Week Come come on, good morning, This is Ed McMahon and now ladies,
sus gentlemen, Yeah, Rid Ryan, Yes, sir, come on,
ready to turn you loose. For the weekend. We got four hours
of pain. We call it free Beer Friday, Fanny Friday mixed in there.
We'll do a little open phones Friday in the nine o'clock hour. Of
course, we'll be celebrating moms today on the show. Lots of stuff for
you on links and guests as we get ready. I mean Mother's Day weekend,
but Mother's Day on Sunday, and that seems to be like the crappiest
weather day too, man with thunderstorms. If you can do your weather,
if you can do your Mother's Day celebrations, if you have stuff outside,
I don't. If you're drill and chill and do all that, Saturday to
do the best day for that, but beer every hour. Thank you to
our friends over at Specs. Ed Rock is going for win number two in
the fresh out of Madhead two head Challenge. We'll play that game at around
six twenty. Falling in reverse tickets, I think those go on sale today
at ten. We'll give those to you on the Fun Fact flashback. I
got Rob Zombie STP tickets, Alternative Income Kings of Leon tickets. Come on,
dude, we're going to be busy, busy, busy, And all
those tickets that I mentioned are for sale for twenty five dollars this week to
Live Nation Sale. We'll get into the weather and all that stuff. But
looks like Tesla's got some stuff for us. Good morning. What are Houston's
headlines? Well, the testimony of the adult film star at the center of
the hush money trial for former President Donald Trump is finally over. St Daniels
finish almost seven hours of this testimony, with Trump's attorneys putting her through an
intense cross examination where she was accused of making the alleged affair up with Trump
in order to just make money. So, really, you only have one
key witness left to testify for the prosecution, after Western Hout, who is
a former White House aide. It's going to be former Trump attorney Michael Cohen.
So that's what all eyes are on. Nationally. Also have an update
on the neurlink implant that was put into a human less excuse me, more
than one hundred days ago. Remember this implant that was placed in a quadriplegic.
No, I don't like I have friends that are like obsessed with neurolink
and I don't know what's going on. Okay, So the implant was put
in someone a quadriplegic's brain, and then they had reported that he had the
ability to play online computer games, browse the Internet, livestream, use other
applications, all by controlling a cursor with his mind. Well, now they
say Neurlink says that implant has experienced a problem. The recording retracted from the
brain in twenty nine year old Nolan our Ball. So apparently it's just a
malfunction and they're really trying to troubleshoot seeing how they can either fix this or
remove the link altogether. So that's an update on a pretty big story.
There. Year old woman in Michigan was found living inside a grocery store sign.
The sign on the roof of the building. She has a job,
she has a car. She's been inside that sign for a year. When
she's got a desk. She's the flooring in the sign. She put some
flooring done. Yes, there's a houseplant. There's a houseplan. It's unclear
on how big the space is, but she had it decked out, and
again she'd been living there for about a year. They contractors were sent to
work on the sign and they discovered her home. That's how you know the
housing market is in a weird spot. Wow, are you ready for a
new action hero? Sure? Always? Okay? What if that hero is
a nearly one hundred year old woman? S relate? Okay? Good?
Ninety four year old June Squib stars in film. It's the story of a
woman who loses ten thousand dollars to a scammer pretending to be her grandson,
which is a you know, not a far fetched story. We hear about
this all the time. Well, she gets no satisfaction from the cops,
she decides to take matters in her own hands. So this is a felt
This movie again called Thelma. The original Shaft is gonna be in this.
In this movie, there's also stars Parker Posey, Clark, Greg macam McDowell,
Nicole Byer all Right, and Parker. If Parker Posey's in it,
that means it's a weird movie. It's a comedy. She's a weirdo,
but I love him. I love that weirdo. There you go, Delmo
hit theaters June twenty first, and we have the trailer Court officially lost the
launcher. Second collection of merchandise in collaboration with Adidas. Lots of stuff there,
shoes, sock shirts, even a sequenced tracksuit inspired by Jonathan Davis's iconic
outfit from the Got the Life music video back in ninety eight. Those are
Houston headlines. I'm dusting off the CD. Thank you all right? Play
that city, play it? What yeah? That show? What they remember
otway yesterday? I mean the Yankees forwarded three. Jordan Alvarez and John Singleton
both homered in the game for the shows. John Singleton also he got called
out frustrating. He gets struck out on a like batter's box violin, like
he took too long outside the batter's box. They don't make fun of you
enough, Like they need to make you like a weird sombrero, Like you
need to be embarrassed when you like step out of the batter's box or the
pitch clock runs out. That's we need to work on that. As the
MLB goes it gonna be a little propeller on that. Just do something where
you look silly. Put anst cap on tonight, the After's gonna open up
a weekend series with the Tigers. S Framber Valvedes will be on the mount
for the shows, going up against Detroit's Casey Mys first pitches at five forty.
You can listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talks seven to
ninety. In the NBA Playoffs, the Calves let the Celtics one, eighteen
to ninety four to tie that series up at a game a piece, and
the Mavericks top to Thunder one nineteen to one ten to even that series as
well. In the Stanley Cup Playoffs, the Rangers got by the Hurricanes in
overtime three to two, and the Stars took care of the Avalanche five to
three. In soccer tomorrow night, used donfc's gonna be back on the pitch.
They're gonna host FC Dallas at Shell Energy Stadium. That'll kick off at
seven thirty. You can watch it on Apple TV. That is what's going
on in sports. I'm looking at my team, I got them looking at
Chili. Can I get four hours out of you? Can I get four?
Can I get four more hours out of you? This week? Right?
Mean? Fine? Yeah, okay, all right, We're gonna kick
a little lass. Today it's free beer Friday and then bam that last hour
with open phones. I love it all. All right, we're talking a
lot of Mother's Day today on the show. Do you want to get in
on that first case of beer? Let's go the most interactive show on the
radio. Favorite Good job Eli, Bam Friday, Bam Friday, Bam Friday.
You got a free man Friday, Free bam Friday. Right, bam
Friday, Bam Friday, Bam Friday. Who shredding over there? Hey?
Good morning, rod Ryan Show, Good morning, Well hello, who's this?
This is Johnny? Hi Johnny? How are you? I'm doing pretty
well? How about you? So off to a great start? Thank you
for as awesome awesome? Can I interest you in a in a case of
beer? Hell yeah? You care man? Are you? Yeah? Dude?
You got them beers? Congratulations? Hey hell yeah? Thank you guys?
Hell yeah. I mean, if that isn't some kind of an indicator
of what kind of weekend you're gonna have. Johnny, he got the first
case of beer. Where are you from? I'm from Southwest Amy. All
right, dude, a leaf on the on the beer board. I want
you to have the best weekend. Okay, man, you guys as well,
Thank you so much. Man, love it though. Man. Also,
Happy Motherday to all the beautiful women out there. Oh man, I
couldn't have said it better myself. I couldn't have said it better myself,
Johnny, Thank you, bro. Hang on, Chilie's gonna set you up
with those beers. That's a great way to get things rolling. Well,
wakey, wakey, it's gonna be like that all morning long, at least
three more times for beer straight up at seven eight nine, sprinkling in all
kinds of amazing tickets. The fresh out of bed ed to Ed is coming
up, I believe right it is. How does this guy that's a fresh
fish come in here and walk away with ten names? Ed Rocks like that
Tess the street name for this guy, street on the streets, on the
streets, saying this, he's ed Rock. But he took that gal out
Abby, he took our Abbey. He beat Abby and Arby, Army Larby.
Given. People were not happy with Ed. I mean, people weren't
as excited as I was. I mean, I love to have an Abby
on, but people were mad that they wanted Abby to go to the Hall
of fame, so Ed Rock, We'll see you. You got to committed.
You don't be someone. Pump Chump Guy Falling in Reverse tickets going on
sale today at ten. They got a lot of fans here though. We'll
have a pair of tickets for you in Homeroom on the Fun Fact Flashback The
Rob Zombie Elis Cooper tickets at seven twenty stp Live Soul Asylum tickets at eight
twenty. Kings of Leon playing the Toyota Center August sixteenth. Tickets are on
sale now. We'll have tickets for you on No the show. We're gonna
sprinkle in a ton of Mother's Day stuff for you today on the show.
There's a great link, kind of a catch all, like everything you need
to know about Mother's Day. Some of you slackers out there, I'm looking
in the room. If there's people slacking on maybe gifts and those types of
things, there's gonna be a great catch all link. Now. Looking at
the weather. Ten percent chance of rain today, tomorrow, same thing.
Partly cloudy today, high of eighty nine, cooling off a little tomorrow eighty
four. Now Mother's Day Sunday, ninety percent chance of thunderstorms. We knew
that was coming, So make your plans accordingly for the weekend. All right,
let me take a short break, let me come back in a rec
check for you. We'll find out what's trending, and then we'll get set
up for ed Rock The Fresh out of Bed ed to Head, Kingdom of
the Planet of the Apes, now playing only in theaters ninety four or five
The Buzz, Good Morning, Rod Ryan Show, Welcome back six twenty on
this free beer fry, one case of beer out the door already. We'll
get back to you with that straight up at seven, eight and nine.
Today's great high of eighty nine, low chances of rain partly Claude Skuy's almost
the same thing. For tomorrow, it'll cool off a little bit. High
of eighty four. Mother's Day Sunday, ninety percent chance of thunderstorms. What's
trending over there? I'm on Google. The biggest thing was Hailey Bieber.
Justin and Hailey Bieber announce their pregnancy in an Instagram post. And this is
the biggest news. Apparently the Beebes is breeding. Yeah, new generation of
Bebes and breeder. A lot of people are called Justin Bider. I didn't
anybody was calling yeah, lots of people. It's clever. Also, the
Tortured Poets Department is Taylor Swift's new album that you obviously have heard of,
but did you know she had She now has a set, so it is
now in her era's tour. She premiered it in Paris. People are losing
their minds that myself included, Emma included. My wife is watching some dude
live streaming from the concert, like when I got home, that's what she
did. Yesay, she had the day, so some dude just recorded the
whole thing. What artists do is when they put out a new album,
they play cuts from that album. Like, Taylor Swift's not doing anything that
every single already had on Parris tour already planned for her. What are you
losing your mind over? She added new songs? Yeah, so it's the
song about Paris. In Paris, you don't understand, Okay, now I
get it. And it's the new costumes, it's a new set design,
it's everything that's added to the eras part of her legacy. Guys can get
with it. And then obviously rod something that you do know about. Fanny
Friday, a well performing blog page for us on the rod Ryan Show.
I don't know who submitted it yet. I will check and thank you.
That's what's trending on nighty for five of the bus. Where's Abby? She
goes? What happened? She was playing your boy head Rock. She was
playing lights out all week. I thought, I'm like, get her in
the Hall of Fame. Un it was like a fresh fish. We were
like, Okay, that's gonna be light work. Let's hear from this guy
here. Good morning. Everybody, say hi to Eddie. This former fresh
fish is now you're fresh out of bed ed to head champion. Uh oh,
take an Abby, Ed, And that's where I'm looking at it,
dude, That's not what we did yesterday. We played his speech. Something
happened. Yeah. People come in and it's the second third time this has
happened. Yeah, I just I just saw that. We played head speech
in its entirety. He said funny things. It's hilarious. Okay, well,
Ed, you're gonna have to cut another speech today. That means you're
gonna have to win today if you think you can beat ed Rock seven one
three two one two five nine four five. It's free beer Friday. You
always drink on the clubbing. Yeah, I guess I do Ron Ryan Show
on ninety four five The Buzz before five The Buzz three days Grace lost in
your Ryan Show. Getting you all primed up for the weekend football. You
moms have a great mother's day this weekend. Rain is the big story for
Sunday, ninety percent chance of thunderstorms. So if you got some outdoor activities,
make sure you try to get that in today and tomorrow. All right,
let's play a game. Just still thinking about Abby, and now it's
time for the Fresh out of bed Head to Head Challenge. Listeners to your
corners, all right, Ed, rock uh huh, listen, you got
rid of Abby. It better not have been just for you coming in here
in one pump jumping it. Okay, you better come in here and kick
a little ass. I'm gonna try. Okay, you're tired today. You
sounded a little bit more into it yesterday. Dude. We changed the name
of the game for you, Okay, the fresh out of bed head to
Ed. I would think you'd be a little bit more enthusiastic. Oh,
I gotta win too, so that everybody can quip me and mad at me
for taking Havy out. I don't think they're ever going to forgive you for
that. Oh boy, Sean Connery, double O seven. This guy's good.
I knew it would be you knew it would be him. Hey,
Sean Connery, knew it would be one of that. I knew it would
be one of those guys. One of those, uh, one of those
guys that's pretty good at the game. Sean Connery, welcome back, good
morning. How many times you've been in the Hall of Fame, dude,
just just the two times the top stop me on my third round. You've
only been in the Hall twice. Just prepared for you to say six or
seven. All Right, this guy's bark is way worse than his bite.
Don't worry about him, Adie, Well, I don't have to explain anything
to Sean Connery. It's been in the hall, Eddie. I'm not saying
that it would be the upset of the year or anything like that, but
it'd be a big deal if you beat Sean Connery. What are they playing
for? I rod Ryan Churchy shirt and those change lives? Big deal?
Okay, those shirts change lives. Shout out your name when you think you
know the answer. Double O seven. I know you're ready, Eddie.
Good luck Eddie. Thanks Matt, fresh out of bed head to d ed
Rock Question number one. I'm just gonna ask it. I'm just doing it.
Yes, it's number one on my sheet. It's been number one on
my sheet for about a month. What red sauce would you dip a mozzarella?
Sean? Sean Connery maaron Ara sauce. Yeah, I was gonna take
any red sauce. I mean pizza sauce, spaghetti sauce. I was gonna
accept every red sauce on the planet. Okay, you want to dip your
monzarella stick and catch up, knock yourself out. You would have got a
bell on that today. Rose. I just don't think marrin air is always
available. Marr and eara. It comes with cheese sticks. Okay, well,
Sean Connery got in there. Hey, Ed, uhh, I'm still
here, are you? Are you hear the rest of the question? Okay,
oh yeah, what red sauce would you dip me mozzarella stick in?
Eddie? Now he shouts out his name. All right, here we go,
Ed. You would have said Marinara too, right, Oh, of
course, of course. And I did say my name you'll just hear it
about twenty minutes after the delay. Listen, he's got jokes. He's a
funny guy guy. Question number two, well, he's trying to win everybody
back after destroying Abby. Question number two, what does a snake flick out
on their miles? Eddie, Eddie, Eddie their tongue, Tessa, we
we went on the white steak in the middle of the freshot of d Get
out of here? Uh floor snake? What does a snake flick out of
their mouth in order to smell? Fun? Fact? Good knowledge? Eddie's
in right. Alex didn't answer that one. I'm allowed to answers for the
wind God use some help. Ed would you shut up? Oh? That
was Sean? All right? For the win, here we go, boys,
come on, listen carefully because they're they're evenly matched. Here. What
does a thermometer measure? Okay, looking at my team, I thought it
was shown by a biscuit. But if you guys heard tie, go to
the next question. I'm going tie on that. I knew it all right,
Guys, shout out your name when you think you know the answer,
Ed Rock and double O seven Sean Connery, what is the base Eddie,
Eddie, Eddie, go God, you got me. I know I did.
You don't know what I'm saying. You have no idea to start talking?
Really, go ahead, give me an answer. Three the base three
two one water. That's a good guess. What's the base ingredient in guacamole?
Sean Connery locado? Yeah true, Sean, I expected you to make
easy work of Eddie here, and you struggled with him. He played.
He played really good, Yester. I don't I don't know if everybody understood
how fast he was. I thought he played really well. It was too
busy morning, abby. Yeah, good game at a good game. Yeah,
good game. This just means I get to call back, and now
we don't have to wait until next year. Yeah, I guess you get
a buzzer. I'll tell you that much. And then, yeah, thirty
thirty days for this Eddie guy that just on for the first time yesterday.
All right, bro, having great weekend. It's been fun having you on.
All right, thanks y'all. Eddie have fun here for a good time,
not a long time, all right, that's what we say. Okay,
Hey, Sean Connery, can you join us on Monday? Oh you
know, I Happy Mother's davorybody, Happy Mother's Date. All the moms.
Sure, now a few words from your mom? Are you gonna make me
count one? Mom? I'm twenty six two? All right? Happy Mother's
Day, ninety four or five the buzz, Good morning, rod Ryan's show.
Split. It's free beer Friday. We'll have another case of beer coming
up for you at seven o'clock. Let's see what a great game. Eddie
is a killer, He's no fish, he's a shark. Great new addition,
we need this in this game. Great try, Eddie. Congrats double
seven. That's coming from adam Ada mccop out there. I thought it was
a really really good game. Umm Eddies on thirty days, man, I'd
like to hear back from him. Abby's on twenty nine days. Rash out
of bed head to head Challenge. Here's your current champion. Good morning everybody,
double out of seven. Back in the driver's seat. This two time
Hall of Famer is now you're fucked out of bed, had to head one
day camp. You plan on being with you guys all starting on Monday when
I make it win number two bitches uh Skowsky the Big Laskowski Master Master Mike.
Yeah, drinks of beers in the hot hub and sends us pictures in
the morning. Yes. Uh, Sean Connery had that by a mile.
He said there was no tie. There was no tie. I'm going to
go back and listen to that too. Well, no harm, no follow
Double seven won the game. So yeah, okay, well we'll do it
all again on Monday. It's the fuck back to the day. We make
you look smart and funny? Buddy? Is this the fu to the day?
The guy that drinks beers in the hot tub at six in the morning
is telling me that we were wrong. It just hit me. It just
hit me. Okay, the big Laskowski. Good to hear from you.
Fun facts for you today. There are more blue and orange Eminems in a
pack of Eminems than any other colors. They all taste the same, huhe
Blue is the new eminem color? Yep. I think blue was pretty recent
edition, right, little kid? But I remember that they voted on it.
How was blue not already there? America was one hundred years old before
there was something called the Pledge of Allegiance. That is funny. Yeah,
originally only had twenty three words. The phrase the United States of America was
not even in it under God was added in nineteen fifty four. I'm not
even getting into that with you to this morning. I liked that they made
it wait like one hundred years to earn the respect, Like we're not gonna
pledge to you just yet. Yeah, yeah, move it. See,
We'll make you work for our allegiance. It was a It had something to
do with the anniversary of Christopher Columbus's arrival to the America, so it was
kind of a boost patriotism. And then in schools we do it. No
final fun fact for you today, sixty seven percent of American adults have had
coffee in the past twenty four hours. It's important. That's neat, more
than any other beverage, including water. Yeah, it's important. That seems
bad. Damn. That's up from forty nine percent of adults in two thousand
and four. Man, we were loving our coffee more than ever. It's
the fuck back to the day. We make you look smart and funny your
body, it's the fun back to the day. Let's give away a great
prize here. Okay, why don't we give away the pair of tickets to
see Falling in Reverse before they go on sale at ten am today. Wou
What am I going to ask you? It's your fun? Oh okay,
they must be getting after Chili's blue shoes. What animals when they're mating,
they get it on between twenty and forty times a day. They should be
doing the endorsement for blue shoes. Uh, they do it so much.
They basically only stopped to grab a bite and then they go right back to
mounting. What I mean mating? What animals are we talking about? You
love? What animals are smashing twenty to forty times a day? Seven?
It's now time for rock out with your stock out with Captain Cash. He's
not in the room with us, he's on the phone. Hey, how
brother Rod? Good morning? All right? Hey, shout out to Mama
Cash. I hope she has a great Mother's Day and Grandmother's Day and everything
else. She appreciates that I love her, all right? How do we
do on Wall Street? Yesterday? Oh? Good day on Wall Street?
The dad was up three hundred and thirty one points. Kickoff this morning?
Yet thirty nine thousand, three eighty seven NASDAC up forty three where sixteen thousand
and three forty six benchmark ten year Treasury is trading out a four point four
to six percent, and oil is a seventy nine dollars eighty five cents of
barrel to the most actives, the Big Studs Home Depot, Caterpillar at Goldman,
Sachs, the Big Duds Salesforce, IBM, and Cisco. On the
economic cantary this morning, we'll get numbers on consumer sentiment for May. Right
now, Futures looking pretty good. They're on the upside. Hang on to
this. There's going to be a positive opening right here on Wall Street.
That's it Mega. This is hal Linn Manage, a director with Rammy James
reporting for The Rod Ryan Show from Ramony James on, Sam Felipe and Me
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reported by YAM ninety four or five The Buzz Welcome back Rod Ryan's show.
Hey, come on, oh it's not playing on there, it's your fun
facts. All right, let's say Benjamin once in. Hey dude, Benjamin,
maybe not Okay, let me do this. So hey, hey a
cup, brother, Rod, this is Benjamin's up. We've said, weally
discussed before, we discussed this, the Benjamin thing before. Okay, what
animals are mating smashing between twenty and forty times a day, only stopping to
grab a bite to eat, which is crazy. But yeah, dude,
oh hell yeah, congratulations. I'm I'm so high to go to the show.
So you know what you're you're winning here falling in reverse. It's the
last pair of tickets before they go on sale today at ten o'clock that we're
giving away on this station. Okay, awesome, all right, Benjamin,
hang on, here's to your mom. Come on, your only parent that
didn't forget you with them ma all once when you were too happy Mother's Day
Hot on ninety four or five The Buzz Rod Ryan's Show on this free beer
Friday. Don't worry. Don't worry. We'll get to another case of beer
very very soon. Partly cloudy skyes ten percent chance of rainbow today and tomorrow
eighty nine today, high eighty four tomorrow, continuing to cool off because what
rain Lots of it on Mother's Day. Ninety percent chance of thunderstorms on Sunday.
We got some stuff for you moms out there coming up in this headline
here, all right, test to take it away? What you got?
Okay? So forper President Trump's hush money trial reaches day fifteen. Today,
he's still facing thirty four thirty four fell in accounts related to full spying records
covering up a payment to adult film actors Story Daniels, isn't this the last
day we could probably play that sunny song? Oh dude, probably, I
mean, I thought maybe we should work that in a little bit stormy.
Yeah, it was like a seven hour cross extimidation. There were seven hours
of testimony yesterday, but it was finally it did finally wrap up. The
judge did deny emotion by Trump's attorneys for a mistrial following her testimony, which,
as I just said, concluded yesterday. Yeah, play it is Sunday.
Well, I think we had a old bit of Mother's Day bit with
this song. I'll try and find it. I think we had something for
that Mother's Day on Sunday. Okay, yeah. A new survey asked moms
about their favorite ways to spend their free time, watching movies or TV shows,
catch up on sleep, and doing personal care ranked at the top.
If you haven't got mom a gift just yet, what are you gonna do?
You're gonna hit up the candle aisle at CBS again. There are a
bunch of sites that put together last minute gifts that you can still get in
time, mostly Amazon stuff, but we have a blog page dedicated to all
of it. Yesterday I was, I mean, my mom, my brother
did this. He goes Mom and Allison, what do you want for Morother's
Day? List three things? And I'm like, don't do that, don't
do that, don't give them that wide open card just getting whatever they want.
But my mom's says, Amazon gift card, Venmo cash, but Capital
butt. If I don't get any of these things, I still love you
all one hundred infinity. I would rather just you spend some of the day
with me then and one more time. Here's that been right, and here's
my cash up. Listen. I walked into Kroger yesterday and Mother's Day threw
up. Yeah, I mean beliver you the balloons, the flowers, everything.
I mean, it's just the Mother's Day. Yeah, Insana, It's
like Valentine's Day and then Mother's Day. They compete for the stores. And
when you walk into Kroger at Father's Day weekend, nothing, It's like it's
like a tumbleweek and it just goes through the aisle sucks. Hey. This
might sound weird, but not at a car. Companies make cars anymore.
Chevrolet just announcer killing off the Chevy Malibu. That's their last normal like four
door sedan. They've still got Mustangs, they still got the little Chevy bolts,
regular old, regular car. Other than that, it's all trucks.
It's all SUVs, which baby, I love that blazer. I'm zipping around
and I got you, I got it swapped up. Well, I got
it swapped again. Yesterday they had me in a bright blue one, a
little too smart efect for me. Now I'm in a black one. Feel
a little cooler anyway. The nineteen ninety six, the nineteen sixty four model,
the seventy eight model, and the twenty twenty four model. We have
pictures of those. It really debuted as a luxury version of the Chevelle called
the HIV Bell Malibu. Those cars used to be tricked out back in the
day, like a Malibu Chabelle. Yes, oh yeah, Okay, I
say Malley, you say boo when the Malibuu's a rock in, don't come
and knock in. That was more for the Vans. Well, you put
some Craiger Rims on an old Malibu and you get an Alpine stereo in there
with some Jensen triaxle speakers. They still do the Corvette, but that's like
a very sports car. Thing is a regular car, right Ford has Ford
Motor Company has also abandoned traditional sedan. They discontinued their Ford Tourists. Yeah,
the Mustang is the only traditional car they sell, and uh, Chevy
ditch It's main competitor of the Camaro last year. And even Tesla doesn't like
to be called a car company. Elon Mussa's you know, we're more of
an AI robotics company. Okay, Toyota Camery best selling traditional car us last
year. The summer's box office is expected to come up short of pre pandemic
numbers for the first time since two thousand and nine. The summer box office
doesn't have a Marvel film to kick off what is considered a key movie season.
Marvel's Dead Pole and Wolverine is going to be out July twenty six,
but it's the first R rated flick from Marvel Disney's Planet of the Apes that
is tracking for a domestic opening weekend between fifty five and sixty millions paramounts IF
is looking at around forty million, but analysts believe the summer movie season will
exceed three billion dollars in ticket sales, but just barely before COVID the summer
box office consistently top more than four billion dollars. Down for some apes.
I want to see the ape down for some apes, I just see.
I don't think anybody else is. I can't take my kid to that.
Come on, sit there by myself for the ipis. The most popular genre
to drink too is hip hop. According to a study a party playlist on
Spotify, the most popular hip hop drinking song is this one, Yeah Juice
No. I would rather drink to this than gin and Juice so Arden Yeah,
and then it goes low Flow Rider, No Hands by Waka Flaka,
than Temperature champ All, and then Jimmy Cooks and I don't Know Drink featuring
two one Savage Chinging not saying on this list at all. Let's get back
to the rock songs. Here are the top ten songs in rock. Well,
we have the top tens and songs and rock to drink to. They
say Thunderstruck, that's everyone's favorite. Gets us going Highway to Hell, Sweet
Home Alabama, Leonard Skinner Back in Black Again a CDC and Hotel California Eagles.
You can read the whole list drinking the Hotel California. You can check
out, but you can never leave rodo headline. I guess it wasn't Thunderstruck
like it was like that Roxanne drinking game was like every time they say thunder
you drink, and then Roxanne every time he says rock Sanne. You know,
Alex, no one does that anymore. We don't die. You don't
want to die. Alex is like that's a college thing I did last week.
I didn't collag but like that's what we do. It's like an adult
getting here, where's el the way tomorrow? All right? This weekend guys,
Astros one, yeah, hey, breaking, Yeah, Astros didn't lose
last night. They beat the Yankees four to three. Jordan Alvarez and John
Singleton both homered in the game for the Strows. They'll open up a weekend
series with the Tigers tonight. Krit Mavaldez will be on the mount for the
shows, going up against Detroit's Casey MAI's first pitches at five point forty and
you can listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety.
In the NBA, the Calves bt the Celtics one eighteen to ninety four,
and the Mavericks top to thunder. And the Stanley Cup playoffs, the Rangers
took out the Hurricanes in overtime three to two, and the Stars got by
the Avalanche five to three. And in soccer using DNA webc's gonna be back
on the pitch tomorrow night to host FC Dallas at Shell Energy Stadium. That's
gonna kick off at seven thirty and you can watch it on Apple TV.
That was what's going on in sports now. You're driving into work this morning,
you're wondering man, is this son of a bitch gonna give away another
case of beer? Yes? Boys, yeah, another case of beer coming
your way. The rod Ryan Morning Show, six Am, The Buzzadam Rode.
You got a free Bam Friday. You got a free man Friday,
Free Bam Friday. Man, Right, Bam Friday, Bare Friday, Maright
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Well, hello, who is this? This is Derek Becky. I'm gonna
give this guy a bell your collar ten. Hell yeah, I'm giving you.
Thank you, brother, Derek. I'm giving you a case of beer
number two. Where are you from? The Woodland? Okay? All right,
Woodlands? All right, Woodland. Hey man, I'm listening to Rob
Ryan shows and day one. This on the second time I've ever got to
call Wait wait wait wait wait wait now we're going back twenty years dude.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember when they would call you Rob
Ryan. I will still do. I get a rob every now and then,
and thing makes my team happier when somebody calls me. The smile on
their face alone, I don't even get mad anymore because they're so happy about
it. Yeah, so did you say, yeah, that's us? Did
you say this is only the second time you've ever called. Yeah, yeah,
what's that about. I mean just I just like to listen. I
don't interact much, man, And then you do, and then you get
through, and then you got the beers. Now that's it. Gonna be
a great weekend, Derek Man, I'm glad we connected. Thank you for
all those years. Thank you, thank you having read the day all the
mom Yeah, well everybody's getting that in there. Mom love yeah, mom
love is strong. Yeah. Mother's Day weekend. I thought we should do
some kind of a pole question. It's just something related to Mother's Day.
Just got all our bases covered here. I always wanted me to do something
for dog moms. I'm like, I don't want to argue, okay,
just fighting. Fighting is not what I want to do. Okay, it's
fun, the dog mom thing. What it's not real? Why it's not
real? This? I feel like you do want to fight when you say
that, I've got opinions. I've got thoughts on that. I don't want
people fighting. There's enough fighting on the X now, Moms, I know
all you want is our time, So I'm gonna I'm talking materialistic now,
Okay, like you asked your mom specifically or your brother did she said straight
cash homie, yes, but so you could just spend time with me.
I would like that, I know, and I'm everyone's going to answer that.
I have a question just specifically for moms on the x okay, and
you can be materialistic on this. Moms, what do you want most of
the four categories here for Mother's Day? Something homemade, gift card, flowers,
dinner. Now the ex still only offers four available spaces. All of
the above is not available. I'm asking what do you want most? And
this is going to help everyone else that hasn't made a move yet. What's
the most important thing? Dinner at fifty percent right now, flowers in cash
tied at twenty five percent. Nobody wants your homemade crap. Of the five
people that have voted already, that's not true, sorry people, only four
people have voted. I just put it up. Will be making some of
that homemade DIY stuff on Houston Life today and I think people will really enjoy
it. Like your mom wants a potholder that you made, Maybe she does.
What are you gonna make sure it has a keychain, a popsicle stick,
manger keychain with a picture of her new grand baby. Give a tour.
I made one of those popsicle mangers. You know your home had a
picture of London doing literally anything. Yes, bring a little tear to her
eye. Probably pro hack just because is having a kid. If you are
going to give a picture of your kid to your mom, go to Michael's
or some one of these crafty stores, hobby lobby. Go get a five
dollars blank wood frame. Let the kid paint the frame and then put the
picture in there. It takes that picture. It's better than like getting it
professionally framed somewhere. If the kid just slaps some paint GLUESO Macaroni on it,
trust me, Grandma's going to love that ten times more. It really
is like the easiest thing you could do. Now, having that all done
and made him prepped for Sunday. If she's out of town, it's going
to be a problem. Miss I love you. That's a song about Tracy
Bonham's mom. Nice. Okay, I gotta take a break. There's a
great Mother's Day link up this morning. It's got a lot of thought starters
and it could bail some of you out. But again, on the X
I'm asking moms. I don't know, this is a specific question for mom.
So you know our voting is going to be cut, you know in
I don't know what the percentage of our women listeners are moms, but it's
going to be low. But I think it's going to be useful today.
Let's take a short break. When we come back in a rec check for
you. We'll find out what's trending, and then we'll give you Rob Zombie
Alice Cooper tickets. Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes now playing only in
theaters Houston's Rock, Houston's Alfarnadam and The Rod Ryan Morning Show ninety four or
five The Buzz Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show. I still have not watched
that. Tom Brady Russ, Okay, you need to watch it. And
Nicki Glazer is the star of that show. Her host was the best one.
Yeah, I'm not I know they took time to edit out all the
booze of Kim Kardashian. Have they edited down the show or is it three
hours? Still? Three hours? In? Like seventeen minutes? Wow?
Have you watched Alex I watched a lot of the clips on Sunday and Monday,
I have sat down and watched the full thing. Yeah, it took
me two nights. Yeah. Maybe it's like you get halfway through it and
they do it really well because they'll have like a really strong roaster like Nicky,
and then they'll have like one of the football guys go that's like,
that's not their job, and you know they had a writer. Yeah right,
maybe this weekend, I'm gonna try to get around to it. Part
of the cloudy skies today ten percent chance of rain. That's the same for
tomorrow. All right, so we're gonna be dropping in temperature eighty nine today,
eighty four tomorrow. The thunderstorms that are sitting at around ninety percent for
Mother's Day on Sunday is gonna cool it down quite a bit. Would probably
be in the seventies for most of Mother's Day. But wet and rainy and
skanky outside. We don't want to say skanky outside on Mother's Day, but
that's what we have. What's trending Baby Reindeer Martha, the real one,
Fiona Harvey. She had an interview with Piers Morgan yesterday. Isn't people care
because it's Piers Morgan. It's over in the UK are their clips and people
talking about it here. It's trending. Yes, he's got a hold of
this thing, and basically she's she's saying that he was he was obsessed with
her. She talks really quickly, she disregards a lot of the accusations.
And I didn't watch it. I didn't watch it. I've only seen some
clips. I don't think it was available to us to watch. It's appears
Morgan UK show, but you can stream it on YouTube. It on YouTube,
gotcha? So yeah, I would say from the clips that I watched,
the woman who portrayed you, Onda Harvey pretty much nailed it. I
mean, she pretty much nailed it. But we don't know what's true and
what's not. So okay, Baby Reindeer continues to be talked about on this
show, and Rod, It's not just on this show. This is the
most popular thing on Netflix and there is a cult following. I know.
I came in here and told you guys, Boddy, you had not heard
about it. Drop the Baby Reindeer bomb on all. I feel like the
guy that introduced you guys to drugs or something. I don't I need another
hit. I don't any this season I don't feel good about it. Hey,
let's talk about the bear because I know you and Alex really enjoy this
show. It's returning for season three June twenty seventh. We do have a
date. FX announced this date June twenty seventh with a teaser. There's an
upcoming for the upcoming season, so there's a teaser in it. Jeremy Allen
White's Karme is alone at the restaurant, steering into a camera that zooms out
over a Chicago skyline. Like the first two seasons, Hulu is gonna release
all the episodes at once. It's got the risky business music and why aren't
you watching this? Why aren't you watching try to? It just wasn't.
It didn't get a hold of me. Best show on TV really, and
it did win a lot of awards. It did win a lot of awards,
every award that it was up for. Speaking of someone who's won a
lot of awards, Kaitlyn Clark. She was playing for the Fever last night
and the fanfare was there. She had high praise from the crowd and she
is trending. When asked what she likes outside of basketball, she said,
I like warm chocolate chip cookies. Just a little Caitlin Clark tidbit for you
guys. That's what's trending. On ninety give away some tickets. I have
Rob Zambielli's Cooper free on Parade twenty twenty four tour tickets. I'll take caller
ten seven one, three, two, two nine four five. Your mom
has done a lot for you. Here it comes, yay, wishing all
moms a happy Mother's Day. The Ron Ryan Show on ninety four to five
The Buzz, How is that that? On? How is that not on
your most popular drinking Songs list? I don't know. I didn't make the
list, but what ninety four to five in the Buzz Good morning? Uh.
I think we told the Wizard we need that every Friday. I think
he's obliged since we've said it. I do think there was a call to
play that every Friday at some point on the show. Maybe the unofficial,
official, official, unofficial song of Fridays for us here. Uh, Tessa's
got a list here on the music blog page, and it's the most popular
drinking song in hip hop and rock, and that kind of straddles all the
world's over there. I guess if you wanted to put that in the hip
hop category. Yeah by Usher with Little John and Ludacris at one Low Flow
Rider, Flow Rider and t Pain No Hands walk a Floka Temperature Champaul.
What makes a great drinking song? I don't know. It's got to be
on a jukebox in an old man bar. It has to be on a
jukebox. And then when you walk into the bar and the sun is out
and husky Pete Rizzo and Sammy b Or in the corner right talking about the
good old days of oil and gas and how it's changed now. The drinking
song has to come off of a jukebox and not not one of those like
you know, Oiler guess Greg goes out and he's I guess you're doing it
from his phone. I'm gonna get your ass up and you gotta go hit
the buttons and they gotta go flapping through. You know. I don't know
what makes a great drinking song, Alex. I mean there's party songs.
There's songs that get you pumped up. What's the difference between that or your
walk in song for your you know, your UFC debut drinking sory? Some
me are also just like did I have to mention drinking. I think that's
yeah, it helps if it depends on how you define that, because I
also could say like a sweet Carolina drinking song, because when is it a
song that comes on that everybody can sing along too? Too while you're drinking,
Because when you're drunk and like mister Brightside comes on, you guys know,
I'm saying the hell that, do you want to at least you say
so the white people are too? Does it make you want does mister Brightside
make you want to slam a beer? Because I don't know, but it's
just like when it's on, you're like that, it just gets you excited
and then maybe you are more likely to crush a beer. What we just
listened to. If there was a little mini fridge in here and it was
a beer in there, I jumping around with the beer, I might have
grabbed one. Yeah, the rock, the rock songs, let's see what
we can find some sort of connective tissue here. The most popular drinking songs
for rock Thunderstruck, ac DC. Again, you could think about what's the
difference between walking out to your fight and drinking a beer? Highway to Hell,
ac DC, Sweet Home, Alabama, back in Black. ACDC is
dominating Hotel California. Is weird to me on this list? Yeah, Fortune
Fortunate Sun, I mean shout out to Nam Dreams by Fleetwood Mac. You
should be All night Long ac DC. Okay, ac DC is the drinking
band, don't stop believing. Yeah, Africa Toto. There you go.
It's a weird list. There's a song rock you can sing along to it,
I feel like and so maybe that plays into the drinking part where when
you're drunk and there's twenty other people that are also drinking. Okay, Well,
are these words different songs? They they conjure up different feelings. I'm
really trying to dissect what gets you to wanting to pound a beer a bartender
song? Hey bartender, Oh we're talking about a different one. Oh,
I thought you were talking about the far Kenner about Acon. Oh that also
she made us drinks to drink, We drunk, drunk, got drunk,
Oh, I don't know you? And drank from pain also absolutely slabs.
You can go and check out that list and the hip hop songs. That's
all on the world Famous Rod Ryan showpage at the buz dot com on the
music walk page. Good morning Rod Ryan Show, who's on the phone,
Good morning, Good morning? Who's this Mackenzie? You? Are you a
drinker? Alcohol? Kind of? I'm pregnant right now, so I can't
really drink. Go for one, though, I bet? Yeah, that
would be nice. How far how far along are you? Seventeen weeks?
Wow? Okay, you're just getting things rolling over there? Yeah, what's
a drinking song? What's what's a song that would be that would be on
that would come on the jukebox? You'd have a drink in front of your
hand, and you might drink that drink a little more aggressively. What's a
song that would do that for you? It's actually country, but it's a
Dinosaur by Hank Williams. Okay, okay, okay, I can go for
some O like that popa Top like the originally one Top, Yeah, Papa
Top. I could drink some beers to that. I don't know that.
Yeah, well he did the cover of it something like that. I like
the cover. I like the original. I could pound some beers to Pop
a Top. I mean, Toby Keith, I love this bar. We
always see that every Toby Keith. Oh dude, July fourth, this coming
July fourth, forget about it. I'm gonna forget about Hey, Mackenzie,
your callar ten. What are you giving her? Oh? You get the
Rob Zombielice Cooper tickets, a Free Time Parade Tour twenty twenty four. Have
fun over there. Oh my god, thank you so much. Mackenzie.
Is this your first? Yes? It so listen. You're a mom,
You're a mom? No, no, no, this is my second,
babe. Oh okay, oh okay, nice. I should have been more
specific. You're right, you're right. There's a couple of things happening at
once. You're pregnant and you want tickets. Okay, So you already have
a kid. Oh, this is kid number two. So this is you
know, Mother's day. Have a great weekend. Thank you so much for
listening. Thank you all right, hang on for me. It's free Dear
Friday on The Rod Ryan Show on ninety four or five Buzz ninety four or
five the Buzz Good Morning rod Ryan Show. A Love Street would have been
wonderful with that song. Yeah, any music is a drinking song. I
mean, in this crowd any so, any music at all, it's a
drinking song. Yeah, it's Friday. Don't ask me on a Friday.
This is the wrong thing to be covering on a Fronday. You know what,
Julie, I love. I love when you put those things up on
Facebook. This is another one of those perfect opportunities. If you were looking
for some content this weekend, one of those little color boxes on Facebook where
you're allowed to generate maybe a question, what's your favorite drinking song? I
think we get it. I think we get a thousand people commenting on that.
Yeah, but yeah, you forgot to say like Pitbull's Fireball, Oh
god, anything little John Shots. I mean that song did making over there?
I mean, what are we doing? What songs they drink to?
Or what songs is Rod taking his pants off to? Oh? No,
that comes on? Pit Bull comes on? My pants are off? Now?
Well, what's that guy? That the guy that you're in love with?
Rod? Who Ricky Martin? Now the other guy, the new one,
the new guy, the new guy. Uh, the new guy,
the new guy that sold out the Madison Square Garden like twenty five times.
Oh uh, you're right, the guy from One Direction, Harry. Once
that guy comes on, Rod is like an easy lady. There. I
know a drinking song for Rod. I don't like to be called in easy
lay. I don't think. I mean, play that song and you won't
be hard. Why you gotta do that to me? I know this.
When this Bad Way comes on, Rod has a love straight in his hand
that thinks delete it. Every song is a drinking song, yeah, every
especially this. Okay, when you ready, come and get it? Yeah,
give me a beer and get it, ChIL You want to do one
of those over the weekend, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually
I'm gonna do it right now, okay, yeah, and schedule it for
later. What's your favorite? You know, get it in there like Friday
afternoon when people are like getting all ready to prime up. What's your favorite
drinking song? It'll be interesting to see what you guys say. I think
there'll be a lot of country on that list. Yeah, I think,
given from our listeners, I think there'll be a ton of country on there.
The six things they talk about, I don't maybe the only Selena Gomez
will be my co all right, guys. If you want to see the
list though it is, it is on the music blog page Houston's Rock,
Houston's Alternative, and The Rod Ryan Morning Show Bus ninety four or five,
The Buzz Good Morning Rod Ryan's show, Lincoln Park lying from you. Free
beer Friday, Another case of beer coming your way straight up at eight o'clock.
It's seven to fifty three right now. I see low chances of rain
today tomorrow, partly cloudy skies today upper eighties, mid eighties tomorrow cooling off
Mother's Day though, ninety percent chance of thunderstorms. So that's going to affect
your plans, if you in fact do have plans. We'll be talking Mother's
Day coming up right here in Tessa has Houston's Headlines. Yeah, it's day
fifteen of the Trump hush money trial. The former president is accused of falsifying
records to cover up one hundred and thirty thousand dollars payment to adult film star
actress m Daniels, who finished almost seven hours of an interesting testimony yesterday.
So Trum's attorneys had put her through an intensive cross examination. Today, it's
a former White House assistant, Madaline Wester, how it will return to the
witness stand. That's Trump's former assistant. And then the only key witness left
after that is former Trump attorney Michael Cohen. So that's what's going on with
that. Now we know this weekend is all about mom. Google was looking
at the top Mother's Day flower in each state. Carnations are number one in
the nation. No mention of roses, peonies, hydranges, just so you
know. And then this parenting site put together. They were asking moms about
their favorite and not so favorite Mother's Day gives and the best ones include a
talking picture frame with the recorded message from the child. That's a good one,
but yeah, spa gift certificates are really big, and then a good
bottle of scotch also made this list. Can I tell you what our listeners
are saying? Sure, specifically, mom's what do you want most from Mother's
Day? I only got four categories here. Of moms say dinner, twenty
four percent say cash, gift card, seventeen percent say flowers, sixteen percent
something homemade. Okay, I saw in the comments a lot moms do that
thing just to be left alone. One of our moms wants more vinyl for
her collection. I read your comments, is what I'm saying. Good and
yeah, get in there, hime in their moms. That's on the exit
Rod Ryan Show. Absolutely and Happy Mother's Day. In advance. People expect
to live in a shoe box I feel like if you're in a city like
New York or you know, maybe Chicago or something like that, but you
know there might be a housing crisis when people in Michigan are living inside grocery
store signs. I'm just saying. The Family Fair supermarket in Midland, Michigan,
had some contractors out recently to work on the building. When they came
across a strange extension court, they followed it and discovered hidden dwelling. It
turns out a thirty four year old woman was living in the sign. It
was on the roof, so like the bill is part of a strip mall,
the signs on the front of a peak roof trust It's hollow. It's
three foot by four foot access. There's a door in the back. It's
unclear how big the space is, but she had it decked out. There
was flooring, she added flooring, a mini desk, a pantry of food,
a curing coffee maker, and even a house plant. She'd been living
there for about a year. I can't imagine being inside of a sign.
I'm looking at it right now. It looks like a strip mall type of
place. It looks like, you know, a grocery store. Yeah,
guys, you've got to get some pictures up of that sign. Did she
put the flooring down like what linoleum? Yeah, flooring, She put down
some tile. She made it home. Okay, Red Tree, all right,
you will too. That's on links and guests. Guys, are you
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June's Squib is starring in Thelma, the story of a woman who loses money
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don't help her, so she decides to take matters into her own hands.
So this is gonna be called Thelma, and it is going to be a
comedy. It hits theaters June twenty. First, we have the trailer Richard
Roundtree, the original Shaft. It's him in one of his last roles.
He passed away in October, so he's in that. And then Park Parker,
Posey Clark, Greg Malcolm McDowell, and Nicole Byer also in this comedy.
I should have gone with like Gertrude or something like really like an old
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born. Asher did win yesterday they beat the Yankees four to three. Jordan
Alvarez and John Singleton both homered in the game. Tonight They're gonna open up
a weekend series with the Tigers in Detroit. Franbur Valdez will be in the
mount for the strows going up because Detroit's Casey Myi's first pitches at five forty.
You can listen to the game on our sister station, Sports Talk seven
ninety. In the NBA Playoffs, the Calves bought the Celtics one eighteen to
ninety four and the Mavericks top to the Thunder one nineteen to one. Ten.
Tonight on the NBA schedule, the Pagers are gonna host the Nicks at
six, and the Timberwolves take on the Nuggets at eight thirty. You can
watch both of those games on ESPN. And in hockey, last night,
in the Stanley Cup Playoffs, the Rangers got by the Hurricanes in overtime three
to two, and the Stars beat the Avalanche five to three to even that
series up at a game apiece. Tonight, the Ruins are gonna play the
Panthers at six and then to connect Space the Oilers at nine. Both of
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I'm sorry Rod Ryan. Are you doing I'm doing I'm doing great again Testa's
last over the earlier they were supposed to be calling you Rob. I know
Rob and Ron and everything. Dude, your caller ten, congratulations, Well,
thank you. I appreciate that. I just have them ave beers,
So this actually works out really well, this works out great for you.
What'd you say your name was again? Film? My name is Dave out
Elite City, Dave, Dan, David, Frank, Donnie, Donnie,
Valentine, don everybody. All right, dude, enjoy your beers. Thank
you so much for listening. Yeah, thank you so much. Have a
great weekend and happy mother's date. Everybody good calling that, And then put
down on his on his caller, I d Chili ball breaker, so we
know not to pick up the phone when he calls next time. All right,
perfect, Thank you, bye, Dave, Thank you. Dave's a
nice guy. Dave is a nice guy. Okay, that leaves one case
of beer left. Thank you to our friends over at Specs for hooking us
up with the beers and Dave Oh he added ball breaker right there. Knage
thing Now gave the ball breaker, but he said it. Happy Mother's Day
to all the moms out there, there are some thought starters. We have
a little poll question up this morning, and it's specifically for our moms that
follow us on the X at Rod Ryan's show. I gave you I can
only give you four options. Mom, what do you want most this Mother's
Day? I know you just want our time. I get it. But
when it comes to you know, just things, what help everyone else out
that maybe is in a pinch right now? Say her? Twenty six percent
say cash or gift card, seventeen percent say flowers, fifteen percent say something
homemade. Am I surprised that flowers are that far down on the list.
You bet your ass? I am really, you bet your ass? I
am? Well, they die, that's an easy thing for me. That's
an easy thing for me to do. I think my mom really appreciates the
flowers when they at least she tells me she does. I can do that
from the miles away. That's right. I mean you're a long distance situation
going on. Flowers are and you know, my mom's a in a full
care facility now. So I for the longest time I had this rule about,
you know, dudes sending their chicks flowers to work because it just makes
all the other guys look bad. What's wrong with that? Because it makes
the other guys look bad? Don't they need to step it up? Don't
need to explain myself makes all the other guys look bad, or just step
it up. Guys, you're just you're thinking of yourself. I think my
mom kind of you know, gets your walker and holds those flowers up like
this only cup and just does a slow lap around the old folks home.
I go these, what are what? These? Look at? My kids
sent to me. So I was surprised at the flowers were that low on
the list. Listen, I follow this account. It's completely inappropriate. I
think it's white people humor. Yeah, it's making fun of white people.
But he has created he started on today's Friday. I think he started on
Tuesday. He said, I have forty seven dog mom memes. He goes,
I can't put them all out on one day, so he's been all
week. He's just putting out making fun of the dog mom situation. So
he chose violence this week, not Rod, Rod just having to stumble on
the account. I don't get involved in that discussion because I do think it's
silly. But this one here, this is a real email that come in,
and that came in and I need to stomp this out immediately. It's
a no names please, Rod. My husband told me that I was not
his mother. Therefore he doesn't celebrate Mother's Day with me even though I'm the
mother of his child. I got no time for that. Dude. That's
the mom of your child. It's Mother's Day. That's yeah, checking boys,
check your check your friends. He's way wrong on that. That's that's
got to stop. He doesn't celebrate Mother's Day even though I'm not the mother,
even though I'm the mother of a child. I'm curious as to what
percentage of the men in your audience feel this way. Hopefully I hope to
see it. I hope it's just your guy, and then I hope he
hears this and knows what he needs to like. You're wrong, dude,
bro, You're wrong on that. The mother of your child. Wrong,
You celebrate Mother's Day even though if you're lucky enough to have your mom around,
you celebrate that, and then the mother of your child you celebrate her
in house celebration bucko. But I don't think there's any wiggle room on that,
right nobody, I mean, can anybody? Are you the other?
My mom and my dad were arch nemesis when I was growing up. And
even my dad, who like they were just not cool. He'd be like,
your mom have a mother's day, go hear her about rose, get
her a cart like, and he would give me money to do that,
you know what I mean. And he was not happy about it. But
just celebrating Mother's Day. I could understand everything you just said, right right,
Okay, your dude's wrong on that. I hope there. I'm not
even gonna do it. I would never even do a poll question on that
because I wouldn't want to see anyone else that was acting like that guy.
No, no, no, no no no. That you celebrate the moms,
celebrate the moms, the mother of your child, for sure. Very
rainy on Sunday, thunderstorms chance, so you know, plan accordingly if you
plan to do some outdoor stuff. What have we got coming up? Stn't
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They're gonna play Wodlands Pavilion August twenty seconds. Okay, looking for color
number ten seven, one, three, two, five, nine four five.
Am we gonna do it, Alex, Yeah, We're gonna do it.
Yeah, you've been sitting on this all week. A happy Mother's Day.
When you were hungry, she fed you when you were thirsty. She
gave you a drink. When you couldn't sleep, she read you a story,
and when you cried, she rocked you gently in her arms. She's
your mom, and she's always been there to give you what you needed when
you needed it. Now you can do the same for her this Mother's Day.
Give mom the Hatachi, magic wand vibrator because nothing says loving like rubbin
on your nubbin the Ron Ryan shoe on ninety four to five. The Buzz,
I'm the buzz system of and Down and b Yo b good morning.
I mean, is that a drinking song? Now? I guess it could
be. I mean that groove in that song like I can drink during that
part. The other part is just chaos. I don't know what I even
throwing elbows village during that song. Yeah, I'm spilling beers during that song.
Do you want to see the list of drinking songs. That's on the
music blog page today. It's got your hip hop and your rock. And
then we had a little bit of a discussion on that earlier today partly cloudy.
Ten percent chance of rain today tomorrow, ninety percent chance of thunderstorms on
Sunday. For Mother's Day. I want to talk about something to Mother's Day
coming up. But first over to the phones here because we got a great
ticket here. Good morning rod Ryan Show. Hey, hello, hey,
hey, hey, how are you today, Shelley? Oh, I'm awesome.
I've never been on the rod Ryan Show. How was that happening?
We had some guy that's listened for towe hear, He's only called here twice
and he got through today. I remember, Shelley, You've never you've never
been on the rod Ryan Show before? No, like I've I've won tickets
from Teresa and Jeremy, but I've never been on your show. Have you
tried and just haven't? Yeah? Just like did get through till today.
It's about damn time, Shelley, your colored tent. Who so happy you're
on the show today? I'm so happy too. What are you giving Shelley?
You get the show? Tub of pilotickets with Live until Asylum. Congratulations,
about time you want something from us? Huh is so great? All
right, listen, Shelley, have a great weekend. Okay, thank you,
all right, thank you? How about that? The first timers today
on the show whole question for Mother's Day moms. I mean we're being you
know, what do you want? Okay? I know you just want us
to out with you? What do you want? Dinner is by far and
away the number one answer, forty four percent of our audience dinner moms that
answered the question. Second place would be cash give card at twenty five percent,
and then it's pretty even something homemade or flowers, but dinner. I
remember I had some friends that worked at Papasitas back in the day. The
busiest day of the year, Mother's Day. Yeah, Papasitas the busiest day
of the year. I imagine that's true for a lot of restaurants. Yeah,
my grandma used to love going out to the restaurants, like that was
her thing. Yeah, it's got to a restaurant. Here's my question to
you, guys. I'm looking for a modern day, all time great TV
mom, modern girl. All of these lists, it's always going to be.
Okay, so that was gonna be what I brought into this. Let
me set this up for you. Every time, every time you see I
know that's from the seventies, very modern. Every time you see a list
of TV. Mom, you're going to see the Jefferson's Mom Weezy, You're
going to see Brady Brady Bunch. Mom, you're gonna see Carol Brady.
Let me just look at this one list just again. Carol Brady in at
number one, Claire huxtabullet two. I mean, these are shows that we
grew up with. I know my mom liked this show. The Gilmour Girls
Laura Laura Lai Gilmour at three. These are all time television moms. Golden
Girls, Sophia Hell Yeah, okay, is she the goat for me?
She's the guse. I didn't watch any of this other stuff, but yeah,
Sofia was. She was always so funny. She was she would yeah
like the Voice of Reason released sarcastic uh, Marion Cunningham Happy Days. These
are forty and fifty year old shows. Now everybody loves Raymond his mom ever
watched Not Dead, not deb I hate yeah, bra Yeah, I didn't
like her. No The Old Lady. No, the Old Lady Doris Well,
her name was her. I think her actress name was Doris. She
played Marie Marie Burrow. Yeahs esther roll is Florida Evans on Good Times,
Malcolm in the Middle Mom Lois. That's pretty modern. The Walton's Kitty Foreman
fifty years Old, Downton Abbey. It was set in the seventies. But
the that seventies show Mom, she was pretty good in at number eleven.
She was good in at number eleven. Julie Bowen Claire Dumpy. That's like
the newest mom on the list. Is she's an all time TV mom?
I do? I think that she deserves to be on that list. There
were so many families going on at that time. Yeah, she's a good
mom. She's the mom Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers. But I know Sophia
Vagar was a mom on that show, but she was not the best mom.
No, why clear love Manny, No kid, Claire Claire is way
better man No, wait, kiddy, I think this is more of a
niche one. But the TV show Friday Night Lights, Tammy Taylor absolutely,
Oh yeah, I love Connie Britton. That's Connie Britton. That's she's oh
my god, whatever whatever age, she crushed that. But whatever age she
is right now, Like, let's just say she's fifty eight, she's the
hottest fifty eight year old on the planet. Whatever age she is, she's
the hottest one owns that at the age, at that marker. Eric and
Tammy Taylor for just if you're talking about hottest couples in a TV show that
her parents like, probably they get it, okay, but what about like
Roseanne? Roseanne to me was the most relatable mom. That's how my mom
was. Yeah, kind of mean, sarcastic, like, shoot it tea
straight. Yeah, okay, I'm not talking about we're talking we're talking about
a thirty year old show. Yeah, when was that? That seventies show
is probably still a twenty five year old show. Kitty Foreman, right,
she's an all time mom. I think so Peg Bundy, who was that?
What's that? Lady's nay million years old? Yeah? Those were Katie.
Those were like the real moms, Like that's how mom's really the act.
They're not all sweet. Didn't you like the mom and the Goldbergs?
I did like her because she said you always compared to my mom. I
never watched the Goldbergs, but you always would about her. I liked her
so much that I couldn't tell you her name or anything, but yeah,
she reminds me of your mom. She absolutely you're Tammy Taylor on Front of
night Lights. On this list that started out with The Brady Bunch, she
came in at number seventeen, so she's considered an all time great TV mom.
Choice Buyers, Stranger Things, Oh yeah, well is that wine on
her? Yeah? I went crazy season one, but like she was crazy
because she was her kid. I mean, Little House on the Prairie.
This is all really old old stuff on here. Okay. Arrested Development made
the list. Lucille Bluth, Yeah she had all time, but she has
a great all time TV mom. Is she a great Terrible mom? Yes,
terrible one. She made top twenty five. Those I like the more
realistic mom versions. Yeah, you would have liked the rest of Development if
you watched it back in the day. I don't know if you would you
would still like, but back in the day, if you'd watch it when
it was going on, you were Yeah, I'm trying to think Mandy Moore,
that's a fairly recent show This is Us. That was the one that
everybody was crying. Everyone, It would make everyone cry every week, everyone
was crying croc pot. You're right, yeah, Well, if what the
sad thing was on the show that day, if you know, you know
what happened last night, it was sad and she like this really tragic thing
happened to this family, Like no kidding, you guys watched it. And
I'm going to shout out to Catherine O'Hara just because I like saying the name
of the show on this show. Ah, shit's creek. Apparently she's one.
He's a good movie mom too, full time great TV moms. All
right, well, shout out hey moms, have a great father. Have
a great Mother's Day for all the times that your mom saved your life there
and for all the times that she'd never let you forget about it. The
Happy Mother's Day Mom. The Ron Ryan Show ninety four five, The Buzz
that's our friends, Shine Down and Dead Don't Die Rob Ryan's Show. On
this free Beer Friday, we're getting very close to giving away that fourth and
final case of beer thank you to our friends over at Specs. Of course,
we'll do the Alternative Income portion of the nine o'clock hour. We will
leave you with Kings of Leon tickets. They got a new album out today.
There's a couple of other albums that were pretty interesting that were coming out
today. That's probably the biggest one for what we would be concerned with here.
And then, of course open Phones Friday. A few people have already.
Now we just got done playing Read my Lips yesterday Today's Friday. People
are sending me word suggestions for Reading my Lips? Okay, can we have
one that you maybe won't use? Rubbin nothing? Okay? What's wrong with
you? Alex? He's been sitting on that bit you'd run at one time?
Is it out of town? We played a bit about twenty minutes ago
and doing do you guys have a meeting yesterday? I forgot to call in.
We did have a meeting and yeah, you know, I guess big
TV stars not showing up for this meeting again. All right, Rock and
Alternative, The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM, The Buzz ninety
four or five, The Buzz Offspring, the kids aren't all right, Rob
Ryan's Show, Free Beer Friday, it still is. We've got that fourth
and final case of beer for you, thanks to our friends over at Specs.
Thank you, thank you. I got a one thousand dollars opportunity for
you coming up with alternative income. And then we're gonna leave you with those
Kings of Leon tickets. But all the stuff in between, all of that,
well after the beer and in between all the other stuff I mentioned,
it's gonna be you. It's going to be you and open Phones Friday,
my favorite hour of radio on the radio. So let's do that together.
Let's make plans to do that for like a whole hour. All right,
Okay, thunderstorms is the story for Mother's Day Sunday, ninety percent chance of
them. So I don't know, you want to get right into this Trump
thing, but I feel like my window is closing on today's the window.
This is a crack you're getting this through. I don't think Stormy Daniels is
going away. I'm going to keep this music bed ready to go forever.
But she wrapped up yesterday. Yeah, she was done with testimony yesterday.
She is basically the star witness, and there was almost seven hours of her
testimony yesterday. Trump's attorneys really did an intense cross examination. She was accused
of making up the alleged affair with Trump just to make money by them.
And today you'll have Trump's former White House assistant Madeline Westerhouse returning to the witness
stand today. And then the only key witness left for the prosecution to testify
after wester Hout will be former Trump attorney Michael Cohen and those who that's who
the actually those checks. Oh, he's the one that paid you, got
it? Okay, let's talk about moms. Okay, it's Mother Stands Sunday,
and it is going to be you know, thundering and storming. But
I want you to know the thunder let that remind you of the pain that
your mom felt in her uterus when you were being birthed. I'm just going
to say four. You said it was going to be. You said it,
I said thundron, you said stormy out thundred, you said stormy.
Okay, listen, we have a Mother's Day blog page that has you covered.
Because if you haven't bought Mommy a gift yet, I mean, what
are you gonna do? You can hit up the candle aisle at CBS.
Yeah, Whitman's sampler like they have chocolates you know, I'm not knocking it.
I'm just saying, you know, we we are taking a poll.
We're trying to find out what a mom's really want. My mom sent me
her Venmo, her cash app, her Zelle, her Apple cash, her
everything address. Yeah, all of that. But and then after she says
to me all that, she goes, but I just want your time,
Yeah, I just want your time. The number one answer on Twitter x
is dinner. What moms want. People like dinner for Okay, so our
listeners want some food. They want to I mean, of course in this
city, you want to go out and you want to go eat some delicious
this poll, the best gifts moms say they have received are the talking picture
frame with a recorded message from the kid that's always so cute, SPA gift
certificates ranked very high. Oh guys, my Christmas recommendation is my Mother's Day
recommendation as well. The digital picture frame has been around forever, yes,
but the one that you know you can get on Amazon right now. You
can upload the photos and like you give mom if she's in another city or
even just the town away, it doesn't matter down the street, down the
street, Mom's got the digital frame and from your phone with the app,
you're taking pictures of your kid and you can put them on Mom's frame.
Yeah, I mean, you know what I didn't realize. Like, here's
what I didn't realize until I got a little bit older, Like there's not
one picture of London I don't want to see. There's not one picture of
my niece that I don't want to see. Like I want to see him
laying down, I want to see him awake. I want to see him
jumping. I want to see him in a pool. Like it's it's really
a great gift. You should get your grandma, which is your mom,
but she's now new grandma. She wants all those pictures. That digital frame
would be perfect if you're looking. They're around the baby all the time.
They should get it from me and they should up vote it for me.
Rod Okay, okay, sorry, sorry making it about me again, dog
mom. Okay. Anyway, anyway, Mother's Day it can get very hectics,
so just enjoy the time with your family. And we have all of
these Mother's Day stories. This is another thing very low on the blog page
for Mom's Day. But a mom from Indiana and is in the news because
she was arguing that grandmothers should not be celebrated this Sunday, she says,
she sets aside a different day for her mom and mother in law, and
her family has the same rule for Father's Day. She's like, it's my
day. She reminds me of the of the listener that wrote it email.
Yeah, okay, let's talk about cars. Chevrolet just announced they're killing off
the Shelly Chevy Malibu this fall. It debuted in nineteen sixty four as a
luxury version of the Chevelle called the Chevelle Malibu. Then they spun it off
as its own model in nineteen seventy eight, so we have pictures of those.
If you're a gearhead like Alex. It was the last traditional four door
sedan that Chevy made, and then they shifted heavily towards what the Silverados,
the SUV's, the Blazers. The Corvette still exists, and they still have
the Chevy Bolt electric vehicles, so they do still make cars, just not
a lot of them. Ford has also abandoned traditional sedans. They discontinued their
Ford Tourists in twenty eighteen, and now the Mustang is the only traditional car
they sell. Chevy ditched its main competitor, the Camaro last year. Even
Tesla doesn't like being called a car company. Elon Mush recently claimed they're really
more of an AI robotics company. To Toyota, Camry was the best selling
traditional car in the US last year. The summer's box office is expected to
come up short of pre pandemic numbers for the first time since two thousand and
nine. The summer box office doesn't have a Marvel film to kick off a
key movie season. Marvel's Deadpoo and Wolverine will be out July twenty six,
but it's the first R rated flick from Marvel. You have Disney's Planet of
the Apes that's tracking for a really big domestic opening weekend between fifty five and
sixty million. And then analysts believe the summer movie season will exceed three billion
dollars in ticket sales, but just barely. If you didn't know before,
COVID that summer box office consistently topped more than four billion dollars. The most
popular genre to drink too is hip hop. According to a study of party
playlists on Spotify, the most popular hip hop drinking song is Yeah by Usher
featuring Little John and Ludacris just performed in Super Bowl. The most popular rock
song to drink too is Thunderstruck by ACDC, and ACDC really dominates the most
popular rock song list. They go in and out here, you got a
little bit, Leonard skinnerd you got some credence, Clearwater Revival, the Eagles.
I want to go back to something that Alex had mentioned and I can
pound to this. I can pound drinks to this. Well. Yeah,
you look at me. Listen. I just WoT drinks anything, Okay,
I am not. I just like I just like the good vibes. This
is a drinking song. Yeah, huge drinking song. Also, mister Brightside
should be on this list. If it's a song everyay kind of sings along
with than those of the words too, I think that counts a drinking song.
Don't believe in journey on this list, yep. I think that's one
of the most important criteria, singing along because you're drinking along together. Yeah,
you're drinking along all right. That list is on the music blog page
Sports We won, Yes, come on Great News, find the Ashes they
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with New York. You were down Alvarez and John Singleton, both hombreed in
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Playoffs, the Caves we let the Celtics one eighteen to ninety four to tie
that series at a game apiece, and the Mavericks also even their series with
the Thunder. Tonight we got the Pacers hosted the Nicks at six, and
then the Timberwolves take on the Nuggets at eight thirty. You watch both of
those games on ESPN. And the Stanley Cup Playoffs, the Rangers got by
the Hurricanes in overtime last night three to two, and the Stars beat the
Avalanche five to three to even that series up at a game a piece.
Tonight, the Bruins take on the Panthers at six and the Canucks face the
Oilers at nine. You got both of those on TNT. That is what's
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Good morning, rod Ryan Show. Hey, Good morning rod Hey.
Who's this? Hey? This is justin justin your codda. Oh man,
thank you, thank you. I'm sorry. What were you going to say?
You were justin from where from? I'm from Bato. How you guys
doing testa? What's that testa? You know what? I'm doing great?
And I feel like you are gonna enjoy the beer this weekend and that makes
me very happy. Congrats awesome. Yes, ma'am. I am. And
a matter of fact, I was on the radio about a month ago.
First phone call. Oh you got the first phone call? What did we
talk about? Uh? That's why I just told you that I just came
home from that institution I was talking you about. Yeah, okay, yeah,
yeah, I remember. How's how's everything going going? Good? Now?
I'm working at the shop right now. That's what we need to do.
We got to keep you working. We got to keep you busy on
the straight and narrowed. Uncle back all right, bro, So people need
thanks to see you in Bay City. Yeah, here is come over here
to barber shop. All right, open phones starting early, right, why
not get you plug your beery. Yeah, get my beer, give my
beer. I didn't work that i'd be talking with you guys. Man,
I'm so excited to have you back on justin thank you, best of luck
to you. You know we're all we're all on your team, bro,
We're rooting for you for sure. All right, Well that's it. That
wraps up the free beer Friday portion of the Rod Ryan Show. Thank you
to our good friends at Specs for hooking us up with the beers to pass
along to you. Now what are we gonna do? I mean, we
do have an hour to fill. If you guys were interested. Open phones
for Friday, Open phones for Iday, more like open phones, fried yay.
I would love to get you on the phone. Now. The rules
of open phones Friday. We don't do this that often. No swearing turned
down the radio. I mean all that stuff that chilly kind of tells you
when you're on hold getting ready to call. But yeah, the swearing is
not good. If you want to do a plug, give me a website,
man, give me a website or a Facebook page or whatever. That's
gonna be the best thing. If you've got to give the address out,
great, all that stuff, but man, plugs about your business, your
band, any of that stuff is in play for this for sure. So
you let me know what you want to talk about. We'll get you on.
Jordan Welch in the Machine says, I want to be the first one
in good morning. Hey brother Rod, what's up? Everyone? Do what
you got Robin phones? You're like the king of open phones? Yes,
sure, what do you got? Little shout out to my mom. She
had a birthday last week and of course Sunday's Father's Day. I love you,
mom, thanks for everything you've done, and happy for late birthday it
was on May fifth. And just do good things with your mom this weekend,
you know, tell them you love them and just go check them out
for launch or brunch or whatever. It's just their weekend. So I mean,
great reminder, beautifully said this gen Z is wise beyond his years.
Okay, it's very It's it's attractive. It's attractive when a guy loves his
mommy like that. I don't know j JD. JD's probably gen x JD.
What's up, brother, man had to do it some stup dude.
What you got man for open phones? Good to have you on. Well,
well, first of all, you know, we got to say happy
mother's that's all the moms in heaven as well. Absolute absolutely. And on
top of that, I got's some really big news for you and in the
radio wizard and everybody there the crew. Yeah, a week from the TEMI
Tuesday, I'm going in for triple heart my past surgery. Oh my gosh,
dude, they got you scheduled for that so they don't need to do
it today. But good. But I got other things I gave hang on
a second, stop stop the music, stop, stop stop. You need
to be in there today getting this done. JD. This isn't doesn't sound
like something you put on a calendar. JEDGE. We've got a scheduled affortuit
you may twenty first, So okay, that's when it's gonna happen. Triple
bypass yep. Jesus Rice, dude, what do you do to prep for
that? Uh? Just trying to get everything in the line ahead of time,
you know, No, smoking, no drinking, no whoring, none
of that stuff before triple bypass. Things you love, that's all. That's
what everything you gotta do, all right, jd Are you in the truck?
No, so I'm not. I'm at home run now, just you
know, chill it out listening to you guys, you know like I do
every morning. And I appreciate y'alls. You know, Austin goes prayers and
everything. And I appreciate y'all being number one radio session in the Houston.
So nice and we wish you the best. Dude, Let's check in again
before a triple bypass. Damn. Yeah, we'll be thinking of you.
But check it again before you in. All right, guys, I gotta
get into the alternative income. That's just a taste. My friend would call
that an appetez, right, that's just a taste of what's to I'm here
on Open Phones Friday. That's another line open though, and if you want
it, come get it. Seven one, three, two, two,
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I'm going to get back to the phones. I do want to I want
to share a quick email because that's what this hour is also about, is
helping others. So I'm going to get into that, but first Alex says
something for you, Tomline. It's Alex Online ninety four five The muzz What
you got Buddy? My AOL Today's courtesy of my good friend Rod Ryan submitted
this one. Today's AOL is a Shrek generator for celebrities. You will be
able to turn any celebrity into Shrek. Don't sleep on this. Don't sleep
on this set. See yeah, now Rod's doing my bit. He's not
that bad. It's not as bad as you think. Crazy. When you
grab a picture of Vin Diesel and you turn him into Shrek, it's glorious.
Oh my god, Greeba McIntyre is all time as Shrek, Dolly Parton
as Shrek. It just turns so celebrity into an I'm gonna some some of
these celebrities are glowing up. I would mess with his elbow if he was
an ogre. But yeah, you get a bunch of samples that they've already
done, and then at the very bottom of it you can go and type
in anybody you want. I did James Spader as Shrek random. Yeah,
yeah, pretty weird, pretty weird. But you can you keep messing with
this all all that. I know you're at work, it's Friday. You're
not trying to do anything. Play the Shrek Generator instead of doing anything else
today. All right, guys, so check it out Shrekify. Anybody at
the world famous ride ride showpag buzzack, Hey, you're in luck. It's
open phones Fridays. Listen. Every phone line is smoking here, so Reagan
might not be able to get through. We had Reagan on a couple of
weeks ago. Montgomery County Food Bank. Love this guy, he said,
I'm gonna try to get through on Friday. He goes, but just let
you know that if people need food after the flood, he wanted to let
you know that. Listen, listen, there's still the place to go.
But man, the flooding has obliterated their inventory. They've been taking care of
so many people up there at the Montgomery County Food Bank. Do all food
banks need your help? Absolutely? Does the Montgomery County Food Bank need you
right now? Specifically? Yes, if you're in that area, if you
can spare some food, I'm sure they need your help and sweat equity and
you know, rolling up your sleeves and helping them out. They need the
inventory has been and his words obliterated. So they need some help over there,
okay, and reminder and they need you know, they need money,
they need food, they need everything. Montgomery County Food Bank, Regan,
I got your back, man, because I know it's tough to get through
today. Good luck out there and keep doing a great job. Next up
is Jennifer. She's been on hold the longest. Hi, Jennifer, Hello,
how are you so great? Welcome to open phones? What you got
for me? I just wanted to talk to you guys because I'm aka the
birthday girl. I usually talk to y'all in January. I'm a birthday and
cut monster jam and I didn't get to this year, but and my years
kind of sucked since then, so I'm hoping by talking to y'all, my
whole year will get better, because it always does. As I talked to
y'all, I remember having you on the air and you were talking about bringing
like the grandkids with you through and we did get to meet you, right,
Is this the same one? Yeah, y'all got to meet for five
years except for this year. Five years in a row before that, I
got to see y'all. Well, listen, I'm hearing that there's going to
be a monster jam maybe in October. So can we try to make plans
to hook up there and say hi again? Yeah? I mean, I'm
willing this year to bring in my birthday. And why I didn't get to
go, it's because I had COVID, the flute and pneumonia all the same.
No, okay, we got that's a reset button today though, like
from here on up, it's only upward. It's only onward from here on
up. I like the sound of that. Thank you, Tessa, And
I remember seeing you saving April too. You got actually got to meet the
guy I got married too. Oh okay, excellent, that was fun.
It's a lucky thank you, Jennifer Man. I hope that we do meet
up again this year, and like you said, let's get you on the
uptick here. Robert, good morning, Good morning brother. How you going,
great man? What do you have for open phones? Hey? I
work for Meals on Beetles over here at Forks County. UH need volunteers,
donations, whatever they going out. The website is Sport Day seniors that Org
going over to two eight one, sixty three, seventy four, seventy seventy.
Okay, now you know, okay, let me let me, let
me just get this this website again because it's important. I don't know if
you're on a Bluetooth or something. It's cutting out a little bit. Robert.
I want to get meals on wheels. And you're in Rose, you're
in Rosenberg, Yes, sir to Roose And what's the give it? Give
me the web the website again or damn sor org beautiful, beautiful? How
long you have been working with them? I mean everybody. Ye have men's
great base step I overhead. I wakes up every morning. I just I
really wait. But you know I love my job. You're welcome, thank
you, and you're so welcome. Thank you, Robert. Other John,
good morning, second time, second time on this week with us. Other
John, good morning, good morning. Get some love to the d M
D. When I called in and told Chili, he audibly croned because I
guess it took him all day to go through. But I thought they were
very professionally and I had an appointment at seven thirty. At seven thirty nine,
I was back in my car, had already renewed my license in person.
So so you're very organized, very friendly. So you're making fun and
I'm saying the DMV with very officiate. Yeah, so you're making online appointments
and you're saying that they came pretty close to that mark where they got you
in, and I was like, literally, they got me in at seven
thirty and I renewed my license and I had out the door within ten minutes.
Do you hear that Chili? Did I ask your quick question? So,
just to recap your week, you called yes day for read my lips
picked Chilli because you thought Chili was going to lose, so you didn't win,
and then you wanted to call it a brag that your d MV trip
was way better than just summarize you hate Chili and that is why Other John
is my King's a big week for Other John. All right, thank you.
Charlie is next up? Oh boy, oh boy, Charlie May,
what's going on? What is it that you want to tell Alex? All
right? Now, Look, I just didn't want him to get call it
with his pants down like I did whenever I had my child. I found
out the week prior, I was supposed to come up with a push gift,
push presence. Yeah, dude, what's up? I just got hot
in here. I need to sit down. I have I have stuff.
I believe me. I got Mother's Day knocked out. I got it,
I got it all done. I'm not I've read the books. I've checked
every box. Okay, it was like alex is gonna be a bad dad,
and I no doubt I did all the thame. Okay, wait,
but dog, reading the books does not cover a push present. Yeah,
but I've already got like, I have like three things that we're trying to
side. Okay, so I've already gott narrowed down to we're not and we're
not getting like a Louis Bauton anything dumb, just a kid create advice.
It's gonna She's just gonna bring forth life onto this earth like a portal.
Charlie, thanks for bringing that up. She kind have made fun of me
when I even mentioned a push pres Oh yeah, you do have to give
me something, don't you. Yeah, em have too is strong, but
she was too strong. David is next up? David? What do you
got? Robin bones? You have morning? Brother, We're in family.
I'm here to talk about a live pro wrestling event that we're putting on this
Saturday. I understand Mother's Day is this weekend, but I know there's some
mothers out there that love pro wrestling, and I know children love pro wrestling.
Bro, do a promotion where you get to like hit your mom over
the head with a chair. Please sap. You should do that, bro?
Yeah no, the mom gets to put their head through it. Okay,
spin zone. That amazing. They should do that. Bro. Oh
yeah, free in the face. Hey, you know what if we can't
do that and they want to do a kid who knows my talk to my
cousins who are helping me put on this show with them, might get some
pies and let a couple of moms out there pile their kids in the face.
There you go. Pile drivers love it. Pies not pile drivers.
Oh my mom would like to put me in a pile driver. Who's the
big draw for this wrestling event? What is the main fight going to be?
And give me a quick little backstory on on who he should be going
to watch well at this show that we only have it on Facebook right now.
I sent it to rod in An email. It's attached with a flyer
as well. It's a live pro wrestling on Facebook for the event. It
is going to be over there at the Jack Lee Jack f Lee Hall off
of East Mount Houston and North fifty nine six oh one East Mount Houston,
Houston, T seven seven zero five zero. Okay. We're gonna be having
tickets for sale at the front door cash and card ten dollars general emission,
twelve dollars front row tickets, but the front row is limited, so if
you want a front row you have to get there early. It's great information,
David, I need the name? Is it the grappler? Is that?
What's the main card? What's the main fight? Bro? What are
their names for the main fight? Yeah, sir, we have a gentleman
named Haywire. He has We have another gentleman who has wrestled out there in
the Houston area and has even gone to Washington to compete in a tournament out
there. A lot of information, David. Who's Haywire fighting Hey Wire his
opponent? Yeah, that is a mystery, sir. The card is subject
to change. The mystery man Haywires, So haywirey. We can't even line
up a fighter versus possibly. All right, David, that was a lot,
but thank you, it was it was all of it. Bro great.
He didn't send me an email, so I'm glad he got through.
Now. A few words from your mom, No, take that off?
Why you look like a whore? Happy Mother's Day? The Ron Ryan Show
on ninety four to five, The Buzz ninety four five the Buzz pop roach
killed the noise to get back to your phone calls. Yeah, I learned
about it on this show as well, Crystal saying, am I the only
one that has never heard of that until today? She never heard of the
push present before. I know you've missed out on how many presents, how
many kids you had? But I think I learned that when Kim Kardashian before
London was it Kim Kardashian had a baby and they were talking about Kanye's push
president or was one of the Kardashians we had an insane push president. It
was like, yeah, that's not really I learned that, but yeah,
you're right. It came upon this show and people were talking about it like
it's been around forever. I'm like, no, it hasn't. It's a
new thing. My dad bought my mama plant. That's nice. Yeah,
I was gonna get in my plant and that I can't now wow? Can?
Okay? Where's our guy here the flor Culture. It's open phones Friday,
Big Lou. What's up, brother Ron? What you've got? Dude?
What I got? I got a shout out to my phone. Nicholas
Rando. He's graduating this Saturday from University of Houston with a degree in mechanical
engineer. Jeez, how long did it? Smart? Yeah? How long
did it take him to get that mechanical engineering? Damn with with COVID say
it again? Sixty six long years? Six does? And your phone's breaking
up just a little bit, Big Lou. But is he of any kind
of a job placement now? Is there something that really he's guaranteed a job?
Is it going to be easy for him to get a gig? It's
gonna be hard to get a gain. And that's why I'm out here out,
That's why I'm shouting out. I'm hoping I'm gonna find somebody in the
group's an enormous audience that we'll be looking for a mechanical engineer. Okay,
if you need a mechanical engineer, Big Lose Kid, Little Louke got you.
Everyone needs a mechanical engineer at some point. Cognations. That's gotta be
prob Papa moment for sure. Tyler, good morning. Hello, what's up
man? Tyler? You're on open phones? Man? What's up with you?
Hey? We just want to know what's going on with this day man,
ditch Day? Oh good question. I just I just sent I just
sent an email. If I'm lying. If I'm lying, I'm dying.
I just sent an email because someone to say, Rod, what is going
on with ditch Day? When are we doing this thing? Rob Logan wanting
me to give his phone number out? You wanna call? You want to
call Rob? Please? Yeah? If you remember? I can't. I
can't, Okay, I'm going to say this. I'm going to say this
on Tuesday. I'm announcing ditch Day. I can't because I don't know if
he's got it locked in yet. I'm going to talk about it in our
meeting, all all meetings. We're announcing ditch Day on Tuesday. I'm gonna
call Rob Logan right now and tell him the announcement is on Tuesday at eight
o'clock Tuesday. I thought you were about to do it. I want to
do it right. I was about to do it. Someone tried to invite
me to something for Attentive Day, and I said, I don't know if
I can do that because we might be having ditch Day. Good morning rod
Ryan's show. Yeah it's Nathan. Hi Nathan, how are you. I'm
doing great? Man. I just wanted to talk about one of my favorite
stories about your mom. Dude. Oh go ahead, please tell me the
one where she uh wanted you to bring back the bread bags from school.
Oh now wow? Wait wait, wait, are you relating to that story
because you come from up north and you knew the story or is it just
no? No, I'm born and raised in Houston, man, But you
know that story really touched me. Man. I don't know why, dode,
because I could just pitch your mom like waiting to you know, having
to buy extra bread or whatever. Dude, I mean, just to do
whatever it takes you so real quick. So what Nathan's talking about is when
you're young. When I was young, we would put our you know,
you would get ready to we walked to school in the snow, obviously,
so you would put your your socks in your pants. You put like a
wonder bread bag on your foot and then it would slide into the boot.
But it was just an added insulation, right, And my mom would look
at me, she'd say, do not not come home. Don't come home
if you don't have those bread bags. You had to bring them back.
But every kid had them. So like you know, there was a little
cubby area where you got undressed up. There was bread bags everywhere everywhere,
and you couldn't keep You would never come back with the same bread bag that
you that you went with, but you better come back with some. I
would actually take the wonderbread because that was like, you know, that was
like delicious wonder bread, like rich people eat wonderbread. I'd come home,
you know, like the generic buddy bread, and then I'd come I'd come
home with Yeah, but you bro, brother Rod brother ro. Yeah.
What if you made like an arrangement like with wonderbread or something like that,
like the kind of poll sponsered by wonderbread. That's a great idea. That's
a great idea. Thank you so much. That is ah. I didn't
know if that story would translate down here. What do you mean you put
your foot in a bread bag. I mean, did you think the translating
part is like your mom saying, and don't you dare forget to bring these
back? Whatever? It was like, where's the bread bags? Yeah,
it's like you left your boots at school. It's a bread bag. Mom,
I don't know you. She's like, Okay, let's come in here,
come in, let's everybody show me your bread bags. You have to
bring these back. All right, listen, I'm gonna have to rap.
I'm gonna have to rap. Thank you, Nathan. What didn't we give
away we have I don't know, maybe a chicken. Yeah, we'll give
you some bread bags that's on the house. And then yeah, you wear
them to the Kings of Leon concert and then you bring them back after the
show at Toyota Center August sixteenth. You know, when you get to school,
you're wild. There's bread bags everywhere. Boom boom boom. It's like
you're just grabbing whatever. I mean, it looked like a college graduation with
all those mortars in the air. There was bread bags everywhere. All right,
quick break, We'll have a question for you. Kings of Leon tickets
coming up Houston and The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten am the Buzz
ninety four or five US rod Ryan Show getting ready to wrap this thing up.
Man, thank you guys for another unbelievable open phones. It was fun.
That is it's fun. It's like a it's like a wild ride.
You don't know who's gonna be on the other end of that line. It's
awesome. No, the show time Kings of Leon, they got a new
album out today. I said, there was some other interesting things out today,
was I line, maybe Planet of the Apes is out. I know
it's not an album, but I'm excited about that. Are you gonna go
to the theaters to go see that? Not this weekend, but I do
want to see it in theaters, So I'm gonna have to make some time
for it next week or next weekend. I can't find my album list.
All right, Well, let's just give away these Kings of Leon tickets right
now. What is your question? My question is where was a woman in
Michigan living? We did a story on it in the headlines. She just
made a home right in this place. What was she living in inside of?
Yeah, flooring, floring, a plant, a food pantry from a
large screen TV in there. Well, there was an Exceptionion Court that was
followed to get to see So I'm not sure. All right, seven,
your mom has done a lot for you. Here it comes, Yes,
Wishing all moms a happy Mother's Day. It's a Ron Ryan Show on or
five the bus Breaking Benjamin. We have Ben Jammin on the show today.
Yeah, we did Ben Jammin. I mean not not Ben Burnley, but
we had our own Ben Jammin. He was on the show this morning.
He called in. I think he might have won something. Well, guys,
I mean we did it. They only pay me till ten so shit,
I can't hang out with you guys much longer. Okay, I'm on
the Colleen, I'm on the Clark. Jeremy wants to get in here.
Ten percent chance of rain today tomorrow partly cloudy sky's eighties warton today Mother's Day.
Ninety percent chance of thunderstorms. It'll cool it off out there. Love
all you moms. It's now time for know this show on ninety four five.
La La la la la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la. Good morning,
Rob Ryan Show, Good morning, Hello, Who's this? What?
Rod? Dizzy? Is it? Where have you been I don't think you've
been on in a while. It's been a minute. The last time I
won it was for the car show. That's a couple of years ago.
I mean, what are we talking here? Last year? The show at
Rama maybe Oh that's it, that's what it was. Okay, yo,
that was around thanksgiving them. Okay, all right, Well is good to
have you back on. Uh this is Ezzy. What's your question over there?
He is he? Where was that woman in Michigan a living for a
while? She was living inside the store sign a store sign you have to
go to the again. I don't think they do a really good job of
showing me the actual sign that she was in. I mean, more on
this on the Family Care supermarket in Midland, Michigan. Yeah, contractors who
were out there working on the building, they came across the strange extension cord.
They followed it and discovered that hidden dwelling inside the sign. Yeah,
okay, living there. He had flooring and like everything in there, floring
right decked out. Some might say, is he a winner? Is he?
Yes? Kings of Leon? The tickets are yours? Congratulations Yeah,
and you love you love you bro, mean know when I say it,
have a great weekend, Kings of Leon, I was wrong. I mean,
yes, they do have an album, ount ninth studio album for Kings
of Leon. Please or can we please have fun? The rest of it
is weak week I mean, who gets a mention. Sebastian Bach, the
former lead singer of Skid Rose, got another solo album. Yeah it's not
great, Okay, I could have used a little more cow bell. You're
gonna want that cow bell. I gotta have more cow bell, bab I
got a fever. I mean only prescription. It's more cow bell. Come
on, what's that guy? I got a little time for him this Friday.
Fay. So happy we have that? So happy we have that.
What I told my friends here in the studio, if you have Max,
I paid for this thing. I think I paid nineteen dollars to watch it
when it first came out. Iron Claw, the iron Clause now available if
you if you are a Max subscriber. And that's the one that's got zac
Efron. He plays Kevin von Eric. It's the von Eric family, and
I know most people in Texas know the von Erics. If you're not arrest,
Alex asked me do you have to be a wrestling fan to watch the
movie. No, it's about the tragedy of this family. And then the
guy from the Bear is in it. Yeah, hear me, Ellen White,
He's my new favorite guy. Right. So, yeah, this family
in the eighties just cursed it with tragedy. That's on Max now so you
don't have to pay for it. Uh. And then Apes, We're you
gonna go to the Apes? Not this weekend? I what do you mean?
Okay, if my mom wants to go, I'll go. Ed Rock
got destroyed today on the fresh out of bed head to Heaven. All right,
fresh out of bed head to Ed. I think that's why we changed
it. But yeah, so he was a one pump chump. Double O
seven killed him. Double O seven will be on with us on Monday.
Thank you Specs for the beer. Thank you Todd for the Fanny Friday is
it? Why is the carper went Todd or another Todd? Know, he's
gotta be more than one Todd listening. I don't know. Open phones.
You guys crushed it today, the the X poll, the Twitter X pole.
Just trying to give you guys an idea of like, you know,
if you're wondering what to get mom. The number one thing that mom said
was dinner. When asked what do you want most for Mother's Day? Dinner
was number one forty seven twenty four percent, cash, gift cards, flowers
at fifteen percent, something homemade thirteen percent. Okay, I mean if you're
over eight, the macaroni necklace is not an option. Alex. Okay,
Oh yeah, don't go drilling into chestnuts and put it stringing them together for
your mom. His mom would still love it. She would love that.
Thank you, Alix. It says your shutout to push presence. Yeah,
there's more than one person hearing that for the first time today on this show.
Oh yeah, what the hell someone is pushing forth life. This really
deserveive present. Stop a car. You don't have to buy it in a
car. The baby's a present. Rod Ryan Shure replayed toron morning two hours
Mother's Day on Sunday, Mother's Day weekend, I'm okay with that. Go
early with your outdoor celebrations because of the rain on Sunday. Who's got six
picks? Alex can't wait. Make make sure we get some Kim Middleton in
there. I will, I mean a picture of Kim in the middle is
mandatory, and then I soon to be mother wife Hello, also be featured
that I know nothing about. This weekend is about you might have fifty pictures
fifty picks. I'm I might do six picks just because you honed you should
everybody's shit, all right, you passed the gravy one up, but check
it out. It's hilarious. Okay, brod, we only do the six
picks when you're doing six oos. I'm not sure you're getting the bit.
Testa's on Houston Life today at one o'clock. Yeah, and Derek's also.
I'm hosting with Lauren Kelly, who loves you guys, just always sends her
love and she's so freaking talented, so I'm really excited. We love her.
I will Jeremy's up next. Moms, have a great weekend. We
love all of you. Am f Well, wasn't that fun? If you
missed any of the show today, All the Good Stuff will Be podcast check
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