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Uh, what's up? Everybody?
Welcome to Rose Pricks. It is a

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big day. Cecily and I are
here working so hard. It's crazy.

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Shouldn't should we even be working this
hard? I mean, part of me

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feels like Yes, part of me
feels like it. And I want to

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tell you, guys, you're gonna
hear some pounding. You're gonna hear pounding

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in the background. And what that
is is my heart. It's my heart

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pounding so hard because I love the
value. You're gonna hear a little drilling.

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The drilling is my tears. That's
my tears of like the breakup of

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Jackson Brittany. I'm feeling all the
things and it's very physical. I don't

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really know what's happening to my body. So I really apologize for that.

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You know what I love though.
I love that you're so in touch with

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your body that you know that,
like emotional stuff that you're feeling is coming

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out in a physical way. And
I commend you, thank you just for

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being aware. Yeah, I'm super
aware, but you're going to hear a

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lot of it, and it's kind
of come and go and get louder,

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and it's just based on my emotions
and where I am with this episode.

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So I think we just get into
it. I think what people do need

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to understand about you, and it
will help explain a lot, is that

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you are an EmPATH. I am
an EmPATH. Like right now, you

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can hear the tears. You can
hear them. That's that. It sounds

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like a like a dentist drill,
but really it's just like very heavy tears.

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It's like a physical manifestation. You
know what you are. You're a

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manifestor and I hate that. And
it's people don't often talk about when you

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They talk about manifesting is such a
positive thing, right, but they don't

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realize like sometimes it could be negative, Like I'm manifesting this drill which represents

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my sadness for Jacks more Brittany,
really, you know, not really more

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Brittany. What it really is is
people are just not sensitive. Mm hmm.

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They don't know. So anyway,
in conclusion, we're working really hard

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with our emotions and our physicality,
right, so like feel for us.

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Instead of being annoyed by the noises
you're hearing in the background, just maybe

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go like, what what does she
need? Right? What does Cicily need?

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Right? Now maybe some cupcakes,
some sprinkles I can get. I'll

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get my hat. If you want
to DM me, I'll send you my

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address. All right, all right
this episode, do you have any macro

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notes. I do have one big
macro note, which is and it's not

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very nice, so please bear with
me. But it's my tears and sadness.

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Okay. Britney's implants are in her
neck. They're pushed so far up

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that it's like a ridge. Yeah, there's like when you're in her confessionals

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and it looks like just a piece
of cardboard, like or not even like

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metal, that's just up and it's
been pushed into her neck. So it's

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like Frankenstein bolts. It's insane and
I can't help and I think we've talked

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about this, but I can't help
but feel that that's Jax's doing. Oh

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totally he but I mean one of
that. I know you're saying that she

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wanted those boobs too, but she
just looks so much better before with her

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old boobs. Her old boobs,
honey, your old boobs are great.

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And she was, you know,
when they kept doing flashbacks. Other nicer

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macronote is like, how gorgeous she
was. I mean, he's really worn

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her down. I'm not saying he
made her do all the whatever she's done

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to her face, but I don't
know. I have a feeling he had

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something to do with it. She
makes her own choices, but god,

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she was so pretty. She's still
pretty, but it you know, she

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was stunning. He is not a
good person, and I know that that's

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very a very controversial viewpoint, but
don't you feel a tiny bit dirty when

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you're watching this and you're like,
this guy was kicked off of the other

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show for being a bad person and
then brought back and made and you we

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get we're giving him main care syndrome. Oh totally, Like near the end

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where he thinks he's so fucking famous
because we've made him famous and TMZ is

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reaching out to him and watching him
try to pretend to be like he's Brad

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Pitt, He's like it's too much, Like he didn't call it. I

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mean, he's just so we made
a monster, right, we created then

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we did this, not even just
us, but all of you. Yeah,

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we all did this. And look
Alec Baldwin, I mean, who

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would have thought a year ago after
like all this stuff is coming out about

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Alec. You know, I know
it was an accident. I'm not getting

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into the rust what happened there,
but it's horrific and so like less than

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a year later, he's gonna or
a year later he's doing a reality show

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with Ilaria, Like, are you
kidding me? Yeah? This is the

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world and this is the world that
we love. Do you think we're not

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going to cover it? You're wrong, We of course are going to cover

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it. That would be ridiculous.
It's it's very kind of trumpy in in

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a way. It's like that whole
thing of like every I have all these

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followers, people love me, and
like, what do you want me to

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do? Like, yeah, I
mean sometimes I'm just not a good person,

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right, Sorry, Well, obviously
he's low on cash, is what

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I would assume. They have what
seven kids, and he's got a you

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know, probably a pretty hefty legal
fun bill going on, so they just

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who oh mm hmm. Oh.
I was talking about Jack's. I revel

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also Jack's they're all the nightmare.
So yes, they're all It's all sort

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of exactly that. So let's get
into it, because Jackson isn't the only

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problem here. We have God yeah, oh, I was gonna Janet,

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okay, okay, you're gonna hate
me? Boy, are you gonna be

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mad at me? Now? I
don't remember all the stuff Janet has said

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or not said, so let's take
that out of it. But yeah,

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she didn't bug me that much in
this episode. And and okay, believe

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it or not, I was kind
of with her when I was like,

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please don't yell at this pregnant woman. Now, she didn't have to go

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to the bar if it were me, and this on herself. She is

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such a master manipulator. She's terrible. I mean, I guess that's what

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they're saying, but I was like, I don't know, I don't,

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Ah, I don't know, because
you remember it's all great. Our friend

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Anne, who we had on the
show, which you guys should go listen

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to our interview with Anne and Amanda
we had, you know, signed an

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Nda. Uh. She is friends
with Janet, and I love Anne,

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and I think and I trust Anne
as a human. So I'm like,

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well, if Anne says she's okay, is she okay? Maybe? Yeah?

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But Anne could be one of those
people who really just has to see

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the best in everybody, and right
this minute, Anne might be going like,

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oh my god, I was wrong. Possibly we can find out.

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We'll find out maybe about that because
she is in our you know, she's

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got connections. But okay, so
Jesse. They just start out giving us

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like little glimpses of everybody. And
Jesse, Michelle's not wearing her wedding ring.

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She's like, I just forgot.
I mean, what a what a

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waste of everyone's time? This fake
relationship, it's so fake. And also

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what's Jesse trying to do? Is
he trying to drum up like people feeling

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bad for him for all? Something
to keep in your mind. And of

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course this is something she said.
She's claimed on the show that he never

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helped her with the baby, like
the entire first year, he never woke

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up once at night with the baby. But now he's like, I just

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don't understand why you won't work hard, Why, Like, I'm just trying

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to be a good person? Are
you? Are you trying to be a

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good person? She I don't like
her either, So there's no heroes here.

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But she's done. She is done. And he had so much time

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before they were filming the show to
be a better person and be a good

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husband, and he chose not to, and now he's mad because that's on

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TV. And I don't think he
chose not to. I think he can't

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because he's just like a d bag, you know, like he's not great.

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But see, somebody, this is
the thing about having kids. I'm

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not going to man explain kids to
you, but somebody has to do it.

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Like you don't get to just go
like, yeah, I'm just I'm

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just not built for this. You
don't get to be Jack's and Jesse and

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go, yeah, I just I
guess, uh missing that chip, I

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don't know, can't wake up in
the middle of the night. Not well,

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somebody has to otherwise there's two people
just completely ignoring their baby. Right,

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So this is the thing that sucks
is for the woman is like,

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well I have to. And then
you got fucking Jack's and Jesse mad at

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the lake or at Big Bear,
you know, talking about because Danny's like,

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yeah, I'm having to wake up
because somebody has to fucking do it,

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and my wife is depressed, so
we're both doing it. You got

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to do it. And the guys
are like, yeah, I never do

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it, But how come I don't
even get appreciation for the little stuff I

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do like because there's no appreciation.
It's both of your children, right,

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and it's all gonna have. It's
gonna keep going. There's not like a

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moment where you get just rest until
very deep and like you got to keep

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doing it every single day. You
got to just keep doing it right.

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And then I mean, I know
this is like skipping to the to the

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end, but this is just on
this topic. Then Jesse tries to be

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like, are you going to make
sure you have like the food, the

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right food for the dog? This
is I was. Everybody was fucking high,

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like of course I'm gonna get the
food. Probably in her mind she

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was like, are you really doing
this on camera? Like do you really

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want to get into like all the
things that I have to do every day

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because we have a child that you
probably don't even know about. I don't

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know. I was so mad for
her. Well let's let's get to that,

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because like we're just at the beginning. We're showing them. Then we

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show Jackson Britt with their stupid fake
bar, which good call on that that

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is just the back patio of an
already existing bar that they but Jack's is

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so stressed and he cannot stand her
like there's nothing she can say. She's

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like, I'm all portly suck and
he's just like I thought he was going

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to explode from hatred, like he
has like contempt, you know, like,

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yeah, I don't understand. I
mean, he's just he's got he

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got the ick somewhere along the way. He got the ick and he can't

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shake it. And he's such a
piece of shit. I early on maybe

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and has been faking it for years. I think you're totally right. As

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soon as she I mean, how
old is cruise three crews? Okay,

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so at least three years ago.
I like he may have had a little

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surge of some feelings when right when
she had cruise, But I think,

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you know, as soon as she
gained any weight. And by the way,

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oh, I have a major macro
note. I think, Okay,

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you probably have the time stamps on
this, so I could be wrong.

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You probably have. You're gonna like
pull up some kind of roster with information.

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But I think because we know that
Brittany was openly on ozempic and lost

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all the weight on ozempic a lot
of right, I think that she was

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getting sick because of the ozempic.
That's because you cannot take ozembic and drink

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or even really eat. Of course, right it grows, it makes sense.

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Yay, you are freaking detective.
Yeah, you're welcome. Everybody.

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That's my liver right now. If
you can hear it, it's just churn.

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It's so funny that you would say
that too, because it was just

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John and I were having this conversation
about the fact that he was like,

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we have to talk about these this
new stuff that's come out about ozempic and

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how bad it is for you and
how many stomach issues it causes. Wait

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Jack said this, No my husband
John. Oh oh interesting. Yeah.

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He was like, we need to
have it. We need to talk about

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this all this new stuff that's come
out about ozempic bad. Are you taking

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it? Are people taking it?
Oh? Like yeah, I know a

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lot of regular people who take it
or have taken it. Oh yeah,

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for sure. I just meant it
was John taking it, because that's that's

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interesting that it's like, oh no, John's not taking it. But he

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was just saying like that there's been
all this, like these these studies that

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are out about it, and there's
got to be I mean, that's the

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crazy thing, Like, look,
you know nothing. Nothing in life is

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free. I don't know, it
seems to me, but yeah, that's

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it. So I do know someone
who took it and we went to a

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party. She doesn't really drink anyway, but she couldn't even really eat and

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she was like nauseous the whole car
ride to the party. So oh,

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it's the ozembic. It's like,
oh oh, like it worked. I

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mean it worked, but that's it. That's got to be the answer.

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And he was trying to use it
to make her look bad. Yeah,

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I mean she probably also does drink
too much, which she also does in

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this which is so confusing because Jack's
will be like, you want to do

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a shot to the wife that you
say drinks too much and shouldn't drink at

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all. You're offering her a shot. Yeah, there's no there's no explanation

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So where where let's go back.
We're still kind of near the beginning,

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so he just hates her. Then
we've got Jason and Janet like who cares,

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Like she's right it, we got
it. But they have a nursery

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designer, which made me feel stabby
for some reason, I don't know.

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I was like, really, she
just thinks she's something that she's not.

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Oh totally. I mean they all
do, except for maybe Danny. And

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although Danny's just too drunk to even
know what's going on. I didn't love

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the conversation. That weird she has
to say, so calm Nia. She's

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just like, Okay, let's think
about it for a while about me not

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moving to Valencia. Yeah, she
already told him. We already did this.

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In the last episode. She had
that whole talk with him where she

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was like, honey, so here's
how it makes me feel like I'm so

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disconnected from anything. Santa Clarita like, I don't want to live there,

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so can we not? And he
was like, yeah, I totally get

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it, like I want you to
get your needs met too, And now

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he's like, yeah, so have
you thought about it? Can you look

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at a house? Yeah? Every
time the cameras turn on with all of

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them, but he's not taking,
as far as we can see, any

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ownership of like him drinking too much
and acting ridiculous right this whole season.

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Right, she has to carry him. And I would like to say that,

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Okay, one day she'll just leave
him, but I don't think she

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will. She doesn't seem like that
tight no, so that makes me kind

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of sad. Okay, so Jasmine
and Zach they're gonna do your favorite thing.

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They're gonna like do pottery. You
were thinking me, right, yeah,

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of course Stuffanie hates hates the shit
like we don't need color me mine,

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we don't need like a like I
said, we don't need a mud

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run. Just go have a drink, yes, have a salad and have

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a conversation. Like the real housewives
do it better. Well now some of

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them don't. Like Orange County was
known for doing all the stupid mud runs

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and parasailing, and it was just
like no, no, no, no,

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no, I mean part of me
feels bad saying like, it's better

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if they have a glass of wine
because it's going to get them looser.

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And both Jasmin and zact drink,
right, they're not sober, so I

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guess it would. That makes more
sense to me than them trying to pretend

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to do like a ghost. It's
like ghosty, you're not Patrick Swayze,

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No, not at all. And
also all you're doing is having conversation,

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which you would anyway because you're friends, right, so you don't need it.

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We don't need to add your doing
anything with pottery. There's just it's

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literally not necessary. Well because there
just is all these plugs, which just

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we as the audience, you know, it's gross, even though we also

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plug things. We all have to
plug things, but we would think that

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Bravo wouldn't have to. Well there, we already watch ads, that's the

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thing, right, so you don't
need to show us a pottery place.

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Like. There's just it's just not
necessary. But anyways, and then Jasmine,

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who I liked this episode, she's
you know, kind of telling it

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like it is. She's saying to
Zach, like you did stress Janet out

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with your weird thing when you dropped
your location. Pin right loves it.

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I don't know how I feel about
Zach. I'm not sure how to feel

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about him. He's petty. He's
petty and he and he knows it,

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and he's like a little bit hysterical, you know, he's a little shrill.

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Yeah, but like Janet did some
shit too, So I was neither

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one of these two are the heroes. No, that is one hundred percent

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for sure. I just I don't
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and I did go back and watch
a couple episodes because you know, we

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didn't you watched all of them,
and we because we started really late with

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the Valley, So I went back
to kind of get a vibe on everyone,

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and I could. You know.
What I did see, which I

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hadn't seen, was how much Jax
has been, how mean he's been this

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whole season to Brittany. Right,
but Zach, I don't know if something

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just so thirsty at Okay, so
it all feels very very thirsty. No,

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you're you're absolutely right. This is
why I was not a Zach fan

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this episode. But he gets in
his feelings, you know, as we

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all do, and he gets riled
up, and Janet is like very sociopathic

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and she gets very like removed,
like, hmm, that's so interesting that

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you're really freaking out and sad about
this. I'm not. I don't know.

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I know what you're saying. It's
we I don't know. They're all

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just kind of none of them.
There's no heroes at all, except for

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maybe Jack's sister Jenny, who shows
up right. I don't really get to

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know her, but that's a big
surprise. But Jack, Brittany Jasmine basically

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tells Zach like, hey, you
know, Janet kind of admitted that she

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should have told you that you weren't
invited herself instead of sending Jacks to do

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the dirty work. So we've laid
the foundation here. Keep this in mind.

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This is why they built the episode
this way. Jacksman is fully admitting

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right here that Janet absolutely knows what
she did and isn't proud of herself because

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later she's going to totally deny it. She's shady. So Zach is like

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still pissed, you know, because
it did turn into a whole thing,

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and he doesn't feel bad about doing
the And look, I'm with Zach on

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the dropping the big Bear thing.
It was. He was being funny like

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maybe she didn't take it that way, but he was being a petty and

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I was with him on that.
I don't think that's like she say,

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is he gonna do she thinks he's
going to murder everybody exactly? I mean,

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yeah, she's Friday the thirteenth.
You know that would be a show.

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That's a show that we would cover. They're all in cabins and yeah,

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Zach shows up a hockey mask.
Yes. Yeah, Like god,

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this took a turn, and I'm
really shocked that Bravo kept filming like that,

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but they're like, keep the cameras
on, keep the camera. I

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wouldn't be shocked that Andy Cohen would
would want that to be captured. Now

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we can't have a reunion. Everybody
died. Oh wow, Well it would

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just be Zach kind of just saying
kind of going through what, you know,

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his feelings. People around Reddit they're
like, I don't know. I

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sort of feel like Zach was justified. I hate saying this, but I

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feel like we're not that far away
from this with reality TV, Like if

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it hasn't stopped now, but yeah, you guys, don't do that.

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Zach, don't do that. If
you're listening, I do want to talk

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about this conversation because I'm so obsessed
with Jackson. Brittany Okay, where where

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she says something? Was she talking
to someone else for him? When she's

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like, I just feel like you're
not attracted to me, like whenever she's

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that's when she says, she like
whenever it was time to make whoop.

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Oh well, okay, so this
is how it started. She this,

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This made me laugh too, and
I was I was totally I wrote down

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a lot of this conversation because Brittany
has surprised Jacks, as we discussed,

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by bringing his sister, but then
it's not enough, and he's not happy

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happily surprised. He's and I feel
like we've all been him though a little

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bit where it's like another thing that
he has to do and manage is now

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his sister's here, and he's like, hey, well he didn't even seem

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to recognize her. Did you notice
that? I think maybe he has face

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blindness like I do, because I
have not recognized people I like, people

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I'm dating for two years, didn't
recognize him. I didn't see myself in

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a picture. I was like,
oh shit, I swear, do you

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I have that problem? So I
think he just didn't know it was her.

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It was out of context and he's
like, oh shit, oh shit,

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that was weird. I don't know
how often he sees because he's kind

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of a strange, like he doesn't
talk to his mom, right, I

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don't know how close he is to
his family. I think he and Jenny

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are okay, though obviously okay,
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just like, She's like, look, Jacks, I got saister. So

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he's like, oh uh hey,
gives her a hug. He's like,

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huh cool, cool cool. So
then she sits with him and she's like,

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naw, no, she feel bad
about bintell made to me when when

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all this time I was playing to
make surpris of your sisters here and he's

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like, throws up. I'm surprised
he didn't just like vomit in a bucket

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right there, Like I am not
like sometime not feeling not even we're trying

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to make drags, right, you're
trying to make a baby. You're it's

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like you don't want and I just
wrote girl eyebrows. So he's getting stressed

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out. Even at the beginning of
the conversation where she's like, I just

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don't feel like you're attracted to me. And he's like, oh no,

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I'm trying to open a bar,
like in a day. He's not attracted

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to you, Brittany, and that's
on him. Feel won't you hurt my

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feelings? Everything hurts her feelings.
So she's like, that hurts my feelings,

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and it hurts my feelings. It
hurts my feelings. So then your

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feelings, not her feelings. Oh
my god. Right, So then he's

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like, it's normal to have second
thoughts, okay, but then you just

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need to talk to me about it. You can't just not tell me.

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It just be made right whenever it's
time. We never had that day.

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We ever wud on Mike Beard Trees
and it was beerd cheese. I know

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we've had different versions of that,
but it was beer cheese, which I

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would try. I'm gonna say I
wouldn't try. They remember, they tried

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to make that thing too. They
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her eyebrows are out of control.
Something's going on there. It's hard to

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like, it was hard for me
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So if Jack's already has these ick
feelings, imagine him having to sit there

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with it. Also, this is
just this is absolutely mean for no reason.

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But just think. But her glasses
are also you know the kind of

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glasses that you get that are just
for like first thing in the morning.

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They're not really you're going out glasses. They're like kind of eighties. I

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just feel like she always has this
look like, oh, I just like

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my contact lenses will hurt my ass, so I'll just put on my upp

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at glasses. And I think that's
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his type is some bimbo Beverly Hills. Like he doesn't want anybody with like

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vision problems, which is why he's
like trying to do all these things like

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here, get your boobs done,
here, get that whatever, eyebrows threaded.

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But that's not who she is.
She's just like a normal person,

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right, I think, Yeah,
harsh, But maybe we're giving her too

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much credit. Well, remember,
like I said, he met her at

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Hooters, so I think she wanted
the boobs, Like I don't think,

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you know, no one forced her
into a lot of this stuff. But

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I think the problem that sometimes we
get into is we're heard on her,

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but she's actually a pretty nice person, seemingly she's seemingly she's not the problem.

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It's Jack's. But it's all kind
of gross to watch because girl,

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no, of course he's not into
you. Clearly he's a total asshole to

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you, and it makes me sad
to watch. But now, speaking of

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sad, we finally, after two
three episodes, get to Kristin and Luke,

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which really was very underwhelming. I
cannot believe the whole show is really

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about Kristin, and she's just they
just just dropped out of it. Yeah,

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she's really barely there. She's barely
there. I believe, barely there

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understand what was happening. I wrote, Luke and Kristen discussed their plan to

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go to Colorado and also what she's
going to wear to the opening and now,

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oh oh, but see, you're
so right. But we needed this

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scene right because we needed Kristin to
tell us that when she originally said that

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Michelle had a boyfriend for a year, you guys, I didn't mean like

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she's had a boyfriend for a year. I know I said those words or

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whatever, but words are crazy,
like words are not always like words.

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You know. What I meant was
she had a boyfriend like a year ago.

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Yeah, and anyway. She tries
to be so she what's so annoying

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about Kristin always has been to all
her friends is that she thinks it's really

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She's like, I pulled such a
Kristin, I fuck Joss when he had

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a boyfriend and I was with Sandoval, such a such a dody. Oh

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no, like are you fucking like? She just you're not. It's not

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cute. I don't think it was
cute fifteen years ago. It's not cute

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now. No one cares about Luke, Poor Luke. He's had so she's

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having the producers are making her do
this recap about Michelle and poor Luke is

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like half listening, you can see, like what if you just see Luke?

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He puts like in a bag,
rope in a passport, but different

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passports he has, like an Italian
passport, comes up to something he's either

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gonna do. He's disappearing himself or
I don't know why you'd have rope his

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duct tape with a fake all these
fake IDs, and I have I hat

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for no reason, you know,
like some weird, weird hat, like

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a like a Fidora or something.
And she doesn't notice all this. She's

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just going on and on. She's
just like, I don't know, a

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year ago, A year ago had
a boyfriend four a year these are words.

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This is such semantics, like could
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And I don't know how that changed
because Michelle probably absolutely has had a

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boyfriend for a year because this whole
thing was fake for the show, right,

405
00:27:00.400 --> 00:27:03.039
So Kristen's trying to save the show. I think, yes, they

406
00:27:03.079 --> 00:27:07.039
got to her, yeah, yes, one hundred. She's like, what

407
00:27:07.160 --> 00:27:11.640
did I say? Nah? No, No, I don't I was just

408
00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:14.160
making sh it up. I was
just saying stuff, you know, like

409
00:27:14.200 --> 00:27:18.200
you said. So, yeah,
she's trying to get out of it.

410
00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:25.559
When Rose here, that is again
my heart just mad, just so much

411
00:27:25.559 --> 00:27:30.480
happening, manifesting is barking. Okay, So so then we go to jess

412
00:27:30.559 --> 00:27:36.039
and Michelle and jess and Jesse.
We're saying, Jesse, yeah, I

413
00:27:36.079 --> 00:27:41.279
was going to say, like do
Jessica, So Jessica and Michelle Yeah.

414
00:27:41.319 --> 00:27:45.200
So he's like he's like, yeah, I just really wanted to talk to

415
00:27:45.319 --> 00:27:51.079
Jacks because like, I feel like
our marriage is in a similar place.

416
00:27:52.880 --> 00:27:56.559
And then except that he says he
thought their marriage was in a similar place,

417
00:27:56.640 --> 00:28:02.480
but now they're are they He's supposed
to be separated at this point because

418
00:28:02.519 --> 00:28:06.799
she's like Jesse and Michelle no,
yeah, because she's like, remember,

419
00:28:06.960 --> 00:28:11.000
did you think I'd even leave the
marriage? No? This is where she's

420
00:28:11.039 --> 00:28:15.839
basically saying it's over. Maybe we
pause for one second, Okay, so

421
00:28:15.920 --> 00:28:22.400
sorry, So this is the this
is the part where Michelle's like, did

422
00:28:22.440 --> 00:28:26.200
you think I I did you think
I'd never leave the marriage? And this

423
00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:30.359
is where I really turned on Jesse, goes, I guess I just thought

424
00:28:30.400 --> 00:28:33.920
you had stronger family values. Yes, you were the type of person who

425
00:28:33.920 --> 00:28:37.359
would do anything to keep the family
together. I guess I misjudged. No,

426
00:28:37.440 --> 00:28:38.839
biggie, like, you're just not
a good person, but I thought

427
00:28:38.880 --> 00:28:42.880
you were. That's that's my bad. They were already broken up the whole

428
00:28:42.880 --> 00:28:45.599
time, for sure, and then
Jesse tries to throw her under the bus

429
00:28:45.640 --> 00:28:48.640
again at the end when he's like, yeah, three days after we wrap,

430
00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:52.319
She's like, I'm out. Yeah, she stayed. It was clear

431
00:28:52.440 --> 00:28:56.519
she was disgusted by him. I
mean, it was just so obvious that.

432
00:28:56.519 --> 00:28:59.359
That's one of the things I hated
about the show from the beginning and

433
00:28:59.400 --> 00:29:00.720
really all the way to the end, is that there was just not even

434
00:29:00.839 --> 00:29:07.559
like a doll up of it that
seemed real, like they were all either

435
00:29:07.599 --> 00:29:11.480
breaking up and pretending to be together. And I just I really, I'm

436
00:29:11.519 --> 00:29:15.480
still not a fan, except for
the last scene, which we're about to

437
00:29:15.480 --> 00:29:18.839
get to. Okay, so yes
he does that. Also he's wearing a

438
00:29:18.880 --> 00:29:26.119
headband. I wrote it. But
that Charlotte Tillsbury headband thing that you're doing,

439
00:29:26.200 --> 00:29:30.000
like the like what we used to
clean your face when you put your

440
00:29:30.200 --> 00:29:32.960
hair back to Yeah, but he
doesn't have hair to he doesn't have to

441
00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:36.039
put his hair back Like, it
doesn't make sense he's doing I'm glad you

442
00:29:36.079 --> 00:29:38.000
brought that. It's not helping.
She's she's picked out by him, and

443
00:29:38.039 --> 00:29:42.519
that is not helping. That headband
right, not helping at all. So

444
00:29:44.400 --> 00:29:49.680
yeah, so she's like, oh
so then he says, okay, yeah,

445
00:29:49.720 --> 00:29:52.440
so they I guess they are broken
up. But so she's like,

446
00:29:52.599 --> 00:29:56.319
I'm not abandoning you. I just
like I don't want to be with you,

447
00:29:57.440 --> 00:30:02.400
and he says, if you're not
abandoning me, he's like, why

448
00:30:02.440 --> 00:30:07.240
don't you start every morning by saying
Jesse is an amazing husband and a great

449
00:30:07.279 --> 00:30:10.759
father. I think if you start
there, we can get back to April

450
00:30:10.759 --> 00:30:15.079
twenty twenty. Who wants to get
back to April twenty twenty that there was

451
00:30:15.119 --> 00:30:19.480
a pandemic, right, I don't
understand. So that was his good period.

452
00:30:19.720 --> 00:30:23.000
Was like yeah, when they were
forced to be together the one month

453
00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:26.640
before, they drove each other insane
and he's just a bad dude. That's

454
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:30.000
such a perfect thing that you said, like exactly what you said about how

455
00:30:30.000 --> 00:30:33.359
he's like, well, I just
thought you were like a woman of God.

456
00:30:33.200 --> 00:30:36.880
You might as well have just said
that, like fuck you, Jesse.

457
00:30:37.119 --> 00:30:40.319
I just thought you were cared about
your family and your children. But

458
00:30:40.680 --> 00:30:45.160
I guess I just, you know, had too high of expectations of you.

459
00:30:45.839 --> 00:30:48.519
That's all okay. So now we
get to Jacks's opening, which is

460
00:30:48.559 --> 00:30:49.799
what we've all been waiting for.
It's all just you know, to get

461
00:30:49.880 --> 00:30:52.920
there. And then Jacks goes up
there, He's like, oh my god,

462
00:30:53.079 --> 00:30:57.359
we're opening a bar in Hollywood,
dude, it's Studio City. The

463
00:30:57.480 --> 00:31:02.839
show is called The Valley Idiot.
That's also when he and then he was

464
00:31:02.880 --> 00:31:06.480
like, do you want to do
a shot of Britney? Yeah, it's

465
00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:11.359
it's crazy. But also Brittany was
like, hmmm, first of all,

466
00:31:11.359 --> 00:31:14.759
I don't know who's right in this
scenario, because she's like, now we're

467
00:31:14.759 --> 00:31:18.759
not opening a bar in Hollywood,
We're opening a bar in the Valley,

468
00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:21.799
and you can just see that he
just he really wants to murder her.

469
00:31:22.039 --> 00:31:26.839
Right then he's just like, how
dare you pretend that we're And in her

470
00:31:26.920 --> 00:31:32.960
defense, I was like, she's
trying to she's trying to like do that

471
00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:34.960
for the show. She's trying to
say, like, dude, the show

472
00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:37.759
is called the Valley. Like he's
dumb, Yeah, Like, oh my

473
00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:41.599
god, what an idiot that he
says that he thinks we're all we're watching

474
00:31:41.640 --> 00:31:44.680
the show and then he thinks that
he just says it like you would even

475
00:31:44.680 --> 00:31:45.759
say that. Let's say you're opening
a bar, and like I would turn

476
00:31:45.799 --> 00:31:49.319
to like can you believe it?
We are opening a bar in the Roosevelt

477
00:31:49.359 --> 00:31:52.519
Hotel in the in the Hollywood and
you're like, uh no, we're not.

478
00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:56.480
People can see this, they see
it's not the Roosevelt Hotel, like

479
00:31:56.559 --> 00:31:59.519
right talking about I feel like that's
what she was kind of trying to do.

480
00:32:00.200 --> 00:32:02.519
Totally. She was trying to be
I felt I believed her at the

481
00:32:02.599 --> 00:32:05.960
end when she was like, no, I'm really trying to not do this

482
00:32:06.000 --> 00:32:08.599
for cameras. You're the one,
like Jack is the one doing everything for

483
00:32:08.680 --> 00:32:12.440
cameras, right, yes, as
well as this, Then he asked if

484
00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:15.200
she wants a shot, which just
blew my mind because the entire season was

485
00:32:15.920 --> 00:32:21.319
him yelling at her for drinking,
including this episode he talks about her drinking

486
00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:23.880
again, so it's like, what
do you want. He's terrible. He's

487
00:32:23.960 --> 00:32:29.519
terrible, terrible, terrible. But
also, and I had this thought early

488
00:32:29.599 --> 00:32:34.720
on when they were decorating for the
bar m the Circular, and then Jack

489
00:32:34.759 --> 00:32:37.759
said this. Jax brought this up, I mean, Zach brought this up,

490
00:32:37.839 --> 00:32:38.720
and I was like, oh,
okay, yeah, I'm not alone

491
00:32:38.720 --> 00:32:44.319
in this, But why is it
called Jack's I know, not Jackson Brittany's.

492
00:32:44.359 --> 00:32:47.160
It makes no sense. They're doing
it together, She's just as involved,

493
00:32:47.720 --> 00:32:52.400
and yet it's just Jack's. I
don't know. It's bizarre. It's

494
00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:55.359
truly bizarre. It bothered me the
whole episode the rest of the time.

495
00:32:55.880 --> 00:33:00.640
It's got to be something where they
already also knew they were separating, which

496
00:33:00.680 --> 00:33:01.640
is something he wanted to do,
and she's like, all right, I'll

497
00:33:01.640 --> 00:33:07.359
pretend to help. That's what I
think it makes no sense. So people

498
00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:08.920
are showing it has to be the
whole. That's why I hated the show.

499
00:33:09.160 --> 00:33:14.480
So Zach shows up whatever, Tom
Schwartz shows up, which is it's

500
00:33:14.559 --> 00:33:16.599
kind of nice. So you take
Schwartz out of the other stuff and he

501
00:33:16.640 --> 00:33:21.200
seems like an okay guy. Yeah, which we need to talk about Joe

502
00:33:21.279 --> 00:33:23.680
real quick. I know we're not
doing vander Pump, but Joe just posted

503
00:33:23.759 --> 00:33:29.000
I follow her now on Instagram.
She did a live and it's her like

504
00:33:29.039 --> 00:33:30.759
looking really serious into the camera.
It looks like she had a little some

505
00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:35.200
filler, you know, some lips
don or something, and she looks maybe

506
00:33:35.240 --> 00:33:37.200
it's a filter. She's doing this
thing. And then the background there's this

507
00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:42.839
like creepy piece of paper that's like
posted behind her that she wrote in like

508
00:33:42.920 --> 00:33:47.440
weird serial killer letters, and it
just says a no Schwartz zone. Were

509
00:33:47.480 --> 00:33:52.640
all, it's a no shorts zone
because he did everything but take a restraining

510
00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:57.119
order against you. It's not because
you decided that wow shorts zone, Like

511
00:33:57.200 --> 00:34:00.240
you're crazy. You were calling her
his face family. He had to put

512
00:34:00.279 --> 00:34:05.319
out a public statement to say like
uh yeah, no she I didn't want

513
00:34:05.319 --> 00:34:08.280
to say this, but yeah,
she's she's not well and now she's still

514
00:34:09.000 --> 00:34:14.159
writing on it. Yeah, yeah, my god, it's so out of

515
00:34:14.159 --> 00:34:20.079
control and her and then I was
like, pep back that tape. And

516
00:34:20.079 --> 00:34:22.880
then I was like, whoa walk
and walk and walk in robot robot robot

517
00:34:22.920 --> 00:34:27.119
pop cop cop cop comes to my
house, so you can not chase Schwartz

518
00:34:27.159 --> 00:34:31.960
anymore. And I'm like, we
are sole married. So Schwartz is there

519
00:34:32.159 --> 00:34:35.960
kind of looking cute, he seems
he seems chill when he's like un miked,

520
00:34:35.960 --> 00:34:39.880
you know, right there, right
to give a gift. Janet's going

521
00:34:39.920 --> 00:34:45.719
to give birth any minute, everybody. So Janet's like, I've established a

522
00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:50.119
boundary with Kristen, okay, so
if there's any drama, I'm going to

523
00:34:50.199 --> 00:34:53.079
walk away or waddle because I'm pregnant. I don't know if I've mentioned I'm

524
00:34:53.079 --> 00:34:58.519
pregnant in the last two seconds of
my screen time, but I'm very pregnant

525
00:34:59.159 --> 00:35:04.079
right space. She needs space,
I see, and I'm just I'm over

526
00:35:05.280 --> 00:35:08.199
pregnant people. With that. Well, I would just say don't go.

527
00:35:08.440 --> 00:35:13.000
I mean, if I'd be really
nervous pregnant person and I wouldn't, I

528
00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:15.920
wouldn't go to a bar that pregnant. I think that's crazy. Why would

529
00:35:15.960 --> 00:35:21.199
you. I'd be scared. I
think i'd be scared someone would like bump

530
00:35:21.239 --> 00:35:23.519
into me. I'd be scared,
Like, I don't know, you're just

531
00:35:23.840 --> 00:35:30.159
couldn't bump into People are pregnant,
people have babies, like in wars,

532
00:35:30.719 --> 00:35:36.159
people have babies, like in all
kinds of terrible situations. And she's like,

533
00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:38.360
oh my god, that stress me
out. Right, Well, she's

534
00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:42.239
she's also a bad person, so
it's like, we said it's tough,

535
00:35:42.840 --> 00:35:46.480
so she yeah, as almost all
of this drama has has come from her.

536
00:35:46.639 --> 00:35:51.440
All the thing about this, the
saying that Michelle's a racist, that

537
00:35:51.519 --> 00:35:55.719
can't that literally came from her,
right, She's started Later later when he's

538
00:35:55.800 --> 00:36:00.280
like when christ is like, she
started all of it. She is the

539
00:36:00.280 --> 00:36:02.360
one who said all of the things
about all of the people. And now

540
00:36:02.400 --> 00:36:06.320
she's like, oh my god,
stop coming for me. I'm pregnant.

541
00:36:06.880 --> 00:36:08.960
Right, You're right, I see
that, but I thought it was hilarious

542
00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:12.639
and I thought of you on this
one too. Sonia is trying to get

543
00:36:12.719 --> 00:36:15.079
Zack to talk to jan Everyone's having
these conversations and then Janet's like, I

544
00:36:15.119 --> 00:36:16.960
don't know, I don't want to
talk to him, and then it was

545
00:36:17.000 --> 00:36:22.000
just perfect. Zach pops up,
Hello, Hello, I wrote Lenny and

546
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:27.920
Squiggy Yes, and I was like
Tyler Tyler Parir like hello, yeah,

547
00:36:28.199 --> 00:36:30.360
yeah, he just pops up.
And then she's like, oh, he's

548
00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:32.800
like let's talk. Let's just do
it, okay, let's just have this

549
00:36:32.880 --> 00:36:37.320
conversation like right now. But I
also didn't like how so this is this

550
00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:43.280
is so they're doing like a back
and forth and Janet's talking to Jasmine and

551
00:36:43.280 --> 00:36:46.639
and she's like, uh. Jasmine
says, yeah, he was just trolling.

552
00:36:46.760 --> 00:36:50.280
When he said that, She's like, so, Diddy, what'd you

553
00:36:50.320 --> 00:36:52.360
find out? Did he show up
to Big Bear? Was he trying to

554
00:36:52.400 --> 00:36:55.039
kill us all? Was he wearing
a hockey mask? And Jasmine's like,

555
00:36:55.159 --> 00:36:59.440
no, he wasn't. He was
just trolling. And Jane goes, I

556
00:36:59.480 --> 00:37:02.800
don't like that. Oh okay,
you didn't like the joke, but you

557
00:37:02.880 --> 00:37:07.239
created an entire episode of people trying
to get people to think he's psychotic and

558
00:37:07.280 --> 00:37:10.079
he's not. So then I agree
with you on that. I didn't like

559
00:37:10.119 --> 00:37:13.559
his behavior in this moment, though. I don't like screaming it. I

560
00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:16.159
know you no, I do it
either. I like, well no,

561
00:37:16.239 --> 00:37:19.880
I like abute, Like I like, straight up, you wanted to go

562
00:37:19.880 --> 00:37:22.599
go all the way if you're going
to do it, but you know I

563
00:37:22.599 --> 00:37:24.119
didn't. You know, don't don't
scream at a woman, don't scream at

564
00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:28.400
anybody, don't scream at a pregnant
woman. I just I was Zach needed

565
00:37:28.440 --> 00:37:30.880
to take it down. He could
have, but he's like, can I

566
00:37:30.920 --> 00:37:35.199
talk to you? But she's being
so mean about it. Like he did

567
00:37:35.280 --> 00:37:38.840
start out just going like can we
talk? Yes, but she's decided she's

568
00:37:38.920 --> 00:37:45.000
like yeah, like I And also
Janet is doing this thing right before he

569
00:37:45.039 --> 00:37:47.239
walks over where she's like yeah,
like I've always been like trying to be

570
00:37:47.280 --> 00:37:52.360
the bigger person by letting Zach be
my friend, and like you know,

571
00:37:52.440 --> 00:37:54.079
I keep putting like the past behind
us. But like you know what,

572
00:37:54.320 --> 00:37:57.679
I don't like Zach. I just
don't vibe with him. Well, he

573
00:37:57.800 --> 00:38:00.480
also lost his mind and we won't
go into it, but I know you

574
00:38:00.519 --> 00:38:02.880
can relate to this. When he
found out that he was secretly on speaker

575
00:38:02.920 --> 00:38:07.679
with other people in the room,
so that's about to happen, yeah,

576
00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:08.800
yeah, yeah, yes, And
I understood him on that. I was

577
00:38:08.840 --> 00:38:15.039
like, oh, that would make
me crazy, because I know that's why

578
00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:16.360
I said. I thought, I
know it happened to you and it was

579
00:38:16.440 --> 00:38:21.519
insane, and it stayed with you
for like decades, Like it it's not

580
00:38:21.559 --> 00:38:24.199
something you'd forget. So I can
see why he'd be really pissed about that,

581
00:38:24.440 --> 00:38:29.639
especially two guys that don't like him. Yes, and also right here

582
00:38:30.639 --> 00:38:32.920
for this is like right before this
happens, when she's when he says,

583
00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:37.719
can we talk alone? And then
she's like, if you want to have

584
00:38:37.760 --> 00:38:39.679
any conversation with me, you can
do it in front of these women,

585
00:38:39.880 --> 00:38:45.159
as if he's dangerous, right,
I can't be alone with him. Like

586
00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:47.239
if she had just talked to him
alone, I have a feeling he could

587
00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:52.840
have been calm, but she puts
him in such a weird situation and then

588
00:38:52.239 --> 00:38:54.960
she doesn't even let him talk at
all. She goes, let's just get

589
00:38:55.000 --> 00:38:59.960
one thing straight. I didn't send
Jack's over to uninvite you. I never

590
00:39:00.159 --> 00:39:02.039
said to go and deliver that message. I plan to tell you on the

591
00:39:02.039 --> 00:39:07.280
phone, but you were super aggressive
and I didn't want that energy. So

592
00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:10.079
if you start with that, first
of all, that's a lie, because

593
00:39:10.079 --> 00:39:15.559
you did send Jack's over. You
did send Jack's over to uninvited and now

594
00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:20.199
you're lying. So I feel like, if I'm Zack, I'm just starting

595
00:39:20.199 --> 00:39:22.920
to get pissed, right I'm starting
to be like, you're gaslighting me right

596
00:39:22.960 --> 00:39:27.360
now, like of course you did
that, and now you're trying. And

597
00:39:27.559 --> 00:39:31.440
so when I got upset by that
and called you and your freaking minions were

598
00:39:31.519 --> 00:39:37.480
listening in, you're trying. Now
you're changing it. So I get mad

599
00:39:37.519 --> 00:39:38.480
and now you're like, well,
now you're mad, that's why you're really

600
00:39:38.519 --> 00:39:43.360
not invited anywhere. It's yeah,
well, also, okay, I will

601
00:39:43.400 --> 00:39:45.440
I want to say this about Zach. Though all of that I agree with,

602
00:39:45.679 --> 00:39:49.440
but I want to say about Zach. He has so many like one

603
00:39:49.519 --> 00:39:52.800
liners that he prepared, and it
drives me like he's like she's like the

604
00:39:52.840 --> 00:39:55.880
Queen of England because she's dead to
me, and I'm like trying to think

605
00:39:55.920 --> 00:39:59.119
of like all the other things he
came up with that he didn't use,

606
00:39:59.159 --> 00:40:02.000
Like she's like the Queen of England. We're gonna spill the tea. She's

607
00:40:02.039 --> 00:40:06.239
like the Queen you know. Just
there was probably like his twenty and also

608
00:40:06.280 --> 00:40:08.039
calling those guys like the crock of
Shit boys or whatever. He was calling

609
00:40:08.079 --> 00:40:12.519
them. It was something something the
Crock Boots Boys. Yeah, the Crock

610
00:40:12.559 --> 00:40:15.960
Boots Boys, the crack of Shit
bull Boots, cracked Shit and boots over

611
00:40:15.000 --> 00:40:16.920
here. But he said it so
many times. It's like, I know

612
00:40:16.960 --> 00:40:20.559
you're trying to make a T shirt
or a bumper sticker, but like that

613
00:40:20.679 --> 00:40:22.719
ain't it. No, it's gonna
I'm not buying the Crock of Shit Boots

614
00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:28.320
T shirt. No, He's just
no. He and I'm with you,

615
00:40:28.360 --> 00:40:30.719
like once this happened, what Jianna
is like, I don't need this.

616
00:40:31.119 --> 00:40:35.679
And then then Zach loses his mind. He's get the fuck out of here,

617
00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:38.360
Get out of here. And then
Jason walks over and he's like,

618
00:40:38.400 --> 00:40:43.079
don't talk to my wife like that
or I will wreck you. And ben

619
00:40:43.239 --> 00:40:46.400
Zach is like acting like he's gonna
fight Jason. Yeah, yeah, well

620
00:40:46.480 --> 00:40:49.880
that was weird too, and Jason. I'm glad Jason stood up like that.

621
00:40:50.920 --> 00:40:54.159
I'm so I pause, I'll pause, Okay, okay. So then

622
00:40:55.280 --> 00:41:01.079
Janet is then she goes crazy back
to and she's or talking and she's like

623
00:41:01.639 --> 00:41:05.760
to her friends and she's like it's
done. I don't need trash in my

624
00:41:05.840 --> 00:41:08.679
life. Lose or lose or loser. She's just a bitch. I do

625
00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:15.519
not like her. She's not nice. She thinks she's manipulating everybody, and

626
00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:19.800
I'm so glad that people started calling
her out on it. So then Zack

627
00:41:20.960 --> 00:41:23.119
Yeah does the thing where he's like, wow, she had other people listening

628
00:41:23.119 --> 00:41:30.360
to the conversation. That's just a
mean girl thing. So then Jasmine is

629
00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:34.840
like, Janet, just chill a
little bit, and then Janet loses her

630
00:41:34.880 --> 00:41:37.639
mind at Jasmine Yeah, and it's
like, oh, fine, you want

631
00:41:37.639 --> 00:41:39.960
to have his back, go ahead. So that this is where things just

632
00:41:40.000 --> 00:41:45.719
start to get crazy. So then
Zach's at his table and Brittany kind of

633
00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:49.920
comes over, and then Zach's being
bad too. He's like, oh girl,

634
00:41:50.079 --> 00:41:52.480
sit down, sit down, Brittany, I got to tell you what's

635
00:41:52.480 --> 00:41:55.000
going on. Janet has her men's
around her with their crack boots and they're

636
00:41:55.039 --> 00:41:59.400
all like, Janet, Janet,
you're the best, You're the best.

637
00:42:00.280 --> 00:42:06.039
And then Michelle goes Zach like,
you can't be mean to a pregnant woman,

638
00:42:06.159 --> 00:42:08.719
like she could lose the baby.
No, she can't. She's not

639
00:42:08.760 --> 00:42:14.880
gonna lose the baby because somebody's calling
her out on her behavior. She can't

640
00:42:14.880 --> 00:42:17.519
her blood pressure go up. Can't
like something happen that's like not good for

641
00:42:17.599 --> 00:42:22.559
the baby. I do feel like
it's not I feel like she shouldn't go.

642
00:42:22.199 --> 00:42:25.599
She shouldn't be an asshole and like
do all this is where I am.

643
00:42:25.639 --> 00:42:30.679
She's not in danger, she could
just calm herself. So then she

644
00:42:31.000 --> 00:42:34.920
so then Janet is like with Jasmine, she can't let it go. She's

645
00:42:34.960 --> 00:42:37.880
like, okay, so you know
what, like he wasn't nice to me,

646
00:42:38.199 --> 00:42:40.880
and I'm just not gonna I'm gonna
just like not invite him to my

647
00:42:40.920 --> 00:42:45.599
baby shower. Okay, so like
I'm justified. I'm justified in not having

648
00:42:45.679 --> 00:42:49.840
him at my baby shower. Okay, do you approve of this? And

649
00:42:49.960 --> 00:42:54.320
Jazzin's like no, like I don't
like this, like he's my friend too,

650
00:42:54.400 --> 00:42:59.119
like why are you doing this?
Basically, and then she starts crying,

651
00:42:59.719 --> 00:43:05.000
and then Janet is just like completely
disassociated and she's like, yeah,

652
00:43:05.400 --> 00:43:07.920
I want to cry too, but
I'm just going to do it at home.

653
00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:10.840
But yeah, because I can't because
I have to like you know,

654
00:43:10.960 --> 00:43:15.039
punch myself in order to crt because
I have no feels because like you said,

655
00:43:15.039 --> 00:43:20.039
she's a total sociopath. So then
Jasmine is like not a sociopath and

656
00:43:20.079 --> 00:43:25.519
she's having feelings about this and she'll
drinking. So then Janet goes, this

657
00:43:25.679 --> 00:43:30.800
was such a telling, This was
a crazy moment. Janet says to camera,

658
00:43:31.320 --> 00:43:35.480
She's like, yeah, this is
kind of new territory for me.

659
00:43:35.880 --> 00:43:39.360
Like, usually Jasmine and I have
common enemies. I haven't had Jasmine be

660
00:43:39.480 --> 00:43:45.119
my enemy before. Well, bitch, Janet, Jasmine doesn't have to be

661
00:43:45.199 --> 00:43:49.800
your enemy. You are making her
your enemy. You're you're diabolical, right,

662
00:43:50.039 --> 00:43:52.920
I don't like it. Okay,
let's get back to the only one

663
00:43:52.000 --> 00:44:00.880
right is now drunk and she's to
her I want to adapt to and he's

664
00:44:00.920 --> 00:44:02.639
like, I need you to be
sober right now. After he gave her

665
00:44:02.679 --> 00:44:07.400
a shot. Yes, he is
insane. So then everybody's riled. And

666
00:44:07.400 --> 00:44:12.800
then why does he want her to
be sober because of him? He's like,

667
00:44:13.199 --> 00:44:15.239
you can't get too drunk because I
have to give a speech. Like

668
00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:20.119
anybody cares about his stupid, stupid
speech. Nobody cares, Like he's no

669
00:44:20.159 --> 00:44:22.679
one's listening. You're not even on
like a stage, you don't have a

670
00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:24.199
microphone. You just like went to
the corner of the room and you're like

671
00:44:24.239 --> 00:44:29.159
guys spend a lot of money,
does a dream come true? Right?

672
00:44:29.199 --> 00:44:31.320
They'd done it without my wife?
Uh yeah, you could have probably and

673
00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:36.920
you wanted to, right right,
But also let's not forget that. Now

674
00:44:37.039 --> 00:44:42.360
Janet is like telling Crock Boots and
her other gaze. She's like, yeah,

675
00:44:42.519 --> 00:44:45.559
like I know who my true friends
are, and like when I have

676
00:44:45.639 --> 00:44:49.400
this baby, like I know who
I don't want my child to be around,

677
00:44:49.719 --> 00:44:54.559
which is including Jasmine. Now she's
just weaponizing having a baby to such

678
00:44:54.559 --> 00:44:59.639
a degree that I it's torture to
me. Well, now this is your

679
00:44:59.719 --> 00:45:02.599
dream true. Because Kristen and Michelle
have a conversation. Kristen's like Janet started

680
00:45:02.639 --> 00:45:07.639
everything. This was Janet's doing.
Now, having known Kristin over the years

681
00:45:07.239 --> 00:45:14.760
personally but enough through TV, who
knows Kristin and Janet are equally diabolical and

682
00:45:14.800 --> 00:45:17.880
insane, you know. I mean, I don't know. It's hard with

683
00:45:19.280 --> 00:45:22.960
and again, I just don't understand
why they just blew Like Kristen just basically

684
00:45:22.079 --> 00:45:27.719
was a friend of the show by
the end, Yeah, did that to

685
00:45:27.760 --> 00:45:32.039
herself, must have, I guessed, But why, like why unless they

686
00:45:32.079 --> 00:45:34.960
just were like, hey, why
don't we do it? We'll just push

687
00:45:34.960 --> 00:45:37.079
her out. We don't like her, but we'll just we'll take over,

688
00:45:37.440 --> 00:45:39.239
which is what they're kind of accusing
Janet of doing. That's what I I

689
00:45:39.239 --> 00:45:45.800
mean. It's now me, having
not watched her, I barely remember her

690
00:45:45.880 --> 00:45:50.519
being on vander Pump, you know, because I missed some seasons in there,

691
00:45:51.159 --> 00:45:53.599
I feel like it is I feel
like it is Michelle's doing that.

692
00:45:54.119 --> 00:45:59.320
It's Michelle, I mean Janet Janet
Sorry, right, yeah, I mean

693
00:45:59.320 --> 00:46:01.440
I think it's both. They're both
crazy. And it's also now because they're

694
00:46:01.440 --> 00:46:05.000
saying, Okay, Janet plants all
these seeds of gossip, which okay,

695
00:46:05.079 --> 00:46:08.119
that's true. Kristen's pretend screaming.
She doesn't seem to care. But then

696
00:46:08.119 --> 00:46:10.639
I was confused. She's like,
I'm like, she's leaving, She's going

697
00:46:10.719 --> 00:46:15.800
to leave the party. She's there
for like twenty minutes, right, So

698
00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:21.039
then this part was really good.
Jasmine goes to talk to Jack's and this

699
00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:23.039
is like right before he's going to
go give a speech. Even so,

700
00:46:23.199 --> 00:46:28.639
even though he's super focused on his
bar and it's opening night, we have

701
00:46:28.679 --> 00:46:34.559
to bring this. Jasmine's like,
no drama is you know, the hierarchy

702
00:46:34.800 --> 00:46:39.000
is drama than your bar so Jazon's
like, listen, Janet is out there

703
00:46:39.039 --> 00:46:45.239
saying that you shouldn't have that you
shouldn't have told Zach that he wasn't invited

704
00:46:45.239 --> 00:46:46.760
to the baby moon. And Jackson's
like, oh, I was just the

705
00:46:46.880 --> 00:46:50.920
messenger. And Jazzon's like, I
know, so you need to go shut

706
00:46:50.920 --> 00:46:53.840
that shit down. So jacks is
like, yeah, I was about to

707
00:46:53.880 --> 00:46:58.039
go give a speech to all these
people that are here for my bar opening,

708
00:46:58.320 --> 00:47:00.239
but first of all, I'm going
to get in a fight with Janet.

709
00:47:01.000 --> 00:47:04.800
He's like, let I cut this
off at the head. So yeah,

710
00:47:04.880 --> 00:47:08.480
he marches over. So he goes
up to her and he's like,

711
00:47:09.000 --> 00:47:14.480
hey, so, uh, why
are you denying that you told you told

712
00:47:14.559 --> 00:47:20.079
me to go not to go,
disinvite to go tell Zak he's not allowed

713
00:47:20.119 --> 00:47:23.719
to go to the baby moon.
And she knows, oh really, Oh

714
00:47:23.760 --> 00:47:30.400
I told you to uninvite everyone.
And Jackson's like everyone, no, you

715
00:47:30.480 --> 00:47:36.119
told me to disinvite Zach. And
then Janet is like I'm not going to

716
00:47:36.239 --> 00:47:39.039
deal with this. Good luck with
your bar. But then she proceeds to

717
00:47:39.039 --> 00:47:44.400
not leave right And I believe Jackson
that moment I did because he was losing

718
00:47:44.440 --> 00:47:46.039
his mind. He was like,
wait what, no, you said specifically

719
00:47:46.119 --> 00:47:50.800
these two people. He he's such
a liar that it's crazy that I believe

720
00:47:50.840 --> 00:47:53.840
him, but yes, in this
moment I did, right, So then

721
00:47:54.039 --> 00:47:58.440
yeah, this is so. Then
Kristen goes and tries to talk to Michelle,

722
00:47:58.559 --> 00:48:01.599
and Michelle's like really really really cold, and she's like, Okay,

723
00:48:02.239 --> 00:48:06.599
I see what's happening. We're never
going to be friends. You don't like

724
00:48:06.719 --> 00:48:12.800
me, but for what it's worth, you know, Janet, yeah did

725
00:48:12.840 --> 00:48:16.519
everything? So now on all that, Yeah, Jax gives his speech,

726
00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:20.760
pretend to like Brittany. For a
second, I was like, just shut

727
00:48:20.840 --> 00:48:23.760
up, shut up, Jacks.
Then he said he's like, we beat

728
00:48:23.800 --> 00:48:28.079
all odds. What odds did you
beat? I mean you beat all odds

729
00:48:28.119 --> 00:48:32.239
by still being on a reality show. Yes, that's this is insane.

730
00:48:32.719 --> 00:48:37.000
This is just like can I move
to like Siberia? Would that be better?

731
00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:43.239
Do you think? I mean?
It is? So today we've gotten

732
00:48:43.280 --> 00:48:47.320
into We've gotten to this place with
reality TV where it's all so meta,

733
00:48:49.519 --> 00:48:53.760
like it's you know, we used
to try to pretend that the soft scripting

734
00:48:53.960 --> 00:48:59.880
was soft scripting was not, but
now it's just like, okay, these

735
00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:04.119
people were faking it. For the
camera and then you then they and now

736
00:49:04.159 --> 00:49:06.480
it's so meta that they're just like, Okay, we're going to just show

737
00:49:06.519 --> 00:49:09.519
you everything that happened, right,
yes, yes, which they have to

738
00:49:09.599 --> 00:49:14.039
will break the fourth wall. People
will love that because now that's like the

739
00:49:14.400 --> 00:49:16.239
new in thing. So all right, they do their dumb speech. Now

740
00:49:16.280 --> 00:49:20.599
the news comes out, we see
that the Britney's moved out, and we

741
00:49:21.159 --> 00:49:23.639
cut to six months later, and
the bullshit thing we talked about at the

742
00:49:23.639 --> 00:49:28.360
beginning of the TMZ, he just
love they love the paparazzi. I just

743
00:49:28.400 --> 00:49:30.280
want to be I just want to
be clear with the paparazzi. Mm hmm.

744
00:49:30.440 --> 00:49:34.320
And it's such bullshit no one cares. Then, so then we see

745
00:49:34.320 --> 00:49:37.280
the Jesse and Michelle split. They
did not split because they were already split,

746
00:49:37.760 --> 00:49:40.440
and that's annoying to me. Jack's
fake crying. But then we go,

747
00:49:40.480 --> 00:49:44.159
okay, so forget that. Jesse
and Michelle are going to have their

748
00:49:44.199 --> 00:49:47.000
co parenting conversation, and like you
said, he's so full of shit.

749
00:49:47.039 --> 00:49:50.360
He's saying things like, oh,
I was blind. I feel like an

750
00:49:50.400 --> 00:49:52.159
idiot. I feel like I was
blind. No, you weren't. You

751
00:49:52.239 --> 00:49:55.840
knew a year ago this is over
and you're just you begged her to do

752
00:49:55.880 --> 00:49:59.800
it for cameras, you know,
That's how it went down, right,

753
00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:02.119
begged her. That's why she was
so checked out the whole time. Yes,

754
00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:07.159
like having to pretend that this total
bullshit, right, And that's when

755
00:50:07.159 --> 00:50:08.599
he brings up like you have the
night food, right, She's like,

756
00:50:08.679 --> 00:50:12.280
yes, of course I know how
to do this. You're the idiot.

757
00:50:13.360 --> 00:50:17.920
It was so so stupid, And
I wrote this down. This shocked me

758
00:50:17.960 --> 00:50:21.639
that I had these feelings. But
I was like, God, how awful.

759
00:50:21.719 --> 00:50:24.039
There must have been something we didn't
see that Jesse did. Maybe people

760
00:50:24.039 --> 00:50:29.199
on Reddit know something he did that
made her this cold, because she is

761
00:50:29.320 --> 00:50:31.639
really like she went to some therapy, she did some work where she has

762
00:50:31.679 --> 00:50:35.639
a boundary up that's so that he's
not getting in. So what did he

763
00:50:35.840 --> 00:50:39.519
do? I think? I I
mean, it could be it could be

764
00:50:39.559 --> 00:50:44.360
worse. It could be I don't
know if it's cheating. He claims he

765
00:50:44.400 --> 00:50:49.280
didn't cheat, but but I think
that she told him over and over and

766
00:50:49.360 --> 00:50:52.440
over, like you, this isn't
working. You have to wake up with

767
00:50:52.480 --> 00:50:54.119
the bag, like you have to
help me, like I'm all by myself

768
00:50:54.159 --> 00:50:58.199
here. And I think he just
wouldn't. I think he was probably mean,

769
00:50:58.880 --> 00:51:00.840
and then it was you know,
and this is happens, you know,

770
00:51:00.920 --> 00:51:05.760
and then was acted like surprise that
she was like well and fuck off.

771
00:51:06.719 --> 00:51:08.000
Well also I would say, I
mean, that was such a sad

772
00:51:08.039 --> 00:51:12.320
conversation because they're getting riled up and
the kid is right there. That made

773
00:51:12.360 --> 00:51:15.480
me really sad. That was real
reality. You can't fake that. I

774
00:51:15.519 --> 00:51:20.360
bet you people were triggered by that. People that parents spot, Yes,

775
00:51:20.440 --> 00:51:22.000
it was so sad and the you
know, the kids just watching from the

776
00:51:22.360 --> 00:51:24.840
and that makes me mad, that
kind of stuff, because that could be

777
00:51:24.920 --> 00:51:28.800
production that stops it, like all
right, you know what your daughter is

778
00:51:28.840 --> 00:51:30.599
listening right now, let's go ahead
and call this for now. You could

779
00:51:30.679 --> 00:51:35.039
be a better person. And in
fact, if you want to show that,

780
00:51:35.239 --> 00:51:37.679
if you want to break the fourth
wall, just have a producer step

781
00:51:37.679 --> 00:51:39.679
in and go let's let's let's tone
it down. You're in point to the

782
00:51:39.760 --> 00:51:44.840
kid, like, especially since I
completely I agree with you one hundred percent.

783
00:51:45.239 --> 00:51:50.320
And because as we know from being
in reality TV, uh and people,

784
00:51:50.639 --> 00:51:52.559
you don't have to be in reality
TV to see how fake this is.

785
00:51:53.280 --> 00:51:58.079
It's the producers are telling them to
have a conversation about this, right,

786
00:51:58.199 --> 00:52:02.199
it's the producer's own fault, right, this conversation on. I mean,

787
00:52:02.239 --> 00:52:06.280
I don't know they might be having
it anyway, but you know they're

788
00:52:06.320 --> 00:52:09.480
having it for camera, right.
So she leaves and it's sad. They

789
00:52:09.480 --> 00:52:14.519
pack all that what up and so
that now Janet has had her kid and

790
00:52:14.559 --> 00:52:19.360
the ladies are all hanging out.
That's you know, they're going to have

791
00:52:19.400 --> 00:52:22.199
like their all their little conversations,
which like we don't care about now.

792
00:52:22.199 --> 00:52:25.119
It's just you know, it's just
bad producing at this point. I think,

793
00:52:25.639 --> 00:52:29.079
now we have to have a recap
of the ship that we just saw.

794
00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:32.559
But I thought it was interesting when
Brittany came over. So Brittany comes

795
00:52:32.599 --> 00:52:36.880
over and she's I don't know,
she felt like pretty real. Yeah,

796
00:52:36.880 --> 00:52:44.159
I definitely shot yes of course immediately
maybe she's off the thing. And you

797
00:52:44.199 --> 00:52:46.239
know, late they're all kind of
listening, like Brittany's like, yeah,

798
00:52:46.440 --> 00:52:50.880
Jack's Jack's was the drinker. That
was kind of a surprise too. They're

799
00:52:50.920 --> 00:52:52.960
like when did this start? Is
like, hey, just get real,

800
00:52:52.039 --> 00:52:54.920
Maine, he get he'd go out
on that and whatever and then he'd be

801
00:52:55.000 --> 00:52:59.400
roll hung over. So now they're
both accusing each other of the same thing

802
00:53:00.800 --> 00:53:05.199
exactly, which was weird, and
she was saying basically, she finally got

803
00:53:05.239 --> 00:53:07.599
it, she woke up, and
I liked that moment where she's like,

804
00:53:07.679 --> 00:53:10.960
oh he's abusive, yes, yes, thank you, spill it. And

805
00:53:12.000 --> 00:53:15.559
then then they have a conversation,
right was that after that where Jackson Britain

806
00:53:15.639 --> 00:53:22.519
so he so, yeah, basically
she's told tells the girls though, She's

807
00:53:22.559 --> 00:53:25.800
like, I had to move out
because he wouldn't leave, and she's like

808
00:53:25.920 --> 00:53:30.679
things got real bad when the cameras
starts, things got real bad, real

809
00:53:30.719 --> 00:53:32.800
bad. He said horrible, horrible
things to me, and I had to

810
00:53:32.840 --> 00:53:37.280
move out because he wouldn't leave.
And the women are like what the fuck,

811
00:53:37.199 --> 00:53:40.760
Like that's not right, Like you
had to take your kid and leave,

812
00:53:40.920 --> 00:53:45.400
Like no, the guy should leave, Like that's crazy. So then

813
00:53:45.800 --> 00:53:51.599
she uh, so, then Jacks
is talking to Jason, so they're all

814
00:53:51.679 --> 00:53:53.920
the guys are getting together and the
girls are getting get Jack says to Jason

815
00:53:54.119 --> 00:53:59.480
like, yeah, so Britney left
with Cruise like there was no cheating,

816
00:53:59.559 --> 00:54:01.480
nothing happen, like we just we
just weren't getting along, you know.

817
00:54:02.079 --> 00:54:05.679
Yeah, So then that's when and
then they flashed back to Brittany and she

818
00:54:05.719 --> 00:54:09.639
said he was so drunk eve or
Na that we see a retro a retrospective

819
00:54:10.119 --> 00:54:15.639
of Jack's just being a fucking asshole. So then Jack says to Jason,

820
00:54:16.559 --> 00:54:20.360
He's like, yeah, there's like
something wrong with me, Like I need

821
00:54:20.400 --> 00:54:23.280
to see a therapist. I've got
to get on medication because I'm just telling

822
00:54:23.280 --> 00:54:27.960
you that if I don't, And
she comes back like we're just going to

823
00:54:28.039 --> 00:54:32.199
have a fucking huge fight, right, which is like not attracted to us

824
00:54:32.199 --> 00:54:37.159
on camera. Jack's right, like
you're basically threatening her, like saying like

825
00:54:37.559 --> 00:54:44.800
I don't know what's going to happen. So then the girls are saying to

826
00:54:44.840 --> 00:54:47.440
Brittany, so like are you like
just done? Are you done? Like

827
00:54:47.480 --> 00:54:52.199
are you really seeing this? And
she goes, well, I feel like

828
00:54:52.239 --> 00:54:54.159
I'm at the tipping point, but
maybe not all the way. I done,

829
00:54:55.000 --> 00:54:59.199
Like I don't want to let my
family down. Oh that was so

830
00:54:59.239 --> 00:55:01.719
sad. That made me so sad
because like, but then later it felt

831
00:55:01.760 --> 00:55:05.480
like she didn't mean that that she
she was done. She's done, so

832
00:55:05.519 --> 00:55:07.400
she lives, so this is her. So she goes back to her house

833
00:55:07.480 --> 00:55:13.760
to pack up some stuff and Jack's
this was I thought this was just the

834
00:55:13.800 --> 00:55:19.039
best scene because Jacks walks in and
he's such a dick and he's just like,

835
00:55:19.199 --> 00:55:25.079
yeah, so uh, touch his
teeth cocaine. He's like yeah,

836
00:55:25.119 --> 00:55:30.000
so uh what's the plan? And
she's just like, oh, hell no.

837
00:55:30.320 --> 00:55:32.440
She's like, you're not going to
just sit there all calm and cool,

838
00:55:34.079 --> 00:55:37.960
not taking into accountability for how you've
treated me all these years. J

839
00:55:37.400 --> 00:55:44.519
X. Right then I wrote for
some reason, we see the two hours

840
00:55:44.559 --> 00:55:51.880
earlier Zach. Oh, okay,
so they do a flashback to what happened

841
00:55:51.920 --> 00:55:58.199
literally two hours before this was filmed. It's Zach talking with Kristen and Brittany

842
00:55:58.559 --> 00:56:02.159
about how scary Jack's well okay,
and Kristin did a thing that I hate

843
00:56:02.199 --> 00:56:07.960
so much. So she Kristen's reminding
Brittany of all the terrible things Jack said.

844
00:56:07.000 --> 00:56:09.159
She's like yeah, she like reiterates
that. She's like, yeah,

845
00:56:09.199 --> 00:56:14.280
he says you're fat and lazy,
Like she doesn't need to be really,

846
00:56:14.360 --> 00:56:17.000
she doesn't need to be told again
what I said. And of course Kristina

847
00:56:17.039 --> 00:56:20.679
has to get that on camera because
she's just kind of just like that.

848
00:56:20.800 --> 00:56:24.519
She just doesn't either she's really doesn't
get it or she's just trying to like

849
00:56:24.559 --> 00:56:28.960
shade everybody all the time. And
I don't think she dislikes Britney, but

850
00:56:29.000 --> 00:56:30.400
I just thought that that was a
really shitty thing to say. That's so

851
00:56:30.599 --> 00:56:36.159
mean. I know it was.
It was ridiculous. So then that's when

852
00:56:36.159 --> 00:56:38.960
Brittany that she calls. They show
them together and Brittany calls Jack's out for

853
00:56:39.039 --> 00:56:44.400
doing therapy for camera. She's like, when did you call the therapist yesterday?

854
00:56:44.840 --> 00:56:46.440
Well, you quote it called two
months ago. But he didn't even

855
00:56:46.480 --> 00:56:51.519
call the therapist. That's the thing, because then they show him talking to

856
00:56:51.599 --> 00:56:54.440
keep doing a thing to camera,
saying that he didn't go right, and

857
00:56:54.440 --> 00:56:58.360
then the producer's like, so wet, So what happened. He goes,

858
00:56:58.400 --> 00:57:00.119
yeah, I didn't go The producer
goes, oh, because you are like

859
00:57:00.199 --> 00:57:02.920
scared or whatever got triggered, and
he goes, no, it's just too

860
00:57:04.000 --> 00:57:07.239
far. Yeah, too far.
Too far is like Malibu. It's such

861
00:57:07.239 --> 00:57:10.480
an asshole that he like thinks it's
adorable, and then he sort of gaslights

862
00:57:10.519 --> 00:57:14.360
her again. He blames her for
everything. I was just like, fuck

863
00:57:14.440 --> 00:57:19.079
you, Jacks, you know,
And I really this was my biggest thing

864
00:57:19.079 --> 00:57:21.679
from the end of the whole thing, is like just I hate that he's

865
00:57:21.719 --> 00:57:24.719
famous. I hate that any of
them are famous. Yep, And I

866
00:57:24.760 --> 00:57:29.119
know that's the whole. It's so
tricky because that's like what we talk about,

867
00:57:29.119 --> 00:57:31.360
but I just he's not a good
guy. I think let's make a

868
00:57:31.400 --> 00:57:37.000
plea that reality shows put like a
few more heroes. We need the heroes.

869
00:57:37.039 --> 00:57:38.639
You can do the villains, you
need them to to make the show

870
00:57:38.719 --> 00:57:42.639
work, but we need like more
people that we can go like it used

871
00:57:42.639 --> 00:57:46.519
to be Bethany, and obviously that
changed. Yeah, we need more Carols.

872
00:57:47.800 --> 00:57:53.000
So Brittany is like just really holding
her own. She's don't try to

873
00:57:53.039 --> 00:57:57.679
shut me down because I'm calling you
out, Jacks. And then but then

874
00:57:57.719 --> 00:58:00.280
this made me sad for her.
She just keeps going like do you even

875
00:58:00.360 --> 00:58:04.639
want me back? Oh no,
he doesn't want you back. He's so

876
00:58:04.719 --> 00:58:07.920
happy. He keeps going like,
well, it's been really nice, like

877
00:58:07.199 --> 00:58:10.760
this space, like you you wanted
space, and like I've had this happen

878
00:58:10.800 --> 00:58:15.639
to me and with breakups. This
happened to me with the guy that left

879
00:58:15.679 --> 00:58:21.039
me to go to Italy. Okay, he broke up with me. He

880
00:58:21.119 --> 00:58:24.960
got a passport without me knowing,
he moved to Italy. But he told

881
00:58:24.960 --> 00:58:28.840
me to my face, like no, we're still together, Like we're gonna

882
00:58:28.840 --> 00:58:30.840
be together. We're gonna just we're
just gonna be a part for six months.

883
00:58:30.880 --> 00:58:35.039
It's gonna be six months. I'll
come back in three months and visit

884
00:58:35.440 --> 00:58:38.360
you know, you can come to
visit me, right. But then as

885
00:58:38.400 --> 00:58:42.039
soon as he left, as soon
as he went to Italy, he cried

886
00:58:42.079 --> 00:58:44.800
at the airport. He acted like
he was so sad, like this was

887
00:58:44.920 --> 00:58:47.679
terrible. Soon as he got there, he hardly ever, he didn't try

888
00:58:47.719 --> 00:58:51.119
to reach out to me. He
didn't call me, so he kind of

889
00:58:51.159 --> 00:58:53.639
forced me into breaking up with him, right, And then he was like,

890
00:58:53.800 --> 00:58:57.719
no, no, I don't want
to break up. And then a

891
00:58:57.760 --> 00:59:01.039
week later we talked and he was
like, yeah, that was for the

892
00:59:01.039 --> 00:59:06.159
best. And I was like,
wait, I thought, like you were

893
00:59:06.199 --> 00:59:07.599
so sad about it. I thought
you wanted to be together. He's like,

894
00:59:08.320 --> 00:59:12.360
no, I am, I'm super
sad, but like I just think

895
00:59:12.360 --> 00:59:15.320
it was probably the best thing.
Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what Jack's

896
00:59:15.320 --> 00:59:19.760
That's exactly what he's doing that the
whole Like, you know, I used

897
00:59:19.760 --> 00:59:21.679
to have that joke about it is
like you know, you try to do

898
00:59:21.719 --> 00:59:22.679
that, you try to be terrible
to make them break up with you.

899
00:59:22.679 --> 00:59:27.400
It's like those pants look terri.
You go, oh god, you look

900
00:59:27.480 --> 00:59:30.000
fat in those jeans, right,
and then when you're like what And then

901
00:59:30.039 --> 00:59:34.159
the joke is that you never do
it and you pretend like you don't understand

902
00:59:34.159 --> 00:59:36.360
what they're doing, which is kind
of what Brittany did, right, Like

903
00:59:36.639 --> 00:59:39.559
are you mister grumpy pants today?
You're mister grumpy pants. I'm gonna give

904
00:59:39.599 --> 00:59:42.920
you one more time. And you're
like, please don't give me one more

905
00:59:42.960 --> 00:59:45.920
time. I don't want a pass. I want you to break up with

906
00:59:45.000 --> 00:59:50.199
me exactly, I know, I
know, and exactly did it and it

907
00:59:50.239 --> 00:59:52.320
was yeah. She's like, I
mean, did you even want do you?

908
00:59:52.400 --> 00:59:54.840
Are you even attracted to me?
He's like, clearly, not right,

909
00:59:54.960 --> 00:59:58.480
I'm not sex with you in like
two years. Right. She's like,

910
00:59:58.800 --> 01:00:00.599
are you even trying to get me
back? And he's like no.

911
01:00:01.239 --> 01:00:05.400
She's coming back from the car.
Do you realize that you lost the best

912
01:00:05.400 --> 01:00:07.440
person in your life? No,
She's like, because if you were really

913
01:00:07.440 --> 01:00:10.119
trying to get me back, Jack, she would go to therapy and he's

914
01:00:10.159 --> 01:00:13.960
like, yeah, I just I
would, right, And I didn't go

915
01:00:14.000 --> 01:00:15.280
to therapy. He said no,
no, you do thep and she's like,

916
01:00:15.320 --> 01:00:19.559
I can't do mayo. Ja,
don't try to make me do mayoth.

917
01:00:19.639 --> 01:00:22.679
You know I hate it. You're
the smart one. And then she

918
01:00:22.800 --> 01:00:25.559
goes. She goes, Jake's you
took away my safe space. This was

919
01:00:25.639 --> 01:00:29.440
my home and you took it away
and I had to leave, and Jacks

920
01:00:29.519 --> 01:00:34.440
goes, why I mean you could
be here. She's like, Jack's,

921
01:00:34.800 --> 01:00:37.760
you know, you're talking all nice
for the cameras, but once I leave,

922
01:00:37.760 --> 01:00:39.639
you're gonna start rage, texting me
horrible things like that I have no

923
01:00:39.719 --> 01:00:44.679
friends and I'm fad. And he's
like, what you talking about? Do

924
01:00:44.760 --> 01:00:45.800
you know? He's like, I
never said you didn't have friends. You

925
01:00:45.800 --> 01:00:49.719
didn't like, go on the other
thing. Listen, I never said,

926
01:00:49.719 --> 01:00:52.440
of course you have friends. Yeah, well okay. And then this was

927
01:00:52.519 --> 01:00:58.480
the best. This was the very
best part because he's trying. He's such

928
01:00:58.519 --> 01:01:00.639
a liar. He's like, what
are you talking about? You have friends?

929
01:01:00.639 --> 01:01:02.400
Why would I say that? I
would never say that, And she

930
01:01:02.440 --> 01:01:07.159
goes and don't go tailing people.
Don't go telling pop rotts. Don't go

931
01:01:07.199 --> 01:01:09.599
telling people that I moved back in, you know, just because they saw

932
01:01:09.639 --> 01:01:13.079
me over here. Don't go tell
and he's like, what are you You're

933
01:01:13.239 --> 01:01:15.719
crazy. I would never do that. She's like, oh really, bitch,

934
01:01:16.440 --> 01:01:22.039
and she plays him in interview with
Page six where he's like, yeah,

935
01:01:22.119 --> 01:01:25.559
we're living together. What are you
talking about? That's crazy. No,

936
01:01:25.639 --> 01:01:30.159
we're didn't break up. We lived
together. And he's like, oh,

937
01:01:30.239 --> 01:01:32.519
well, well, I mean sorry, he might as well just said

938
01:01:32.599 --> 01:01:36.639
yeah, for the camera for the
show, obviously, just let's dig in

939
01:01:36.679 --> 01:01:38.920
there. We're gonna do the whole
thing. Let's go, let's go really

940
01:01:38.920 --> 01:01:42.599
show these people turn it on its
head, because there's no other way to

941
01:01:42.639 --> 01:01:45.679
make it work, because we're too
smart for this shit. And then it

942
01:01:45.719 --> 01:01:49.400
was sad they showed them together the
last nine years when they met at Hooters.

943
01:01:49.400 --> 01:01:52.559
They just show who but they just
showed different shots of Hooters. They

944
01:01:52.599 --> 01:01:54.760
just show other waitresses at Hooters that
were friends with them in like slow motion

945
01:01:54.880 --> 01:02:00.000
with their boobs, like in slow
mo, that's their that's their sweet moment

946
01:02:00.679 --> 01:02:04.760
a Hooters. Oh that's the Hooters
in Hollywood. Well, absolute Hooters in

947
01:02:05.320 --> 01:02:12.239
Studio City. That's the Hooters and
Oxnard way wasn't too far when you wanted

948
01:02:12.280 --> 01:02:15.760
to go to Hooters and Oxnard.
Then I thought this was really important.

949
01:02:15.840 --> 01:02:21.440
This is like, right towards the
very very end, Jack's I don't know

950
01:02:21.440 --> 01:02:25.320
if he thinks what he's doing,
but but I've had this happen to me

951
01:02:25.400 --> 01:02:30.480
too. Jackson is just like,
you know what, You're right, there's

952
01:02:30.519 --> 01:02:34.840
something wrong with me. I just
keep a lot inside, like a lot

953
01:02:34.880 --> 01:02:37.719
of like you know, childhood stuff, trauma. It's all inside, and

954
01:02:37.760 --> 01:02:43.280
then it comes out in aggression and
meanness towards you. You know, it's

955
01:02:43.280 --> 01:02:45.679
my family. It's my family.
We couldn't really express our emotions, like

956
01:02:45.679 --> 01:02:50.360
we're all like that. What do
you expect her to do with that information?

957
01:02:50.760 --> 01:02:53.719
Years later, you've been abusive all
this time, and now you're gonna

958
01:02:53.719 --> 01:02:58.039
you want forgiveness because you're like,
this is how I was raised. I

959
01:02:58.239 --> 01:03:01.760
can't I do this thing. I'm
calling myself out. Thank god she didn't

960
01:03:01.800 --> 01:03:06.280
go, oh, I know,
feel bad for you. She was just

961
01:03:06.320 --> 01:03:09.360
like, well, I'm leaving.
Let's let's try not to fight in front

962
01:03:09.400 --> 01:03:13.599
of cruise, and I hope they
stay to it. If they get back

963
01:03:13.639 --> 01:03:17.159
together, I'm pretty pissed. And
then there's that last moment where she gets

964
01:03:17.159 --> 01:03:23.639
in the car and drives away and
he for cameras. Wait, Brittany Brittany

965
01:03:23.639 --> 01:03:27.920
forgot. I think she forgot something
that didn't feel to me like a wait,

966
01:03:27.920 --> 01:03:30.000
Brittany, don't go. It felt
like, oh shit, Brittany,

967
01:03:30.000 --> 01:03:31.280
you forgot your cell phone? Right, But they tried to play it that

968
01:03:31.320 --> 01:03:34.480
way. I know, I know, but I didn't fall for that because

969
01:03:34.519 --> 01:03:37.320
it didn't sound like that and whatever, and then she drives off, Brittany,

970
01:03:37.360 --> 01:03:42.039
you forgot your diaphragm. You shouldn't
have been First of all, people

971
01:03:42.079 --> 01:03:44.880
don't really even use those anymore.
If they do, you shouldn't have been

972
01:03:44.920 --> 01:03:46.760
half using it because we're trying to
get pregnant. Member, we love each

973
01:03:46.760 --> 01:03:52.960
other. M mm wait, I'm
out, Okay, speaking of love,

974
01:03:52.519 --> 01:03:55.239
this was rough for me. I
have to tell you because I don't know

975
01:03:55.280 --> 01:03:59.599
if you guys could hear this,
but lot going on over here. I'm

976
01:03:59.639 --> 01:04:01.960
sorry. I'm sorry about that.
But who we love the most and I

977
01:04:02.039 --> 01:04:05.880
like that it's nice and quiet now
for us to say hello to people that

978
01:04:05.960 --> 01:04:11.760
are on our Patreon. I think
it's only appropriate that we do a Britney

979
01:04:11.800 --> 01:04:15.239
voice though through the UG I mean, obviously, Jacks, I mean don

980
01:04:15.360 --> 01:04:17.920
Lee knows that she knows, which
why is it she knows where to put

981
01:04:17.960 --> 01:04:20.960
the Amman plants, get them up
in your cheeks, get your inplant.

982
01:04:21.000 --> 01:04:25.239
I want I'm a little bit.
I want implants in my cheeks and they're

983
01:04:25.239 --> 01:04:28.519
like Brittany, that's just called fillers. We're not gonna call it. I

984
01:04:28.559 --> 01:04:32.239
want boobs in my cheeks, do
it so. Cassie Wildsworth knows Share Biker,

985
01:04:32.639 --> 01:04:39.880
Jenny Harden and Jane McMurray, uh
and Yard Brother boobs, jacks,

986
01:04:40.519 --> 01:04:44.719
giants, give Shelley Colaviate something up
top you know what I mean? And

987
01:04:44.800 --> 01:04:48.440
a bottom bottom Sherry Shannon, Tama
Adams, Sherry's singer, Random My Ames,

988
01:04:48.440 --> 01:04:53.280
Paul Solely Sullivan and STEVENA. Rinker. Thank you guys. We are

989
01:04:53.440 --> 01:04:57.119
so sorry. But we also have
people on our business show. Why don't

990
01:04:57.119 --> 01:05:01.840
you let's talk about Laura Stewart.
She's got Aspire Counseling Denver. Okay,

991
01:05:01.840 --> 01:05:04.440
this is the website for it.
Keep this in mind right now. It's

992
01:05:04.480 --> 01:05:12.119
called Denver Brainspotting dot com. And
it's a practice in Colorado, but it's

993
01:05:12.360 --> 01:05:15.840
you can You don't have to live
in Colorado to do this. They specialize

994
01:05:15.840 --> 01:05:20.840
in trauma work and they do remote
brain mapping, neurofeedback and coaching and it's

995
01:05:20.880 --> 01:05:26.960
a subscription service and it includes multiple
brain map assessments, brain training, and

996
01:05:27.000 --> 01:05:30.800
remote coaching. So anyway, it's
available all over the US. All you

997
01:05:30.880 --> 01:05:35.280
need to have at your house is
something called a mind lift, uh,

998
01:05:35.320 --> 01:05:40.000
and you can get this. It's
a headset and they sell it for you.

999
01:05:40.480 --> 01:05:45.960
So go to Denverbrainspotting dot com and
find out what this is all about.

1000
01:05:45.960 --> 01:05:49.000
It's really really cool. Also,
why don't you tell us about Jessica

1001
01:05:49.039 --> 01:05:55.679
Tepper's book. Our friend Jessa Tepper
has a book called Deceitful Reflection. It's

1002
01:05:55.719 --> 01:05:59.519
on Amazon and it's all the things
we're looking for. It's really good.

1003
01:05:59.559 --> 01:06:02.159
I started. It's excellent, you
guys. And it's suspense, mystery near

1004
01:06:02.320 --> 01:06:08.079
like the cheating husband, revenge,
all this stuff. It's very well written.

1005
01:06:08.159 --> 01:06:14.079
Again, it's called Deceitful Reflection by
Jessica Tepper and it's on Amazon.

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So check that out, okay.
And then also our usuals. We've got

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my friend Adam Lerner who is a
car broker. He's got a company it's

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called Adams Got a Car dot com. If you want to buy a car,

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listen. You don't have to commit
to him, you can just use

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the service you can text him.
You can say, Hey, I'm looking

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to start the process of buying a
car. What do you think? What

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should I get? What's on sale
right now? And he's like loves to

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educate people with stuff like that.
Also, Ishan Vajpe wants you to know

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about the Rotary Club. We've been
telling you about it for a while,

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but you know, don't sleep on
the Rotary Club. Go to Rotari dot

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org. Also, our friend Jamie
Val has a company called Spitfire Social and

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she can help small to medium size
businesses with their social media marketing, which

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is so huge these days. It's
really the only way to go to get

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your business off the ground. And
like it's hard to do it by yourself.

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You need somebody else knowledge to the
insta video like the stories and TikTok

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01:07:14.760 --> 01:07:16.920
and all the stuff. Like she
knows exactly how to market that stuff to

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get your business off the ground.
So Spitfiresocial dot com. Yep. Also,

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uh, why don't you stay tuned
later today for our episode of ninety

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Day Fiance Love in Paradise where we
are discussing Uh, yeah, the season

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four it's really funny. Yeah,
no, it's great. It's so much

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better than we thought it was so
yeah, so stay with us and next

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week Surprise Bachelor. We're starting back
like we've got, starting with our castros.

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We're really excited about this. Yeah. I think it's gonna be a

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good season. I know we always
say that, but I actually really do

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this time. Yep. All right, love you guys. Bye, Sorry

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for everything. Bye,