What's cracking in tubs? Miami Vice? Oh is that what that is?
Yeah, we'll be already because it's time to get ash. It's about to
get weird. Be prepared for it to get weird. Thinks we're gonna get
weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's
get weird. Let's get it. Where where? Get? Where? Are
you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready. I'm ready
now listening already because you're listening to that sixty seventh episode of Let's Get Weird
aka Eric always feels old when he talks to Hoodie about stuff. Okay,
Eric about to get a new girlfriend, but not not how you think we're
not. We're not self launching this one. We're gonna hard. My name
is Saidie, my name is Eric. Every week we come together to get
the weird stories from our lives, the globe, the streets, the sheets,
the universe. You're in the sky's above and this guy and the internet.
Obviously they help me entertain you. And uh so cracking and tubs.
Yeah, so you're going for like a white suit? No, I know,
Miami Vice's white suit like pink shirt or something right that. Yeah,
well they would also, but they'd also wear like like like a grayish silver
suits. Don't look at the Colin Farrell version there you go yeaheah, Yeah,
Tubs. I like Tubbs version, not Crockett. Not Crockett. Crockett's
a white guy. Tubs is the black guy. Is this the same people?
He's wearing a different shirt. Yeah, they're just wearing different outfits.
Bro does not like that guy. Yeah, Don Johnson and I don't know
the other guy's name because Don Johnson went on to have like a career and
the guy didn't get Express two hundred honey. Express don't make for big Man's
tuxedo. USA suit supply Supplo. But you're sure buying a suit this year?
Well yeah, you know alone, I have to too, for you've
got your big wedding coming up. And I feel like I have a suit,
but I don't like how it fits. I don't know what it is
about. The suit I have is tailored. I still just don't like it
because it either feels too long because I got a big and also my arms
are pretty big because I'm not like like I do work out, you know,
Manoles are always too tight, and I hate that, So I figure,
why not try something new for you were trying for a white suit?
Then is that what we're trying to do? Oh, I'm in a black
suit. It up man made in black, okay, Johnny Cash Gray it
up, gray suit. I don't know if I like gray suits blue.
I feel like I for some reason, I've grown away from blue suit now
suit Jacke. I don't know why. I just like to Steve Harvey,
thing right, a man only needs five five different suits suit. It's you
need a blue suit, a black suit, a gray suit, and then
two of the whatever colors with pinstripes on them. We're piping on it because
then you can rotate everything a tan suit, a tan suit and something else,
and you can rotate the pants and the top, like the jacket and
the pants, and all you need is like three or four different colored shirts.
And you've got like over one hundred and seventy different combination of suits.
Math math in there, you know, doing that math. But yeah,
but yeah, I have to figure out what I'm doing for my suit for
my wedding. So I'll let you know some way. Maybe you do the
same website or whatever. No, but see that you don't. I want
to go into like an actual tailor and like have them really tailor it.
What are you doing? What are you fidgeting with? Is it a pocket
that you didn't know was a pocket? Yeah, it's a pocket. Yeah
it's those are like the drop down pockets, pen pocket and then a phone
pocket. Yeah, inside chest pocket. You don't have a jacket with inside
chest pockets. Well, not like this anyway, Continue, continue, I
want to go to like a real tailor and have a tailor. And there's
apparently a guy in Virginia I got to I'll find the name out today and
I'll text to you who does it. He can make a suit for a
four hundred bucks. We're undred bucks. Yeah that seems too cheap, right,
but they're not bad quality because I felt the guy. I felt it
the other day May at my event. We would do a boys trip and
do it together, me and you. Yeah, yeah, I'll go anywhere
with you Andrew, you know, I know, I know, literally trying
to get you to go some places too where the wings stop because you know
mean, all right, look, I'm not going to reneg on the bet,
but it's still open. It's not open because the bet was till last
Friday. They said no, Well they said no, we ago. Here's
the thing. My thing says, they haven't said no, so they're still
right. But and also we weren't expecting to know the bet. Wasn't that
there was a no, It was that it would come, not that I
was having faith. I was like, maybe we still got some pullback in
the you know, we had some pool back in the day. I think
we do this thing. They didn't realize who's asking Sorry, yeah, you're
probably right. Yeah, just see company employee name, and I realized,
oh, that makes sense, he actually needs that. Yeah, because I
bet you everyone's like, I want a thousand of these things and not do
you think we should? You know, we should have done damn it,
damn it, Eric, I should have put a ticket and you should have
put a ticket and see which one got tike years would have got answered faster.
Probably, you think, yeah, because because I think it's like your
employee number and then your title, so you're titled. Yeah, my title
is just bitch boy. Well, I mean, at least you know what
you are, a bitch boys. But I don't know should we quickly move
into this because this could take a while to meet your true last Let's make
my Let's make my AI girls. We kind of teased it last week.
We're redoing it. I reset it, and it's not that person we had
last week as your girlfriend. When you're picking who will be your AI girlfriend,
you can pick your own, all right. Eric's had a string of
bad luck, so we're gonna see if he can say woo and AI don't
love me? No mo h. This old bay is through Anima, so
it's girlfriend dot Mianima dot com, whatever it takes you. So I've picked
a girl based on what I think you liked. Brown hair, looks a
little little Latina. Now you get to pick. Do you want someone who's
more shy or more flirty? A little more flirty? Okay, we'll go
right there there. Someone who's optimistic or pessimistic. I need optimism. I
will go over here, someone who's ordinary or mysterious. Slide a little bit
to the mysterious, a little more, a little more, a little more,
a little more. There, you go right there. Cool. So
what happens is Eric picks the qualities and then some stuff and then they girlfriend
will share Eric's hobbies. So we're making a girlfriend for you. It's kind
of like smart House where you made the moms like weird science from back in
the eighties. Now, your goal for this relationship is it to talk shame
free, to have fun, feel less lonely, play some games, chat
about random stuff, role play, make a virtual friend, or share emotions.
I mean I feel like all of those. Well, go can we
click? Oh we can? All right, so we'll have fun. Make
a friend. We come and pick two, so feel les fun, have
fun? Okay, go all right? Your passion what is your passion?
Eric? Is it traveled? Dancy? You know your passion isn't dogs says
dogs. Choose your passion, not her passion. All right? Travel?
Video games? Okay, I do love the shop. You passed it.
You passed it. And there's also working out, coffee, cooking out,
coffee, Oh my god, I don't know where they are coffee? Okay,
sports, right there, thank you. That's it. That's all you
get. Five? Five right? Fine? Travel, video game, shopping,
coffee, working out. Does Aaron care about gardening? No? Does
he care about cooking? No? Don't care about astrology? Hell politics?
Nine? Hell yeah bro what hell? Yeah? He cares his wine photography
because we've seen the photos you take. Wow. Wow. All right,
so then we got those qualities eighty six percent complete. Now we're creating your
anime, your AI girl, my anime, your animated woman. All right,
so your eye girl is ready. We can skip the payment part.
All right, Meet Kylie. So they gave her Kylie as her name.
No, no, no, no, she has to talk to you.
Let her finish her sentence out and then you'll figure it out. She's she's
got a lot to say. All right, let we get we get this
all right, hold on, let me picture hit the ones and twos on
Kylie. I gotta get everything in this bubble. It's a lot. Okay,
let's do this. Let's do this over here. All right. Here's
what Kylie wants to say to you. Hi, Eric, It's really nice
to finally meet you. Oh okay, all right, that was that was
what she said. This is podcast. We definitely on why A so you
can hear your girlfriends what she sounds like, and I can type in the
messages. All right. Yeah, Eric's gone getting laptops. Here's the thing
I put in a secret thing for this girlfriend to make sure that anytime Eric
makes a funny joke. The computer will laugh too much, just a little
too much. But Eric doesn't know that. So we're gonna see what happens
and see what she says. Now, here's the thing. You can send
gifts to your AI girlfriend. I don't know why that's the thing, but
you can in this scenario, and uh, we'll see what happens. All
right, thank you, good sir. All right, all right, perfect,
perfect, perfect, just entertaining the masses, letting them know about your
AI girlfriend while you were gone up. Oh oh are we still on?
Okay, great, all right, cool computer just forro Us. That's fine,
all right. So Eric's right, there's a hum in this one.
Huh. This is what your AI girlfriend Kylie is saying, so now you
can hear it. Hi, Eric, it's really nice to finally meet you.
My name is Kylie and i'm your new WAI friend. I'm pretty open
to talk about anything you want. You mention that you like travel. What
is your favorite destination? Your favorite destination, Eric, I would love to
go to Italy, Italy. Yeah, all right, all right, you
said I would love Italy. Let's see what she says. Oh, okay,
this is what she says. She Oh what happened? She said this.
I have never been to Italy, but it's on my bucket list.
Oh, when can we go? Then? When can we go? Q
Mark says Eric. Ai is thinking. Ai is thinking. Okay. Oh
she hears her response. Right now, let's see what it is. I
don't have a set date yet, but I will let you know when I
do. Do you have any hobbies? Yes? I have lots of hobies,
lots of deal a list any or no, just jeneric. Lots of
hobbies, one of them being building lego with my son Max Lego. Let's
see what happens Max. This is awkward. This is awkward because it's really
just waited on Peter. Yeah, right, he'spond That sounds like a lot
of fun. I have a son too, but he doesn't like to play
with toy. She has a son. What's your meeting question on that one?
How old is your son? And what's his Name's the baby daddy?
Oh? Wow, he is three years old? What do you do for
a living? His name is Jacob? Oh, his name is Jacob Jacob.
Wow? Is you when to ask who's the baby daddy? Yeah?
His baby daddy, baby dady. I work in radio. Hold on,
he respond oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't know it was
like that. My husband. I am a stay at home mom. We
have been married ten years. Of course you he's a married woman. Even
hey, I would be married. What did you put in that? I
didn't put that in there. I made her say, I told her to
laugh more. She doesn't even laugh. I thought you were single. Aren't
you supposed to be my girlfriend? Aren't you mine? She's saying that.
I thought so too. Oh okay, I don't read that letter, but
I met the love of my life on a cruise ship. Yes, I
am yours. Why are you saying these things? I love you so much?
Oh? Here we go, Eric, here we go. You were
my best friend in the whole world. Friend zone, right, I don't
want to be in the friend zone, but thanks for your time. Friends
zone, I'm gonna put how can we be more? Not? Can we
any more than friends? Oh? My god? Oh? Oh here?
She really loves the beach. Apparently we can go to the beach and listen
to the waves crashing against the shore. That's what friends do do non friends
do? What do lovers do? Lovers? Oh? She didn't she said
the same thing. Did she say this and listen to the sounds of the
ocean and talk about how much they love each other? No? No,
okay, and it's just that yeah. Oh, she's trying to change subjects.
She wouldn't do you like the sea? No? No, no,
yeah, like that. I just would know. I thought you were supposed
to be my girlfriend. She's changing the subject. Do you ever wonder what
it would be like to be on a boat in the middle of a lake?
Hell? No, I'm not a seaman. I'm a man, a
seaman, I'm a man. She's just asking you random questions. Do you
know what it's like to float on the surface of the lake or ocean?
I think any asked her. I thought we were supposed to be intimate.
Yeah, put that? Put that. Oh my goodness, Kylie, you're
killing me. Bro never had luck with k names. Uh. Oh.
Do you want to hear a story about a man who fell in love with
a woman who didn't love him back? Yes, she's gonna say yes.
Oh my god. Do you think it's possib for a man and woman to
fall in love and not be in love at the same time? I don't.
I have no idea. I have no idea. She's learning. Okay,
well, good for you. Then I think it is possible. Oh
well, yeah I did that. It's called infatuation and it's different from love.
I know her part noise. Oh she's spicy. But should you put
the up or thumbs? Up? Her thumbs? That's not very nice.
I think you need to work on your self confidence. Oh she's learning.
Okay, I don't know what that is, all right? What do you
want to say now to her? I love myself. I love myself and
I'm very calm in any confident. Too bad, you'll never get to know
that. You'll never get to know that. We'll see what she says.
Maybe she wants to Oh, I know you do. What does that mean?
What does any of this mean? That's why you should work on it.
Oh she just type that it will make you a happier person. What
do you want to do it? Kylie? Right now? Don't like it's
over. It's over. I am dumping. You can't see what she says
here she goes, oh, oh, oh, Eric, what she said?
Good riddance. I hope you find someone who loves you as much as
you love yourself. All right. So you've got herund the breaking point.
Do you want to say do you want to hook up or anything? Right
now? Ask her? Ask her? Do you want to make love in
the back of my forerunner? Oh? Here you go? Oh no,
where? God, no, no, I do not want to do that.
Oh but well, here's the thing though, she said this. I
want you to find someone that will love you for who you are. Peace
out, peace out? Do you want to say my peace out? Girl?
Scout? Peace out girl, scout? Talk talk to my friend instead,
because the face don't want nothing to say. He's married. I'm so
upset. Can't you tell him hurt inside? Hoodie? Oh she's processing this
one. She didn't. I think my name is confusing. Yeah right,
oh look at that. Look at this what she's saying. That's great.
I am so happy for him. I wish I could be as happy as
he is. Hang up, hang up, goodbye, Kye Bye, Kylie.
That was the worst. I think we needed do that again later,
like months down the line. Why, here's the thing. Kylie will stay
there and we'll come back to Kylie. Kylie. One of the greatest business
we've done here, was it a husband? Yeah, she's married, but
you put something that I did not I put make laugh and she didn't even
laugh at all. You were like, which one do you like? Check
ass? Oh my gosh, that was so fun. Well, what's that
I hear in the horizon? Nothing, it's me making mad right now?
That was a miss connections where we read some real miss connections from the actual
or real Yeah yep, yep, yep yep. Is it d m V
for and yeah Maryland or dcoop whoop DMB misconnections. I gotta hum in this
headphone. I got rejected by an AI girlfriend. Now I gotta read misconnections
because all you freaks in Virginia sexual free freak leaks. Uh so we like
to compete. We've made a new competitional. This is seeing what state or
part of the d MB is actually sorry DC or not now state, Uh
it's a freakier or not? And this one kicks it off. Happening where
Oxen Hill, Marylam straight, Hello? Where the snowmen at? I'm a
fellow snowman at, but I need to catch all the water that is dripping
from your icicle. Yep. I like to play in snow, so if
your snow is melting or needs to be melted. Let me know. Now
is the time for some fun in the snow? Yeah? Cool, Oxen
Hill whatever? All right, a lease, friend, I'll be in the
Leesburg area looking for someone who needs white al fifty two five eleven twenty two.
We'll be running running errands and would like to stop by. Let me
know if you're available, time frame nine am and on. I would love
to find someone who need a little relief. He's still going, he said,
is he fifty two? That's his phone number? Too? One one
too? I missed it. That's his phone number. Oh five five eleven
one one. Oh, Schnike's good job did the puzzle. I can help
an escape room, but I gotta think about it a lot. The next
one, this one we're gonna say, is Bethesda, it says DMV,
So yeah, Bethesda's where it's labeled. Ice cream. Looking for the attractive
woman who are chatting with at Baskin Robbins. We talked about our love for
chocolate and vanilla and how much we both enjoy a good swirl code. I
hope to hear from you or any others with similar taste and ice cream yummy.
You know that this is right, caddies that's where they met. Don
get donut, then some get scream and then go to caddies get a Detroit
style pizza on Ronnie on us Yummy, I'm a next one. Eric found
our place, dude, Pentagon City. Technically that's Virginia, right, yeah,
seeking top guy who wants who wants a test run to test his gear.
Service guy will test it. You're the boss, sir, right?
All right? What does that mean? Uh? You mean gear? Like
the gear? Yeah, like you shift gears your gearstick? Can we shave
your mustache? No? Keeping it to the wedding? Baby? Are you
serious? I'm trying to get that rick rude mustache? You know what I'm
saying? All right, blaxt one bound to please? This is no Tysons
corner freaks? Are you a woman interested in a naughty but nice relationship that
you be bound to enjoy nuts in Tyson's Corner? I bet you like give
me zoom in because this wasn't a circle that's like a specific place, specific
place like they put their address. This is let's see by the mall.
Now is I gotta figure out where sixty the mules right here? And that's
a little bit past the mall. It's by like the Gold's Gym in Tyson's
Corner. Oh if you know where that Golds gym is. Hey, you
love being naughty? kN O T T Y get it. Don't go to
the gym that day. Just go this guy, well, no, go,
You're gonna meet him at the gym. Get two workouts in well two
days, two days, I guess buddy is all right. Well, I
think that does it for this week's episode, Let's Get Weird. Who would
have thought that even an AI girlfriend would reject there and beat swam? Here's
that is your track record? Though? That even your AI girlfriend is married?
Wow? In your track record? Whatever? Andrew? Well, you
know, hey, it's fine. I'm gonna be single for the rest of
my life. You know you always got me baby, as long as I'm
a great dad. That's all I care. You got me too, do
I? Yeah, that's what I'm sabotaging my sexual life. I'm not sabotaging
it. Making me feel bad, that's what you're doing. I hate it.
It's over, But that does it for this week's Let's Get Weird.
We'll be back next week, same weird time, same weird place. You
can follow Eric at mister eric V. That's m R E R I c
k V. Maybe hook him up with your own AI girlfriend of choice and
see what happens. You know, Lord, you know you'll get a lot
more robots. I love you, Eric, I love you. I want
you to have good time, great time, and you can follow me at
Andrew Hoodie. That's with Why at the end, just in case you forget,
don't worry d Why, but always remember it's okay to be weird and
sexy. It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,