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That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship. Oh, we got
big things coming. Thinking of big things. Who dear Santa, bring me
a wheelbarrow for Christmas? That's not nice. Oh, nobody can see what
she looks like outside with everyone, you know, I've often I want to
get another camera and just put it out there so you can just see people
see what's going on. People watch, people watch. It's the street cam.
We got to do it like uh mid morning America, where the table's
down there and everybody can see us. People behind us jumping up and down
with their signs like they'll take down my bigot fence. Please. We are
on YouTube. You can see us live there as we stream at billified and
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Are we taking calls to night? Do you want to? Would you would
you like to see what we get called the number? Five eight five to
zero six eighty eight sixty six to zero six eight eight sixty six? Why
do you want to take calls? I mean I can open it up.
Yeah, why it's Christy. You realize most people download the next days on
demand. But people wait, yeah, if they're watching on YouTube, I
took my picture and there, I'll put it all up. I'll open it
up. Uh. Foody showed brought up just before we came on to do
the podcast. And I didn't know this at all, but but Fairport,
New York has has gain getting popular. Is that when you need them national
notoriety. Yeah, it's on TMZ. I go got to be a slow
day for TMZ. It sounds like so Shorts is a bar. There's a
it's a great restaurant and bar scene. And some of the bars uh a
little younger and in their people. At certain times we say, uh,
like it's places my son would hang out. He's twenty one, twenty three.
Yeah, also hangs out there. I don't have any children that you
know of it. I know well most of the women here. Yeah they
got his cracked. Yeah, they're all get right right on what the dating
website. Yeah, I'm fixed like a rodeo. I'm all tied up.
Do you say you do what Bob Barker used to say, get your man?
No, No, I go over their house. I look underneath their
covers. If I don't find any personal hygiene like no personal hygien stuff there.
Oh, here you go, here we go now? Then no,
no, she's too young. You know. It's amazing though she finds all
the pennies on the floor. I dropped from the found that. It's terrible.
That's terrible. This poor little old lady she's got every week she comes
by and I think she goes for some kind of physical therapy or something.
There. Now, you say you like to listen to people's stories. I
do. I love people. She's got a great story, I will tell
you. I I love uh telling stories and listening to people and helping them
tell their So I think everybody has a story, don't you. I mean
you was as a filmmaker to a certain degree. Don't you think most people
have a story? Yeah? Like bad they make it interesting or over the
holidays it might not be an interesting story, but well story, you know,
because I'm like, you can get the good ship out of him.
Yes, everybody has good ship. No, well, not everybody's willing to
share the good ship. That's I mean some people have every time you talk
to this guy, oh my gosh, what he's doing. And then some
people I saw him at church and he's doing fine. You know. Yeah,
it's a big spectrum. I uh so over the holidays, I'll run
a bunch of one on ones. I'll be taping one tomorrow with a guy
named Charlie Fitzsimmons. And Charlie uh and I worked in radio together. He
was the producer of the Brother We Show. He left there Open Tonic with
his brother, the bar downtown and has gone on to own Black and Blue,
the the pit the I think it's Pittsford, not Pittsforderry, what's the
the place. It's also in Webster, and I think they have one at
next to he has Trotta, he has Black and Blue, he has JoJo's,
and he's got the uh Village Bakery, Oh, the Village Bakeries.
And then he's got a Black and Blue in Buffalo. Yeah and so,
and I think he owns the building in web that the Village Bakery and Webster
is in because Embody, the gym I do boxing at has space there as
well that they ran from him. So he's doing okay. He loved radio,
did great. But I want to hear like, what's the story,
what's the how did you you know? How did he go about it?
You know what what what's the deal? So that'll be coming up over over
the holidays. It's a but back to foodies thing right here in Fairport,
New York. This is fantastic. It's not fantastic, No, it's it's
it's amazing. It's so great that we made amazing. Well, here's the
thing that I don't understand. Why would this even make TMZ? Maybe it
was so weak for fights and people. This is the only thing I can
do. I'm pretty sure that this happening. Let's have peace in the world.
Oh, let me get this on my phone. Oh, you got
it, You got it. That's what we need. So this is,
uh, this looks like it's it's it's an older guy, and we're trying
to figure out if anybody can go to TMZ and if you if you search
new York bar brawl, and it says security roped into melee after trying to
break it up. Now, New York bar brawl sounds like it would be
down in New York City and maybe there'll be a famous person involved. Instead,
it happens to be Shorts here in the village of Fairport, New York.
Shorts, Bar and Grill, and so they have somebody who owns it,
the owner manager Haley Burley, and she says, the holidays are really
crazy, busy time of year, and we do everything we can to ensure
that everyone has fun and safe holiday. The man involved was taking swings at
my customers. Unfortunately, the video doesn't really depict my bartender, who was
trying to help get the situation under control, is having his ankle twisted and
asking for help. We never condone any type of violence, and the police
were called and responded immediately. They're literally like across the street, right,
so waiting Duncan Dolans, so here respect for this is a video, and
so I think this was the night before Thanksgiving. For some reason, I
thought it was November twenty third that I saw was the date on here originally,
but it's only making But if somebody can see ill that was the end
of the video. Let me see if you'll if you can get it to
replay. But I want to know that there's an old guy. The security
guy starts dropping elbows on the guy, punching the guy. I want to
know who the old guy is. I'm sure I've seen him at Montconnery's or
something. He's gotta be a loco if you know who it is calling at
two six eight eight sixty six, if you're watching live there it is.
Yes. Oh so they got like four guys down on the ground, but
the one who really takes the beating, somebody's in a bill's jacket. What's
going on here? Now? This guy's really adding a lot to it,
and he sends he doesn't need to absolutely does. He's got He's got Now
it's an old guy in the security guard like that. It doesn't have to
be like this. It ain't got to be like this. All the guy's
dropping elbows anyway, If anybody knows the older gentleman involved who was getting his
ass kick and got up, I mean, I'm surprised he was able to
get up after all those blows. He got up a little woozy and then
disappears out of screen. I just don't understand one why this makes TMZ because
this is every bar on a Friday night to college town, right would it
not be? I think? And uh, I don't know. I've been
on a college town. I don't remember a lot of fights when I went
to bars, and no, I remember some, not a lot, But
I mean, this is this isn't like they make it sound like it's a
melee, a kind of security guard and it's an older guy. Yeah,
it's like. This was the three guys with. I think it was a
smaller place, so it was probably night before Thanksgiving because it seemed really busy.
Yes, I think it was. And maybe the guy just had a
little too much to drink and when to take out his frustrations in the world
and start swinging in people. Young kids probably tell him, hey, old
man, what are you doing here? They flock out of here. Yeah.
I don't want to hang out where my kids hang out necessarily. No,
No, so I don't need to see that. I was out the
night before Thanksgiving. I didn't see any fights. No, but we left
at seven fifteen. Where did you go? Short, No, we were.
We were at another local establishment, just playing mine in our business and
I go to my buddy, I'm like, when do all the kids come
out? And it was seven o'clock. By seven twenty it was packed.
Oh really? Yeah, okay, and I said I needed to go adult.
One year, I with my neighbor across the street when I lived in
Pittsford, we rode our bikes to Thirsties along the canal, and my father
was up and he was so worried that I was so hammered. On the
way home, He's like, he thought for sure I was going to drive
right into the fucking canal. So he kept He's on ninety six and I'm
on the other side of the canal. He's watching you regular great dad.
He was very worried. He was very concerned. Right. You know,
so Doug is uh has comedy this weekend, Is that right? Yeah,
I'm very excited about this. So I don't know, five shows one Thursday
to Friday to Seria the Carlson Comedy Club. I'm gonna be introducing Mike very
funny, Mike dan Bru. Yeah, twenty five thirty years of comedy.
Everybody knows this guy. Who's been telling me that he's very funny. He
was very funny. So I'm very excited. Yes, and yeah I am.
I've been working. I'll be uh. I'm excited to do this.
Yes, after you, after your set, I'm leaving. Okay, if
I'm with him, i will leave. Also, I'm sure my collected this
love that what I'm just coming. I'm gonna see. I was gonna bring
the camera and the iPad. I just don't know the mic stuff, but
we'll see if we can get it to work all right, you know,
and if not, we'll use your phone or I'm sure you'll tape every night.
I should, do you think, Yeah? Yeah, I think you
should because I know you. Yeah, you're gonna go back and watch this
tape over and over. It's tough to watch yourself. I know it is,
but it is, and it's tough. Like I remember, in the
beginning of radio, you used to have to sit with the program director and
they would listen to the tape in their office with you with you right now,
Oh yeah, okay, and they would listen and then they would stop
it and they would tell you, you know, different things along the way.
Well, I gotta you know, I'm gonna thank everybody for coming,
Mike dan Bru then halfway through say a little something about the bartender's and waitresses
and the website. And I've got all that worked out too. Doug has
been practicing in his house with the microphone, and you want to see a
picture. He's got a microphone and speaking like, so, now here's the
great thing, foodie. When the website's up, we could put the picture
off of Doug practicing on the website. This is a this is a tease.
Yeah. So they start out with Welcome to the Jungle by Guns and
Roses. So I'm in my computer room listen to guns and Roses. I
introduced myself. Come out. I've got the timer on my phone. I
hit the timer and I grabbed the mic and go into hey, folkshould come
out in like just your boxers and stuff, and go, hey, folks,
I've been practicing in my Oh shit, I forgot my kid kidding.
Yeah, I figured that I'm very excited for this and I and I hope
you are. You seem can I say this without upsetting you? Sure?
You see them a little uptight right now, like like a little it's a
big thing, little rich it's the first big thing I know. But you're
so fucking good. Well, thank you, dude. I'm telling you,
you gotta just I'm trying. I'm trying to relax. You know. When
I get there, i hear the music, I'm gonna go up and you
know, do my thing. The more stage time you get, the easier
ship. Did you write your own intro for somebody to say? No,
they they'll just introduce me all my jokes. I wrote my come somebody you've
never heard of before? Fuck? What would just be neat if you wrote
your own intro? I think you should do. I told you him we
should record it and let him play his own Dougie Fresh intro? Should we
do? Like? Should we practice? I have my DJ the Hipshake of
money Making Power, Man of the Hour, twenty four to seven, the
one your mother will Yeah, That's what I'm saying is like that should play
before you walk up in your own voice? That funny? How come on,
Doug, I don't think it would be funny to the headline. I'm
just I'm talking to we're gonna go or or like we're opening up for a
club. I'm buying you are there? You go? Maybe one show?
What? Yeah? One show, the final show or the one we're at
Yeah, Saturday night, the final show. I'm not in charge. I'm
not in charge. I know you're not in charge, and you're right,
but I think this is gonna be great. You can lock down your tickets
for the show at Carlson Coomedy dot com. Yeah, and it's Doug Phelps
and you will absolutely love. If you haven't seen maybe you haven't seen in
a couple of years. Mike Dambra. He comes by I think like every
six months or so. I think he's longer than that. I think he
may be in town because he sells family here, but I don't think he's
Yeah, I don't think he performs at the club that much. But I
mean, guy, the guy's performing all the time and everywhere else. So
I learned a term for dating, and I know Doug has been on Facebook
dating. I've been on Facebook, match dot Com. Plenty of fish,
plenty of whale. You've been there, not so tender, bumblebee, cricket,
grasshopper, you name it, silver singles, full of shit. I
got full of shit half all over the web and still nothing. He has
not been on all those he did Facebook dating, right, yeah, all
right? So I learned a new term today. Apparently this is a term
golden retriever man. What do you think golden retriever man is either you love
dogs or sugar daddy? If something, No, it's a new dating term
that it means that it's a guy who, like the breed of dog,
is sweet, gentle, affectionate, and eager to please, not to mention,
easy, to train. Is there a more insulting fucking turn than that
ours? To God? Just call him a pushy you know what I'm saying.
Call them a eunuch. It's like, what the fuck? I got
me a golden retreat? Yeah? I don't. Yeah, I mean,
don't you want a guy with a bit of an edge? A little bit
of an edge, don't isn't that what women like? I don't know,
maybe like a little attitude. Yeah, you can't fix That's what women want.
They don't want a guy that's good for They want a guy they have
to keep going to the home depot for. I need a hammer. He
fucked. Oh, I need to get a screwdriver. I'm gonna fix him
and make them mine. That's what women want. They if they're not bitchy
and complaining about some goddamn thing and they're not happy, they don't want a
funny guy that's gonna keep them happy and get them flowers. No, I
want them to come home late drunk without the falls. That way I can
bitch about him to all my girlfriends. Yeah. I think I'm saying that
you could be like a good guy. Like Okay, let's say she's into
the Crown. You could give a ship about the Crown. Put you watch
it with her? Right? You watch it with her? Mate? You
wouldn't. I'm not watching, you know, I put my foot down on
some shows. Is The Crown watched I've never watched it? Oh no,
but I mean is it watched by bye? Uh? Your your lady?
Now, I don't think she watched the Crown, But I get what you
mean. If there's a show that she's watching, I don't watch. I
just play candy crush. She's like, you're missing, and I'm like,
yeah, but I'm playing candy crush and rubbing in your back. What else
do you want? You enjoy the show with me. I'm not going to
enjoy your show with you. It's just not my thing. But I want
to be here with you. You know, get me, you know,
sit right in front of me. I'll rub your back. I'll play a
little candy crush text of your friends, your show. She puts on these
shows. And when I watch the Niners, yes, give me a beard
and run my back. That doesn't happen. Fucking luck And then you're back
on Facebook cater. By the way, the Niners just blew the Eagles apart.
He's so damn excited. I was. I mean, the first couple
of drives, you know, we didn't like three and out, and I'm
like, all right, we'll figure it out, gotta have hope. And
then defense were I mean, we kept them to two drives of three points.
And then I mean, I can't think of our coach's name. Mcgam
for who for the forty nine ers? Why can't think of his name?
Oh? That's uh, you're drying to blank. He's got such a list
of offensive plays. Yeah he does. It's not McCarthy. No, it's
not Father Shanahan. Yeah, thank you Jesus. What am I thinking?
So? Uh? Once they started rolling? Yeah, I know, right,
once they started rolling, then they figured out where to go, who
to go to? And Black Purty is just driving pretty man? Who knew
right right? Who knew this guy was as Deebo was. He came in
talking a bunch of ship that they're like, please don't. I really don't
like that. But I mean they backed it up. But why give him
any fuel? You know, get in there, just pound the ship out
of him. We'll probably see them again in the playoffs. Are you worried
that the Eagles going into the Cowboys game are going to be pissed off over
the loss. I'm concerned that Kansas City's pissed off over the loss against against
Green Balls. Just the Yeah, they got beat down, and I think
that could carry over to this week. Okay, you know now you got
to go into Dallas Jones, Right, Yeah, McCarthy, that's your coach.
Okay, why can I sticking Dallas? You're fine, You're all right.
I am a right, you know what I mean. I'm thinking about
Thursday night, Yeah you are? This is like you get like this before
date two. I don't believe. I don't remember. This is so long.
He's easy to trade, right, you should date him? He could
trade him. That's like saying your wife material to a woman, right?
Is that? Is there anything more insulting than your wife? I don't even
know what that would mean. She's wife material, you know what I mean?
Yeah, just take care of the kids. My closest thing to a
date lately is driving out Hudson, rolling down the window, be like,
hey, how much for an hour? That's about as much chocolate and roses
I've come to lately. I'm like fifty bucks for an hour. Who's got
forty dollars? What do you do for twenty oh? I think this is
going to be a great, uh, great week of football and a great
week of comedy. Who's Thursday Night? Because now you're kind of getting down
there. No, I think Thursday Night is kind of a shit game,
isn't it? Last night was sort of interesting with Cincinnati and the Jags and
then win. Yeah, quarterback got hurt for the Jakes. He might be
and it's kind of lining up for the Bills now because of the major players
on other teams that you thought were gonna be AFC powerhouses, the Bills can
in my opinion, they can only lose one more game. They can go
ten and seven, and a couple of other things happen to other teams that
beat them, so they don't have the tiebreaker. They can sneak in as
an a seed in the AFC, and then then everybody starts zero zero.
By the way, we have a picks contest, uh for every week,
which just picks. Yes, I did the first week and then forget about
it. Number one, right, number one? Number one is anybody else
playing? Yeah, Danny's in it deep and he can't and he's too behind
him. But you know you gotta walk to walk and talk to talk.
Well he talks. Yeah, I love Danny. He gets so fired up.
So we got a barn Burner on Thursday with the Patriots of New England
are traveling to Pittsburgh. Man, I mean, this is the worst season
ever. But there's a lot of talk that Belichick is going to go somewhere
else and could go for a first round draft pick to somebody interesting. Yeah,
because they did do that with Gruden and Tampa Bay. But you're going
back one almost twenty years when you're trading coaches and yeah, they traded picks
to get Gruden to Tampa Bay. I heard, I heard San Diego because
they've got that uh San Diego four to coach for Belichick. Yeah. Sean
Payton also got traded for picks. Yeah, that's right to Denver. And
by the way, I mean had him. It took a real ship team
there. They got a better Maybe they have the same record now as the
Bills. I think I think they're close to that, or they may they
were one and six six. I think they're six and seven. Yeah,
yeah, six and seven does whatever you say? Six and I gotta look
it up six and seven. So right, all right, well, that's
what I always say about six and seven. I am winning the pick pull.
We'll take him inte. Doug is a man of many talents. Uh,
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Singer. Okay, yeah, Jack? Do you remember which in two thousand
and three that they had those faulty uh in Rhode Island, they yet the
faulty pirate techniques and they like the whole place caught on fire and there's only
one way out, one way out, and like the Yeah, that was
really sad, I remember, uh, And that was very curious to me.
Is a big a venue that is fire? Marshall? Yeah, you
know, didn't come through and say, hey, where's all your fire?
I think afterwards, of course, it's always afterwards, afterwards oddly enough,
it doesn't. It just it just shows you, like, you know what
you can get away with if you know the right people. Because I'm sure
that establishment had been around for a long time and yeah, they knew everybody.
We'll get it fixed, Okay, we'll give you a warning. Yeah
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So Doug as many talents. Doug with his opposable thumbs. That's the
old joke that has two thumbs that love blow jabs right, Yeah, that
more that and more. Uh. Doug does makes art, don't you paint?
I do pain. I haven't paint in a while, but I do,
Yes, I do. He does sponge art, Yeah, paint spongear.
Yeah. And then I just saw this that there's the first ever art
exhibit by chimpanzees is now open in collaboration with the bean painting with their feces
no sponge. It's a collection called Wild Planet. The band the B fifty
two's are involved in this. Sixteen chimps who have developed a habit for painting
and the beef. The price raised to get one of their paintings is more
than you pay for tug look at this, and what are the chimps get
out of it? I don't know. One hundred percent of the proceeds go
to save the money, save the sanctuary, saved techs. Yeah, so
all these animal lovers are going to buy paintings, which is fine. Yeah,
absolutely, I'm pretty sure. And down in Canaandigo there is a chimp
some kind of preserve because get like, yeah, it's a private one because
people have them as pets, but they're more of a pack animal. Remember
that lady where she had her face ripped off and like the fine one call?
Did you ever hear that nine one one call? Vaguely she's screaming about
the Yeah, And I'm pretty sure in Canandaigua there's a place where if you
had a chimp as a pet and it went crazy because they start at a
certain age, they say, like almost the teenage years, they get wild,
like like they're defiant. They bite a chimpanzee for the wild gets to
fight wild. It's like my curious George, I read to my grandson.
He's gonna be fine. I'll take him in. I'll call him Charlie well
live, I'm so lonely. He will be just good. I'll get him
some bananas and he can he can watch TV with me. Judge, Judy,
I gotta find this. You want some tampio. But that was the
thing with the chimp. You can hear in the back around streaming. It's
this lady's calls about Jim Ben the Jim. He doesn't get jin rummy.
I can't teach him back him insane. I don't know why you would want
Yeah, the chimp. Yeah, I'm gonna do that. Yeah. I
think this is the one that's the problem there. Kill my friend? What
the problem with your friend? I need to know? Would have done would
have done off his birth face off? Okay, I need to calm down
a little bit. They're on the way way. I guess that thing with
the peanut butter probably didn't work out as well as she was open. I
heard he asked, watch what I chained him to? Two? I needhould
have talk to me and he could have come down. Why do you need
somebody there? Why do I need somebody there? She's telling you, why
is the problems killing your friend? She's dead, she's dead. Why why
are you saying that's your steps? He ripped apart one apart her face.
I don't think the woman died. I think she had to get her like
a face. I don't even know if it was a face transplant or what,
but I don't think she died. How do you stay French with that
person? Do you go back? If she comes to visit in the hospital,
what do you do? Start throwing your faces her? Hey? Is
this familiar, you bitch? It's like, I don't it's I can't get
her box of animal crackers. It's terrible. Oh, I think it for
a walk in the zoo and send her a bouquet of edible banana from from
the edible company. That's how she's in the hospital. Flipping through the King
Kong comes flatlines right there. That yeah, but I'm pretty sure. So
they go like this the chimps and down in canadaqull They'll take your chimp in.
But it was like a private reserve for mostly rich people. And I
don't know how many chimps they had in there, but they say they're pack
animals and they like to be together, so when they're when they're alone.
I don't know what did anything happen with Michael Jackson. He had that fucking
chip for a while I know, I didn't like I know he does to
the kids. I'm just gonna be over here with my pegg and bananas.
Yeah, bubbles, right, he was blowing bubbles and everything else. And
Chip's like, no, I gotta learn silanguage. I'm gonna be called to
the jury. So, bubbles, what did you see for? No?
You know, I'm sorry, but these are wild animals and this is like,
I say, you're not getting what you I hate to see harmon anybody.
Yea. By the way, it's animal, yes, and the domesticated
they're not. There's there's a story in California and it became a documentary and
it's one Netflix. It's called Grizzly Man that this guy went out there and
he would just stay near grizzly bears and document as. Oh. I don't
think he was part of any No, he wasn't. I don't think he
got grants or anything it was part of. But he wildlife and held them.
Yeah, he thought it was gonna be all good. They're gonna get
used to me. And one night and they have a video not video,
Facebook live recorded and uh yeah the bear wasn't no Yogi bear. Hey,
And I thought they ate him and they found his remains in their feats.
Yeah, they attagged him. The bear was hungry. Who was a lady?
That was Sigourney Weaver did the Yes, it was Jane Jane Goodall,
Jane Goodall, Jae Goobston. Now there was nothing that happened to her,
and she was she was scientific program, I think, and she kept her
distance and kept moving closer and document everything. I mean, there's obviously nature
stories. I mean I thought there was, but I remember correct. There
were poachers that would come in and yes, that whole movie was yes,
right, yeah, And that's still a problem because I like watching the Discovery
Channel and Sarah, I bet you do. But this is the truth.
Jesus Christ was chosen planet, the jungle, the congo had my Saturday morning
coffee. I don't want to watch news from the night before where I was
just driving Uber and three guys got shot. No, I want to the
bumblebee. Will you know form a hive here? Or the penguins polar berries.
You learn a little about the planet and then it's great conversation starters in
the home when you go pick a Yeah, the only thing that out lives
here is a sea turtle. Sounds like you need to go to Vegas.
Dog. I have this Planet Earth at the Sphere. Yes, I've seen
the Sphere. I haven't been in Vegas in a long long time. They
have Planet Earth. It's all about so Discovery Foody was just there. Yes,
yes, I was Vegas. I hear good in bed. Vegas was
fun. Yeah. Did you see you two? I did at the sphere.
That looks amazing. It was amazing. Yeah. What was the Now
I just read an article that said the average price of a concert ticket in
twenty twenty three ticket guest Doug for the sphere. No, no, not
for the just average across all concert everything. Don't say you've got some higher
end then you've got you know, your CMAC shows and things like that,
which, by the way, have have gone up. We're very lucky with
I think with a couple of venues that we have the lawn seats, I
would say i'll price I'll go three hundred dollars. Okay, you're not far
off. Over two hundred and fifty two dollars was the average price. Now
remember averages. Oh we're not talking median, but so and there's a company
I'm sorry, there's a company that is trying to Yeah, the stub hubs
and the ticket dot net thing is because they bought go in there and buy
up everything, buy up everything, and they they double triple the price,
and that's not fair. Now it's also not fair for scalpers to buy them
and do the same thing as they used to do. So I don't know
what. I don't know what. The median in the middle Kid Rock has
been going across country for costartian and I think he's been doing a straight fifty
dollars fee across the board. It just happens if you get online and get
your front row or your lawn seats. But it's fifty dollars anywhere. Already
have enough money, you know. You see that's a weird thing because a
lot of times so when I was reading this article, it wasn't so much
the artists that have raised the prices. It's the venue, it's the ticket
broker, it's to yeah, it's it's all that was where the fees are.
So may I be so gross as to ask what a what a cost
to go into the sphere to see you too? I paid one fifty ticket.
Oh that's not bad at all? How far were you back the Bailey.
Oh no, he was here and fair for he's a guy in the
flight. I should have been. I gotta get everybody and take it easy,
man. So I am a uh you have to think about this that.
Wait a second, you're like some kind of YouTube and I have an
a member that's a the Stone website member. Okay, So what did I
get? Pre sale? Pre sale? Yeah? So you request whatever tickets
you want and there's like a lottery. Yeah. So you know, the
first eight shows came out, I didn't get tickets to that, and they
announced the next set and I put in for all you know, and I
got one. How Now did I see video on your Yeah? No,
I saw inside there inside the sphere? But where did I? I thought
I saw Bono? Oh woman, some other woman from Fairport. Yeah,
I was in the hotel okay, that was on Facebook walked right path yes,
yes, yeah, all right? How many Friday nights? How many
people do you think the sphere holds? Eighteen? Thank you? Eighteen thousand
eighteen. I was going to I was gonna say twenty being there, I
was gonna say twenty five. But it's not a three sixties seating. It's
not three sixtieses about uh, it's not a stadium seating it is, but
like it is steep, like oh we were in four hundred and you're like
walking up in it. I mean, are you crammed in? There is
enough around and dance? I mean yeah, because okay, and and because
it's so steep, like when you're looking down, nobody's in front of you,
like it was. It's it was really wow the way I seed it
so you almost you had a clear shot right to the stage. How did
they sound in there? Amazing? The sound was the best sound in the
world for when they put into it, Like was it one point five billion
dollars far? And that wall of video, the wall of videos sixteen K
video? Wow? And at times, you know, they would put different
graphics up for the different songs, and you know, when it came to
the end, it like they turned it into daylight. Oh wow, and
it was as bright as day in the arena. And then at one point
I was like, we're gonna make the sphere disappear, and they put the
video up of the whole strip and it looked like you were outside. Wow.
Yeah, millions of led lights and they've got it cost two point three
billion dollars to build this. Yeah yeah MGM right, well bon MSG,
that's right. This So this is Dolan who owns it? Yeah? Who?
Uh Jim Dolang, James Dolan. He has his own band, and
he came up here once and he played, he owns uh the Knicks MSG.
And I'm pretty sure was he still cable bat down in that part of
the world, Yeah, MSG network, but I thought he had. Originally
they started as a cable company and I don't know if he still owns that
or sold that off. But he came up here. He wanted to be
a musician, and he came up here and he played, and he came
on a radio show and he didn't want to talk about owning the Knicks or
any of this ship. He wanted it was, oh, you owned the
Knicks before became a band member. Yeah. Yeah, he started the band
because he's a rich fucking guy. No one can tell him no, right,
right, you're rich, You get to do whatever you want. It's
that's that's the fuck me money I was talking about. Right, you can
put out a You'll spend all this money and hire all these musicians to make
your shitty talent a little a little better. So he came up here and
played, and he still does. I think he still goes around and does.
I guess that makes sense. Like this is the best venue I've ever
been to for a concert. Like was it the best YouTube show I've ever
seen? Probably not, but it didn't matter part of the atmosphere. I'm
putting it in the top five immediately, you know, just because of the
visuals, the audio, you know, their energy was you know. So
they had to take a break because F one was in town. Oh,
the Formula one. Yeah, so their last show was three four weeks ago,
so they've got to show the December sixth, eighth, ninth. But
if you don't go to the come see me to Carlson's Sunday blood each Sunday.
I never got into you too, I mean, but I mean I
love him. I loved the uh what was the love the Jesuit? Yeah,
that was my favorite album. Nineteen eighty seven, beat Out of Michael
Jackson. I just saw this on TV. Beat Out a bunch of really
popular albums that year. One of them was I think Thriller. Yeah that
was up, well, Thriller was three or four. That was eighty seven.
All right, I'm gonna look it up. Yeah, I don't even
bother. We know what we're talking about. What's postcards from Earth? What
is that? That's? Oh, that's the yeah, the Nature Show Postcards
from Earth. See it's not only me Saturday mornings pulling my pudd a cup
of coffee, watching No getting it on a very good show. This is
Vegas, by the way, and this is where you can take us.
You can take you know, you go see you two and leave the old
lady in the wheelchair at the no the Early Bird Special or got all the
cap points from playing Tino? I gotta take her around. Did you do
anything else while you were there? I mean we gambled a little. Yeah,
sure, we went to dinner. How long were we in? We
went? We got there Thursday night, left Sunday morning. So now you're
married? I don't know I remember. Good for you? Is that?
He just asked? You said you went to Vegas. I don't think about
that one too. What do you mean you don't know how to answer?
We're not married? Oh all right, well that's okay, that's an okay
way to you know. Yeah, she's my wife for all ten purposes,
right, that's what we exactly. Yeah, that was separated on the plane.
I'd like to sit next to my wife. Did you say that?
I tried, Oh yeah, she said no. Well, here's here's the
question I have, because you know we're getting back into concert season, right
they release everything before the holidays now because people want to give people tickets for
the holidays. And the Stones are coming and I think the Stones average price
at met Life is about five hundred bucks per ticket. And I think they're
playing in May. It's was their their last shows for this run, Rolling
Stones. But I'm going They've said this so many times. The value,
Well, I don't think. I don't think this is their last. They've
never I don't think they've ever done a farewell tour. I think these guys
are that's their last of this leg of the tour. Okay, But what
would be value versus price? Because we you know a lot of times now
these concerts are getting so damn expensive. You know, one hundred and fifty
dollars for what you saw sounds like you got value for what you paid.
Oh for sure. I just don't know if I want to pay a hundred
fifty bucks. The guy next to me paid six hundred bucks right next to
me. Where it through? How did you find out? He came and
sat down and start talking. Yeah, and he's like, oh, you're
by myself six hundred bucks play He said, yeah, me too, No,
my wife's there too. Wait six hundred wife? How did that?
How did that happen for him? You know whatever? Like we the next
day because there was a show Saturday night, just to look and the same
seat we were in was seven hundred dollars. Damn peace, and they're getting
it, I would assume. So the guy paid sixdw Some people say wait
till the concert starts and then go on StubHub and they'll drop the prices.
I've never done that. I just try to get something. Can well.
I will tell you once take it in hand if you're if you let's say
there's a show that you'd like to see and you like decent seats to it,
and it's sold out, you can go day of because they always hold
back for friends and family of the band, and they're usually pretty decent seats.
Like when it might have been I think it was train was in town.
Elvio who's in Daughtry, got friends and family tickets and got them for
me and some other people. And it was pretty good seats like sixteen rows
from the stage. And yeah, I heard, yeah you can get I
mean you can get that day of in those venues. I don't know how
it works in Vegas. I have no idea, but if I think Darien
Lake and even Mac would be the one, I prefer Mac over Darien Lake.
Yeah, and I know Darla is getting not going more going? Why
why is that? Traffics? And yeah, traffic is like a buffalo bills.
Everybody's hammered off their mind. Hey do you walk around before you uber
people? Have you uber people there? Yes? I shows, Yes,
I took him to The Grateful Dead two summers ago, okay, and we
had VIP parking and and we're in the Bat's tent or the Jack Daniels tent,
and we looked at a setlist dot com where you can see where they're
ending. Yeah, and we've we've left about fifteen twenty minutes early, missed
all the child out there. Yeah smart Now that two guys that really wanted
to go didn't want to go, but they had already passed out in the
car once couldn't find one and the other guys just like about so and then
we found out they did encores. Yeah, and it lasted longer, but
that's a grateful Dead Core could be one song the last forty minutes you know
who is because this had to be Dead and Co. Yeah, and with
John Mayer pardon, yes he was, and I guess he took some drugs
and I forget the story was he was really fucked up. I don't think
you remember the concert, really yeah, John Mayer, John Darien, Wow,
before that, I saw Nickelback there and that was a good concert.
But really yeah, But I like what, you know what, everybody picks
on Nickelback, and I always feel bad because I go, I don't.
I never hated them, as they sound the same thing. I'm like,
well, that's every band's got their niche when they play on the radio.
You know what's some ac DC's been doing them for something. As soon as
the cord hits hold on, I gotta get uh nickel nineteen eighty eight Grammys
Winter Album of the Year was The Joshua Tree by You Two. It was
up against Whitney Houston Whitney Michael Jackson for Bad, Bad Thriller. Yes,
Dolly parton, that's your girl, I know, and Lynda rod trio with
U I mean Lou Harris and Prince Sign of the Times. I don't remember
that at all, do you the Times that was? There's a few songs
played. Uh, I don't remember Trip Club. Yeah, I think they
had cream and diamonds and pearls and uh yeah, there were some strip club
songs for Prince, always for Prince. Yes, yes, yes, nobody
nobody danced a bad on stage. No, no, Dolly Parton, nobody
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mean one, Bill Moran, you are I should lyrics the way here?
I should? I like that, all right? Film more. I wouldn't
listen to your podcast. It sounds like my dad. Your dad loves me,
Yes he does. Yes, you know it's funny now. I don't
know if anybody has seen this, but it's become popular that somebody dresses us
up as the Grinch in a family and comes in and terrorizes the little kids.
I think this is funny. I gotta tell you, Doug, I've
seen more videos of this and it drives me nuts. And then I find
out today. Now, when I was a kid, my old man on
December sixth, when this podcast will drop. Saint Nicholas Day used to leave
your shoes out and you would wake up. My dad had had big bags
of candy that he puts in there, like he you know, sandwich bags
that he filled with m and ms and kisses and skittles and stuff like that
would be in your bag every year. My brother carries that tradition on with
his kids. I found out today. I thought that was like a somewhere
in Holland, or it was a Dutch tradition. Finding out that maybe German
and the Germans had something called and I'm gonna say it wrong, but well
it was close. It's like crosspitross something. I'm just gonna cross, right,
Yeah, I'm gonna f it up with Venus Stitzel. But they've got
like this beast and they say in some small villages because I watched this thing,
Yeah, like a geddy. They put on like they'll put they'll get
drunk. They'll put on like a sheep skin and a mask, a wooden
mask, and they run around and terrorize kids. Fine, sounds horrible,
sounds very German. And I went wait a second, I go, hey,
wait, wait, wait the Germans aren't known for terrorizing anybody, not
at all. But I go, but they've done this for years, and
I go, we have the grints. And so I'm watching this interview.
Someone send it to me. It was Fallin doing it, and I forget
the actor and he's explaining the whole thing, and then Fallen actually pulls out
the doll of whatever this character is from Germany and he's going, this is
horrible. And then I see the videos of people doing this to kids with
the Grinch, Like somebody just the other day put on Facebook. Remember the
time when my dad dressed up and you see and the kids are sitting on
the couch. One of them's bawling their eyes. I would punch my old
man in the face and go, cut the shit right. Well, what
about three four, five, six years old? You're making him a cry?
You feel like a big man. Look at you, laugh, look
at you. You would fuck The kid's gonna be scarred for life. It
would be funny, like if they were like, you know, ten twelve
sort of believe. I do not believe. My father has a story oh
boy, yeah, oh about hunting with a friend. And I'll tell you
more recent story. Yeah, Uh, my dad goes away hunting, and
I asked my stepmother. Oh he still went hunting. Yeah, in a
tree stand, Yeah, with a gun. Yeah, then he just can
diagnose with vertigo. He'll be fine. Oh what can you worry about.
I don't worry abou falling into the kitchen table. Go get a tuba,
dad, Yeah, you're seeing double you're wabbling all over. Yeah, grab
a gun and going to tree stands. Oh, perfect years ago, this
had to be. Let's see, I'm fifty three and a half, so
fifty years ago. Let's say he went hunting and they came back from hunting,
and I don't know if he went drinking with his friend or his friend
just went drinking, but they were smashed. So he gets the deer off
his car. Not my father's friend goes in the it goes in the gridge,
grab some red paint paints and nose red brings out his cheeks and I
killed run up hard. Yeah, horrible. He got over the kids.
I think they are five and such somewhere around that. He was drunk,
thought it was the funniest thing. So have you been to Christmas parties where
things have gotten out of hand? I remember one year, like one of
the Christmas parties work, all of a sudden, my date got drunk and
started giving lap dances to people. Well, that happened at all the Christmas
parties in the class, of course, I've seen that. It's nothing new.
Does it have to be a Christmas party? Just a regular like for
July get just too drunken? Yeah? Yeah, but this is usually like
a work funk. They're usually a work function. You're right, like,
yes, like a christ was young and drinking. I mouthed off a little
bit too, because when you're first twenty one, you drink as much as
you can. Freeman, free shots and what did you do? What?
I don't remember. I think it called the bartender dummy. You know.
She cut me off, and I was all pissed off, which she had
every right to be. I was told, your boss off, No tell
you, bob, don't expect me in the hey man. So how about
this? A former Los Angeles area Taco Bell employees suing the company and a
franchise owner after she claims a Christmas party at the fast food restaurant descended into
a drunken mess that included open sex. Now I don't understand why you just
don't share as Naco Bell ring. It's too easy a joke. First of
all, you I don't have the managers. You don't have alcohol premise.
Alana Beachium filed her lossuit last week in Los Angeles Superior Court. In a
suit, she alleges that her supervisor invited her to the December eighteenth, twenty
twenty two party at the San Pedro Taco Bell, at which she worked.
She was encouraged to bring food for a pot luck style buffet, and her
contribution was a bowl of guacamole. Now, why would you bring that one?
They probably have it at Taco Bell. Maybe they don't because it's probably
better. Once she arrived, she discovered that her supervisor had covered the windows
of the restaurant with wrapping paper and also covered the cameras for the lobby in
the inside of the restaurant. Where this is going to go ahead, Dougie,
Come on, buddy, you've never seen videos of this or in the
movies gone Badly. There's no red flag that goes oh, so nobody can
see me and I got big tits and really young, and they're serving alcohol
and there's nothing to record this. Let me get my phone out and send
this to my grandmother. Now wait, when we're done with this story,
I have to say I am disappointed in this. This person, the girl
of the manager. The girl. Okay, keep going. She claims her
supervisor provided alcohol to staffer, several of whom were observed quote unquote to be
drinking around midnight. She had stepped outside for a short time. She walked
back into the restaurant and saw a co worker having sex with his wife in
front of everyone at the party. Okay, okay, right there, right
there in the booths, baby sticking in your booth. The coworkers. The
coworker's wife, this woman claims, was also kissing her female manager and another
female coworker at the same time. So her husband's banging her and she's making
out with the other chicks. This is a party, folks, that's right
south of the border. Run for the border. Getting egged freak guacamole.
Now, first of all, how much you drinking are you in front of
strangers? Or how many sixteen they're just hey, we're gonna have a or
whatever. I don't know that's true. It's usually young people that are working
that underage. Yeah. Uh, the co worker's wife, let's see shot.
Disgusted and outrage, this woman claims, how could you do that?
That she first ran out of the restaurant, but then went back inside to
retrieve her guacamole balls. She's come on, oh fine, and the other
coworker involved in the sexual encounter were vomiting. One threw up in the trash
while the other vomited in her quacamole. I don't know why, she says.
She reported the incident to Taco Bell Human Resources. That's it, yeah,
and the Alvarado Restaurant group who owns the chain. They're a Colorado based
franchise e. The manager and other coworkers involved in the sexual encounter were fired,
Her complaint states. After their termination, this woman alleges she was threatened
and had her car window shattered by someone associated with her former co workers.
Taco Bell said the franchisee Taco Bell in the franchise e quote, did nothing
about these threats. Instead told her that they were transferring her to a new
location rather than disciplining the employees who threatened her. According to her complaint,
she eventually quit and alleges that she has suffered actual consequential and incidental financial losses
after and that Taco Bell violated anti discrimination laws that go from there too.
Basically speak, here would be my thing. I'm disgusted doing no, but
I mean, nothing happened to you. I think you're going to go to
a company Christmas party and people are gonna start fucking bonus bonus. Well,
I don't know what you have in mind because there's only guys in your podcast,
so I'm out. I mean, well, you got Laura and Shannon
and Stephanie. Yeah, you got a few, all right, you got
if you I don't expect that to happen. Hey, Doug, Hey,
look what happened over three? Oh no, but it's a man and his
wife are having sex. The other people are and you gotta know what's wrong.
But here's my thing. Why are you going to go tell? What
are you going to tell? The only thing that you should be involved in
this is the board of health Because your bare ass was on a fucking table
with my daughter. I'd be afraid of going back in there getting raped for
crying out out of there. If they're doing that with a few drinks,
yeah, you know, or somebody nudges her. Hey, why get involved
you know what I would I wouldn't have gone back. I would have called
the police. Suppress you didn't call her father? Yeah, you know what,
you would have called the police. Oh, I don't know what to
do. Yeah, if I would call my daughter. Doug got Hey,
Doug Man, Hey, you gotta see what you can do with the burrito.
Do you ever hear those You ever hear those? Ship? I'm just
thinking, was it? Yes? I understand if it's an underage guy.
I don't know how old this woman was. I don't know if this was
all people over the age of twenty one. It doesn't say it sounds like
a free for all. It sounds, hey, we're gonna close it down,
We're gonna out fuck the and who knows what's gonna happen. I will
tell you that years ago, there was a guy who was on the radio
and he was getting married and he had a bachelor party, and they had
strippers all of a sudden come into the bachelor party, and these girls were
all over each other and they used the double dong thing of themselves and all
this, and then one of them, the guy sat in the chair and
one of them was like sixty nine of them in the chair basically right,
and then another girl they're passing around and guys are linking no, yeah,
and of course I've seen it. And they get three hundred dollars each.
Better be a lot of tips. The more tips you get, the longer
will stay. That's the first thing. Let me tell you something like I
saw this. Now, I was like, to me, here's here,
Here's how I describe myself. If I see a woman in yoga pants and
she's got a nice body, it has no interest to me. If I
see a woman who looks like her ass is a bag of nickels inside yoga
pants, I can't stop staring at this. Do you understand what I'm saying,
Like when I see bad shit go down, I don't want to partake,
but I want to fucking watch. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Yes, I do. I want to watch. I want to see what's
gonna happen next. And there was a guy and he's no longer on the
planet, and he was a boss at the radio station. All of a
sudden, I see his bald head and I see his face buried ready,
and I go, oh my god, this is this is how you and
I left shortly after that. I was not I was at the bachelor party.
Absolutely I was, but I didn't go call. Now it's a bachelor
party, way different than going to a Taco Bell Christmas party. I will
admit that, Hey, trust me when they have enough booze. Uh.
You know when I used to manage the blue room, will you managed a
blue room? Yeah? Oh before I got sold? Okay, yeah,
I mean there was plenty of dares, playing darts for shots and take your
top off if I can get three bulls eye and you know, leave it
at six o'clock and more with a big smile, and anything could happen.
But that's different. Look, I will admit that if you were at the
place, is right. That is all saying anything could happen, Anything can
happen, right, But I would say, now, you're right, I
am taking in me as a guy not feeling threatened by this at all,
actually entertained, maybe a little grossed out, depending on how these people looked,
you know, maybe trying to sneak a little snell phone christ. I
would not go file a complaint about this. I may quit. I mean,
you guys are fucked up, man, But I don't you know,
well, she file a complaint. Now she's scared that. They're well,
yeah, that's and that I do believe. I believe that this poor girl
probably just wanted to have a job, pay your bills and that is and
her goddamn glackamolliball got ruined because somebody puked in it and his wife, what
are you thinking? Just leave the fucking bowl, go to a dollar store
to do it? Wasn't that the guy that Jeffrey Dahmer his last victim,
he figured out how to get out of the place, and the cop said
go back there, and he was so distraught that he went back there to
try to get his jacket or something. Yes, and they're like, what
are you doing? I was out of my mind. I couldn't believe what
was happening. And uh, yeah, that's what happened. So maybe there
was the same way with her. I like to know how old this woman
is, That's what I would to It doesn't give me any ages, it
doesn't tell me anything like that. I just saw that it wasn't over sixty
five. I know that she was not. She wanted to be making guacamole
guam. I couldn't. I kept going have you ever heard I've never heard
of a party like that. Now I have heard of people at parties,
you know, all of a sudden, like but more summertime. I have
a summertime party and all of a sudden, two people stripped out and then
they're going at it in the pool and you don't want to Oh I did
that? Yeah at a party. Yeah, like a family party. There's
a think about it two year old? Yeah, I see the girl in
the pool, and then I went in and just I would just stay in
there till everybody left. What do you mean he stayed in the delivery?
She naked? Yeah, it's wonderful. Whose pool was it? I can't
say what do you mean? You can't I can't say, are not they're
not married anymore? But uh oh yeah, any bad stuff. But you
worked in what I always what was it? Technology? But I worked for
a financial firm, work for a startup, and these people are the startups
can get a little wild. Yeah, it's the Christmas party. I'm trying
to think, like everybody wants some Christmas balls on their chin. My Christmas
balls are on your chin? Where am I? Nothing ever? Really exciting
happened? No, those stories are far and few in between. I feel
it's just mean house letters. I love those. Oh yes, party,
somebody sent you up all the letters. Okay, Well if your secret sand
is still out there, yeah, Bill got the DVD player. Somebody to
watch my movie. I'm just saying it's truth. You know it's true.
But maybe if somebody sucking in front of the TV, well, was that
you'd watch it? Somebody sent somebody sent last night, Ah a pillow to
Mark with his face on it, like a pillow of him saying oh I
saw that. Yeah, and an ornament that's on the tree of gingerbread people,
uh going down a doggie style. Send it to Mark. Send it,
yeah, we send it here. The tree was for the ornament was
for this tree here right. And then the pillow it was to America Mark
Hillman, No it was. It wasn't to care. It was sent to
the show. The pillow was from Mark. The ornaments for the tree.
They knew Mark was gonna be okay. They sent me a message saying,
if Mark comes in and you see a package, open it, have Mark
open it. And Mark opened it and there was his face on a pillow
and you don't know what's from no, because the person, so Mark looks
up the return address and it happens to be a strip joint in Syracuse,
So we're assuming no. And the person's last name is Hunt common Mic.
Yeah, so you know, either way, a lot of effort went into
that. A lot of effort went into that Taco Bell. Yeah, you
know what it did smell a little bit like Chipotle, I mean from the
Alpine the Alpine Club. I don't know. All right, well, we'll
take a moment. I just love that story from I'm just picturing this in
my head, like Taco Bell. It goes like this guy went through all
the effort to play Christmas paper over the windows, over the cameras. He
knew, he knew from when they were going, and he knew what something
was going to happen. Yeah, like this, there was a plan and
this guy's head. He covered the cameras, he co the windows, he
knew what he was doing. I would think they were looking to have an
orgy. Well it kind of sounds like that, or they got together and
had it somewhere else after hours and then they're like, okay, let's have
a Christmas party. You really see what we can bring in? Yeah,
recruit. Maybe Brianna will jump in. I love to do that. You
know, maybe Becky or whatever, you know that I really got so he
flew right off your talk. Just what we're saying that I was naked with
a woman. That's the only, the only story. I'm saying. You
a shot to get on the nice list. It's probably a long shot.
If I get on the nice list. The bills are making the playoffs.
That's what I'm saying. It's with Becky and Brianna. Oh my god.
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What if you had one thing you could eat for the rest of your life,
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I'm women listening. Hang on a second. Now, you're making me a
little self just because one of my favorite movies of all time is Roadhouse.
Yeah. OK, because it's a piece of shit. It is a garbage,
piece of shit movie, and I love it. I love it because
it was, like I remember in nineteen eighty seven or eighty eight it came
out. I'm very disappointed that they're trying to remake it. I'm hearing the
Amazon Prime is rewriting the whole thing. He's supposed to be like a UFC
fighter. It's uh, Jake Gyllenhall or whatever is in this. But they're
they're they're fucking with the whole thing. Like the director's pissed and the east
pissed and a producer's pist But I love that movie and I have a friend
Patrick Swayze. That's why they watched That's why women love it. And you
know who else is in it. Yes, tell me beef, it's what's
for breakfast? An actor that Sam Ally so younger old, you're getting young
Patrick's for breakfast? And by the way, yeah, what else was Patrick
Swayze? And that women love? Oh that fucking dirty danced woman wants to
be held up in the air. Now you get to you know what I
love with his shirt off. Let me tell you this. They try to
reenact that movements and ship and you see more fails for women that have come
up with broken noses, chip teeth because that because they try to she goes
like he goes, I got you. Yeah, you know she put on
a few fucking pounds. It's the last time you tried it since her first
look hides a lot of pounds. Terrible. Why they were white? I
know what movie is this from? I don't know any of Angels. Nicholas
Cage and before playing making her look like a joy, she really did a
beautiful face with that. It's tough because and I remember being out in l
A and you saw women who one and radio had been in Playboy, and
she had done all this stuff and I was interviewing for a job with her.
Person goes to me, don't don't look at her face, and you
know she had a lot of plastic surgery, and I think it's who is
this ellen ka ellen k. Yeah. She was part of Rick D's show
for many years and then she was on with a face for radio. She
was really pretty, but she had tried to stay you know, through the
plastic surgery, to stay looking younger. And it wasn't terrible, but it
was bachelor had a little I mean, yeah, it shy in a different
places. I understand. Maybe nack my friend a lift. I know a
lot of women if they could have plastic surgery, they would say, I
just want to lift. They don't want bigger boobs, They just want to
bring them up a little bit. Huh. Not anybody fucking on the floor,
but they talk about getting a lift. I think this is amazing.
You should be a consultant for for women, for women for like a plastic
surgery place. Hey you know, a little little lift, me a little
lift. What was the movie? Was it Summer Rental where John Candy and
the girl she had the move? Since she comes over, she goes,
can you feel these? And he doesn't know what to do. The guy
comes out and goes what are you doing? You have showing your titty agains
again. It's like, I love that movie. I love them. Did
you ever see wedding crashers Sigourney not Sigourney were Jane? Yeah, she goes
like, my tits just just got them done. Now. I watched that
movie in the theater with my mother, my sister, and brother in law.
My mother is right next to me. I don't know if it's because
I think because my mother was right next to me. I laughed so hard
at that movie because we didn't know what it was going into it, and
uh, we just had the part of Vince vaugh getting jerked off unneath the
table. And I'm next to my mother, I'm crying. I when I
laugh, I laugh loud when it's funny. And then you know, like
my tits, I just had him done. And then she's like, you're
filthy co where they built for speed with the old sip the old Sailors still
in the house. What I said the other night, I love that movie.
That was one of my favorite movies of all time. Absolutely, you
know what, I'll tell you some of my favorites. I'm getting some likes
on the Facebook post and I want to give a shout out Debt Bishop from
the Beast Cancer Coalition. Yeah, I don't know her. Yeah, we
gave her a check for twenty three thousand dollars. Yeah. Yeah, to
add to all the other stuff going in. You got mister Jimmy White or
is he likes to be called Jimmer? That is not my favorite name.
He does the white trash. Oh yeah, and his fiance Sandra ed Dolan
Kevinzona ed Dolan would be my I believe it's my own You're uncle oay,
I think so. Grive Xannon Kim Hallick Rob is a guy who wants to
start his own podcast okay, and reached out to me and he wants to
do it about being a divorced middle aged guy. And he bought his own
equipment, and uh, I was gonna show him how to storyboards my ideas
and work it out. A divorce middle aged guy wants to talk about this
in a regular I guess, so you know what it would be life at
that age. I mean, if you could do it, if you did
it, I have no interest. And I am that guy. As long
as you has some Taco bell story, that's rights. I don't know.
No, Becky Decane Decan. I don't know Jimmy Lynch, Charlene Clement.
Aren't these your friends? I'm not they they're friends with Biller, Bill fi
Cal Gallagher, Dwayne Bond. I appreciate father Dave Ful. Yeah yeah,
Dave Phelps. You got to ask about the Rudolph the Red Nose range.
I am. I want to pat myself on the back for a minute.
Today. I was a bit of a hero today. I read that eight
and ten adults have flushed something they shouldn't have down the toilet now, like
grease, right, sometimes drugs, And I supposed to flush those down the
toilet. The drug I flushed cigarette butts. People flust those down the toilet.
Not supposed to condoms. Condoms definitely because they could snag. I clogged
my toilet like bad, bad bad. Every week you have a toilet story
or hang on poopy story storyboards, storyboard. I'm telling the truth. I
am telling the truth here. And I woke up this morning and I lifted
the litters like pikapoo. There it was so I tried to I went and
I boiled hot water and I was trying to dump it in there and flush
at the same time. Well it started the crest. There's nothing I could
do. Did you have what they call nowadays a plunger? I didn't.
This is why I'm a huge hang on. I was getting to a point
where I'm like, I gotta I have to go to the bathroom. I
don't have enough time to get to ACE or to home depot. So I
call down. Because I live in a place that has a maintenance crew,
I call down and I say, can they bring a plunder? And she
says to me, well, they can handle it for you. That's what
we do. And I said, no, no, no, this is
just yes, just drop just draw a taco bell emergency and now the story
you're here in La drop drop the thing. So all of a sudden,
ten minutes later, I am I'm touching stick, I'm crashing myself, and
I hear ding dong, and I go bolting down the stairs and there's the
happy young maintenance guy. Hey, Bill, we'll take care of it.
I go, no, you won't. I go leave the bucket, lead
the plunger. I will have it washed, bleached and sitting back out here
in fifteen minutes. And I went upstairs and I plunged that shit, cleaned
it all up, scrubbed the floor, watched. I am a hero because
I'll tell you what. These guys, maintenance guys have gone and gone to
these other luxury places where I live. And I know they've had to do
it because when I called, they said, we'll handle it for you,
and I go, no, you don't have to. You know, some
Ethelo's push some want of Doug's dates. So when's the parade for their float?
I want everything on the flow. When was this today today? Now?
Between this morning and tonight, have you bought a plunger in case it
happens? No? Dog, Sorry, I think I think that's the first
thing I would do. You want to send a gift? Yeah, oh
gifts gifts. Send send a plunger to Bill. Go to the dollar store.
That was fill up a box. Very heroic. I didn't have somebody
else come in tomorrow. It's something you never want to borrow. That was
a human smoothie in there. I'm telling you, Oh God, you know
the last time you had to take a dump taking his kid to the airport.
You're like, I think it's take my kid to the airport. I'm
gonna losing him, Like No, it's like I took my kid at the
airport. I had to take a dump like. This isn't sentimental, ID
it's a plumbing running. Yes, it's the thing. By the way,
I did see where somebody did this, and I applaud this person, and
I don't think they should have been fired. A lot of people try to
get an increase in their salary, and but there if you have if you're
making a certain amount of money, it's hard to find you. A lot
of times you can find something that would be a lateral move, but not
something that's necessarily an increase. Would that be fair to say? So let's
say, for example, you're making fifty grand. It might be easy to
find a job that's paying you six fifty grand somewhere else. But why would
you make that move. You'd want to make at least seventy five that kind
of jump. So a guy in Baltimore was working for the city and he
dummied up a fake job and said he got an offer and it was like
twenty five thousand dollars more, and so they wanted to hold them. They
wanted to keep them, so he's ready to They were going to increase his
pay but they wanted to call this other place to make sure to just say
you got it. They found out it was completely made up. It didn't
exist, and they fired him, and they fired him. Motherfucker got and
lost a six figure job over this shit. While you roll the dice,
you got to know that I were only allowed to ask certain questions or it's
against the law, Like if somebody calls you for restaurant reference in retail,
and this was thirty forty years ago, you were only allowed to say that
they worked for you from June oh, twenty fifteen to July twenty eighteen.
And that's it. You can't say good or bad because then if they find
out, they can see you. So he should have went about it better
than that. And I had a friend. He was working for a rolling
Stone. I met him out in California, and very smart guy, very
talented. He got a job offer, he went for a one day interview,
flew to New York, and the interview went back and he had a
board meeting and he goes, Hey, I'm not leaving or anything, but
I just won't let you know that I was made an offer of this amount
of money, So I'm just gonna let everybody know, and he got a
raise in it with it next week, right. A lot of times it'll
happen. I mean, I've had I had similar things in radio where I
had a job offer in another city and uh, they didn't match it,
but they kept but they also threatened to assume me for breach of contract.
You had a centate contract when you're on radio, Huh I did? Yeah?
Yeah, not everybody, not everybody, just the chal just not the
top dogs had cheese the numeral you know. Let me let me tell you
what the best thing is those radio contracts, and probably any contract. It's
really just supposed to be the rules by which we play right in case things
in case shit falls apart, and it's always in favor of the employer.
But the uh, I I had so much stuff taken out of it because
I had somebody who represented me that did all that stuff. I had things
taken out of it that I mean, and no fucking employees Christmas party.
No, I was allowed. I was totally allowed. You have to do
that. No, a matter of fact, it's called the Taco Bell class
run for the border. No, there were things like you needed. They
had to come to thirty days before to let you know if they were going
to review. So so really they would wait till the last minute, so
you couldn't really find another job if they were going to do this, and
I got it moved to ninety days. It was just minor things like that,
but they don't they really make it in favor other bullshit things like,
uh, you know one company, I'll have you to do free endorsements and
stuff like that. You know, they want you to do one free before
they pay it. I had all that shit. Yeah, take it out,
take it out. Take well, not freebies, but it was just
it was just bullshit stuff. It's it's shitty they do such dumb Radio is
is and I'm sure any industry, but it was always like just some of
the shittiest stuff that I had ever seen go down in terms of the way
they would treat some of the employees, not all of them, but some
of them. And I remember we had a it was Danny. It was
Danny who was producing the show I was on, and they came to me
and said, no, I know, but it was your footy, yeah,
your foodie the uh but Danny was uh wanted. So I said to
them, listen Why did he just give him the amount of same amount of
vacation, Like, we can't get him right, go give them the same
amount of vacation as the rest of us. So when we're off, the
whole show's off. Well, we can't do that. What if one of
the other producers found out? I go, what if they did? And
she's like, well, I mean, I go, this isn't we gave
a mouse a cookie, He's gonna want a glass of milk. Nobody should
know what's in anybody else. Well, people talk. I go, Okay,
I work for the same company, and I have a buddy who's in
Seattle and he's from Austin, and this company that we all worked for,
they're building him studios in Austin so he can broadcast back to Seattle. I'm
going back to Poughkeepsie. I want the same thing. I go, you're
fucking idiot. This is the dumbest sh normal It's like. But that was
the thinking in radio. A lot of times. It made no sense,
no sense, And now we're here it's like a strip club. Yes,
oh that made no sense. A couple of things made sense, all right,
Doug, you're excited now? Yes? About what Thursday. Yes,
yes, I'm ready. Who's coming Thursday? Mike Dan Brough? No,
no, no, to see you like your parents coming? I think my
parents are coming Saturday. Oh they are? What show? I think the
early show seven o'clock, seven o'clock, at nine o'clock. I don't know.
I might come to the seven and sit with your dad. I love
it. I love death Dave, I do. I think Dave is great.
Yeah, let's go about to hear the Reindeer. Well you when?
When? What show? Will you be most relaxed at the last? Idea?
Probably the last one? Yeah, by then you'll know. But I
think after your first night. Well, if you come to the last one,
we can have a couple of drinks together for the first time. I
don't think we've had a drink together. Oh that's the outside coffee done that.
Doug Phelps should have been Headlining's wrong with you? Guys? We went
to see Dan's band one time. We left early there. Yeah, yeah,
we did. What's the name of his band? It used to be
Diggler's Bridge now it's something that no vanity projectity project, don't know, don't
know yet was the name they tried. Yeah, that was an you too.
It is gonna be you. Also, I'm very excited. I think
everybody needs to come out and see Doug. And I will say this all
all silliness aside. Danberd does not disappoint anybody. Is phenomenal. It's very
funny, yes, and likable, and he has a lot of people who
really enjoyed. You know, he's many years he was here, he grew
up here, and I believe so. Yeah, so this will be good.
This is like a hometown show. You're the funniest guys from the area.
Carlson co Comedy, Carlson dot Com. Pick your show one Thursday,
two Friday, or two Saturday. It's Carlson. I know they fuck it
up. It's weird. It's Carlson Coomedy dot Com. I don't know why
they do that. Carlson Comedy dot Com. Yeah, get your show,
you locked in. Come have a couple, a couple of drinks. I
went there last Thursday. I left my ass off. Yes, you told
me about Rich I really liked. I had a couple of Dirty Martinez,
a couple of Genny Lights and I'm after, uh the show. Really nice
guy, say Mark Late. I think Jake was working a door, Carl's
bartender. Your time is great, drinks, great food. You know they
got to make your own pizza again. Those big old, huge pretzels.
Women like that because they put their hands around it. It feels like a
huge cock that they want to play with later and it gets things kind of
rolling. That's what I heard your pretzel on. She's like, I want
your dig this big, and I want to be twisted up just like this
pretzel. That's how you get it at Mister salty knew what he was doing.
Leave us wait, I don't want you to give your closer. Can
you give us one joke as we close it out tonight? One one joke
that we well. People say, I'm fifty three years old and single and
they're like, Doug, you should get a dog. And I'm like,
you know what, maybe I should get a dog. My mother's got a
dog. I love dogs sitting. I'll get a dog. And they're like,
that's great, get a red but make sure it's a rescue dog.
I'm like, well, what's that. Well, that's a dog that's been
treated like shit and you're going to fix it. And I'm like no,
Like I'm like, yeah, that's not going to work. A couple of
years ago, I had a rescue girlfriend and I try to take chocolate from
her and she bit my hand. My buddy's knocked on the door. She
lost your shit for twenty five minutes. If it's anything like that, I'm
pretty sure it is no rescue. Anything that is great. I like that
a lot, say Friday Saturdays. Thanks for having me on bill always,
Doug, thanks for coming in, Foodie. Nice to see it, Nice
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