WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:03.640 Hey, it's the second Street bridge open. Yeah, okay, good, 2 00:00:03.680 --> 00:00:07.639 I'm gonna go jump off of it. I don't know, I'd go with 3 00:00:07.679 --> 00:00:13.160 the Kennedy's taller. I'll get you another song here. You're lucky you live? 4 00:00:13.720 --> 00:00:18.399 No, I know, ah some lover boy. It's gonna be the 5 00:00:18.399 --> 00:00:24.719 theme of our list. Rediturs were asked, what is something you are embarrassed 6 00:00:24.760 --> 00:00:32.280 to admit? Arouses you? Alright? Look at the toes on that one, 7 00:00:32.359 --> 00:00:37.640 Rex Ryan. Here are the responses. I once had some form of 8 00:00:37.759 --> 00:00:41.759 exema on my hands, and when I washed them with very hot water, 9 00:00:42.520 --> 00:00:48.840 the feeling was identical to an orgasm. Are you serious? Hang? Note 10 00:00:48.840 --> 00:00:53.520 to self get ema. It is proof to me that the centers of pleasure 11 00:00:53.600 --> 00:00:58.960 and pain in the brain are extremely close. Look different different strokes for different 12 00:00:59.000 --> 00:01:02.960 folks, right, but I've never gotten like the uh because you're not going 13 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:04.640 to get a date with all that XM all over. I should be called 14 00:01:04.680 --> 00:01:08.040 weirdos. Explain what turns them on? No, but you know and listen, 15 00:01:08.519 --> 00:01:11.959 God bless you. If this turns on it just does not me. 16 00:01:11.719 --> 00:01:15.480 But what they did the deal where Hey, I'm gonna light this candle and 17 00:01:15.040 --> 00:01:21.000 drop hot wax on you I've got nobodys are even try that bad. That's 18 00:01:21.159 --> 00:01:25.159 bad. Just one little drop each time. Oh my gosh, on your 19 00:01:25.239 --> 00:01:33.000 nipples. I don't get the warm You don't like that? Yeah me neither, 20 00:01:33.719 --> 00:01:36.640 Yeah me neither. I don't know. I've never tried it, but 21 00:01:36.760 --> 00:01:40.319 there's a lot of things I've never tried. When I get a haircut, 22 00:01:40.439 --> 00:01:46.200 well, there's not too many things I haven't very You're right. When I 23 00:01:46.200 --> 00:01:49.079 get a haircut and the barber runs the raisor over the back of my neck. 24 00:01:51.319 --> 00:01:53.840 Uh no, Now that that does not turn me on. That kind 25 00:01:53.840 --> 00:01:57.200 of freaks me out a little bit. I will say that sometimes if I 26 00:01:57.200 --> 00:02:06.840 get a lady barber, stop talking. I know what you're gonna say. 27 00:02:07.359 --> 00:02:13.479 They're saying the way that yes, we we know, yes, thank you. 28 00:02:13.520 --> 00:02:16.319 What if Stephen Wright say he said, I my dental hygienist is really 29 00:02:16.319 --> 00:02:23.879 pretty before I go in and eat a box of oreos. It's true. 30 00:02:23.319 --> 00:02:29.599 Watching donuts get made, I discovered somebody on. I discovered this while at 31 00:02:29.639 --> 00:02:32.280 Krispy Kreme late at night with the hot sign on. It's a turn on 32 00:02:32.840 --> 00:02:38.879 to watch the machine squirt out the liquid hoop doo into the oil. Then 33 00:02:38.919 --> 00:02:42.840 they get scooped up, and this would be something else. This is stuff 34 00:02:42.879 --> 00:02:45.879 that has nothing to do with sex, but somehow it turns you on. 35 00:02:46.080 --> 00:02:50.759 Oh contraer bonjour, making donuts turns Have you ever made love to a hot 36 00:02:50.800 --> 00:02:54.199 Krispy Kreme? All right, what's the next one? Sitting naked in my 37 00:02:54.280 --> 00:02:58.319 backyard I do that. It doesn't turn me on. But I have a 38 00:02:58.319 --> 00:03:01.039 gazebo on my patio with private curtains, and we'll have my morning coffee out 39 00:03:01.039 --> 00:03:05.080 there in the buff. Well, why are you messing with the curtains. 40 00:03:05.120 --> 00:03:07.599 I just walk around. I would be naked out. I think being naked 41 00:03:07.599 --> 00:03:10.400 out doors is a turn on. It doesn't turn me on about it. 42 00:03:10.439 --> 00:03:14.759 I just like it, especially like our so the couple of hotel when we 43 00:03:14.800 --> 00:03:19.680 get out, because we go nude. But if you're wearing shorts, you 44 00:03:19.719 --> 00:03:22.680 know, like a swim trucks when you get out and it's a little bit 45 00:03:22.680 --> 00:03:24.159 cool, they're sticking to you. Oh yeah, you don't get that when 46 00:03:24.199 --> 00:03:27.919 you're naked. We acully can't do it much in ours because we have a 47 00:03:27.960 --> 00:03:35.479 school in our backyard. How did Vanetti get over on the Fender List with 48 00:03:35.599 --> 00:03:42.240 one hundred yards within one hundred yards would Okay, don't judge, but a 49 00:03:42.319 --> 00:03:46.560 S M R. Gardening videos get me. It's my guilty pleasure. We 50 00:03:46.639 --> 00:03:50.639 had to look that up. Let me look it up. I already did. 51 00:03:50.960 --> 00:03:57.159 What is autonomous sensory meridian response that makes total sense? Clears that up, 52 00:03:57.199 --> 00:04:00.159 doesn't I think you do that right at the point of the path of 53 00:04:00.199 --> 00:04:12.159 totality in the middle, in the middle of the day. Turns me on. 54 00:04:12.400 --> 00:04:16.480 Okay, guys, huge noses on men, and if they have that 55 00:04:16.560 --> 00:04:21.639 bump where it was broken, why I'm weak in the knees. Why is 56 00:04:21.680 --> 00:04:27.560 that? Okay, stop, stop, you need a position. It's two 57 00:04:27.600 --> 00:04:31.279 for one, alrighty guy with a big nose like Pinocchio, Lie, Lie, 58 00:04:31.439 --> 00:04:35.040 Lie. I think I like girls with the larger nodes with that little 59 00:04:35.040 --> 00:04:39.199 bump there, I like it. I think it's I think it's hot. 60 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:43.720 I don't know. I like a big I don't like big nose. Some 61 00:04:43.759 --> 00:04:46.519 perfect big nostrils. Yeah. The big nose hose always get me though, 62 00:04:46.519 --> 00:04:49.240 because I always like, if I have a conversation, I always start going 63 00:04:49.279 --> 00:04:53.399 to look as straight at their nose hose. I don't know where else to 64 00:04:53.519 --> 00:04:58.279 go, you know, don't bother me. Bother me? Why would it 65 00:04:58.319 --> 00:05:00.000 bother you, Uncle Milty? But Adams, I mean the rest of us 66 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:04.079 would like tiny hands just for the optical illusion. But what do you care? 67 00:05:05.639 --> 00:05:10.639 I like dainty and nose hose, Bobby and big nose hose. I 68 00:05:10.680 --> 00:05:15.279 don't really know what you're talking about, like this, this big I'm saying, 69 00:05:15.480 --> 00:05:18.959 I don't know any girls like that. The hair on my arms. 70 00:05:19.040 --> 00:05:24.120 I want to make love to your nose touching another not too bad looking guy's 71 00:05:24.240 --> 00:05:28.800 arm hair when we sit close to each other, you could probably touch my 72 00:05:28.959 --> 00:05:32.360 arm hair two feet away. Yeah, don't shushave these down. Yeah, 73 00:05:32.439 --> 00:05:34.680 Robin Williams, you might want to take care of that. Are you serious? 74 00:05:34.759 --> 00:05:38.839 Is it that bad? Yeah? Did you find Robin Williams attractive when 75 00:05:38.839 --> 00:05:42.720 he was shirtless? And that's you? No? But I wouldn't find Tony 76 00:05:42.800 --> 00:05:46.519 Dan's attractive shirtless either, he was he was hairless. What do I care? 77 00:05:46.959 --> 00:05:51.000 I'm just saying that's the difference Tony Danza or Robbin Williams. Most people 78 00:05:51.040 --> 00:05:54.720 are picking Tony you know, if you don't say hold me close or Robin 79 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:59.680 Williams, thank you, Dave? What about girls with dark arm hair? 80 00:06:00.199 --> 00:06:01.839 No? I like it? No, I like it, not a chance. 81 00:06:02.079 --> 00:06:04.600 Like we watch Survivor. Well, if you have dark arm hair, 82 00:06:04.720 --> 00:06:09.680 yeah, older than seven years old and eight years old, and you've got 83 00:06:09.680 --> 00:06:13.199 issues. We talking about I don't know some hot girls with dark arm hair. 84 00:06:13.279 --> 00:06:15.079 No, I don't. I know your old women with arm hair. 85 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:18.240 Are you serious? Yes, you shave it, or you you don't have 86 00:06:18.360 --> 00:06:21.800 it at all, or they're blonde and it's very fine. Why are you 87 00:06:21.920 --> 00:06:27.279 laughing? I don't know one. I know't know. One upsets me for 88 00:06:27.360 --> 00:06:30.600 something, so he upsets you. So we talked about this. Why I 89 00:06:30.639 --> 00:06:35.120 love it. I love the delicate dark hair on a girl's hot so whoa, 90 00:06:35.560 --> 00:06:39.639 it's no secret. We watch Survivor, we watch old reruns out of 91 00:06:39.680 --> 00:06:43.959 everything, and after about thirty days the women start getting arm hair. You 92 00:06:44.040 --> 00:06:46.480 get there, No, I can't do it kind of turns me on. 93 00:06:46.680 --> 00:06:50.800 Oh it's gross. It does rend its weird turn ons. This is a 94 00:06:50.879 --> 00:06:56.399 Christmas time thing. I guess when you're cutting gift wrapping paper and the scissors 95 00:06:56.519 --> 00:07:00.000 start to glide, I hate that. Got heck, I hate wrapping paper, 96 00:07:00.560 --> 00:07:06.519 wrapping presents and it shows. I guess the sound just hits up, 97 00:07:06.959 --> 00:07:13.439 like like maybe a vibration or something. I don't know that it's a cool 98 00:07:13.480 --> 00:07:16.279 move. I could never do that. I'm the I start to do it, 99 00:07:16.360 --> 00:07:20.920 then it bunches up and but like Susan will wrapping president back to the 100 00:07:21.000 --> 00:07:26.959 armpit hair. Yeah, that's like my hall pass or or the hottest girl 101 00:07:26.959 --> 00:07:30.160 in the world if she raised her arm and had the full bush right there 102 00:07:30.160 --> 00:07:32.720 in her armpit. I'm out, what's your hall passes name? Kitty? 103 00:07:33.040 --> 00:07:41.000 What's his name? You know you're telling me the hottest girl in the world 104 00:07:41.040 --> 00:07:45.319 comes up to you. She's got some stubble there. You stubble because I 105 00:07:45.319 --> 00:07:46.879 can, uh, I can get over this stubble. I guess see. 106 00:07:46.920 --> 00:07:54.399 I wanted to feel like full arm guy long. I want Susan. Susan 107 00:07:54.439 --> 00:07:57.120 won't do it for me. I want her to look like she's got don 108 00:07:57.199 --> 00:08:01.920 King and the head's class. Why she's glassy, she's got buck We get 109 00:08:01.000 --> 00:08:05.319 a headline. How the hell are you married to her? Look? At 110 00:08:05.519 --> 00:08:09.160 ty? Would she settle if you take? I don't know why. She 111 00:08:09.279 --> 00:08:13.120 must not be right in the head. I love when my husband works on 112 00:08:13.160 --> 00:08:18.399 our car and successfully fixes something. He turns his cap on backwards and comes 113 00:08:18.399 --> 00:08:22.759 in and it smells like sweats, if I if I if I'm out of 114 00:08:22.759 --> 00:08:26.959 the yard with a shovel digging a hole, or I'm I'm I'm putting some 115 00:08:26.920 --> 00:08:31.080 I'm building some wood. Yeah, oh yeah. Then she she gets a 116 00:08:31.080 --> 00:08:35.279 little She's like, oh, the manual labor. It's the same thing at 117 00:08:35.279 --> 00:08:37.960 my house, when Susan goes out and changes my oil. Yeah, when 118 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:41.799 she comes back in, I just want her to take me, Jackie, 119 00:08:43.519 --> 00:08:46.960 take me now, like I'll be positioned on the couch like this position. 120 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:52.039 Take me right now. Okay, thank you. We have a window. 121 00:08:52.080 --> 00:08:56.200 You know people will see you. Jackie says, come on in ar mind. 122 00:08:56.240 --> 00:09:03.000 I mean tony men in vests. I don't know why, but vests 123 00:09:03.039 --> 00:09:07.440 make me horny as heck vests. I remember there was a point in the 124 00:09:07.480 --> 00:09:11.679 early nineties where dudes that were in shape that went to the Chymlot would go 125 00:09:11.879 --> 00:09:16.679 shirtless but with a vest to the club like a like a dress vest. 126 00:09:16.120 --> 00:09:20.399 Like a dress vest would be their shirt, and it was just like, 127 00:09:20.440 --> 00:09:24.399 what are you doing, dude, juice alert, come on man, Garlic 128 00:09:24.600 --> 00:09:28.600 creutons. I had a bag of them sitting next to my bed for some 129 00:09:28.720 --> 00:09:33.840 snacking when I was going through puberty. Now the smell of them is associated 130 00:09:33.879 --> 00:09:41.080 with arousal. You never know garlic creutons. I'll probably bump into that guy 131 00:09:41.120 --> 00:09:45.039 at the eclipse of first who gets garlic croutons. What's wrong with garlic? 132 00:09:45.279 --> 00:09:48.320 Yeah, I know, I'm not sure about that. I get my creutons 133 00:09:48.360 --> 00:09:52.320 for lots of Pasta. Oh, lots of Pasta has other homemade croutons, 134 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:56.799 and they do some ranch creutons. These things are unbelievable, Quentin said. 135 00:09:56.799 --> 00:10:00.440 When they're making them back, they're kind of snacking as they're mak and because 136 00:10:00.480 --> 00:10:03.759 they are that good. Lots of pastas the salad dressings, you need the 137 00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:09.480 croutons everything you. Becky went yesterday got me a pound of the bores head 138 00:10:09.559 --> 00:10:13.879 chicken breash against nice cheesy potato soup for herself. They had a slice braschutto 139 00:10:13.960 --> 00:10:16.919 too, Yes, all the fixens too to make our homemade pizzas. We 140 00:10:16.960 --> 00:10:22.000 do that all the time. Each slice of the brashutto is on the wax 141 00:10:22.039 --> 00:10:26.279 paper as a single stripe, so it takes about ten minutes. So if 142 00:10:26.279 --> 00:10:31.919 you got your shopping order the brashutto first right, because they thinly slice it 143 00:10:31.960 --> 00:10:35.399 and put each slice on the paper by itself. It's so good that reminds 144 00:10:35.399 --> 00:10:39.679 me I haven't done the brisket pastrami for a while. I ring for you 145 00:10:39.720 --> 00:10:43.320 guys. Oh I loved it. You'd feed us like baby birds exactly. 146 00:10:43.080 --> 00:10:46.840 Don't chase it, don't chase it, don't chase it. Thirty seven to 147 00:10:46.840 --> 00:10:48.559 seventeen, Li singed Road in the Heart of St. Matthews. I want 148 00:10:48.600 --> 00:10:52.120 a day to sit outside outside the coffee shop today. Huh yeah, lots 149 00:10:52.120 --> 00:10:56.080 of oh Arson in your hot tub, another place to sit hot till you're 150 00:10:56.080 --> 00:10:58.840 good. That's right, baby, So the covered hot tubs get a vacation 151 00:11:00.080 --> 00:11:05.639 and right there in your very own backyards. How the Wittings love to end 152 00:11:05.720 --> 00:11:09.720 the day, and we do it just about every day. And a couple 153 00:11:09.759 --> 00:11:13.600 of glasses number one to Kila our southern covered hot tub and the world just 154 00:11:13.720 --> 00:11:16.440 melts away. That can be your escape too. Plus it's the perfect way 155 00:11:16.519 --> 00:11:20.159 to reconnect with the one or the ones that you love. God are the 156 00:11:20.279 --> 00:11:24.879 days of the dinner table conversation. You know what you don't have in your 157 00:11:24.879 --> 00:11:28.039 hot tub. You don't have tablets, phones, televisions, just you and 158 00:11:28.080 --> 00:11:31.000 the ones you love and maybe some good old pink Floyd dark side of the 159 00:11:31.080 --> 00:11:35.679 Moon, and right now you can get a hot tub as low as sixty 160 00:11:35.720 --> 00:11:39.159 five dollars a month. You heard me, as low as sixty five dollars 161 00:11:39.200 --> 00:11:43.960 a month. Hot tubs over one hundred and fifty in stock. Ready forget 162 00:11:43.000 --> 00:11:48.919 this immediate delivery. Susan and I when we upgraded our Southern covered hot tub, 163 00:11:48.000 --> 00:11:52.320 we've had one as long as we've been married for twelve years. When 164 00:11:52.360 --> 00:11:56.559 we recently upgraded ours, we used twelve months. Same as cash. They 165 00:11:56.559 --> 00:11:58.600 did it for the Wittings, they'll do it for you. Southern covered hot 166 00:11:58.600 --> 00:12:03.360 tubs eventy five oh one, Preston Highway. You're gonna love them back after 167 00:12:03.399 --> 00:12:09.679 this on news Radio eight forty whs all right back on news Radio eight forty 168 00:12:09.799 --> 00:12:13.320 whas The Tony and Dwight Show with Dave Jennings, brought you by the Kentucky 169 00:12:13.360 --> 00:12:18.080 Office of Highway Safety. Sometimes when technology gets better, it gets worse. 170 00:12:18.159 --> 00:12:20.399 Yeah, like let's say a telephone. Yeah yeah, I want to think 171 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:22.879 we got it this time. I want to bring right now one of my 172 00:12:22.960 --> 00:12:30.519 favorite comedians also actor director, I mean composer, composer. Hey, Paul 173 00:12:30.600 --> 00:12:33.039 riis Er, how you doing man? Oh? Nice to be here. 174 00:12:33.120 --> 00:12:35.320 I'm well, how you guys. Hey, we're doing great. Listen, 175 00:12:35.360 --> 00:12:41.000 brother, Sorry about last Thursday of Migo. We had some problems. But 176 00:12:41.279 --> 00:12:46.120 I want to tell everybody the catch Cat's Paul Riser right up the street at 177 00:12:46.320 --> 00:12:50.639 Troy, Ohio Saturday, April thirteenth. It's a hell of a show. 178 00:12:50.799 --> 00:12:54.600 Don't miss it, and it's on a Saturday, by the way. But 179 00:12:54.960 --> 00:12:58.399 let's talk about your acting career, because I find it fascinating that the story 180 00:12:58.440 --> 00:13:03.519 I get on you is that your big break in acting was actually an accident 181 00:13:03.279 --> 00:13:07.039 because you walk in the wrong office. Is that a true story? You 182 00:13:07.120 --> 00:13:09.399 know what? I wish I could have made that up, but that's the 183 00:13:09.480 --> 00:13:13.360 actual truth. Wow. I was walked in. This was nineteen eighty one 184 00:13:13.519 --> 00:13:18.480 and I was with a friend and I he was auditioning for something and I 185 00:13:18.600 --> 00:13:24.600 just was waiting next door, and then the casting director said you're next. 186 00:13:24.639 --> 00:13:26.879 I'ment. No, I'm just waiting for my buddy. They said, well, 187 00:13:26.919 --> 00:13:28.440 come on in, and next thing I know, I'm in the movie 188 00:13:28.519 --> 00:13:33.799 diner. So go figure don't. But I always tell people, don't don't 189 00:13:33.919 --> 00:13:37.639 use this as a career plan. It's not something that's gonna work again. 190 00:13:37.559 --> 00:13:43.360 It doesn't happen too often. Diner's pretty good man. That's a pretty good 191 00:13:43.399 --> 00:13:48.200 start. Well, you know that sort of opened the door for everything. 192 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:52.960 Because of that, I was at Beverly Hills cop because of that became you 193 00:13:54.000 --> 00:13:56.639 know, one thing led to another. So I walked in the right door 194 00:13:56.720 --> 00:13:58.559 on the right day. As it turns out, you have a unique delivery. 195 00:13:58.559 --> 00:14:01.919 And I think you know, when you hear your voice, you know 196 00:14:01.960 --> 00:14:05.879 it's Paul Riiser, like it's and not all actors have that, And you 197 00:14:05.879 --> 00:14:09.960 know, I don't know. I think probably were people doubting that you could 198 00:14:09.960 --> 00:14:13.919 translate in Aliens because I know you were comedian and then all of a sudden, 199 00:14:15.120 --> 00:14:18.679 and you know what, play the bad guy in this huge sci fi 200 00:14:18.799 --> 00:14:22.240 movie. Well, first of all, let me say you say bad guy, 201 00:14:22.440 --> 00:14:28.399 I say misunderstood. Wait a minute, one second, Paul Riser, 202 00:14:28.440 --> 00:14:31.799 because when I promoted you were gonna be on the show. You don't know, 203 00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:37.600 you had so much hate about Aliens social media were David and I are 204 00:14:37.720 --> 00:14:41.240 huge fans of Alien It's a cold classic. So you know, there's a 205 00:14:41.279 --> 00:14:46.879 comic book that came coming out called the What If Aliens? What If Aliens? 206 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:50.279 And it's a Marvel Comic book first issue came out, uh this this 207 00:14:50.360 --> 00:14:54.200 week, and then there'll be five more. And it's basically, what if 208 00:14:54.320 --> 00:15:00.639 Burke my character lived, and and I'm not kidding. And in this book, 209 00:15:00.919 --> 00:15:03.639 which I'm involved with, we get to clarify what I've been saying for 210 00:15:03.679 --> 00:15:07.240 thirty five years, which is, you know, maybe you don't know all 211 00:15:07.279 --> 00:15:15.159 the facts, and maybe it was just an unfortunate workplace accident. Just like 212 00:15:15.279 --> 00:15:18.120 Johnny from a Karate Kid, he was actually the good guy, right, 213 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:22.360 not the bad exactly exactly. If you wait thirty years, you can correct 214 00:15:22.399 --> 00:15:26.960 everything. I just I see that that scene where you're sitting in the chair 215 00:15:28.120 --> 00:15:33.320 after the fight in the med center and you're the You're sweating on your lip 216 00:15:33.399 --> 00:15:35.240 and you're like, this is nuts, and they're explaining how you're going to 217 00:15:35.279 --> 00:15:39.039 plan on sabotaging the freezers and all that stuff. It was just a great 218 00:15:39.039 --> 00:15:41.559 It's a great movie. But you stepped out. I look at me. 219 00:15:41.600 --> 00:15:43.919 I'm nerding out here. I'm nerding out for you. So you know what's 220 00:15:43.919 --> 00:15:46.919 so? Buddy? You said, you know, did a lot of people 221 00:15:46.960 --> 00:15:50.399 have doubts that you could do it? I was the first guy on that 222 00:15:50.440 --> 00:15:54.639 list to go. Are you sure you want me? Why don't make any 223 00:15:54.679 --> 00:15:58.320 sense? One of my favorite movies, that's kind of a cute little movie. 224 00:15:58.360 --> 00:16:02.679 It was Bye Bye I Love. You're a divorced dad, Randy Quaid, 225 00:16:02.720 --> 00:16:04.679 Matthew Modin. I remember the scene with your daughter. She's been riding 226 00:16:04.679 --> 00:16:08.279 you for the entire movie. You finally blow up. There. Anything you 227 00:16:08.320 --> 00:16:14.480 remember from Bye Bye Love? Uh? You know, you know what I 228 00:16:14.519 --> 00:16:18.440 remember? Okay, it's not my favorite, No, I remember, I'll 229 00:16:18.440 --> 00:16:22.320 tell you what I remember. But about we were shooting one night and it 230 00:16:22.399 --> 00:16:26.679 was during the OJ thing, and it must have been a night, so 231 00:16:26.759 --> 00:16:29.480 I guess that was like the night of the Bronco Chase. I remember we 232 00:16:29.519 --> 00:16:32.120 kept like, we kept like trying to finish this scene quick so we could 233 00:16:32.159 --> 00:16:36.720 run back to the team. So I watched that movie. I go, 234 00:16:36.799 --> 00:16:41.679 yeah, I think that was the night of the Bronco That's what I seem 235 00:16:41.720 --> 00:16:45.200 to remember. But you know, yes, go ahead, go ahead. 236 00:16:45.399 --> 00:16:49.240 Yeah. So you know, so I've been in the last couple of years. 237 00:16:49.240 --> 00:16:52.840 I've gotten to do all these wonderful fun things that I never expect, 238 00:16:52.879 --> 00:16:57.320 stranger things and the boys and people say, well, that must be fun. 239 00:16:57.360 --> 00:17:00.799 I go, yeah, But you know, what's really fun for me 240 00:17:00.440 --> 00:17:04.440 is getting back and doing stand up because that's what I started. When I 241 00:17:04.480 --> 00:17:07.160 started, that's all I meant to be. I was hoping to be a 242 00:17:07.200 --> 00:17:11.279 stand up comedian, get on the Tonight Show. I didn't picture of all 243 00:17:11.279 --> 00:17:14.200 this other stuff, and so as a result, I took a a whole 244 00:17:14.200 --> 00:17:18.839 bunch of years off doing stuff. And it's only recently that we've gotten back 245 00:17:18.839 --> 00:17:22.039 on the road. And it's truly. People don't believe me when I say 246 00:17:22.400 --> 00:17:25.799 that's the part that's the most fun, getting in front of a live audience, 247 00:17:25.960 --> 00:17:29.160 making people laugh, you know. And so I'm looking forwards. A 248 00:17:29.240 --> 00:17:30.799 month from today, I'm going to be writing your neighborhood then, well, 249 00:17:32.440 --> 00:17:34.480 yeah, and that's why I wanted to bring up Paul Riser's our guest see 250 00:17:34.519 --> 00:17:38.599 him live in Troy, Ohio. Saturday thirteenth is right up the road. 251 00:17:38.640 --> 00:17:41.640 It's gonna be a hell of a show, and it's a Saturday night, 252 00:17:41.680 --> 00:17:45.400 by the way. But I got to ask you a comics I always they 253 00:17:45.519 --> 00:17:49.319 play smaller rooms to work out material. Is it difficult for you to do 254 00:17:49.359 --> 00:17:52.359 that and for it to be genuine, because you know, not to be 255 00:17:52.440 --> 00:17:56.920 kissing your ass but you're Paul Riser and some people are going to laugh no 256 00:17:56.960 --> 00:18:00.000 matter what. Is it tough to gauge audience, you know, you know, 257 00:18:02.119 --> 00:18:03.720 let me let me correct you on a couple of things. Friend, 258 00:18:03.839 --> 00:18:10.200 Okay, okay, So first of all, feel free to kiss away. 259 00:18:11.279 --> 00:18:18.480 I'm not gonna stop you. But there's not a lot of idolatry like my 260 00:18:18.640 --> 00:18:22.599 house. You know, people say to my wife, is he always funnies 261 00:18:22.640 --> 00:18:27.960 you? No, no, he's not. But you know, but you 262 00:18:27.559 --> 00:18:30.960 know, it's funny. When I a couple of years ago, when I 263 00:18:30.000 --> 00:18:33.799 had not been doing stand up for years, I went back to the club 264 00:18:33.240 --> 00:18:37.240 we all do, we go to the club, Comedy club, and I 265 00:18:37.279 --> 00:18:40.279 went on stage and so now, okay, so they knew me and it 266 00:18:40.319 --> 00:18:44.440 will go and there was a nice applause. There's this guy that lasts about 267 00:18:44.440 --> 00:18:48.640 five seconds and then they're looking at you like, well, what what did 268 00:18:48.680 --> 00:18:52.079 you want to tell us? Oh? Wow, that's fantastic. That's that's 269 00:18:52.119 --> 00:18:56.960 the part that I didn't work out yet. That's what I mean. It's 270 00:18:56.039 --> 00:19:00.480 it's tough being a stand up comic because it's just you and the mind that's 271 00:19:00.559 --> 00:19:03.359 it. And you know, there's nobody who passed the buck to that's true. 272 00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:07.440 You can't say who wrote this crap? Yeah, and look man, 273 00:19:07.799 --> 00:19:11.160 yeah go ahead, yeah, yeah, let's get to it is true, 274 00:19:11.160 --> 00:19:14.559 though, I will say when the audiences come in now, you know, 275 00:19:14.759 --> 00:19:18.039 if they're coming and I bought a ticket, they know me. We've grown 276 00:19:18.119 --> 00:19:21.440 up together, so it kind of has this feeling for me and them. 277 00:19:21.720 --> 00:19:23.720 It's like getting together with old friends. It's really been. It's really been 278 00:19:23.799 --> 00:19:27.759 great getting back and doing live shows. All right, let's let's talk about 279 00:19:27.759 --> 00:19:32.759 old friends now with Helen Hunt and of course mad about you. And I 280 00:19:32.799 --> 00:19:36.119 was telling Dave off the air when when we didn't work out last week. 281 00:19:36.119 --> 00:19:37.920 I was like, you know, he had the number one show on television 282 00:19:37.920 --> 00:19:44.519 when people watched television and when when if you had the number one show, 283 00:19:44.559 --> 00:19:47.240 it was like a thirty share. It was crazy, did one hundred and 284 00:19:47.240 --> 00:19:49.920 seventy four episodes. It's right, so you got but you're looking at thirty 285 00:19:49.960 --> 00:19:53.720 shares and now the number one show on TV has like got a three point 286 00:19:53.799 --> 00:20:00.599 four uh so but you yeah, yeah, I mean, but you owned 287 00:20:00.640 --> 00:20:03.279 it for a while. You got to that's definitely a feather in your hat 288 00:20:03.359 --> 00:20:06.519 to say, look, I was we were number one when uh, when 289 00:20:06.559 --> 00:20:10.440 people watch TV and uh, and you I understand that you stayed friends with 290 00:20:10.480 --> 00:20:15.119 Helen Hunt. Yeah, yeah, we you know, we it's we worked 291 00:20:15.200 --> 00:20:18.319 together for seven years on a show and then we did a little reboot of 292 00:20:18.400 --> 00:20:21.759 a couple of years ago. You know, it's it's really great when you 293 00:20:21.920 --> 00:20:25.599 get along with it and we we hit it off. We had a great 294 00:20:25.599 --> 00:20:29.119 time and I'm very proud of that show. And uh, but it's funny. 295 00:20:29.160 --> 00:20:30.880 The world has changed. I remember a few you know now I already 296 00:20:30.960 --> 00:20:34.279 knows streaming and every platform. At a couple of years ago, I said 297 00:20:34.279 --> 00:20:37.640 to my son, who was a teenager at the time, I said, 298 00:20:37.720 --> 00:20:40.319 I have a big meeting to me. He said with who? I said, 299 00:20:40.599 --> 00:20:45.559 ABC? He said, what is that? That sounds like my kids 300 00:20:47.119 --> 00:20:48.720 never heard of it, never heard of never heard of this. I said, 301 00:20:49.119 --> 00:20:52.720 yeah, like you as you said, not watching TV. But yeah, 302 00:20:52.839 --> 00:20:56.839 it's definitely a different landscape in a different world. But that's one of 303 00:20:56.880 --> 00:21:00.640 the things I love about to stand up is that that has not changed. 304 00:21:00.680 --> 00:21:03.119 There's nothing you know people, it's it's it's the same as it's been for 305 00:21:03.279 --> 00:21:07.319 years and years. It's you standing up telling people things that you find funny. 306 00:21:07.519 --> 00:21:11.799 You make them laugh and then you go home. It's pretty uncomplicated. 307 00:21:11.880 --> 00:21:15.440 And if you ask me, Paul Reiser, you were in the golden age 308 00:21:15.559 --> 00:21:19.359 of stand up because so many greats in the era when you came up and 309 00:21:19.160 --> 00:21:23.480 and doing all your I wonder if we'll ever get back to that caliber of 310 00:21:23.559 --> 00:21:27.000 comedy, because I mean, you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting an 311 00:21:26.920 --> 00:21:33.200 a list of comic you know. You know, well, it's funny. 312 00:21:33.200 --> 00:21:36.839 A lot of a lot of the guys that we all started together ended up 313 00:21:37.160 --> 00:21:41.960 having shows, you know, Ray Romano and Seinfeld and now Rosande. You 314 00:21:41.960 --> 00:21:45.240 know, there was it was a period and there's there's plenty of funny people 315 00:21:45.480 --> 00:21:48.279 still out there, for sure, it's just harder to you know, in 316 00:21:48.319 --> 00:21:51.839 a way, it's I say, it's harder to get noticed because there's so 317 00:21:51.920 --> 00:21:53.640 many, but it's also easier you could. You know, there are people 318 00:21:55.039 --> 00:21:59.039 with a you know, being hits on the YouTube thing that I never heard 319 00:21:59.079 --> 00:22:02.559 of, but they got to million people watching it. Oh no, there's 320 00:22:02.559 --> 00:22:04.400 a lot of huge stars there. Yeah, they're huge. Charge We're just 321 00:22:04.480 --> 00:22:07.119 we're old, so we're not going to know it. My eighteen and twenty 322 00:22:07.200 --> 00:22:11.359 year old are like, Dad, this person's huge. He's got sixty million 323 00:22:11.359 --> 00:22:14.160 followers are like, who the hell are you talking about? So we will 324 00:22:14.240 --> 00:22:17.480 be we won't even know it. You know what killed me? Somebody told 325 00:22:17.519 --> 00:22:21.400 me. I've had a couple of friends tell me that they're teenagers. When 326 00:22:21.400 --> 00:22:23.000 they heard I was doing, you know, come to town doing a stand 327 00:22:23.079 --> 00:22:26.400 up show, they were confused. They went, wait, the doctor from 328 00:22:26.440 --> 00:22:34.559 strangers, Come on, come on, what's the inspiration for your stand up? 329 00:22:34.640 --> 00:22:37.880 Is it? Family? Is that your life? Do you delve into 330 00:22:37.960 --> 00:22:41.519 politics? No, there's no Here's what truth. I tell people, I'm 331 00:22:41.519 --> 00:22:45.640 not smart enough to make anything up. I'll just tell you. I'll tell 332 00:22:45.680 --> 00:22:48.440 you what happened to me. I'll tell you what's going on in my house. 333 00:22:48.480 --> 00:22:52.640 And people are laughing because they're going that sounds like my house. So 334 00:22:52.680 --> 00:22:55.000 I was like, we're all going through the same stuff and we just get 335 00:22:55.039 --> 00:22:56.839 to have a laugh about it together, which is it's good for them, 336 00:22:56.920 --> 00:23:02.759 it's good for me. Frankly. Our guests appearing in Troy, Ohio or 337 00:23:02.839 --> 00:23:06.079 right up the street here, Saturday, April thirteenth. Hey, Paul, 338 00:23:06.119 --> 00:23:11.160 listen, from what I understand, you got into writing because it was easier 339 00:23:11.200 --> 00:23:15.400 for you to pitch a concept by writing they're just straight up talking about it. 340 00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:18.279 Is there truth to that at all? Yeah? You know, you 341 00:23:18.279 --> 00:23:22.519 know when you tell somebody something something really funny happens, and then you tell 342 00:23:22.559 --> 00:23:25.359 it to somebody. Yeah, and then you're staring at you and you go, 343 00:23:25.519 --> 00:23:29.839 well, you had to be there. It's not funny when you say 344 00:23:30.079 --> 00:23:33.400 so. I remember, I had, you know, ideas for shows, 345 00:23:33.440 --> 00:23:34.519 and it's like, I can't explain it, but let me. Let me 346 00:23:34.559 --> 00:23:37.680 just write it and then read it and they go, you know, although 347 00:23:37.759 --> 00:23:42.119 you know mad about you, that pitch was pretty simple, and we go. 348 00:23:42.279 --> 00:23:45.599 We went to the networks. We said, here's the idea for a 349 00:23:45.680 --> 00:23:48.640 show. So you know, when you're married and you go to a party 350 00:23:48.640 --> 00:23:51.000 and you're having fun and you're all talking to you and your wife and you're 351 00:23:51.039 --> 00:23:53.960 mingling and you're laughing. Then you say good night, you get in the 352 00:23:55.000 --> 00:23:59.519 car. The minute the car door closes, that's the show, because the 353 00:23:59.640 --> 00:24:04.799 car rice when the other person goes why would you say that, I know 354 00:24:04.920 --> 00:24:07.400 they were divorced. Yes, I told you. You never told me, 355 00:24:10.039 --> 00:24:12.319 and everybody got it. I said, okay, I think we have a 356 00:24:12.400 --> 00:24:18.039 show here. When did you know you could turn the smart assery into a 357 00:24:18.079 --> 00:24:25.000 paycheck smart as Yeah, well you know what, like you said, when 358 00:24:25.000 --> 00:24:29.400 people laugh when people see themselves and you you know, when we heard all 359 00:24:29.440 --> 00:24:30.759 the time I'm mad about you, we would hear, oh man, it 360 00:24:30.839 --> 00:24:33.920 sounds like you must have cameras in my house. That sounds like my house, 361 00:24:34.000 --> 00:24:36.839 right, and we would look at each other and go, all right, 362 00:24:36.880 --> 00:24:40.279 we're doing something good. And it was always the smallest things, you 363 00:24:40.279 --> 00:24:44.400 know, we would have, you know, the little moments in a family 364 00:24:44.440 --> 00:24:48.720 and relationship. That's what people recognize. The go oh I never George Colin 365 00:24:48.839 --> 00:24:52.119 used to call it, ooh yeah comedy, like everybody goes through it, 366 00:24:52.160 --> 00:24:53.599 but when you say it, they go, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 367 00:24:53.759 --> 00:24:57.240 that happened to me. I always love that phase it, oh yeah 368 00:24:57.240 --> 00:25:00.160 comedy. Well, when you were still a yeah, when you were started 369 00:25:00.160 --> 00:25:03.599 out, who who was the comic that you were like, I'm never going 370 00:25:03.640 --> 00:25:07.039 to be as good as that guy? Oh you know, it was always 371 00:25:07.119 --> 00:25:11.440 George Colin and Richard Pryor and uh you know still you watch those great oh 372 00:25:11.519 --> 00:25:15.839 yeah Colin did eighteen specials or something. It's like, well, that's you 373 00:25:15.880 --> 00:25:22.240 know, Robert Klein was the big, big influence and uh, you know. 374 00:25:22.319 --> 00:25:25.640 The great thing I'm mad about you is we got to have as guest 375 00:25:25.799 --> 00:25:29.039 stars. We had a lot of guys that were our idols. We had 376 00:25:29.039 --> 00:25:33.319 mel Brooks and uh, Carl Reiner, Sid Caesar and Carol Burnett, you 377 00:25:33.359 --> 00:25:37.039 know, the legends, and we got to work with him, which was 378 00:25:37.079 --> 00:25:41.319 always icing on the cake forr Us. I've got a perfect pitch for you 379 00:25:41.680 --> 00:25:49.000 to kind of wrap we apologize. Okay, you and Greg Evigan, your 380 00:25:49.000 --> 00:25:55.440 divorced dads. Sigourney Weaver is both of your exes. She she loves you 381 00:25:55.480 --> 00:25:59.920 both, but you hated the vagabond lifestyles and together you're raising an orangutank I, 382 00:26:00.880 --> 00:26:07.079 miss, I don't see how that can miss baby. Yeah, let 383 00:26:07.079 --> 00:26:08.079 me let me know. I'm gonna jump off the phone. I'm gonna call 384 00:26:08.119 --> 00:26:14.920 ABC. What is that all right? I'll see you on the thirteenth in 385 00:26:15.000 --> 00:26:22.799 Troy. Yeah, thanks man. We appreciate you for the Tome Ohio. 386 00:26:22.880 --> 00:26:26.599 See you man, man, Troy, Ohio. Just up the road. 387 00:26:26.640 --> 00:26:29.279 Thank you, Troy, Thank you. Paul. Know what you could do 388 00:26:29.400 --> 00:26:32.480 is get like ten people together, rent to cook and reeves luxury van. 389 00:26:33.960 --> 00:26:38.440 That is the way to travel. Yeah, there was like a seventh Boeing 390 00:26:38.480 --> 00:26:44.559 episode yesterday, scary thing. Don't even fly. 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