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Oh my gosh. Hello, welcome
to Laura Kane after Dark. It feels

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so good to say that. I
feel like we've been gone for two months

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or longer. I'm Laura Kane.
This is Eric M. Gosh and we

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have producer Ryan back in the last
That's why we've been gone for a couple

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of weeks, because we can't run
the show without our Brian's laying in the

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sun. I can't wait to hear
about it. Like a little seashell.

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We have a lot to tell you, guys about what we've been doing the

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last two weeks. Two weeks we've
been off, so a lot has happened

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in those two weeks. I'm sure
Brian has stories from his vacation is fabulous

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vacation. You have stories from just
life. I have tons and guess what's

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back? What? Okay? Okay? First of all, hello everybody,

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Thank you so much for tuning in
on Instagram live and on YouTube live and

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listening and watching after the fact.
We appreciate it. And so what is

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back? Is the secret sound?
Oh yeah, we did this a long

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time ago on the podcast years ago, where we play a sound and you

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guys have to guess what the sound
is whoever guesses the sound. Oh,

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we didn't come up with the prize. Oh like okay, okay, let's

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let's talk it out right now.
Okay. Money is always good. Money's

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always good money. Who doesn't want
to prize money? Prize? You don't

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have any money? Well, three
of us, we're gonna have to come

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up with three of us. I
get money for coming here. I know

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it was her idea. Hey,
buddy, hey, partner, Hey,

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co host, ponying up fifty bucks. All pony up fifty bucks. It'll

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be one hundred dollars because it's a
do free. Hey, that's Laura's last

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fifty bucks. So something there.
Here you go. This is how much

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I love our listeners and I want
them to win. Oh I don't want

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money. I want gold. Well
you have some probably gold thing in your

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bedroom somewhere, don't you. I
have some gold stuff, but I'm not

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willing to part with it means stuff
something to me? How about a hundred

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bucks? All right? Whoever guesses
it correctly, You can guess it by

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dming us. You can guess it
by just sending us a message here.

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If you're watching live, you can
email us. Laura caane ad at Gmail.

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You can. There are many ways
you can get a hold of us

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and guess that sound. Yes,
So if you're on Instagram live, I

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would suggest you maybe pop over to
YouTube live because that way you'll be able

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to hear it. That's right for
the first time. But I have a

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feeling we're going to be playing it
a lot because it's it's gonna be I

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think it's gonna be hard to guess. I hope, I think it will

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be. Okay, So here we
go. Here is our Oh that was

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sweet. She doesn't want any money, she's just happy we're back. Oh.

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Well, when she guesses it and
let's just suck up answer and she

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guesses it right, she's gonna wamp
out money, all right. Here we

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go, see your sound twenty twenty
four. Here it is. That's it.

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Let's do a one. Let's do
it again. It's Laura dragging her

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phone across the ground. No,
is that was that your first? Guy?

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Honestly? No, Oh, I'm
not actually guessing unless wait, if

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I guess it right, I'll get
that underbox. You're not gonna guess it

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for this thing, even airs I
already have one hundred. Was funny.

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Laura's ovary rolling across my wooden florias, my last egg, my last viable

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egg. So do you have any
do you have any like thoughts about what

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it could be? Kind of sounds
like velcrow, something dragging. Okay,

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let's just do it all right,
one more time. Weren't time you secret

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sound? One more time? Here
we go. Oh geez. Okay,

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sounds like you're running your hand off
or running your hand across something semi soft.

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I don't know, but guess what. You wouldn't get to play,

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but it's fun that you're guessing.
But I'm not going to say if you're

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right or wrong. Yeah, no, I know. She's like some of

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the bitch. His first guess was
no rules, you can't play. Yeah,

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you know what. You don't get
to guess anymore. Okay, so

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that's the secret sound. We'll play
that until somebody guesses. And I remember,

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if I remember correctly, it was
like a long time before somebody guessed,

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oh yeah, what the original secret
sound was, and it took like

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months it did, and finally somebody
won and they want something good. Okay,

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So let's talk about what we've been
doing for the last two weeks before

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we get into our sponsors. I
want to talk about. Let's do so

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much. The reason we were gone
for two weeks is because mister Jones had

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a fancy ass vacation with his familia. Did I a place that I've always

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wanted to go? I cannot even
wait to hear about it. Where were

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you for the last two weeks?
I actually we might want to do sponsors

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for us because I have a little
It might be a little bit of longer

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one because I also brought pictures.
Go ahead, well let's say that.

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Yeah, well we have Laoya Cosmetic
Surgery Center and we have capital growth in

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Yes, we will get to them
in a second. I've just been they

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can wait. Well, I just
want I got to hear about this vacation.

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Okay. I went to Turks and
Caicos for five days. Also was

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in North Carolina for fourist days.
It's great. It is stupidly humid and

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hot. Oh bye, Yeah,
no, it's bad. I'm sorry.

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But the water is like clear as
can be and as warm as can be.

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The water is very clear and very
like just walk right into it,

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no problem, what I want.
Yeah. Sand, the sand is annoyingly

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soft. Actually, it makes it
incredibly difficult to walk in because you take

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one step and you like you sink
up to your ankles in it. Oh

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that's done for you. No,
I have the lower body strength to pull

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yourself out. No. Like it
like it hurts the bottom of your feet

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hurt. Like just the walk from
like the bottom of the beach back to

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the top is like genuinely a workout
and it hurts the botmb of your feet.

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Rough. Actually, poor guy was
done. I would not I would.

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I would tough it out. I
think I would tough it out.

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Yeah, I suffered a lot.
Did you stay in an all inclusive resort

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time place? We're definitely smaller resort
on the block because we're also right next

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door to the Ritz Carlton, which
is incredibly expensive but very nice. Oh

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yeah, so it was. Yeah, it was very nice and nice pool

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actually, because the water there is
incredibly salty, like stupidly salty, so

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salty. Is actually really difficult to
dive under the water because it's so dense.

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Did you go snorkeling? And I
did. I did, And I'll

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show you some pictures in a second. Uh, which is fun until you

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get salt water. You're like,
you know, one hundred feet from the

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shore and you get salt water in
your eye and it burns like no other

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because it's so salty. Oh my
god, I'm so sad. I'm crying.

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It Really it was really rough.
It was I struggled a lot,

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and it's something you really got naked
and afraid. It's a great time.

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It's a little funny because they all
drive on the left side of the road

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there, and there are also no
traffic lights, so it's a little that's

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a madness, great place. It's
a little bit of madness. Actually is

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Was it crowded? Was it?
Did you go on an excursion? Yeah,

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I also talked about that second.
It wasn't. I wouldn't say it's

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crowded. And apart from the the
singles like Long Street, all the resorts

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are on. It's actually it's a
third world country. It's pretty pot fish

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and it's incredibly expensive, more than
San Diego. Really oh really, yeah.

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I think milk was like sixteen bucks
a gallon or something, oh maybe

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twelve. It was a lot for
the tour. Listen, that's nothing for

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the grocery store. That's nothing for
money bags. Cane here that I spend

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thirty dollars on a Boba I would. I wouldn't. Jerks and Caicos I

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would. Yeah, all right.
Anyways, I brought a couple of pictures,

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a couple of these from snorkeling,
A couple of just from the beach

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here is Oh wow, see that's
how I imagine it. Look at those

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just that water. I want to
be in that clear blue water. I'm

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craving that so much the more.
Oh wow, that's cool. See this

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is where all the celebrities go,
Turks and Caicos starling. Oh there were

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just offshore. There were a couple
like five hundred million dollar yachts like just

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out right out there. Beyonce and
probably jay Z just hanging out there.

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Oh really Yeah. We went to
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where all the houses are and all
the yachts are parked out front, and

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it was something, do the houses
are they nice? Uh? They are

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pretty nice, not crazy nice,
but they're like twelve to fourteen million cheese

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And you can tell by the yacht
parked out front. So of those pretty

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blue fish, that water is just
crystal. That really really cool photo.

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Try my best I brought my GoPro
so I had some fun. Wow,

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it was stupidly difficult to get some
of these photos because, like, you

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know, some places, it's like
twenty feet downs. I'm trying to dive

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to the bottom and I look,
for the life of me, can barely

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get beneath the water because it's so
dense and so salty. It's like the

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dead sea. Could you is it
floatable? Like, oh, yeah,

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you can float almost on top of
the water. Oh wow, that's oh

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that's really pretty. Yeah, that
water is everything to me. This is

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right outside of like, this is
the beach outside of resort, which was

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actually the most boring beach we went
to. Did you drink a lot?

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I? The pool had a tiki
bar right outside of it, and so

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that was kind of nice, but
I didn't drink it. Does it take

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to get there from North Carolina only
to like two and a half hours really

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from here probably a long time.
So and then this is actually interesting.

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This is a kayak tour of a
main Mangrove Bay that is about it's a

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giant sandbar that's only underwater during high
tide, and it's only about a foot

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and a half deep, So you're
kayaking like a foot and a half deep

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water, but you can see sharks
and like sea turtles and oh I want

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to do that. See that water, that clear water is just yeah,

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this part was really cool, some
cool stuff. Then this is this actually

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is from the Ritz Carlton. Did
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I walked right in. Oh did
you go in the pool and stuff?

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No? I didn't. That pool
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It's like two grand and nine.
Oh my god, it is really nice

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though. And then last I took
this one, I think the last day.

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Oh wow, look at that beautiful
blue sky against the beautiful blue water.

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It's just the way you'd picture Turks
and caicos a place like it is

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a little bit now, I will
say, because I've also been to Hawaii,

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there's a little bit more to do
in It's actually not much to do

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here besides on the beach. So
after like, you know, fourist days,

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you're like, okay, I could
probably go now really well, because

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you can. We sat on the
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one of the days, and then
you'll you know, it's great. Then

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you're like, okay, what do
we do now though? For the rest

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of the four days, So we
did like that the kayaking tour, and

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that was great. But it's definitely
it's one of those things where it's just

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go off outside the resort. There's
not much because it is fun. Let's

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see your face. You look a
little tan, like a little bit.

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You have a little bit more color, definite, a little more. I

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was wondering, come back, Oh, you should see my my wrists because

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I was the kayaking tour. I
was wearing a rash guard like up to

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my up to my wrist, and
I forgot somehow to not put sunscreen on

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the top of my hands, so
those got burnt to a crisp. So

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that was fun. Oh my gosh, Well do you have fun with your

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family? See my sister graduate sister? Actually, oh, well, that

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it's great. I'm really happy that
you got to do that, and I'm

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glad that you have fun. Maybe
someday you can go. Probably, No,

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I am going to somewhere with the
water is warm and clear, where

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there's huts on sticks, where it's
like the Maldives or something. That's where

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I'm going. I'm gonna be honest, I want to go on those huts

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on the sticks in the water where
there's the floor is made of. There's

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the problem like all those Pacific islands, is that they are so stink and

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flat and they are all just dirt
and sand. There is like they are

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the most boring looking places outside the
beach. It's all about the water for

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me, and I don't care.
I just want to sit my butt down

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and do nothing. It is all
about the water for you. It's about

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lots of sunscreen. Also, the
UV index out there is something I've never

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felt before. I mean, you
could burn like fifes. Oh my gosh,

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Eric, Yes, what did you
do these last two weeks? Anything

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exciting? I worked? Uh huh? I went and I saw Furiosa.

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Oh no, I talked to you. That was right now you saw?

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I saw, Oh you saw.
I'm here. I'm sorry I left right,

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We're right before I left, I
saw for Yosa. So what do

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you think of that? I suffer? Yes, it was after you left.

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I saw it and I liked it
a lot. It's good Fury Road,

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but no, but it was really
good. And then I just saw

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did you just see perform? Do
I have to remind you know? But

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the other movie that I saw was
Bad Boys, Ride or Die, and

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it was good boring. I went
and saw Ellen DeGeneres. I saw her

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last stand up tour and she was
performing at at the Balboa Theater. Oh

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really, she's down here. Was
she funny? Never struck me. I

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never thought she was. Say no, her stand up is different, it's

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not. It was sold out,
and I think a lot of people went

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to see it as a novelty because
of the contravers that happened that caused her

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to ender her show early. So
I think there was a lot of people

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that went just to see if she
would say something, and she did.

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Did she make jokes about herself being
mean or toxic workplace jokes? Yeah,

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and she did say she said,
you know, I might be a lot

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of things, but I'm not mean. And you know what it did to

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her, what it did to her
partner, So she got serious something.

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Yeah. Yeah, And I mean, would you pay to see it again?

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No? Oh okay. I was
like, she was never that funny

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to me. She's a good personality. But yeah, I thought she was

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really good on her talk show.
There's some people that their stand up just

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is so different. And oh,
speaking of stand up, we're doing it,

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guys. Oh god, I'm already
done. I'm proud of you.

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Okay. So here's what's going on. Side note, I'm not ten,

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I know, I'm just saying.
Side note. We're doing the standoun Yeah,

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okay, this, we're doing a
stand up comedy routine, the three

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of us, and we're gonna do
a contest, and whoever loses, we're

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gonna have a vote, and whoever
loses has to perform that set at an

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open night mic somewhere. Everybody vote
for Laura. I might be the funniest

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one, who knows. I might. I think Brian probably will be.

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We know you won't be the funny
one. I'm not the funny barely laugh

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at anything. Yeah, well you
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So comedians don't always make jokes.
They talk about situations and make them funny.

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Comedians are funny though. Anyway,
I'm proud of you Eric for working

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on that already, because you were
the hesitant one. Thank you, mommy.

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Okay, so that's coming up.
I said I got it done.

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I didn't say I was going to
perform it. Yeah, he's gonna he's

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gonna do that and then he's gonna
win, of course, Oh my god,

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he's going to be the darling of
the stand up circuit. I could

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never stand. So, oh we're
back. We're back on your shore.

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We all tailor back to Yes.
So you're going to love this, Brian.

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with Yes, So we were first

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in line because it was a no
phones performance, so you had to lock

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your phones in these bags like they
do it for you. So the show

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started at seven point thirty. The
doors opened at six thirty, so we

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were there at like six fifteen,
and we we wound up being the first

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in line. And this woman comes
up kind of to the side of me,

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and you know that they've got it
like roped off, and she kind

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of stares at me and then looks
down and doesn't say anything. And so

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she she doesn't say a word the
whole time. We're waiting for them to

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and they're kind of messing around,
and then they they're like, okay,

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well open the gates, so they
they do, and the minute they walk

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over to start pulling the thing open, she looks at me and starts to

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just fall forward. Oh oh,
this woman doesn't. I'm like, oh

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my god. So I reach out
and I grab her and I'm like,

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are you okay, and she goes, I don't feel good. Oh hell

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no, oh hell no. The
only thing I'm thinking in my mind is

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oh, thank god you were not
there. So these two women that were

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behind her come rushing over, and
the one woman just took control. Like

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I'm still holding onto her, and
this woman is grabbing onto the thing that

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they were gonna pull and she's holding
onto it, and all of a sudden,

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she starts to go down and the
woman goes, she's going down,

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and I'm all, oh yeah,
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come over and they're like, get
a wheelchair, get some water. And

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while they're waiting, you know that
the one of the security people, you

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know, a man and a woman. They're like, ma'am, you know,

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did you have any water? You
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And then she goes, I'm gonna
throw up. Holy And at this

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point, I'm all because I was
dressed nice, and I'm all, oh,

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no, let her go. I
was like, they have a hold

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of her, like, and they
wheel over one of the big trash cans.

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No, and so they stand her
up and she's just all and I'm

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like, oh my god, I'm
all, can I go in, I

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would left. That's almost worse to
me than the actual act, like that

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when somebody goes, I think I
feel sick, Like I think I'm gonna

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be sick. Oh my god,
Like that makes me so freaked out.

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I start sweating. And you know, at this point, there were so

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many people helping her that I was
just like, I'm just I'm out of

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here. So that's not the worst
part. Oh well, So you go

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in and there they've got the music
pumping and everything, and everybody's kind of

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filing in and stuff. And I
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I bought my ticket at the last
minute, so they were all sitting together.

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But then I wound up being in
the same row. But I was

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like four or five seats down and
I look up and I see someone running

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and all of a sudden, two
ushers come in with mops, oh kind

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of big thing. So somebody.
It wasn't this woman, because I thought,

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oh, did she come in and
throw up? It was somebody else.

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So then I'm thinking, oh,
I know, I was why did

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we get so drunk before an Ellen
show? I know, and I had

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you, I know, you'd think, wow, what a bunch of parties,

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you know, so I thought,
oh, I better go to the

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bathroom before it starts, because once
it started, you couldn't get up.

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You couldn't get up and do because
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I think the reason that it was
no phones is they were shooting part of

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it for Netflix or something, because
she's gonna have a Netflix special. So

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I knew we had like five minutes, so I run up to go to

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the bathroom. They're all in there
mopping everything. So somebody had totally puked

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and then come down and sat in
their seat and puked. Dude, who

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the hell is Like, let's go
to the Ellen degeneration. Who thought beforehand?

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But then this is the funny thing
that they had, like a warm

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up come out, you know,
like a guy who's probably gonna be like

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you when you have to do your
stand up in front of the open mind.

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Was he good? No, not
particularly, but I guess used to

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be on her show or something,
so he's kind of warming everybody up and

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he goes okay, under no circumstances, no phones, and to watch people

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look at these cases, like,
you know, all the phones are in

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this big case and you it's got
a big lock on it, so you

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can't open it. People are like
trying to stick their fingers in and they're

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just staring at the case like the
phone's gonna magically like levitate out of it

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or whatever. It was so funny
and I was like, this is great,

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like having my phone locked away for
two hours. This is heaven.

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So were the tickets expensive? No, they weren't at all. I think

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they were like seventy five bucks or
something. They were not expensive at all,

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so he says, And there's signs
everywhere in the lobby like no heckling,

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no flash photography, no getting up
and down, no yelling out to

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her, no approaching the stage right, all these do notts. So she

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comes out. So if you want
Ellen, you suck. No, No,

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it would have been like escorted out
immediately. No. And so he

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says, you know, because this
is being shot or something, you can't

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be yelling Ellen, I love you. Like when she comes out, you

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can you can stand and applaud and
stuff like that, but then you all

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have to be quiet unless you're just
laughing. Well, comedians like get off

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on that sometimes sometimes they like they
make jokes open, yes, but not

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with like a special. Yeah,
but I think because it was being filmed

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or something, there was something,
you know, there was all these don'ts,

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no dues, just a lot of
don'ts like clap and laugh, yes,

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but everything else was a no.
So of course she comes out and

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everybody stands up and claps for her
and everything. But he sits down and

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some chick in the back goes like, of course, just doesn't pay any

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attention to anything that she's been told. Did get reprimanded, No, but

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they said, they said, if
anybody is caught, I forget what it

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was doing. You were immediately going
to be escorted out of the theater if

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you were caught talking or yeah,
I mean they were. They were on

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Netflix. Yeah, they were not
having it fun. So active film set

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basically, yeah, they're not having
it. Speaking of an active film set,

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Oh boy, I was on one
today. Oh yeah, you were

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for a while for a brand new
La Joya Cosmetic Surgery Center TV commercial.

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Oh yes, it was really fun
and they I was in a in my

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element in a radio studio and they
were just asking me questions and U and

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it was it's gonna I don't know
when it's gonna air. They all have

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to put it together. But it
was like a full on production lights,

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a bunch of cameras, different angles, like, I'm sure you looked so

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fetching. I wore red as usual
because that's like my good color. I

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showed cleavage because you know, boobs
and everything and surgery, and uh,

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I wore these big fake lashes I
have on right now, which I put

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on last night, uh, which
are semi permanent, but they're coming off

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because I didn't do it right.
And okay, but here's my list of

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things I've done. I'd write it
all down, Okay. So, oh,

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before I did the TV commercial today, I hosted a game on the

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show on Rock one of five.
I do what every other Yes, yes,

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it's called the Newly Show game.
She's amazing and it was so fun.

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So I was on a radio show
and then I did a TV commercial

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today. Oh my god, yes, oh my god. I came home

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and I laid down in the hammock
that I bought myself for my birthday.

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Do you see the hammock out there? I freaking love it. I took

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a little nap. Okay, some
good podcast right here. Oh my god,

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No, look, I look at
the giant list. So did I

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tell you guys before you left,
Brian that I'm training in the helicopter.

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Yes, Okay, I talked about
it. We'll check it out. Tomorrow

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is my first day solo. I'm
nervous as can be because it's it's uh,

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there's a lot of moving parts.
You're juggling a lot of things,

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and you're I'm the photographer for the
tv UH stations and guess what's gonna happen

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tomorrow. It's gonna be hot,
so guess so we're gonna be covering all

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day long. Fire fire, fire, fire, firefar so anyway, but

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I'm really excited. I'm super nervous
in my first days tomorrow. Oh.

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We had a girl day in Peebe, the girls and I for my late

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birthday and it was super fun.
I brought my hammock because it's portable,

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and everybody made fun of me because
I set it up on the beach.

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Oh my god, even the lifeguard
was laughing at me. Oh. My

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sister came into town for Father's Day
to celebrate our father's no longer with us,

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so we spent it together and we
got a tattoo from Anastasia at nothing

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sacred tattoo in excuse me, excuse
me, this was not run through me.

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Well, Jenny got the main tattoo. She got my dad's signature on

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her arm underneath and I Love you
tattoo that she already has. And then

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she got two flowers that have for
kids' names. It's just so great.

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And then I got Okay, so
you know I have a tattoo of bracelets

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on my arm, Well I got
they're kind of scabbed up right now because

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they're healing. But I got a
couple charms added to it. I have

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an L and cross already. I
got a heart, a C, and

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an E for Evan and Charlie.
Oh I thought that was for me,

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And uh, can it Can it
be both? Yes, it can?

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Eric and oh excellent? And sometimes
I love it. And then sometimes I

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look down and I go, this
is permanent. I did this too myself.

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Definitely an old lady tattoo. Why
on God's green ears would you say

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that that makes no sense whatsoever.
I've never seen anyone under the age of

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forty, maybe even fifty, with
a bracelet tattoo. You are who I've

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never even seen anybody with a bracelet
text and a couple and they were never

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young. Well that just, oh
just makes me want to go over.

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Do you want to go? It
makes you want to go and get a

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tramp stamp? No, but I'm
getting another one. Oh my god,

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I'll tell you. I'm designing it
right now. That's going on with you

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in tattoos all the time. Oh. I just love Anastasian. I love

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what she does. Oh my god, and I have so many ideas just

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have her. Yeah, seriously,
my god, did you know that every

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month is your you have a birth
month flower? Did you know that?

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Okay, okay, so yours is
a snowdrop, tulip or a carnation,

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So so is Charlie's. Evans is
a rose, mine is a lily of

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the valley, my dad's is a
violet, and my mom's is a narcissus

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or whatever. Narciss It's like,
I don't know, it's like, it

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sounds bad, it sounds bad,
but it's pretty flower. So I want

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to get like a design with all
the flowers and just put it on the

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top of my back, really small
so it won't show all the time,

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but I will have my whole family
on my back. Your whole family is.

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There're their initials, my mom and
dad. We'll put them on there.

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What's too much going on on there
already? Well, what's two more?

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I know? Right, that's why
I figured I've got an eagle right

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here, right now? Why not
I just get my whole damn body touch

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No, absolutely not, some reasons
why not? No? Yeah, incondiction

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is a real thing. But I
know it's slow, I know, I

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know. Oh, she goes all
in like she's gonna by the end of

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summer, she's going to be like
half inked alone. Oh did you hear

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what post Malone did to Steve O? No, Oh my god, this

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is totally Steve O. Something he
would do. He just turned fifty,

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the jackass. He sat in a
thing full of poop, nohing, no

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good, I'd post Malone tattoo a
penis on his face. He has a

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penis on the top of his eyebrow
for his fiftieth birthday and he had post

407
00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:45.720
Belone do it. That's funny too. No, that's so stupid. What

408
00:28:45.880 --> 00:28:52.119
an idiot, But that's that's Steve
O. That's totally Steve. Okay,

409
00:28:52.759 --> 00:28:57.160
two more things tomorrow, Evan Elizabeth
turns twenty. Nope, it's her twentieth

410
00:28:57.200 --> 00:29:00.720
birthday tomorrow, and she's in New
York City and I'm so sad she turning.

411
00:29:02.039 --> 00:29:04.279
So this is what I'm doing.
I'm getting one of her friends.

412
00:29:04.359 --> 00:29:07.799
Do you remember singing telegrams? Yeah? Okay, I don't think they exist

413
00:29:07.880 --> 00:29:11.240
anymore. I don't think. But
all of her friends are like theater people,

414
00:29:11.359 --> 00:29:15.039
right, So I'm getting one of
her friends too. I'm gonna get

415
00:29:15.079 --> 00:29:18.480
with him later on tonight to write
some lyrics to show up with where her

416
00:29:18.559 --> 00:29:22.559
and her boyfriend are having like breakfast, and show up and costume and sing

417
00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:29.000
her a happy birthdays from me,
a singing telegram. Okay, does haven't

418
00:29:29.000 --> 00:29:33.240
watched this podcast? No? Okay, and she's not tonight, she's doing

419
00:29:33.279 --> 00:29:36.920
stuff tonight, and and no she
doesn't. Neither of my kids do we

420
00:29:37.079 --> 00:29:41.519
are good? How are you?
They support you? And finally, oh

421
00:29:41.599 --> 00:29:42.480
my god, do you see what
Leo said? What do you say?

422
00:29:42.839 --> 00:29:47.680
Twenty wow? The same age as
Laura, oh Lee? How are you

423
00:29:48.720 --> 00:29:53.279
age? Russia's sisters? I just
call her my daughter for fun. Yeah.

424
00:29:53.799 --> 00:29:56.039
The only thing that really says to
your part is the old lady tattoo.

425
00:29:56.279 --> 00:30:03.079
Oh my god, shut up,
I'm just grandpa Yeah, Wednesday,

426
00:30:03.960 --> 00:30:11.720
I'm going to Mexico to finally get
my front four veneers because I was supposed

427
00:30:11.720 --> 00:30:15.680
to get him last week. Because
I have a gap in my tooth right

428
00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:18.960
here, which never I my teeth
used to be perfect. Could fix that.

429
00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:21.519
No, I headed vis a line. They went right back, and

430
00:30:21.599 --> 00:30:26.039
I hate it. I hated,
I hated wonder. I just wanted a

431
00:30:26.119 --> 00:30:30.960
quick fix, because quick nothing is
nothing is sexier. I want you to

432
00:30:32.079 --> 00:30:36.720
call me tonight when my upper and
lower retainers are in. He wears them

433
00:30:36.759 --> 00:30:40.079
every night. I wear I wear
my retainer every night. No, I

434
00:30:41.440 --> 00:30:44.599
tell you, if I was ever, if I ever had to call emergency

435
00:30:44.680 --> 00:30:48.119
or something, they would think it
was a crank call because it literally sounds

436
00:30:48.160 --> 00:30:51.279
like I have my mouth full of
food. He was the full like mouth

437
00:30:51.519 --> 00:30:55.880
like mouthguard. Yeah, it's that
a full like I have the wire retainer

438
00:30:55.920 --> 00:31:00.799
and sex every night. Though.
Well, I'm just that I just didn't

439
00:31:00.839 --> 00:31:03.599
do it. Okay, a bunch
of extra mind to go get your teeth

440
00:31:03.680 --> 00:31:07.240
chiseled and well they're not going to
file them down like vampire teeth. They

441
00:31:07.319 --> 00:31:10.160
just filed the front part so they
stick them on. But get this,

442
00:31:10.599 --> 00:31:15.000
I was supposed to get them last
week. But the dental hygienis dropped the

443
00:31:15.119 --> 00:31:18.680
veneers and there was a crack in
one of the teeth, and the dentist

444
00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:22.559
said, I'm not putting those on
your teeth. I'm like, thank you,

445
00:31:23.880 --> 00:31:26.759
Like what am I doing? What
am I doing? When she said

446
00:31:26.880 --> 00:31:32.400
dropped, I thought she was going
to say dead. Oh yeah, but

447
00:31:32.720 --> 00:31:36.359
I'm telling you I got a root
canal already from Mexico. It was great

448
00:31:36.640 --> 00:31:40.839
and it was very affordable, and
I am promoting that highly. Still can't

449
00:31:40.839 --> 00:31:45.160
feel my job all that up.
I'm not going there for a colonoscopy.

450
00:31:45.400 --> 00:31:51.920
Oh my gosh, I would do
so cheap. The leaf little present words

451
00:31:51.960 --> 00:31:55.839
there, J there he is.
Oh hey jayn the man. We're about

452
00:31:55.880 --> 00:32:00.160
to talk about JA. But first
I would like you to tease some thing

453
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we're going to talk about in the
double d Oh could it be jt oh?

454
00:32:05.359 --> 00:32:08.200
Yeah? Any new stuff about JJ? Oh yeah, okay, yeah,

455
00:32:08.400 --> 00:32:14.559
I got some info from a source
of mine in la Ooh. This

456
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is gonna be guest. But first
we're going to talk about the man,

457
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458
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shaved my balls for this. Oh hello,

483
00:34:19.320 --> 00:34:23.559
Eric, thank you for wearing such
wonderful things on the podcast. It's

484
00:34:23.760 --> 00:34:30.679
really really greatly appreciated. Where Okay, is that from TMU? Is that

485
00:34:30.760 --> 00:34:36.320
from TMU? Where'd you get that
hat? All? Right? What's going

486
00:34:36.360 --> 00:34:38.480
on with justin Timberlake? Oh?
Play the double deep music? Yay?

487
00:34:42.239 --> 00:34:45.440
Yeah, here we go, now
here we go? Now, I just

488
00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:49.960
like listening to it. Said that
you're beyond beautiful. Okay, say what

489
00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:53.719
Jay said? You're beyond beautiful.
Oh see, way beyond well? Thank

490
00:34:53.760 --> 00:34:57.719
you? Oh jeez, he had
to say that because he feels bad.

491
00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:02.199
Don't oh sorry to Oh my god, that was you. You just naturally

492
00:35:02.360 --> 00:35:06.239
do that. I don't know why, and that's I think that might not

493
00:35:06.320 --> 00:35:08.440
be okay. If you want to
HR, that'd be so. Do you

494
00:35:08.480 --> 00:35:14.840
want to call HR? That would
be me, would be me? Hi,

495
00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:19.360
Hi, stop touching my book?
Okay? Sorry? Can I do

496
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:22.760
it? Now? Are you going
to be fed? I'm gonna have to

497
00:35:22.800 --> 00:35:24.599
write you up? Oh? Please
do all right? What are you going

498
00:35:24.679 --> 00:35:29.920
to call me? Uh? Some
some kind of employee? You're you're harassing

499
00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:32.920
me? Oh great, it's actually
harassing me. Oh that's the big one.

500
00:35:34.400 --> 00:35:37.039
I know what sexual harassment. You're
right up. I'm going to put

501
00:35:37.039 --> 00:35:40.679
it in your file file on both
of you. Yeah, we're probably better

502
00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:45.000
create a file for me first.
My file says, don't fire this man.

503
00:35:45.320 --> 00:35:49.519
We can't function. We couldn't function
for two weeks, it says,

504
00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:53.119
all right, justin Timberlake, what
they arrested for a d uy? Yes,

505
00:35:53.199 --> 00:35:58.719
he says he had one moretini yep. So I found out last night

506
00:35:59.760 --> 00:36:05.199
that he was originally pulled over by
a cop who did not know who he

507
00:36:05.440 --> 00:36:08.639
was, okay, and he let
him off with a warning, and he

508
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:15.199
didn't. He said, do not
drive. He said, don't drive.

509
00:36:15.440 --> 00:36:19.559
He said, get an uber,
get something, but don't drive. Cop

510
00:36:19.639 --> 00:36:22.719
leaves and he's like, f you
and just drove and then got arrested.

511
00:36:22.880 --> 00:36:27.559
That's the luckiest thing that's ever happened. That hardly ever happened. Well,

512
00:36:27.559 --> 00:36:30.800
that's supposed to happen. It's not
if it's suspected of the UI. You

513
00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:32.679
are that's a mandatory. Well,
it's supposed to be like a mandatory you

514
00:36:32.800 --> 00:36:38.079
get he got, He lucked out, lucked out, got out of it

515
00:36:38.239 --> 00:36:42.920
and drove anyway, drove anyway and
then got arrested. That's crazy. Well,

516
00:36:42.920 --> 00:36:45.079
and it wasn't just the UI too. You a bunch of stuff in

517
00:36:45.119 --> 00:36:47.239
the system, like uppers, cocaine. So you want to hear what I

518
00:36:47.320 --> 00:36:52.599
had? So I have the list
of what he allegedly had in his system.

519
00:36:53.920 --> 00:37:00.920
Hold on to what should I hold
on to the point to like he

520
00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:05.440
looked crazy? He did, so
all right, let's go buckle up,

521
00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:12.480
bring it. He allegedly had traces
of molly, poppers, true Vada,

522
00:37:12.719 --> 00:37:15.079
and cocaine in his bloodstream following his
d w I arrest in New York.

523
00:37:16.119 --> 00:37:27.159
True vada is the drug that blocks
you from getting HIV. Wait what yeah,

524
00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:30.000
that's what? Why? Yeah?
So that's like a prep drug.

525
00:37:30.360 --> 00:37:36.599
It is HIV anti viral. Yeah. And poppers? What poppers are?

526
00:37:36.679 --> 00:37:40.639
What? It's called amyl nitrate?
Like I've never done it? Okay,

527
00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:45.400
but how do you ingest that?
You sniff it and it makes you very

528
00:37:45.480 --> 00:37:49.719
relaxed, so you can take a
you know, it's like a D,

529
00:37:50.039 --> 00:37:53.840
a big D. It's like huffing. So this is like gay territory.

530
00:37:54.599 --> 00:38:00.159
Is this gay territory we're talking about? What? Oh? This is not

531
00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:06.119
good? I allegedly. It mostly
just means he's probably having lots of unprotected

532
00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:12.480
activities. Jessica Beal is like the
hottest girl on the planet. This is

533
00:38:12.559 --> 00:38:20.079
the thing what man that she's probably
packing right now? Real quick? Do

534
00:38:20.119 --> 00:38:28.679
you know what the other use for
poppers are facilitating? Sorry I missed that

535
00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:30.920
part. I was like, and
it's not it's not giving it, it's

536
00:38:31.079 --> 00:38:35.079
receiving it. What I mean?
You also people just take it to get

537
00:38:35.159 --> 00:38:37.440
high too, though, probably along
with truvada. Oh that's right, you

538
00:38:37.480 --> 00:38:40.079
said, take a big deal.
I didn't that I missed that part.

539
00:38:40.400 --> 00:38:49.280
Yeah, oh my interesting, it's
a big cocktail. Big tail. You

540
00:38:49.400 --> 00:38:52.239
two are gross? Oh my god, didn't so I saw that there was

541
00:38:52.239 --> 00:38:58.880
a bunch of merchandise that that people
started making with his mugshot on bringing Tipsy

542
00:38:59.039 --> 00:39:01.000
back. Oh no, with his
mugshot and then like some other things.

543
00:39:01.119 --> 00:39:05.239
You've seen my T shirt with all
of Lindsay Lowhand's mugshots on it, haven't

544
00:39:05.280 --> 00:39:09.480
you? Probably every time I wear
that, I get so many people stopping.

545
00:39:09.679 --> 00:39:14.880
Well, I hope because there's like
twelve of them. I hope that

546
00:39:15.320 --> 00:39:19.599
well, she has come out of
it. I love Lowhand so much and

547
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:24.199
she's now on the mend. I
hope that whatever he's going through, I

548
00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:29.800
hope that he gets help or you
know, I don't know. I want

549
00:39:29.840 --> 00:39:35.920
Brittany to be okay, Okay,
anything new with Brittany. No, she's

550
00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:42.119
still dancing around and she's colored outfits
and instagram doing that. Okay. Uh.

551
00:39:42.960 --> 00:39:45.920
Did you hear about Justin Bieber?
Yes? Okay, what happened with

552
00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:52.719
him? So he's broke? What
going broke? Yeah, he's spending money.

553
00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:54.719
He hasn't had an album out in
a while. He just sold his

554
00:39:54.920 --> 00:40:00.800
catalog for two hundred million. Oh
yeah, and uh I read a story

555
00:40:00.880 --> 00:40:06.960
today that he, oh god forbid, had to take a commercial flight instead

556
00:40:06.960 --> 00:40:10.760
of private jet. And you know
who else? I just saw this before

557
00:40:10.800 --> 00:40:15.840
you came in. Jennifer Lopez was
on a commercial flight alone. Like,

558
00:40:15.199 --> 00:40:19.639
what's that all about? So did
you hear that benefit had a total meltdown?

559
00:40:19.760 --> 00:40:22.719
No, oh my god, went
off on the paparazzi. But he's

560
00:40:22.800 --> 00:40:29.119
done that before. Yeah, you
know you're going to be married to Jennifer

561
00:40:29.159 --> 00:40:32.280
Lopez and then that the photographers are
taking pictures of you. Come on,

562
00:40:32.679 --> 00:40:37.000
I know, get real. So
are they together? Are they not together?

563
00:40:37.079 --> 00:40:38.840
Are they getting divorced? Or they
move it to have it? Do

564
00:40:38.920 --> 00:40:44.039
you know anything more than than than
what has been said? When we're done,

565
00:40:44.119 --> 00:40:46.159
when we're on our take our break
between shows, I'll call her and

566
00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:54.119
see how she's doing. I wouldn't
be surprised. Geez, what else is

567
00:40:54.239 --> 00:41:00.079
going on? Have you seen Kim
Kardashian's new haircut? No? Oh god,

568
00:41:00.159 --> 00:41:04.519
you guys, it is awful.
Is it a wig or a haircut?

569
00:41:04.960 --> 00:41:13.960
It's that blondish gray color and it's
like dreads okay, and these big

570
00:41:14.119 --> 00:41:20.360
like weird bumps. It's so hideous. The the you know word on the

571
00:41:20.360 --> 00:41:22.880
street is that nobody really cares for
it. Okay, well she'll change it

572
00:41:22.920 --> 00:41:30.800
in like five minutes. Oh and
Taylor Swift, just I can already tell

573
00:41:30.840 --> 00:41:37.519
you right now the relationship is Travis
Kelsey. She did she did broke the

574
00:41:37.639 --> 00:41:42.000
cardinal rule. So she got a
tattoo. No, she hasn't given you

575
00:41:42.039 --> 00:41:45.639
know, she hasn't gotten a ring
yet. She brought him up on stage

576
00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:52.039
during one of her concerts and he
did some routine. Okay, No,

577
00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:57.079
so the kiss of death is getting
matching tattoos. No kiss a death or

578
00:41:57.119 --> 00:42:00.639
getting his name, but kiss a
death. I had heard a rumor that

579
00:42:00.719 --> 00:42:04.800
she could be pregnant because they saw
somebody saw her in a picture with like

580
00:42:05.000 --> 00:42:07.679
supposedly a baby bump. Oh god. But then somebody said that lady gagat

581
00:42:07.719 --> 00:42:10.280
too, So I don't know.
They just probably had she probably had a

582
00:42:10.320 --> 00:42:15.880
hamburg probably just probably what it was, she just had a hamburger. She

583
00:42:15.519 --> 00:42:19.920
booped yet so oh and then I
pulled this for you. This is important.

584
00:42:20.159 --> 00:42:27.159
Okay, So did you guys watch
the documentary Brats About the About the

585
00:42:27.199 --> 00:42:34.199
Brat Pack that Andrew McCarthy did,
so if you don't see it, you're

586
00:42:34.239 --> 00:42:37.239
really not missing anything. I watched
it. I thought it was going to

587
00:42:37.280 --> 00:42:45.440
be really like behind the scenes and
how it you know, and pretty much

588
00:42:45.480 --> 00:42:47.519
all it was was a big SOB
story about oh, you know, they

589
00:42:47.599 --> 00:42:53.000
called us brats and I could have
been the next Tom Cruise and my movie

590
00:42:53.079 --> 00:42:55.920
that wham. It was just kind
of ah. But I will say this,

591
00:42:57.360 --> 00:43:01.559
because she is in our new is
the two that came off the best

592
00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:07.920
by far, because they look so
good. Still we're Demi Moore and Roblo.

593
00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:12.960
Oh yeah he did. He looked. He looks really good, and

594
00:43:13.159 --> 00:43:16.800
so does Demi Moore. She is
so smoking hot. The funniest one was

595
00:43:16.880 --> 00:43:23.480
they remember in the Breakfast Club Ali
Sheety, who played kind of the one

596
00:43:23.519 --> 00:43:28.599
that's had the dandruff and everything.
So they interview her in her apartment.

597
00:43:28.639 --> 00:43:31.159
I'm assuming it was in New York
and she You think that they would have

598
00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:35.840
been like, hold on, well, while we're doing this shot of you,

599
00:43:36.119 --> 00:43:40.360
we're going to remove like the dead
you know, Plummeria or whatever it

600
00:43:40.480 --> 00:43:44.440
is that's behind you. We're just
gonna knock that out of the shot.

601
00:43:44.519 --> 00:43:49.320
It would take like two seconds to
it what's the stuff that they have at

602
00:43:49.360 --> 00:43:53.719
Christmas? The big Yeah, it
was a point like you filmed this in

603
00:43:53.840 --> 00:43:59.559
like June get put it out on
the balcony, like who cares to me?

604
00:43:59.639 --> 00:44:01.920
Doesn't she have like a full frontal
in her new movie like full on?

605
00:44:02.239 --> 00:44:08.679
Have you seen the previous for that? No? It looks Let's talk

606
00:44:08.719 --> 00:44:17.440
about how old she is. She
is? I know, how sixty one?

607
00:44:20.039 --> 00:44:22.119
She's sixty I thought she was sixty
three. No, she's sixty one.

608
00:44:22.280 --> 00:44:27.119
That is. She looks insane and
she might be hitting it with Jojonahs,

609
00:44:27.719 --> 00:44:30.400
who's thirty four. Ah, I
love it for it girl, basically

610
00:44:30.519 --> 00:44:35.960
screwing her son. Get it girl, get it girl. Listen. I

611
00:44:36.039 --> 00:44:38.760
would hop the fence for that.
Jojonahs are Demi? No, Demi?

612
00:44:39.039 --> 00:44:44.840
She is so hot, Like,
oh my god, come on, oh

613
00:44:45.159 --> 00:44:51.760
I don't know, well, okay
who okay? Older woman? Older?

614
00:44:52.519 --> 00:44:57.840
We're talking like like like bracelet tattoos
on wristage, yes, fifties sixties.

615
00:44:57.920 --> 00:45:01.599
Is there any celebrity that you would
consider, Hey, she's still guy going

616
00:45:01.679 --> 00:45:05.760
on? I would I do?
Let me. I'll give you some Isla

617
00:45:05.840 --> 00:45:09.719
Fisher. She's in her fifties.
Yeah, yeah, she's really Yeah,

618
00:45:09.920 --> 00:45:13.360
she's a slush a bear and cone. Actually they just got divorced. I

619
00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:19.800
believe she looks fantastic. Jennifer Conley. Have you watched the House of Sand

620
00:45:19.880 --> 00:45:22.079
and Fog. Yeah, just watched
that the other night. Oh my god,

621
00:45:22.079 --> 00:45:25.440
it's so good. I feel like
she did age a little severely in

622
00:45:25.480 --> 00:45:29.280
the sense that she looks like she's
a bitch. Now she looks so mean,

623
00:45:29.800 --> 00:45:34.000
but she is still really pretty.
And then also Rachel Weiss. Oh

624
00:45:34.119 --> 00:45:37.559
yeah, okay, all right,
I'll accept that. I like Diane Lane.

625
00:45:37.760 --> 00:45:40.119
I think she looks great. She's
in her sixties. I think I

626
00:45:40.480 --> 00:45:46.440
love Jessica Lang. Shania Twain is
pretty hot. Yeah, and she's up

627
00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:52.119
there. Yeah, old girl's got
it going on. Okay, okay,

628
00:45:52.159 --> 00:45:55.199
I take it back. Ella Fisher's
forty eight. Oh okay, Well she's

629
00:45:55.239 --> 00:45:59.880
not the fifty mark up yet.
Yeah, okay. This guy just needs

630
00:46:00.079 --> 00:46:05.920
to go away. Nick Cannon insured
his wiener for ten million. He has

631
00:46:06.159 --> 00:46:09.960
twelve kids, that makes sense.
He uses enough. That's enough, that's

632
00:46:10.079 --> 00:46:14.960
more than enough. Enough. Little
kid eleven too many, with like six

633
00:46:15.199 --> 00:46:19.719
women or something in twelve too many. He wants to make more babies,

634
00:46:19.760 --> 00:46:22.840
so he ensured his Wiener yeah.
Oh my goodness, God help me.

635
00:46:24.840 --> 00:46:30.039
Alec and Hilaria Baldwin. They're doing
a family reality show on TLC. Is

636
00:46:30.119 --> 00:46:35.840
that that's a bad idea? He
just shot someone. Bad idea is a

637
00:46:36.039 --> 00:46:42.039
terrible idea, although it's called on
the bald Ones. Okay, Now,

638
00:46:42.480 --> 00:46:45.480
I'd be interested to see because he
has got like eight billion kids, right,

639
00:46:45.559 --> 00:46:47.800
He's got like, yeah, ten
kids, yeah, all with her,

640
00:46:49.440 --> 00:46:52.480
or he's got some older ones,
but he's younger, the one with

641
00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:57.119
Kim Basinger, the one that he
called yeah, okay, and then he

642
00:46:57.159 --> 00:47:00.760
has all these little ones running around. I'd watch that. I think i'd

643
00:47:00.800 --> 00:47:06.039
call it breaking bad. But the
Baldwins, that's better than than the than

644
00:47:06.159 --> 00:47:08.960
the bald One. I think my
brain stem would just slide out. That's

645
00:47:08.960 --> 00:47:13.000
what happens when I watch my Nity
Fiancee, And that's what I want sometimes,

646
00:47:13.039 --> 00:47:15.280
I want my brainstem to slide out
because I don't want to be a

647
00:47:15.440 --> 00:47:17.480
terrible person. Though, I mean, like, that's not like I'm surprised

648
00:47:17.559 --> 00:47:22.719
TLC would allow that. He has
quite a temper. Yeah, and I

649
00:47:22.760 --> 00:47:24.400
know, oh they're but probably doing
it just to make him look like he's

650
00:47:24.440 --> 00:47:29.239
the great dead. Speaking of are
you watching the documentary on Hulu. Oh,

651
00:47:30.440 --> 00:47:35.800
I just started watching it last night. I think I know what you're

652
00:47:35.840 --> 00:47:38.639
talking about. It has to be
the same one. Go ahead, the

653
00:47:38.719 --> 00:47:44.480
good Wife. Yes, Holy Mother
of God, just wait, just wait,

654
00:47:44.639 --> 00:47:47.760
Oh my god, this is insane. It just premiered on Hulu.

655
00:47:49.119 --> 00:47:52.440
What's her name again? Her name
is Cherry Peppini? Peppini? Yes,

656
00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:59.239
the story of this woman who is
this looks like the perfect wife, has

657
00:47:59.280 --> 00:48:05.960
these two little kid kids, beautiful, beautiful husband, lovely life disappears.

658
00:48:06.639 --> 00:48:10.719
Her husband finds her keys and her
headphones on the grass near their home with

659
00:48:10.880 --> 00:48:15.079
like hair pulled out, and he
gets nervous, and then this whole thing

660
00:48:15.239 --> 00:48:22.800
unfolds. Yeah, and all the
twists and turn she is the twist crazy

661
00:48:23.280 --> 00:48:29.000
And that's putting it mildly, mildly, mildly, all right? Is that

662
00:48:29.199 --> 00:48:30.719
for the dirt? That is it? Well, guess what. That's it

663
00:48:30.840 --> 00:48:36.440
for the show. But here's what
we have coming up on Thursday. We

664
00:48:36.559 --> 00:48:38.360
have the secret sound again and I'm
gonna play that again. We also have

665
00:48:38.559 --> 00:48:43.840
a mystery guest on the phone.
This person is not going this person's going

666
00:48:43.880 --> 00:48:46.320
to disguise their voice. And you, guys, since I know who this

667
00:48:46.440 --> 00:48:50.559
person is. Have to ask this
person yes or no questions to try to

668
00:48:50.599 --> 00:48:55.880
guess who it is. I don't
know, I don't know, I don't

669
00:48:55.960 --> 00:49:00.880
know. Oh and then Eric and
I have been discussing a new business plan.

670
00:49:01.079 --> 00:49:05.119
Remember the business plan. Oh,
yes, and we wanted we want

671
00:49:05.159 --> 00:49:07.719
to flush it out and see what
you think we could do with it.

672
00:49:08.079 --> 00:49:13.239
Yes, so we're gonna discuss our
new business plan, not flush it like

673
00:49:13.320 --> 00:49:15.639
flesh it down the toilet. Well, we might need to do that,

674
00:49:16.480 --> 00:49:20.760
we might need to get some sense
talked into our heads. But anyway,

675
00:49:20.920 --> 00:49:23.920
it's pretty out there. Anyway,
Thank you so much for tuning in.

676
00:49:24.239 --> 00:49:28.920
And and you know, watching us
again. I know it seems like I've

677
00:49:28.960 --> 00:49:30.559
been done forever for us. It
feels like we've been gone for Oh.

678
00:49:31.360 --> 00:49:36.360
I have a present for you before
we leave, you do. I got

679
00:49:36.440 --> 00:49:40.119
it at a store called five Below. You know that? Oh yes,

680
00:49:42.679 --> 00:49:49.320
Oh my god, I want you
to wear this at the grocery store because

681
00:49:49.360 --> 00:49:52.239
you talk about this quite often.
I saw this one like, oh hell

682
00:49:52.360 --> 00:49:59.920
yeah, God always talks about how
he cropped USTs, Like I'll twelve,

683
00:50:00.320 --> 00:50:05.639
I do. There you go,
crop duster. Wait, wait until you

684
00:50:05.760 --> 00:50:07.840
see the shirt. I'm gonna wear
next week. I have two. I

685
00:50:07.960 --> 00:50:13.320
have another present for you also on
Thursday. Oh thank you guys so much

686
00:50:13.360 --> 00:50:17.159
for listening on or watching on Instagram
live and on YouTube live, and for

687
00:50:17.280 --> 00:50:21.039
watching listening period. We love you. Thank you so much, love you

688
00:50:21.480 --> 00:50:25.360
and love your Thank you for supporting
us. Yes, we appreciate that.

689
00:50:25.480 --> 00:50:30.920
I love you too, so much. Let's let's let's lock it in.

690
00:50:30.039 --> 00:50:32.880
I missed you and Brian a lot. I did too. I missed I

691
00:50:34.000 --> 00:50:36.960
am I really missed. I missed
you, but I did see you,

692
00:50:37.360 --> 00:50:39.360
Lucky. I missed you Brian.
I didn't think about you guys that much.

693
00:50:39.559 --> 00:50:43.679
I'm sure you did. Did you
think about me more than you thought

694
00:50:43.679 --> 00:50:45.360
about Laura? Oh? Definitely.
I love about Eric every day. I'm

695
00:50:45.400 --> 00:50:51.679
sure I usually do. Though I
don't think about Laura until I'm like about

696
00:50:51.719 --> 00:50:52.800
to walk in the door. I'm
like, crap, Laura's here. Uh

697
00:50:52.880 --> 00:50:58.199
huh. That's how that's the feeling. I guess five comes in with I'm

698
00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:04.559
kidding, that's not true. That's
probably not true anyway, all right,

699
00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:09.000
And this thing, it's up to
you, buddy, pull the Yes,

700
00:51:09.199 --> 00:51:12.840
oh you did, I did?
What if I don't want to pull the

701
00:51:14.719 --> 00:51:19.079
another one to do. Oh gosh
right, all right, go for it.

702
00:51:20.599 --> 00:51:22.079
I love you too. You already
said that. Look stunning. Thank

703
00:51:22.119 --> 00:51:29.559
you, You're welcome. Happy birthday, Evan Elizabeth, Happy birthday with me

704
00:51:29.719 --> 00:51:31.519
too. Hey, let's go to
New York. I know, can you

705
00:51:31.559 --> 00:51:37.639
pay for it? Thank you?
Go go go love your podcast. I

706
00:51:37.800 --> 00:51:42.039
love you, my sweet sweet babies. Bye bye everybody, Bye,