Come off, come off, let's go another big, big day for us.
Good morning. This is Ed McMahon and now ladies and gentlemen see ride
right. Yeah, they're all big days. Come on, pull my cool
ed, wakey wakey, hands off, Snaky Rob Ryan show check it in
tattooesday. The day has finally come. The Suburb Summer Sisler. We've been
talking about it for a long long time. For a fourth season. It
is back where we have suburbs taking on one another head to head combat bracket
style, single elimination game one. Today, Spring takes on Paarland. That
means those two suburbs are now closed out. There's probably one hundred other suburbs
here in the Houston areas, the Houston metro area. You can still sign
up to play. As long as you don't hear your suburb on. You
can play the game. Shell Federal Credit Union gave us six thousand dollars to
give to you. Winner takes home five grand. It's about a thirty some
day tournament. We play every morning at a twenty. I'm here for it.
I can't wait. I love this game. Freshout of mad head to
head Did we play that every morning? That's gonna be that's like one of
the shining stars in homeroom. At six twenty Slow fast Andrew going for win
number three. I think we called him slow medium fast Andrew due to his
play yesterday. But yeah, he's going for win number three today. Awesome
concert tickets in there, cold wetsild tickets. He's playing Saturday at the Woodlands
Pavilion. We thought it'd be sold out by now, there's a handful of
tickets remaining. We've got tickets for you on the fun Fact Flashback Bush tickets
in the seven o'clock hour. The Rod Ryan Show twentieth Anniversary Party will have
the tickets for you at nine ten more Ray We told you rain all week,
seventy percent chances skeatt thunderstorms throughout the day Today Hive about eighty five.
Tessa has Houston's headlines good morning, Hey, good morning Ron, and good
morning Homeroom. So yesterday, the Secret Service Director Kimberly Chetle testified before the
House Oversight Committee, and she really failed to give a lot of clear answers.
There were so many questions from both parties. She got heated comments from
members of both parties. So basically both sides of the Aisle took turns grilling
Cheetle over security lapses that this is all tied into the attempted assassination on former
President Donald Trump. So that was a big story yesterday. Also of Vice
President Kamala Harris. She made her first on camera campaign event and she raped
in eighty one million dollars in the first twenty four hours, basically announcing that
she is seeking that Democratic nomination. This is following Biden's President Biden's decision to
drop out of the reelection big So not only does she bringing in that cash,
she's now secured enough deal gets to receive the official nomination. So we'll
see where that goes here. In Texas, Governor Greg Abbott threatening to heighten
security on the border after Fiden endorsed Kamala Harris's presidential run. So that's kind
of what's going on locally. And there is a new poll in which thirty
three percent of Americans say they believe they have an idea that could one day
make them wealthy. These are plans like a business idea, a blockbuster movie
script concept, or just a hot stock tip, they said, even if
it doesn't pan out, Nineteen percent of people have a feeling in their bones
that they will one day when big on the lottery. Men are more likely
to feel confident over this than women thirty nine percent of men versus twenty six
percent of women, and then twenty six percent of those who think they have
a big plan to they're going to come up with a game changing idea or
product that has never been done before. The girls talk about that as much
as we do. Every one of my friends has some dumb idea that they're
going to make a million dollars on do you guys sit around just on the
front of market. And it depends on the friend group, Like there are
some of my girlfriends like we need an idea, we need to get rich
plan right now, Like my podcast as I's trying to come up with those
ideas. Yeah, I've heard some of the fas. I don't know,
I've heard some of those ideas. Twisters was a huge hit at the box
office this weekend, and apparently it's a good movie, too, good enough
to make a list of the eleven best disaster movies of all time. This
is something we were talking about yesterday, like what is a disaster movie?
Well, listen, I haven't heard of a lot of these, but The
Towering Inferno was a film that came out in nineteen seventy four. It's number
one on this list. The Poseidon Adventure is number two, that came out
in nineteen seventy two. Okay, and then the Original Twister is number three,
So the Original Twister came out in ninety six, and then Boom.
Right after that you have the remake of twenty twenty four Twisters. Number four,
number five Armageddon. So we were wondering, is Titanic on there?
Is that a disaster movie? It's a disaster. Titanic is definitely a disaster,
but I don't think it qualifies as a disaster movie. The Poseidon Adventure.
The Poseidon Adventure is another shipwreck movie. So Hunger Games is a disaster
deep impact. I mean lots of things are disaster deep impact. Don't look
up the wave the day after tomorrow. This list, Shark Disaster, Sharpnado,
it is. That's a huge disaster, okay. Black Sabbage Legends,
Ozzy Osbourne and Tony Naomi have each unveiled and intriguing new product. Guys,
get ready to smell like metal. They are making cologne, the official coloring
book. So there's a coloring book that Ozzie's coming out with. Then Naomi
is offering up his second signature cologne. Yeah, was that other one defied
the other? The other idea? What is the other one? Smell it
metal on metal on metal, smells it the other one's metal on metal double
metal. Yeah, music blog page, go check that out? All right?
What do you gotta shows? Fell to the A's last night? Four
or nothing there now fifty twenty eight on the You're gonna play the A's again
tonight. Jake Bloss will be on the mount for the show is going up
against Oakland's Oswaldo Bido. First pitch is at eight forty and you can listen
to the game on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety that what's going
on in sports? Let's go, man, let's go. Oh. I'm
so excited about today's show. I hope you are as well. Tattooesday a
wet one. At that first phone call, Chili, can you open up
these fold lines for me please? Seven one three two one two five nine
four five? What do you want to talk about? Seven one three two
win two five nine four five The most interactive show on the radio starts writing
ninety four or five buzz he ohd live and we are often running four hours
of pain Rod Ryan Show. It's all a give us four hours to's spend
together every morning. But we'll make really really good use of our time today.
I got things packed into every single hour, of course. Welcome to
home room everyone, six oh seven morain, seventy percent chance of scattered thunderstorms
throughout the day, fifty percent chance of showers tonight. And keep it a
little cooler out there, highs at about eighty five, man, lots of
rain, lots of rain, and then they're already kind of you know,
throwing the flood word out there. There's potential for flooding out there and some
standing water. So just be careful. Okay, will you give yourself an
extra five minutes? Will you leave five minutes early? Probably not, but
here's me telling you, hey, maybe five minutes early today. Okay.
It could be a little nutty. These rec checks could be a little extended
today, Slow, medium, fast, Andrew, I mean, how many
how many alterations are we gonna make to this dude's name. He's going for
win number three today, fresh out of bed, head to head and challenge,
the eye prevail hailstorm tickets You kidding me, Hollywood, and dead on
that bill. What a great concert. August is packed, my friends.
So the winner of the game will win those great tickets. Fresh out of
bad head to head coming up after the break, we'll play. We'll start
getting people signed up, or we'll start getting you into play slow fast Andrew
at around eight twenty or six twenty Cole Whatzel Woodlands Saturday night had checked out
one tickets yesterday. She sounded like she should be in the front row.
I don't think I have front row tickets, but I do have some great
tickets for you to go see Cole Wetzel this Saturday at the Woodlands Pavilion.
The fun Fact Flashback six thirty five. We'll get into that bush. Jerry
Cantrell, non retired Candlebox September fifth, seventy one to three music call,
We got tickets for you at seven to twenty and then Alex, I feel
like we haven't really leaned into the suburb of summer Sissler song at all.
Oh yeah, play wait, but I mean even but sometimes we'll play music
talking about the tournamentow, oh, thank you sell Federal credit Union. I
asked him for six grand. They said, okay, here's your sixth grand.
Fourth summer in a row, the suburb of Summer Sizzler. We play
at a twenty uh Pamela from Spring is going to take on Jessica from Parland
WL. I can't wait to play, man, We're gonna play at a
twenty game one. See what's all See what it's all about, man,
See what it's all about. It's that time for the first phone call of
the day. Yeah, let's talk to Dougie. Dougie, goodbody, doug
Hey, doug Man, good morning to you. How are you just driving
lift right now? Raining? No, it's actually clear right now, just
cloudy, okay. And where are you driving? I just turned on the
West Shimmer from the boat Way. My man, my man, okay.
So I'm assuming you're heading into work. I'm doing a lift. So I
got a passenger right now. Oh you're lifting? Okay? Yeah, calling
with a passenger, that's tie it. I like that. Yeah, yeah,
I have a passenger in here. When was the last time that you
picked up a singular person and they just got in and sat right in the
front seat right next to you. About a week ago. Okay, so
it's not happening that often. Yeah, most of them go for the back.
That's insane. Somebody just gets in the front seat. I've never seen.
I mean now, at the beginning, I felt weird, like ride
share was a weird thing in the very begining because I don't know this person.
I'm just gonna get in their car, so I think I have to
sit in the front. But then after a why okay, I'm in the
backseat, Doug, all right, are you feeling the squeeze is alto doing
anything to your business? Do you feel like less people are calling you on
Lift? Not really? Lift has been actually quite busy, like for to
July was like twenty two dollars Sertae. Yeah, do you do lift in
uh uber? I get more bonuses out of lift? So are you exclusive
to them? Yes? Seven years? No kidding? All right? It
is that a side gig for you or your main gig? Just something I
do on the side for it now until I find at a restaurant. I'm
a chef, all right, bro, yes, chef chef? Has I
need hands corner? What's your favorite thing to cook? I just I'm actually
a brand new style pizza it's called smoked pizza, so we use like the
Pellett grills the triggers to cook it. Don't get me started on that.
It's too early to be thinking about pizza. All right, listen, Doug,
be safe out there. It's wild. He's calling the radio station.
He's got somebody in the car that you got to listen to our Ryan show.
Are we got speaker in the car, Doug. No, but I
can't put you on speaker. Well, I mean just keep us on after
this. You need to ask your passenger if that's cool. No, just
put us on, all right, put us on speaker, alright, God
speaker? Yes, good morning? Hey you in the back seat. What's
your name? Hi? Good morning, My name is Kayla. Cayla.
Where are you going so early that you needed a lift? Well? I
will over night, so I'm on my way back home, all right?
Cool? Do you take a lift every day home from work? No?
Usually, I have a car from my mom's a car right now, gotcha?
All right? What do you do for a living right now? Working
security as a security officer, and I also work from home as a customer
service representative. So awesome, All nice, Cayla. Double duty listen.
I've enjoyed talking to both of you. Man, both of you get home
safe, all right? Thank you done forgetting that call started. On the
flip got a wreck check for you. Will find out what's trending, and
then we'll get set up for the game. It does rock and all tearing
very soon. The rod Ryan Morning Show ninety four or five the bus,
Good Morning rod Ryan's Show. Am. I supposed to think that was Paris
Hilton talking? Is that Paris Hilton? This is was it ai Paris Hilton?
That's not hers? He has like eighteen different voices. Dude, she
code switches. Ooh, it's unbelievable. Hey, good morning rod Ryan Show.
Tat Tuesday, seventy percent chance of scattered thunderstorms throughout the day. Hive
about eighty five Opening day? What's happened to be called Opening Day? Two?
What do you mean? It's opening day for the suburb of Summer Sister.
I guess you could call it that. You should call it that.
I will call it that, Pappy, Opening Day the suburb of Summer Sissler.
Today at A twenty Tessa, what's trending? The Texans are back at
training camp and people all the fans are waiting outside. Yesterday they had a
running back signed. Was it Cam Akers? Yeah? Okay, so little
Texans news circulating around the city signing him, and people very excited to watch
the Texans in action because it just means if they're practicing, that means they've
got a game soon. If they've got a game soon, and that means
there's football on television very soon. So that's trending. And then everyone's trying
to guess who the lady Deadpool in the upcoming Deadpool Wooverine movie is. They're
like, Okay, is it Ryan Reynolds's wife, Lake Lively. He's like,
no, we can't afford her. They're like, is it Taylor Swift.
He's like, no, I'm her friend. I'm telling you it's not
her, So I don't know. She was at the premiere. She was
at the premiere, So yeah, that's a little Hollywood movie drama rumors circulating.
And then Aubrey Plaza attended the w NBA All Star Weekend. Aubrey Plaza
was in Parks and Recreation. She tore her knee. She was playing a
game of Knockout and she tore her acl The star that you like Cameron Brink.
She was like, look, hotgirls have bad knees because she had heard
me earlier in the season just because you said her name. And then the
story before Aubrey Plaza would be an awesome female deadpool. You see. I
mean, her weird quirkiness could go toe to toe with somebody like Ryan Reynolds.
But she's got to have blood hair because trailer did you definitely die here,
Madonna, you can die here. That's what's trending. I met good
morning everybody that's a slow, medium fast stand her no one pump jump for
me. I am your fresh out of bed head to head two day champion,
Yo, Tessa, make that two shirt of man large. Join me
on tap Tuesday as I make it where number three bitious seven one, three
four five If you think you can beat them the right Ryan Show celebrating twenty
years ninety four or five of us, thank you this pardon me, Rod
Ryan Show. Welcome in homeroom. Hope you're off to a great start to
your day. We got rainy days every day this week. Seventy percent chance
I'm scattered thunderstorms, highs up around eighty five, Alex said, Happy opening
Day. Caught me off guard, and then I said, oh, suburb
Summer Sizzler, opening day of this the Sizzler. We're gonna let Spring sizzle
against Parland today at eight twenty. Those are the first two suburbs up for
the single elimination tournament. Show. Federal Credit Union given US six thousand dollars.
Man, I cannot wait to play this game. Uh. Eight twenty
is when we will play the game. Cool Wetzel tickets coming your way on
the fun Fact flashback and some great tickets here and now each time for the
fresh out of bed head to head Challenge. Listeners to your corners. Mm
hmm, it is slow, medium fast. Andrew, good morning, Hey,
what's going on? What's up dude? I mean those are the three
gears. I don't know. I don't think we can add to your name,
but let's see if you can win today. You're going for three,
yes, sir. And I heard of rumor that every player gets twentieth anniversary
tickets right now? Who said that? Teresa was telling everybody that. Hmmm,
she said that, would you send me an audio? Wow? I
think you're hearing what you want to hear. If you get into, if
you get into the Hall of Fame. Maybe we'll talk. That's fair.
Game three. Come on, get your head right, Andrew, Andrew.
I have you been in the Hall? I have not, but this is
my time. How be fast? That's slow, got to be fast,
Daniel, Good morning, Good morning, Rod, welcome back to the game.
Did you play this year already? Yeah? About two months ago?
How'd you do? I think I lost on that one? Yeah? Well
I know you lost, But did you win any games? No? Okay,
well you know what I have to say about that, Dan, Daniel.
There you go, shout out your name when you think you know the
answer. Slow, Andrew and Daniel? What are they playing for a pair
of tickets to see I prevay on Hailstorm. That's a good concert ticket right
there? All right, boys, don't f it up. Here comes question
number one. You're shouting out your name when you think you know the answer.
Here we go. What country's capital is Bangkok? Andrew, Thailand?
Correct answer? Surprise, you haven't. Surprise you haven't driven your family there?
Oh you can't. I wish this guy drives everywhere. I know her.
Yeah, the dad like family, dad vacation. Andrew, do you
get like the stickers of the state when you get into the state and you
are you collecting all of them? Are you that guy? We do?
Actually, she has a map on the back of her car that we have
them. All. Okay, that's precious. Do you offhand? How many
of the what do we have? Fifty states? There are I want to
say six states that we have not visited yet? Not? Oh wow,
Yeah, that's how much driving this family does. And you're making him do
it to Tessa in a chick shirt? Why all over the country with a
chick shirt? All right, here we go. Next question, slow fast,
Andrew. That was kind of medium, Andrew. Right there, Daniel,
Slow bro, Daniel, Daniel, you find it. You got to
find another gear bro. Here we go. Next question, What does the
sun do in the east? And Andrew sets Daniel, what does the sun
do in the east? The thing taught me that. See who taught you
that sun may rise in the east but then it settles in a final location?
Who taught you that? Oh? Okay, Calisborne Andrew, Daniel for
the wind. What is the most common saying after someone sneezes? Daniel,
Andrew, bless you is sures, which sounded like cover your mouth. Daniel,
you had a chance there, Man, you had a chance. I'll
be I'll play a game. Why I do want you back? Daniel,
Thank you, thank you? Brow all right, Clo fast Andrew. I
don't know that we've I don't know that we've given you any real tough competition
yet. Oh that's okay. I don't need it. No, you do,
you do okay. Tickets though, Man, I prevail. Helstorm,
Those are yours? Hanging hell Storm come summer. Oh god, it's shutting
already. Ninety four or five. The buzz that Shine Down, And we
were talking a lot about shine Down yesterday as they are going to be a
part of the Rod Ryan Show twentieth anniversary party October twelfth at the Carbock Brewery.
We will be there partying almost all day, I guess open at around
three o'clock, but performing at the party. Brenton Zach who you just heard,
the singer and the guitar player from Shinedown. Though these are gonna be
all unplugged sets. Jacob nol now the lead singer of Sublime, his dad's
band, Jacob's coming in, Justin and Ryan from Blue October, Tyler,
Dave and Joe from Theory of a Dead Man and Scott from the Exies all
gonna be performing acoustic sets. There is no on sale, No tickets are
sold. The only way to get in is to win your way in.
So you've got to win passes from us. And I did hear yesterday that
everybody on the station is now giving away tickets all week. When are we
gonna get you in? At around nine ten today, we'll get you into
that party. And I'm hearing the I'm sure you guys are hearing it too.
It's like, hey, remember that one time I sent you a fun
fact and you used it? Yeah? What do you say? You know?
Is that worth some passes to the anniversary show? I did you A
solid me a solid dude. I met you once. It was fifteen years
ago, and I bought you a beer. Payback time because now I need
some tickets from fifteen beer I bought you. I haven't asked for anything in
fifteen years. I know you don't remember me, but some tickets will be
nice. I'm hearing from everyone now, and even my phone's blown up,
like my friends like, hey, dude, I heard about that party.
What's the chances of getting some tickets to that thing? So it's already the
hottest ticket in town. Nine ten. Today we will hook you up fresh
out of bed head to head challenge. Here's your current champion. Good morning,
everybody, slow fast. Andrew's still hanging in there, fresh out of
bed, head to head three day champion, nice and two victories away from
my first appearance in the Hall of Fame. Join me on Wednesday when I
make you win number four. Bitches, let's go. It's the fuck that
to the day we make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's
the FuG that to the day. Rod. Can I have a ticket?
Oh? Hell? Hi, Well, you've been on the show for twenty
years hall Yeah, but I bought you a beer fifteen years ago. He
did buy me a beer. You bought me several beers. The beer you
can come. I have you on the short list of people that I'm considering
to give tickets to. Sweet short list, Pretty sweet, Sweet. Here's
some fun facts for you today. The Guinness World record for the longest jump
by a guinea pig. Do you think guinea pigs can jump three feet?
I don't know six feet? The world record is one point five to seven
feet, a lot doubling their aptitude truffles. The guinea pig in England did
that in twenty twelve. He broke his own previous record of one point three
feet. Guinea pig very athletic big jumpers. Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan's mother
was an opium smuggler. His father was a spy. That is fun.
Say wow he was interesting. Uh. One final fun fact for you today.
Stella Artois the oldest logo in the world. It's been used since the
brewery was founded in Belgium in thirteen sixty six. Is that true? That's
neat Twinnings Twinning's Tea is the second oldest logo. Wow, there's gotta be
some record that the hell would know this because he comes from a musical family.
The Zilgin Symbol Company is one of the oldest companies in the world.
They were making those symbols in like Constantinople back in the day, but they
must have not used the logo. This is specifically about the logo that blows
my mind. It's the fuck that's of the day. Let's go, we
make you look smart the fu to the day. All right, tell me
about these tickets here? Okay, so these are the co Wetzel tickets.
He's playing Woodlands Saturday this Saturday, July twenty seven, So you need to
yeah, get in on this this week. Be ready, all right,
it's your fun fact. Why did an evangelical minister come up and invent graham
Crackers? What were his hopes in them doing or achieving? Why did he
come up with Graham crackers? Seven one three two one two five nine four
five. It's now time for rockout with your stock out with Captain Cash.
Captain Cash, you can't answer that. I know you were here yesterday.
I know you know that stick to the stick to the wall Street. How'd
we do you yesterday? Not a bad down Wall Street. It's a good
day to come back. Did I was up one hundred and twenty seven points
kick off this morning at forty thousand, four fifteen NASDAC up two hundred and
eighty to eighteen thousand and seven thens Mar ten year. Treasury is trading out
a four point two three percent and oil stands at seventy eight dollars twenty seven
cents barrel to the most actors, The Big Studs, Nike, Salesforce and
am Jen, the Big Duds, Verizon, Walt Disney and Chevron on the
economic calendar. This morning, we'll get numbers on existing home sales for June
right now. Futures, Hey, they're on the upside. Hang on to
This would be a pause opening right here on Wall Street. That's it.
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Young Finances ninety four five, The Buzz Welcome Back rod Ryan Show, Hit
it Your buck? All right? Who we got Armando? Armando? How
are you. I'm good. Welcome to the fun fact flash. Let's just
see if you're good or not. A minister his name was Sylvester Graham.
He invented Graham Crackers. Why uh was it for a sexual reason? Yeah?
To calm down, to calm down your genitals? Okay? Uh suppressing
you thought it was the grains in there would suppress your sex drive so that
you wouldn't touch yourself or others. Armando, you are the winner today.
What do you giving m Armando? You earned the pair of tickets to seek
wetzel within Civilian this Saturday. Congratulations, Oh smam, I'm excited. Yeah,
somebody should field test that next time you get, you know, feeling
a little excited to try gram crackers. See if it kills your bone.
Seventy percent chance of scattered thunderstorms today high of eighty five. Tessa has Houston's
headlines I do. Vice President Kamala Harris has enough delicate to receive the official
Democratic presidential nomination. Yesterday, she received a flurry of endorsements and secured over
nineteen hundred delegate endorsements. This news just came hours after she had held her
first on camera campaign event in Delaware, where she told crowds that she was
ready to take on Donald Trump. So that's what's going on theirs. It
was her first on camera situation. I believe she was also on speakerphone with
President Biden, who said leaving the race was the right thing to do.
So this was really the first time the country has heard from Biden since his
exit, and the first time since the first time Harry spoke publicly about the
twenty twenty four race. Did we all learn yesterday or maybe you, Tessa,
you just forgot that she dated Montel Williams back in the day. I
didn't know this, but I saw pictures of her on his arm at ten
events back in the y. There was there was a video circulating and it
was her and some guy who looked so familiar to me. And it's a
bald guy, tall black guy, and he's got her on his arm and
some other chick and they're like walking the red carpet and I'm like, who
is that? She is significantly younger. I'm thinking, who is this?
Who is this? And then when you said Montelle, I go, oh
my gosh, you forgot that. He was a big time talk show host
for a while. Montell Williams was a talk show host that I had forgotten
my mind had not my memory had not reserved that space for him. So
yeah, it was they dated. I guess that was all over the internet
yesterday. I saw Ian's walking a red carpet doesn't mean anything. But then
that people were asking, well is Montel giving his endorsement? Like, please,
don't go ask any of my exes for an endorsement okay of me on
anything? Right, So apparently he did come around and said, yeah,
she's the one. Okay, Okay, thank you Montel. Yeah, appreciate
you. How have you been man? Okay anyway. Delta Airlines says it
will take another couple of days to recover from a global computer outage that happened
on Friday. Have you had anyone affected by this? I have a couple
of I have a friend that is stranded in Atlanta. She's been there Delta
for days. Yeah, Delta is the one that I know. You turned
your back on Southwest, but Delta's getting slammed on this one. The airline
has canceled more than four thousand flights since Friday. The CEO said yesterday that
the company is working hard to get operations back to normal. But think about
all of the people who are still stranded somewhere. They're like, well,
you might be entitled to compensation, you know, if you have to get
a hotel or do something else. It's like, no, I'm not might
be entitled to compensation, Like you have derailed this whole thing for me.
You just got to get a rental car at this point, that's what I
think. You're like, you know what I think? Three days you just
stay there belongings. I am a nomad. Okay, let's talk about shopping
online. We've got a poll question on the ex Rod Ryan Show encouraging you
to take our poll question. But so we're asking how much time people spend
doing a little internet shopping. Yeah, so forty nine percent of our audience
says once a month, twenty three percent of our audience says once a week,
twenty four percent of our audience says several times a week, and just
three percent never shop online. So that's our little, you know, status
quo that we look at. But on the national average, Americans spend fifty
four hours every year online shopping. Now, it's supposed to save you time,
but it can also create endless rabbit holes of searching every option and comparing
every price when you have so many choices. Seventy seven percent of people consider
themselves savvy shoppers, and more people put an emphasis on an item's price and
its quality. People love talking about online shopping too. Around eighty percent love
sharing the deals they got with others. I do like sharing deals. Do
you use the reviews? No for shopping I have before I do. I
look at the reviews. That's like one of my primary things for purchasing some
I will say the people that thoroughly review stuff are angels on this earth,
Like they don't need to tell you how it worked it and they take the
extra time to let people know. So yeah, I do think people that
do the reviews are nice. Take our poll question about online shopping on the
X at Rod Ryan's show, Okay, did you ever get into I Know
what you did? Last summer? It was a nineteen ninety seven horror flick.
I horror movies are not my thing, but boy, there was just
a million of them all coming out at the same time. I'll say this,
all those movies had great soundtracks. This one right here L seven cover
of this think the Summer of Love. All those movies had great soundtracks back
in the day. I associate Jennifer Love Hewitt with I Know What you did
last summer, and that's really the only thing I can remember set where Freddy
Prince Junior became a bit pertably possibly, So there's going to be a reboot,
and it looks like the cast will include Camilla Mendez from Riverdale, Madeline
Cline from Outer Banks, and Jonah Howard King who played Prince Eric in the
live action Little Mermaid remake. But Jennifer Love you it and Freddie Prince Junior.
You mentioned they started in the original, Yes, and they are in
talks to return. So is it like not so much a reboot is it
more like a legacy sequel. I don't know, because when you have Scream,
Halloween, Exorcists, they always have a clause to the actor, like
Jamie Lee Curtis in the New Halloween. And it should be a continuation of
the series. And I still Know what you did last summer. Yeah,
they already had a sequel, so I feel like it's it's a legacy sequel,
So this one's look, I know what you've been doing every summer.
I didn't forget about we are social media now. Everyone literally knows what you
did last summer. I know what you've done every summer since the nineties.
There's a pretty sad announcement from legendary Guns and Roses guitarist Slash. Over the
weekend, he shared the news that his stepdaughter Lucy Blue Knight has died.
He Slash shouldn't give any details about her cause of death, but according to
the Medical Examiner's Office in LA she died at a private residence and there is
an topsy's scheduled. So Slashes canceled dates on his solo Serpent tour, but
is expected to be back on the road on Sunday, so Rip you can
go read up about that on the blog page on the music blog page.
And those are Houston said Lights taking Alex Sastro's out of the A's last night
four and not think they're now fifty two and twenty eight on the season.
They'll play the A's again tonight. Jake Bloss is gonna be unnounced against Oakland's
Oswaldo Beato. First pictures at eight forty and you can listen to that game
on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety. That is what's going on
in sports all right. Next hour, seven o'clock hour, I got tickets
for you Bush, Jerry Cantrell, Candlebox coming your way at seven twenty an
hour after that, the Summer Summer Sisler fires up today, Game one coming
today at eight twenty. Houston's rocking alternatives The rod Rast Morning Show six to
ten AM ninety four or five We Go ninety four five buzz, Good morning,
rod Ryan Show. Every day. Welcome to the seventh spot. If
you're carrying over from homeroom, thank you very much for just joining us.
Wakey, wakey, hands off those cupcakeys. Better be ready to party with
us. Man. Yesterday was the big announcement, the rod Ryan Show twentieth
anniversary party. I heard everyone talking about it here on the station all day.
So thanks to Jeremy, Teresa, Carol Lee. Carol Lee gave away
tickets last night. She's the maven seven to midnight, and I didn't know
how that was gonna go. Kind of flow of that buyer. I'm like,
hey, you know, we got this big party here. You want
to give you some tickets at night? He's like, already do this thing.
I'll think about it. I'll think about it. No, she was
very open to here. She's like, yeah, of course. The hottest
ticket in town right now is the twentieth anniversary party of this show. It's
not a celebration of me or the people that have been on this show.
It's a celebration of you for keeping this show alive for twenty years. Cannot
do it without you. If we didn't have listeners, they wouldn't keep us
around. There's a rating system that happens around here that we don't really get
into all that much. I kind of find it boring, all right.
I just assume that you guys think it's boring, so I don't really talk
about that kind of thing behind the scenes. But because the ratings, they're
all generated by you, you listening to the show. So you've kept this
show on for twenty years. So it's our chance to give back and have
a huge party. And we're gonna be at the car Bock Brewery on Saturday,
October twelfth. It's all ages. Somebody asked that yesterday, and I
don't think I mentioned that. But we have these amazing, I mean just
amazing unplugged performances from Shine Down, Sublime Blue, October. Theory of a
dead Man X's the Pissar is there's no I want to buy tickets to this
thing. Dude, I'll spend a lot of money on tickets. I got
this one sent to me. Well what about it? You know, like,
I'll spend all this money, I'll put it in the charity. Just
I gotta be in there. Can I be bought? Maybe? I don't
know. As we've gotten to that point, I'm not I'm not even I'm
not even entertaining those offers. But I did get Hey, Rod, I
email you all the time. You should give me a pair of tickets.
I was looking for the JK. There was no JK on there, Like
I send an emails or to the show, send me some tickets. Here?
Do you have to win your way into the show? Okay, so
everyone's got passes on the station. Listen all day to win your way in.
Doors are going to be open at three o'clock and we're gonna go and
we'll have music until about ten. I believe nine or ten. I think
everything's got to be shut down at ten, So it's just gonna be.
You just better be ready to party all day with us. That's it.
You just better be ready to party. All the details are on the world
famous rod Ryan Show page at thebuzz dot com. Our question today, because
tests is talking about nationally, they're talking about online shopping. Where does everybody
fall on this? What best describes you? Tessa? When online shopping?
Never? I know that's not an option. Once a month, once a
week, several times a week. What's the best thing that describes your online
shopping habits? Probably once a week? You think you only make one purchase
a week on average? No? No, no, no, that's like
one order, one order per week, but a bunch of things on that
order little, a bunch of little things I get my restocks for like little.
I don't know you can do it all on one trip online? Usually
okay, alex shopping, you have to buy something like I'll look at stuff.
I'm a sucker for any like ad. When you're scrolling it's like,
oh, hey check out this, giants bottle out of it. I'll go
look at it, but I don't buy it. I'll look at a bunch
of stuff and then popping up for you? How often do you make purchases
if you had to? On average? Are you buying it once? A
week, but it's usually like kind of what Tessa was saying with like Amazon,
like refill stuff, like yeah, I need to get k cups for
for breakfast and stuff. What's chill is he? Is he just sleeping shops?
Yeah, he's busy sleeping right, accepting packages. I don't think Chili
shops online once maybe once a month, is my guest on Chili. Ah,
Man, I'm addicted to shopping online. Brother. I don't know this
about you. I've known you the longest out of all of these people except
I mean your twin brother. But I don't know this about you. I
think you shop more than once a month online. Oh yeah, dude,
we have like what do you buy? What does yeah buy the car parks
or if I find like something cool like a gadget or something like that,
I'd be like, oh, that'll be cool. And manet, do you
know him to be a gadget guy? I know? Yeah, dude,
I buy like gun stuff too, you know? So oh yeah, sp
are you a once a week guy? Uh for the past month? Yeah
I have. Okay, I have. That's why we do. That's why
you do the question. Okay, our audience, there's there's four and a
half percent of our audience that never shops online. Those are the same guys
that told me Rod, I go into the store and I keep my car
at that pump because I don't put my credit card into a gas pump.
I go in and pay for the gas. Same guys. There's there's people
out there that live their lives like this. I can't imagine somebody not shopping
online. Forty four percent of our audience is a once a month shopper,
and then it's twenty seven percent once a week, twenty four percent several times
a week. I think I'm several times a week, several times a week,
I do, Yeah, what are you getting? I don't know.
I feel like if I had a kid, I'd like, Oh, the
kid needs this, they need this, they need that white linen. Night's
coming up. I gotta get my gotta get a kid white dress. Had
to order a couple this is the new thing. Had to order a couple
dresses, try them on. I'm becoming more of a sendback person because because
you can go to Staples, or you can go to Whole Foods and you
just you get a code and then boom, you take it there. Not
doing it so so easy. I'm becoming that guy. It's weird. So
she got three white dresses, did a little fashion show, which when you'll
like best, and then Boom had to figure out which one she was gonna
London was gonna wear for white men. Fit changes. It's weird to be
that. What's that she wanted to do? Outfit changes? No, my
kids that carry underwood. Okay, here she comes and here's the here's another
one about this look a street Look London's Eras Party, London's Airas tour for
not happening. All right, our pole question talking about shopping on the X
Today. Information about the twentieth anniversary party is online and on the flip of
this break Bush Jerry Cantrell Candlebox tickets Don't go Anywhere. Rock and Alternative to
The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM, The Buzz ninety four or
five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show. Welcome back. I've
got some great tickets for you coming up in just moments. We are an
hour away from what alex is called opening day the suburb Summer Sizzler Spring takes
on Paarland today at eight twenty and it's the start of the let the games
begin. My friends, it's not too late to sign up for the Suburbs
Summer, Sissler. If you're in Spring or Pariland, well then obviously people
beat you to it, So those two suburbs are now out. Pamela got
in from Spring, Jessica got in from Parland. Can't wait to hear them.
Seventy percent chance of scattered thunderstorms highs up about eighty five. Here's an
example of an email. Some of the emails that are coming in. We'll
play guess who this is. You know, Rod, I haven't kicked an
ice cube under the fridge in over a month now, maybe some twentieth anniversary
tickets should come my way. Here you go, friend on frend off Eli,
you think that because you didn't ruin your floors at your house kicking an
ice cube under the fridge, that I should reward you tickets. That's just
the sample of what's coming in here right now. All the twentieth anniversary show
information is at the buzz dot com. What's trending. There's a report that
says Mick Jagger turned down millions to write a memoir. Per Mick Jagger apparently
had twenty six million dollars offered to him to write a book, but he
is hard passing because he doesn't want to relive the pass. Now Keith Richards
has a book. I can't believe he hasn't written one already. Wow.
Okay, I spent eighteen months or more working with an editor. Is not
anything that Mick Jagger is interested in. That's according to the Insider. Okay.
Also, the Oscar Meyer wienermobile will need some work. It got into
a crash and Illinois on the food board page. Okay, everyone knows the
wienermobile right, twenty three foot iconic hot dog vehicle lost control on a highway.
It rolled over onto the side of a hun night. No one was
and no one was injured, which is great news. But you know the
kid driving it, those little Wiener representatives, those you know, yeah,
you know, the wider kids are stressing out right now. Luckily no one
was hurt. So that and then our tat Tuesday is the number one blog
page. The fact that we were doing a twentieth anniversary party. People are
still talking to that talking about that. People have reached out to me as
well, asking if I could get tickets. Yeah, and I said,
I don't know. I don't want you to think I can. I don't
want anyone to think I can. Hot ticket in town by far, because
you can't buy them, you have to win them. We're gonna give you
a chance on this show at nine to ten, and then everyone else throughout
the day, uh and evening. Well, we'll also have opportunities for you
to win tickets. Now, right now, we've got another ticket, which
I feel this is another one of these great shows. September fifth, it's
still Summer Bush, Jerry Cantrell and Candlebox. Candlebox not retiring going out on
tour. I guess the money was right. They're playing seven to one to
three Music Hall. It's an awesome triple bill. If you'd like to get
into that show via us seven one three, two two, five, nine
four five. Chilli, what if we take caller eighty seven? What do
you think about that? I think you're not gonna get a winner? All
right, we'll take caller ten. Hie seven one three two two, five,
nine four five. Chili has spoke call he ten. The rod Ryan
Show Co ninety four five, The Buzz Blurry rod Ryan Show celebrating twenty years
now in the great city of Houston here in Texas. Emails coming in for
tickets to the anniversary show. All the information is on links and guests.
This will not get you into the show. Listener, Alex, it's it's
gotta be something in the name, Dear Rod. I support all things Canada.
I love the maple leaf on the flag. I love maple syrup.
I love Canadian bacon. How about some twentieth anniversary tickets? How about new
Okay, how about Alex? If I say, email listener, Alex,
if I see you at the anniversary show, I'm gonna have you removed for
those comments. Okay, there you go. That's that's what I'm gonna do.
All right, I'm gonna go give away these tickets. Can everybody do
me a favor? Though, Chili, you're playing along too? Please?
Can everybody access their Amazon Yeah and your orders? Yeah? Okay, could
everybody go do that for me? Please? Seventy percent chance of scattered thunderstorms.
Hi, I'm about eighty five. You guys, do that. I'll
do this. Good morning, GOODMORI. Hi, who's this? This is
art Winston. Art Winston your caller number ten? What's up? Oh?
Right? So Bush Bush Jerry Cantrell, and then Candlebox was retired for two
days, and then Gabosco called him up and said, hey, we're putting
together a tory. Once you're on it. He said, yep, okay,
I'm in. Uh so camel Box unretired September fifth, seventy one,
three years A call Mamy, you're in all right? Thank you, sir.
Let me ask you Rod, Yes, sir, brother Rod, I've
been listening to you all for about I guess I'm one of them, twenty
twenty year person. Yes, I love that, dude, thank you,
thank you for all those years. I don't and I love all you guys.
I don't feel worthy. I love you. Don't feel worthy? Can
I can? I ask you what best describes you when online shopping? Do
you never shop online? Once a month, once a week, several times
a week. It's best for you. I'm one of them. I don't
do it at all. No online shopping at all, no at all.
Good show. I go into the grocery store. Oh, I would save
so much money. I would save so much money. Do you have an
Amazon account? I do? Yeah, I just you just don't. I
don't go I look at it Yeah, that's amazing. All right, all
right, have a great time at that shows. Man, thank you twenty
years bro, thank you, thank you doesn't sound enough, but man,
thank you all right, all right, you rule, you rule, all
right. So we're talking about online shopping today and we'll use Amazon. They're
the number one, the biggest thing. So that's why we're gonna play a
little game that I was just notified about. Uh, we're asking the audience
how often do you buy something online? Well, aren't we just heard from
and three point seven percent of our audience never shop online? How much more
money would we all have if we never shopped online? Oh, but I
wouldn't have that banana cutter in my drawer that I've never used. You know
what I mean, that banana I'm gonna make a move on that banana cutter
one of these days. Forty four percent of our audience wants a month,
twenty nine percent once a week, twenty two percent several times a week.
So I have been told that your rap name is lil in front of the
last thing you bought on Amazon. Please tell me about tamps. Please tell
me about little tamps. No, please, I've filled my cousin, my
cousin is a teacher and I fulfilled her Amazon order. So little Everything is
figure out Able neon. She needed a neon for her class. That was
on her wish list. Neon. What a neon like? Just a sign,
you know, a neon like what Alex had at his wedding. It
said the Middletons neon. So you're a little neon. Little everything is figured
outable neon, your little neonye. Okay, that's your rep name. Okay,
what's the last thing you bought Alex based off of my Amazon? It's
plange inserts for a breast pump. Little breast, dude, your little breast.
No, you're a little breast, your little breast pump for sure.
A little pump, little pump. God. Hey, hey, hey,
gadgeteer. Chili's a gadget guy. We learned that today, and we learned
that he shops about once a week online. So can I be big breast
pump, little breast pump. Yeah, you guys are a little breast.
You guys are the ones to the right side, once for the left,
Oh twins, white little breast pump. What's the last thing you bought on
Amazon? New Tree costs and also tall caps sos. Okay, so is
that like a supplement, Yes, little supplement, little sup, little sup,
little sub, little sup. I like that, Yeah, a little
sup. We'll soup. I bought Tubworks super Goo bath tub, little tub
tubs, little tubby. Listen. I was called tubby as a child.
It's very hurtful. Hey, hey, if fits it's it's just as bad
as the husky jeans that I wore, the tough skins. They made jeans
for fat kids like me, and they were called huskies. I would wear
huskies. I were the rustic ones from Kmart. Were those for chubby guys.
I don't know. They were cheap. So that's exact. When you
come to the US, they just hate you some when you wear it.
Let's see, I would be I'd be little tub or, I'd be a
little super goo, little slime, little bat slim. One of the Men's
fifty plus Healthy Aging multi vitamin Little fifty, little fifty, little old balls,
little fifty. That's your name, little battery tender. Oh in little
white dress, little white dress. I ordered three white dresses for my kid.
Little white dress. So yeah, wait, a little breast milk picture,
dude, your little breast pump. All of my little label maker.
Baby. You bought a label maker for the teacher, little label maker,
A little dry race marker, little dry race, a little dry These are
good. I bought a baby book. I could be a little Brenda as
a sheep. Wait a minute, you have the baby. You got his
kid. You have to continue reading books now. I read the books to
the baby. Oh okay, I thought these were about like understand yet she
went one day, It's to be great and I'll have the voices down.
That's awesome practice all right. Last thing you bought on Amazon a little before
it? That is your rap name. The Right Right Show celebrating twenty years,
ninety four five, The Bus What ninety four five, The Buzz,
Good Morning, rod Ryan Show Cap Tuesday. One link today if you got
some catching up to do. Tessa had six picks yesterday, You had your
six picks went up. Those did very very well, and then they caught
it like a huge surge after the show yesterday. So Chili must have posted
something online about them, so you catch up. Have you missed anything yesterday?
Obviously all the information about the rod Ryan Show twenty fo anniversary party is
online. Information about the suburb Summer Sizzler, which starts today. Spring takes
on Paarland today at eight twenty and it's the start of what it's about,
a thirty day tournament. I mean, I guess you could figure it out
on the brackets. You just kind of look at it. But the brackets
are up online and it's the It's game one. It's game one Spring Pamela
Jessica in Paarland going head to head single elimination tournament. Tune in, man,
it's must listen to radio. What else are younna do? It's gonna
be raining all day today, seventy percent chances scattered thunderstorms hive about eighty five,
So smashing Pumpkins are playing. I look over at Alex and I say,
Hey, do you have that dog fart? Do you have that dog
fart? I do? And You're like, yeah, Rod, I've got
it ready to go. Is this now? Listen? It's twenty years.
We're running around Braggon. We've been on the air for twenty years. Okay,
a dog may have broken a record for the world's longest fart. Now
has this show matured at all in the twenty years? If audio is available
of a eighteen second long dog fart. Would we go high and just say
if you want to go check something like that out. I'm sure maybe there's
one or two of you you could just go online and check that out.
Or would I just share that with everyone? I think part of the reason
this show is on for twenty years is because the people know that we will
play that, we will go there. They're like, hey, you know
who, Ruler wouldn't play this? Rod will like they've kind of matured,
Yeah a little bit, and Rod, we're doing dog farts all right.
This isn't a canned bit. This is real radio. You're listening here.
I would be so unbelievably proud if this was Voodoo my dog. I have
a video that's going around right now that this dog let out an impressive eighteen
second long fart that was impressied, and this show still goes there. You're
telling me that this show still goes This is a record, a world record
in that, like we have to for the world. Brace yourselves, kids,
here comes eighteen seconds of fart. It's already long, and that's the
way you listen to this show. Doesn't the dog eat? What didn't it
eat? Twenty years. There's no way that this has been on for twenty
years. That's headlining Three things you must see today The Rod Ryan Morning Show,
SI the Bus, Why here we Go? Seventy four fun buzz Red
Hot Chili Cummers did I can't wait? Man? The Suburb Summer Sizzler Opening
Day Game one Spring Pairland playing at eight twenty this morning. Not too late
for you to sign up. I guess it is if you're in Spring or
Pairland, but every other suburb is available to get in on the Sizzler sponsored
by shelf Federal Credit Union. Seventy per cent chances of scatter at thunderstorms.
What the hell man rain all week? Yeah, it's looking like it.
Uh. Tessa has Houston's headlines, I do. The Secret Service Director is
being asked to resign by top lawmakers. If you didn't know, Secret Service
Director Kimberly Cheatle testified before the House Oversight Committee yesterday and basically both sides of
the aisles took turns grilling her over security lapses. That was the big difference
here. Normally, when somebody's getting grilled, then you know you got all
these people peacocking, and you know they all trying to get their airtime and
they want the sound bite. Both sides to the isle. They don't agree
on much, right, A lot of times when somebod's getting grilled, one
side of the aisle is your ally, and the other side is obviously trying
to you know, get the SoundBite and to try to really grill you.
Both sides were really ripping into this check. There was a rare joint letter
calling on her to resign for failing to protect Donald Trump from an assassination attempt.
So that's what's going on. There were articles of impeachment introduced on the
floor of the House last night, and we'll keep monitoring that story. There
were some pretty compelling quotes taken from that, like people telling her she was
full of s it was it was wild. Yeah, one chick swore I
heard that it was wild. It was a South Carolina Republican Nancy Mace.
Okay, let's talk about Vice President Kamala's Harris campaign, brand new campaign.
It rianked in eighty one million dollars in the first twenty four hours of her
announcing that she will be seeking the Democratic nomination for president following President Biden's decision
to drop his reelection. So not only is she bringing in the cash,
she has now secured enough delegates to receive the official nomination. Meanwhile, here
in Texas, Governor Greg Abbott threatening to heighten security at the border. After
Biden gave Harris that endorsement for the presidential run, he went to x and
said, I think I will need to triple the border wall, razor wire
barriers and National Guard on the border. Three years ago, Biden tasked Harris
to work with Mexico and other countries to tackle the border challenge. About three
point seven million immigrants have entered the country illegally under Bret Biden's presidency. So
these are stats we're getting here. Okay, let's talk about Americans, because
they're frustrated with where they are financially, but apparently a big chunk of the
country has a plan for that. In a new poll, one in three
Americans, thirty three percent say they believe they have an idea that could one
day make them wealthy, Like they think they have a lucrative business idea.
Maybe they have a blockbuster movie script concept or a hot stock tip. And
then they say, even if that pan out, ninety percent of Americans feel
it in their bones that they are going to one day win the lottery.
Big. I really people think they're going to strike it rich one day.
I get the whole thing. That's the fun to play in everything. Does
anybody really think they're gonna win? People say they fill it in their bones.
Nineteen percent. Men are more likely than women feel confident thirty nine percent
of women thirty nine percent of men versus twenty six percent of women. Right,
Okay, but I asked you earlier today because guys sit around and talk
about that. All of my friends have this idea, and they'll come to
me, like, you know, they know I got a couple of bucks
saved up, Like dude, you want to know I don't want to invest
in that. Yeah, No, that's dumb. I somebody would if it
was good, somebody would have already had it by now. I feel like
rent the Runway is an idea that me and my girlfriends used to talk about.
Like rent the Runway is basically, you pay a monthly subscription and then
you just borrow, like you rent the clothes or dresses that you want.
You get five items per month, and then when you're done with those,
you send them back. It's like a rotating. Yeah, and it's something
that I use. But I swear to me, my girlfriend used to talk
about that you came up with it, but yeah, like I think,
like I'm the creator of Rent the Runway. But there are people that think
about things and then there are people that just go out and do them.
Right. You should have made a move on the fork fan years ago.
I was gonna hook up a fan to a fork and it would like cool
off your food. That's good? Is a fork fan? Is it a
thing? Now? I should have made a move on that. Damn it
Is that an invention now? Well? And then I also came up with
the windshield in your prescription so that I wouldn't have to drive with glasses.
Ah, but I thought that was a little too specific, A negative point
two five windshield please, because then you guys would have to wear corrective lenses
in my car, right car, right to compensate for my prescription. But
we could buy them from you. You'd be super rich. Okay. Twisters
was a huge hit at the box office this weekend, and apparently it's a
good movie, too good enough to make a list of the eleven best disaster
movies of all time. We have a blog page for all of these,
but The Towering Inferno, the Poseidon Adventure, those are movies from the seventies
that are one and two. Twister the original ninety six is number three,
and then Twisters twenty twenty four is number four, followed by Armageddon, Deep
Impact, Don't Look Up, and The Wave. Okay, you guys ready
to smell like metal? Black Sabbath Legends, Ozzy Osward and Tommy Iomi have
each unveiled an intriguing new product. We'll start with Ozzy. He's a subject
of an official coloring book and Iomi is offering up his second signature cologne.
He's really devil worshiping druggies. Back in the day, that was the word.
That was the word about. You know, Black Sabbath. Well,
the Mega, the Mega coloring book is seventy two pages of line art for
anyone that's into coloring. And then the cologne, Alex, you're asking what
it smells like? Notes of saffron, cinnamon, apple, rose, leather,
petuli, moss, and musk metal metal. Those are Houston headlines Metal,
Alex. When I look at you, I don't want to smell metal
or patchuli. What about metal? Is what about patchuli is metal. How
about to smell You wouldn't get it. I look at you. I want
to smell like a baseball mit leather, leathery. You gonna smell oil,
sticky substance on his hand, Smell like a soccer ball, sun blocks,
stinky soccer socker. Though I want to go. You said leather, We're
sticking with leather. But bracker Jackson leather cleat. Please don't call me a
cracker at Those started the A's last night, four to nothing, now fifty
two and forty eight on the season. They'll play the A's again this evening.
It'll be rookie Jake Bloss on the mountain for the show is going up
against Oakland's Oswaldo Beida, who sounds like one of those minions from Despicable Me
as Alabido. Uh first pitchure at eight forty you've intened the game on our
sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety. That is what's going on in Sports
Houston's Rock Houston's Alternative and The Rod Ryan Morning Show shot ninety four or five,
The Buzz three days Grace just like you, Rod Ryan's Show on a
Tattooesday eight O seven happy opening day. I must be talking about the suburb
Summer Sizzler. I'm gonna talk about that coming up in just a second.
Seventy percent chances of scattered thunderstorms today, I have about eighty five. Someone
was asking Rob Lots to talk about your twentieth anniversary party, but no tickets.
Well, of course I'm going to give away tickets. We're talking about
it because it was just announced yesterday. Nine ten is when you will win
your way in, and that's the only way you can get into the Rob
Ryan Show twentieth Anniversary Party on October twelfth at the Carbot Brewery, Shine Down,
Sublime Blue October, Theory of a Dead Man xis performing acoustic sets.
Okay, members of each band coming into town to hang out with us.
It is really a star party and it is the hottest ticket in town right
now. When your way in at nine ten. Jeremy Teresa Carrelle will also
have tickets throughout the day. All right, stp live tickets. I know
the show today, But getting back to the suburb Summer Sizzler now in our
fourth summer Thank you Shell Federal Credit Union poning up six thousand dollars. Game
one is already set. I'll wait till after the game for Chile to take
and knock out the next two suburbs. But Spring and Paarland done. That's
it. That's who's playing in game one. Pamela from Spring and Jessica from
Pearland sing it kill it all right. A quick Google search of Houston suburbs
and this website put them in the best Houston SUBURBSKA. What's the best Houston
suburb? Beston Katie the side, the best side Katie Paarland Pairland rocks.
According to uh Wayne Bridge, League City a leak city, the urban sophistication
meaning the coastal simplicity. League City. Things to do embrace the winds in
the water out there in clear Lake, all right. League City came in
at number one. Pair came in at two. Okay, yeah, it's
growing, mosaic and serene. Things to do in Parland the Paarland Town Center.
Kingwood comes in at three. Things to do in Kingwood, Swing,
thank you. Montgomery comes in fourth, Katie and fifth Taskasita Roe Sharon.
What to do in Roe? Sharon? Yeah? What are you doing?
Sharon? Did Joe bout of airplanes? There? Oh? That's three Skydie
Skydies is Montgomery that's like the Woodlands and Conroe? Yeah? Or is that
something different? Okay? Yeah, Montgomery County nestled by the beautiful Lake Conroe.
Yes. Love, my friend just moved out there. I can't wait.
She's a Conroe girl. Now. Lakeside Paradise. Uh a Taskasita at
six, Roe, Charon at seven, Galveston and at eight. I wonder
if we got people from Galveston playing in this year's Suburb Summer Sizzler. I'm
talking about it because those are suburbs. Okay, Now I realize there are
sub suburbs of suburbs, and Montgomery's huge, so there's different suburbs there.
I know for sure. If you haven't applied yet for the Suburb Summer Sissler,
you're crazy. You're absolutely nuts, Okay, Loco, You sign up
on the world famous Rod Ryan Show page at the buzz dot com. Game
number one comes up after the break, single elimination bracket style tournament Final four.
Everybody gets two hundred and fifty dollars. If you make it that far,
you win the whole damn thing. You win five thousand dollars from Shell
Federal Credit Union. Man, we play the game and we'll get set up
for the game coming up. Houston's Rock, Houston'sative, and The Rod Ryan
Morning Show. That's Paris Hilton. That's totally her Paris. I mean,
I'm led to they said they were Paris Hilton. That's Paris Hilton. Filton,
Paris through a Filton, Paris through a Filton Hilton. The audience Hilton,
Good Morning ninety four or five, The Buzz Rod Ryan Show, tattooesday.
Ooh, we got our people ready to go. Alex is moving around
something. We are ready, man. Game number one of the suburb Sumer
Summer Sizzler is coming up. Along with that a seventy percent chance of scattered
thunderstorm throughout the day. It's gonna keep it a little cooler. Highs today
of about eighty five. Okay, before we sizzle or before we meet our
sizzlers, what's trending? Do you know who Saberena Carpenter is? Yes?
Boy, it sounds like a name I should know, Espress. So yeah,
she has a couple of little hits apparently. Okay, so her little
tour tickets went on sale and apparently they're harder to get than Taylor Swift right
now, like everyone is saying that it's a nightmare. It's trending on the
X right now. Yeah. I it's some guy telling me that she's like
the biggest artist in the world right now. I said, Wow, bigger
than Taylor. I don't know about that, but maybe super not yet,
definitely not yet. I know who she is, like a p yeah,
a big pop tart and she yeah, she's a least okay, Serena Carpenter.
Very much trending right now for us. It's you're looking at girls wog
page. You have Jesse James Decker to me, Monica, Sharon Christina,
they're all doing well. Monica Winskey, Monica Lewinsky. She's hot. She's
hot. Yeah, she's hot. She's hot, Yes she is. It's
a birthday today, go check it out. Okay, happy birthday. And
apparently apparently someone saw a while back, I guess I can tell you,
guys, I recorded an episode of Bar Rescue. Bar Rescue was in the
Kingwood area and the episode aired last night. I don't have a ton of
details on it, guys. I'm not as involved in the production process as
you would think. You went there for like some swinger session and then you
just hopped into a bar and Jake Taffer was there. That's not Kingwood.
I went with Derek. I went with Derek and we were on an episode
to a barrow in Kingwood. So I know I'll find the details. I'll
tweet them out for you guys, because people are asking me and I'm like,
oh, that was last night, that's what trending. I'm ninety four
five to bus. Let's see who we have sizzling today looking for Pamela.
Good morning, Hi, Pamela, how are you. I'm well, welcome
to the suburb. Summer Sissler. You're representing Spring. No one else can
from Spring can play now. So that's pressure, isn't it. Yeah?
Can you imagine if there's somebody super awesome. I can't imagine anybody being better
than you, But can you imagine there's Summer from Spring and you come in
here and you stink the place off, and they're like, that's who's representing
us in Spring. That's the pressure that I think everybody has. Representing an
entire Spring is a massive, massive suburb. Good luck to you, Pamela.
I appreciate you applying and getting in you gotta take on Jessica this morning.
Jessicakay, we just saw whatever That one list was Paarland, one of
the best suburbs of Houston, and you're representing again a growing, huge suburb.
That's it. You are ready. The whole suburbs wiped out because of
you. You're representing. Let's go whoa. Okay, guys, I'm gonna
give you two and a half minutes to get your mind right. We're going
to come back and we're going to play the game. All right. What
I'm gonna do is play a song that is played all the time. On
ninety four to five The Buzz, Alex is gonna play the clip. You're
gonna shout out your name. We're gonna stop the clip, and you're gonna
have to tell me the name of the band and the name of the song.
Get it right, you advance in the tournament. Get it wrong,
the person that did nothing advances in the tournament. All right, that's how
it works, single elimination. You got two and a half minutes to think
about your play. Sit tight, Let's take a moment to jump in the
pool. Anna Ryan Show on NUS ninety four five The Buzz Linklin eighty two
is first dach Rat Ryan Show. Getting ready to sizzle on a rainy,
rainy Tattuesday. Rain all week here Heston in most of the suburbs gona be
getting some ray. All the suburbs are gonna getting some rain at some point
this week. We have a seventy percent chance of scatter with thunderstorms today.
Hius over around eighty five. Four years ago, fourscore and four years ago,
I went to Shell Federal Credit Union and they said, I got an
idea. I got a game I want to play, and I would like
you to pay for all of it. Expecting to get kicked out of their
office, Shell Federal Credit Union said tell me more. I said, I
need six grand. They said, what's the name of your little silly game.
I said, the Suburbs Summer Sizzler. And they said, well,
how do you play? I said, well, it's gonna be based on
music that we play on the buzz. We're gonna get people from different suburbs
to take on one another single elimination brackets, think about Final four, think
about like March Madness and all of that. But during the summer, Shell
said six grand. Boom, take it run with it one year, came
back the second year. They said, we're in third year, We're in
fourth year. I'm like, okay, I'm pushing it. Guys. Can
I have some more money? Yes, we love the suburb Summer Sizzler.
So for a fourth year show Federal Credit Union ponying up six thousand dollars so
that we can play this now summer staple called the suburb Summer Sizzler. I
got pair Land on the phone, Jessica. Yes, I'm ready, you're
ready now. I have talked to people over the years and they've practiced,
meaning listening to the buzz, listening to songs, seeing how quickly they can
identify it. Did you have did you have practice sessions? Oh? I've
been ready. I was born ready. Yeah. Some people just say listen
Rod, I've been listening to the buzz my whole life and they know this
stuff. Pamela, what about you? Have you been practicing at all?
Or you just you just hear just to kind of show us how great you
are naturally? Yes, yeah, I'm just like hear a song and try
to gets it right away. Gotcha? Okay, Well that's what Alex is
going to do for you. He's going to load something in now. It's
music that we play for equately here on ninety four five the buzz. What
you're doing is you're shouting out your name. Am I doing this right?
You shout out your name when you get you're on, You're on, okay.
You shout out your name when you think you can answer the song title
and the name of the band. You need both things to be locked in.
I got it. That was Jessica. Pamela. Are you ready?
Yes, I am okay. Here we go Spring pair Land. I'm telling
you they are listening right now because they want to know who they have sent
as their representative. Guys are going to play that song clip. Shout out
your name as soon as you think you know it. Here we go,
Pamela, Jessica, good luck, Pamela, Pamela, yourl jam three two
one. No, I know you know it now. I know you know
it now. Damn it, Pamela. We gotta say goodbye. So close,
Oh you were so close. She even got a little extra time there.
Hey, uh, Jessica, you're advancing, you're fancy. Hey you're
allowed a couple of those. I mean, this is how I sometimes this
is a long tournament, So I'm not worried. I'm not worried about you.
You're allowed several of those. I think I've seen people do that two
three times in the tournament, and then you have a shine at some point,
Jessica, you're passing. Uh Paarland is still in the suburb of Summer
Sissler. Congratulations that show, Pamela. I knew she knew it. Did
you know the song? Jessica? Yes, I was like one of you
right after her, but I didn't know if I could shout it out right
after it. Yeah, the band and the song title. That's gonna be
clutch on this. Okay, we're gonna play every morning at A twenty.
Now, mam Anchili, the bracket master, the what appen? And that's
his name, bracket master over there? Who's playing tomorrow? Tomorrow? We
got a leave Steve from a leave. Yeah, actually Stephen from a leave
versus Camille from c Brook. That's l Brackette O to you. Yeah,
respect on El Bracco t o all right, dude, Yeah, put some
respect. So you've looked at the list, you've seen who's applied. Are
you getting everybody that you need? Are you getting Galveston are we getting get
out and shoot? Are we getting a task Asita? Rocharon? I haven't
gotten Rocheron Galveston cut and shoot. I haven't gotten Laport. That's off the
top of my head. I mean, dude, what about Deer Park.
I've gotten like one park, I've gotten Galina Park. I haven't gotten any
passl get down, Dina. Come on, I mean, you know South
Houston, you know Laport, man, you name it. I haven't gotten
a lot of them, man, But what is it all? Katie?
Yeah, we got half a Katie that signed up to play. Yeah,
just about all right. Well, all we know is Pairwind Advances and then
again the Suburbs that are playing tomorrow at a twenty a Leaf and Seabrook.
It's gonna be a great matchup. I'm sure of it. I'm sure of
it. I'm here for the Suburbs summer sizzler all summer long. Maybe thank
you. Sell Federal Credit Union in ninety four to five to Garden stp in
Town with Live and Soul Asylum August twenty second. My number two now,
oh it's been bounced down to number three. Sorry, my number three show
that I'm looking forward to, of course, the rod Ryan Show twentyeth anniversary
party, which is a hell of a concert experience. That's my number one
olympus. Get a two stp in at three now as far as my excitement
level. August twenty second, Woodland's Pavilion, we'll have tickets for you on
know the show well. Jessica a great job representing Pearland even though she won
kind of by default. That's how the game. There's gonna be many of
those. There's gonna be many of those that happened during the Suburb Summer Sissler.
Tomorrow Wednesday, we have Stephen from a Leaf take it on, Camille
from Seabrook, the girls coming on very strong early on here in the early
rounds of the Suburb Summer Siszler. We're gonna play every day every day that
we're on, every weekday. It's about a thirty thirty some day tournament.
Okay, can we do a little postgame because I want to know your thoughts
on this game that was displayed, Like you said, that'll happen when you
literally don't have to do anything. Well, that can't be your that can't
be your your game plan to not say anything like the first round of the
tournament. You expect this to happen maybe what two or three times? Yeah?
Someone, Okay, I think it's gonna happen two more times. And
you're talking about the first round of the brackets. Yeah, before we start
working our way to returning champions. Yes, it'll happen three more times.
It'll happen three more times. While because because you're practicing, you're you're hyped
up, you're ready to go. You know that damn song. She knew
it the second you were done. After the buzzer she it like came to
her, Yeah, buzzer and then she said, Jeremy, buzzer, Jeremy.
It was that quick she knew it. And that's how your brain has
to work. And the pisser is you need the song title and the band
and you can't. I will not hear and I don't want to hear from
one of you. Oh that was easy. Really, it's not. It's
not easy. Put up or shut up because you had on the air.
Having one is easy. Having either song or or artists is easy, but
both is. I think that's really hard. And we're just sitting around chit
chatting on the radio. Every day you're on the phone, you're on the
radio, and then I hype it up. How many people live and how
many people live in Periland, six hundred thousand people? For them you're playing
for However, many people live in Pearland. You're playing for all of them.
And he's gonna do that every time. Yeah, we should we should
go get the we should get the populations of all the suburbs of tomorrow.
You mean to tell me out of one hundred and twenty five thousand people in
a leave you sent me this guy, it'll be like that moving forward.
Okay, it'll be like that for sure. Uh. This I wanted to
bring up because this is something It's a classic example of how I have explained
social media and the Internet to some people before the Internet. If I had
the biggest mic in town, I did. I had the biggest microphone in
town. And I'm not even talking about my penis. I'm talking about the
actual microphone that I'm talking to. So you're on the rate and you know,
you're saying things, and you're talking to a large, large amount of
people. And thank you guys. According to what we've been doing this year,
this being the most popular morning show in the city. Thank you guys
very much for that. But the playing field was leveled with the Internet,
and it gave somebody sitting at their house a bigger microphone than me, which
isn't hard. This is an example of what I'm talking about. Something happened
with the restaurant California Pizza Kitchen. A woman post K. Yeah, I
guess CPK. So a woman posted a TikTok a couple of days ago how
she was having a rough week. She ordered a pizza, mac and cheese
comfort food California Pizza Kitchen. I think she mentions in the video, like,
you know, her boyfriend broke up with her and blah blah blah,
staving these troubles. The delivery arrives, there was the pizza wonderful and a
container of cheese. There was no mac in the cheese. Now, if
this happened to me and I come in here with my big microphone again talking
about the actual microphone, I could get on there and a lot of people
would hear what happened to me. She's on the World Wide Web and she
put it out there. Her mic is way bigger than mine. Okay,
so she called the restaurant. Two different people told her that they didn't make
a mistake that you need to specifically order the noodles or you will just get
cheese in your order of mac and cheese. So something's not being communicated correctly
here right. In any event, her macklas mac and cheese went viral and
as you called them CPK, they responded, They apologized, they apologized,
They sent her a package with a ton of dry noodles. Haha, we
can We're in on this joke now. So they sent her this whole They
got her address and she gets a big bag of dry noodles. Hey is
this here's the noodles that we didn't give you, right card, you're gonna
get free mac and cheese and free pizza for a year for a year.
Well, because of her microphone meaning TikTok in her little apartment, she got
this massive company to respond to her. And it was all in good fun,
like she wasn't like dragging them or slamming them. Everyone's kind of having
a good time with it. That's the part that needs to be reiterated,
because I don't want this story to be told like you tell this story and
people are like, oh, wells, you know so and so did this
to me about a week ago. She went on there and Jess was a
good storyteller. Yeah, got enough people to care. Yeah, I've got
the video. It's fun, comments and exactly so now we're talking about it.
You can't just get on the internet and bitch. That is not a
talent. Everyone does that. That's not cool. But if you go on,
you give a little backstory. It's funny. Now. Look, Mac
and Cheese for the year, congratulations, it gets better please. CPK announced
that everyone will receive half off Mac and Cheese for the rest of the month.
See because of one chick's mistake, because of one chick and how she
handled it. Okay, so for the rest of the month, every one
of them can get half off Mac and cheese. Promo code Cheese and Mac.
She's a Mac. Okay, So we're all getting some love from this
botched order of this chick and her huge microphone. Great job on both sides.
Marketing by CPK, storytelling by her food blog page. Today there's actually
a bunch of really good food stories and a couple of new products you might
want to go check out. Houston. Houston's alternative and home of the Rod
Ryan Morning Show. Ninety four five, The Buzz By ninety four five,
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the rod Ryan Show twentieth anniversary party. That was the big announcement yesterday.
Man, we talked about it almost the entire eight o'clock hour. October twelfth,
Carback Brewery. We got unplugged performances from Shine Down, Sublime Blue,
October, Theory of the Dead Man in the XCES. You have to win
your way into this party. We're gonna get you in closer to around nine
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one final time, Tessa Houston said, lines, please sure. Vice President
Kamala Harris is marking a milestone on her quest to become commander in chief.
By the end of the day yesterday, she'd secured enough delegates to receive the
official Democratic presidential nomination. Her campaign also brought in more than eighty one million
dollars in contributions in the first twenty four hours of Biden's announcement that he would
exit the race. There is also just a side note. You know the
guy who was like a former fire chief that got killed in from the fire,
that the gunman in the attempted assassination, you know who I'm talking about.
There is a House resolution to honor his life that was introduced yesterday to
the House. So he exemplified what it means to be a man of service
and sacrifice. So they are trying to get that resolution passed basically, basically
to honor. He was only fifty years old, he was a father of
two. Yeah, whatever, I chief, that should pass both sides of
the aisle easily. So I just wanted to mention that. And then another
story is Delta Airlines saying it'll take another couple of days to recover from that
global computer outage that had been on Friday. You said, you have somebody
stranded. My friend celesa literally message RUG group yesterday. She was like,
guys, I don't know if you know what's happening with me, but for
like for the past week, like three days, I have been stuck.
I'm in Atlanta, I was in Florida. I'm trying to get home.
The outage was Friday, yes, now Tuesday, right, She's been there
since, right, So Delta, yes, yeah, they're the ones that
have been hit the hardest. So they've had to cancel more than four thousand
flights since Friday, and their CEO said yesterday that the company is trying to
do everything they can possible. They're including increases in incentive pay for pilots and
flight attendants because they need people working in order to try to get everyone home.
So that's what's going on. That's a serious stuff going on. Meanwhile,
in you know rod Ryan Show Poll News, we have a poll at
asking everyone how much we shop online, and nationally, Americans spend fifty four
hours every year shopping online, which you know, online shopping is supposed to
save you time, but sometimes you can go down these rabbit holes magnet fishing.
Ever heard of that, Alex Yeah, going down comparing prices and items.
What is our audience saying, one in twenty people that listen to The
Rod Ryan Show at least follow us on x and take part in our poll
one in twenty never shop online. We had a guy, it was somebody
who won something. I asked him and he was one of those guys.
He goes, I don't do it. I don't shop online. Rod Interesting,
Now, if you have somebody else that's doing it for you great.
I just kind of assumed that was Chili situation, that Miss Christina was doing
it all. Yeah, Chili says he's getting gadgets. He's a gadget here.
Yeah, okay, forty percent of our audience, they say once a
month is about how often they buy something online. Thirty percent once a week,
twenty three percent several times a week. I'm probably in there. I
didn't do a ton of online shopping because we were off that week, but
I now that I'm back, I realize I need to re up on everything.
Yeah, if anyone wants to do any online shopping in the rod Ryan
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I Know What You Did Last Summer reboot might have some of the original stars
in it. If you didn't know, I Know What You Did Last Summer
came out in nineteen ninety seven. It was a horror flick. It was
very popular. Jennifer Love Hewitt and Freddy Prince Junior, who were both starting
the original, are in talks to return to join this hot, young new
cast. It's less of a reboot, more of a legacy sequel like the
recent Scream, Halloween, and Exorcist movies that include casts from the originals.
So we have that for you on the music blog page if you are into
the horror flicks. It was a pretty sad announcement that Slash made over the
weekend. He shared the news at his stepdaughter, Lucy Blue Knight, had
died. He didn't give details on her cause of death, but according to
the medical Examiner's officer in La, Knight died at a private residence and there
is an autopsy scheduled. So Slash dated her mom she was the So this
this Lucy Blue Knight is the daughter of Megan Hodges, who dated Slash back
in nineteen eighty nine and then again in twenty fifteen, so he actually slash
canceled four dates on his solo tour, but is expected to be back on
the road soon. Those are Houston's headlines. Jake It, Alex yeastros Thaw,
the A's last night forty and I think that now fifty two and forty
eight on the year, they're gonna play the A's again this evening. Rookie
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Sports Talk seven to ninety. That is what's going on in Sports Houston's
and The Rod Ryan Morning Show, The Buzz ninety four or five, The
Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's show. That's what you got here.
Nine oh six coming up. Rod Ryan showed twentieth anniversary party tickets. Okay,
you gotta win your way into this, sucker. That's it. I
mean, I've heard every this is what my mom would say. I've heard
every cock and bull story out there. Okay, I don't know what that
means. I don't know what that means I don't think I told any cock
and bull stories, but I did, apparently according to my mom. I
don't want to hear your cock and bull stories. I don't know where you
were, but I went you home earlier. I'm like, I don't know
what that means. You don't have any of those stories. Or the fur's
gonna fly? What did that mean? Is gonna fly? You weren't on
the receiving end of that. Never fir is gonna fly if you don't get
told that. Alex Kim Middleton never hit you with the fir is gonna fly.
Yeah, I don't know what any of it meant you, but I
feel like, yeah, I don't know, but I'm scared, like I
don't. I don't want it to fly. I've heard cock and bull stories
on why I should give people tickets already. I feel like I'm learning what
that means now. Seventy chances scattered, thunderstorms, highs up about eighty five.
It'll just be moments away. I did a quick I just googled what
song best represents gen Z because I got a gen Z story here. I
don't know if you saw that Alexis story and it came back with David Archiletta
crush what. I'm glad I had a backup. This is what Google told
me. The song that best represents gen Z Okay, no as as their
older sister. Can I go with this? This is great? Do you
think this is a good gen Z song? She's young, she's gen Z
Okay, I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with a Carpenter Espresso. But
we're not there yet. We're not there yet. I'm going with o Rog
Did they call her that? Or did I just make that up? Olivia
rodriguod Okay. Alexa is now translating. In addition to the dozens of languages,
they are now speaking gen Z on God. Yeah, they added So
they just announced this new feature where Alexa can teach you how to talk like
a gen Z or if you're having problems talking to your kids, all right,
so she'll spit out some slang along with the definition. Okay, now,
dude, See the problem is you start doing it ironically and then you're
actually just doing it. Yeah, that's how everything starts. That's how the
that's how the fanny pack came back. That's how the standalone mustache came back.
That's how the mullet came back. And that's as much as you fight
me on it, that's exactly why crocs are popular. They were back,
ironically, and then everyone started wearing them. I wear all of them.
Started that way, So you're right with these terms. Okay, to give
me some more. But they added twenty to get started. I love this
damn song so good. I love this song. This is a great running
song, a great running song. Skip the bit and just play the song.
Okay. Uh, they added twenty terms to start. Ick. Yeah,
the ick. Somebody's giving you the ick, right, Okay. The
tea it used to be spilled the tea. Now it's just tea. I
need the tea. The tea is the gossip. Yeah, okay, sus
suspect, Yeah, suspicious, suspicious, it's very sus Are you are you
giving off sus or they're giving Yeah, it's giving crazy, it's giving wild.
Mid. I like mid. It's mid. It's like just average,
right, it's like so average mediocre, Like it's just, uh, it
was mid. What did you think of that? We can look at like
an athlete's post and anytime like they post like anything from them in a game,
you just like scroll down and just count how many you get to until
somebod's like mid, like it wasn't that good a play. Lebron James brought
the US back against Germany, but like, I'm sure somewhere on his thing
and be like mid, I like that. I think it's funny. Riz
Oh yeah, short for charisma, right, uh, drip it will explain
that fashion again. Alexa will be translating these for you. If you're having
problems, A good thing you have us around because we're so hip. Uh.
There's who's the one kid? He's a goofy looking kid and he's real
confident. He's a young kid. He must be about twenty years old.
He's a goofball and he's like, look at the drip here, look at
me today. I know this bedroom. He's kind of a chubbier kid and
he's just super confident about what he's wearing each day. And it's funny.
It's very, very funny. I bet you the kid's got a million followers.
You would really like Sebastian Bach. He goes regular people drinking coffee,
Me drinking coffee, like regular people. Like his whole account is regular people
drinking water. His name's back. Yeah, okay, So not the lead
singer of No No, No. Oh sorry, I didn't mean to say
no, not the composer. Just like regular people versus me, math isn't
mathing. I've heard the math ain't mathing on that eight spelled a dash t
dash e Oh like you e what is it? Like? You killed it?
Oh? Like praise? Yeah? Oh really? Okay? You ate
with that outfit it says here, okay, so you would say that to
somebody that outfit eats? Okay, just keep it at eight. Ate that
up. Or if you have a good point, like say you make a
great put on the radio like Roger ate ate okay, Or if you're going
on a really good rant, Alex will say let him cook. Yeah,
have you used? It's giving, it's giving, It's like serial killer.
It could be either way. No, it could be like it's giving serial
killer. Like you show up, you're looking in through our door of our
studio, it's giving serial killer. Anybody that's iconic or like a mentor you
know, like Rihanna is mother, Yeah, mommy, mommy, Yeah,
mother is mothering a dash i dash r air Are you all right? No?
I don't know that one I don't know you're intentionally ignoring someone, like
why is he airing my messages? Like you're airing them, You're not paying
attention to them, You're just giving them air. Okay, I know,
I rl like in real life, I don't know airing was airing out during
laundry. And I'm gonna say probably the most annoying thing right now. And
again, I don't mind that she used it, but now that it's being
used for everything, everything's in an era right now. Everything is in an
era water era. I'm talking to the myke era. It's like, yeah,
I gotta go take a crap. I'm gonna go am I my poop
era right now, it's like everything is an era and you speak about it.
Everything is an era. It's not slamming Taylor, she did it,
but the over usage of era right now is pretty obnoxious. Everyone's in their
villain era when they're just like setting boundaries, like if you're not being a
pick me, you know, it's like, oh, I'm in my villain
era. Alexa and the Rod Ryan Show will help you speak with your children.
They've added these terms and more to the Alexa app right now. Okay,
thank god, let's give away some tickets. What do you got im
in my giving away tickets era? Okay, I have a pair of passes
to the ever popular This is already the most popular ticket. Rod Ryan Show
twenty the anniversary party going down at Carbock Brewery October twelfth. That air ticket,
that show, that show is mother. Yeah, father, it's a
mother. It's a mother. It's a mother. That show is Mommy.
This show is so mommy. All right, iconic. The show is showing.
The show is show, The show is showing. Okay, the bands
are going to be banding. Absolutely, The rod Ryan Show is going to
be rod ryanying. Giving. The Buzz is going to be buzzing. Giving
party of the year. It is. It is so much riz seven one,
three, two five for another free pass, a pair of passes.
In ninety four five, The Buzz has your chance to win one thousand dollars
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Enter it now at the buzz dot com for your shot at one thousand
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rod Ryan Show. Oh I guess so we got people calling the phones
are smoke and baby. Good Morning's true? Hello? Well yeah, hi,
Hello, Hello, yes, sir bye? Who's this? Missus?
Andy? Andy? Thanks for calling? Man? How are you? I'm
doing great? How are you pretty good? Awesome to help you? Yeah,
I was looking for some tickets for the twentieth anniversary party. Is it
hard to come by? Bro? Sure? Yeah, I mean I could.
Normally I would send you to some sort of a website to buy tickets,
but that's not possible. For the show. You have to win your
way in. Andy, your caller ten damn. All right, you're in,
bros. That is awesome. October twelfth, Dude, you're in.
I'm going to see you over at the Carbot Brewery. We're gonna have live
music, acoustical performances from members of Shine Down, Sublime Blue. October Theory
of a Dead Man. Scott Stevens from the x CS is going to come
by in jam. Dude, you're in. I mean, do we were
the right guy here? Yeah? Yeah? I think so. I need
like awesome people that want no definitely a rock out. All right, that's
what I need to hear. I need to hear. I just need to
fill it with about two thousand. I don't know how many people are gonna
pack in there. They said I could put at least two thousand people in
there. So Andy, mom, man, you who are you bringing?
I'm gonna bring my wife, my recently wife. Yeah she is? She
cool like you? Yeah, sure, that's why I'm married her. Okay,
dude, all right, Andy and the wife are gonna be at the
twentieth anniversary show. Nice, thank you, bro. I can't wait to
party with you and your new wife online. It's flicks online the mus All
right, Jeremy, we'll have tickets for you. Teresa will have tickets for
you. Caro Lee, we'll have a pair of tickets for you tonight between
seven and midnight. Okay, Now it's Alex's tern. It is my turn.
Today's a well, this is a pretty good one. It's called drill
fights. One ll fight. So I mean, I mean you, you're
a big drill guy like me. Now I'm a dwalt guy. I think
I'm Milwaukee. That's red. Milwaukee's red. You got uh d Waltz yellow,
The walt is yellow. Then there's Ryobi that's I think that's the green
Oneika. Sure I'm naming a couple. Are you just off the top of
your guy. These guys they put the I guess it's the same drill bit
together with two drills, and then they turn them on at the same time,
which everyone comes out on top. That's the winner of the drill fight.
When you have like two trucks competing against pulling against one another, but
they're just drills, and then they'll zip tie them together so they don't like
one has to break off and that's the one that loses. So you got
Dwelt against Mikita. This you got versus Milwaukee. You gotta have the same
Milwaukee versus Dwalt. You gotta have similar drills against Oh yeah, yeah,
they got them all calibrated and everything. But just see what the ultimate drill
is and then watch the other one's fight. It's pretty great. Drill fights
won't finish. Rod Ryan showpage at the buz dot com. This sounds awesome.
Ryan celebrating twenty years on the Buzz. Twenty years of the most beautiful
man any of us I've ever met. Yeah, yeah, ninety four five
The Buzz senty four or five, The Buzz staying lowest in me. They're
coming to town. Get the full details all the concerts. It's overwhelming as
we are in the middle of it now, but it is overwhelming the amount
of shows that are coming to town. You can always log onto the Buzz
dot com. That's where you'll find information about the rod Ryan Show twentieth Anniversary
Party. Thank you to my good friends over at Carbach Dug and everybody over
there or giving us the place to host the twentieth anniversary party. You have
to win your way in. The big show is Saturday, October twelfth,
twenty twenty four. Yeah, We've got a ton of tickets to give away.
Everyone's given away tickets on the station, all different all the different day
parts. Everybody that's on the air here is giving away a pair of tickets.
We'll do it all week and now we'll come up with some fun things.
I've it's our show. We can do whatever we want almost, Yeah,
we can do whatever we want. Can we do some parties maybe and
like go out like we used to do with these things? Yeah? Why
not? Can we do some online opportunities? Sure? Why not? It's
our show, it's your show, And I can't stress this enough. It's
the rod Ryan Show twentieth Anniversary party, celebrating you that have kept this show
on the air for twenty years. Here in ninety four to five, the
bus no tickets on sale. The only way to get in is to win
them, all right, So if you need those details Suburbs Summer Sissler.
Now that we started the tournament, I'm getting people asking how do I play?
That's also on links and guests. The Rod Ryan Show Cares online store,
also on links and guests on the music blog page today. You know,
cover all kinds of things. If it's a music story, I'm interested
in it. Now, Just don't go say yes out of the gate,
okay, because oh my god, yes yes. If Justin Timberlake gets gets
together with the in Sync guys, does it take him to stadium status or
are they still Toyota Center and they're playing arenas? Is it is his hugeness?
I know how huge he is. In Sync was never ever stadium band.
But because they've been gone so long, is the thirst there? I'm
asking you? Do they play stadiums? I don't have the like obsession with
Justin Timberlake. Like I know everyone likes him. I know he's a Super
Bowl white. He's not that guy for me the super Bowl halftime show guy.
But he's right, and he pulled his little son at the super Bowl
halftime show, which I've never approved of. But I do think him getting
back in Saint kin phill A stadium, Yeah, I do. I do.
Not for me personally, I'm not buying the tickets, but I think
there are bangers on like that. People want that nostalgia back their stadium.
Alex not Toyotason is perfect for them. And they're an arena band like big
arenas, but like nobody, like they're not doing NRG nobody, nobody else
has done it. They're Las Vegas residency. Small dates I mean, I
mean like spread out dates, like if you tried to do it every weekend.
No, but if he did one once a month in a stadium or
a Vegas That's not sustainable though, because you got to take all that on
the road. You have to play multile you have to play more dates than
that, because the operation that yeah yeah, yeah, no, I know,
the touring paying everyone, the hugeness of that traveling caravan. You got
to go and do it. Very few bands can do what Metallica did,
you know, like just you're talking about the Metallica plan where they did ten
shows and they played a weekend and they picked regionally places where people will travel
to go see them. Maybe you could do it that way. I don't
have an answer for you. I know how big Justin Timberlake is. I
can tell you that the other guys, because it's the twenty fifth anniversary coming
up of the band, all right, the rest of the guys are saying
that the timing is perfect. I mean, does JC break out and do
his JT breakout and do his little Justin Timberlake thing? I think people will,
you know, be more inclined. The other four guys were in a
meeting in New York City yesterday to discuss the future of the group. Nobody
cares what those guys have to say. I mean they care what they all
want it. I can tell you what was said in that meeting. Do
you think Justin will do it? Because we all want to do it.
That was the meeting. That's the entire meeting. Has anyone talked to Justin?
No, Well, they did get back together for that Trolls thing,
so they did something together. This thing. Yeah, he just brought him
in on it and he fell as he wants some money. Like New Kids
on the Block, did they have like the one guy that was like the
main dude, Like they didn't really have anybody that went off and did his
own thing. It was a superstar, was it? They in sync?
Is so insulated Joey Fatone? Jerry Yeah, I mean huge. I think
they're more of a residency thing. Even with Justin Timberlake being on it,
I think I'm sell more. But like put him in Vegas, people are
gonna go see that. Like New Kids on the Block, I think they
still travel, but like you can put New Kids on the Block in a
residency and people go see it. Britney Spears, does it? Okay,
wait a minute, spear? Yeah, yes, I'm sorry. What is
the spear seat? The Spear is like it's like the Toyota Center. I
think it's eighteen thousand. Yeah, that's perfect for this, but it's multiple
dates. You know, you're you're playing there for a month. I think
they could do that as well. Apparently the promoters have pitched the guys on
a stadium tour, and I just I just don't throw that term around loosely.
A stadium band, you're on just a different level. Yeah, you
know, and there's very few bands Coldplay, Garth Brooks, you know what
I mean that type of Obviously, I just feel like in my age like
this is, they're nostalgia and we have money now. But no one else
has done it though. So Backstreet Boys they don't have They don't have a
Justin Timberlake in the Backstreet Boys or New Kids on the blog. Yeah,
but never the level that that Justin's at now. So even with those bands
going out together, they didn't do a stadium in sync in the stadium sounds
crazy to me. It does you do it in May? It's gonna be
maybe maybe, and you book every day. There's more on this story,
as always, covering all things music on that music blog page. It's interesting
to just talk about to see if it, you know, if it would
happen. They're just sitting around waiting for Justin. He's on his world tour
right now. It's not ruined. Apparently, it's not room. Apparently he
sent in his ticket via mail. Let's take a moment to look back at
your summer so far. No mushrooms? What are you wearing? Lol?
Really that's all you're gonna do with your summer? The rod Ryan Show five,
the Buzz, Lincoln Park, breaking the Habits, rod Ryan's Show.
Tomorrow's gonna be a big day here. I mentioned the rod Ryan Show Cares
online store. We got a chance to raise five thousand dollars tomorrow. I
came in and there were gifts this morning. I don't know if you saw
this stuff that's over here. What is it? What is that? I
saw those cool shirts? Oh, okay that I definitely saw. Those of
you that are watching the show right now and you're watching us on other Facebook
Live or YouTube channel. Everything's at rod Ryan Show. I think he's got
it. I think Jilli he's got us on the X as well. I
hold in my hand the same one, the same damn one you see in
the commercials. This is Jim Adler's hammer, the Texas hammer, that sledgehammer
that he uses. Yeah, it's a and I hate to blow it,
but it's a movie prop. He said. It's very expensive. It doesn't
look cheap. It looks kind of badass, Like is that a bald eagle
engraved on the side of it? Of course it is, okay, just
double check you. Yeah, an American bald eagle flag and star logo lone
Star American Bald Eagle. Yeah. I don't know if mister Adler told me
this or somebody that works there. They said it's very expensive. It's like
a movie prop to make it look so real. I'm holding a hammer in
my hand, and this is the one that I'm gonna use for my picture,
and we'll use it for our pictures tomorrow. I need you guys to
take a picture with a hammer. God damn, this thing looks real.
It's not that it's not metal. It's not that it's not metal, it's
it's just some kind of resin I guess because you see mister Adler just swinging
this thing around. If you ever held a sledgehammer in your hand, pretty
heavy makes me feel tough, like I hope I shouldn't have told you that.
I should have told you it was real. We're gonna need you tomorrow
and Chili will have this all laid out for you. And if you want
to, like pre take your picture and hang on to it for tomorrow,
you all have homework to do, or you can do it live. Tomorrow.
I need a picture of you and your hammer. We're gonna figure out
exactly how many of those pictures we need uploaded, and mister Adler has said
he'll give us five thousand dollars if we get enough people to post a picture
of their hammer. You and your hammer. You got to be in.
I need a selfie of you and your hammer. So you know, I
love the contest already because I love looking at our listeners. I love seeing
you guys. We don't get a chance to see you, get to see
our dope faces every day on the internet. We want to see you guys.
So it's a chance to raise five thousand dollars for backpacks. Mister Adler
is always in. He's one of the first guys that signs up that says,
okay, how you doing the backpacks? We're in. So I have
my hammer. We have our hammer that we're going to use. Just a
hammer around your house. It doesn't have to be a sledge hammer. But
if you've got some kind of a fun, cool hammer, anything at all,
anything counts. Alex took a picture with a mc hammer cassette one year,
a cassette of please don't Please don't hurt them by mc hammer, still
Hammer, And of course I had to say I'll allow it because it was
a picture of you and a hammer. Right, So that's all we're looking
for is you and a hammer. Tomorrow on the show, we'll be talking
about it all morning long. We get enough of you to do it,
we can get that five thousand dollars from the great Jim Adler. So thank
you everybody. It's a Texas hammer. Oh what are you giving away?
I know the show. I have left a pair of tickets to see stun
Temple Pilots with Live in Soil Asylum at the Wooden's Pavilion August twenty second.
Right, great show. We'll have those tickets for you on the flip.
We're gonna ask you a question. Rock and Alternative Fair use to The Rod
Ryan Morning Show six to ten am, The buzznety four, the Bus,
Amazing Boys. You gotta fight for your right to party. Rod Ryan Show.
Closing out of Tattooesday. I just finally I've been slacking on my Instagram
features. It's a great one today. Oh I already closed out of it.
Had Chick sent it in though I thought it was a fantastic feature today,
I wanted to thanker. I think it was Michelle. Yeah, it
was Michelle sending that in. So Thank you very much. Number one link
today tattooesday feature. She looks savage. I mean that in a good way.
Seventy chance of scattered thunderstorms today, Hi have eighty five, Come on
time for know this show on ninety four to five. La La la la
la la la la la la, No way, Good morning, brod Ryan
Show. Who's this Tommy Petty? Your name is? Is your name really
Tom Petty? Yes, sir? Have we ever? I don't remember Tom
Petty calling this. We have a whole list somewhere back in the day of
listeners with famous names. Tom Petty, that's your Name's great, your friend
said, now it says Tommy Petty. You said, Tommy Petty. Is
that what everybody calls you? Yes, sir, Tommy A right, Tom
Petty. Have you been on the show before? First time? First time?
Good to have you on, Tom Petty. Everybody. What's your question?
Hey, Tom Petty? Can you tell me what Alex P. Middleton's
nickname is? From our Amazon shopping game Pump, Little Pump, the breast
pump, Little breast pump. He bought like some washer or something for a
breast pump. I'm like he wanted another thing. And I just bought it.
He wanted to be known as the gasket guy. I'm like, no,
you're a little breast pump Tom Petty. Love is the long road.
Congratulations, you just scored some tickets. What are you giving them? Oh
dude, you get the Stone Taple Pilots Live Soul Asylum tickets because you know
the show made my day. You made my day, Tom Petty. I
didn't know you were listening. Thank you, sir. All right, man,
hang on, is this my favorite Tom Petty song? Now it's going
on me for sure. Yeah, it's up there. What's the video game?
When is it coming out? X year? Next next year? It's
crazy? Oh so good. So we gotta go. You know how we
leave on Tuesdays. We gotta go all right, slow fast. Andrew did
not know that the sun rises in the east, but he still beat Daniel.
Damn Daniel. He's gonna go for win number four tomorrow. I'm talking
about the fresh out of bad Head to Head Challenge tat Tuesday number one link
today sent in by Michelle. Great job, Michelle, Thank god you have
us around to translate gen z terms. Okay, Alexa will now do that
as well. Thank you. To everybody that took our poll question on the
X today, how often do you buy something online? Five percent of our
audience never no online shopping. You probably have so much more money than us.
Forty one percent of you shop once a month online, thirty one percent
once a week, twenty two percent of you several times a week. Your
shopping online? Opening day of the suburb of Summer Sissler, I thought it
was it's fantastic. A leaf Seabrook. That's tomorrow, right, A leaf
and Seabrook. Yeah, eight twenty Guys, if you don't hear your suburb
being called yet in the game, that means it's eligible to get into our
brackets. Where do you sign up? I sent the link to four people
today. Four people got sent the link specifically from me. Here's where you
sign up. They're like, I want to play sign up online links and
guests. Tomorrow is Texas Hammer Appreciation Day. Guys, I need pictures of
you and your hammer. If you need to take the picture ahead of time,
don't post yet. We're going to ask you to post it tomorrow.
But if you need to, like scramble and do your homework tonight, get
a picture of you a selfie of you and a hammer, and then we
can raise five thousand dollars tomorrow on the show. Okay, more twentieth anniversary
tickets tomorrow NonStop nooner with Jeremy. Pick your tickets with him in the one
o'clock hour the Rod Ryan Show Cares store. It's open. Follow us on
all things at rod Ryan Show. Test us on Houston Life today at one
o'clock. Guys, hammer pictures tomorrow, Hammer pictures You and any hammer at
all, any size, any make, any model will count. We're gonna
try to get that five thousand dollars from the Great Jim Adler tomorrow. All
right, that's it, Jeremy takeover man, give away some tickets to the
twentieth anniversary Bash. We're on a twenty hour break. We're back with you
on Wildcard Wednesday, Day two of the suburb Summer Sisler coming up. Hey,
mf Well, wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the show
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