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This trend of men taking pictures with
their infant with no shirt on a really

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really bothers me. Why. I
don't know. It just bothers me.

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I would hate if there was a
picture out there of me with my dad

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with no shirt off. Would bother
you? It just bugs me. I

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don't know why. Again, you
know what it's for, right, that's

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the whole bs. Skin on skin. It's oh please, it's skin to

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skin contact, which something to do
with stimulating the baby the warmth that it

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helps the baby. Like it's been
proven little babies in like the neonatal unit,

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premies and stuff, they recover,
they get better faster if they have

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skin on skin. Okay, I'll
give you that. Why do you got

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to take a picture of it and
put it out there? That's the thing,

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right, I mean, why do
you need to do that? Because

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it's their kid, it's their brand
new baby. They want to record every

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moment of it. Why would they're
gonna be like, well, we're not

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going to take a picture of the
dad holding it because you didn't have a

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shirt on. I think they're taking
their shirts off on purpose doing it well,

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probably probably because the nurses are telling
him this is really good for your

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baby. Yeah, no, I
don't know. That's the thing. Don't

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you have anything in your life that
just you don't heat up food when you

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take it out of the right hop
out of me? And I don't know

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why this bugs the crap out of
me. I'm glad that I would never

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do that. I would say,
kid, you need to get your stimulation

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somewhere else. Taking off my shoes. There's a picture of me with our

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newborn baby, Landry, when I'm
holding I'm stupid too. My toxic trait

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is I won't let you clean because
it's not clean unless I clean it.

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But then I'll yell at you for
not cleaning. That is spot on for

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Trisha, Yeah, spot on.
Do you realize you do that? I

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mean you do not clearly you do. I mean, obviously I do.

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I do if I'm joking about it, right, because I'll wipe a counter

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down with the Clorox wipe and Trisha
will go back over top of it.

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You wipe the counter, you don't
wipe the whole counter. You wipe swash

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swats of the counter. How about
that. I don't know about the other

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day when I was in your room
and there was a piece of popcorn laying

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on your bedside table and it didn't
have been there for like a week,

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And I was like, do you
see that laying there? And You're like,

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no, I didn't even notice it. I think your eyes just don't

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see things I just which I find
amazing. Yeah. So yeah, it's

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gonna be frustrating to be you,
though, to want things to see,

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to see things all everything, see
anything. You see everything? I see

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all the things. Does that drive
you a little nuts? I mean sometimes

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yeah, Then other times I'm like, oh, I'm just glad I saw

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that. I'll clean it up.
If it's somebody else's house it's dirty,

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I don't care, right, it's
just mine. This was kind of funny.

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There's this guy. He lives in
Tennessee, was a Costco and his

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mom threw a surprise party at the
Costco. But here's what she did.

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They went to Costco on his birthday
and they just pretended like she was there.

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They were there to shop, but
every once in a while one of

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his closest friends had come up and
say, Hi, she had them planet

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in the store, thirty of them. Oh my god. And he finally

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figured it out what was going on. But I thought, that's pretty clever,

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right, that's very fuun. The
stories whela all right. Last week,

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a woman in North Carolina went to
a restaurant. She accidentally left her

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credit card behind. When she realized
she'd left it, she went back to

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pick it up. But here's the
problem. An employee had spotted the card,

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and in an effort to help find
the woman, he took photos of

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the front and back of the credit
card and posted it on Facebook in a

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group for the town. I've got
the woman talking about You want to hear

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it? Yes, here she is. I couldn't believe that they did that,

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But I was sick thinking that I'll
be responsible for all those charges.

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It had been used a whole lot, a whole lot of declines. Here's

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something crazy is that? When?
Okay, so, when I lived in

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Cincinnati, when I moved back to
Texas, there was still some male being

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delivered to that address, and one
of the things was a credit card.

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And the idiots that got my apartment
used that credit card to buy all kinds

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of marijuana growing stuff. Oh my
god. Right, And so I just

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turned it over the credit card company
and they took it from there. But

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how dumb is that? Right,
it's the address, the address, yeah

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idiot, Yeah, Trisha, Why
do you have a disco ball hanging from

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your rear view mirror? Seems very
out of character for you. Yeah,

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it's driving me crazy. I hate
it that it's there. I don't like

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to put things on my car like
that. But I took our daughter to

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a doctor's appointment last week because she
was sick. And normally it's her pediatrician

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that she's been going to since today
she was born, and they always have

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a basket of stickers, right,
and still to this day, she picks

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a sticker and the lady behind the
desk reached under her desk and pulled out

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this disco ball hanging from a string
and gave it to Landry. And the

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moment we got in the car,
she hung it up on my rearview mirror.

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I think it sends out a vibe
like I'm ready to party. I

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don't know. I think other cars
are gonna go. She parties, she

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parties. That's the vibe I want
to send out. But every time Landry

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gets in the car, she knocks
it around. I have to go stop.

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It's causing problem. Do you care
or don't care? To find out

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the average age in which a person
stops being cool. Oh gosh, could

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I guess? And you tell me
if I'm right? Mine was right on.

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This was right on for me.
Yeah, you guess. I'm gonna

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say you stop being cool at thirty
one now, thirty one thirty one.

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I think that's when I was the
coolest. Sorry, geez, just a

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guess. One is when you've just
mastered all the stuff you're trying to get

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down in your twenty gez again,
good, No, I'm afraid you'll bite

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my hand off. No, clearly
you're wrong. Thirty one, thirty nine,

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thirty nine. Really yep. I
had our daughter at thirty eight.

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At my thirty ninth birthday, I
still looked pretty good at my fortieth birthday

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not so great. Well, you
don't have to wait very long for a

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new trend in food or drink,
that's for sure. And the latest one

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is adding pickles. Yes, just
sliced pickles like you would put on a

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hamburger to the top of your doctor
pepper. Right, A big thing,

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and I've not tried it. I
love a doctor pepper. I don't want

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to mess up much. You love
a pickle, I love a pickle.

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But I just don't see the combination
together. But one of our listeners,

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Felix, Yep, he got himself
one, didn't he he did? He

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got one and he sent me the
photo. I posted it. He said

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he went to a sonic, ordered
it. They didn't even blink. Got

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is doctor Pepper with his pickles in
it? I posted the photo. I

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had all kinds of responses. I'd
say, fifty to fifty, Yes,

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they're going to try it, looks
good. Fifty fifth do you know it's

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disgusting. Here's the thing about trying
it. What's the downside? So you're

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out the cost of a drink?
Right right? So my friend Johanna,

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she and her daughter Coral, they
went to a sonic on Friday nights because

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tweet she I Guessa had seen my
post and they got one and they called

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me and they reported on back to
me as they were trying it. At

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first they were like, interesting,
not bad. Put the pickles in,

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and then about fifteen minutes later,
I guess the pickles had time to kind

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of marinate in there. Yeah,
they called back and they're like, okay,

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now it's gross. She got to
be careful how much pickles and pickles

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you put in. But they also
said that the Sonic they went to were

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like what you want what? They
didn't understand it. So I think it's

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hit or miss it is, And
I'm just reading some of the comments here.

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People are like, strange combination.
Wait what Wow, my nephew just

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put the vomit emoji. Yeah on
there, nasty. Jennifer Frazell, a

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longtime listener and friend, just made
the green smiling down smiley face one which

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means gross. But do you remember
there's people that love the pickle and Sonic

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did the Dill pickle slush. Oh
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that sounds like what my friend Johanna
said. She used to stick Jolly ranchers

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inside pickles and then the jolly rancher
flavor kind of infused into the pickle.

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Yeah. I like that. I
mean, I think it's the natural,

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the sweet and salty. You know, Felix got a lot of pickles in

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his. He put a lot of
pickles in his and then the big question

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was do you put just the pickles
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Right, I don't know, I
don't know. Well my for me,

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my answer is none. You don't
like a pickle. I don't. I

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am not a fan of a pickle. I do not care for a pickle.

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I'm the person that gives my pickle
away. Yeah, you know,

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the pickle comes with the sandwich.
I take it. You can always have

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it. I take it every single
time. And who decided to throw a

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pickle with it? Right? Pickle
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be on the side of something.
That's true. My friend Sean would order

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a jumbo pickle at the movie theater
every time we went rosed to drink the

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juice out a little celliphane that never
finished the pickle. I don't think in

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the history of jumbo pickle, says
anybody ever eat an entire jumbo pickle.

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Let's wrap up the show for the
day. Thanks for being with us.

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If you're just now getting in here, get here a little bit earlier tomorrow,

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all right, is pretty much the
latest you could get here if you're

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just tuning in. Yeah, is
the least amount of attrition seeing that you

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can get is right now. And
I have gotten a big kick out of

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you guys that have tagged us on
your social media post so we can see

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what you're up to. At the
Sandy Show Official on Instagram. How we

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do today? What we learned,
Well, we did pretty good. We

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learned that the age at which you
are no longer cool, all your coolness

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leaves your body thirty nine thirty nine
much tracked with me is right after I

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had our daughter. I think she
sucked all my coolness into herself. I

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don't think I was ever cool all
of a sudden. I couldn't fix my

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hair. I didn't know how to
put makeup on, had hair coming out

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of places all over. Well,
when you're pregnant, you have weird hair

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growth. Yeah, yeah, that
makes it sound weird. Good. That

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one on your shoulder blade, curly
one. It wasn't in places, it

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wasn't supposed to be. It was
just more than normal normal, it's normal.

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Another thing we learned we listened to
an interview that Michael Phelps was Was

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he on ballin night Show? Ye, it's Tonight's show. Yeah, And

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he was talking about the first time
his kid was in a swim race.

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We're here, Yeah, there you
go. It's never had a swimming race

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before ever. He literally said to
me, He's like, Dad, I'm

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going to jump off off the starting
block and I was like, awesome,

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I can't wait to see it.
Doesn't jump off the starting block. But

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as soon as he dove in,
I mean, he was half a body

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like that. It was unbelievable.
I've never seen anything like it. I've

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never seen him swim like that.
He took two breasts the whole lap and

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just I mean, I don't want
to say destroyed everybody, but I got

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yeah. Well, I mean,
your dad's Michael Pelps got good jeans.

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Yeah. Genetics. It's a thing
why our daughter can throw the shop,

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but strong parents, strong genetics.
Have a great day everyone, Thanks for

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listening. We'll do it again tomorrow, and don't take any crap from anybody.

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Bye bye,