked out my
cookies, so you ring it up.

1359
01:57:16.359 --> 01:57:21.600
I see the total reach in my
pocket, grab my water. I pulled

1360
01:57:21.640 --> 01:57:25.399
my wallet out. I go to
like look to see if it's like you

1361
01:57:25.520 --> 01:57:29.119
tab it. If I could do
it, my watch goes. I got

1362
01:57:29.239 --> 01:57:32.600
you, I got you on me. That was the last night of Starbucks.

1363
01:57:32.880 --> 01:57:41.039
I was like, then as I
get out of as I get like

1364
01:57:41.119 --> 01:57:44.680
me, you gotta enjoy this.
As I get, as I get,

1365
01:57:45.319 --> 01:57:48.560
as I walk the cookie place and
I go back to the man where I'm

1366
01:57:48.560 --> 01:57:51.560
finna me brother, we will walk
back to the car. I'm eating like

1367
01:57:51.640 --> 01:57:56.760
I took a bite of the cookie. This is fire. I'm like,

1368
01:57:56.800 --> 01:57:59.520
I should actually like go back and
pay for something. Then I thought about

1369
01:57:59.560 --> 01:58:00.760
him, like, if I go
back, he's gonna think I was picking

1370
01:58:00.800 --> 01:58:03.640
up what he was putting down.
He guarantees he's gonna ask me for my

1371
01:58:03.720 --> 01:58:08.520
phone number. I don't want the
problems. Just take my two cookies.

1372
01:58:08.560 --> 01:58:14.159
I'm going That ship was Wow,
this is not the story of I do

1373
01:58:14.279 --> 01:58:18.000
think that's nice though. That is
my my juice universal because I was in

1374
01:58:18.079 --> 01:58:27.560
there looking like this and he still
thought I was handsome. My nigga said,

1375
01:58:28.720 --> 01:58:33.479
like you. It was the like
what's what the cookies and ship?

1376
01:58:34.800 --> 01:58:51.439
Look at real macadamia. He tried
to take disgusting work. Oh, I

1377
01:58:51.520 --> 01:58:55.520
definitely wanted to go back for some
more cooks. I'm like, I'm glad

1378
01:58:55.560 --> 01:58:58.279
I didn't know he wants you to
come back for some more cookies. I'm

1379
01:58:58.319 --> 01:59:02.239
never going to the downtown location.
Okay, So can you transition us into

1380
01:59:02.279 --> 01:59:09.159
this banana video? Please? Sure? So? Thank Yeah, so we're

1381
01:59:09.199 --> 01:59:13.560
looking for stars. Were paying three
thousand on your first video? Just a

1382
01:59:13.640 --> 01:59:18.840
quick application? Could I take a
BBC never tried it before? Let's see

1383
01:59:18.840 --> 01:59:30.840
what going out too? Yeah?
What's your number? Yeah? Letsten listen.

1384
01:59:33.960 --> 01:59:42.119
H I mean yeah, it's about
to be that's your new life.

1385
01:59:42.800 --> 01:59:51.479
Yeah right, I went in arid. I think about this whenever I brush

1386
01:59:51.520 --> 01:59:56.880
my teeth and I brush my tongue
and I actually gain Like if your if

1387
01:59:56.920 --> 01:59:59.560
your nigga is brushing his tongue and
he don't have no you don't have no

1388
01:59:59.640 --> 02:00:01.680
gag, like you need to leave. I do appreciate that I'm not halfsome

1389
02:00:03.159 --> 02:00:10.640
you got a gag reflex. Absolutely
that she feels all my life. That

1390
02:00:10.720 --> 02:00:16.560
should feels somewhere brushing your tongue.
You alright, and then yeah, I'm

1391
02:00:16.600 --> 02:00:27.439
good. I'm straight. Absolutely,
I'm straight. I said that was her

1392
02:00:27.800 --> 02:00:30.800
her wake up, that was her, that's her alarm in the morning,

1393
02:00:30.000 --> 02:00:38.439
me brushing my toe, that's why. But if you've never been doing something

1394
02:00:38.479 --> 02:00:45.359
that cook, now, I will
say seventy five hours, Hey, seventy

1395
02:00:45.399 --> 02:00:49.039
five hours to say mixing pick,
Oh, you better off take a five

1396
02:00:49.079 --> 02:00:53.479
hours go pick and save and get
you some slice of bakes. And yeah,

1397
02:00:53.920 --> 02:01:00.079
that's true. But that something came
pretty fire. Yeah, good of

1398
02:01:00.119 --> 02:01:01.520
anything south to caramel. And that's
what I was looking at. A sugar

1399
02:01:01.760 --> 02:01:04.800
sugar. I think it's like confetti, kind of like birthday cake. That's

1400
02:01:04.880 --> 02:01:11.600
just sugar. Butter cookie, that's
a birthday cake. You can just all

1401
02:01:11.680 --> 02:01:17.359
like you didn't even eat. I'm
going to join that Cookie Member club because

1402
02:01:17.399 --> 02:01:23.760
y'all know I love free ship and
like discounted. So one deluxe cookie,

1403
02:01:23.960 --> 02:01:30.079
our delicious deluxe cookies are just one
dollar for Cookie Magic members. You know,

1404
02:01:30.239 --> 02:01:33.840
limit one per day. You know, you know what we need to

1405
02:01:33.880 --> 02:01:40.279
do for first birthday, chicken skins. We need to go to the wreaking

1406
02:01:40.560 --> 02:01:44.760
Bad plays, the age reaking.
We need to We went and they was

1407
02:01:44.920 --> 02:01:48.319
like it wasn't over, and it
was at the time that it was supposed

1408
02:01:48.359 --> 02:01:56.039
to be over. What are you
doing for? I'm like this nigga reaking.

1409
02:01:58.319 --> 02:02:00.840
I'll be here because Sunday, because
I mean, if we depend how

1410
02:02:00.880 --> 02:02:04.680
long we're potting, we'll probably be
potting into my birthday. Your birthday on

1411
02:02:04.760 --> 02:02:11.199
Monday, that's sixth. Oh,
it's a celebration. It's a celebration,

1412
02:02:11.359 --> 02:02:23.119
bitches November for to get the fuck
on my nerves everybody. Yeah, yeah,

1413
02:02:23.239 --> 02:02:30.880
I will happen nineteen year old bro
same day. Yeah, anywhere.

1414
02:02:31.840 --> 02:02:39.000
Also, I'm gonna let y'all know
I'm going. I'm gonna androy it.

1415
02:02:39.800 --> 02:02:46.000
I made my decision. I'm going
to Joy. I got my daughter of

1416
02:02:46.079 --> 02:02:50.000
iPhone fifteen. I said, I'll
just go against Scream because I got I'm

1417
02:02:50.079 --> 02:02:53.399
the real nego botet. She ain't
bought it, she just received them.

1418
02:02:53.560 --> 02:03:03.000
FuG I'm a real nigga for bone
both they're both eleven ninety nine birthday helping

1419
02:03:03.039 --> 02:03:09.439
me. Yeah, thank you for
tuning in. I really appreciate it.

1420
02:03:09.479 --> 02:03:15.159
I love when new people jump on
the live birthday. We will either do

1421
02:03:15.359 --> 02:03:26.359
the diz O or uh well if
depending on where we go, we might

1422
02:03:26.399 --> 02:03:29.640
go on a Saturday because when we
go to y'all ever been to Fox and

1423
02:03:29.720 --> 02:03:33.000
Hound. Yes, it's been a
long time. So Fox and Hound on

1424
02:03:33.479 --> 02:03:42.640
Wednesdays and Saturdays, they have buy
one, get one andres including steaks and

1425
02:03:42.720 --> 02:03:45.920
whatever. So that's where I took
him last year because you know, it's

1426
02:03:46.000 --> 02:03:49.199
exactly it's four of us, Me
and Mama, Ree and jelly Bean.

1427
02:03:49.359 --> 02:03:56.039
So we went and I paid for
Bree and Mama dinners and then you know,

1428
02:03:56.159 --> 02:04:01.279
me and jelly Bean shiit was it
was free. So yeah, I'd

1429
02:04:01.279 --> 02:04:06.199
like their drinks out there too.
But yeah, it's anythink got a seafood

1430
02:04:06.239 --> 02:04:12.279
bar like show had a seatfood barn. Nobody seafood anymore. M m hmmm

1431
02:04:13.359 --> 02:04:18.600
mm hmmm, dude, Showy seafood
bar was fire. I don't even do

1432
02:04:18.640 --> 02:04:21.399
buffets, but I would do that
ship like right now, man my finger

1433
02:04:24.359 --> 02:04:29.439
like that Chinese Chinese. I'm lying
because I did go to the Chinese buffet

1434
02:04:29.560 --> 02:04:32.319
just recently. It was fire.
It was it was at lunch. It

1435
02:04:32.399 --> 02:04:38.279
was fresh, fresh, fresh fresh
like Chinese buffets. They'd be on that

1436
02:04:38.359 --> 02:04:40.840
ship. Think the same after you
got your ship, like, okay,

1437
02:04:40.840 --> 02:04:44.720
there's nothing else I can get,
get some more of it rice for a

1438
02:04:44.760 --> 02:04:48.920
minute. Yeah, just fried rice
on the bar ain't the same white.

1439
02:04:49.199 --> 02:04:54.199
I feel like he's going to be
in that town. What's that? So

1440
02:04:55.880 --> 02:04:59.159
was it last week which you was? It was a week that you wasn't

1441
02:04:59.199 --> 02:05:00.840
here, okay because you was here
lives week. No, you was here

1442
02:05:00.880 --> 02:05:08.159
Lines week. Yeah he was.
But like ton Tone doesn't share the enameration

1443
02:05:08.359 --> 02:05:12.760
that like Chinese, like that ship
is top it is. That's that's my

1444
02:05:12.840 --> 02:05:15.119
favorite food. Chinese is. Like
we was, we was like we was

1445
02:05:15.159 --> 02:05:17.119
sharing the moment. I was like
I get it. I get it.

1446
02:05:17.159 --> 02:05:23.279
I don't like it, like like
Chinese food. He thought we was trying

1447
02:05:23.319 --> 02:05:28.640
to convert him, but we were
really just excited. I can eat Chinese

1448
02:05:28.680 --> 02:05:30.640
food, especially when you put me
on I can't. I can eat Chinese

1449
02:05:30.680 --> 02:05:34.520
food for the rest of my life. No Bush, absolutely no Chinese food

1450
02:05:34.600 --> 02:05:39.800
in Mexican food. That's number two, Like I umber, and it actually

1451
02:05:39.880 --> 02:05:43.239
changes, it will change. Oh
it's a damn you know what. A

1452
02:05:43.399 --> 02:05:47.199
Matt rooster is up the street there's
a little cafe and like thirty eighth and

1453
02:05:47.439 --> 02:05:58.119
in what street is that? Green
Field's Matt Rooster on what mad restaurant ain't

1454
02:05:58.880 --> 02:06:02.880
Matt Rooster is green that's Greenfield because
not just National green Fields on Greenfield like

1455
02:06:03.000 --> 02:06:08.840
thirty eight or thirty ninth, it's
a little ass cafe. Food is way

1456
02:06:09.000 --> 02:06:15.279
better than fucking Mad Rooster. It's
I had a damn enchilada inch a lada

1457
02:06:15.159 --> 02:06:21.760
uh inch alada omelet. That's the
tastiest fucking I ever had my damn life.

1458
02:06:21.760 --> 02:06:25.920
I just made a post asking about
who had the best honors because as

1459
02:06:27.119 --> 02:06:29.159
I'm gonna get the name of it, y'all gotta go there and try it.

1460
02:06:29.239 --> 02:06:31.680
It's it's you go in there.
It's really nice inside. They on

1461
02:06:31.800 --> 02:06:35.680
top of the ship. But it
depends on the restaurant. One day it

1462
02:06:35.760 --> 02:06:41.479
might be Mexican. My top top
Chinese for me, but those are the

1463
02:06:41.520 --> 02:06:48.319
two top two said on Greenfield Greenfield
like thirty ninth Greenfield question going yes,

1464
02:06:48.399 --> 02:06:57.479
unless it's a Chinese buffer, then
I will ask no questions because they put

1465
02:06:59.439 --> 02:07:03.199
yep, that's at because they putting
they putting MSG in the right. So

1466
02:07:03.239 --> 02:07:11.479
what's a little COVID buffets are questionable
one day, questionable for freshness to who's

1467
02:07:11.520 --> 02:07:14.800
all there? When I went to
that one that went to up North.

1468
02:07:15.439 --> 02:07:17.920
That's why, like, that's why
Chinese buffets are so respectable to me because

1469
02:07:17.920 --> 02:07:24.720
it's only five motherfuckers working here,
but then they're all family. I felt

1470
02:07:24.760 --> 02:07:29.159
like if I'm taken the because there
was not that many people in there.

1471
02:07:29.199 --> 02:07:30.960
I was like, it's like a
lot of people don't be Chinese. They

1472
02:07:31.119 --> 02:07:34.720
don't. You don't get I felt
like five people that work they were serving

1473
02:07:34.800 --> 02:07:38.720
me and five people that worked there, and you're gonna get six people in

1474
02:07:38.800 --> 02:07:43.760
this motherfucker at the time, and
it's usually old people you got. I'm

1475
02:07:43.800 --> 02:07:47.399
not a big buffet person, but
you got it. In the Chinese,

1476
02:07:47.800 --> 02:07:54.920
they're already saying this ratten and cat
and dog and that I don't like the

1477
02:07:55.600 --> 02:08:01.439
tastes, like outside right it is
green, this is super greasy. I'm

1478
02:08:01.479 --> 02:08:05.000
like my coworker be telling me,
I just start fining my front tries and

1479
02:08:05.039 --> 02:08:09.680
dug he said. And we used
to go to that Chinese buffet joint frequently.

1480
02:08:09.840 --> 02:08:11.199
Yeah, including when you lied and
said you was on that diet.

1481
02:08:13.239 --> 02:08:16.399
How long that's the thing in the
city when I went to the one at

1482
02:08:16.439 --> 02:08:22.079
lunch. It was it was fre
It was like because they just because they

1483
02:08:22.239 --> 02:08:24.239
just opened. But you know what
I've noticed, like maybe it was just

1484
02:08:24.319 --> 02:08:28.840
the one where I want to for
my birthday, but like they wasn't even

1485
02:08:28.920 --> 02:08:31.960
letting ship get like too low,
like if that ship hit like a certain

1486
02:08:33.000 --> 02:08:37.439
plateaus. Mother with price scooping around
the buffet. Yeah, I'm getting out

1487
02:08:37.640 --> 02:08:45.560
General South Chicken. I was like, yeah, so you gotta catch it.

1488
02:08:45.800 --> 02:08:50.520
But it is a roller the dice. Last day my ass talking about

1489
02:08:50.520 --> 02:08:54.600
that was the last day of my
diet. There's a Chinese I want to

1490
02:08:56.560 --> 02:09:05.479
there's a there's a Chinese restaurant in
Glendale next to the because we it's next

1491
02:09:05.520 --> 02:09:13.520
door to that. What's the Japanese
one that the Japanese cooking it's next to

1492
02:09:13.520 --> 02:09:16.720
that. Bachi places a Chinese restaurant
right there and his fire and be sure

1493
02:09:16.760 --> 02:09:22.760
in the little circle we're picking,
you're talking about Samurai King, King King,

1494
02:09:22.000 --> 02:09:26.439
King King and something King China.
I think it's King China or something

1495
02:09:26.479 --> 02:09:33.199
like that. I've only been restaurants
got some of them's racist names and that

1496
02:09:33.319 --> 02:09:35.159
was the last name their worst.
So like when I was in Tampa,

1497
02:09:35.199 --> 02:09:37.399
I was like, really, Kim
Lee something. I was like, you

1498
02:09:37.479 --> 02:09:41.279
know what, I just want to
why I got to be racist? Mom

1499
02:09:41.880 --> 02:09:45.760
on the front door, like why
I got to be Kim Lee's walk or

1500
02:09:45.800 --> 02:09:52.159
something like hey, can we give
a moment of silence for William Host?

1501
02:09:52.920 --> 02:10:01.720
Mm hmm. I'm so sad.
And they left was doing I just ring

1502
02:10:01.880 --> 02:10:05.760
and I'm like, damn man,
the shake back after the pandemic? What

1503
02:10:05.840 --> 02:10:09.680
does that mean? Translate what?
Oh? I'm sorry, we don't hear

1504
02:10:11.439 --> 02:10:16.039
something in native tone? M M. Mother said Mongolan grills still send a

1505
02:10:16.079 --> 02:10:24.239
birthday coupon because they still open the
My bucks just ain't here, m M.

1506
02:10:24.600 --> 02:10:39.600
There's a lot of yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, I been

1507
02:10:39.600 --> 02:10:46.520
wanting to know how to respond to
some ship. Just can you read this

1508
02:10:46.680 --> 02:10:50.640
from me? Read it? Read
it, Read it to me a woman's

1509
02:10:50.640 --> 02:10:54.880
tongue rich around here and read this. What what did this time about?

1510
02:10:54.119 --> 02:10:56.680
Well? This is I think this
is what Chi was talking about earlier.

1511
02:10:56.800 --> 02:11:01.000
She said, who happened? Grill? She's that they got the exact same

1512
02:11:01.039 --> 02:11:07.000
ship? Had they on the damn
West Dallas? You get you a flat

1513
02:11:07.079 --> 02:11:11.640
top and down home yourself. Just
bang a spachelor against your store with some

1514
02:11:11.760 --> 02:11:22.800
chicken right like whipping whipping Hey,
so back when let me get you make

1515
02:11:22.840 --> 02:11:30.680
a stir fry. They need to
leave me alone. So I left.

1516
02:11:35.319 --> 02:11:39.039
Yeah, yeah, even going the
Rockies a lot, Rocky real cool cool,

1517
02:11:39.239 --> 02:11:48.119
no coming Rocky so one huge.
How would you feel, because you

1518
02:11:48.239 --> 02:11:52.319
know how you are about your hair. You know you've been going to the

1519
02:11:52.399 --> 02:11:56.920
same barber and ship for a while, same person. Twit shir all of

1520
02:11:56.960 --> 02:12:03.079
that. You know you commit to
people for your hair. So for whatever

1521
02:12:03.199 --> 02:12:07.520
reason, you can't get in,
right, Tommy, this is for you

1522
02:12:07.640 --> 02:12:11.439
too, So you can't get in
and looking and you you know you basically

1523
02:12:11.920 --> 02:12:18.760
you know who's cutting today. And
a guy says that he can cut your

1524
02:12:18.840 --> 02:12:24.600
hair. You know what the pricing
is and whatever. But he thinks that

1525
02:12:26.039 --> 02:12:33.239
you were inquiring about his naked hair
cutting services. Absolutely, so you get

1526
02:12:33.319 --> 02:12:37.880
here and he's trying to cut your
hair with his dick out. Oh no,

1527
02:12:39.000 --> 02:12:45.520
I'm not staying whatever whatever down payment
he might have asked for, just

1528
02:12:45.600 --> 02:12:50.359
keep it bumping a trick question,
staying I'm cutting here with my dick in

1529
02:12:50.439 --> 02:12:52.960
my hands. I will beg my
mama to come out of retirement before I

1530
02:12:54.119 --> 02:13:00.680
sit here with his wood on my
elbow, give me a shape because you

1531
02:13:00.760 --> 02:13:07.119
know, barbars real close and I
gotta said yourself, are you just like

1532
02:13:07.680 --> 02:13:11.760
not getting the cut? Are you
about a broken draws one? Have I

1533
02:13:11.880 --> 02:13:16.439
seen his work? Like you please
put the Sookie's on, sir, Like,

1534
02:13:16.880 --> 02:13:20.199
wait, which work, nigga?
This digger is like his? Are

1535
02:13:28.039 --> 02:13:37.560
why would you was situation? You're
both from the hole in the door.

1536
02:13:39.560 --> 02:13:45.680
We're happy to be so we now
can walk with you? And then whi's

1537
02:13:45.840 --> 02:13:50.279
work? I thought he was cutting
hand? Like what you man? Which

1538
02:13:50.399 --> 02:13:54.800
word is this? Is he the
only fans on the side you might give

1539
02:13:54.800 --> 02:13:58.159
your hand. They'll do that like
they you know, so okay they have

1540
02:13:58.399 --> 02:14:03.239
Well, I'll do a special if
you allow me to you know, cut

1541
02:14:03.680 --> 02:14:07.159
and you know, use it for
content. So you're thinking that it's just

1542
02:14:07.760 --> 02:14:11.199
you know, he's gonna put me
on his Instagram and ship, but no,

1543
02:14:11.600 --> 02:14:13.920
he's trying to cut your hair with
his dick out so you can put

1544
02:14:13.960 --> 02:14:33.680
on like this like this, Hey, hey you're doing bang that's crazy,

1545
02:14:35.079 --> 02:14:41.560
like you show up, cush.
He got on high socks and some air

1546
02:14:41.640 --> 02:14:46.920
forces dick out candle's lid. You're
like what the barber shoppings don't even worry

1547
02:14:46.920 --> 02:14:52.359
about that big dog comes in this
chair, Chocolate Chunk, don't worry about

1548
02:14:52.399 --> 02:15:05.800
it. You got it or not? Like scroll down, I can't tell

1549
02:15:05.159 --> 02:15:09.640
it's not the nugget video. As
I say, I say, what looks

1550
02:15:09.640 --> 02:15:18.039
like it's a cat. That's it. That's what we got. Wheady go.

1551
02:15:24.600 --> 02:15:31.760
So I'm gonna just have to I'm
gonna have to win it. You're

1552
02:15:31.880 --> 02:15:37.800
not cut my hair, Chocolate Chunk, is that that that motherfucker just come

1553
02:15:37.840 --> 02:15:41.600
through? Because I didn't say nothing
and I just heard it ding. So

1554
02:15:41.760 --> 02:15:45.800
did the ship just go through?
Because I'm so then it ain't his fault

1555
02:15:45.800 --> 02:15:56.760
that I didn't download. But what
would uncomfortable? I'm only doing that?

1556
02:15:58.800 --> 02:16:05.119
Why folks giving out naked haircut?
Why do you have a client for?

1557
02:16:05.920 --> 02:16:09.640
Why are there niggas into that?
It's a true new iPhone tells you how

1558
02:16:09.960 --> 02:16:16.680
much battery the motherfucker is that you
have on location? You might I said

1559
02:16:16.680 --> 02:16:18.399
that, actually, if you have
your location on, they know how much

1560
02:16:18.439 --> 02:16:26.119
batter you have on And that was
something I saw. I saw that on

1561
02:16:26.199 --> 02:16:35.879
the TikTok Okay watch Cambrielle, I
like to day, thank you, thank

1562
02:16:35.920 --> 02:16:43.520
you for joining us. So yeah, so it does that I saw video.

1563
02:16:43.559 --> 02:16:48.200
Okay, you saw the same thing
I saw. Okay, so it's

1564
02:16:48.239 --> 02:16:50.680
probably motherfuckers can tell you what tells
that. You can't even be like,

1565
02:16:50.799 --> 02:16:54.760
hey, my phone died and now
you just turned a bit off because it

1566
02:16:54.840 --> 02:17:00.559
was only eighty five percent last time. It was last three sechs right,

1567
02:17:00.719 --> 02:17:09.799
life three sixty does the battery percent
is thing? Yeah? Uh mm hmm.

1568
02:17:11.680 --> 02:17:18.600
And whoever man that ship has a
follow girl on Twitter who cut hair

1569
02:17:18.680 --> 02:17:28.280
then ride you like she got something
afterwards? Mm hmmm hm. I was

1570
02:17:28.399 --> 02:17:33.440
watching with the dudes that are having
like the strippers in there. I was

1571
02:17:33.479 --> 02:17:35.440
strip club slash. That's too much. If if the fade is nice,

1572
02:17:35.479 --> 02:17:39.360
I'm still particularly about getting my hair
faded, Like I don't care what the

1573
02:17:39.639 --> 02:17:46.879
going on around, it's cut my
hair. The barber shop, it's sanctuary,

1574
02:17:48.399 --> 02:17:52.760
so you want somebody's working on you
while absolutely because that's a you know,

1575
02:17:54.760 --> 02:18:01.600
absolutely not the barber. The barber
shop is where me and my barber

1576
02:18:01.680 --> 02:18:07.959
and sharing a bonding experience. We
have a great conversation and no because he

1577
02:18:07.079 --> 02:18:13.159
cuts my hair. We talk about
life and then I go home, you

1578
02:18:13.239 --> 02:18:16.159
know, she twists me up,
he shaked me up, and I go

1579
02:18:16.239 --> 02:18:18.719
to home. We have just I
know exactly how much time I have to

1580
02:18:18.760 --> 02:18:22.399
actually have the conversations. I have
forty five minutes. I have forty five

1581
02:18:22.440 --> 02:18:26.000
minutes. I'm usually there for forty
five minutes. He washed my hair,

1582
02:18:26.600 --> 02:18:30.760
washed my beard, cut me up, Mind me up, about forty five

1583
02:18:30.799 --> 02:18:35.440
minutes. We have a good conversations, right, and that that is our

1584
02:18:35.680 --> 02:18:39.440
that is our time together. I'll
schedule this time. I'm gonna have to

1585
02:18:41.360 --> 02:18:46.479
what if the barber gets a little
too excited. He didn't get so Tom

1586
02:18:46.559 --> 02:18:52.159
didn't get the image. We're trying
to see it because it's like he wasn't

1587
02:18:52.200 --> 02:18:54.399
able to view it. So I'm
gon put it on the mic. So

1588
02:18:54.479 --> 02:19:01.120
y'all go have to now so we
can they can hear a title. It's

1589
02:19:01.200 --> 02:19:03.799
a new barber today, and I'm
like, hey, my name is Jay.

1590
02:19:03.840 --> 02:19:07.040
I want to know if you had
any books for today. Sorry for

1591
02:19:07.120 --> 02:19:09.239
the late text, but I seen
you post it on the ground because I

1592
02:19:09.360 --> 02:19:13.079
need you the barber to cut my
hair because I gotta wok and go to

1593
02:19:13.239 --> 02:19:16.440
So it's the last minute. I'm
a punch with word barber, like trying

1594
02:19:16.479 --> 02:19:18.639
to find the barber to cut my
hair. And this is said, so

1595
02:19:18.760 --> 02:19:20.680
here like. Macon was like,
what said, yeah, I do have

1596
02:19:20.760 --> 02:19:26.280
to file open the earliest I have
ton thirty am to lady's six pm.

1597
02:19:26.280 --> 02:19:31.399
I said, okay, can I
do ten am? He said yeah.

1598
02:19:31.719 --> 02:19:37.200
The link to pay deposit is in
my bid. All right, So the

1599
02:19:37.280 --> 02:19:43.120
man proceeds to text the phone of
mine. It's a I got a special

1600
02:19:43.159 --> 02:19:46.159
goal for Brandon, one hundred dollars. It includes food, ink, de

1601
02:19:46.280 --> 02:19:50.239
massage, infacial. I'm not twen
dollars off a for with loud contents.

1602
02:19:50.319 --> 02:19:54.159
So in knnedy it kind of was
over my head because I'm like, fuck

1603
02:19:54.200 --> 02:19:56.280
black, this is a barber.
I'm kind of rushing, so I'm like,

1604
02:19:56.479 --> 02:19:58.239
k de massage. But I'm like, okay, you got a massage.

1605
02:19:58.360 --> 02:20:01.239
And he doing the pat because I've
always wanted to do one of them

1606
02:20:01.280 --> 02:20:05.639
patriots at the barbers too, like
you feel me when they pulled the stuff

1607
02:20:05.639 --> 02:20:09.280
off your skin. So he like, and I not swing right dollars twenty

1608
02:20:09.319 --> 02:20:15.079
dollars for content. I'm thinking that
the man want to put me on TikTok

1609
02:20:15.200 --> 02:20:18.319
do it right? You know,
I'm wising, So I look, he

1610
02:20:18.399 --> 02:20:26.120
said, heyd So I said,
m first of all, what you mean?

1611
02:20:26.200 --> 02:20:30.120
And KT like because they did done
on me, Like, I K

1612
02:20:30.959 --> 02:20:33.120
what does that mean? It don't
even one word in my mind? And

1613
02:20:33.239 --> 02:20:37.920
then I say taking content for your
TikTok right, like it's just clarifying,

1614
02:20:39.159 --> 02:20:46.920
like okay, oh oh, he
said, my bad nakid and now my

1615
02:20:46.079 --> 02:20:50.399
only fans. But if you're not
into that, I'm down to give you

1616
02:20:50.520 --> 02:20:54.000
the regular cut for seventy five dollars. I might as well up with the

1617
02:20:54.079 --> 02:21:00.319
special guy, Like what the hell
is going with these barbers? I ain't

1618
02:21:00.360 --> 02:21:09.360
never met? You said, like
like no, no, for real,

1619
02:21:09.520 --> 02:21:16.399
like re my bad naked you know
my own fans. But if you ant

1620
02:21:16.440 --> 02:21:18.680
into that, I'm gonna give you
a regular cut for seventy five dollars.

1621
02:21:20.200 --> 02:21:24.000
Why would I pay seventy five dollars? Why would I even feel conting?

1622
02:21:24.719 --> 02:21:31.760
I feel uncomfortable already, there's nothing
more to talk about. Yeah, an,

1623
02:21:31.799 --> 02:21:33.920
I'm going to better this girl this
because this ain't cool, like these

1624
02:21:33.959 --> 02:21:39.200
ain't women no offering sex? And
then when you don't want the section,

1625
02:21:39.399 --> 02:21:43.040
I think, Hi, they make
you can age to the point you might

1626
02:21:43.040 --> 02:21:54.959
as look up for the special so
you know, no, so for the

1627
02:21:54.079 --> 02:21:58.520
special, he said, I got
a special going on right now for one

1628
02:21:58.600 --> 02:22:09.120
hundred dollars and cluse the full naked
and a facial. So he's thinking,

1629
02:22:09.680 --> 02:22:13.239
you know, so you're taking twenty
dollars off. So okay, I'm paying

1630
02:22:13.319 --> 02:22:18.760
eighty dollars now for the full treatment
including the facial. But because I don't

1631
02:22:18.760 --> 02:22:22.639
want to be on your only fans
with you dick out, you want me

1632
02:22:22.719 --> 02:22:26.440
to pay seventy five dollars just for
a haircut. So that's why he's like,

1633
02:22:26.479 --> 02:22:28.559
Bro, you're putting me in the
box. Damn near go for the

1634
02:22:28.600 --> 02:22:39.159
special, but now I don't want
to come to you. What the world

1635
02:22:39.200 --> 02:22:45.399
are living in? Oh my god, there's so much conversation. Once he

1636
02:22:45.479 --> 02:22:46.440
said, once he said one hundred
dollars, it's like, all right,

1637
02:22:46.559 --> 02:22:50.879
nigga, I'm going somewhere else.
So what's the average for a haircut man?

1638
02:22:52.879 --> 02:22:56.559
Well, he said the link to
pay the deposit was in his bio,

1639
02:22:56.040 --> 02:23:01.079
so that wasn't saying like his only
fans link was bio. I guess

1640
02:23:01.319 --> 02:23:05.079
looking through the bio to seeing if
there's any any suspicious shit that he should

1641
02:23:05.079 --> 02:23:07.680
be concerned with. I guess they
wouldn't be if he got only fans.

1642
02:23:09.520 --> 02:23:13.079
But yeah, these people who are
charging one hundred dollars now, like I

1643
02:23:13.200 --> 02:23:16.479
know, eventually's gonna get there,
but they are already hard I know.

1644
02:23:16.639 --> 02:23:20.760
I mean not across the not across
the way. It's some people who are

1645
02:23:22.920 --> 02:23:26.799
broaching that that that price arrange right
now, but most of them are forty

1646
02:23:26.840 --> 02:23:30.959
fifty bucks. Like because I am
a girl, Okay, I don't even

1647
02:23:31.040 --> 02:23:33.680
got to get all of the ship
that the niggas fucking get. And I

1648
02:23:33.760 --> 02:23:37.840
don't know, big monster, like, bro, my hair is already gone.

1649
02:23:37.040 --> 02:23:41.000
No mark, they're not naked,
they're nicked, No so naked.

1650
02:23:41.120 --> 02:23:46.520
They're not going to naked doude barbers
like that we know of. This particular

1651
02:23:46.639 --> 02:23:50.440
person was trying to find somebody to
cut his hair because he had a wedding

1652
02:23:50.520 --> 02:23:56.760
to go to, and the dude
offered to cut his hair for a deal

1653
02:23:56.159 --> 02:24:01.719
if he would allow him to cut
his naked and put it on his only

1654
02:24:01.840 --> 02:24:07.239
fans. So he's like, so
you want to charge me eighty dollars for

1655
02:24:07.360 --> 02:24:09.600
like full service treatment with the facial
and everything. And now the facial was

1656
02:24:09.719 --> 02:24:15.559
questionable because what kind of facial are
we talking here? I just feel like

1657
02:24:15.719 --> 02:24:18.159
it's gonna be a nigga greezed up
with the with the with the like the

1658
02:24:18.440 --> 02:24:24.120
color rubber gloves butter, and then
in the middle of him like winding you

1659
02:24:24.319 --> 02:24:26.399
up. He stopped looking at the
camera like Wiggams dick and he comes back

1660
02:24:26.639 --> 02:24:31.840
like no, like you're not FeelA, be taking breaks home? My shape

1661
02:24:31.920 --> 02:24:35.280
up to shake your eyes like what
are you doing with brother? Cut my

1662
02:24:35.399 --> 02:24:43.000
hair man and put your draws on
niggas. That is wild as fun.

1663
02:24:43.159 --> 02:24:46.920
That is wild work. That's wicked. And then it's like have like you

1664
02:24:46.000 --> 02:24:48.559
know, like the clippers, like
the core belonging shit, like you put

1665
02:24:48.559 --> 02:24:54.879
it between his butt cheeks to like
hold it. The vulnerability that you have

1666
02:24:54.200 --> 02:24:58.959
to actually because you are in a
situation that you need a fucking haircut for

1667
02:24:58.000 --> 02:25:01.559
a with I don't need that.
But no, you don't go to the

1668
02:25:01.559 --> 02:25:03.440
wedding look a raggedy you gotta look
Christal, I'm not going to that.

1669
02:25:03.639 --> 02:25:13.680
But between a rock and a hard
place, I mean, but it's something

1670
02:25:13.719 --> 02:25:22.000
he was in Atlanta. That's not
Atlanta. Shipm But again, women are

1671
02:25:22.040 --> 02:25:30.639
comfortable around other women. I would, but I really am more concerned about

1672
02:25:30.639 --> 02:25:33.879
my ship being hot. I want
my should be right. I don't care

1673
02:25:33.920 --> 02:25:37.559
what you I don't care what you're
looking like and don't and don't pull out

1674
02:25:37.600 --> 02:25:43.239
no spray paints. Brit said,
I'm overwhelmed by the fuckery all up in

1675
02:25:43.319 --> 02:25:48.239
this conversation. Paba say, I'm
a fan. I'm gonahad to miss this.

1676
02:25:48.520 --> 02:25:50.959
Pay twenty five hours for everything at
my barber? What part were you

1677
02:25:50.959 --> 02:25:58.319
going to all in the city.
You're gonna you're gonna think you a celebrity.

1678
02:25:58.360 --> 02:26:03.079
Celebrity celebrities don't pay for a price
but nothing. What's the white place

1679
02:26:03.120 --> 02:26:11.360
called smart cuts? I got good
rapport with my barber cut my hair for

1680
02:26:11.440 --> 02:26:16.600
like three No, but like that's
some wowsh but just but just imagine if

1681
02:26:18.639 --> 02:26:20.319
but just imagine it, because like
he got a way to go to he

1682
02:26:20.399 --> 02:26:24.239
trying to get to your last minute. Just imagine if he booked and it

1683
02:26:26.000 --> 02:26:28.879
didn't dawn on him that this nigga
wrote like the n k D, like

1684
02:26:28.959 --> 02:26:33.000
the abbreviation for naked, and he
didn't ask these follow up questions. You

1685
02:26:33.159 --> 02:26:37.159
to show up like you're you sing
the movie The Breaks, right, I

1686
02:26:37.200 --> 02:26:46.920
will. There's a solution. Hey, he just say't you ain't you ain't

1687
02:26:46.959 --> 02:26:56.239
incurred the inflation yet? Twenty five
dollars? Is that's ninety one? Barber

1688
02:26:56.319 --> 02:27:00.319
might need to give himself. His
barber is undercutting the market. There he

1689
02:27:00.399 --> 02:27:05.239
sucking a market that thirty five to
forty dollars average. He said, he

1690
02:27:05.440 --> 02:27:09.600
pays it. No, I don't
know what my nigga charged other people.

1691
02:27:09.639 --> 02:27:13.520
But I know when Ice in the
jam back and my red twist is fifteen

1692
02:27:13.559 --> 02:27:18.799
bucks for the lining and the beard. Now what the next nigga that's sit

1693
02:27:18.879 --> 02:27:24.280
down and he's gonna pay fifty bucks? Not here to count nobody pockets.

1694
02:27:24.639 --> 02:27:26.280
I know what I pay. It's
just like when niggas say, hey,

1695
02:27:26.360 --> 02:27:30.120
man, hook me up with you
weave man. Then they want my price.

1696
02:27:30.280 --> 02:27:33.799
You cannot have my price because that's
my front report. I mean,

1697
02:27:33.079 --> 02:27:37.879
that's see, he said. The
inflation is there. He charges thirty to

1698
02:27:37.959 --> 02:27:41.079
fifty per cup. There you go. So you you are, We're you're

1699
02:27:41.079 --> 02:27:46.680
walking in and saying, I Mark
Chambers, bitch special people cutting my hell,

1700
02:27:46.959 --> 02:27:52.280
y'all. Niggas just grandfather in.
That's say damn y'all. Remember back

1701
02:27:52.280 --> 02:27:56.159
in the day when you had like
being grandfather then on Verizon was like the

1702
02:27:56.239 --> 02:28:07.399
Holy Grill gather, all right.
That was that was the thing. That's

1703
02:28:07.440 --> 02:28:13.399
crazy. I forgot about that because
it was a big thing. That everybody

1704
02:28:13.440 --> 02:28:20.120
start getting them because I had the
very very very first iPhone and even though

1705
02:28:20.280 --> 02:28:24.799
I was on another network, Like
when I got that iPhone, I had

1706
02:28:24.840 --> 02:28:28.559
to activate it on a T and
T, So damn I was two phone

1707
02:28:28.600 --> 02:28:33.360
showy back then. Looking back phone, I'm just mad because I lost some

1708
02:28:37.159 --> 02:28:41.680
You didn't need nothing else because you
still have watches and ship. Niggas had

1709
02:28:41.719 --> 02:28:46.799
watches and cameras well. It was
just the point that we had some fancy

1710
02:28:46.879 --> 02:28:52.280
touch screen ship and it was you
know, new, but it was gone

1711
02:28:52.719 --> 02:29:05.239
and it wasn't swim gym mm hmm, no gag this niggas. It's really

1712
02:29:05.520 --> 02:29:13.000
just Solictening giving niggas haircuts with his
boss out. That's wild that whole conversation.

1713
02:29:15.280 --> 02:29:20.159
You say, but don't tell me
you swing your nigga cutting everybody.

1714
02:29:20.959 --> 02:29:26.840
But I'm saying, like, just
like if all bet I'm a book because

1715
02:29:26.879 --> 02:29:28.559
he got other ship to do for
this wedding and he didn't ask him follow

1716
02:29:28.680 --> 02:29:33.120
up questions the way that nigga would
have showed up. And then it's like

1717
02:29:33.920 --> 02:29:37.559
I highly doubt that he like answers
the door, you know, with it

1718
02:29:37.680 --> 02:29:43.399
Johnson out and ship, so you
know, bro come out and ship and

1719
02:29:43.479 --> 02:29:46.319
he's like, all right, you
know, I'm gonna get ready out whatever.

1720
02:29:46.719 --> 02:29:52.239
And you know, Broke, he
facing his phone, he's sprolling come

1721
02:29:52.319 --> 02:29:58.319
out and this nigga is oiled up. I got he's gonna have you and

1722
02:29:58.399 --> 02:30:01.360
everything. They're gonna have to sit
down in the barber's chair, put the

1723
02:30:01.399 --> 02:30:05.200
cake on everything, put the put
the hot towel on to get them all

1724
02:30:05.239 --> 02:30:09.639
together. That's when he come back
out well oiled up. It's when he

1725
02:30:09.760 --> 02:30:20.280
takes that clock and we take that
off. You got his shakey ass.

1726
02:30:20.399 --> 02:30:24.959
Who is the second nigga that rubbed
you down? I'm out, Bro,

1727
02:30:24.200 --> 02:30:28.920
this is a three man weave and
I seem to be third man. I'm

1728
02:30:28.000 --> 02:30:33.639
gone. They're trying to run a
train on you. Vulnerability we have,

1729
02:30:33.799 --> 02:30:37.760
but our barber do have to be
deal with. Yeah, yeah, that's

1730
02:30:37.959 --> 02:30:41.680
the barber that you go to and
he came with that bullshit. Oh my

1731
02:30:41.959 --> 02:30:45.760
goodness. They said, so,
Bro, just drop triut for every customer.

1732
02:30:48.079 --> 02:30:50.000
Baba said, this sounds like a
plot twist to a too B Booby.

1733
02:30:50.239 --> 02:30:58.799
Absolutely, Oh, I said you
a thing with a movie because I

1734
02:30:58.799 --> 02:31:03.520
am selling dope about that month.
It's gay trappers and what if you come

1735
02:31:03.559 --> 02:31:05.000
out like with edible body paint,
like and you know how they got that

1736
02:31:05.079 --> 02:31:13.680
red white Barbara pop and he just
like a real life special baby is yes,

1737
02:31:15.920 --> 02:31:24.680
yeah you want to night? Can
I report this to the business?

1738
02:31:24.760 --> 02:31:28.079
Absolutely? Who do I got to
tell that these things is looking like a

1739
02:31:28.600 --> 02:31:37.959
contracted state game because those are state
license entity you get yoursel Yeah right,

1740
02:31:37.079 --> 02:31:43.000
Ain't that like we call that,
We call it ah licenses. You know

1741
02:31:43.040 --> 02:31:45.200
it's a license. You gotta have
to actually do that, something like that

1742
02:31:45.319 --> 02:31:48.159
cabaret you gotta have cabaret license and
something like that. You might be like,

1743
02:31:50.120 --> 02:31:54.120
I gotta dress up. You're trying
you're trying to cut your hair,

1744
02:31:54.200 --> 02:32:01.239
dress like a Starbucks barista and ship
baby my honey time. So and uh,

1745
02:32:01.600 --> 02:32:18.920
everybody stop dropped him. Bron said, Dude, the barber still wear

1746
02:32:18.920 --> 02:32:22.239
an apron. That's what I'm saying. Got the got the Hugh Heath and

1747
02:32:22.360 --> 02:32:26.440
Row bone when he got the apron
on under the Hugh Health and Roll.

1748
02:32:26.959 --> 02:32:30.079
But you know what, maybe not
maybe he just like he turned his cheeks

1749
02:32:30.079 --> 02:32:33.360
to the cameras down there. Yeah, so you don't you know that he's

1750
02:32:35.280 --> 02:32:43.399
Yeah, nothing up my sleeve.
I can do that too, bro a

1751
02:32:43.479 --> 02:32:50.479
niggas friend beam on your ship while
you ask niggas wild beam because I feel

1752
02:32:50.799 --> 02:32:52.440
I don't know why. Don't don't
ask me why, but I really just

1753
02:32:52.479 --> 02:32:56.319
feel like the barber will have on
crocks. Mm hmmm, asked Naggad lining

1754
02:32:56.440 --> 02:33:03.200
niggas up and croc not crocks Amschris
Brown influence playing in the background, Fucking

1755
02:33:03.360 --> 02:33:11.239
rubberts Day talking about some maybe he
wear an apron back. You're like what

1756
02:33:11.360 --> 02:33:20.520
you see? Well, you know
what I look like? Damn snitch well,

1757
02:33:20.559 --> 02:33:24.840
speaking of capes. Speaking of capes, all heroes don't wear capes.

1758
02:33:24.319 --> 02:33:30.239
Shout out to this woman who decided
to pull on the top of a parking

1759
02:33:30.319 --> 02:33:35.760
garage across from a jail and twerk
her naked ass to entertain the inmates.

1760
02:33:35.840 --> 02:33:39.159
Go ahead, went to the top
of a parking garage to twork to the

1761
02:33:39.239 --> 02:33:46.600
prisoners across the street, and they're
flashing there lights for her. Come to

1762
02:34:03.559 --> 02:34:22.239
her. Nig no, no no
purpose, He rolls, don't wear caps,

1763
02:34:22.520 --> 02:34:28.879
so I feel like her. Niggas
in there and he has negotiated so

1764
02:34:30.040 --> 02:34:39.360
many packs of rams everything. Yes, yes, that nigga. That niggas

1765
02:34:39.399 --> 02:34:46.719
the real Poe God. He is
the boss of the pie in there because

1766
02:34:46.040 --> 02:34:50.840
there ain't no way. I ain't
no way he could be like, all

1767
02:34:50.920 --> 02:34:56.319
right, come do this and everybody
because I'm not gonna benefit off of far

1768
02:34:56.399 --> 02:35:03.719
away man somebody's they were flashing.
I just wouldn't want to be the nigga

1769
02:35:03.760 --> 02:35:07.319
that guy to shared a bunk with. The nigga got excited beating his meat.

1770
02:35:07.879 --> 02:35:13.680
Listen like, excuse me, brother, I get it. Sorry,

1771
02:35:15.399 --> 02:35:20.879
bro, it's either it's the naked
bar roommate beating his dick on which ones?

1772
02:35:20.040 --> 02:35:22.799
Which one you're going with? If
you're beating you on me, at

1773
02:35:22.840 --> 02:35:28.639
least you stand to yourself. I'm
if I'm in jail, as long as

1774
02:35:28.719 --> 02:35:31.360
you don't walk on my side and
SLF. But if the option, the

1775
02:35:31.399 --> 02:35:33.399
option to beat your meat is watching
some why is he making eye contact?

1776
02:35:35.840 --> 02:35:37.879
I hate when people because now we're
locked in and we're looking at each other.

1777
02:35:39.000 --> 02:35:43.879
It's like Charlie Murphy, It's almost
like a was like, but the

1778
02:35:43.920 --> 02:35:46.079
option to beat your meat from a
chick that's six hundred feet away from you,

1779
02:35:46.280 --> 02:35:52.159
and you can get like pouring on
your phone in jail that not everybody

1780
02:35:52.319 --> 02:35:54.959
has pour on their phone because not
everybody has the phone. Not everybody is

1781
02:35:56.000 --> 02:36:01.520
that will connected niggas beat their decks. Two pictures of women in clothes in

1782
02:36:01.680 --> 02:36:07.360
jail, because we can't pass nudes
through jail. Like if they feel like,

1783
02:36:07.399 --> 02:36:09.120
yes, she was too revealing,
they won't even make you on the

1784
02:36:09.239 --> 02:36:13.040
outside. I ain't finn to you
know, pay for you to have an

1785
02:36:13.079 --> 02:36:20.319
iPad question nigga from the other side
who spotted her being a jackass on top

1786
02:36:20.319 --> 02:36:24.360
of the building. Yeah, I'm
like, because that commentary sounds like somebody

1787
02:36:24.440 --> 02:36:28.559
that like they know that inmates is
over there, and like, look she

1788
02:36:28.760 --> 02:36:33.280
flashing her ass over there, like
they look like like this happens often,

1789
02:36:33.360 --> 02:36:37.319
and she's like this is this must
be like a weekly thing, saying Hey,

1790
02:36:37.319 --> 02:36:41.319
I'll come back out here on my
break every fucking Thursday, and this

1791
02:36:41.479 --> 02:36:45.600
bitch is on this roof line throwing
ass ship. I'm gonna watch the show

1792
02:36:45.680 --> 02:36:48.239
too. I'll be back next week. I guess that would be the highlight

1793
02:36:48.280 --> 02:36:52.559
of my jail Simpsons if I'm sitting
there like that, right, I got

1794
02:36:52.639 --> 02:36:56.799
thirty I got thirty days. I
mean I got about would rare thursdays?

1795
02:36:56.840 --> 02:37:01.680
And would you rather be able to
look across the street and see some ash

1796
02:37:01.760 --> 02:37:07.040
cheeks clapping or you have to worry
about Big Terry in the shower seeing him

1797
02:37:07.120 --> 02:37:11.000
naked? Which one you want to
see him? Want to clap your cheeks?

1798
02:37:13.760 --> 02:37:20.399
Say less? You never know?
Could be chocolate trunk, Well Terry,

1799
02:37:20.479 --> 02:37:24.760
that was never me. She looked
like the undertaking. She had a

1800
02:37:24.799 --> 02:37:28.200
bunch of tattoos, and she had
a rasp as voice. You want to

1801
02:37:28.239 --> 02:37:37.559
fuck this pussy? No, actually
she she caused the uproar because she had

1802
02:37:37.920 --> 02:37:43.840
a smell to it and people kept
complaining and she got an almost all it

1803
02:37:43.920 --> 02:38:01.319
was an ass. It's an assy
essence. M h ay. So I

1804
02:38:01.440 --> 02:38:09.120
saw this video and I'm like,
bro, I have to play this because

1805
02:38:09.559 --> 02:38:13.959
I know that a lot of people
have had embarrassing moments like during sex.

1806
02:38:15.399 --> 02:38:20.239
Whether it was for me, I
think probably, like in the early stages

1807
02:38:20.399 --> 02:38:26.319
before I realized like Quefin was normal, normal like that used to really fuck

1808
02:38:26.360 --> 02:38:28.920
with me because I'm like, oh
my god, this nigga like I'm not

1809
02:38:30.200 --> 02:38:35.680
putin and you know not everybody knows, but please play that Nugget video for

1810
02:38:35.840 --> 02:38:48.280
me. Her hot pocket was humming
hit no it says Nugget one. I

1811
02:38:48.360 --> 02:38:54.159
was getting attention from a gentleman and
it was spectacular. He's a demon.

1812
02:38:54.239 --> 02:39:00.399
But that was fantastic. I was
coming and I left him. I haven't

1813
02:39:00.440 --> 02:39:03.879
been. It was just a little
like a little nugget. And I don't

1814
02:39:03.879 --> 02:39:09.920
know air hockey. I did because
I didn't know if he had saw it

1815
02:39:11.079 --> 02:39:13.280
or not. He came out with
this like he had been the war,

1816
02:39:13.600 --> 02:39:16.399
and I was like, hey,
what's going over to you? I saw

1817
02:39:16.440 --> 02:39:20.479
it did hit. It would hit
the glass window. When I say,

1818
02:39:20.559 --> 02:39:26.680
I put all my might into that
nut And I don't know nothing to do

1819
02:39:26.799 --> 02:39:31.159
that though, because I ain't gonna
I had parted during the night, because

1820
02:39:31.239 --> 02:39:33.719
sometimes when you be trying to you, I would have picked it up.

1821
02:39:35.840 --> 02:39:37.399
It's like a little bird, like
a little bird, and I would have

1822
02:39:37.479 --> 02:39:48.920
let it Marie, because you know
why he caught you? When when did

1823
02:39:48.959 --> 02:39:56.440
we just watch it? Was hers? Yeah, So she nutted so hard

1824
02:39:56.719 --> 02:40:09.000
that and she tried to clear it. Literally, I said, these olds

1825
02:40:09.079 --> 02:40:13.239
are that's like the look of disgust
on her face the entire time that old

1826
02:40:13.319 --> 02:40:18.799
girl was telling that story. So
there was a long time ago, like

1827
02:40:18.879 --> 02:40:22.559
I was on a house arrest and
I was watching y'all, remember like E

1828
02:40:22.719 --> 02:40:26.959
Bomb's World and shit like that.
E Bomb's World used to be like super

1829
02:40:26.040 --> 02:40:33.159
fucking entertaining. So there was a
video on there called The Nugget. I

1830
02:40:33.239 --> 02:40:37.799
don't know what timeed to me to
watch it, just it sounded inter I'm

1831
02:40:37.879 --> 02:40:41.479
like the Nugget? What is?
So I go and I opened the video

1832
02:40:41.799 --> 02:40:48.440
and it is this white girl.
She's like kind of like hanging off of

1833
02:40:48.520 --> 02:40:54.559
a chair or couch and she is
trying to push like a ball, like

1834
02:40:54.680 --> 02:40:58.760
I don't like a it's like a
ping pong ball or something like that.

1835
02:40:58.760 --> 02:41:05.760
And it popped out. But that
wasn't the only thing that popped out,

1836
02:41:05.200 --> 02:41:09.799
like it was like a doodoo nugget. That's why I was named the Nugget.

1837
02:41:09.399 --> 02:41:16.559
I saw that ship years ago and
it has been embedded for over a

1838
02:41:16.760 --> 02:41:24.879
fucking decade. And she and she
was and she she was just like it

1839
02:41:26.040 --> 02:41:28.879
was just her. So for her
to be in that situation, like,

1840
02:41:28.920 --> 02:41:33.440
Bro, a nigga was down there
like he had doodo by his chin because

1841
02:41:33.479 --> 02:41:37.319
when you really look like pped up
off his heads, like like the positioning

1842
02:41:37.440 --> 02:41:41.159
of it, like this is koochie. She is down here, Like,

1843
02:41:41.200 --> 02:41:48.680
Bro, the Doo Doo Nugget was
right here. That's wild. Came back.

1844
02:41:50.559 --> 02:41:52.360
That's what I did. That's why
I was so funny to me,

1845
02:41:52.559 --> 02:41:58.239
Mince said, Imagine the sound it
made when it hit the window. That

1846
02:41:58.319 --> 02:42:11.360
story she was potting, she was, she potton, I'm saying but something

1847
02:42:11.399 --> 02:42:16.520
something. Another another definition of potten
is you're talking to you telling too much.

1848
02:42:16.719 --> 02:42:20.600
That's one thing you just don't share. Literally, you just don't share

1849
02:42:20.639 --> 02:42:22.920
that one. Like they weren't even
like they were like, oh really,

1850
02:42:24.159 --> 02:42:28.840
what ship? What did you do? Knowing we didn't ask for this,

1851
02:42:33.799 --> 02:42:37.440
right, Beca said, But it's
a fluided like what but came? Was

1852
02:42:37.479 --> 02:42:43.520
like saw that ship that was bothered
by it? I saw that. It

1853
02:42:43.600 --> 02:42:48.920
seemed like he was bothered by by
the way she described it. Batman.

1854
02:42:52.959 --> 02:42:56.440
He didn't even look at her when
he said it. And then it's like

1855
02:42:56.000 --> 02:43:01.360
who house was dead? Bro?
Because if if she went over to his

1856
02:43:01.559 --> 02:43:05.000
crib and just flung doodo across his
room, like come on, man,

1857
02:43:07.120 --> 02:43:15.239
where is it that? What happened? Guss? Like it's your room?

1858
02:43:15.360 --> 02:43:18.319
You know you're getting you know,
like okay where you but like once you

1859
02:43:18.639 --> 02:43:22.600
leave and go home like this,
nigga's not gonna be expected. Well he

1860
02:43:22.719 --> 02:43:26.879
saw it, but just say he
didn't. He wouldn't be expecting to find

1861
02:43:26.959 --> 02:43:31.600
no ball of ship over by his
fucking surround sounds bigger? What like,

1862
02:43:31.760 --> 02:43:35.000
how do you approach that? Like, Okay, let's say he didn't see

1863
02:43:35.799 --> 02:43:41.600
and you just flung doodoo across brodie
room and then you know, some time

1864
02:43:41.719 --> 02:43:46.079
go by, small little Pepper was
like man kind of stinking here. How

1865
02:43:46.120 --> 02:43:50.360
do you phrase that to like,
maybe she not really your girlfriend yet,

1866
02:43:50.399 --> 02:43:54.959
but you want to make her your
girlfriend. You gonna babe, you know

1867
02:43:56.520 --> 02:44:01.920
what happened in here? Just what
you men? What happened? You know?

1868
02:44:03.479 --> 02:44:09.040
Smell kind of do you know?
Last time? Was what happened when

1869
02:44:09.040 --> 02:44:13.920
I left he roof? You know
you think about this turn that I just

1870
02:44:13.959 --> 02:44:18.719
found like under my dresser. Bro
say, you got so many questions asking,

1871
02:44:18.799 --> 02:44:26.440
bro, that's what we're here,
But I I'm really just because like

1872
02:44:26.719 --> 02:44:35.440
it had to be instinct it say, air hockey is making it so funny

1873
02:44:35.600 --> 02:44:43.840
because like you know how hard we
had the air air hockey puck It had

1874
02:44:43.879 --> 02:44:56.000
to be because that's some wild ship. Like literally that was wild that she

1875
02:44:56.200 --> 02:45:01.239
pushed so hard to orgasm that you
poop in my bed on my silk sheets.

1876
02:45:01.840 --> 02:45:09.440
Said, that was a serious nut
ship. It Moppenna crazy you're going

1877
02:45:09.479 --> 02:45:16.639
to make it. That's a flex. Can I use that as a pickup?

1878
02:45:20.280 --> 02:45:24.799
It don't sound it don't sound so
well, I hate that pussy,

1879
02:45:26.840 --> 02:45:35.760
go ahead and get championship. Well, we have played on the show before,

1880
02:45:35.920 --> 02:45:41.520
Miss still Bogan, and she told
the niggas she did make some ship.

1881
02:45:43.959 --> 02:45:50.280
She's definitely said that was it doo
dooo residue just chilling on the side

1882
02:45:50.319 --> 02:45:52.879
of her hand. Honestly, bro
for her to flink it like that,

1883
02:45:54.040 --> 02:46:00.920
I think it. I think it
was like I think you rather do I

1884
02:46:01.079 --> 02:46:03.600
see and I always call it resid
do doo like I never called it do

1885
02:46:03.719 --> 02:46:09.559
do residue. I just call it
resid do do you so many so many

1886
02:46:09.639 --> 02:46:20.120
titles right now call you the cookie
monster? But no. But I'm thinking

1887
02:46:20.200 --> 02:46:22.600
like for her to be able to
flink it like that, I don't think

1888
02:46:22.680 --> 02:46:26.399
it was like mushy, because otherwise
it wouldn't like it wouldn't hit the window,

1889
02:46:26.520 --> 02:46:31.079
like it wouldn't have went airborne.
It was like it was like,

1890
02:46:31.239 --> 02:46:35.879
you know, like a piece of
kibble your diet. Now you're starting to

1891
02:46:35.879 --> 02:46:39.399
talk like me, Speaking of which
Mark said, he was like, see

1892
02:46:39.440 --> 02:46:46.959
these holes that they don't want to
go to cheese gave factory. That is

1893
02:46:48.680 --> 02:46:56.559
maybe the factory taking in your bed
improper diet. So question for the fellas

1894
02:46:56.639 --> 02:47:00.440
in the comments and hear in the
room, what would you do in that

1895
02:47:00.600 --> 02:47:09.159
situation? Like you you saw it? You you saw it? You you

1896
02:47:09.520 --> 02:47:13.280
are. I would hope you like
her, you sucking her enough to make

1897
02:47:13.319 --> 02:47:18.639
her. I was getting some oral
attention from a gentleman, and it was

1898
02:47:18.840 --> 02:47:24.879
spectacular. He's a I was coming
and I don't know, I haven't been.

1899
02:47:26.120 --> 02:47:28.239
It was just a little like a
little nugget. And I don't know

1900
02:47:31.479 --> 02:47:37.040
a hockey I did or not.
He came out with this like he had

1901
02:47:37.079 --> 02:47:39.680
been the war, and I was
like, hey, what's going over with

1902
02:47:39.799 --> 02:47:46.319
you? I saw it hit.
It would hit the glass window. And

1903
02:47:46.360 --> 02:47:50.079
when I say, I put all
my might into that. And I don't

1904
02:47:50.120 --> 02:48:03.079
know you do that because like you
were the guy in this scenario, you

1905
02:48:03.079 --> 02:48:07.239
should. He said, what color
was the She said she didn't think he

1906
02:48:07.280 --> 02:48:11.840
would see it. Maybe she just
thought she was she was fast enough.

1907
02:48:15.000 --> 02:48:22.600
Probably Yob said, asshole, I'm
talking ship, the same ship she just

1908
02:48:22.719 --> 02:48:28.399
dropped like you started it. That
deserves the most silent ghost of all ghosting.

1909
02:48:28.879 --> 02:48:33.120
You never hear from my ass Ever
again, if I like you and

1910
02:48:33.280 --> 02:48:41.000
we should happened now, I hope
I hope that you got a good enough

1911
02:48:41.120 --> 02:48:45.760
sense of humor because if you know
me, I'm not gonna let it go.

1912
02:48:46.840 --> 02:48:50.879
It's it's always gonna find a way
to come up. Like like just

1913
02:48:52.000 --> 02:48:56.920
imagine just sitting in the house always
talking ship just like today, like what

1914
02:48:58.040 --> 02:49:03.959
were saying, you gotta do something
drastic, like just you sickle my ship.

1915
02:49:05.040 --> 02:49:09.479
I'm sick of your ship literally,
like you just gotta come home one

1916
02:49:09.559 --> 02:49:13.879
day and like y'all watching TV in
the bed and you just left like a

1917
02:49:13.000 --> 02:49:22.360
random cocoa puff on the sheet for
her to see. You think this is

1918
02:49:22.520 --> 02:49:26.399
funny? Yes, absolutely, Like
you better be happy. I think it's

1919
02:49:26.440 --> 02:49:28.319
funny. And I ain't put you
on your fucking forehead because you really ship

1920
02:49:28.440 --> 02:49:43.000
close to my chin. Bruh.
That is some wild just I don't I

1921
02:49:43.159 --> 02:49:46.440
don't know if I can handle that
because I'm like, I am a lot

1922
02:49:46.520 --> 02:49:54.840
of things, but Squeam is just
like top of the list, so like

1923
02:49:56.079 --> 02:50:00.239
vomit ship. Like I just made
a post earlier today before the p and

1924
02:50:00.280 --> 02:50:03.239
I was like, bro, being
a parent is nasty as fuck. It's

1925
02:50:05.239 --> 02:50:07.000
because anybody who's been following, like
y'all know, like jelly Bean, like

1926
02:50:07.079 --> 02:50:13.000
has I had had issues with like
like chronic like something's wrong and having to

1927
02:50:13.239 --> 02:50:20.200
like strap up gloves. Well that
was the first time. This time,

1928
02:50:20.239 --> 02:50:22.920
I was like, you know what, it's a pository we did like you

1929
02:50:22.040 --> 02:50:26.120
so blocked up, like it's not
working, like I had to go like

1930
02:50:26.559 --> 02:50:31.120
full squirt bottle, like I had
to to hit her with the animal.

1931
02:50:31.920 --> 02:50:35.079
So it's like to have to sit
here and be like, all right,

1932
02:50:35.200 --> 02:50:39.760
I need to relax so I can, you know, like spread cheek and

1933
02:50:41.959 --> 02:50:45.799
nice, bro, like being a
parent is so fucking disgusting, and and

1934
02:50:46.040 --> 02:50:52.000
me in my mind knowing because y'all
know I do ain't no prep, like

1935
02:50:52.319 --> 02:50:58.879
I completely flushed, like I don't
like residudu, so I'm doing only fans

1936
02:50:58.879 --> 02:51:01.159
and shit. And if you know, my ain't a bub beads and bulbs

1937
02:51:01.200 --> 02:51:03.920
pop out, You're not gonna see
nothing. I make sure of that.

1938
02:51:05.000 --> 02:51:11.000
But I know in my head,
like, bro, when I pull this

1939
02:51:11.200 --> 02:51:20.479
out, it's gonna be nasty work. And I'm like I'm just sitting here

1940
02:51:20.559 --> 02:51:22.600
like trying to talk her through it, like I was like, bro,

1941
02:51:22.840 --> 02:51:37.879
just sing or something like don't think
about it watching the Yeah, so like

1942
02:51:37.239 --> 02:51:43.000
you know, and I am administering
this innermood ship trying to like get her

1943
02:51:43.079 --> 02:51:48.520
together, and I'm like, bro, who the fuck told me to have

1944
02:51:48.239 --> 02:52:03.920
kids? Like I help? Yeah, like like she's fourteen, so I

1945
02:52:05.600 --> 02:52:11.680
want I need to stop. Yeah, I just some nasty, just nasty

1946
02:52:11.760 --> 02:52:16.680
daddy as ship when they like babies
and toddlers, when they constapaated, like

1947
02:52:16.799 --> 02:52:24.280
goddamn. I'm look back at it
now like goddamn. And then if you

1948
02:52:24.399 --> 02:52:28.959
tried every fucking thing, I have
to do it mind middle one too,

1949
02:52:30.000 --> 02:52:33.760
And it's like you know, when
they kids are already fucking suck because they

1950
02:52:33.920 --> 02:52:37.399
just they will hurt you, scort
you when I give a fuck about it,

1951
02:52:37.040 --> 02:52:39.840
or if you have a boy pissing
your face. It's like the time

1952
02:52:41.959 --> 02:52:48.040
I didn't get that happened to me
though. The time any air hits the

1953
02:52:48.159 --> 02:52:54.959
bottom, it's like ooh, and
it's just free a piss or a dude

1954
02:52:54.079 --> 02:52:56.879
fountain, like you're getting hit with
something. So I used to try to

1955
02:52:56.959 --> 02:53:01.479
like like I would let it airlok
bit and then put up because I already

1956
02:53:01.520 --> 02:53:03.440
knew motherfucker's trying to. That's why
I said, kids just dicks. Kids

1957
02:53:03.479 --> 02:53:09.399
are assholes. They try to hit
you on purpose. But yeah, like

1958
02:53:09.479 --> 02:53:11.760
you know, it's like shit is
expected when they're younger. But it's like

1959
02:53:13.719 --> 02:53:18.559
I have to tell my teenage daughter
like, bro, like just go to

1960
02:53:18.680 --> 02:53:22.360
your happy place, just sing a
song or something while I get this done,

1961
02:53:22.399 --> 02:53:28.559
because neither one of us want to
be here right now, but we

1962
02:53:28.040 --> 02:53:33.159
need a remedy and this, this
is where we're at right now. So

1963
02:53:35.440 --> 02:53:41.879
if you haven't had kids yet and
you like think about it, yeah,

1964
02:53:41.479 --> 02:53:46.479
like just know that a form of
birth control. Was thinking about the fact

1965
02:53:46.520 --> 02:53:52.680
that one day your kids might have
to be tutored up while you fill them

1966
02:53:52.719 --> 02:54:07.920
with a liquid laxative. Yeah,
dog, yes, it is fucking disgusting.

1967
02:54:09.760 --> 02:54:13.399
And jelly Bean is one of those
kids where when she gets sick,

1968
02:54:13.079 --> 02:54:18.120
she don't have the mind to be
like, damn, feeling a little queasy.

1969
02:54:18.200 --> 02:54:20.000
Maybe I need to, you know, lean up, like she just

1970
02:54:20.399 --> 02:54:24.440
throw up? Like, bro,
what doing like my youngest one wife to

1971
02:54:24.479 --> 02:54:26.959
be like, I'm just gonna put
buckets by you because you look like something

1972
02:54:28.000 --> 02:54:31.399
to happen. I'm gonna put this
bucket right here. Yeah, but sometimes

1973
02:54:31.440 --> 02:54:37.559
I just everybody's signals may not be
the same but I feel like your body

1974
02:54:37.600 --> 02:54:43.040
will send you signals for when some
ship is about to happen, Like for

1975
02:54:43.360 --> 02:54:46.440
me, normally, when you gotta
ship, your stomach get the bubber,

1976
02:54:48.000 --> 02:54:50.680
so it gives you like a five
second hand start, and you should probably

1977
02:54:50.680 --> 02:54:56.159
give to the bathroo Like I know
when I feel like I have to vomit

1978
02:54:56.559 --> 02:55:00.360
for some reason, but mom starts
the water, I'm like, okay,

1979
02:55:00.559 --> 02:55:05.559
I need to the toilet or garbage
can this ship's gonna come out. That's

1980
02:55:05.600 --> 02:55:09.280
why I don't like peanut butter,
because peanut butter it makes my mouth salivate

1981
02:55:09.399 --> 02:55:13.040
like I'm about to vomit. That's
why I don't like peanut butter. Like

1982
02:55:13.079 --> 02:55:20.600
peanut butter, so it's it's not
the taste of peanut butter. It's not

1983
02:55:20.719 --> 02:55:22.879
the taste of peanut butter. I
don't have a problem with the taste of

1984
02:55:24.559 --> 02:55:30.079
Mexican food peanut butter, but peanut
butter and jelly it tastes good. I

1985
02:55:30.319 --> 02:55:35.639
just like how thick peanut butter is
and how much it makes my mouth like

1986
02:55:37.079 --> 02:55:41.959
uncrustable. It's perfect. But no, I can't. It's the perfect combination.

1987
02:55:43.440 --> 02:55:48.280
I saw that. I like the
strawberry one, the strawberry. I

1988
02:55:48.399 --> 02:55:50.239
saw that on TikTok and I have
not tried it, but it's like a

1989
02:55:50.479 --> 02:55:56.440
peanut butter jelly donut. I was. I was grilling peanut and jelly sandwiches.

1990
02:55:56.440 --> 02:56:05.399
Stuf. I found a pet for
one as I want this one click

1991
02:56:05.440 --> 02:56:09.120
that say what video? I feel
like this would be he's talking to birds

1992
02:56:18.680 --> 02:56:41.200
forgot? Yeah? Yeah, Oh, he's talking to birds. I have

1993
02:56:41.360 --> 02:56:46.920
told you all a million times.
I can't stand cats because cats are evil

1994
02:56:46.159 --> 02:56:50.840
and they turn into people when we
are not fucking looking whatever. Cats.

1995
02:56:50.920 --> 02:56:56.719
This motherfucker got at home. They
are at the crib, but they kicked

1996
02:56:56.879 --> 02:57:01.200
up waiting on her to come back. So as soon as they see like

1997
02:57:01.319 --> 02:57:03.920
the lights pull in and ship,
they got morphed back to their little fore

1998
02:57:05.040 --> 02:57:07.079
legs and ship. Nick's let me
tell you my story about the cat.

1999
02:57:07.120 --> 02:57:11.479
Today, I'm giving out candy for
trick or treating. This motherfucker runs out.

2000
02:57:13.280 --> 02:57:16.280
I'm screaming for the kids. I
said, y'all got come get your

2001
02:57:16.319 --> 02:57:18.399
cat. I can't do this because
it's gone. It's gone. It's in

2002
02:57:18.440 --> 02:57:24.399
the bush. It's an hour the
house. Come home. No, she

2003
02:57:24.639 --> 02:57:28.479
was in the bush. She went
into the neighbor's backyard. I'm going,

2004
02:57:28.520 --> 02:57:33.239
I'm hopping fences trying to get it. What you gotta get her tested for

2005
02:57:33.319 --> 02:57:39.360
feline ags. She didn't get around
nothing. Don't take your cat. We

2006
02:57:39.559 --> 02:57:45.200
watched her the whole entire time.
She didn't get near no one else the

2007
02:57:45.280 --> 02:57:54.639
magic Johnson. No, don't say
Mocha got the clap. Mocha is a

2008
02:57:54.680 --> 02:57:58.200
stripper. Name might be out here
all the time, but she was a

2009
02:57:58.239 --> 02:58:03.319
tea mom. She's got the hi
kitty nigga. She's definitely a horror.

2010
02:58:03.440 --> 02:58:07.719
I call her horror all the time, so I say dirty horror. I

2011
02:58:07.799 --> 02:58:11.399
can't believe imagine that Trump she put
them kids through. We just on the

2012
02:58:11.440 --> 02:58:16.319
porch trying to get some candy.
Your motherfucking pet launch out here pretty much.

2013
02:58:18.079 --> 02:58:22.319
I took off like the kids are
still taking candy. Like he's got

2014
02:58:22.360 --> 02:58:28.000
damn cat lady and let her cat
out on us. Where is the HSA.

2015
02:58:30.079 --> 02:58:33.120
I was like a home of association
when you need them, that'd be

2016
02:58:33.159 --> 02:58:37.280
the perfect cat for one, because
like you're being racist, makes sense now?

2017
02:58:39.440 --> 02:58:46.360
Racist? Yeah, but he like
he gives like Rooks sometimes hate niggas

2018
02:58:48.959 --> 02:58:56.319
white people do. I'm equal opportunity
hated. I hate everybody to say this

2019
02:58:56.520 --> 02:59:01.639
is true. I have never not
discriminated against nobody on trust them new niggas.

2020
02:59:01.840 --> 02:59:05.200
We don't trust the new niggas,
the Grammy, their fingers down the

2021
02:59:05.319 --> 02:59:13.200
check my god. So y'all know
how I always end up stumbling on like

2022
02:59:13.399 --> 02:59:18.920
random animal facts and videos. Yes, you always asked me what side of

2023
02:59:18.920 --> 02:59:22.840
the Facebook I'll be on the ship
comes to me. I feel I'll be

2024
02:59:22.959 --> 02:59:24.719
saying some ship and I'd be like, did that ship just find you?

2025
02:59:26.079 --> 02:59:31.079
So? Can you play that shitty
situation video? Bro? This would be

2026
02:59:31.200 --> 02:59:41.000
like one of the worst ways to
die. I saw that. So this

2027
02:59:41.559 --> 02:59:46.000
is a cub and his ass.
His head is stuck in this buffalo's ass,

2028
02:59:46.559 --> 02:59:50.639
Bro, how did you even get
it up there? The bad ask

2029
02:59:50.799 --> 02:59:56.280
it? That's all These cat cubs
are bad. I'm gonna eat your way

2030
02:59:56.360 --> 03:00:07.159
out, Like I can't breathe clinching
his ass cheeks they can brow Would you

2031
03:00:07.440 --> 03:00:15.559
go approach to white You know white
people got this thing about oh my god,

2032
03:00:16.000 --> 03:00:28.840
we gotta healthy. So you're gone
clearly guess things? Probably yes,

2033
03:00:31.120 --> 03:00:43.479
how can you breathe in the ass? Hey usually gonna walk. This is

2034
03:00:43.559 --> 03:00:56.079
the literal definition of aspeciation. Ain't
gonna hate it, right, See why

2035
03:00:56.200 --> 03:00:58.840
thought I was crazy when I was
like, I wonder if animals ever get

2036
03:01:00.040 --> 03:01:05.000
this stuff when when they ain't got
hands. I don't know that you like,

2037
03:01:05.120 --> 03:01:11.319
I don't know what you're gonna do. But then ass she probably have

2038
03:01:11.319 --> 03:01:13.719
been it up. No, she
really just sat there next And how did

2039
03:01:13.760 --> 03:01:24.639
you get your glass? In that
situation? Start eating? You don't learn

2040
03:01:24.719 --> 03:01:28.879
to know how did you get your
whole heads? Now you're gonna get betected

2041
03:01:28.920 --> 03:01:31.719
until I get to you. Now
you're just gonna be That's where you're gonna

2042
03:01:31.760 --> 03:01:41.799
be it. But that's what I
am one, Like, how did you

2043
03:01:41.200 --> 03:01:46.200
even get it up there? Or
was it because like it was dead?

2044
03:01:46.360 --> 03:01:54.000
Like so when it comes to us
having anal right, we have to relax,

2045
03:01:54.920 --> 03:01:58.719
No, we we have to relax, Like the more tense you are,

2046
03:02:00.319 --> 03:02:03.879
that's what makes ain't no painful,
Like you have to relax the muscles.

2047
03:02:03.239 --> 03:02:07.239
Ain't no more relaxed that you can
get than like just laying dead in

2048
03:02:07.319 --> 03:02:11.680
the fucking desert and shit, I
feel like, but I don't. You

2049
03:02:11.920 --> 03:02:16.920
just said, like here your theory
about cats and then being people. Imagine

2050
03:02:16.959 --> 03:02:20.000
if like animals like could talk to
each other. Imagine like that was his

2051
03:02:20.200 --> 03:02:24.959
first kill or being a part of
the first kill, and his homies back

2052
03:02:26.040 --> 03:02:28.840
at the village was like, all
right, so when you get around your

2053
03:02:28.920 --> 03:02:33.840
first kill, what you're supposed to
do to help your parents shove your head

2054
03:02:33.920 --> 03:02:39.040
directly in the ass. As soon
as he walked over, and so the

2055
03:02:39.120 --> 03:02:43.440
dead body was like, here's my
chance, Brian them said, when you

2056
03:02:43.479 --> 03:02:48.079
see the dead buffalo head up ass
and he just went for Now he's stuck

2057
03:02:48.159 --> 03:02:50.479
fighting for his mother fuer life.
If he don't make it back, they

2058
03:02:50.600 --> 03:02:56.799
gonna know what happened, because it's
like, now I have scientific questions like

2059
03:02:58.559 --> 03:03:05.200
exactly how much oxygen? How much
time did he have? Yet not much

2060
03:03:05.600 --> 03:03:09.280
like how much oxygen is in the
anal cavity for him to be able to

2061
03:03:09.360 --> 03:03:16.520
survive? Before you know it's curtains. So y'all asking all the wrong questions,

2062
03:03:16.479 --> 03:03:20.520
were asking how long till the mom
be like, well, lost another

2063
03:03:20.559 --> 03:03:24.520
one to move on with the rest
of her Now I think she figured that

2064
03:03:24.559 --> 03:03:28.319
out, like soon as she walked
over and saw it wasn't nothing. They

2065
03:03:28.319 --> 03:03:31.959
don't be given a damn when one
of them got to go. Some male

2066
03:03:31.079 --> 03:03:35.239
can stay later on in life anyway. So some parents kill their yeah,

2067
03:03:37.559 --> 03:03:41.799
she was like, well I gotta
do this, harol. We lost another

2068
03:03:41.879 --> 03:03:46.399
one. He just look up both
of me. Well we are going to

2069
03:03:46.520 --> 03:03:50.120
go ahead and get out of here. I want to thank you guys for

2070
03:03:50.280 --> 03:03:58.200
tuning in and engaging as always,
especially because Mario and Tone started some bullshit.

2071
03:04:01.600 --> 03:04:07.280
Mario started it. I made a
rhetorical question that you niggas latched onto

2072
03:04:07.840 --> 03:04:16.040
Tommy waiting to a pussy eating frantic
and we're here. It's on your mark

2073
03:04:16.280 --> 03:04:22.719
on. That's it, and go
put your hand out of my pocket,

2074
03:04:24.959 --> 03:04:31.159
stop eating his pussy and that fucking
bastards telling then to get your hand out

2075
03:04:31.200 --> 03:04:37.840
of my pocket. So, once
again, thank you guys for tuning in

2076
03:04:37.000 --> 03:04:45.760
to this episode of We Just.
You know it's dump We Just. If

2077
03:04:45.760 --> 03:04:48.399
you were not able to tune in
for the full live then you were always

2078
03:04:48.520 --> 03:04:54.319
welcome to watch the replay or just
check out the audio when we drop on

2079
03:04:54.600 --> 03:04:58.319
Tuesdays when Tone remembers because we had
people asking last week in the group,

2080
03:04:58.639 --> 03:05:03.879
where is a lot? It dropped, but it got stuck kind of like

2081
03:05:03.959 --> 03:05:13.920
that that cub yep. Until next
time, nigga, we got a hole stuff

