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and welcome. Thank you for getting your pot on, thank you for telling
a friend, and thank you for sponsoring those that sponsor us or patronizing,
I should say those that sponsor us every time I set the goddamn camera up
dating you disappear. Now you're fine, you're fine, stay right where you
are. I'm gonna adjust it for you. I'm sorry you were sitting in
it perfectly framed. And then we started to show and Danny SLINKs down to
nothing because it's chair like like, whoever comes in before it's uh, Doug,
yeah, Tuesdays comes in. Well, he raises the seat up with
a HiPE chair like the baby Boosters like, do you have it so long?
Because I could spin it it other people? So it does it?
So I could go underneath the table so I can spin, whereas Doug has
it so like it's a high chair. Wait, so you can spin?
Yeah, so I can, you know, adjust, see because the the
arm rests of the chair bump into the table. Look at you. Whereas
Doug like, I don't know if he's doing stand up but sitting down.
I don't know what his think. I have no idea. Yeah, if
you had a name a stressful event in life, what would come to mind?
Oh, gosh, stressful a life event? We think here in my
life? Yeah, well, just in anty light, I could do it.
We didn't start the fire, let's see. Uh, I been fired
three times before, so starting a new job. Starting a new job is
also getting a divorce, divorce, getting remarried, because you know remarriage would
be a stressful. Yeah. Because people are like, what are you waiting
so long to ask Beth to marry you. I'm like, well, yeah,
because you want to make well, we were together for a long time.
What's a long time? We really got it for about three years it's
nothing, so but I wanted to make sure everything was cool. And again,
you know, so, uh the way you didn't know right away or
no, I knew, you knew, I knew, but like, hey,
look just the case you know, little gunshot. Yeah, I got
you. Anything can happen because once you do it, and then you got
to go full throttle. Man, you can't waste any time. A new
survey conducted one poll on behalf of North American Van lines his moving is the
most stressful. That's very stressful, and he does say that a lot.
So you went to college, Yes, I did. I went to college.
I do not remember moving out after graduation, out of the dorm,
and I lived there even my senior year. Sometimes people don't. But I
don't remember having a dramatic experience when I moved out of college. Yeah,
you know what, It's funny because the actual move out itself not not that,
not what it represents. But the move out, yeah, not what
it represents. That didn't have an issue with that. No, No,
I think my kid could win an award for most dramatic move out. Oh
oh, I think so out of that school. Well, there always has
to be a communication problem or seems to be one. He thought he had
till the twenty first, coming up next week on the mor Annibals, to
get out of college. So you know what's going to happen. It's like
an episode of Yellowstone. So he's like, so I thought he had till
May twenty first to get out of the door. Okay, uh, yesterday
I'm talking to him. He's like, well, my r D, I
guess that's your resident director. Why was ours RA? So you have your
RA and then you have your RD. I don't know what the RA is
like the guy who's like the day to day guy. Oh okay, like
there's a twol hole on each floor at least at Fisher. The r D
is the guy who's charged the entire building. Got so he bosses around the
RAS. So you know, he's the guy above the guys. All right,
So he said, my r D didn't get me on the list.
So I wasn't there whatever was happening, and they told me I have to
be out today by today meaning today like the they were recording this and yeah.
So however, what I understood to be happening was he was cleaning out
his room, which I believe was just a room for days, like literally
days. Oh he's been say George, you would in your room ready to
move. I don't know. I have no idea. It's a dorm room.
From what I understand it, it looked like a Calcutta slump. Yeah,
that's kind of what I'm thinking. I have to So it runs in
the family. I'm going days days. This is days. All four grandparents
are in town for his graduation. The next day is Mother's Day, and
he allegedly was cleaning all day and then all the next day, and his
youngest brother, who isn't really a neat freak, saw it and said it
was the most disgusting room I've ever seen. So when I don't know what
happened, I have no idea. So last night he was to be moving
in with me for the next couple of weeks. Okay, I'm staying with
me the odd couple. So I tell him when i'll be back. I
say to him, I'll be back around nine o'clock after the podcast, and
I get a text I'm not done again. Some kind of communication issue is
now delaying him somewhere there. He put things in a wrong building that he
was supposed to do. I have no idea, and he had to move
them to a new building and still had more things to move out of his
dorm, so he's got to put those in. This guy, what's getting
a criminal justice? Well, I don't know what the hell he's doing.
I was like, and I hear this evidence tampering is a big thing.
Like OJ might be might have died in jail had the the LAPD had put
stuff in the right spot. That's a big deal. So I'm starting to
believe when people say we have a communication issue, that's become the adult version
of the dog ate my homework. Nobody fucking believes it, but no one's
going to call you on it, you know what I mean? Like it
just nobody believes it. In this scenario, the dog is like your Wi
Fi and you just couldn't get the email through or you didn't understand the word
deadline. I don't know the deadline, Jordan will be this, But just
like school, you know, nobody's really buying the excuse that that That's kind
of how I see it. So I get these texts like, all right,
buddy, I said, just you know, you got ways to get
in. Don't worry about it. Two thirty in the morning. Oh,
I hear all this noise. It's him coming in at two thirty in the
morning. So I get him settled and he had to work this morning.
I did not set up like I have another bed. It's a cot basically
with the mattress on it. I didn't set that up because I wasn't sure
what's happening. And his alarm starts going off at six thirty in the morning.
And this is his alarm ready, that's the sound. That's the sound.
It's like a nuclear meltdown. Yeah. Yeah. He treats it like
it's a fucking game show buzzer. He hits it, turns it off,
and then about five minutes later, here we go again, and it starts
going off again, and then he hits it again, and I go,
oh my guy, It's like living with a passive aggressive rooster. It's like,
the fuck is happening? You know what I mean, I'm going,
what in the crap in the love of God, what is happening? So
I and he doesn't move. It's just like it's just a sound, just
going, like going and going and going, and I'm I mean on and
on, and I'm in another room I'm yell jaring it turning, goddamn take
off? Why why would you have that? That's the most disturbing sound,
Like, I get it. My sister something to wake up, I get
it. When I live with my sister. She had the rocky theme like
I gotta get up, I gotta be motivated. Yeah, but that that's
almost a more pleasant That's a hell of a lot more pleasant than this fucking
sound. Oh gosh yeah. Oh like who you know when you're not the
person getting supposed to be waking up right, And by the way, I
would think that even for the person who is supposed to be waking up,
that's not gonna set you in a good mood. That's not getting you off
on the right down. That is wrong foot now, wrong side of bed.
That is, that is the wrong way to start your thing is You
shouldn't hit snooze anyway because it doesn't really help you. It just doesn't.
He almost feels more wired. It just postponed the problem. You got it
exactly, So don't treat your alarm like it's a game show buzzer and just
keep hitting as quick as you can. Just get up, get your dead
ass up. So I I yeah, I guess he got up finally showered.
He was out the door by seven to forty, the code of work.
But I have been up since six thirty, two thirty. I oh
god, damn. This is worse than a way when they were infants.
Yeah, you know what I mean. My father said, it only gets
harder because my sister when she first had a child, and this is a
woman with a PhD. Yeah, a doctorate an immunology in microbiology. My
older sister, May she rest in peace, and she had she had two
three children, and her first child's born, and the entire family's got to
show up, sure, they always. This is the first one on both
sides and everybody. And she goes, it's so hard, Dad, because
you haven't left the hospital yet. He points to my brother, Then he
points to my other brother, then he points to my little sister. Then
he points to me. Go you want hard, it's hard harder, harder,
hardest. And I was the good one. He goes, is all
I gotta get worse, ben untill I gotta get worse. Well, I
don't know. I saw in the news today a guy who may have woken
up to an alarm like this. I don't really know that he President Biden.
Now, this is a guy at of Sotas. He damaged the car
with an axe. He damaged the car, He damaged the according to the
Wayne County Sheriff's Office, Keith Downey. Of course, his name is Keith,
Keith. Yeah, he's thirty eight. He was accused of using a
wood cutting axe to damage the victim's motor vehicle. Person was inside the vehicle
at the time of the incident. Well, I mean I could see it.
If you got that alarm going off and they're not waking up, you
fucking lose your mind. I've only heard of one other person using an axe
on a car. Really, remember, take me back to what you're silver.
Two thousand and eight was Rochester. It was Rochester. It's actually a
tragic story, the Sandra Arena situation. Remember Karen and Bills. Yes,
the yes woman Yes, who had to stop the whole thing, came with
an axe, had a cane in one head and an axe in the other
and stopped. The woman with the axe put it through the windshield, says
one more woman in your mind. And she stopped the car and the cops
came and she ran a kid over. Yeah, there's some fight over a
karaoke at a gay bar or something like that. I don't Yeah, nothing
happened, I don't remember, but I remember vaguely she ran over here was
a group people standing there around the car into the group and just happened to
kill this one man. And he wasn't the intended target. But that's what
happened. Well, this guy was arrested in charge of a second degree mischief.
It doesn't say what he did. So I went to his Facebook page
and about just an hour ago he posted on Facebook, I'll read you.
It says, can't wait for something that's never going to happen. Just remember
that and move forward passing aggressive They when someone is afraid to tell the truth
because it will make them look bad, it's on them, not you.
Okay. Life lessons from Keaty I don't know. This is good times with
good people is priceless. And somebody right gives like the emoji with the It's
funny how some people don't like when you give them the same ship in return,
then they're a pussy all of a sudden. So somewhere this is the
guy that did the acts thing. It's like playing wheel of Ford had to
be the guy who did the ax thing. I'd like to buy a name,
please, he writes. A day ago, you live and you learn
he's just this is he's like the simple philosopher. Well, here you go,
cheating. Don't even cross your mind when you got who you want.
Cheating, don't even cross your mind when he got who you want, which
is a shot at whoever he dies. So I guess this chick was cheating
on him and he took an act. This is what I'm deducing. Or
this could be the dude who was messing around with the chick. Well,
it could be, it could be. So I had sent him a message.
I almost called a private detective today to go Are we on the right
path? Like, if you were doing private detective to figure out what happened,
I would assume you first go to social media. Somebody else writes thanks
Zuckerberg. He writes, uh, this is a meme that he reposted.
Hurting them back. Won't heal what's hurting you? Bad relationships shouldn't change good
people. Well, good people shouldn't take an axe to somebody's car while they're
in it. Yeah, you know what I mean. I love people who
post memes because the person they're really posting about is themselves. Do you think
so always okay, I know my word, Yeah, I know my word.
I mean it's like those Marilyn Monroe posts like you always see, Like
I don't even know if Monroe Marril mont Moreau is capable of saying this what
she I don't even know what the post is. But it's about like valuing
yourself. It's very it's a very famous what's so famous? I can't remember
it? But like women post this crap all the time, guys too,
guys too, because they want to make some type of vague point to everybody.
What's the vague point? I don't know. That's the idea is that
I I can't tell you to your face. Please don't settle for temporary pleasures,
says another meme. I Keith's Facebook pat You're worth more than a lat
n I text in an uncommitted soul Danny and nailed it. Holy shit.
So this guy's you know what this is over a woman? He's twisted about
a check so fucked up in the head. Oh that's what the okay,
So the Marilyn Monroe quote is if you can't hand. If you can't handle
me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best. And I
see that at least once a day. Hey on, we got to see
if Marilyn Monroe actually said that. Hey yeah, I don't know if she
did, attributed to her, just like all these like Mark Walward posts I
know are not him talking about Jesus. I know that for a fact.
Okay, did Marilyn Monroe say if you can't handle it me at my worst?
Just just all you have to type it is that and see what if
what comes up. I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make
mistakes. I'm out of control at times and at times hard to handle.
But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell
don't deserve me at my best. Bobby jfk D. I wonder if that
was her. Maybe it was, yeah, Marilyn Monroe. But so it's
a little different like when you hear the whole context. When you hear the
whole thing, I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make
mistakes, I'm out of control and at times hard to handle. So basically
you're saying I have a lot of faults. If you can't handle me when
I'm like that, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
It's a little different then if you can't handle me at my worst,
you can't. I like the full context. It takes a better pictures the
thing, though. I hear a little more humble in the beginning at the
meme factory, though, Billy down at I don't know, like three h
five, we gotta shorten this dew for Instagram. Also, could you cut
out the bikini bottom? Please see if I I couldn't post things like that,
and I'm weary, I'm very wary of people who do. I've only
posted one meme my entire life, I'm sure, and it was during the
pandemic, and it was a picture of President Clinton. I said, I
don't do these, but this is funny and him going thanks Chainna. Now
she's home all day talking about Hillary, like, yeah, that's good.
I like that one. Yeah, I'll give you that one. Get behind
that yeah, okay here yeah, So it must have been Marilyn Monroe maybe.
But the whole thing is I'm selfish, impatient. Yeah, oh you
get is the bottom part? I know, don't give me the bottom.
I want the whole muffin the top and all, not just the bottom.
I've also seen another one where like this one. Okay, so at one
point when I was on Facebook, I had like over four thousand connections,
and ninety nine percent of these people I never met republic as of Radio,
maybe the band, I don't know. And you'd see some of these people
who who were like kind of trashy, and they post over and over and
over again. And this one woman kept posting something like I'm sorry, I
can't help it. I'm a scorpio, like she's a real pain in the
ads. Someone wrote, no, you're just a b word, you know
what I'm saying, and something like that. So then somebody took that and
then reposted that, no, you're not a scorpio, You're just a bitch,
and that became a meme, and that became a meme. Yeah,
like in their little community or whatever. Understand why we have to make excuses
for the way we are. We're human beings. I kind of like the
Marilyn Monroe one, kind of saying, hey, I'm all these things.
I'm a human being basically, I have everybody has insecurities, everybody's got insecurities,
even the people who look the most secure. Oh, they have insecurities.
Oh gosh. I forgot who the offensive or the head coach was.
Who said, he goes, let me tell you something about all these I
think it was Sean Payton, he goes. Even the guys, No,
it was Sean McVay, he goes. Even the guys who have it together
don't have it together. Yeah. In other words, they all have insecurities.
They all like have meltdowns, they all have issues, and we're all
human and so you just gotta like learn how to deal with those things.
Get at it. That's how you get stronger in life. I would love
to talk to Keith. If anybody knows Keith out in Wayne County's name is
Keith Downey. I just want to know did it feel good that first time
that the axe cut through the metal? I'm thinking, well, I don't
know. I'm I'm assuming you're so pissy chops to the side of this pretty
little souped up four wheel drive. Do you do you like come hand over
right into the hood. I'm the baddest mophone, so it's babe. Yeah,
I don't work. Yeah, we're do you hit it, I don't
know. I'm thinking that, did you go right at the hood? I
would think the like if you hit the wow, the tires, here's the
problem. Okay, I'm gonna give you the problem with the tires because I
thought of that too. Okay, all right, now you're always thinking,
well, have you ever chopped wood? No, you've never chopped wood.
And I'm not I'm not saying that to be disparaging. If you don't hit
the wood right, sometimes it can bounce back. It can bounce back.
I'm assuming that this may not be the sharpest axe in the shed. Sharp
unintended, but I'm saying this is not the sharpest act axe in the shed.
If you swing at the tire, there's a good chance that fucking thing
comes oh yehring and back and you clock yourself in the head with the back
part of the axe, which could knock yell. That's what I'm thinking.
Okay, So I'm thinking that if you're doing it, maybe you're going at
the headlights the grill, swinging sideways, because if you have an Asclian window.
I get the idea of the tires. It could prevent someone from going
anywhere, but it could Also I'm thinking that there's a better chance of it
ricocheting off. Yeah, that's true, because if you have an axe,
that means you've probably used the axe and you know how to use the axe.
Well, I would say, because nobody just randomly like I've never used
an axe. Yeah, so I'd be that idiot who uses it the first
time and then whacks himself with the head because he didn't hit the woodwall.
Well you can. I mean I've had it where it's bounced back. If
the wood is still wet, if it's still like it's not, you know,
dried out, dried and something that sat around for a while and really
dried out, you can split right in half. But they also sell things
like an anvil almost you put down and it's hit it and it'll help split
the wood wood splitter something yea, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So
there's different. But I'm just saying you go towards the tire. There's a
good chance too. You're swinging on an angle right right, you don't hit
that thing right, boom, it's coming back. That's why, Like holy
cow, Like in Titanic, when Kate Winslet had to hit the handcuffs,
she had to nail it. One man, that was really good. Yeah,
that's right, that's right, it was one. She got a practice
swing, yeah, and she missed like by a foot. We're lucky,
Like Leo's got both of his hands. What you do? Of course he
died. All right, we'll take a moment I wanted later on because the
NFL schedule comes out today. Go through when it comes out, because we'll
be doing the podcast, compare some of the rumors, and then to see
if they actually were the leaks accurate. Were the leaks accurate? Because it's
been a whole lot of fun. But I found a whole bunch of old
tapes of me on the radio, and I found me from the fall of
nineteen ninety two. Oh wow, Yeah, doing overnights Poughkeepsie. And it's
not the greatest quality because it's almost like taping off a tape, you know,
recording off a tape, So it wasn't as good. But I'll play
something and I thought you might get a kick out of it. It's just
me answering phone calls because I used to do something. I'll explain the bit
that I did and and all that. We'll get to that, all right,
We'll get to that next. But first, Cobblestone on Maine at one
of nine West Main Street in the village of Webster had my son's graduation dinner
there and I cannot recommend the place enough. You know a lot of picky
eaters right gathering together for one cause. And sometimes I've been at restaurants with
people where food has been sent back and everything everybody. This is the first
time ever everybody said the food was outstanding. I've never experienced that with this
group of people effort in my existence, but I did here and it's all
thanks to Cobblestone on Main and one on nine West Main Street in the village
of Webster. They have a great event space downstairs. My dad is Parkinson,
so it was nice to have our own entry in and out with no
stairs. Just made everything a lot easier. And boy, I'll tell you,
if you are looking for a place that's got upscale bar to hang out
with with family and friends, intimate dining, or a great event space,
it is Cobblestone on Maine one on nine West Main Street in the village of
Webster. The Red Wings are home this weekend to rock the Lilac Friday is
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ten thirty. Then Friday Nights kicking off because no Friday's a bad Friday.
At five o'clock, the Acoustic Sunset Sessions Monica Hall Duo, and then it's
Hall Pass bringing back the Eighties to Iron Smoke. Hall Pass always a lot
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I will be emceeing. It is gonna be a party. I hope
to see you there Saturday, May eighteenth. Where is it? Iron Smoke
Distillery in Fairport, New York. Baby, you guys got, don't you?
Baby? Ow shit? Because maybe it's an fans that I'm crazy,
like I'm the only fun like them started You had a loud hell to live
in in your big glass house in the fields. How don't you know?
I'll tell you what I'm starting to uh appreciate post Malone. Post Malone.
Yeah, sounds like a country song. It is post Malone. And here's
why. He well, why do you say that? And then I'll he
sounds to play Yeah, but you'll say you'll play right to my answer?
This is post Malon? Why do you say that? Because the song's about
drinking and fighting, like to have a good country that's also got the country
twang to it, right, I'll sing and lock country song. I think
this is maybe the song of the Summer. I know it's early to say,
but it's a front runner for Song of the Summer twenty twenty four.
You know, the the one that we hear all the time and it's called
I had some Help. It's post Malone with Morgan Whale Whylan. Is it
Whelan? Yeah, there is, But I'm going post Malone is an artist.
He's doing whatever he inspires him, moves him. He wants to be
part of whatever he likes. He's an artist where he's not genre specific,
like he was more of pop and rap, right, I guess I don't
know, Yeah, it sounded like it. Yeah, I don't know much
about him. I know that people love him. Yeah, he at one
point, I think set a record for most hits in the Billboard Hot one
hundred at one point. Now, I mean it's easy to do that now
when everything is streamed and you release an album and all the songs come out
at once, and people that they could choose what they want to listen to,
you know, like back in the old days, you had to wait
for the record company to release the single, and he went out and bought
it, right if it was a forty five, So it's you know,
it's different. Now here's another song that's up for potentially. Song of Summer
twenty twenty four also has some country overtones to it. To me, it's
by shaboozifun working. She's been telling me all night long, Gas and grous
least gone, son know it's ninety five at work, buddy? Hell do
I work so hard? Chamberg bound? My problems? I can't tell you
win one. Here comes two set the three foot and four. Tell them
bring another out. We need to get any more too. Stepping on the
table. She don't need a to dance floor. Oh my good lord.
Someone coming up a double shot of whiskey. They know mean jack dance out
of his street. There's a party downtown near fish Trees. Everybody had the
barget tipsy. I understand it's got a country every country song, Whiskey,
women worker, recklessness in a truck. Yes, yeah, I don't remember
what the Song of Summer nineteen ninety two was, but that I were supposed
to work overnights for the summer and then go back and finish at Fisher,
and I extended my stay and they stayed on for a better part of a
year, doing midnight to six and at the time up here, there was
a show overnight hosted by Uncle Roger called The All nine Rock and Roll Cafe,
So I decided to steal that and call mine the All Night Rock and
Roll Cafe, and I used to do things in there, like at three
o'clock. I would always ask who's up and why people call it and tell
you what they're doing at three o'clock in the morning. When I first heard
that show, Uncle Roger's show, yeah, I thought he was broadcasting from
like Marks, Texas Hats yeah, because he had crowd. You got like
people were talking and like your glasses clinking, and I'm like, wow,
where is this dude? Do you have now how many years were you on
the radio? Fifteen years? Okay, so do you have any old air
checks for yourself? I think I do. I got it. I have
got to really dig. I have boxes upon boxes of tapes literally, just
I mean big things that tapes, tapes, tons of them. So I
thought, well, let me go through some of these. And I'm working
on some other projects anyway, So I listened to this one today and I
thought, I wonder what Dan would think of this, because there was a
when you start out in radio and one of the things I've come to admit
this, like, uh, I thought at one point I want to be
in TV and I wanted to be like TV news, And then I thought,
well, the news is too serious and I don't want to I don't
want to be serious. Yeah, I just didn't want to be serious and
I didn't And then I was pretty insecure. I didn't want people to see
me, and I knew that I could kind of be one of those cool
people you really couldn't identify who was on the radio. Now as time went
on and he became more confident and he were out more, you kind of
became the face of whatever stuff, right, So it changes a little bit.
But in the beginning that that was sort of the appeal of radio,
and I could be someone who was cooler than I wasn't. But I think
anybody beginning anything always starts out by emulating somebody. And there was a guy
at the station that I just thought was the coolest guy ever. And when
I hear myself back now, I go, oh my god, I was
trying to sound like him. His name was Greg Gatine, and he's still
in radio, I think. Down at an old station in Woodstock, now.
But he was like this cool guy, kind of this wiry thin sort
of looked like he could be Mick Jagger's double or maybe a member of the
Stones. You know, well back then he's stepped been playing the skinny guy
with the bullet in the deep voice that was radio yeah you know yeah.
So, uh, this is nineteen ninety two. This is somebody calling in
and they sound normal. I don't, but here we go. I go
one th my black sat at the guy choke. Can you hear it?
Yeah? Okay, okay, in coffin sweetly? Yeah, sweet, that's
what I was doing. You were choking and coffins and gags and did you
vomit? No? Not yet. Now I want you to know I'm twenty
years old. Okay, So this is high humor, right, this is
me improving with a guy. He's on the phone and he's telling me and
you'll hear why. He was gagging and puking like in the song Sweetly wait
for Breakfast? Come on? Oh, I don't know where do you work
at? Never mind? Yeah, oh you're a sick man. So what's
happening? What I said, I'm stacking me out a grease trap and plucked
up at least. They always leave the glamorous jobs for me. All right.
So it's three o'clock in the morning. This guy's cleaning out a grease
trap. He's in a restaurant. He's in a restaurant, right, He's
cleaning out of grease trap. Here we go. Listen to this. Now,
this is where the humor comes in here. I mean, they gotta
leave it for him, for the star of there. So you're not feeling
too well though, all I'm like thirty feet away from him right now.
I'm getting over it. Yeah, you're not about to do this, all
right? I don't hit it just once. I have to wait a little
longer on that. Are you sure sure you're not gonna do that? We're
not telling we got one more du sound effect on more? No, I
might sweet music to my ears home, I can roll George. I have
no idea. I don't know. I found that. I go, what
the fuck was I thinking? It's three o'clock in the morning and I'm playing
fukes sound. It's funny though, because there was a guy in town who
used to do that stuff at like forty five years old. I thought it
was funny. On the FM side, he did afternoons. I don't know
rock station. Yeah, back in the early two thousands. I'm not going
to say who it was, but he would do stuff like that and thought
it was funny. Well it really wasn't funny, but I mean that was
like, you're twenty years old doing this. That's three o'clock in the morning,
right, you know, But he's stupid. This guy was doing that
stuff at uh. At one point he read a story on the air.
They tried to give him a morning show, so he brought in all his
people who were already overworked, right, yeah, And it was on a
top forty station and he reads a story like verbati how they have wire coffee,
right, And he didn't understand the story, and he didn't understand that
the story had ended, and he didn't realize he read the punchline of the
story but read it verbatim to a point where like, you didn't like,
so, wait, is that the whole story? Story's over? Gotta hit
a song? I mean it was like bad, Like he didn't realize that
he had read the entire story on the air with no effect, no punchline,
just like verbatim. It was rough. I remember the first time I
was given an opportunity to do a show. Yeah, and it was during
Syracuse was going to the was in the final four, and it was during
the blackout or up, sorry, the ice storm, the second ice storm
night. It was in two thousand and three. So Syracuse is in the
final four in New Orleans, right, and I get asked to fill in
for Carl Falk on this show on HTK called the Sunday Morning you know,
Touch them All? And I got a filling for two hours. Can you
handle two hours? Like I could handle two hours? I'd be great.
I work with Brad Davies every day. I was sweating, man, I
was sweating. So you might want to ask Brad come on. Because Carl
had gone down with jeff Y Veronica to cover the final four. Syracuse is
in it. So got the program director of the actually the assistant of a
boss goes, hey, you might want to ask Brad if he wants to
come on your show and be a guest. They go, okay, yeah,
yeah, So I get Brad on. Now we had just watched Syracuse
win over Texas the day before, so now Syracuse is gonna go play the
National Championship. So I'm interviewing him. All right, hey, Brad,
it was like the Chris Farley Show. So, so would you take about
you know, Jim Beheim, you run in the zone against against Texas.
Did you think that was that was good? He started laughing. Yeah,
I thought that was great. That's too bad. I played back the tape
a couple of times. You know, you need it somewhere? Yeah,
do you have it anywhere? I don't know. If I gotta, I
gotta go back and look at find it. But my father thought that was
the greatest thing in the world. Even it really was that. I look
back, I listened to it a couple years later, I'm like, oh
my gosh, this was terrible. But it's the first time you're hosting an
actual show by yourself for two hours, you know. But no, this
was I was playing music, you know. So yeah, so I was
playing puke, sound effects and music. I thought that was like wildly entertaining.
I go, who wouldn't want to listen to that? Here's another calld
h, what are you doing up? I'm out pumping toilet. You're what
you don't what a toilet? Yeah? I'm not pumping toilets HI for the
guy that's cleaning, uh Greek crafts being a retired death. But I think
he's trying to be doing that and what I'm doing, Oh my my,
oh my. First you say it, then you see it. Huh you
said it, then you smell it? Or do you smell it first?
Wow? Hit chokes. You don't smell if you smell it before you get
inside him. You know he's got a you got a live one. You've
got a live when you guys, you work cut out for you? O
man, where are you calling from? Right now? I'm on one ninety
nine in my truck on the way to throw away. Who do you work
for? Supery afforded toilet Superior in Pine Plains, New York? No,
God, I live up that way. I know what's his name? Warns
those Doug Doug? Yeah, Doug Weavers? Yeah yeah, yeah, nobody
knows Doug. But I don't know what I want to go? Hang a
big one in his toilet, Thanks Lotting. I'm only kidding. Work we
played for you? If I can get all right, what do you want?
Hot right? Hot legs? And I don't care what else you play.
As long as she's got hot legs, you don't care. What she
did, right? What's the homer rock and roll? Thanks for calling.
As long as she's got hot legs, you don't care what she does in
the toilet. This guy's like, this guy's like cleaning out toilets. But
yet he sticks enough to get on a phone which was attached to a wall.
And oh this was a Oh that's a good call. It wasn't.
So he's kind of like, oh, stop what he's doing with his bare
hands. Yeah, go grab a phone, which I'm I'm hearing it back
even on tape, right, I was listening to it. Who has a
cassette anymore? I think somewhere I have a walkman, and we'll be able
to run through the board to get better quality, because I want to go
through these tapes and I'm working on some other projects. And I was like,
uh, we got to But that's funny. When I listened to that,
he said he was on one ninety nine. I assumed that he he
was driving, but I'm thinking twenty twenty four ahead, not nineteen ninety two.
Yeah, oh no, no, no, he's like stopping. He
pulled over to me to make a phone call from a public phone to hear
some Rod Stewart, which, by the way, for people who don't realize
this, when you call a radio station, they bag the DJs if they
are live, which anymore, I don't even know. Unless more they're doing
a morning show, they really aren't live anymore. So what they'll do is
they're not live really anywhere, even when you're doing a morning show. No
morning show, yeah, I mean a lot of the bigger morning shows will
tape a lot of segments and stuff, so they're there, but right,
But the point is, like when you call a radio show, now,
if you got somebody live, they're taping that call and they're gonna play it
when they're getting ready. So this guy may have been waiting hours to play
or did you play this Rod Stewart's song for him immediately? Fuck dude,
it was three o'clock in the morning. If I got like seven calls,
okay, all right, yeah you got it, And don't forget that people
had to go find a phone and yeah, well that road or push button.
So yeah, I mean, and if if it was a call about
shit that I mean really the premise of this was he was cleaning out shitters
and I knew to I played that call back immediately, and I had to
do it on a real, the real tape back then. My gosh,
I never had to work with real, real tape, real real tape.
I heard you had to work your butt off when it came. Really it
was fine with me because I will tell you, like when I was in
radio and I started out, I remember sitting there at like nineteen twenty years
old, doing an overnight shift on a rock station, and it was awesome
to be there. And I remember thinking, oh, I don't know if
I can do this. I'm bored playing all this music. I don't need
to play music. And so taking calls and doing all that stuff and getting
cued up, well then it was you were doing something in between. So
I just found ways to build. I mean I got calls all the time.
I just put those phones. I probably turned it into a talk show
at twenty overnight. I ain't played songs for people in ship, but yeah,
I remember my first two days in radio. Yeah, so I get
this interview with a guy named Jim White. And Jim White was the not
the operations guy, but he ran Wham under a guy named Jeff Holland,
and Wham was a news talk station. So you had to kind of look
professionally, had to wear a tie. So I show up in like a
shirt and tie for this interview process which Jack Paulvino had set up for me,
and then walks Jim. Jim's in a polo shirt, jeans, sneakers,
Like, okay, so what's the dress code? Now, there's no
dress code here. You just show up and just just over your watch.
I go, well, you're a wha. Now that's the news people.
They don't count. Okay, okay, great. So my first day I
walk in for it to be for orientation, and I'm working with a guy
named Bob Kern. Oh yeah, And Bob Kern wore short sleeves and tie.
He looked kind of like a short version of Gilbert. Yeah, Gilbert
or Dwight Shrewt something like that. Yeah, And I go, so he
was a board op. He was running Rush Limbaugh show. I'm like,
hey, so, how long have you been doing this? This is eighty
eight, this is two thousand and one. And it was dismal outside.
W h A m used to be in Midtown Plaza, which was depressing,
probably asbestos filled. It was disgusting, and I'm like, oh my gosh,
this looks so depressing. I go, do you enjoy this? Oh?
Yeah, that's great. He was a boardop, like like a career
board up, which is like the lowest rung on the ladder. I'm like,
oh my gosh, should I get out of this? How did my
start in radio differ so vastly from yours? Because I think you were you
had to have a live jock in the room when you started. When I
start, everything was automated through like the system, so all of a sudd
there was no live tapes anymore. That was digitized. We were all live
on CMF. That is, they were all live. No I know,
but like you were like pressing buttons and playing songs off a computer, whereas,
oh no, we're still CD when I started. Even yeah, when
I started, I was ninety three because I started on the AM side and
it was all talk and it was piped in from other like locals. I
was. I was on an AM to if I can find my tapes from
WOK, the original hits of the forties, fifties, and sixties, I'll
play those. But like my thing was, I knew where I wanted to
go. I wanted to be on that rock station, and my in was
the EOK station, so I did that. I ran the Frank Snatra hour,
and then the guy who did mornings would let me fill in for him
once in a while, and then they started giving me shifts on like Friday
into Saturday overnight or Saturday night into Sunday. And then and then when I
went to Fisher my first year, I would come home and I would say,
Hey, I'm home in the program director did midday, so he would
take the day off and let me do his show, not take the day
off, but he would do like get caught up on office work. Yeah,
yeah, there's a lot of paintings this stuff. So I would do
his show. And I was like nineteen twenty years old at the time.
Wow. And so I don't know. I had a different thing where and
maybe it's because it was smaller market. I don't know. So the other
thing, too, is like when I was at work at a Clear Channel
which later came My Heart, which you went to, there was nobody other
than Beth and Chad on w H A. M. And Chuck Kelly on
Mixed one hundred point five, which, by the way, I think he's
on legends now. There were no live shows. Nobody went live. I
think the Man did live afternoons on the Nerve. Yeah, but that was
it. Everything was automated and were piped in from other cities. Well,
this is the problem. So there was no like live music jock to emulate
or to talk to, whereas at CMF when you worked at Infinity, everybody
was on the air live because it was all music. Yeah, yeah,
that is true. I don't know. I I will tell you that I
think that radio needs to go back to that. I agree. I think
that radio needs to go more. My prediction pops ye fl. I've said
this for a long time on the podcast that I love what we're doing here.
I don't miss radio. I actually have a lot of other things that
I'm doing, so it you know, I'm not kind of stuck in that
thing, you know. I I was doing so many things when they left
radio that it was like burning me out anyway, But I would have stayed.
I don't remember one time I was hearing you, like like on a
Sunday night. You know, they have that Christmas village that you drive through
and I'm like, hey, it's Bill Moran here from and I'm like,
dude, it's eleven o'clock on a Sunday night. Guy. I know you'd
voice tracked then sure. But the point is is that like you must never
have stopped working. No, you worked all. I worked a lot,
but I could work from home and I was on stations around the con It
didn't matter. Yeah, But my point is that I think that that's sort
of you lose that. And now radio one of the things like, in
terms of music, we can get it from anywhere, right, whether it
be satellite, we can get which is broken down into specific not even genres.
I'm gonna say artist, Like you've got a Jimmy Buffett station, most
of the music there is going to be majority him, yes, right,
not all him, but Kenny Chesney stay, you know what I mean.
So you're competing with people who are looking for specifically that you're looking against the
Pandoras and the Spotify's and all this stuff, and I go, the one
thing you've got is local, and you can really create something cool, but
you got to get down the local. And the problem is a lot of
these companies have gotten so big and they're answering to many people who are shareholders
and this and that they want to they want right money on demand, and
so the focus is on bigger things and bigger and so you get somewhat homogenized,
and but you've get some guys will break through, you get the Ryan
Seacrest and the others. But eventually that goes away too. So I don't
know, man, I think that you got to go back to the local
because there is value in that. I really do believe there's value in that.
And people have said to me, you must fucking hate radio. I
don't hate radio. I love what I'm doing, but I don't hate it.
And I still think there's there's stuff for it to look Radio is then,
and I'm basically doing that on podcasts and somebody's yelled at me, that's
not what podcasts are. You're an idiot. You're gonna found some of whose
jokes don't say anymore. It doesn't matter. Yeah, but I I understand.
I look, but I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do, period.
So but I do think that with radio, I do think that'll that's the
way to do it. I mean, you could go the opposite direction,
like every episode of Failed Guy, where Peter's doing a podcast about hats and
Sherlock Holmes hat, baseball hat, top hat. I think that's all the
hats. I think it's so niched. That's the idea is like podcasts are
so ridiculously niche for that guy, you know. But yeah, I mean
like, yeah, I agree with you, like I have missedill the days
of local radio. I have something that hyper local, yes, and me
too, and live because you could also get the call from four ninety what's
happening on traffic wise, or what's going on in my community? And there
there's a lot of interesting things and a lot of interesting people. I'm going
to go through these tapes. I'll find some better quality, better things in
that. But just to show you where my head was at at twenty,
isn't all that far different there it is fifty two, that's all. But
think of all the characters we met and people we met. Because yes,
like one time when we were at CMF, they decid, all right,
guys, we're adding music to the morning show. We had protesters outside,
but they had protesters outside, and if it wasn't for we didn't get fired.
They were just add abusage. Yeah, and if they if there were
consultants, then the consultant came in and the consultant goes, it was it
was like a godsend that day. If something happened on the show, that
was just perfect. I could see it happening and unfolding, and so I
kept pushing the button and it went exactly like I had hoped it would.
And then we had the meeting with the consultant. He goes, well,
the problem is that people aren't hearing them because you've got commercials, a song,
and something else of the song. Yeah, and they're like, there's
two songs and then two songs, and he goes, it doesn't work.
It doesn't work. And so they went all right, you know what I
mean. It's like how they couldn't figure that out on their own, I'll
never fucking understand. But whatever. Thus I sit here, okay, and
that's fine. I have I have something I want to run by and Tom
Brady talked about a roast. Uh, there's an event coming up Saturday night,
and I don't know what the expectations are for my role in this event.
Well, I'm not sure I've been it has been hinted that way.
I'm going to show you what I've written. I don't want you to say
anything like as to what I'm what's been written, Uh, some were submitted
by other people. Uh, and I punched him around a little bit,
but this is yeah and uh and others. So I wanted to know we
could do that. Yeah, And so I thought it was just like,
h No, I do a bunch. I've written a bunch, I have
them on these paper You look at him during the thing, then I want
to play you though. What Tom Brady has said on a podcast recently,
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on the back of the deck. I think got carried at his phone,
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himself and his phone fell out. That could be. I don't know.
I showed you some of the uh the things for Saturday Night. Yeah,
yeah, you don't seem like you liked a lot of them. I think
that they're solid. Well, it's here's the thing though, it's a it's
here's why. Here's why I say that, I mean, well, you
might see a delivery and and stuff like that too. But yeah, well
no, I understand that they're they're they're well written. It's I don't want
to give anything away, if that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, because
it is a fundraiser. It is a fundraiser because if I say, if
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those parties, I got you. So it's trist is playing solid. It's
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are going to do a little a little bit of banter up there, not
much, and then the band will play and it'll be a lot of fun.
Yeah. And I believe Greg is coming in tomorrow because the schedule should
come out in about eighteen minutes seventeen minutes from right now. Yeah, there's
a few leaks the NFL schedule, a lot of leaks. I want to
go these, like the two if it comes out, I want to go
through what we believe the leaks were because I have a bunch of the leaks,
been holding on to the leaks. This is like the two or three
worst days of sports radio come one football fans. Football fans love it and
talks local talk show hosts. I love it because it's free fodder, right
right, But it's like putting together a puzzle on the radio. Well,
Greg will be in and breakdown after we know what it is. But and
tomorrow everyone on a local radio station, well, gost the schedule, pick
the wins and losses. Oh, that'll be the thing. I worked with
the guy who was like, no, don't do that. This is a
just don't let's not do that. Tom Brady talked about the roast he had.
Yeah, this is why I always think in these situations you don't want
to really hurt people. But listen to this. When you do something that
you think is one way and then all of a sudden you realize I wouldn't
do that again because of the way that affected actually the people that I care
about the most in the world. So I guess it makes you in some
ways a better parent going through it, because again, you don't wis your
naive, you don't know, you get a little like you know, I
you know, like I said, I loved when the jokes were about me.
I thought they were so fun. I didn't like the way that affected
my kids. M So it's the hardest part about like the bittersweet aspect of
when you do something that you think is one way and then all of a
sudden you realize I wouldn't do that again because of the way that affected actually
the people that I cared. I mean, okay, so it's sort of
repeating, but when you listen to that, you know, sure, because
he had there were no jokes about his kids, but there were jokes about
moynihan, who he had been married to. Right, yes, no,
he wasn't married to. Oh no, no, I had a kid.
He had a kid with Nick. She was like ten years older than him
too. Nicki Glacier had the joke about I didn't know she was pregnant,
and I laughed or whatever, and then and then the joke, I mean,
this is one where you know, you're hearing about your mom and her
new boyfriend and he could kick your dad's ass while eating your mom's ass at
the same time. You know, what, do you think it's funny?
But if that, I mean, I couldn't imagine where do you go to
let me put you This week, we go to school. Right, I'm
waiting. I'm waiting for you to show up. I show up that day
fifteen minutes early, just to make sure I can see you walk in,
because I got a lot to tell you about your mom. Two things on
this okay, there was one instance where jeff Ross made a joke about Robert
Kraft getting a massage, and he stopped it, and Tom Brady got up
and said, don't ever say anything like that again. It's the only time
he protested, which tells me this. That was a plant. And I'm
gonna tell you why. Oh well, they didn't want anybody else doing it,
right, that's the point. They didn't want No. No, My
point is that you can't have a roast and not have that in there.
So we'll let Jeffrey Ross do it. I'll stand up and say, don't
ever do that again, to make it look like I'm defending my old boss,
who's like a second father to me. But the realities, we have
to get that in there else it's not a real roast. Nobody will take
it seriously even though it was off limits for everything else. Well, that's
interesting theory. I here's the thing that I don't I don't know with that,
because uh, I heard some people some post conversations about don't forget everything
was on the monitor. Yes, so you could see what everybody was going
to problem. Yeah, so everything was on a monitor, and they've gotten
to a monitor for that. So you submit your jokes and they have writers,
yes, And then a lot of these people write themselves and have their
own writers, their own people that they that jokes through. So the jokes
get submitted. Someone has to put him in there. And I think Tom
knew. I don't know that he knew all the jokes. I just think
he knew the premise of this. And there probably was a no Robert Kraft
dictate and because because to even say, like somebody said, well, probably
set the tone for everybody else then to not do any Robert Kraft jokes.
And I go, well, if you wrote him on three by five cards
when Lisa Lambinelli was doing the roast, you could take that out. But
now it's in there. So unless somebody, I don't know what, do
they edit it all out? Do they say, hey, listen, we're
taking those I don't know. So to your point is I think it was
a bit of a setup, and maybe it was more for the audience.
So that way there would be no Robert Kraft jokes. We know there's no
Robert Craft jokes, but there's no way that's gonna fly with the audience.
They're going to really be looking for him. So if Brady gets up and
says this, yeah, that's the way we get it. But the whole
thing is I watched the entire I finally finished the entire roast. Yeah,
and I thought that the two worst guy, the three worst people were Ben
Affleck. He was terrible, Yeah, he was. I didn't think Kevin
Hart was very good at all. He got better as the night went on.
He was the host and he had to keep it going. And I
thought that Brady was very stilted at the end. And now now he's a
quarterback, he's not a comedian. And when you're the roast d you have
to come back and roast the room. That's the tradition at the very it's
whereverybody watched the everybody waits for the final roaster. Think about Tom Brady as
this was funny. Yeah. The one thing though about Tom Brady or anybody
in that situation, if you didn't expect, if you didn't I mean you
know, you've lived your life. Your life is in public, so if
you're gonna get roasted, you better be ready for everything, or else nobody
could take you seriously and for you to come back and say that, I
understand he's got a family, he has to say those things. Wow.
But either he's incredibly naive and well protected and so well insulated that he'd have
no idea that people would actually make fun of him for legitimate reasons like that,
or he's just saying this. I know, you know, and I
think it is I could see being so jazzed about the roast and the people
who are gonna be up there and all this stuff that you don't think beyond
yourself, and so you don't think of the jokes that'll become come flying,
because I I'm sure, hey man, I'm sure there's gonna be a lot
of Gazel jokes. Yeah, it's all right, if you're not thinking,
I really do. I think it's a guy thing. Maybe that is naive
of me, because he certainly has a team of people right right who I
would assume are intelligent people around him to say, hey, Tom, you
may want to do this, or maybe he was told and he's like,
ah, the kids will be fine. They're never gonna see it. It's
not gonna I don't know, I have no idea, but that is the
danger you run with a roast. I thought, you know, I said,
there's two sides of me. There's the carnal side and there's the Christian
side. The Christian side of me was like, wow, holy cow,
that was dirty. The normal human side of me was that was incredibly clever
and funny. Yeah, there was really really it really was. It really
was well done, well written. And if I thought, but yeah,
he was the best one. Yeah, I thought. I thought two Bloodsoe
was hilarious. Belichick, I mean, because you understand what Belichick is,
he was knowing that going in he was fantastic. I thought that Peyton Manning
wasn't as good. I didn't think so for a guy who like supposedly likes
to act like he's hipping with it. Yeah, he really came off as
stilted and reading a teleprompter. Yeah, you know, I don't think Manning's
as funny as people think he is. I think he's funny in his awe
shuck's way. Yeah, but I think he takes himself a little too seriously.
So when he finally he froll him out there with those sharks and he
couldn't swim. He really couldn't swim. It's a tough room. But Nicky
Glazer was great. Andrew Schultz was hysterical. Who's that one? Tony Marshan,
Yes, he was really funny too. It was a guy. There
was a guy named Tony or something like that, or Ted. He had
a mustache. He just he went out in the crowd. He roasted.
He let Dana White roast Brady. Then he got up there with a mic
on his own. Oh oh oh oh, yes, Tony, he does
the kill Tony kill. Tony. He was I thought he was the best
one. Hinchcliffe, Yeah, yeah he was. He was hysterials. I
actually looked up. Really he was coming to town, right. He was
very good. He was very good. But I mean, like, it's
a it's a freaking roast. It's a roast. It's ladies and gentlemen.
If from now on, if you ever get roasted, go and watch a
roast. So this is what you expect. They're gonna do this to you.
And it's okay, your dumb friends aren't that good? You know what?
I mean they're not, but they hired this was supposed to be believed.
The roast to end all roasts was pretty good. There's only one other
guy who could put up there that could have been better roasted. That was
O. J. Simpson and he's dead. Okay, this was I was
thinking of being roasted next. Oh god, I just heard it was talking.
Oh I have to come to me. Uh because Netflix has got a
whole bunch of stuff now that they're doing. Oh yeah, they're doing the
National Football They're doing a docuseries they yep, on Jerry and Jerry's World.
I think it's a ten that doesn't surprise me. I think it's a ten
part document Jerry Jones, Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys and
how he really saved the franchise and and when he went through. They're doing
another one on the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders called America's Sweethearts, which, by the
ways, like the third or fourth one that they've done about the cheerleaders in
Ale. And now they've got and and they're in bed with Netflix Live from
Jerry's World or at and T Stadium for the Tyson Fight. Oh yeah,
Well because Netflix that they're losing subscribers and they're dying for content, and what's
and what's the most popular thing in America? It's the National Football League and
it's not even close. So it's Sky Danne's Sports NFL F Netflix producing a
ten part doct series about Jerry Jones's journey into transforming the Dallas Cowboys. There's
gonna be got the Jake fight with Tyson. There's also gona be the quarterback
series coming out. We don't know who the quarterbacks are. Hunches that Josh
Allen's gonna be one of them. Oh nice, that's just a hunch.
I don't know if that's the case. And then the following year they're gonna
have the wide receiver series come out, because who's a bigger devon than a
wide receiver? Oh yeah, baby, you know what I'm saying. Yeah?
Uh, this is going around. And we talked about like the Tom
Brady thing being fake when he went up to Jeff Ross. This, I
I don't think is real. I think this has acted. I saw it
all over social media. I'm gonna play it. It's a woman talking about
going on a date, and I think it leads to a lot of problems
or potential problems. Hey, I am the problem. I went on a
day with this guy and he was like, it's getting late, do you
want to come back to my place? And I was like sure, but
I'm not going to sleep with you, Like that's not happening. And he
was like, that's totally fine, just come over and I was like cool.
So I go to his place. He respects my wishes, He's so
nice. He cuddles me all night and I'm like, are you gay?
Like what? And like I he I just wanted him to like try and
then for me to be like no, you know what I mean. I
wasn't gonna sleep with it, but just now I feel ugly. This is
what she done. Huh. I got a huge problem with this. Well,
of course I have a huge problem with this. Well, to me,
this is how fake rap rape ap accusations come about. You, I
mean it can be now. I do think this is ladies. Make up
your freaking mind. Well, this is one chick, but this is a
lot of chicks. Well, for everyone you hear about there's one hundred door
like yeah, uh huh. I think this is a representation of a specific
type person. And I do think there is that thing where if you go
home and you cuddle and you end up spending the night with somebody, even
if the intention is not to be there, you may wonder why didn't they
try? Right? Why didn't they try? And I think in today's world
it's tough for a guy because you don't want to be accused of doing something
inappropriate. I don't even know, like if this if I have young sons,
right, if I said, and they're in their early twenties, if
I said, if they said to me, I would go buddy, unless
it's more of a really it's a he said, she said, you are
opening yourself up to a potential problem. Yes for anything. You may have
just been cuddling, and that that's great, and she leaves it at that
wonderful. But if it's not, or I don't know, or maybe you
misread signals, and then she winds up doing something right. I mean,
look, I saw something the other day on social media. I thought it
was great and I would love to I was supposed to do. We're working
on another thing. We'll just be women and we're going to call it the
Great Wall of Vagina, just like we did years ago. Meeting Vagina.
Yes, but we would ask things and there was something that I saw where,
you know, if you, as a man, kind of try to
go get a little piece of ass at night before you know, you both
fall asleep and she's, ah, I'm tired, and you kind of or
something and then you go all right, forget it, and then she gives
in because she doesn't want to leave you in a bad mood, but she
really is tired. There's a better way to do it. It was an
interesting little social experiment the way they said it. And so I would think
you always want to be respectful. You never want to feel like you're overstepping
in some way. I would think in a relationship, not in a relationship.
But this was an interesting thing. I mean, it just shows you,
you know, I feel ugly. It's a little bit nur I think
it's a joke. I think that, Yeah, she's an actress. However,
there are women who feel that there's something there, right, there's something
there, and that that's where you go these false accusations and things can be
bad or now does it also tell you like does no not mean no?
It's very confusing, right, like does no not mean no? Or did
she want you to rub a certain part of her body so she could go
ooh, don't do that? And then do you sit there panic the rest
of the night, going fuck, fuck, fuck, what could happen?
I just runed this. All I did was rub it. Lego was a
lamp. I was hoping a genie would pop out and go, I want
to get laid. You know what I say, only too? Is that
like you know, like ladies, like if a guy like you know,
around three or four or five o'clock in the morning sometimes like nocturnally speaking,
Oh that's true, you'll you'll yeah, you know, you'll get an erection
hoing and so is that like all of a sudden, like there's another sound
effect. I played a lot of them on the radio. I'm sure you
did. I always like nineteen years old, twenty, who's up? Yeah?
My wife parannimal, Yeah, hey dude, put her on for me.
Did she finish too? But like I mean, like late, I
mean the thing my father told me at a young age, he goes,
lady, ladies can change their minds too, Like what do you mean,
well, anybody after the after the whole thing took play, right, they
can change their minds. She got to be like, if you're gonna do
that, you better be real careful and real smart and make sure you go.
I wouldn't even like try it until if they if if if that leads
to the end of a relationship, then it wasn't meant to be to begin
with. But he goes, it's not it's not worth the risk anymore.
He goes they, And then this me too stuff came out. It kind
of emphasized, well, look, I you have to look at the idea
that the me too stuff had some legitimacy, right, I mean there were
some things going on, and we're pretty bad and pretty horrible with some pretty
high profile people and using power. Yeah. Thing, but then everything kind
of trickles down, and so now you don't know what the rules are,
so you just try to be the nice guy and then nice guys. Yeah,
there's there's no winning in it. I can't bother that one thing.
I gotta ask you the whole remember the whole in the whole met too era,
Right, did you ever like read someone go yeah, me too,
and I'm like, no way, nobody likes you, honey. Did you
ever did you ever get that feeling? No? You're making that up.
There's there's no possible one. Yeah, like somebody claiming that they were me.
I'm like, no, no, that didn't happen. Like in other
words, like because all these women were saying they were meat too, and
I'm like, no, no, I think it sounds beat for me to
say. But I was like, no, honey, I don't think anybody's
meat to it. You. I don't did you ever get that? Maybe
me mooing you? I don't know about that, yes, Sal, I
don't know. I'm sure that's gone through every guy's mind. No, honey,
no, not you. I don't. I don't know, because the
meat too stuff was always like uh uh well think about it. What's his
name from NBC? Lost his gig? I mean, Matt Lowry made a
ton of money, but he was Yeah, he was like locking women in
his office, right, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
He had kill underneath his death, locked them in that somebody, an engineer
had to install. I know. Sorry, no, no, no,
no, no, no, you don't know. You're fine, You're fine.
I'm I'm just saying like it's it's horrible, but yeah, yeah,
it's terrible. It sounds, it sounds bizarre and evil. I think he
was doing that to lock people out because he was just having a relationship with
somebody in the office, and it may have been a consensual relationship, I
don't know. Then maybe it ends and someone's uncomfortable and then they go,
I did I gave in to ship that I shouldn't have and it was whatever,
and they changed their mind. Well, right, and and you can
feel about either person. It can, it can. And there's been some
guys I think, yes, yeah, that have said you know, the
boss has been inappropriate with me or female boss or whatever. I don't know.
Like the only thing is that one was just sort of represent representative.
And I think it hit more of a chord with me because I have young
sons and I thought I'd rather you be that guy or the guy that says,
hey, it was a great date. And if she says I'm not,
I have no intention of sleeping and go, you know what, I
don't either, But since you brought it up, why don't we just see
if we can get together another night? Yes exactly. You know what I
mean, which isn't isn't a cool thing because now you're almost making her feel
bad. But it's like if you feel like I just feel like you floated
something out there that's scaring me, or if you or if you feel that
unsafe and you like, hey, why don't you go where I plays?
You sleep on my couch? Done, and it's changed. Okay, go,
that's right. Good. But you cannot put fellas You cannot put yourself
in that situation anymore. You can't do it. No, you cannot do
it. Well, I don't know. I like to think that there's still
that that it's a rare thing, like it doesn't happen all that often.
But I don't know. I don't know. I'm not out enough though.
All you need is one, one, just one, And that's what sucks,
you know, it's like to live by the seat of up pants.
Well, I'll tell you what you'd much rather. You'd much rather get that
call from Jordan to two o'clock on the border. No, I got moving
home, rather than that call. You'll take that one, you got it?
I will, all right, We'll take a moment, we'll go through
some of the what if Jordan brings a girl home? Now you gotta put
up no, no, no, he's got one of those absolutely not no,
no, no, no, no no, I want to come over.
Your dad made me feel so ugly. I don't even like the idea
that. Don't even like the sound of this. Nobody's no, no,
Only one person can have somebody over in that place, and that's me.
I don't how's that all? We Yeah, well, we'll take a moment.
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five two O six eighty eight sixty six. Hey Bill, First of all,
I want to start off with thank you for responding to the message I
sent you and regarding this Andrew Dorley situation. That's fantastic, and not many
other radio shows are any show, we'll do that with our listeners, and
that's fantastic. And now I'm listening to the episode where you're playing like some
of the audio and something like that for the interview that she did. And
I only have one problem with it has a pretty big problem. You keep
on talking over the fucking audio. Jesus Price, this is radio one.
Oh watch fucking embarrass security and be sure to like and subscribe to Miilified wherever
you get your podcast. That is true, we do that, well me,
I don't know anyway. The NFL schedules out, Yes, it is
really all right. So for the Buffalo Bills, we know that they're going
to play eight games at home and nine games on the road this season.
Yes, that is true. Correct, Yes, okay, I don't want
you to tell me the schedule in detail yet, okay, uh okay,
So I think that can you look ahead to week fourteen? Yes I can.
Okay, if it's played on Sunday, that would be December eighth,
Yes, it would be a four to twenty five star. So this has
to be a bigger game. And yes, okay, So I'm thinking that
that is a Kansas City game. No, it's not. It's not a
Kansas City game. It's a Monday night. It's a Sunday game. It
is a Sunday game, Sunday, four twenty five, Week fourteen. Think
West Coast Billy. So it's got to be like the Chargers. No,
you're close though, same stadium the Rams. Yes, really yes? Okay?
So is that a leak that you saw that they'd be playing well,
I just saw it shows Week fourteen. If it is played Sunday, would
be on December eighth, and would likely to be four twenty five, though
that's not confirmed. No, the Bills are. I could give you the
Kansas City game if you want. No, hang on, I want to
go through because I had I took notes, but maybe I can't really understand
my notes. That's right. The Bills are not going to be playing the
Lions on Thanksgiving no, okay. In fact, Thanksgiving they are off the
entire week instead. According to Twitter, an account no As the Lion King
reports that they had the full Lion schedule figured out. The Bills are going
to be at Ford Field Sunday, December fifteenth for Week fifteenth that is correct.
That is correct for twenty five. That's the national game. That's the
national game. That's the four to twenty five game on a Sunday. CBS
got that, so they got back to back for twenty fives four twenty five
on the road. NFL insider Jordan Schultz reporting that the Chiefs visit come to
Buffalo week eleven, also for twenty five CBS November tenth. That is correct.
Oh wait, no, no, no, November seventeenth. November seventeenth,
twenty five at home CBS. They said it there again, not confirmed,
but they already had the day, so it's the seventeenth, the seventh
twenty five season. I also saw the KC of the November tenth, and
I said, yeah, I don't think that's the case. Okay, based
on absolutely nothing at all but the fact that I have a schedule in my
hand right now. But in Week four, the Bills travel to Baltimore to
play. This is a leak. Again, we're confirming if these people had
the leaks. Week four Bills Baltimore in Baltimore, Sunday, September twenty ninth,
that's true, that is true. What time eight twenty I'm eight twenty
Sunday Night. Yeah, so the Bills actually have well I don't want to
spoil it for you. Oh wait, I have another piece of audio.
I think I believe this is from Good Morning America asking about the leak,
the schedule leaks and possible schedule. Yesterday they asked this, and this is
with Joe Buck. I want to know more about the full schedule. I
know we don't get it till tomorrow, but what can we expect to see
on Monday night football this season? What are you most looking forward to?
Yeah? I think the good thing is we start that way, and we
know that we also have the Cowboys twice, and we've got the Chiefs twice.
So we've got the Bills twice. We've got another date with the forty
nine. It's exciting. So the Bills have two Monday night games and a
Sunday night game that we've just confirmed. And we know that they have the
Thursday night game and Week two against Miami, and they have two Monday night
primetime shite. So check this out. If I can give you, I
could get there's a lot of there's a lot of primetime games in the first
two months of the season. A lot. Okay, So I'll just everybody
knows give me the opener, the openers against Arizona Marvin Harrison Junior and Kyler
Murray in the revenge for the Hail Murray game. Remember that's gonna be the
season opener against Arizona Saturday or Sunday, September eighth, at one o'clock.
That's a perfect game in Buffalo. Bill's Boffie will be ready for that.
Well, it's perfect. That's the Sunday after dude. There's no better way
to open the season, even if it's a Thursday night. You want on
Sunday. I like to think they win that one. Yeah, I'd like
to think so too. I already got going seventeen no billing super Bowl.
And by the way, you see the Super Bowl logo. Do you see
the colors of the Super Bowl logo? Stop it? If it has blue
and red and no worse, red and gold, it's gonna be another Niners
Chief Super Bowl. Billy. No, it's in New Orleans. Greg Connors
has already canceled his tickets. Okay. So the season starts against Arizona at
home, then they go to Miami four days later. It's a Thursday Night.
We already knew that week two and Prime. That's the prime opener.
It's not the first Thursday night game, but that's the prime opener eight fifteen.
That's the only Thursday night game on the docket. So the first Thursday
night game is on NBC. Is on NBC. It's the Chiefs. Okay,
I forgot, I forgot what they're playing. But then then you got
a Monday night or so. Then you got an extra day arrest. So
after that Thursday night, you got Thursday night, you got a Monday nighter
against Jacksonville at home on ESPN. Okay, then you got a quick turnaround
because Sunday night you're going to Baltimore, as we discussed, to face the
face the Ravens. Okay, right, So then you then you go to
Houston for a one o'clocker and they faced Stefan Diggs, and then you got
another road games. You got a lot of games up front. Then you
got another road game Monday night, October fourteenth, eight to fifteen, against
the Jets. So the Bills get their too, they get their two Monday
nighters out of the way. Early early, early half of the season.
Yes, and it's Jets in Jacksonville. Yes, I'm both on the road.
No, Jacksonville's at home. Oh, Jets are jackson The Jets are
Jets around the road, on the road, Jets around the road. Then
you get Tennessee at home at one o'clock game. Then you go to Seattle
for a four o'clock game. That's a Sunday come home play Miami early November
Sunday afternoon, one o'clock at Indy November tenth, one o'clock case. Now
November seventeenth, four to twenty five at CBS. That's in Buffalo. That's
in Buffalo, Yes, Then you get a bye week Thanksgiving week. The
bills are off entirely nice December. First you get Doug Phelps's San Francisco forty
nine ers and that's an eight twenty game on NBC. That's a Sunday night
er. Where is that. That's in Buffalo, in Buffalo, in Buffalo,
Yeah, yeah, he's already got a zuber ready to go, you
know, so you Bubby tickets up drive. That's so that's what Doug's looking
forward to. Then you gotta go to the Rams, as we discussed.
Then you gotta go to Detroit, both of those games are four to twenty
five. Then you finish the season at home against New England at one,
at home against the Jets at one o'clock, and then you go to New
England. And that last game for everybody is either a Saturday or Sunday.
It's to be determined, okay, because the last game of the season they
gotta figure out. I think this is a tough schedule. I don't on
your in your mind, because don't forget Jacksonville's probably going to be better.
Yes, I think that the Jets will probably be better. Oh yeah,
just won seven games last year with like a ghost to quarterback. I think
that Kansas City will be Kansas City. I don't know how the Rams will
be. I think the Rams will be better, you do. I think
the Lions will be solid. I think the Lions. I think the Colts
will be better. I think the Niners will be just as good. I
think Miami will be just as good. I think Seattle will be possible.
So I thought everybody's going to be better this year. Maybe the Patriots,
like the Bills and the forty nine ers play. It's a rare thing and
it happens every every four years. But I wonder if if there's still that
Brandon Nayuk or somebody coming from the forty nine. I don't think that's gonna
happen because they signed because of Valdez scantling, which kind of tells everybody that,
all right, that the re stever rooms. So where do you put
this? And like, if you're going to grate it, I think I
think the schedules as fair as it could be. I like the fact that
it's tough. Well, look, it's the fucking NFL. Everything's tough.
I hate when people say exactly what I just said, you got an easy
schedule, No such thing. Well, last year, the Saints and the
Falcons are the two easiest schedules in the NFL, and they neither of them
made the playoffs. Ye as the two easiest schedules in the NFL. This
year the Saints and the Falcons. Again. Yeah, as far as records
go, I mean, you take that stuff and thrown out the window.
I think we don't know. I look at it as look, everybody's got
to play a Thursday night game, and the Bills get Thursday out of the
way early and it's in Miami at night. Yes, it's September and it's
hot, but at least you don't have the sun beaten down on you,
right, So they kind of dodged a pullet there, even though it is
a quick turnaround after your face in Arizona. Uh. But I mean,
you got quite a few road games to start out the season. You do
have a few night games to start out the season, primetime games. But
to be honest with you, I think the schedule's fine now. The only
thing we don't know by looking at the Bill schedule as of right now is
who has more rest going into each game going up against the Bills. I
think everybody's gonna be tougher. I think it's gonna be about a ten and
seven eleven sixth season. What what? What? What? Did I go
into sports mode? What? Yeah? Well, yeah you did. But
that has nothing to do with what's so funny. I'm just sitting here going
people will pore over this, break it down, wins, losses, tough
schedule, not a tough schedule. They'll spend more time on this than their
kids homework, you know what. I mean, more time on this than
than something that is really impactful to their life. And yet I'm just as
excited. I love like the Sunday night games, like all right, well
we'll record early on a Sunday, we'll get it out of the way,
or you know, the Monday night games. I'm not sure how to to
do those because it's the podcast, so it just makes things a little different
and I'd rather watch the game. And then I don't know. The one
thing, uh Thatad Brown brought this up, and I didn't think of this.
A lot of the local reporters were tweeting no Christmas Day game, no
Christmas Day game, no Christmas Day game. Right, well there was I
think there was a rumor that there was going to be. Yes, so
Netflix has both Christmas Day games and the first game I believe is the Chiefs
and the and Steelers. In the second game is I think the Ravens and
the Titans. I think it's I know the Ravens play. But the thing
is they pay two years, one hundred and fifty million dollars for six games
over three years. Netflix needs people back, right, Well, here's the
things everybody's complaining about Netflix too. I lest you try to get Peacock and
prime. But that brought up a great point. He goes the reporters in
Kansas City and the reporters in Baltimore now have had to spend back to back
Christmases covering football game, which is kind of crappy for them, you know,
instead of being with their kids and their families on Christmas. Well,
make your team suck, guys. Yeah, you know, break mahomes ankle
by accident when he comes running on the field trip them. Well, it's
funny you mentioned that. It's funny you mentioned that. What are you talking?
A week ago in the Times of Wayne County. Oh really, I
wrote an article about the upcoming schedule, and I said, you know every's
gonna pour over the schedule like you just said. Yes, I said,
here's the interesting thing about every NFL quarterback this century. Okay, here comes
Danny here, look at this, look at this, Listen to this cocky
mofa other than Brett Farva. Yes, every quarterback, star quarterback has missed
significant time except for two guys, Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes. Yeah.
So WGR was asking this question, but I wrote my article about this.
That's the question. Go hey, what constitutes a good season? I said,
what where Josh Allen plays all seventy games because guess what, you'll be
competitive and you'll make the playoffs. But if he goes down, take this
season. Could just shove it. It's right over Kansas City. If my
home goes down, Blakekabbert's not bringing them to the playoffs. Thank you that
I'm okay with. Yeah, I don't want to even put the other thing
out there. And by the way, I don't need to put the stuff
out there. I don't want to have these guys injured. I don't want
to know. I don't want to see get injured. It's not good for
the sport. It's not good. But every quarterback eventually gets hurt, yes
and miss his significant time. And this isn't like the Dayser Kelly got hurt,
we got Frank Reich, Montana gets hurt. Where you got Steve Young,
Phil Simskon Hurts gets hurt where you got Jeff Hosteler. There's no Jeff
Hostitler, Frank Ryk or Steve Young backing up anybody in the NFL anymore.
You lose your quarterback, you're screwed. Screwed. You heard it from the
mound of Dan, from the mouth of Dan, Dude. The Bills would
turn to the Jets and a heartbeat of Valli goes down. Well, I
don't want to see that, and I gotta say something else too. Boy,
here there's these guys. They have hashtag sports. They're excellent, they're
ahead of the curve. Buffalo Bills talk and they brought up an They brought
up a great point and they said, are the twenty twenty four Buffalo Bills
the twenty seventeen Carolina Panthers. And here's why they brought it up because Sean
McDermott had just left to come to Buffalo that year. Brandon Bean was in
Carolina that year, and they had this tall, lanky receiver out of Florida
State. They had this quarterback who could do everything, and they had this
solid defense. They said, hey, Cam, go win us some games.
We'll figure it out. And if you look at the Bills roster,
it's very similar to how Carolina was designed in twenty seventeen. So in other
words, they're telling Joshua. They told Camp, hey, just go win
U some football games. We'll figure it out. And that's a scary thing.
That's the same thing. Look at your receiver room, who's your star
receiver. All right, who is it? We'll figure it out. I
mean last week people were already bitching about did you watch the tapes of for
Mini camp? People were already great and Kean coleench said, oh, he
ain't got it, Like, are you kidding me? Yeah? Really more
than one person. They're a big jump. I think you know he's not
stopping fast enough, he's not rounding, he's rounding out its routes. You
can't catch a contested ball. It was the first day of Mini camp.
A holes, come on, guys, well, come on, come on,
guys, come on. This is seventy knows what he's talking about for
a shape football. It's just football. It's it making our life and death
under over. How many radio stations are going to be picking the ule?
I don't know. I don't even care. You get yourself all worked up
about that stuff I have. I didn't pay attention to a single thing today.
When it came to the schedule league, I don't not one well.
I pulled something because I knew the schedule was going to come out. I
wanted to see how accurate it was, and I think probably at least seventy
five percent. When I read panned out. Yeah right, you got two
Monday nighters, you got your Sunday nighters, you got your Prime game,
you got you know what, you got a nice chuck at one o'clocks.
That's right. I'm happy about that, all right. I like it too.
I like it, Danny. Let's wrap it up tomorrow. I hope
Greg Connors will be on the program. He will be in, so we'll
uh, Laura, Laura, and you'll be here, and Kevin k Guns
will be here and uh writing jokes. We'll see how it all unfolds.
Oh guy, that's about his Patriots seventeen. He could be ye for the
Buffalo Bills. I'm Bill Moran. See you tomorrow.