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Made a decision. Face sunny sum, I had a vision. So what's

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up? Happy fourth? It's a
holiday, it is, Yes, it

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is. Today's the fourth of July. Yeah, it is. For you

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people, it is. I'm having
a great time right now watching fireworks July.

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Let'st's talk about the fourth of July
for a second. It used to

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be when the kids were a little
it was kind of a big deal,

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like, oh, the Fourth of
July. And I remember so many of

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your stories, your Fourth of July
stories, and then it's like, here's

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what happened. What happened. We
got a dog, and then we were

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so concerned about like, how's our
dog gonna do with fireworks that we were

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afraid to leave her home, right. I remember the first year, we

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got super extra about it and bought
her like these herbal these little hills that

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you can get it anywhere. Yeah, pets at a pet store that are

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supposed to be calming, you know. So we were like putting her on

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a lot of hill We're like,
I'll, you know, load her up

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on doggie Benzos douser. Yeah yeah, And then she was I mean,

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I don't I don't know if the
pills worked or not. But she doesn't.

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She's not crazy about firework. I
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I mean a little bit, but
it was a big deal. We could

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probably have left her alone. But
now is like too late. If we're

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used to being home, we're used
to having an excuse for why we don't

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need to go right right, So
li fourth right, And remember we used

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to talk about this a lot years
ago. It's always like a big casha

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and finding parking and like I'm going
to go to some park and like Woodland

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Hills and bring blankets and load up
a picnic basket and then try to find

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parking and then for for some lights
and the you know right right, yeah,

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I mean I remember my fund.
This memory of fourth of July was

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when Natalia we just moved to our
new neighborhood and Italian made her best friend

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was Cammy, remember Cammy, of
course, who's now like president and of

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all, you know the her student
club at school, you know, on

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our way to Harvard and she her
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no, no, no, they
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Anyway, they told us where to
go in the new neighborhood to look

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for to look at the fireworks,
go to this street, in this street,

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like in an intersection up the hill, you know, three blocks away

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from our house, right right right, And then we get up there and

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there's it's it. There's nowhere to
park because all it's everybody else is up

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there with all their kids. Pitch
Black can't see can't find Cammy. I

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don't know, like no Wi Fi, so I couldn't text her mom.

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So and then we're watching fireworks and
Italians and tears because she can't find Cammy.

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And all of a sudden, you
hear this little Natalia Cammie and it

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was like fireworks. They came together
and hugged and you know, it's so

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cute to bring this all back to
today. Yeah, just last night Cammy

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came into town and n Italia went
and saw her. Oh really because Cammy

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moved right to Washington right yeah,
Colorado? Oh Denver? Okay, yeah,

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and how many years ago it's been
like five years, seven, eight

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years yeah, long ago. Yeah, we went on vacation with them,

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like we went to there, like
Adam would never go to anybody. He

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loved that family. So Whitewater Rafting, Yes, we did an Italian Adam

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like two peas in a pod,
right, Yeah, and Cammy liked Devil's

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egg loves Devil's Eggs, which endeared
her to Adam. Right, and she

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would notice when he would grow a
beard, mister Carolla, beard looks good

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on you. And they bonded over
the movie Master and Commander with right.

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Uh Russell Crow, Yeah yeah yeah, got that got buried behind Russell Brand,

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which should being such a compliment to
Russell Brand. His name comes to

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me before Russell Crow, It's true. Yeah. So anyway, so how

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was the reunion? How she doing
She's doing? I don't know because I

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fell asleep and Natalia went over there
and visited her. Her mom wasn't there,

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Otherwise I would have gone. But
um, she's staying at Olivia's house,

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their other their third little Yeah.
Okay, that's got weird. No,

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no, no, because Natalia had
went to Newport today. Anyway,

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she had plans. She always every
summer Cammy goes to Olivia's. Okay,

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yeah, so yeah, it was
cute. It was nice. Shall we

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say hi to our peeps? We
should? Let's say when I have a

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really sweet story, really crazy story, okay, yeah, yeah, and

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we were we were together at a
party yeah, uh, a couple days

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ago. So let's say Rachel Newcome
is a newcomer, newcomer. She'd call

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Rachel newcomer, welcome newbie. I
wonder how long we can call her newcomer,

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but you know us forever. And
guess who's back, Randy may Aimes,

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Oh, welcome back. Too many
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she cut one out? This is
Randy Ames. There you go. We'll

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have nothing to say about her though, Lorie Gory, that would be that

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would be better around Halloween. Okay, so we're gonna bring that one.

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I will bring up in October.
Nikki, Nikki, call call you call

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your girl, call a girl.
Listen, people, it's hot outside.

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Don't blame us. We're tired and
it's hot. Ashley, so chic Leslie

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accosted somebody outside of Target? Did
you hear there was a mom? Okay,

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we have to find this story,
Kaylin. This is your homework for

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producer, Kaylin. Yeah, look
up a story about a mom who got

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arrested for falsely accusing somebody of trying
to accost her children outside of Target.

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Somebody tell me this story on Instagram. So if you can't find it,

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Elizabeth Leslie I think it was Jacob
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Elizabeth Williams and his children. Hero
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It's like it's like his father's day. Yeah, he loves. Something

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to know about Hero. Yeah,
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He's wearing red, white and blue. He dyed his hair red. He's

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wearing blue sandals and a white speed
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Polly. We love your pancakes,
Athena, we love your dancing.

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Valerie. So this is Valerie Fenwick. I didn't realize until I was just

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looking on our Patreon that her middle
name is bub And where has that been?

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Valerie Bubba? Valerie Bubbs. Yeah, now what's upba? G's up?

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Bubba? So just Bubba? Yes, she'll know you know, you

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know who we mean Valerie when we
say Bubba. Katerina, get that Mueller

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check gabbyon Missy. They the fourth
is a bad holiday for them. They

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always get in, always in a
holding cell by the end of the night.

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Always. Uh. Now that badass
Rebecca Kelly Brant is your aunt's sholl

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take you where you need to go, Alicia Stante Leslie, stop coughing already,

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like twenty twenty three. Yes,
Sarah's the fano, she's your pisano

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forget up, don't fall Sandra.
It's not easy being green Christa. You

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making me want on a stroop.
And Stephanie's a stinker wrinker. Stephanie,

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you could have done karaoke with us
the other night, but you'll left.

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It's the first song, right.
So Stephanie and I went to a raging

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party over the weekend at Patrick's house, Yes, where we're at right now?

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Huh yeah, in his backyard.
Stephanie rolled up with John and a

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six pack of of turkey burghers.
That a cookie, a fourteen dollars pack

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of cookies. They were like six
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This is just a quick thing about
like bringing stuff. Okay, we should

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have gone to Ralph's or like Trader
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it had already like time was Yeah, I can't believe I got here before

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you did. Why was I late? Why did I tell you I couldn't

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come into a little bit later?
Oh okay, I just remembered another our

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AC went out before I heard about
this it's word in the streets. Yeah,

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street, I was that. But
we had so the our ac guy

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was coming between one and four,
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to happen also anyway, So then
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a long time to like be on
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my lung infection. Yeah, so
I don't know. We were just going

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to go for the second half of
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from four to ten. Oh I
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big gap, Like that's a lot
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to be like karaoke, you know, And I thought it might be better

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to get there a little later when
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know me, by the time I
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now we're way more than fashionably late, right, I was hoping to

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be here by six so he could
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yea with the losers, right,
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like six, six fifteen. Anyway, we didn't show up until like six

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forty five. But so we're going
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know, I don't want to show
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He told us the stuff he was
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you know, bring whatever you want
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know he asked to asked us to
bring. Oh no, it wasn't a

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big deal, but he said,
he said, there's going to be beer

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and wine and like veggie burgers and
hamburgers and hot dogs. But if you

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want something whatever, bring something.
If you want something else, I guess

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I just wanted to stop and like
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so we had. The only grocery
store that was on the way is Gelson's.

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Now if you if you don't have
Gellston's, which I don't think you

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do in other parts of the country, it is so fucking expensive. Yeah,

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it's overpriced. It's one of those
chee it's like the name and Marcus

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of like groceries. Yes, for
no reason, there's something special about it.

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They carry the same brand every yeah, same stuff, right, there's

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no super special Gelson brands. Like
everything's gourmet shit everywhere. No, it's

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just regular food at insane prices right
right. It's really it's like if you

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were going to a grocery store on
Rodeo Drive, and I know, right

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it's the only place that if I
want um caviare, That's where I'll go.

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If I'm craving, like for Christmas
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I feel like you might as well
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never thought about it. Yeah,
only because Gellson's is near my house,

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right, But it's crazy expensive,
it is. So let's take a quick

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break and then I'll explain what happened. All right, all right, well,

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all right, So we stopped at
Gelson's and John runs in and I

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said, listen, they're not going
to have turkey burgers, so let's just

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let's get some turkey burgers. So
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turkey, and I said, and
while you're there, get some cookies,

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I said, And don't go to
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because I was going to stay in
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Otherwise I would have taken care of
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have to send him in there.
I go, don't go we don't don't

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bring chips ahoy, yeah, like
go to the bakery section. But also

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don't spend like forty dollars on like
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Right. But you know in the
bakery of grocery stores, they'll have some

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stuff in like a fresher, like
some big cookies or whatever, Okay,

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and they're usually like, you know, five six bucks for a box of

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like nicer cookies. Yeah. So
John comes out with this little box.

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They had like six cookies in it
that were almost it was. It would

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be stretching it to say they were
big cookies. They had bigger, but

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they were good. I had one, okay, So I get I'm like,

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oh, in my mind, I
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didn't have like like it Ralph's when
you get like a big yeah, there's

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like ten, ten or twelve cookies
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six cookies, right, And so
I'm like okay, yeah, I look

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at the price. It was like
fourteen bucks. What. Yeah, So

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I'm our little shopping trip. We
came in with our silly little here's four

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burgers, right and six cookies,
and we probably spent like fifty bucks.

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Well Patrick appreciated it. It's just
funny. It's just funny. So then

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we get to the party and I'm
expecting a rager because there was gonna be

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karaoke and there's a porta potty and
there's you know DJ basically right, there's

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like a whole setup. Yeah,
And there were like and I didn't say,

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I don't see anybody, so I
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got John with me, and then
I don't hear any noise. I was

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like, is anybody here? And
you're like, yeah, yeah, they're

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all in the back, which there
were, but they were like, I

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don't know, twelve people scattering a
people. Robin was here, Yeah,

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Robin was here. We had fun
with them, and a bunch of the

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ace holes Addie, Brian, Jane, Jane I'm missing, yeah, and

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Jen and Gen and then some randos
that I didn't recognize, right, Patrick's

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people of Patrick's friends that I met, Yeah, that I knew I've met

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before. Now Kalin didn't come.
Now why oh, because let's see,

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there was a very long week last
week, a lot of it taken up

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by Isla's birthday. We'd drove all
the way down to Lego Land and back,

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so that was a trip. And
we live in Long Beach and it

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is a trek to come up here
and we did not want to take the

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kids through that especially, it was
a long week. That's a whole day

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thing, getting the kids ready,
driving them up in traffic, driving them

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back at you know, they go
to bed at eight thirty, put them

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down. Like we had a long
week. I had a long weekend.

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I had work to do. I
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show. It's like, I don't
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So me and Amy were like,
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then we couldn't get her. Parents
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no one to watch the kids.
So I was like, you know what,

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Patrick's gonna have plenty more parties over
the summer. This is the first

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one. I'm gonna Yeah, that's
true. I'm gonna tell you something,

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Kaylin, your kids would not have
had fun at I mean, in my

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mind I was thinking, oh,
there's gonna be a bunch of little like

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three year olds running around like you're
missing They're gonna miss a party. But

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honestly, like Ellie was out for
as far as I could see, she

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for a while before you got here. Yeah, once I got there,

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even at the kids were like no, no kids. Yeah, well we

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would have come up early and left
early, and they would have played with

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Ellie. We came up here a
few weeks ago and they had a lot

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of fun just playing with Ellie.
So I think it would have been fine.

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We would have been going home early. But yeah, it was way

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too much and do it too much. The traffic this week has been insane.

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Oh yeah, just now, like
coming it was. It's just out

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of control. It's just packed.
It's just a parking lot. I don't

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blame you, but yeah, your
kids wouldn't have had fun. Yeah,

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but I had a great time.
Yeah, So we were all having fun.

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And then John and I left and
then tell me last, right when

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you were leaving, they got the
karaoke going, right, and I left.

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Well, I think Jane was singing
I'll be home for Christmas. Right,

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she kicked it off with a Christmas
song, right, super it was

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hilarious. Yeah, and then nobody
wanted to get up, okay really right?

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No, Well then he had,
um you see the guy with the

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hat and the glasses, us with
hat, some glasses, but I think

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I know, yeah, and um
he was he was the he was like

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the DJ and going oh yeah,
yeah that guy. Yeah, Lewis Lewis,

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Yes, yes, and he was
like come on like it was and

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nobody was getting Patrick's getting in the
jacuzzi. I was like, come on,

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Patrick, I'll do a Van Hallend
song with you. And He's like,

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no, no, I'm not singing. I'm not singing. And I

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was like all right, like Patrick, so I know and so uh.

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Then the best was well. One
of the best performances was Robin and Wade

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got up and did um uh let
me go on like a blister and the

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sun let me go on. Oh
god, they are so and she's like

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dancing and done and done noo and
she's like kicking or keels dancing and he's

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singing. I mean, they did
such a great job. It was the

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hutest thing I've ever seen. And
then somebody else, a couple of girls

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got up and did oh a Whitney
Houston song. Then nobody would get up

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again and uh, let's see.
Then Robin and Wade got up again and

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they did, oh god, she's
gonna get and I'm like, creep,

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yeah, but she was gonna do
creepy. She did. That's it creep

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And my child Xander is gonna come
on for our next show. Yes,

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he okay, I did. I
didn't want to say this to Robin at

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the time, so she can now
hear this while she's listening. But kids

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are like, that song is real
hack like it. It's just too overdone,

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right Xander, Yeah, okay he
They're like because I at one point

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one of them, Xander or Sadie
knows how knows how to play the song

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and sing it. And I was
like, well, why don't you do

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that song? It was like for
some audition and Xander's like, mom,

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no, no, that is you
just do not do that's so overdone it.

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When over it was a big over
here because everybody that's an older crowd.

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So she couldn't get away with that
at a high school show though she

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can't hit with a tomato ie.
If Xander had been here, he would

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have been like eye rolls, Yeah, okay, Xander to come if you

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want to come to this party by
the way, and he was like,

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yeah, you know, I had
Sonny almost come out the door. He

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was coming. And then as I'm
leaving, he gets a text from his

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friend Cameron and he's like, oh, I'm out. I was like,

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all right, maybe dodged a bullet, but he would have been fine,

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though, I know, but I
think I told you when I got here,

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I was like, I don't think
Xander and Sadie would have had like

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the greatest time. Yeah, but
it wasn't really fun art. Yeah,

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I had some great conversations me too. I really loved talking to Jen your

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friend Ja. Yeah, she's great. She was super fun. And John

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was entertaining the Yeah, he was
cracking everybody up and um. And then

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of course I love Addie. She's
like, she's like Familia with me.

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I just love her. I adore
her, and I love I love those

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guys. Brian is so sweet.
He's adorable. It's a sweetheart. He

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friended me on Facebook. Oh he
did. Yeah, he's a sweetheart,

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he really is. And uh and
Jane's hilarious. She's so funny. Yeah,

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so it was fun. Yeah,
it was a good time. Dylan

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was here for a little bit and
his wife missed him when I missed him.

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You never met his wife, have
you? No, I've never met

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Sucy. She's beautiful and a sweetheart. That surprises me. No, right,

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every surprises everybody. A lot of
people are like, oh, he's

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punching, she's punching he's punching up. No, I'm just kidding. I

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love you, Dylan. Um,
but yeah it was fun Patrick was a

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great host. The food was delicious. I loved it. I usually like

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hamburgers, but um, I like
a good cheeseburger grilled off. I will

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eat a homemade hamburger. Yeah it
was really good. Yeah. It's funny

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because I always think of the who
is it Chris uh? The Chris Rock?

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Huh is it Chris any? But
the houseburger out when he wants to

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go to McDonald's, got McDon you
don't got none? And then he talks

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about his mom because my momburger my
mom used to make. Okay, so

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everybody knows, Like this is so
interesting to people. But I do not

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like onions. I don't like them. I hate them. I don't like

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I don't like celery. Just don't
put that. Don't chop up a bunch

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of things and put them in my
food that I have to go like,

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oh is that onions? Like?
I don't want that stuff mixed in my

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tuna fish. I don't want I
don't want to see anything green. I

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don't want relish, I don't want
celery. No, nothing crunchy fit you

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like I like relish, Yeah,
I don't so I so you like pickles?

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No, I like a pickle.
I like pickles on their own.

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I will eat I like a dill
pickle. Oh my god, we got

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we have to remind us to ask
Lander about this because the first time he

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we accidentally bought sweet pickles, he
thought he was gonna die. He was

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what, I thought I was gonna
die. I thought I was gonna die.

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He was like, what is this? This just doesn't taste right.

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And I was like, oh,
shoot, that wasn't a dill pickle.

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Oh. I traumatized. Then when
next time we bought pickles, he was

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like scared to eat it, and
I was like, no, no,

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no. I checked the label really
careful. Okay, all right, you

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know you have to look at the
label. If it says sugar the ingredients,

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you know you're screwed because they don't
always tell you. They don't always

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say sweet pickles. Sometimes it's just
the store brand and you don't realize it's

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not a kosher dill. Anyway.
Anyway, most of the time, my

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mom, well all of the time. I would have loved hamburgers when I

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was a kid, but my mom
put everything. It was some kind of

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like kitchen sink burgers. It was
just like, oh my god, what

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don't you put into the ground hole
burgers? Oh, it's like minced onions.

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And here's the thing, Lynette,
And this is why this is not

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the only reason I don't speak to
my mom. Be known, there's other

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factors involved. But looking back,
like she knew I didn't like that,

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so she knew that there'd be at
least one person who just couldn't eat it

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if she made it that way,
right, And I have to say that

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I don't totally cater to my kids, but like, if there's a dish

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that I like to make and I
know one of them doesn't like it that

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much, then okay, they can
eat something else or part of the meal.

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But like, if I really knew
that one of my kids hated something

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that was a food they like,
wouldn't you just make put a couple of

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burgers aside? Right? Why not
it? Do you have to be like

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punitive about it? I don't like
it? And then in front, yeah,

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and then topping up like bell peppers. Everyone was like a pot pourri

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of things that I don't like,
all packed into a burger and then like

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served out like and then and then
she'd give me a look like it's Michael,

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like I'm heavy that I don't want
to that. I'm like, oh,

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no, thanks, right. It's
not like i'd be like, what

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the fuck? Mom? Yeah,
how come you're putting all that shit in

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my burgers? Right? Oh?
I would just be like okay, no,

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thanks, yes, right, Oh
okay, you don't want a hamburger?

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Yeah, obviously I don't want a
hamburger. There's like things falling out

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of me, yes, especially green
things. I hate that. I know

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my mom used to do that shit. Kaylyn, did you find that story?

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I did? What happened? So? Mom influencer sentenced to ninety days

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for fate claim that Latino couple tried
to kidnap her children. That sounds yeah,

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this is a target, right,
Michaels. Okay, that's another story.

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I think this is happening left and
right. The one I have is

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from a target, but go read
that one. But this one is a

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white California mom Influencers has been sentenced
to ninety days in jail for fabricating a

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story about a Latino couple trying to
kidnap her children. Katie Sorensen was convicted

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in April of making a false report
of a prime after her December twenty twenty

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social media posts that alleged a man
and woman tried to kidnap for two children

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in the parking lot of a Michael's
Craft store in Petaluma. Petaluma, about

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forty miles north of San Francisco.
I just saw this story. I just

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thought, what was I watching three
days ago? Oh? It was?

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Then this is another It is happening
a lot. Yeah, this is another

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one because I was just watching.
I was I'm watching all these like documentaries

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shows like uh busted. Like there's
one where they but they're watching people.

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They convict people based on prison phone
calls. There's another one that's like after

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Dark arrested, Like crazy shit that
happens after dark with people getting arrested.

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This woman like fell asleep behind the
wheel, like totally passed out at a

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light, like completely passed out.
They were rocking the car trying to wake

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her up, and she's like,
it's just passed out at a light.

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It's crazy. I wired. Did
you find this story? Did you find

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this story? You know it was
the same story, but the person who

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sent it to me was like maybe
this happened at a target. I target

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in my head is that same story? What the hell? But but remember

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when that was happening, like every
day at Ikea, they were, you

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know, which is why we have
the joke about Leslie a cost that I

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cant because it was like constantly,
like all these people are following me around.

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Oh, I went into the couch
section, and then they went into

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the couch section, and then I
sat down on a couch and then they

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sat down on a couch. And
it's like, yeah, because it's what

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people are buying, a couch.
What are these people getting out of attention?

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Is that? What? I don't
know? But listen, if people

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want to sex traffic you, they're
not going to do it at a busy

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Ikea. They're not going to Like
what are you going to get? We

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used to talk about this all the
time. Do you think they're gonna snatch

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you off your couch right and like
hustle you out the side door and then

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with all the camera children right right, with all the cameras. Yeah,

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and in the in the middle of
the store during a busy I can't are

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busy. And by the way,
they have to take you from level four

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all the way down to level three
and then out the escalator and then down

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and say like and then you get
down there and they're like, oh no,

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this is not what I parked.
Make the kid have to follow them?

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Wait wait, wait, just be
patient off by my car. I

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was on level B. This isn't
when I put out my back in laundry

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bath right, like, oh I
was here. We're here from the elevator

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up and down. This place is
amazing. You know what. Let's stop

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and get some Swedish meet right,
and then we'll get to the sex.

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Right, don't look for your mom
killing the elevator. The elevator opens.

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The moms there, Oh door,
closed door, closed door close. Somebody

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else is like opening the doorway people
trying to come in. I'm trying to

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sex traffic these kids. Yes,
god, they cover. I should have

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gone somewhere less busy, right,
yeah, for a thought, right plan

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ahead. Yes, So you've been
watching the Undercover Underage show. I did

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start watching it, and of course
John, my husband, John Taylor Duran

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Duran was like, what are you
watching? I was like, good TV?

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Yeah, hell yeah yeah. I
started watching it and I started with

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season two immediately, and I love
uh Rue. I love Rue. But

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also they had this girl who's like
twenty, he's playing a twelve year old,

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and they were age regressing her a
little bit, but dude, they

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didn't even need to. Now she
looks eleven. She looks like a twelve

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year old yea. And the way
she talks because she's nervous anyway, so

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she kind of and then she's like, oh, I'm gonna have to talk

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to the guy. And then she
has to talk to him, and and

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they change the guy's voices, which
I don't know why, because guys are

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convicted anyway, they're committing a crime, right, Why do they get privacy?

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I don't know. When you watch
Catch a Predator, the guy's just

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full on right there, like he's
face and everything, right, I don't

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know. I don't know that changed
her voice, they don't they, right,

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Hi Jenner you yeah? Or like
a robot yeah? And then and

405
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:22,519
then she's like hi, yeah,
I don't know. He's like what are

406
00:28:22,519 --> 00:28:26,559
you doing? And she's like,
I don't know, nothing reading and then

407
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,799
and then he's like what if I
came over? What would we do?

408
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:36,880
Um? Go for a drive or
mom? Yeah? And then I love

409
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,279
when she got nervous and she's like, I gotta go. My mom's calling

410
00:28:38,279 --> 00:28:41,359
me, right, But she hangs
up and Ru's like, Okay, we

411
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:45,599
gotta call him back. I don't. And you know the weird when I

412
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,839
first started watching it, I would
see like, so she's talking to these

413
00:28:49,079 --> 00:28:56,720
these scumbags and she's sitting on like
video camera FaceTime and Rue, the woman

414
00:28:56,759 --> 00:29:00,359
that runs a thing, is sitting
next to her ship down and holding it

415
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,480
up, and I'm like, she's
getting too close. The guy's gonna notice,

416
00:29:03,519 --> 00:29:07,119
Like what is At first I was
like, oh my god, like

417
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:11,480
she's too close to hers, She's
gonna get discovered. But they they work

418
00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:14,799
it out. It's crazy. This
is the one thing that kind of bugged

419
00:29:14,839 --> 00:29:18,400
me was Rue is very controlling of
what they say. Marry. It's like,

420
00:29:18,519 --> 00:29:21,440
listen, you're gonna hire people that
should be a little bit good at

421
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,920
improv. I would think you shouldn't
have to write down, Like you really

422
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,640
have to write down for her to
go. I don't know what are you

423
00:29:26,759 --> 00:29:32,000
doing? Yes or just a thumbs
up for a yes, like yeah.

424
00:29:32,039 --> 00:29:36,640
There was one scene where one of
the girls she said something like, my

425
00:29:37,039 --> 00:29:40,599
I gotta go. I have my
new bicycle or something, and the guy

426
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,359
goes, oh, you want to
show it to me? And she was

427
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:47,599
like uh, and I think Rue
just was like click, like hang up,

428
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:52,319
like lost connection, you know,
right, But it's crazy And the

429
00:29:52,319 --> 00:29:57,440
one thing I love about season two
is they show the guys getting arrested put

430
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,839
into the car, and then the
then the guy's like, am I going

431
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:07,559
to jail? And the guy the
cops like, well, let's talk first.

432
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,440
Uh what are you doing here?
Oh? I'm meeting a twelve year

433
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:15,559
old girl. It's just a friend, just a friend. What were you

434
00:30:15,599 --> 00:30:19,440
gonna do? Or just I love
when they say I'm protecting them because they're

435
00:30:19,519 --> 00:30:23,759
out there talking to adult males.
She's talking to men on the internet,

436
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:29,319
right, yeah, like you dick
wad like you know, but I'm gonna

437
00:30:29,359 --> 00:30:34,000
I'm showing up to protect her,
to stop her from talking. Like ah.

438
00:30:34,039 --> 00:30:37,519
The one guy was like, um, the police are like okay,

439
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:41,119
you know, you're under arrest and
he's like, oh was this? Did

440
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:45,279
I do something wrong? And they're
like yeah, and he goes, oh

441
00:30:45,759 --> 00:30:48,000
is it is it? Is that
a crime? They're like yeah, he

442
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,440
goes, is it a felony?
Remember that? Yeah? Like yeah,

443
00:30:51,519 --> 00:30:56,079
it is yeah he goes oh right, yeah yeah. Season two, they

444
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:59,480
they they show the guy getting arrested. They even show him going back to

445
00:30:59,519 --> 00:31:03,359
the jail and like a little bit
in the interrogation room, and then they

446
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:07,680
show you like what what he what
his sentences? And season two is a

447
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:11,799
success, like a spoiler alert,
like all the way through, like season

448
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,079
one, it's like barely got any
arrests, like they never they get a

449
00:31:15,119 --> 00:31:19,319
Season two, I think that they
redid like they were like, Okay,

450
00:31:19,359 --> 00:31:22,079
this is what we should do.
We'll get a bigger house, we'll be

451
00:31:22,119 --> 00:31:26,039
in an area where we can drive, and we'll catch people in this area.

452
00:31:26,119 --> 00:31:32,880
Because season one and season one is
all rude doing the undercover stuff.

453
00:31:33,079 --> 00:31:37,119
Yeah, the only thing is like
to catch a predator was basically the same

454
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:41,680
thing, and they they just did
it at I mean they did set up

455
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,240
houses and then they had different people. They just did the sting at one

456
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,359
house that they'd be like, okay, we're gonna do this house for the

457
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:52,119
weekend, and then they'd have perverted
justice, yes, reaching out to different

458
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:57,279
guys, right right, which is
that entrapment I'm not sure or the guys

459
00:31:57,319 --> 00:32:02,720
maybe the I think into a chat
room and then they wait to be yeah,

460
00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:06,200
right, yeah, and then I
got a good story for you.

461
00:32:06,279 --> 00:32:14,079
So let's take a break. Ye
Okay, So this is like crazy story

462
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,440
that Wendy told me. So,
okay, we all know my mother Helen,

463
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,759
she like worshiped my brother, King
of Dean, and he can to

464
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,640
do nothing wrong, like her firstborn. Then Dean and Wendy had three kids,

465
00:32:25,799 --> 00:32:30,559
Nicholas, Anthony, Megan. Nicholas
were the firstborn. He could do

466
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:35,480
nothing wrong. He's the king.
Nick. You know, Anthony was a

467
00:32:35,519 --> 00:32:37,200
pain in the ass, cried all
the time. It was on Rarevus wrack.

468
00:32:37,359 --> 00:32:42,720
But Nick whatever Nick wanted to eat, my mom would cook like barbecue,

469
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:47,640
you know all that. And so
so Nick just had this baby,

470
00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:52,799
right, So Wendy's telling me this
is kind of crazy. So Wendy's telling

471
00:32:52,799 --> 00:32:57,880
me the story that she was at
home. It was the day before and

472
00:32:58,079 --> 00:33:01,000
Zoe, the baby was born,
and she's getting ready to go to the

473
00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:07,279
hospital and there she looks out the
window and there's this like yellow bird,

474
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:12,559
like a canary, just chilling on
her balcony, and you know, she

475
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,359
was looking at it and whatever.
She's like, oh, that's interesting.

476
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:20,759
Then the baby the next day the
baby's born. They go back to Nick's

477
00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:25,200
house and I have video of it. This the canary is back, and

478
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:30,680
they live like three miles away from
each other, so this canary is like

479
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:37,720
like not only back, but flies
and it's like gets where. Okay,

480
00:33:37,799 --> 00:33:40,839
Nick is holding the baby on the
couch and it's just like how we're sitting

481
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:45,440
on the couch and this screen door
is like a couple like six feet away,

482
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:52,319
and this yellow bird is back and
it's got its claws in the screen,

483
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:57,039
like how often you see a bird
And it's looking at Nick and Enzo

484
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:05,079
at the baby and my other used
to love canaries and yellow birds. Wow

485
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,599
is that crazy? That is so
crazy? And it was trying to get

486
00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:12,719
into the house like it was flying
like trying to get in the house.

487
00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:19,920
And then I think it was like
two days later, Wendy was sitting up

488
00:34:20,079 --> 00:34:22,639
um in the in the nursery.
She's not hacking the baby. The bird's

489
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:30,719
back like again with with its fingers, with its claws in the screen like

490
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:34,000
on the thing, like did I
think about just letting the bird in the

491
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,559
house. They I don't know,
I don't know. And then the funniest

492
00:34:37,559 --> 00:34:42,280
part was the bird shit on Wendy's
car, which is hilarious because my mom

493
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:46,199
would have done something like that,
Oh my god. Um, but yeah,

494
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:50,119
it's that's it's or maybe the bird
just needed to go to the bathroom

495
00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:54,760
end. But is that is that
weird? That's why my mom and so

496
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,840
we looked it up. And and
when a yellow bird, like they say,

497
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:02,639
yellow bird means um like good fortune
you know, is to come and

498
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:07,920
good luck is to come. And
then when I was in Cabo, I

499
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,599
saw a red cone like a red
bird. But I'm in Cabo, so

500
00:35:10,639 --> 00:35:15,119
I was like, oh that's beautiful. Kept coming and sit and sitting on

501
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,440
our balcony. So then after she
tells me a story, I look up

502
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:22,039
the red bird and it said when
you see a red bird, it's it's

503
00:35:22,039 --> 00:35:30,719
it means uh angels or someone from
heaven kind trying to wow. Yeah.

504
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,760
And yellow was my mom's favorite color, and she loved yellow birds. She

505
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,800
loved like the Bird of Paradise because
paradise and also it looked yet like she

506
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:43,360
loved yellow. She loved yellow bird. It's it's dot to me. It's

507
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,559
crazy, not a weird story,
I know, I know. So I

508
00:35:46,599 --> 00:35:51,519
wonder like if anybody's ever experienced anything
like that, Like, I know people

509
00:35:51,559 --> 00:35:55,400
a lot of people feel that way
about like hummingbirds. Yeah, and dragonflies

510
00:35:55,599 --> 00:36:00,880
I've heard. Oh yeah, what
if it was just like anything like your

511
00:36:00,039 --> 00:36:05,880
ants, Like when ants are in
your kitchen, that's your grandma nana.

512
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,199
Yeah, because my nana always hated
ants in the kitchen. So this it's

513
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:13,280
like she's trying to remind me of
her, right, when there's ants in

514
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:17,280
the kitchen. You know, when
there's like a dog poop on your friend

515
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:22,360
law, that's like friends from the
past, right. That means high school

516
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:28,559
friends have passed away, you know, So now you just smile when you

517
00:36:28,679 --> 00:36:34,400
see dog poop on your lawn.
Or it could be molly your old dogs,

518
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,360
your old dogs that passed away poop. That's what it is. It's

519
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:42,079
your dogs have come by that your
dog has been by, right, So

520
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:45,559
see reframe, reframe it in your
brain before we go. But just tell

521
00:36:45,599 --> 00:36:49,719
you, um, and this is
I think this is gonna be a little

522
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:53,679
PSA for people about what happened with
our air conditioning. Yes, so,

523
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:58,480
um, notice the other day it
was like it was a hot day out.

524
00:36:58,519 --> 00:37:01,159
It was like the first of the
hot days, and all of a

525
00:37:01,199 --> 00:37:04,920
sudden I'm like, God, it's
really hot in our house. It's like

526
00:37:05,079 --> 00:37:07,519
I'm starting to like shits a little
bit, you know. And just to

527
00:37:07,519 --> 00:37:13,079
remind everyone, I'm Jewish. So
I look at the thermostat and it's seventy

528
00:37:13,079 --> 00:37:16,000
seven degrees in the house. So
I keep it at seventy five in the

529
00:37:16,039 --> 00:37:22,480
summer and sometimes seventy six, but
then people complain in the house sometimes,

530
00:37:22,519 --> 00:37:27,760
so I do seventy five anyway,
And I'm like, oh no. Because

531
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,239
our air conditioning, we had to
buy a new unit. I mean it

532
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:35,679
was a while ago at this point, maybe seven six or seven years ago,

533
00:37:35,679 --> 00:37:39,880
but it's still like relatively recent in
the scheme of buying a whole new

534
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:45,559
system for your house, right,
And I remember that before our air conditions.

535
00:37:45,599 --> 00:37:49,559
So I was like, you know
that feeling when you're like, oh

536
00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:52,679
shit, it's bad when your house
is not the temperature it's supposed to be,

537
00:37:52,639 --> 00:37:55,480
Because as soon as you see that
temperature creeping up, you're like,

538
00:37:55,719 --> 00:38:00,719
well, there it's broken, right, system's broken. Something's wrong. Yeah,

539
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:05,960
But I look and it's the fan. It's the thing is on and

540
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,159
it's going right, you know,
And I don't know it's in our closet

541
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:16,079
the motor because going air is blowing
air is not cold sod, that's what's

542
00:38:16,119 --> 00:38:22,079
the problem. Right, So um, I send John outside to check the

543
00:38:22,119 --> 00:38:25,840
compressor outside because when we used to
have problems with our AC when we first

544
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:30,159
started before, we needed a brand
new one. The line it's called the

545
00:38:30,199 --> 00:38:32,639
evaporator line. It's the line that
goes it's a little pipe, a little

546
00:38:32,679 --> 00:38:37,480
teeny pipe that goes from your compressor
into your house was frosted over. It

547
00:38:37,519 --> 00:38:43,360
was frozen. Okay, that's a
bad sign that happens to you then you

548
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:47,840
have a problem. So this is
so modern day, right, We google

549
00:38:49,079 --> 00:38:52,360
so I'm like, I know this
is what used to happen to us before

550
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,800
our thing went on the fritz and
we had to replace it. And I

551
00:38:54,880 --> 00:39:00,360
remember that there were like workarounds to
make it work, how to de frost

552
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:06,159
it. So we google it and
one of the things it says is here's

553
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,199
some different things to check, and
you've got to check your air filter.

554
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:15,760
So John checks the air filter and
it is disgusting, like it's black,

555
00:39:15,079 --> 00:39:19,880
it's full, Like yeah, it's
really gross. And you know you're supposed

556
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:23,000
to change your air filter like every
three months, but every three every three

557
00:39:23,039 --> 00:39:29,159
months, but especially if you have
a pet, like if like Peepo sheds

558
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,199
in a right. But you know, I don't know, We just don't.

559
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:35,320
I mean, there's a million things
you think about doing. Right.

560
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,639
But so we hadn't changed the air
filter in a while, so John changes

561
00:39:38,679 --> 00:39:43,639
it, so we turn off the
AC starts getting hot in the house.

562
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,119
I call the A C guy.
But it's like it was the day before

563
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:51,800
Patrick's party. So the night before, evening before so I call our AC

564
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,960
and they say, um, we
can come and oh they call me first

565
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,480
thing in the morning. They say
we'll come by today between one and four.

566
00:39:58,519 --> 00:40:00,280
And I'm like, okay. They
say keep it off though in the

567
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:04,960
meantime because if you turn it back
on and the line freezes again, we

568
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,880
have to wait for a deft to
defrost before we can figure out what the

569
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:12,880
problem is. Okay, guy comes
to help us. Love this company.

570
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,679
By the way, if anybody's local, this company is called Entertech E N

571
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:22,119
E R T E K, I
can I can use their name because we

572
00:40:22,679 --> 00:40:25,039
love them. Yeah, they're the
ones that put in our unit. What

573
00:40:25,119 --> 00:40:29,679
happened and what's his face? Didn't
you have a guy that came or was

574
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:36,320
he for plumber, Our plumber,
that Lopez. We love Nestor Lopez.

575
00:40:36,639 --> 00:40:38,519
Oh, I got a guy,
right, you know, we've this but

576
00:40:38,679 --> 00:40:45,639
our AC guy okay, yeah,
we love him and he's done. Okay,

577
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:49,280
many years ago and then I'll finish
the story. Many years ago,

578
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:53,199
there was a real bad heat wave
in La and the temperature went up one

579
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:57,039
day to one hundred and twenty one
degrees Do you remember that? And it

580
00:40:57,079 --> 00:41:01,639
was right around July fourth, because
Sadie and Elbe were at Camp Hollywoodland and

581
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:05,199
I went to go pick them up. And the day we were and our

582
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,079
AC had gone out and they couldn't
They were going to have to replace the

583
00:41:08,079 --> 00:41:12,480
whole unit because we'd been it had
been on its last leg, and we'd

584
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,800
done all these little workarounds and then
it broke. And our guy came out

585
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,840
and he was like, I cannot
fix this. Yeah, I can't fix

586
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,280
it because I have to come in
and put in the thing has to be

587
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:27,360
fit, The whole motor has to
be fixed. Anyway, I started crying

588
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,880
like you do when you're like,
but we'll have to leave the hot I

589
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,840
mean, well we have to take
the dog. We'll have to you know.

590
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:37,079
So we had people at the time, so it was seven years ago

591
00:41:37,079 --> 00:41:40,559
about we'll have to go stay in
a hotel that takes dogs, you know,

592
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:45,199
because we and the kids are coming
home from camp. It's like there's

593
00:41:45,199 --> 00:41:46,960
a nightmare on the day that it's
gonna be one hundred and twenty one degrees.

594
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,960
I was crying. I was like, we can't stay in the house

595
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,880
if it's one hundred and twenty one
degrees. And he's like, all right,

596
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,719
I'm gonna do one more workaround.
But it's it's basically like a three

597
00:41:55,800 --> 00:42:01,199
hundred dollar job. He just did
it for free to save us to make

598
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:05,679
and it's held up until they could
come and put in the new unit.

599
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,800
But anyway, so I love this
guy. So he comes over and he's

600
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:12,920
like, okay, so the evaporator
line was frozen. He checks everything.

601
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:16,159
He's like, I'm not seeing anything, but he's like, did you what

602
00:42:16,199 --> 00:42:19,440
did your air filter look like?
He's like, well, I changed the

603
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,880
air filter, and he goes,
I have a feeling your air filter just

604
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,440
was too dirty and it wasn't allowing
the air to flow. Because I'm not

605
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:30,159
seeing another problem, and he goes, let's turn it. Let's he's here's

606
00:42:30,159 --> 00:42:34,800
what we're gonna do. You're gonna
turn on your fan and you're gonna let

607
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:38,719
the fan air out the line or
whatever for like two hours. Then I'm

608
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:43,199
gonna call you later and then you're
going to turn it back on and we're

609
00:42:43,199 --> 00:42:46,239
going to see if cold air pumps
out. So on his way out,

610
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:51,360
apparently he wanted John to show him
the dirt the filter, and John shows

611
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,679
him and he's like, yeah,
that and John goes, yeah, I

612
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,519
don't think I changed it in like
six months. And he goes, yeah,

613
00:42:55,559 --> 00:42:59,800
that's that's not six months. And
John goes in nine months and he

614
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:04,000
goes, Nope, try again,
and Seohan's like, Okay, it hasn't

615
00:43:04,039 --> 00:43:06,360
been changed in a while. He's
like, yeah, you need to change

616
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,320
that every three months. Really,
and he goes, I'm ninety eight percent

617
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:14,639
sure now that I've seen your filter
that that's what the problem was. That's

618
00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:17,239
what the problem was. Wow.
Yeah, two hours later we turned on

619
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:21,599
the unit. It's been working.
It works fine ever since. Jeez.

620
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:25,000
Wow, So change those air filters, people, yes, especially for summertime.

621
00:43:25,159 --> 00:43:29,920
Don't want to buy all brand new
air conditioner for your home now,

622
00:43:30,159 --> 00:43:34,199
like Central Air. Yeah, that's
how that's how delicate it is Where do

623
00:43:34,199 --> 00:43:37,599
you find the air filter? Oh? Like it? Anywhere? Where is

624
00:43:37,639 --> 00:43:39,960
it in the Is it in the
un It's in the unit. Yeah,

625
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:44,280
there's like a little door that opens
and then you pull your air filter out.

626
00:43:44,679 --> 00:43:47,239
Huh interesting? Yeah, do you
have you must have central air in

627
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:52,840
your condom? Yeah, but I
haven't. Yeah, I don't know where.

628
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,480
I have no idea where that thing
is. I don't have to look

629
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:59,000
for it. All right, all
right, everybody, good news. Xander

630
00:43:59,119 --> 00:44:02,599
is here for show. Yeah,
and he and he's gonna help me with

631
00:44:02,679 --> 00:44:07,000
a Patreon. Nice. I can't
wait. Yeah, but before we before

632
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:13,599
we go go, I need my
glasses. Classes. Somebody played that the

633
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,000
Whitney Houston. No, it was
remember I told you it was the Whitney

634
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:21,400
Houston and Bobby Brown Show. I
haven't joke from that because there's some scene

635
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,800
where they're seeming like they're high on
something. You're at a glasses store right

636
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:31,239
now? Classes? All right.
Adam Lerner, Adam's got a car dot

637
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:36,480
Com just recommending him to somebody the
other day. His phone number is three

638
00:44:36,559 --> 00:44:40,679
one zero nine eight seven zero four
eight. Um. If you can't find

639
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:44,239
it, if you forget about it, just message me on Facebook. And

640
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,119
I'll give it to you. He
will. He's a car broker. He

641
00:44:46,159 --> 00:44:50,280
will hook you up with a car. There's no charge to you. Um,

642
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,920
even if you live in another state. He will help you get the

643
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:57,719
best lowest rate for whatever car.
He'll help you. UM. Also Maren

644
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:01,000
from Sugar Skull. It's her bake
and gift shop and they also do wedding

645
00:45:01,039 --> 00:45:05,440
cakes. She owns it with her
husband. They're on Kawaii, so if

646
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:07,679
you're vacationing there you can check them
out, or you can just like and

647
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:14,000
follow their Instagram page Sugar Skull eight
oh eight and fifteen percent off if you

648
00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:19,480
use the code fcol. Also Basic
Becky. Get some t shirts, some

649
00:45:20,199 --> 00:45:23,880
mugs, some mouse pads and personalize
it. Get whatever you want on it.

650
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:27,760
You could get something for good,
whatever you could think of. M

651
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,840
Send her the picture, She'll put
it on a mug. Girl. Yeah.

652
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:34,599
Love her. Just Basic Becky dot
com or look her up on Facebook.

653
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:40,199
Basic Becky and Kelly Woman and Frieda
out in Palm Springs and Palm des

654
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:44,400
are best brunch in town. We
love the sad there. We were just

655
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:49,079
talking about them at the party.
Yeah, yeah, yes, Stop by

656
00:45:49,159 --> 00:45:52,880
Wilma and Frida and tell them that
you are with fcol and they'll give you

657
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:57,639
like a mimosa or a latte.
They'll hook you up. Kelly's like the

658
00:45:57,679 --> 00:46:01,480
sweetest she is. I love her
to my auntie Rita. Yeah, all

659
00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:05,960
right, all right, thanks Calin, thank you. You love you guys.

660
00:46:06,039 --> 00:46:12,960
You're a parent. Now, don't
off at us. Let ain't go
