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This is a downbeat on ninety seven
to one the Free I always liked this

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song and I always like this day. Opening Day, Ben Skin Show,

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the Speakeasy out at Texas Live Chicking
all at ninety seven to one of the

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Freak social media channels to go your
details on the find Mike Reiner promotion going

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on there Waterburger tomorrow for the Ben
and Skin Show and the Speakeasy and the

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Colony. Well parents from Travis Frederick
on the Ben Skin Show that's tomorrow.

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The opening day sponsors by the way
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Oh very good. All right,
we got a lot coming up, including

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Tom Glavin at nine, Dingo's Morning
News at eight thirty, and Marshall Mescato,

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the Rangers Assistant VP of Marketing.
We'll call in at eight h five

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round eight ten, eight fifteen ish. We will have a bit of a

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down beat duel with the Baseball's Back
Bitches Quiz of Death. You can call

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in pick your horse at two four
eight seven seven eight seven one nine seven

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one for your chance to win a
pair of tickets to see the fight in

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Scott's STAPs. Creed is back,
Creed ninety percent chance you have a Ranger

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Championship jersey on Scott's staff when he
comes out in town. I hope,

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so come back gold trim to a
double Scarcia jersey. You're welcome Creed for

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a twenty percent uptick in ticket sales
in your Texas swing. What venue is

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this that? Uh, this is
going to be at u do Seconds Pavilion

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September eleventh, Wow, Yes,
what a what a revival? Yeah?

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What a career revival? Is it? Kind of like I really kind of

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wonder like if none of that happened
with the Rangers, would they they probably

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still play their legacy. They had
a Creed cruise cruise. Yeah, but

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uh yeah, but they play here. I think last year too, I

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think they played Dicky's and somewhere around
on this side town maybe Dozekis. But

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they're doing it again. September eleventh, Doseki's Pavilion, You have a chance.

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In the eight o'clock segment right now
soon scuttle Butt our friends at Advanced

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hair restoration Gimms. The scuttle Butt
got an interesting story that kind of hit

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the last day or So the ride
haling service Alto is now the only ride

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haling service that's allowed to pick up
customers at love Field curbside. All right,

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So if you wanted to take an
uber or a lift, I don't

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to hew on either to love Field. I'm an Alto man for about a

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year now. I'm an Alta man
as well until I told the story here

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about going down to the parade and
all that stuff. Just get the Alto

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out up. It's great, but
for the next they sign a five year

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deal locked it in. Alto is
the only one that you can get curbside

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service from, or curbside drop off
and pick up from at love Field.

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So if you are one of those
lunatics who's driving an uber or riding an

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uber or lyft, you're gonna have
to have a designated area you get dropped

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off at in the parking garage,
which leads you to about a ten minute

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walk. We have to drag all
your crap to the nerd zone. Yeah,

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when you could just get dropped off
right there boom and trust me,

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the all To drivers they'll get out. Now, grab your baggage, your

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luggage out of the out of the
back of the car. Place it there

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for you. They'll have water,
they'll have a cell phone charger for you.

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Don't they get let you choose the
vibe of the ride of course.

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Yes, it's awesome. Like there's
like seven different vibes on it. Like

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you open it tells you I want
to chill vibe, bro, you can

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get that. Uh, I don't
know, you know what, I wouldn't

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be surprised with them, seriously.
The the vibe thing with the music is

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really cool. Yeah, because if
you for me, I was kind of

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changing it a lot. Yeah,
and uh you can tell the driver was

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going you get scared not to roll
you. Yeah, he just kind of

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jumps. Oh yeah, I went
up a little bit. What's your Alto

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rating? Cavio perfect? You sure? For sure? Kevin's perfect? I

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think studies were done that show otherwise
those what studies? What website did you

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see it? Don't worry about that, do well? Do you mean?

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Don't worry about it? You just
let me and Mikey handle the studies.

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I so they had a big five
year, five year contract because at Wednesday's

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meeting, Nollas City Council members approved
that it's all Alto and then you know,

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what's interesting to me is it is
it just like I think if people

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have it programmed in their head that
it's just uber and lyft, and it's

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like there are other ones alto being
the one that and it's they're they're taking

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over Dallas. They're not in every
city you know they're in. I think

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they're in Houston, and I think
they're LA And I want to say Miami

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is the other one. If there's
a nothing one, I don't know about

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it. I'm not sure, Like
this is kind of an exclusive thing that

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we have here and we should be
taking advantage of it. Alto, there's

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a big stuff happening this weekend.
Did you guys know that the Sweet sixteen

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is like here? I did?
I read. Yeah. I didn't know

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that until a few days ago and
we got we got big games at the

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American Airlines Center. I'd think about
it until like yesterday, because I think

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we reported this a while back,
but went in one ear and out the

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other. Well, I heard it
last like when the tournament someone won it.

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It was like they're going to Dallas, and I didn't think about it

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again until Wednesday. It's not the
first time that's happened. We've hosted lots

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of tournament games here, I believe. Yeah, it was the championship game

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dating back to Reunion Arena. I
remember covering the final four, uh back

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when I've worked at the Ticket and
it was the Tim Hardaway Junior Michigan Wolverines

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and they beat the Florida Gators.
Billy Donovan, Yeah, we were there.

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Cash had his Florida Gators Zubaz pants
on. Yeah, it was fun,

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is it? Zubaz or zu Bas? I don't think you're going to

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ruin anyone's day with not now on
the pronunciation of I always grew up calling

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him Zubas, but you being a
Florida man and being closer to in proximity

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to the man, you know where
the where the damn things originally? Yeah,

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center of Zubas is not Dan Marino's
lower bodies. Possible that maybe I've

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been saying it the Mark Gaston and
Marino's and Joey buttafuos of the world.

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Fast pant. It is an a
East pant, trust me, Trust me,

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Ken Jr. Probably had his day
and in some as well. Give

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me some divisional humor all the time. The official pant of the a f

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C East Zubaz. The Dolphin Colors
do pop. Yeah, they do in

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uh, aqua hat print or whatever. Aquine orange does anything? Scream cool?

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Those two colors combined championships? Yeah, power one. Yeah, I

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need it. They have two and
they went undefeated. They're the greatest team

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in any sport you've ever known.
Yeah, okay, before you were born,

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I was barely Earth is insignificant to
the success of the greatest franchise thing

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ever, Super Bowls. Buddy,
it's been a while, a while,

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just like for Cowboys. It's while
Mike, we're in what a Big D

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bracket? Hey man? No,
what's that? Ude? Can we finish

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the Big D Bracket? No?
Not tomorrow? Can we do it tomorrow?

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We don't have too much stuff.
We don't have anything. We don't

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have a King of Country Music tomorrow, too much stuff? If we do

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the bracket, yes, but we
got to time it up with the Beyonce

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album drop To. Everything has to
connect to something else. Did you learn

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this like six months ago? If
you guys want addicts play the King of

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Country Music, join us tomorrow because
these two hillbillies are gonna go to war,

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and a real city boy like me
is putting the quiz. It's gonna

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be the worst quiz ever. If
I don't find a good one online,

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I don't even know where to start
with it. Dude, we gotta celebrate

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cowboys hat alright. Look, I'm
gonna try Christina to help you. She

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knows. Yeah, okay, I'm
gonna try to put together at smart She's

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brilliant. I'm gonna try to put
together the greatest King of Country Music quiz

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ever. Yeah for you too,
because I want you to enjoy it.

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Yeah, thank you. I'm not
even dress like Chris Gaines. Hell yeah,

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underrated by the way, great album. You're gonna grow a black soul

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patch between now and tomorrow. Just
look intimidating. He did not look dividatedful.

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My cousin one year at Christmas and
whatever the late nineties. I don't

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even know my cousin Andy. He
lived up in Virginia. They're very country,

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and we showed up like Christmas Day
and he was in the black and

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white Garth Brooks like shirt. Non
ironic in any way. It's like whatever

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that album cover, right, black
and white checkered shirt that's like four big

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check quadrant. Yeah, exactly,
black and white and with it a black

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cowboy hat made. Oh yeah,
yeah, yeah, he showed up,

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just strutted in and kat Ritchie and
I like, he's your cousin, cousin

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Andy, Did he abandon that look? No? He didn't case no,

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But I mean, is he still
looking like that? Oh? He went

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to the Air Force or twenty years. I believe he's retired now. Should

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we call him up? Is he
running an auction in your house? Nor?

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And and let's call can we call
Andy? Sometimes my cousin Andy?

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And asked him what was he thinking
when he wore that damn shirt to Christmas?

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I've got things looked awesome, probably
still does on the big D bracket.

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Mike, you admitted that you've never
been to the Long Warm ball Room.

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Yes, because show for you Tomorrow
night wasn't it closed for like a

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decade or something like that. You
know tomorrow is completely referred but that would

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be the reason I had I hadn't
gone because it wasn't the same. It's

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all eve been reopened for like a
year, right, Yeah, Tomorrow night

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is the one year anniversary of it, and they're celebrating with up and coming

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indie rock band Fit featuring our different
Hunter Cannon opening up for the Polyphonic Spree.

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Serious, yeah, so come on
out. I love Hunter Cannon hang

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out with me and I think group
said he's going so Longhorn Barroom tomorrow night.

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Man, I want to go fit
in the Polyphonic Spree. You can

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tell Hunter when you go, when
you're there. Most Instagrammable spots in Texas

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A big list came out Big survey
Most Instagrammable spots in Texas, which is

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this is what just the coolest places
to take a picturette in Texas by Milton

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Pool number one. Oh that's a
good one. Hamilton Pool is number twenty

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five. Damn it to Dallas eyeball. I mean I don't see it.

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Actually, you know what it'd beyond
there's not Yeah, it's not all right.

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Alamo the Alamo boom boom boom.
I don't think people have a lot

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of twenty three river Walk okay,
number one. Really the Riverwalk number one,

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it's wautiful. I know, I
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in sometimes in the river Walk,
but other than that, it's beautiful.

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Wherever I saw this. It was
tracked by total number of hashtags. I

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like San Antonio, Okay, So
keep in mind. Oh, a good

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portion of the world doesn't mess with
hashtags, but that's how they tracked it.

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So but the Riverwalk number one,
number two, Big Ben National Park,

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of course, of course, number
three at and T Stadium, Jerry

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wins again, that's great, Jerry. Number four, big texts proving that

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Big Tex should have beat Barney.
I now, yeah, but all of

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the Instagram photos or somebody holding a
corn dog up to where his wiener should

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be and getting the depth perception just
rideouts got big dog mustard on it Instagram.

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Nobody's ever done this before. Bill, hey man, people just want

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to go to the fair and have
a good time. Original idea and then

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if you have any of those sinding
our way, yeah, please, No,

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we have too many ideas. That's
our problem. We have original ideas.

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Yeah. Fair five, the Houston
Zoo, Stockyard number nine, Dallas

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Zoo eleven, Fort Worth Zoo sixteen. Fort Worth is usually you know,

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everybody prefers the fort Worth's Zoo over
the Dallas Zoo, and it's great.

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I love but dude, don't underdo
sleep on the Dallas Zoo. It's but

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I will tell you this. I
always try to tell you guys this stuff

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when I know what happened before I
ever set foot in Texas, and as

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a young boy in Florida. I
don't know why, but I'd heard of

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the fort Worth Zoo, and I
knew that the fort Worth Zoo was legendary.

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It was always at the top of
the list of American zoos. I

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always would read the latest on the
best zoos in America, and I remember

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fort Worth's who was always up on
there. I admitted I'd never heard of

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the University of North Texas. It's
I lived, big, big, Sorry.

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Advice I would say is, if
you're going to go to the Forward

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Zoo, don't stop at him barbecue
and stuff yourself and then go to the

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Forward Zoo because you'll get real sweaty. I'm just saying the Ford Zoo is

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so damn big Dall said, don't
let you drink beer Forward Zoo unless that's

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changed. Doll's who. You can
walk around the beer, but don't have

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a big plate of meat and then
go. So this is something that you

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zue first, then get delicious barbecue. That's the operation. So you're Temmy

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just started going, I don't even
be here anymore. You see you're around

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these phenomenal creatures that you could never
see on a day to day basis a

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unique opportunity to look at wildlife.
And you're just going, I'm gonna make

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it if I am gonna bind.
So you show up at the zoo after

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gorging a three meat combo. Yeah, and you got the meat sweats cool

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off with beer. They didn't have
beer popping burn ins like pez uh huh.

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Another one he had a burns Tracy
Dispenser, what a reference? Okay,

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last story of the scuttle button.
We're gonna move on. We'll take

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your time. You have special guests
coming up. Marshall Mescato, the Rangers

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assistant VP of marketing, assistant to
the VP of marketing. Okay, and

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he's discussing the promo items that you
can now have at the ballpark. I've

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seen all these stories on TV.
It looks like they're still scrambling to figure

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out what some of the promo items
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com. And all you have to
do is go to every ballpark and measure

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the length, the girth and the
weight of each hot dog, because they're

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going to get the data and see
which ballpark has the biggest dog. Who's

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doing this? They're asking for someone
to do bet us. Wait, oh,

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they're paying the gambling side is doing
They're paying a fan to do this.

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Yeah, I'm sorry. Travel is
covered? What does that mean?

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Gas for your car or flights to
every every ballpark? And your expense is

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twenty five dollars flat fee game tickets
bought for each and travel will be covered

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for each one. They'll they'll get
with you on the schedule. Lodging,

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your lodging, food and travel travels
covered. It doesn't say lodging, no,

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No, they're they're giving you twenty
five hundred dollars per diem to cover

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all of your expenses outside of airline
tickets pass Do you need to lodge?

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I mean? Do I feel like
if you do it right, you could

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probably knock out six to eight in
a day, and you get this done

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in like a five day span the
world that go in get the hot dog

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eight in a day, a day
game here, hit a night game at

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another ballpark. You got got Chicago
and one night. I can get l

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A done in one night. I
can get that New York done in one

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day. That's the TikTok we need
is you go to every ballpark in the

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shortest amount of time ever. That
is a good tick. While measuring hot

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are you allowed to eat the hot
dogs? You have to throw them away

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right after the taste as much as
you want. But they just want length,

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girth, and weight for each one. Stupid thing. Why all hot

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dogs are kind of the same.
I mean they get them from different companies,

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Like what's the different because they're searching
for bet Whise bet Us. They're

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searching for the biggest and then what
regular jumbo? Like there's five different kind

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of hot dogs at every park,
right and the cheese and chili and the

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boomstick. I mean, can't you
just call the ballpark and have them go

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out and measure their wiener and just
get the data over the phone. I've

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you five dollars if you just measure
that hot dog for me, and they

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send me two pictures of it.
It says that they are looking for someone

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who is well They also want you
to get the price too, but they

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look looking for someone who's well versed
in the world of wieners. Okay,

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so they want idiots like us to
read their stories, so we say,

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bet us. Somebody goes holler at
Riley Reid. Danny's so right, why

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don't you just call? I mean, they'll have that pretty easy to get

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over the phone, right or an
email? Yeah? And what do you

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mean girth or width? He's onto
something though. They're trying to get some

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cute girl to go out there holding
a hot dog so they can use it

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for their Instagram Next to the Alamo
another land, and the Alamo doesn't have

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an MV ballpark whatever. I'm just
saying. I'm talking about instagrammable sites.

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Kevin, he just did a story
on that and Alamo made the list.

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Kind of girth is diameter? Wait
and away the hot dog? Just the

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dog got away? Yeah, you
gotta put it on a scale. Okay,

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Well, Mikey's got the triple beam, so yeah, you know he

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can do. Okay, that's enough
of that that's skinner bribe. I don't

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know if that last one was that
good of a story. Now it's Opening

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Day, man, good hot dog
baseball story and Opening Day you could only

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wish to have a guest like Tom
Glavin at nine o'clock. We got him.

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We got him, one of the
Holy Triviate of Braves pitchers in the

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nineties. Also coming up next,
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