WEBVTT

1
00:00:04.839 --> 00:00:21.879
Uh, what's up? Hello,
Hello, my loves it's I'm just going

2
00:00:21.960 --> 00:00:26.399
to keep doing that to make you
laugh and only you. It is time

3
00:00:26.519 --> 00:00:31.600
for rose Pricks. It's Castro's part. Duh. How excited are you?

4
00:00:32.640 --> 00:00:36.560
I'm very excited. I wasn't as
excited as I thought I should be last

5
00:00:36.560 --> 00:00:38.799
time, last week that we did
this, I was like, And then

6
00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:44.079
once we started and I saw the
beautiful Steve Bouschemi eyes sparkling from behind my

7
00:00:44.159 --> 00:00:49.439
computer screen, I was like,
Jen is in for a season. Yes,

8
00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:54.119
she certainly is. Please y'all go
back and listen to her if you

9
00:00:54.159 --> 00:00:57.280
want to, I mean, whatever
you want to do. I don't know

10
00:00:57.320 --> 00:01:00.039
why you wouldn't you go back and
listen to the first because we there's some

11
00:01:00.119 --> 00:01:06.159
guys, and it was it was
not our best crop of guys that I've

12
00:01:06.159 --> 00:01:11.799
ever seen on The Bachelor at Thank
you, thank you for acknowledging that definitely

13
00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:14.000
felt that way. This is not
a joke. She felt that way more

14
00:01:14.040 --> 00:01:15.959
than I did. Like I like
the kind of tubby teddy bear guy.

15
00:01:18.040 --> 00:01:19.879
I kind of liked him, and
people like him online. By the way,

16
00:01:22.200 --> 00:01:26.920
Well that's fine, that's they can
he can be their hero. I

17
00:01:26.959 --> 00:01:29.640
mean you know, you know,
you know where we made that mistake.

18
00:01:29.719 --> 00:01:32.200
We did that we didn't bring this
up. But when we did, love

19
00:01:32.280 --> 00:01:36.079
is Blind, we were like,
Trevor seems cool. I don't know,

20
00:01:36.280 --> 00:01:38.239
try this big guy. He's kind
of a nerd. He's a guy that

21
00:01:38.280 --> 00:01:41.640
would probably go to like a f
show, maybe do a little drop a

22
00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:44.719
little acid. I know this guy
right, right, And then he turned

23
00:01:44.719 --> 00:01:49.280
out to be a liar, like
a total gym head womanizer. So sometimes

24
00:01:49.319 --> 00:01:57.239
we're wrong, I mean are Usually
our instincts are absolutely correct. We're all

25
00:01:57.400 --> 00:02:01.200
kind of except one. Yeah,
you're right, But you know, I

26
00:02:01.239 --> 00:02:07.000
think that if I stop thinking about
this, I think the problem for me

27
00:02:07.120 --> 00:02:09.599
is that I take this too personally. You know, if Jen's fine with

28
00:02:09.680 --> 00:02:14.560
it, you know, if Gen's
not going like what the hell, like,

29
00:02:14.639 --> 00:02:16.560
what do they think of me with
these guys? If she's fine with

30
00:02:16.599 --> 00:02:19.960
it, then why should I have
a problem with it? And I have

31
00:02:20.039 --> 00:02:23.360
a feeling. And she was asked, and she's because she's saying she likes

32
00:02:23.439 --> 00:02:25.840
goofy guys, she loves the life
of the party. And they probably said,

33
00:02:25.879 --> 00:02:29.199
do you mind if the guy's a
little heavier or whatever, And she's

34
00:02:29.360 --> 00:02:31.400
like, no, I don't care
bring them all, because what's supposed to

35
00:02:31.479 --> 00:02:36.719
do? Go yeah, no fatties, that's that's disgusting. Now, of

36
00:02:36.719 --> 00:02:38.719
course she's gonna do. You're signed
your own producer on these shows, you

37
00:02:38.719 --> 00:02:43.639
get your own like a person.
So I think they sit down for long.

38
00:02:43.759 --> 00:02:46.120
In fact, I know they do
because I worked on Ready for Love.

39
00:02:46.400 --> 00:02:49.479
So they sit down and they really
get into what you what your type

40
00:02:49.560 --> 00:02:52.919
is? They like, really get
into all that shit. So they do

41
00:02:53.080 --> 00:02:55.400
say, Like if I were asked, and I'd say, yeah, bring

42
00:02:55.439 --> 00:02:59.879
everybody, I'm open to anybody,
but they're like okay, but Cucily really

43
00:03:00.240 --> 00:03:01.879
like, really, what's your type? So then you tell him that,

44
00:03:02.520 --> 00:03:05.240
oh, do you mind if a
guy's a little big, No, I

45
00:03:05.240 --> 00:03:08.280
don't do you mind if a guy
is like, okay, I'm not going

46
00:03:08.319 --> 00:03:10.879
to really say the one weird thing
I don't like. I won't say it

47
00:03:10.879 --> 00:03:14.680
because I don't want to alienate anyone, but I would have told them that,

48
00:03:15.360 --> 00:03:20.080
right. I'm for me, it's
guys under two feet. I don't

49
00:03:20.080 --> 00:03:22.400
want to be a dick. But
if you're under two feet, I don't

50
00:03:22.439 --> 00:03:24.319
think it's going to work out for
me. And for me, I'm just

51
00:03:24.479 --> 00:03:30.439
like a more open minded person.
You know, I'm not like a footist,

52
00:03:30.759 --> 00:03:34.360
but that's what I'm just saying.
Like Peter Dinglich is four foot five

53
00:03:34.560 --> 00:03:39.960
and he reads very small. Uh
yeah, but he's seventy. He is

54
00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:44.879
sexy, and he's married to a
very tall woman. But I'm just saying,

55
00:03:44.960 --> 00:03:47.639
imagine that and then go two and
a half feet shorter. And I'm

56
00:03:47.639 --> 00:03:52.400
just saying, even though I'm also
short, i think two feet for me

57
00:03:52.520 --> 00:03:55.479
isn't going to work. Well,
maybe everybody has their own thing. Here's

58
00:03:55.479 --> 00:04:00.560
what I'm going to say. I'm
going to say that I leave that they

59
00:04:00.560 --> 00:04:04.120
don't give a crap about what her
type is. I think a lot of

60
00:04:04.159 --> 00:04:11.080
these people have already been pre chosen
that they when they're filming the First Bachelor,

61
00:04:11.080 --> 00:04:15.199
I think it's somebody's job to be
finding guys, to be already vetting

62
00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:18.879
guys for the next thing, and
I think it almost doesn't matter. You

63
00:04:18.959 --> 00:04:23.800
might be right looking for guys that
will be good on TV. Well that's

64
00:04:23.839 --> 00:04:27.600
a perfect segue into our first guy
for today's castros, and he is my

65
00:04:27.680 --> 00:04:30.480
favorite so far. He is the
hottiest hottie I've seen in a long time.

66
00:04:30.560 --> 00:04:34.600
So everything we just said is kind
of off the table now because Grant,

67
00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:41.720
where we're starting, is so cute. He's I can't stand it.

68
00:04:42.120 --> 00:04:46.399
Oh my god. So he's from
Houston and he's a day trader. He's

69
00:04:46.399 --> 00:04:47.720
so cute. I don't know that. I love that he's a mama's boy,

70
00:04:48.040 --> 00:04:51.600
but I do like that he loves
poetry and reading and he was a

71
00:04:51.639 --> 00:04:55.279
former pro basketball player, because of
course he was. You know what,

72
00:04:55.319 --> 00:05:00.000
I love that you skipped over the
fact that somebody actually put pen to paper

73
00:05:00.439 --> 00:05:05.639
and wrote his smile lights up every
room he walks into and is followed by

74
00:05:05.680 --> 00:05:12.120
his positive attitude. That doesn't sound
like Chloe or phyllis. That sounds like

75
00:05:12.360 --> 00:05:15.160
somebody didn't come to work that day
and they were like, there's no sleep

76
00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:20.240
on these things, Like you can't
just not show up for work. We

77
00:05:20.360 --> 00:05:25.160
need these bios written. And somebody
was like, okay, all right,

78
00:05:25.279 --> 00:05:28.680
how about he has a smile that
lights up a room. And that person

79
00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:31.839
didn't say, like, have you
ever listened to a single Dateline episode like

80
00:05:31.959 --> 00:05:38.800
that has been light up to death? It's such a cliche at this point.

81
00:05:39.360 --> 00:05:42.279
I'm sorry about the drilling. That's
it's not in my house, you

82
00:05:42.319 --> 00:05:45.920
guys. It's just it's Los Angeles
if you hear this, But I have

83
00:05:45.920 --> 00:05:47.480
to say on the on the dateline
thing, and I know this is for

84
00:05:47.519 --> 00:05:51.160
a different show, but can I
just interject this, Yes, you know

85
00:05:51.279 --> 00:05:55.560
that I know a guy that I've
known from like the comedy world for a

86
00:05:55.560 --> 00:05:58.800
long time, and he's the weirdest, creepiest guy. And I always thought

87
00:05:58.800 --> 00:06:00.839
of this if it was a day
line show and or I was the like

88
00:06:00.959 --> 00:06:03.439
neighbor they interviewed after he killed a
bunch of people and they were like,

89
00:06:03.560 --> 00:06:06.079
did you know, I mean,
did you have any suspicions? I'd be

90
00:06:06.120 --> 00:06:11.360
like, yes, I had all
the suspicions. He was really weird.

91
00:06:11.519 --> 00:06:14.519
So not every person on dateline is
what I'm saying, lights up every room.

92
00:06:14.560 --> 00:06:17.319
Some of them are just the quiet, weird neighbor. But my thing

93
00:06:17.360 --> 00:06:21.360
is always like, yeah, no, of course I knew. Yeah,

94
00:06:21.399 --> 00:06:26.399
And it's kind of like and this
has also sort of been talked about to

95
00:06:26.480 --> 00:06:30.120
death, like I'm not going to
lie, but nobody ever goes yeah,

96
00:06:30.560 --> 00:06:34.160
they had kind of a negative attitude. I'm not saying they deserved it,

97
00:06:34.279 --> 00:06:38.519
but you know, when they walked
into a room, people kind of there

98
00:06:38.560 --> 00:06:41.839
was some tension in the room,
they're always kind of a bit of a

99
00:06:41.879 --> 00:06:46.040
downer. You would never say that. They always always always say uh,

100
00:06:46.399 --> 00:06:50.120
when she walked into a room,
like all eyes were on her. Oh,

101
00:06:50.160 --> 00:06:54.079
you're talking about the woman that gets
killed. Yes, oh, I

102
00:06:54.079 --> 00:06:56.839
thought you meant the guy. They're
always like, god, he was the

103
00:06:56.879 --> 00:06:59.639
life of the party. I can't
believe he was town in his spare time.

104
00:07:00.120 --> 00:07:03.199
Shocked you did all this, you
know, right, Oh, you're

105
00:07:03.279 --> 00:07:06.360
right, that's funny. The woman. Yes, it's always like do you

106
00:07:06.439 --> 00:07:10.199
get a little jealous where you're like, okay, well she wasn't that fucking

107
00:07:10.279 --> 00:07:13.160
perfect? You're right. They come
up and they're like, she was the

108
00:07:13.199 --> 00:07:17.279
most beautiful sister, and she was, she was an angel on this earth,

109
00:07:17.839 --> 00:07:23.480
right, I mean, okay,
now you say that, right,

110
00:07:23.959 --> 00:07:26.600
right, you're right, And it's
sad. It's still okay, you got

111
00:07:26.680 --> 00:07:30.360
still did, but also it's sad. It's terrible. Right. They never

112
00:07:30.360 --> 00:07:34.160
say anything negative and just if while
we're on the topic, one thing I

113
00:07:34.199 --> 00:07:39.040
hate is when they constantly talk about
how pretty they were. It's like,

114
00:07:39.800 --> 00:07:44.240
it doesn't why does it matter the
person the victim is the victim, Like,

115
00:07:44.279 --> 00:07:47.920
why does it matter that they were
hot? It's extra sad because they

116
00:07:47.920 --> 00:07:51.560
were so pretty. We lost a
pretty one, like as opposed to she

117
00:07:51.680 --> 00:07:56.160
was kind of average looking, so
it's not quite as sad. Yes,

118
00:07:56.839 --> 00:07:59.240
And they're also never say you're right. They never say anthing that they're like,

119
00:07:59.399 --> 00:08:01.759
yeah, Carol owed me a lot
of money. Very sad she got

120
00:08:01.800 --> 00:08:05.800
killed by this guy. We never
liked him, right, right, they

121
00:08:05.800 --> 00:08:09.600
don't throw anything bad at She's just
a perfect angel, right, she did

122
00:08:09.680 --> 00:08:13.079
owe me money, and I feel
I'm glad I'm doing this interview because I

123
00:08:13.120 --> 00:08:18.079
feel like I don't want to say
anything to her parents because that's very uncomfortable

124
00:08:18.079 --> 00:08:20.399
to do it this way. But
yeah, she was borrowing a lot.

125
00:08:20.480 --> 00:08:22.319
Let's just say that. Yeah,
I don't know what was going on with

126
00:08:22.360 --> 00:08:26.879
her, if she just you know, just didn't feel like working because she

127
00:08:26.920 --> 00:08:31.800
was kind of late. I'm not
very beautiful eyes though, I mean,

128
00:08:31.920 --> 00:08:39.080
like like an angel smile lit up
every room, just like Grant up every

129
00:08:39.200 --> 00:08:43.120
room. And then oftentimes after her
smiled it up the room, she would

130
00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:46.519
ask to borrow money. But that's
neither here nor there, and honestly,

131
00:08:46.559 --> 00:08:50.200
Dayline, you probably shouldn't even put
that into the interview. Let's just leave

132
00:08:50.240 --> 00:08:54.720
it at beautiful smile and Jelic never
would have thought something like this would have

133
00:08:54.759 --> 00:08:58.279
happened to her. But yeah,
I mean, did she flirt with my

134
00:08:58.360 --> 00:09:05.600
husband? Yes? Okay, Grant, I love him so much. So

135
00:09:05.600 --> 00:09:09.320
if you're following along and you can't, you guys can do do? We

136
00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:13.200
already tell you how to do this
Cosmopolitan dot com, Cosmopolitan dot com.

137
00:09:13.240 --> 00:09:20.600
Just google Cosmopolitan and google gen with
two n trans guys, right, these

138
00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:24.720
guys. So okay. So Grant
was a former basketball player, which is

139
00:09:24.759 --> 00:09:28.279
hot. It's just hot. Here's
another thing. When you're looking at his

140
00:09:28.320 --> 00:09:33.639
picture, the color that he chose
to wear is so good on him.

141
00:09:33.759 --> 00:09:37.759
It's like this. I don't want
to say a periwinkle because that sounds like

142
00:09:37.799 --> 00:09:41.879
a weird color name, but it's
yes, it's a very very pale,

143
00:09:41.440 --> 00:09:46.320
lavenderish blue and it looks so good. And he's wearing I want to say,

144
00:09:46.360 --> 00:09:50.279
like a little like a wife beater
underneath. I know we're not supposed

145
00:09:50.320 --> 00:09:54.000
to say that. That's terrible,
no, but undershirt. Undershirt is a

146
00:09:54.080 --> 00:09:58.080
terrible name for it. Yeah,
it works here. And he's got two

147
00:09:58.120 --> 00:10:03.360
diamond earrings studs, which is very
like. I love an athlete that does

148
00:10:03.360 --> 00:10:05.960
that. And I know that's so
cliche that I would like that, But

149
00:10:07.039 --> 00:10:09.919
I like it. I think it's
so sexy, and I freaking love it.

150
00:10:09.759 --> 00:10:13.159
You love it. He's only thirty, though, let me ask you

151
00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:16.840
this. He's only thirty and he's
a former pro basketball player. So what

152
00:10:16.960 --> 00:10:20.480
happened? Well? Maybe, I
mean you kind of age. It's hard

153
00:10:20.519 --> 00:10:24.519
on your body age out at thirty
though, might okay, as a dancer,

154
00:10:24.559 --> 00:10:28.440
you age out. I mean there's
definitely older players, of course,

155
00:10:28.559 --> 00:10:31.720
yeah, name a billion of them, but like you know, you can't

156
00:10:31.720 --> 00:10:35.200
do ballet much longer. That's true. But stop worrying about him, because

157
00:10:35.200 --> 00:10:37.720
he loves He loves, loves,
loves his new career as a day trader.

158
00:10:39.559 --> 00:10:43.360
He's amazing, former pro basketball player
day trader. He likes Carrie Oak,

159
00:10:43.639 --> 00:10:46.200
goes bowling, he likes watching the
Lakers. I mean, he's just

160
00:10:46.240 --> 00:10:50.080
this second guy for you. I
think he might be. Let's look at

161
00:10:50.080 --> 00:10:54.360
his fun facts, okay, kind
of Bory plans to visit every country in

162
00:10:54.399 --> 00:10:58.519
his lifetime. Yeah, on the
Bachelorette, right, he joined up.

163
00:10:58.639 --> 00:11:01.159
Right, He's like, I want
to at least to eliminate like half of

164
00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:03.519
them on this show. It's like
I plan to visit every country in his

165
00:11:03.559 --> 00:11:07.480
lifetime on a reality dot dot dot
on a reality show paid for by you.

166
00:11:09.159 --> 00:11:13.200
He's a salcid answer. Also super
adorable, and I like this one.

167
00:11:13.320 --> 00:11:16.840
He wishes he could live in the
year three thousand to see what technology

168
00:11:16.879 --> 00:11:20.159
would be like. So he's smart. He's a big thinker. I don't

169
00:11:20.240 --> 00:11:24.840
like this one though. I don't. I'm going to push back because I'm

170
00:11:24.840 --> 00:11:28.279
gonna say this is just a boor
like it's not a real fun fact about

171
00:11:28.279 --> 00:11:31.320
you. It's just like a like
a yeah, I wish I could live

172
00:11:31.360 --> 00:11:37.440
in the year three thousand. Cool. He's probably one of their questions like

173
00:11:37.480 --> 00:11:39.639
if you could live in any time
period, what would it be? And

174
00:11:39.639 --> 00:11:41.360
he's like, oh, and I
could see him thinking hard about it,

175
00:11:41.720 --> 00:11:45.639
maybe taking one of his earrings out
and cleaning it and putting him back.

176
00:11:46.039 --> 00:11:50.720
This is what I envisioned, right, He's sexy. And then he's just

177
00:11:50.720 --> 00:11:52.000
like, yeah, I like it. I always people always go to the

178
00:11:52.039 --> 00:11:56.000
past when you ask people that question, and myself included, you always are

179
00:11:56.039 --> 00:11:58.879
like, oh, I guess Paris
in the twenties. Like it's a it's

180
00:11:58.879 --> 00:12:05.000
a tough question, and people don't
often go to three thousand the year three

181
00:12:05.080 --> 00:12:09.360
thousand and I like this about him. Okay, listen. Before we move

182
00:12:09.440 --> 00:12:11.360
on, though, I want to
tell you something else that I really like,

183
00:12:13.039 --> 00:12:18.000
and that is Tropical Smoothie Cafe.
Have you gone there yet? Oh?

184
00:12:18.240 --> 00:12:20.919
Yes, it is you guys,
Listen to this. It is so

185
00:12:20.039 --> 00:12:26.080
delicious if you love a smoothie,
and this place, Tropical Smoothie Cafe makes

186
00:12:26.200 --> 00:12:33.200
mocktails that are so delicious. They
have flavors like the Island Punch Smoothie,

187
00:12:33.200 --> 00:12:39.039
which is peach, guava, passion
fruit, mango, and pineapple. And

188
00:12:39.159 --> 00:12:43.720
check this out. National Smoothie Day
is June twenty first, and you're gonna

189
00:12:43.720 --> 00:12:50.360
want to celebrate National Smoothie Day with
Tropical Smoothie Cafe. Tropic Rewards members get

190
00:12:50.399 --> 00:12:56.519
a free smoothie on June twenty first
with a bowl or food purchase. So

191
00:12:56.559 --> 00:13:00.840
you can order in the app,
online or in cafe, and they have

192
00:13:01.120 --> 00:13:05.759
so many great things to choose from. They also have a mango berry Cosmo

193
00:13:05.879 --> 00:13:11.840
smoothie which is mango, strawberries,
cranberry and lime, a watermelon mohito mohito.

194
00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:16.559
Yeah, so don't visit one of
Tropical Smoothie Cafes. Fourteen hundred plus

195
00:13:16.600 --> 00:13:20.759
locations or order online or through their
app. Do it, do it now?

196
00:13:20.799 --> 00:13:26.200
It's so good. Okay, all
right, let's move to Hakem now

197
00:13:26.200 --> 00:13:28.639
that I'm over, because I mean, so we know my number one.

198
00:13:28.639 --> 00:13:33.399
But Hakem. He's cute. It's
not bad. He's cute. He looks

199
00:13:33.519 --> 00:13:37.399
very uncomfortable in the photo, the
way they have him posing with his finger

200
00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:41.159
like on his cheek. That does
not look natural. No, I don't.

201
00:13:41.320 --> 00:13:46.639
I don't think he's that cute,
and I think that, uh he's

202
00:13:46.720 --> 00:13:50.320
I hope he plays better like I
hope it's just because it's a photograph.

203
00:13:50.600 --> 00:13:54.720
Yeah he might, you know,
you know I always played better on a

204
00:13:54.799 --> 00:14:01.399
video too. So he's a medical
device salesman m hm, which is ready

205
00:14:01.440 --> 00:14:05.360
to feels like a boring job.
What do you think? It feels like

206
00:14:05.360 --> 00:14:07.679
there's a lot of them. I
feel like that's very common on these shows.

207
00:14:09.960 --> 00:14:11.679
So yeah, I don't know,
he's a salesperson. Actually, I

208
00:14:11.720 --> 00:14:18.600
have a friend. I have a
friend one who has a husband who's that's

209
00:14:18.639 --> 00:14:20.679
basically what he does, and you
know what make money. I was going

210
00:14:20.759 --> 00:14:24.279
to say, it's a pretty good
living. He does well for himself,

211
00:14:24.720 --> 00:14:28.320
and I like that he's got he's
from Jamaica. He's ready to find someone

212
00:14:28.320 --> 00:14:33.080
to bring home to meet his big
Jamaican family and introduce parts of his culture.

213
00:14:33.200 --> 00:14:35.600
So we feel like that he's going
to bring something on the first date

214
00:14:35.639 --> 00:14:39.519
that is Jamaican related. I'm going
to go and guarantee you that, right

215
00:14:39.960 --> 00:14:43.120
like some jerk chicken. That sounds
so good right now. First of all,

216
00:14:43.279 --> 00:14:48.200
this is also a slight problem for
me. In his bio, the

217
00:14:48.399 --> 00:14:52.039
very first line is Jakim is an
energetic guy with a big personality. If

218
00:14:52.440 --> 00:14:56.960
I think that's the kind of thing
that if you're leading with big personality,

219
00:14:58.279 --> 00:15:03.879
that means you're annoying. Maybe maybe
I'm going to push back a little because

220
00:15:03.879 --> 00:15:07.879
I think that they're saying Jen likes
that. She's made that very clear.

221
00:15:07.919 --> 00:15:11.440
She likes it. She likes a
quarterback, she likes an extrovert. She

222
00:15:11.480 --> 00:15:18.440
doesn't want any nonsense there. I
just I think of big personalities and energetic

223
00:15:18.639 --> 00:15:24.360
as everybody being John Belushi. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean

224
00:15:24.360 --> 00:15:26.440
that's kind of what we were saying
about the other guy, who I was

225
00:15:26.480 --> 00:15:31.120
like, he's got maybe some Chris
Farley tendencies. He probably like walks through

226
00:15:31.159 --> 00:15:39.720
walls accidentally. Ah, exact guy. Everybody's just kool aid. You know,

227
00:15:39.200 --> 00:15:43.240
hey, kool Aid. It's funny
you brought up kool aid. And

228
00:15:43.279 --> 00:15:45.840
I'm not going to talk about this
now, but please go over to bord

229
00:15:45.879 --> 00:15:50.799
Af next week and listen because I
have a rant for you about something that

230
00:15:50.840 --> 00:15:54.360
I haven't told you about yet.
So just that's I'm just plugging a different

231
00:15:54.399 --> 00:15:58.240
show that we both do board afh
Annie, you mentioned kool Aid because I

232
00:15:58.240 --> 00:16:03.039
have a whole thing to talk about. Okay, Okay, so he hakeim

233
00:16:03.440 --> 00:16:07.399
Okay, I don't like this.
I do like that he got his masters

234
00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:11.360
at Northwestern, so he's very smart. He likes reggae, which is not

235
00:16:11.480 --> 00:16:15.919
my favorite. And rewatching The Lion
King. Now, Stephanie knows that The

236
00:16:15.960 --> 00:16:18.559
Lion King is not my favorite musical
and in fact, it has caused trouble

237
00:16:18.600 --> 00:16:23.120
in my life. But do you
think that and I'm honestly asking this,

238
00:16:23.559 --> 00:16:26.360
okay, so you can answer this
however you want, But do you think

239
00:16:26.440 --> 00:16:30.679
that the movie The Lion King is
different than the musical The Lion King?

240
00:16:32.799 --> 00:16:34.639
Oh? Yes, I do.
And I do like the original Lion I

241
00:16:34.720 --> 00:16:38.559
like the the animated Lion King.
I liked it when it came out,

242
00:16:38.720 --> 00:16:42.759
So I guess I saw the word
music and Lion King and was thinking the

243
00:16:42.840 --> 00:16:45.720
musical. But he might not mean. He means the movie, and that's

244
00:16:45.799 --> 00:16:48.480
just fine. I like it too, Okay, that's it would be weird

245
00:16:48.480 --> 00:16:52.960
if he was constantly going to see
The Lion King, like just any you

246
00:16:53.000 --> 00:16:57.360
know, every weekend. He's just
like the musical his girlfriend, you know,

247
00:16:57.440 --> 00:17:00.879
if he had one, not his
current girlfriend, but it's just like,

248
00:17:00.960 --> 00:17:03.919
do you guys, do you want
to do something this weekend? He's

249
00:17:03.919 --> 00:17:07.640
like, Oh, got Lion King
tickets? Yeah? At a high school

250
00:17:07.640 --> 00:17:11.720
because you know, it hasn't been
there's no national tour of this, so

251
00:17:11.839 --> 00:17:14.200
yeah, I'm going to see I
got to go down to the Civic Center.

252
00:17:14.319 --> 00:17:17.200
What show did you just go to? Recently? At a high school?

253
00:17:17.759 --> 00:17:21.519
I went to see Little Shop of
Horrors at high school and it was

254
00:17:21.519 --> 00:17:23.880
really fun because I love it so
much. So I like to support the

255
00:17:25.200 --> 00:17:27.400
kids, the arts kids. Yeah, but you would not have gone,

256
00:17:27.920 --> 00:17:30.480
now, would you have gone if
it was a high school performance of The

257
00:17:30.519 --> 00:17:33.720
Lion King? No, because I
do not care for The Lion King.

258
00:17:33.759 --> 00:17:37.920
Actually, I might have just to
see what they would do with it.

259
00:17:38.200 --> 00:17:41.480
Not my friend, which that was
a little inside joke there, but that's

260
00:17:41.519 --> 00:17:47.160
for another day. Yeah, yeah, okay, Hakem, Hakeem. Do

261
00:17:47.200 --> 00:17:52.200
you want to go to see to
my sister's wedding? Oh? I would.

262
00:17:53.200 --> 00:17:56.960
I really do want to, and
I do think we're serious. I

263
00:17:56.960 --> 00:18:00.599
mean, I love being part of
this family and everything, but I gotta

264
00:18:00.599 --> 00:18:04.359
see the lion King at the community
Center. I already got my tickets,

265
00:18:04.680 --> 00:18:08.680
I bottom like six months ago,
so I can't like not go. Sorry,

266
00:18:10.000 --> 00:18:15.599
okay, hakkem fun facts or he
can fully clap with just one hand.

267
00:18:15.839 --> 00:18:17.680
Yeah, let's try to do that. Let's see if we can do

268
00:18:17.720 --> 00:18:19.119
that. Okay, I cannot do
it. I just try not hurt my

269
00:18:19.160 --> 00:18:23.759
hand. How would you do it? You like? Just what would you

270
00:18:23.799 --> 00:18:27.799
clap against your own the putt?
Like you take your fingers and you clap

271
00:18:27.799 --> 00:18:33.920
them hard against the puffiness of your
Oh, I'm doing it. That's kind

272
00:18:33.920 --> 00:18:37.079
of it. Okay, not really. I mean, I guess we can

273
00:18:37.119 --> 00:18:38.559
all do it. But is it
a loud clap? It doesn't say,

274
00:18:40.480 --> 00:18:44.319
oh this this next fun fact is
not fun. It's kind of sad and

275
00:18:44.359 --> 00:18:48.799
it worries. It's worrisome and sad. Jaquin takes finding love so seriously that

276
00:18:48.920 --> 00:18:53.519
he spent over five thousand dollars on
a dating coach. Now no, let

277
00:18:53.519 --> 00:18:59.319
me yeah, let me say,
let me say something like you're stopping me

278
00:19:00.000 --> 00:19:03.200
as let me talk, let me
get them staring in his eyes. But

279
00:19:03.319 --> 00:19:07.519
yes, go on, I understand, And I think it's actually sort of

280
00:19:07.599 --> 00:19:12.400
cute if you spent like if you
got a match maker and you spent a

281
00:19:12.440 --> 00:19:15.000
lot of money on a matchmaker because
you were like, I'm really serious and

282
00:19:15.039 --> 00:19:19.240
I want somebody who's right for me, but just a coach, Like you

283
00:19:19.359 --> 00:19:23.759
think your skills are that bad that
you just need somebody to constantly tell you,

284
00:19:23.799 --> 00:19:26.799
like how to behave Yeah, that's
like, what's the guy? What's

285
00:19:26.839 --> 00:19:30.920
the Will Smith movie? Pitch?
Oh? Like that you just got a

286
00:19:30.960 --> 00:19:34.160
guy that was like, yeah,
just be mean to her. You love

287
00:19:34.200 --> 00:19:37.920
it. If that's what it is. What if he's kind of like an

288
00:19:37.920 --> 00:19:41.000
insult and it's just like, yep, you got a neggar. Not though

289
00:19:41.400 --> 00:19:45.119
we can see that he's not.
He's funny, he's I was saying,

290
00:19:45.839 --> 00:19:51.680
I just say, what if he's
not okay? This was written by Chloe.

291
00:19:51.839 --> 00:19:53.400
He's gone on a picnic day in
a cemetery, but he's not gonna

292
00:19:53.400 --> 00:19:59.319
ghost you, because Phyllis does not
know the word ghost. He promises not

293
00:19:59.319 --> 00:20:03.079
the ghost. So somebody asked us
if we if we think of Phyllis from

294
00:20:03.079 --> 00:20:07.200
the office when we and yet someone
asked us that yeah on Facebook, and

295
00:20:07.319 --> 00:20:12.039
yes, Oh, I don't know. Phyllis is very British and old.

296
00:20:14.160 --> 00:20:17.880
Think of her physically as like Phyllis
from the Office. I don't at all.

297
00:20:17.960 --> 00:20:19.759
And it's because my mom has a
friend named Phyllis. So I think

298
00:20:19.799 --> 00:20:22.880
of my mom's eighty year old friend
named Phyllis, who's fabulous, by the

299
00:20:22.920 --> 00:20:30.240
way, and always like drinking a
martini and very She looks more like Blueth

300
00:20:30.559 --> 00:20:33.799
from Arrested Development. What's her name, you know, like very pronounced,

301
00:20:33.880 --> 00:20:38.079
cheekbones, very put together. Phyllis
is No, I have a totally different

302
00:20:38.079 --> 00:20:41.839
We have to come together on this. Well, I just don't see it

303
00:20:41.880 --> 00:20:45.000
that way, because I don't think
that this Phyllis is that fabulous. Oh

304
00:20:45.039 --> 00:20:48.599
I do. I think she's English
and fabulous, and why would she have

305
00:20:48.880 --> 00:20:52.119
just out of touch? She's out
of touch. I don't know why she

306
00:20:52.160 --> 00:20:56.880
has this job. I think that
in order to get her alimony, she

307
00:20:56.960 --> 00:21:00.240
has to have a small she has
to act like she's doing something thing.

308
00:21:00.880 --> 00:21:03.839
Oh okay, I don't know,
you know what we can we can disagree

309
00:21:03.880 --> 00:21:08.240
on what Phyllis looks like, but
this is Chloe. Okay, yes,

310
00:21:08.599 --> 00:21:12.720
all right, let's move on to
Jahan. I'm gonna say that's how you

311
00:21:12.759 --> 00:21:18.440
say it. Uh huh? I
think ja h a A N. So

312
00:21:18.480 --> 00:21:22.960
I think it's Jahan. This is
okay. I'm sorry this might sound problematic,

313
00:21:23.000 --> 00:21:26.880
but I'm going to say it anyway. But this it's not about him.

314
00:21:27.319 --> 00:21:32.400
Uh. I think that the reason
why it seems like it was a

315
00:21:32.440 --> 00:21:36.680
little bit thrown together is don't you
think if she's Asian, okay, and

316
00:21:37.119 --> 00:21:41.279
there's a it's a big thing that
she's the first Asian bachelorette and we're excited

317
00:21:41.279 --> 00:21:45.559
about that, you think they'd have, like an Asian guy. We haven't

318
00:21:45.559 --> 00:21:47.960
had an Asian guy yet. We
don't know yet, we haven't finished.

319
00:21:48.039 --> 00:21:52.119
We're just half barely halfway through.
But good you think we might have a

320
00:21:52.119 --> 00:21:56.559
couple. Wow, I think we'd
have one at this point. I'm just

321
00:21:56.640 --> 00:21:59.720
saying, if it's it's like,
okay, so is she an Asian woman

322
00:21:59.759 --> 00:22:03.119
that doesn't like Asian guys? Then
she would have had to say that because

323
00:22:03.160 --> 00:22:07.440
there's no art like that. She's
not attracted to that. Well, that's

324
00:22:07.440 --> 00:22:10.440
why I'm saying. I think it's
interesting. I think they just they I

325
00:22:10.440 --> 00:22:12.960
think they just book. Who they
book is my Yeah, Okay, here's

326
00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:15.319
something I do not like about his
face, if I may, And this

327
00:22:15.359 --> 00:22:19.160
isn't like terrible. So he has
a cleft chin. But he also has

328
00:22:19.160 --> 00:22:25.000
a beard. So the beard itself
is a cleft, like there's just this

329
00:22:25.119 --> 00:22:27.640
black line on his chin. It's
so he has like a butt. So

330
00:22:27.680 --> 00:22:30.839
you know how they say, like
a cleft chin is like a little butt.

331
00:22:30.279 --> 00:22:37.640
Yes, so he's got like hair
Harry butt. But he's got but

332
00:22:37.319 --> 00:22:41.200
I hate it. I hate it. He's from New York, cous he's

333
00:22:41.240 --> 00:22:45.640
a startup founder. Hey, hey, I'm from New York. I'm not

334
00:22:45.680 --> 00:22:48.440
even gonna tell you which one in
New York. Doesn't fucking matter to you.

335
00:22:49.599 --> 00:22:53.680
Hey, I'm from New York.
Over here. He's probably he's probably

336
00:22:53.720 --> 00:23:00.880
got a big personality. He's extremely
smart, and he's founded his own company.

337
00:23:00.920 --> 00:23:06.799
And but he prior he prioritized his
career throughout his twenties. Oh wait,

338
00:23:07.119 --> 00:23:10.759
he's Forbes thirty under thirty. Oh
what should lead with that? That

339
00:23:10.799 --> 00:23:15.759
should be the first sentence. Now
we like him, Oh we got an

340
00:23:15.799 --> 00:23:22.640
empire. Oh so he's Oh he's
so he's wealthy. Started wonder why don't

341
00:23:22.640 --> 00:23:26.960
they say what he started? I
don't know it would start. Probably wouldn't

342
00:23:26.000 --> 00:23:30.839
be that hard to find out.
I find out to google him, Joe,

343
00:23:32.079 --> 00:23:37.279
you google him while I'm reading Bachelorette. Let's see what he's John and

344
00:23:37.440 --> 00:23:41.799
sorry, okay, so let's look
him up. That's his last name is

345
00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:47.039
on? Sorry? Why is he
going on the Bachelorette? I don't know.

346
00:23:47.039 --> 00:23:48.880
They probably want him to be the
next Batchel. They're probably just priming

347
00:23:48.920 --> 00:23:56.200
him for that. Interestingly, interestingly
though, he I think he founded a

348
00:23:56.240 --> 00:24:03.559
company called Gainful right, it's a
food and drink company. Okay, I

349
00:24:03.680 --> 00:24:11.319
found Oh well you know what too. He's cuter in his other in other

350
00:24:11.400 --> 00:24:15.200
pictures much because we have a terrible
photographer. Remember when I tracked down the

351
00:24:15.200 --> 00:24:18.960
photographer. I really did find him
and I'll almost send him an Instagram message,

352
00:24:18.000 --> 00:24:21.680
and I was like, what am
I doing? This guy is really

353
00:24:21.720 --> 00:24:25.200
really cute and we would like him, like in person, he's young,

354
00:24:25.359 --> 00:24:30.079
I mean, but he's he's very
very cute in another picture. Okay,

355
00:24:30.559 --> 00:24:34.759
So Eric Wu and Johann I'm sorry
met as co captains of their high school

356
00:24:34.839 --> 00:24:41.799
soccer team, and they they co
founded Gainful to bring personalized nutrition to everybody,

357
00:24:41.880 --> 00:24:45.079
not just the world's best athletes.
I swear I think I saw him

358
00:24:45.119 --> 00:24:48.839
on Shark Tank. I swear to
you I did. Yeah, I don't

359
00:24:48.920 --> 00:24:55.160
like these kind of you know,
powder gains, like get gains, gotta

360
00:24:55.200 --> 00:25:00.480
get gains. That's what it's for. It's a person, it's a protein

361
00:25:00.640 --> 00:25:06.039
powder regimen. I've heard of this, I know of this. Okay,

362
00:25:06.200 --> 00:25:07.960
well that's a Then she should keep
him around because it sounds like he's got

363
00:25:08.000 --> 00:25:12.160
a shit together there. Yeah,
okay, here's let's do his fun This

364
00:25:12.519 --> 00:25:18.079
picture it does not if you look
at another picture of him. God,

365
00:25:18.160 --> 00:25:22.640
this is a terrible picture. Sent. Will you send me screenshot and send

366
00:25:22.680 --> 00:25:25.720
me a picture. Yeah, I'm
going to send you a picture. I'll

367
00:25:25.720 --> 00:25:27.240
tell you one of his fun facts
while you're doing that. Okay, if

368
00:25:27.240 --> 00:25:32.319
you challenge him to a game of
chess, you will most likely lose.

369
00:25:32.359 --> 00:25:34.279
So he's good at chess. Okay, just say that. That seemed wordy.

370
00:25:34.759 --> 00:25:40.079
Okay, and he's out of commission
if he gets angry. So that's

371
00:25:40.160 --> 00:25:44.279
Chloe, Uh huh, are you
hungry? Seems like you're being kind of

372
00:25:44.279 --> 00:25:45.839
a little bit of a dick.
Are you angry? And why are you

373
00:25:45.880 --> 00:25:51.240
gaslighting me? Are you hungry?
Right now? And he wants to learn

374
00:25:51.279 --> 00:25:53.559
how to fly a plane? So
he's got a big ego. He's very

375
00:25:53.559 --> 00:25:57.519
successful. He's you know, he's
a guy that thinks that he can do

376
00:25:57.559 --> 00:26:00.839
everything. And it sounds like so
far kind of can. But it sounds

377
00:26:02.039 --> 00:26:04.200
his fund bats are very like,
I'm better than you, I'm Forbes thirty

378
00:26:04.279 --> 00:26:11.039
under thirty. It sounds like he's
gonna be a little newty like he's saying,

379
00:26:11.400 --> 00:26:14.359
you can't beat me at chess.
Don't talk to me if I'm hungry,

380
00:26:14.839 --> 00:26:17.319
you'll learn to fly a plane because
I want to, Like, yeah,

381
00:26:17.359 --> 00:26:19.279
And I'm not going to include you. This is not a This is

382
00:26:19.319 --> 00:26:22.759
not a me plus you, right, This is an A to B conversation.

383
00:26:23.000 --> 00:26:26.119
The plane is B. So see
your way out. That's what I'm

384
00:26:26.119 --> 00:26:30.920
gonna be doing, ext And I'm
gonna go away a lot on weekends because

385
00:26:30.240 --> 00:26:37.799
I told you I'm learning to pilot. God stop, Okay, No,

386
00:26:37.880 --> 00:26:44.839
I can't go to the movies.
I'm piloting. I'm piloting and playing chess

387
00:26:45.000 --> 00:26:48.680
and winning because I am a winner? What are you doing? Jen?

388
00:26:49.039 --> 00:26:53.039
Okay, this next guy, his
name is Jeremy, and he does not

389
00:26:53.200 --> 00:26:59.920
look a day under fifty two.
I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous.

390
00:27:00.000 --> 00:27:02.799
I'm a little older. He's twenty
nine. According to this, a real

391
00:27:02.880 --> 00:27:08.480
estate cannot be look at the indents. Listen, his uh parentheses that he

392
00:27:08.519 --> 00:27:14.359
needs filled in with some JUVEATERM right
now are way deeper than mine. How

393
00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:17.559
is that possible? He cannot be
twenty nine? Look at under his eyes.

394
00:27:17.960 --> 00:27:22.480
I see it. I have a
worse, worse, but you're right.

395
00:27:22.559 --> 00:27:23.720
I mean I did not have those
at twenty nine at all. He

396
00:27:23.720 --> 00:27:29.039
already has a very pronounced eleven.
I don't think he's the age he says

397
00:27:29.079 --> 00:27:33.960
he is. He's not, but
why not just be like I'm thirty five.

398
00:27:34.039 --> 00:27:37.720
Also, he looks very sad behind
the eyes. If you the eyes,

399
00:27:37.759 --> 00:27:41.480
if you make his eyes bigger like
his eyes, those are sad eyes,

400
00:27:42.519 --> 00:27:47.160
which remember I called last year and
I don't remember who's sad ey Daisy?

401
00:27:47.279 --> 00:27:49.920
We called Daisy having sad. Yeah, he's got sad eyes. Now

402
00:27:49.920 --> 00:27:55.359
it says he's spontaneous, loyal and
generous. Okay, Well, he's been

403
00:27:55.400 --> 00:28:00.559
unlucky in love ever since. He
loves When Jeremy loves, he loves hard

404
00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:04.680
and enjoys coming up with creative ideas
for special day nights. Eyes clinging.

405
00:28:04.759 --> 00:28:10.839
I don't like it. Yeah,
he's like, I just love hard.

406
00:28:11.039 --> 00:28:14.119
Okay, this is just I really
when I love, I love hard.

407
00:28:14.279 --> 00:28:17.160
Okay. That's what it says on
the restraining order against me is that he

408
00:28:17.240 --> 00:28:21.039
loves too hard. I don't like
this either. His physical touch, his

409
00:28:21.119 --> 00:28:25.519
love language is physical touch, and
he's hoping his future wife is ready for

410
00:28:25.640 --> 00:28:29.200
all the cuddles and kisses. That
makes me want to bart. Why does

411
00:28:29.240 --> 00:28:32.319
that make me sick? I don't
know, but I don't want all of

412
00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:34.440
his cuddles and kisses either. That
is something I do not like. On

413
00:28:34.519 --> 00:28:38.119
dating apps, well, the guys
will say like things about me, blah

414
00:28:38.119 --> 00:28:42.160
blah blah, I'm a great kisser. You don't say that. I'll determine

415
00:28:42.160 --> 00:28:45.759
that it's not the same for everyone. Don't You can't say that about yourself.

416
00:28:47.119 --> 00:28:51.119
No, you can't gross to even
think about like. I don't like

417
00:28:51.200 --> 00:28:53.880
it. I also don't like it
when people say that they love to cuddle.

418
00:28:55.839 --> 00:29:00.799
Mm hmm it's kind of it's kind
of a person dependent, you know

419
00:29:00.799 --> 00:29:03.200
what I'm saying, Like, if
you just you just love to cuddle with

420
00:29:03.240 --> 00:29:07.799
everybody, you just you'll just gross. You just go to burning Man and

421
00:29:07.839 --> 00:29:11.079
you take a bunch of drugs and
then you just like old people. Yes,

422
00:29:11.160 --> 00:29:15.160
that's what it sounds like to me. There's also something about he's ready

423
00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:18.440
for all the cuddles and kisses.
That's a lot like saying like, oh,

424
00:29:18.559 --> 00:29:22.599
sometimes I just eat some food and
it's so yummy. It's so yummy,

425
00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:23.799
and you're like, don't see yummy. I don't want to have sex

426
00:29:23.839 --> 00:29:30.160
with you. Now I'll maybe do
oral, but that's it. Okay,

427
00:29:30.200 --> 00:29:33.160
now you're gonna His fundacs are kind
of he wants to live abroad someday dot

428
00:29:33.400 --> 00:29:38.440
paid for by reality show, right
right. He likes to sleep. He's

429
00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:41.640
happiest when he gets eight hours of
Yeah, we all are this. This

430
00:29:41.799 --> 00:29:45.960
is also sort of like the hungry, like the last guy. It's like,

431
00:29:47.240 --> 00:29:52.359
uh, don't wake me up in
the morning. I need my sleep.

432
00:29:52.440 --> 00:29:55.400
You know, I need eight hours
of sleep. It's like one step

433
00:29:55.400 --> 00:29:57.519
away from fun fact. Don't talk
to him until he's had his coffee,

434
00:29:57.799 --> 00:30:02.680
right, and then the next one
is his ideal meet the family would be

435
00:30:02.680 --> 00:30:06.240
inviting a girl over for passover Sata. And I don't hate that, Jeremy.

436
00:30:06.799 --> 00:30:10.319
I don't hate that for him.
I don't know why he looks maybe

437
00:30:10.359 --> 00:30:14.000
there's a lie here and we're going
to find out he's forty uh to be

438
00:30:14.039 --> 00:30:17.720
fine? Yeah, all right,
I don't hate it. Okay, So

439
00:30:18.079 --> 00:30:25.640
John, John's cute, I don't
you don't think so. I'm not feeling

440
00:30:25.680 --> 00:30:27.880
John as much. But I think
they put him in a weird peach top

441
00:30:29.559 --> 00:30:32.279
and they made him clasp his hands
in a strange way in the photo.

442
00:30:32.359 --> 00:30:36.079
So I blame the photos because all
of these guys are cute. He's just

443
00:30:36.119 --> 00:30:38.960
not, yeah, totally standing out. And he's also has to do it's

444
00:30:40.079 --> 00:30:45.839
it's a combination of man's a man
spread plus a lean in and elbow's elbows

445
00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:48.960
on the thigh and shoulder one shoulder, one shoulder down. So I think

446
00:30:48.960 --> 00:30:53.279
it's very possible that these guys are
like it's like they're playing twister and the

447
00:30:53.400 --> 00:30:59.039
camera guy is like, okay,
so put your elbow down and put your

448
00:30:59.119 --> 00:31:03.000
left elbow up and then put your
knee your right knee down, and he's

449
00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:07.559
probably like I can't like smile.
Yeah, and the eye was kind of

450
00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:10.880
dead. I think that's it.
He does. He looks a little not

451
00:31:11.720 --> 00:31:14.640
like he wants to. Yeah,
he's not enjoying this photo session. But

452
00:31:14.720 --> 00:31:18.319
he's a medical student, which now
I'm now I'm perking up. He's young,

453
00:31:18.400 --> 00:31:22.200
he's twenty five. Yeah, she's
young too, so that's fine.

454
00:31:22.279 --> 00:31:26.039
But I guess what you're going to
be so impressed. He has a heart

455
00:31:26.079 --> 00:31:30.799
of gold. Oh shit, not
even bronze. No heart of gold.

456
00:31:32.079 --> 00:31:38.039
Guys, listen, date Line,
We're back with Keith Morrison. This next

457
00:31:38.119 --> 00:31:44.440
person who was murdered. It's really
sad because he has a heart of gold,

458
00:31:44.640 --> 00:31:48.119
as opposed to the other guy that
was murdered last week, who's kind

459
00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:51.480
of a dick, kind of a
dish, not very smart, did not

460
00:31:51.559 --> 00:31:53.359
light up. He walked into a
room you never even noticed. Nope.

461
00:31:53.400 --> 00:31:56.920
So it's kind of surprising he got
killed because like, how did the murderer

462
00:31:57.000 --> 00:32:04.440
even know to kill him? This
guy, it's like if you asked him

463
00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:07.240
for the shirt off his back,
he'd be like, well, then what

464
00:32:07.279 --> 00:32:09.559
am I going to wear? Yeah? You know this guy, Yes,

465
00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:15.559
he'd be like I mean I would, but like, could you there's like

466
00:32:15.640 --> 00:32:19.039
a store really nearby. Could you
just go to Target and like get a

467
00:32:19.079 --> 00:32:21.519
shirt? I mean, could you
get a shirt and I'll pay for I

468
00:32:21.519 --> 00:32:23.319
guess half of it. I'm not
going to pay for the whole thing.

469
00:32:23.519 --> 00:32:27.799
Anyway, he got murdered. Not
the best guy, but you know,

470
00:32:27.839 --> 00:32:31.559
didn't deserve it. No, absolutely
not, but just not not the grit

471
00:32:31.640 --> 00:32:37.640
not you know, not super friendly
like once you got to know him,

472
00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:39.680
if he liked you, then he
would be friendly, but just not he

473
00:32:40.279 --> 00:32:44.960
did know a stranger, I'll say
that. Yeah, yeah, I mean

474
00:32:45.000 --> 00:32:46.480
he was. Yeah. I mean
you really had to earn it with him

475
00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:52.680
though for him to be even nice, not chivalrous, definitely not that he's

476
00:32:52.720 --> 00:32:54.359
not going to open a door for
you, Like if you're you know,

477
00:32:54.880 --> 00:32:59.839
he's if let me put it this
way, if you're running for the elevator

478
00:32:59.880 --> 00:33:04.400
and he's in there, he's gonna
hit dark one, which so would I.

479
00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:06.759
And you know what, I gave
myself a little bit of a test

480
00:33:06.839 --> 00:33:09.079
recently. I did not hold an
elevator either. Usually unless it's like an

481
00:33:09.079 --> 00:33:13.920
old person, than I will.
But like I've got a dog that can't

482
00:33:13.960 --> 00:33:15.920
be in the elevator with other people
or dogs that he doesn't know, so

483
00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:19.400
like I have to close the elevator
fast, I'll be like, I'll send

484
00:33:19.400 --> 00:33:21.160
it back. That's what I say. In my building, I'm like,

485
00:33:21.200 --> 00:33:24.359
i'll send it back you know who's
here. But I find myself also doing

486
00:33:24.400 --> 00:33:28.720
it even when Monroe is not with
me. I'm like, oh god,

487
00:33:29.039 --> 00:33:31.240
right, you're like, I have
a dog upstairs in my apartment, but

488
00:33:31.240 --> 00:33:37.160
don't worry about that. That's don't
what that trick you? Okay. So

489
00:33:37.720 --> 00:33:42.480
he takes he's a future doctor,
and he takes his work very seriously.

490
00:33:43.039 --> 00:33:45.960
M h. And he's always up
for a good time. It also doesn't

491
00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:50.160
this doesn't make sense. Whoever wrote
this, this was not checked. He's

492
00:33:50.160 --> 00:33:53.039
fulfilling his life dream of becoming a
doctor, and he's excited to see if

493
00:33:53.079 --> 00:33:57.559
he and Jen have chemistry. That's
supposed to be like a doctor joke,

494
00:33:57.759 --> 00:34:00.880
chemistry, but like that's not a
thing. I mean, yes, doctors

495
00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:05.519
like that's science. If you want
to say, like that's science, do

496
00:34:05.559 --> 00:34:07.320
you know what I'm saying. It's
a weird. It's a weird stretch.

497
00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:14.239
Somebody was tired. Also, So
this guy says that he loves going to

498
00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:19.519
playing some basketball, but like that
seems so sad when they shouldn't have even

499
00:34:19.559 --> 00:34:22.599
let him put that in there.
When Grant was a pro basketball player.

500
00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:24.880
I know, you know likes he
likes playing. They're going to have a

501
00:34:24.880 --> 00:34:29.679
basketball date, right, we know
this, and Jen's going to be all

502
00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:34.119
cute and you know, and John's
going to be trying, but Grant's just

503
00:34:34.119 --> 00:34:37.119
going to like wipe the court with
all of them. Grant is really in

504
00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:42.880
my heart right now. He's really
in my heart. John says he lives

505
00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:45.159
a life of gratitude. That's in
quote, So he said exactly that,

506
00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:49.559
I live a life of gratitude.
Right, He's really happy to be blah

507
00:34:49.559 --> 00:34:54.519
blah blah. Let's look at his
fun facts. He's literally obsessed with all

508
00:34:54.559 --> 00:35:00.719
things Christmas, literally obsessed. So
that's that's Chloe. It's kind of cute.

509
00:35:00.159 --> 00:35:07.079
Oh my god, it's giving kor
a mass literally obsessed. Could I

510
00:35:07.119 --> 00:35:14.320
can I check off? Literally?
It's like yeah, And then it sounds

511
00:35:14.320 --> 00:35:16.760
like he's a little obsessive because one
time he also stayed awake for thirty six

512
00:35:16.880 --> 00:35:21.719
hour hours of playing ping pong.
I don't want that in a husband,

513
00:35:22.119 --> 00:35:29.960
no at all. No going to
bed, John, he shouldn't be roommates

514
00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:32.559
with the with hakm because Hakim's going
to be like, I just can you

515
00:35:32.599 --> 00:35:36.159
can you please stop with the ping
pong. I'm trying to watch The Lion

516
00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:42.599
King again. Dude, You've watched
The Lion King seventeen times today and you

517
00:35:42.639 --> 00:35:46.000
went to the musical four times last
week? How do you even stand it?

518
00:35:46.039 --> 00:35:51.840
They come out into the audience and
everything so annoying? Uh. John

519
00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:57.480
is also learning Spanish on duo lingo. Now, I feel like that shouldn't

520
00:35:57.519 --> 00:36:01.719
be a fun fact because that's everybody's
that's a fun fact about everybody. Have

521
00:36:01.760 --> 00:36:08.079
you done due lingo? Yes?
I gave up exactly exactly because but he's

522
00:36:08.119 --> 00:36:14.880
obsessive. Oh, here's a here's
a typo for you. Okay. The

523
00:36:14.920 --> 00:36:17.960
next guy up is Jonathan, spelled
with an A like John. Nathan with

524
00:36:19.000 --> 00:36:22.679
an A usually spell it and then
in the bio it's spelled Jonathan. How

525
00:36:22.719 --> 00:36:27.159
you can also spell it with an
Oh. So they don't even get that

526
00:36:27.280 --> 00:36:30.719
right? Interesting any of these things, Like can we trust any of this

527
00:36:31.559 --> 00:36:35.719
at this point? If they can't
even get their names right in the thing,

528
00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:40.480
it is a spelling error. Yeah, I have Jonathan the A okay,

529
00:36:42.079 --> 00:36:45.960
only because I have a husband named
Jonathan. I think you can spell

530
00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:47.199
it with an O. But it's
not as never heard of it. It's

531
00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:53.199
not Marathon, it's Jonathan. Then
Okay, he has a Jonathan as well

532
00:36:53.239 --> 00:36:59.039
on his chin. Yeah, maybe
he just shaved it that way to make

533
00:36:59.079 --> 00:37:07.039
it look like he has a cleftion. I don't know. He's got some

534
00:37:07.119 --> 00:37:10.559
tats. Looks like we might have
our first bad boy. I think,

535
00:37:10.760 --> 00:37:15.360
well, some of the other guys
have had tats too, but he it

536
00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:19.079
looks like one of his tats is
of a devil. And the reason I

537
00:37:19.159 --> 00:37:22.599
say that is because you can see
on this on this arm, on the

538
00:37:22.760 --> 00:37:24.519
side of his arm, that there's
a devil tail, like a point to

539
00:37:24.639 --> 00:37:29.360
tail swinging up. Do you see
that? I see it totally. I

540
00:37:29.360 --> 00:37:32.039
would never have noticed that. Good
catch on your part. You know,

541
00:37:32.119 --> 00:37:37.199
I'm an investigative journalist, right well, yes, And let's see, he

542
00:37:37.239 --> 00:37:39.159
also has like, what's that on
his hand? He has a tattoo on

543
00:37:39.199 --> 00:37:44.159
his hand. He's a lot of
tats. I yeah, I think I

544
00:37:44.199 --> 00:37:50.039
think he could be some interesting trouble. But he's a creative director. Oh

545
00:37:50.440 --> 00:37:52.599
is that? Always? Is that
as a creative director? And every time

546
00:37:52.639 --> 00:37:57.079
with an O I'm telling you,
I think that the A was the mistake

547
00:37:57.960 --> 00:38:00.199
because in the bio it says he
says his name like twenty times and it's

548
00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:06.239
with an oh, and I have
seen that. I have never seen that.

549
00:38:06.239 --> 00:38:07.679
That's so strange. And also,
what do they keep saying his name?

550
00:38:08.039 --> 00:38:13.199
So he's really said this is Phillis. Oh, he's really something special.

551
00:38:13.599 --> 00:38:19.519
Oh my goodness, look at his
spirit. He's royally really something special.

552
00:38:20.440 --> 00:38:23.079
Why they all start out, It's
like they can't. None of these

553
00:38:23.079 --> 00:38:28.599
bios have any personality. He's a
sylph proclaytont romantic. And he says,

554
00:38:28.679 --> 00:38:30.320
quote, I treat every girl the
same way. I don't like that he

555
00:38:30.360 --> 00:38:34.519
said, girl, I treat every
girl the same way. I would want

556
00:38:34.559 --> 00:38:38.079
to see my mother and sister treated. That's nice, but like woman.

557
00:38:39.519 --> 00:38:43.679
When he's not when the creative director
is not working, he loves listening to

558
00:38:43.760 --> 00:38:49.559
post him alone checking out local escape
rooms. That's creepy already, Like yeah,

559
00:38:49.599 --> 00:38:52.199
he likes to figure out how to
tie women up and see if they

560
00:38:52.199 --> 00:38:59.239
can get out haha. And he
calls himself a medium king. No,

561
00:38:59.519 --> 00:39:01.599
what does that mean? That means
like short king? I get it.

562
00:39:01.639 --> 00:39:07.920
That's cute Okay, yeah, kind
of cute. Although medium isn't like short,

563
00:39:07.960 --> 00:39:13.760
it was like short king. Medium
is like small, medium large.

564
00:39:14.320 --> 00:39:16.960
Oh so he's saying the size of
his penis. I think no, he's

565
00:39:17.039 --> 00:39:20.960
not. I think he is because
medium king doesn't even make sense. You

566
00:39:20.960 --> 00:39:25.400
don't say I guess you'd say medium
height. Okay, yeah, I think

567
00:39:25.480 --> 00:39:30.280
he's saying I'm not super tall.
But I think he's trying to be a

568
00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:32.920
little bit funny and a little self
deprecating. Okay, I don't hate him.

569
00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:37.159
He wants to move to Hawaii for
a year, so that could be

570
00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:42.559
an issue. Okay, yeah,
that could. We'd love to have you

571
00:39:42.679 --> 00:39:45.639
smart, so we'd love to have
lunch with Neil Degrass Tyson gen live in

572
00:39:45.679 --> 00:39:49.559
Hawaii anyway. Yeah, I was
just remembering there was a thing, so

573
00:39:49.599 --> 00:39:52.119
maybe that's a gen Maybe that's a
gen thing. He's like, listen,

574
00:39:52.239 --> 00:39:55.840
if you are going to be in
Hawaii and like you have a kind of

575
00:39:57.079 --> 00:40:00.639
a place that we could you know, live for free. Hmmm, you

576
00:40:00.679 --> 00:40:02.639
know, not looking to like pay. You know, Hawaii is expensive.

577
00:40:04.039 --> 00:40:08.239
Can we agree on that? Can
we have one thing on? Like he's

578
00:40:08.320 --> 00:40:16.119
just for no reason, like really
argumentative. Okay, we haven't had Oh

579
00:40:16.199 --> 00:40:22.320
my god, you're argument to even
agree with me on that, Jen that

580
00:40:22.400 --> 00:40:25.960
Hawaii is expensive and I should live
with you for free. This poor guy,

581
00:40:27.760 --> 00:40:31.920
we're giving him a hard time and
he's perfectly fine, but he might

582
00:40:32.159 --> 00:40:36.719
like listen, I'm just saying we
haven't had a guy that just picks fights,

583
00:40:37.039 --> 00:40:43.039
you know. Then she starts feeling
really like I don't I wasn't saying.

584
00:40:43.280 --> 00:40:47.679
He's like, okay, whatever,
are you mad? No? I'm

585
00:40:47.679 --> 00:40:51.519
not mad. Why are you mad
at me? When I lived in Like

586
00:40:51.639 --> 00:40:55.880
all I did was live in Hawaii. No, it's fine. Yeah,

587
00:40:55.880 --> 00:40:59.480
it gets ruled passive aggressive? Right, Well, now are you mad at

588
00:40:59.480 --> 00:41:01.559
me? Like? What is something
else wrong? No, it just seems

589
00:41:01.559 --> 00:41:05.320
like you want to fight. He's
like, no, I don't. I

590
00:41:05.400 --> 00:41:08.079
just live in Hawaii. I don't
even live there anymore. That's the thing.

591
00:41:08.079 --> 00:41:10.519
I don't live there anymore. He's
like, yeah, I know that.

592
00:41:12.679 --> 00:41:14.679
He's like, oh, you think
because I'm a medium king, you

593
00:41:14.719 --> 00:41:17.719
can just like walk all over me
because I'm not Grant the pro basketball player.

594
00:41:21.400 --> 00:41:24.760
Why are we making him so difficult? He would love to have lunch

595
00:41:24.840 --> 00:41:30.639
with Neil de Grasse de Grasse Tyson
to pick his brain. He wants to

596
00:41:30.679 --> 00:41:35.280
start a fight with Neil de Grosse. Is it Neil de grossi, Neil

597
00:41:35.360 --> 00:41:37.880
de Grasse, Neil de Grasse.
He wants to start a fight with him

598
00:41:37.920 --> 00:41:43.320
about science? Is he like a
flat earther? He wants to pick Yeah,

599
00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:47.199
that's what you take. I'm thinking
he fancies himself a very smart guy,

600
00:41:47.239 --> 00:41:50.960
and he might be. Oh he's
from La, let's find him.

601
00:41:51.960 --> 00:41:54.519
He just wants to. I mean, there how many Jonathan's like Marathon?

602
00:41:54.639 --> 00:41:58.800
Could there be? Really? Thanks? It really is a thing. I

603
00:41:58.880 --> 00:42:01.440
try. I believe you. I
see them around. I believe you.

604
00:42:01.760 --> 00:42:05.199
But it's like a sasquatch to you. I have to prove it. I

605
00:42:05.239 --> 00:42:08.079
got to take a picture. Now
it's weird to me because this next guy,

606
00:42:08.119 --> 00:42:12.880
they're very range big in age,
like, so we have had very

607
00:42:12.960 --> 00:42:15.400
young I think we've had a twenty
three year old the next guy can And

608
00:42:15.519 --> 00:42:20.639
we also had a guy who says
he's twenty seven, but he's fifty five.

609
00:42:21.280 --> 00:42:25.320
Yeah, he's fifty five. Kevin
is thirty five. So that feels

610
00:42:25.320 --> 00:42:30.559
like that's a that's an interesting leap
financial analyst. Now, what is our

611
00:42:30.599 --> 00:42:35.239
first thought of his face? He
has a baby face, he's kind of

612
00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:43.000
a Will Forte in his mouth.
I'm going to say this if this isn't

613
00:42:43.000 --> 00:42:45.639
a bad photographer, but I'm really
beginning to think it is. There's something

614
00:42:45.679 --> 00:42:50.679
about the angle and the light that
makes all of their eyes not look as

615
00:42:50.719 --> 00:42:53.280
pretty as I think they could look. Yeah, it makes their faces look

616
00:42:53.320 --> 00:42:58.320
a little bit harsher. It's like
they photoshopped it this way on purpose to

617
00:42:58.360 --> 00:43:02.079
make them like manlier or something.
Yeah. But like I sent you a

618
00:43:02.119 --> 00:43:06.840
picture of the other that other guy. You have to open your email and

619
00:43:06.880 --> 00:43:09.800
then just click on the picture right
now, Okay, Well, the other

620
00:43:09.880 --> 00:43:15.039
guys, like it's he looks so
different without that. It's like there's a

621
00:43:15.079 --> 00:43:20.800
weird light in their eye. It's
like too reflected, do you know what

622
00:43:20.840 --> 00:43:22.559
I mean? Not in the not
in a pretty way, but in a

623
00:43:22.719 --> 00:43:29.159
like a alien sort of way.
I see what I see what you're saying.

624
00:43:29.199 --> 00:43:31.039
Yeah, And it also it's but
it's also photoshopped at the same time,

625
00:43:31.119 --> 00:43:35.519
almost like like you said, like
to make them look worse. Yeah,

626
00:43:35.760 --> 00:43:38.360
Like it doesn't look there's something off. It's it's like animated ish.

627
00:43:38.400 --> 00:43:43.360
There's a filter on it, but
it's not the right filter. Also,

628
00:43:43.480 --> 00:43:45.000
I don't like that kind of beard. Either have a fucking beard or don't.

629
00:43:45.039 --> 00:43:47.840
Don't choose a little thin beard.
I don't like it, thank you.

630
00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:54.519
I agree with that. He's a
thrill seeker. He's adventurous, and

631
00:43:54.559 --> 00:43:59.880
he likes to live on the edge. Skydiving, bungee jumping, cliff diving.

632
00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:02.480
I'm out. Yeah, I hate
to say it, me too,

633
00:44:04.039 --> 00:44:08.559
But he also wants to dive headfirst
into romance he loves. While he loves

634
00:44:08.599 --> 00:44:13.199
adventure, he's very ready to settle
down. And he even bought a home

635
00:44:13.760 --> 00:44:20.519
in which to plant roots. Okay, and he's from Denver. Yeah,

636
00:44:20.639 --> 00:44:23.480
he hopes to build his family with
the woman of his dreams in this space.

637
00:44:24.079 --> 00:44:27.400
That's a weird way to put it. In this space, in the

638
00:44:27.400 --> 00:44:30.199
basement part of his Denver home.
Only she can only stay in the basement,

639
00:44:30.599 --> 00:44:34.599
right, What if she doesn't want
to live there? Yeah, she

640
00:44:34.679 --> 00:44:37.079
might not want to move to Denver
with him. I have a strong feeling

641
00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:42.960
that she doesn't. He loves he's
a huge foodie by trying new restaurants and

642
00:44:43.000 --> 00:44:46.400
cooking up delicious meals on the barbecue. On the barbecue right, not on

643
00:44:46.440 --> 00:44:50.599
the grill on the book. Where
do you say it too? In America.

644
00:44:50.760 --> 00:44:52.239
How do you say, but it's
on the barbecue. Just say that,

645
00:44:52.360 --> 00:44:55.320
Just write it. Yes, She's
like, she's really difficult because she

646
00:44:55.320 --> 00:44:59.440
gets confused, and so sometimes when
she gets like that, she gets kind

647
00:44:59.440 --> 00:45:02.440
of angry. Phyllis. Yes,
She's like, just write on the barbecue.

648
00:45:02.440 --> 00:45:06.039
No one's gonna read this. And
she fights with Chloe. She's like,

649
00:45:06.079 --> 00:45:08.000
listen, we both work from home. Stop fucking arguing with me.

650
00:45:08.559 --> 00:45:10.920
Chloe's like, it's on a grill, though, let me just put on

651
00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:14.920
the grill. You don't on the
barbecue. She's like, write it as

652
00:45:14.920 --> 00:45:19.400
I say it, Chloe. Chloe
peters out. I've been doing this for

653
00:45:19.639 --> 00:45:23.159
many years. I've been writing bios
for longer than you've been alive. That's

654
00:45:23.199 --> 00:45:29.360
right, Chloe. So he likes
cooking up delicious meals on the barbecue.

655
00:45:29.639 --> 00:45:32.840
Chloe's like, I mean, when
you grow grilling is not really the same

656
00:45:32.880 --> 00:45:37.039
as being a foodie, like you
do more in the kitchen. Chloe,

657
00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:44.400
stop it on the barbecue. Fingers
are roasted. Yes, will speed the

658
00:45:44.519 --> 00:45:50.119
end of Kevin such for Love Crossed. Here's his fun facts. Kevin has

659
00:45:50.159 --> 00:45:52.519
been skiing over two hundred times.
I'm going to tell you why this is

660
00:45:52.559 --> 00:46:00.760
a problem because how he's he's addicted. He loves skydiving, bungee jumping,

661
00:46:00.760 --> 00:46:04.920
and cliff diving, so like when
does he have time? This is all

662
00:46:04.960 --> 00:46:07.320
this guy does. Yeah, he's
a lot, and he's not the he's

663
00:46:07.360 --> 00:46:09.440
the kind of guy on a first
date on the app is like, uh,

664
00:46:09.719 --> 00:46:12.840
not only wants to go hiking,
which is already a no for me

665
00:46:12.920 --> 00:46:15.119
that they should not be a first
date or any date, right, but

666
00:46:15.239 --> 00:46:19.599
also wants to do like a hard
hike, like let's go to the top,

667
00:46:19.719 --> 00:46:24.480
like runyon right, you know.
And for me, I mean it's

668
00:46:24.559 --> 00:46:28.039
so not in the middle between what
I would want to do, because for

669
00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:30.280
me, I'd be like, let's
do mushroom, let's do drugs. So

670
00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:34.880
the settling in the middle for me
would be like let's have a glass of

671
00:46:34.880 --> 00:46:39.079
wine, right and not walk anywhere. That's the in between for me,

672
00:46:39.159 --> 00:46:44.840
So that that's a far away Like
that's a compromise. Yeah, you guys

673
00:46:44.840 --> 00:46:46.920
are far away from each other on
this it's Kevin's not going to be my

674
00:46:47.039 --> 00:46:50.800
guy. But he's like, well, can we just go to a lake

675
00:46:51.000 --> 00:46:55.320
and hang out? You're like,
mm no. He is like, if

676
00:46:55.320 --> 00:46:59.320
we're not getting in the lake,
and we're at a restaurant that overlooks the

677
00:46:59.400 --> 00:47:02.320
lake where they have like very nice
champagne. Right, yeah, sure.

678
00:47:02.400 --> 00:47:07.679
Then I liked all the dates that
they set up on Love on the Spectrum.

679
00:47:07.800 --> 00:47:09.559
Those were the kind of dates I
would like. It was always a

680
00:47:09.559 --> 00:47:15.079
really nice restaurant or I will do
a walk through like castles or something,

681
00:47:15.159 --> 00:47:20.119
right, yes, yeah, that's
nice. Yeah, But Kevin cannot,

682
00:47:20.559 --> 00:47:28.400
under any circumstance, tolerate bugs.
So I want to say, you're so

683
00:47:28.599 --> 00:47:32.239
adventurous, you love all kinds of
like camping and cliff diving, but you

684
00:47:32.280 --> 00:47:37.000
can't tolerate bugs. How does that
work? How does that work? And

685
00:47:37.039 --> 00:47:39.519
then also they just throw this in
at the last thing. He used to

686
00:47:39.519 --> 00:47:42.800
own his own barbecue restaurant, which
is why they had to get the word

687
00:47:42.840 --> 00:47:45.800
barbecue in again. Right right,
they are not saying it, and he

688
00:47:45.880 --> 00:47:53.039
doesn't own it anymore. And now
he's a financial analyst. Although I like

689
00:47:53.079 --> 00:47:54.920
this guy, he's not bad,
like, he's kind of cute. I

690
00:47:54.920 --> 00:47:58.400
don't know, I can't. I
think he'll he might go a little further

691
00:47:58.480 --> 00:48:02.760
than we Thinkle's get to our last
guy of the day, which is Marcus.

692
00:48:04.000 --> 00:48:07.679
He's our next guy, and another
olive green shirt doing a very strange

693
00:48:07.679 --> 00:48:10.719
pose. Not well, he's an
Army Ranger veteran, so he had to

694
00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:15.119
apparently he had to wear like it's
not camo, but like military green.

695
00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:19.199
They made, No, I think
they made because everybody, so many people

696
00:48:19.199 --> 00:48:22.239
are in that color. Okay,
this is interesting. There's a there's a

697
00:48:22.320 --> 00:48:27.199
lot. There's a lot to unpack
here. Okay, let's start with.

698
00:48:29.639 --> 00:48:35.400
He's a hard love so he's very
intelligent. They call him a real life

699
00:48:35.519 --> 00:48:39.480
superhero who calls him that though,
oh they call him that, Chloe call

700
00:48:39.719 --> 00:48:44.679
oh okay, he they they just
they're saying Chloe and Phyllis are like,

701
00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:49.960
no, he's a real life superhero. Okay, I guess I mean sure

702
00:48:50.159 --> 00:48:55.039
if they're saying literally like he can
fly. He wears a cape everywhere you

703
00:48:55.119 --> 00:49:00.360
guys and tights mm hmm, like
really cute type. And they're like,

704
00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:04.719
oh, that might be something else. But he's a man of humility and

705
00:49:04.760 --> 00:49:07.440
he wants to start a life with
someone who shares his core value, so

706
00:49:07.480 --> 00:49:14.239
he might be a little religious.
This is h Yeah. I don't like

707
00:49:14.280 --> 00:49:16.639
it. I don't like when somebody's
already like, listen, I'm going to

708
00:49:16.719 --> 00:49:22.360
assume our values are not aligned unless
you're evangelical. Yeah. And by the

709
00:49:22.400 --> 00:49:24.559
way, his thing is so broad
too. It's like, Okay, likes

710
00:49:24.559 --> 00:49:28.599
grilling all the things he's been in
love before, so that may come back

711
00:49:28.599 --> 00:49:30.719
to haunt us. There might be
an ex in the picture. He's ready

712
00:49:30.719 --> 00:49:34.360
to settle down and start a family, perfect match blah blah blah, wants

713
00:49:34.400 --> 00:49:37.079
to meet or find out. I
mean, this is all so stupid until

714
00:49:37.119 --> 00:49:39.480
you get to his fun facts,
which I really want to break down.

715
00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:46.039
Okay. Number one, Marcus loves
binge watching New Girl. Okay, I've

716
00:49:46.079 --> 00:49:52.039
never seen that show, but what's
tell me? Well, I mean it's

717
00:49:52.119 --> 00:49:54.800
Zoe Deschanel, Right, so he
likes a girl with bangs and who has

718
00:49:54.840 --> 00:50:00.360
a little bit of a tight voice. Maybe she plays a your goal earlier.

719
00:50:00.360 --> 00:50:05.719
I don't know's I'm just adorable.
He likes a girl that's adorable.

720
00:50:05.800 --> 00:50:07.880
That was the saying from the New
Girl that was wasn't it always the New

721
00:50:07.920 --> 00:50:12.079
Girl? Is it New Girl?
I don't I know. Well, maybe

722
00:50:12.159 --> 00:50:15.599
he just watches it so much that
he just calls it New Girl. He's

723
00:50:15.639 --> 00:50:17.079
like, you don't I think it
might you watch it as much as I

724
00:50:17.159 --> 00:50:20.679
do. You don't need. You
don't need to say that the anymore.

725
00:50:21.360 --> 00:50:23.840
I mean, there's there's definitely shows
that I've binge when they're on. I'm

726
00:50:23.840 --> 00:50:27.920
trying to think of like anything like
anytime Friends, even as on I will

727
00:50:27.920 --> 00:50:30.199
binge. I like, I'll be
sad when you watch five episodes at late

728
00:50:30.199 --> 00:50:35.119
at night of Friends and then it's
it goes to something it's twelve forty,

729
00:50:35.119 --> 00:50:37.519
it's twelve thirty, and so they
got to go to like an informercial and

730
00:50:37.519 --> 00:50:43.119
I'm like, uh huh, so
I get it. He hopes to be

731
00:50:43.159 --> 00:50:46.280
an astronaut one day. Now that
we have to talk about, okay,

732
00:50:46.320 --> 00:50:52.119
because what like what you didn't mention
any of that? So you were in

733
00:50:52.159 --> 00:50:55.199
the middle. Okay, so what
do you mean? Also, you're thirty

734
00:50:55.280 --> 00:51:01.039
one, so there's a lot involved
with being an astronaut. Yeah, are

735
00:51:01.039 --> 00:51:06.960
you going to school for that or
like training? He'll probably get to that

736
00:51:07.840 --> 00:51:13.480
well or taking did you take classes
in high school? Even because I don't.

737
00:51:15.199 --> 00:51:19.199
I don't. Also, they called
him a real life superhero, but

738
00:51:19.280 --> 00:51:22.519
yet we never got back to that. We never talked about why that is,

739
00:51:24.000 --> 00:51:28.719
Like he does he's not like he
doesn't. He's not a paramedic,

740
00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:32.519
Like how do we feel about his
white jeans and he is wearing a looks

741
00:51:32.559 --> 00:51:37.599
like I thought it looks like a
Taylor Swift bracelet. Well, then let

742
00:51:37.599 --> 00:51:40.760
me ask you one more thing though. I'm sorry, I saw I heard

743
00:51:40.840 --> 00:51:45.760
you on the tailor's and I want
to get to that, but I'm obsessed

744
00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:50.320
right now with the fact that his
occupation is army ranger veteran. Isn't a

745
00:51:50.400 --> 00:51:54.280
veteran mean you are already you were
in the army? Yes, so how

746
00:51:54.360 --> 00:51:58.400
military veteran? Yes? Yes,
so he's served. Oh he could have

747
00:51:58.400 --> 00:52:01.119
gone in at eighteen and served for
ten years, which okay, but he's

748
00:52:01.199 --> 00:52:05.719
But that's so that means he doesn't
have a job. Well, he wants

749
00:52:05.760 --> 00:52:08.000
to be an astronaut, so he's
working on that. We don't know that.

750
00:52:08.039 --> 00:52:10.480
They don't mention it. I think
he probably does, but that whoever

751
00:52:10.519 --> 00:52:14.760
wrote this bio just didn't put that
in. It'll come out he does something.

752
00:52:15.360 --> 00:52:16.599
He might not do something right now
though, because he's on the Bachelor.

753
00:52:16.639 --> 00:52:20.840
He's going on the Bachelor, so
maybe he's in between right now right

754
00:52:21.400 --> 00:52:24.440
and maybe henoxiously tells people like,
yeah, I can't I can't work right

755
00:52:24.480 --> 00:52:29.360
now because I'm on the bachelor and
I'm hoping to be an astronaut one day,

756
00:52:29.360 --> 00:52:31.079
and they're like, do you know
anything about it doesn't matter. I'm

757
00:52:31.119 --> 00:52:36.679
a super life I'm a super real
life superhero, literal real life superhero.

758
00:52:36.840 --> 00:52:38.559
Yeah, and his favorite flower.
This isn't his fault that they put this

759
00:52:38.599 --> 00:52:43.199
in the fun fact. I don't
like this though, idolwise, because it's

760
00:52:43.239 --> 00:52:49.159
a symbol of dedication that sounds controlling, very controlling and very religious. Yeah,

761
00:52:49.199 --> 00:52:52.079
and very like, I'm sorry,
but you don't seem to share my

762
00:52:52.239 --> 00:52:55.480
core values. Oh, this is
gonna be He's going to be interesting.

763
00:52:55.559 --> 00:53:00.239
I think if he stays in,
Like, do you think he'll fight with

764
00:53:00.440 --> 00:53:06.000
Jeremy who just wants to take you
to a passover sata? I don't know,

765
00:53:06.119 --> 00:53:12.480
but like this is giving me vibes
of remember Luke on Hannah Brown's season.

766
00:53:12.679 --> 00:53:15.639
I mean this is like, you
know, well, I don't believe

767
00:53:15.639 --> 00:53:20.440
that you should be sleeping with somebody
in the fantasy suite. That's not charing

768
00:53:20.480 --> 00:53:22.599
my core values. Oh he might. I don't know if he'll make it

769
00:53:22.599 --> 00:53:27.280
that far because she's very fun,
loving and kind of wild. But remember

770
00:53:27.360 --> 00:53:30.639
on the last season, wasn't it
just the last season? That the one

771
00:53:30.639 --> 00:53:32.480
guy got kicked off really early because
he was like, yeah, she better

772
00:53:32.480 --> 00:53:37.480
not be sleeping with people in the
fantasy suite. And remember it was a

773
00:53:37.639 --> 00:53:39.440
no, it was what's her name? It was a oh my god,

774
00:53:39.480 --> 00:53:44.840
who ended? Who's charity? Remember
when Charity was like wait, I'm hearing

775
00:53:44.840 --> 00:53:47.559
that you're making comments about like what
I should and shouldn't be doing in the

776
00:53:47.559 --> 00:53:52.039
fantasy suite, Like, isn't it
a little premature? Like yeah, And

777
00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:53.719
we're very proud of her speech.
She stood up for herself. We love

778
00:53:53.840 --> 00:53:57.760
charity at that moment. Yeah,
so are they setting her up for that?

779
00:53:58.840 --> 00:54:00.280
By the way, I'm scrolling back
through because like, now that I've

780
00:54:00.320 --> 00:54:04.039
seen the ones we're talking about today, I like to kind of compare them

781
00:54:04.199 --> 00:54:07.679
and Jonathan with an O or A
stands out as kind of cute devil devil

782
00:54:07.800 --> 00:54:12.360
arm. Yeah, devil Arm's not
bad. And I'm surprised when I saw

783
00:54:12.360 --> 00:54:15.119
his name that I didn't do my
Tony Danza impression. Would you like to

784
00:54:15.159 --> 00:54:20.400
hear my Tony Danza impression when you
started with Jonathan from his us Jonathan?

785
00:54:21.199 --> 00:54:24.639
All Right, I think I've done
that. Mona, I love it,

786
00:54:24.679 --> 00:54:30.360
Samansa, Samanta all right. That's
again, you're not going to get that

787
00:54:30.440 --> 00:54:35.039
somewhere else. No, I think
that we gave, and we gave and

788
00:54:35.119 --> 00:54:38.639
gave this episode. Should we say
hello to some of the people that are,

789
00:54:38.760 --> 00:54:43.199
by the way, go to Rose
Pricks Patreon. This is the time

790
00:54:43.239 --> 00:54:46.039
to tell you and please join because
you get all our bonuses way way back,

791
00:54:46.159 --> 00:54:51.079
all hours and hour's worth, and
it also helps our show and some

792
00:54:51.159 --> 00:54:53.159
of the people who have joined at
the ten dollars level. I want to

793
00:54:53.159 --> 00:54:57.800
say, are the following and I'm
going to do it as Tony Danza.

794
00:54:57.880 --> 00:55:00.880
Please do even though that's not what
this show is. That's a bord f

795
00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:05.639
That's okay. I think it's fine, Samansa and don Lee. I have

796
00:55:05.719 --> 00:55:07.119
to say the name of the person. I can't do it otherwise. So

797
00:55:07.320 --> 00:55:15.079
just about just Cassie Wadsworth, No, Sarah Baker, Jenny Harnden, Jane

798
00:55:15.159 --> 00:55:21.440
McMurray. Do you know Samanta,
My Ann your brol Do you know Mona?

799
00:55:22.079 --> 00:55:25.199
Why is Wonna living with us?
No, Tony, the question is

800
00:55:25.239 --> 00:55:30.840
why are you living with them?
Mona is some whatever. Shelley Glavier,

801
00:55:31.679 --> 00:55:38.400
Cherry Shannon, you can take it. Uh uh Tamma Adams, Kay Cherry

802
00:55:38.480 --> 00:55:45.639
Singer Get Out of Here, Randy
Mayames Poul Paul, Polly Sully Sullivan,

803
00:55:45.719 --> 00:55:52.679
and Stephanie Rinka Hey. Also,
Ishan vaj Pey is bringing us rotary dot

804
00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:55.440
Org. It's the Rotary Club.
Don't sleep on the Rotary Club. It's

805
00:55:55.679 --> 00:56:00.159
it's new, it's improved, it's
fun, meet fun people. Also,

806
00:56:00.679 --> 00:56:05.920
you want to get your business off
the crowd or nat huh huh, Yeah,

807
00:56:06.000 --> 00:56:12.000
go to it. Go to spitfiresocial
dot com. Ask for Jamie Val.

808
00:56:12.519 --> 00:56:15.800
Just walk in there. Walk into
spitfiresocial dot com and say, hey,

809
00:56:15.280 --> 00:56:20.079
Jamie, I want to go through
the business contact her online. Do

810
00:56:20.119 --> 00:56:23.920
not try to find a brick and
mortar store. Honestly though, seriously,

811
00:56:23.960 --> 00:56:27.559
if you're trying to get like tiktoks, you want to get something going,

812
00:56:27.920 --> 00:56:30.199
we have a hard time with that
ourselves. This woman is the woman you

813
00:56:30.280 --> 00:56:34.079
go to, Jamie Val. She
knows her stuff, she knows how to

814
00:56:34.079 --> 00:56:37.920
get things going viral and how to
elevate your business to the next level,

815
00:56:37.920 --> 00:56:39.480
no matter how big or small it
is. Right, So you want to

816
00:56:39.519 --> 00:56:44.199
go to spitfiresocial dot com, no
joke. And we heard from someone else

817
00:56:44.679 --> 00:56:47.719
that they like completely helped them.
Yeah, you know who it was.

818
00:56:49.280 --> 00:56:53.239
It was h Laura Stewart from a
Spire Counseling. So she has a company

819
00:56:53.280 --> 00:56:57.960
called Denver Brainspotting dot com. I
don't know why I said it, like

820
00:56:58.119 --> 00:57:01.159
Denver Brainspotting sound so cool? Tell
us about it? Yeah, amazing.

821
00:57:01.599 --> 00:57:06.800
She runs this practice in Colorado,
but she can help you anywhere. As

822
00:57:06.840 --> 00:57:09.960
opposed to other kinds of therapists,
this is different. They specialize in trauma

823
00:57:10.000 --> 00:57:15.119
work, but they do something called
remote brain mapping neurofeedback, and they have

824
00:57:15.159 --> 00:57:20.760
coaching services. So what you're going
to need is this specialized headset and you

825
00:57:20.800 --> 00:57:23.679
can get it when you go to
their website. Also, if you use

826
00:57:23.960 --> 00:57:30.079
rose Pricks the code, she'll give
you fifteen percent off. So Denver Brainspotting

827
00:57:30.079 --> 00:57:31.480
dot com. Go check them out
and see what they do. Also,

828
00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:38.760
my friend Adam Lerner has a car
broker business. It doesn't cost you.

829
00:57:39.239 --> 00:57:44.039
He will just help you out figure
out the best way to get a deal

830
00:57:44.079 --> 00:57:47.920
on a car and the financing.
He does everything. You can call him

831
00:57:49.039 --> 00:57:52.960
at three one zero nine nine eight
seven zero four eight Coller text, or

832
00:57:53.039 --> 00:57:57.599
just go to adamscotacar dot com.
And last but not least, tell us

833
00:57:57.599 --> 00:58:01.320
about Jessica Tepper's book. Jessica Teper, our friend wrote a book called Deceitful

834
00:58:01.559 --> 00:58:05.800
Reflection. I've been reading it.
It's really good. You can get it

835
00:58:05.840 --> 00:58:09.519
on Amazon. It's like a mystery
noir, but it's very like I mean,

836
00:58:09.559 --> 00:58:15.000
it's a page turner. So it's
like cheating husbands and you know that

837
00:58:15.079 --> 00:58:16.360
kind of stuff, which is kind
of one of my favorite things. Even

838
00:58:16.360 --> 00:58:20.159
though I've never had a husband.
I should to have a cheating hub.

839
00:58:20.199 --> 00:58:23.400
Why can't I have a cheating husband? You can. I wanted to get

840
00:58:23.920 --> 00:58:28.800
divorced. But it's revenge and deceit
and all that good stuff. So you

841
00:58:28.840 --> 00:58:31.679
want to go to Amazon you can
look her up by name, but also

842
00:58:31.880 --> 00:58:37.400
Deceitful Reflection. That's the book.
Go buy a copy and support other people,

843
00:58:37.559 --> 00:58:43.440
other pricks. Yeah all right,
thank you guys so much, and

844
00:58:43.480 --> 00:58:50.559
we will see you later in the
week for Paradise, which is just ridiculous.

845
00:58:50.559 --> 00:58:52.880
I know everyone's like, wait,
that's back on a different thing.

846
00:58:52.239 --> 00:58:55.119
You want to watch it to keep
up because it's great. Yeah, so

847
00:58:55.199 --> 00:59:01.400
funny. All right, bye bye
ooh think