Uh, what's up? Hello, Hello, my loves it's I'm just going
to keep doing that to make you laugh and only you. It is time
for rose Pricks. It's Castro's part. Duh. How excited are you?
I'm very excited. I wasn't as excited as I thought I should be last
time, last week that we did this, I was like, And then
once we started and I saw the beautiful Steve Bouschemi eyes sparkling from behind my
computer screen, I was like, Jen is in for a season. Yes,
she certainly is. Please y'all go back and listen to her if you
want to, I mean, whatever you want to do. I don't know
why you wouldn't you go back and listen to the first because we there's some
guys, and it was it was not our best crop of guys that I've
ever seen on The Bachelor at Thank you, thank you for acknowledging that definitely
felt that way. This is not a joke. She felt that way more
than I did. Like I like the kind of tubby teddy bear guy.
I kind of liked him, and people like him online. By the way,
Well that's fine, that's they can he can be their hero. I
mean you know, you know, you know where we made that mistake.
We did that we didn't bring this up. But when we did, love
is Blind, we were like, Trevor seems cool. I don't know,
try this big guy. He's kind of a nerd. He's a guy that
would probably go to like a f show, maybe do a little drop a
little acid. I know this guy right, right, And then he turned
out to be a liar, like a total gym head womanizer. So sometimes
we're wrong, I mean are Usually our instincts are absolutely correct. We're all
kind of except one. Yeah, you're right, But you know, I
think that if I stop thinking about this, I think the problem for me
is that I take this too personally. You know, if Jen's fine with
it, you know, if Gen's not going like what the hell, like,
what do they think of me with these guys? If she's fine with
it, then why should I have a problem with it? And I have
a feeling. And she was asked, and she's because she's saying she likes
goofy guys, she loves the life of the party. And they probably said,
do you mind if the guy's a little heavier or whatever, And she's
like, no, I don't care bring them all, because what's supposed to
do? Go yeah, no fatties, that's that's disgusting. Now, of
course she's gonna do. You're signed your own producer on these shows, you
get your own like a person. So I think they sit down for long.
In fact, I know they do because I worked on Ready for Love.
So they sit down and they really get into what you what your type
is? They like, really get into all that shit. So they do
say, Like if I were asked, and I'd say, yeah, bring
everybody, I'm open to anybody, but they're like okay, but Cucily really
like, really, what's your type? So then you tell him that,
oh, do you mind if a guy's a little big, No, I
don't do you mind if a guy is like, okay, I'm not going
to really say the one weird thing I don't like. I won't say it
because I don't want to alienate anyone, but I would have told them that,
right. I'm for me, it's guys under two feet. I don't
want to be a dick. But if you're under two feet, I don't
think it's going to work out for me. And for me, I'm just
like a more open minded person. You know, I'm not like a footist,
but that's what I'm just saying. Like Peter Dinglich is four foot five
and he reads very small. Uh yeah, but he's seventy. He is
sexy, and he's married to a very tall woman. But I'm just saying,
imagine that and then go two and a half feet shorter. And I'm
just saying, even though I'm also short, i think two feet for me
isn't going to work. Well, maybe everybody has their own thing. Here's
what I'm going to say. I'm going to say that I leave that they
don't give a crap about what her type is. I think a lot of
these people have already been pre chosen that they when they're filming the First Bachelor,
I think it's somebody's job to be finding guys, to be already vetting
guys for the next thing, and I think it almost doesn't matter. You
might be right looking for guys that will be good on TV. Well that's
a perfect segue into our first guy for today's castros, and he is my
favorite so far. He is the hottiest hottie I've seen in a long time.
So everything we just said is kind of off the table now because Grant,
where we're starting, is so cute. He's I can't stand it.
Oh my god. So he's from Houston and he's a day trader. He's
so cute. I don't know that. I love that he's a mama's boy,
but I do like that he loves poetry and reading and he was a
former pro basketball player, because of course he was. You know what,
I love that you skipped over the fact that somebody actually put pen to paper
and wrote his smile lights up every room he walks into and is followed by
his positive attitude. That doesn't sound like Chloe or phyllis. That sounds like
somebody didn't come to work that day and they were like, there's no sleep
on these things, Like you can't just not show up for work. We
need these bios written. And somebody was like, okay, all right,
how about he has a smile that lights up a room. And that person
didn't say, like, have you ever listened to a single Dateline episode like
that has been light up to death? It's such a cliche at this point.
I'm sorry about the drilling. That's it's not in my house, you
guys. It's just it's Los Angeles if you hear this, But I have
to say on the on the dateline thing, and I know this is for
a different show, but can I just interject this, Yes, you know
that I know a guy that I've known from like the comedy world for a
long time, and he's the weirdest, creepiest guy. And I always thought
of this if it was a day line show and or I was the like
neighbor they interviewed after he killed a bunch of people and they were like,
did you know, I mean, did you have any suspicions? I'd be
like, yes, I had all the suspicions. He was really weird.
So not every person on dateline is what I'm saying, lights up every room.
Some of them are just the quiet, weird neighbor. But my thing
is always like, yeah, no, of course I knew. Yeah,
And it's kind of like and this has also sort of been talked about to
death, like I'm not going to lie, but nobody ever goes yeah,
they had kind of a negative attitude. I'm not saying they deserved it,
but you know, when they walked into a room, people kind of there
was some tension in the room, they're always kind of a bit of a
downer. You would never say that. They always always always say uh,
when she walked into a room, like all eyes were on her. Oh,
you're talking about the woman that gets killed. Yes, oh, I
thought you meant the guy. They're always like, god, he was the
life of the party. I can't believe he was town in his spare time.
Shocked you did all this, you know, right, Oh, you're
right, that's funny. The woman. Yes, it's always like do you
get a little jealous where you're like, okay, well she wasn't that fucking
perfect? You're right. They come up and they're like, she was the
most beautiful sister, and she was, she was an angel on this earth,
right, I mean, okay, now you say that, right,
right, you're right, And it's sad. It's still okay, you got
still did, but also it's sad. It's terrible. Right. They never
say anything negative and just if while we're on the topic, one thing I
hate is when they constantly talk about how pretty they were. It's like,
it doesn't why does it matter the person the victim is the victim, Like,
why does it matter that they were hot? It's extra sad because they
were so pretty. We lost a pretty one, like as opposed to she
was kind of average looking, so it's not quite as sad. Yes,
And they're also never say you're right. They never say anthing that they're like,
yeah, Carol owed me a lot of money. Very sad she got
killed by this guy. We never liked him, right, right, they
don't throw anything bad at She's just a perfect angel, right, she did
owe me money, and I feel I'm glad I'm doing this interview because I
feel like I don't want to say anything to her parents because that's very uncomfortable
to do it this way. But yeah, she was borrowing a lot.
Let's just say that. Yeah, I don't know what was going on with
her, if she just you know, just didn't feel like working because she
was kind of late. I'm not very beautiful eyes though, I mean,
like like an angel smile lit up every room, just like Grant up every
room. And then oftentimes after her smiled it up the room, she would
ask to borrow money. But that's neither here nor there, and honestly,
Dayline, you probably shouldn't even put that into the interview. Let's just leave
it at beautiful smile and Jelic never would have thought something like this would have
happened to her. But yeah, I mean, did she flirt with my
husband? Yes? Okay, Grant, I love him so much. So
if you're following along and you can't, you guys can do do? We
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Just google Cosmopolitan and google gen with two n trans guys, right, these
guys. So okay. So Grant was a former basketball player, which is
hot. It's just hot. Here's another thing. When you're looking at his
picture, the color that he chose to wear is so good on him.
It's like this. I don't want to say a periwinkle because that sounds like
a weird color name, but it's yes, it's a very very pale,
lavenderish blue and it looks so good. And he's wearing I want to say,
like a little like a wife beater underneath. I know we're not supposed
to say that. That's terrible, no, but undershirt. Undershirt is a
terrible name for it. Yeah, it works here. And he's got two
diamond earrings studs, which is very like. I love an athlete that does
that. And I know that's so cliche that I would like that, But
I like it. I think it's so sexy, and I freaking love it.
You love it. He's only thirty, though, let me ask you
this. He's only thirty and he's a former pro basketball player. So what
happened? Well? Maybe, I mean you kind of age. It's hard
on your body age out at thirty though, might okay, as a dancer,
you age out. I mean there's definitely older players, of course,
yeah, name a billion of them, but like you know, you can't
do ballet much longer. That's true. But stop worrying about him, because
he loves He loves, loves, loves his new career as a day trader.
He's amazing, former pro basketball player day trader. He likes Carrie Oak,
goes bowling, he likes watching the Lakers. I mean, he's just
this second guy for you. I think he might be. Let's look at
his fun facts, okay, kind of Bory plans to visit every country in
his lifetime. Yeah, on the Bachelorette, right, he joined up.
Right, He's like, I want to at least to eliminate like half of
them on this show. It's like I plan to visit every country in his
lifetime on a reality dot dot dot on a reality show paid for by you.
He's a salcid answer. Also super adorable, and I like this one.
He wishes he could live in the year three thousand to see what technology
would be like. So he's smart. He's a big thinker. I don't
like this one though. I don't. I'm going to push back because I'm
gonna say this is just a boor like it's not a real fun fact about
you. It's just like a like a yeah, I wish I could live
in the year three thousand. Cool. He's probably one of their questions like
if you could live in any time period, what would it be? And
he's like, oh, and I could see him thinking hard about it,
maybe taking one of his earrings out and cleaning it and putting him back.
This is what I envisioned, right, He's sexy. And then he's just
like, yeah, I like it. I always people always go to the
past when you ask people that question, and myself included, you always are
like, oh, I guess Paris in the twenties. Like it's a it's
a tough question, and people don't often go to three thousand the year three
thousand and I like this about him. Okay, listen. Before we move
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It's so good. Okay, all right, let's move to Hakem now
that I'm over, because I mean, so we know my number one.
But Hakem. He's cute. It's not bad. He's cute. He looks
very uncomfortable in the photo, the way they have him posing with his finger
like on his cheek. That does not look natural. No, I don't.
I don't think he's that cute, and I think that, uh he's
I hope he plays better like I hope it's just because it's a photograph.
Yeah he might, you know, you know I always played better on a
video too. So he's a medical device salesman m hm, which is ready
to feels like a boring job. What do you think? It feels like
there's a lot of them. I feel like that's very common on these shows.
So yeah, I don't know, he's a salesperson. Actually, I
have a friend. I have a friend one who has a husband who's that's
basically what he does, and you know what make money. I was going
to say, it's a pretty good living. He does well for himself,
and I like that he's got he's from Jamaica. He's ready to find someone
to bring home to meet his big Jamaican family and introduce parts of his culture.
So we feel like that he's going to bring something on the first date
that is Jamaican related. I'm going to go and guarantee you that, right
like some jerk chicken. That sounds so good right now. First of all,
this is also a slight problem for me. In his bio, the
very first line is Jakim is an energetic guy with a big personality. If
I think that's the kind of thing that if you're leading with big personality,
that means you're annoying. Maybe maybe I'm going to push back a little because
I think that they're saying Jen likes that. She's made that very clear.
She likes it. She likes a quarterback, she likes an extrovert. She
doesn't want any nonsense there. I just I think of big personalities and energetic
as everybody being John Belushi. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean
that's kind of what we were saying about the other guy, who I was
like, he's got maybe some Chris Farley tendencies. He probably like walks through
walls accidentally. Ah, exact guy. Everybody's just kool aid. You know,
hey, kool Aid. It's funny you brought up kool aid. And
I'm not going to talk about this now, but please go over to bord
Af next week and listen because I have a rant for you about something that
I haven't told you about yet. So just that's I'm just plugging a different
show that we both do board afh Annie, you mentioned kool Aid because I
have a whole thing to talk about. Okay, Okay, so he hakeim
Okay, I don't like this. I do like that he got his masters
at Northwestern, so he's very smart. He likes reggae, which is not
my favorite. And rewatching The Lion King. Now, Stephanie knows that The
Lion King is not my favorite musical and in fact, it has caused trouble
in my life. But do you think that and I'm honestly asking this,
okay, so you can answer this however you want, But do you think
that the movie The Lion King is different than the musical The Lion King?
Oh? Yes, I do. And I do like the original Lion I
like the the animated Lion King. I liked it when it came out,
So I guess I saw the word music and Lion King and was thinking the
musical. But he might not mean. He means the movie, and that's
just fine. I like it too, Okay, that's it would be weird
if he was constantly going to see The Lion King, like just any you
know, every weekend. He's just like the musical his girlfriend, you know,
if he had one, not his current girlfriend, but it's just like,
do you guys, do you want to do something this weekend? He's
like, Oh, got Lion King tickets? Yeah? At a high school
because you know, it hasn't been there's no national tour of this, so
yeah, I'm going to see I got to go down to the Civic Center.
What show did you just go to? Recently? At a high school?
I went to see Little Shop of Horrors at high school and it was
really fun because I love it so much. So I like to support the
kids, the arts kids. Yeah, but you would not have gone,
now, would you have gone if it was a high school performance of The
Lion King? No, because I do not care for The Lion King.
Actually, I might have just to see what they would do with it.
Not my friend, which that was a little inside joke there, but that's
for another day. Yeah, yeah, okay, Hakem, Hakeem. Do
you want to go to see to my sister's wedding? Oh? I would.
I really do want to, and I do think we're serious. I
mean, I love being part of this family and everything, but I gotta
see the lion King at the community Center. I already got my tickets,
I bottom like six months ago, so I can't like not go. Sorry,
okay, hakkem fun facts or he can fully clap with just one hand.
Yeah, let's try to do that. Let's see if we can do
that. Okay, I cannot do it. I just try not hurt my
hand. How would you do it? You like? Just what would you
clap against your own the putt? Like you take your fingers and you clap
them hard against the puffiness of your Oh, I'm doing it. That's kind
of it. Okay, not really. I mean, I guess we can
all do it. But is it a loud clap? It doesn't say,
oh this this next fun fact is not fun. It's kind of sad and
it worries. It's worrisome and sad. Jaquin takes finding love so seriously that
he spent over five thousand dollars on a dating coach. Now no, let
me yeah, let me say, let me say something like you're stopping me
as let me talk, let me get them staring in his eyes. But
yes, go on, I understand, And I think it's actually sort of
cute if you spent like if you got a match maker and you spent a
lot of money on a matchmaker because you were like, I'm really serious and
I want somebody who's right for me, but just a coach, Like you
think your skills are that bad that you just need somebody to constantly tell you,
like how to behave Yeah, that's like, what's the guy? What's
the Will Smith movie? Pitch? Oh? Like that you just got a
guy that was like, yeah, just be mean to her. You love
it. If that's what it is. What if he's kind of like an
insult and it's just like, yep, you got a neggar. Not though
we can see that he's not. He's funny, he's I was saying,
I just say, what if he's not okay? This was written by Chloe.
He's gone on a picnic day in a cemetery, but he's not gonna
ghost you, because Phyllis does not know the word ghost. He promises not
the ghost. So somebody asked us if we if we think of Phyllis from
the office when we and yet someone asked us that yeah on Facebook, and
yes, Oh, I don't know. Phyllis is very British and old.
Think of her physically as like Phyllis from the Office. I don't at all.
And it's because my mom has a friend named Phyllis. So I think
of my mom's eighty year old friend named Phyllis, who's fabulous, by the
way, and always like drinking a martini and very She looks more like Blueth
from Arrested Development. What's her name, you know, like very pronounced,
cheekbones, very put together. Phyllis is No, I have a totally different
We have to come together on this. Well, I just don't see it
that way, because I don't think that this Phyllis is that fabulous. Oh
I do. I think she's English and fabulous, and why would she have
just out of touch? She's out of touch. I don't know why she
has this job. I think that in order to get her alimony, she
has to have a small she has to act like she's doing something thing.
Oh okay, I don't know, you know what we can we can disagree
on what Phyllis looks like, but this is Chloe. Okay, yes,
all right, let's move on to Jahan. I'm gonna say that's how you
say it. Uh huh? I think ja h a A N. So
I think it's Jahan. This is okay. I'm sorry this might sound problematic,
but I'm going to say it anyway. But this it's not about him.
Uh. I think that the reason why it seems like it was a
little bit thrown together is don't you think if she's Asian, okay, and
there's a it's a big thing that she's the first Asian bachelorette and we're excited
about that, you think they'd have, like an Asian guy. We haven't
had an Asian guy yet. We don't know yet, we haven't finished.
We're just half barely halfway through. But good you think we might have a
couple. Wow, I think we'd have one at this point. I'm just
saying, if it's it's like, okay, so is she an Asian woman
that doesn't like Asian guys? Then she would have had to say that because
there's no art like that. She's not attracted to that. Well, that's
why I'm saying. I think it's interesting. I think they just they I
think they just book. Who they book is my Yeah, Okay, here's
something I do not like about his face, if I may, And this
isn't like terrible. So he has a cleft chin. But he also has
a beard. So the beard itself is a cleft, like there's just this
black line on his chin. It's so he has like a butt. So
you know how they say, like a cleft chin is like a little butt.
Yes, so he's got like hair Harry butt. But he's got but
I hate it. I hate it. He's from New York, cous he's
a startup founder. Hey, hey, I'm from New York. I'm not
even gonna tell you which one in New York. Doesn't fucking matter to you.
Hey, I'm from New York. Over here. He's probably he's probably
got a big personality. He's extremely smart, and he's founded his own company.
And but he prior he prioritized his career throughout his twenties. Oh wait,
he's Forbes thirty under thirty. Oh what should lead with that? That
should be the first sentence. Now we like him, Oh we got an
empire. Oh so he's Oh he's so he's wealthy. Started wonder why don't
they say what he started? I don't know it would start. Probably wouldn't
be that hard to find out. I find out to google him, Joe,
you google him while I'm reading Bachelorette. Let's see what he's John and
sorry, okay, so let's look him up. That's his last name is
on? Sorry? Why is he going on the Bachelorette? I don't know.
They probably want him to be the next Batchel. They're probably just priming
him for that. Interestingly, interestingly though, he I think he founded a
company called Gainful right, it's a food and drink company. Okay, I
found Oh well you know what too. He's cuter in his other in other
pictures much because we have a terrible photographer. Remember when I tracked down the
photographer. I really did find him and I'll almost send him an Instagram message,
and I was like, what am I doing? This guy is really
really cute and we would like him, like in person, he's young,
I mean, but he's he's very very cute in another picture. Okay,
So Eric Wu and Johann I'm sorry met as co captains of their high school
soccer team, and they they co founded Gainful to bring personalized nutrition to everybody,
not just the world's best athletes. I swear I think I saw him
on Shark Tank. I swear to you I did. Yeah, I don't
like these kind of you know, powder gains, like get gains, gotta
get gains. That's what it's for. It's a person, it's a protein
powder regimen. I've heard of this, I know of this. Okay,
well that's a Then she should keep him around because it sounds like he's got
a shit together there. Yeah, okay, here's let's do his fun This
picture it does not if you look at another picture of him. God,
this is a terrible picture. Sent. Will you send me screenshot and send
me a picture. Yeah, I'm going to send you a picture. I'll
tell you one of his fun facts while you're doing that. Okay, if
you challenge him to a game of chess, you will most likely lose.
So he's good at chess. Okay, just say that. That seemed wordy.
Okay, and he's out of commission if he gets angry. So that's
Chloe, Uh huh, are you hungry? Seems like you're being kind of
a little bit of a dick. Are you angry? And why are you
gaslighting me? Are you hungry? Right now? And he wants to learn
how to fly a plane? So he's got a big ego. He's very
successful. He's you know, he's a guy that thinks that he can do
everything. And it sounds like so far kind of can. But it sounds
his fund bats are very like, I'm better than you, I'm Forbes thirty
under thirty. It sounds like he's gonna be a little newty like he's saying,
you can't beat me at chess. Don't talk to me if I'm hungry,
you'll learn to fly a plane because I want to, Like, yeah,
And I'm not going to include you. This is not a This is
not a me plus you, right, This is an A to B conversation.
The plane is B. So see your way out. That's what I'm
gonna be doing, ext And I'm gonna go away a lot on weekends because
I told you I'm learning to pilot. God stop, Okay, No,
I can't go to the movies. I'm piloting. I'm piloting and playing chess
and winning because I am a winner? What are you doing? Jen?
Okay, this next guy, his name is Jeremy, and he does not
look a day under fifty two. I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous.
I'm a little older. He's twenty nine. According to this, a real
estate cannot be look at the indents. Listen, his uh parentheses that he
needs filled in with some JUVEATERM right now are way deeper than mine. How
is that possible? He cannot be twenty nine? Look at under his eyes.
I see it. I have a worse, worse, but you're right.
I mean I did not have those at twenty nine at all. He
already has a very pronounced eleven. I don't think he's the age he says
he is. He's not, but why not just be like I'm thirty five.
Also, he looks very sad behind the eyes. If you the eyes,
if you make his eyes bigger like his eyes, those are sad eyes,
which remember I called last year and I don't remember who's sad ey Daisy?
We called Daisy having sad. Yeah, he's got sad eyes. Now
it says he's spontaneous, loyal and generous. Okay, Well, he's been
unlucky in love ever since. He loves When Jeremy loves, he loves hard
and enjoys coming up with creative ideas for special day nights. Eyes clinging.
I don't like it. Yeah, he's like, I just love hard.
Okay, this is just I really when I love, I love hard.
Okay. That's what it says on the restraining order against me is that he
loves too hard. I don't like this either. His physical touch, his
love language is physical touch, and he's hoping his future wife is ready for
all the cuddles and kisses. That makes me want to bart. Why does
that make me sick? I don't know, but I don't want all of
his cuddles and kisses either. That is something I do not like. On
dating apps, well, the guys will say like things about me, blah
blah blah, I'm a great kisser. You don't say that. I'll determine
that it's not the same for everyone. Don't You can't say that about yourself.
No, you can't gross to even think about like. I don't like
it. I also don't like it when people say that they love to cuddle.
Mm hmm it's kind of it's kind of a person dependent, you know
what I'm saying, Like, if you just you just love to cuddle with
everybody, you just you'll just gross. You just go to burning Man and
you take a bunch of drugs and then you just like old people. Yes,
that's what it sounds like to me. There's also something about he's ready
for all the cuddles and kisses. That's a lot like saying like, oh,
sometimes I just eat some food and it's so yummy. It's so yummy,
and you're like, don't see yummy. I don't want to have sex
with you. Now I'll maybe do oral, but that's it. Okay,
now you're gonna His fundacs are kind of he wants to live abroad someday dot
paid for by reality show, right right. He likes to sleep. He's
happiest when he gets eight hours of Yeah, we all are this. This
is also sort of like the hungry, like the last guy. It's like,
uh, don't wake me up in the morning. I need my sleep.
You know, I need eight hours of sleep. It's like one step
away from fun fact. Don't talk to him until he's had his coffee,
right, and then the next one is his ideal meet the family would be
inviting a girl over for passover Sata. And I don't hate that, Jeremy.
I don't hate that for him. I don't know why he looks maybe
there's a lie here and we're going to find out he's forty uh to be
fine? Yeah, all right, I don't hate it. Okay, So
John, John's cute, I don't you don't think so. I'm not feeling
John as much. But I think they put him in a weird peach top
and they made him clasp his hands in a strange way in the photo.
So I blame the photos because all of these guys are cute. He's just
not, yeah, totally standing out. And he's also has to do it's
it's a combination of man's a man spread plus a lean in and elbow's elbows
on the thigh and shoulder one shoulder, one shoulder down. So I think
it's very possible that these guys are like it's like they're playing twister and the
camera guy is like, okay, so put your elbow down and put your
left elbow up and then put your knee your right knee down, and he's
probably like I can't like smile. Yeah, and the eye was kind of
dead. I think that's it. He does. He looks a little not
like he wants to. Yeah, he's not enjoying this photo session. But
he's a medical student, which now I'm now I'm perking up. He's young,
he's twenty five. Yeah, she's young too, so that's fine.
But I guess what you're going to be so impressed. He has a heart
of gold. Oh shit, not even bronze. No heart of gold.
Guys, listen, date Line, We're back with Keith Morrison. This next
person who was murdered. It's really sad because he has a heart of gold,
as opposed to the other guy that was murdered last week, who's kind
of a dick, kind of a dish, not very smart, did not
light up. He walked into a room you never even noticed. Nope.
So it's kind of surprising he got killed because like, how did the murderer
even know to kill him? This guy, it's like if you asked him
for the shirt off his back, he'd be like, well, then what
am I going to wear? Yeah? You know this guy, Yes,
he'd be like I mean I would, but like, could you there's like
a store really nearby. Could you just go to Target and like get a
shirt? I mean, could you get a shirt and I'll pay for I
guess half of it. I'm not going to pay for the whole thing.
Anyway, he got murdered. Not the best guy, but you know,
didn't deserve it. No, absolutely not, but just not not the grit
not you know, not super friendly like once you got to know him,
if he liked you, then he would be friendly, but just not he
did know a stranger, I'll say that. Yeah, yeah, I mean
he was. Yeah. I mean you really had to earn it with him
though for him to be even nice, not chivalrous, definitely not that he's
not going to open a door for you, Like if you're you know,
he's if let me put it this way, if you're running for the elevator
and he's in there, he's gonna hit dark one, which so would I.
And you know what, I gave myself a little bit of a test
recently. I did not hold an elevator either. Usually unless it's like an
old person, than I will. But like I've got a dog that can't
be in the elevator with other people or dogs that he doesn't know, so
like I have to close the elevator fast, I'll be like, I'll send
it back. That's what I say. In my building, I'm like,
i'll send it back you know who's here. But I find myself also doing
it even when Monroe is not with me. I'm like, oh god,
right, you're like, I have a dog upstairs in my apartment, but
don't worry about that. That's don't what that trick you? Okay. So
he takes he's a future doctor, and he takes his work very seriously.
M h. And he's always up for a good time. It also doesn't
this doesn't make sense. Whoever wrote this, this was not checked. He's
fulfilling his life dream of becoming a doctor, and he's excited to see if
he and Jen have chemistry. That's supposed to be like a doctor joke,
chemistry, but like that's not a thing. I mean, yes, doctors
like that's science. If you want to say, like that's science, do
you know what I'm saying. It's a weird. It's a weird stretch.
Somebody was tired. Also, So this guy says that he loves going to
playing some basketball, but like that seems so sad when they shouldn't have even
let him put that in there. When Grant was a pro basketball player.
I know, you know likes he likes playing. They're going to have a
basketball date, right, we know this, and Jen's going to be all
cute and you know, and John's going to be trying, but Grant's just
going to like wipe the court with all of them. Grant is really in
my heart right now. He's really in my heart. John says he lives
a life of gratitude. That's in quote, So he said exactly that,
I live a life of gratitude. Right, He's really happy to be blah
blah blah. Let's look at his fun facts. He's literally obsessed with all
things Christmas, literally obsessed. So that's that's Chloe. It's kind of cute.
Oh my god, it's giving kor a mass literally obsessed. Could I
can I check off? Literally? It's like yeah, And then it sounds
like he's a little obsessive because one time he also stayed awake for thirty six
hour hours of playing ping pong. I don't want that in a husband,
no at all. No going to bed, John, he shouldn't be roommates
with the with hakm because Hakim's going to be like, I just can you
can you please stop with the ping pong. I'm trying to watch The Lion
King again. Dude, You've watched The Lion King seventeen times today and you
went to the musical four times last week? How do you even stand it?
They come out into the audience and everything so annoying? Uh. John
is also learning Spanish on duo lingo. Now, I feel like that shouldn't
be a fun fact because that's everybody's that's a fun fact about everybody. Have
you done due lingo? Yes? I gave up exactly exactly because but he's
obsessive. Oh, here's a here's a typo for you. Okay. The
next guy up is Jonathan, spelled with an A like John. Nathan with
an A usually spell it and then in the bio it's spelled Jonathan. How
you can also spell it with an Oh. So they don't even get that
right? Interesting any of these things, Like can we trust any of this
at this point? If they can't even get their names right in the thing,
it is a spelling error. Yeah, I have Jonathan the A okay,
only because I have a husband named Jonathan. I think you can spell
it with an O. But it's not as never heard of it. It's
not Marathon, it's Jonathan. Then Okay, he has a Jonathan as well
on his chin. Yeah, maybe he just shaved it that way to make
it look like he has a cleftion. I don't know. He's got some
tats. Looks like we might have our first bad boy. I think,
well, some of the other guys have had tats too, but he it
looks like one of his tats is of a devil. And the reason I
say that is because you can see on this on this arm, on the
side of his arm, that there's a devil tail, like a point to
tail swinging up. Do you see that? I see it totally. I
would never have noticed that. Good catch on your part. You know,
I'm an investigative journalist, right well, yes, And let's see, he
also has like, what's that on his hand? He has a tattoo on
his hand. He's a lot of tats. I yeah, I think I
think he could be some interesting trouble. But he's a creative director. Oh
is that? Always? Is that as a creative director? And every time
with an O I'm telling you, I think that the A was the mistake
because in the bio it says he says his name like twenty times and it's
with an oh, and I have seen that. I have never seen that.
That's so strange. And also, what do they keep saying his name?
So he's really said this is Phillis. Oh, he's really something special.
Oh my goodness, look at his spirit. He's royally really something special.
Why they all start out, It's like they can't. None of these
bios have any personality. He's a sylph proclaytont romantic. And he says,
quote, I treat every girl the same way. I don't like that he
said, girl, I treat every girl the same way. I would want
to see my mother and sister treated. That's nice, but like woman.
When he's not when the creative director is not working, he loves listening to
post him alone checking out local escape rooms. That's creepy already, Like yeah,
he likes to figure out how to tie women up and see if they
can get out haha. And he calls himself a medium king. No,
what does that mean? That means like short king? I get it.
That's cute Okay, yeah, kind of cute. Although medium isn't like short,
it was like short king. Medium is like small, medium large.
Oh so he's saying the size of his penis. I think no, he's
not. I think he is because medium king doesn't even make sense. You
don't say I guess you'd say medium height. Okay, yeah, I think
he's saying I'm not super tall. But I think he's trying to be a
little bit funny and a little self deprecating. Okay, I don't hate him.
He wants to move to Hawaii for a year, so that could be
an issue. Okay, yeah, that could. We'd love to have you
smart, so we'd love to have lunch with Neil Degrass Tyson gen live in
Hawaii anyway. Yeah, I was just remembering there was a thing, so
maybe that's a gen Maybe that's a gen thing. He's like, listen,
if you are going to be in Hawaii and like you have a kind of
a place that we could you know, live for free. Hmmm, you
know, not looking to like pay. You know, Hawaii is expensive.
Can we agree on that? Can we have one thing on? Like he's
just for no reason, like really argumentative. Okay, we haven't had Oh
my god, you're argument to even agree with me on that, Jen that
Hawaii is expensive and I should live with you for free. This poor guy,
we're giving him a hard time and he's perfectly fine, but he might
like listen, I'm just saying we haven't had a guy that just picks fights,
you know. Then she starts feeling really like I don't I wasn't saying.
He's like, okay, whatever, are you mad? No? I'm
not mad. Why are you mad at me? When I lived in Like
all I did was live in Hawaii. No, it's fine. Yeah,
it gets ruled passive aggressive? Right, Well, now are you mad at
me? Like? What is something else wrong? No, it just seems
like you want to fight. He's like, no, I don't. I
just live in Hawaii. I don't even live there anymore. That's the thing.
I don't live there anymore. He's like, yeah, I know that.
He's like, oh, you think because I'm a medium king, you
can just like walk all over me because I'm not Grant the pro basketball player.
Why are we making him so difficult? He would love to have lunch
with Neil de Grasse de Grasse Tyson to pick his brain. He wants to
start a fight with Neil de Grosse. Is it Neil de grossi, Neil
de Grasse, Neil de Grasse. He wants to start a fight with him
about science? Is he like a flat earther? He wants to pick Yeah,
that's what you take. I'm thinking he fancies himself a very smart guy,
and he might be. Oh he's from La, let's find him.
He just wants to. I mean, there how many Jonathan's like Marathon?
Could there be? Really? Thanks? It really is a thing. I
try. I believe you. I see them around. I believe you.
But it's like a sasquatch to you. I have to prove it. I
got to take a picture. Now it's weird to me because this next guy,
they're very range big in age, like, so we have had very
young I think we've had a twenty three year old the next guy can And
we also had a guy who says he's twenty seven, but he's fifty five.
Yeah, he's fifty five. Kevin is thirty five. So that feels
like that's a that's an interesting leap financial analyst. Now, what is our
first thought of his face? He has a baby face, he's kind of
a Will Forte in his mouth. I'm going to say this if this isn't
a bad photographer, but I'm really beginning to think it is. There's something
about the angle and the light that makes all of their eyes not look as
pretty as I think they could look. Yeah, it makes their faces look
a little bit harsher. It's like they photoshopped it this way on purpose to
make them like manlier or something. Yeah. But like I sent you a
picture of the other that other guy. You have to open your email and
then just click on the picture right now, Okay, Well, the other
guys, like it's he looks so different without that. It's like there's a
weird light in their eye. It's like too reflected, do you know what
I mean? Not in the not in a pretty way, but in a
like a alien sort of way. I see what I see what you're saying.
Yeah, And it also it's but it's also photoshopped at the same time,
almost like like you said, like to make them look worse. Yeah,
Like it doesn't look there's something off. It's it's like animated ish.
There's a filter on it, but it's not the right filter. Also,
I don't like that kind of beard. Either have a fucking beard or don't.
Don't choose a little thin beard. I don't like it, thank you.
I agree with that. He's a thrill seeker. He's adventurous, and
he likes to live on the edge. Skydiving, bungee jumping, cliff diving.
I'm out. Yeah, I hate to say it, me too,
But he also wants to dive headfirst into romance he loves. While he loves
adventure, he's very ready to settle down. And he even bought a home
in which to plant roots. Okay, and he's from Denver. Yeah,
he hopes to build his family with the woman of his dreams in this space.
That's a weird way to put it. In this space, in the
basement part of his Denver home. Only she can only stay in the basement,
right, What if she doesn't want to live there? Yeah, she
might not want to move to Denver with him. I have a strong feeling
that she doesn't. He loves he's a huge foodie by trying new restaurants and
cooking up delicious meals on the barbecue. On the barbecue right, not on
the grill on the book. Where do you say it too? In America.
How do you say, but it's on the barbecue. Just say that,
Just write it. Yes, She's like, she's really difficult because she
gets confused, and so sometimes when she gets like that, she gets kind
of angry. Phyllis. Yes, She's like, just write on the barbecue.
No one's gonna read this. And she fights with Chloe. She's like,
listen, we both work from home. Stop fucking arguing with me.
Chloe's like, it's on a grill, though, let me just put on
the grill. You don't on the barbecue. She's like, write it as
I say it, Chloe. Chloe peters out. I've been doing this for
many years. I've been writing bios for longer than you've been alive. That's
right, Chloe. So he likes cooking up delicious meals on the barbecue.
Chloe's like, I mean, when you grow grilling is not really the same
as being a foodie, like you do more in the kitchen. Chloe,
stop it on the barbecue. Fingers are roasted. Yes, will speed the
end of Kevin such for Love Crossed. Here's his fun facts. Kevin has
been skiing over two hundred times. I'm going to tell you why this is
a problem because how he's he's addicted. He loves skydiving, bungee jumping,
and cliff diving, so like when does he have time? This is all
this guy does. Yeah, he's a lot, and he's not the he's
the kind of guy on a first date on the app is like, uh,
not only wants to go hiking, which is already a no for me
that they should not be a first date or any date, right, but
also wants to do like a hard hike, like let's go to the top,
like runyon right, you know. And for me, I mean it's
so not in the middle between what I would want to do, because for
me, I'd be like, let's do mushroom, let's do drugs. So
the settling in the middle for me would be like let's have a glass of
wine, right and not walk anywhere. That's the in between for me,
So that that's a far away Like that's a compromise. Yeah, you guys
are far away from each other on this it's Kevin's not going to be my
guy. But he's like, well, can we just go to a lake
and hang out? You're like, mm no. He is like, if
we're not getting in the lake, and we're at a restaurant that overlooks the
lake where they have like very nice champagne. Right, yeah, sure.
Then I liked all the dates that they set up on Love on the Spectrum.
Those were the kind of dates I would like. It was always a
really nice restaurant or I will do a walk through like castles or something,
right, yes, yeah, that's nice. Yeah, But Kevin cannot,
under any circumstance, tolerate bugs. So I want to say, you're so
adventurous, you love all kinds of like camping and cliff diving, but you
can't tolerate bugs. How does that work? How does that work? And
then also they just throw this in at the last thing. He used to
own his own barbecue restaurant, which is why they had to get the word
barbecue in again. Right right, they are not saying it, and he
doesn't own it anymore. And now he's a financial analyst. Although I like
this guy, he's not bad, like, he's kind of cute. I
don't know, I can't. I think he'll he might go a little further
than we Thinkle's get to our last guy of the day, which is Marcus.
He's our next guy, and another olive green shirt doing a very strange
pose. Not well, he's an Army Ranger veteran, so he had to
apparently he had to wear like it's not camo, but like military green.
They made, No, I think they made because everybody, so many people
are in that color. Okay, this is interesting. There's a there's a
lot. There's a lot to unpack here. Okay, let's start with.
He's a hard love so he's very intelligent. They call him a real life
superhero who calls him that though, oh they call him that, Chloe call
oh okay, he they they just they're saying Chloe and Phyllis are like,
no, he's a real life superhero. Okay, I guess I mean sure
if they're saying literally like he can fly. He wears a cape everywhere you
guys and tights mm hmm, like really cute type. And they're like,
oh, that might be something else. But he's a man of humility and
he wants to start a life with someone who shares his core value, so
he might be a little religious. This is h Yeah. I don't like
it. I don't like when somebody's already like, listen, I'm going to
assume our values are not aligned unless you're evangelical. Yeah. And by the
way, his thing is so broad too. It's like, Okay, likes
grilling all the things he's been in love before, so that may come back
to haunt us. There might be an ex in the picture. He's ready
to settle down and start a family, perfect match blah blah blah, wants
to meet or find out. I mean, this is all so stupid until
you get to his fun facts, which I really want to break down.
Okay. Number one, Marcus loves binge watching New Girl. Okay, I've
never seen that show, but what's tell me? Well, I mean it's
Zoe Deschanel, Right, so he likes a girl with bangs and who has
a little bit of a tight voice. Maybe she plays a your goal earlier.
I don't know's I'm just adorable. He likes a girl that's adorable.
That was the saying from the New Girl that was wasn't it always the New
Girl? Is it New Girl? I don't I know. Well, maybe
he just watches it so much that he just calls it New Girl. He's
like, you don't I think it might you watch it as much as I
do. You don't need. You don't need to say that the anymore.
I mean, there's there's definitely shows that I've binge when they're on. I'm
trying to think of like anything like anytime Friends, even as on I will
binge. I like, I'll be sad when you watch five episodes at late
at night of Friends and then it's it goes to something it's twelve forty,
it's twelve thirty, and so they got to go to like an informercial and
I'm like, uh huh, so I get it. He hopes to be
an astronaut one day. Now that we have to talk about, okay,
because what like what you didn't mention any of that? So you were in
the middle. Okay, so what do you mean? Also, you're thirty
one, so there's a lot involved with being an astronaut. Yeah, are
you going to school for that or like training? He'll probably get to that
well or taking did you take classes in high school? Even because I don't.
I don't. Also, they called him a real life superhero, but
yet we never got back to that. We never talked about why that is,
Like he does he's not like he doesn't. He's not a paramedic,
Like how do we feel about his white jeans and he is wearing a looks
like I thought it looks like a Taylor Swift bracelet. Well, then let
me ask you one more thing though. I'm sorry, I saw I heard
you on the tailor's and I want to get to that, but I'm obsessed
right now with the fact that his occupation is army ranger veteran. Isn't a
veteran mean you are already you were in the army? Yes, so how
military veteran? Yes? Yes, so he's served. Oh he could have
gone in at eighteen and served for ten years, which okay, but he's
But that's so that means he doesn't have a job. Well, he wants
to be an astronaut, so he's working on that. We don't know that.
They don't mention it. I think he probably does, but that whoever
wrote this bio just didn't put that in. It'll come out he does something.
He might not do something right now though, because he's on the Bachelor.
He's going on the Bachelor, so maybe he's in between right now right
and maybe henoxiously tells people like, yeah, I can't I can't work right
now because I'm on the bachelor and I'm hoping to be an astronaut one day,
and they're like, do you know anything about it doesn't matter. I'm
a super life I'm a super real life superhero, literal real life superhero.
Yeah, and his favorite flower. This isn't his fault that they put this
in the fun fact. I don't like this though, idolwise, because it's
a symbol of dedication that sounds controlling, very controlling and very religious. Yeah,
and very like, I'm sorry, but you don't seem to share my
core values. Oh, this is gonna be He's going to be interesting.
I think if he stays in, Like, do you think he'll fight with
Jeremy who just wants to take you to a passover sata? I don't know,
but like this is giving me vibes of remember Luke on Hannah Brown's season.
I mean this is like, you know, well, I don't believe
that you should be sleeping with somebody in the fantasy suite. That's not charing
my core values. Oh he might. I don't know if he'll make it
that far because she's very fun, loving and kind of wild. But remember
on the last season, wasn't it just the last season? That the one
guy got kicked off really early because he was like, yeah, she better
not be sleeping with people in the fantasy suite. And remember it was a
no, it was what's her name? It was a oh my god,
who ended? Who's charity? Remember when Charity was like wait, I'm hearing
that you're making comments about like what I should and shouldn't be doing in the
fantasy suite, Like, isn't it a little premature? Like yeah, And
we're very proud of her speech. She stood up for herself. We love
charity at that moment. Yeah, so are they setting her up for that?
By the way, I'm scrolling back through because like, now that I've
seen the ones we're talking about today, I like to kind of compare them
and Jonathan with an O or A stands out as kind of cute devil devil
arm. Yeah, devil Arm's not bad. And I'm surprised when I saw
his name that I didn't do my Tony Danza impression. Would you like to
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