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Back to the day. We make
you look smart and fun of your buddy.

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It's the fun that to the day. All right, here we go,

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hey, Captain Cash, twenty years. That's a long time you've been

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on the show. Twenty years.
It's been a long time over twenty years.

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You better be at this party,
dude, I don't want to hear

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about well, I got a client
thing. I gotta oh, I gotta

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put it on a suit and tie. I gotta go talk money and no

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suit and tie. Zero. All
right, here's some new fun facts for

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you guys. This is for everybody. I thought this was somewhat funny.

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I saw a little kid in the
pool over the weekend. Now that the

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weekend is over, it's probably safe
to remind you guys that those baby swim

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diapers, and this is for Alex, they don't absorb any liquid, so

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baby P can obviously, Baby P
is just going into that pool. Now,

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what they are meant for is they
are meant to hold the soul.

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It's the poop, just like anybody
else in this I mean, we'll have

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to chuge them. We should all
wear those. Then. It should be

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obvious to anyone who has handled a
swim diaper. But you know, even

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though you try to not think about
it, Okay, swim diapers, they're

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kind of falsely advertised. Yeah what
I'm saying, Hey, the first fantasy

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football league started in this year.
Take a guess sports Guy nineteen seventy five

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sixty two. That is fun exhausting
that had debated nerds were doing this in

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nineteen sixty two. How they dragging
down all these stats. You had to

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look them up, man, and
like you just had to trust that whoever

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your commissioner is, spent four and
a half hours on Sunday night getting it

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right. I bet back then,
I bet back then they picked up the

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vhone and called the teams to get
the stats. Probably, I mean,

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there just wasn't that many stats available. All right, here we go finally

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flew Southwest. Did you get the
free snacks? I got some snacks.

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Yeah, they change it up a
little bit. Did you get the Graham

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Crackers? I got some gram crackers, Yeah, the little pretzel thingies.

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Yes. Nice. Okay, so
the gram Crackers are now one of the

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things that they give out on Southwest. Graham Crackers were invented by evangelical and

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evangelical minister Sylvester Graham. Shout out
Graham. He believed that the grains in

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the gram crackers were the key to, what how, suppressing people's sex drive.

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That's neat. Yeah, no gram
crackers, so you don't have sex

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or yourself. That's the day we
make you look smart. That's the day