Great. We can talk about our feelings to deal with that if that becomes
a problem. It's true. If if you have courage, you can apply
your carriage. Just the one Ricardo is not courageous. You are all set.
Damage has been soaked. Why am I used to people screaming at me
because you're a merchant? Oh god, that's it. Yeah. How many
Karens in the bizarre and the various bizarres of your life have you met?
I have a special Karen blend. I'll tell you about it. There's a
hyphen in that cave. That's how. That's how high level the Karen is
there is. There is a bizarre actually just known as the Karen Bizarre because
there's so many of them there. Man, that's fucked. This is the
weirdest bloor ever. Yeah, that's so incredibly fucked. Why would you ever
go there? Only managers work in the Karen Bazaar and they still get asked
to see their manager. That's so fucked. It's also true, but it
still sucks. My compassion goes out to anyone who has had the retail experience.
The service experience dicks out to my retail homies. Yeah, like,
that's another way to say it. Anyhow, I'm spending two points of doom
for this last fishman to try and stab Octimer. Of course he is,
he's so hungry for it. Listen to him voice, Oh, bring it
up, bitch. You know, if you didn't go dis out, I
might have been that might have been means. But because you've said it out
loud, it became you. No. Three of them charged doctor Ber.
That was okay, fine, yeah, yeah, I know we okay that
you have the better the better, all alright, alright, this was telegraphed
at the pay per view pump up event. All Right, we all knew
what was going to be in prime time. So if you want to try
and parry this attack with your bu you want to take my bow from me
next? You could make the attempt for the lolo price of one point of
doom. You want to take my bow from me next? Huh, that's
only twenty on the bow. He has to he has to. He has
to pay at this point if he wants to. But the outrage it sucks
his boys as he is playing five D chess with an opponent who's not actually
played chess. See, I'm not paying five D chests I'm just assuming perrying
with a bow is gonna break my bow, and I don't want to lose
my fucking bow. You're in a combat situation. It's up to you whether
you want to try to avoid the dife or get stabbed. I don't want
you. I don't want to lose my bow. Even if I wasn't opposed
to giving you doom, which i am, I still don't want to lose
my fucking weapon. But why would I Maybe to avoid getting stabbed, but
that's up to you. So if you're all set, I'm gonna roll.
I've got seven points of bigger baby, Oh right, seven whole point.
You know what sucks? Just for you, I'm talking to another peppony on
this. That's why. Now we got seven left in the pool, you're
gonna add one to the socks. I want you to know that I'm gonna
spend a hell like a shit on a doom next combat just to make you
angry. Will never no peace. Why would you do that? I don't
even understand. It doesn't make sense. You're just juice in the pool for
no reason. I'm killing motherfuckers, That's what I'm doing. I can't kill
motherfuckers. If I don't have a weapon, Jordan maybe sucks. You take
five points of damage to figure look at that. See I'm still alive?
Are are you? Clowns? That was? That was five points of damage.
So you take a wound. Let's see where you get stabbed by baby
seventeen. I assume that's still the right leg. No, yeah, that's
right leg. Oh yeah, yeah yeah. So he comes in and stabs
you in the left thigh, right thie as you do, right thigh,
right THI right thie whatever, right, it's it's a leg shot. It
ain't great, but one of the tendons in your right leg is damaged.
Al sucks everyone out worse, it hurts a lot. Oh what doesn't hurt
these days? Though? It's the beginning of the next turn. What do
you guys want to do? You're no longer in quite the state of confusion,
so the difficulty is going to drop to three on this one. Ah,
okay, you got out. He's out by the skin of his teeth.
He uh manages to get enough slack on the rope end to open the
top and shitty out of it. That will be his entire turn, however,
but he's out what did Nala do last round? Be forgotten about NWA's
going to run in and stab the guy that croaked. Okay, yeah,
that's smart. That sounds like yeah and I awesome. So that means I
take two off a long time that you've been playing five D chess. I've
been playing seven D chess. I just think you assume I'm playing chess at
all. I keep adding d's to the chess. There's no chess being played
in my head right now? Right? Are you aiming to get up to
D seventeen? I just don't want to lose my primary means of interacting with
the game world. I think that's reasonable. Your BO is the primary way
you interact with the world currently. Yes, in this game so far,
this guy's kind of true. All those tracking checks he's made, those were
all done via BO. It's true. It's the source of all my power.
If you shatter it, I become a level one civilian. Not only
do you become a class that's not in the game. Yes, you acquire
a level which is not a thing in the game. So it is basically
a worst case scenario that boat. Yeah, you see why I protected.
So I think I'm beginning to understand. Yeah, see, you're starting to
think. In my logic, if it's a stone tipped spear, it's damage
three range three. Thank you. I just got there this since you told
me. But yeah, she runs in. She's gonna try and stab the
croaker. They're fish and they croak. That's uncomfortable. Fish people like frogs.
Yeah, yeah, frogs are fish people. Frogs are fish too.
Definitely my petition. In my petition, frogs are fish too. Oh my
god, Oh no, we're fighting for frog rights today. Boys, No,
we're not. We're I'm pretty sure we're fighting. We're just fighting.
We're coming to kill them. I think that's the opposite of fighting for their
rights. Excuse me. They came to us, that's true. Maybe they
wouldn't be fighting us if they felt like they had a say in this world.
Nah, now we're we're breeding material. They got a gun. Yeah,
they did be trying to kill us, regardless, it's a good thought.
But yeah, she comes in and stabs this dude in the chest.
Okay, and he takes a wound. We're else, however, still standing.
Okay, So that's bad. I mean, we already know he's not
going to spend the dou it is, okay, we will work on it,
all right, call escaped, and who's going next? I will go
again? All right? Is there like another dude with me? There are
two of them on you currently? Okay? Got it? Yeah? Right,
because a cleave one in half? Okay, got it? And I
mean I've been having such a good time doing this that I might as well
do it again. I'm gonna spend the momentum that is in the pool,
and I'm gonna swang on the guy that I broke the dagger on. Okay,
three dice, another complication, just the one success huh yeah? All
right? Rough out here? Well, sorry, that was acrobatics. I
pressed the wrong thing I was gonna say. I was like, I thought
your target number was fourteen. Okay, so if we're going by my target
number, like, we'll keep the dice. I think that's fair. It'd
be two successes one, two successes, one complication. All right, yeah,
all right, you have one momentum on that. Do you want to
put it in this pool or juice of damage? We're gonna shoot the damage.
I think you want to buy this one off? Yeah I do,
Okay, I'm a cheap dates just make it more powerful. I don't understand,
because I know that eventually he's gonna say you want to drop your sword,
buddy, and I don't want that to happen. So alright, alright,
that has been purchased, all right, and that's six with one,
two, four effects. Holy I'm also going to reroll one of those zeros.
Is that a two? I see five effects? My dude, Oh
there is five effects, and I'm rerolling that zero that's in there. The
zero became a two. Okay, So that is seven points of damage plus
an additional five points of damages, so twelve ja's dude, dude? Oh
lord, I just see sushi on the ground. What we need some seaweed?
Stat That is two wounds and I want to get out of this fucking
net so Torso hit. Yes, this time you cleave the dude through the
collarbone and get halfway to his hip. Jesus, this thing is fucking it
again. I sip it again. Feels like you are swinging through cloth.
All right, I'm spending another fortune. You're barely feeling resistant out of this
damn thing. Damn all right, you know what, and now fuck it?
You want to spend a fortune to swing again. We're big balling right
now, I'm spending a fortune and swinging again, waiting melee with one of
them. Well, now I'm in Maine with one of them. I'm trying
to becoming melee with a zero of them. After this, you had two
of the money, Yeah, two of them on. I killed one,
two of them. Detack me. I just dispatched one of them. I
thought you only had one on you gotcha three successes. I'm gonna do two
to damage again. Two to damage all right, seven eight nine with two
effects, so ten to eleven, I can reroll one of the zeros.
I only have one melee talent. You only have one melee talent, all
right, you gotta fix that. That's another effect. Oh my god,
so one too, So that's two more points of damage. Yeah, so
seven eight nine, ten eleven dead thirteen Yeah it's thirteen thirteen. Right.
Leg You chop this thing's leg, just clean off easy. Yeah. You
pull the sword out as the first one's falling, and then just backswing it
and just cleave right through the other things leg, the other fish guy's leg
and he drops, spewing blood out of the stump. He's all set He's
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