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here's Mac maloney. Well, good evening one and welcome Macloney's Million Tracks show
here on the Distance on the radio network. This is mc maloney. Well,
what a show we have for you tonight. But first, girls,
get ready, sit yourselves down, stop fanning yourselves, get your big waxa
clan and said big Mixa wipes to squeegee and you lou because he's here,
very famous one one woman, Hey Mac, Hello, everybody. Hello,
girls, welcome to the show. It's going to be a good show,
very good show tonight. You're glad to be here and lifted this. You
told us that. So now this is the ninth week in a row.
When's the last time you had fish and chips. I've had chips a lot,
but no fish. It's so weird because I just I don't know you
Pick, I told I Lean, I said, we're overdue for some some
fish and one of the good restaurants in town. You know, you're you're
you're leaning to the unhealthy part of the the equation, right, because fish
is very healthy. It's just we just haven't we like to go out and
have fish and chips. You already take away the takeaway shops just don't do
it for us. Oh really, yeah, huh yeah. It's just because
it's a different style. It's more it's more portable. Okay, that's that's
the the allure of it. But you can eat it on your lap,
you know lap that's on your lap outside, and you know the seagulls hover
around you. That happened to me one times, are hovering around and then
I got pooped on on my that's good luck my jacket. Okay, very
quickly, very very quickly, because we have a time to issues and I
A long time ago, Lois and I were going into a movie. It
was very very cold out, and I don't mind paying to take it to
the movie, but I don't want to pay eight bucks for you know,
two cents worth of popcorn. It just I can't enjoy it. So we
went to the store ahead of time, and I bought one of those enormous
bags of cheese popcorn for ninety nine cents, you know what I mean.
So we're walking in in some candy bags. We're walking in and I and
I put it under my jacket, but it looks like wow. Right,
So now we're walking in and I say well, I'll break it open to
let the ear out, to compress it, you know what I mean.
So I did that, but when I did it, it exploded. Now
I'm just going this is the cinemagic at Salisbury. You can know this cinemagic
at Salisbury. Just I'm going in the door. It explodes, right,
and these seagulls come down and stud eating and all was like a see from
the birds. Oh like five seconds everyone saw me auckland and embarrassing. Anyway,
thank you one one for joining us tonight. Well I'm glad I triggered
that memory of that memory. Yeah right, yeah, okay, two years
of therapy get me over that. Anyway. A national correspondent this year switch
played Steve Watt switchy. Great to be here in ladies. Who can keep
fanning yourself if you want it? Yeah, yeah, you're better. Don't
stop. Right, So let's look at the hair. Ah, he's got
the jelly roll thing happening. He's actually showing you to us. It was
just a bed science. Okay, look look, Mack, I get out
of the shower and I comb it and it just you know, it's like
it is what it is. That's good. It does look like a low
maintenance garstop, which is good low maintenance but changing ever changing, Yeah,
like the seasons. Okay, thank you, So don't knock it. It
looks good. I'm not knocking it, but the next person might. I'm
going to get a hair one of these days. Really, I think you
needed up tall. This also with US is security chief wille klok w C.
How are you? You know? Like everyone else, it's I'm just
very happy to be here to night. Yes, yes, And first of
all I have to address obviously he made a comment about his low maintenance thing
and I've seen those you know they have those now, those new low maintenance
here pieces, right, yeah, just put them on forget about it.
It's real. I mean, uh, it's amazing. But but anyways,
you know, I'm not going to pick on on switch. You know,
I've just been jumping too much on him. So I have to talk to
one because he made a comment about eating food on his lap. I don't
know about you. I'm not double joining Italy. Bring your head all the
way down, how do you belong? And done the lap? The lap
is your table and then you elevate the food, oh to your mouth.
Okay, we got that. If you put other people's food in your life.
Now, it's okay, nice takeaway cardboard box thing, right, Okay,
you're not funny, and it's yes, you're not pay right. I've
seen movies like that anyway. I actually like I like eating out that way.
I like dining out once in my lap with we could just we could
turn that into a bumper in of all ten seconds, all with us in
the studio? Is that one now though? You pull mechanic? Oh Mac?
Hello? Everyone? Well, yeah, I don't know. I've got
a bad visual of the eating yeah, me, so everyone does. Of
course. Luckily we were a radio show. What the popcorn in your lap?
Exactly? In the dark? Yeah, yeah, okay, uh,
I was gonna say something funny about you. I can't remember. We went
down the moose ahead of time, just as a little week on mission and
you can tell anyway, everything okay with you? And the bees? Yell,
well we'll find out. Yeah, I'm fine. But the bees,
you know, we go to middle next week. It's supposed to get in
the fifties, and if they're flying there, they'll come alive there, they'll
come out. How many people in the how how many people? How many
bees? In the hive right now sleeping. There's probably four thousand, five
thousand in each hive here? Can you hear them storming? You on me?
Nothing? And you don't bother them because if you break it open,
you allow the cold air in the bad idea, right, that's a bad
idea. But yeah, and because then they'll die and then to replace them
in the spring. It's one hundred and seventy five per hive right now,
so it gets expensive, especially you're not getting any honey. Well, don't
die. Yeah, last year I got minimal honey honey the bees on I
could have bought the honey at ten dollars a pound and i'd have access.
I'd be pissed off. What are they loafing on the jog? That was
a horrible year last year. It rained so much, oh okay that the
flowers just all apallen. The nectar got washed out of the flowers. So
it was a real last year was a terrible year for bees. You're listening
to be time on TV. Bee talk and be talk right, okay?
Also with us is a favorite good witch up there and sideways in the eye
Rave Raven, how are you tonight? Raven? Hello, my friends.
I'm doing great things for having me. Hello. Hello, they pick paint
the picture, so you get it like a Pittsburgh steel has hat on something.
What do you do with that? It's not I don't are they baseball?
Yes? This is a I don't know what happen. This is somebody
sent it to me. It has like a little tree and like a I
don't know, like a little thing on it. It's like a little design.
Okay, that's good for free. I don't know. Is it a
get the celebrity glass up here? Uh? Celebrity glasses drinking something and a
yellow case drinking a cannabis infused sparkling water. So I may get no raven.
That hat reminds me of like a bee, you know when I look
at it, you know, like bees? But is there what they call
it? Bumblebee? Well, but yeah, yellow is my favorite color,
so it's really good. So what's up with the Elvis Costello T shirt?
I actually got this at a thrift store a few years ago, and I'm
like, I was Costello and I got it for like two dollars, So
don't let him know. Yeah, interesting guy. I know people close to
big, big fans of him. I never got it. I just never
you know, not all people get all kinds of music, but I just
never got him, you know what I mean. Sounds out of tune.
He can't sing anyway, like them Els Costello and the Attractions. A few
days, I'm right for that punk that song radio radio. Yeah right,
you know, twenty years later doing the albums with burd back racking, you
know, don't like you know, iced to pay full? Yeah? Uh?
What's his wife's name? Though? His wife is kind of attractive.
She's a blues she's kinda she's she's a singer herself, Diana kraw or something.
Oh really Yeah. In the meantime, hey, listen right, yeah,
talking about hot chicks. She's good down there in South North Carolina is
the hot line with the clovette. Susan, Kay, how are you doing
tonight? Susan? I am doing well. Thank you so much for having
me. How's everybody else doing? Susan? You look a glow? Are
you a glow tonight? Just because I'm here? Really? Okay? Imagine
all living in a house like you know what they call that, yeah,
like big brother, all in the house fighting each other and stuff, throwing,
throwing, drinks on each other's faces and stuff. Anyway, tonight we
have quite a show a mune Yeah, yeah, no, I'm thinking of
South Beach. What was the name of the thing with the with the with
the five dudes from New Jersey? Jersey? Sure, Jersey shure, Yeah,
we do Jersey. Sure. Maybe. Anyway, we hopefully have an
interesting show tonight. Well, when you have a guest on around seven o'clock
or so. Her name is Irena, and she's going to talk to us
about the Pascal Gula abductions. Is that right? Switchy? Did I pronounce
that right? Yeahola, Mississippi? Right yeah. Charles Hickson in Calvin Parker
something October nineteen seventy three, something about this particular abduction has just has stayed
around with us. It's got the attention of a lot of people. A
lot of like research has been done into a lot of different theories. It's
really crazy. These aren't These are the people who look like carrots. It
looks like like aluminum robots, aluminum robots. I read the book by Charles
Hickson, and I think Mendez or Menendez, And there was a part in
there where supposedly when they were inside through a partition in a window, they
saw entities that looked more human, and I didn't know that. It's implying
that these androids or whatever they were, were something that they controlled something a
mile since I looked at that like a special ops type of thing, I've
heard people kind of suggest that as well, necessarily a special op. I
think the implication was that the the people running the craft were humanoid, but
they were using these I don't know robots to collect the human specimens. Well,
I was trouble when that happens. But the other thing, you know,
there's a weird thing about it was a lot of other people didn't see
anything. It's almost like it was cloak somehow. But there's really a kind
of an interesting follow up to this too, where it was it, oh
gosh, what's that guy's name, Rex Trail, famous with all researcher.
He believed that Hickson was a repeater and he was. He had several other
sidings afterwards. It'll be interesting what this lady says about the case repeater.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And she's from England, so I think she
has a different point of view on it, and so and and we're also
gonna have a report from club about this new like Russian threat, but they
have a secret nuclear weapon. They're gonna put it in his base. They're
gonna balls up at any moment. That's interesting and also hopefully club I mean
yet club. Sorry, sorry I missed you up the club would switch switch
will also be talking to us about what do you talk about tonight, switchy.
I'm sure he feels good about that. He does. Oh, switch
is looking up what his topic is? What are you talking about tonight,
Switchy? Oh? The the alleged secret diary of Admiral Berg? Oh right,
yeah, the guy went, it's all right. But before we do
that, listen, we get a number of lists tonight. And I don't
know where this came from from. Fans have been writing into us for about
three or four months, and we announced a couple of weeks ago there was
starting a rock band, was starting a band. I was gonna be on
druma sorry all it's about all. I'm good for her. Yeah. You
know, you know what they call guys who hang around musicians dramas. I've
been called worse because you know, my one's gonna be playing guitar, switching
on the keyboards, and there's jokes in there. I can't go on.
But anyway, so we need a name though, before we win the studio,
we need a name. I played a bandjo Yeah, yeah, you
are the lead singer there due deliverance in the background. If you want them
raven, we'll be on you know, vocal. Okay, So anyway,
but we need a name before we can get contracts. So it turns out
that Susan K has Top ten names. So the Gang's new rock band?
Please tell me you got it, Susan, Yeah, it right here,
I'm right, okay, here we go. I guess we'll start some music
this Top ten names. We've done this in the past. I don't know
what we're doing in again. Top ten names for the band's new So the
Gang's new rock band please number ten, Susan, number ten, one one
and the one ones featuring one one right, because i'd have to talk on
it. No, yeah, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get kick the
box. I'll comment, okay, Number nine please, the Dead Winston's is
not the name of your hedgehog. I get I get it. But yeah,
well okay, next, hey, im right. Pieces, Fish and
the Chips, Fish and the chips, right. I like that one.
Yeah, you should trademark that one TM so that no one can steal it.
I like Fish and the Chippies. Fishing the Chippies is another interpretation.
Next please all right. Number seven Raven Buns and Her Ironic Zombies. Yeah,
we're talking with a z in her Running Zombies had by the album Raven
Raven Fun Buns and Her iron The Ironic Zombies are moronicies. That's the second
album. Next please, So these are top ten names for the Gang's new
rock band. Number six, Little Switch and the Mocks. I think that's
cute. Hang on, hang on, sorry, Switchy switching the moths switch
Little Switch in the Moths like Little Steven. Okay, next please, Susan.
Number five, Bob and the Undead. That's a good one. The
Ghost I would see him not one too, Okay, let's move on before
he eats. He's Number four, Big Mac and the Cardio and Faction.
I get it. Yeah, but I see a lawsuit in that be Mac
in the heart attack. There would be in the round, Boss. Just
switch it up a little, that's all. Next, Susan, all right.
Number three Uncle Al and his Dirty Bees. I like next let's get
a Killer Bees. Killer Bees would be better, Susan. Please? All
right? So's my favorite Grandmaster Club and blunt Force Trauma. Yeah, and
the number one name for the gang's new rock band, Cat Poison, No
man, can I can I add one that displace would be appropriate? Number
eleven? Yep? How about switching in the mop heads? Yeah? Yeah,
okay, all right, switch get out laughing and you're laughing inside.
I'm laughing inside. Well, thank you Susan for that. Luckily you can
get a speeding ticket to be on the show tonight. But why don't we
do this, Why don't we take a crush breakdown, really regroup early,
you know, listening to Macloney's mull Time show here in the distance the radio
network the whole Gangs. Yeah, we'll be right back. Hey, Mac
Malone fans, this is Pistol Pete and I'm sitting here with the one and
only Mac Maloney. Hi, Mac hipee. Now, Mac, you've got
a new book out called How to Dump a Body at Sea and Not Get
Caught that you wrote with our pal, famous crime novelist Mark Zappula. How
did this whole thing come about? Well, Mac and I have this mutual
friend that we would go out having beers with every once in a while,
and he had the same twenty stories that he would tell us kind of over
and over again. And at some point I said, you know, we
should write these down, and we did and it turned into a book.
It's such a crazy title. How'd you come up with it? Well,
kind of the same thing. We're in talking to this friend of oz one
night and he just said, you know, how to get rid of a
body at sea? And I cant taught, And of course we didn't know,
and so he told us. And the secret is in the book.
But I can say that it involves a lot of chainling fence and some crabs.
Now, Mac, you gave me an advanced copy of the book,
and like I said before, it's one of the funniest things I've ever read.
It reminded me of the Sopranos if the Sopranos had a laugh track.
Thanks Pete. But it also it gives you instructions on how to do some
pretty shady stuff, stuff not exactly legal. Well, yeah, the book
is about the true life adventures of a dreuvenile de Linklin grown up in Boston
in the late nineteen eighties. So you get a lot of the inside stuff
like the best way to steal a CA, best way to burn ACA,
how to make fake ideas, things like that. But in one chapter you
actually tell people how to turn an old, broken down Toyota into a brand
new Rolls Royce in five easy steps and it actually works. Yeah. I
know it sounds crazy. I didn't believe it until I saw the proof,
but yes, it actually works. Now, one last question. There's a
lot of laughs in the book, but also a lot of pretty crazy stuff,
legal and illegal. Is it really all true? It's really all true,
but on the advice of a publisher, they've asked us not the same
thing beyond that for legal reason. But yes, it is all true.
Well thanks Mac. That's how to dump a body at sea and not get
caught. The Al Ferrari story by Mac and crime writer Mark Zippula. Today
on Amazon, Welcome back and went to Macloney's milk Trak Saw show here on
the Distance under Radio network. This is macloney Clow. What a show this
already is here tonight. Let me introduce the members of the posse. A
lot of people here have big posse. Tonight, girls he's here one one
over across the puddle. Funny, Hello maclot girls, Hello, everybody,
welcome to the show. It's gonna be a fun one tonight. It's fun
already fun on ready right, that's the tattoo. Also with us, he's
doing his exercises right now. Wow, he's dressed like that linebacker for the
Pats with Juden with the with the red sleeves on the top of the blue.
He didn't even know it is respond switch place? What's up about football?
Switch? How's how's how's the switch tonight? Okay? Pretty good?
Little stiff back here? What's that mean he's putting to his back of his
neck the folks in case? Yeah, okay, all right, thank you.
Why is there a knife back there you can't reach? Is that what
you mean? Anyway? Also with us is our security chief, Willie club
throw. You could be here again tonight and looking forward to whatever the upcoming
situation rights? We yes, right, you're all dressed in white tonight.
How come just a coincidence? I don't know, I just you know some
I get ready, I get in the food before the shelf, really,
and I'll sit in the room and I'll shut all the lights off, and
I'll talk to myself and then I'll figure out then and it just comes to
me. What do we Yeah? Interesting, listen, I just got to
ask you have pants on? By the way, pants on? Yes?
Just my speed? Oh I don't have pants on? Zoom prove it,
hang on, relax, relax? Also with us is uh can't our now
though? In the studio? Hi everybody? And yes I do have pants
on? Yes, Yes, that's been it. We're in the studios.
Sorry here we had to drive here, have to wear pants? Uh?
So anyway, al house things with you do? We always talk to you
how the bees that have the bees are fine and you know they're they're tucked
away from the winter hopefully and like I said, within the next week it's
supposed to get in the fifties. And yes, maybe they'll be out and
I'll be able to take we can guess. Can we give you a honey
away as prizes on the show? What's you have problem with with you can't
sell it to the public. Well, I don't sell it. I mean
I just don't give it away. I give it away. But the problem
you would run into is sending it in a some liabilities there I mean,
yeah, a lot to send in a million right, well, I mean
it would be expensive to send it. I think they ask you when you
go to the post office. Is there anything breakable? Is everything? That?
Always? What a mess A pound of honey would bet out, you
know, but definitely the best honey I've ever had before ever has a little
bit of a sweetness to it and a little bit of a kind of a
weed taste to it. That is in thank you, Alfa Johnnie, I
said, oh, hey, glad to be here. You know. It's
uh, it's just one of those things. Also with us, one of
those things. Wow. Also with us is a favorite good witch up there
in star ways Raven. How are you tonight? Raved? Oh, my
friends, I'm doing good things for having me. I know you're just bursting
with excitement. You have a big announcement. We're going to get to it
very soon. Okay, okay, sure, can you contain meself? I
think I can? Yeah. Hm. Also with us, why should do
this because it sounds funny. Luckily we have a doctor with us tonight,
doctor Bob Gross. Let's clap him man only because he's from Chicago and those
people. Doctor Bob, how are you doing hello man. Hell, everyone's
great to be here, great to be alive, great to be alive,
pants on so great to have pants on. I agree with you on both
counts. I should tell everybody that off air the girls were talking about how
doctor bub look said the movie star the girls in hal I think the three
of them one time, right right. I don't know if I was involved
in me. Okay, you have that movie. Look, man, you
should put out your headshot to the one day I Shower? Oh is the
name of you bo biography? Also with us? Although also with us?
Is we know he has the hot lines in the corvette? Susan? Okay,
super fan, how you doing? Susan? This is you know we
have to clap for her too, because it wouldn't you so nice to be
here. Thank you so much for having me make my week, my month?
Really okay? All right, right, good good dear. So listen,
we're we have we have a guest coming up hopefully at seven o'clive from
England calling him very late. What time is it there right now? One
one? It is? Well, it's five five hours sooner than it is
over there. Okay, so we've been more confused. What time is it
there, it's eleven nine. Okay, I'm gonna say the over rundo is
fifty to fifty if I guess makes it. Okay, just got a feeling
she's already asleep, but let's see what happens. She's gonna talk about the
Pastoula abductions, very very famous abduction case. That's near a Navy base,
right, switchy. I believe it is, but I don't recall what the
base is. Yeah, my uncle worked for the people who made aircraft,
have made submarines United was inned boat no general dynamic electric boat, electric boat.
He told me. When she says when I die, and I know
I'm not going to hell because I've been to basket cooler anyway. So listen.
So club actually has some fan letters. We've been going over the late
latest fan letters. Club had to sanitize them thirty days and now we have
I think a half a dozen that are appropriate enough to present to the listening
audience. Is that right, club? How's that for the well when you
use the term appropriate enough, okay, because I'll tell you even had to
spray them with disinfection and uh and they were emails. You're going to give
it a try here. I'm staying far away from them a little bit,
printed them out and the paper just anyways. But I'm excited about it,
so we'll we'll get it done. To's just start some music, some appropriate
music, please, the latest fan letters that were cleared by club. Please
club cleared by club? Oh boy, Well that's throwing me under the bus,
isn't it? Not yet? I just hope it's moving. It's early.
What we'll call this, you know, sort of one one's night.
Let's see, we'll should I should I begin at this point? Yes?
Please talk? Okay? The first email is addressed DM mac in gang.
Is it just me? Or does anyone else? You've a flying fuck that
one? One lives in jolly old England, Big woop, as the kids
say, the place is full of fags. That's what they call cigarettes now
over there true and their favorite the dirt is spotted dish. Come on,
So one one eats fish and chips. O the fuck? What I eat
fish and chips? Where's my goddamn fly over? They also eat mice,
but that's another shell. The only food I want to hear you that he's
talking about is throwing one one into a vat of Boiling one one one,
Tom Sopp, he's out, sim Switches cat Heel. Yes, even God,
you need a doctor, Bobby, you like a psychiatrist and you like
analyzing. I'd like to meet that person. No, I wouldn't, Okay,
you like I just would. Anyways, I'm a guy in the colleges.
The best part about that is I'm not mentioned in it, and neither
of most of us. Stay tuned. Please the show over. Don't stop
now. I got the stench out of that one. You're ready for number
two? Yes? Please? Hi, gang and especially club who this letter
is for. We live in high desert in California. Get your show on
iHeart Radio. But sometime it freezes up, usually when you guys are laughing,
you off, behind off. We miss things and it's impossible to rewrhyme.
So here's our question. On the recent show about movies. Did clubs
say he was once in a porn movie? And I must address that.
I must admit I was not in a porn movie, but when I was
a teenager, there were times I felt that I was. I lived in
one. Okay, but anyways, Debbie does debuty. Okay, that's a
no from the club. That's a no no. But anyways, I want
to give credit to the the authors of that. And that's a missed Dick
and Mistress Jane stupid video skidoo California. A lot of places out there,
as you know, JE specialize on that, right there. Wow man,
all right, well we'll move on to victory. It's if this ever gets
on the go ahead club. Please. I want to leep you. I
want to bleep you and bleep all over your bleep whist my staff watches.
Hah. Did you get my teddy bear signed all man? Andy? Oh
boy, yes, please tell one one to stop writing me ins fight with
everyone might think I don't know Lily James contact info nor her brass eyes.
That's the second one. One. Have all my teddy Bears forwarded by the
postal service, so I requested not to receive them. Look for from all
men Andy. Uhha, Well we're really moving ahead now. Okay, please
here's another one. Be a gang of idiots. Did it ever occurred to
you that Switchy is balled for a reason, Like some reason Lex Luthor is
balled or Bain or Alpha Man or trigger Boy from Universe two D. Switchy
is obviously a super villain and his rug is part of his disguise, you
dolts. He's going to take over the world. But I think I know
a way to stop him and save humanity. If you would have Vemo,
I'll share it with you. In the meantime, Man up, you average
height idiots. Keep your heads out of the clouds in the NBA games.
Signed Peter Robbins. That's very please, Bob, you are all right.
Might have to read them. God please next, as they say when you're
walking through hell, don't stop go please all right, Switchy, here's another
one. Hello. I'm wanting to thank Switchy for responding to my ad on
Moscow Craigslist. I am a divorcee and former government worker. My dream is
to hunt mooks and squirrel with you in the woods of West Virginia. Steve
Squirrel, my Bopka make me dream come true. Forward price of plane tickets
from Russia to America. There are two of them. That's including my boss
Boris, who wants to pull water from mort Man's ass. Signing this Natasha
of course, Switchy, come on, you're learn to girl with moose and
squirrel. That's good. That's old school, buddy like that. Yeah,
I thought they would get Remember Chauncey and Edgar. The two guys would sit
on the park bench and they'd say, now there's something you don't see every
day. Chauncey, what's that? Edgar? And they say, you know,
Moose from the Squirrel doing whatever. Okay, don't remember it might be
before my time. I don't stop. Was this was this in the Rocky
and Bull Show? Describe something they were doing and they say, oh,
I don't know, I see it every day on the Rocky Show. It's
a bit. That's another thing. And it was a lot of funnier if
you remember it. If if people people really probably don't remember what time,
But Raven, do you know what we're talking about? Rocky and Bulllong,
Rocky and Bullwinkel, Rocky and Bowling. Of course, do you Susan?
Do you know, Susan? Do you remember show? Yeah? I used
the what and then one yeah, yeah, yeah, just funny. These
cartunes you can't discome other than they would appeal to kids on one level,
but they were appeal to adults on the other. There's like these kind of
like double on punges and kind of inside jokes. They were hilarious. The
Ryan Man when'd you figure out what's going on? It's unbelievably funny. Do
you remember one of their Yeah, one of their big gigs or gags was
if you put on the the Derwood Kirby Kurwood Derby, you became the smartest
man on earth, the Kurwood Derby. And there was a guy named Derwood
Kirby who they were making fun of. Yeah, because he's the stupidest guy,
right, So they were constantly busting this guy and he was going to
sue them because they were making fun of him. So they ended up instead
of being Kirkwood Derby whatever, they would go to Kurwood Derby and stef Right.
Yes, he couldn't sue them because he who was the was the he
was the second banana for who like Gary Moore? Okay, yeah, yeah,
the name of anyway? Yeah yeah. That was a funny, funny,
freaking show. And just if we're gonna tell stories, So the guy
who who did that show, he was a really crazy guy. He would
appear sometimes in the cartoons. But he used to go in the office and
you have like a Napoleon hat on. I forget his name, but his
name appeared in the credits a lot. So anyway, so that show had
just started out. He's driving the country in the first win a bagel ever
made. This guy bought it. I think his name is Gaines. I'm
not sure. The publicity stunt is he's going to pull up to the gates
of the White House and try to get publicity, try to get into the
White House to publicize rocking Bullwinkle. Right, he does that, He's surrounded
by guns. He does it on the day Jeff k got shot. Yeah,
imagine anyway, Oh please do we have? How many more do we
have? Oh? Thankfulness, we're on our last one? Okay, Well,
by the way, my favorite on there was Dudley do right. Oh
yeah, he's right, yeah, no, yeah, now I had to
think about the theme song for that bit was great, very cool, yeah,
very fairy tales are pretty good too. Yeah. Hans Conried, Yeah,
I just saw the movie The The Creature that Challenged the Earth, and
there's about a big octopost in the Salton Sea in California, and Hans Conried
was the yea was a scientist, yeah right, yeah, yeah. He
was a voice in a lot of those yeah right, yeah, yeah,
yeah. He had very distinctive voice for a voice please? Uh, club
the last one? All right? If I have to, I will,
That's okay. But dear Mac, you said on a recent show that you
don't get any email. That's not true. I write you all the time.
You just never reply in the stuff big shot radio staff and author.
Oh such a funny word. Author. Just remember, kid, I knew
you when you couldn't even say it. Never mind spell, Yeah, don't
mind me. I'm just reading again. So get your haircut, scrub your
teeth. Dude, are you using that ointment I sent you? Love?
Mom? Oh Mom, she's in touch. Did I hear clubs in a
movie? We all got zinc tonight? Wow? Hey, I came out
of that pretty anyway. Are you sure you didn't write these? I don't
know how to write. We don't know. No one does, as it
turns out, Why don't we take a quessure right now? That way I'll
be it'd be easier to edit the whole place, the whole thing out of
the show. Okay, So to go put some deodor in? Yeah,
yeah, here me both. Why don't we do oh my squader when we
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mil track saw show here at the District out of radio network. This is
mac Maloney. What a show we have for you tonight. The funny thing
is a lot of it is happening off stage, but that's another show.
Girls. He's here tonight, the very famous wan One, the only one
that we know is across the puddle money. That's right. I'm in the
UK. Definitely, And it's cool right now. Glad to be here,
Glad to be anywhere as a matter of fact. And went's to the show,
Ladies and gentlemen and all ships at sea. You were in the salt
of England right where it's warm all the time, warm and sunny. We're
well, I'm on the south coast. Go ahead. I could see the
Isle of Wight from my house. Yes, okay, which is very nice.
Yes, but don't you get warma weather than the most of the Yeah,
I'm in you know, the fifties. It's been the mid to upper
fifties. At times it's like fifteen celsia. Really, don't don't confuse us
with that stuff, all that crap. I have to say, Alexa,
what's fifteen celsius in fahrenheit? She didn't know. Okay, anyway, thank
you. Well also with us is actually corresponded, switch lad Steve Wan switchy.
Great to be here, trying to keep up the energy. Everything okay
with you, everything is beyond wonderful. Please tell me that you had something
really good for breakfast, and I just to kind of rescue the show at
this point, I had something pretty good. You want me to tell you
what he is doing. Let's introduce everyone else here and then we'll go back
to you. Okay, okay, all right, all right, dude,
did they our security chief, Willie Club is with us. Willy Okay,
Hi everyone. It's uh great to be here, I must say. And
I can't wait to hear about switches breakfast, I've been okay, pins and
needles. We have a number of announcements. He's dressed in white and he
looks like a bishop, but he's in that bishop kind of looking mode,
you know. There he goes right hopefully the side of the cross. He
looks like a vicar. A vicar is the word I was shouting. Also,
what language? Also with us? Is our favorite good bitch out there
and sideways in the eye. How she stays with us, we don't know.
Raven, Hi, my friends, thank you so much for having me
the rose among Thawns. Oh are you raving tonight? I'm good, I'm
good. And what are you drinking? Just tell us we don't care.
It's drink already. I'm drunk already. Well, not a bad sign,
spill it. It's just it's really funny. I don't tell you what kind
of night man? Wow, I gotta come. It's a drink that she's
drunk. Now she's drunk, go figure, drink drank, drunk, drink
drink drunk. Conjugate that. Also also with us is super Fie Susan.
Kay, Susan, how are you to? And I also knows I check
him in the co Vett. What year is the Covet? Two thousand and
four, two thousand and four. Yeah, yeah, okay, nice,
I can picture it. How are you tonight? House? Things down there
in North Carolina that he can tell us about it? Yeah, okay,
nice, it's been nice weather. We haven't had any snow. It snowed,
but like ten minutes, we haven't had any snow. Susan is originally
from Boston. We haven't had any kind of a snowfall here in three years
over five inches if you can imagine that. So anyway, also with us
talk about snow and cold, Doctor Bob gross out there in Chicago, Doctor
Bob, because we need a doctor on every show on Stampy Hello Mac,
Hello everybody. It's probably the UK, but from from the IL. Does
that count almost? Yeah? It's next to Vicars, yes, yes,
yeah, the home of the beginning of Route sixty. Six, right,
yeah, that was well it was root sixty six. What year? What
year was that corvette? So that was probably a sixty one or three sixty
three, yeah, three sixty two something like that. Did they have a
slip headlights? I think I had the round headlights and that sixty two?
Yeah it was oh yeah great? Ye soundtrack? Uh what's his name?
Mancini? Right, Peter Mancini? Boo anyway, listen. So anyway,
also with us, I'm sorry, as I guessed, Irena, police,
just tell us who you are, please and uh tell us you please,
Irena. Yes, I've been investigating UFOs, but it wasn't my profession.
I've worked in regular work. I have a PhD from a veterinary school and
was a professor. And I also had worked for the Defense Intelligence Agency.
Really yes, wow, well, and I'm sorry, but so you are
in the US. Where were you located? Exactly in the US in Ohio.
It's toward the eastern side of the US. Okay, all right,
so you worked for the d i A. And I mean but you you
also what retained an interest in UFOs? Did you always have? It was
a result that you're working for, you know, the government agency they get
you involved interested. No, I was interested because I had sightings, and
I didn't mention it at all because I wasn't in I was in scientific work,
and so I didn't say anything about it for many, many, many
years. Then as I needed retirement, I said a little bit about it
and got harassed, and then retired and said more about it. Okay,
so what is the thing? What? What what can you what did you
learn during your time with the d IA that you can tell us now that
it's just going to like kind of wow us. Well, my time with
the d IA is one thing I learned is that they keep track of everything
all over the world. I mean, you know, if you have an
air base, a military base, or an air base or something else,
they have The United States has all accordinates and all the target conformation. So
if more it breaks out, they just push a button and everything can be
wiped out. Bo yep. Well, people should know that the difference between
the CIA. So the CIA is a central intelligence agency, Okay, fine,
the d IA is a defense intelligence agency. Basically the CIA for the
military. If you can, if you imagine, the CIA really doesn't isn't
really part of the military. It's a US military. It's it's part of
something else. And the DA is like the military's CIA, right Yeah,
de I A is for other countries investigating all over right, yeah sure.
So so so how long did you work for them for I worked in the
National Geospace Intelligence Agency for several years, and then I worked for the Defense
Intelligence Agents. Okay, yeah, okay, all right. And it's so
you went into the job believing in UFOs. Do you still believe in UFOs?
I didn't believe. I had my own experiences starting from when I was
a kid, Okay, but it wasn't about is anything that happened to you
in the de A, you know, swerved you away from that belief or
are you still a believer in that these things are real? And so on?
Well, something that happened was that my supervisors, who were fairly high
in the d I A. I was in air Order of Battle and we
were supposed to identify all the flying objects we saw all over this area.
And they saw there was something on the film that was identified as a UFO,
and so they turned it in as a UFO to their superiors, and
their superiors said, no, it wasn't. It was a spot on the
film, what was on two films, and if you'd get it in stereo
and things, so you knew it was real. And then they had it
investigated by what they called sense, a density of people that studied photography who
also said it was something real, but their supervisors said, no, it
wasn't. It was a spot on the film, even though that made no
sense whatsoever. And so my supervisors were quite put out about it because they
were supposed to be the authorities and these people above them were saying no,
they didn't see anything, and they didn't say anything logic cold it had a
related to the actual photographs. So I thought that someplace way up there's people
that are making phenomenon, but it wasn't. I don't think my supervisors had
a clearance to know about it, right should should do you think that?
Though? There's my question is that I know that. I mean, the
the the common belief is that once you get elected president, you know everything,
you're briefed and everything. Okay, that's not exactly true. I know
they have like a handful of secrets of you know, depending on who's taking
over, that they're going to take it, that they're going to tell you
and I remember Obama saying, you know, like three of the five kept
being awake at night. You know, it's like shit, you don't want
to know, all right. But I think that if UFOs were real,
and I think that every president in the past forty years probably asked some form
of that question. Okay, and you're not necessarily briefed on it, but
if you ask, right, you have to be briefed on it. And
I just think that the previous occupant of the Whitehouse would have asked, and
they would have had it, told him to tell him, and he would
have tweeted about it in seconds. Right. So my question to you is,
I mean, what do they know? Do you think they know enough
that they could they could call the press conference right now and say here's the
evidence and convince the majority of people. Do you think they have that much
evidence on hand? From what you've seen, I would say they probably have
theirographic evidence, but I don't know where in the government. It is probably
pretty high in the government. M h. I guess that they. I
mean the dia is who released those video films. Yeah, the tiktack and
so on. Much better photography than that, right right, All right,
So My next version, then, is that just in the past few years,
and this is something that's been different over the past you know, forty
years, is that the US government, the military seems to be almost admitting
that these things, especially on the tiktak videos, are real. We don't
know what they are. All of a sudden, we're calling them a national
security threat and they're talking about them, you know, And what has changed?
What do you think has changed in the past three or four years.
We keep saying, well, they've found a committee and they'll get millions,
they'll get money, so why not do it? But do you think the
government is finally kind of lowering its you know, shield a little bit.
It could be there might be more public pressure because there's probably a lot of
people that have seen them. And what are those signals I'm trying to assume,
get another bier go ahead? Please? What don't no? I mean?
But so, is there anything that would so there's nothing you've never seen
anything cross your desk that would you know, convinced the majority of us that
something is going on as far as you have follos a concern. Yeah,
I think the Times article in twenty seventeen had a big influence because they had
a pretty I mean it mentioned that the government actually was studying UFO was a
secret, but they had been doing that before, right, And I had
written an article about disclosure in the move On Journals several years ago before that
came out about the petical memorandum that that showed way way back that the government
was secretly studying UFOs and talking out the other side of their faces. Right,
No, they don't exist because they had the Rubbertson panel right right,
Yes, it is to debunk UFOs. Well, actually the government was secretly
studying them in top secret way before that, but themselves, this is in
the early fifties. As a way to quote unquote solve the UFO problem,
they put together this panel and as they full of military guys and CIA guys,
and the CIA people were concerned that if you had some kind of like
a mass UFO sighting that so only people would call the Pentagon and call of
the White House, that they would fall. They would jam up the phone
lines, you know, this is the fifties, and the Russians would be
able to attack us without any kind of communication. So that's what started the
whole idea that let's make fools out of the people who claim they see Ufos's
let's let's make it seem that there are all hoaxes they see in Venus and
so on and Solboark. They wanted to make it seem like, you know,
it's like kind of the cuckoo factor and that way when people saw UFOs,
they wouldn't you know, flood the you know, the Pentagon you in
the White House with phone calls. I mean, it was as simple as
that. And that's just this whole idea that the CIA is always trying to
downplay. UFO is a public but they've been studying them, you know,
in private, and it's no surprise they've been doing it from the sixties.
They just they've just been denying it until like a few years ago, right,
I mean, yes, So anyway, so you and Philip Mandam have
worked on a book, is that true? We've worked on several books,
and the most recent one has been in the past Stola correction account. Okay,
all right, And and that's a very famous account. It seems like
it's one of these accounts that hangs on for a long time. People are
very interested in it, right, Okay, So you know what can you
tell us about it? Weren't they people they were in there were shaped like
robots and they had carrots or eyes or something. It was really kind of
an unusual description of the aliens, right, Well, it was unusual,
and it was an extremely good account because a lot of accounts hinge on hypnosis,
okay, people having no memory of things, or people having solitary sightings
and abductions out in the middle of nowhere and things like that. Well,
this was different because it had two people, both witnesses. They actually remembered
it consciously and right when it happened. He discussed whether they're reported or not,
because obviously, you know, everybody'd laugh at him. But they did
report it. They reported immediately, They interviewed immediately. They were the police
that interviewed them. One of thought they might be hoaxing, and so they
after they viewed them separately, they put them together and put them in a
room together and had a hidden tape recorder so that they could find out whether
the people were telling the truth or lying. And the hidden tape recorder after
they took it out, showed that they were not only telling the truth,
but they were both just like about have heart attacks or go crazy. They
were so scared, right the police. The police transcripts, which I've read
are really kind of chilling because it says, there's no way these guys are
making this up. You know, they're just not you know, reacting like
as as hoaxes or whatever, you know. And uh, well, so
is the book out on the market now, Yes, it's on the market.
What's the name? What's the title? Here? It is? Can
you say on the radio? But yeah, we can see it? Yeah,
okay, all right, beyond reasonable doubt. I like the title.
It's on Amazon. I'm sure right, it's on Amazon. Yes, and
you and you and Phield you work together. You you were co authors of
this, Yes we are, okay. And he's in England. You are
in US, right, okay, and you meet ever in you know,
in person. It's just on these programs and things on podcasts. Okay,
all right, all right, so your friends though, your friends, your
cold, your colleagues. Yes, he uh, he's in England. And
the event happened down in Mississippi, right, yes, one accent. Mississippi
has another accent, that's true. Yes, and everything else. So we
wanted somebody in the United States to interview down there. Yes, have you
been down there? Have you gone down to the Mississippi to the site itself?
No, my husband mississipp Yeah, I've been in Mississippi, but I
haven't gone down there. Really, yes, yeah, what do you think
of Mississippi? Just off the top of your head. It's interesting because there
when I went with my husband, they have such a strong accent that he
had to practically translate what people were saying. Really, yeah, that does
not surprise me. So anyway, listen, I mean you want to hang
around. We're going to do a top ten list right now for the show.
You want to hang around with us? Oh yeah, okay, all
right? So when do we do this? We don't need a commercial break,
do we? O'll? Well, we're ready to roll. What don't
we do the top ten list? Raven has there? You go round one?
Yes? All right? Yeah? Lay that message right? So you
have a top ten lists far us? Right? Right? Please? Do
I just had it pulled up. I'm getting up pulled up again now if
I can remember, And that's not a hundred per cent chance. I think
it is top ten reasons why Switch is going to buy an alligator? That's
what you said? Which is perfect for this night, as it turns out.
Okay. Top ten reasons why we're just gonna buy an alligator? You
ready, yeah, okay, we'll stop the music. Is this gonna be
credible? Mac oh, yeah, of course. Okay. I just wanted
to be sure switch. I don't read anything that is not credible. I'll
switch switch good. Please Number ten please, right, number ten. They
cost less than crocodiles to feed, and so okay, number nine, please,
they don't have to be burnt. They don't have to be burped.
This will go quick, go ahead. Eight, number eight. When the
day comes, I'll have a nice pair of shoes, I think, okay,
wow, seven Please do you know a better way to keep it is
off your lawn? That's yeah, that's a good one. Good nice numbers.
His cats need a new friend to play with for a little while.
A Top ten reasons why switches by an Alligat number five, let's just let's
just call it his annoying barking canine elimination systems annoying. Please right number four.
It's the closest thing he could think of to running away and joining the
circus. Alliget is in circus. Probably not be nice please rave, no
idea, no litter box to clean? Right, wow, okay, right
here we go. I'm sorry, Doug Dog just shaking his head. Well
it's too much tonight, just some it's just egg and yeah, sorry,
you're not this tough love. That's what it must be club. Okay,
all right? Are we a number two? One? What we're number two?
Number two? Number two? Bald rug? It doesn't matter. Alligators
don't judge. So well, that was incredible, all right and the number
one reason Switch wants to buy an alligator. They taste like chicken. Switch.
Okay, Marien, you're still with us. She's shaking her head.
Yeah. Sorry, you didn't know what you were getting into it, did
you. I I do have a question for Irene for go ahead ahead that
why not? Now? Go ahead please? Okay, Irene. I understand
that Charles Hickson was a repeater, a researcher named Ray Stanford who's been in
this for a while. I did some extensive interviews with him, and I
heard stories that Charles Hickson would be out hunting. This is after the passing
incident. He would be out hunting and all of a sudden things will get
quiet, you know, like the OZ factor and he'd have a sighting,
not another reduction, but he'd have another sighting. And even Race Stanford went
with him one year after the Pasca Gooula incident and they sat there on that
pier. Nothing happened. But later on he took him down to Texas.
Ray Stanford had an area he called Starlight International and they actually had a sighting,
a classic sighting down there, and he thought he believed that as some
people do seem to attract these things or have more experiences than others, he
believed that Charles Hickson was one of those persons. I just wonder if in
your research you encountered that or had any opinions on that. Well, he
had another sighting and it was with his family, the whole family. Several
people were driving in a car and they saw UFO and his wife was really
scared and so they left the area, but the whole family saw it and
would talk about it. His wife was pretty was more nervous than he was
apparently about the whole subject, and he was scared and worried about it.
Well, he took it in stride. The one he saw in Texas very
interesting character and also there was a Stan Gordon's book Silent Invasion. I can't
remember what state it was in, but there was a woman that had an
experience. It was like one of these bedroom invaders things with this apparition kind
of floated through her bedroom. Well it looked just like the Pasca Gooula aliens,
but it turned out it was one month before the Pasca Gooula encounter.
I just I don't know how credible that is. But also doctor David Webb
who wrote nineteen seventy three, A Year of the Humanoids, because as you
know, there were all kinds of encounters in that fall, there's a report
of a young child that saw something like the pascor google an alien in his
backyard, and uh, the description of the child. And again, I
don't know how credible these things are, but it just seems like some of
these things that there are patterns, they have legs and so forth. Yes,
and this one was quite a bit different from nearly all the other ones.
And because a lot of them are sort of like slender aliens that have
big eyes and big heads and things, right, these were kind of chunky
and didn't and you couldn't even see their eyes or they were difficult to see,
so they weren't exactly like the others, but they sort of showed that
if these people were hoaxing, they would probably looked up as you know,
what people think aliens look like, and describe them that way. These were
the two people didn't have any interest in UFOs to start with, and they
describe what they saw, which was like a standard the standard media picture of
an alien. You know, you mentioned the tape, the clandestine tape that
the police made. I actually heard a copy of that tape back in nineteen
seventy six. I was in an informal UFO group and our sort of de
factor leader's name was Lloyd. He was friends with Charles Hickson's co author in
the book he wrote years ago, Mendez or Menendez, I'm not sure what
his last name was, And he got a copy, a cassette copy of
that interview and we were we were blown away because, like you said,
you know, they walked, the police walk out of the room, and
you hear these guys saying, but do you see that? You know,
I mean they were really shaken up by what they what they what they saw,
So yeah, I just it was a really uh And another thing I
don't. I don't know, maybe my memories family, But I in perusing
that book again, this is the original book by Charles Hickson. I thought
he said maybe it was later on under a hypnosis section or whatever. He's
he's in the craft and he's looking at a wall and there's a window,
like a partition or whatever, and and if I'm remembering correctly, he saw
entities in there that looked very humanoid and suggesting that maybe, if that's if
my memory is correct, that perhaps these entities were controlling these other androids or
whatever they were. Is is there any any truth to that? That was
in his book? And I think it came I think he said it under
hypnosis. Okay, I'm not I'm not crazy. Then no, okay,
Well some of the guys here might might have a different dame. So do
you think you think perhaps the the ones, the entities controlling this craft were
more humanoid looking and maybe that these uh, I don't know, these these
androids, these robots who were sort of doing their bidding or controlled by them,
well, they both thought that they the things that picked them up.
They referred to them as things. In one tape right after once were they
said they kind of looked like ghosts. Well they thought they were. That
they moved in a mechanical way, right, the fluid way of something alive,
and they both felt that there was something mechanical about them. It's a
fascinating encounter. And it was in the midst of that. That's fall in
nineteen seventy three, when there were dozens of encounters, and you know,
you know, I mean that was back in the good old days, and
we had quite a variety of these uh whatever they were, these humanoids.
Nowadays we just have the boring grays all the time, messing with people,
and I longed for I have a certain amount of nostalgia with the good old
days when we had some really cool aliens, wow, sweitchery, a little
glimpse into switches like So, I let me ask you this, though,
is there any chance, any chance at all it was some Monday ascids before.
Any chance at all is like a special ops just you know, created
by the CIA or the d I A or something like that. Is there
any chances human base because there's a lot of odd things about it that you
don't really hear in other abduction stories. Well, I think if the CIA
was doing it, they would have made something up that looked like a typical
abductions, right the charts, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
true. A good point. Yeah, that's true. Are they capable of
doing anything like that, even if they covered all their bases? The CIA
capable of like abducting someone and convincing them that they were abducted by aliens?
Well, I think that'd be hard because they were both out by themselves.
They had no interest in UFOs or anything else. Right, they were on
here and they saw this thing coming levitated. It didn't land, and when
they were on board, they were levitated and they were instantly paralyzed. They
thought that they'd been injected, Yes, yes, with something. I don't
think that. I don't think any uh, you know, according to what
their descriptions were in these descriptions were both conscious from an immediate I don't think
the CIA or anything had anything that would leavitate really. Yeah, that's true.
But let me ask you this though, just knowing what you know,
being in the intelligence community, we were in a d i A, which
is the military ci A. Do you think that the d i A or
the c i A or the government in the US military intelligence is anyone you
are astute enough to pull off an adupt induction, pull off, pull off
an abduction. That they would that people would convinced that they were taken by
aliens. Do you know what I mean? They that's my have to pull
out that kind of a charade. Uh, yeah, I think they could.
I don't think it'd be under those circumstances. I think they would if
they wanted to do that, they might hypnotize somebody and say, well,
you're abducted, and then they would wake up and think they were something.
I don't know. We could two people and an immediate immediate report on it,
but you know, the immediate interviews and everything else in the sixties,
the c Yeah, Mac, if you on this topic, I could add
something that I ran into while working with the Galileo Project at CARB really shocked
me. Uh it's kind of quiet. Have you have you have anyone in
the group ever heard of It's called Project Bluebeam. I no, Yeah,
the name sounds familiar, but I couldn't tell you what it was, what
it was it was. It was again, it was something that happened a
few years ago where they found what they thought was a conspiracy theory about there
was a group of individuals who were going to create hollow grams and then they
were going to project those into the atmosphere, and then they were going to
pretend that there was an alien takeover. Okay, And it started out as
a it was a it was a hoax. It was you know, it
was a conspiracy theory. It wasn't a real conspiracy. Now, something I
accidentally ran into at the Galileo project when I was working there, and I'm
trying to keep this as secret as possible for right now, but to give
you an idea, don't worry. I ran into a I was being trained
how to use artificial intelligence to identify UAPs. That was what I was.
That was basically what I was doing on this project. And I was training
an artificial intelligence computer that was running high, very high quality artificial intelligence software.
And I was having that computer or training to be able to identify UAPs.
Well, I had an option. I went through some training sessions you
know, on the internet, and I had an option. When I felt
out the form to join the Galileel project, I had to write down did
I want to work with two D or three D training? At first,
and since I had really never done much training with artificial intelligence. I went
through two D first. Well, they accidentally gave me the program for the
three D. Okay, okay, yes, yes, and and I I
have information of it. But what what they They had the possibility and this
was just a year or two ago, that they could create, uh what
will look like alien spacecraft that were artificial intelligence and they were going to be
able to project those blue see this is what freaked me out. The Blue
Beam project, which was a you know, a a theory. You know,
it was a conspiracy theory. It actually could have been real. And
this you had, you could rank well on the program I saw, you
could rank on how real that alien spacecraft was. And it was a three
D animated alien spacecraft? What what? What? What would they how would
they put that to you? You know what I mean, just to show
up over some enemy city and fee well according to it? Again, the
Blue Bean project, which I you know, I just started researching it when
I found out that that could happen. Okay, they were planning to start
projecting in this conspiracy theory there were they were planning to project these images and
then say that it's an alien take over. Really and then they mean then
it got deeper and deeper. But and now I was doing some research and
that actually that technology is out there right now now. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, A see like a swarm of of drones. I mean, you
know this last fourth of July someplace, they had a swarm of like,
you know, five thousand drones and they're like, it's like doing like kind
of video in the sky. It's I mean, hey, Raven, do
you have a question? Raven? Do you have a question on the top
of or are those Oh no, it's it's I'm sorry I mixed you up
with Switchy for some reason. Switch you have a question? Yeah, I
have another question for Irene. I mean, were there I heard some conflicting
things about whether or not other people saw the craft that that was responsible for
the abduction of Hickson and Parker. Some people questioned that people I think manning
a bridge nearby didn't see anything. But then I think I heard that there
were other people that may have seen something. What what does your research show
about what other people may have seen to coroborate their experience. Well, that
very night, there are a lot of people put reporting to the police that
they saw something on and they had about fifty reports of people saying that they
saw something at normal. Plus they had people in the police station reporting something
normal too, And unfortunately, Katrina the hurricane ruined everything and they couldn't save
it. But we've been interviewing a lot of people that are coming out now
because it's more, it's easier to report now and you don't get to rest
to that extent. And we've got about fifty people that saw something odd that
night, and some of them were on the bridge, some of them were
in cranes on one of them was in a crane on the river and just
in the area, okay, And didn't Calvin Parker originally say that he passed
out when he went into the craft, but he didn't because he didn't want
to answer questions. But later on he said he was awake and alert the
whole time. Yeah, Charles Hickson was older, he had been in the
army, he had been in life and death situations, and he thought that
he could stand up to the vast amount of grasping that they were going to
going to go have to go through. Calvin was eighteen, a teenager.
He was engaged. He wanted to get married and he didn't want you know,
anybody's you know, stopping or for having, you know, his claims
for the future. And so he hit it for a long time, and
he didn't even talk about it to his wife or anybody. He just tried
to bury it and he didn't want to go through life and everybody saying,
oh, did you see the UFO? You know, how did you get
involved, Irana? How did you How did it catch our interest? I
got involved for two reasons. One of them was that this happened October the
eleventh, nineteen seventy three. Well, something happened to me exactly the same
time, and I was living in Missouri. My mother was in Ohio,
about six hundred miles distant. My mother was a big skeptic, and she
called one and said, did you hear that noise? And I said,
you know, I couldn't possibly hear that noise? And she, you know,
so I told her she was crazy and everything, and so she kept
saying did you hear that noise? Then about several days later she called and
said that there was a huge wave of UFOs where she was in Ohio and
it was just like they were describing down in Mississippi, and people were keeping
their kids in that people were scared at night yea, and that sort of
thing. And so anyway, years later I didn't pay attention to it too
much. But years later I was in the Ohio State University Library and just
on an impulse, I decided to look up and see if I could find
out when that noise was. And I didn't expect to because I didn't even
remember the date. And I thought, well, look at a few newspapers
and forget about it. But I found it. Even though I didn't know
the date. I just went in the middle of October seventy three and found
it. Well, it was interesting because there was a huge noise traveled across
about half the United States. Okay, yep. And they explain it and
it happened exactly the same time as the abduction. Yeah, yeah, a
switchy, wasn't it. It wasn't in a wave of UFOs that was happening
in that summer of seventy three or something. Yeah, at the fall that
was they called. David Webb did a book called nineteen seventy three Year of
the Humanoid, and he chronicles a lot of the well frankly close encomers of
the Third Time it happened. Wow, that's Fall. Well listen, we're
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this is really the you know, coking spirit is one is with us across
the fun of Wamie heay back yere. This is a really weird joke,
really weird, very well done. Yeah, Irene has really added to the
melting pot here as we call it, it is a melting pot. Yes,
good job there, Okay, yes, walking back everybody, and okay,
come along for the ride. That's right, more to come if you
did. Also with us is a national correspondent switch Plade, Steve Wite Switchy.
Great to be here taking one for the team tonight. Do you see
how he took his glances off, just like my kent. Listen, real
quick, guys, we're gonna have to gym it in. What do you
have for breakfast today? Just real quick, Tutor's biscuit World. I got
a kind of a stepped down a breakfast platter, just pancakes and bacon,
pancakes and bacon. Okay, all right, yeah, all right, that's
just startful. And I didn't eat all the pancakes, just cutting down your
carbs, right. I ate all the bacon though it's good for you.
Don't want its aching for bacon man, looking that means something different. Also
with us is the best food. Also with us as our security chief,
Willy club Mac, I'll tell you tonight, I don't know how I'm absorbing
all this. A while to figure all this out and then top it off
with Switch talking about bacon and how it's right. Yes, well that's a
fit. Just wait for the DVD and and tune in for extras. Wait
well, well, okay, all right. Also with us, well in
the studio with us uh looking at pulling on this time gladly kitties fell al
but now though you'll call me? Hey everyone? Yeah, everything, okay,
it's fine. Is the car started for the getaway and I got to
arb it up in the parking lot because it's cold out. Also with us
is favorite good Witch up different sideways in your grave? And why why why
do you why aren't you bowling on Tuesday nights instead of being with us?
Right? Hi? Bullying is boring. That's why I'm not there. It's
as good as anything. All right, are you having time? Are you
having fun tonight? I am? Thank you so much for having me.
Okay, in the drink that the drink that you drank, what was it?
Just response you can't talk about it? Set me off. I'm serious,
got drunk and the drink that she dyes, go figure, sounds like
a country song anyway. Also with us is super fan Susan Kay, Susan,
how are you how Susan, how are you. I am doing well.
Thank you so much. It's so much fun to be here. Just
to you know, kind of tease this. You don't have any animals in
your camera arranged you. Well, let's see, let's keep what is that?
Don't say anything? Hold on, hold on, hold on, holme
on. All right, Doctor Bob is also at the time, Doctor Bob.
We need and none of the just hey, doctor Bob, thanks for
joining us tonight. Thank you Max, Hello everyone for this. You can't
send us for this. You can send us a bill, Okay, okay,
if you know what I mean. Also with us as a good friend.
Irana down in Ohio, who is someone who's very as research and a
lot of research into the Pastaola abductions. And I don't know, it was
one of the subduction cases where it just sticks around, you know, it's
it's it's a lot of them just kind of fall by the wayside, right,
Irana. But this one kind of has some water to it. Well,
this one had a lot of other works. This is a lot of
investigation, a lot sort of like proof that the people actually thought they saw
what they said, and a lot of evidence, all kinds of evidence the
transcripts of them with the cops really, Like I say, you just read
them and there's like no way they're hoaxing it that they're not lying, They're
they're reacting and talking. I think they're available on the internet too. The
audio of these shoe Yeah, that's bad. So anyway, listen, we
do have a big announcement on the show tonight. Okay, regular listeners will
understand why we're making a big deal out of that. I'm going to turn
it over you, Raven. Yeah, no, I have really good news.
Mister Raven and I decided that we were going to adopt a new kitty.
So we adopted a sweet old baby. Her name isn't Lucy and that's
with an eye. She is a dilute tory is her coat putting some pictures
in the group chat, and she has extra toes and she's super super cute.
I love her. It was super not planned, not expected at all,
and Sunday we came home with a cat. That's what they all say.
So listen, Raven, do you do you not understand that toties are
trouble. I heard that I've owned might share with them. Toties are trouble.
I know this is a time. Toty's a kind of cat. It's
a shell coloring of this of the fir and it's always a female. And
todies are trouble and they just have an attitude they do. Certainly has her
own little personality. We're kind of dealing with a little cold right now because
she wasn't a shelter. So it's typical that they'll come home. And this
isn't really just the weather doesn't help. You're clapping over six toes with the
cat, you know, not that it's from Gernobyl or anything. That's great.
They're supposed to be good luck when they have extra toes, okay,
and you know what, right, you know, there's too many jokes on
that just warmed Max cockles. Oh indeed, But Charity's in trouble, trust
me. Okay, I've owned who is a cutie. She's cute, all
right, all right, So I'm sitting right here with me. She's in
her little cat tree. She's like right in front of my computer. Okay,
all right, I feel like I've eaten. I've eaten like ten pounds
of tofu, if you know what I mean. Club, you don't have
cats, right, do you know any of those disgusting animals around your house?
Do you? Now? As you know, I'm a dog, your
dog person. Yes, I'm not as vicious uh to cats as you are,
but they're not one of my friends. Well realistic, right, No
one's really favorite. Right you haven't met the right cat? Yeah? Yes,
I am all right? I mean a Do you have any cats?
Do you have a dog or a cat? I have a cat and she's
sitting in the window killing me. I have three cats. See this is
bad, so it's bad for the show. You know, this is not
what we want to doctor Bob. You don't have any cats, do you?
Doctor Bob? Don't let us doe? Do you any cats? Uh?
No? But I have a couple of cockroaches that I keep in the
jar. Why do you need that by the door? The holes in the
top right? No dog? No? No? No? No, okay,
well watch some stuff cool? So in Raven, so should we take
a cat count? So you have what? What? Nine cats? Out?
I'm down to three? Down to three? Raven? You have one
cat? Now right? That's four? One cat? Two dogs? How
many? How many? Switchy? How many cats? You have? Three?
Three? Irena has one? So how mun do we in the sum
three? Six? I was okay? One? Then do you have the
cats? Did you being catt with you over there? Know the cat we
had passed about a few months before we arrived here in the UK. Okay,
all right, so I no castle, you and Susan kay? And
you have like a dozen of them right? Eleven eleven canner? Yeah?
Wow? To write them down to count them? Okay, that's that's good.
How many are inside? How many are outside? Three are inside?
Excuse me? I have twelve? I missed one? Well okay. And
then we have a like a cat suite built onto our detached garage so that
they can go outside during the day and they're safe from predators like a cadio
a cao. I love that cato man. That's I have several that have
trapped and released so to try to stop the cycle from the strays showing up,
and they just kind of stayed so far inside. Three on the CaTiO
and then the rest are But you farm, you're in a hush farm.
You're in a hush farm, right, correct? Okay? Two donkeys really
don donkeys are interested. I've almost thinked of getting a donkey. Donkeys are
really interesting. Uh you know animals. You've seen a donkey, I hate
to say this attack a coyote. Okay, the donkey, they're true blue
boom five seconds of coyote is like done, you know, and hyaenas and
stuff like that. Yeah, I'm trying. They they're like mean animals when
it comes to their rona and stuff like that. So yeah, donkeys are
really interesting, right. It would be tough to get donkeys here, and
I live on although it's part of England, which is called the New Forest
in this county of Hampshire. It well, so anyways, raise donkeys.
The donkeys are owned by farmers and stuff, but they're allowed to roam free
and walk the streets. Really yeah cool. The other thing you have to
realize where we live it has owned agriculture slash residential, so agriculture takes precedence
over people. So you could put it. You could have a donkey and
I can't say anything to you. Wow. Okay, all right, I've
seen again in the Challenger first, but then the donkey is probably right after
it. One one I see everywhere. It's really weird. Run ninety five
and like ten of them went by us. You know what I mean like
a like a like a you know, cat club or something, you know
what I mean. Really, they were heading to the service department because their
dodges listen. So I've introduced everyone we'vet so raven. So the cat is
uh loo see with the with an eye yes and a hot over the eye
dodding the eye right, how do you know? How do you know that
the cat is going to give along with your two dogs? Well, we
didn't. It was it was definitely, you know, a risk. She
had never ever seen dogs. Luckily, my dogs are like the chilliest.
Every Scotch just has like a touch of anxiety. But you know, once
like he calms down, he's fine. And Ruby just like gets along with
everyone, like she's just a gentle giant. So we kept him separated.
And then on Sunday night, that was when we brought her home. Was
Sunday during the day, but Sunday night she like just went downstairs all on
her own and was sniffing around the dogs and kind of their noses and was
on the couch with us, and she really didn't seem to care and neither
today, Well, everybody everybody fit in together right away. That's amazing.
Now let me ask you, Irene. Everybody smell must have been just right.
Well you know how that goes. You have a PhD in veterinary medicine
arena from the school, so let me ask you this. Okay, So,
like, I hate to say it, but in my day, dogs
chased cats. Now you see a lot of dogs get along with cats.
My brother sent me a video the other day of his cat like and his
dog like. This is disgusting as things change, because more people have like
dogs and cats in their house that they're getting along now. And you know
in the past that you wouldn't have a dog and a cat in your house.
Well, yeah, they're a lot more peaceful nowadays. Oh really yeah,
yeah, the breeds. Yeah huh. Anyway, Wow, that's interesting.
Uh so they're all getting along? Well, listen, talk about getting
along. I'm going to throw it to doctor Bob. No, all right,
yeah, why don't we do this network? Got a hairball? Sorry,
I hope it's a hopefully it's not a cocker road now listen, hea,
where those two are. Listen, I don't want to say cockroach and
a hairball together. If you had a cat, maybe you wouldn't have cockroaches.
I don't know they chased. I'm just not a cat person, you
know what I mean? There are cat people. I'm not a cat person.
You've never met the right cat that millions of freaking cat the same.
No, I think they're all snowing you people feed me in. I want
one place to sleep. That's in the one place to you know what,
And that's it that they don't. They're not like dogs. You have to
know. You have to and meet my cat. You can't. Are freaking
insane and you drive them crazy with the laser beam. What do you tell
you about anyway? I didn't say that. Don't you send the animal services
after him? Anyway? Doctor Bobon, Can everyone hear me? Yes,
yes, listen. So you had an experience back late last year. We
don't have to get into what was wrong with you, but you were in
the hospital and for a while you had what you would describe as a NDN
near death experience. Nd Yes, it was very strange and actually i've after
it happened at the University of Virginia UVA. Okay, I had done some
research because it was so strange, and they have a division of Perceptual Studies
and what happened to what I experienced fit what they had described as an your
death experience. So I contacted them and they had me right up, you
know, a detailed report and send it to them. So they're I'm working
with them now and they're analyzing what happened. So what happened? What did
you see? What what you basically what it kicked it off? Is like
back in August, I had a they found out a high p s A
score, you know, so I uh had to have a prostate biopsy.
Go ahead, you have a procedure, Yes, yes, so I have
I go into the hospital in like October, you know, and have this
experience. Have the procedure. Yes, yes, I go home and everything
seems all right, But it didn't. There was some side effense around.
Yes, yes, so there like I couldn't urinate and all that. Yes,
there was like all that. What he gets even better? Yep?
Go ahead, Okay, So I'm seventy five years old. Okay, Okay,
it doesn't look seventy five. Doesn't he look like he's like? Who
is it? Is? It? Is it Michael Douglas or someone? What
does he look like? Robert de Niro a little bit leah, you know
a little Yeah? Who who Brian Cox? That show? Is he a
punch Irena? Do you think he looks like anyone anyone famous Irena? Doesn't
he looks like Robert de Niro in The Killers of the Flower Moon. There
you go, Robert, Okay, not to interrupt your story, go ahead,
please talk to her anyhow. I you know, I had the procedure.
Then I started having problems with it, so I had to go to
the hospital. So I go to the Uh Luckily, it's only, like,
you know, a mile from where I live. So I go to
the emergency road and they they check it out, and they check things out,
and they had to put a cather in. Oh boy, and that
that was painful. So then I went home. But at least I could
relieve myself. Okay. So then that stopped working, okay, and then
I had to go back. I'm cringing a non functioning caster. How is
that possible? It's just all it's I don't know. But I went back
into the scenario, back into the emergency room, and the doctor who's in
the emergency room, they weren't just ads anymore. She said, you got
to get that out of there immediately she ain't it out. Oh everyone is
just saying all the males are anyway, go ahead, please, it's the
scariest story. But wait, wait, but wait this ball. I got
to the point where a balk another I could walk like, and my legs
started spasming because of paint. So they're giving me pain pills and so forth.
Like I even had two shots and morphine. Oh you know, I'm
screaming. You know it's bad. Go ahead, So two shots and morphine.
I had the Uh, now this happened. This is strange, but
this happened October thirty. First. Then when I was really in bad shape,
I really thought I was gonna die. Yes, so I called my
daughter and I said, you know, I loved her, and I really
thought. I said, man, I think I'm going to die. Pain
is there shaking, you know, my legs are spasming. So they finally
give me a different kind of pain pill. It looked like a little those
little cinnamon tarts candies you get on Valentine's Day or whatever. They gave me
one of those. So later on that evening. This is now October thirty
first, yes, and I have this like this experience now this is a
nice one of the top hospitals in the country. Yes, yes, And
I have this experience where I'm walking around the hospital and I just have that
you know, that hospital down one and that's it. And it's not you
know, because I'm holding a bag, you know, a cap. I
hope this isn't where I think it's going. Go ahead, But I'm walking
around my experiences. I'm walking around the hospital and I'm walking into other people's
rooms asking them how they're doing. Wow, okay. I'm going myself as
doctor gross and I'm like you you are a doctor, wow okay. And
I'm going down these really really long halls. I know the hospital doesn't have
these hospitals and I led that hardly any clothes on, and they're letting me
do this, okay, of which I'm thinking, you know, So I
keep walking and the nurses are saying hello to me in I'm asking your house
this test work on and this person I'm introducing myself and everything, and you
know, it's again, these halls were really long, and there was I
could tell there's like a little bit of like fog or smoke in the hall,
and so so then I went I must have I went back to my
bed, and the next morning, you know, I got up and uh,
I mean there were some other things that were just bizarre with nurses and
stuff, and and they're saying like, if you don't behave we're gonna put
the cather back in things. Little things, but anyhow, so I started.
The strange thing was then after that when I went went home, and
even before I went home, I started having all this energy and I started
like my brain was working faster than it had ever worked before. Really yeah,
huh. I started like, you know, I had a book in
progress that I was working on that I was drafting. Yes, and like
after that that that next morning, this was like November one. I didn't
feel groggy, and I had my whole all my mental functions seemed to be
enhanced. It felt like I was I was doing things quicker, I was
thinking deeper into stuff. And I went home and it was you know,
after I went home, then they's things started to clear up. It look
a long while before there were any problems, and I had to document everything.
And then that's when I started doing the research on what could have happened.
And I did some research on this near death experience. It was called
and I contacted the University of Virginia, okay, and I described basically what
happened and they and then they told me to write a report on it,
and I did, and they said, you know, it could be that
I had a near death experience. And once they have all the doctors analyze
that, they're going to get back to me. Okay, But can I
just interrupt you for a second. Sure now, most people did that experiences
that they they go towards the light and they seek with amire and stuff.
You're walking down the hall with the with with with with the bag and everything,
with the fog too, with the fig. I saw the fog.
I didn't see myself with the bag and going into people's rooms, but I
saw the nurses. I saw these really long haulsa is a security is is
a video of this. That was fun. A little bit of fun,
A little bit of fun, that's all. Okay, Well that's interesting,
okay. And then you came back and came back to the living, right,
Yeah. I came in like the next morning, you know, I
was back from wherever I was, yes, and you know, and then
I started thinking, Man, I had all this energy and my mind was
like racing, Why why was that? Do you think? Why do you
think that happened to you? Well, when I did the research on a
near death experience, they said that could be that's part of a near death
experience from the they that was from the Division of Perceptual Studies from the University
of Virginia in West Yeah, what University of Virginia. They I fit the
the characteristics of what would have happened for a near death experience. But it's
almost like now I can't stop working. I seriously, I've got six books
that I've drafted since the end of October six and I've been finding like,
when I have a research problem that I can't solve, I can find the
source. I know exactly where to go to the source to find the answer
to what I'm researching. Well, can answer, please, very familiar.
That sounds like a diagnosis that I've heard from a viagra overdose. Sometimes if
it's over three hours, you're going to go to the hospital. There's something
you heard about the hang out. Well, I'm very big and viagraa overdose
once and a cat couldn't even scratch what happened to me? Wow? Wow,
Okay, honestly, Like I said, I've never felt that much pain
in my life. Okay, and not till this moment. Okay, Yeah,
did the vision go blue at all? List might effect your blue vision?
I did? Well? It was okay, I hope. I think
I might have been changing around a nurse or two that really? Yeah,
see that's what? Is there any security footage of this? You had your
your little gown on backwards? Well you know it happens either way either way.
Wow, hit the end of that tube on the catheter? Would yank
be back? Okay, listen maybe on that switch? Please put up the
train wreck as quickly as possible here. Yes, we're gonna but well that
took a turn, that tender turn. That okay, So the other reports
we will do next week, okay, okay, doing the music show.
You're not doing this show. We don't know yet. Right now, all
the wind is get to the gallley and get into a jag and ginger as
it turns out. Look, thank you very much for joining us. We
had a real gang tonight, Irena. Thank you very much for joining us.
We really appreciate it. Well, thank you for having me and very
interesting stories that too crazy one way to put it, Irena, do you
know a lot about birds? I have a lot of questions about birds.
My sister's a talented bird watcher with really good eyes. Really yeah, yeah,
I think birds have very kind of pequ the behavior. How did they
know? How did they know? Like, for instance, in where we
lived, there's like you can tell a flock of what are the chicken diese
or something? Those brown things those brown right, yeah, like you know
small darlings or you're talking, there's a lot of stylings. There's a barrows
sparrows, and the morning does always find around. How do they know each
other? Because a sparrow doesn't know what it looks like, you know what
I mean? How do they know the other sparrows? Do we know?
They smell? They sniff each other dogs. It must be some kind of
orientation the something Hi. Maybe they speak the same language. They cheap,
they cheap. They know exactly where they're going to go, answers when they're
going to go, and who's going to be the leader. They're really smart.
They know they know what looks good to them, and they know whether.
But how does it? How does I'm just asking a simple question.
How does a little bird, any kind of bird know that they're not How
do they know they're that type of bird? And not as How does a
crow not know it's a seagull because the crow doesn't know what it looks like.
Crowds are really smart, though they might. You know, Let's take
a dumb bird, then you see the reflections in a bird path. Thank
you, Switch Irana, Thank you for joining us. Really appreciate it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I insulted you that said you were in England.
Why not? They're all gone anyway, so why not? Thank you?
Weird. What's the name of your book again on Amazon? Please Beyond
Reasonable Doubt? And the other one is Beyond Past Jules Beyond Wow. Huh
okay, it sounds really great. Yeah, it's a really interesting abduction story.
Like I said, it's hung around for many years and that means there's
something So what Thank you, Ryan Ren. We appreciate it. Now we're
going to have to say goodbye to doctor Bob. Wow, doctor book.
You you were the prescription very interesting evening. I was going to say,
you have the prescription we needed to get through the night and the stuff you
were talking about earlier that like expands your consciousness and you know, you get
a little buzz off and send it to me in one one. Okay,
we'll be fun. It'll be in the trial. I'll send it by flying
pigeon. Well you just have to find a long haul. But will it
No, it's a pigeon. Will know it's a pigeon, and might know
it's a seagull. Who knows? Thank you, doctor Bob. We appreciate
it. Welcome Susan Kay. We have to say good night to you.
Susan Kay. All right, thank you for having so nice to be here.
Did you have fun? Nice to see you, Susan. Did you
have fun, Susan? I always have fun looking forward to this all day.
Well, thanks for joining us. We appreciate and then we're going to
go to Club Club in one for a very informative show tonight. I'm grand
master. The show is going to go to the Donkeys tonight. Did you
now we don't know, like the Bob really set it off at the end,
it went in many different directions. Well, thanks to dreading us.
We appreciate it. We'll talk to you very so. Okay, have to
say goodbye to Alan. The cast started. We call him I tell you
it's time to time to roll. I just wanted in the immortal words of
Groucho Marx, ahead via duck, why not a chicken? Steve gets it?
Okay for a joke down in West Virginia. What do you expect?
Okay? Anyway, what did it say? It again? It again?
Via duck? Why not a chicken? Via duck? Someone said to him.
You get down by the via duck and turn you go via duck,
chick. A chicken must be ant's back. You get down to the levee.
Yes, because I'm not even going to go there because it will get
me in trouble. But okay, okay, on that note, thank you,
well, thanks for having me. Man. There's the time to go.
Yeah? Should we do? Yeah? Should we say? Should we
call David? Just you gotta call up, you gotta call up. It's
almost eight. Okay, we'll see. Let's see it. The burgers are
on the grill and the Yeah, Jack and Cocus is grady to be poor
Jack and ginger? You walk in Jack and used to work. Okay,
so that's oh wow. We'll look at the sum reason we're looking at mahomes
his wife. You asked me what she looked like, okay, all right
and you said mister ed and it was really full anyway, Thank you.
Elsie's wife is going to look a little bit like Taylor Swift. You know.
It evens up and the end. I'm sorry, I'm trying to get
the same. Good night to Raven. Raven. Sorry, well, thank
you so much for having me. I appreciate it. Had fun. Are
you happy? Yeah? Okay, all right? Thank you? In Lucy,
thank Is she around? You want to put her on the cameras camera
shine sleeping? She's sleeping in front of my desk on her little cat tree,
sleeping right in front of me. Was she walking down the street go
some place together? We went to a shelter together. Does she have a
backstory? Does she have? I think she was uh in a litter of
one of the cats at the shelter. Okay, and she's get sick like
only like six months old, the six toes edyone explaining that or is there
that's common in cats? I think she has seven on her front paws and
six on her back. She's got lots of you always needs some exer.
That's all, big thumb. Thank you very thank you, Switchy for joining
switchy is going to put my pleasure. Okay, all right, okay in
what you have today are the low cow five acount pancakes and bacon. I
forgot. I didn't have these scrambled eggs, didn't he It's lunch, right,
you have to kind of sacrifice. Okay. Did they know what length
is down there south of the border? What's that? Anyway? Thank you
one? What border? You know? What? One? One? Thanks
for joining us. We appreciate you're welcome. Okay, all right, yeah,
yeah, okay, we'll talk to you soon. And uh still,
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to remember every week that John McCain was not someone that you make fun of.
He's a way hero, he's a disabled veteran. You don't make fun
of people like that. So Antelle Harris next time, this is Mac for
the entire gang, And there is a gang tonight saying be safe, be
happy, and bye bye. Hey Mac maloney fans, this is Pistol Pete
and I'm sitting here with the one and only Mac Maloney. Hi, Mac
HiPE. Now, Mac, you've got a new book out called how to
Dump a Body at Sea and Not Get Caught that you wrote with our pal,
famous crime novelist Mark Zappula. How did this whole thing come about?
Well, Mac and I have this mutual friend that we go out having beers
with every once in a while, and he had the same twenty stories that
he would tell us kind of over and over again, and at some point
I said, you know, we should write these down, and we did
and it turned into a book. It's such a crazy title. How'd you
come up with it, Well, kind of the same thing. We're in
the talking to this friend of Oz one night and he just said, you
do know how to get rid of a body sea and I can taught,
And of course we didn't know, and so he told us. And the
secret is in the book. But I can say that it involves a lot
of chainling fence and some crabs. Now, Mac, you gave me an
advanced copy of the book, and like I said before, it's one of
the funniest things I've ever read. It reminded me of the Sopranos if the
Sopranos had a laugh track. Thanks pet. But it also gives you instructions
on how to do some pretty shady stuff, stuff not exactly legal. Well,
yeah, the book is about the true life adventures of a Drumnout de
Linklin grown up in Boston in the late nineteen eighties, so you get a
lot of the inside stuff, like the best way to steal a car,
the best way to burn a ca, how to make fake ideas, things
like that. But in one chapter you actually tell people how to turn an
old, broken down Toyota into a brand new Rolls Royce in five easy steps,
and it actually works. Yeah, I know it's not crazy. I
didn't believe it until I saw the proof, but yes, it actually works.
Now, one last question. There's a lot of laughs in the book,
but also a lot of pretty crazy stuff, legal and illegal. Is
it really all true. It's really all true, but on the advice of
a publisher, they've asked us not the same thing beyond that for legal reason.
But yes, it is all true. Well thanks Mac. That's how
to dump a body at sea and not get caught, The Al Ferrari story
by Mac and crime writer Mark Zippula. Get it today on Amazon.