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Chrysler Dods jeep Ram. It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello
and welcome. Thanks for getting your pun on, Thanks for telling a friend
and then the friends telling on me. So somebody said to me, hey,
did you tell that story I told you on the podcast? I go,
what the story I told you the last time you were in you told
her on the podcast. I don't know. I talk a lot. I
can't remember what I've said. So that thing about the kids in school,
and I go, oh, yeah, well you shouldn't interfere it. Yeah
I did, but no names were mentioned. Well, my friend's friend's husband
is a huge fan and he knew it was me. What do you want
me to do? Congratulations, that's it. You walk away a winter.
Yeah, that's right. So it's been a interesting twenty four thirty six hours
for me. Oh okay, knowing in a really in a really great way.
Oh good, you're not. A while back I did a one on
one with a professor from Saint John Fisher, doctor h why am I deep?
No? No, Doctor Rice rob Rice. Rob Rice is the head
of the psychology department. He was a U of R undergrad. He's from
Rochester and he got his PhD over at U of R. And he also
has a private practice. And he listened to me on the radio and he
really he was a fan, and he lived near where I lived. I
didn't know him. He when he came in here, he said, yeah,
remember running into you on Halloween. You were taking your youngest son,
Jamison around. So uh. We did an interview about his book, and
during that time, he was talking to me about how he went to a
Harvard psychology conference and while he was there, he was sitting on a bench
in between things outside with his wife and a man walked up to him kind
of in this all white, sort of flowing robe and said, the universe
sent me here to talk to you. And I think rob Rice is like,
it's this right, So I usually get that from homeless people. Let
me tell you joke, Yeah, this was the universe sent me. If
someone walked up to you and said, the universe sent me to see you,
Kevin, what's your first reaction. You're a cynical dick, what's up?
Oh? Really, you would be what's up? Okay? Okay,
what would you say? You might be a little more close to that.
No, I want to see would you would? Okay? I would because
like it's intellect it's intellectually dishonest to just dismiss the person. So I want
to hear what they have to say. That's fair. I like that.
So he said that. I think he was kind of opening. Rob at
the time told me and I couldn't remember what it was. And my I
was talking to my sister and she said, I went back and listened to
the podcast. He had type one diabetes. He didn't know it. He
had hiked off forty six peaks and the Anarondecks with one of his daughters.
I think another daughter wanted to do it. Maybe I'm getting the story mixed
up. And while he was hiking some of the mountains and some of these
peaks get pretty treacherous. There are some people who will tell you that the
Anorondicks are more treacherous to hike than some of the Rockies because the Rockies have
switched backs and they don't have that in the Anarondicks. It's basically straight up
and down and the switchback gives you a little bit of you know, you're
going higher. But yeah, I think, and it's great and somewhat up
right straight up. So he uh, he said, but I had to
quit one time. I couldn't do it. We didn't know what was happening.
He was having all this test done and all these things and Doctor Deep,
doctor Deep Singh is his name. Doctor Deep said, uh, you
know, let's meet after one of the sessions. And he said, I
said okay, and I came out and I walked out of one of the
sessions. There's doctor Deep. And he brought me over to a bench and
he sat down and he did something called he did healing. He's a healer.
W's right. So he put his fingers on his wrist and did pulse
healing. And Rob talks all about this. You can go back and find
the podcast and the Bilified archives there. And I don't remember what episode it
was. So he said that Doctor Deep gave him three years that were blocking
his life. Three years that something happened that sort of separated your inner being
from your physical being, like your soul, right, you put some blockage
in there. That's where many teachers of this and maybe even Jesus, but
we didn't get that exactly. Believe that majority of who you are is the
non physical, and what you are physically in this body is not entirely who
you are, and that when there's a separation between the two, that's where
disease comes in. That's where upsetment, ailman, stiff, you know all
these things. So he tells me all about this guy and uh, he
said, I did this, and he had knotty water, energized water that
he would put like energy into. He said, I gotta tell you,
I did two sessions with the guy. I felt incredibly better on my energy
back. I went back to doctors. They couldn't figure out why I was
doing so much better. It's all in the in the podcast. So then
he said he brought doctor Deep saying, two Saint John Fisher. There at
Saint John Fisher, I believe in the Wegman school of nursing is a fountain
that you can go. Anybody can go with water and get this energized knotty
water. They bought a rod, just a just a rod, and they
bought it at home depot and they brought it over and doctor Singh. Doctor
Deep Singh energized it okay, and they put it in the water and it's
supposed to be healing and you can have it. Just give you this one
weird story. Rob tells it I believe on the podcast. He picked up
the rod at Home Depot with doctor Singh through in the bed of his pickup
truck. They're driving back. Doctor Singh said, should you tie that down?
He's like, nah, that'll be fine. They get back to Saint
John Fisher. Doctor Singh is going to meet with some of the faculty in
a one on one healing session for different faculty members at doctor Rice's office.
He gets out of the truck, he looks in the back the rod's God,
it's not there. So he says to doctor sing I'm gonna get you
set up. I'll run back to Home Depot. We need this for the
ceremony. We're gonna be doing it. And he goes, we have about
thirty five minutes to no problem, and doctor Singh, according to Rob,
Bryce, said don't worry, it's coming. And he said, well,
now I'm just gonna run back. He goes, no need, it's coming,
It'll be here. And so doctor said, Doctor w reisigeah or whatever
gets him up in the office set up and kind of said to me.
I think he said it was kind of like bothering me because I'm like,
I just got to get this done. We lost the rod. I'll get
the rod, he said. I get doctor Sing in my office, faculty
memory comes in, I leave them, I walk out, I walk out
of the building, and the security guard goes, hey, did this fall
off your truck like it felt? And doctor Sing had said it was coming.
Now sounds all supernatural and weird. The other side of this is they've
had some real scientists who have been studying the effects of water and the healing
on the body, and they've done studies where the gene helix actually opens up
to molecules in the water and it's not the hydrogen and oxygen but something else
in the water, and they can't really figure out what it is. I
don't know. I know the H two, it's the two, I don't
know. So there was a whole scientific study with scientists and I think an
acoustic physicist from Harvard and somebody else from some MIT and they all met in
New York City this summer and doctor Deep Sing was there presenting and doctor rob
Rice went down to meet him, and they decided that doctor Singh was going
to come back to Saint John Fisher and do a whole lecture this week.
So he said, I was trying to think of people who would be open
to this kind of thing. We like, what what do you believe?
And that sort of thing. And he said to me when he came on
the podcast, I hear you and I hear and it sometimes will slip out
what I have come to believe over the years of what everything's about. And
he said to me, he sent me a picture from New York City.
He said, I'm thinking of who if I bring doctor If doctor Deep comes
back to Rochester and goes to Fisher, who would I have a meet who
would be open to maybe a healing or talking to him? And he said,
I look up and I'm standing outside Moran's Pub in New York City And
he sent me a picture. He snapped the picture and sent it to me.
So, you know, I and I have not I've never really talked
about this very much, but I have been become somewhat of a for a
couple of years, I'd say probably five the last five years really kind of
follow this Abraham Hicks. Abraham Hicks is somebody who is a conduit for spirit
to come in and tell you. And what the spirit tells you is shit.
That I've come to practice and believe meditation, allow to come in.
That everything is good, that when you die, it is when you leave
this body, and that most of you is non physical, not physical,
that when you die that it is pure bliss because there's there's no resistance.
All the resistance we put in our life, the blockets, the things that
muck us up, slow us down, make us angry, get pissed off,
we get distracted, we're pit at this that it's just nothing. And
that's where I have said, go for the better feeling thought. I've learned
that from Abraham Hickson. I do believe that our brain is a magnet.
And I mean, I'll just throw this out there. If you've ever gotten
up and stubbed your toe, spilled your coffee, your motherfucking everything, you'll
go out the door. You slam the door, It catches you to the
bag you got over your shoulder. Nag, get open it up, fucking
thing. You get in the car, you drive three miles and you get
in an accident. It's momentum. All this shit just keeps going. I
really do believe that there is some of that. She brings up the Bible
often Abraham Hicks, and this is what was meant. I do think that
it's sometimes a better explanation I've ever heard in churches or anything, and that
why not be able to live like you died? Now? That give up
the resistance and let it go. But you need the resistance to know what
you want and know what you do want. You just can't focus on what
you don't want. You want to go for the feeling of what you have.
Those are the things that I have been filling myself with for about five
years. So yesterday this sounds so fucking weird. I can't believe I'm saying
all this. So and I grew up in a church and all, and
I'm not saying that these aren't there, But I think that there's some of
the teachings that even Jesus had or are are very are are of this of
all the great teachers, the things he said, Buddhist said are very similar
to what Jesus said if we actually broke it down. So I get a
I got an email and I had corresponded with doctor Rice and he said,
would you like to come for a healing with Doctor Deep? And I said,
yeah, sure. So yesterday I went over for part one and I
was a little nervous and I wasn't sure, and my day was kind of
funky. And I'm in the shower and I'm trying to pick the years that
this guy's going to tell me, and I'm thinking, how old was I
when I was molested? That'd be nineteen, And did you give you the
years of the break round then? So I'm thinking to myself all this different
stuff, and I go, I wonder what it's going to be. So
I show up like right at three o'clock and I walk into doctor Rice as
a private practice as well that deals with a lot with children and things.
And I'm not going to go into too much stuff on the microphone about some
of the things, but I all of a sudden here comes this Indian gentleman
and he says, are you Bill And I said yes. He said Hi,
I'm doctor Deep, and he said, uh, I was just gonna
go to the bathroom, but if you'd like to go down, it's the
room on the right. So we go down, and I didn't bring water
with me. I had water in the truck, but I drank half of
it, and I figured, no big deal. So he said, well,
we'll get you a bottle of water. So they get a bottle of
water, and then he he and I talked, and all of a sudden
I noticed he's like there was something very very calming about this guy, like
like like, I mean, just like you were, because I was,
Oh, man, I was a little freaked out, like what's gonna happen?
What is he gonna tell me? What mistakes with me? But like,
what what do I really fucked up here? You know? When did
you become Jimmy Schuber? Wow? So I'm thinking, man, this is
strange. So I he comes in, but he's sort of like petting my
hand almost, and and for whatever, I didn't have the mean if I
were sitting at a bar and said somebody did this something stranger, I'm talking
to be like what the fuck? Man? You know, but I didn't
even have that instinct. And we sat there and there was nothing, and
then he says to me, okay, and doctor Ray said, I'll get
water. So he said, close your eyes, take your index finger and
your thumb touched together on both hands, turn his hand over and he just
holds your wrists and he squeezes and he lets go, and he squeezes and
he lets go. He said he was gonna do it for two minutes.
I will tell you that. I only because you probably have this too.
Radio wise. You kind of know what sixty seconds is because you had to
talk in sixty second chunks for commercials you were recorded, or go to the
bathroom in sixty seconds run back, So I think it was longer than that.
And then he said okay, and then he wanted he put his hands
on my head and he did the same thing. And then he said to
me, do you have some stiffness in your body? Ever muscle or joint
stiffness? And I said, yeah, I do. He said lower back.
I said yeah, lower back. I said my ankles sometimes knees,
you know, elbows from boxing. And he goes. And then he said,
do you ever have pain here? And he's pointing down. He goes,
I don't mean your chest, I mean like acid reflux. I said,
wow, yeah, I had a narrowing of the esophagus that I actually
had to go and get scoped on and I was on medication and it's all
cleared. But he said, okay, yeah, and then he said to
me and he gave me years years I didn't even think of, like I
never thought of, but years when I actually went, oh my god,
that was that year? Were some of that. We've all had years that
were just a little tougher than others. Yes, right, okay. So
I was like, damn, and I'm sitting there and I'm talking to him,
and then he mentions like, one wasn't a year, one was years,
it was a block, twenty tuesday. It wasn't it wasn't it wasn't.
No, no, And he said to me, and then I will
admit because I admit everything that I just I everybody has cried at some point
in their lives, but this wasn't like ooh, this was just like tears
just started running down my face. And I'm like, I'm embarrassed, and
I'm talking like I am now and he goes, no, because it's over,
it's done, it's all gone, all that's gone, all of it
is gone. You are And he said to me, we're closing the gap
between your physical self and your other self. He said, this what we
are doctor Deep believes is two percent of who we are, and he goes,
what an unbelievable engineer to put all this in two percent ninety eight percent
of what we are? We don't even know. And he believes that water
has this healing power. And there's all. So I sat and I'm supposed
to be half hour, an hour, an hour, and then something happened
that I don't I will not say on the microphone. I'll maybe I'll tell
you guys later. But it was absolutely confirming everything that happened in that room,
and it came from doctor Rice, who was not in the room for
the whole doctor steep sing thing, not not in there, not in there
at all. So Doctor Singh put his hand over the water. You get
the fresh bottle of water, or have me open it up, have me
hold it, puts it and says, think of where you want the energy
to flow. So I think the things I want the energy to go to,
which I know sounds like voodoo to everybody, and it's very, very
weird. I will also tell you that there was someone coming in after me,
and I think doctor sing would have sat with me for another two hours
just talking. And because he was saying things like you have to have action,
and I said, yeah, but I think it's inspired action. He
goes, yes, when the universe tells you they're looking, it wants you
to do something. When you're inspired, you have to do it. But
when you're blocked, you've got fear. You're trying to protect yourself, trying
to protect your heart. And he did say to me, he said,
you don't blame people for anything in your life. And I said, no,
I don't. I believe and I do believe this, and I know
that this is something that's hard for a lot of people because when we think
about it, what do most of us do? We react right where we
have knee jerk reactions to someone else and we go, well, if they
didn't, I wouldn't. And it's because of the stuff that I've been really
studying with this Abraham Hicks, that I've come to every single thing that happens
in your life, every single solitary thing is your fault. If someone hit
you with the car with their car, it's your fault. And I know
that sounds fucked up and strange, but there's a reason. There's something you
did that brought that in. People get very upset with that they do,
because it would be things like well why no, but I mean, okay,
but the people who's part of it, the part of this belief would
be and this is where maybe I wobble on a little bit. But if
you have a child with you know, some kind of disability, you go,
well, what that could that be? Well, maybe it's teaching you
unconditional love, which I don't think human beings can have. But have you
seen children with disabilities that have unconditional love? I've seen it. Yeah,
yeah, and that maybe that's their incredible I don't know. I don't know.
I don't want to. So I today was like the follow up day.
So he said to me, you have a very good heart, You're
very open heart. And something happened when doctor Rice came in the room.
Doctor Rice said something to me about someone, and I just looked at Doctor
Deep and I smiled, and he went, I know, Bill, I
know. I was like, what the fuck's happening in here? Man?
So I left and I was drinking a lot. I felt great last night.
I felt great. I felt so good Danny that I and I now
my sister's wanted to turn me on. Abraham Hicks and she's very spiritual meditation.
My father built her a meditation bench. She's very into all this stuff.
So I called her to tell her. I called my mom, who
my mom is a reiki healer. I told my mother about this, and
uh. I didn't get off the phone until like ten fifteen you guys had
left. I ended up the podcast and I didn't do any of the videos
that I would normally do, and I was like, well, I'll do
him in the morning. Went home and I was just wide awake, not
tired, not anything. So I found the Halloween candy for all those kids
in your apartment compacttion you didn't give it to and I stretched out on my
couch and I ate some candy. I did wind up talking to my mother
again because she's always up late. And I'm flipping through and I saw a
show on Fuse on the grid on my I have sling. I'm looking at
it and I go, I think it's I think it's called for the Love
of Daddy or or Love Daddy's or something like that. I don't know,
so I'm thinking that's what I'm thinking. I go, this is gonna be
like, what the fuck is this? On fuse because it's an off brand
channel. Right, it's yeah, but it's kind of got cool shit.
I turn it on. No, it's two shirtless guys in their underwear on
the bed talking and the next thing I know, they're starting to make out.
So I've tried to turn it on and peterburg Cup's got a healing.
Now I'm trying to turn it off. I hit pause. I got one
guy's tongue out of his bout the other I've paused on my screen. I
can't get it off. Now made me laugh. I was like laughing.
I felt lighter. I felt like I haven't felt like this since I was
a kid. So I'm flipping around channels. I can't really find anything on.
I was watching the end of one a basketball game or something, so
I get up. I had party sized bags of Lais potato chips the plane
lays love those. Sit down, I eat both quarter of both bags,
stay up to quarter to one. End up watching an episode of Sex and
the City, which I've never used to watch. When I was married,
it was on we had HBO, so we watched it and I go I
saw it completely differently than I ever have. I go, boy, that
show to me, was a nod to old time cinema. It was almost
the way the character Carrie talked and this guy mister Big and he called her
kid and she got very may Westy like and dressed to the nines. Other
than the fact that they were filthy like in language, would never fly.
I oh, that was almost like a nod. I would love to talk
to someone who wrote it. I watched an episode and I'm like, this
show is never for me. And I went to bed at quarter to one
and I'm like, man, I've been trying to die a little bit and
I'm gonna be a fucking load. Mister Intermittent fasted hammering candy and and chips
till quarter to two in the morning. Is the beer involved? Has?
No? No, no, no no. I did see where the number
one most searched sexual position in the United States is the pretzel. Seriously,
that's the number one. Put had legs behind the head I'm guying. I
don't know. Yeah, I didn't even I didn't go looking it up.
I just saw the headline and I was like, what is that? And
then I thought, what headline? How many people are you know? There's
another one. I don't know if anybody's into the Pringle. No, I
heard of it. It's like Stockborn. It's for people who like it in
the can. You got this from doctor Deep different doctor name is doctor different
doctor D. So I'm like, I get up this morning at like I
slept till about seven fifteen, which is late for you. Yeah, and
then I'm texting you, I'm texting somebody else's texting me. I'm getting messages,
and I'm thinking that maybe the podcast didn't go out, but now it's
just people commenting on stuff, and it's more than usual. So I get
out of bed. I jump on the scale. I'm four pounds later than
I was the morning before. I go, what the fuck is going on?
Wow? I go, I don't even feel like having coffee. I
feel great jumping the shower. I had an appointment at nine thirty, so
I had laid in bed probably to like seven forty five, doing sending emails,
doing different stuff, trying to get you know, different things. Pretzel
plant. No, I never did. I go to On my way,
I go, you know what, maybe I'll stop at Starbucks. I'll get
the chocolate phone colbrew whatever. Oh, you're all in on food not Yeah,
you're all in on calory. It's all about right. So I go
and I have I'm driving and I'm going to arrive. Just about three minutes
late, I get a phone call, well, I'm on the road of
the place I'm going. That says, hey, uh, the nine am
client showed up at nine twenty. Drive slow, You're nine point thirty.
Isn't going to start on time. I'm like, look at this, Go
do that. Run to a store. Kyle Korman was in yesterday. I
told him I'll call you at eleven. I didn't call it eleven eleven oh
five. I get a text. He and I talked for like an hour.
Got a bunch of shit happening with him. I go home, I
eat, and then I go back to see doctor Deep And today it was
the same thing again. And he says, uh, we're going to clear
your heart and what's around your heart, and we're going to sync you up
now. And he said to me, you're much when we're done. He's
like, you're much lighter today. Keep drinking the knotty water, but you're
now back. I don't know. I don't know if it's placebo effect.
I can't say. I have felt like a kid, I had the eighties
channel on. I was like, every song I remember from my teenage years,
I always have it. I had a great fucking day ease flow,
and I didn't do as many promos as normally, the numbers higher than they've
been through the week in terms of downloads and stuff. Did a couple of
promos, threw something together. I was like, what is going on?
Like what is happening? And he said to me, all that blockage,
all that stuff, all the things you had to protect yourself and protect your
heart, all that you put in there, that's it, he goes,
That's where disease and everything comes from. And when we were talking yesterday,
he said, the healing power of water is amazing and they're studying it more
and more in science because no one can believe, right, he said,
but they've been able to and there are studies that they put like given somebody
a drop of water and they have not eaten or done anything for a week
and have sustained life with no problems on a drop of water. He said,
there's something very powerful. I don't know. You can think it's all
crazy, but doctor Deep is doing a presentation tomorrow at three at the Wegman
School of Nursing at Saint John Fisher University. It is open to the public.
Go check it out if you want to wow. But I I don't
know if he can make me later. Huh test if he can make me
later? I think he could. He wasn't. He didn't go, hey,
you're good at this. He just he just said to me, how
do you you know? How are you feeling it? I go, man,
I have felt great all day, like I had one thing of coffee.
I have felt like a happy kid, didn't care, like secure,
like I have no real problems. And yeah, some things still coming in.
I got texts and things that were a little heavy, and I normally
don't answer those because I have to go if My knee jerk reaction sometimes is
to like hit and I go, I don't want to do that because it's
never fucking works out for me, and I just won't answer, so I
don't and then I forget about it. Today I answered, I was like,
yeah, no, bro, it's like a scene in office space where
he can't explain. He goes till it sounds fucked up and people are gonna
go, you're insane, You're no that's cool. That's an office space though,
where he gets hit the ties and the hypnotist dies in the middle of
the hypnotism. So he just floats through the next several days because they can't
get him out of it. Did you you know? Speaking of that,
I think yesterday there was a guy who was running for like town council in
Indianapolis or something, and he's out shaking hands and greeting people as they're leaving
the polling place, and all of a sudden he collapses. They take him
to the hospital and he dies. Did he win the election? I don't
know. I could try it so hard to find out. I kind saw.
I think that's what happened to our buddy Dennis Hoff. He died before
the election. I think he ran for governor something. Oh was he governor
of Nevada. He ran for something important, and I think he won because
if you if you win and you're dead, then you could pass it on
to like somebody else, somebody else I don't know who, but yeah,
So anyway, there you go, just letting you know, I have you
kind of into that spiritual thing. And this guy said to me, too,
this is funny. When he started to touch me, and he said,
I'm not Jesus. That's what he said. And I don't know if
that's because he's in the you know, I think he lives in India.
I'm not sure, but it would be a Western thing. And Doctor Rice
even said on this podcast, I'm recovering Catholic, So I have no idea.
I will just tell you that there's some great spirituality that that happens,
some great something, some intelligence has made this planet. Did you think about
the sun rising or not rising today? The planet's spinning. At any point
the moon will be up there. Did you ever think that? No,
you didn't, because it all just happens. So I don't know. I
can't wow Doctor Rice. In the Archives episode one August tenth, you want
to go back and check it out there you go, do you tell you
any secrets with the water? Any kind of water to fill that way?
No? Any water. He just says, he gives it the naughty energy,
and then don't drink the whole thing. So when you go, if
you go to Fisher and you got it from the fountain, you just drink.
You drink it down to about a quarter and then just keep adding water
to it. The energy goes to all the water. I hope the basketball
programs are listening. I don't know. I don't know. I just coach
g let's go. I know. I debated whether or I should say anything
about this, and then I thought, I'll pull back the curtain and let
you know. Yeah, that's yes, let you know, just let you
know. Hey, another four to marrow. Let us know the Abraham.
Yeah, please let me know, especially because what do you want to know
about Abraham Abraham Hicks any relation to Bill Hicks. No, okay, Abraham
Hicks is the name of the person who comes through this woman oh oh,
and talks, like comes over her body and talks and tells you and says,
I mean, it all just makes so much sense, and it just
is like the perfect you know, And when you're really in the zone and
kind of doing it, you can see how life just moves easily for you.
And then all of a sudden you get stuck on something and he's Kate,
you keep staying stuck there and that and that's what that is. And
I don't know, I mean, I don't know. And doctor Deep said
you're good for life, he goes, but if you have a problem and
you get calm. You know, Doctor Reich will give you a way to
contact me and we'll do it online. We can clear it. Oh,
well, good for you, Bill. I don't know. I know it
sounds fucked up, life bros, fucked up. I know you have a
different Well. No, my loyalty is to the truth. I believe in
Jesus Christ because I believe he is the way of the truth in life.
And so if like you could find me like, but if somehow I find
out that that's not truth, then I got to investigate. I don't think
that anybody's denying this. And there were other healers, even in Jesus time.
Nazareth, right, what was the name of Nazareth Jesus No, no,
no, no, no, Who is his cousin? There's no.
John the Baptist. The Baptist was the was the guy that prepare the water.
What John the Baptist prepared the way for Jesus. Yeah, but he
also healed, He healed Jesus. Yeah, yeah, he did too.
Yeah. So I'm saying that there were other great teachers that don't get and
and healers, but he all pointed to Jesus. Yeah, yes, yes,
yes, yeah, and this guy isn't saying he said I I'm not.
I didn't. I'm not the mine. I'm not. It's very clear
about that. But there you go. That's cool. We'll take a moment.
Well, so there's people who want to check this out, right when
I think there may be, I might go check it out. If I
didn't have like appointments tomorrow, I got work. Some people need uh,
some people need blocked by work Jesus or something when they go to Disney.
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I play this because disney Land, which is in California, I believe,
is adding sixteen new rides. Oh wow. Yeah, and then I
see this story that says a couple LA because he was broken a couple of
LA stations. But they're not They're not giving you video or anything with it,
says. Many of us have heard stories about peeing in pools, but
according to Disney Park goers, there are visitors allegedly pooping while waiting in lines,
like just plopping down, you know, because if you step out a
line, yeah, you lose your seat. I mean, I haven't been
to Disney in three three decades. Yes, we're talking squatting right on the
floor allegedly. Oh wow, just like it it depends or something. Just
do they still have those signs up that says if this is the standing point
where at least a half hour weight or an hour long wait from this point.
The story is first shared at the Walt Disney World subreddit, then later
aggregated by the San Francisco gate dot com or s f gate dot com range
from parents allegedly letting their kid take a dump in public, to different kids
to a different kids poop allegedly showing up at Epcot splash path. Oh dude,
that's a different kind of splash. You don't want to do it.
Oh? Oh god, hey it's TSI row. In the Reddit thread titled
weird Stuff, one park visitor claimed a kid took a dump on the floor
while waiting in line for this at the Star Wars Rise of the Resistance.
There's no resistance there, uh, and the family left it there. Another
visitor chimed in, saying they saw two other shit related incidents at that particular
line. In a different redded thread This is all on a website on la
TV station, and a different thread titled the most disturbing the You've seen at
hotels and park a user shared a story during your trip to Disney's Typhoon Lagoon
water park in Florida, where a group of boys allegedly gathered in a circle
in the shallow end of the pool. They pulled down their trunks and pooped
in the water together like some kind of horrible ceremony. I swear to God,
if that were my kids, I'd fucking kill them. So I'd probably
jump in the pool, take this ship and start whipping it out. I
swear to God, I would lose my fucking mind. But if it were
being my friends before, but I don't know, but I mean, I
will say that, but I can't touch it so embarrassed. You can't touch
it because they got the guys that come out and they draw the little mickeyears
and it's all I'm telling you. I would go crazy, and I did.
I did all kinds of poop stuff when I was a colle trees pooping.
I know a kid when we were little who crapped on the monoail because
you know, you gotta get to the parking lot. It it's a long
walk. Then you gotta get to the train. The train takes you to
the monoail. There's no bathrooms in sight. You get on the monoail and
then you gotta get to like your destiny. So I gotta go. And
then he went on the monoail. This is my favorite part of the story.
This part right here is my favorite part of the story, which may
show my age a little bit. I'm saying that not my maturity, my
age. This is my favorite part of the story that was on this Fox
eleven website in La. Fox eleven sent an email request to Disney regarding the
internet poop stories. Could you imagine the pr person having to respond to that?
It was like allegedly by taking place at the theme parks, but the
entertainment company could not be reached for comment publication. In the meantime, those
planning can check out the park bathroom maps by maps by clicking here. So
I've heard the story that nobody dies at Disney. Have you ever heard this?
Like in other words, if you they wheelly off the premises, well
and then they declare you dead. I'm not joking because like they they brought
make a wish kids there in the time out, time out. There's one
they can't fight. There's one that happened they can will never be able to
do that. Okay, there's one. It's the one where the kid got
snatched by the alligator. Oh that's right, Yeah, was on a Disney
property at a Disney hotel. They were down close think divers did recover the
kid. Yeah, he was like a three year old kid and they shipped
off and said he was dead laughter, crocod dialog. Goddamn thing you can
do there. But I mean, what's different than that? Then you go
to a Bills game and you're in a parking lot Talgate, and there's people.
Probably I would guarantee people of I would. I wouldn't be that grossed
out. I would actually expect it. But oh no, no, I'm
saying Disney, I wouldn't be that grossed out. I would if my kids,
though all in a circle with their buddies, drop their pants in the
shallow end of the pool and took a ship. I'm fucking losing my mind.
I'm drawing little cartoons with the ship on your forehead. But if it's
daddy's gets your laughing your dick off. No, well, maybe here's what
I would do. Ghost. I would go. I would be like if
it were your kids, I would be like, my problem, but I
would feel bad. I'd be embarrassed for you because I and I'd be embarrassed
more for your wife, not you, because your wife would be embarrassed.
Take care of it. But I would be so mad. But I'm thinking
that I could see me and my dumb eleven year old buddies me Mike Murray
and all go hey, let's go over. Yeah, flame, I can
see it happening. I can see you on the water slide going down,
stopping yourself in the middle, plopping, letting it go down. Well,
my point is it down, my poys. With nobody dying at Disney,
How do they know that anybody craps at Disney because people write about it?
So, now, Disney pr I mean, this is what they hire these
people for to answer these questions. Well, here's the problem. Here's here's
the problem. Oh, I see what you're saying. They have to answer
the question from the news station. You can't control the social media stuff,
the subredded ships out there. If you you have to be in business,
you got to really kind of in a way, it's a good thing.
You gotta mind your p's and q's. You gotta do what you're gonna say
you're gonna do, or there could be a backlash online. Not all of
it's fair. I will say that I don't believe some of these Yelp reviews.
Somebody gets pissed off or I got an X or they own the rest
and what Okay, that swift through that, But do a shitty job,
and people will let it be known, you know, and and some of
it's pretty balanced. I have no I can't. The thing is like people
typically don't go to Disney with just like a father son, daughter, son,
mother, mother, daughters, family, the whole family. Right,
So can't the parents allow you take them to the bathroom. I'll be waiting
right here in line. You could hold you that box. Do they not
allow that? Accept some people known with that ship there? Yeah, but
you can, yeah, but nobody's people don't understand. Here's the problem.
When you've got a big family, not everybody wants to go on that ride.
Oh you're split up, split up, right, that's a good point
around, yes, And when when you're in those lives, people lose their
freaking minds. If people try to cut ridiculous. Yeah, I've never heard.
I have seen somebody holding for other people getting had I I didn't care,
But I don't care either. People get pissed about it because it's gonna
make you have to wait that extra twenty five seconds for the next car to
come around on the Haunted Mansion. I'm going the exact opposite of Disney.
But this person did get a ride. Clyde Savannah Central School District is who
who's not should? Yeah? Someone someone needs to take a look at the
roomstick. Uh. The Clyde Savada Central School District is postponing the Board of
Education meeting scheduled for Wednesday at the request of law enforcement. I'm sure people
are out of their mind and go demand I had a correction. Uh,
somebody had said something about one of the one of the perpetrators of this father
was on the town board. It's not the school board. The father's on
the school board. It's even worse. And then I know there are people
saying they have, you know, exclusive stuff. There's nothing exclusive. It's
all out there. It's it's it is all out there. You love that?
Yeah, I mean I you want to say you got exclusive who?
Kids? Shit, It's like what the when the whole when the bill remembered
last year when the Bills lost the playoffs and Stefan Diggs blew up at Josh
Allen. I know four different people with four different freaking stories on what happened
between the two of them, and we know that you and I, all
three of us now know that none of them are true. But they all
had the exclusive Like I know what happened? I know the county sheriff.
Who County sheriffs? We have the exclusive of Moran's down four pounds. Baby,
you're eating half a bag of chip. I can't. I couldn't believe
it. Candies. Wait, wait, not some shipp ton of min Did
you watch it out before you got on a scale or did you wait?
No, I peede that was it. I haven't. I didn't even have
to go number two. And no, man, he's healed. Ye,
it's there for when I burp, it smells different. Wayne County DA is
now involved with the Clyde Savannah situation and charge is expected to come soon.
That's another thing that's happening. I'm glad they're take well, yeah, let
me, let me, let me. I was gonna sound we're coming out
of my mouth. But I'm glad they've actually done their due diligence. Let's
put it that way, to make sure that they've gotten everything straight and didn't
rush into this and make a rash decision. That's how mistakes are made.
So they've taken their time and they've figured this out. No one's leaving the
country over this. It might be a carriage. Let's go to Mexico,
New York. It's like, come on, man, just go to Cuban,
New York. Either way you're getting they end up in Tennessee, it
doesn't matter. Yeah, damn uh. And they shouldn't joke about it because
somebody is terrible enough. Go fund me has been established for the family.
I do have the link. I'm not sure where to put it. Maybe
I'll put it on my Facebook page or on the billified Facebook for the family
of the victim, for the family of the kid who was assaulted. Yes,
because that's not covered under a blue Cross Blue shield. Uh, not
a network No, No, that's uh. You have to have Captain America's
shield to have that cover. Oh boy, I understand. I don't really
know. Uh. I did see something today that made me laugh very hard.
Some people have a nice sense of humor. It was to blow up
ornaments. One's a turkey one Santa Claus. Santa Claus is knocked down and
it looks like the turkey's got his foot. It had signs that said wait
your turn or something like that in somebody's front yard. And it made me
laugh and I started to think I was reading something else about Christmas stuff and
then if I want you to fill in the blank on this, Okay,
fill in the blank. This was almost like an early version of Danny's Christmas
carols. Fill in the blank the song I'll be Home for Christmas. I'll
be home for Christmas. You can blank on me, you can blank on
me. What is the word they use in that Christmas carol? Count on
me? Yeah? Okay, let me play you the Bing Crosby version,
very popular version of that song. And let's just see what he says,
Ah, I know where you're going? Where am I going? Where am
I going? Somehow the universe got split in an alternate unit. I don't
know what happened, and I swear to God it's a Mandela effect where all
of a sudden, a crowd changes the word. You understand, everybody believes
something happens, so therefore it happened when it didn't happen. You look up
the lyrics of Bing Crosby's version, it says count he sings plan Wow,
maybe bengles into the eggnog that night, Elvis me, how about uh?
Let me see this one is Perry Como, who I played my first radio
gig. The original hits of the forties, fifties and sixties with Perry como,
Oh, I swear to God the pandela I got to sing this year
when we do the calls of the waffle house. You gotta see which one
they come back with. All right, Frank, does he go plan or
count? Plank? You're right? How about the carpenters? Now, the
Carpenter's very famous Christmas stuff? Do they do count or plan? You can
plan on me not eating. Somewhere in the seventies the lyrics change. Where
does the lyrics change? Because I think if you ask most people fill in
the blank, I'll be home for Christmas. You can blank on me.
Some people would say come, but I think count is the answer. Yeah,
that you would get them. So it's got me drunk. But you
see, like TV commercials, all those songs because now the mean the public
domain. They're in the public domain, so they could be used without licensure,
meaning like they're free. So a lot of like these companies like the
big box stores and whatnot, use these Christmas carols in their commercials because they
don't have to painty licensing. And somewhere along the line it became count.
Like I've never heard plan I remember. I don't remember plan either, but
you're right, that's an interesting thing. Every one of those songs Bing Crosby,
Elvis, Perry Cuomo and Frank Sinatra. I'm sure we're all. I
would think. I didn't look this up recorded before the carpenters did there there?
So where did it change? Did it change to renew the licensing?
I don't know. Did somebody did somebody want to cash in? And it
just it was then you but then you would refer back to the old song
though. It's the little thing sometimes that that I spent to was time,
right, Well, okay, remember like the whole mirror mirror on the wall,
who's the fairest of the mall? That's somehow believe that, like they
believe that that got changed to mirror mirror on the wall. And I forgot
how it goes, but like that was that was changed somehow? Yeah,
you know, but some people think it's like a majority of people started saying
count. So everybody in society says count because that's it's like the Mandela effect
that it was always planned and then count some of how we believe it to
be count, but it wasn't. It was planning church hymns also like have
changed lyrics over the years too. Inadvertently. You look at the hymnal and
then you hear the song, You're like, wait a minute, that's not
how we sang it in church. And all these are old songs of like
eight the late eighteen hundreds and stuff like the Bible going. I'm just going,
all right, well, uh, we'll take a moment. Nature.
Nature is having some having their moments or getting back apparently at Disney when Nature
calls it's a small world. What did I used to love to do with
it? It's a world of world. Remember the Mickey mouse Club. Yeah,
and I see k U y Hight because I thought I love you.
I didn't know you did voices and neither the original. That's another one,
the black and white ant foot of Cello, Mickey mouse Club, Frankie alo
Avalon did why because we love you? The Mickey mouse Club Britney Spears because
I used to watch it. Oh, I never watched the Britney Spears one
with Britney Spears and Justin Ryan Gosling And so why we because because we like
you? Oh I didn't know that. Yeah, I always knew that if
you go back and look up the YouTube videos. Hi, because we love
you. Okay, all right, we'll take a moment. Maybe we'll get
to that and we'll give you nature fighting back. Wait to hear what happened
to this one young girl. We'll get to all of the next, but
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on thought it my nature, O B. How can I explain it?
I'm taking free of frame it? What year was this saying nineteen ninety one
one? Yeah, this is Saint John fisher Man. I'm down with a
well another now with other people probably and JP miss it's JP chasing pir ball
his three fingers. Please. You never had a colameto on a nice hello?
Forget that a number you get on way to day. She's what you
want to know about. Did you pull up and there's a girlface off this
house? It's not a front of the whole, it's just some Moreman's out
of house. That's great. It's so pep telling out the people. But
you can't in this over relationships. It's just room to hear it. How
many you just room to hear it? Like they used to debut songs like
this side NBA and was it inside the n B A or on Saturday barding?
But the NBA, it was marketing, was ahead of its time.
And it's marking the kids. It's funny. Uh. I looked for that
m I c K. I couldn't find I couldn't find the I'm sure one
was like and one was the other. I remember sil Silver Creek had different
stuff going on. I'll tell you that. So has anybody? Has anybody
hit a deer this year? I hit one? A year ago? A
year ago? You hit a deer, I've hit I hit one and like
drove finished driving to work, but I had knocked out the entire cooling system
I had. It was winter time, so I had to get that all
fixed. Yeah it did take you like two months to get it done.
Oh yeah, yeah, it took forever. The but the deer I I
was it was four ninety right by Saint John Fisher. It was coming across.
I'm heading west, and I could see that there was some uh,
somebody in my on my back left corner because I was in the middle lane,
and I go, if I swerve, I'm gonna hit them. And
there was somebody coming up on the right, and so I just took my
foot off the gas and I just went, it's over. Bill. Almost
a dog yesterday, was just walking my crotch. Hell, you can't Jesus's
tail. It's up again. Things supposed to not be empty. Yeah,
so there's a little gonna squeeze out of his pants rum quick a little yeah,
yeah, he's he's gonna fill it back up. No, there,
there's just a little bit in there. I mean, I probably have to
get more knotty water tomorrow when my fishing. We Let me ask you,
though, I mean, like, do they still have those deer whistles that
you used to put on your bumpers? And I don't think those fucking things.
I don't think they work. In fact, I don't think people have
bumpers you can stick them on anymore. The way cars have been, they
also had them where you could put them on like the side of the door
of the car. The way they work. If they did, you Whistle
wouldn't be talking about it. So listen to this story. Is this you
almost have to see it to actually believe it. I will describe what happened.
Troy Wescott is all about dribbling in his driveway and getting some air.
But the thirteen year olds jumps just cannot compete with this one. I'm wondering
what did this think of a leaping deer hurtling over a car before crash landing
onto this pickup truck outside his family's house in Hamilton Township Friday Mere, moments
after a guy from Ocean County pulled up to buy the two thousand and seven
Chevy Silverado. You know this story. No, I heard this story,
but that's how I hit a deer. It tried to hurtle my car and
it missed. So this guy, this kid's out playing basketball. You see
this deer on the ring doorbell camera, come up. It goes up in
the air over the car, over an SUV. What comes landing down partially
in the bed of the truck, partially on this hitting the outside of the
of the bed. It pulls itself into the bed and then jumps out the
other side. And goes. But what it did was it took this mint
two thousand and seven that a guy's coming to buy, and it puts a
huge fucking dent in the thing? Did it dunk on the driveway? Basketball
balls in the air and they show it like you wouldn't. I mean the
height. I had no idea they got that hot. Oh it when it
were just got to be like a good eight feet in the air. This
we HiT's the van a month after I got it. Yeah, we're going
down Saint Paul, going towards Ironicoid there and then I saw it coming and
I'd like there was nowhere re could go, and it just jumped and it
mashed itself right into my windshields, maybe saying to the deer Air Jordan logo
in mint condition from Troy's dad. The stunning collision putting some dents in the
pickup, and the ninety four hundred dollars deal Jay Vaughan had made with the
buyer. I just couldn't believe it. You know, you you promised the
guy the truck's an immaculate condition and a deer out of nowhere and just caves
the side of it in. It's funny scene in the video, but it
was shocking to see it on your person. Dude, I've never seen anything
jump that high in my life. I hadm'm either if there's no ring doorbell
cam and you're the dad and you come home to there, believe it.
If you believe the kids were fucking around on the ever they were playing basketball
and one of them checked the other one right out to it. One hundred
swear, we swear. I would never fucking if that happened in nineteen eighty
five. My ash is fried. My old man's gonna kill me. You
gotta get in there and see us side the beat of the truck looking for
deer. Surveillance video up the deers jump into and out of the truck has
gone viral on social media. Jay not surprised at all. I've watched it
at least one hundred times because it's still funny. It's not really funny like
I I maybe I'm a pussy. I felt bad for the deer. I
look at this deer and who knows, you know, there could have been
a dough because it looked like a young buck. There could have been a
dough in the woods. He's showing off off trying to show off. Doesn't
hey watch this, Hey watch this, You're gonna scare this kid playing basketball.
Watch this boom fuck doesn't even make a noise. Wow, he crashed
into the side of the bad The deer ran out of you pretty quickly.
The family is not sure if it was injured at all. Jay did,
though, cut the price of the pickup down to eighty five hundred bucks.
What are you gonna do? I mean the guy wanted to try. I'll
just buy a new bed for it. A wild transaction. I'm not gonna
have forget this that still got off the ground after reaching unexpected heights. Ted
Greenberg NBC ten News only a thousand dollars. Maybe the guy sent the deer.
What do you mean you only dropped it like that? That's that.
I mean that the damage to get it that fix would probably come more than
that. It could well if you got a buddy who does body work.
I mean, some of these guys, this was out in the sticks.
They all know how to do that. Maybe the buyer deer to get some
money off. The guy wasn't being the go trapped it left out, let
it loose, It's gonna shoot it. I'll get this motherfucker. Yeah,
I don't know, you're right, but it was. It looked like it
was a fairly easy thing, like if you popped, you could pop the
bedside off and just hammer it out from the inside. He just they just
said, by a new bet. He said, yeah. Well it's also
the frame though outside that was dented. So you either live with the den.
I hear what you're saying, though, Danny, I got you.
But I'll tell you what, man. Everybody I knew in my little hicktown
and maybe you two, they could fucking bondo anything. They'd bondo. It'll
bring it to like like that pain and you'd have you see the cars that
they didn't finish painting them. They just it was all bondo. Looks like
it looked like cotton candy camouflage. Oh yeah, yeah, oh gosh,
like they have votech kids. Fix it. Hey, we got a fresh
one for you, guys. Come out of the class. Bondo is a
great thing, man. If you if you're a homeowner and you like this
cedar, shake the cedar shingles and you don't want to go to aluminum siding,
really like it. But they're old and they crack and stuff. Buy
bondo. Put the Bondo on there, sand it down, smooth it out,
paint it. You'll never know. I'll never know. Bondo is fantastic.
It's a great tool done. What do you mean, Bob Vila.
I'm Bob Vila. I did all that stuff. I think Bondo is great.
It's not just for your car. So my brother Joel, my father
had this. My father always drove these John Deer tractors and he kept them
immaculately clean for lawnmowing. Well, this guy came by to buy a John
Deer. My father could take the money and trade up and get another John
Deer because it was more. You get more value if you sold the John
Deer and then bought knew it. Well, my brother Joel didn't like the
fact that my father's getting rid of the John Deer. And when my father
was at work, he took the guy was coming to get the John Deer
and pay for it, and my brother Joel grabs a bunch of rocks from
the driveway next door and just starts scraping the rocks on theo because he wanted
to scratch it up because he wanted Dad to keep John Deer. So the
guy comes over and he sees my brother Joel like screwing with the John Deer,
and he tells my mom, Hey, your son just scratched the heck
out of this with the with the rocks, and they had to give the
guy a deal. Yeah, yeah, did you get a new John Deer?
Of all the stuff, I could get a new John Deere? Why
would you scratch you? Getting a better one? Got me? He was
like what eight? He didn't know? All right, all right, here's
another nature story. So that's since we bump my naughty with nature. This
one I I can't really wrap my head around, but something wrapped it's it
around this woman's head. We start with that Fox thirty five exclusive Fox thirty
five exclusive. Here we go. This is the one. A nine foot
alligator chomps down on a woman's head while she's snorkeling. What an eight foot
alligator chomps down on a woman's head while she's snorkeling. Thanks for joining us
on this month. Now here's the thing way to come. Alligators are fresh
water, Eddie snorkeling. I've done has been in the hot water? Yeah,
alligators I think are fresh water. Usually you see him around freshwater at
we don't met one. Well, if you go golfing or something in the
in Tallahassee, or someone to the crock and an alligator, I don't know,
maybe one can do so well. I don't really know. Okay,
I think the head today. I'm Luancerel and I'm John Brown. She lived
to tell the tale and then smoke with Fox thirty five Stephanie buff Monty and
Stephanie joins us live in studio with that story. So, Stephanie, this
happened to Alexander Springs and that's no stranger to gators there, No, it
is not. But this is just such a wild story. So there was
a woman over there, she's a bystander. She had her camera out and
she took a picture after this happened. You could see here's the girl who
was bitten by that alligator before she was able to get of the water.
You can see the gator right behind her there. Yeah, with his eyes
like stinking out like a periscope from its submarine's. This is the weirdest thing.
Why would you snorkel in a fresh water place in Florida? That makes
no sense to me. Fresh gators are fresh water. They do not live
in the ocean. They don't go to the fucking ocean. You want to
snorkel, dummy? Yeah, what are you doing? Storks of fresh water?
Obviously a scary situation, and she is feeling lucky today. It's the
two bumps on my forehead. She's got like two big gashes on her forehead
when its teeth cut into her head. But she had you'll hear it.
Marissa Carr still can't believe it. But her head was inside an alligator's mouth.
And Alexander's so funny because never mind, it brings I once had a
head in my mouth too. Yesterday the gator chomped down on her head while
she was snorkeling. I ripped the mask off and I turned and I saw
its like two little eyes like sticking out of the water. She was with
her friend Shane. When they say the nine foot gator came out of nowhere,
I just heard a rush of he and I would have shipped my pants
man like not in the water though, No. But I saw this video,
well maybe I saw this video today just to give you an example.
Uh, it's a little girl and the father. There's a spider way up
high above a door, and the little girl wants to get the spider.
So Dad picks her up, and she said, like, she looks like
she could be a toddler, maybe three four years old, so a little
more than toddler. He's got her up. She grabs it in a in
a napkin. She goes got it, brings it down and he sees it
fall out of the napkin, out of the paper towel under the floor,
and you see him go ah, and he's hurtling over the little girl to
get away from it. That would be me with the kid. There was
a chick kids down spider. He bits him out of here, bets her
off, and I just saw the gator. I saw her head in its
mouth. Marissa said it happened so fast she didn't even realize a game.
So now that as a couple you want to play gators. I put my
head and it bit her. At first, it didn't hurt that in the
moment, and then like as I was running back and like I saw what
it was, that's when it started hurting. I was like, oh,
my forehead hurts really bad and my neck is like so much pain. FWC
says. A trapper removed the nine foot mail gaiter. Just days before this
attack, Alexander Springs was temporarily closed after a man was snorkeling and bumped into
a gator. Marissa was wearing a full face snorkel mask, not just goggles.
It's what she thinks could have saved her from having serious injuries or worse.
Now. I don't know if it's the same for women as it is
for men, but a guy could parlay that into getting drink spot formed by
other guys going hey, hey, you go let me buy a barrier,
or getting late. What are those two scars have? My head in the
gator? It was close because he bumped in them said my bad bad.
I don't know, but I'm thinking, can it work the same for women?
They don't even need this scar? Just show up? Sounds bad?
Lighting my head is probably the best place that it could have bitten. If
it would have got my arm, and that would have got a better grip
on my arm, and I could have lost my arm or just like my
life in job that maybe the head he didn't get a good grip of it,
But no one wants to bang the chick with one army did you get
with slot machine tonight? To share that she doesn't blame for what happened.
She says she's not going to let this stop her from snorkeling either. Now
this is it should you should let it stop? If you dummy go into
the ocean time. This has happened at Alexander Springs in the Okalla National Forest
this past Jalaiah Man was bitten while snorkeling and a gator pit someone's pool noodle.
After that a seven. Could you imagine if you're out there floating around
on a pool noodle and the gator fuck, all of a sudden, half
of that, I'm telling you, I would be like running, like I
would turn into Fred Flintstone, right. I mean there's techniques though on how
to run outrun a gator, right, yes, okay, yeah, because
they can't yeah, because they could outrun you. No, they got arms
like Mark Hillman, all thumbs, all thumbs, and you can't get away
from him. Half a gator was removed from the springs in the studios,
they watched for a long time except a strike. Yeah, it's so so
straight, so straight. I don't know. I I've had an encounter with
the gator and turned around and went in the water. But my father's pushing
me. Where was this? Uh? This was in Jacksonville, Florida area.
It'll billy gator. I'm trying to remember where what Uh, Saint Augustine.
Saint Augustine, which is a nicer. Wow, Holy cow, we
were it was a peer then went out over like a fresh water thing and
he could go out and observe and watch like the sub or whatever. And
we look down and there's a gator and it was kind of sunning itself up
on the shore, but it was a steepenbankment down or he could walk just
straight out. So my dad goes, let's go down there and see.
So we go down and then all of a sudden we get as clothes as
we get into the gator, the thing jumps up, spins around, and
goes into the water. My father lets out of young, come on,
Willie, will and he's pushing me back up. I was probably fourteen fifteen,
and he's pushing me up the hill, practically running me over like this
gater is gonna get us coming up the fucking far more scared of you than
you are of now. Well, I don't know that, I don't know,
I don't know. I think my mother wanted to take the kayak out
and behind my brother's place. My brother's like, no, there's gator that
lives in there. I'm not letting you go. Thanke the kayak out.
Wait, no, this was in My brother lived in Florida. He worked,
he worked for Disney. Yeah, he used to go out and take
a ship in line and go back in those I'm kidding. I said,
yeah, that's scary, man, that's scary. Yeah, that's scary.
That is scary. I saw something today and I'll ask you guys, and
it was all about, let me see if I have it still here,
would you die on that hill? So it's all these people who were kind
of going through his on BuzzFeed and it was like sort of unpopular pittons.
But people are sharing the absolute smallest hills they'll die on, so they're going
to stick. In this opinion, more people should learn that saying I don't
know is perfectly accurate and acceptable answer. I agree with that, Fine with
that. I'm okay with that. Somebody else writes, there are They're not
called ass list chaps, They're just chaps or ashless pants. Ashless chaps implies
there are chaps with an ass. But those are just called pants. Yeah
right, that makes sense. Die over that, But I agree with this
the sentiment. Stop tacking strings of silent es onto the ends of words to
emphai emphasize them. You don't love it. You love it what you're saying
said ee. If you were saying it aloud, you'd hold the oh,
not suddenly start squealing like my teninous acting up. It's not that hard people.
Yeah, I always wondered as a writer, I always wanted that too,
Like you want to write it like you're hearing it. You can't.
You can't use exponential to describe every large increase, especially if you're only looking
at two data. Burgers. Burgers come with fries. Stop trying to charge
me an extra seven dollars for a quarter of a potatoes worth of shoe string
fry that could cold, That get cold before they even reach the plate,
just because you put truffle oil or some other bullshit off them. Bullshit on
my frish. There you go. I don't know you hear the word like,
uh, you know what word gets miss misused all the time, breath
and breathe. People think the word breathe has an e at the end.
It does people say like I lost my breathe where they'll or they'll misuse it.
They'll say, like, you know, I'm I can't breath, just
brea. I can't breath, just breath. I don't think breath. I
hope somebody misspells and I'm one of those stupid fucking signs. Somebody it has
in their kitchen, some relaxing breath. Yeah, right, I must live
in the next day. I've never heard somebody confuse those tours before. Oh,
people write it out like all the time out. Yes, I thought
you're talking about no no, no, no, no no. When you
read it, it's it's it's like they get that it's the same thing with
like love and love. Right, I love it. And then people write
l O V E that no one like the word here. Here's what regardless,
there's no irregardless, irregardless has somehow become a word. It's not real
Mendel effects right exactly, Tony, irregardless. Do you do you have a
breaking news sounder? Do I have a breaking news sounder? I don't think
I do. The actors strike his end. We may get new TV by
July or by January. Oh, January July. Yeah, Frank is over.
He came doing agreement. Huh. All right, then we don't have
all those reality shows, and I don't have to watch the Call Me Daddy
or Everybody Loves Daddy or whatever the channel. Just watch some Garden Ramsey.
I think today's birthday is it? Yeah? I think he's fifty seven years
old today. Gordon Ramsey. I love his shows. I will watch every
one of his shows because Gordon Ramsey don't get him, you know what not
to get him for his birthday is another fucking TV show. He's got too
many. He's got a personality. He really does like he's not this angry
guy. He really actually is pretty funny dude. Uh, we shall take
a moment. We have the closest to the pin I've done this in old
that we and we'll see h howie hew I fare in this because I haven't
fared well. Figure. We'll put you up against Danny. Maybe you'll win
one. How many socks that Gary cherone record with Van Heyo twelve? I
don't answer to that. We'll get to that next, but first, Jimmy
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in the cannery right here in Fairport, New York. Baby, a summer
party on the south Shore. Why that laughter and a little bit more from
a pretty girl next to me out of the blue came a proclamation only heard
by FEU. Don't know where I'm go and don't know where I f all
I no more, sir, That is my gully. She just kicked in
the no pain, She ejected from her chair, sprang up on the table
and let down her hair. A procession of expressions frozen and shot. They
save a lot, and she don't know where and don't know where I'm been.
Jimmy Buffett from his new album equals Strain on all Parts. Equal Strain
on all Parts is the name of the new album. Jimmy had recorded this
obviously before he died, and Paul McCartney plays based on that song. Oh
okay. He was apparently pretty friendly with Paul McCartney. They did a hole
on the Jimmy Buffett channel on Serious. They did a whole album listening thing
and they had Mac McAnally who was one of the producers, and another guy
who produced it, and they said that that song came from a dinner that
Jimmy and his wife had with Paul McCartney and his wife, and Paul McCartney's
wife says, my gummy just kicked in, and I'm pretty sure Paul McCartney's
wife has some tie to Western New York. The new wife, the current
wife. This is his wife number three. Yes, there was the first
wife who passed away. No, oh god, this may be wife four.
Okay, because there was the wife that passed away, wife one.
So Linda Eastman connected to the Eastman family and photographer. I did not know
that he is a photographer. And then there was the woman who lost her
This is terrible. She was doing humanitarian work and she lost her leg in
a to a landmine. What was the joke when they got divorced. She's
not gonna leave him leg to stand up? But yeah, yeah, this
is number three, number three, Linda Heather and now Nancy Sheville, Nancy
Sivil. So he wasn't married to somebody prior. I thought there was some
long term relationship. Okay, good, all right, but you what's you're
healing? You better watch out with them gummies. Now you've been healed,
them gummy's gonna kick in quicker. Now. I do like the gummies.
I do like them a little bit. Yeah, but you know what,
there's out there's water and alcohol, and it took a water to make the
gummy. Come on, do you like, I like the gummies any water,
I think more people are going to be chewing the gummies instead of smoking
marijuana. To see the latest from the uh was it the world? Either
the World Health Organization or the they're saying that, like smoking marijuana actually leads
to greater risk of heart disease. Okay, I don't know. I mean
I just read that today. I don't know very well. Could or or
could it be the fact that she's got the munchies and ate a ton of
ship Because there's a guy named Willie Nelson who's famous for smoking it in ninety
So I don't know the gummy could be a thing, but I do wonder
if it does lend itself to poor diet. I will tell you that if
you smoke a joint, I told you. It was a high school teacher
that told me this. Oh what kind of high school teacher says, Hey,
listen, I know you're a good one smoking weed. Uh. They
burned so hot that the soldering and a roach clip would melt from the heat
off a joint. And you're putting that heat into your lungs, so you
can do more damage than just the heat in your lungs and from just the
smoke, but the heat itself. It's really bad. So my suggestion would
be to either smoke it through a water bond or eat it. And this
was nineteen eighty six, eighty seven. It's like, okay, water bob
it is. We didn't have water once. We're in the back of a
limo and we took the fake alcohol and we put it in a bond.
It smoked with like the fake strawberry wine now an alcoholic wine. That's what
we did. Oh wow, menthol weed, Yes, terrible. I know.
I used to vaporize it like through like a humidifier cano. Yeah.
Uh I know them too. I was just super tucient. No, uh,
well, that gets your really hot because it's like a higher concentration from
the mist supposedly gets you. I've never done it, but people I know
who have done it claim it gets you higher. Well, I don't know,
like maybe you're getting But I thought that was a cute song from Jimmy.
I had heard that a couple of months ago, and then I heard
the story and I think it was McCartney's current wife. Did you see where
she's from? I thought she was from somewhere had ties to around the greater
Western New York area. I thought, but I may be wrong. And
then there was Linda Eastman. And then uh yeah, I forget what's her
name? She was young, too, very track, she was. Well,
the story was that, like he said he would never marry again after
Linda died, and then he starts dating her like a year later. Oh,
I can't believe he dated a young model. Well, she only has
one. Like, oh, that's so sweet. Damn's payment a whole joke
about that. I didn't know that. That's funny, that's very funny.
All right, don't worry. Abou quick from New York. That's all I
know. Okay, yeah, I thought she was from uh New York.
All right, Here we go, closest to the pin. Kevin said,
I ran out to the bathroom, and Kevin goes, I should have fit
Danny all the answers. How do I know you didn't? She'll see in
a minute. Here we go, all right. Produced by George Lucas,
The movie Howard the Duck came out in what year? Oh gosh, what
an awful movie. I never even saw it. The second ever Marvel movie,
Howard the Duck. Howard the Duck, Howard the fucking Duck. So
I got two years Joey hawsers in it. I got two years in mine,
I believe. I don't think doy Houses in it. No, No,
you're thinking of Harold Kumar. All. I'm right down to when we
go to the answers, I will pick one of them. I'll tell you
what both of them are. Who was like she who played Carolina in the
City, She's also in Leah Thompson. Okay, she's in it, Yeah,
Okay. How many studio albums have been released by Cheap Trick? Oh?
God? U well, Andy, Babby, you and I were just
talking. Andy owns uh five gear upstairs. He Uh, some of the
guys from Cheap Trick come in here often. So how many studio albums?
Albums? Studio STU studio never never cared for Cheap Trick, nothing against him.
Dream Police, the Flame Man, I remember, uh remember we made
a parody the Grease Police. They were met. God, that was funny.
Greece is a suburb of where we live, and they had a huge
issue with Like there was an officer how about. His name was Pignado and
Pignano was going up to women. He knew we're on parole or had a
bracelet, and he would get them to perform sexual acts on him, so
he wouldn't rat him out for breaking their parole or doing like he did.
There's another officer who was in trouble too, like, uh, well,
there was the guy Nick h Yeah, Nick was coming home and it was
Joseph Nick Joseph and he was. He got into a d w I accident
and abandoned the car and walked home and left it on a major expressway.
They found it. They tested the blood in there. Crashed into a pregnant
couple. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And then the police chief
had left three wheels gun in his car on the front seat of his car.
He left his his revolver, he left it there. He didn't live
in the suburb of Greece. He lived in the suburb of Spenserport. And
so it's another suburb right Greece. For those of you wondering, is Staten
Island ISHTI? I mean, I always refer to Webster as that, but
a little bit. Oh, that's East Rochester you're talking about. Don't forget
the chief that drove on three wheels here. Yeah, but this was all
during this the bad time of grease and he left it in his car,
and so then they found it. He reported missing. They founded it in
the city of Rochester. It had been used in a couple of crimes.
Remember Tommy did his whole bit, chief motherfuckers. We couldn't breathe you literally,
police, I'm chiva police. It was like damn, oh God,
we cried. He tried number three? How many phillies? What was the
second? How many police? I got it? Scorchi trick because dream police,
And that's where off. How many films, including sequels, have been
made as a direct result of a recurring SNL skip? How many movies?
How many movies including sequels have been made direct result of a recurring SNL skit.
There's lots of maths going on over here. Um, actually, I'm
gonna take that back. Oh okay, God, should did the math in
your head? Yeah? I just urged you see the answer. No,
I was including the sequels. The Yankees have won the World Series twenty seven
times? How many times have they been to the Fall Classic? I should
I should know this offense. This is the question I said, you better
not miss, dude, do dude? I already wrote down an answer,
but I don't know, and it's wrong. Okay, right, God?
What year was the Corvette introduced by Chevrolet? I gave him one and I'm
giving you one. Yeah, I don't know that I know that Corvette by
Chevrolet introduced. I'll give you a hint. It was the twenty first century.
Twentieth century. Excuse me, Jesus? Great, thanks hint. Yeah,
thanks for your hint. I can't get that right. I've had a
Corvette, but then my brother scratched all up because he didn't want me to
get rid of it. Ah, same brother craft on the Monoreil. I'm
gonna I have a year in my head. I think it's wrong, so
I'm gonna go with this one, closed my eyes and wrote it down.
Last, but not least, What year did Wegman's take over as the title
sponsor of the LPGA tournament held at Locus Hill Man a ban bamp Oh?
Actually I think I'm wrong. Usually you are fuck off? I will not
uh, alright, I got two years again, I don't know. Classic
movie Howard to Duck. What year did Howard come out? I want to
say eighty five. I wrote down eighty seven and ninety one, since he
went first, he shouldn't have. I'm gonna say eighty seven. It's nineteen
hundred and eighty six around it, Okay, how many studiobums from the man
Cheap Trick? Well, it should be something like thirteen. I wrote thirteen.
I feel like seven because I know they had the lie. I said
seven. I n fucking thirteen. It's actually twenty fuck y, God damn,
who's buying this shit? Andy? How many recurring SNL skits have been
turned into a movie. I don't know. I said eleven. I said
nine. It is eleven. Oh Blues Brothers points off Ayaans World one and
two, Conda, It's too off on now it's Pat Stewart saves his family
a nun at the Roxbury Superstar the Ladies Man, I'm thirteen, Mgruber fourteen
fifteen. I'm sixteen off right now. God damn it, I'm only eight
off the pace. How many times are the Yankees been to the Fall Classic?
Thirty nine times? I said thirty six. It's forty show forty pence.
I love that you got it wrong, though, I'm very happy about
that. That's that's that takes me. That's right, it's forty yeah,
forty times, so I'm off by. He's off by like he's under part
right now. So I'm twenty. I only have nine to twenty. Yeah,
and you get ten for you get ten back for getting it in the
hole. God damn it, Danny's one under Fuck. What year was the
corvette introduced by Chevday? I don't know, fifty four, I said,
fifty two, nineteen fifty three. Wo shit, twenty one. All right,
so the Wegmans one, I don't answer this yet. Let me do
my little debate here. What year did Wegmans take over as title sponsor of
the LPGA tournament at Lokas? I wrote down nineteen ninety four, and then
I thought, I don't know if it was them then, because I remember
there was a big deal for Sports Radio nine to ninety, which may not
have been around in nineteen ninety. And I remember Kevin Gillen, who's been
on this podcast coming Back all sunburnt because he was out covering it, and
they were like the Whispers into the like pre recorded. They would do live
coverage of this on nine nineteen sixteen. It was such a big deal.
I go, who the fuck's listening to? Golflin radio? So what do
I know. So I'm gonna change my answer. Though I wrote down ninety
four ninety seven, I'm gonna go with I'm gonna say nineteen ninety seven.
I went with ninety seven nineteen hundred ninety eight. Oh wow, one off
twenty two still a low score for best score ever, right there? Eleventh
minus the ten, so I get one. Danny's won over, He's bogied
seventeen and eighteen. Yeah, damn Danny. I can't believe Yanks with the
forty World Series twenty seven and thirteen nineteen fifty three. Yeah, because they
lost. They lost in O one, they lost an O three. So
okay, it's gonna go in fact check out of that. Well, of
course he is. He's gonna was wrong. I got eight o'clock in the
morning. You're wrong, and this is why. Oh but you do the
same thing. When somebody does something wrong, you'll write me. If I
say something wrong, you'll write me a text later that night. It was
a commercial. I don't know, I don't know what it was. I
figured you better get the contact name or no. No no no no no
no no no no. You've done it with other things. No, yes,
you have yes, you have. You know who I okay, I
know what it does. The sexiest person in the world and it was nick
naughty because somebody no, because somebody commented on it on Facebook. So I
was letting you know. But you texted me because I told you. I
agreed with you. That was beautiful. I couldn't remember, but then it
made way more sense since I wrote you, I don't care when I wasn't
correcting you. Somebody posted it on the Facebook. I'm just busting us because
you're saying Danny's gonna do it. I'm busted. He's going to say that
he'll do it. He's doing it right now. But here's here. Did
anybody see who's the sexiest man alive this year? Surprise me? Patrick Dempsey?
Yeah, what is he doing? He's living off his Gray's Anatomy.
Uh well royalties. Well the guy. I was very I didn't really watch
Grey's Anatomy. I did. I have watched episodes. I'll admit that I
watched him when he was on there, but I remember the whole thing when
he died, and I thought the way they did him was really bad because
he was he was leaving the show. Basically, he owned a race.
He owns a race team, so he was going to race, and they
had him killed in a car accident on the fun Shoe, And I always
thought that that was really My wife watches Gray's Anatomy, knows everything that's happened,
watches it over and over again. Now I don't even do that with
the Sopranos, and I love the Sopranos. But I said, I'll tell
you what, of all the TV I think I put it on Twitter because
my wife was watching on Saturday. Go of all the TV hospitals you could
go to, what's the one hospital you do not want to go to?
In case? I said, Grays because these people are all busy banging each
other's why and then everything's an accident. Nothing ever gets cured, nothing ever
gets resolved. Everybody dies. You go to house, House will fix?
You go to? Is the Scrubs hospital? That's what one is, scrub
Nobody wanted to go to Scrubs. Scrubs is the best. I don't think
I know any hospitals on TV. So there's the E. R Hospital,
there's the General Hospital. I don't know if that's still on TV or what.
And then you got I think he just watches the Y and R.
Scrubs was actually named the most medically accurate of all the doctor shows. I
think that I thought that was in terms of behavior, how a day to
day hospital accurate? Oh wow, Okay, never watched it. Because House
they would research stuff to figure out, could this really happen. Jad's actually
based on an actual doctor. He's like director of something in some California hospital.
Okay, all right, so yeah, I didn't put the Grace hospital.
It's like, oh, we're a teaching hospital. Well so was House.
I mean literally, he had all these teaching hospital grades. You get
fixed and you might get banged. I'm just stuck on the fact that they
had Patrick Dempsey, who was leaving to race cars killed in a car accident.
Well, you really want to go? You want to go? Then
they brought him back for an episode with Meredith because Ghost, because Meredith had
to get COVID right, because everything happens to Meredith and so Ellen could possibly.
So she almost dies and she's like on the other side, and he
tells her, don't worry, go back, I'll be right here, and
then she kicked, I can't drive. I know what happened to that?
That Asian woman. She goes, oh, she left to go do some
research. I go, oh, okay, I learned that on the show
last night. I didn't know that story about I can't drive fifty five that
you told. Yeah, I had no idea. Yeah, it was written
Uh yeah in a garbage truck ralliating a plate. Yeah, they're getting abducted
by aliens. Let me just see something. Patrick Dempsey Racing, Yeah,
I guess yeah. Okay, So he's gonna be on the jealousy list of
Race big time. Okay, So he was McDreamy from for for a decade.
You did it for that. He's fifty seven years old. You're podcast.
So what's he got to You don't, but you're okay. So Dempsey
Racing is the race team. Yeah, man, I would love to be
part of that. By the way, his family apparently like disagreed with them
picking Patrick Dempsey as well. Here's the thing, Oh, I mean,
when was the last time a fifty seven year old guy was considered the sexiest
man. I'm not saying that he can't be a good looking man at sixty.
I can't. Paul Rudd is probably fifty as well. Yeah, but
usually it's guys, I'll go you want a little season, go thirty five,
shoot thirty five, thirty. There's got to be somebody. I don't
know who they are. Carden Ra seven. I remember one time with You're
only find him sexy because he makes food. He makes something. Everything he
makes I probably wouldn't even eat. Everyone's People magazine gave it to Eric Williams.
He raised his Porsche. That's right. God damn, am I jealous?
Chucking jealous? As ship? There was Eric Williams. He's got a
whole logo Dempsey racing. I'm sorry, I gotta keep going here, keep
going. Who Eric will He played offensive tackle for the Dallas Cowboys and he
was named the sexiest Like in the nineties, they dated the sexiest man alive.
Everybody's like, what, yeah, wow, okay, all right.
So here's Dempsey's driver, bioh during his first season with Porsche. That's the
way you say it if you know, yeah, I know, is every
pretentious asshole says it. I do. I'm sorry, I drive a I'm
on the west side. Well that was I called it Porsche and I was
corrected by a guy who raced Porsche. So I see Porsche. I thought
that was known. We called it a Porsche. What was named after the
guy's daughter, an Audie Patrick Dempsey, Oh no, that was Mercedes with
I don't know where Porsche is he needed. Pat scored fourth place at the
gt AM class at Leman's twenty four hours and twenty thirteen. That's fucking amazing
with a Porch nine eleven g T three rs R. That's a that's an
amazing thing. That's a twenty four hour endurance rates. It's usually I don't
I think they just do two drivers, but say more amazing than that.
Paul Newman won it, and I believe he was eighty Another crusty under the
table from morn. I believe that Paul Newman was eighty years old when he
won. Yeah kidding, Yeah, And I think he was Porsche as well
when he was racing it, but I don't look. The cars are probably
way different right than when he couldn't drive in the actual streets but drove the
ship out of all the bonds. Paul Newman used to have a house on
Chautaqua Lake, Yeah probably, and over the summers, like he would he
would just hang out with like regular folks and they'd wait they wouldn't bother him
at home. He was always gracious with everybody. Drove John Deer down the
street and somebody scratched it over the rock, Danny's little brother. He thought
it was his dad's. He was gonna get rid of it, right,
you're selling it to Paul Newman. Fuck that yard. He probably did.
I don't. He lived in Connecticut. I told you I saw him in
Lime Rock Racing and it was uh, the guy that owned the radio station
with race down there. So yeah, what do I know? What do
I know? All right, we'll get out of here. I still I
apologize, all right for Danny. Unbelievable score today, Danny, and you
gave him the fucking answers. I did not, because if I did,
you would have been just as close. Because you guys were off. You're
right around both answers. Can't think I missed that Yankee question though I was
off by one. But you still hope you can't sleep? Apply, I
hope you can't sleep. Knotty water water will turn in your card. Your
block would love you to go get sit with doctor Deeve. That would have
been around he's sleeping. I think for Kevin, you are from Dan Barrell
on Bill Moran will see You Tomorrow.