WEBVTT 1 00:00:21.120 --> 00:00:29.399 Sunshine on my shoulders. It makes me happy. It's not out yet, 2 00:00:29.440 --> 00:00:33.880 though it comes out in you that an hour half Bananda's locked and loaded, 3 00:00:33.960 --> 00:00:41.119 coffees, pork waters, We're good to go. Six to ten is when 4 00:00:41.119 --> 00:00:45.840 our show airs. Don't miss eight o'clock. Don't just don't do it. 5 00:00:45.880 --> 00:00:52.079 Don't make us warn you. Home is eight o'clock. It sounds like you 6 00:00:52.159 --> 00:00:55.439 are warning. It's a warning. It's right, you're right, chick one 7 00:00:55.520 --> 00:01:04.239 two cool, it's a warning. Sunshine on my boulder makes me slappy. 8 00:01:07.840 --> 00:01:15.359 There it is, Kevin morning boss. Nothing better than the warm feeling of 9 00:01:15.439 --> 00:01:19.719 sunshine on your boulders. Mikey, I guess I agree. I don't know, 10 00:01:19.680 --> 00:01:22.879 or is that John Denver? And why are we singing it? One 11 00:01:22.920 --> 00:01:26.680 of my missaters? You guys doing that I don't know about nothing? And 12 00:01:26.799 --> 00:01:29.599 an effort to turn on the TV behind us that still won't come on. 13 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:34.200 You've turned off the one behind you, So it's as if you said, 14 00:01:34.239 --> 00:01:36.799 if you don't get if I don't get to watch TV, then you don't 15 00:01:36.799 --> 00:01:40.719 get to watch TV. I swear to god, I know this is nobody's 16 00:01:40.799 --> 00:01:44.480 concerned but ours, but I feel like going full Elvis on that damn TV 17 00:01:44.640 --> 00:01:48.439 behind you. What's the point of it even being in here? Everybody in 18 00:01:48.439 --> 00:01:52.239 a work order, like four hundred times it got fixed. For one day, 19 00:01:52.959 --> 00:01:57.760 God farted a storm on top of our building and it moved a millimeter 20 00:01:57.799 --> 00:02:01.159 and now it doesn't work anymore. Yeah. Oh well, I was trying 21 00:02:01.200 --> 00:02:05.280 to put on the do More with less, Kevin, that's the mantra. 22 00:02:05.519 --> 00:02:07.159 Yeah, No, I can put it on there with my TV that I 23 00:02:07.240 --> 00:02:12.439 bought. I don't care that much. And your TV looks like somebody threw 24 00:02:12.439 --> 00:02:15.400 it off a building. Yeah, it looks like Elvis did try to karate 25 00:02:15.520 --> 00:02:20.520 kick it and cause minimal damage. It's because someone probably did karate kick it 26 00:02:20.599 --> 00:02:23.919 up there when I wasn't up here. But did that thing work perfectly when 27 00:02:23.960 --> 00:02:25.800 you brought it in, Yes, And now it looks like one of the 28 00:02:27.039 --> 00:02:30.360 like the whole left side. Yes, because someone probably was careless with it 29 00:02:30.400 --> 00:02:34.560 and kicked it or moved the cowboys lost. Might happened that stateful day and 30 00:02:34.800 --> 00:02:38.520 got really mad and punched it. It probably happened that fateful day that Mark 31 00:02:38.560 --> 00:02:43.280 Stein came in here and ripped up the studio to shreds because there was cats 32 00:02:43.319 --> 00:02:49.520 and fart machines everywhere on the day. I can't have this. I'll say 33 00:02:49.719 --> 00:02:53.120 that bothered me, you know what, looking back than it bothered you. 34 00:02:53.280 --> 00:02:54.479 Yeah, I know, but I'm kind of glad to have a hissy. 35 00:02:55.039 --> 00:02:59.960 I'm glad it have start ripping posters off the walls. Well, he was 36 00:03:00.159 --> 00:03:01.479 looking for the cat machine, I know, but it wasn't. You couldn't 37 00:03:01.479 --> 00:03:07.360 hear it on the air. He didn't know that there's a high leverage interview. 38 00:03:07.400 --> 00:03:10.800 Dude has a hiss. I mean, you never know, man, 39 00:03:14.039 --> 00:03:21.400 this is basketball, okay, basket all a serious business. Basketball. It's 40 00:03:21.439 --> 00:03:24.960 his life. We talked about this yesterday about sport being people's lives. This 41 00:03:25.080 --> 00:03:30.080 is our house. That was the day that one part machine turned to about 42 00:03:30.120 --> 00:03:38.840 fifteen the cat. The cat was the clinch people just lying straight to people's 43 00:03:38.840 --> 00:03:47.159 faces. I don't know any wouldn't underneath the chair trying to do a radio 44 00:03:47.319 --> 00:03:53.520 program and there's a cat, his headphones on and he just kind of takes 45 00:03:53.560 --> 00:04:00.719 one year off side side, looks at the wall. That's incredible. Set 46 00:04:00.800 --> 00:04:05.360 to not set to go off to at different times, one goes by the 47 00:04:05.360 --> 00:04:11.879 time you get fifteen in there ten seconds later, row symphony. It's the 48 00:04:11.919 --> 00:04:16.480 frustration of thinking there's only one and you find that one and it just keeps 49 00:04:16.519 --> 00:04:19.519 going ed whipped to the corner of the room. Wait, where'd that come 50 00:04:19.560 --> 00:04:28.199 from? The fat head grooves gets pulled from the wall on the ground. 51 00:04:28.279 --> 00:04:30.319 Why did we not take any pictures of what happened? That's amazing? How 52 00:04:30.360 --> 00:04:35.720 do we not have it's so fun video? Oh it's great of him, 53 00:04:35.759 --> 00:04:40.639 just crazy eye ripping stuff off the wall. Oh man, it's good, 54 00:04:41.240 --> 00:04:46.399 it's pretty good. He went full stein Zilla. I'm going full stein Zilla 55 00:04:46.439 --> 00:04:49.639 on the Bin and Skin Show at eight thirty today. Warning for that. 56 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:53.240 You said that to us, and I don't know what that means or what 57 00:04:53.279 --> 00:04:58.279 to expect, but I've not often seen the look in your eye that I 58 00:04:58.319 --> 00:05:02.000 see when you talk about them morning. It evolves yesterday's story of the day, 59 00:05:03.040 --> 00:05:09.560 which the top story in the world yesterday was guesses it was the parrot. 60 00:05:10.759 --> 00:05:14.480 You're gonna have to do some resetting there, because I don't say world. 61 00:05:14.519 --> 00:05:17.120 I don't think this was anybody's top story other than you. Top story 62 00:05:17.120 --> 00:05:21.759 in the world was the parrot that was lost in Lake Lewis film More on 63 00:05:21.800 --> 00:05:25.680 that at six thirty, because that it was found and that will be the 64 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:30.040 most important thing in the world today. Okay to naturally what wasn't yesterday because 65 00:05:30.079 --> 00:05:34.680 it was a developing late breaker, right, but it usurped and overtook the 66 00:05:34.879 --> 00:05:42.439 original mit. Yeah in your opinion, Well, today I have wonderful, 67 00:05:42.680 --> 00:05:46.000 wonderful news audio from our local stations who have handled this, and this story 68 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:51.439 has taken so many cool turns and it's it's just great now eight thirty. 69 00:05:51.480 --> 00:05:55.879 I will walk you through a chronological order of how this story developed over the 70 00:05:55.920 --> 00:06:01.000 air and what happened throughout the day and Benskins show, and it's really just 71 00:06:01.040 --> 00:06:05.839 been skin and Steve. We'll fill my wrath. Okay, now they're gonna 72 00:06:05.879 --> 00:06:10.079 roll their eyes because they you know, they've worked with me for so long 73 00:06:10.120 --> 00:06:13.319 and there was a power dynamic where they were above me in terms of roll 74 00:06:13.360 --> 00:06:20.000 and pay. Not anymore. I'm Morning Show their Middays, My role higher, 75 00:06:20.120 --> 00:06:30.879 their role, their pay, higher roll. Same wrath, feeling wrath. 76 00:06:30.920 --> 00:06:32.399 Eight thirty. But also go see them at Pluckers in Dallas. Doesn't 77 00:06:32.399 --> 00:06:38.319 feel like it's shifted all that much. Just wait, eight thirty. Okay, 78 00:06:39.120 --> 00:06:42.920 Okay, your attitude on this should be you know what, Kevin, 79 00:06:43.000 --> 00:06:46.199 I support it. No, I do, because you can get lumped into 80 00:06:46.240 --> 00:06:50.000 this. Why don't want to be lumped into you? You don't, I 81 00:06:50.120 --> 00:06:55.160 know, so I don't know how to handle this. But you you seem 82 00:06:55.199 --> 00:06:58.560 to leave out Christino when you were listening to tackle who were getting annihilated. 83 00:06:59.040 --> 00:07:09.680 Okay, was sympathetic and understood the gravity of the story as I was proposing 84 00:07:09.720 --> 00:07:13.160 it. They were gonna come in and not talk about it, not talk 85 00:07:13.199 --> 00:07:15.439 about the most important story in the world. Yes, they were gonna come 86 00:07:15.439 --> 00:07:18.439 in and skip it because you know it was a late breaker at nine am. 87 00:07:18.759 --> 00:07:25.120 I'm already getting concerned. Correspondence this morning on my cellular tole yes from 88 00:07:25.199 --> 00:07:30.040 Steve Shackleford, the man who wakes up before anybody in the world. Why 89 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:34.000 don't you do this show, Steve at least once a week for one of 90 00:07:34.079 --> 00:07:38.680 us. It would be way easier for his schedule. What are you doing? 91 00:07:38.759 --> 00:07:42.759 Yeah, come do this, he screams with an exclamation point. I 92 00:07:42.800 --> 00:07:46.279 didn't do anything wrong. That seems to be someone who knows they did. 93 00:07:47.519 --> 00:07:53.279 Steven, Steven, you're gonna call him Steven and Benjamin and Jeffrey. Actually, 94 00:07:53.279 --> 00:07:56.360 I don't think Steve did much wrong, but we will discuss the eight 95 00:07:56.439 --> 00:08:01.040 thirty that's much so much. Would you like me to be an impartial or 96 00:08:01.680 --> 00:08:03.439 on your side? You pick? No. I think you should be your 97 00:08:03.439 --> 00:08:07.079 own judge of what is right and what is wrong? Okay, And I 98 00:08:07.079 --> 00:08:13.480 think you will see once again that Kevin is right. I mean, I 99 00:08:13.519 --> 00:08:16.560 hate to keep bringing it up, but eight thirty, ladies, that in 100 00:08:16.680 --> 00:08:22.040 eight thirty is gonna be a tough segment to do because I'm following up something 101 00:08:22.279 --> 00:08:26.879 at eight. I don't wanna tell you what eight is okay yet, because 102 00:08:26.879 --> 00:08:30.839 I just don't think like it's it's a It is a real Drew carry Bob 103 00:08:30.879 --> 00:08:35.080 Barker situation. Eight being Bob Barker, you could never fill the shoes at 104 00:08:35.080 --> 00:08:41.120 eight thirty. Gonna try nine. We're having fun. Jesus, this is 105 00:08:41.200 --> 00:08:48.519 great. March Mayhem, a guy I know. His name's Matt Matt in 106 00:08:48.559 --> 00:08:58.480 Norlander, CBS Sports. He asked every college basketball coach one answer, who 107 00:08:58.559 --> 00:09:05.480 is your favorite musical artist? Now, I've got a bunch of points on 108 00:09:05.519 --> 00:09:11.600 the board here, a few multiples, including some three pointers and and one 109 00:09:11.639 --> 00:09:16.720 four point bonus. Wow, the most picked artists? Well, I have 110 00:09:16.799 --> 00:09:20.480 some callers come in, picked their horse and it'll be done in a round 111 00:09:20.480 --> 00:09:28.200 of March Mayhem, which includes the thunder Round and Hailstorm, but tickets to 112 00:09:28.240 --> 00:09:33.360 see Primus in a Perfect Circle and Pussifer. Like but not like three separate 113 00:09:33.440 --> 00:09:37.840 bands. It's all one band. It's the members of those bands, three 114 00:09:37.879 --> 00:09:41.120 different nights together. Yeah, you can knock this all out in one night 115 00:09:41.240 --> 00:09:50.120 on April twelfth. Luckily Csantata or Csanta sixty it was two years old. 116 00:09:50.399 --> 00:09:56.440 I thought that was where you went to get off heroin. That's the Sante 117 00:09:56.559 --> 00:10:00.399 Center for Healing. Yeah, no, I think Danny's right. I actually 118 00:10:01.519 --> 00:10:03.000 this is not that. It's not I mean sixty. I did look up 119 00:10:03.080 --> 00:10:07.759 Less Claypool of Primus, who is sixty. Ah, so maybe many of 120 00:10:07.799 --> 00:10:11.559 the primary artists here are sixty. Maybe that's yeah, that seems like, 121 00:10:11.679 --> 00:10:16.960 uh, it makes a lot of sense for Pussifer. Look up the members 122 00:10:16.960 --> 00:10:24.360 of Pussifer. But they have funny names. Let's see Maynard James Keenan, 123 00:10:24.679 --> 00:10:31.960 singer for Tool Yes, and he is also in a Perfect Circle and Pussifer. 124 00:10:33.919 --> 00:10:37.159 Those are things I did not know, and I can tell you with 125 00:10:37.240 --> 00:10:43.639 confidence that on April seventeenth, Mayor James Keenan will be sixty. Okay, 126 00:10:43.720 --> 00:10:50.039 yeah, so the sixty tour centa cool? That's it. Do you guys 127 00:10:50.080 --> 00:10:54.919 know the first game of the baseball season is happening right now? Yeah? 128 00:10:54.039 --> 00:10:58.120 I learned that this morning, first real game. I saw you Darvis to 129 00:10:58.159 --> 00:11:01.799 strike someone out. And the first run of the twenty twenty four MLB season 130 00:11:01.879 --> 00:11:09.039 has been scored, but not on American soil. Correct correct Soul South Korea 131 00:11:11.639 --> 00:11:15.559 the Soul Series between the Dodgers and the Padres. But we do have uh 132 00:11:15.879 --> 00:11:18.000 you Darvish on the mound for the Padres, and we have Shoheo Tani making 133 00:11:18.039 --> 00:11:24.200 his debut for the LA Dodgers right now. Well, maybe later in the 134 00:11:24.240 --> 00:11:28.159 show we'll get a live footage of the South Korean feed. Oh oh, 135 00:11:28.279 --> 00:11:37.799 Tany's at pat Okay, it's too dangerous. Okay, No, we don't 136 00:11:37.840 --> 00:11:41.039 have the technology to have just a man of a thousand voices over here. 137 00:11:41.080 --> 00:11:43.799 If he can pull that off play by a play from the Soul series. 138 00:11:46.840 --> 00:11:52.559 I've been brushing up on my Eastern dialects lately. It just happens, you 139 00:11:52.600 --> 00:11:54.399 know, you pick up a few things. Sure, and we don't really 140 00:11:54.399 --> 00:12:00.279 have the discerning year around here to determine if it's Japanese or Korean. Mm 141 00:12:00.360 --> 00:12:07.399 hmm, eastern far East? How do we is far East? The far 142 00:12:07.480 --> 00:12:11.120 East? Why would it be just like near West for us? Kevin, 143 00:12:11.360 --> 00:12:15.320 Kevin, where did it start? I believe it? Well, I'm just 144 00:12:15.320 --> 00:12:18.159 going with the traditional term. Yeah, you think of the far East, 145 00:12:18.240 --> 00:12:22.399 you think of Asian countries. I'm imagining myself going all the way around the 146 00:12:22.399 --> 00:12:26.080 globe to get there, when I could just shoot across Asians. That's not 147 00:12:26.080 --> 00:12:28.919 how it works because of the International date Line and the land of the rising 148 00:12:30.000 --> 00:12:33.360 sun and sun rises in the east, ah, all over there. So 149 00:12:33.440 --> 00:12:37.480 you're right, that's the International date Line. I don't know somewhere in the 150 00:12:37.519 --> 00:12:41.080 Pacific where the day changes. That's pretty rad yea. So like if you 151 00:12:41.200 --> 00:12:46.080 fly from Japan to the United States, you actually go back in time. 152 00:12:46.320 --> 00:12:54.279 Does someone have to live on the Yeah, because he went back in time. 153 00:12:56.919 --> 00:13:01.039 That's why he does an age. It is weird that he does age. 154 00:13:01.600 --> 00:13:05.039 It's weir that Fox did a TV show about him too. Here's a 155 00:13:05.080 --> 00:13:07.919 documentary series TV show about Huey Lewis. It's weird that he used to smash 156 00:13:09.000 --> 00:13:13.480 Madonna? What really? Yeah? You remember? Did you guys not see 157 00:13:13.480 --> 00:13:16.039 the Weird of the World documentary. I saw it. I saw it, 158 00:13:16.080 --> 00:13:20.360 you did, I did see it. He was Uh. They were trying 159 00:13:20.399 --> 00:13:24.799 to get her to be one of the performers, and there was some debate 160 00:13:24.879 --> 00:13:31.679 on whether or not she would be the better choice than Cindy Lapper, and 161 00:13:31.720 --> 00:13:33.559 I think that a lot of the people that were putting out together thought she 162 00:13:33.639 --> 00:13:39.200 might be too difficult. Cindy she difficult, not by watching that video, 163 00:13:39.399 --> 00:13:43.679 not not by watching the docor I thought she was kind of cool actually, 164 00:13:43.320 --> 00:13:48.840 and delivered probably one of the best performances of the entire recording. But Hugh 165 00:13:48.919 --> 00:13:54.039 Lewis and Madonna were each other's date the night of the American Music Awards, 166 00:13:54.080 --> 00:14:00.200 which happened the hours before that recording process began. I never knew. I 167 00:14:00.240 --> 00:14:03.559 mean, I probably watched those ward shows back in the day, you know, 168 00:14:03.600 --> 00:14:07.240 because the A m as were quite popular in the eighties. But yeah, 169 00:14:07.279 --> 00:14:16.799 did you know that he Lewis and Madonna? Wow to Tanaka? No 170 00:14:16.559 --> 00:14:26.840 tanakaatanka. I'm just practicing for later when I do the baseball speed to get 171 00:14:26.919 --> 00:14:28.960 up to the plate again. Well, that's cool, is there? Is 172 00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:31.799 it just like one random game? Are they doing a series of games? 173 00:14:31.799 --> 00:14:35.799 Over there. What's the the soul series it's called? Oh, it's one 174 00:14:35.879 --> 00:14:41.480 one mhm. Padres were up one nothing, but the Dodgers have scored. 175 00:14:41.559 --> 00:14:46.519 Okay, like a sacrifice fly from Jason Hayward ties things at once. We 176 00:14:46.600 --> 00:14:52.080 put for the Padres after an RBI single from Xander Bogart's got the scoring for 177 00:14:52.120 --> 00:14:58.039 the season started off of Tyler Glasnow I'm gonna be tracking the hell out of 178 00:14:58.080 --> 00:15:01.879 this all morning. Thank you. Guess who's starting in left field for the 179 00:15:01.879 --> 00:15:09.200 Padres? Oh? My god, Jerkson profile, Jerkson profar. Okay, 180 00:15:09.440 --> 00:15:11.799 is Fernando Tatis in the lineup? Yes? Bat in second? Right field? 181 00:15:11.840 --> 00:15:16.879 Do they still have uh, okay, here we go. This is 182 00:15:16.879 --> 00:15:22.039 gonna be tough, getting baseball mode here? Do they still have Manny Machado 183 00:15:22.399 --> 00:15:28.639 batt and clean up, designating hit? Designated hitter is Manny? Who's that 184 00:15:28.879 --> 00:15:37.480 lead? Xander? Xander Bogarts. Xander Bogarts Fernando Tatis at first base? 185 00:15:37.759 --> 00:15:45.879 Oh? Oh, the swinging donger aeric cosmer? No, give me an, 186 00:15:46.200 --> 00:15:48.759 what's the star with I can help here. His initials are j C. 187 00:15:48.600 --> 00:15:50.799 I've never heard of this person in my life. Okay, go ahead, 188 00:15:50.799 --> 00:15:56.000 then, cronin Worth Okay, yeah yeah from R E O Speedwagon and 189 00:15:56.039 --> 00:16:03.240 then Manny Machado, then H Kim playing short Okay, I musta say we 190 00:16:04.240 --> 00:16:12.720 okay, uh hey song Kim okay okay. Sixth Jerks and Profar seven, 191 00:16:14.399 --> 00:16:25.759 the good Luis camp Pisano, Oh behind the Plate? Eight T Wade and 192 00:16:25.799 --> 00:16:29.639 then Jay Merrill. I'm not clicking their names to get their first Dodgers now 193 00:16:29.879 --> 00:16:38.240 Wade Skins, Tyler Wade, Trish is In Sould handsome, and then Jackson 194 00:16:38.360 --> 00:16:44.639 Merrill. No wonder Skin has been so unhinged all week. Do you know 195 00:16:44.720 --> 00:16:53.799 what time she's gone all week? It's a sulcerries morphs into the whole. 196 00:16:55.000 --> 00:16:56.960 All right, you want to try the damn Dodgers. I actually do Mookie 197 00:16:57.039 --> 00:17:00.919 bets. Mookie bet. This is the leadoff man. Oh for one with 198 00:17:00.960 --> 00:17:06.680 a walk? Does he shortstop? He is weird? That's crazy batting. 199 00:17:06.720 --> 00:17:11.759 Second, the guy that we've mentioned already this morning, the great show, 200 00:17:11.759 --> 00:17:15.000 Hey Otani Show, Hey Otani one for two. I was gonna guess gugli 201 00:17:15.119 --> 00:17:19.160 Oh no, no, no, that's the parrot Man. Three. H 202 00:17:19.200 --> 00:17:23.640 Freddy Freeman. Yes, Freddy Freeman played first clean up for the Dodgers. 203 00:17:25.160 --> 00:17:30.920 Is this a new free agent acquisition? I don't know how long this guy's 204 00:17:30.960 --> 00:17:37.599 been there matter, Max Munsey, No, he's the catcher, uh I 205 00:17:38.079 --> 00:17:45.000 WS or his initials Santos yell Wilson Santos. He may have slapped a single 206 00:17:45.799 --> 00:17:55.680 WS slapped WS slaps catcher, God fucking jerk. I don't know Will Smith, 207 00:17:56.000 --> 00:18:00.240 ah doy, he's catcher. I know that Max Munsey, the Max 208 00:18:00.279 --> 00:18:07.279 Monzi, Justin Turner still play. No, no, idiot, No, 209 00:18:07.519 --> 00:18:11.279 you don't need him when you have Teoscar Hernandez and right. Oh, yes, 210 00:18:11.359 --> 00:18:18.759 it's it's actually the Oscar, the Oscar and the center field James Outman, 211 00:18:19.559 --> 00:18:25.799 what terrible name. No need to pitch around him, James Outman. 212 00:18:26.279 --> 00:18:27.839 I think we know this one's gonna go. Man, the Dodgers are so 213 00:18:29.039 --> 00:18:32.240 loaded, they're just running him out there to see if they can defy odds 214 00:18:33.599 --> 00:18:37.480 and then batting eighth right field. Guy's been around for a long time. 215 00:18:37.519 --> 00:18:44.160 Off uh off, only with the Braves. Jason Haward Jason Hayward. Yeah. 216 00:18:44.880 --> 00:18:51.039 Still still they're getting done loaded and then the great Gavin Lucks ninth. 217 00:18:52.079 --> 00:19:00.000 Let's go through those one more time. Let's go through those one. I'll 218 00:19:00.039 --> 00:19:03.160 say one of my favorite things. I'm gonna have to give credit to someone 219 00:19:03.160 --> 00:19:08.359 on another station. Or it was Rangers opening day and I was kind of 220 00:19:08.400 --> 00:19:12.279 doing wacky This is back when I did wacky stuff. I was doing wacky 221 00:19:12.319 --> 00:19:18.599 tailgate audio. But the station had just got the Rangers rights, and John 222 00:19:18.640 --> 00:19:23.960 Blake was not happy that we were doing live hits to me out out the 223 00:19:25.000 --> 00:19:29.359 tailgate, doing beer bong hits and you know, talking yeah, because it 224 00:19:29.440 --> 00:19:33.920 was you know, we're getting close to Ranger pregame show time, let's clean 225 00:19:33.960 --> 00:19:37.440 it up a little bit. And so the order got kind of called down 226 00:19:37.480 --> 00:19:44.240 through multiple people, you know how it goes like, so the guy over 227 00:19:44.279 --> 00:19:45.799 there that was the show, he goes, all right, well, let's 228 00:19:45.839 --> 00:19:49.759 say just run through the lineups. So he leads off and he goes real 229 00:19:49.799 --> 00:19:53.279 slow and he starts out, I'm guessing the lineup at the tone though, 230 00:19:53.599 --> 00:20:02.440 leading off Ian Kinsler batting average zero, really no home runs yet. This 231 00:20:02.519 --> 00:20:08.240 year it's opening day, Michael youngbatting second, patting average zero, and he 232 00:20:08.359 --> 00:20:11.359 started killing time because he's like, don't tell me how to do my show. 233 00:20:12.000 --> 00:20:17.599 Slash zero, zero and zero. He went through both lineups all the 234 00:20:17.599 --> 00:20:22.000 way in fool's funny. It was pretty funny. Who one? I don't 235 00:20:22.039 --> 00:20:26.720 know, man, Probably not the Rangers at that time, would be my 236 00:20:26.799 --> 00:20:33.640 guess, probably not, probably not. I have something real quick, you 237 00:20:33.640 --> 00:20:37.799 guys might be interested in this. This weekend crap. No, this isn't 238 00:20:37.839 --> 00:20:41.599 weekend crap. Something I saw the first thing I looked at when I opened 239 00:20:41.720 --> 00:20:47.839 my phone this morning. There is an artist. What if I told you 240 00:20:47.880 --> 00:20:56.559 there's an artist that has more streams on Spotify than Michael Jackson, Metallica, 241 00:20:56.279 --> 00:21:02.720 and Mariah Carey that you've never heard of? Ooh, yeah, I believe 242 00:21:02.759 --> 00:21:04.599 that, I'd say, K pop. Oh, I guess yeah. There's 243 00:21:04.640 --> 00:21:10.480 a reason why you've never heard of this person. He's a Swede named Johann 244 00:21:10.640 --> 00:21:15.759 Rohorr. And this is a fascinating ruse that this guy has going because he 245 00:21:15.839 --> 00:21:22.480 has over twenty seven hundred songs that have been released under fake artist names on 246 00:21:22.519 --> 00:21:29.880 Spotify. And what he does is he creates this instrumental mood music and he's 247 00:21:29.880 --> 00:21:34.519 put like almost three thousand tracks of this stuff on streaming platforms, okay, 248 00:21:36.279 --> 00:21:40.640 and they get added to like these, you know, calming playlists, like 249 00:21:40.680 --> 00:21:44.720 these top top level playlists that you'll listen to for whatever mood you need to 250 00:21:44.839 --> 00:21:48.559 create. But he does them under fake names. So he's got this company. 251 00:21:48.920 --> 00:21:53.880 He releases all this music and they're all under fake names, like almost 252 00:21:53.960 --> 00:21:59.759 seven hundred different artists and they don't exist. It's just this one guy. 253 00:22:00.039 --> 00:22:07.240 And last year, just from revenue streaming alone, streaming a revenue from streaming 254 00:22:07.319 --> 00:22:11.880 alone, and you know how little that stuff pays, he made seven million 255 00:22:11.960 --> 00:22:17.759 dollars. Wow. He's like a volume shooter. He just puts out all 256 00:22:17.799 --> 00:22:22.599 of this music that he composes and creates, attaches a fake name to it. 257 00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:25.599 What's the benefit of the fake name? I guess I don't understand why 258 00:22:25.680 --> 00:22:30.960 not have his name and be reputable because I think that it it's just the 259 00:22:32.359 --> 00:22:36.599 because you feel like maybe you have more choices. I guess if it's one 260 00:22:36.640 --> 00:22:38.839 guy, you may tend to not go back to him. But if it's 261 00:22:38.960 --> 00:22:44.279 oh, here's this new artist from Sweden named you know, here's some of 262 00:22:44.279 --> 00:22:51.960 the names Minnick Knudsen, Ming Mel Hush Says, Masia Hotel and Adolmar Berego. 263 00:22:52.119 --> 00:22:56.119 I don't have any of it pulled up because it's what you can imagine. 264 00:22:56.119 --> 00:22:59.920 It's probably really soothing, boring. Stuff. But I thought this was 265 00:23:00.519 --> 00:23:06.319 amazing that this guy found a way to rig the system of algorithms and all 266 00:23:06.400 --> 00:23:10.440 that and just put out stuff that he creates at home, drops it on 267 00:23:10.480 --> 00:23:15.200 Spotify, works the algorithms to get him added to these playlists, and just 268 00:23:15.240 --> 00:23:18.000 because of the amount of music that he puts out there, he's approaching Beetles 269 00:23:18.039 --> 00:23:26.319 status as far as streaming platform download or listens. And they're designed for the 270 00:23:26.519 --> 00:23:30.960 calming apps or calming sites or Yeah, there are certain playlists that you know, 271 00:23:32.039 --> 00:23:38.880 he pertained to certain moods relaxation, you know, energy, workout. 272 00:23:41.240 --> 00:23:45.039 Really yeah, dude, I mean that is pretty incredible that this guy just 273 00:23:45.079 --> 00:23:48.319 out of his home is creating all this music and made seven million dollars last 274 00:23:48.400 --> 00:23:53.960 year and nobody knows who he is and using fake names and using fake names 275 00:23:55.000 --> 00:23:57.119 to do it like the artists that these people are. Oh man, I 276 00:23:57.160 --> 00:24:03.599 really like this this you know, classical piece written by MiG Mel moot Mop 277 00:24:03.680 --> 00:24:07.759 or whatever. MiG Mel moot Mop doesn't even exist. It's this one, 278 00:24:07.839 --> 00:24:14.440 dude, moot Mop. I love it. I feel like I feel like 279 00:24:14.480 --> 00:24:17.960 we can get in this game somehow. I know, dude, you can. 280 00:24:18.119 --> 00:24:22.119 We can? We meaning you do it, just hold down, just 281 00:24:22.160 --> 00:24:27.839 hold down one key on a keyboard and then add another key and call it 282 00:24:27.880 --> 00:24:32.720 mood music. Just put it out there and that's just on your keyboard. 283 00:24:33.599 --> 00:24:37.319 You do this, You can do this. Yeah, Oh, I feel 284 00:24:37.400 --> 00:24:45.119 relaxed. And then and then dud like just volume. Shoot, man, 285 00:24:45.200 --> 00:24:47.680 some of these are going to go in, right. I think we need 286 00:24:47.759 --> 00:24:52.119 a mass release potatoes. I think we do too. Honestly, I'm like, 287 00:24:52.200 --> 00:24:55.839 who, there's not here to anyone. You could be in any city 288 00:24:55.839 --> 00:24:59.599 in America, hell, any English speaking city in the world, maybe and 289 00:24:59.640 --> 00:25:03.480 beyond, because I don't even know. I don't think you need to speak 290 00:25:03.519 --> 00:25:08.519 English to enjoy potatoes. You don't. But look, not everybody likes potatoes. 291 00:25:10.559 --> 00:25:15.400 You need variations, yes, of that, to speak to different groups, 292 00:25:15.799 --> 00:25:19.400 Like not everybody wants to be relaxed. Other people want to have music 293 00:25:19.440 --> 00:25:23.039 for the workout. So you got to kind of create different different styles, 294 00:25:23.119 --> 00:25:29.160 different genre genres, different topics, you know, and put those all out 295 00:25:29.160 --> 00:25:32.759 there. But it's all the same guy. Maybe we'll explore that later. 296 00:25:33.519 --> 00:25:38.000 I don't know. Maybe maybe it's going to be a day. He's going 297 00:25:38.039 --> 00:25:42.440 to be a day, have a day like Wyndham Clark's caddy's hat says, 298 00:25:42.799 --> 00:25:48.680 have a day, have a day. Well, have a day, have 299 00:25:48.759 --> 00:25:52.880 a hot Carl. Whatever you want at your golf reference for the morning. 300 00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:55.880 Real quick, did the Stars win last night? Just want to make sure 301 00:25:57.000 --> 00:26:03.839 get an angry email Mike. Let's do what they want us to talk better 302 00:26:03.920 --> 00:26:08.480 stars and stars them. We don't know. I actually invited the listener to 303 00:26:08.640 --> 00:26:11.200 jump on the air and talk about it. Okay, hash it out on 304 00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:15.839 the air. Absolutely will yell at us for not talking stars. I actually 305 00:26:15.880 --> 00:26:18.400 want to hash this out with Jim on the air. I do. Is 306 00:26:18.440 --> 00:26:21.359 the one that text us all the time. I don't know. Maybe so 307 00:26:21.880 --> 00:26:23.519 play last night? They played tonight. So he likes us here, likes 308 00:26:23.559 --> 00:26:27.359 the show. Oh my god. He likes the Sports Balance, which I 309 00:26:27.400 --> 00:26:30.640 think we all love. Right, we love sports. We're just not going 310 00:26:30.720 --> 00:26:34.400 to nerd off for no reason about it non stop because we have to. 311 00:26:37.160 --> 00:26:40.759 But he, I guess, makes a point that proportionately we don't have enough 312 00:26:40.799 --> 00:26:45.279 stars or hockey and what the playoffs start, we are going to watch those 313 00:26:45.279 --> 00:26:47.039 games and we're going to come in and be like, oh my god, 314 00:26:47.039 --> 00:26:49.599 that was awesome. Did you see this? I think we should hash it 315 00:26:49.640 --> 00:26:52.720 out with him on the air, because I think my general instincts would normally 316 00:26:52.759 --> 00:26:59.119 be to read the email and then make smarmy comments about it, and that's 317 00:26:59.119 --> 00:27:00.559 not what we should do. I want to talk to Jim about this on 318 00:27:00.599 --> 00:27:03.319 the Arab So maybe tomorrow we'll talk to Jim. Why don't we make Jim 319 00:27:03.400 --> 00:27:10.599 our stars correspondent. Okay, there you go, So his complaints shows that 320 00:27:10.640 --> 00:27:12.839 it works. Well, yeah, but he didn't hear that because he knowed 321 00:27:12.839 --> 00:27:17.279 that he doesn't listen anymore. Oh well, let's get Jim back. What 322 00:27:17.319 --> 00:27:21.039 I missed. Opportunity, Jim could have been the beginning of your radio career, 323 00:27:21.240 --> 00:27:23.640 especially eight o'clock today. Give Jim a job where he works for free. 324 00:27:25.119 --> 00:27:27.000 That's our way to get him back, get us back in his good 325 00:27:27.000 --> 00:27:30.839 graces. All right, let's get let's start cranking it. Coming up. 326 00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:34.440 Next, most important thing in the world. They found the parrot that was 327 00:27:34.440 --> 00:27:37.039 in the tree and it's wild.