This trend of men taking pictures with their infant with no shirt on a really
really bothers me. Why. I don't know. It just bothers me.
I would hate if there was a picture out there of me with my dad
with no shirt off. Would bother you? It just bugs me. I
don't know why. Again, you know what it's for, right, that's
the whole bs. Skin on skin. It's oh please, it's skin to
skin contact, which something to do with stimulating the baby the warmth that it
helps the baby. Like it's been proven little babies in like the neonatal unit,
premies and stuff, they recover, they get better faster if they have
skin on skin. Okay, I'll give you that. Why do you got
to take a picture of it and put it out there? That's the thing,
right, I mean, why do you need to do that? Because
it's their kid, it's their brand new baby. They want to record every
moment of it. Why would they're gonna be like, well, we're not
going to take a picture of the dad holding it because you didn't have a
shirt on. I think they're taking their shirts off on purpose doing it well,
probably probably because the nurses are telling him this is really good for your
baby. Yeah, no, I don't know. That's the thing. Don't
you have anything in your life that just you don't heat up food when you
take it out of the right hop out of me? And I don't know
why this bugs the crap out of me. I'm glad that I would never
do that. I would say, kid, you need to get your stimulation
somewhere else. Taking off my shoes. There's a picture of me with our
newborn baby, Landry, when I'm holding I'm stupid too. My toxic trait
is I won't let you clean because it's not clean unless I clean it.
But then I'll yell at you for not cleaning. That is spot on for
Trisha, Yeah, spot on. Do you realize you do that? I
mean you do not clearly you do. I mean, obviously I do.
I do if I'm joking about it, right, because I'll wipe a counter
down with the Clorox wipe and Trisha will go back over top of it.
You wipe the counter, you don't wipe the whole counter. You wipe swash
swats of the counter. How about that. I don't know about the other
day when I was in your room and there was a piece of popcorn laying
on your bedside table and it didn't have been there for like a week,
And I was like, do you see that laying there? And You're like,
no, I didn't even notice it. I think your eyes just don't
see things I just which I find amazing. Yeah. So yeah, it's
gonna be frustrating to be you, though, to want things to see,
to see things all everything, see anything. You see everything? I see
all the things. Does that drive you a little nuts? I mean sometimes
yeah, Then other times I'm like, oh, I'm just glad I saw
that. I'll clean it up. If it's somebody else's house it's dirty,
I don't care, right, it's just mine. This was kind of funny.
There's this guy. He lives in Tennessee, was a Costco and his
mom threw a surprise party at the Costco. But here's what she did.
They went to Costco on his birthday and they just pretended like she was there.
They were there to shop, but every once in a while one of
his closest friends had come up and say, Hi, she had them planet
in the store, thirty of them. Oh my god. And he finally
figured it out what was going on. But I thought, that's pretty clever,
right, that's very fuun. The stories whela all right. Last week,
a woman in North Carolina went to a restaurant. She accidentally left her
credit card behind. When she realized she'd left it, she went back to
pick it up. But here's the problem. An employee had spotted the card,
and in an effort to help find the woman, he took photos of
the front and back of the credit card and posted it on Facebook in a
group for the town. I've got the woman talking about You want to hear
it? Yes, here she is. I couldn't believe that they did that,
But I was sick thinking that I'll be responsible for all those charges.
It had been used a whole lot, a whole lot of declines. Here's
something crazy is that? When? Okay, so, when I lived in
Cincinnati, when I moved back to Texas, there was still some male being
delivered to that address, and one of the things was a credit card.
And the idiots that got my apartment used that credit card to buy all kinds
of marijuana growing stuff. Oh my god. Right, And so I just
turned it over the credit card company and they took it from there. But
how dumb is that? Right, it's the address, the address, yeah
idiot, Yeah, Trisha, Why do you have a disco ball hanging from
your rear view mirror? Seems very out of character for you. Yeah,
it's driving me crazy. I hate it that it's there. I don't like
to put things on my car like that. But I took our daughter to
a doctor's appointment last week because she was sick. And normally it's her pediatrician
that she's been going to since today she was born, and they always have
a basket of stickers, right, and still to this day, she picks
a sticker and the lady behind the desk reached under her desk and pulled out
this disco ball hanging from a string and gave it to Landry. And the
moment we got in the car, she hung it up on my rearview mirror.
I think it sends out a vibe like I'm ready to party. I
don't know. I think other cars are gonna go. She parties, she
parties. That's the vibe I want to send out. But every time Landry
gets in the car, she knocks it around. I have to go stop.
It's causing problem. Do you care or don't care? To find out
the average age in which a person stops being cool. Oh gosh, could
I guess? And you tell me if I'm right? Mine was right on.
This was right on for me. Yeah, you guess. I'm gonna
say you stop being cool at thirty one now, thirty one thirty one.
I think that's when I was the coolest. Sorry, geez, just a
guess. One is when you've just mastered all the stuff you're trying to get
down in your twenty gez again, good, No, I'm afraid you'll bite
my hand off. No, clearly you're wrong. Thirty one, thirty nine,
thirty nine. Really yep. I had our daughter at thirty eight.
At my thirty ninth birthday, I still looked pretty good at my fortieth birthday
not so great. Well, you don't have to wait very long for a
new trend in food or drink, that's for sure. And the latest one
is adding pickles. Yes, just sliced pickles like you would put on a
hamburger to the top of your doctor pepper. Right, A big thing,
and I've not tried it. I love a doctor pepper. I don't want
to mess up much. You love a pickle, I love a pickle.
But I just don't see the combination together. But one of our listeners,
Felix, Yep, he got himself one, didn't he he did? He
got one and he sent me the photo. I posted it. He said
he went to a sonic, ordered it. They didn't even blink. Got
is doctor Pepper with his pickles in it? I posted the photo. I
had all kinds of responses. I'd say, fifty to fifty, Yes,
they're going to try it, looks good. Fifty fifth do you know it's
disgusting. Here's the thing about trying it. What's the downside? So you're
out the cost of a drink? Right right? So my friend Johanna,
she and her daughter Coral, they went to a sonic on Friday nights because
tweet she I Guessa had seen my post and they got one and they called
me and they reported on back to me as they were trying it. At
first they were like, interesting, not bad. Put the pickles in,
and then about fifteen minutes later, I guess the pickles had time to kind
of marinate in there. Yeah, they called back and they're like, okay,
now it's gross. She got to be careful how much pickles and pickles
you put in. But they also said that the Sonic they went to were
like what you want what? They didn't understand it. So I think it's
hit or miss it is, And I'm just reading some of the comments here.
People are like, strange combination. Wait what Wow, my nephew just
put the vomit emoji. Yeah on there, nasty. Jennifer Frazell, a
longtime listener and friend, just made the green smiling down smiley face one which
means gross. But do you remember there's people that love the pickle and Sonic
did the Dill pickle slush. Oh did that a few years ago. So
that sounds like what my friend Johanna said. She used to stick Jolly ranchers
inside pickles and then the jolly rancher flavor kind of infused into the pickle.
Yeah. I like that. I mean, I think it's the natural,
the sweet and salty. You know, Felix got a lot of pickles in
his. He put a lot of pickles in his and then the big question
was do you put just the pickles or do you include juice as well?
Right, I don't know, I don't know. Well my for me,
my answer is none. You don't like a pickle. I don't. I
am not a fan of a pickle. I do not care for a pickle.
I'm the person that gives my pickle away. Yeah, you know,
the pickle comes with the sandwich. I take it. You can always have
it. I take it every single time. And who decided to throw a
pickle with it? Right? Pickle stands alone. Pickle didn't always have to
be on the side of something. That's true. My friend Sean would order
a jumbo pickle at the movie theater every time we went rosed to drink the
juice out a little celliphane that never finished the pickle. I don't think in
the history of jumbo pickle, says anybody ever eat an entire jumbo pickle.
Let's wrap up the show for the day. Thanks for being with us.
If you're just now getting in here, get here a little bit earlier tomorrow,
all right, is pretty much the latest you could get here if you're
just tuning in. Yeah, is the least amount of attrition seeing that you
can get is right now. And I have gotten a big kick out of
you guys that have tagged us on your social media post so we can see
what you're up to. At the Sandy Show Official on Instagram. How we
do today? What we learned, Well, we did pretty good. We
learned that the age at which you are no longer cool, all your coolness
leaves your body thirty nine thirty nine much tracked with me is right after I
had our daughter. I think she sucked all my coolness into herself. I
don't think I was ever cool all of a sudden. I couldn't fix my
hair. I didn't know how to put makeup on, had hair coming out
of places all over. Well, when you're pregnant, you have weird hair
growth. Yeah, yeah, that makes it sound weird. Good. That
one on your shoulder blade, curly one. It wasn't in places, it
wasn't supposed to be. It was just more than normal normal, it's normal.
Another thing we learned we listened to an interview that Michael Phelps was Was
he on ballin night Show? Ye, it's Tonight's show. Yeah, And
he was talking about the first time his kid was in a swim race.
We're here, Yeah, there you go. It's never had a swimming race
before ever. He literally said to me, He's like, Dad, I'm
going to jump off off the starting block and I was like, awesome,
I can't wait to see it. Doesn't jump off the starting block. But
as soon as he dove in, I mean, he was half a body
like that. It was unbelievable. I've never seen anything like it. I've
never seen him swim like that. He took two breasts the whole lap and
just I mean, I don't want to say destroyed everybody, but I got
yeah. Well, I mean, your dad's Michael Pelps got good jeans.
Yeah. Genetics. It's a thing why our daughter can throw the shop,
but strong parents, strong genetics. Have a great day everyone, Thanks for
listening. We'll do it again tomorrow, and don't take any crap from anybody.
Bye bye,