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Kreisler dots Jeep Brahm. It's Bilified
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and welcome Thanks for getting your pot
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That's how we spread the word about
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big things coming. Thinking of big
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a wheelbarrow for Christmas? That's not
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she looks like outside with everyone,
you know, I've often I want to

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get another camera and just put it
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see what's going on. People watch, people watch. It's the street cam.

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We got to do it like uh
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down there and everybody can see us. People behind us jumping up and down

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with their signs like they'll take down
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on YouTube. You can see us
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on Facebook as well. Food He's
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Are we taking calls to night?
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you like to see what we get
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zero six eighty eight sixty six to
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do you want to take calls?
I mean I can open it up.

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Yeah, why it's Christy. You
realize most people download the next days on

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demand. But people wait, yeah, if they're watching on YouTube, I

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took my picture and there, I'll
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up. Uh. Foody showed brought
up just before we came on to do

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the podcast. And I didn't know
this at all, but but Fairport,

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New York has has gain getting popular. Is that when you need them national

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notoriety. Yeah, it's on TMZ. I go got to be a slow

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day for TMZ. It sounds like
so Shorts is a bar. There's a

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it's a great restaurant and bar scene. And some of the bars uh a

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little younger and in their people.
At certain times we say, uh,

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like it's places my son would hang
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Yeah, also hangs out there.
I don't have any children that you

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know of it. I know well
most of the women here. Yeah they

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got his cracked. Yeah, they're
all get right right on what the dating

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website. Yeah, I'm fixed like
a rodeo. I'm all tied up.

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Do you say you do what Bob
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No, No, I go over
their house. I look underneath their

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covers. If I don't find any
personal hygiene like no personal hygien stuff there.

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Oh, here you go, here
we go now? Then no,

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no, she's too young. You
know. It's amazing though she finds all

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the pennies on the floor. I
dropped from the found that. It's terrible.

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That's terrible. This poor little old
lady she's got every week she comes

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by and I think she goes for
some kind of physical therapy or something.

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There. Now, you say you
like to listen to people's stories. I

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do. I love people. She's
got a great story, I will tell

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you. I I love uh telling
stories and listening to people and helping them

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tell their So I think everybody has
a story, don't you. I mean

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you was as a filmmaker to a
certain degree. Don't you think most people

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have a story? Yeah? Like
bad they make it interesting or over the

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holidays it might not be an interesting
story, but well story, you know,

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because I'm like, you can get
the good ship out of him.

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Yes, everybody has good ship.
No, well, not everybody's willing to

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share the good ship. That's I
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to this guy, oh my gosh, what he's doing. And then some

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people I saw him at church and
he's doing fine. You know. Yeah,

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it's a big spectrum. I uh
so over the holidays, I'll run

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a bunch of one on ones.
I'll be taping one tomorrow with a guy

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named Charlie Fitzsimmons. And Charlie uh
and I worked in radio together. He

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was the producer of the Brother We
Show. He left there Open Tonic with

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his brother, the bar downtown and
has gone on to own Black and Blue,

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the the pit the I think it's
Pittsford, not Pittsforderry, what's the

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the place. It's also in Webster, and I think they have one at

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next to he has Trotta, he
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and he's got the uh Village Bakery, Oh, the Village Bakeries.

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And then he's got a Black and
Blue in Buffalo. Yeah and so,

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and I think he owns the building
in web that the Village Bakery and Webster

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is in because Embody, the gym
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well that they ran from him.
So he's doing okay. He loved radio,

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did great. But I want to
hear like, what's the story,

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what's the how did you you know? How did he go about it?

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You know what what what's the deal? So that'll be coming up over over

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the holidays. It's a but back
to foodies thing right here in Fairport,

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New York. This is fantastic.
It's not fantastic, No, it's it's

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it's amazing. It's so great that
we made amazing. Well, here's the

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thing that I don't understand. Why
would this even make TMZ? Maybe it

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was so weak for fights and people. This is the only thing I can

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do. I'm pretty sure that this
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Oh, let me get this on
my phone. Oh, you got

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it, You got it. That's
what we need. So this is,

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uh, this looks like it's it's
it's an older guy, and we're trying

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to figure out if anybody can go
to TMZ and if you if you search

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new York bar brawl, and it
says security roped into melee after trying to

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break it up. Now, New
York bar brawl sounds like it would be

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down in New York City and maybe
there'll be a famous person involved. Instead,

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it happens to be Shorts here in
the village of Fairport, New York.

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Shorts, Bar and Grill, and
so they have somebody who owns it,

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the owner manager Haley Burley, and
she says, the holidays are really

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crazy, busy time of year,
and we do everything we can to ensure

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that everyone has fun and safe holiday. The man involved was taking swings at

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my customers. Unfortunately, the video
doesn't really depict my bartender, who was

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trying to help get the situation under
control, is having his ankle twisted and

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asking for help. We never condone
any type of violence, and the police

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were called and responded immediately. They're
literally like across the street, right,

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so waiting Duncan Dolans, so here
respect for this is a video, and

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so I think this was the night
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thought it was November twenty third that
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but it's only making But if somebody
can see ill that was the end

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of the video. Let me see
if you'll if you can get it to

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replay. But I want to know
that there's an old guy. The security

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guy starts dropping elbows on the guy, punching the guy. I want to

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know who the old guy is.
I'm sure I've seen him at Montconnery's or

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something. He's gotta be a loco
if you know who it is calling at

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two six eight eight sixty six,
if you're watching live there it is.

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Yes. Oh so they got like
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the one who really takes the beating, somebody's in a bill's jacket. What's

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going on here? Now? This
guy's really adding a lot to it,

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and he sends he doesn't need to
absolutely does. He's got He's got Now

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it's an old guy in the security
guard like that. It doesn't have to

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be like this. It ain't got
to be like this. All the guy's

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dropping elbows anyway, If anybody knows
the older gentleman involved who was getting his

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ass kick and got up, I
mean, I'm surprised he was able to

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get up after all those blows.
He got up a little woozy and then

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disappears out of screen. I just
don't understand one why this makes TMZ because

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this is every bar on a Friday
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not be? I think? And
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on a college town. I don't
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to bars, and no, I
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I mean, this is this isn't
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melee, a kind of security guard
and it's an older guy. Yeah,

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it's like. This was the three
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smaller place, so it was probably
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Yes, I think it was.
And maybe the guy just had a

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little too much to drink and when
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and start swinging in people. Young
kids probably tell him, hey, old

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man, what are you doing here? They flock out of here. Yeah.

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I don't want to hang out where
my kids hang out necessarily. No,

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No, so I don't need to
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night before Thanksgiving. I didn't see
any fights. No, but we left

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at seven fifteen. Where did you
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We were at another local establishment,
just playing mine in our business and

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I go to my buddy, I'm
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out? And it was seven o'clock. By seven twenty it was packed.

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Oh really? Yeah, okay,
and I said I needed to go adult.

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One year, I with my neighbor
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Pittsford, we rode our bikes to
Thirsties along the canal, and my father

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was up and he was so worried
that I was so hammered. On the

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way home, He's like, he
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right into the fucking canal. So
he kept He's on ninety six and I'm

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on the other side of the canal. He's watching you regular great dad.

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He was very worried. He was
very concerned. Right. You know,

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so Doug is uh has comedy this
weekend, Is that right? Yeah,

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I'm very excited about this. So
I don't know, five shows one Thursday

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to Friday to Seria the Carlson Comedy
Club. I'm gonna be introducing Mike very

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funny, Mike dan Bru. Yeah, twenty five thirty years of comedy.

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Everybody knows this guy. Who's been
telling me that he's very funny. He

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was very funny. So I'm very
excited. Yes, and yeah I am.

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I've been working. I'll be uh. I'm excited to do this.

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Yes, after you, after your
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I'm with him, i will leave. Also, I'm sure my collected this

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love that what I'm just coming.
I'm gonna see. I was gonna bring

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the camera and the iPad. I
just don't know the mic stuff, but

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we'll see if we can get it
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and if not, we'll use your
phone or I'm sure you'll tape every night.

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I should, do you think,
Yeah? Yeah, I think you

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should because I know you. Yeah, you're gonna go back and watch this

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tape over and over. It's tough
to watch yourself. I know it is,

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but it is, and it's tough. Like I remember, in the

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beginning of radio, you used to
have to sit with the program director and

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they would listen to the tape in
their office with you with you right now,

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Oh yeah, okay, and they
would listen and then they would stop

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it and they would tell you,
you know, different things along the way.

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Well, I gotta you know,
I'm gonna thank everybody for coming,

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Mike dan Bru then halfway through say
a little something about the bartender's and waitresses

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and the website. And I've got
all that worked out too. Doug has

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been practicing in his house with the
microphone, and you want to see a

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picture. He's got a microphone and
speaking like, so, now here's the

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great thing, foodie. When the
website's up, we could put the picture

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off of Doug practicing on the website. This is a this is a tease.

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Yeah. So they start out with
Welcome to the Jungle by Guns and

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Roses. So I'm in my computer
room listen to guns and Roses. I

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introduced myself. Come out. I've
got the timer on my phone. I

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hit the timer and I grabbed the
mic and go into hey, folkshould come

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out in like just your boxers and
stuff, and go, hey, folks,

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I've been practicing in my Oh shit, I forgot my kid kidding.

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Yeah, I figured that I'm very
excited for this and I and I hope

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you are. You seem can I
say this without upsetting you? Sure?

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You see them a little uptight right
now, like like a little it's a

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big thing, little rich it's the
first big thing I know. But you're

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so fucking good. Well, thank
you, dude. I'm telling you,

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you gotta just I'm trying. I'm
trying to relax. You know. When

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I get there, i hear the
music, I'm gonna go up and you

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know, do my thing. The
more stage time you get, the easier

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ship. Did you write your own
intro for somebody to say? No,

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they they'll just introduce me all my
jokes. I wrote my come somebody you've

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never heard of before? Fuck?
What would just be neat if you wrote

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your own intro? I think you
should do. I told you him we

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should record it and let him play
his own Dougie Fresh intro? Should we

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do? Like? Should we practice? I have my DJ the Hipshake of

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money Making Power, Man of the
Hour, twenty four to seven, the

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one your mother will Yeah, That's
what I'm saying is like that should play

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before you walk up in your own
voice? That funny? How come on,

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Doug, I don't think it would
be funny to the headline. I'm

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just I'm talking to we're gonna go
or or like we're opening up for a

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club. I'm buying you are there? You go? Maybe one show?

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What? Yeah? One show,
the final show or the one we're at

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Yeah, Saturday night, the final
show. I'm not in charge. I'm

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not in charge. I know you're
not in charge, and you're right,

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but I think this is gonna be
great. You can lock down your tickets

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for the show at Carlson Coomedy dot
com. Yeah, and it's Doug Phelps

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and you will absolutely love. If
you haven't seen maybe you haven't seen in

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a couple of years. Mike Dambra. He comes by I think like every

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six months or so. I think
he's longer than that. I think he

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may be in town because he sells
family here, but I don't think he's

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Yeah, I don't think he performs
at the club that much. But I

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mean, guy, the guy's performing
all the time and everywhere else. So

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I learned a term for dating,
and I know Doug has been on Facebook

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dating. I've been on Facebook,
match dot Com. Plenty of fish,

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plenty of whale. You've been there, not so tender, bumblebee, cricket,

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grasshopper, you name it, silver
singles, full of shit. I

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got full of shit half all over
the web and still nothing. He has

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not been on all those he did
Facebook dating, right, yeah, all

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right? So I learned a new
term today. Apparently this is a term

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golden retriever man. What do you
think golden retriever man is either you love

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dogs or sugar daddy? If something, No, it's a new dating term

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that it means that it's a guy
who, like the breed of dog,

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is sweet, gentle, affectionate,
and eager to please, not to mention,

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easy, to train. Is there
a more insulting fucking turn than that

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ours? To God? Just call
him a pushy you know what I'm saying.

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Call them a eunuch. It's like, what the fuck? I got

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me a golden retreat? Yeah?
I don't. Yeah, I mean,

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don't you want a guy with a
bit of an edge? A little bit

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of an edge, don't isn't that
what women like? I don't know,

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maybe like a little attitude. Yeah, you can't fix That's what women want.

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They don't want a guy that's good
for They want a guy they have

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to keep going to the home depot
for. I need a hammer. He

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fucked. Oh, I need to
get a screwdriver. I'm gonna fix him

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and make them mine. That's what
women want. They if they're not bitchy

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and complaining about some goddamn thing and
they're not happy, they don't want a

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funny guy that's gonna keep them happy
and get them flowers. No, I

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want them to come home late drunk
without the falls. That way I can

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bitch about him to all my girlfriends. Yeah. I think I'm saying that

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you could be like a good guy. Like Okay, let's say she's into

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the Crown. You could give a
ship about the Crown. Put you watch

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it with her? Right? You
watch it with her? Mate? You

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wouldn't. I'm not watching, you
know, I put my foot down on

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some shows. Is The Crown watched
I've never watched it? Oh no,

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but I mean is it watched by
bye? Uh? Your your lady?

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Now, I don't think she watched
the Crown, But I get what you

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mean. If there's a show that
she's watching, I don't watch. I

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just play candy crush. She's like, you're missing, and I'm like,

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yeah, but I'm playing candy crush
and rubbing in your back. What else

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do you want? You enjoy the
show with me. I'm not going to

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enjoy your show with you. It's
just not my thing. But I want

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to be here with you. You
know, get me, you know,

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sit right in front of me.
I'll rub your back. I'll play a

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little candy crush text of your friends, your show. She puts on these

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shows. And when I watch the
Niners, yes, give me a beard

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and run my back. That doesn't
happen. Fucking luck And then you're back

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on Facebook cater. By the way, the Niners just blew the Eagles apart.

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He's so damn excited. I was. I mean, the first couple

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of drives, you know, we
didn't like three and out, and I'm

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like, all right, we'll figure
it out, gotta have hope. And

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then defense were I mean, we
kept them to two drives of three points.

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And then I mean, I can't
think of our coach's name. Mcgam

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for who for the forty nine ers? Why can't think of his name?

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Oh? That's uh, you're drying
to blank. He's got such a list

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of offensive plays. Yeah he does. It's not McCarthy. No, it's

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not Father Shanahan. Yeah, thank
you Jesus. What am I thinking?

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So? Uh? Once they started
rolling? Yeah, I know, right,

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once they started rolling, then they
figured out where to go, who

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to go to? And Black Purty
is just driving pretty man? Who knew

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right right? Who knew this guy
was as Deebo was. He came in

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talking a bunch of ship that they're
like, please don't. I really don't

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like that. But I mean they
backed it up. But why give him

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any fuel? You know, get
in there, just pound the ship out

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of him. We'll probably see them
again in the playoffs. Are you worried

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that the Eagles going into the Cowboys
game are going to be pissed off over

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the loss. I'm concerned that Kansas
City's pissed off over the loss against against

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Green Balls. Just the Yeah,
they got beat down, and I think

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that could carry over to this week. Okay, you know now you got

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to go into Dallas Jones, Right, Yeah, McCarthy, that's your coach.

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Okay, why can I sticking Dallas? You're fine, You're all right.

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I am a right, you know
what I mean. I'm thinking about

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Thursday night, Yeah you are?
This is like you get like this before

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date two. I don't believe.
I don't remember. This is so long.

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He's easy to trade, right,
you should date him? He could

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trade him. That's like saying your
wife material to a woman, right?

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Is that? Is there anything more
insulting than your wife? I don't even

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know what that would mean. She's
wife material, you know what I mean?

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Yeah, just take care of the
kids. My closest thing to a

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date lately is driving out Hudson,
rolling down the window, be like,

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hey, how much for an hour? That's about as much chocolate and roses

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I've come to lately. I'm like
fifty bucks for an hour. Who's got

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forty dollars? What do you do
for twenty oh? I think this is

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going to be a great, uh, great week of football and a great

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week of comedy. Who's Thursday Night? Because now you're kind of getting down

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there. No, I think Thursday
Night is kind of a shit game,

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isn't it? Last night was sort
of interesting with Cincinnati and the Jags and

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then win. Yeah, quarterback got
hurt for the Jakes. He might be

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and it's kind of lining up for
the Bills now because of the major players

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on other teams that you thought were
gonna be AFC powerhouses, the Bills can

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in my opinion, they can only
lose one more game. They can go

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ten and seven, and a couple
of other things happen to other teams that

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beat them, so they don't have
the tiebreaker. They can sneak in as

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an a seed in the AFC,
and then then everybody starts zero zero.

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By the way, we have a
picks contest, uh for every week,

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which just picks. Yes, I
did the first week and then forget about

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it. Number one, right,
number one? Number one is anybody else

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playing? Yeah, Danny's in it
deep and he can't and he's too behind

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him. But you know you gotta
walk to walk and talk to talk.

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Well he talks. Yeah, I
love Danny. He gets so fired up.

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So we got a barn Burner on
Thursday with the Patriots of New England

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are traveling to Pittsburgh. Man,
I mean, this is the worst season

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ever. But there's a lot of
talk that Belichick is going to go somewhere

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else and could go for a first
round draft pick to somebody interesting. Yeah,

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because they did do that with Gruden
and Tampa Bay. But you're going

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back one almost twenty years when you're
trading coaches and yeah, they traded picks

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to get Gruden to Tampa Bay.
I heard, I heard San Diego because

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they've got that uh San Diego four
to coach for Belichick. Yeah. Sean

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Payton also got traded for picks.
Yeah, that's right to Denver. And

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by the way, I mean had
him. It took a real ship team

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there. They got a better Maybe
they have the same record now as the

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Bills. I think I think they're
close to that, or they may they

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were one and six six. I
think they're six and seven. Yeah,

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yeah, six and seven does whatever
you say? Six and I gotta look

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it up six and seven. So
right, all right, well, that's

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what I always say about six and
seven. I am winning the pick pull.

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We'll take him inte. Doug is
a man of many talents. Uh,

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he can bartend. Yes, he'll
be doing comedy this weekend. And

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then he has something in common.
He is something in common with some primates.

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And I will tell you what that
is. Next, opposable thumb.

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Singer. Okay, yeah, Jack? Do you remember which in two thousand

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and three that they had those faulty
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faulty pirate techniques and they like the
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one way out, one way out, and like the Yeah, that was

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really sad, I remember, uh, And that was very curious to me.

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Is a big a venue that is
fire? Marshall? Yeah, you

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know, didn't come through and say, hey, where's all your fire?

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I think afterwards, of course,
it's always afterwards, afterwards oddly enough,

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it doesn't. It just it just
shows you, like, you know what

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you can get away with if you
know the right people. Because I'm sure

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that establishment had been around for a
long time and yeah, they knew everybody.

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We'll get it fixed, Okay,
we'll give you a warning. Yeah

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once twice, Yeah, once bitten
twice. Yeh, that's what happens there.

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So Doug as many talents. Doug
with his opposable thumbs. That's the

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old joke that has two thumbs that
love blow jabs right, Yeah, that

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more that and more. Uh.
Doug does makes art, don't you paint?

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I do pain. I haven't paint
in a while, but I do,

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Yes, I do. He does
sponge art, Yeah, paint spongear.

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Yeah. And then I just saw
this that there's the first ever art

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exhibit by chimpanzees is now open in
collaboration with the bean painting with their feces

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no sponge. It's a collection called
Wild Planet. The band the B fifty

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two's are involved in this. Sixteen
chimps who have developed a habit for painting

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and the beef. The price raised
to get one of their paintings is more

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than you pay for tug look at
this, and what are the chimps get

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out of it? I don't know. One hundred percent of the proceeds go

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to save the money, save the
sanctuary, saved techs. Yeah, so

406
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,759
all these animal lovers are going to
buy paintings, which is fine. Yeah,

407
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:56,640
absolutely, I'm pretty sure. And
down in Canaandigo there is a chimp

408
00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:03,720
some kind of preserve because get like, yeah, it's a private one because

409
00:29:03,759 --> 00:29:07,359
people have them as pets, but
they're more of a pack animal. Remember

410
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,960
that lady where she had her face
ripped off and like the fine one call?

411
00:29:11,799 --> 00:29:18,880
Did you ever hear that nine one
one call? Vaguely she's screaming about

412
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,759
the Yeah, And I'm pretty sure
in Canandaigua there's a place where if you

413
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:26,000
had a chimp as a pet and
it went crazy because they start at a

414
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:30,240
certain age, they say, like
almost the teenage years, they get wild,

415
00:29:30,319 --> 00:29:33,440
like like they're defiant. They bite
a chimpanzee for the wild gets to

416
00:29:33,519 --> 00:29:38,519
fight wild. It's like my curious
George, I read to my grandson.

417
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,559
He's gonna be fine. I'll take
him in. I'll call him Charlie well

418
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,519
live, I'm so lonely. He
will be just good. I'll get him

419
00:29:45,559 --> 00:29:52,359
some bananas and he can he can
watch TV with me. Judge, Judy,

420
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:57,480
I gotta find this. You want
some tampio. But that was the

421
00:29:57,519 --> 00:30:00,119
thing with the chimp. You can
hear in the back around streaming. It's

422
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:04,720
this lady's calls about Jim Ben the
Jim. He doesn't get jin rummy.

423
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,519
I can't teach him back him insane. I don't know why you would want

424
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:12,000
Yeah, the chimp. Yeah,
I'm gonna do that. Yeah. I

425
00:30:12,039 --> 00:30:19,839
think this is the one that's the
problem there. Kill my friend? What

426
00:30:21,039 --> 00:30:25,359
the problem with your friend? I
need to know? Would have done would

427
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:33,240
have done off his birth face off? Okay, I need to calm down

428
00:30:33,279 --> 00:30:41,039
a little bit. They're on the
way way. I guess that thing with

429
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:48,119
the peanut butter probably didn't work out
as well as she was open. I

430
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:59,880
heard he asked, watch what I
chained him to? Two? I needhould

431
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:02,200
have talk to me and he could
have come down. Why do you need

432
00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:06,640
somebody there? Why do I need
somebody there? She's telling you, why

433
00:31:06,759 --> 00:31:14,839
is the problems killing your friend?
She's dead, she's dead. Why why

434
00:31:14,839 --> 00:31:18,880
are you saying that's your steps?
He ripped apart one apart her face.

435
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:23,319
I don't think the woman died.
I think she had to get her like

436
00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:26,519
a face. I don't even know
if it was a face transplant or what,

437
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,880
but I don't think she died.
How do you stay French with that

438
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,880
person? Do you go back?
If she comes to visit in the hospital,

439
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,119
what do you do? Start throwing
your faces her? Hey? Is

440
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:42,279
this familiar, you bitch? It's
like, I don't it's I can't get

441
00:31:42,279 --> 00:31:48,359
her box of animal crackers. It's
terrible. Oh, I think it for

442
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:53,720
a walk in the zoo and send
her a bouquet of edible banana from from

443
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:57,319
the edible company. That's how she's
in the hospital. Flipping through the King

444
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:07,680
Kong comes flatlines right there. That
yeah, but I'm pretty sure. So

445
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:13,640
they go like this the chimps and
down in canadaqull They'll take your chimp in.

446
00:32:14,119 --> 00:32:16,640
But it was like a private reserve
for mostly rich people. And I

447
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:21,599
don't know how many chimps they had
in there, but they say they're pack

448
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,079
animals and they like to be together, so when they're when they're alone.

449
00:32:24,119 --> 00:32:28,680
I don't know what did anything happen
with Michael Jackson. He had that fucking

450
00:32:28,759 --> 00:32:32,039
chip for a while I know,
I didn't like I know he does to

451
00:32:32,119 --> 00:32:36,079
the kids. I'm just gonna be
over here with my pegg and bananas.

452
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,720
Yeah, bubbles, right, he
was blowing bubbles and everything else. And

453
00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:45,240
Chip's like, no, I gotta
learn silanguage. I'm gonna be called to

454
00:32:45,359 --> 00:32:54,079
the jury. So, bubbles,
what did you see for? No?

455
00:32:54,279 --> 00:32:59,400
You know, I'm sorry, but
these are wild animals and this is like,

456
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,119
I say, you're not getting what
you I hate to see harmon anybody.

457
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:08,400
Yea. By the way, it's
animal, yes, and the domesticated

458
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:15,759
they're not. There's there's a story
in California and it became a documentary and

459
00:33:15,759 --> 00:33:19,400
it's one Netflix. It's called Grizzly
Man that this guy went out there and

460
00:33:19,559 --> 00:33:22,920
he would just stay near grizzly bears
and document as. Oh. I don't

461
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,200
think he was part of any No, he wasn't. I don't think he

462
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:30,599
got grants or anything it was part
of. But he wildlife and held them.

463
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:31,559
Yeah, he thought it was gonna
be all good. They're gonna get

464
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:39,039
used to me. And one night
and they have a video not video,

465
00:33:39,359 --> 00:33:45,400
Facebook live recorded and uh yeah the
bear wasn't no Yogi bear. Hey,

466
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,839
And I thought they ate him and
they found his remains in their feats.

467
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:58,720
Yeah, they attagged him. The
bear was hungry. Who was a lady?

468
00:33:58,799 --> 00:34:05,039
That was Sigourney Weaver did the Yes, it was Jane Jane Goodall,

469
00:34:05,279 --> 00:34:08,000
Jane Goodall, Jae Goobston. Now
there was nothing that happened to her,

470
00:34:08,039 --> 00:34:13,199
and she was she was scientific program, I think, and she kept her

471
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:17,440
distance and kept moving closer and document
everything. I mean, there's obviously nature

472
00:34:17,519 --> 00:34:22,320
stories. I mean I thought there
was, but I remember correct. There

473
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:27,079
were poachers that would come in and
yes, that whole movie was yes,

474
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,079
right, yeah, And that's still
a problem because I like watching the Discovery

475
00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:35,559
Channel and Sarah, I bet you
do. But this is the truth.

476
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:43,079
Jesus Christ was chosen planet, the
jungle, the congo had my Saturday morning

477
00:34:43,119 --> 00:34:45,159
coffee. I don't want to watch
news from the night before where I was

478
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:49,280
just driving Uber and three guys got
shot. No, I want to the

479
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:53,400
bumblebee. Will you know form a
hive here? Or the penguins polar berries.

480
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:58,679
You learn a little about the planet
and then it's great conversation starters in

481
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,880
the home when you go pick a
Yeah, the only thing that out lives

482
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:09,760
here is a sea turtle. Sounds
like you need to go to Vegas.

483
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:15,760
Dog. I have this Planet Earth
at the Sphere. Yes, I've seen

484
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,239
the Sphere. I haven't been in
Vegas in a long long time. They

485
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:22,519
have Planet Earth. It's all about
so Discovery Foody was just there. Yes,

486
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,639
yes, I was Vegas. I
hear good in bed. Vegas was

487
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:30,880
fun. Yeah. Did you see
you two? I did at the sphere.

488
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:37,159
That looks amazing. It was amazing. Yeah. What was the Now

489
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:42,480
I just read an article that said
the average price of a concert ticket in

490
00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:45,239
twenty twenty three ticket guest Doug for
the sphere. No, no, not

491
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:52,000
for the just average across all concert
everything. Don't say you've got some higher

492
00:35:52,119 --> 00:35:53,480
end then you've got you know,
your CMAC shows and things like that,

493
00:35:53,559 --> 00:35:58,239
which, by the way, have
have gone up. We're very lucky with

494
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,719
I think with a couple of venues
that we have the lawn seats, I

495
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:07,119
would say i'll price I'll go three
hundred dollars. Okay, you're not far

496
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:12,280
off. Over two hundred and fifty
two dollars was the average price. Now

497
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:16,440
remember averages. Oh we're not talking
median, but so and there's a company

498
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:21,320
I'm sorry, there's a company that
is trying to Yeah, the stub hubs

499
00:36:21,519 --> 00:36:25,159
and the ticket dot net thing is
because they bought go in there and buy

500
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:29,559
up everything, buy up everything,
and they they double triple the price,

501
00:36:29,639 --> 00:36:35,280
and that's not fair. Now it's
also not fair for scalpers to buy them

502
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,719
and do the same thing as they
used to do. So I don't know

503
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,880
what. I don't know what.
The median in the middle Kid Rock has

504
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:45,440
been going across country for costartian and
I think he's been doing a straight fifty

505
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:50,199
dollars fee across the board. It
just happens if you get online and get

506
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:53,599
your front row or your lawn seats. But it's fifty dollars anywhere. Already

507
00:36:53,639 --> 00:36:57,400
have enough money, you know.
You see that's a weird thing because a

508
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,960
lot of times so when I was
reading this article, it wasn't so much

509
00:37:00,039 --> 00:37:04,920
the artists that have raised the prices. It's the venue, it's the ticket

510
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,679
broker, it's to yeah, it's
it's all that was where the fees are.

511
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:14,079
So may I be so gross as
to ask what a what a cost

512
00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:17,599
to go into the sphere to see
you too? I paid one fifty ticket.

513
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:21,719
Oh that's not bad at all?
How far were you back the Bailey.

514
00:37:22,159 --> 00:37:24,639
Oh no, he was here and
fair for he's a guy in the

515
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:30,760
flight. I should have been.
I gotta get everybody and take it easy,

516
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:36,840
man. So I am a uh
you have to think about this that.

517
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,480
Wait a second, you're like some
kind of YouTube and I have an

518
00:37:39,599 --> 00:37:45,000
a member that's a the Stone website
member. Okay, So what did I

519
00:37:45,079 --> 00:37:50,559
get? Pre sale? Pre sale? Yeah? So you request whatever tickets

520
00:37:50,599 --> 00:37:53,719
you want and there's like a lottery. Yeah. So you know, the

521
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:58,519
first eight shows came out, I
didn't get tickets to that, and they

522
00:37:58,559 --> 00:38:00,639
announced the next set and I put
in for all you know, and I

523
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:07,800
got one. How Now did I
see video on your Yeah? No,

524
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:14,159
I saw inside there inside the sphere? But where did I? I thought

525
00:38:14,199 --> 00:38:20,960
I saw Bono? Oh woman,
some other woman from Fairport. Yeah,

526
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:25,679
I was in the hotel okay,
that was on Facebook walked right path yes,

527
00:38:27,039 --> 00:38:29,960
yes, yeah, all right?
How many Friday nights? How many

528
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:36,400
people do you think the sphere holds? Eighteen? Thank you? Eighteen thousand

529
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:43,320
eighteen. I was going to I
was gonna say twenty being there, I

530
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,960
was gonna say twenty five. But
it's not a three sixties seating. It's

531
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:51,480
not three sixtieses about uh, it's
not a stadium seating it is, but

532
00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:57,079
like it is steep, like oh
we were in four hundred and you're like

533
00:38:57,679 --> 00:38:59,960
walking up in it. I mean, are you crammed in? There is

534
00:39:00,119 --> 00:39:05,360
enough around and dance? I mean
yeah, because okay, and and because

535
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,960
it's so steep, like when you're
looking down, nobody's in front of you,

536
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:13,519
like it was. It's it was
really wow the way I seed it

537
00:39:13,599 --> 00:39:15,880
so you almost you had a clear
shot right to the stage. How did

538
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:22,039
they sound in there? Amazing?
The sound was the best sound in the

539
00:39:22,079 --> 00:39:25,519
world for when they put into it, Like was it one point five billion

540
00:39:25,599 --> 00:39:30,079
dollars far? And that wall of
video, the wall of videos sixteen K

541
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:35,679
video? Wow? And at times, you know, they would put different

542
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:39,679
graphics up for the different songs,
and you know, when it came to

543
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:44,440
the end, it like they turned
it into daylight. Oh wow, and

544
00:39:44,559 --> 00:39:49,679
it was as bright as day in
the arena. And then at one point

545
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,880
I was like, we're gonna make
the sphere disappear, and they put the

546
00:39:53,039 --> 00:39:59,039
video up of the whole strip and
it looked like you were outside. Wow.

547
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,639
Yeah, millions of led lights and
they've got it cost two point three

548
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:09,599
billion dollars to build this. Yeah
yeah MGM right, well bon MSG,

549
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:14,320
that's right. This So this is
Dolan who owns it? Yeah? Who?

550
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:20,159
Uh Jim Dolang, James Dolan.
He has his own band, and

551
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:23,920
he came up here once and he
played, he owns uh the Knicks MSG.

552
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:29,559
And I'm pretty sure was he still
cable bat down in that part of

553
00:40:29,559 --> 00:40:31,639
the world, Yeah, MSG network, but I thought he had. Originally

554
00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:35,199
they started as a cable company and
I don't know if he still owns that

555
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,159
or sold that off. But he
came up here. He wanted to be

556
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,679
a musician, and he came up
here and he played, and he came

557
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,920
on a radio show and he didn't
want to talk about owning the Knicks or

558
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,440
any of this ship. He wanted
it was, oh, you owned the

559
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:50,239
Knicks before became a band member.
Yeah. Yeah, he started the band

560
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,119
because he's a rich fucking guy.
No one can tell him no, right,

561
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,599
right, you're rich, You get
to do whatever you want. It's

562
00:40:55,159 --> 00:40:59,280
that's that's the fuck me money I
was talking about. Right, you can

563
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,519
put out a You'll spend all this
money and hire all these musicians to make

564
00:41:01,599 --> 00:41:07,039
your shitty talent a little a little
better. So he came up here and

565
00:41:07,159 --> 00:41:09,760
played, and he still does.
I think he still goes around and does.

566
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,920
I guess that makes sense. Like
this is the best venue I've ever

567
00:41:14,039 --> 00:41:19,760
been to for a concert. Like
was it the best YouTube show I've ever

568
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,400
seen? Probably not, but it
didn't matter part of the atmosphere. I'm

569
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:28,840
putting it in the top five immediately, you know, just because of the

570
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,719
visuals, the audio, you know, their energy was you know. So

571
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:37,239
they had to take a break because
F one was in town. Oh,

572
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,599
the Formula one. Yeah, so
their last show was three four weeks ago,

573
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,840
so they've got to show the December
sixth, eighth, ninth. But

574
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:53,599
if you don't go to the come
see me to Carlson's Sunday blood each Sunday.

575
00:41:54,119 --> 00:41:57,559
I never got into you too,
I mean, but I mean I

576
00:41:58,159 --> 00:42:02,760
love him. I loved the uh
what was the love the Jesuit? Yeah,

577
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:07,280
that was my favorite album. Nineteen
eighty seven, beat Out of Michael

578
00:42:07,519 --> 00:42:10,239
Jackson. I just saw this on
TV. Beat Out a bunch of really

579
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:15,079
popular albums that year. One of
them was I think Thriller. Yeah that

580
00:42:15,159 --> 00:42:20,079
was up, well, Thriller was
three or four. That was eighty seven.

581
00:42:20,119 --> 00:42:22,239
All right, I'm gonna look it
up. Yeah, I don't even

582
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,400
bother. We know what we're talking
about. What's postcards from Earth? What

583
00:42:24,559 --> 00:42:29,760
is that? That's? Oh,
that's the yeah, the Nature Show Postcards

584
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:34,239
from Earth. See it's not only
me Saturday mornings pulling my pudd a cup

585
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:38,280
of coffee, watching No getting it
on a very good show. This is

586
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,920
Vegas, by the way, and
this is where you can take us.

587
00:42:42,039 --> 00:42:44,920
You can take you know, you
go see you two and leave the old

588
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:49,039
lady in the wheelchair at the no
the Early Bird Special or got all the

589
00:42:49,119 --> 00:42:52,320
cap points from playing Tino? I
gotta take her around. Did you do

590
00:42:52,519 --> 00:42:57,079
anything else while you were there?
I mean we gambled a little. Yeah,

591
00:42:57,079 --> 00:43:00,760
sure, we went to dinner.
How long were we in? We

592
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:05,159
went? We got there Thursday night, left Sunday morning. So now you're

593
00:43:05,159 --> 00:43:10,199
married? I don't know I remember. Good for you? Is that?

594
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:16,440
He just asked? You said you
went to Vegas. I don't think about

595
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:19,360
that one too. What do you
mean you don't know how to answer?

596
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,559
We're not married? Oh all right, well that's okay, that's an okay

597
00:43:22,679 --> 00:43:24,800
way to you know. Yeah,
she's my wife for all ten purposes,

598
00:43:25,079 --> 00:43:29,800
right, that's what we exactly.
Yeah, that was separated on the plane.

599
00:43:30,559 --> 00:43:32,039
I'd like to sit next to my
wife. Did you say that?

600
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:39,280
I tried, Oh yeah, she
said no. Well, here's here's the

601
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:44,119
question I have, because you know
we're getting back into concert season, right

602
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:49,400
they release everything before the holidays now
because people want to give people tickets for

603
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:53,599
the holidays. And the Stones are
coming and I think the Stones average price

604
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:58,920
at met Life is about five hundred
bucks per ticket. And I think they're

605
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,559
playing in May. It's was their
their last shows for this run, Rolling

606
00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:06,639
Stones. But I'm going They've said
this so many times. The value,

607
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:08,079
Well, I don't think. I
don't think this is their last. They've

608
00:44:08,119 --> 00:44:10,760
never I don't think they've ever done
a farewell tour. I think these guys

609
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:15,239
are that's their last of this leg
of the tour. Okay, But what

610
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:19,800
would be value versus price? Because
we you know a lot of times now

611
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,159
these concerts are getting so damn expensive. You know, one hundred and fifty

612
00:44:22,199 --> 00:44:27,639
dollars for what you saw sounds like
you got value for what you paid.

613
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,360
Oh for sure. I just don't
know if I want to pay a hundred

614
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:35,320
fifty bucks. The guy next to
me paid six hundred bucks right next to

615
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,559
me. Where it through? How
did you find out? He came and

616
00:44:37,639 --> 00:44:42,800
sat down and start talking. Yeah, and he's like, oh, you're

617
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:47,679
by myself six hundred bucks play He
said, yeah, me too, No,

618
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:54,079
my wife's there too. Wait six
hundred wife? How did that?

619
00:44:55,199 --> 00:45:00,679
How did that happen for him?
You know whatever? Like we the next

620
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:05,960
day because there was a show Saturday
night, just to look and the same

621
00:45:06,079 --> 00:45:09,000
seat we were in was seven hundred
dollars. Damn peace, and they're getting

622
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:14,079
it, I would assume. So
the guy paid sixdw Some people say wait

623
00:45:14,119 --> 00:45:16,079
till the concert starts and then go
on StubHub and they'll drop the prices.

624
00:45:16,119 --> 00:45:20,000
I've never done that. I just
try to get something. Can well.

625
00:45:20,159 --> 00:45:22,639
I will tell you once take it
in hand if you're if you let's say

626
00:45:22,679 --> 00:45:25,880
there's a show that you'd like to
see and you like decent seats to it,

627
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:31,559
and it's sold out, you can
go day of because they always hold

628
00:45:31,599 --> 00:45:36,760
back for friends and family of the
band, and they're usually pretty decent seats.

629
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:40,559
Like when it might have been I
think it was train was in town.

630
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:46,519
Elvio who's in Daughtry, got friends
and family tickets and got them for

631
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:52,440
me and some other people. And
it was pretty good seats like sixteen rows

632
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,559
from the stage. And yeah,
I heard, yeah you can get I

633
00:45:54,599 --> 00:45:58,559
mean you can get that day of
in those venues. I don't know how

634
00:45:58,559 --> 00:46:00,360
it works in Vegas. I have
no idea, but if I think Darien

635
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:06,440
Lake and even Mac would be the
one, I prefer Mac over Darien Lake.

636
00:46:06,519 --> 00:46:09,880
Yeah, and I know Darla is
getting not going more going? Why

637
00:46:10,119 --> 00:46:14,960
why is that? Traffics? And
yeah, traffic is like a buffalo bills.

638
00:46:15,199 --> 00:46:17,639
Everybody's hammered off their mind. Hey
do you walk around before you uber

639
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:21,760
people? Have you uber people there? Yes? I shows, Yes,

640
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:23,760
I took him to The Grateful Dead
two summers ago, okay, and we

641
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:31,039
had VIP parking and and we're in
the Bat's tent or the Jack Daniels tent,

642
00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:35,760
and we looked at a setlist dot
com where you can see where they're

643
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:39,920
ending. Yeah, and we've we've
left about fifteen twenty minutes early, missed

644
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:44,199
all the child out there. Yeah
smart Now that two guys that really wanted

645
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,920
to go didn't want to go,
but they had already passed out in the

646
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:53,840
car once couldn't find one and the
other guys just like about so and then

647
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:58,280
we found out they did encores.
Yeah, and it lasted longer, but

648
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,519
that's a grateful Dead Core could be
one song the last forty minutes you know

649
00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:07,079
who is because this had to be
Dead and Co. Yeah, and with

650
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:10,239
John Mayer pardon, yes he was, and I guess he took some drugs

651
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:15,679
and I forget the story was he
was really fucked up. I don't think

652
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:20,440
you remember the concert, really yeah, John Mayer, John Darien, Wow,

653
00:47:21,119 --> 00:47:22,880
before that, I saw Nickelback there
and that was a good concert.

654
00:47:23,599 --> 00:47:29,400
But really yeah, But I like
what, you know what, everybody picks

655
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,440
on Nickelback, and I always feel
bad because I go, I don't.

656
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:36,840
I never hated them, as they
sound the same thing. I'm like,

657
00:47:37,079 --> 00:47:39,239
well, that's every band's got their
niche when they play on the radio.

658
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:44,159
You know what's some ac DC's been
doing them for something. As soon as

659
00:47:44,559 --> 00:47:51,000
the cord hits hold on, I
gotta get uh nickel nineteen eighty eight Grammys

660
00:47:51,119 --> 00:47:54,559
Winter Album of the Year was The
Joshua Tree by You Two. It was

661
00:47:54,679 --> 00:48:00,719
up against Whitney Houston Whitney Michael Jackson
for Bad, Bad Thriller. Yes,

662
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:07,400
Dolly parton, that's your girl,
I know, and Lynda rod trio with

663
00:48:07,599 --> 00:48:13,679
U I mean Lou Harris and Prince
Sign of the Times. I don't remember

664
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:17,280
that at all, do you the
Times that was? There's a few songs

665
00:48:19,079 --> 00:48:21,800
played. Uh, I don't remember
Trip Club. Yeah, I think they

666
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:25,440
had cream and diamonds and pearls and
uh yeah, there were some strip club

667
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:30,079
songs for Prince, always for Prince. Yes, yes, yes, nobody

668
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:34,480
nobody danced a bad on stage.
No, no, Dolly Parton, nobody

669
00:48:34,559 --> 00:48:37,960
dances to you two stage kidding me? All right, we'll take a uh,

670
00:48:38,039 --> 00:48:42,840
we'll take a moment when we come
back. It's that holiday time of

671
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:47,719
year, holiday parties. I got
that jing jing jingling ding ding dingling ring

672
00:48:49,639 --> 00:48:53,800
ling ling when it goes bad at
holiday parties. Wait to you hear what

673
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:58,599
happened at this one and went all
the way to court. We'll get to

674
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,920
it next, But first, Leo's
is your holiday headquarters for sweet treats of

675
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:07,079
the season. You gotta check out
Leo's new Canole station. It's the freshest

676
00:49:07,119 --> 00:49:10,599
Canoli's in town. They're hand filmed
before your very eyes. How awesome is

677
00:49:10,679 --> 00:49:16,480
that? Plus Leo's has their famous
festive and best tasting butter cookies in town,

678
00:49:16,639 --> 00:49:20,880
all decorated for Christmas for you.
I don't know that you could pass

679
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:24,679
them off as though you made them, but they're delicious and it saves you

680
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:28,880
a lot of time. Nothing lights
up the office are home like Leo's cookie

681
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,719
tray, the perfect grabbing go gift. Of course, there's cakes, pies,

682
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:36,760
and chocolates and so much more for
your holiday celebration at Leo's. What's

683
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:42,039
the best thing about Leo's Everything on
dest best driving East Rochester, open every

684
00:49:42,079 --> 00:49:45,719
day, Dotblestone on Main dot com. Iron Smoke Distillery has one of the

685
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:50,880
ten best bourbons outside of Kentucky,
according to Forbes Magazine. Holidays are coming,

686
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,360
I'm saying stock up. You can
do it right at Ironsmokedistillery dot com.

687
00:49:54,039 --> 00:49:57,440
Or stop into the distillery and buy
some. And while you're there,

688
00:49:57,519 --> 00:50:00,639
why not taking some live music or
maybe participate in some music. Tonight live

689
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:04,960
band Karaoke's back and they've got some
new songs for you. You could do

690
00:50:05,039 --> 00:50:07,719
a Chuck Berry song sey La Vie, or maybe do the Tom Petty a

691
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:12,639
Stevie Nick's classic Stop Dragging My Heart
Around or Money Money by Billy Idol.

692
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,800
You jump up there and I don't
know, be the simple man. They

693
00:50:16,079 --> 00:50:21,440
just added the Skinner song live band
karaoke. You're singing with a live band.

694
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,559
It's so cool. And then Friday, December eighth, Mike and Juli

695
00:50:23,599 --> 00:50:27,679
are back for the Friday Acoustic Sunset
sessions. That'll begin at five. They'll

696
00:50:27,679 --> 00:50:32,440
play to eight and then it's before
two k with special guests almost there playing

697
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:36,480
a nice short set while they take
a break. That's all Friday night,

698
00:50:36,559 --> 00:50:39,239
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bad Friday. When you're at Iron Smoke

699
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:44,239
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700
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701
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702
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703
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because Connors and Ferris will advocate for
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704
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705
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706
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707
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708
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You call two six two comp two six

709
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710
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711
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712
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714
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mean one, Bill Moran, you
are I should lyrics the way here?

715
00:51:55,679 --> 00:52:02,440
I should? I like that,
all right? Film more. I wouldn't

716
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:10,960
listen to your podcast. It sounds
like my dad. Your dad loves me,

717
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:15,840
Yes he does. Yes, you
know it's funny now. I don't

718
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:21,719
know if anybody has seen this,
but it's become popular that somebody dresses us

719
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:27,119
up as the Grinch in a family
and comes in and terrorizes the little kids.

720
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,199
I think this is funny. I
gotta tell you, Doug, I've

721
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:35,880
seen more videos of this and it
drives me nuts. And then I find

722
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:37,719
out today. Now, when I
was a kid, my old man on

723
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:43,639
December sixth, when this podcast will
drop. Saint Nicholas Day used to leave

724
00:52:43,679 --> 00:52:46,119
your shoes out and you would wake
up. My dad had had big bags

725
00:52:46,159 --> 00:52:50,119
of candy that he puts in there, like he you know, sandwich bags

726
00:52:50,159 --> 00:52:52,920
that he filled with m and ms
and kisses and skittles and stuff like that

727
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,239
would be in your bag every year. My brother carries that tradition on with

728
00:52:55,320 --> 00:53:00,480
his kids. I found out today. I thought that was like a somewhere

729
00:53:00,559 --> 00:53:05,519
in Holland, or it was a
Dutch tradition. Finding out that maybe German

730
00:53:06,039 --> 00:53:09,679
and the Germans had something called and
I'm gonna say it wrong, but well

731
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:15,679
it was close. It's like crosspitross
something. I'm just gonna cross, right,

732
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:21,960
Yeah, I'm gonna f it up
with Venus Stitzel. But they've got

733
00:53:22,159 --> 00:53:25,760
like this beast and they say in
some small villages because I watched this thing,

734
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,280
Yeah, like a geddy. They
put on like they'll put they'll get

735
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:34,559
drunk. They'll put on like a
sheep skin and a mask, a wooden

736
00:53:34,639 --> 00:53:37,519
mask, and they run around and
terrorize kids. Fine, sounds horrible,

737
00:53:37,639 --> 00:53:42,039
sounds very German. And I went
wait a second, I go, hey,

738
00:53:42,079 --> 00:53:45,360
wait, wait, wait the Germans
aren't known for terrorizing anybody, not

739
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:49,960
at all. But I go,
but they've done this for years, and

740
00:53:50,079 --> 00:53:52,960
I go, we have the grints. And so I'm watching this interview.

741
00:53:52,079 --> 00:53:54,599
Someone send it to me. It
was Fallin doing it, and I forget

742
00:53:54,639 --> 00:53:59,159
the actor and he's explaining the whole
thing, and then Fallen actually pulls out

743
00:53:59,199 --> 00:54:02,360
the doll of whatever this character is
from Germany and he's going, this is

744
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:06,400
horrible. And then I see the
videos of people doing this to kids with

745
00:54:06,519 --> 00:54:10,000
the Grinch, Like somebody just the
other day put on Facebook. Remember the

746
00:54:10,119 --> 00:54:14,519
time when my dad dressed up and
you see and the kids are sitting on

747
00:54:14,559 --> 00:54:16,840
the couch. One of them's bawling
their eyes. I would punch my old

748
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:20,719
man in the face and go,
cut the shit right. Well, what

749
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,880
about three four, five, six
years old? You're making him a cry?

750
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:29,320
You feel like a big man.
Look at you, laugh, look

751
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,039
at you. You would fuck The
kid's gonna be scarred for life. It

752
00:54:31,079 --> 00:54:35,480
would be funny, like if they
were like, you know, ten twelve

753
00:54:35,679 --> 00:54:38,800
sort of believe. I do not
believe. My father has a story oh

754
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:44,000
boy, yeah, oh about hunting
with a friend. And I'll tell you

755
00:54:44,159 --> 00:54:47,920
more recent story. Yeah, Uh, my dad goes away hunting, and

756
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:52,000
I asked my stepmother. Oh he
still went hunting. Yeah, in a

757
00:54:52,079 --> 00:54:53,840
tree stand, Yeah, with a
gun. Yeah, then he just can

758
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:59,039
diagnose with vertigo. He'll be fine. Oh what can you worry about.

759
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,760
I don't worry abou falling into the
kitchen table. Go get a tuba,

760
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:06,000
dad, Yeah, you're seeing double
you're wabbling all over. Yeah, grab

761
00:55:06,079 --> 00:55:09,719
a gun and going to tree stands. Oh, perfect years ago, this

762
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:13,000
had to be. Let's see,
I'm fifty three and a half, so

763
00:55:14,159 --> 00:55:19,000
fifty years ago. Let's say he
went hunting and they came back from hunting,

764
00:55:19,039 --> 00:55:21,400
and I don't know if he went
drinking with his friend or his friend

765
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:28,400
just went drinking, but they were
smashed. So he gets the deer off

766
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:31,519
his car. Not my father's friend
goes in the it goes in the gridge,

767
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:37,480
grab some red paint paints and nose
red brings out his cheeks and I

768
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:46,639
killed run up hard. Yeah,
horrible. He got over the kids.

769
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:51,000
I think they are five and such
somewhere around that. He was drunk,

770
00:55:51,039 --> 00:55:54,599
thought it was the funniest thing.
So have you been to Christmas parties where

771
00:55:54,679 --> 00:55:58,920
things have gotten out of hand?
I remember one year, like one of

772
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:02,039
the Christmas parties work, all of
a sudden, my date got drunk and

773
00:56:02,119 --> 00:56:06,880
started giving lap dances to people.
Well, that happened at all the Christmas

774
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:10,119
parties in the class, of course, I've seen that. It's nothing new.

775
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:16,239
Does it have to be a Christmas
party? Just a regular like for

776
00:56:16,519 --> 00:56:22,320
July get just too drunken? Yeah? Yeah, but this is usually like

777
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,199
a work funk. They're usually a
work function. You're right, like,

778
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:29,079
yes, like a christ was young
and drinking. I mouthed off a little

779
00:56:29,119 --> 00:56:30,960
bit too, because when you're first
twenty one, you drink as much as

780
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,960
you can. Freeman, free shots
and what did you do? What?

781
00:56:35,119 --> 00:56:37,880
I don't remember. I think it
called the bartender dummy. You know.

782
00:56:37,039 --> 00:56:39,400
She cut me off, and I
was all pissed off, which she had

783
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:45,519
every right to be. I was
told, your boss off, No tell

784
00:56:45,559 --> 00:56:53,519
you, bob, don't expect me
in the hey man. So how about

785
00:56:53,559 --> 00:56:58,679
this? A former Los Angeles area
Taco Bell employees suing the company and a

786
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:04,920
franchise owner after she claims a Christmas
party at the fast food restaurant descended into

787
00:57:05,079 --> 00:57:12,079
a drunken mess that included open sex. Now I don't understand why you just

788
00:57:12,199 --> 00:57:19,800
don't share as Naco Bell ring.
It's too easy a joke. First of

789
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:23,800
all, you I don't have the
managers. You don't have alcohol premise.

790
00:57:24,239 --> 00:57:31,159
Alana Beachium filed her lossuit last week
in Los Angeles Superior Court. In a

791
00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:36,559
suit, she alleges that her supervisor
invited her to the December eighteenth, twenty

792
00:57:36,639 --> 00:57:39,679
twenty two party at the San Pedro
Taco Bell, at which she worked.

793
00:57:40,239 --> 00:57:45,760
She was encouraged to bring food for
a pot luck style buffet, and her

794
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:50,239
contribution was a bowl of guacamole.
Now, why would you bring that one?

795
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,480
They probably have it at Taco Bell. Maybe they don't because it's probably

796
00:57:52,559 --> 00:57:58,559
better. Once she arrived, she
discovered that her supervisor had covered the windows

797
00:57:58,599 --> 00:58:02,719
of the restaurant with wrapping paper and
also covered the cameras for the lobby in

798
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:10,559
the inside of the restaurant. Where
this is going to go ahead, Dougie,

799
00:58:10,639 --> 00:58:15,440
Come on, buddy, you've never
seen videos of this or in the

800
00:58:15,559 --> 00:58:20,400
movies gone Badly. There's no red
flag that goes oh, so nobody can

801
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:23,239
see me and I got big tits
and really young, and they're serving alcohol

802
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:27,440
and there's nothing to record this.
Let me get my phone out and send

803
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:30,000
this to my grandmother. Now wait, when we're done with this story,

804
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:35,840
I have to say I am disappointed
in this. This person, the girl

805
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:38,840
of the manager. The girl.
Okay, keep going. She claims her

806
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:45,639
supervisor provided alcohol to staffer, several
of whom were observed quote unquote to be

807
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:51,440
drinking around midnight. She had stepped
outside for a short time. She walked

808
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:57,880
back into the restaurant and saw a
co worker having sex with his wife in

809
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:04,280
front of everyone at the party.
Okay, okay, right there, right

810
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:10,880
there in the booths, baby sticking
in your booth. The coworkers. The

811
00:59:12,039 --> 00:59:17,920
coworker's wife, this woman claims,
was also kissing her female manager and another

812
00:59:19,079 --> 00:59:22,800
female coworker at the same time.
So her husband's banging her and she's making

813
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:25,480
out with the other chicks. This
is a party, folks, that's right

814
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:30,119
south of the border. Run for
the border. Getting egged freak guacamole.

815
00:59:30,559 --> 00:59:34,119
Now, first of all, how
much you drinking are you in front of

816
00:59:34,199 --> 00:59:37,880
strangers? Or how many sixteen they're
just hey, we're gonna have a or

817
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:42,079
whatever. I don't know that's true. It's usually young people that are working

818
00:59:42,119 --> 00:59:46,199
that underage. Yeah. Uh,
the co worker's wife, let's see shot.

819
00:59:46,519 --> 00:59:52,559
Disgusted and outrage, this woman claims, how could you do that?

820
00:59:52,679 --> 00:59:55,719
That she first ran out of the
restaurant, but then went back inside to

821
00:59:55,840 --> 01:00:05,039
retrieve her guacamole balls. She's come
on, oh fine, and the other

822
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:12,480
coworker involved in the sexual encounter were
vomiting. One threw up in the trash

823
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:22,760
while the other vomited in her quacamole. I don't know why, she says.

824
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:28,000
She reported the incident to Taco Bell
Human Resources. That's it, yeah,

825
01:00:28,559 --> 01:00:32,719
and the Alvarado Restaurant group who owns
the chain. They're a Colorado based

826
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:37,480
franchise e. The manager and other
coworkers involved in the sexual encounter were fired,

827
01:00:37,719 --> 01:00:43,960
Her complaint states. After their termination, this woman alleges she was threatened

828
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:47,840
and had her car window shattered by
someone associated with her former co workers.

829
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:53,320
Taco Bell said the franchisee Taco Bell
in the franchise e quote, did nothing

830
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:58,360
about these threats. Instead told her
that they were transferring her to a new

831
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:01,920
location rather than disciplining the employees who
threatened her. According to her complaint,

832
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:08,920
she eventually quit and alleges that she
has suffered actual consequential and incidental financial losses

833
01:01:09,079 --> 01:01:16,360
after and that Taco Bell violated anti
discrimination laws that go from there too.

834
01:01:16,639 --> 01:01:21,840
Basically speak, here would be my
thing. I'm disgusted doing no, but

835
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:27,639
I mean, nothing happened to you. I think you're going to go to

836
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:32,880
a company Christmas party and people are
gonna start fucking bonus bonus. Well,

837
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:36,599
I don't know what you have in
mind because there's only guys in your podcast,

838
01:01:36,679 --> 01:01:39,280
so I'm out. I mean,
well, you got Laura and Shannon

839
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:43,039
and Stephanie. Yeah, you got
a few, all right, you got

840
01:01:43,039 --> 01:01:45,840
if you I don't expect that to
happen. Hey, Doug, Hey,

841
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:51,119
look what happened over three? Oh
no, but it's a man and his

842
01:01:51,239 --> 01:01:54,159
wife are having sex. The other
people are and you gotta know what's wrong.

843
01:01:55,559 --> 01:01:59,760
But here's my thing. Why are
you going to go tell? What

844
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:02,239
are you going to tell? The
only thing that you should be involved in

845
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:06,960
this is the board of health Because
your bare ass was on a fucking table

846
01:02:07,199 --> 01:02:09,519
with my daughter. I'd be afraid
of going back in there getting raped for

847
01:02:09,599 --> 01:02:13,840
crying out out of there. If
they're doing that with a few drinks,

848
01:02:14,159 --> 01:02:17,079
yeah, you know, or somebody
nudges her. Hey, why get involved

849
01:02:17,559 --> 01:02:21,559
you know what I would I wouldn't
have gone back. I would have called

850
01:02:21,559 --> 01:02:23,800
the police. Suppress you didn't call
her father? Yeah, you know what,

851
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:25,760
you would have called the police.
Oh, I don't know what to

852
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:32,119
do. Yeah, if I would
call my daughter. Doug got Hey,

853
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:37,760
Doug Man, Hey, you gotta
see what you can do with the burrito.

854
01:02:39,519 --> 01:02:47,360
Do you ever hear those You ever
hear those? Ship? I'm just

855
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:50,960
thinking, was it? Yes?
I understand if it's an underage guy.

856
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:52,119
I don't know how old this woman
was. I don't know if this was

857
01:02:52,239 --> 01:02:55,519
all people over the age of twenty
one. It doesn't say it sounds like

858
01:02:55,559 --> 01:02:59,039
a free for all. It sounds, hey, we're gonna close it down,

859
01:02:59,079 --> 01:03:01,119
We're gonna out fuck the and who
knows what's gonna happen. I will

860
01:03:01,199 --> 01:03:05,920
tell you that years ago, there
was a guy who was on the radio

861
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,800
and he was getting married and he
had a bachelor party, and they had

862
01:03:09,719 --> 01:03:15,639
strippers all of a sudden come into
the bachelor party, and these girls were

863
01:03:15,079 --> 01:03:22,159
all over each other and they used
the double dong thing of themselves and all

864
01:03:22,239 --> 01:03:28,440
this, and then one of them, the guy sat in the chair and

865
01:03:28,519 --> 01:03:31,039
one of them was like sixty nine
of them in the chair basically right,

866
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:37,480
and then another girl they're passing around
and guys are linking no, yeah,

867
01:03:37,199 --> 01:03:40,199
and of course I've seen it.
And they get three hundred dollars each.

868
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:44,280
Better be a lot of tips.
The more tips you get, the longer

869
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:46,159
will stay. That's the first thing. Let me tell you something like I

870
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:52,480
saw this. Now, I was
like, to me, here's here,

871
01:03:52,519 --> 01:03:57,079
Here's how I describe myself. If
I see a woman in yoga pants and

872
01:03:57,280 --> 01:04:00,320
she's got a nice body, it
has no interest to me. If I

873
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:04,360
see a woman who looks like her
ass is a bag of nickels inside yoga

874
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:08,480
pants, I can't stop staring at
this. Do you understand what I'm saying,

875
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,679
Like when I see bad shit go
down, I don't want to partake,

876
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,960
but I want to fucking watch.
Do you understand what I'm saying?

877
01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:17,519
Yes, I do. I want
to watch. I want to see what's

878
01:04:17,559 --> 01:04:19,880
gonna happen next. And there was
a guy and he's no longer on the

879
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:23,559
planet, and he was a boss
at the radio station. All of a

880
01:04:23,599 --> 01:04:27,440
sudden, I see his bald head
and I see his face buried ready,

881
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:30,519
and I go, oh my god, this is this is how you and

882
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:35,000
I left shortly after that. I
was not I was at the bachelor party.

883
01:04:35,239 --> 01:04:39,760
Absolutely I was, but I didn't
go call. Now it's a bachelor

884
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,960
party, way different than going to
a Taco Bell Christmas party. I will

885
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,119
admit that, Hey, trust me
when they have enough booze. Uh.

886
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:50,079
You know when I used to manage
the blue room, will you managed a

887
01:04:50,119 --> 01:04:54,000
blue room? Yeah? Oh before
I got sold? Okay, yeah,

888
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:59,480
I mean there was plenty of dares, playing darts for shots and take your

889
01:04:59,519 --> 01:05:01,360
top off if I can get three
bulls eye and you know, leave it

890
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:05,320
at six o'clock and more with a
big smile, and anything could happen.

891
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:09,559
But that's different. Look, I
will admit that if you were at the

892
01:05:10,199 --> 01:05:13,440
place, is right. That is
all saying anything could happen, Anything can

893
01:05:13,519 --> 01:05:16,639
happen, right, But I would
say, now, you're right, I

894
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:23,239
am taking in me as a guy
not feeling threatened by this at all,

895
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:27,400
actually entertained, maybe a little grossed
out, depending on how these people looked,

896
01:05:28,079 --> 01:05:34,559
you know, maybe trying to sneak
a little snell phone christ. I

897
01:05:34,679 --> 01:05:38,880
would not go file a complaint about
this. I may quit. I mean,

898
01:05:39,079 --> 01:05:42,119
you guys are fucked up, man, But I don't you know,

899
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:45,639
well, she file a complaint.
Now she's scared that. They're well,

900
01:05:47,039 --> 01:05:50,679
yeah, that's and that I do
believe. I believe that this poor girl

901
01:05:50,679 --> 01:05:54,719
probably just wanted to have a job, pay your bills and that is and

902
01:05:54,840 --> 01:06:00,880
her goddamn glackamolliball got ruined because somebody
puked in it and his wife, what

903
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:02,239
are you thinking? Just leave the
fucking bowl, go to a dollar store

904
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:06,320
to do it? Wasn't that the
guy that Jeffrey Dahmer his last victim,

905
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:10,079
he figured out how to get out
of the place, and the cop said

906
01:06:10,159 --> 01:06:12,920
go back there, and he was
so distraught that he went back there to

907
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:15,639
try to get his jacket or something. Yes, and they're like, what

908
01:06:15,719 --> 01:06:17,199
are you doing? I was out
of my mind. I couldn't believe what

909
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:21,159
was happening. And uh, yeah, that's what happened. So maybe there

910
01:06:21,239 --> 01:06:24,880
was the same way with her.
I like to know how old this woman

911
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,440
is, That's what I would to
It doesn't give me any ages, it

912
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:30,039
doesn't tell me anything like that.
I just saw that it wasn't over sixty

913
01:06:30,119 --> 01:06:33,960
five. I know that she was
not. She wanted to be making guacamole

914
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:41,000
guam. I couldn't. I kept
going have you ever heard I've never heard

915
01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:44,039
of a party like that. Now
I have heard of people at parties,

916
01:06:44,519 --> 01:06:46,559
you know, all of a sudden, like but more summertime. I have

917
01:06:46,639 --> 01:06:49,559
a summertime party and all of a
sudden, two people stripped out and then

918
01:06:49,599 --> 01:06:53,559
they're going at it in the pool
and you don't want to Oh I did

919
01:06:53,639 --> 01:06:58,440
that? Yeah at a party.
Yeah, like a family party. There's

920
01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:03,840
a think about it two year old? Yeah, I see the girl in

921
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:08,119
the pool, and then I went
in and just I would just stay in

922
01:07:08,159 --> 01:07:11,679
there till everybody left. What do
you mean he stayed in the delivery?

923
01:07:12,039 --> 01:07:16,320
She naked? Yeah, it's wonderful. Whose pool was it? I can't

924
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:19,519
say what do you mean? You
can't I can't say, are not they're

925
01:07:19,559 --> 01:07:28,599
not married anymore? But uh oh
yeah, any bad stuff. But you

926
01:07:28,719 --> 01:07:32,639
worked in what I always what was
it? Technology? But I worked for

927
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:38,719
a financial firm, work for a
startup, and these people are the startups

928
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:43,320
can get a little wild. Yeah, it's the Christmas party. I'm trying

929
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:49,920
to think, like everybody wants some
Christmas balls on their chin. My Christmas

930
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:55,199
balls are on your chin? Where
am I? Nothing ever? Really exciting

931
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:58,840
happened? No, those stories are
far and few in between. I feel

932
01:07:59,079 --> 01:08:05,199
it's just mean house letters. I
love those. Oh yes, party,

933
01:08:05,679 --> 01:08:11,800
somebody sent you up all the letters. Okay, Well if your secret sand

934
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:15,239
is still out there, yeah,
Bill got the DVD player. Somebody to

935
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:18,399
watch my movie. I'm just saying
it's truth. You know it's true.

936
01:08:18,399 --> 01:08:21,319
But maybe if somebody sucking in front
of the TV, well, was that

937
01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:27,840
you'd watch it? Somebody sent somebody
sent last night, Ah a pillow to

938
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:30,399
Mark with his face on it,
like a pillow of him saying oh I

939
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:35,039
saw that. Yeah, and an
ornament that's on the tree of gingerbread people,

940
01:08:35,239 --> 01:08:40,039
uh going down a doggie style.
Send it to Mark. Send it,

941
01:08:40,119 --> 01:08:43,359
yeah, we send it here.
The tree was for the ornament was

942
01:08:43,399 --> 01:08:46,479
for this tree here right. And
then the pillow it was to America Mark

943
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:49,800
Hillman, No it was. It
wasn't to care. It was sent to

944
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:54,279
the show. The pillow was from
Mark. The ornaments for the tree.

945
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,279
They knew Mark was gonna be okay. They sent me a message saying,

946
01:08:57,680 --> 01:09:00,520
if Mark comes in and you see
a package, open it, have Mark

947
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:03,039
open it. And Mark opened it
and there was his face on a pillow

948
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:08,520
and you don't know what's from no, because the person, so Mark looks

949
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:13,000
up the return address and it happens
to be a strip joint in Syracuse,

950
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:17,720
So we're assuming no. And the
person's last name is Hunt common Mic.

951
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:24,279
Yeah, so you know, either
way, a lot of effort went into

952
01:09:24,319 --> 01:09:28,920
that. A lot of effort went
into that Taco Bell. Yeah, you

953
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:34,000
know what it did smell a little
bit like Chipotle, I mean from the

954
01:09:34,079 --> 01:09:39,079
Alpine the Alpine Club. I don't
know. All right, well, we'll

955
01:09:39,159 --> 01:09:42,359
take a moment. I just love
that story from I'm just picturing this in

956
01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:45,359
my head, like Taco Bell.
It goes like this guy went through all

957
01:09:45,399 --> 01:09:48,279
the effort to play Christmas paper over
the windows, over the cameras. He

958
01:09:48,399 --> 01:09:53,479
knew, he knew from when they
were going, and he knew what something

959
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:56,760
was going to happen. Yeah,
like this, there was a plan and

960
01:09:56,880 --> 01:10:00,720
this guy's head. He covered the
cameras, he co the windows, he

961
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:03,479
knew what he was doing. I
would think they were looking to have an

962
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:06,399
orgy. Well it kind of sounds
like that, or they got together and

963
01:10:06,479 --> 01:10:11,039
had it somewhere else after hours and
then they're like, okay, let's have

964
01:10:11,079 --> 01:10:14,079
a Christmas party. You really see
what we can bring in? Yeah,

965
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:16,560
recruit. Maybe Brianna will jump in. I love to do that. You

966
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:23,239
know, maybe Becky or whatever,
you know that I really got so he

967
01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:28,319
flew right off your talk. Just
what we're saying that I was naked with

968
01:10:28,439 --> 01:10:30,800
a woman. That's the only,
the only story. I'm saying. You

969
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:33,319
a shot to get on the nice
list. It's probably a long shot.

970
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:36,000
If I get on the nice list. The bills are making the playoffs.

971
01:10:36,079 --> 01:10:40,840
That's what I'm saying. It's with
Becky and Brianna. Oh my god.

972
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:45,119
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974
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975
01:10:53,319 --> 01:11:00,399
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976
01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:02,960
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977
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01:11:19,439 --> 01:11:23,159
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985
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:39,000
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986
01:11:39,079 --> 01:11:42,800
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987
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:46,239
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988
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989
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990
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991
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01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:29,960
go, and then make a I
don't know diagonal into bTB. Watch the

1011
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,760
game. They got over fifty TVs. While you're watching the game, why

1012
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:36,479
not have the most unique burger I
have ever had. It is fantastic,

1013
01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:41,399
the French toast burger. This burger
is so good you may forget about the

1014
01:13:41,479 --> 01:13:44,840
game. You may be cheering just
for the food that's on your plate.

1015
01:13:45,039 --> 01:13:47,279
Half pound burger, cheese, bacon, egg, sausage, gravy which I

1016
01:13:47,359 --> 01:13:50,520
wasn't sure how that was gonna go. Fantastic, and it's between two pieces

1017
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:55,720
of sour dough French toast. Sour
dough French toasts. They don't even skip

1018
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:59,000
at the French toast. You can
have that served with fries, but I

1019
01:13:59,159 --> 01:14:03,800
highly recommend you get the ranch chips. Fantastic. They even have cocktail specials.

1020
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:06,359
You can have a Mary margarita while
you're there, or maybe you want

1021
01:14:06,399 --> 01:14:11,399
to try Santa's Little Helper. It's
chocolate vodka, espressol liqueur cream to cocoa

1022
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:15,840
mocha cream. Delicious. bTB wood
Fire Pizza and grill make a button hook

1023
01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:18,119
right in that side entrance. No, I don't know where you are,

1024
01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:21,560
but you will bTB wood Fire,
Pizza and grill on the wall at Grease

1025
01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:33,600
Ridge. Gentlemen, at this time, keep your hands and feet inside the

1026
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:36,880
cart till the ride comes to a
complete staff come in to the stage for

1027
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:40,239
one, two, three songs.
You know where you love her? You

1028
01:14:40,319 --> 01:14:44,399
can't get enough. Fucker making you
harder than Chinese or is particular? Get

1029
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:55,760
ready for chastity from Taco Bell,
can't what your order? Do you want?

1030
01:14:58,039 --> 01:15:02,439
Buy one? Get three Dream?
Johnny Resnick fifty eight years old on

1031
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:06,880
December fifth. Most people will be
listening to this on the sixth. But

1032
01:15:08,199 --> 01:15:11,279
is his birthday? How old?
Fifty eight? You know who else is

1033
01:15:11,319 --> 01:15:16,159
fifty eight? Marisitome baby, shut
up? Yes, really the hottest.

1034
01:15:17,039 --> 01:15:20,359
What if you had one thing you
could eat for the rest of your life,

1035
01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:25,520
it'd be Marisito. Man, That's
why. But I tell you what

1036
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:28,880
if you ask any I tell you
I was thinking about this. You could

1037
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:32,840
make a men if girls could reenact
Marisito. May in my cousin Vinie,

1038
01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:39,439
My cousin Vinnie was she was so
cood like that in your courtroom scene.

1039
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:43,640
So many women that is like coming
home three in the morning and putting on

1040
01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:46,039
us you just flip through, you
know, smoking a bandit and like,

1041
01:15:46,399 --> 01:15:50,239
I gotta watch this for women it's
Roadhouse, and my cousin Vinnie well,

1042
01:15:50,319 --> 01:15:56,600
for women, women love Roadhouse.
Shut the flip off. I'm really now

1043
01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:59,359
I'm women listening. Hang on a
second. Now, you're making me a

1044
01:15:59,399 --> 01:16:02,560
little self just because one of my
favorite movies of all time is Roadhouse.

1045
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:06,319
Yeah. OK, because it's a
piece of shit. It is a garbage,

1046
01:16:06,399 --> 01:16:10,560
piece of shit movie, and I
love it. I love it because

1047
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,760
it was, like I remember in
nineteen eighty seven or eighty eight it came

1048
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:15,880
out. I'm very disappointed that they're
trying to remake it. I'm hearing the

1049
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:19,479
Amazon Prime is rewriting the whole thing. He's supposed to be like a UFC

1050
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:24,199
fighter. It's uh, Jake Gyllenhall
or whatever is in this. But they're

1051
01:16:24,239 --> 01:16:27,479
they're they're fucking with the whole thing. Like the director's pissed and the east

1052
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:30,640
pissed and a producer's pist But I
love that movie and I have a friend

1053
01:16:32,159 --> 01:16:36,039
Patrick Swayze. That's why they watched
That's why women love it. And you

1054
01:16:36,119 --> 01:16:43,640
know who else is in it.
Yes, tell me beef, it's what's

1055
01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:50,239
for breakfast? An actor that Sam
Ally so younger old, you're getting young

1056
01:16:50,319 --> 01:16:56,119
Patrick's for breakfast? And by the
way, yeah, what else was Patrick

1057
01:16:56,159 --> 01:17:00,680
Swayze? And that women love?
Oh that fucking dirty danced woman wants to

1058
01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:01,520
be held up in the air.
Now you get to you know what I

1059
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:04,840
love with his shirt off. Let
me tell you this. They try to

1060
01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:10,279
reenact that movements and ship and you
see more fails for women that have come

1061
01:17:10,399 --> 01:17:16,960
up with broken noses, chip teeth
because that because they try to she goes

1062
01:17:17,079 --> 01:17:20,600
like he goes, I got you. Yeah, you know she put on

1063
01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:25,159
a few fucking pounds. It's the
last time you tried it since her first

1064
01:17:25,479 --> 01:17:34,520
look hides a lot of pounds.
Terrible. Why they were white? I

1065
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:43,560
know what movie is this from?
I don't know any of Angels. Nicholas

1066
01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:49,239
Cage and before playing making her look
like a joy, she really did a

1067
01:17:49,359 --> 01:17:56,079
beautiful face with that. It's tough
because and I remember being out in l

1068
01:17:56,159 --> 01:18:00,880
A and you saw women who one
and radio had been in Playboy, and

1069
01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:03,720
she had done all this stuff and
I was interviewing for a job with her.

1070
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:08,279
Person goes to me, don't don't
look at her face, and you

1071
01:18:08,359 --> 01:18:11,960
know she had a lot of plastic
surgery, and I think it's who is

1072
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:16,560
this ellen ka ellen k. Yeah. She was part of Rick D's show

1073
01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:20,159
for many years and then she was
on with a face for radio. She

1074
01:18:20,319 --> 01:18:26,000
was really pretty, but she had
tried to stay you know, through the

1075
01:18:26,039 --> 01:18:30,119
plastic surgery, to stay looking younger. And it wasn't terrible, but it

1076
01:18:30,239 --> 01:18:34,319
was bachelor had a little I mean, yeah, it shy in a different

1077
01:18:34,359 --> 01:18:40,920
places. I understand. Maybe nack
my friend a lift. I know a

1078
01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:43,640
lot of women if they could have
plastic surgery, they would say, I

1079
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:45,920
just want to lift. They don't
want bigger boobs, They just want to

1080
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:50,359
bring them up a little bit.
Huh. Not anybody fucking on the floor,

1081
01:18:50,399 --> 01:18:53,600
but they talk about getting a lift. I think this is amazing.

1082
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:58,680
You should be a consultant for for
women, for women for like a plastic

1083
01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:00,960
surgery place. Hey you know,
a little little lift, me a little

1084
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:06,119
lift. What was the movie?
Was it Summer Rental where John Candy and

1085
01:19:06,239 --> 01:19:10,119
the girl she had the move?
Since she comes over, she goes,

1086
01:19:10,199 --> 01:19:12,199
can you feel these? And he
doesn't know what to do. The guy

1087
01:19:12,239 --> 01:19:15,199
comes out and goes what are you
doing? You have showing your titty agains

1088
01:19:15,279 --> 01:19:17,119
again. It's like, I love
that movie. I love them. Did

1089
01:19:17,119 --> 01:19:25,039
you ever see wedding crashers Sigourney not
Sigourney were Jane? Yeah, she goes

1090
01:19:25,199 --> 01:19:29,359
like, my tits just just got
them done. Now. I watched that

1091
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:31,640
movie in the theater with my mother, my sister, and brother in law.

1092
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:34,560
My mother is right next to me. I don't know if it's because

1093
01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:39,640
I think because my mother was right
next to me. I laughed so hard

1094
01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:43,399
at that movie because we didn't know
what it was going into it, and

1095
01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:46,479
uh, we just had the part
of Vince vaugh getting jerked off unneath the

1096
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:49,720
table. And I'm next to my
mother, I'm crying. I when I

1097
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:54,680
laugh, I laugh loud when it's
funny. And then you know, like

1098
01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:57,279
my tits, I just had him
done. And then she's like, you're

1099
01:19:57,359 --> 01:20:04,039
filthy co where they built for speed
with the old sip the old Sailors still

1100
01:20:04,079 --> 01:20:10,199
in the house. What I said
the other night, I love that movie.

1101
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:13,800
That was one of my favorite movies
of all time. Absolutely, you

1102
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:15,279
know what, I'll tell you some
of my favorites. I'm getting some likes

1103
01:20:15,359 --> 01:20:18,720
on the Facebook post and I want
to give a shout out Debt Bishop from

1104
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:20,880
the Beast Cancer Coalition. Yeah,
I don't know her. Yeah, we

1105
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:25,279
gave her a check for twenty three
thousand dollars. Yeah. Yeah, to

1106
01:20:25,359 --> 01:20:29,520
add to all the other stuff going
in. You got mister Jimmy White or

1107
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:32,039
is he likes to be called Jimmer? That is not my favorite name.

1108
01:20:32,079 --> 01:20:36,840
He does the white trash. Oh
yeah, and his fiance Sandra ed Dolan

1109
01:20:36,920 --> 01:20:41,680
Kevinzona ed Dolan would be my I
believe it's my own You're uncle oay,

1110
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:45,920
I think so. Grive Xannon Kim
Hallick Rob is a guy who wants to

1111
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:48,720
start his own podcast okay, and
reached out to me and he wants to

1112
01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:53,840
do it about being a divorced middle
aged guy. And he bought his own

1113
01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:57,840
equipment, and uh, I was
gonna show him how to storyboards my ideas

1114
01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:00,800
and work it out. A divorce
middle aged guy wants to talk about this

1115
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:02,760
in a regular I guess, so
you know what it would be life at

1116
01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:04,760
that age. I mean, if
you could do it, if you did

1117
01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:09,960
it, I have no interest.
And I am that guy. As long

1118
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:15,800
as you has some Taco bell story, that's rights. I don't know.

1119
01:21:15,159 --> 01:21:20,199
No, Becky Decane Decan. I
don't know Jimmy Lynch, Charlene Clement.

1120
01:21:20,399 --> 01:21:25,600
Aren't these your friends? I'm not
they they're friends with Biller, Bill fi

1121
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:30,880
Cal Gallagher, Dwayne Bond. I
appreciate father Dave Ful. Yeah yeah,

1122
01:21:31,119 --> 01:21:34,760
Dave Phelps. You got to ask
about the Rudolph the Red Nose range.

1123
01:21:38,439 --> 01:21:41,319
I am. I want to pat
myself on the back for a minute.

1124
01:21:41,319 --> 01:21:45,640
Today. I was a bit of
a hero today. I read that eight

1125
01:21:45,720 --> 01:21:50,840
and ten adults have flushed something they
shouldn't have down the toilet now, like

1126
01:21:51,159 --> 01:21:57,640
grease, right, sometimes drugs,
And I supposed to flush those down the

1127
01:21:57,680 --> 01:22:03,479
toilet. The drug I flushed cigarette
butts. People flust those down the toilet.

1128
01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:11,199
Not supposed to condoms. Condoms definitely
because they could snag. I clogged

1129
01:22:11,279 --> 01:22:15,439
my toilet like bad, bad bad. Every week you have a toilet story

1130
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:21,800
or hang on poopy story storyboards,
storyboard. I'm telling the truth. I

1131
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:27,000
am telling the truth here. And
I woke up this morning and I lifted

1132
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:30,199
the litters like pikapoo. There it
was so I tried to I went and

1133
01:22:30,239 --> 01:22:33,960
I boiled hot water and I was
trying to dump it in there and flush

1134
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:38,520
at the same time. Well it
started the crest. There's nothing I could

1135
01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:41,800
do. Did you have what they
call nowadays a plunger? I didn't.

1136
01:22:42,279 --> 01:22:48,880
This is why I'm a huge hang
on. I was getting to a point

1137
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:51,239
where I'm like, I gotta I
have to go to the bathroom. I

1138
01:22:51,319 --> 01:22:56,279
don't have enough time to get to
ACE or to home depot. So I

1139
01:22:56,479 --> 01:23:00,880
call down. Because I live in
a place that has a maintenance crew,

1140
01:23:01,399 --> 01:23:05,479
I call down and I say,
can they bring a plunder? And she

1141
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:09,359
says to me, well, they
can handle it for you. That's what

1142
01:23:09,479 --> 01:23:11,760
we do. And I said,
no, no, no, this is

1143
01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:17,279
just yes, just drop just draw
a taco bell emergency and now the story

1144
01:23:17,319 --> 01:23:20,960
you're here in La drop drop the
thing. So all of a sudden,

1145
01:23:21,039 --> 01:23:26,800
ten minutes later, I am I'm
touching stick, I'm crashing myself, and

1146
01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:30,279
I hear ding dong, and I
go bolting down the stairs and there's the

1147
01:23:30,399 --> 01:23:33,079
happy young maintenance guy. Hey,
Bill, we'll take care of it.

1148
01:23:33,159 --> 01:23:36,439
I go, no, you won't. I go leave the bucket, lead

1149
01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:41,439
the plunger. I will have it
washed, bleached and sitting back out here

1150
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:45,399
in fifteen minutes. And I went
upstairs and I plunged that shit, cleaned

1151
01:23:45,399 --> 01:23:51,079
it all up, scrubbed the floor, watched. I am a hero because

1152
01:23:51,079 --> 01:23:55,520
I'll tell you what. These guys, maintenance guys have gone and gone to

1153
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:58,720
these other luxury places where I live. And I know they've had to do

1154
01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:01,159
it because when I called, they
said, we'll handle it for you,

1155
01:24:01,199 --> 01:24:02,960
and I go, no, you
don't have to. You know, some

1156
01:24:03,159 --> 01:24:11,359
Ethelo's push some want of Doug's dates. So when's the parade for their float?

1157
01:24:11,439 --> 01:24:15,680
I want everything on the flow.
When was this today today? Now?

1158
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:19,439
Between this morning and tonight, have
you bought a plunger in case it

1159
01:24:19,479 --> 01:24:27,159
happens? No? Dog, Sorry, I think I think that's the first

1160
01:24:27,239 --> 01:24:30,399
thing I would do. You want
to send a gift? Yeah, oh

1161
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:34,920
gifts gifts. Send send a plunger
to Bill. Go to the dollar store.

1162
01:24:35,279 --> 01:24:39,159
That was fill up a box.
Very heroic. I didn't have somebody

1163
01:24:39,199 --> 01:24:42,239
else come in tomorrow. It's something
you never want to borrow. That was

1164
01:24:42,279 --> 01:24:45,239
a human smoothie in there. I'm
telling you, Oh God, you know

1165
01:24:45,319 --> 01:24:47,199
the last time you had to take
a dump taking his kid to the airport.

1166
01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:51,720
You're like, I think it's take
my kid to the airport. I'm

1167
01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:55,159
gonna losing him, Like No,
it's like I took my kid at the

1168
01:24:55,199 --> 01:24:59,399
airport. I had to take a
dump like. This isn't sentimental, ID

1169
01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:03,239
it's a plumbing running. Yes,
it's the thing. By the way,

1170
01:25:03,359 --> 01:25:06,920
I did see where somebody did this, and I applaud this person, and

1171
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:11,439
I don't think they should have been
fired. A lot of people try to

1172
01:25:11,479 --> 01:25:15,119
get an increase in their salary,
and but there if you have if you're

1173
01:25:15,159 --> 01:25:19,319
making a certain amount of money,
it's hard to find you. A lot

1174
01:25:19,359 --> 01:25:23,359
of times you can find something that
would be a lateral move, but not

1175
01:25:23,479 --> 01:25:27,920
something that's necessarily an increase. Would
that be fair to say? So let's

1176
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:30,199
say, for example, you're making
fifty grand. It might be easy to

1177
01:25:30,279 --> 01:25:34,319
find a job that's paying you six
fifty grand somewhere else. But why would

1178
01:25:34,319 --> 01:25:36,840
you make that move. You'd want
to make at least seventy five that kind

1179
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:45,159
of jump. So a guy in
Baltimore was working for the city and he

1180
01:25:45,399 --> 01:25:48,960
dummied up a fake job and said
he got an offer and it was like

1181
01:25:49,079 --> 01:25:54,199
twenty five thousand dollars more, and
so they wanted to hold them. They

1182
01:25:54,239 --> 01:25:57,760
wanted to keep them, so he's
ready to They were going to increase his

1183
01:25:57,880 --> 01:26:02,439
pay but they wanted to call this
other place to make sure to just say

1184
01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:10,479
you got it. They found out
it was completely made up. It didn't

1185
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:14,439
exist, and they fired him,
and they fired him. Motherfucker got and

1186
01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:17,560
lost a six figure job over this
shit. While you roll the dice,

1187
01:26:18,960 --> 01:26:24,399
you got to know that I were
only allowed to ask certain questions or it's

1188
01:26:24,399 --> 01:26:28,319
against the law, Like if somebody
calls you for restaurant reference in retail,

1189
01:26:28,399 --> 01:26:31,000
and this was thirty forty years ago, you were only allowed to say that

1190
01:26:31,079 --> 01:26:38,159
they worked for you from June oh, twenty fifteen to July twenty eighteen.

1191
01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:41,439
And that's it. You can't say
good or bad because then if they find

1192
01:26:41,479 --> 01:26:44,079
out, they can see you.
So he should have went about it better

1193
01:26:44,119 --> 01:26:47,239
than that. And I had a
friend. He was working for a rolling

1194
01:26:47,319 --> 01:26:50,800
Stone. I met him out in
California, and very smart guy, very

1195
01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:54,479
talented. He got a job offer, he went for a one day interview,

1196
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,960
flew to New York, and the
interview went back and he had a

1197
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,319
board meeting and he goes, Hey, I'm not leaving or anything, but

1198
01:27:00,359 --> 01:27:04,520
I just won't let you know that
I was made an offer of this amount

1199
01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:06,800
of money, So I'm just gonna
let everybody know, and he got a

1200
01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:10,760
raise in it with it next week, right. A lot of times it'll

1201
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:14,560
happen. I mean, I've had
I had similar things in radio where I

1202
01:27:14,680 --> 01:27:19,239
had a job offer in another city
and uh, they didn't match it,

1203
01:27:19,359 --> 01:27:23,640
but they kept but they also threatened
to assume me for breach of contract.

1204
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:28,800
You had a centate contract when you're
on radio, Huh I did? Yeah?

1205
01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:31,399
Yeah, not everybody, not everybody, just the chal just not the

1206
01:27:31,520 --> 01:27:36,399
top dogs had cheese the numeral you
know. Let me let me tell you

1207
01:27:36,479 --> 01:27:41,399
what the best thing is those radio
contracts, and probably any contract. It's

1208
01:27:41,439 --> 01:27:45,239
really just supposed to be the rules
by which we play right in case things

1209
01:27:45,399 --> 01:27:47,760
in case shit falls apart, and
it's always in favor of the employer.

1210
01:27:48,399 --> 01:27:53,520
But the uh, I I had
so much stuff taken out of it because

1211
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:57,239
I had somebody who represented me that
did all that stuff. I had things

1212
01:27:57,319 --> 01:28:00,279
taken out of it that I mean, and no fucking employees Christmas party.

1213
01:28:00,399 --> 01:28:03,359
No, I was allowed. I
was totally allowed. You have to do

1214
01:28:03,439 --> 01:28:05,600
that. No, a matter of
fact, it's called the Taco Bell class

1215
01:28:08,159 --> 01:28:13,760
run for the border. No,
there were things like you needed. They

1216
01:28:13,880 --> 01:28:17,319
had to come to thirty days before
to let you know if they were going

1217
01:28:17,359 --> 01:28:20,840
to review. So so really they
would wait till the last minute, so

1218
01:28:20,880 --> 01:28:24,600
you couldn't really find another job if
they were going to do this, and

1219
01:28:25,079 --> 01:28:28,239
I got it moved to ninety days. It was just minor things like that,

1220
01:28:28,359 --> 01:28:31,920
but they don't they really make it
in favor other bullshit things like,

1221
01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:36,119
uh, you know one company,
I'll have you to do free endorsements and

1222
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:40,880
stuff like that. You know,
they want you to do one free before

1223
01:28:40,920 --> 01:28:44,720
they pay it. I had all
that shit. Yeah, take it out,

1224
01:28:44,840 --> 01:28:47,640
take it out. Take well,
not freebies, but it was just

1225
01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:54,920
it was just bullshit stuff. It's
it's shitty they do such dumb Radio is

1226
01:28:55,920 --> 01:29:00,479
is and I'm sure any industry,
but it was always like just some of

1227
01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:03,039
the shittiest stuff that I had ever
seen go down in terms of the way

1228
01:29:03,039 --> 01:29:05,600
they would treat some of the employees, not all of them, but some

1229
01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:09,399
of them. And I remember we
had a it was Danny. It was

1230
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:12,520
Danny who was producing the show I
was on, and they came to me

1231
01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:15,479
and said, no, I know, but it was your footy, yeah,

1232
01:29:15,520 --> 01:29:21,119
your foodie the uh but Danny was
uh wanted. So I said to

1233
01:29:21,159 --> 01:29:24,520
them, listen Why did he just
give him the amount of same amount of

1234
01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:26,640
vacation, Like, we can't get
him right, go give them the same

1235
01:29:26,640 --> 01:29:28,800
amount of vacation as the rest of
us. So when we're off, the

1236
01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:30,720
whole show's off. Well, we
can't do that. What if one of

1237
01:29:30,720 --> 01:29:34,119
the other producers found out? I
go, what if they did? And

1238
01:29:34,199 --> 01:29:38,760
she's like, well, I mean, I go, this isn't we gave

1239
01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:41,640
a mouse a cookie, He's gonna
want a glass of milk. Nobody should

1240
01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:43,960
know what's in anybody else. Well, people talk. I go, Okay,

1241
01:29:44,279 --> 01:29:45,239
I work for the same company,
and I have a buddy who's in

1242
01:29:45,279 --> 01:29:49,079
Seattle and he's from Austin, and
this company that we all worked for,

1243
01:29:49,359 --> 01:29:55,680
they're building him studios in Austin so
he can broadcast back to Seattle. I'm

1244
01:29:55,760 --> 01:29:58,119
going back to Poughkeepsie. I want
the same thing. I go, you're

1245
01:29:58,159 --> 01:30:01,239
fucking idiot. This is the dumbest
sh normal It's like. But that was

1246
01:30:01,359 --> 01:30:03,760
the thinking in radio. A lot
of times. It made no sense,

1247
01:30:04,119 --> 01:30:08,319
no sense, And now we're here
it's like a strip club. Yes,

1248
01:30:08,479 --> 01:30:12,399
oh that made no sense. A
couple of things made sense, all right,

1249
01:30:12,439 --> 01:30:16,199
Doug, you're excited now? Yes? About what Thursday. Yes,

1250
01:30:16,439 --> 01:30:19,880
yes, I'm ready. Who's coming
Thursday? Mike Dan Brough? No,

1251
01:30:19,960 --> 01:30:24,880
no, no, to see you
like your parents coming? I think my

1252
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:27,920
parents are coming Saturday. Oh they
are? What show? I think the

1253
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:31,239
early show seven o'clock, seven o'clock, at nine o'clock. I don't know.

1254
01:30:31,359 --> 01:30:33,600
I might come to the seven and
sit with your dad. I love

1255
01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:38,800
it. I love death Dave,
I do. I think Dave is great.

1256
01:30:39,159 --> 01:30:43,000
Yeah, let's go about to hear
the Reindeer. Well you when?

1257
01:30:43,159 --> 01:30:45,439
When? What show? Will you
be most relaxed at the last? Idea?

1258
01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:48,399
Probably the last one? Yeah,
by then you'll know. But I

1259
01:30:48,479 --> 01:30:50,600
think after your first night. Well, if you come to the last one,

1260
01:30:50,600 --> 01:30:53,520
we can have a couple of drinks
together for the first time. I

1261
01:30:53,560 --> 01:31:01,600
don't think we've had a drink together. Oh that's the outside coffee done that.

1262
01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:08,520
Doug Phelps should have been Headlining's wrong
with you? Guys? We went

1263
01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:12,000
to see Dan's band one time.
We left early there. Yeah, yeah,

1264
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:15,840
we did. What's the name of
his band? It used to be

1265
01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:23,359
Diggler's Bridge now it's something that no
vanity projectity project, don't know, don't

1266
01:31:23,399 --> 01:31:27,560
know yet was the name they tried. Yeah, that was an you too.

1267
01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:32,239
It is gonna be you. Also, I'm very excited. I think

1268
01:31:32,239 --> 01:31:35,560
everybody needs to come out and see
Doug. And I will say this all

1269
01:31:35,960 --> 01:31:43,640
all silliness aside. Danberd does not
disappoint anybody. Is phenomenal. It's very

1270
01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:46,319
funny, yes, and likable,
and he has a lot of people who

1271
01:31:46,640 --> 01:31:49,600
really enjoyed. You know, he's
many years he was here, he grew

1272
01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:56,239
up here, and I believe so. Yeah, so this will be good.

1273
01:31:56,279 --> 01:31:59,880
This is like a hometown show.
You're the funniest guys from the area.

1274
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:04,399
Carlson co Comedy, Carlson dot Com. Pick your show one Thursday,

1275
01:32:04,439 --> 01:32:08,039
two Friday, or two Saturday.
It's Carlson. I know they fuck it

1276
01:32:08,119 --> 01:32:11,159
up. It's weird. It's Carlson
Coomedy dot Com. I don't know why

1277
01:32:11,239 --> 01:32:14,439
they do that. Carlson Comedy dot
Com. Yeah, get your show,

1278
01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:18,680
you locked in. Come have a
couple, a couple of drinks. I

1279
01:32:18,720 --> 01:32:24,720
went there last Thursday. I left
my ass off. Yes, you told

1280
01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:27,359
me about Rich I really liked.
I had a couple of Dirty Martinez,

1281
01:32:27,399 --> 01:32:30,720
a couple of Genny Lights and I'm
after, uh the show. Really nice

1282
01:32:30,760 --> 01:32:34,680
guy, say Mark Late. I
think Jake was working a door, Carl's

1283
01:32:34,760 --> 01:32:39,880
bartender. Your time is great,
drinks, great food. You know they

1284
01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:42,560
got to make your own pizza again. Those big old, huge pretzels.

1285
01:32:42,920 --> 01:32:45,840
Women like that because they put their
hands around it. It feels like a

1286
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:47,920
huge cock that they want to play
with later and it gets things kind of

1287
01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:56,039
rolling. That's what I heard your
pretzel on. She's like, I want

1288
01:32:56,119 --> 01:32:58,880
your dig this big, and I
want to be twisted up just like this

1289
01:32:59,079 --> 01:33:04,279
pretzel. That's how you get it
at Mister salty knew what he was doing.

1290
01:33:10,159 --> 01:33:12,600
Leave us wait, I don't want
you to give your closer. Can

1291
01:33:12,640 --> 01:33:15,479
you give us one joke as we
close it out tonight? One one joke

1292
01:33:15,560 --> 01:33:18,800
that we well. People say,
I'm fifty three years old and single and

1293
01:33:18,880 --> 01:33:20,520
they're like, Doug, you should
get a dog. And I'm like,

1294
01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:23,560
you know what, maybe I should
get a dog. My mother's got a

1295
01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:26,520
dog. I love dogs sitting.
I'll get a dog. And they're like,

1296
01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:29,199
that's great, get a red but
make sure it's a rescue dog.

1297
01:33:29,319 --> 01:33:30,640
I'm like, well, what's that. Well, that's a dog that's been

1298
01:33:30,720 --> 01:33:34,239
treated like shit and you're going to
fix it. And I'm like no,

1299
01:33:34,920 --> 01:33:38,600
Like I'm like, yeah, that's
not going to work. A couple of

1300
01:33:38,640 --> 01:33:43,119
years ago, I had a rescue
girlfriend and I try to take chocolate from

1301
01:33:43,159 --> 01:33:45,159
her and she bit my hand.
My buddy's knocked on the door. She

1302
01:33:45,239 --> 01:33:48,800
lost your shit for twenty five minutes. If it's anything like that, I'm

1303
01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:58,479
pretty sure it is no rescue.
Anything that is great. I like that

1304
01:33:58,640 --> 01:34:02,000
a lot, say Friday Saturdays.
Thanks for having me on bill always,

1305
01:34:02,079 --> 01:34:05,640
Doug, thanks for coming in,
Foodie. Nice to see it, Nice

1306
01:34:05,680 --> 01:34:12,359
to be seen. Fear Fear got
better ticket prices than the guys sitting next

1307
01:34:12,399 --> 01:34:18,079
to them. By over five from
New York, You sucker, and we

1308
01:34:18,199 --> 01:34:21,319
are now working on year number two
for podcasts. We are ready to go

1309
01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:26,520
right Congratulations over and we'll see you
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