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Here's a here's another song from the
downbeat singing Tree topper. This one sounds

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pretty. That's nice. The artist
did a nice job with this. Santa

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Claus is real, Santa Claus is
real. Santa Claus is real, but

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there is no God Jesus. Oh, Merry Christmas everyone. This is something

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one of the many that you could
find at many stores. We felt obviously

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the racetrack was the gas station that
we got into this year. Got a

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good deal done with Hobby Lobby Mardell. God, thank you Mardell for stepping

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up. Didn't that say, well, thanks for dropping on board, Mardell.

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Uh noted Christian store Michaels also got
on board, So yeah, it's

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we also didn't test, you know, test that out, so tell them

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exactly what was gonna be. Yeah, they're rethinking that in cap display right

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now. They just got it set
up. But here's one that's a little

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more cheery. Okay, then you
go, I think you'll you imagine yourself

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running down snowy hills. This one's
called Open your Gifts, Open your gifts.

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It's time to play with your toys. Open your gifts. It's time

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to play with these games. Open
your gifts. It's time to play with

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your toys. Open your gifts.
It's time to play with your things.

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I forgot the battery. Fantastic,
fantastic. I think it's relatable too.

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Yeah, which is fantastic about that
one? I love it. Sorry,

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now we're doing well. Let's see. So there you heard mine and Mike's

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voice on one of them, and
we went and had my voice. There's

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your voice. Yeah, but we
like you heard a so like. I

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don't know. There's a good mixture
of stuff. The holidays mean a lot

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of things. They symbolize a lot
of different things. Absolutely, And you

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know one thing that people like to
do is is during the holidays, you

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got family in town, you want
to get and then everybody together in the

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living room around the tree and maybe
dance. Well here, I love it.

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I love dance. There's a song
from the Downbeat Christmas Tree Topper about

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a brand new dance. There's a
brand new dance and it's taking over the

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world. It's called the Funky Santa. So let's all give it a worm.

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It happens late at night when the
kids are in bed. Santa arrives

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in his pimped out slid. Dad
is passed out, but Mommy is awake.

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That's when Santa reveals his snake it
centa and Mommy smoke a big fat

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bowl and Mommy hops up on his
big northfol Mommy and the fat man doing

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the Funky Santa. Come on,
everybody, let's alve you the Funky Santa.

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Everybody, Mommy and the fat man
doing the Monkys Santa. Come on,

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everybody, let alve you the Funkys
Santa. It's just for the moms.

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Why am I shaking? It's you're
gonna get all these songs like you

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don't know if the tree topper,
the sensor is gonna give you the Funky

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Santa or one of the other songs. So I think it's a I think

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it's some w that's all due.
The fuck is that? Uh well,

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that's gonna be in your head all
Christmas season too. You know, you

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think about these iconic Christmas songs you've
added the Funky Santa this holiday season.

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This was a quickie mm hmmm,
and it goes a little something like this.

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It smells like cat pass in my
tree. Yeah. For those of

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you that have indoor pets, you
might who might ye, so you know

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something to think about there one that's
my favorite one off bye and you're an

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idiot. Now this one's a like
three seconds long. That's kind of pretty

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Now there's a bit of a trade
off and uh it for this one.

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This one's called a holiday emergency just
in case and if you are interreck and

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it's not your fault, two and
four all three is the number you need

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to know. Call frankly first,
a holiday emergency, right negligence. It's

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that time of year to spread that
holiday cheer. We'll drink a bunch of

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beer. Then the whole family will
get out of here. But someone just

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went to the bathroom. They've been
there for a while. I'm detecting a

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pungent odor and I didn't replace the
plunger this time. So Benjamin Franklin Plumbing,

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can you come in save the day? You're the puncherable plumber. I'm

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sorry that I called you on a
holiday. And the water starts to rise

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and it keeps off flowing in the
family's inside because the wind is flowing in

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a line stuffs to form in the
halding. I'm regretting that I even hosted

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Christmas at all. But then the
doorbell rings in Nitsar plumbing king. He's

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a starter, not second stream.
So now everybody can see, hey,

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hey, hey, what do you
say right on time? Lecucine us say

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hey, hey, what are you
say right on time? Lecucye us say

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hey, hey, what do you
say right on time? Leristin U say

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hey, hey what do you say
right on toime? Leqristy us say be

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Jimmy fag party. When you come
in save the day? You're the butcher

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will come. Sorry? Then I
called you one a holiday And the water

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starts to fall and it keeps on
drowning, and Christmas is safe thanks to

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the plumber that we're crowning. I've
heard the commercial on the fridge. It's

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the home of the Man Fricks.
Send the mean green so Beejammy finger Bubby

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can come in save the day.
You're the puncture we Mber. I'm sorry,

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Danna called you rana holiday. You
know wow, yeah,