Uh, what's up? Everybody? Welcome to Rose Pricks. It is a
big day. Cecily and I are here working so hard. It's crazy.
Shouldn't should we even be working this hard? I mean, part of me
feels like Yes, part of me feels like it. And I want to
tell you, guys, you're gonna hear some pounding. You're gonna hear pounding
in the background. And what that is is my heart. It's my heart
pounding so hard because I love the value. You're gonna hear a little drilling.
The drilling is my tears. That's my tears of like the breakup of
Jackson Brittany. I'm feeling all the things and it's very physical. I don't
really know what's happening to my body. So I really apologize for that.
You know what I love though. I love that you're so in touch with
your body that you know that, like emotional stuff that you're feeling is coming
out in a physical way. And I commend you, thank you just for
being aware. Yeah, I'm super aware, but you're going to hear a
lot of it, and it's kind of come and go and get louder,
and it's just based on my emotions and where I am with this episode.
So I think we just get into it. I think what people do need
to understand about you, and it will help explain a lot, is that
you are an EmPATH. I am an EmPATH. Like right now, you
can hear the tears. You can hear them. That's that. It sounds
like a like a dentist drill, but really it's just like very heavy tears.
It's like a physical manifestation. You know what you are. You're a
manifestor and I hate that. And it's people don't often talk about when you
They talk about manifesting is such a positive thing, right, but they don't
realize like sometimes it could be negative, Like I'm manifesting this drill which represents
my sadness for Jacks more Brittany, really, you know, not really more
Brittany. What it really is is people are just not sensitive. Mm hmm.
They don't know. So anyway, in conclusion, we're working really hard
with our emotions and our physicality, right, so like feel for us.
Instead of being annoyed by the noises you're hearing in the background, just maybe
go like, what what does she need? Right? What does Cicily need?
Right? Now maybe some cupcakes, some sprinkles I can get. I'll
get my hat. If you want to DM me, I'll send you my
address. All right, all right this episode, do you have any macro
notes. I do have one big macro note, which is and it's not
very nice, so please bear with me. But it's my tears and sadness.
Okay. Britney's implants are in her neck. They're pushed so far up
that it's like a ridge. Yeah, there's like when you're in her confessionals
and it looks like just a piece of cardboard, like or not even like
metal, that's just up and it's been pushed into her neck. So it's
like Frankenstein bolts. It's insane and I can't help and I think we've talked
about this, but I can't help but feel that that's Jax's doing. Oh
totally he but I mean one of that. I know you're saying that she
wanted those boobs too, but she just looks so much better before with her
old boobs. Her old boobs, honey, your old boobs are great.
And she was, you know, when they kept doing flashbacks. Other nicer
macronote is like, how gorgeous she was. I mean, he's really worn
her down. I'm not saying he made her do all the whatever she's done
to her face, but I don't know. I have a feeling he had
something to do with it. She makes her own choices, but god,
she was so pretty. She's still pretty, but it you know, she
was stunning. He is not a good person, and I know that that's
very a very controversial viewpoint, but don't you feel a tiny bit dirty when
you're watching this and you're like, this guy was kicked off of the other
show for being a bad person and then brought back and made and you we
get we're giving him main care syndrome. Oh totally, Like near the end
where he thinks he's so fucking famous because we've made him famous and TMZ is
reaching out to him and watching him try to pretend to be like he's Brad
Pitt, He's like it's too much, Like he didn't call it. I
mean, he's just so we made a monster, right, we created then
we did this, not even just us, but all of you. Yeah,
we all did this. And look Alec Baldwin, I mean, who
would have thought a year ago after like all this stuff is coming out about
Alec. You know, I know it was an accident. I'm not getting
into the rust what happened there, but it's horrific and so like less than
a year later, he's gonna or a year later he's doing a reality show
with Ilaria, Like, are you kidding me? Yeah? This is the
world and this is the world that we love. Do you think we're not
going to cover it? You're wrong, We of course are going to cover
it. That would be ridiculous. It's it's very kind of trumpy in in
a way. It's like that whole thing of like every I have all these
followers, people love me, and like, what do you want me to
do? Like, yeah, I mean sometimes I'm just not a good person,
right, Sorry, Well, obviously he's low on cash, is what
I would assume. They have what seven kids, and he's got a you
know, probably a pretty hefty legal fun bill going on, so they just
who oh mm hmm. Oh. I was talking about Jack's. I revel
also Jack's they're all the nightmare. So yes, they're all It's all sort
of exactly that. So let's get into it, because Jackson isn't the only
problem here. We have God yeah, oh, I was gonna Janet,
okay, okay, you're gonna hate me? Boy, are you gonna be
mad at me? Now? I don't remember all the stuff Janet has said
or not said, so let's take that out of it. But yeah,
she didn't bug me that much in this episode. And and okay, believe
it or not, I was kind of with her when I was like,
please don't yell at this pregnant woman. Now, she didn't have to go
to the bar if it were me, and this on herself. She is
such a master manipulator. She's terrible. I mean, I guess that's what
they're saying, but I was like, I don't know, I don't,
Ah, I don't know, because you remember it's all great. Our friend
Anne, who we had on the show, which you guys should go listen
to our interview with Anne and Amanda we had, you know, signed an
Nda. Uh. She is friends with Janet, and I love Anne,
and I think and I trust Anne as a human. So I'm like,
well, if Anne says she's okay, is she okay? Maybe? Yeah?
But Anne could be one of those people who really just has to see
the best in everybody, and right this minute, Anne might be going like,
oh my god, I was wrong. Possibly we can find out.
We'll find out maybe about that because she is in our you know, she's
got connections. But okay, so Jesse. They just start out giving us
like little glimpses of everybody. And Jesse, Michelle's not wearing her wedding ring.
She's like, I just forgot. I mean, what a what a
waste of everyone's time? This fake relationship, it's so fake. And also
what's Jesse trying to do? Is he trying to drum up like people feeling
bad for him for all? Something to keep in your mind. And of
course this is something she said. She's claimed on the show that he never
helped her with the baby, like the entire first year, he never woke
up once at night with the baby. But now he's like, I just
don't understand why you won't work hard, Why, Like, I'm just trying
to be a good person? Are you? Are you trying to be a
good person? She I don't like her either, So there's no heroes here.
But she's done. She is done. And he had so much time
before they were filming the show to be a better person and be a good
husband, and he chose not to, and now he's mad because that's on
TV. And I don't think he chose not to. I think he can't
because he's just like a d bag, you know, like he's not great.
But see, somebody, this is the thing about having kids. I'm
not going to man explain kids to you, but somebody has to do it.
Like you don't get to just go like, yeah, I'm just I'm
just not built for this. You don't get to be Jack's and Jesse and
go, yeah, I just I guess, uh missing that chip, I
don't know, can't wake up in the middle of the night. Not well,
somebody has to otherwise there's two people just completely ignoring their baby. Right,
So this is the thing that sucks is for the woman is like,
well I have to. And then you got fucking Jack's and Jesse mad at
the lake or at Big Bear, you know, talking about because Danny's like,
yeah, I'm having to wake up because somebody has to fucking do it,
and my wife is depressed, so we're both doing it. You got
to do it. And the guys are like, yeah, I never do
it, But how come I don't even get appreciation for the little stuff I
do like because there's no appreciation. It's both of your children, right,
and it's all gonna have. It's gonna keep going. There's not like a
moment where you get just rest until very deep and like you got to keep
doing it every single day. You got to just keep doing it right.
And then I mean, I know this is like skipping to the to the
end, but this is just on this topic. Then Jesse tries to be
like, are you going to make sure you have like the food, the
right food for the dog? This is I was. Everybody was fucking high,
like of course I'm gonna get the food. Probably in her mind she
was like, are you really doing this on camera? Like do you really
want to get into like all the things that I have to do every day
because we have a child that you probably don't even know about. I don't
know. I was so mad for her. Well let's let's get to that,
because like we're just at the beginning. We're showing them. Then we
show Jackson Britt with their stupid fake bar, which good call on that that
is just the back patio of an already existing bar that they but Jack's is
so stressed and he cannot stand her like there's nothing she can say. She's
like, I'm all portly suck and he's just like I thought he was going
to explode from hatred, like he has like contempt, you know, like,
yeah, I don't understand. I mean, he's just he's got he
got the ick somewhere along the way. He got the ick and he can't
shake it. And he's such a piece of shit. I early on maybe
and has been faking it for years. I think you're totally right. As
soon as she I mean, how old is cruise three crews? Okay,
so at least three years ago. I like he may have had a little
surge of some feelings when right when she had cruise, But I think,
you know, as soon as she gained any weight. And by the way,
oh, I have a major macro note. I think, Okay,
you probably have the time stamps on this, so I could be wrong.
You probably have. You're gonna like pull up some kind of roster with information.
But I think because we know that Brittany was openly on ozempic and lost
all the weight on ozempic a lot of right, I think that she was
getting sick because of the ozempic. That's because you cannot take ozembic and drink
or even really eat. Of course, right it grows, it makes sense.
Yay, you are freaking detective. Yeah, you're welcome. Everybody.
That's my liver right now. If you can hear it, it's just churn.
It's so funny that you would say that too, because it was just
John and I were having this conversation about the fact that he was like,
we have to talk about these this new stuff that's come out about ozempic and
how bad it is for you and how many stomach issues it causes. Wait
Jack said this, No my husband John. Oh oh interesting. Yeah.
He was like, we need to have it. We need to talk about
this all this new stuff that's come out about ozempic bad. Are you taking
it? Are people taking it? Oh? Like yeah, I know a
lot of regular people who take it or have taken it. Oh yeah,
for sure. I just meant it was John taking it, because that's that's
interesting that it's like, oh no, John's not taking it. But he
was just saying like that there's been all this, like these these studies that
are out about it, and there's got to be I mean, that's the
crazy thing, Like, look, you know nothing. Nothing in life is
free. I don't know, it seems to me, but yeah, that's
it. So I do know someone who took it and we went to a
party. She doesn't really drink anyway, but she couldn't even really eat and
she was like nauseous the whole car ride to the party. So oh,
it's the ozembic. It's like, oh oh, like it worked. I
mean it worked, but that's it. That's got to be the answer.
And he was trying to use it to make her look bad. Yeah,
I mean she probably also does drink too much, which she also does in
this which is so confusing because Jack's will be like, you want to do
a shot to the wife that you say drinks too much and shouldn't drink at
all. You're offering her a shot. Yeah, there's no there's no explanation
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So where where let's go back. We're still kind of near the beginning,
so he just hates her. Then we've got Jason and Janet like who cares,
Like she's right it, we got it. But they have a nursery
designer, which made me feel stabby for some reason, I don't know.
I was like, really, she just thinks she's something that she's not.
Oh totally. I mean they all do, except for maybe Danny. And
although Danny's just too drunk to even know what's going on. I didn't love
the conversation. That weird she has to say, so calm Nia. She's
just like, Okay, let's think about it for a while about me not
moving to Valencia. Yeah, she already told him. We already did this.
In the last episode. She had that whole talk with him where she
was like, honey, so here's how it makes me feel like I'm so
disconnected from anything. Santa Clarita like, I don't want to live there,
so can we not? And he was like, yeah, I totally get
it, like I want you to get your needs met too, And now
he's like, yeah, so have you thought about it? Can you look
at a house? Yeah? Every time the cameras turn on with all of
them, but he's not taking, as far as we can see, any
ownership of like him drinking too much and acting ridiculous right this whole season.
Right, she has to carry him. And I would like to say that,
Okay, one day she'll just leave him, but I don't think she
will. She doesn't seem like that tight no, so that makes me kind
of sad. Okay, so Jasmine and Zach they're gonna do your favorite thing.
They're gonna like do pottery. You were thinking me, right, yeah,
of course Stuffanie hates hates the shit like we don't need color me mine,
we don't need like a like I said, we don't need a mud
run. Just go have a drink, yes, have a salad and have
a conversation. Like the real housewives do it better. Well now some of
them don't. Like Orange County was known for doing all the stupid mud runs
and parasailing, and it was just like no, no, no, no,
no, I mean part of me feels bad saying like, it's better
if they have a glass of wine because it's going to get them looser.
And both Jasmin and zact drink, right, they're not sober, so I
guess it would. That makes more sense to me than them trying to pretend
to do like a ghost. It's like ghosty, you're not Patrick Swayze,
No, not at all. And also all you're doing is having conversation,
which you would anyway because you're friends, right, so you don't need it.
We don't need to add your doing anything with pottery. There's just it's
literally not necessary. Well because there just is all these plugs, which just
we as the audience, you know, it's gross, even though we also
plug things. We all have to plug things, but we would think that
Bravo wouldn't have to. Well there, we already watch ads, that's the
thing, right, so you don't need to show us a pottery place.
Like. There's just it's just not necessary. But anyways, and then Jasmine,
who I liked this episode, she's you know, kind of telling it
like it is. She's saying to Zach, like you did stress Janet out
with your weird thing when you dropped your location. Pin right loves it.
I don't know how I feel about Zach. I'm not sure how to feel
about him. He's petty. He's petty and he and he knows it,
and he's like a little bit hysterical, you know, he's a little shrill.
Yeah, but like Janet did some shit too, So I was neither
one of these two are the heroes. No, that is one hundred percent
for sure. I just I don't know if I could there's something. But
and I did go back and watch a couple episodes because you know, we
didn't you watched all of them, and we because we started really late with
the Valley, So I went back to kind of get a vibe on everyone,
and I could. You know. What I did see, which I
hadn't seen, was how much Jax has been, how mean he's been this
whole season to Brittany. Right, but Zach, I don't know if something
just so thirsty at Okay, so it all feels very very thirsty. No,
you're you're absolutely right. This is why I was not a Zach fan
this episode. But he gets in his feelings, you know, as we
all do, and he gets riled up, and Janet is like very sociopathic
and she gets very like removed, like, hmm, that's so interesting that
you're really freaking out and sad about this. I'm not. I don't know.
I know what you're saying. It's we I don't know. They're all
just kind of none of them. There's no heroes at all, except for
maybe Jack's sister Jenny, who shows up right. I don't really get to
know her, but that's a big surprise. But Jack, Brittany Jasmine basically
tells Zach like, hey, you know, Janet kind of admitted that she
should have told you that you weren't invited herself instead of sending Jacks to do
the dirty work. So we've laid the foundation here. Keep this in mind.
This is why they built the episode this way. Jacksman is fully admitting
right here that Janet absolutely knows what she did and isn't proud of herself because
later she's going to totally deny it. She's shady. So Zach is like
still pissed, you know, because it did turn into a whole thing,
and he doesn't feel bad about doing the And look, I'm with Zach on
the dropping the big Bear thing. It was. He was being funny like
maybe she didn't take it that way, but he was being a petty and
I was with him on that. I don't think that's like she say,
is he gonna do she thinks he's going to murder everybody exactly? I mean,
yeah, she's Friday the thirteenth. You know that would be a show.
That's a show that we would cover. They're all in cabins and yeah,
Zach shows up a hockey mask. Yes. Yeah, Like god,
this took a turn, and I'm really shocked that Bravo kept filming like that,
but they're like, keep the cameras on, keep the camera. I
wouldn't be shocked that Andy Cohen would would want that to be captured. Now
we can't have a reunion. Everybody died. Oh wow, Well it would
just be Zach kind of just saying kind of going through what, you know,
his feelings. People around Reddit they're like, I don't know. I
sort of feel like Zach was justified. I hate saying this, but I
feel like we're not that far away from this with reality TV, Like if
it hasn't stopped now, but yeah, you guys, don't do that.
Zach, don't do that. If you're listening, I do want to talk
about this conversation because I'm so obsessed with Jackson. Brittany Okay, where where
she says something? Was she talking to someone else for him? When she's
like, I just feel like you're not attracted to me, like whenever she's
that's when she says, she like whenever it was time to make whoop.
Oh well, okay, so this is how it started. She this,
This made me laugh too, and I was I was totally I wrote down
a lot of this conversation because Brittany has surprised Jacks, as we discussed,
by bringing his sister, but then it's not enough, and he's not happy
happily surprised. He's and I feel like we've all been him though a little
bit where it's like another thing that he has to do and manage is now
his sister's here, and he's like, hey, well he didn't even seem
to recognize her. Did you notice that? I think maybe he has face
blindness like I do, because I have not recognized people I like, people
I'm dating for two years, didn't recognize him. I didn't see myself in
a picture. I was like, oh shit, I swear, do you
I have that problem? So I think he just didn't know it was her.
It was out of context and he's like, oh shit, oh shit,
that was weird. I don't know how often he sees because he's kind
of a strange, like he doesn't talk to his mom, right, I
don't know how close he is to his family. I think he and Jenny
are okay, though obviously okay, Well that would make sense because he was
just like, She's like, look, Jacks, I got saister. So
he's like, oh uh hey, gives her a hug. He's like,
huh cool, cool cool. So then she sits with him and she's like,
naw, no, she feel bad about bintell made to me when when
all this time I was playing to make surpris of your sisters here and he's
like, throws up. I'm surprised he didn't just like vomit in a bucket
right there, Like I am not like sometime not feeling not even we're trying
to make drags, right, you're trying to make a baby. You're it's
like you don't want and I just wrote girl eyebrows. So he's getting stressed
out. Even at the beginning of the conversation where she's like, I just
don't feel like you're attracted to me. And he's like, oh no,
I'm trying to open a bar, like in a day. He's not attracted
to you, Brittany, and that's on him. Feel won't you hurt my
feelings? Everything hurts her feelings. So she's like, that hurts my feelings,
and it hurts my feelings. It hurts my feelings. So then your
feelings, not her feelings. Oh my god. Right, So then he's
like, it's normal to have second thoughts, okay, but then you just
need to talk to me about it. You can't just not tell me.
It just be made right whenever it's time. We never had that day.
We ever wud on Mike Beard Trees and it was beerd cheese. I know
we've had different versions of that, but it was beer cheese, which I
would try. I'm gonna say I wouldn't try. They remember, they tried
to make that thing too. They were gonna like sell it right, But
her eyebrows are out of control. Something's going on there. It's hard to
like, it was hard for me to look at her having this car.
So if Jack's already has these ick feelings, imagine him having to sit there
with it. Also, this is just this is absolutely mean for no reason.
But just think. But her glasses are also you know the kind of
glasses that you get that are just for like first thing in the morning.
They're not really you're going out glasses. They're like kind of eighties. I
just feel like she always has this look like, oh, I just like
my contact lenses will hurt my ass, so I'll just put on my upp
at glasses. And I think that's not I think he, you know,
his type is some bimbo Beverly Hills. Like he doesn't want anybody with like
vision problems, which is why he's like trying to do all these things like
here, get your boobs done, here, get that whatever, eyebrows threaded.
But that's not who she is. She's just like a normal person,
right, I think, Yeah, harsh, But maybe we're giving her too
much credit. Well, remember, like I said, he met her at
Hooters, so I think she wanted the boobs, Like I don't think,
you know, no one forced her into a lot of this stuff. But
I think the problem that sometimes we get into is we're heard on her,
but she's actually a pretty nice person, seemingly she's seemingly she's not the problem.
It's Jack's. But it's all kind of gross to watch because girl,
no, of course he's not into you. Clearly he's a total asshole to
you, and it makes me sad to watch. But now, speaking of
sad, we finally, after two three episodes, get to Kristin and Luke,
which really was very underwhelming. I cannot believe the whole show is really
about Kristin, and she's just they just just dropped out of it. Yeah,
she's really barely there. She's barely there. I believe, barely there
understand what was happening. I wrote, Luke and Kristen discussed their plan to
go to Colorado and also what she's going to wear to the opening and now,
oh oh, but see, you're so right. But we needed this
scene right because we needed Kristin to tell us that when she originally said that
Michelle had a boyfriend for a year, you guys, I didn't mean like
she's had a boyfriend for a year. I know I said those words or
whatever, but words are crazy, like words are not always like words.
You know. What I meant was she had a boyfriend like a year ago.
Yeah, and anyway. She tries to be so she what's so annoying
about Kristin always has been to all her friends is that she thinks it's really
She's like, I pulled such a Kristin, I fuck Joss when he had
a boyfriend and I was with Sandoval, such a such a dody. Oh
no, like are you fucking like? She just you're not. It's not
cute. I don't think it was cute fifteen years ago. It's not cute
now. No one cares about Luke, Poor Luke. He's had so she's
having the producers are making her do this recap about Michelle and poor Luke is
like half listening, you can see, like what if you just see Luke?
He puts like in a bag, rope in a passport, but different
passports he has, like an Italian passport, comes up to something he's either
gonna do. He's disappearing himself or I don't know why you'd have rope his
duct tape with a fake all these fake IDs, and I have I hat
for no reason, you know, like some weird, weird hat, like
a like a Fidora or something. And she doesn't notice all this. She's
just going on and on. She's just like, I don't know, a
year ago, A year ago had a boyfriend four a year these are words.
This is such semantics, like could we not like hold me to words?
And I don't know how that changed because Michelle probably absolutely has had a
boyfriend for a year because this whole thing was fake for the show, right,
So Kristen's trying to save the show. I think, yes, they
got to her, yeah, yes, one hundred. She's like, what
did I say? Nah? No, No, I don't I was just
making sh it up. I was just saying stuff, you know, like
you said. So, yeah, she's trying to get out of it.
When Rose here, that is again my heart just mad, just so much
happening, manifesting is barking. Okay, So so then we go to jess
and Michelle and jess and Jesse. We're saying, Jesse, yeah, I
was going to say, like do Jessica, So Jessica and Michelle Yeah.
So he's like he's like, yeah, I just really wanted to talk to
Jacks because like, I feel like our marriage is in a similar place.
And then except that he says he thought their marriage was in a similar place,
but now they're are they He's supposed to be separated at this point because
she's like Jesse and Michelle no, yeah, because she's like, remember,
did you think I'd even leave the marriage? No? This is where she's
basically saying it's over. Maybe we pause for one second, Okay, so
sorry, So this is the this is the part where Michelle's like, did
you think I I did you think I'd never leave the marriage? And this
is where I really turned on Jesse, goes, I guess I just thought
you had stronger family values. Yes, you were the type of person who
would do anything to keep the family together. I guess I misjudged. No,
biggie, like, you're just not a good person, but I thought
you were. That's that's my bad. They were already broken up the whole
time, for sure, and then Jesse tries to throw her under the bus
again at the end when he's like, yeah, three days after we wrap,
She's like, I'm out. Yeah, she stayed. It was clear
she was disgusted by him. I mean, it was just so obvious that.
That's one of the things I hated about the show from the beginning and
really all the way to the end, is that there was just not even
like a doll up of it that seemed real, like they were all either
breaking up and pretending to be together. And I just I really, I'm
still not a fan, except for the last scene, which we're about to
get to. Okay, so yes he does that. Also he's wearing a
headband. I wrote it. But that Charlotte Tillsbury headband thing that you're doing,
like the like what we used to clean your face when you put your
hair back to Yeah, but he doesn't have hair to he doesn't have to
put his hair back Like, it doesn't make sense he's doing I'm glad you
brought that. It's not helping. She's she's picked out by him, and
that is not helping. That headband right, not helping at all. So
yeah, so she's like, oh so then he says, okay, yeah,
so they I guess they are broken up. But so she's like,
I'm not abandoning you. I just like I don't want to be with you,
and he says, if you're not abandoning me, he's like, why
don't you start every morning by saying Jesse is an amazing husband and a great
father. I think if you start there, we can get back to April
twenty twenty. Who wants to get back to April twenty twenty that there was
a pandemic, right, I don't understand. So that was his good period.
Was like yeah, when they were forced to be together the one month
before, they drove each other insane and he's just a bad dude. That's
such a perfect thing that you said, like exactly what you said about how
he's like, well, I just thought you were like a woman of God.
You might as well have just said that, like fuck you, Jesse.
I just thought you were cared about your family and your children. But
I guess I just, you know, had too high of expectations of you.
That's all okay. So now we get to Jacks's opening, which is
what we've all been waiting for. It's all just you know, to get
there. And then Jacks goes up there, He's like, oh my god,
we're opening a bar in Hollywood, dude, it's Studio City. The
show is called The Valley Idiot. That's also when he and then he was
like, do you want to do a shot of Britney? Yeah, it's
it's crazy. But also Brittany was like, hmmm, first of all,
I don't know who's right in this scenario, because she's like, now we're
not opening a bar in Hollywood, We're opening a bar in the Valley,
and you can just see that he just he really wants to murder her.
Right then he's just like, how dare you pretend that we're And in her
defense, I was like, she's trying to she's trying to like do that
for the show. She's trying to say, like, dude, the show
is called the Valley. Like he's dumb, Yeah, Like, oh my
god, what an idiot that he says that he thinks we're all we're watching
the show and then he thinks that he just says it like you would even
say that. Let's say you're opening a bar, and like I would turn
to like can you believe it? We are opening a bar in the Roosevelt
Hotel in the in the Hollywood and you're like, uh no, we're not.
People can see this, they see it's not the Roosevelt Hotel, like
right talking about I feel like that's what she was kind of trying to do.
Totally. She was trying to be I felt I believed her at the
end when she was like, no, I'm really trying to not do this
for cameras. You're the one, like Jack is the one doing everything for
cameras, right, yes, as well as this, Then he asked if
she wants a shot, which just blew my mind because the entire season was
him yelling at her for drinking, including this episode he talks about her drinking
again, so it's like, what do you want. He's terrible. He's
terrible, terrible, terrible. But also, and I had this thought early
on when they were decorating for the bar m the Circular, and then Jack
said this. Jax brought this up, I mean, Zach brought this up,
and I was like, oh, okay, yeah, I'm not alone
in this, But why is it called Jack's I know, not Jackson Brittany's.
It makes no sense. They're doing it together, She's just as involved,
and yet it's just Jack's. I don't know. It's bizarre. It's
truly bizarre. It bothered me the whole episode the rest of the time.
It's got to be something where they already also knew they were separating, which
is something he wanted to do, and she's like, all right, I'll
pretend to help. That's what I think it makes no sense. So people
are showing it has to be the whole. That's why I hated the show.
So Zach shows up whatever, Tom Schwartz shows up, which is it's
kind of nice. So you take Schwartz out of the other stuff and he
seems like an okay guy. Yeah, which we need to talk about Joe
real quick. I know we're not doing vander Pump, but Joe just posted
I follow her now on Instagram. She did a live and it's her like
looking really serious into the camera. It looks like she had a little some
filler, you know, some lips don or something, and she looks maybe
it's a filter. She's doing this thing. And then the background there's this
like creepy piece of paper that's like posted behind her that she wrote in like
weird serial killer letters, and it just says a no Schwartz zone. Were
all, it's a no shorts zone because he did everything but take a restraining
order against you. It's not because you decided that wow shorts zone, Like
you're crazy. You were calling her his face family. He had to put
out a public statement to say like uh yeah, no she I didn't want
to say this, but yeah, she's she's not well and now she's still
writing on it. Yeah, yeah, my god, it's so out of
control and her and then I was like, pep back that tape. And
then I was like, whoa walk and walk and walk in robot robot robot
pop cop cop cop comes to my house, so you can not chase Schwartz
anymore. And I'm like, we are sole married. So Schwartz is there
kind of looking cute, he seems he seems chill when he's like un miked,
you know, right there, right to give a gift. Janet's going
to give birth any minute, everybody. So Janet's like, I've established a
boundary with Kristen, okay, so if there's any drama, I'm going to
walk away or waddle because I'm pregnant. I don't know if I've mentioned I'm
pregnant in the last two seconds of my screen time, but I'm very pregnant
right space. She needs space, I see, and I'm just I'm over
pregnant people. With that. Well, I would just say don't go.
I mean, if I'd be really nervous pregnant person and I wouldn't, I
wouldn't go to a bar that pregnant. I think that's crazy. Why would
you. I'd be scared. I think i'd be scared someone would like bump
into me. I'd be scared, Like, I don't know, you're just
couldn't bump into People are pregnant, people have babies, like in wars,
people have babies, like in all kinds of terrible situations. And she's like,
oh my god, that stress me out. Right, Well, she's
she's also a bad person, so it's like, we said it's tough,
so she yeah, as almost all of this drama has has come from her.
All the thing about this, the saying that Michelle's a racist, that
can't that literally came from her, right, She's started Later later when he's
like when christ is like, she started all of it. She is the
one who said all of the things about all of the people. And now
she's like, oh my god, stop coming for me. I'm pregnant.
Right, You're right, I see that, but I thought it was hilarious
and I thought of you on this one too. Sonia is trying to get
Zack to talk to jan Everyone's having these conversations and then Janet's like, I
don't know, I don't want to talk to him, and then it was
just perfect. Zach pops up, Hello, Hello, I wrote Lenny and
Squiggy Yes, and I was like Tyler Tyler Parir like hello, yeah,
yeah, he just pops up. And then she's like, oh, he's
like let's talk. Let's just do it, okay, let's just have this
conversation like right now. But I also didn't like how so this is this
is so they're doing like a back and forth and Janet's talking to Jasmine and
and she's like, uh. Jasmine says, yeah, he was just trolling.
When he said that, She's like, so, Diddy, what'd you
find out? Did he show up to Big Bear? Was he trying to
kill us all? Was he wearing a hockey mask? And Jasmine's like,
no, he wasn't. He was just trolling. And Jane goes, I
don't like that. Oh okay, you didn't like the joke, but you
created an entire episode of people trying to get people to think he's psychotic and
he's not. So then I agree with you on that. I didn't like
his behavior in this moment, though. I don't like screaming it. I
know you no, I do it either. I like, well no,
I like abute, Like I like, straight up, you wanted to go
go all the way if you're going to do it, but you know I
didn't. You know, don't don't scream at a woman, don't scream at
anybody, don't scream at a pregnant woman. I just I was Zach needed
to take it down. He could have, but he's like, can I
talk to you? But she's being so mean about it. Like he did
start out just going like can we talk? Yes, but she's decided she's
like yeah, like I And also Janet is doing this thing right before he
walks over where she's like yeah, like I've always been like trying to be
the bigger person by letting Zach be my friend, and like you know,
I keep putting like the past behind us. But like you know what,
I don't like Zach. I just don't vibe with him. Well, he
also lost his mind and we won't go into it, but I know you
can relate to this. When he found out that he was secretly on speaker
with other people in the room, so that's about to happen, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yes, And I understood him on that. I was
like, oh, that would make me crazy, because I know that's why
I said. I thought, I know it happened to you and it was
insane, and it stayed with you for like decades, Like it it's not
something you'd forget. So I can see why he'd be really pissed about that,
especially two guys that don't like him. Yes, and also right here
for this is like right before this happens, when she's when he says,
can we talk alone? And then she's like, if you want to have
any conversation with me, you can do it in front of these women,
as if he's dangerous, right, I can't be alone with him. Like
if she had just talked to him alone, I have a feeling he could
have been calm, but she puts him in such a weird situation and then
she doesn't even let him talk at all. She goes, let's just get
one thing straight. I didn't send Jack's over to uninvite you. I never
said to go and deliver that message. I plan to tell you on the
phone, but you were super aggressive and I didn't want that energy. So
if you start with that, first of all, that's a lie, because
you did send Jack's over. You did send Jack's over to uninvited and now
you're lying. So I feel like, if I'm Zack, I'm just starting
to get pissed, right I'm starting to be like, you're gaslighting me right
now, like of course you did that, and now you're trying. And
so when I got upset by that and called you and your freaking minions were
listening in, you're trying. Now you're changing it. So I get mad
and now you're like, well, now you're mad, that's why you're really
not invited anywhere. It's yeah, well, also, okay, I will
I want to say this about Zach. Though all of that I agree with,
but I want to say about Zach. He has so many like one
liners that he prepared, and it drives me like he's like she's like the
Queen of England because she's dead to me, and I'm like trying to think
of like all the other things he came up with that he didn't use,
Like she's like the Queen of England. We're gonna spill the tea. She's
like the Queen you know. Just there was probably like his twenty and also
calling those guys like the crock of Shit boys or whatever. He was calling
them. It was something something the Crock Boots Boys. Yeah, the Crock
Boots Boys, the crack of Shit bull Boots, cracked Shit and boots over
here. But he said it so many times. It's like, I know
you're trying to make a T shirt or a bumper sticker, but like that
ain't it. No, it's gonna I'm not buying the Crock of Shit Boots
T shirt. No, He's just no. He and I'm with you,
like once this happened, what Jianna is like, I don't need this.
And then then Zach loses his mind. He's get the fuck out of here,
Get out of here. And then Jason walks over and he's like,
don't talk to my wife like that or I will wreck you. And ben
Zach is like acting like he's gonna fight Jason. Yeah, yeah, well
that was weird too, and Jason. I'm glad Jason stood up like that.
I'm so I pause, I'll pause, Okay, okay. So then
Janet is then she goes crazy back to and she's or talking and she's like
to her friends and she's like it's done. I don't need trash in my
life. Lose or lose or loser. She's just a bitch. I do
not like her. She's not nice. She thinks she's manipulating everybody, and
I'm so glad that people started calling her out on it. So then Zack
Yeah does the thing where he's like, wow, she had other people listening
to the conversation. That's just a mean girl thing. So then Jasmine is
like, Janet, just chill a little bit, and then Janet loses her
mind at Jasmine Yeah, and it's like, oh, fine, you want
to have his back, go ahead. So that this is where things just
start to get crazy. So then Zach's at his table and Brittany kind of
comes over, and then Zach's being bad too. He's like, oh girl,
sit down, sit down, Brittany, I got to tell you what's
going on. Janet has her men's around her with their crack boots and they're
all like, Janet, Janet, you're the best, You're the best.
And then Michelle goes Zach like, you can't be mean to a pregnant woman,
like she could lose the baby. No, she can't. She's not
gonna lose the baby because somebody's calling her out on her behavior. She can't
her blood pressure go up. Can't like something happen that's like not good for
the baby. I do feel like it's not I feel like she shouldn't go.
She shouldn't be an asshole and like do all this is where I am.
She's not in danger, she could just calm herself. So then she
so then Janet is like with Jasmine, she can't let it go. She's
like, okay, so you know what, like he wasn't nice to me,
and I'm just not gonna I'm gonna just like not invite him to my
baby shower. Okay, so like I'm justified. I'm justified in not having
him at my baby shower. Okay, do you approve of this? And
Jazzin's like no, like I don't like this, like he's my friend too,
like why are you doing this? Basically, and then she starts crying,
and then Janet is just like completely disassociated and she's like, yeah,
I want to cry too, but I'm just going to do it at home.
But yeah, because I can't because I have to like you know,
punch myself in order to crt because I have no feels because like you said,
she's a total sociopath. So then Jasmine is like not a sociopath and
she's having feelings about this and she'll drinking. So then Janet goes, this
was such a telling, This was a crazy moment. Janet says to camera,
She's like, yeah, this is kind of new territory for me.
Like, usually Jasmine and I have common enemies. I haven't had Jasmine be
my enemy before. Well, bitch, Janet, Jasmine doesn't have to be
your enemy. You are making her your enemy. You're you're diabolical, right,
I don't like it. Okay, let's get back to the only one
right is now drunk and she's to her I want to adapt to and he's
like, I need you to be sober right now. After he gave her
a shot. Yes, he is insane. So then everybody's riled. And
then why does he want her to be sober because of him? He's like,
you can't get too drunk because I have to give a speech. Like
anybody cares about his stupid, stupid speech. Nobody cares, Like he's no
one's listening. You're not even on like a stage, you don't have a
microphone. You just like went to the corner of the room and you're like
guys spend a lot of money, does a dream come true? Right?
They'd done it without my wife? Uh yeah, you could have probably and
you wanted to, right right, But also let's not forget that. Now
Janet is like telling Crock Boots and her other gaze. She's like, yeah,
like I know who my true friends are, and like when I have
this baby, like I know who I don't want my child to be around,
which is including Jasmine. Now she's just weaponizing having a baby to such
a degree that I it's torture to me. Well, now this is your
dream true. Because Kristen and Michelle have a conversation. Kristen's like Janet started
everything. This was Janet's doing. Now, having known Kristin over the years
personally but enough through TV, who knows Kristin and Janet are equally diabolical and
insane, you know. I mean, I don't know. It's hard with
and again, I just don't understand why they just blew Like Kristen just basically
was a friend of the show by the end, Yeah, did that to
herself, must have, I guessed, But why, like why unless they
just were like, hey, why don't we do it? We'll just push
her out. We don't like her, but we'll just we'll take over,
which is what they're kind of accusing Janet of doing. That's what I I
mean. It's now me, having not watched her, I barely remember her
being on vander Pump, you know, because I missed some seasons in there,
I feel like it is I feel like it is Michelle's doing that.
It's Michelle, I mean Janet Janet Sorry, right, yeah, I mean
I think it's both. They're both crazy. And it's also now because they're
saying, Okay, Janet plants all these seeds of gossip, which okay,
that's true. Kristen's pretend screaming. She doesn't seem to care. But then
I was confused. She's like, I'm like, she's leaving, She's going
to leave the party. She's there for like twenty minutes, right, So
then this part was really good. Jasmine goes to talk to Jack's and this
is like right before he's going to go give a speech. Even so,
even though he's super focused on his bar and it's opening night, we have
to bring this. Jasmine's like, no drama is you know, the hierarchy
is drama than your bar so Jazon's like, listen, Janet is out there
saying that you shouldn't have that you shouldn't have told Zach that he wasn't invited
to the baby moon. And Jackson's like, oh, I was just the
messenger. And Jazzon's like, I know, so you need to go shut
that shit down. So jacks is like, yeah, I was about to
go give a speech to all these people that are here for my bar opening,
but first of all, I'm going to get in a fight with Janet.
He's like, let I cut this off at the head. So yeah,
he marches over. So he goes up to her and he's like,
hey, so, uh, why are you denying that you told you told
me to go not to go, disinvite to go tell Zak he's not allowed
to go to the baby moon. And she knows, oh really, Oh
I told you to uninvite everyone. And Jackson's like everyone, no, you
told me to disinvite Zach. And then Janet is like I'm not going to
deal with this. Good luck with your bar. But then she proceeds to
not leave right And I believe Jackson that moment I did because he was losing
his mind. He was like, wait what, no, you said specifically
these two people. He he's such a liar that it's crazy that I believe
him, but yes, in this moment I did, right, So then
yeah, this is so. Then Kristen goes and tries to talk to Michelle,
and Michelle's like really really really cold, and she's like, Okay,
I see what's happening. We're never going to be friends. You don't like
me, but for what it's worth, you know, Janet, yeah did
everything? So now on all that, Yeah, Jax gives his speech,
pretend to like Brittany. For a second, I was like, just shut
up, shut up, Jacks. Then he said he's like, we beat
all odds. What odds did you beat? I mean you beat all odds
by still being on a reality show. Yes, that's this is insane.
This is just like can I move to like Siberia? Would that be better?
Do you think? I mean? It is? So today we've gotten
into We've gotten to this place with reality TV where it's all so meta,
like it's you know, we used to try to pretend that the soft scripting
was soft scripting was not, but now it's just like, okay, these
people were faking it. For the camera and then you then they and now
it's so meta that they're just like, Okay, we're going to just show
you everything that happened, right, yes, yes, which they have to
will break the fourth wall. People will love that because now that's like the
new in thing. So all right, they do their dumb speech. Now
the news comes out, we see that the Britney's moved out, and we
cut to six months later, and the bullshit thing we talked about at the
beginning of the TMZ, he just love they love the paparazzi. I just
want to be I just want to be clear with the paparazzi. Mm hmm.
And it's such bullshit no one cares. Then, so then we see
the Jesse and Michelle split. They did not split because they were already split,
and that's annoying to me. Jack's fake crying. But then we go,
okay, so forget that. Jesse and Michelle are going to have their
co parenting conversation, and like you said, he's so full of shit.
He's saying things like, oh, I was blind. I feel like an
idiot. I feel like I was blind. No, you weren't. You
knew a year ago this is over and you're just you begged her to do
it for cameras, you know, That's how it went down, right,
begged her. That's why she was so checked out the whole time. Yes,
like having to pretend that this total bullshit, right, And that's when
he brings up like you have the night food, right, She's like,
yes, of course I know how to do this. You're the idiot.
It was so so stupid, And I wrote this down. This shocked me
that I had these feelings. But I was like, God, how awful.
There must have been something we didn't see that Jesse did. Maybe people
on Reddit know something he did that made her this cold, because she is
really like she went to some therapy, she did some work where she has
a boundary up that's so that he's not getting in. So what did he
do? I think? I I mean, it could be it could be
worse. It could be I don't know if it's cheating. He claims he
didn't cheat, but but I think that she told him over and over and
over, like you, this isn't working. You have to wake up with
the bag, like you have to help me, like I'm all by myself
here. And I think he just wouldn't. I think he was probably mean,
and then it was you know, and this is happens, you know,
and then was acted like surprise that she was like well and fuck off.
Well also I would say, I mean, that was such a sad
conversation because they're getting riled up and the kid is right there. That made
me really sad. That was real reality. You can't fake that. I
bet you people were triggered by that. People that parents spot, Yes,
it was so sad and the you know, the kids just watching from the
and that makes me mad, that kind of stuff, because that could be
production that stops it, like all right, you know what your daughter is
listening right now, let's go ahead and call this for now. You could
be a better person. And in fact, if you want to show that,
if you want to break the fourth wall, just have a producer step
in and go let's let's let's tone it down. You're in point to the
kid, like, especially since I completely I agree with you one hundred percent.
And because as we know from being in reality TV, uh and people,
you don't have to be in reality TV to see how fake this is.
It's the producers are telling them to have a conversation about this, right,
it's the producer's own fault, right, this conversation on. I mean,
I don't know they might be having it anyway, but you know they're
having it for camera, right. So she leaves and it's sad. They
pack all that what up and so that now Janet has had her kid and
the ladies are all hanging out. That's you know, they're going to have
like their all their little conversations, which like we don't care about now.
It's just you know, it's just bad producing at this point. I think,
now we have to have a recap of the ship that we just saw.
But I thought it was interesting when Brittany came over. So Brittany comes
over and she's I don't know, she felt like pretty real. Yeah,
I definitely shot yes of course immediately maybe she's off the thing. And you
know, late they're all kind of listening, like Brittany's like, yeah,
Jack's Jack's was the drinker. That was kind of a surprise too. They're
like when did this start? Is like, hey, just get real,
Maine, he get he'd go out on that and whatever and then he'd be
roll hung over. So now they're both accusing each other of the same thing
exactly, which was weird, and she was saying basically, she finally got
it, she woke up, and I liked that moment where she's like,
oh he's abusive, yes, yes, thank you, spill it. And
then then they have a conversation, right was that after that where Jackson Britain
so he so, yeah, basically she's told tells the girls though, She's
like, I had to move out because he wouldn't leave, and she's like
things got real bad when the cameras starts, things got real bad, real
bad. He said horrible, horrible things to me, and I had to
move out because he wouldn't leave. And the women are like what the fuck,
Like that's not right, Like you had to take your kid and leave,
Like no, the guy should leave, Like that's crazy. So then
she uh, so, then Jacks is talking to Jason, so they're all
the guys are getting together and the girls are getting get Jack says to Jason
like, yeah, so Britney left with Cruise like there was no cheating,
nothing happen, like we just we just weren't getting along, you know.
Yeah, So then that's when and then they flashed back to Brittany and she
said he was so drunk eve or Na that we see a retro a retrospective
of Jack's just being a fucking asshole. So then Jack says to Jason,
He's like, yeah, there's like something wrong with me, Like I need
to see a therapist. I've got to get on medication because I'm just telling
you that if I don't, And she comes back like we're just going to
have a fucking huge fight, right, which is like not attracted to us
on camera. Jack's right, like you're basically threatening her, like saying like
I don't know what's going to happen. So then the girls are saying to
Brittany, so like are you like just done? Are you done? Like
are you really seeing this? And she goes, well, I feel like
I'm at the tipping point, but maybe not all the way. I done,
Like I don't want to let my family down. Oh that was so
sad. That made me so sad because like, but then later it felt
like she didn't mean that that she she was done. She's done, so
she lives, so this is her. So she goes back to her house
to pack up some stuff and Jack's this was I thought this was just the
best scene because Jacks walks in and he's such a dick and he's just like,
yeah, so uh, touch his teeth cocaine. He's like yeah,
so uh what's the plan? And she's just like, oh, hell no.
She's like, you're not going to just sit there all calm and cool,
not taking into accountability for how you've treated me all these years. J
X. Right then I wrote for some reason, we see the two hours
earlier Zach. Oh, okay, so they do a flashback to what happened
literally two hours before this was filmed. It's Zach talking with Kristen and Brittany
about how scary Jack's well okay, and Kristin did a thing that I hate
so much. So she Kristen's reminding Brittany of all the terrible things Jack said.
She's like yeah, she like reiterates that. She's like, yeah,
he says you're fat and lazy, Like she doesn't need to be really,
she doesn't need to be told again what I said. And of course Kristina
has to get that on camera because she's just kind of just like that.
She just doesn't either she's really doesn't get it or she's just trying to like
shade everybody all the time. And I don't think she dislikes Britney, but
I just thought that that was a really shitty thing to say. That's so
mean. I know it was. It was ridiculous. So then that's when
Brittany that she calls. They show them together and Brittany calls Jack's out for
doing therapy for camera. She's like, when did you call the therapist yesterday?
Well, you quote it called two months ago. But he didn't even
call the therapist. That's the thing, because then they show him talking to
keep doing a thing to camera, saying that he didn't go right, and
then the producer's like, so wet, So what happened. He goes,
yeah, I didn't go The producer goes, oh, because you are like
scared or whatever got triggered, and he goes, no, it's just too
far. Yeah, too far. Too far is like Malibu. It's such
an asshole that he like thinks it's adorable, and then he sort of gaslights
her again. He blames her for everything. I was just like, fuck
you, Jacks, you know, And I really this was my biggest thing
from the end of the whole thing, is like just I hate that he's
famous. I hate that any of them are famous. Yep, And I
know that's the whole. It's so tricky because that's like what we talk about,
but I just he's not a good guy. I think let's make a
plea that reality shows put like a few more heroes. We need the heroes.
You can do the villains, you need them to to make the show
work, but we need like more people that we can go like it used
to be Bethany, and obviously that changed. Yeah, we need more Carols.
So Brittany is like just really holding her own. She's don't try to
shut me down because I'm calling you out, Jacks. And then but then
this made me sad for her. She just keeps going like do you even
want me back? Oh no, he doesn't want you back. He's so
happy. He keeps going like, well, it's been really nice, like
this space, like you you wanted space, and like I've had this happen
to me and with breakups. This happened to me with the guy that left
me to go to Italy. Okay, he broke up with me. He
got a passport without me knowing, he moved to Italy. But he told
me to my face, like no, we're still together, Like we're gonna
be together. We're gonna just we're just gonna be a part for six months.
It's gonna be six months. I'll come back in three months and visit
you know, you can come to visit me, right. But then as
soon as he left, as soon as he went to Italy, he cried
at the airport. He acted like he was so sad, like this was
terrible. Soon as he got there, he hardly ever, he didn't try
to reach out to me. He didn't call me, so he kind of
forced me into breaking up with him, right, And then he was like,
no, no, I don't want to break up. And then a
week later we talked and he was like, yeah, that was for the
best. And I was like, wait, I thought, like you were
so sad about it. I thought you wanted to be together. He's like,
no, I am, I'm super sad, but like I just think
it was probably the best thing. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what Jack's
That's exactly what he's doing that the whole Like, you know, I used
to have that joke about it is like you know, you try to do
that, you try to be terrible to make them break up with you.
It's like those pants look terri. You go, oh god, you look
fat in those jeans, right, and then when you're like what And then
the joke is that you never do it and you pretend like you don't understand
what they're doing, which is kind of what Brittany did, right, Like
are you mister grumpy pants today? You're mister grumpy pants. I'm gonna give
you one more time. And you're like, please don't give me one more
time. I don't want a pass. I want you to break up with
me exactly, I know, I know, and exactly did it and it
was yeah. She's like, I mean, did you even want do you?
Are you even attracted to me? He's like, clearly, not right,
I'm not sex with you in like two years. Right. She's like,
are you even trying to get me back? And he's like no.
She's coming back from the car. Do you realize that you lost the best
person in your life? No, She's like, because if you were really
trying to get me back, Jack, she would go to therapy and he's
like, yeah, I just I would, right, And I didn't go
to therapy. He said no, no, you do thep and she's like,
I can't do mayo. Ja, don't try to make me do mayoth.
You know I hate it. You're the smart one. And then she
goes. She goes, Jake's you took away my safe space. This was
my home and you took it away and I had to leave, and Jacks
goes, why I mean you could be here. She's like, Jack's,
you know, you're talking all nice for the cameras, but once I leave,
you're gonna start rage, texting me horrible things like that I have no
friends and I'm fad. And he's like, what you talking about? Do
you know? He's like, I never said you didn't have friends. You
didn't like, go on the other thing. Listen, I never said,
of course you have friends. Yeah, well okay. And then this was
the best. This was the very best part because he's trying. He's such
a liar. He's like, what are you talking about? You have friends?
Why would I say that? I would never say that, And she
goes and don't go tailing people. Don't go telling pop rotts. Don't go
telling people that I moved back in, you know, just because they saw
me over here. Don't go tell and he's like, what are you You're
crazy. I would never do that. She's like, oh really, bitch,
and she plays him in interview with Page six where he's like, yeah,
we're living together. What are you talking about? That's crazy. No,
we're didn't break up. We lived together. And he's like, oh,
well, well, I mean sorry, he might as well just said
yeah, for the camera for the show, obviously, just let's dig in
there. We're gonna do the whole thing. Let's go, let's go really
show these people turn it on its head, because there's no other way to
make it work, because we're too smart for this shit. And then it
was sad they showed them together the last nine years when they met at Hooters.
They just show who but they just showed different shots of Hooters. They
just show other waitresses at Hooters that were friends with them in like slow motion
with their boobs, like in slow mo, that's their that's their sweet moment
a Hooters. Oh that's the Hooters in Hollywood. Well, absolute Hooters in
Studio City. That's the Hooters and Oxnard way wasn't too far when you wanted
to go to Hooters and Oxnard. Then I thought this was really important.
This is like, right towards the very very end, Jack's I don't know
if he thinks what he's doing, but but I've had this happen to me
too. Jackson is just like, you know what, You're right, there's
something wrong with me. I just keep a lot inside, like a lot
of like you know, childhood stuff, trauma. It's all inside, and
then it comes out in aggression and meanness towards you. You know, it's
my family. It's my family. We couldn't really express our emotions, like
we're all like that. What do you expect her to do with that information?
Years later, you've been abusive all this time, and now you're gonna
you want forgiveness because you're like, this is how I was raised. I
can't I do this thing. I'm calling myself out. Thank god she didn't
go, oh, I know, feel bad for you. She was just
like, well, I'm leaving. Let's let's try not to fight in front
of cruise, and I hope they stay to it. If they get back
together, I'm pretty pissed. And then there's that last moment where she gets
in the car and drives away and he for cameras. Wait, Brittany Brittany
forgot. I think she forgot something that didn't feel to me like a wait,
Brittany, don't go. It felt like, oh shit, Brittany,
you forgot your cell phone? Right, But they tried to play it that
way. I know, I know, but I didn't fall for that because
it didn't sound like that and whatever, and then she drives off, Brittany,
you forgot your diaphragm. You shouldn't have been First of all, people
don't really even use those anymore. If they do, you shouldn't have been
half using it because we're trying to get pregnant. Member, we love each
other. M mm wait, I'm out, Okay, speaking of love,
this was rough for me. I have to tell you because I don't know
if you guys could hear this, but lot going on over here. I'm
sorry. I'm sorry about that. But who we love the most and I
like that it's nice and quiet now for us to say hello to people that
are on our Patreon. I think it's only appropriate that we do a Britney
voice though through the UG I mean, obviously, Jacks, I mean don
Lee knows that she knows, which why is it she knows where to put
the Amman plants, get them up in your cheeks, get your inplant.
I want I'm a little bit. I want implants in my cheeks and they're
like Brittany, that's just called fillers. We're not gonna call it. I
want boobs in my cheeks, do it so. Cassie Wildsworth knows Share Biker,
Jenny Harden and Jane McMurray, uh and Yard Brother boobs, jacks,
giants, give Shelley Colaviate something up top you know what I mean? And
a bottom bottom Sherry Shannon, Tama Adams, Sherry's singer, Random My Ames,
Paul Solely Sullivan and STEVENA. Rinker. Thank you guys. We are
so sorry. But we also have people on our business show. Why don't
you let's talk about Laura Stewart. She's got Aspire Counseling Denver. Okay,
this is the website for it. Keep this in mind right now. It's
called Denver Brainspotting dot com. And it's a practice in Colorado, but it's
you can You don't have to live in Colorado to do this. They specialize
in trauma work and they do remote brain mapping, neurofeedback and coaching and it's
a subscription service and it includes multiple brain map assessments, brain training, and
remote coaching. So anyway, it's available all over the US. All you
need to have at your house is something called a mind lift, uh,
and you can get this. It's a headset and they sell it for you.
So go to Denverbrainspotting dot com and find out what this is all about.
It's really really cool. Also, why don't you tell us about Jessica
Tepper's book. Our friend Jessa Tepper has a book called Deceitful Reflection. It's
on Amazon and it's all the things we're looking for. It's really good.
I started. It's excellent, you guys. And it's suspense, mystery near
like the cheating husband, revenge, all this stuff. It's very well written.
Again, it's called Deceitful Reflection by Jessica Tepper and it's on Amazon.
So check that out, okay. And then also our usuals. We've got
my friend Adam Lerner who is a car broker. He's got a company it's
called Adams Got a Car dot com. If you want to buy a car,
listen. You don't have to commit to him, you can just use
the service you can text him. You can say, Hey, I'm looking
to start the process of buying a car. What do you think? What
should I get? What's on sale right now? And he's like loves to
educate people with stuff like that. Also, Ishan Vajpe wants you to know
about the Rotary Club. We've been telling you about it for a while,
but you know, don't sleep on the Rotary Club. Go to Rotari dot
org. Also, our friend Jamie Val has a company called Spitfire Social and
she can help small to medium size businesses with their social media marketing, which
is so huge these days. It's really the only way to go to get
your business off the ground. And like it's hard to do it by yourself.
You need somebody else knowledge to the insta video like the stories and TikTok
and all the stuff. Like she knows exactly how to market that stuff to
get your business off the ground. So Spitfiresocial dot com. Yep. Also,
uh, why don't you stay tuned later today for our episode of ninety
Day Fiance Love in Paradise where we are discussing Uh, yeah, the season
four it's really funny. Yeah, no, it's great. It's so much
better than we thought it was so yeah, so stay with us and next
week Surprise Bachelor. We're starting back like we've got, starting with our castros.
We're really excited about this. Yeah. I think it's gonna be a
good season. I know we always say that, but I actually really do
this time. Yep. All right, love you guys. Bye, Sorry
for everything. Bye,