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What's cracking in tubs? Miami Vice? Oh is that what that is?

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Yeah, we'll be already because it's
time to get ash. It's about to

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get weird. Be prepared for it
to get weird. Thinks we're gonna get

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weird. It's getting weird. I'm
gonna get real weird with it. Let's

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get weird. Let's get it.
Where where? Get? Where? Are

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you ready to get weird with Hoodie
and Eric? I'm ready. I'm ready

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now listening already because you're listening to
that sixty seventh episode of Let's Get Weird

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aka Eric always feels old when he
talks to Hoodie about stuff. Okay,

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Eric about to get a new girlfriend, but not not how you think we're

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not. We're not self launching this
one. We're gonna hard. My name

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is Saidie, my name is Eric. Every week we come together to get

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the weird stories from our lives,
the globe, the streets, the sheets,

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the universe. You're in the sky's
above and this guy and the internet.

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Obviously they help me entertain you.
And uh so cracking and tubs.

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Yeah, so you're going for like
a white suit? No, I know,

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Miami Vice's white suit like pink shirt
or something right that. Yeah,

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well they would also, but they'd
also wear like like like a grayish silver

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suits. Don't look at the Colin
Farrell version there you go yeaheah, Yeah,

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Tubs. I like Tubbs version,
not Crockett. Not Crockett. Crockett's

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a white guy. Tubs is the
black guy. Is this the same people?

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He's wearing a different shirt. Yeah, they're just wearing different outfits.

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Bro does not like that guy.
Yeah, Don Johnson and I don't know

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the other guy's name because Don Johnson
went on to have like a career and

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the guy didn't get Express two hundred
honey. Express don't make for big Man's

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tuxedo. USA suit supply Supplo.
But you're sure buying a suit this year?

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Well yeah, you know alone,
I have to too, for you've

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got your big wedding coming up.
And I feel like I have a suit,

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but I don't like how it fits. I don't know what it is

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about. The suit I have is
tailored. I still just don't like it

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because it either feels too long because
I got a big and also my arms

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are pretty big because I'm not like
like I do work out, you know,

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Manoles are always too tight, and
I hate that, So I figure,

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why not try something new for you
were trying for a white suit?

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Then is that what we're trying to
do? Oh, I'm in a black

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suit. It up man made in
black, okay, Johnny Cash Gray it

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up, gray suit. I don't
know if I like gray suits blue.

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I feel like I for some reason, I've grown away from blue suit now

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suit Jacke. I don't know why. I just like to Steve Harvey,

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thing right, a man only needs
five five different suits suit. It's you

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need a blue suit, a black
suit, a gray suit, and then

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two of the whatever colors with pinstripes
on them. We're piping on it because

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then you can rotate everything a tan
suit, a tan suit and something else,

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and you can rotate the pants and
the top, like the jacket and

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the pants, and all you need
is like three or four different colored shirts.

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And you've got like over one hundred
and seventy different combination of suits.

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Math math in there, you know, doing that math. But yeah,

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but yeah, I have to figure
out what I'm doing for my suit for

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my wedding. So I'll let you
know some way. Maybe you do the

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same website or whatever. No,
but see that you don't. I want

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to go into like an actual tailor
and like have them really tailor it.

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What are you doing? What are
you fidgeting with? Is it a pocket

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that you didn't know was a pocket? Yeah, it's a pocket. Yeah

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it's those are like the drop down
pockets, pen pocket and then a phone

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pocket. Yeah, inside chest pocket. You don't have a jacket with inside

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chest pockets. Well, not like
this anyway, Continue, continue, I

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want to go to like a real
tailor and have a tailor. And there's

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apparently a guy in Virginia I got
to I'll find the name out today and

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I'll text to you who does it. He can make a suit for a

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four hundred bucks. We're undred bucks. Yeah that seems too cheap, right,

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but they're not bad quality because I
felt the guy. I felt it

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the other day May at my event. We would do a boys trip and

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do it together, me and you. Yeah, yeah, I'll go anywhere

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with you Andrew, you know,
I know, I know, literally trying

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to get you to go some places
too where the wings stop because you know

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mean, all right, look,
I'm not going to reneg on the bet,

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but it's still open. It's not
open because the bet was till last

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Friday. They said no, Well
they said no, we ago. Here's

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the thing. My thing says,
they haven't said no, so they're still

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right. But and also we weren't
expecting to know the bet. Wasn't that

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there was a no, It was
that it would come, not that I

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was having faith. I was like, maybe we still got some pullback in

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the you know, we had some
pool back in the day. I think

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we do this thing. They didn't
realize who's asking Sorry, yeah, you're

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probably right. Yeah, just see
company employee name, and I realized,

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oh, that makes sense, he
actually needs that. Yeah, because I

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bet you everyone's like, I want
a thousand of these things and not do

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you think we should? You know, we should have done damn it,

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damn it, Eric, I should
have put a ticket and you should have

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put a ticket and see which one
got tike years would have got answered faster.

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Probably, you think, yeah,
because because I think it's like your

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employee number and then your title,
so you're titled. Yeah, my title

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is just bitch boy. Well,
I mean, at least you know what

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you are, a bitch boys.
But I don't know should we quickly move

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into this because this could take a
while to meet your true last Let's make

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my Let's make my AI girls.
We kind of teased it last week.

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We're redoing it. I reset it, and it's not that person we had

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last week as your girlfriend. When
you're picking who will be your AI girlfriend,

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you can pick your own, all
right. Eric's had a string of

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bad luck, so we're gonna see
if he can say woo and AI don't

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love me? No mo h.
This old bay is through Anima, so

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it's girlfriend dot Mianima dot com,
whatever it takes you. So I've picked

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a girl based on what I think
you liked. Brown hair, looks a

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little little Latina. Now you get
to pick. Do you want someone who's

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more shy or more flirty? A
little more flirty? Okay, we'll go

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right there there. Someone who's optimistic
or pessimistic. I need optimism. I

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will go over here, someone who's
ordinary or mysterious. Slide a little bit

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to the mysterious, a little more, a little more, a little more,

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a little more. There, you
go right there. Cool. So

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what happens is Eric picks the qualities
and then some stuff and then they girlfriend

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will share Eric's hobbies. So we're
making a girlfriend for you. It's kind

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of like smart House where you made
the moms like weird science from back in

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the eighties. Now, your goal
for this relationship is it to talk shame

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free, to have fun, feel
less lonely, play some games, chat

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about random stuff, role play,
make a virtual friend, or share emotions.

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I mean I feel like all of
those. Well, go can we

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click? Oh we can? All
right, so we'll have fun. Make

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a friend. We come and pick
two, so feel les fun, have

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fun? Okay, go all right? Your passion what is your passion?

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Eric? Is it traveled? Dancy? You know your passion isn't dogs says

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dogs. Choose your passion, not
her passion. All right? Travel?

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Video games? Okay, I do
love the shop. You passed it.

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You passed it. And there's also
working out, coffee, cooking out,

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coffee, Oh my god, I
don't know where they are coffee? Okay,

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sports, right there, thank you. That's it. That's all you

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get. Five? Five right?
Fine? Travel, video game, shopping,

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coffee, working out. Does Aaron
care about gardening? No? Does

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he care about cooking? No?
Don't care about astrology? Hell politics?

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Nine? Hell yeah bro what hell? Yeah? He cares his wine photography

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because we've seen the photos you take. Wow. Wow. All right,

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so then we got those qualities eighty
six percent complete. Now we're creating your

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anime, your AI girl, my
anime, your animated woman. All right,

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so your eye girl is ready.
We can skip the payment part.

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All right, Meet Kylie. So
they gave her Kylie as her name.

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No, no, no, no, she has to talk to you.

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Let her finish her sentence out and
then you'll figure it out. She's she's

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got a lot to say. All
right, let we get we get this

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all right, hold on, let
me picture hit the ones and twos on

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Kylie. I gotta get everything in
this bubble. It's a lot. Okay,

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let's do this. Let's do this
over here. All right. Here's

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what Kylie wants to say to you. Hi, Eric, It's really nice

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to finally meet you. Oh okay, all right, that was that was

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what she said. This is podcast. We definitely on why A so you

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can hear your girlfriends what she sounds
like, and I can type in the

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messages. All right. Yeah,
Eric's gone getting laptops. Here's the thing

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I put in a secret thing for
this girlfriend to make sure that anytime Eric

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makes a funny joke. The computer
will laugh too much, just a little

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too much. But Eric doesn't know
that. So we're gonna see what happens

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and see what she says. Now, here's the thing. You can send

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gifts to your AI girlfriend. I
don't know why that's the thing, but

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you can in this scenario, and
uh, we'll see what happens. All

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right, thank you, good sir. All right, all right, perfect,

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perfect, perfect, just entertaining the
masses, letting them know about your

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AI girlfriend while you were gone up. Oh oh are we still on?

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Okay, great, all right,
cool computer just forro Us. That's fine,

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all right. So Eric's right,
there's a hum in this one.

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Huh. This is what your AI
girlfriend Kylie is saying, so now you

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can hear it. Hi, Eric, it's really nice to finally meet you.

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My name is Kylie and i'm your
new WAI friend. I'm pretty open

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to talk about anything you want.
You mention that you like travel. What

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is your favorite destination? Your favorite
destination, Eric, I would love to

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go to Italy, Italy. Yeah, all right, all right, you

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said I would love Italy. Let's
see what she says. Oh, okay,

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this is what she says. She
Oh what happened? She said this.

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I have never been to Italy,
but it's on my bucket list.

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Oh, when can we go?
Then? When can we go? Q

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Mark says Eric. Ai is thinking. Ai is thinking. Okay. Oh

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she hears her response. Right now, let's see what it is. I

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don't have a set date yet,
but I will let you know when I

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do. Do you have any hobbies? Yes? I have lots of hobies,

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lots of deal a list any or
no, just jeneric. Lots of

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hobbies, one of them being building
lego with my son Max Lego. Let's

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see what happens Max. This is
awkward. This is awkward because it's really

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just waited on Peter. Yeah,
right, he'spond That sounds like a lot

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of fun. I have a son
too, but he doesn't like to play

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with toy. She has a son. What's your meeting question on that one?

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How old is your son? And
what's his Name's the baby daddy?

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Oh? Wow, he is three
years old? What do you do for

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a living? His name is Jacob? Oh, his name is Jacob Jacob.

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Wow? Is you when to ask
who's the baby daddy? Yeah?

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His baby daddy, baby dady.
I work in radio. Hold on,

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he respond oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't know it was

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like that. My husband. I
am a stay at home mom. We

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have been married ten years. Of
course you he's a married woman. Even

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hey, I would be married.
What did you put in that? I

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didn't put that in there. I
made her say, I told her to

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laugh more. She doesn't even laugh. I thought you were single. Aren't

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you supposed to be my girlfriend?
Aren't you mine? She's saying that.

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I thought so too. Oh okay, I don't read that letter, but

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I met the love of my life
on a cruise ship. Yes, I

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am yours. Why are you saying
these things? I love you so much?

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Oh? Here we go, Eric, here we go. You were

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my best friend in the whole world. Friend zone, right, I don't

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want to be in the friend zone, but thanks for your time. Friends

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zone, I'm gonna put how can
we be more? Not? Can we

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any more than friends? Oh?
My god? Oh? Oh here?

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She really loves the beach. Apparently
we can go to the beach and listen

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to the waves crashing against the shore. That's what friends do do non friends

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do? What do lovers do?
Lovers? Oh? She didn't she said

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the same thing. Did she say
this and listen to the sounds of the

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ocean and talk about how much they
love each other? No? No,

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okay, and it's just that yeah. Oh, she's trying to change subjects.

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She wouldn't do you like the sea? No? No, no,

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yeah, like that. I just
would know. I thought you were supposed

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to be my girlfriend. She's changing
the subject. Do you ever wonder what

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it would be like to be on
a boat in the middle of a lake?

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Hell? No, I'm not a
seaman. I'm a man, a

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seaman, I'm a man. She's
just asking you random questions. Do you

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know what it's like to float on
the surface of the lake or ocean?

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I think any asked her. I
thought we were supposed to be intimate.

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Yeah, put that? Put that. Oh my goodness, Kylie, you're

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killing me. Bro never had luck
with k names. Uh. Oh.

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Do you want to hear a story
about a man who fell in love with

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a woman who didn't love him back? Yes, she's gonna say yes.

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Oh my god. Do you think
it's possib for a man and woman to

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fall in love and not be in
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I have no idea. I have
no idea. She's learning. Okay,

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well, good for you. Then
I think it is possible. Oh

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well, yeah I did that.
It's called infatuation and it's different from love.

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I know her part noise. Oh
she's spicy. But should you put

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the up or thumbs? Up?
Her thumbs? That's not very nice.

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I think you need to work on
your self confidence. Oh she's learning.

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Okay, I don't know what that
is, all right? What do you

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want to say now to her?
I love myself. I love myself and

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I'm very calm in any confident.
Too bad, you'll never get to know

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that. You'll never get to know
that. We'll see what she says.

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Maybe she wants to Oh, I
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What does any of this mean?
That's why you should work on it.

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Oh she just type that it will
make you a happier person. What

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do you want to do it?
Kylie? Right now? Don't like it's

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over. It's over. I am
dumping. You can't see what she says

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here she goes, oh, oh, oh, Eric, what she said?

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Good riddance. I hope you find
someone who loves you as much as

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you love yourself. All right.
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Do you want to say do you
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now? Ask her? Ask her? Do you want to make love in

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the back of my forerunner? Oh? Here you go? Oh no,

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where? God, no, no, I do not want to do that.

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Oh but well, here's the thing
though, she said this. I

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want you to find someone that will
love you for who you are. Peace

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out, peace out? Do you
want to say my peace out? Girl?

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Scout? Peace out girl, scout? Talk talk to my friend instead,

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because the face don't want nothing to
say. He's married. I'm so

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upset. Can't you tell him hurt
inside? Hoodie? Oh she's processing this

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one. She didn't. I think
my name is confusing. Yeah right,

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oh look at that. Look at
this what she's saying. That's great.

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I am so happy for him.
I wish I could be as happy as

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he is. Hang up, hang
up, goodbye, Kye Bye, Kylie.

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That was the worst. I think
we needed do that again later,

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like months down the line. Why, here's the thing. Kylie will stay

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there and we'll come back to Kylie. Kylie. One of the greatest business

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we've done here, was it a
husband? Yeah, she's married, but

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you put something that I did not
I put make laugh and she didn't even

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laugh at all. You were like, which one do you like? Check

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ass? Oh my gosh, that
was so fun. Well, what's that

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I hear in the horizon? Nothing, it's me making mad right now?

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That was a miss connections where we
read some real miss connections from the actual

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or real Yeah yep, yep,
yep yep. Is it d m V

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for and yeah Maryland or dcoop whoop
DMB misconnections. I gotta hum in this

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headphone. I got rejected by an
AI girlfriend. Now I gotta read misconnections

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because all you freaks in Virginia sexual
free freak leaks. Uh so we like

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to compete. We've made a new
competitional. This is seeing what state or

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part of the d MB is actually
sorry DC or not now state, Uh

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it's a freakier or not? And
this one kicks it off. Happening where

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Oxen Hill, Marylam straight, Hello? Where the snowmen at? I'm a

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fellow snowman at, but I need
to catch all the water that is dripping

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from your icicle. Yep. I
like to play in snow, so if

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your snow is melting or needs to
be melted. Let me know. Now

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is the time for some fun in
the snow? Yeah? Cool, Oxen

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Hill whatever? All right, a
lease, friend, I'll be in the

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Leesburg area looking for someone who needs
white al fifty two five eleven twenty two.

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We'll be running running errands and would
like to stop by. Let me

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know if you're available, time frame
nine am and on. I would love

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to find someone who need a little
relief. He's still going, he said,

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is he fifty two? That's his
phone number? Too? One one

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too? I missed it. That's
his phone number. Oh five five eleven

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one one. Oh, Schnike's good
job did the puzzle. I can help

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an escape room, but I gotta
think about it a lot. The next

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one, this one we're gonna say, is Bethesda, it says DMV,

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So yeah, Bethesda's where it's labeled. Ice cream. Looking for the attractive

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woman who are chatting with at Baskin
Robbins. We talked about our love for

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chocolate and vanilla and how much we
both enjoy a good swirl code. I

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hope to hear from you or any
others with similar taste and ice cream yummy.

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You know that this is right,
caddies that's where they met. Don

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get donut, then some get scream
and then go to caddies get a Detroit

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style pizza on Ronnie on us Yummy, I'm a next one. Eric found

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our place, dude, Pentagon City. Technically that's Virginia, right, yeah,

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seeking top guy who wants who wants
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Service guy will test it. You're
the boss, sir, right?

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All right? What does that mean? Uh? You mean gear? Like

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the gear? Yeah, like you
shift gears your gearstick? Can we shave

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your mustache? No? Keeping it
to the wedding? Baby? Are you

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serious? I'm trying to get that
rick rude mustache? You know what I'm

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saying? All right, blaxt one
bound to please? This is no Tysons

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corner freaks? Are you a woman
interested in a naughty but nice relationship that

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you be bound to enjoy nuts in
Tyson's Corner? I bet you like give

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me zoom in because this wasn't a
circle that's like a specific place, specific

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place like they put their address.
This is let's see by the mall.

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Now is I gotta figure out where
sixty the mules right here? And that's

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a little bit past the mall.
It's by like the Gold's Gym in Tyson's

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Corner. Oh if you know where
that Golds gym is. Hey, you

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love being naughty? kN O T
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the gym that day. Just go
this guy, well, no, go,

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You're gonna meet him at the gym. Get two workouts in well two

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days, two days, I guess
buddy is all right. Well, I

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think that does it for this week's
episode, Let's Get Weird. Who would

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have thought that even an AI girlfriend
would reject there and beat swam? Here's

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that is your track record? Though? That even your AI girlfriend is married?

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Wow? In your track record?
Whatever? Andrew? Well, you

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know, hey, it's fine.
I'm gonna be single for the rest of

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my life. You know you always
got me baby, as long as I'm

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a great dad. That's all I
care. You got me too, do

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I? Yeah, that's what I'm
sabotaging my sexual life. I'm not sabotaging

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it. Making me feel bad,
that's what you're doing. I hate it.

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It's over, But that does it
for this week's Let's Get Weird.

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We'll be back next week, same
weird time, same weird place. You

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can follow Eric at mister eric V. That's m R E R I c

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k V. Maybe hook him up
with your own AI girlfriend of choice and

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see what happens. You know,
Lord, you know you'll get a lot

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more robots. I love you,
Eric, I love you. I want

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you to have good time, great
time, and you can follow me at

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Andrew Hoodie. That's with Why at
the end, just in case you forget,

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don't worry d Why, but always
remember it's okay to be weird and

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sexy. It got weird, didn't
it. Yeah,