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dating you disappear. Now you're fine, you're fine, stay right where you

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are. I'm gonna adjust it for
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it perfectly framed. And then we
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nothing because it's chair like like,
whoever comes in before it's uh, Doug,

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yeah, Tuesdays comes in. Well, he raises the seat up with

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a HiPE chair like the baby Boosters
like, do you have it so long?

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Because I could spin it it other
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So I could go underneath the table
so I can spin, whereas Doug has

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it so like it's a high chair. Wait, so you can spin?

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Yeah, so I can, you
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arm rests of the chair bump into
the table. Look at you. Whereas

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Doug like, I don't know if
he's doing stand up but sitting down.

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I don't know what his think.
I have no idea. Yeah, if

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you had a name a stressful event
in life, what would come to mind?

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Oh, gosh, stressful a life
event? We think here in my

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life? Yeah, well, just
in anty light, I could do it.

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We didn't start the fire, let's
see. Uh, I been fired

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three times before, so starting a
new job. Starting a new job is

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also getting a divorce, divorce,
getting remarried, because you know remarriage would

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be a stressful. Yeah. Because
people are like, what are you waiting

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so long to ask Beth to marry
you. I'm like, well, yeah,

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because you want to make well,
we were together for a long time.

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What's a long time? We really
got it for about three years it's

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nothing, so but I wanted to
make sure everything was cool. And again,

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you know, so, uh the
way you didn't know right away or

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no, I knew, you knew, I knew, but like, hey,

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look just the case you know,
little gunshot. Yeah, I got

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you. Anything can happen because once
you do it, and then you got

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to go full throttle. Man,
you can't waste any time. A new

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survey conducted one poll on behalf of
North American Van lines his moving is the

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most stressful. That's very stressful,
and he does say that a lot.

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So you went to college, Yes, I did. I went to college.

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I do not remember moving out after
graduation, out of the dorm,

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and I lived there even my senior
year. Sometimes people don't. But I

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don't remember having a dramatic experience when
I moved out of college. Yeah,

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you know what, It's funny because
the actual move out itself not not that,

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not what it represents. But the
move out, yeah, not what

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it represents. That didn't have an
issue with that. No, No,

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I think my kid could win an
award for most dramatic move out. Oh

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oh, I think so out of
that school. Well, there always has

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to be a communication problem or seems
to be one. He thought he had

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till the twenty first, coming up
next week on the mor Annibals, to

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get out of college. So you
know what's going to happen. It's like

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an episode of Yellowstone. So he's
like, so I thought he had till

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May twenty first to get out of
the door. Okay, uh, yesterday

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I'm talking to him. He's like, well, my r D, I

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guess that's your resident director. Why
was ours RA? So you have your

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RA and then you have your RD. I don't know what the RA is

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like the guy who's like the day
to day guy. Oh okay, like

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there's a twol hole on each floor
at least at Fisher. The r D

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is the guy who's charged the entire
building. Got so he bosses around the

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RAS. So you know, he's
the guy above the guys. All right,

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So he said, my r D
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So I wasn't there whatever was happening, and they told me I have to

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be out today by today meaning today
like the they were recording this and yeah.

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So however, what I understood to
be happening was he was cleaning out

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his room, which I believe was
just a room for days, like literally

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days. Oh he's been say George, you would in your room ready to

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move. I don't know. I
have no idea. It's a dorm room.

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From what I understand it, it
looked like a Calcutta slump. Yeah,

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that's kind of what I'm thinking.
I have to So it runs in

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the family. I'm going days days. This is days. All four grandparents

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are in town for his graduation.
The next day is Mother's Day, and

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he allegedly was cleaning all day and
then all the next day, and his

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youngest brother, who isn't really a
neat freak, saw it and said it

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was the most disgusting room I've ever
seen. So when I don't know what

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happened, I have no idea.
So last night he was to be moving

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in with me for the next couple
of weeks. Okay, I'm staying with

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me the odd couple. So I
tell him when i'll be back. I

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say to him, I'll be back
around nine o'clock after the podcast, and

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I get a text I'm not done
again. Some kind of communication issue is

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now delaying him somewhere there. He
put things in a wrong building that he

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was supposed to do. I have
no idea, and he had to move

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them to a new building and still
had more things to move out of his

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dorm, so he's got to put
those in. This guy, what's getting

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a criminal justice? Well, I
don't know what the hell he's doing.

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I was like, and I hear
this evidence tampering is a big thing.

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Like OJ might be might have died
in jail had the the LAPD had put

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stuff in the right spot. That's
a big deal. So I'm starting to

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believe when people say we have a
communication issue, that's become the adult version

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of the dog ate my homework.
Nobody fucking believes it, but no one's

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going to call you on it,
you know what I mean? Like it

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just nobody believes it. In this
scenario, the dog is like your Wi

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Fi and you just couldn't get the
email through or you didn't understand the word

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deadline. I don't know the deadline, Jordan will be this, But just

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like school, you know, nobody's
really buying the excuse that that That's kind

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of how I see it. So
I get these texts like, all right,

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buddy, I said, just you
know, you got ways to get

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in. Don't worry about it.
Two thirty in the morning. Oh,

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I hear all this noise. It's
him coming in at two thirty in the

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morning. So I get him settled
and he had to work this morning.

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I did not set up like I
have another bed. It's a cot basically

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with the mattress on it. I
didn't set that up because I wasn't sure

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what's happening. And his alarm starts
going off at six thirty in the morning.

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And this is his alarm ready,
that's the sound. That's the sound.

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It's like a nuclear meltdown. Yeah. Yeah. He treats it like

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it's a fucking game show buzzer.
He hits it, turns it off,

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and then about five minutes later,
here we go again, and it starts

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going off again, and then he
hits it again, and I go,

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oh my guy, It's like living
with a passive aggressive rooster. It's like,

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the fuck is happening? You know
what I mean, I'm going,

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what in the crap in the love
of God, what is happening? So

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I and he doesn't move. It's
just like it's just a sound, just

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going, like going and going and
going, and I'm I mean on and

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on, and I'm in another room
I'm yell jaring it turning, goddamn take

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off? Why why would you have
that? That's the most disturbing sound,

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Like, I get it. My
sister something to wake up, I get

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it. When I live with my
sister. She had the rocky theme like

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I gotta get up, I gotta
be motivated. Yeah, but that that's

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almost a more pleasant That's a hell
of a lot more pleasant than this fucking

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sound. Oh gosh yeah. Oh
like who you know when you're not the

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person getting supposed to be waking up
right, And by the way, I

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would think that even for the person
who is supposed to be waking up,

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that's not gonna set you in a
good mood. That's not getting you off

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on the right down. That is
wrong foot now, wrong side of bed.

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That is, that is the wrong
way to start your thing is You

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shouldn't hit snooze anyway because it doesn't
really help you. It just doesn't.

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He almost feels more wired. It
just postponed the problem. You got it

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exactly, So don't treat your alarm
like it's a game show buzzer and just

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keep hitting as quick as you can. Just get up, get your dead

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ass up. So I I yeah, I guess he got up finally showered.

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He was out the door by seven
to forty, the code of work.

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But I have been up since six
thirty, two thirty. I oh

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god, damn. This is worse
than a way when they were infants.

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Yeah, you know what I mean. My father said, it only gets

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harder because my sister when she first
had a child, and this is a

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woman with a PhD. Yeah,
a doctorate an immunology in microbiology. My

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older sister, May she rest in
peace, and she had she had two

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three children, and her first child's
born, and the entire family's got to

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show up, sure, they always. This is the first one on both

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sides and everybody. And she goes, it's so hard, Dad, because

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you haven't left the hospital yet.
He points to my brother, Then he

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points to my other brother, then
he points to my little sister. Then

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he points to me. Go you
want hard, it's hard harder, harder,

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hardest. And I was the good
one. He goes, is all

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I gotta get worse, ben untill
I gotta get worse. Well, I

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don't know. I saw in the
news today a guy who may have woken

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up to an alarm like this.
I don't really know that he President Biden.

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Now, this is a guy at
of Sotas. He damaged the car

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with an axe. He damaged the
car, He damaged the according to the

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Wayne County Sheriff's Office, Keith Downey. Of course, his name is Keith,

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Keith. Yeah, he's thirty eight. He was accused of using a

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wood cutting axe to damage the victim's
motor vehicle. Person was inside the vehicle

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at the time of the incident.
Well, I mean I could see it.

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If you got that alarm going off
and they're not waking up, you

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fucking lose your mind. I've only
heard of one other person using an axe

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on a car. Really, remember, take me back to what you're silver.

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Two thousand and eight was Rochester.
It was Rochester. It's actually a

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tragic story, the Sandra Arena situation. Remember Karen and Bills. Yes,

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the yes woman Yes, who had
to stop the whole thing, came with

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an axe, had a cane in
one head and an axe in the other

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and stopped. The woman with the
axe put it through the windshield, says

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one more woman in your mind.
And she stopped the car and the cops

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came and she ran a kid over. Yeah, there's some fight over a

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karaoke at a gay bar or something
like that. I don't Yeah, nothing

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happened, I don't remember, but
I remember vaguely she ran over here was

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a group people standing there around the
car into the group and just happened to

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kill this one man. And he
wasn't the intended target. But that's what

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happened. Well, this guy was
arrested in charge of a second degree mischief.

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It doesn't say what he did.
So I went to his Facebook page

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and about just an hour ago he
posted on Facebook, I'll read you.

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It says, can't wait for something
that's never going to happen. Just remember

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that and move forward passing aggressive They
when someone is afraid to tell the truth

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because it will make them look bad, it's on them, not you.

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Okay. Life lessons from Keaty I
don't know. This is good times with

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good people is priceless. And somebody
right gives like the emoji with the It's

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funny how some people don't like when
you give them the same ship in return,

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then they're a pussy all of a
sudden. So somewhere this is the

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guy that did the acts thing.
It's like playing wheel of Ford had to

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be the guy who did the ax
thing. I'd like to buy a name,

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please, he writes. A day
ago, you live and you learn

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he's just this is he's like the
simple philosopher. Well, here you go,

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cheating. Don't even cross your mind
when you got who you want.

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Cheating, don't even cross your mind
when he got who you want, which

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is a shot at whoever he dies. So I guess this chick was cheating

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on him and he took an act. This is what I'm deducing. Or

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this could be the dude who was
messing around with the chick. Well,

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it could be, it could be. So I had sent him a message.

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I almost called a private detective today
to go Are we on the right

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path? Like, if you were
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I would assume you first go to
social media. Somebody else writes thanks

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Zuckerberg. He writes, uh,
this is a meme that he reposted.

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Hurting them back. Won't heal what's
hurting you? Bad relationships shouldn't change good

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people. Well, good people shouldn't
take an axe to somebody's car while they're

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in it. Yeah, you know
what I mean. I love people who

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post memes because the person they're really
posting about is themselves. Do you think

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so always okay, I know my
word, Yeah, I know my word.

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I mean it's like those Marilyn Monroe
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I don't even know if Monroe Marril
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she I don't even know what the
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yourself. It's very it's a very
famous what's so famous? I can't remember

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it? But like women post this
crap all the time, guys too,

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guys too, because they want to
make some type of vague point to everybody.

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What's the vague point? I don't
know. That's the idea is that

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I I can't tell you to your
face. Please don't settle for temporary pleasures,

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says another meme. I Keith's Facebook
pat You're worth more than a lat

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n I text in an uncommitted soul
Danny and nailed it. Holy shit.

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So this guy's you know what this
is over a woman? He's twisted about

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a check so fucked up in the
head. Oh that's what the okay,

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So the Marilyn Monroe quote is if
you can't hand. If you can't handle

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me at my worst, you don't
deserve me at my best. And I

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see that at least once a day. Hey on, we got to see

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if Marilyn Monroe actually said that.
Hey yeah, I don't know if she

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did, attributed to her, just
like all these like Mark Walward posts I

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know are not him talking about Jesus. I know that for a fact.

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Okay, did Marilyn Monroe say if
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Just just all you have to type
it is that and see what if

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what comes up. I'm selfish,
impatient and a little insecure. I make

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mistakes. I'm out of control at
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But if you can't handle me at
my worst, then you sure as hell

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don't deserve me at my best.
Bobby jfk D. I wonder if that

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was her. Maybe it was,
yeah, Marilyn Monroe. But so it's

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a little different like when you hear
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whole thing, I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make

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mistakes, I'm out of control and
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you're saying I have a lot of
faults. If you can't handle me when

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I'm like that, then you sure
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It's a little different then if you
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you can't. I like the full
context. It takes a better pictures the

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thing, though. I hear a
little more humble in the beginning at the

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meme factory, though, Billy down
at I don't know, like three h

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five, we gotta shorten this dew
for Instagram. Also, could you cut

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out the bikini bottom? Please see
if I I couldn't post things like that,

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and I'm weary, I'm very wary
of people who do. I've only

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posted one meme my entire life,
I'm sure, and it was during the

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pandemic, and it was a picture
of President Clinton. I said, I

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don't do these, but this is
funny and him going thanks Chainna. Now

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she's home all day talking about Hillary, like, yeah, that's good.

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I like that one. Yeah,
I'll give you that one. Get behind

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that yeah, okay here yeah,
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But the whole thing is I'm selfish, impatient. Yeah, oh you

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get is the bottom part? I
know, don't give me the bottom.

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I want the whole muffin the top
and all, not just the bottom.

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I've also seen another one where like
this one. Okay, so at one

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point when I was on Facebook,
I had like over four thousand connections,

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and ninety nine percent of these people
I never met republic as of Radio,

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maybe the band, I don't know. And you'd see some of these people

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who who were like kind of trashy, and they post over and over and

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over again. And this one woman
kept posting something like I'm sorry, I

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can't help it. I'm a scorpio, like she's a real pain in the

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ads. Someone wrote, no,
you're just a b word, you know

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what I'm saying, and something like
that. So then somebody took that and

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then reposted that, no, you're
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and that became a meme, and
that became a meme. Yeah,

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like in their little community or whatever. Understand why we have to make excuses

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for the way we are. We're
human beings. I kind of like the

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Marilyn Monroe one, kind of saying, hey, I'm all these things.

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I'm a human being basically, I
have everybody has insecurities, everybody's got insecurities,

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even the people who look the most
secure. Oh, they have insecurities.

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Oh gosh. I forgot who the
offensive or the head coach was.

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Who said, he goes, let
me tell you something about all these I

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think it was Sean Payton, he
goes. Even the guys, No,

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it was Sean McVay, he goes. Even the guys who have it together

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don't have it together. Yeah.
In other words, they all have insecurities.

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They all like have meltdowns, they
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human and so you just gotta like
learn how to deal with those things.

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Get at it. That's how you
get stronger in life. I would love

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to talk to Keith. If anybody
knows Keith out in Wayne County's name is

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Keith Downey. I just want to
know did it feel good that first time

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that the axe cut through the metal? I'm thinking, well, I don't

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know. I'm I'm assuming you're so
pissy chops to the side of this pretty

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little souped up four wheel drive.
Do you do you like come hand over

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right into the hood. I'm the
baddest mophone, so it's babe. Yeah,

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I don't work. Yeah, we're
do you hit it, I don't

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know. I'm thinking that, did
you go right at the hood? I

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would think the like if you hit
the wow, the tires, here's the

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problem. Okay, I'm gonna give
you the problem with the tires because I

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thought of that too. Okay,
all right, now you're always thinking,

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well, have you ever chopped wood? No, you've never chopped wood.

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And I'm not I'm not saying that
to be disparaging. If you don't hit

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the wood right, sometimes it can
bounce back. It can bounce back.

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I'm assuming that this may not be
the sharpest axe in the shed. Sharp

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unintended, but I'm saying this is
not the sharpest act axe in the shed.

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If you swing at the tire,
there's a good chance that fucking thing

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comes oh yehring and back and you
clock yourself in the head with the back

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part of the axe, which could
knock yell. That's what I'm thinking.

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Okay, So I'm thinking that if
you're doing it, maybe you're going at

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the headlights the grill, swinging sideways, because if you have an Asclian window.

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I get the idea of the tires. It could prevent someone from going

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anywhere, but it could Also I'm
thinking that there's a better chance of it

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ricocheting off. Yeah, that's true, because if you have an axe,

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that means you've probably used the axe
and you know how to use the axe.

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Well, I would say, because
nobody just randomly like I've never used

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an axe. Yeah, so I'd
be that idiot who uses it the first

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time and then whacks himself with the
head because he didn't hit the woodwall.

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Well you can. I mean I've
had it where it's bounced back. If

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the wood is still wet, if
it's still like it's not, you know,

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dried out, dried and something that
sat around for a while and really

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dried out, you can split right
in half. But they also sell things

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like an anvil almost you put down
and it's hit it and it'll help split

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the wood wood splitter something yea,
yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So

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there's different. But I'm just saying
you go towards the tire. There's a

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good chance too. You're swinging on
an angle right right, you don't hit

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that thing right, boom, it's
coming back. That's why, Like holy

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cow, Like in Titanic, when
Kate Winslet had to hit the handcuffs,

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she had to nail it. One
man, that was really good. Yeah,

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that's right, that's right, it
was one. She got a practice

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swing, yeah, and she missed
like by a foot. We're lucky,

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Like Leo's got both of his hands. What you do? Of course he

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died. All right, we'll take
a moment I wanted later on because the

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NFL schedule comes out today. Go
through when it comes out, because we'll

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be doing the podcast, compare some
of the rumors, and then to see

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if they actually were the leaks accurate. Were the leaks accurate? Because it's

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been a whole lot of fun.
But I found a whole bunch of old

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tapes of me on the radio,
and I found me from the fall of

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nineteen ninety two. Oh wow,
Yeah, doing overnights Poughkeepsie. And it's

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not the greatest quality because it's almost
like taping off a tape, you know,

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recording off a tape, So it
wasn't as good. But I'll play

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something and I thought you might get
a kick out of it. It's just

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me answering phone calls because I used
to do something. I'll explain the bit

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that I did and and all that. We'll get to that, all right,

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We'll get to that next. But
first, Cobblestone on Maine at one

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of nine West Main Street in the
village of Webster had my son's graduation dinner

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there and I cannot recommend the place
enough. You know a lot of picky

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eaters right gathering together for one cause. And sometimes I've been at restaurants with

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people where food has been sent back
and everything everybody. This is the first

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time ever everybody said the food was
outstanding. I've never experienced that with this

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group of people effort in my existence, but I did here and it's all

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thanks to Cobblestone on Main and one
on nine West Main Street in the village

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of Webster. They have a great
event space downstairs. My dad is Parkinson,

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so it was nice to have our
own entry in and out with no

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stairs. Just made everything a lot
easier. And boy, I'll tell you,

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if you are looking for a place
that's got upscale bar to hang out

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with with family and friends, intimate
dining, or a great event space,

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it is Cobblestone on Maine one on
nine West Main Street in the village of

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Webster. The Red Wings are home
this weekend to rock the Lilac Friday is

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the first fireworks night of the year. Saturday has a Magnetic Schedule giveaway Sunday.

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All tickets are five dollars and kids
can run the bases with spikes and

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Mitzi or tickets visit Red Wings Baseball
dot com. Iron Smoke Distillery because there's

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another weekend on the horizon and there's
always great things happening at Iron Smoke Distillery

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right here in Fairport, New York. Baby Tonight May sixteenth, you've got

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Liar Blue and Checks and x'es.
They're gonna be playing from seven thirty until

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ten thirty. Then Friday Nights kicking
off because no Friday's a bad Friday.

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At five o'clock, the Acoustic Sunset
Sessions Monica Hall Duo, and then it's

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Hall Pass bringing back the Eighties to
Iron Smoke. Hall Pass always a lot

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of fun. It's an epic night
of eighties tunes, dancing. If you

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want, you dressed like the eighties, I mean some people just do and

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don't even don't even realize it.
Then on Saturday, May eighteenth, you've

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got the Acoustic Sunset Sessions with Ethos
Unplugged beginning at three thirty, and then

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at eight thirty it is a big
old party helping out Autism Up, which

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builds a better community and helps people
on the autism spectrum live better and fuller

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live supporting families. Right here in
the Rochester area, trist will be playing.

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I will be emceeing. It is
gonna be a party. I hope

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to see you there Saturday, May
eighteenth. Where is it? Iron Smoke

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Distillery in Fairport, New York.
Baby, you guys got, don't you?

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Baby? Ow shit? Because maybe
it's an fans that I'm crazy,

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like I'm the only fun like them
started You had a loud hell to live

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in in your big glass house in
the fields. How don't you know?

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I'll tell you what I'm starting to
uh appreciate post Malone. Post Malone.

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Yeah, sounds like a country song. It is post Malone. And here's

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why. He well, why do
you say that? And then I'll he

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sounds to play Yeah, but you'll
say you'll play right to my answer?

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This is post Malon? Why do
you say that? Because the song's about

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drinking and fighting, like to have
a good country that's also got the country

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twang to it, right, I'll
sing and lock country song. I think

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this is maybe the song of the
Summer. I know it's early to say,

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but it's a front runner for Song
of the Summer twenty twenty four.

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You know, the the one that
we hear all the time and it's called

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I had some Help. It's post
Malone with Morgan Whale Whylan. Is it

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Whelan? Yeah, there is,
But I'm going post Malone is an artist.

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He's doing whatever he inspires him,
moves him. He wants to be

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part of whatever he likes. He's
an artist where he's not genre specific,

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like he was more of pop and
rap, right, I guess I don't

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know, Yeah, it sounded like
it. Yeah, I don't know much

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about him. I know that people
love him. Yeah, he at one

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point, I think set a record
for most hits in the Billboard Hot one

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hundred at one point. Now,
I mean it's easy to do that now

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when everything is streamed and you release
an album and all the songs come out

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at once, and people that they
could choose what they want to listen to,

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you know, like back in the
old days, you had to wait

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for the record company to release the
single, and he went out and bought

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it, right if it was a
forty five, So it's you know,

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it's different. Now here's another song
that's up for potentially. Song of Summer

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twenty twenty four also has some country
overtones to it. To me, it's

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by shaboozifun working. She's been telling
me all night long, Gas and grous

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least gone, son know it's ninety
five at work, buddy? Hell do

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I work so hard? Chamberg bound? My problems? I can't tell you

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win one. Here comes two set
the three foot and four. Tell them

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bring another out. We need to
get any more too. Stepping on the

404
00:29:27,839 --> 00:29:33,200
table. She don't need a to
dance floor. Oh my good lord.

405
00:29:33,599 --> 00:29:37,359
Someone coming up a double shot of
whiskey. They know mean jack dance out

406
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:42,599
of his street. There's a party
downtown near fish Trees. Everybody had the

407
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:48,319
barget tipsy. I understand it's got
a country every country song, Whiskey,

408
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:55,880
women worker, recklessness in a truck. Yes, yeah, I don't remember

409
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,720
what the Song of Summer nineteen ninety
two was, but that I were supposed

410
00:29:59,759 --> 00:30:03,559
to work overnights for the summer and
then go back and finish at Fisher,

411
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:10,160
and I extended my stay and they
stayed on for a better part of a

412
00:30:10,279 --> 00:30:17,559
year, doing midnight to six and
at the time up here, there was

413
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,319
a show overnight hosted by Uncle Roger
called The All nine Rock and Roll Cafe,

414
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,000
So I decided to steal that and
call mine the All Night Rock and

415
00:30:26,119 --> 00:30:30,680
Roll Cafe, and I used to
do things in there, like at three

416
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,400
o'clock. I would always ask who's
up and why people call it and tell

417
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:37,359
you what they're doing at three o'clock
in the morning. When I first heard

418
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,000
that show, Uncle Roger's show,
yeah, I thought he was broadcasting from

419
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:45,319
like Marks, Texas Hats yeah,
because he had crowd. You got like

420
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,759
people were talking and like your glasses
clinking, and I'm like, wow,

421
00:30:48,799 --> 00:30:52,920
where is this dude? Do you
have now how many years were you on

422
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:56,200
the radio? Fifteen years? Okay, so do you have any old air

423
00:30:56,359 --> 00:30:59,839
checks for yourself? I think I
do. I got it. I have

424
00:31:00,039 --> 00:31:04,880
got to really dig. I have
boxes upon boxes of tapes literally, just

425
00:31:06,279 --> 00:31:11,319
I mean big things that tapes,
tapes, tons of them. So I

426
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,559
thought, well, let me go
through some of these. And I'm working

427
00:31:14,599 --> 00:31:19,200
on some other projects anyway, So
I listened to this one today and I

428
00:31:19,279 --> 00:31:22,759
thought, I wonder what Dan would
think of this, because there was a

429
00:31:22,359 --> 00:31:27,079
when you start out in radio and
one of the things I've come to admit

430
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:32,559
this, like, uh, I
thought at one point I want to be

431
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:36,640
in TV and I wanted to be
like TV news, And then I thought,

432
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,160
well, the news is too serious
and I don't want to I don't

433
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:42,960
want to be serious. Yeah,
I just didn't want to be serious and

434
00:31:44,559 --> 00:31:48,680
I didn't And then I was pretty
insecure. I didn't want people to see

435
00:31:48,759 --> 00:31:52,279
me, and I knew that I
could kind of be one of those cool

436
00:31:52,319 --> 00:31:56,200
people you really couldn't identify who was
on the radio. Now as time went

437
00:31:56,279 --> 00:32:00,880
on and he became more confident and
he were out more, you kind of

438
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:06,359
became the face of whatever stuff,
right, So it changes a little bit.

439
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,359
But in the beginning that that was
sort of the appeal of radio,

440
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:12,880
and I could be someone who was
cooler than I wasn't. But I think

441
00:32:13,039 --> 00:32:17,599
anybody beginning anything always starts out by
emulating somebody. And there was a guy

442
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:22,000
at the station that I just thought
was the coolest guy ever. And when

443
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,039
I hear myself back now, I
go, oh my god, I was

444
00:32:24,119 --> 00:32:29,079
trying to sound like him. His
name was Greg Gatine, and he's still

445
00:32:29,119 --> 00:32:32,240
in radio, I think. Down
at an old station in Woodstock, now.

446
00:32:34,599 --> 00:32:37,640
But he was like this cool guy, kind of this wiry thin sort

447
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,920
of looked like he could be Mick
Jagger's double or maybe a member of the

448
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,640
Stones. You know, well back
then he's stepped been playing the skinny guy

449
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,680
with the bullet in the deep voice
that was radio yeah you know yeah.

450
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:52,559
So, uh, this is nineteen
ninety two. This is somebody calling in

451
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:57,039
and they sound normal. I don't, but here we go. I go

452
00:32:58,319 --> 00:33:00,160
one th my black sat at the
guy choke. Can you hear it?

453
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:05,440
Yeah? Okay, okay, in
coffin sweetly? Yeah, sweet, that's

454
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:09,400
what I was doing. You were
choking and coffins and gags and did you

455
00:33:09,519 --> 00:33:13,720
vomit? No? Not yet.
Now I want you to know I'm twenty

456
00:33:13,839 --> 00:33:16,839
years old. Okay, So this
is high humor, right, this is

457
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:22,200
me improving with a guy. He's
on the phone and he's telling me and

458
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:25,519
you'll hear why. He was gagging
and puking like in the song Sweetly wait

459
00:33:25,599 --> 00:33:31,079
for Breakfast? Come on? Oh, I don't know where do you work

460
00:33:31,119 --> 00:33:40,920
at? Never mind? Yeah,
oh you're a sick man. So what's

461
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,880
happening? What I said, I'm
stacking me out a grease trap and plucked

462
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,640
up at least. They always leave
the glamorous jobs for me. All right.

463
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,279
So it's three o'clock in the morning. This guy's cleaning out a grease

464
00:33:52,319 --> 00:33:53,640
trap. He's in a restaurant.
He's in a restaurant, right, He's

465
00:33:53,759 --> 00:33:57,000
cleaning out of grease trap. Here
we go. Listen to this. Now,

466
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,599
this is where the humor comes in
here. I mean, they gotta

467
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:05,640
leave it for him, for the
star of there. So you're not feeling

468
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:09,880
too well though, all I'm like
thirty feet away from him right now.

469
00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:15,000
I'm getting over it. Yeah,
you're not about to do this, all

470
00:34:15,039 --> 00:34:21,000
right? I don't hit it just
once. I have to wait a little

471
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:29,519
longer on that. Are you sure
sure you're not gonna do that? We're

472
00:34:29,559 --> 00:34:31,360
not telling we got one more du
sound effect on more? No, I

473
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:44,519
might sweet music to my ears home, I can roll George. I have

474
00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:45,960
no idea. I don't know.
I found that. I go, what

475
00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:50,320
the fuck was I thinking? It's
three o'clock in the morning and I'm playing

476
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,800
fukes sound. It's funny though,
because there was a guy in town who

477
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,280
used to do that stuff at like
forty five years old. I thought it

478
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:59,920
was funny. On the FM side, he did afternoons. I don't know

479
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:04,039
rock station. Yeah, back in
the early two thousands. I'm not going

480
00:35:04,119 --> 00:35:07,000
to say who it was, but
he would do stuff like that and thought

481
00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:09,719
it was funny. Well it really
wasn't funny, but I mean that was

482
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:15,119
like, you're twenty years old doing
this. That's three o'clock in the morning,

483
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,039
right, you know, But he's
stupid. This guy was doing that

484
00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:21,920
stuff at uh. At one point
he read a story on the air.

485
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:24,199
They tried to give him a morning
show, so he brought in all his

486
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:28,039
people who were already overworked, right, yeah, And it was on a

487
00:35:28,079 --> 00:35:32,880
top forty station and he reads a
story like verbati how they have wire coffee,

488
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:37,039
right, And he didn't understand the
story, and he didn't understand that

489
00:35:37,119 --> 00:35:39,360
the story had ended, and he
didn't realize he read the punchline of the

490
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:43,960
story but read it verbatim to a
point where like, you didn't like,

491
00:35:44,159 --> 00:35:46,199
so, wait, is that the
whole story? Story's over? Gotta hit

492
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:49,760
a song? I mean it was
like bad, Like he didn't realize that

493
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,719
he had read the entire story on
the air with no effect, no punchline,

494
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:58,199
just like verbatim. It was rough. I remember the first time I

495
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,559
was given an opportunity to do a
show. Yeah, and it was during

496
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:05,119
Syracuse was going to the was in
the final four, and it was during

497
00:36:05,199 --> 00:36:07,639
the blackout or up, sorry,
the ice storm, the second ice storm

498
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,280
night. It was in two thousand
and three. So Syracuse is in the

499
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,920
final four in New Orleans, right, and I get asked to fill in

500
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:19,679
for Carl Falk on this show on
HTK called the Sunday Morning you know,

501
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,119
Touch them All? And I got
a filling for two hours. Can you

502
00:36:22,119 --> 00:36:23,960
handle two hours? Like I could
handle two hours? I'd be great.

503
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:29,280
I work with Brad Davies every day. I was sweating, man, I

504
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,559
was sweating. So you might want
to ask Brad come on. Because Carl

505
00:36:32,639 --> 00:36:37,079
had gone down with jeff Y Veronica
to cover the final four. Syracuse is

506
00:36:37,119 --> 00:36:39,679
in it. So got the program
director of the actually the assistant of a

507
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,440
boss goes, hey, you might
want to ask Brad if he wants to

508
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,679
come on your show and be a
guest. They go, okay, yeah,

509
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,800
yeah, So I get Brad on. Now we had just watched Syracuse

510
00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:51,320
win over Texas the day before,
so now Syracuse is gonna go play the

511
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,320
National Championship. So I'm interviewing him. All right, hey, Brad,

512
00:36:53,480 --> 00:37:00,400
it was like the Chris Farley Show. So, so would you take about

513
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:05,880
you know, Jim Beheim, you
run in the zone against against Texas.

514
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,800
Did you think that was that was
good? He started laughing. Yeah,

515
00:37:10,079 --> 00:37:15,280
I thought that was great. That's
too bad. I played back the tape

516
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,440
a couple of times. You know, you need it somewhere? Yeah,

517
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:21,000
do you have it anywhere? I
don't know. If I gotta, I

518
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,960
gotta go back and look at find
it. But my father thought that was

519
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,559
the greatest thing in the world.
Even it really was that. I look

520
00:37:25,599 --> 00:37:28,239
back, I listened to it a
couple years later, I'm like, oh

521
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,360
my gosh, this was terrible.
But it's the first time you're hosting an

522
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:35,840
actual show by yourself for two hours, you know. But no, this

523
00:37:36,119 --> 00:37:38,400
was I was playing music, you
know. So yeah, so I was

524
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:44,039
playing puke, sound effects and music. I thought that was like wildly entertaining.

525
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:49,159
I go, who wouldn't want to
listen to that? Here's another calld

526
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,599
h, what are you doing up? I'm out pumping toilet. You're what

527
00:37:53,960 --> 00:38:00,679
you don't what a toilet? Yeah? I'm not pumping toilets HI for the

528
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:04,440
guy that's cleaning, uh Greek crafts
being a retired death. But I think

529
00:38:04,559 --> 00:38:07,320
he's trying to be doing that and
what I'm doing, Oh my my,

530
00:38:07,639 --> 00:38:14,440
oh my. First you say it, then you see it. Huh you

531
00:38:14,599 --> 00:38:16,400
said it, then you smell it? Or do you smell it first?

532
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:22,320
Wow? Hit chokes. You don't
smell if you smell it before you get

533
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,639
inside him. You know he's got
a you got a live one. You've

534
00:38:24,639 --> 00:38:28,159
got a live when you guys,
you work cut out for you? O

535
00:38:28,679 --> 00:38:30,880
man, where are you calling from? Right now? I'm on one ninety

536
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:36,000
nine in my truck on the way
to throw away. Who do you work

537
00:38:36,079 --> 00:38:40,320
for? Supery afforded toilet Superior in
Pine Plains, New York? No,

538
00:38:42,159 --> 00:38:45,480
God, I live up that way. I know what's his name? Warns

539
00:38:45,559 --> 00:38:51,000
those Doug Doug? Yeah, Doug
Weavers? Yeah yeah, yeah, nobody

540
00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:53,199
knows Doug. But I don't know
what I want to go? Hang a

541
00:38:53,280 --> 00:39:00,159
big one in his toilet, Thanks
Lotting. I'm only kidding. Work we

542
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:06,159
played for you? If I can
get all right, what do you want?

543
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,280
Hot right? Hot legs? And
I don't care what else you play.

544
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,800
As long as she's got hot legs, you don't care. What she

545
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:16,320
did, right? What's the homer
rock and roll? Thanks for calling.

546
00:39:17,679 --> 00:39:20,920
As long as she's got hot legs, you don't care what she does in

547
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,880
the toilet. This guy's like,
this guy's like cleaning out toilets. But

548
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:27,119
yet he sticks enough to get on
a phone which was attached to a wall.

549
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,559
And oh this was a Oh that's
a good call. It wasn't.

550
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:35,760
So he's kind of like, oh, stop what he's doing with his bare

551
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:39,360
hands. Yeah, go grab a
phone, which I'm I'm hearing it back

552
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:44,079
even on tape, right, I
was listening to it. Who has a

553
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,000
cassette anymore? I think somewhere I
have a walkman, and we'll be able

554
00:39:46,039 --> 00:39:49,960
to run through the board to get
better quality, because I want to go

555
00:39:50,079 --> 00:39:52,920
through these tapes and I'm working on
some other projects. And I was like,

556
00:39:52,639 --> 00:39:55,960
uh, we got to But that's
funny. When I listened to that,

557
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,039
he said he was on one ninety
nine. I assumed that he he

558
00:40:00,159 --> 00:40:02,960
was driving, but I'm thinking twenty
twenty four ahead, not nineteen ninety two.

559
00:40:04,119 --> 00:40:06,000
Yeah, oh no, no,
no, he's like stopping. He

560
00:40:06,199 --> 00:40:10,119
pulled over to me to make a
phone call from a public phone to hear

561
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:14,760
some Rod Stewart, which, by
the way, for people who don't realize

562
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,360
this, when you call a radio
station, they bag the DJs if they

563
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:21,079
are live, which anymore, I
don't even know. Unless more they're doing

564
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,000
a morning show, they really aren't
live anymore. So what they'll do is

565
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:28,039
they're not live really anywhere, even
when you're doing a morning show. No

566
00:40:28,639 --> 00:40:31,840
morning show, yeah, I mean
a lot of the bigger morning shows will

567
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:35,920
tape a lot of segments and stuff, so they're there, but right,

568
00:40:36,079 --> 00:40:37,960
But the point is, like when
you call a radio show, now,

569
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,000
if you got somebody live, they're
taping that call and they're gonna play it

570
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:44,800
when they're getting ready. So this
guy may have been waiting hours to play

571
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,840
or did you play this Rod Stewart's
song for him immediately? Fuck dude,

572
00:40:47,039 --> 00:40:50,880
it was three o'clock in the morning. If I got like seven calls,

573
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,639
okay, all right, yeah you
got it, And don't forget that people

574
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:57,880
had to go find a phone and
yeah, well that road or push button.

575
00:40:58,199 --> 00:41:00,840
So yeah, I mean, and
if if it was a call about

576
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:06,559
shit that I mean really the premise
of this was he was cleaning out shitters

577
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,719
and I knew to I played that
call back immediately, and I had to

578
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,960
do it on a real, the
real tape back then. My gosh,

579
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,519
I never had to work with real, real tape, real real tape.

580
00:41:14,519 --> 00:41:16,960
I heard you had to work your
butt off when it came. Really it

581
00:41:17,079 --> 00:41:21,519
was fine with me because I will
tell you, like when I was in

582
00:41:21,639 --> 00:41:25,119
radio and I started out, I
remember sitting there at like nineteen twenty years

583
00:41:25,119 --> 00:41:29,519
old, doing an overnight shift on
a rock station, and it was awesome

584
00:41:29,599 --> 00:41:35,239
to be there. And I remember
thinking, oh, I don't know if

585
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:39,159
I can do this. I'm bored
playing all this music. I don't need

586
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:45,159
to play music. And so taking
calls and doing all that stuff and getting

587
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,320
cued up, well then it was
you were doing something in between. So

588
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:52,440
I just found ways to build.
I mean I got calls all the time.

589
00:41:52,519 --> 00:41:54,599
I just put those phones. I
probably turned it into a talk show

590
00:41:54,719 --> 00:42:00,400
at twenty overnight. I ain't played
songs for people in ship, but yeah,

591
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,559
I remember my first two days in
radio. Yeah, so I get

592
00:42:04,639 --> 00:42:08,119
this interview with a guy named Jim
White. And Jim White was the not

593
00:42:08,199 --> 00:42:12,440
the operations guy, but he ran
Wham under a guy named Jeff Holland,

594
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,519
and Wham was a news talk station. So you had to kind of look

595
00:42:15,559 --> 00:42:17,360
professionally, had to wear a tie. So I show up in like a

596
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:21,559
shirt and tie for this interview process
which Jack Paulvino had set up for me,

597
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:25,320
and then walks Jim. Jim's in
a polo shirt, jeans, sneakers,

598
00:42:25,519 --> 00:42:28,239
Like, okay, so what's the
dress code? Now, there's no

599
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,199
dress code here. You just show
up and just just over your watch.

600
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:34,079
I go, well, you're a
wha. Now that's the news people.

601
00:42:34,119 --> 00:42:37,280
They don't count. Okay, okay, great. So my first day I

602
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,639
walk in for it to be for
orientation, and I'm working with a guy

603
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:45,159
named Bob Kern. Oh yeah,
And Bob Kern wore short sleeves and tie.

604
00:42:45,199 --> 00:42:49,320
He looked kind of like a short
version of Gilbert. Yeah, Gilbert

605
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,480
or Dwight Shrewt something like that.
Yeah, And I go, so he

606
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:54,599
was a board op. He was
running Rush Limbaugh show. I'm like,

607
00:42:54,679 --> 00:42:57,840
hey, so, how long have
you been doing this? This is eighty

608
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:02,119
eight, this is two thousand and
one. And it was dismal outside.

609
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:07,639
W h A m used to be
in Midtown Plaza, which was depressing,

610
00:43:07,159 --> 00:43:12,280
probably asbestos filled. It was disgusting, and I'm like, oh my gosh,

611
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,559
this looks so depressing. I go, do you enjoy this? Oh?

612
00:43:14,639 --> 00:43:16,519
Yeah, that's great. He was
a boardop, like like a career

613
00:43:16,599 --> 00:43:19,800
board up, which is like the
lowest rung on the ladder. I'm like,

614
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,599
oh my gosh, should I get
out of this? How did my

615
00:43:22,039 --> 00:43:27,800
start in radio differ so vastly from
yours? Because I think you were you

616
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,000
had to have a live jock in
the room when you started. When I

617
00:43:30,039 --> 00:43:34,480
start, everything was automated through like
the system, so all of a sudd

618
00:43:34,519 --> 00:43:37,599
there was no live tapes anymore.
That was digitized. We were all live

619
00:43:37,679 --> 00:43:40,760
on CMF. That is, they
were all live. No I know,

620
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:45,960
but like you were like pressing buttons
and playing songs off a computer, whereas,

621
00:43:45,119 --> 00:43:49,000
oh no, we're still CD when
I started. Even yeah, when

622
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:53,360
I started, I was ninety three
because I started on the AM side and

623
00:43:53,519 --> 00:43:57,840
it was all talk and it was
piped in from other like locals. I

624
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,000
was. I was on an AM
to if I can find my tapes from

625
00:44:01,159 --> 00:44:06,159
WOK, the original hits of the
forties, fifties, and sixties, I'll

626
00:44:06,199 --> 00:44:08,119
play those. But like my thing
was, I knew where I wanted to

627
00:44:08,199 --> 00:44:13,159
go. I wanted to be on
that rock station, and my in was

628
00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:16,840
the EOK station, so I did
that. I ran the Frank Snatra hour,

629
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:22,440
and then the guy who did mornings
would let me fill in for him

630
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:27,079
once in a while, and then
they started giving me shifts on like Friday

631
00:44:27,119 --> 00:44:31,639
into Saturday overnight or Saturday night into
Sunday. And then and then when I

632
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:35,519
went to Fisher my first year,
I would come home and I would say,

633
00:44:35,559 --> 00:44:37,960
Hey, I'm home in the program
director did midday, so he would

634
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,000
take the day off and let me
do his show, not take the day

635
00:44:40,039 --> 00:44:43,360
off, but he would do like
get caught up on office work. Yeah,

636
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,039
yeah, there's a lot of paintings
this stuff. So I would do

637
00:44:45,119 --> 00:44:49,559
his show. And I was like
nineteen twenty years old at the time.

638
00:44:49,639 --> 00:44:52,760
Wow. And so I don't know. I had a different thing where and

639
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:57,639
maybe it's because it was smaller market. I don't know. So the other

640
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,559
thing, too, is like when
I was at work at a Clear Channel

641
00:44:59,559 --> 00:45:02,360
which later came My Heart, which
you went to, there was nobody other

642
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,079
than Beth and Chad on w H
A. M. And Chuck Kelly on

643
00:45:06,119 --> 00:45:07,880
Mixed one hundred point five, which, by the way, I think he's

644
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,360
on legends now. There were no
live shows. Nobody went live. I

645
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:14,800
think the Man did live afternoons on
the Nerve. Yeah, but that was

646
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,519
it. Everything was automated and were
piped in from other cities. Well,

647
00:45:17,599 --> 00:45:22,519
this is the problem. So there
was no like live music jock to emulate

648
00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:25,320
or to talk to, whereas at
CMF when you worked at Infinity, everybody

649
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:30,239
was on the air live because it
was all music. Yeah, yeah,

650
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:36,639
that is true. I don't know. I I will tell you that I

651
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,519
think that radio needs to go back
to that. I agree. I think

652
00:45:38,599 --> 00:45:45,599
that radio needs to go more.
My prediction pops ye fl. I've said

653
00:45:45,639 --> 00:45:51,519
this for a long time on the
podcast that I love what we're doing here.

654
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,440
I don't miss radio. I actually
have a lot of other things that

655
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:58,519
I'm doing, so it you know, I'm not kind of stuck in that

656
00:45:58,679 --> 00:46:01,320
thing, you know. I I
was doing so many things when they left

657
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:07,039
radio that it was like burning me
out anyway, But I would have stayed.

658
00:46:07,039 --> 00:46:09,440
I don't remember one time I was
hearing you, like like on a

659
00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:15,119
Sunday night. You know, they
have that Christmas village that you drive through

660
00:46:15,519 --> 00:46:17,079
and I'm like, hey, it's
Bill Moran here from and I'm like,

661
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:21,400
dude, it's eleven o'clock on a
Sunday night. Guy. I know you'd

662
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,199
voice tracked then sure. But the
point is is that like you must never

663
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:27,039
have stopped working. No, you
worked all. I worked a lot,

664
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,440
but I could work from home and
I was on stations around the con It

665
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:34,920
didn't matter. Yeah, But my
point is that I think that that's sort

666
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:38,679
of you lose that. And now
radio one of the things like, in

667
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:43,400
terms of music, we can get
it from anywhere, right, whether it

668
00:46:43,519 --> 00:46:50,199
be satellite, we can get which
is broken down into specific not even genres.

669
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:53,800
I'm gonna say artist, Like you've
got a Jimmy Buffett station, most

670
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,519
of the music there is going to
be majority him, yes, right,

671
00:46:57,639 --> 00:47:00,840
not all him, but Kenny Chesney
stay, you know what I mean.

672
00:47:00,159 --> 00:47:06,320
So you're competing with people who are
looking for specifically that you're looking against the

673
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,280
Pandoras and the Spotify's and all this
stuff, and I go, the one

674
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:14,440
thing you've got is local, and
you can really create something cool, but

675
00:47:14,599 --> 00:47:15,679
you got to get down the local. And the problem is a lot of

676
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:22,760
these companies have gotten so big and
they're answering to many people who are shareholders

677
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:27,239
and this and that they want to
they want right money on demand, and

678
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:31,559
so the focus is on bigger things
and bigger and so you get somewhat homogenized,

679
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:36,480
and but you've get some guys will
break through, you get the Ryan

680
00:47:36,559 --> 00:47:39,159
Seacrest and the others. But eventually
that goes away too. So I don't

681
00:47:39,199 --> 00:47:42,800
know, man, I think that
you got to go back to the local

682
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,800
because there is value in that.
I really do believe there's value in that.

683
00:47:45,199 --> 00:47:47,679
And people have said to me,
you must fucking hate radio. I

684
00:47:47,679 --> 00:47:51,840
don't hate radio. I love what
I'm doing, but I don't hate it.

685
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,039
And I still think there's there's stuff
for it to look Radio is then,

686
00:47:55,800 --> 00:48:00,119
and I'm basically doing that on podcasts
and somebody's yelled at me, that's

687
00:48:00,199 --> 00:48:05,199
not what podcasts are. You're an
idiot. You're gonna found some of whose

688
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:12,239
jokes don't say anymore. It doesn't
matter. Yeah, but I I understand.

689
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,079
I look, but I'm gonna do
what I'm gonna do, period.

690
00:48:15,679 --> 00:48:19,320
So but I do think that with
radio, I do think that'll that's the

691
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,360
way to do it. I mean, you could go the opposite direction,

692
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:27,320
like every episode of Failed Guy,
where Peter's doing a podcast about hats and

693
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:31,159
Sherlock Holmes hat, baseball hat,
top hat. I think that's all the

694
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:35,519
hats. I think it's so niched. That's the idea is like podcasts are

695
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:38,639
so ridiculously niche for that guy,
you know. But yeah, I mean

696
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:42,119
like, yeah, I agree with
you, like I have missedill the days

697
00:48:42,119 --> 00:48:45,960
of local radio. I have something
that hyper local, yes, and me

698
00:48:46,079 --> 00:48:52,239
too, and live because you could
also get the call from four ninety what's

699
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:55,679
happening on traffic wise, or what's
going on in my community? And there

700
00:48:57,039 --> 00:49:00,239
there's a lot of interesting things and
a lot of interesting people. I'm going

701
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,960
to go through these tapes. I'll
find some better quality, better things in

702
00:49:04,039 --> 00:49:07,239
that. But just to show you
where my head was at at twenty,

703
00:49:07,519 --> 00:49:12,480
isn't all that far different there it
is fifty two, that's all. But

704
00:49:12,559 --> 00:49:15,719
think of all the characters we met
and people we met. Because yes,

705
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:19,199
like one time when we were at
CMF, they decid, all right,

706
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,960
guys, we're adding music to the
morning show. We had protesters outside,

707
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,960
but they had protesters outside, and
if it wasn't for we didn't get fired.

708
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,599
They were just add abusage. Yeah, and if they if there were

709
00:49:28,679 --> 00:49:32,679
consultants, then the consultant came in
and the consultant goes, it was it

710
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:36,599
was like a godsend that day.
If something happened on the show, that

711
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,320
was just perfect. I could see
it happening and unfolding, and so I

712
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:44,039
kept pushing the button and it went
exactly like I had hoped it would.

713
00:49:44,559 --> 00:49:45,679
And then we had the meeting with
the consultant. He goes, well,

714
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:51,239
the problem is that people aren't hearing
them because you've got commercials, a song,

715
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,159
and something else of the song.
Yeah, and they're like, there's

716
00:49:53,199 --> 00:49:55,719
two songs and then two songs,
and he goes, it doesn't work.

717
00:49:55,960 --> 00:50:00,920
It doesn't work. And so they
went all right, you know what I

718
00:50:01,039 --> 00:50:05,800
mean. It's like how they couldn't
figure that out on their own, I'll

719
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:09,920
never fucking understand. But whatever.
Thus I sit here, okay, and

720
00:50:10,039 --> 00:50:14,679
that's fine. I have I have
something I want to run by and Tom

721
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:19,960
Brady talked about a roast. Uh, there's an event coming up Saturday night,

722
00:50:20,519 --> 00:50:23,760
and I don't know what the expectations
are for my role in this event.

723
00:50:25,119 --> 00:50:29,639
Well, I'm not sure I've been
it has been hinted that way.

724
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,599
I'm going to show you what I've
written. I don't want you to say

725
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:38,159
anything like as to what I'm what's
been written, Uh, some were submitted

726
00:50:38,199 --> 00:50:42,800
by other people. Uh, and
I punched him around a little bit,

727
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:46,199
but this is yeah and uh and
others. So I wanted to know we

728
00:50:46,199 --> 00:50:50,119
could do that. Yeah, And
so I thought it was just like,

729
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,800
h No, I do a bunch. I've written a bunch, I have

730
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:57,719
them on these paper You look at
him during the thing, then I want

731
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,760
to play you though. What Tom
Brady has said on a podcast recently,

732
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:06,639
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how you know, kind of live and

733
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,280
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761
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but you're not gonna believe this.
I'm going to short story because you don't

762
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want to even hear the full story. Anyways, I lost my phone last

763
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764
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766
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767
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I'm wondering, how does it end up

770
00:53:55,519 --> 00:54:00,920
in South Butler? How does why? A lot of questions, There are

771
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:04,800
a lot of mystery. Mystery.
Maybe he tripped over that rickety deck.

772
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,760
Well he was at South Butler hanging
out in that farm. That's that's a

773
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,920
farm where that where that track is? You're been there? No? Oh

774
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,400
yeah, No, it's a it's
a it's a huge track, but it's

775
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:15,800
near a stylo, and I mean
it's a lot of farm land. Yeah.

776
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,440
So I'm sure guys a lot of
hillbillies out there partying, having a

777
00:54:19,519 --> 00:54:22,400
good time because they're the only raced
four times a year, so the rest

778
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,599
of the time they got you're doing
something. So this guy was probably partying

779
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:29,840
on the back of the deck.
I think got carried at his phone,

780
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:35,039
lost his phone. Oh somebody swung
an axe at him, yeah, defend

781
00:54:35,119 --> 00:54:37,440
himself and his phone fell out.
That could be. I don't know.

782
00:54:38,559 --> 00:54:43,719
I showed you some of the uh
the things for Saturday Night. Yeah,

783
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,440
yeah, you don't seem like you
liked a lot of them. I think

784
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:50,679
that they're solid. Well, it's
here's the thing though, it's a it's

785
00:54:51,079 --> 00:54:52,000
here's why. Here's why I say
that, I mean, well, you

786
00:54:52,119 --> 00:54:55,440
might see a delivery and and stuff
like that too. But yeah, well

787
00:54:55,519 --> 00:55:00,480
no, I understand that they're they're
they're well written. It's I don't want

788
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,039
to give anything away, if that
makes sense. Yeah, yeah, because

789
00:55:02,079 --> 00:55:06,320
it is a fundraiser. It is
a fundraiser because if I say, if

790
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:07,280
I lean one direction, people like, oh, it's gonna be one of

791
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,840
those parties. If I lean another
direction, oh it's gonna be one of

792
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:14,559
those parties, I got you.
So it's trist is playing solid. It's

793
00:55:14,639 --> 00:55:17,719
very solid. They'll be well benefited. An we'll all be there and we

794
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,639
are going to do a little a
little bit of banter up there, not

795
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:22,840
much, and then the band will
play and it'll be a lot of fun.

796
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:27,360
Yeah. And I believe Greg is
coming in tomorrow because the schedule should

797
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:30,000
come out in about eighteen minutes seventeen
minutes from right now. Yeah, there's

798
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,440
a few leaks the NFL schedule,
a lot of leaks. I want to

799
00:55:32,519 --> 00:55:36,000
go these, like the two if
it comes out, I want to go

800
00:55:36,119 --> 00:55:39,440
through what we believe the leaks were
because I have a bunch of the leaks,

801
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:43,440
been holding on to the leaks.
This is like the two or three

802
00:55:43,559 --> 00:55:49,199
worst days of sports radio come one
football fans. Football fans love it and

803
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,119
talks local talk show hosts. I
love it because it's free fodder, right

804
00:55:52,159 --> 00:55:54,559
right, But it's like putting together
a puzzle on the radio. Well,

805
00:55:54,599 --> 00:56:00,360
Greg will be in and breakdown after
we know what it is. But and

806
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:04,400
tomorrow everyone on a local radio station, well, gost the schedule, pick

807
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,239
the wins and losses. Oh,
that'll be the thing. I worked with

808
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:08,360
the guy who was like, no, don't do that. This is a

809
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:14,360
just don't let's not do that.
Tom Brady talked about the roast he had.

810
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:19,159
Yeah, this is why I always
think in these situations you don't want

811
00:56:19,199 --> 00:56:22,039
to really hurt people. But listen
to this. When you do something that

812
00:56:22,159 --> 00:56:25,039
you think is one way and then
all of a sudden you realize I wouldn't

813
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:30,920
do that again because of the way
that affected actually the people that I care

814
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:34,519
about the most in the world.
So I guess it makes you in some

815
00:56:34,599 --> 00:56:37,920
ways a better parent going through it, because again, you don't wis your

816
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:42,480
naive, you don't know, you
get a little like you know, I

817
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,760
you know, like I said,
I loved when the jokes were about me.

818
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:50,519
I thought they were so fun.
I didn't like the way that affected

819
00:56:50,559 --> 00:56:53,920
my kids. M So it's the
hardest part about like the bittersweet aspect of

820
00:56:54,559 --> 00:56:57,920
when you do something that you think
is one way and then all of a

821
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:02,800
sudden you realize I wouldn't do that
again because of the way that affected actually

822
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:06,880
the people that I cared. I
mean, okay, so it's sort of

823
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,559
repeating, but when you listen to
that, you know, sure, because

824
00:57:10,119 --> 00:57:15,920
he had there were no jokes about
his kids, but there were jokes about

825
00:57:15,639 --> 00:57:19,920
moynihan, who he had been married
to. Right, yes, no,

826
00:57:20,039 --> 00:57:21,639
he wasn't married to. Oh no, no, I had a kid.

827
00:57:21,719 --> 00:57:24,000
He had a kid with Nick.
She was like ten years older than him

828
00:57:24,039 --> 00:57:29,079
too. Nicki Glacier had the joke
about I didn't know she was pregnant,

829
00:57:29,119 --> 00:57:31,360
and I laughed or whatever, and
then and then the joke, I mean,

830
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:36,480
this is one where you know,
you're hearing about your mom and her

831
00:57:36,559 --> 00:57:40,239
new boyfriend and he could kick your
dad's ass while eating your mom's ass at

832
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:44,440
the same time. You know,
what, do you think it's funny?

833
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:49,199
But if that, I mean,
I couldn't imagine where do you go to

834
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:52,800
let me put you This week,
we go to school. Right, I'm

835
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,360
waiting. I'm waiting for you to
show up. I show up that day

836
00:57:57,239 --> 00:58:00,360
fifteen minutes early, just to make
sure I can see you walk in,

837
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:04,400
because I got a lot to tell
you about your mom. Two things on

838
00:58:04,559 --> 00:58:08,320
this okay, there was one instance
where jeff Ross made a joke about Robert

839
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:13,239
Kraft getting a massage, and he
stopped it, and Tom Brady got up

840
00:58:13,239 --> 00:58:15,480
and said, don't ever say anything
like that again. It's the only time

841
00:58:15,519 --> 00:58:17,400
he protested, which tells me this. That was a plant. And I'm

842
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,639
gonna tell you why. Oh well, they didn't want anybody else doing it,

843
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:22,000
right, that's the point. They
didn't want No. No, My

844
00:58:22,079 --> 00:58:25,119
point is that you can't have a
roast and not have that in there.

845
00:58:25,519 --> 00:58:29,840
So we'll let Jeffrey Ross do it. I'll stand up and say, don't

846
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,760
ever do that again, to make
it look like I'm defending my old boss,

847
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,920
who's like a second father to me. But the realities, we have

848
00:58:36,039 --> 00:58:37,400
to get that in there else it's
not a real roast. Nobody will take

849
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:42,639
it seriously even though it was off
limits for everything else. Well, that's

850
00:58:42,719 --> 00:58:45,440
interesting theory. I here's the thing
that I don't I don't know with that,

851
00:58:45,719 --> 00:58:54,159
because uh, I heard some people
some post conversations about don't forget everything

852
00:58:54,360 --> 00:59:00,280
was on the monitor. Yes,
so you could see what everybody was going

853
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:05,760
to problem. Yeah, so everything
was on a monitor, and they've gotten

854
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:08,840
to a monitor for that. So
you submit your jokes and they have writers,

855
00:59:09,119 --> 00:59:14,119
yes, And then a lot of
these people write themselves and have their

856
00:59:14,159 --> 00:59:19,360
own writers, their own people that
they that jokes through. So the jokes

857
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:22,920
get submitted. Someone has to put
him in there. And I think Tom

858
00:59:23,079 --> 00:59:27,199
knew. I don't know that he
knew all the jokes. I just think

859
00:59:27,239 --> 00:59:30,320
he knew the premise of this.
And there probably was a no Robert Kraft

860
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:37,000
dictate and because because to even say, like somebody said, well, probably

861
00:59:37,039 --> 00:59:40,320
set the tone for everybody else then
to not do any Robert Kraft jokes.

862
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:44,880
And I go, well, if
you wrote him on three by five cards

863
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:49,800
when Lisa Lambinelli was doing the roast, you could take that out. But

864
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:53,960
now it's in there. So unless
somebody, I don't know what, do

865
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:57,039
they edit it all out? Do
they say, hey, listen, we're

866
00:59:57,039 --> 01:00:00,519
taking those I don't know. So
to your point is I think it was

867
01:00:00,599 --> 01:00:02,679
a bit of a setup, and
maybe it was more for the audience.

868
01:00:04,199 --> 01:00:07,800
So that way there would be no
Robert Kraft jokes. We know there's no

869
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:10,119
Robert Craft jokes, but there's no
way that's gonna fly with the audience.

870
01:00:10,159 --> 01:00:14,239
They're going to really be looking for
him. So if Brady gets up and

871
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:15,920
says this, yeah, that's the
way we get it. But the whole

872
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:20,280
thing is I watched the entire I
finally finished the entire roast. Yeah,

873
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,159
and I thought that the two worst
guy, the three worst people were Ben

874
01:00:23,199 --> 01:00:25,639
Affleck. He was terrible, Yeah, he was. I didn't think Kevin

875
01:00:25,639 --> 01:00:28,800
Hart was very good at all.
He got better as the night went on.

876
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:30,159
He was the host and he had
to keep it going. And I

877
01:00:30,239 --> 01:00:34,760
thought that Brady was very stilted at
the end. And now now he's a

878
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,199
quarterback, he's not a comedian.
And when you're the roast d you have

879
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,559
to come back and roast the room. That's the tradition at the very it's

880
01:00:39,559 --> 01:00:44,760
whereverybody watched the everybody waits for the
final roaster. Think about Tom Brady as

881
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:49,239
this was funny. Yeah. The
one thing though about Tom Brady or anybody

882
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:52,840
in that situation, if you didn't
expect, if you didn't I mean you

883
01:00:53,119 --> 01:00:57,159
know, you've lived your life.
Your life is in public, so if

884
01:00:57,159 --> 01:01:00,480
you're gonna get roasted, you better
be ready for everything, or else nobody

885
01:01:00,519 --> 01:01:04,280
could take you seriously and for you
to come back and say that, I

886
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:06,920
understand he's got a family, he
has to say those things. Wow.

887
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:10,280
But either he's incredibly naive and well
protected and so well insulated that he'd have

888
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:15,039
no idea that people would actually make
fun of him for legitimate reasons like that,

889
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:19,000
or he's just saying this. I
know, you know, and I

890
01:01:19,079 --> 01:01:23,599
think it is I could see being
so jazzed about the roast and the people

891
01:01:23,679 --> 01:01:28,280
who are gonna be up there and
all this stuff that you don't think beyond

892
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:32,360
yourself, and so you don't think
of the jokes that'll become come flying,

893
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:36,800
because I I'm sure, hey man, I'm sure there's gonna be a lot

894
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:38,679
of Gazel jokes. Yeah, it's
all right, if you're not thinking,

895
01:01:39,199 --> 01:01:43,920
I really do. I think it's
a guy thing. Maybe that is naive

896
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:47,719
of me, because he certainly has
a team of people right right who I

897
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:52,480
would assume are intelligent people around him
to say, hey, Tom, you

898
01:01:52,559 --> 01:01:54,480
may want to do this, or
maybe he was told and he's like,

899
01:01:54,519 --> 01:01:57,679
ah, the kids will be fine. They're never gonna see it. It's

900
01:01:57,719 --> 01:02:00,119
not gonna I don't know, I
have no idea, but that is the

901
01:02:00,239 --> 01:02:04,639
danger you run with a roast.
I thought, you know, I said,

902
01:02:04,639 --> 01:02:07,559
there's two sides of me. There's
the carnal side and there's the Christian

903
01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:08,880
side. The Christian side of me
was like, wow, holy cow,

904
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:13,639
that was dirty. The normal human
side of me was that was incredibly clever

905
01:02:13,719 --> 01:02:15,800
and funny. Yeah, there was
really really it really was. It really

906
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:21,199
was well done, well written.
And if I thought, but yeah,

907
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:22,960
he was the best one. Yeah, I thought. I thought two Bloodsoe

908
01:02:23,079 --> 01:02:28,800
was hilarious. Belichick, I mean, because you understand what Belichick is,

909
01:02:29,159 --> 01:02:32,000
he was knowing that going in he
was fantastic. I thought that Peyton Manning

910
01:02:32,599 --> 01:02:36,840
wasn't as good. I didn't think
so for a guy who like supposedly likes

911
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:38,960
to act like he's hipping with it. Yeah, he really came off as

912
01:02:39,039 --> 01:02:43,320
stilted and reading a teleprompter. Yeah, you know, I don't think Manning's

913
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:45,519
as funny as people think he is. I think he's funny in his awe

914
01:02:45,599 --> 01:02:49,679
shuck's way. Yeah, but I
think he takes himself a little too seriously.

915
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:52,800
So when he finally he froll him
out there with those sharks and he

916
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,760
couldn't swim. He really couldn't swim. It's a tough room. But Nicky

917
01:02:55,800 --> 01:03:00,800
Glazer was great. Andrew Schultz was
hysterical. Who's that one? Tony Marshan,

918
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:02,679
Yes, he was really funny too. It was a guy. There

919
01:03:02,719 --> 01:03:06,760
was a guy named Tony or something
like that, or Ted. He had

920
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:09,000
a mustache. He just he went
out in the crowd. He roasted.

921
01:03:09,079 --> 01:03:13,519
He let Dana White roast Brady.
Then he got up there with a mic

922
01:03:13,599 --> 01:03:17,039
on his own. Oh oh oh
oh, yes, Tony, he does

923
01:03:17,079 --> 01:03:20,800
the kill Tony kill. Tony.
He was I thought he was the best

924
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,719
one. Hinchcliffe, Yeah, yeah
he was. He was hysterials. I

925
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,880
actually looked up. Really he was
coming to town, right. He was

926
01:03:27,039 --> 01:03:28,800
very good. He was very good. But I mean, like, it's

927
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:32,519
a it's a freaking roast. It's
a roast. It's ladies and gentlemen.

928
01:03:32,599 --> 01:03:36,239
If from now on, if you
ever get roasted, go and watch a

929
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,679
roast. So this is what you
expect. They're gonna do this to you.

930
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:44,960
And it's okay, your dumb friends
aren't that good? You know what?

931
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,719
I mean they're not, but they
hired this was supposed to be believed.

932
01:03:47,719 --> 01:03:52,519
The roast to end all roasts was
pretty good. There's only one other

933
01:03:52,519 --> 01:03:53,880
guy who could put up there that
could have been better roasted. That was

934
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:59,719
O. J. Simpson and he's
dead. Okay, this was I was

935
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:04,239
thinking of being roasted next. Oh
god, I just heard it was talking.

936
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:08,199
Oh I have to come to me. Uh because Netflix has got a

937
01:04:08,239 --> 01:04:11,159
whole bunch of stuff now that they're
doing. Oh yeah, they're doing the

938
01:04:11,239 --> 01:04:18,239
National Football They're doing a docuseries they
yep, on Jerry and Jerry's World.

939
01:04:19,599 --> 01:04:23,000
I think it's a ten that doesn't
surprise me. I think it's a ten

940
01:04:23,079 --> 01:04:26,679
part document Jerry Jones, Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys and

941
01:04:26,719 --> 01:04:30,280
how he really saved the franchise and
and when he went through. They're doing

942
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:33,800
another one on the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
called America's Sweethearts, which, by the

943
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:38,000
ways, like the third or fourth
one that they've done about the cheerleaders in

944
01:04:38,039 --> 01:04:42,199
Ale. And now they've got and
and they're in bed with Netflix Live from

945
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:46,960
Jerry's World or at and T Stadium
for the Tyson Fight. Oh yeah,

946
01:04:47,239 --> 01:04:53,280
Well because Netflix that they're losing subscribers
and they're dying for content, and what's

947
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:56,960
and what's the most popular thing in
America? It's the National Football League and

948
01:04:56,960 --> 01:05:00,679
it's not even close. So it's
Sky Danne's Sports NFL F Netflix producing a

949
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:05,320
ten part doct series about Jerry Jones's
journey into transforming the Dallas Cowboys. There's

950
01:05:05,559 --> 01:05:10,800
gonna be got the Jake fight with
Tyson. There's also gona be the quarterback

951
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,360
series coming out. We don't know
who the quarterbacks are. Hunches that Josh

952
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:15,079
Allen's gonna be one of them.
Oh nice, that's just a hunch.

953
01:05:15,119 --> 01:05:17,599
I don't know if that's the case. And then the following year they're gonna

954
01:05:17,639 --> 01:05:20,599
have the wide receiver series come out, because who's a bigger devon than a

955
01:05:20,639 --> 01:05:24,199
wide receiver? Oh yeah, baby, you know what I'm saying. Yeah?

956
01:05:25,039 --> 01:05:30,199
Uh, this is going around.
And we talked about like the Tom

957
01:05:30,199 --> 01:05:32,679
Brady thing being fake when he went
up to Jeff Ross. This, I

958
01:05:33,079 --> 01:05:38,480
I don't think is real. I
think this has acted. I saw it

959
01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:43,000
all over social media. I'm gonna
play it. It's a woman talking about

960
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:48,159
going on a date, and I
think it leads to a lot of problems

961
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:53,239
or potential problems. Hey, I
am the problem. I went on a

962
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,760
day with this guy and he was
like, it's getting late, do you

963
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:59,599
want to come back to my place? And I was like sure, but

964
01:05:59,719 --> 01:06:01,239
I'm not going to sleep with you, Like that's not happening. And he

965
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:05,159
was like, that's totally fine,
just come over and I was like cool.

966
01:06:05,599 --> 01:06:09,480
So I go to his place.
He respects my wishes, He's so

967
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:15,239
nice. He cuddles me all night
and I'm like, are you gay?

968
01:06:16,039 --> 01:06:23,559
Like what? And like I he
I just wanted him to like try and

969
01:06:23,639 --> 01:06:27,960
then for me to be like no, you know what I mean. I

970
01:06:28,039 --> 01:06:33,880
wasn't gonna sleep with it, but
just now I feel ugly. This is

971
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:38,519
what she done. Huh. I
got a huge problem with this. Well,

972
01:06:38,559 --> 01:06:40,599
of course I have a huge problem
with this. Well, to me,

973
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:44,679
this is how fake rap rape ap
accusations come about. You, I

974
01:06:44,719 --> 01:06:47,719
mean it can be now. I
do think this is ladies. Make up

975
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:51,199
your freaking mind. Well, this
is one chick, but this is a

976
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:55,800
lot of chicks. Well, for
everyone you hear about there's one hundred door

977
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:59,760
like yeah, uh huh. I
think this is a representation of a specific

978
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:02,800
type person. And I do think
there is that thing where if you go

979
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:06,559
home and you cuddle and you end
up spending the night with somebody, even

980
01:07:06,599 --> 01:07:11,360
if the intention is not to be
there, you may wonder why didn't they

981
01:07:11,519 --> 01:07:16,960
try? Right? Why didn't they
try? And I think in today's world

982
01:07:17,159 --> 01:07:21,679
it's tough for a guy because you
don't want to be accused of doing something

983
01:07:21,719 --> 01:07:28,760
inappropriate. I don't even know,
like if this if I have young sons,

984
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:30,559
right, if I said, and
they're in their early twenties, if

985
01:07:30,559 --> 01:07:34,559
I said, if they said to
me, I would go buddy, unless

986
01:07:34,599 --> 01:07:38,920
it's more of a really it's a
he said, she said, you are

987
01:07:39,559 --> 01:07:44,360
opening yourself up to a potential problem. Yes for anything. You may have

988
01:07:44,519 --> 01:07:47,840
just been cuddling, and that that's
great, and she leaves it at that

989
01:07:48,239 --> 01:07:51,760
wonderful. But if it's not,
or I don't know, or maybe you

990
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:58,119
misread signals, and then she winds
up doing something right. I mean,

991
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:01,840
look, I saw something the other
day on social media. I thought it

992
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:06,280
was great and I would love to
I was supposed to do. We're working

993
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:10,679
on another thing. We'll just be
women and we're going to call it the

994
01:08:10,719 --> 01:08:14,880
Great Wall of Vagina, just like
we did years ago. Meeting Vagina.

995
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,520
Yes, but we would ask things
and there was something that I saw where,

996
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:21,439
you know, if you, as
a man, kind of try to

997
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:26,279
go get a little piece of ass
at night before you know, you both

998
01:08:26,359 --> 01:08:30,800
fall asleep and she's, ah,
I'm tired, and you kind of or

999
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:34,319
something and then you go all right, forget it, and then she gives

1000
01:08:34,399 --> 01:08:36,600
in because she doesn't want to leave
you in a bad mood, but she

1001
01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:41,600
really is tired. There's a better
way to do it. It was an

1002
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:45,720
interesting little social experiment the way they
said it. And so I would think

1003
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:49,359
you always want to be respectful.
You never want to feel like you're overstepping

1004
01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:54,119
in some way. I would think
in a relationship, not in a relationship.

1005
01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:56,479
But this was an interesting thing.
I mean, it just shows you,

1006
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,359
you know, I feel ugly.
It's a little bit nur I think

1007
01:09:00,399 --> 01:09:02,840
it's a joke. I think that, Yeah, she's an actress. However,

1008
01:09:03,159 --> 01:09:06,479
there are women who feel that there's
something there, right, there's something

1009
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:11,079
there, and that that's where you
go these false accusations and things can be

1010
01:09:11,199 --> 01:09:15,600
bad or now does it also tell
you like does no not mean no?

1011
01:09:15,199 --> 01:09:18,920
It's very confusing, right, like
does no not mean no? Or did

1012
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,560
she want you to rub a certain
part of her body so she could go

1013
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:25,560
ooh, don't do that? And
then do you sit there panic the rest

1014
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:28,479
of the night, going fuck,
fuck, fuck, what could happen?

1015
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,039
I just runed this. All I
did was rub it. Lego was a

1016
01:09:31,119 --> 01:09:33,880
lamp. I was hoping a genie
would pop out and go, I want

1017
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:36,720
to get laid. You know what
I say, only too? Is that

1018
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:40,359
like you know, like ladies,
like if a guy like you know,

1019
01:09:40,439 --> 01:09:45,199
around three or four or five o'clock
in the morning sometimes like nocturnally speaking,

1020
01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:47,800
Oh that's true, you'll you'll yeah, you know, you'll get an erection

1021
01:09:48,079 --> 01:09:53,119
hoing and so is that like all
of a sudden, like there's another sound

1022
01:09:53,119 --> 01:09:54,920
effect. I played a lot of
them on the radio. I'm sure you

1023
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,760
did. I always like nineteen years
old, twenty, who's up? Yeah?

1024
01:09:58,159 --> 01:10:01,880
My wife parannimal, Yeah, hey
dude, put her on for me.

1025
01:10:02,479 --> 01:10:06,520
Did she finish too? But like
I mean, like late, I

1026
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:09,880
mean the thing my father told me
at a young age, he goes,

1027
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:13,279
lady, ladies can change their minds
too, Like what do you mean,

1028
01:10:13,399 --> 01:10:15,600
well, anybody after the after the
whole thing took play, right, they

1029
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:18,199
can change their minds. She got
to be like, if you're gonna do

1030
01:10:18,359 --> 01:10:23,720
that, you better be real careful
and real smart and make sure you go.

1031
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:28,359
I wouldn't even like try it until
if they if if if that leads

1032
01:10:28,359 --> 01:10:30,479
to the end of a relationship,
then it wasn't meant to be to begin

1033
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:32,359
with. But he goes, it's
not it's not worth the risk anymore.

1034
01:10:32,359 --> 01:10:36,600
He goes they, And then this
me too stuff came out. It kind

1035
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:42,279
of emphasized, well, look,
I you have to look at the idea

1036
01:10:42,359 --> 01:10:45,680
that the me too stuff had some
legitimacy, right, I mean there were

1037
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:49,439
some things going on, and we're
pretty bad and pretty horrible with some pretty

1038
01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:54,680
high profile people and using power.
Yeah. Thing, but then everything kind

1039
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:57,960
of trickles down, and so now
you don't know what the rules are,

1040
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:03,359
so you just try to be the
nice guy and then nice guys. Yeah,

1041
01:11:04,399 --> 01:11:11,640
there's there's no winning in it.
I can't bother that one thing.

1042
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:14,399
I gotta ask you the whole remember
the whole in the whole met too era,

1043
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:17,319
Right, did you ever like read
someone go yeah, me too,

1044
01:11:17,359 --> 01:11:19,960
and I'm like, no way,
nobody likes you, honey. Did you

1045
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:24,079
ever did you ever get that feeling? No? You're making that up.

1046
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:28,520
There's there's no possible one. Yeah, like somebody claiming that they were me.

1047
01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:30,560
I'm like, no, no,
that didn't happen. Like in other

1048
01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:32,560
words, like because all these women
were saying they were meat too, and

1049
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:38,439
I'm like, no, no,
I think it sounds beat for me to

1050
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:42,640
say. But I was like,
no, honey, I don't think anybody's

1051
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:45,239
meat to it. You. I
don't did you ever get that? Maybe

1052
01:11:45,359 --> 01:11:49,760
me mooing you? I don't know
about that, yes, Sal, I

1053
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:55,399
don't know. I'm sure that's gone
through every guy's mind. No, honey,

1054
01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:57,600
no, not you. I don't. I don't know, because the

1055
01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:01,239
meat too stuff was always like uh
uh well think about it. What's his

1056
01:12:01,319 --> 01:12:05,520
name from NBC? Lost his gig? I mean, Matt Lowry made a

1057
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:09,039
ton of money, but he was
Yeah, he was like locking women in

1058
01:12:09,119 --> 01:12:11,600
his office, right, that's what
I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

1059
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:15,439
He had kill underneath his death,
locked them in that somebody, an engineer

1060
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:18,199
had to install. I know.
Sorry, no, no, no,

1061
01:12:18,279 --> 01:12:20,279
no, no, no, you
don't know. You're fine, You're fine.

1062
01:12:20,359 --> 01:12:24,760
I'm I'm just saying like it's it's
horrible, but yeah, yeah,

1063
01:12:25,119 --> 01:12:28,880
it's terrible. It sounds, it
sounds bizarre and evil. I think he

1064
01:12:29,039 --> 01:12:31,039
was doing that to lock people out
because he was just having a relationship with

1065
01:12:31,079 --> 01:12:33,680
somebody in the office, and it
may have been a consensual relationship, I

1066
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:38,560
don't know. Then maybe it ends
and someone's uncomfortable and then they go,

1067
01:12:40,119 --> 01:12:44,199
I did I gave in to ship
that I shouldn't have and it was whatever,

1068
01:12:44,239 --> 01:12:46,319
and they changed their mind. Well, right, and and you can

1069
01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:51,000
feel about either person. It can, it can. And there's been some

1070
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:55,479
guys I think, yes, yeah, that have said you know, the

1071
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:58,960
boss has been inappropriate with me or
female boss or whatever. I don't know.

1072
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:03,119
Like the only thing is that one
was just sort of represent representative.

1073
01:13:03,159 --> 01:13:05,239
And I think it hit more of
a chord with me because I have young

1074
01:13:05,319 --> 01:13:10,560
sons and I thought I'd rather you
be that guy or the guy that says,

1075
01:13:11,039 --> 01:13:13,439
hey, it was a great date. And if she says I'm not,

1076
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:16,319
I have no intention of sleeping and
go, you know what, I

1077
01:13:16,439 --> 01:13:20,239
don't either, But since you brought
it up, why don't we just see

1078
01:13:20,279 --> 01:13:23,920
if we can get together another night? Yes exactly. You know what I

1079
01:13:24,039 --> 01:13:27,720
mean, which isn't isn't a cool
thing because now you're almost making her feel

1080
01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:30,359
bad. But it's like if you
feel like I just feel like you floated

1081
01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:32,239
something out there that's scaring me,
or if you or if you feel that

1082
01:13:32,359 --> 01:13:34,079
unsafe and you like, hey,
why don't you go where I plays?

1083
01:13:34,079 --> 01:13:39,319
You sleep on my couch? Done, and it's changed. Okay, go,

1084
01:13:40,239 --> 01:13:43,439
that's right. Good. But you
cannot put fellas You cannot put yourself

1085
01:13:43,479 --> 01:13:46,159
in that situation anymore. You can't
do it. No, you cannot do

1086
01:13:46,319 --> 01:13:50,560
it. Well, I don't know. I like to think that there's still

1087
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:55,520
that that it's a rare thing,
like it doesn't happen all that often.

1088
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:57,840
But I don't know. I don't
know. I'm not out enough though.

1089
01:13:58,319 --> 01:14:00,640
All you need is one, one, just one, And that's what sucks,

1090
01:14:01,079 --> 01:14:03,159
you know, it's like to live
by the seat of up pants.

1091
01:14:03,239 --> 01:14:05,720
Well, I'll tell you what you'd
much rather. You'd much rather get that

1092
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:09,359
call from Jordan to two o'clock on
the border. No, I got moving

1093
01:14:09,439 --> 01:14:14,359
home, rather than that call.
You'll take that one, you got it?

1094
01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:15,800
I will, all right, We'll
take a moment, we'll go through

1095
01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:21,479
some of the what if Jordan brings
a girl home? Now you gotta put

1096
01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:30,359
up no, no, no,
he's got one of those absolutely not no,

1097
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:32,760
no, no, no, no
no, I want to come over.

1098
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:40,039
Your dad made me feel so ugly. I don't even like the idea

1099
01:14:40,119 --> 01:14:43,479
that. Don't even like the sound
of this. Nobody's no, no,

1100
01:14:44,319 --> 01:14:45,920
Only one person can have somebody over
in that place, and that's me.

1101
01:14:46,159 --> 01:14:54,199
I don't how's that all? We
Yeah, well, we'll take a moment.

1102
01:14:54,479 --> 01:14:57,239
The schedule is about to come out, the NFL schedule, so we'll

1103
01:14:57,279 --> 01:15:00,600
go through some of the leaks and
we'll see if they match up to what

1104
01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:04,159
the Bills have on tap for the
twenty twenty four NFL season. We will

1105
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1140
01:17:41,279 --> 01:17:45,000
five two O six eighty eight sixty
six. Hey Bill, First of all,

1141
01:17:45,039 --> 01:17:47,560
I want to start off with thank
you for responding to the message I

1142
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:53,279
sent you and regarding this Andrew Dorley
situation. That's fantastic, and not many

1143
01:17:53,319 --> 01:17:56,960
other radio shows are any show,
we'll do that with our listeners, and

1144
01:17:57,039 --> 01:18:00,000
that's fantastic. And now I'm listening
to the episode where you're playing like some

1145
01:18:00,159 --> 01:18:02,720
of the audio and something like that
for the interview that she did. And

1146
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:08,159
I only have one problem with it
has a pretty big problem. You keep

1147
01:18:08,239 --> 01:18:12,720
on talking over the fucking audio.
Jesus Price, this is radio one.

1148
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:17,319
Oh watch fucking embarrass security and be
sure to like and subscribe to Miilified wherever

1149
01:18:17,439 --> 01:18:23,319
you get your podcast. That is
true, we do that, well me,

1150
01:18:24,399 --> 01:18:28,159
I don't know anyway. The NFL
schedules out, Yes, it is

1151
01:18:28,319 --> 01:18:31,279
really all right. So for the
Buffalo Bills, we know that they're going

1152
01:18:31,359 --> 01:18:35,640
to play eight games at home and
nine games on the road this season.

1153
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:39,560
Yes, that is true. Correct, Yes, okay, I don't want

1154
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:43,640
you to tell me the schedule in
detail yet, okay, uh okay,

1155
01:18:44,319 --> 01:18:48,239
So I think that can you look
ahead to week fourteen? Yes I can.

1156
01:18:48,399 --> 01:18:56,399
Okay, if it's played on Sunday, that would be December eighth,

1157
01:18:56,800 --> 01:19:00,520
Yes, it would be a four
to twenty five star. So this has

1158
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:09,640
to be a bigger game. And
yes, okay, So I'm thinking that

1159
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:12,560
that is a Kansas City game.
No, it's not. It's not a

1160
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:15,279
Kansas City game. It's a Monday
night. It's a Sunday game. It

1161
01:19:15,359 --> 01:19:18,840
is a Sunday game, Sunday,
four twenty five, Week fourteen. Think

1162
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:24,239
West Coast Billy. So it's got
to be like the Chargers. No,

1163
01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:30,119
you're close though, same stadium the
Rams. Yes, really yes? Okay?

1164
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:31,640
So is that a leak that you
saw that they'd be playing well,

1165
01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:35,079
I just saw it shows Week fourteen. If it is played Sunday, would

1166
01:19:35,079 --> 01:19:38,600
be on December eighth, and would
likely to be four twenty five, though

1167
01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:41,159
that's not confirmed. No, the
Bills are. I could give you the

1168
01:19:41,199 --> 01:19:43,119
Kansas City game if you want.
No, hang on, I want to

1169
01:19:43,159 --> 01:19:45,560
go through because I had I took
notes, but maybe I can't really understand

1170
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:48,600
my notes. That's right. The
Bills are not going to be playing the

1171
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:53,640
Lions on Thanksgiving no, okay.
In fact, Thanksgiving they are off the

1172
01:19:53,840 --> 01:20:00,239
entire week instead. According to Twitter, an account no As the Lion King

1173
01:20:01,279 --> 01:20:06,439
reports that they had the full Lion
schedule figured out. The Bills are going

1174
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:12,359
to be at Ford Field Sunday,
December fifteenth for Week fifteenth that is correct.

1175
01:20:12,359 --> 01:20:15,960
That is correct for twenty five.
That's the national game. That's the

1176
01:20:15,079 --> 01:20:17,840
national game. That's the four to
twenty five game on a Sunday. CBS

1177
01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:21,600
got that, so they got back
to back for twenty fives four twenty five

1178
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:28,359
on the road. NFL insider Jordan
Schultz reporting that the Chiefs visit come to

1179
01:20:28,439 --> 01:20:34,239
Buffalo week eleven, also for twenty
five CBS November tenth. That is correct.

1180
01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:38,960
Oh wait, no, no,
no, November seventeenth. November seventeenth,

1181
01:20:39,319 --> 01:20:43,439
twenty five at home CBS. They
said it there again, not confirmed,

1182
01:20:43,479 --> 01:20:46,199
but they already had the day,
so it's the seventeenth, the seventh

1183
01:20:46,239 --> 01:20:49,520
twenty five season. I also saw
the KC of the November tenth, and

1184
01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:51,920
I said, yeah, I don't
think that's the case. Okay, based

1185
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:55,119
on absolutely nothing at all but the
fact that I have a schedule in my

1186
01:20:55,159 --> 01:21:02,159
hand right now. But in Week
four, the Bills travel to Baltimore to

1187
01:21:02,199 --> 01:21:05,800
play. This is a leak.
Again, we're confirming if these people had

1188
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:14,479
the leaks. Week four Bills Baltimore
in Baltimore, Sunday, September twenty ninth,

1189
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:17,880
that's true, that is true.
What time eight twenty I'm eight twenty

1190
01:21:18,199 --> 01:21:21,960
Sunday Night. Yeah, so the
Bills actually have well I don't want to

1191
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:25,920
spoil it for you. Oh wait, I have another piece of audio.

1192
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:30,840
I think I believe this is from
Good Morning America asking about the leak,

1193
01:21:31,439 --> 01:21:36,640
the schedule leaks and possible schedule.
Yesterday they asked this, and this is

1194
01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:40,479
with Joe Buck. I want to
know more about the full schedule. I

1195
01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:43,439
know we don't get it till tomorrow, but what can we expect to see

1196
01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:45,640
on Monday night football this season?
What are you most looking forward to?

1197
01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:49,439
Yeah? I think the good thing
is we start that way, and we

1198
01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:56,159
know that we also have the Cowboys
twice, and we've got the Chiefs twice.

1199
01:21:56,239 --> 01:21:59,800
So we've got the Bills twice.
We've got another date with the forty

1200
01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:04,119
nine. It's exciting. So the
Bills have two Monday night games and a

1201
01:22:04,279 --> 01:22:09,039
Sunday night game that we've just confirmed. And we know that they have the

1202
01:22:09,119 --> 01:22:15,279
Thursday night game and Week two against
Miami, and they have two Monday night

1203
01:22:15,399 --> 01:22:19,359
primetime shite. So check this out. If I can give you, I

1204
01:22:19,399 --> 01:22:24,079
could get there's a lot of there's
a lot of primetime games in the first

1205
01:22:24,159 --> 01:22:29,720
two months of the season. A
lot. Okay, So I'll just everybody

1206
01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:32,880
knows give me the opener, the
openers against Arizona Marvin Harrison Junior and Kyler

1207
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:36,359
Murray in the revenge for the Hail
Murray game. Remember that's gonna be the

1208
01:22:36,399 --> 01:22:41,920
season opener against Arizona Saturday or Sunday, September eighth, at one o'clock.

1209
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:45,399
That's a perfect game in Buffalo.
Bill's Boffie will be ready for that.

1210
01:22:45,479 --> 01:22:47,439
Well, it's perfect. That's the
Sunday after dude. There's no better way

1211
01:22:47,479 --> 01:22:49,680
to open the season, even if
it's a Thursday night. You want on

1212
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:51,920
Sunday. I like to think they
win that one. Yeah, I'd like

1213
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:56,199
to think so too. I already
got going seventeen no billing super Bowl.

1214
01:22:56,239 --> 01:22:58,399
And by the way, you see
the Super Bowl logo. Do you see

1215
01:22:58,439 --> 01:23:01,119
the colors of the Super Bowl logo? Stop it? If it has blue

1216
01:23:01,159 --> 01:23:04,560
and red and no worse, red
and gold, it's gonna be another Niners

1217
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:09,079
Chief Super Bowl. Billy. No, it's in New Orleans. Greg Connors

1218
01:23:09,119 --> 01:23:13,359
has already canceled his tickets. Okay. So the season starts against Arizona at

1219
01:23:13,399 --> 01:23:15,520
home, then they go to Miami
four days later. It's a Thursday Night.

1220
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:18,760
We already knew that week two and
Prime. That's the prime opener.

1221
01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:21,880
It's not the first Thursday night game, but that's the prime opener eight fifteen.

1222
01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:26,319
That's the only Thursday night game on
the docket. So the first Thursday

1223
01:23:26,399 --> 01:23:30,560
night game is on NBC. Is
on NBC. It's the Chiefs. Okay,

1224
01:23:30,039 --> 01:23:33,600
I forgot, I forgot what they're
playing. But then then you got

1225
01:23:33,680 --> 01:23:36,359
a Monday night or so. Then
you got an extra day arrest. So

1226
01:23:36,439 --> 01:23:40,359
after that Thursday night, you got
Thursday night, you got a Monday nighter

1227
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:45,319
against Jacksonville at home on ESPN.
Okay, then you got a quick turnaround

1228
01:23:45,439 --> 01:23:48,880
because Sunday night you're going to Baltimore, as we discussed, to face the

1229
01:23:49,079 --> 01:23:54,039
face the Ravens. Okay, right, So then you then you go to

1230
01:23:54,119 --> 01:23:58,720
Houston for a one o'clocker and they
faced Stefan Diggs, and then you got

1231
01:23:58,760 --> 01:24:00,399
another road games. You got a
lot of games up front. Then you

1232
01:24:00,439 --> 01:24:04,359
got another road game Monday night,
October fourteenth, eight to fifteen, against

1233
01:24:04,399 --> 01:24:08,680
the Jets. So the Bills get
their too, they get their two Monday

1234
01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:11,880
nighters out of the way. Early
early, early half of the season.

1235
01:24:12,039 --> 01:24:15,800
Yes, and it's Jets in Jacksonville. Yes, I'm both on the road.

1236
01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:18,520
No, Jacksonville's at home. Oh, Jets are jackson The Jets are

1237
01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:21,920
Jets around the road, on the
road, Jets around the road. Then

1238
01:24:23,079 --> 01:24:25,840
you get Tennessee at home at one
o'clock game. Then you go to Seattle

1239
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:30,840
for a four o'clock game. That's
a Sunday come home play Miami early November

1240
01:24:30,119 --> 01:24:35,359
Sunday afternoon, one o'clock at Indy
November tenth, one o'clock case. Now

1241
01:24:35,399 --> 01:24:40,359
November seventeenth, four to twenty five
at CBS. That's in Buffalo. That's

1242
01:24:40,399 --> 01:24:43,119
in Buffalo, Yes, Then you
get a bye week Thanksgiving week. The

1243
01:24:43,159 --> 01:24:48,000
bills are off entirely nice December.
First you get Doug Phelps's San Francisco forty

1244
01:24:48,079 --> 01:24:50,680
nine ers and that's an eight twenty
game on NBC. That's a Sunday night

1245
01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:54,159
er. Where is that. That's
in Buffalo, in Buffalo, in Buffalo,

1246
01:24:54,319 --> 01:24:57,520
Yeah, yeah, he's already got
a zuber ready to go, you

1247
01:24:57,600 --> 01:25:00,319
know, so you Bubby tickets up
drive. That's so that's what Doug's looking

1248
01:25:00,319 --> 01:25:02,479
forward to. Then you gotta go
to the Rams, as we discussed.

1249
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:04,920
Then you gotta go to Detroit,
both of those games are four to twenty

1250
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:08,960
five. Then you finish the season
at home against New England at one,

1251
01:25:09,279 --> 01:25:11,920
at home against the Jets at one
o'clock, and then you go to New

1252
01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:15,119
England. And that last game for
everybody is either a Saturday or Sunday.

1253
01:25:15,159 --> 01:25:17,720
It's to be determined, okay,
because the last game of the season they

1254
01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:21,680
gotta figure out. I think this
is a tough schedule. I don't on

1255
01:25:23,159 --> 01:25:27,439
your in your mind, because don't
forget Jacksonville's probably going to be better.

1256
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:31,479
Yes, I think that the Jets
will probably be better. Oh yeah,

1257
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:35,880
just won seven games last year with
like a ghost to quarterback. I think

1258
01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:42,640
that Kansas City will be Kansas City. I don't know how the Rams will

1259
01:25:42,680 --> 01:25:45,439
be. I think the Rams will
be better, you do. I think

1260
01:25:45,439 --> 01:25:47,000
the Lions will be solid. I
think the Lions. I think the Colts

1261
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:49,960
will be better. I think the
Niners will be just as good. I

1262
01:25:50,039 --> 01:25:54,279
think Miami will be just as good. I think Seattle will be possible.

1263
01:25:54,319 --> 01:25:57,960
So I thought everybody's going to be
better this year. Maybe the Patriots,

1264
01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:00,239
like the Bills and the forty nine
ers play. It's a rare thing and

1265
01:26:00,319 --> 01:26:05,399
it happens every every four years.
But I wonder if if there's still that

1266
01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:10,119
Brandon Nayuk or somebody coming from the
forty nine. I don't think that's gonna

1267
01:26:10,119 --> 01:26:14,319
happen because they signed because of Valdez
scantling, which kind of tells everybody that,

1268
01:26:15,319 --> 01:26:16,880
all right, that the re stever
rooms. So where do you put

1269
01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:20,039
this? And like, if you're
going to grate it, I think I

1270
01:26:20,079 --> 01:26:23,399
think the schedules as fair as it
could be. I like the fact that

1271
01:26:23,439 --> 01:26:26,560
it's tough. Well, look,
it's the fucking NFL. Everything's tough.

1272
01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:29,760
I hate when people say exactly what
I just said, you got an easy

1273
01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:31,359
schedule, No such thing. Well, last year, the Saints and the

1274
01:26:31,439 --> 01:26:33,920
Falcons are the two easiest schedules in
the NFL, and they neither of them

1275
01:26:33,960 --> 01:26:36,640
made the playoffs. Ye as the
two easiest schedules in the NFL. This

1276
01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:41,000
year the Saints and the Falcons.
Again. Yeah, as far as records

1277
01:26:41,039 --> 01:26:43,159
go, I mean, you take
that stuff and thrown out the window.

1278
01:26:43,199 --> 01:26:46,159
I think we don't know. I
look at it as look, everybody's got

1279
01:26:46,239 --> 01:26:48,199
to play a Thursday night game,
and the Bills get Thursday out of the

1280
01:26:48,199 --> 01:26:51,239
way early and it's in Miami at
night. Yes, it's September and it's

1281
01:26:51,239 --> 01:26:54,600
hot, but at least you don't
have the sun beaten down on you,

1282
01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:57,560
right, So they kind of dodged
a pullet there, even though it is

1283
01:26:57,640 --> 01:27:00,399
a quick turnaround after your face in
Arizona. Uh. But I mean,

1284
01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:04,039
you got quite a few road games
to start out the season. You do

1285
01:27:04,199 --> 01:27:06,600
have a few night games to start
out the season, primetime games. But

1286
01:27:06,720 --> 01:27:09,920
to be honest with you, I
think the schedule's fine now. The only

1287
01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:12,880
thing we don't know by looking at
the Bill schedule as of right now is

1288
01:27:13,079 --> 01:27:15,479
who has more rest going into each
game going up against the Bills. I

1289
01:27:15,520 --> 01:27:18,680
think everybody's gonna be tougher. I
think it's gonna be about a ten and

1290
01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:24,399
seven eleven sixth season. What what? What? What? Did I go

1291
01:27:24,439 --> 01:27:26,920
into sports mode? What? Yeah? Well, yeah you did. But

1292
01:27:27,199 --> 01:27:30,159
that has nothing to do with what's
so funny. I'm just sitting here going

1293
01:27:30,960 --> 01:27:35,439
people will pore over this, break
it down, wins, losses, tough

1294
01:27:35,520 --> 01:27:41,800
schedule, not a tough schedule.
They'll spend more time on this than their

1295
01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:44,880
kids homework, you know what.
I mean, more time on this than

1296
01:27:45,359 --> 01:27:49,399
than something that is really impactful to
their life. And yet I'm just as

1297
01:27:49,439 --> 01:27:53,640
excited. I love like the Sunday
night games, like all right, well

1298
01:27:53,720 --> 01:27:56,640
we'll record early on a Sunday,
we'll get it out of the way,

1299
01:27:57,239 --> 01:28:00,279
or you know, the Monday night
games. I'm not sure how to to

1300
01:28:00,399 --> 01:28:05,199
do those because it's the podcast,
so it just makes things a little different

1301
01:28:05,239 --> 01:28:10,680
and I'd rather watch the game.
And then I don't know. The one

1302
01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:13,600
thing, uh Thatad Brown brought this
up, and I didn't think of this.

1303
01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:16,800
A lot of the local reporters were
tweeting no Christmas Day game, no

1304
01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:19,880
Christmas Day game, no Christmas Day
game. Right, well there was I

1305
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:23,800
think there was a rumor that there
was going to be. Yes, so

1306
01:28:23,960 --> 01:28:29,239
Netflix has both Christmas Day games and
the first game I believe is the Chiefs

1307
01:28:29,479 --> 01:28:32,199
and the and Steelers. In the
second game is I think the Ravens and

1308
01:28:32,239 --> 01:28:34,640
the Titans. I think it's I
know the Ravens play. But the thing

1309
01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:39,039
is they pay two years, one
hundred and fifty million dollars for six games

1310
01:28:39,119 --> 01:28:42,560
over three years. Netflix needs people
back, right, Well, here's the

1311
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:45,119
things everybody's complaining about Netflix too.
I lest you try to get Peacock and

1312
01:28:45,279 --> 01:28:49,079
prime. But that brought up a
great point. He goes the reporters in

1313
01:28:49,159 --> 01:28:53,199
Kansas City and the reporters in Baltimore
now have had to spend back to back

1314
01:28:53,279 --> 01:28:59,199
Christmases covering football game, which is
kind of crappy for them, you know,

1315
01:28:59,279 --> 01:29:00,680
instead of being with their kids and
their families on Christmas. Well,

1316
01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:05,039
make your team suck, guys.
Yeah, you know, break mahomes ankle

1317
01:29:05,159 --> 01:29:09,760
by accident when he comes running on
the field trip them. Well, it's

1318
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:12,960
funny you mentioned that. It's funny
you mentioned that. What are you talking?

1319
01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:15,479
A week ago in the Times of
Wayne County. Oh really, I

1320
01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:18,119
wrote an article about the upcoming schedule, and I said, you know every's

1321
01:29:18,119 --> 01:29:20,600
gonna pour over the schedule like you
just said. Yes, I said,

1322
01:29:21,119 --> 01:29:27,560
here's the interesting thing about every NFL
quarterback this century. Okay, here comes

1323
01:29:27,640 --> 01:29:32,600
Danny here, look at this,
look at this, Listen to this cocky

1324
01:29:32,760 --> 01:29:39,840
mofa other than Brett Farva. Yes, every quarterback, star quarterback has missed

1325
01:29:39,840 --> 01:29:44,800
significant time except for two guys,
Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes. Yeah.

1326
01:29:45,279 --> 01:29:48,159
So WGR was asking this question,
but I wrote my article about this.

1327
01:29:48,479 --> 01:29:51,880
That's the question. Go hey,
what constitutes a good season? I said,

1328
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:56,920
what where Josh Allen plays all seventy
games because guess what, you'll be

1329
01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:59,840
competitive and you'll make the playoffs.
But if he goes down, take this

1330
01:30:00,039 --> 01:30:03,319
season. Could just shove it.
It's right over Kansas City. If my

1331
01:30:03,439 --> 01:30:08,239
home goes down, Blakekabbert's not bringing
them to the playoffs. Thank you that

1332
01:30:08,359 --> 01:30:11,000
I'm okay with. Yeah, I
don't want to even put the other thing

1333
01:30:11,039 --> 01:30:13,359
out there. And by the way, I don't need to put the stuff

1334
01:30:13,399 --> 01:30:15,000
out there. I don't want to
have these guys injured. I don't want

1335
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:17,720
to know. I don't want to
see get injured. It's not good for

1336
01:30:17,840 --> 01:30:20,800
the sport. It's not good.
But every quarterback eventually gets hurt, yes

1337
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:25,560
and miss his significant time. And
this isn't like the Dayser Kelly got hurt,

1338
01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:28,199
we got Frank Reich, Montana gets
hurt. Where you got Steve Young,

1339
01:30:28,399 --> 01:30:31,880
Phil Simskon Hurts gets hurt where you
got Jeff Hosteler. There's no Jeff

1340
01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:35,319
Hostitler, Frank Ryk or Steve Young
backing up anybody in the NFL anymore.

1341
01:30:35,640 --> 01:30:40,880
You lose your quarterback, you're screwed. Screwed. You heard it from the

1342
01:30:41,039 --> 01:30:45,159
mound of Dan, from the mouth
of Dan, Dude. The Bills would

1343
01:30:45,159 --> 01:30:46,680
turn to the Jets and a heartbeat
of Valli goes down. Well, I

1344
01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:49,119
don't want to see that, and
I gotta say something else too. Boy,

1345
01:30:49,159 --> 01:30:51,600
here there's these guys. They have
hashtag sports. They're excellent, they're

1346
01:30:51,600 --> 01:30:56,000
ahead of the curve. Buffalo Bills
talk and they brought up an They brought

1347
01:30:56,079 --> 01:30:59,960
up a great point and they said, are the twenty twenty four Buffalo Bills

1348
01:31:00,079 --> 01:31:03,800
the twenty seventeen Carolina Panthers. And
here's why they brought it up because Sean

1349
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:08,680
McDermott had just left to come to
Buffalo that year. Brandon Bean was in

1350
01:31:08,840 --> 01:31:13,600
Carolina that year, and they had
this tall, lanky receiver out of Florida

1351
01:31:13,640 --> 01:31:17,159
State. They had this quarterback who
could do everything, and they had this

1352
01:31:17,319 --> 01:31:20,560
solid defense. They said, hey, Cam, go win us some games.

1353
01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:24,279
We'll figure it out. And if
you look at the Bills roster,

1354
01:31:25,399 --> 01:31:30,520
it's very similar to how Carolina was
designed in twenty seventeen. So in other

1355
01:31:30,520 --> 01:31:32,439
words, they're telling Joshua. They
told Camp, hey, just go win

1356
01:31:32,520 --> 01:31:36,039
U some football games. We'll figure
it out. And that's a scary thing.

1357
01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:40,960
That's the same thing. Look at
your receiver room, who's your star

1358
01:31:41,039 --> 01:31:45,079
receiver. All right, who is
it? We'll figure it out. I

1359
01:31:45,159 --> 01:31:47,439
mean last week people were already bitching
about did you watch the tapes of for

1360
01:31:47,520 --> 01:31:50,359
Mini camp? People were already great
and Kean coleench said, oh, he

1361
01:31:50,399 --> 01:31:56,319
ain't got it, Like, are
you kidding me? Yeah? Really more

1362
01:31:56,399 --> 01:32:00,199
than one person. They're a big
jump. I think you know he's not

1363
01:32:00,279 --> 01:32:02,560
stopping fast enough, he's not rounding, he's rounding out its routes. You

1364
01:32:02,640 --> 01:32:06,319
can't catch a contested ball. It
was the first day of Mini camp.

1365
01:32:06,359 --> 01:32:12,000
A holes, come on, guys, well, come on, come on,

1366
01:32:12,399 --> 01:32:15,960
guys, come on. This is
seventy knows what he's talking about for

1367
01:32:15,039 --> 01:32:21,840
a shape football. It's just football. It's it making our life and death

1368
01:32:23,560 --> 01:32:26,319
under over. How many radio stations
are going to be picking the ule?

1369
01:32:26,359 --> 01:32:29,000
I don't know. I don't even
care. You get yourself all worked up

1370
01:32:29,039 --> 01:32:32,239
about that stuff I have. I
didn't pay attention to a single thing today.

1371
01:32:32,239 --> 01:32:34,920
When it came to the schedule league, I don't not one well.

1372
01:32:34,960 --> 01:32:38,239
I pulled something because I knew the
schedule was going to come out. I

1373
01:32:38,359 --> 01:32:44,520
wanted to see how accurate it was, and I think probably at least seventy

1374
01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:46,600
five percent. When I read panned
out. Yeah right, you got two

1375
01:32:46,640 --> 01:32:49,239
Monday nighters, you got your Sunday
nighters, you got your Prime game,

1376
01:32:49,560 --> 01:32:51,840
you got you know what, you
got a nice chuck at one o'clocks.

1377
01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:55,399
That's right. I'm happy about that, all right. I like it too.

1378
01:32:55,720 --> 01:32:58,560
I like it, Danny. Let's
wrap it up tomorrow. I hope

1379
01:32:58,560 --> 01:33:00,399
Greg Connors will be on the program. He will be in, so we'll

1380
01:33:00,560 --> 01:33:04,680
uh, Laura, Laura, and
you'll be here, and Kevin k Guns

1381
01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:10,800
will be here and uh writing jokes. We'll see how it all unfolds.

1382
01:33:12,359 --> 01:33:19,960
Oh guy, that's about his Patriots
seventeen. He could be ye for the

1383
01:33:19,960 --> 01:33:23,479
Buffalo Bills. I'm Bill Moran.
See you tomorrow.