You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven to one. The freak Daniel Gafford
of your Dallas Mavericks calls it at nine five today. That'll be good stuff
you get talking to little mic Ou there from San Antonio uber and down there.
That was That made my day pretty great stuff. We have been in
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We are every single day six am when we get it going here. I'm
Kevin Turner, That's Danny Bayless, I'm Mike Roy. Oh, he's Mike's
Roy. I didn't know how you're gonna do that one, Big Mike.
You guys are smooth. Mike. Hear me every morning six to ten right
here. Your morning pirates. Yeah, your mourning comedy pirates. Tiger's back
this week at the Genesis. This is not golf talk, but he just
launched a new company called Sunday Red Dude, and I looked at it and
thought, I'm about to buy some Sunday Red stuff. Aren't I would have
bought crap yesterday? But you click the link and it says coming May first.
I think his website kind of sucked, really, I mean, I
followed the Twitter account. I'm in when an announcement is made. I want
this stuff now. So is this is this starting the Jordan brand? Is
this exactly what that is? Yeah? Like a subsidiary of Nike but its
own thing. Or is this Tailor Made is with it right? Because he
you know, he broke from Nike for twenty seven years. So Taylor Made
is technically in charge. Okay, but it's a separate brand and business for
Nike related Yeah, Taylor mays, Taylor Made is the parent company. Okay,
Sunday Red is its own business that will probably morph into its own thing.
And he's got kind of a little tiger looking logo that is going to
be his jump man. Yeah, dude, got shirts on it. Tiger
Woods is finally going to be rich, finally after all these years. I
love it. I actually Tiger play this week's not a big deal. Just
thought Tiger playing this week is a big deal. And I approach you yesterday.
What I say thirty to one? Yeah, and get down on the
goat make the cut. I think it was starting one to make the cut.
No, I don't have the out in front of me. I'll get
them for We'll do a little bit of Tiger tomorrow. But forty second place
is his cut off line for better or worse. Yeah, that's the even
money spot. So will Tiger finish better than forty second in the entire tournament
or by the end of Friday? I think this is no is no cutsies,
no cutsies because it's a twenty million dollars elevated event. I don't know.
Probably the rules too many rule changes in sports, you know, like
go on man, even though the overtime rules the other day. Has there
ever been she just did a PGA event where the last guy to clear the
cut line one? Do you know the answer to that question? Yeah?
I think yes, I think there has Oh that's a great that's a fun
ask golf question. Ask it again. That's a good research question. Okay,
the incredible question that I just asked slowly, I'm not done yet.
In a PGA event, the last person to clear the cut line, so
starting sixtieth place, yes, starting Saturdays, you know, t off he
would probably be what the first person is that? How that works? The
reverse? Yeah, but the very first person to tee out the leion last
place that is above the cut line? Did he ever? Has he ever
won a tournament. Uh, I'm gonna say yes, but I couldn't find
an answer, so let's just move on. Have you heard that to be
true? No? Yeah, because you're only ten back? Yeah, or
if you're within ten or eight? Is it it? I mean something?
It depends. They take the top sixty usually, although they've changed it over
the years. Yeah, but around ten back is standard. Yeah, I
mean that's not insane. Then you go, it really happened in a major
years ago with Rory right maybe yeah, Rory was down and I don't know
if he was the number first got to go off. The point is it's
a good question. How about for a bet payoff, the loser has to
wear a pair of panties outside of his pants for a day. Chock your
pennies for a day? Is that legal? I don't know, but it's
funny. Also from the text, These texts are funny, dude, so
do it's kind of funny. Keep sending in your non tortuous bet payoffs two
seven one. The other one is created OnlyFans, you know, page and
post feet picks every day and Promotekay. I think that's just made twenty five
hundred bucks this week. Hahaha. Yeah, and dude, I will.
I would show off my feet and like, let my toenails grow. It's
be like disgusting and post them. I would do that. Boy, if
that thing took off, we could solve a lot of people's problems. I'm
going full sexy with it. Okay, yeah, okay, I kind of
like that. Do you want to agree on that feet picks only fans harmless?
That's kind of harmless. It is hard. You don't have to put
your name on it. You can do a fake account to you, like
a fake name. He's an adult, ding Okay, he's got a kid,
he does. I want Malcolm to grow up one okay, big mansion
and tell you, daddy, how'd we get this feet? And he just
snaps and points out his feet. I think we happens at the end of
my life an adult. We're a cow outfit to a baseball game. That's
true. He didn't even lose a bet underwear underneath it. So that's why
I couldn't go to the concession stand. He was trapped in his seat.
So you do for a drawing of a face on the back of your bald
head and I were all closed backwards and I walk backward for wear panties over
my jeans. Thought you take a fridge class from Parker Universe. Yeah that
I'll learn I pick panties over his jeans. I could just picture sad Danny
moping her out. Oh fong and no one gets up here to the office.
And yeah, better if I get like a nice size ten ladies and
granny panties like a peach color, a nice mab peach, and I'll do
the only fan foot thing settled. Fine, this is the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame Drafts, gentlemen, welcome aboard. Am I going to school
or wearing briefs? Girls? Briefs? You have to go to park University
with panties. I love it and stand out of the camp. What do
you do with the balls? I had fifteen nominees. I'm gonna play you
at step on them. Make sure that you create your big board, because
we're gonna snake draft five of them. They will announce in April the inductees.
So each draft a team of five. They will induct five and then
you get a point for each one you get. All right, So here
is nominee number one. Crank me up here, JJ here we Go tribe
was the idol prigulous recital first vision brother that this that was missing that has
been injected. The trump has been by Bogue. Yeah, well yes,
it has been select the opposite puts up. It's not that centric liment Africans
be given a lot to the calls because the calls has been risen. Yeah,
trip called quests. I do believe they have been up before. But
that is your nominee number one, number two. It would help to know
how many times these people have been on the ballot. Yeah, what kind
of bro think? Okay, wait, this was the soundtrack to every L
G B T Q bar Is that right? Yeah? When this came out,
it was massive, kind of a jams. Yeah, yeah, it
was auto tuning. She was one of the first to use it as a
tool to Yeah, like people have been using it for years to actually do
what it's supposed to do, which is kind of get your voice in pitch
and you never really notice it. Oh okay, Yeah that's what it's for.
Like, if you like her singing a line and one of one of
your notes is a little flat, you can use the software to go in
there and kind of nudget just to get up to pitch, so the whole
line that you're singing sounds good. People started realizing that you can use that
same software and sing way out of it, because if you sing way out
of pitch and then it corrects it, it gives it that digitized effect.
Okay, so that's what she that's what she's doing here. She probably sang
the song in a different key and then they auto tuned her voice to get
that robotic kind of sound. It's a great tool to use, but it
was abused for a number of years. Sure, I think what was it?
T Pain was kind of a big effing and then he released a whole
live album showing I can sing y'all. Yeah, Yeah, Share number two
number three, Oh my god, m be this is their second time up
the Dave Matthews band. Do you how many times Share has been up?
No? I need to know this. Did you struggle with which song to
play for Dave? I did. I had a million songs and I went
to Spotify and picked their most popular Yeah, which is crash Uh Dave Matthew's
bad Up. Okay, here we go. Fourth nominee on the Big Board,
Eric B and rock Him Don't Sweat the technique, don't sweat technique,
and I wish I had more of them rapping, but you have to move
it along. Here we go, Brner. So that's five nominees of the
fifteen that were announced on Saturday, and this again in April, we'll have
the the inductions and the inductees. Actually, so number six on your nominee
big board. Hell yeah, Jorm says, have you assumed my cane around?
I'm paying for the city? Okay, no, no, never know,
remember it number seven on the big board. We will have a snake
draft in a minute. Cool, cool in the game. It's okay going
on right here. I like that songs on a lot of people Whip list.
Huh, just for the overplay, but yeah, probably it's a smash
they had. It's awesome somebody like just cool stuff that you got for this
A million times, number eight Travel Crowd single, Tear down my Brother's Cheeks
somewhere Big Lenny Guy records were wonderful. Something happened and I think it was
called money American Woman and what about Well to get Away that song. I
kind of don't hate any of those, that's all. Well, maybe it's
because I gave him the free pass because I liked first out, first album
so much. Yeah, let love rule, Mama said, And then the
other one, nominee number nine on the big board, A big dog.
Yeah, yeah, it's big. How do you get it down to five?
It's a tough here you go, No One, You're a nemesis,
Mary J. Blige Ow. She personally harmed me. I'm telling you I'm
not drafting her, Danny. I think you and I should purposely not draft
her. I'm not draft to night draft her. I'm not drapping because my
nemesis. It could wrong or right. You know, I believe the solutions.
I mean it could right or wrong, not wrong or right, right
or wrong. Number eleven, Danny, maybe the only thing that gets them
back together? No, because uh, one of them had comments the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fames a bunch of ballocks, I mean, just crapping
on. And then he tweeted Mariah's career was fire or something like that,
and it was either Noel or Liam. How could you know? Number twelve,
Ozzie better better get him in quick. I don't think that dude's going
to be around much longer. Number thirteen The stars around Shining Peter framp.
What's now stupid? This is right? You know it's covering. This is
how stupid? This is my number? Fourteen Jesus and fifteen Hey, Dela
look shenand O'Connors. There are your fifteen Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees.
They will induct them, or the inductees will be selected in April.
So we will each draft five. Five will get in. If Mike loses
or has the least amount of points, he has to have has to draw
a face on the back of his bald head yep, and shave my beard,
and wear my clothes backwards lord, and walk backwards every day Danny loses,
he has to wear a pair of panties over his jeans for the bad.
And if I lose, I have to create an OnlyFans account and post
feet picks for a week or maybe longer than that. If it is can
you make it one dollar? You probably make honey, you make it free
if you want. I can't make it free. Now, I'll make it
free, okay, or we'll get ad revenue tips. I'll get tips don't
work. Uh. So we had a paper scissor rock off in the break
and I won, so I'll go first. It'll be Snake draft. Uh
So, with the first pick in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nomination
draft, I select. I think they're gonna put Lenny Kravitz in and I'm
gonna take him first. You're taking Lenny with your first pick? I am
okay, Lenny is it's a bit of a renaissance time for Lenny. Is
it even a rock and Roll Hall of Fame if Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne are
not there? Okay? Ozzy Mike goes with Ozzy Team Pirate. Team Piracy's
first selection. Yes, Team Panty. Team Panty is going to go with
Well, it's between two and I would have picked either one of these number
one. I feel like this is Shanade's first. I don't know. I
wish that we knew how many times these have been up. That would be
cheating. No, it wouldn't. It's just information that's there. Your clock
is right, Jesus man. I'm gonna go to the podium. I'm gonna
go with Mariah Carey. It's time. Riah Carey, first time nominee.
I can tell you that now after he picked, Yeah, after he picked
That's okay, though, Mariah Carey, who's your next pick? Danny Oh,
Snate draft Shnade O'Connor, Shnead O'Connor, who it's her first time as
well? My uh team Backward Reverse Pirate, not Angry Happy, We're the
Happy Happy Pirates. The Happy Pirates select, and we do believe in life
after love Share Share headed into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I
gotta tell you that was gonna be my pick. Scratch that out off your
list, Ria Carrey, Snad, O'Connor's gone, team Tonail's up. Man,
this got real tough. I think Mary J. Blige is who I
will go with, and then I will also, Oh, yeah it is.
It's a snake I forgot again. I will also pick. I think
they're gonna do it. I think it's their first time up. I think
they're going to put Oasis in. I like that Oasis A big sensation right
there. So over to you, Mike, the Happy Pirates. It's back
Mic. Yeah, it's a snake draft. Okay. Thirty plus years of
success and the joy of owning them instead of Kevin means I will select the
Dave Matthews Band to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
That is a good hedge. And since you've made that selection, Mike,
you have triggered the button two one four eight one seven seven eight seven one
nine seven to one. Collar number five wins a pair of tickets to see
the Dave Matthews Band on Saturday, June first at Dove Seki's Pavilion. Tickets
go on sell this Friday at ticketmaster dot com. Come see me at the
Dave Matthews Band June first at Dove Seki's Pavilion. Collar five triggered the wind
button, Danny, Okay, the tapping applause. I'm gonna go with tribe,
a tribe cold questions. They have been up before God selection a tribe
called question mm hm. And with the next pick in the Snake draft,
give me shot a shot Aday. That's not good. Okay, It's going
to be a year for the ladies. I'm feeling in honor of Norm Hits
because and his popular hit, Norm said, I'll take Jane's addiction Jane's addiction
for Big Mine rough. So four picks left in the draft. We have
Eric b and rock Him Foreigner Cool in the Gang and Peter Frampton up.
I will go with Cool in the Gang a first time nominee, which kind
of seems weird that they're first time at that point, but maybe and then
I will take a multiple time nominee, Eric B and rock him. All
right, rougher, this is my last pick, Mike, your last pick.
You can choose Peter Frampton no foreigner, yes, foreigner for the Happy
Pirates and Peter Frampton mister irrelevant. Peter fran just falls in Dingu's lap.
So here are your team. Mike has Ozzy Osbourne, Share Dave Matthews Band,
Jane's Addiction and foreigner boy. That's a balance. Good team Ozzie and
Cher. Yes, I'm starting to regret my Lenny pick. Danny has Mariah
Carey, Shnead O'Connor, a tribe called Quest Shota and Peter Frampton. I
think you could see Sharon shnado O'Connor a getting I mean Mariah Carey and shneado'
connor again. And so I think pretty even, and I went with Lenny
Kravitz, Mary J. Blige, Oasis, Cool in the Gang, Eric
being rocking. This is parody, which is what the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame wants. I think Kevin's going zero for five, Really, I
do so. Lenny was your first pick and second pick is who My second
pick was Mary J. Blige. Oh one of those two anyway, Sis
you can reverse them if you want. It didn't really matter. If Danny
wins, he should produce and create a song in the style of all five
Jesus of the People fifteen nominees. No, how want to get in?
Five? Yeah? Five will get it? How about Whoever? The five
that get into Danny price is a song in the style of all five of
them. If he loses one song just shifting styles within the song, or
five different songs. No, No, one song, uh huh, one
song that features all five of the newest members of the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame. We will be fired before that ever gets produced. April no
chance. Yeah, Opening Day incredible, Yeah, just fun. It was.
I'm looking forward to this. No, that that was fun. I
kind of like that. We put a little different spin on it right there.
They have a good time with that, and I'll post out the teams
on a on the Twitter skin. Just weih in ah. He says,
Serroyd destroyed y'all. He might have, he might have. I'm looking at
it, and now I'm like, E, what today for the Happy Pirates?
Yeah, well that is that coming up nine to forty today, Daniel
Gaffer of the MAVs nine o'clock. I got a bet payoff that I have
to do. I have audio and a you know, a review of the
two thousand and five adult film Pirates. I cannot wait, Kevin the next
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