Gotta get that poison ont of you. You know what I'm saying, say
that hopefully are any guyline You're glad to get weird, be prepared for it
to get weird. Things are gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm
gonna get real weird with it. Let's get weird. Let's get it.
Where where? Get? Where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie
and Eric? I'm ready? Listens to the one hundred and seventieth aka the
Valian Dad Day episode up, Let's get weird. My name's Hoodie with the
with the droopy microphone again? Mine key's drooping. Well, you gotta hanging
into the left, you hang it to the right? Is droop? Makes
you alis for that tupo? You want to get something going by the way
over there on my computer. Sorry, but my name's Hodi. I'm aware.
And every week we give you the weird stories from our lives, the
globe, the streets, the sheets, especially this episode. You know some
of you be worried right now. Maybe not. I don't know. Maybe
we're going to talk about you, maybe we won't. Who m hm,
your conquest? My conquest? I got none right now? Guess what here's
okay? Sure can you it's a p S. That's right. Just forget
how to spell's name. It is Valentine's Day and we we love you first
of all, be our valance. We do love you and we can't wait
to you know, gotta have a little fate, right Okay, micro manager
there, relax. Just because I called you up before the show doesn't mean
you got to be all fucking Boston. What is it? I'm a bitch,
I'm a little what's that song? I'm a bitch, I'm a woman,
I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, a bitch. Yeah, I'm
a bitch. No, I'm a Meredith Brokes bitch. It was Meredith Brooks.
Do now question she related to Garth Brooks? Country or is that not
country? I don't remember. Pop Rocket says Meredith Brooks is alive or dead?
Related to Garth Brooks? We'll find out. Uh No, that means
now, no, not at all, not mentioned at all? She won?
Uh right, No, she was nominated for a Grammy. She won
a Blockbuster Entertainment Award in nineteen ninety eight, though that's when Blockbuster had awards.
Wow, what do you think? Who would have thought? You weren't
alive yet, You're right, nineteen ninety eight. I was alive, homie,
were you? Yeah? We should do this podcast. We can do
it. We can do duke it out maybe next week on what was our
favorite song from each year of us being So we start with when you were
born and we go favorite songs up until the two thousands that we do part
two in the two thousands of now sound fun, Yeah, kind of like
a Playloa's playoffs. Yeah, okay, we're nearing to headphones again. Make
sure we have the headphones at time. What was it? I don't headphones?
You know what I did stupidly broke No. I bought new ones with
the case studio. Okay, Okay, I should have brought one to the
Xbox because the ones I need to buy one to the Xbox. Okay.
And so you bought them for the studio form in the studio and I haven't
brought them in yet. They're just sitting on my counter. And I brought
a little carrying kid, same pair of new pair of course, just stay
with the Sony professional DJ ones. They have new ones of those, you
know, like a new generation or whatever it's called. I don't know,
No, why would you change it up? Bro? I mean they were
fine it look at the PlayStation five run five now, so but these are
headphones brought. They changed the headphones with the PlayStation like every month. I
don't know what you're talking about. Well, I still have a pair of
headphones that I got from an old engineer here for seventeen bucks, and I
can barely hear you in maximull play. There's an let's talk about there's a
mystery pair of headphones are in the studio that we're not sure who they are,
but they're always there like yours and eyes are clearly labeled. But then
there's another pair that's just there. Yeah, it was one of the pairs
that I have from upstairs that I brought that here because we don't we have
the two inputs either the quarter inch or the half inch, so that and
I lost the nipple on that you Nils. So they were yeah, they
were pair from upstairs. In my pair from upstairs? Wow are you rhyming?
There? You know? I got some rhymes here and there, I
got some I got some dialogues. I wanted to buy it sometimes. So
it is our Valentine's Day episode, Yes, oddly enough, we're going to
talk about Eric's Valentine's Day guy and plans. No got Max track. So
with Max, do you are you guys getting the cards like their typical like
the class like classroom. So his school celebrated on Tuesday, because Wednesday is
ASH Wednesday for all you Catholics. Me included to Max on Valentine's Day,
right, and Mexico's to a private school. So they're doing celebrating ASH Wednesday
on the fourteenth, which is today or whenever this whatever. So today,
Tuesday, the thirteenth is when they're doing confusing me and you as sorry,
don't worry about it. They're doing Valentine's DA stuff today. So they got
to do free dress and he got to wear like a Valentine's shirt that I
didn't even know had, but the cards or whatever. So what they did
was they said bring it in on Monday and Tuesday, just put from and
they'll just pass it out to everybody. Oh, so they don't put the
specific person right, which is kind of dumb. So we did that on
Saturday. I found some baby Yoda ones that came with the keychain. That's
the thing. Back in the day you had to have the cool ones.
All you about the dollar tree ones. No one cares about you had the
hot Wheels one or the Superman one. The keychain is not it's not anything
special. It's a Valentine's Day cards Baby Yoda in the in the little thingy
little pot. But it's a very cheaply made keychain, I mean Target.
That's all good. Yeah, but but yes, so we did that,
and so he had and so he wrote his name on all of them.
They didn't write any of any special ones. He did write a special onto
one of his buddies who's not in the class but in the same grade.
Okay, so he did that. But but yeah, we did that,
take care of that over the weekend, and then Wednesday night we'll probably we
have track. So we have heart shaped pizza. You know, he doesn't
eat pizza. That's buy a heart shap, cut a hamburger from McDonald's,
cut a chicken nugget into a heart. There we go. Well, I'm
gonna make pasta like we always do because we have tracked that night. There
you go. And so yeah, and I found out too. I thought
track went till March. It ends at the end of February. There you
go next, But I gotta sign them up for baseball and something to stop
breaking the key attaching. It's not my fault, it keeps doing that.
Did you put on wrong? That's why I go. I'll fix you.
I'll fix it. I we'll fix you. You can't fix it. No,
No, there you go. No, don't touch it. All right,
let her go, guys doing so we did ours already. This past
weekend we went Tomina in Georgetown. His great parking was like fifty bucks for
two hours. But it is what it is. The cross, that garage,
the mall. Yes, how is it that expensive? The parking?
That's how it worked. For some reason, you find a street parking around
the corner. Bruh. You think I'm going to a street park in DC?
Yeah? No, I do want to know why because they was towing
left and right all over in Georgetown. Well yeah, if you park on
em or Wisconsin. Yeah, but there's an alley right over there, even
on the other road too. Whatever that is. So, but it was
great because first time we've been there, it was decorated up for Valentine's Day.
Eit. I thought you've been before for Valentine that was your first sign.
Yeah, oh wow, probably the last time because I had a lot
of food hood he was bloated. Let me tell you what did you get?
I got because because I was like, oh, maybe i'll pick something.
There'll be a sign matrimonia pasta, thinking oh this would be great.
It's cheese, RAVIOLI puts like six other meatballs. They're like big gass meatball.
I like, here's the thing. I was like, I two meatballs
and maybe two raviolis, and you're just as I'm done us to slid back
into places. Didn't look like I hate anything at all, Like damn it.
You know I like it because it like we did the works like usually
like when you go out, maybe well, good appetiser or dessert, but
I was like, what you want? We got fried cheese or whatever it
was called. We got. She got two cocktails. I had one.
We got each the entree thingies and we had a Claire dessert, which it
was funny the first time we ever like took one bite of a dessert,
like can we get this to go? We can't finish it, eat it
on Sunday. So that was great. That's cute. Yeah the picture you
post, you guys look are you gonna post it again tomorrow or are you
post another one? So I'm gonna do We're just more gonna say it now
because she listens when this podcast comes out on her way home on Tuesdays.
But I have a plan on photos. We haven't used from something yet.
You are so effing romantic. Sometimes I got plans for tomorrow too. Did
you where did this come from? Middle school? High school? I don't
getting being denied Valentine's Day for all my life. Really. It didn't scorn
you like it's nice scored lover is going hoodie? Nope. It just made
me like I'm gonna treat my person special for the rest of my life.
All right. Some people just puked in their car. You just said that,
right. Hopefully I wasn't more who puked in her car because she gonna
marry your ass. Yeah, so you're just betting it ready very much eighty
day fiance. You pumped? We're getting there? Were you pumped? Here's
the thing we worked on already, wedding invites. Thought that would be quick.
It was not you guys doing vows. We are privately. I haven't
started those more said she started those, But I feel like what does that
mean privately? So like we'll share it when we like sign the I think
when we signed the actual certificate. Oh so when you're up there with the
with the no, so like I think either during our first look or like
after, like before we take the photos or whatever we have like a like
a ten minute, like we're married, let's take a drink and then do
photos or whatever we have to do? What on the stage, They're just
gonna be like I do. Yeah, we're doing a hand We're doing a
hand tying thing, which is an Irish tradition, which is cool. So
you already I like, all right, well we have to find the ropes
for it. So I have to go to maybe like a home depot or
something. I get what's the ropes? Like, sir, what are you
using that? Why are you wrapping it around your wrist? Or it's for
marriage? Marriage? Al right? Strap putting down? No, no,
no, no, I'm gonna deny you that. You're gonna edit that out
anymore? No I'm not. I'll keep that in. You will tineer to
the line. Didn't go over it, teeter? Did there you go?
But yeah, so I have a surprise for tomorrow. We'll involve Mo's we'll
find out. All right, So we got eighty days left to your wedding
ish days? Yeah? Eighty so ouddates we have? Was it thirty days
to the to the bachelor party? Okay? With everything going on in wwe
do we think this WrestleMania is going to be just like two nuts and we're
gonna hate it or it's gonna be perfect because you saw it's gonna be a
lot. So they're starting earlier this year, so like originally we were told
this wised to start seven thirty, but O's at six thirty. Granted that
doesn't I don't know how that factors into things. Will end earlier? Will
it go till midnight? They have actually been very cognizant their their pay per
view ples now is what they call them there, only they've been three hours,
like the rumbles three ish hours and the other ones are always like three
rumble at midnight. Yeah, but it started officially at like eight, so
the rumbles, like I think the normal ones, So I think it'll probably
end eleven third then we'll figure out what goes from there. It'll take at
least an hour probably to get out of that stadium. You think maybe it
depends where we're at, exit ys and all that stuff. But also you
also know too, like once the event ends, if you're gonna stay to
the end, wait five more minutes at your seat before leaving. Oh yeah,
here, y gotcha? Damn it. But that's that's always been the
trick with me, is that, like especially here in DC, because you
know, the metro gets so crazy if you literally wait in your seat five
more minutes after the game's done, Like say, go to a Caps came
right and they do the three stars. If you watch a three star thing
and it ends, then you start going to the metro way faster than if
you go immediately with the Yeah, I think that would be fun. I'm
excited, and I course more people to get titles. So we're getting there,
baby, We're not buying. They're on sale right now. Not buying
tile. You said you wanted to buy one. Don't say that, why
because I'm at the sell blood and seat price of a lightsaber, price of
a lightsaber. Just get the plastic buy a lightsaber. You guys did,
Yeah, so now you can buy it. Actually, we bought one for
you, you bitch. So what I'm saying you bought me a light saber.
Yeah, so you're welcome. There's the price of that. Well,
this is the actual one, A good one. There was a lot I
spearheaded last year, so I had to remember for Texas. Don't worry gets
a company gifts you already. You already say taxes, right, and you
have five on coming back to you. Five hundred from US in states,
one hundreds, six hundred total. That's it. Why so little? I
don't even tell me. I don't know why I get so little. I
don't understand that tactly. My union do is in and I didn't do it
anything. So you can't write that off though, No you can't. Yeah,
you can't email you about putting it in. Oh so it's all my
tax guy. I got to put it up by W two printed out.
Just send them the email PDF. No, because my dad likes going I
use the same tax guy as them. He likes bringing everything together. Pay
per for him because he's such an old school man. And so sorry,
he's is eighty one years old. Is going back and forth because I give
it to you, you boom god, we'll probably giving it to one of
our listeners right now. Sorry. I hope you appreciate us, We care
about you. Yeah right. I gotta do my taxes as a PM.
But I had to do them because this is the first year I'm helping more
do hers because not only she's relied on her parents and now it's my turn.
So I don't know. I gotta figure that out because she's got to
use free tex USA and you just put in your pretty much. Just put
it in, yeah, and then you do all your other stuff. I'll
take you longer. But like what other stuff, like my robin Hood stocks?
You still have it? I have Nintendo stock, thank you. You
do ten shares? Maybe have Nintendo stuck because they divided my one into ten
for some reason. Hey, it's one hundred dollars of Nintendo stock. So
and speaking of Robinhood, I watched god, what was the name of that
damn movie? Stop movie? And it was pretty intense watching those robin Hood
guys. What is it was on? It's on Netflix. Dumb money,
dumb money, not bad movie. You should watch it. You can't watch
it because we have the adversion of Netflix. There's Netflix is doing that for
some dumb reason. Can't watch this movie if you have this tier, that's
stupid. Literally the streaming services have turned into the cable service. So it's
funny, is right. Yes, I think I've said this on this podcast
too. Is more. And I signed up for a pairmount plus trial,
like a thirty day trial two years ago and we're still rolling off the trial.
And so like you can for the trials, you can do the ad
or the AD free, like oh, add free. Obviously they would charge
you more after the month. They've never charged us. We don't have a
card on file, we have nothing, and we still have it. And
then so yesterday it signed us out of the account on because only on my
Xbox. I was like, crap, no, because I think we're watching
something with the challenge and which is great show. Watch it. And I
was like, all right, let me try to sign in. They're like,
oh, here we go. It's gonna say not well, come,
I'm gonna do a Netflix thing. He said, welcome back, Like,
yeah, cheat you Pairmount Plus, I got it in. I Hulu have
your Rulu have Kevin's Peacock, Well I have Julie and then I I shared
Disney Plus that everyone. So I'll find out like next month or whenever that
crackdown happens. Happen. Do you think they're really gonna happen. You've mentioned
that one because the Taylor Swift Airis tour is gonna be on. I think
when they're gonna try to either tighten it or begin it, because it's gonna
be like, oh yeah, that would be our money maker. We'd have
all the Swifties pay for Disney Plus to watch it as much times as they
want. Yeah, I'm not gonna watch it. I'll watch it once.
I'm probably put in the background while we're cleaning for a day or something.
You know, well, maybe maybe that, you know what, maybe me
all do that too, and then you're like, oh, it's bad blood.
Let me watch this part. You know, do you belong with me?
I'll watch this party twenty two? You know, yeah, I don't
know two drops on my guitar. I'm just glad the Chiefs won the Super
Keith. It's fine, Well, you know I picked them to win.
Well. The running theory is you and I both have is will they last
the off season. I don't think they're gonna make it to the next season.
I think they'll break up because it's what we you and I have said,
is that they are both were in a relationship for the past six months
where they've both been busy, they've seen each other and made those very intimate
moments, very intimate and they're oft times like when they went to Cnel and
all that other stuff. But now he got a lot of free time.
Yeah, a lot. I mean obviously he's got the podcast still going on.
But he does that home, Yeah, from his house, doesn't he
He's not like the one. We'll see what happens. She's got to go
back to Australia. Yes, did sure leave? You think? I don't
know off the top of my head because me football brain went off down that
football over? So will meet baseball brain? Go on? No, because
let's face it's hard to keep hard to keep up with the World Series.
It's hard to keep up, like wait, what how many games were playing?
Yeah? How many are the soccer? Brain? Well maybe World Cups
twenty twenty six? Not here though? Are we going? Are you trying
to get tickets to go to Philly to watch it? I that'd be a
cool experience for you with Max and maybe if your your dad or your brother
and I can great experience to go to Philly to watch the soccer match.
Well, it's me no, because FIFA doesn't really inflate the tickets that much.
My ticketmaster does through FIFA, but Ticketmaster willit through the USA sales most
likely. All right, well, let's see fast up one of them.
We'll hope like that will be the main thing. Come up with the schedule
of all the games, right, pretty much rounds at least. Yeah,
but the tickets aren't out yet, and the final game is going to be
in New York at Metlafe Stadium, eighty six thousand people in that stadium.
I wouldn't go to that one. You wouldn't go to the finale. But
by the finale, you're like, all right, well you're locked in of
like whatever team it is, or at least with the like the quarterfinals,
you could kind of pick and choose the finale of the World Cup. That
trophy, you know, doesn't get touched by anybody, you know that,
right, It's a beautiful trophy. Nobody touches that. Actually. Did you
see the story about the shrieker at the Super Bowl? No, so apparently
he only did he only shrieked, shruck whatever because he saw that there was
a prop bet on will there be a shrieker at the Super Bowl and whatever
time he did it, no one had done it. So he's like,
well, I guess I gotta do it because he bet, Like, how
are like a million bucks on it? No? So he did it.
He spent the night in jail. Sure he's banned from NFL games in that
stadium, but he made like a million bucks off of it. Oh that's
a smart move. But you know, but there's three there's two other people
that streaked, so a lot of them was. But yeah, because there's
a guy shirtless, and there's a guy that didn't make it off the sidelines,
and then there's another dude. Yeah, and I hate that they don't
show it. I hate that they don't show it. The NFL, NBA,
MLB show the streakers. FCC is the main component on that one.
So but the guy wasn't nude, he was shirtless. It's not the sec
they'd show it, so they don't promote it so that more people won't do
it, because he just showed all the time back in the day and people
would do it all the time. But that's why you have security everywhere,
you know what I mean, Like, show it the person is bald enough
to run on superrofessional field potentially get hurt by a professional athlete or a really
big security guard. Show that it is a question for you. This is
in your prime, I would have done it. Which which sport do you
think would be the easiest to do? Baseball because the back of the outfield,
Yeah, baseball, baseball befoll before they put the nets all the way
down the first baseline, Oh shoot hop off on the first basically not that.
No, I jump in from the outfield because the outfitter is not gonna
do anything, and the security basketball you'd be screwed off the get go.
You kidding me? One of those NBA bench players that knock me out on
our beat. But I think I think baseball would be the easiest one to
do it because a lot of Babels players are gonna be like all right,
buddy whatever, and I can also be like me starts to pigging Spanish.
You don't want to do tennis because you're gonna get knocked down into that asphalt
and brutal. Because an NFL player hit with those pads, You're out,
You're out, You're breaking something. You're gonna hit by an NFL outside linebacker
or strong safety. No, thank you. Wrestling it doesn't happen. You
get people who jump the barricade, but that's it. It's another one.
Soccer. Soccer happens a lot the hooligans. Yeah, soccer would be hard
because especially like in a Premier League game, there's a lot of security.
I wouldn't do a soccer match because then you probably get your butt kicked,
like buy the security guards and then the crazy hooligan fans like you ruined my
match, you mother eva UFC octagon hop in hop out? Do you think
they probably hate you? They would not. You would not be able to
hop out out into that octagon. Would you paint something on your check?
Would you do it for an ad or would you just do it for the
hell of it? Would that pay you? You know what I'm saying?
What I would pay you to do it? Oh? Yeah, that would
pay me to do it. Maybe pends how much dollar for dollar? Make
me holler you ain't doing it for a dollar? Honey, boo boo chat.
Whatever happened, honey boo boo? They got a TV show still,
It seems sometimes on TikTok that pops up, but I don't watch it than
that and the six hundred pounds sisters, and they Don'ty're not six hundred pounds
anymore, so what's the point they lose weight? The first one did a
lot, and now the second one is so it's like, are they giving
them a zempic or they have no idea? What there? I just see
it on TikTok and just grow through it. I love vander Pump. It
was only I caught up this season, man, that you need to watch
Traders. Traders is actually really good on Peacock. That's for the villain of
every show. That's the second this this, no, that is villain house,
all right, So what's Traders? Traders is like three people. It's
kind of like Body Bodies where three people are announced as Traders and kill people
off kill people off marks and the main game goal of the game is to
catch all the Traders. Whoever, if the Traders make it to the end,
they get all the money. If they get all the Traders out,
then everyone splits it. But it is a lot of X celebrities, right
The second season is all X celebs. The first season is half celeb half
real people more and I watching it, got good, Getting good you're working
on peacock peacock baby. We also know what to hear a cocker doodle do
in the distance, cock doole? Look the cocka doodle name Simon. Because
we're doing miss connections here on the podcast and lg to some MC on LGW
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who may be on the same boat looking for no strings get togethers. You
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You're still like some sad actions? Seabrook Carrolton. Next one, Eric Alpha
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No, you're you're looking for an alpha. No, I am the alpha.
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be clear, I'm a man and the person I'm trying to reconnect with is
a female. I met you here on the old Craigslist. You responded to
my ad for a kinky sub. I've lost track of your contact info.
Would love to get in touch again. Just got out of a long term
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We know where we're going. Yes for some winter fun and beyond.
But that does it for this week's Miss Connections. Anything else, Eric,
you want to talk about on this Valentine's Day episode, love You, stay
safe and wrap it up. Wrap it up. There you go. My
name is HOODI. You can follow me and Andrew hood You can follow it
Eric at mister Eric V. That's m r ar I see Kate me have
a great, happy save Valentine's Day. Friendly reminder candy goes on sale tomorrow,
so after for whenever he was this, it's on sale now. Uh
so, definitely go buy it up and eat all the heart shaped chocolate you
would. You know, go ahead and buy yourself a lidoor box of chocolates.
Treat yourself. I might buy them by a couple you know. All
right, but always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy. It got
weird, didn't it. Yeah,