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Gotta get that poison ont of you. You know what I'm saying, say

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that hopefully are any guyline You're glad
to get weird, be prepared for it

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to get weird. Things are gonna
get weird. It's getting weird. I'm

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gonna get real weird with it.
Let's get weird. Let's get it.

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Where where? Get? Where?
Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie

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and Eric? I'm ready? Listens
to the one hundred and seventieth aka the

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Valian Dad Day episode up, Let's
get weird. My name's Hoodie with the

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with the droopy microphone again? Mine
key's drooping. Well, you gotta hanging

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into the left, you hang it
to the right? Is droop? Makes

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you alis for that tupo? You
want to get something going by the way

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over there on my computer. Sorry, but my name's Hodi. I'm aware.

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And every week we give you the
weird stories from our lives, the

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globe, the streets, the sheets, especially this episode. You know some

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of you be worried right now.
Maybe not. I don't know. Maybe

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we're going to talk about you,
maybe we won't. Who m hm,

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your conquest? My conquest? I
got none right now? Guess what here's

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okay? Sure can you it's a
p S. That's right. Just forget

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how to spell's name. It is
Valentine's Day and we we love you first

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of all, be our valance.
We do love you and we can't wait

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to you know, gotta have a
little fate, right Okay, micro manager

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there, relax. Just because I
called you up before the show doesn't mean

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you got to be all fucking Boston. What is it? I'm a bitch,

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I'm a little what's that song?
I'm a bitch, I'm a woman,

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I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, a bitch. Yeah, I'm

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a bitch. No, I'm a
Meredith Brokes bitch. It was Meredith Brooks.

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Do now question she related to Garth
Brooks? Country or is that not

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country? I don't remember. Pop
Rocket says Meredith Brooks is alive or dead?

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Related to Garth Brooks? We'll find
out. Uh No, that means

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now, no, not at all, not mentioned at all? She won?

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Uh right, No, she was
nominated for a Grammy. She won

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a Blockbuster Entertainment Award in nineteen ninety
eight, though that's when Blockbuster had awards.

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Wow, what do you think?
Who would have thought? You weren't

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alive yet, You're right, nineteen
ninety eight. I was alive, homie,

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were you? Yeah? We should
do this podcast. We can do

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it. We can do duke it
out maybe next week on what was our

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favorite song from each year of us
being So we start with when you were

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born and we go favorite songs up
until the two thousands that we do part

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two in the two thousands of now
sound fun, Yeah, kind of like

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a Playloa's playoffs. Yeah, okay, we're nearing to headphones again. Make

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sure we have the headphones at time. What was it? I don't headphones?

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You know what I did stupidly broke
No. I bought new ones with

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the case studio. Okay, Okay, I should have brought one to the

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Xbox because the ones I need to
buy one to the Xbox. Okay.

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And so you bought them for the
studio form in the studio and I haven't

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brought them in yet. They're just
sitting on my counter. And I brought

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a little carrying kid, same pair
of new pair of course, just stay

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with the Sony professional DJ ones.
They have new ones of those, you

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know, like a new generation or
whatever it's called. I don't know,

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No, why would you change it
up? Bro? I mean they were

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fine it look at the PlayStation five
run five now, so but these are

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headphones brought. They changed the headphones
with the PlayStation like every month. I

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don't know what you're talking about.
Well, I still have a pair of

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headphones that I got from an old
engineer here for seventeen bucks, and I

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can barely hear you in maximull play. There's an let's talk about there's a

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mystery pair of headphones are in the
studio that we're not sure who they are,

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but they're always there like yours and
eyes are clearly labeled. But then

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there's another pair that's just there.
Yeah, it was one of the pairs

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that I have from upstairs that I
brought that here because we don't we have

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the two inputs either the quarter inch
or the half inch, so that and

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I lost the nipple on that you
Nils. So they were yeah, they

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were pair from upstairs. In my
pair from upstairs? Wow are you rhyming?

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There? You know? I got
some rhymes here and there, I

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got some I got some dialogues.
I wanted to buy it sometimes. So

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it is our Valentine's Day episode,
Yes, oddly enough, we're going to

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talk about Eric's Valentine's Day guy and
plans. No got Max track. So

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with Max, do you are you
guys getting the cards like their typical like

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the class like classroom. So his
school celebrated on Tuesday, because Wednesday is

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ASH Wednesday for all you Catholics.
Me included to Max on Valentine's Day,

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right, and Mexico's to a private
school. So they're doing celebrating ASH Wednesday

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on the fourteenth, which is today
or whenever this whatever. So today,

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Tuesday, the thirteenth is when they're
doing confusing me and you as sorry,

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don't worry about it. They're doing
Valentine's DA stuff today. So they got

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to do free dress and he got
to wear like a Valentine's shirt that I

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didn't even know had, but the
cards or whatever. So what they did

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was they said bring it in on
Monday and Tuesday, just put from and

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they'll just pass it out to everybody. Oh, so they don't put the

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specific person right, which is kind
of dumb. So we did that on

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Saturday. I found some baby Yoda
ones that came with the keychain. That's

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the thing. Back in the day
you had to have the cool ones.

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All you about the dollar tree ones. No one cares about you had the

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hot Wheels one or the Superman one. The keychain is not it's not anything

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special. It's a Valentine's Day cards
Baby Yoda in the in the little thingy

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little pot. But it's a very
cheaply made keychain, I mean Target.

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That's all good. Yeah, but
but yes, so we did that,

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and so he had and so he
wrote his name on all of them.

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They didn't write any of any special
ones. He did write a special onto

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one of his buddies who's not in
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Okay, so he did that.
But but yeah, we did that,

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take care of that over the weekend, and then Wednesday night we'll probably we

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have track. So we have heart
shaped pizza. You know, he doesn't

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eat pizza. That's buy a heart
shap, cut a hamburger from McDonald's,

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cut a chicken nugget into a heart. There we go. Well, I'm

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gonna make pasta like we always do
because we have tracked that night. There

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you go. And so yeah,
and I found out too. I thought

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track went till March. It ends
at the end of February. There you

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go next, But I gotta sign
them up for baseball and something to stop

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breaking the key attaching. It's not
my fault, it keeps doing that.

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Did you put on wrong? That's
why I go. I'll fix you.

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I'll fix it. I we'll fix
you. You can't fix it. No,

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No, there you go. No, don't touch it. All right,

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let her go, guys doing so
we did ours already. This past

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weekend we went Tomina in Georgetown.
His great parking was like fifty bucks for

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two hours. But it is what
it is. The cross, that garage,

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the mall. Yes, how is
it that expensive? The parking?

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That's how it worked. For some
reason, you find a street parking around

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the corner. Bruh. You think
I'm going to a street park in DC?

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Yeah? No, I do want
to know why because they was towing

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left and right all over in Georgetown. Well yeah, if you park on

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em or Wisconsin. Yeah, but
there's an alley right over there, even

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on the other road too. Whatever
that is. So, but it was

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great because first time we've been there, it was decorated up for Valentine's Day.

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Eit. I thought you've been before
for Valentine that was your first sign.

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Yeah, oh wow, probably the
last time because I had a lot

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of food hood he was bloated.
Let me tell you what did you get?

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I got because because I was like, oh, maybe i'll pick something.

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There'll be a sign matrimonia pasta,
thinking oh this would be great.

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It's cheese, RAVIOLI puts like six
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I like, here's the thing.
I was like, I two meatballs

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and maybe two raviolis, and you're
just as I'm done us to slid back

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into places. Didn't look like I
hate anything at all, Like damn it.

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You know I like it because it
like we did the works like usually

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like when you go out, maybe
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I was like, what you want? We got fried cheese or whatever it

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was called. We got. She
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We got each the entree thingies and
we had a Claire dessert, which it

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was funny the first time we ever
like took one bite of a dessert,

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like can we get this to go? We can't finish it, eat it

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on Sunday. So that was great. That's cute. Yeah the picture you

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post, you guys look are you
gonna post it again tomorrow or are you

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post another one? So I'm gonna
do We're just more gonna say it now

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because she listens when this podcast comes
out on her way home on Tuesdays.

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But I have a plan on photos. We haven't used from something yet.

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You are so effing romantic. Sometimes
I got plans for tomorrow too. Did

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you where did this come from?
Middle school? High school? I don't

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getting being denied Valentine's Day for all
my life. Really. It didn't scorn

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you like it's nice scored lover is
going hoodie? Nope. It just made

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me like I'm gonna treat my person
special for the rest of my life.

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All right. Some people just puked
in their car. You just said that,

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right. Hopefully I wasn't more who
puked in her car because she gonna

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marry your ass. Yeah, so
you're just betting it ready very much eighty

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day fiance. You pumped? We're
getting there? Were you pumped? Here's

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the thing we worked on already,
wedding invites. Thought that would be quick.

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It was not you guys doing vows. We are privately. I haven't

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started those more said she started those, But I feel like what does that

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mean privately? So like we'll share
it when we like sign the I think

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when we signed the actual certificate.
Oh so when you're up there with the

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with the no, so like I
think either during our first look or like

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after, like before we take the
photos or whatever we have like a like

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a ten minute, like we're married, let's take a drink and then do

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photos or whatever we have to do? What on the stage, They're just

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gonna be like I do. Yeah, we're doing a hand We're doing a

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hand tying thing, which is an
Irish tradition, which is cool. So

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you already I like, all right, well we have to find the ropes

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for it. So I have to
go to maybe like a home depot or

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something. I get what's the ropes? Like, sir, what are you

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using that? Why are you wrapping
it around your wrist? Or it's for

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marriage? Marriage? Al right?
Strap putting down? No, no,

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no, no, I'm gonna deny
you that. You're gonna edit that out

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anymore? No I'm not. I'll
keep that in. You will tineer to

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the line. Didn't go over it, teeter? Did there you go?

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But yeah, so I have a
surprise for tomorrow. We'll involve Mo's we'll

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find out. All right, So
we got eighty days left to your wedding

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ish days? Yeah? Eighty so
ouddates we have? Was it thirty days

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to the to the bachelor party?
Okay? With everything going on in wwe

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do we think this WrestleMania is going
to be just like two nuts and we're

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gonna hate it or it's gonna be
perfect because you saw it's gonna be a

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lot. So they're starting earlier this
year, so like originally we were told

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this wised to start seven thirty,
but O's at six thirty. Granted that

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doesn't I don't know how that factors
into things. Will end earlier? Will

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it go till midnight? They have
actually been very cognizant their their pay per

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view ples now is what they call
them there, only they've been three hours,

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like the rumbles three ish hours and
the other ones are always like three

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rumble at midnight. Yeah, but
it started officially at like eight, so

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the rumbles, like I think the
normal ones, So I think it'll probably

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end eleven third then we'll figure out
what goes from there. It'll take at

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least an hour probably to get out
of that stadium. You think maybe it

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depends where we're at, exit ys
and all that stuff. But also you

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also know too, like once the
event ends, if you're gonna stay to

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the end, wait five more minutes
at your seat before leaving. Oh yeah,

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here, y gotcha? Damn it. But that's that's always been the

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trick with me, is that,
like especially here in DC, because you

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know, the metro gets so crazy
if you literally wait in your seat five

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more minutes after the game's done,
Like say, go to a Caps came

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right and they do the three stars. If you watch a three star thing

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and it ends, then you start
going to the metro way faster than if

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you go immediately with the Yeah,
I think that would be fun. I'm

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excited, and I course more people
to get titles. So we're getting there,

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baby, We're not buying. They're
on sale right now. Not buying

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tile. You said you wanted to
buy one. Don't say that, why

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because I'm at the sell blood and
seat price of a lightsaber, price of

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a lightsaber. Just get the plastic
buy a lightsaber. You guys did,

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Yeah, so now you can buy
it. Actually, we bought one for

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you, you bitch. So what
I'm saying you bought me a light saber.

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Yeah, so you're welcome. There's
the price of that. Well,

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this is the actual one, A
good one. There was a lot I

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spearheaded last year, so I had
to remember for Texas. Don't worry gets

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a company gifts you already. You
already say taxes, right, and you

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have five on coming back to you. Five hundred from US in states,

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one hundreds, six hundred total.
That's it. Why so little? I

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don't even tell me. I don't
know why I get so little. I

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don't understand that tactly. My union
do is in and I didn't do it

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anything. So you can't write that
off though, No you can't. Yeah,

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you can't email you about putting it
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tax guy. I got to put
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Just send them the email PDF.
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use the same tax guy as them. He likes bringing everything together. Pay

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per for him because he's such an
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he's is eighty one years old.
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it to you, you boom god, we'll probably giving it to one of

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about you. Yeah right. I
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take you longer. But like what
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You still have it? I have
Nintendo stock, thank you. You

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do ten shares? Maybe have Nintendo
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for some reason. Hey, it's
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and speaking of Robinhood, I watched
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damn movie? Stop movie? And
it was pretty intense watching those robin Hood

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guys. What is it was on? It's on Netflix. Dumb money,

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dumb money, not bad movie.
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it because we have the adversion of
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some dumb reason. Can't watch this
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stupid. Literally the streaming services have
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funny, is right. Yes,
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too. Is more. And I
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like a thirty day trial two years
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you more after the month. They've
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card on file, we have nothing, and we still have it. And

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then so yesterday it signed us out
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something with the challenge and which is
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was like, all right, let
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yeah, cheat you Pairmount Plus,
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your Rulu have Kevin's Peacock, Well
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Disney Plus that everyone. So I'll
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crackdown happens. Happen. Do you
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that one because the Taylor Swift Airis
tour is gonna be on. I think

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when they're gonna try to either tighten
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be like, oh yeah, that
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all the Swifties pay for Disney Plus
to watch it as much times as they

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want. Yeah, I'm not gonna
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I'm probably put in the background while
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all do that too, and then
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Let me watch this part. You
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I'll watch this party twenty two?
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know two drops on my guitar.
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Keith. It's fine, Well,
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Well. The running theory is you
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the off season. I don't think
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I think they'll break up because it's
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is that they are both were in
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where they've both been busy, they've
seen each other and made those very intimate

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moments, very intimate and they're oft
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all that other stuff. But now
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But he does that home, Yeah, from his house, doesn't he

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He's not like the one. We'll
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back to Australia. Yes, did
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know off the top of my head
because me football brain went off down that

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football over? So will meet baseball
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let's face it's hard to keep hard
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It's hard to keep up, like
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Yeah? How many are the soccer? Brain? Well maybe World Cups

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twenty twenty six? Not here though? Are we going? Are you trying

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to get tickets to go to Philly
to watch it? I that'd be a

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cool experience for you with Max and
maybe if your your dad or your brother

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and I can great experience to go
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Well, it's me no, because
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My ticketmaster does through FIFA, but
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likely. All right, well,
let's see fast up one of them.

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We'll hope like that will be the
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of all the games, right,
pretty much rounds at least. Yeah,

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but the tickets aren't out yet,
and the final game is going to be

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in New York at Metlafe Stadium,
eighty six thousand people in that stadium.

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I wouldn't go to that one.
You wouldn't go to the finale. But

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by the finale, you're like,
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like whatever team it is, or
at least with the like the quarterfinals,

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you could kind of pick and choose
the finale of the World Cup. That

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trophy, you know, doesn't get
touched by anybody, you know that,

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right, It's a beautiful trophy.
Nobody touches that. Actually. Did you

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see the story about the shrieker at
the Super Bowl? No, so apparently

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he only did he only shrieked,
shruck whatever because he saw that there was

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a prop bet on will there be
a shrieker at the Super Bowl and whatever

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time he did it, no one
had done it. So he's like,

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well, I guess I gotta do
it because he bet, Like, how

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are like a million bucks on it? No? So he did it.

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He spent the night in jail.
Sure he's banned from NFL games in that

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stadium, but he made like a
million bucks off of it. Oh that's

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a smart move. But you know, but there's three there's two other people

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that streaked, so a lot of
them was. But yeah, because there's

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a guy shirtless, and there's a
guy that didn't make it off the sidelines,

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and then there's another dude. Yeah, and I hate that they don't

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show it. I hate that they
don't show it. The NFL, NBA,

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MLB show the streakers. FCC is
the main component on that one.

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So but the guy wasn't nude,
he was shirtless. It's not the sec

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they'd show it, so they don't
promote it so that more people won't do

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it, because he just showed all
the time back in the day and people

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would do it all the time.
But that's why you have security everywhere,

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you know what I mean, Like, show it the person is bald enough

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to run on superrofessional field potentially get
hurt by a professional athlete or a really

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big security guard. Show that it
is a question for you. This is

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in your prime, I would have
done it. Which which sport do you

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think would be the easiest to do? Baseball because the back of the outfield,

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Yeah, baseball, baseball befoll before
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down the first baseline, Oh shoot
hop off on the first basically not that.

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No, I jump in from the
outfield because the outfitter is not gonna

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do anything, and the security basketball
you'd be screwed off the get go.

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You kidding me? One of those
NBA bench players that knock me out on

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our beat. But I think I
think baseball would be the easiest one to

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do it because a lot of Babels
players are gonna be like all right,

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buddy whatever, and I can also
be like me starts to pigging Spanish.

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You don't want to do tennis because
you're gonna get knocked down into that asphalt

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and brutal. Because an NFL player
hit with those pads, You're out,

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You're out, You're breaking something.
You're gonna hit by an NFL outside linebacker

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or strong safety. No, thank
you. Wrestling it doesn't happen. You

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get people who jump the barricade,
but that's it. It's another one.

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Soccer. Soccer happens a lot the
hooligans. Yeah, soccer would be hard

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because especially like in a Premier League
game, there's a lot of security.

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I wouldn't do a soccer match because
then you probably get your butt kicked,

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like buy the security guards and then
the crazy hooligan fans like you ruined my

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match, you mother eva UFC octagon
hop in hop out? Do you think

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they probably hate you? They would
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hop out out into that octagon.
Would you paint something on your check?

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Would you do it for an ad
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hell of it? Would that pay
you? You know what I'm saying?

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What I would pay you to do
it? Oh? Yeah, that would

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pay me to do it. Maybe
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me holler you ain't doing it for
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Whatever happened, honey boo boo?
They got a TV show still,

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It seems sometimes on TikTok that pops
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that and the six hundred pounds sisters, and they Don'ty're not six hundred pounds

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anymore, so what's the point they
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lot, and now the second one
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them a zempic or they have no
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it on TikTok and just grow through
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was only I caught up this season, man, that you need to watch

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Traders. Traders is actually really good
on Peacock. That's for the villain of

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every show. That's the second this
this, no, that is villain house,

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all right, So what's Traders?
Traders is like three people. It's

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kind of like Body Bodies where three
people are announced as Traders and kill people

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off kill people off marks and the
main game goal of the game is to

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catch all the Traders. Whoever,
if the Traders make it to the end,

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they get all the money. If
they get all the Traders out,

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then everyone splits it. But it
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The second season is all X celebs. The first season is half celeb half

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real people more and I watching it, got good, Getting good you're working

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on peacock peacock baby. We also
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we're doing miss connections here on the
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in green Belt. First one looking
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with a girlfriend, just missing some
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who may be on the same boat
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only live once? Why not have
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more of an open I don't know
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You're still like some sad actions?
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So I'm the alpha or you're the
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Acknowledge your daddy knowledgist. So what
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I have it. I know you
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wear. It's a little big right
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big. Okay. Next one in
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to seventy with big breasts. Fairfax
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watch a movie or make a movie. All right? Next one,

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say they spelled women wrong? We
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nowhere near O on the keyboard,
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teacher pet male for female? Mount
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be clear, I'm a man and
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a female. I met you here
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my ad for a kinky sub.
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Would love to get in touch again. Just got out of a long term

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relationship and I'm looking to have fun. Two four zero all right, well

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text me nine hundred but all right, okay, get it mount Rain here

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and then our last one over the
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year old. I just looked a
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bellied. Yes, he's got a
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little belly. Living in the Maryland, DC Virginia area. Looking for something

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real. I enjoy movies, cooking, outdoorsy stuff, music, almost all

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kinds. Looking for outgoing, spontaneous, confident, cute women to explore the

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city and occasionally call in sick from
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new things in life. Looking for
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long one. If you're seeking the
same and take a chance, send an

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email. Nothing like having a cup
of tea GAFA on a warm winters spring

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day after having a nice cup of
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area In subject mind say coffee friend. Then we'll figure out where we're going.

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We know where we're going. Yes
for some winter fun and beyond.

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But that does it for this week's
Miss Connections. Anything else, Eric,

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you want to talk about on this
Valentine's Day episode, love You, stay

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safe and wrap it up. Wrap
it up. There you go. My

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name is HOODI. You can follow
me and Andrew hood You can follow it

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Eric at mister Eric V. That's
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a great, happy save Valentine's Day. Friendly reminder candy goes on sale tomorrow,

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so after for whenever he was this, it's on sale now. Uh

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so, definitely go buy it up
and eat all the heart shaped chocolate you

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would. You know, go ahead
and buy yourself a lidoor box of chocolates.

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Treat yourself. I might buy them
by a couple you know. All

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right, but always remember it's okay
to be weird and sexy. It got

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weird, didn't it. Yeah,