Here's a here's another song from the downbeat singing Tree topper. This one sounds
pretty. That's nice. The artist did a nice job with this. Santa
Claus is real, Santa Claus is real. Santa Claus is real, but
there is no God Jesus. Oh, Merry Christmas everyone. This is something
one of the many that you could find at many stores. We felt obviously
the racetrack was the gas station that we got into this year. Got a
good deal done with Hobby Lobby Mardell. God, thank you Mardell for stepping
up. Didn't that say, well, thanks for dropping on board, Mardell.
Uh noted Christian store Michaels also got on board, So yeah, it's
we also didn't test, you know, test that out, so tell them
exactly what was gonna be. Yeah, they're rethinking that in cap display right
now. They just got it set up. But here's one that's a little
more cheery. Okay, then you go, I think you'll you imagine yourself
running down snowy hills. This one's called Open your Gifts, Open your gifts.
It's time to play with your toys. Open your gifts. It's time
to play with these games. Open your gifts. It's time to play with
your toys. Open your gifts. It's time to play with your things.
I forgot the battery. Fantastic, fantastic. I think it's relatable too.
Yeah, which is fantastic about that one? I love it. Sorry,
now we're doing well. Let's see. So there you heard mine and Mike's
voice on one of them, and we went and had my voice. There's
your voice. Yeah, but we like you heard a so like. I
don't know. There's a good mixture of stuff. The holidays mean a lot
of things. They symbolize a lot of different things. Absolutely, And you
know one thing that people like to do is is during the holidays, you
got family in town, you want to get and then everybody together in the
living room around the tree and maybe dance. Well here, I love it.
I love dance. There's a song from the Downbeat Christmas Tree Topper about
a brand new dance. There's a brand new dance and it's taking over the
world. It's called the Funky Santa. So let's all give it a worm.
It happens late at night when the kids are in bed. Santa arrives
in his pimped out slid. Dad is passed out, but Mommy is awake.
That's when Santa reveals his snake it centa and Mommy smoke a big fat
bowl and Mommy hops up on his big northfol Mommy and the fat man doing
the Funky Santa. Come on, everybody, let's alve you the Funky Santa.
Everybody, Mommy and the fat man doing the Monkys Santa. Come on,
everybody, let alve you the Funkys Santa. It's just for the moms.
Why am I shaking? It's you're gonna get all these songs like you
don't know if the tree topper, the sensor is gonna give you the Funky
Santa or one of the other songs. So I think it's a I think
it's some w that's all due. The fuck is that? Uh well,
that's gonna be in your head all Christmas season too. You know, you
think about these iconic Christmas songs you've added the Funky Santa this holiday season.
This was a quickie mm hmmm, and it goes a little something like this.
It smells like cat pass in my tree. Yeah. For those of
you that have indoor pets, you might who might ye, so you know
something to think about there one that's my favorite one off bye and you're an
idiot. Now this one's a like three seconds long. That's kind of pretty
Now there's a bit of a trade off and uh it for this one.
This one's called a holiday emergency just in case and if you are interreck and
it's not your fault, two and four all three is the number you need
to know. Call frankly first, a holiday emergency, right negligence. It's
that time of year to spread that holiday cheer. We'll drink a bunch of
beer. Then the whole family will get out of here. But someone just
went to the bathroom. They've been there for a while. I'm detecting a
pungent odor and I didn't replace the plunger this time. So Benjamin Franklin Plumbing,
can you come in save the day? You're the puncherable plumber. I'm
sorry that I called you on a holiday. And the water starts to rise
and it keeps off flowing in the family's inside because the wind is flowing in
a line stuffs to form in the halding. I'm regretting that I even hosted
Christmas at all. But then the doorbell rings in Nitsar plumbing king. He's
a starter, not second stream. So now everybody can see, hey,
hey, hey, what do you say right on time? Lecucine us say
hey, hey, what are you say right on time? Lecucye us say
hey, hey, what do you say right on time? Leristin U say
hey, hey what do you say right on toime? Leqristy us say be
Jimmy fag party. When you come in save the day? You're the butcher
will come. Sorry? Then I called you one a holiday And the water
starts to fall and it keeps on drowning, and Christmas is safe thanks to
the plumber that we're crowning. I've heard the commercial on the fridge. It's
the home of the Man Fricks. Send the mean green so Beejammy finger Bubby
can come in save the day. You're the puncture we Mber. I'm sorry,
Danna called you rana holiday. You know wow, yeah,