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What about a Corey and Hamas?
What about that? You know, you

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think that you think that will solve
them. You think you can talk to

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you somebody, get Kyle Massey on
the phone. Hey, look, he

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said, Well, get mean.
I am gay, I'm pretty gay gay,

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I'm really homo. I guess we're
not leading. I guess we're not

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leading with that previous cold open.
Uh, how's it going? How's it

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going? Everybody? Welcome to the
Snark Tank Podcasts. Welcome, Welcome,

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Welcome, Uh if you're if you
I gotta remember to do this because I

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forget for several episodes at a time. If you want to support the show

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Tank. I hate to do it
early in the show, but I got

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to get it out out of the
way so we can uh, so we

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can peruse all the topics for today. And honestly, you know, there's

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not not really out gate big ousekeeping. There's not. Oh yeah, by

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the way, I should be I
should. I feel like this is something

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I should have mentioned outside of the
fact that we outside of the fact that

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we did do a Jacks Film's episode, which should be live by the time

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you definitely by the time you hear
this. Yeah, we also did an

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extra ammo a deep a deep dive
on the h JF. Garrette. Uh,

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let's call it pre true crime story. Uh, it's it's very interesting,

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but it's also meg. I don't
know how many people in the audience

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even know who this guy is.
I assume some people do. But like,

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he was pretty niche even he was
pretty niche even back then. So

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like, I'm if you're interested in
that, and you you should be because

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that, sorry is wild. Going
over to the Patreon you can listen to

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that. But uh, outside of
that, man, there's really nothing going

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on in the world at all.
No news, no breaking news, no

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breaking news, nothing, nothing tragic, nothing, nothing on Twitter at all,

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you know, no live leak,
none, no conflict at all.

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Conflict but if there was conflict.
But if there was conflict, I would

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definitely want to know, you know
what, what xuc would say about it.

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I definitely would want to know what
Rebecca what what? What? What

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does E Black have to say?
What does think about what's going on in

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I feel like a real place?
Do you think he has a take?

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Do you think he do you think
there's no fucking way. I'm gonna look

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up, and I'm gonna look up
every every streamer. I'm gonna see what

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is every streamer? Look up?
What what does every streamer think about?

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On the imagine? E P has
a very reasonable take to it, very

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reasonable, like what the it's it's
extremely reasonable. But then like there's clearly

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like some fucking girl tied up in
the background. It's just like you can't

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even you can't even focus on what
he's saying because clearly there is some something

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horrible is happening that he finally he
finally, uh after ten, after ten

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times of being fooled, he finally
got one. He kept trying. Oh

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man, this poor poor guy just
wants to give his opinion on the Israel

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Israel Palace sign conflict, and he's
he's getting swindled out of his cupcakes?

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Yeah, or what if? Like
what if? What if? Uh?

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So, the person that he actually
captured was another decoy. He just actually

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successfully you know, captured the decoy. And this and this, this this

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decoy is pleading that like please,
this was this was a joke, this

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was another this this was another I
got paid by a streamer. Please let

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me go and he's like, I
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I I don't. I don't even
know what to believe anymore. It was

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it was, it was it something? Wait, what did he did they

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reveal that? Did the Gideon video
finally come out? And he said he

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was that's what he said in it. I actually don't know. Well,

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I remember I was looking up at
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then the weird things I've heard nobody
react to it. So now I'm even

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wondering did something officially out? I
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way more important than whatever's going on
in the Middle East. You know,

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what's story? Yeah? What is? What is? Will not upload the

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catch video? What's the point?
Then? Yeah? I wonder why he

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says that, But there is a
oh, it's a two minute explanation I

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guess of him saying why. But
I'm still not even interested in watching that

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because that's not a good reason and
whatever whatever reason you have is dumb.

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That's like, that's that's keno,
man, that's that's fucking cinema. That's

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sitting it almost behind in some fucking
random guy's computer, and you're just not

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going to unleashes that you're gonna first
of all, you're gonna tease it,

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right and then not release it and
not doing it? What is like?

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What is the what is the reasoning? Life seems so not real at this

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point to me where I keep feeling
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but I feel that we are in
some sort of matrix style simulation.

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And the thing about simulations that they're
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realistic at least as much as possible. And what it feels like is happening

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is and I think I've said this
before that maybe our overlords they spilled whoever's

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watching the servers spilled some fucking soda
on them or something, and their real

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time like dudes cleaning it up right
now and it needs some quick repairs which

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is probably gonna take like thirty minutes, but thirty minutes of them is hundreds

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of years. Who knows how much
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that just seems so weird to me
is there are things that are happening that

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seems like they should be so impossible, especially like the stupidity of people.

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When you think about things that you
keep discovering like it's impossible someone should be

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this dumb when I don't know man, like all the size of our brains.

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And that's why I've been so fascinated
with, say the JF thing.

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Yeah, because of the I don't
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he appears to be. Even let's
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let's just say he did not his
girlfriend. Let's say he allegedly did

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not kill any of Let's just say
allegedly like he didn't. He didn't do

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any He did exactly what he said, He just dropped her off. Like

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for guys, if you if you
haven't checked out the extra ammo, I'll

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run through it in like a minute, real quick. There's this white supremacist

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YouTuber that he likes to get around
with mentally handicapped women. One of them

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had the mind of like an eleven
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impregnate. Blah blah blah. He
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French Canadian and I think he's studied. He got a degree I think possibly

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a PhD in the United States.
He's like smart in a field. He's

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admitted, and I don't know if
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he said he's autistic. So maybe
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just it seems like it's the only
reason why I say time on time on

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time about what is what signs exactly? Well, there's what do you think

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so besides the internet signs like there's
you know, Sonic and then chronic use

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of the Internet, besides those two
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the thing for me is that Okay, yeah, I guess it's sorry I

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interrupt you. I like Sonic,
right, I like right, but I

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never looked up Sonic on the internet, right, And I think that's what

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spared me. That's all what spared
me from it. Do you think Sonic

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makes people autistic? Actually? Yes, that that is. That is true.

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That is true. That is that
is that is Yeah, an impactable.

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That is empirical evidence that has been
studied for since Sonic actually came out.

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But yeah, yeah, so that's
that's that's why, that's why,

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that's why it's like conflict is they
don't have Sonic over there, and so

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they don't have any like, they
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like, you know, genuine like
religious squabbles over Holy lands. So you

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know, I feel they don't have
sonic. They would be a lot better

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off. With sonic. They would
be more dangerous. You know, there's

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missionaries that go over and try to
spread the word of the respect of religion

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or whatever. I feel like we
probably need a hello of the one and

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only two Blue Edge Edge Edge.
These fucking dudes all dressed up like fucking

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you know, and they're in their
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what does this sonic? What the
what? I mean, let's be real,

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let's be real. Where else where
did they what is the what is

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the when you look at the should
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to say that specific terrorist organization,
We don't need to say their name,

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but when you see terrorist organizations from
that region, what do you think they're

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What is the inspiration for their gear? From their ensemble? It was based

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on Aladdin, It's based on the
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You guys are I'm sorry, I'm
sorry? What are you? Oh

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my god? This is this is
an absolutely murdered so many things together and

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said I've said some Derek and Chris. Like I've said function on this podcast,

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but that was just so I'm not
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and I am fense to that a
little bit. That's correct. I'm

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sorry, it's crazy. I mean, I mean, what funny is that

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he was like one of the you
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get active. My favorite thing about
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the idea that like the idea that
entire relation would see, would see a

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movie and be like, oh,
let's do that. Let's like like the

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orders its reverse. We're we need
to fact check that because because the thing

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is and what I mean by that
I believe you do. You need to

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fact check whether or not the Islamic
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of Latin. I want people,
I want you to look at people in

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the certain region that have engaged in
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I want people to look at pictures
of these people and then look at pishures

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after Aladdin. See terrorism before Laddin, like you couldn't prove there was like

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you like you go back and you
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superseded did not supersed a Ladin.
I guarantee you afterwards if you look up

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the Mujahadeen, right, the Mujahadeen
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were too disrupt Russia to I think, and I think they helped fight Georgia.

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If I'm getting this wrong, please
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a ship. That's not the point
of this that I'm just saying them had

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apparently the Mujadin parts of it.
Ben Laden, one of them turned into.

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Right, we know what they turned
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was the date that ben Laden was
officially labeled as a terrorist Christmas? It

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was the date after Aladdin dropped,
the day after Aladdin's Eve. Imagine because

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you imagine the imagine the day before
they're wearing like Levi's and like like Abida's

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regular like just regular T shirts,
some freaking like some fucking Dicky's T shirts.

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The next day they're dressed like they're
going to slumber parties. Could you

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imagine that? Oh? Man,
I love this so much, you know,

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I love this so fucking much because
of how like if you if you

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log onto the internet right now,
if you log on a Twitter something right

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now, and it doesn't matter what
side you take or any type of it

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does not matter. People are up
fucking set, people are upset. Yeah,

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And I just love that we it's
all jokes, it's all dir we're

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having We're having fun here. We're
not trying to round nobody up. It's

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just it's just that the internet's so
annoying right now. People people don't really

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a lot of people who don't know
enough about the situation are talking a lot

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about it. And I think we
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that we don't really know enough to
talk about this ship we get a serious

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capacity. What the why would you
want to hear our take on the We

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are not valuable. We are not
valuable voices at all. We can't change

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it. Oh, can you imagine
if if all of the strife and conflict

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in the Middle East, if there
was a headline that said, oh,

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it was resolved because this really good
episode of the snark Tank podcast just really

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it just really like, first of
all, that would look really embarrassing for

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them that it that it took that
it took this to uh to solve that

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whole thing. But no, we
gotta do it. Just fucking absurd.

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We all got to what he jobs? Man, we got what he jops

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one episode? No, what we
got crazy? That's crazy. That's taking

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a stance. So what we got
to do is where he jobs and a

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Yama over it. I mean,
I have ay job, so I don't

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get Bradley Cooper from that movie to
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whenever you get job is prosthetic noses
combined. One thing I will say.

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One thing I will say and why
not Look, Uh, I don't know.

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Uh, I'll say this. I'm
not I You're an expert. I

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need to know. If I'm going
to fight to the death for someplace,

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there better be a chiliese there better
be a Chilis in that region, because

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I'm not going to I'm not going
to war for you're talking about. Chilis

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is the absolute highest tier of mid
quality food. If you don't have chilies,

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you have, Yes, it absolutely
is. Let me tell chili.

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Chili is a tier mid Let me
tell you this. Let me listen.

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No, this is no better mid
than you guys. Remember in the summer

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when the pandemic was lifted for like
a week or two or something, Do

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you guys remember that everything shut down
again. So there was that brief moment

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where we legitimately thought it was over. Do you know where me and a

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ton of people went to go celebrate
chilies. Chilies. We were singing song

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because you guys have chimp taste,
but they were they were saying, loads

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your taste, chili song. We
were sing you like raising canes, chicken

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on Ironically, it's not bad.
It's nothing. That's not my favorite.

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That's not my favorite chicken. It's
not your old grandpa chicken. That's my

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favorite chickens, rather like petro chicks, the tongue kind of chicken. And

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that is that you might as well
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be eating raising canes. That's what
you're saying, chilis is made. It

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is like, that's giving so much
respect. You're crazy, dude. Are

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actually kind of good, brother,
They're kind of They had better than raising

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canes. I'll tell you that a
million percent flavor. But chilies just taste

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like bread there, they're nuggets.
The tastes like, oh, it tastes

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like it tastes like cuts. What
are you talking about? That's what raising

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canes taste like that raising Canes has
barely has don't have much flavor. I

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give it that, I give it. So I can't put a poll because

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I don't think there's enough people that
have had the chicken from Chilis because it's

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not their stable, right, Yeah, eating poison. That's why the chilies

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baby back ribs're really not that good, bro, not like it's not like

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real barbecue. But it's better than
Yeah, it's it's it's better than not

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having ribs. That's what's what's the
top tier of mid? I would guess

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maybe I think Chili's is actually a
great answer. I would say, Olive

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Garden. You're fucking out of your
mind. First of all, like that

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is that's kind of if are we
talking about like American food or are we

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talking about because the top tier of
like mid restaurants, there's not enough because

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all of god, that's too broad. We were talking when I'm talking when

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I'm talking about what I'm talking about, when I'm talking about Chilis, I'm

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talking about like Apple Applebee's, like
American you know, fucking like these type

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of fridays, like these establishments.
You cannot tell me the Chilies is not

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the king of those those establishments.
I kind of I'll bat, I'll bat.

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No is Australian technically, yeah,
I mean also it's also very American

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food, but like it is,
it's Australian technically, it's American. It's

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it's no Australian would go to out
back and be like, oh yeah,

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I remember though, remember what I
said? And I feel like it must

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be a curiosity thing. Where I
went to the French restaurant and there was

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a fucking French family celebrating their birthday
and I I, why are you here?

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Get out of here. That was
a good French restaurant. They probably

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wanted French food. Maybe maybe it
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Jamaicans go to Jamaican food spots like
we do. I imagine it's more out

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of curiosity, though, isn't it
like that? That's kind of like that's

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kind of how I feel like when
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I'm like, I'm curious. I
have no expectation that it's going to be

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good, but I gotta I gotta
know, and I'm yeah, it's it's

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never right here. There's one good
place out here. I stand by its

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prime prime is very good. Prime
is not bad. Prime is almost it's

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it's Joe's at the top, and
then it's and then it's Prime. But

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like, yeah, here, I
really want. Yeah, when we go

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out to Vegas, I like,
I think these niggas will like this ship.

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I'm not. I'm not like one
of the anals about pizza. I

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think. I think, like I
don't even complain. It's like complaining about

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like living in It's like complaining about
living in like an inner city, and

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like there's nowhere to play baseball.
It's like, well, yeah, there's

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buildings in Conker everywhere. You're not
gonna be able to play baseball. Like

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I don't. I don't cry about
it anymore. I'm like whatever, when

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I go to New York, I
enjoy. No one's crying about it.

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It's just it's just like true.
It's just like, yeah, okay,

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I stopped expecting anything out of it, man, like because because I don't

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know, man, I've grown.
I think that bothers me is that people

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will like come up to me and
like up to my face and be like,

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dude, I know you hate pizza
out here, but you gotta check

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this place out. I had this
guy yesterday come up to me like giving

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me advice, and he's like,
oh, yeah, man, we gotta

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you gotta go to Big Knicks Big
Knicks Pizzeria in San Pedro because I was

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taking I was taking my parents down
there to see a bunch of a bunch

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of stuff. And I was like, Okay, fine, sure, I'll

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give this place a try. And
it was good, I guess, but

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it was good. It was like
if Papa John's cared to make a good

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pizza, you know what I mean. It was. It was that kind

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of pizza done really well, and
that's good, great for you, But

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that's it's not what I'm looking for. I'm looking for the long, thin,

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crispy, fucking slice, right,
which is fine. I can find

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that. I finally, after many
years out here, I found Prime in

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Joe's and that's fine. I'm good. It's all relatively far away, but

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I can deal with that. All
we next to us. How How close

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is Prime to you? Prime is
like ten minutes away fromhere I live.

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What's the address the address of it
where I live? Of Prime? Which

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one? What's the laude? Watching
second them? I almost got him?

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He almost stocks himself on camera.
Yeah, you guys, I want to

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have guns now, so I would
go ahead, show up, please,

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please show up. Scare me Californian
with some guns. Damn, that's exciting.

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I know. I finally kill myself. Scare me, please, scare

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me, frighten me. Please.
If I showed up at your house,

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if I showed up at your house
dressed in full clown attire while you were

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asleep, and jumped on your bed
and started giggling like a madman, would

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you be able to kill me like
quicker than you would be able to tell

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it with me. I don't know. That's scared. That's a really scary

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place to be in. You know. We're like you react and you kill

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somebney like, oh my god,
it was my friend. God. It's

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like it's like that. It's like
that Punked episode where Zach Brafft beat up

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that little boys like shaking him.
He starts shaking him like a fucking baby.

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Was like ship. I was like, oh man, he's gonna kill

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him. He was handling like he
was handling that kid like a little monkey

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handles like a rabbit. You know, just complete disregard. You know what's

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crazy. Though. I've also seen
monkeys be wayed gentler with every thing to

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monkey. You know, I think
the thing is it's like they they don't

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know what anything is because they're stupid, primitive, useless animals, and so

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they'll oftentimes like cycle between like completely
reasonless gentleness and completely reasonless just brutality.

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Like I've seen people dogs like pets, and I've also seen I've also seen

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a monkey hit hit a dog with
a rock like eight times, like in

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the in the Dog with a rock
too, And I'm like, what is

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going on? Yeah, it's like
they're they're confusing. I don't like monkeys

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just drag kids up and let go
them. I'm like, why you did

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that? Like why they like?
Why did you do that? Monkey that

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steals the baby off the moped is
one of my favorite videos ever with that

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kid. He's gonna sell them on
the on the little black Market, the

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little Monkey Monkey Black Inside. Yeah, one monkey puts a baby on the

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table, Like how much? What
that's human? Like a human man cub.

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It's probably there, you don't know, can't I can't stand monkeys,

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dude. One time. Being around
monkeys for at least a little bit makes

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you really hate them. They're terrible. They're terrible creature. I don't call

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ever being around a monkey. Yeah
you do, but you don't want to

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say it, but yeah, yeah
you do. I want to say I'm

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trying to hide my money. I've
actually seen now that I think about it,

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because I'm sure i've seen one of
those. It's so funny because this,

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this is like a this feels like
a fictional thing. But I swear

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to God, I've seen in real
life those those guys with the accordions and

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the little monkey on like the unicycle. I'm I swear to God, I've

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seen that in person. I know
that feels like a relic from like in

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cartoons from like a million fucking years
ago, but I swear to God I've

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seen. I saw a monkey,
like a tiny little monkey in a vest

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in at least two thousand and three. I think I'm pretty confident with like

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a little music box. I mean, it could be like the last one,

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the last last one. Yeah,
he was the last. They shoke

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that movie. It's like the last
of the Mohicans. But like with the

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last of one of these guys,
that's exactly what I was thinking of.

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I've seen and kids one time,
and a monkey like attacked my grandma,

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my grandmother hit it with a frying
pan and threw it out. Yo,

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that's crazy, Frank. Pans are
amazing weapons. By the way, you

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taught me that the shut of a
crocodile with with one. That fat dude.

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Was that picture of that that portly
fellow. No, not no,

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not that, not that ship.
No, he doesn't even have a frying

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pad. Exactly what is up with
that ship? Man? I said,

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fr almost like a pokemon. It's
crazy. But he was eating with it.

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Then I guess an argument broke out
between him and it and he showed

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it. Who was boss? I'm
who? Like, how did how can?

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I'm sure this is AI? How
did this come about? What are

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you talking about? So? Have
you seen any of those photos of that

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big black dude, big belly,
he's got cargo cameo shows shorts on and

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he has a box of pizza and
he's slidy out of gators. He's fighting

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gators with one of them. Definitely, it's definitely AI. It's like,

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but it's there. It became like
huge to the point there's so many scenarios

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of them. Now I saw of
them was the gator and that dude shaking

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hands they put their differences aside.
I saw that one too. Yeah,

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that's the first one I saw.
Yeah, I like that. You said

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shots he put out these little shows. It's it's it's it's getting pretty funny.

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Have you seen. I don't know
if this is true. People were

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saying that you can no longer because
a being uses a specific AI, and

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so people are actually starting to use
ban now. And uh. People were

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for whatever reason, they were putting
Drake in multiple scenarios to the point where

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I guess you can't do that anymore. Yeah, they banned they banned Drake.

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Yeah, as a as a prompt. I saw so many. I

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saw him running from like a choop
of cobra in the woods, and then

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I saw him like so and then
I saw I saw something about like him

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being like this a here at type
blob. I've seen a lot of them.

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My two favorites one I just posted
were he's eating some like you know,

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AI chicken nuggets. They look like
chicken McNuggets and he is hysterically crying.

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It is the one that Wang posted. No, it's there's a little

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Asian girl crying on the street and
Drake has been down next to her,

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making the fucking racist eyes that one. I did see that one. I

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did see that one at all.
Jesus Christ. So the amount of things

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that people were doing, like,
Okay, I get why they banded I

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somebody else. There's a lot of
weird, like, look, I don't

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the idea Drake crazy. The implications
the implications of aiart is very they're all

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very concerning. However, some of
the images I can't deny. And it's

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not really so much the images themselves
so much as the idea. So it's

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still very human. It's still very
much like the idea that somebody put into

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a prompt, you know, Drake
making racist eyes at crying Asian girl,

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and that that it was willing to
do that. The premise is what's funny.

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It's not necessarily so much that an
image exists, although it does help.

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It's it's really just the fact that
somebody came up with that. But

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I love. My favorite ones that
I've seen as of late have been have

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been Shrek in Vietnam. Have you
seen these not at all? Or Shrek.

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It's Shrek crawling through bloody woodland debris
with like it's really fucking distressing.

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But there's like a lot of Shrek, Shrek crawling over fucking his frend's dead

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bodies. This is what I disturbing, Like, like so what you know,

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like what it's here, it's here. Yeah, No, I'm like,

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you have to embrace it. It's
like anything. I heard somebody make

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a really interesting point about it because
one of the reasons why a lot of

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people are upset or afraid of it
or not afraid of the wrong word.

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They don't like it because it threatens
some people's jobs, especially in the art.

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It's going to ruin a lot of
things. Absolutely, but somebody made

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a point, and undeniably I agree, even though it's like it's not nice

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to say, but it's it's the
same as when say, an obvious example

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cars, when cars started phasing out
any other modes of transportation, especially when

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it when it came to horses,
which was the main mode of modes of

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transportation back in the day, where
it put a lot of people out of

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business because that was it was one
of those things where it's like, of

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course, people are upset at the
time, of course, but it's it's

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an inevitability. And that's the unfortunate
thing about AI that it's going to mess

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with a lot of things that we
appreciate right now. And I was like,

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fuck, yeah, they're right.
Yeah, I mean the reality is

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that, Yeah, the reality is
that AI is a tool. And I

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think of it almost like a gun, you know what I mean, where

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it's like there are there are there
are places and times in appropriate times to

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use a gun, and then there
are places that are deeply, deeply inappropriate,

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and those deeply in those deeply those
deeply inappropriate uses are going to hurt

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many, many people. Yeah,
yeah, but it's but they're here,

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you know what I mean. It's
a it's a you. You can't just

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like snap your fingers and wish it
away. It is here. We're gonna

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have to deal with it, hopefully. Like my my silver lining kind of

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optimism about it is that this puts
so so so so many people out of

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work that it's kind of forced.
It kind of forces us to reevaluate like

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things like UBI and stuff like that
and just be like, oh man,

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well look man, no one's there's
a lot of people willing to work and

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no fucking jobs for them to do
anymore because robots are doing everything. How

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are we gonna like, how do
we yeah, how do we adjust to

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this new But that's like the best
that you can hope for, really,

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is that like we just kind of
understand intrinsically that like we have to just

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kind of take care of each other. Whether that happened is like, yeah,

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I think it will happen. I
think we just don't we have we

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don't. We haven't. We don't. We haven't pushed, we don't.

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We don't fight hard for the things
to fight for us as people. Now

404
00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:36.920
we've kind of lost the plot of
like this is important, let's stand up

405
00:31:36.960 --> 00:31:41.960
for it. We're like let's let's
get mad and let's all watch x QUC

406
00:31:41.160 --> 00:31:49.960
stream instead of like let's get mad, let's today is that video? So

407
00:31:51.119 --> 00:31:56.680
I know one of the thumbnails I've
seen is definitely fake of of of Charlie.

408
00:31:56.799 --> 00:32:00.920
Yeah, the screenshot that you're Charlie
being like there was like a fake

409
00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:07.240
Charlie video that said some some major
Middle East drama just dropped or something like

410
00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:12.319
that. Yeah, it looks like
he dropped like a seventeen to eighteen minute

411
00:32:12.400 --> 00:32:19.240
video talking about the conflict. And
but there is one thing that I don't

412
00:32:19.279 --> 00:32:22.640
know if it's sure or not.
I didn't verify, but x QC saying

413
00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:27.079
that I like learned about the conflicts
so you don't have to or whatever.

414
00:32:27.480 --> 00:32:30.440
Oh yeah, that's real, that's
real, that's actually real, that's actually

415
00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:35.000
really Oh my god, yet explain
it. I kind of do actually want

416
00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:38.279
to watch that. Honest as much
he thinks he's from, he's Canadian.

417
00:32:38.319 --> 00:32:43.240
Canadians usually have the worst takes about
everything, Like there's what they do,

418
00:32:43.400 --> 00:32:46.119
dude, so many so many like
they really so many, so many,

419
00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:52.119
so many grifter like political folks are
literally just Canadians, and it's very bizarre.

420
00:32:52.519 --> 00:32:57.200
They're like really obsessed about American politics
and they're these like weird Canadians that

421
00:32:57.279 --> 00:33:00.359
have no nothing is going to pack
them at all. It's very bizarre.

422
00:33:00.759 --> 00:33:04.400
It's insane, bro, get the
fuck out of here, Like you're you're

423
00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:09.240
the worst. Canna is not the
worst, but like the up I mean,

424
00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:15.200
we put fucking chili, we put
fucking fries in a bowl. Get

425
00:33:15.359 --> 00:33:20.720
fucked, bro. They just finished
killing Native Americans. That's how behind they

426
00:33:20.759 --> 00:33:23.440
are, bro. They just they
just finish. Like come on, bro,

427
00:33:23.559 --> 00:33:28.359
they just got ship hundreds of years
ago. They just did that ship

428
00:33:28.599 --> 00:33:30.279
they're doing. I mean they've been
let's let's wheel fair they've been doing all

429
00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:35.000
right, They're just people are starting
to like find out that you know,

430
00:33:35.119 --> 00:33:37.119
there's a few left over that they're
like a ship, you know, like

431
00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:40.559
but they didn't all right, they
found mass graves and stuffy they've done.

432
00:33:40.960 --> 00:33:44.319
You know, they're not as bad
as you think. Man, you got

433
00:33:45.480 --> 00:33:52.759
they're stupid. You heard I haven't
preached talk bro. The ship they're talking

434
00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:55.200
about. The ship they're talking about
goes over their head. The ship that

435
00:33:55.240 --> 00:33:59.960
they're speaking current. It's like,
yo, y'all are stupid? Y'all are

436
00:34:00.960 --> 00:34:02.680
you want to talk about? Like
that's the whole thing about I mean,

437
00:34:04.559 --> 00:34:07.839
that's where JF is from. He's
from Canada, Like that is it?

438
00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:10.639
Is? This this guy? And
then if I watch a lot of true

439
00:34:10.679 --> 00:34:15.280
crime podcast stuff I've been watching recently, but when I like get on my

440
00:34:15.480 --> 00:34:22.280
my benches or whatever, there are
a stupid amount of cases that are in

441
00:34:22.480 --> 00:34:27.400
Canada. There is an unusual amount
of like I didn't kill somebody, Okay,

442
00:34:27.440 --> 00:34:31.920
I guess they're just they're so I
don't I don't understand, and you

443
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:37.880
know, I gotta there are some
people that are probably gonna be some people

444
00:34:37.920 --> 00:34:42.719
that are probably on a spectrum that
I was about to start coming through like

445
00:34:42.800 --> 00:34:45.559
who JF is just a little bit, we're a little bit of context and

446
00:34:45.599 --> 00:34:50.280
I didn't finish, and I imagine
that is really irritating because it's like,

447
00:34:50.519 --> 00:34:55.480
what the like, Well, so
real quick, JF White sprinter streamer.

448
00:34:55.559 --> 00:34:58.880
You may not have heard of him, but he also if you're aware of

449
00:34:58.960 --> 00:35:01.480
the commentary side of YouTube, you
might have ran into him because he was

450
00:35:01.480 --> 00:35:05.199
streaming with Andy Warski. If you
know who we are, there's a chance

451
00:35:05.239 --> 00:35:07.280
you know who Andy Worski is,
right, So they were making that sweet

452
00:35:07.280 --> 00:35:12.320
white supremacist money. So all we're
gonna do is fast forward. This guy

453
00:35:12.519 --> 00:35:16.159
is autistic and French goes hand in
hand and he started, uh, he

454
00:35:16.239 --> 00:35:22.880
started dating these mentally challenged girls.
Dated one that they called Mama JF.

455
00:35:22.960 --> 00:35:27.239
Who is it? She is not
well? All of a sudden, fast

456
00:35:27.280 --> 00:35:31.000
forward to just a little while ago. It turns out Mama Jeff is missing,

457
00:35:31.239 --> 00:35:35.519
right, She's been missing, missing
for four months. She's been missing

458
00:35:35.599 --> 00:35:38.960
since June. And he said he
didn't say nothing, and he just keeps

459
00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:45.480
his story. It keeps bouncing around
about saying she is resourceful, she is

460
00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:51.719
like a Zeta seven, She is
really good at traveler, and I dropped

461
00:35:51.719 --> 00:35:55.119
her off a gas station and she
went on a trip. That's his thing.

462
00:35:55.199 --> 00:35:59.599
You just said he dropped her off
and she's now doing her thing.

463
00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:05.920
But then at the same time he
says, well, she's been planning this

464
00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:07.639
for a long time. But then
at the same time, oh, she

465
00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:12.440
kind of left miraculously. She did
this before, and I wasn't sure if

466
00:36:12.480 --> 00:36:13.920
she was gonna come back or not. And I was like, oh,

467
00:36:13.960 --> 00:36:16.760
wait, wait, so which one
was it. He also cleaned his apartment

468
00:36:17.159 --> 00:36:22.760
completely, completely sterilized his apartment,
changed all of the plastering walls, cleaned

469
00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:27.440
everything out, So it sounds like
he was sure that she was never coming

470
00:36:27.480 --> 00:36:30.199
back. But then he also says, oh, I'm not sure if she's

471
00:36:30.199 --> 00:36:34.079
coming back or not, and it
is crazy. I'm not gonna go through

472
00:36:34.119 --> 00:36:37.119
all of it. Guys, there's
plenty of streams and people talking about it

473
00:36:37.199 --> 00:36:38.760
that if you're really interested it.
We also talked about it in our Deep

474
00:36:38.840 --> 00:36:42.320
Dive in Extrammo. But like Chris
mentioned at the top of the show,

475
00:36:43.320 --> 00:36:50.320
but I cannot and this stems to
me saying we're in a simulation. I

476
00:36:50.920 --> 00:36:57.920
cannot accept what this guy's doing as
it is. It is top. It

477
00:36:58.079 --> 00:37:01.519
is what is above s tire?
Is it think above as tears? There

478
00:37:01.559 --> 00:37:07.320
is nothing stupid or that. I
cannot believe what he's doing. I can't

479
00:37:07.360 --> 00:37:10.440
believe what he's doing. He keeps
He's been on multiple streams. In every

480
00:37:10.519 --> 00:37:14.599
stream that he goes on, he
has like a different version of something that

481
00:37:14.760 --> 00:37:17.599
happened. And I don't understand if
he has a lawyer. I don't know

482
00:37:17.639 --> 00:37:21.039
anything about this guy, like his
background, but if he has a lawyer,

483
00:37:21.239 --> 00:37:24.639
this lawyer probably killed himself. That
guy is overworked. That buddy is

484
00:37:24.719 --> 00:37:29.840
overworked. He probably he didn't just
drop him as a client. I think

485
00:37:29.880 --> 00:37:32.320
he just just just I think he
just often like he's like this is too

486
00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:36.679
much. I can't deal with this
anymore as a legal advisor. This is

487
00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:38.119
the craziest thing I've ever seen.
I just don't want to be alive anymore.

488
00:37:38.119 --> 00:37:45.079
And then the poor guy's just he's
just sitting there just it's I can't

489
00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:49.280
handle this, bro. That's why
I felt like, say, imagine Trump's

490
00:37:49.360 --> 00:37:52.719
lawyers, all right, but now
imagine Trump's lawyers times a thousand, because

491
00:37:52.760 --> 00:37:53.920
that's that's basically what it is.
Because Trump does a bunch of shit where

492
00:37:53.920 --> 00:37:57.800
it's like, oh my god,
I can't believe. I can't believe you're

493
00:37:57.840 --> 00:38:00.679
doing this. Stop doing this.
Please. Used to think out about Trump,

494
00:38:00.719 --> 00:38:02.679
and then I was like, nah, he don't care. He don't

495
00:38:02.719 --> 00:38:06.960
care. I don't I don't think
he cares because I think his for Trump,

496
00:38:07.199 --> 00:38:10.679
his his behavior has only gotten him
further in life. Can you guys?

497
00:38:10.920 --> 00:38:13.800
Can you guys see your favorite and
click though, like I sent you

498
00:38:13.880 --> 00:38:16.320
in the in the chat, what
you got, I just got a little

499
00:38:16.360 --> 00:38:22.079
something. Oh no, he found
something weird. Oh my fucking god.

500
00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:30.159
He's crying. I feel so bad. He's crying. Due. It took

501
00:38:30.199 --> 00:38:32.159
me a while to find it too. I was like, I was like

502
00:38:32.320 --> 00:38:36.760
scouring, I was scouring. Yeah, yeah, I saw that. You

503
00:38:36.840 --> 00:38:39.159
were pretty uh ew if you scroll
down, you see the next one.

504
00:38:40.559 --> 00:38:45.599
Oh the Mario running no no,
no Oka, the one that showing up

505
00:38:45.599 --> 00:38:49.679
for me is he's just shitting everywhere. Oh yeah, it's him. It's

506
00:38:49.760 --> 00:38:53.159
him shitting all over where is that? It's just in the replies, like

507
00:38:53.320 --> 00:38:57.199
scrolled, scroll all the way down
and you'll see it. It's it's him

508
00:38:57.280 --> 00:39:04.000
screaming and shipping. That's what happens, man, Sometimes that happens. That's

509
00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:07.880
just what happened. Sometimes that happens. I've never just shot like that in

510
00:39:07.960 --> 00:39:10.400
my life. Am I weird?
You've never You've never shot all over your

511
00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:16.440
legs and screamed over like definitely laid
down, got really upset, cried and

512
00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:28.360
shot myself. But never how many
days ago? Don't worry. I don't

513
00:39:28.400 --> 00:39:32.880
worry about it. Definitely, definitely, definitely less than a moon ago.

514
00:39:35.639 --> 00:39:42.280
You know what I've been wanting to
find. There's this there's this picture that

515
00:39:42.400 --> 00:39:45.880
you liked for I don't remember why, but it was like I think you

516
00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:50.840
see like some chick's legs and like
her like nails or some ship. And

517
00:39:50.920 --> 00:39:53.440
then people were saying it was you. I don't know if you remember this

518
00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:57.920
ship. There's a picture that I've
been wanting to find for it because this

519
00:39:58.079 --> 00:40:00.840
was I don't remember when this was, but like for whatever reason you liked

520
00:40:00.880 --> 00:40:04.360
it for I don't know, some
comedic purposes. And then you know,

521
00:40:04.400 --> 00:40:08.239
it shows up on people's feeds and
people were like they saw it because it

522
00:40:09.119 --> 00:40:12.519
shows up in the news feeds and
people were asking if it was you.

523
00:40:13.280 --> 00:40:19.280
It was directly it was clearly some
like some black ladies, like like her

524
00:40:19.400 --> 00:40:22.000
nails or something. But I was
like, how the fuck do I find

525
00:40:22.119 --> 00:40:27.079
this? I want to find there
was this thing. So yesterday I was

526
00:40:27.159 --> 00:40:30.440
talking about dragon Ball Z on Twitter
and Chris tweeted at me, you're gay,

527
00:40:31.000 --> 00:40:36.599
right, So that I tweeted under
him you and it's this video that

528
00:40:36.679 --> 00:40:40.400
looks like mister bees is beating off
just out of camera. I thought that's

529
00:40:40.440 --> 00:40:46.559
what that was. Party was like. Party looked at that and was like,

530
00:40:47.000 --> 00:40:55.880
is that mister I couldn't quite tell. So funny he's just out of

531
00:40:57.039 --> 00:41:00.679
camera, and I'm like, what
is he doing over there tweeting a dragon

532
00:41:00.760 --> 00:41:04.159
Ball anyway? Why are you?
Yeah? What about dragon Ball? Now?

533
00:41:04.760 --> 00:41:07.320
I was talking about dragon Ball because
me, we're just having people,

534
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:09.760
you know, we are nerds and
anime fans going to arguing about stupid ship

535
00:41:09.840 --> 00:41:15.400
that isn't real, you know,
the usual. I can't imagine people fighting

536
00:41:15.920 --> 00:41:29.960
over ship that isn't real. Stop
is real? Head trauma trauma that's good,

537
00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:36.039
that bothers me. Trauma trauma trauma
that hits close to home. Because

538
00:41:36.039 --> 00:41:38.199
Goku does have head trauma. Yeah
for sure, Yeah, literally, that's

539
00:41:38.239 --> 00:41:42.719
what that's what That's what it translates
to. I think we does have brain

540
00:41:42.800 --> 00:41:47.800
damage. Damn. How has anybody
made a an animated short of Oh what

541
00:41:47.920 --> 00:41:52.599
happened if he didn't hit his head? Yeah, that was like one of

542
00:41:52.599 --> 00:41:55.079
the more that was one of the
more famous things that I think I've seen,

543
00:41:57.320 --> 00:42:00.039
Like, oh, like what if
Goku didn't or I think it's like

544
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:04.440
what if Vegeta and Goku swapped,
so Vegeta was like the good guy and

545
00:42:05.320 --> 00:42:08.519
and uh Goku came with his brother
and all that stuff is cool. Yeah,

546
00:42:08.559 --> 00:42:12.400
I imagine. So I just I
just I've never seen a person like

547
00:42:12.760 --> 00:42:15.239
never hit his head. He would
have just went to earth. Well,

548
00:42:15.320 --> 00:42:17.559
no, he wasn't. He wasn't
strong enough. Has a baby, so

549
00:42:17.760 --> 00:42:22.159
like we would like Grandpa would probably
been able to kill him if he would

550
00:42:22.199 --> 00:42:27.320
have kept growing up brutally. But
like if Grandpa Bahan was dead, also,

551
00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:30.199
Roastie would have too. I feel
like it would have just ate him

552
00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:32.239
like he would have like he would
have Grandpa would have been like, Hey,

553
00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:36.000
this fucking thing sucks, let's eat
it. He would have put his

554
00:42:36.039 --> 00:42:37.360
whole arm in his mouth and sucked
it out, and then it would just

555
00:42:37.400 --> 00:42:45.519
be bones went up to him,
ripped his face clean off, like naked

556
00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:52.880
it off, gross, just like
real come like He's like, oh,

557
00:42:52.960 --> 00:42:54.079
look at that, walks off to
it, ripped his face off. Everybody's

558
00:42:54.119 --> 00:42:59.920
like and then credits and then roach. She's like, yo, that was

559
00:43:00.079 --> 00:43:01.199
a kid. I know you want
to fuck him after I'm done, and

560
00:43:01.239 --> 00:43:09.599
then it would have been episode WHOA, Like wow, that's uh, this

561
00:43:09.719 --> 00:43:19.920
is a different show. Good.
Oh look I just saw I never used

562
00:43:19.960 --> 00:43:22.960
that for you page, but it
default when I just checked on on on

563
00:43:23.360 --> 00:43:29.119
on mobile or not mobile, the
desktop, and it shows you were trying

564
00:43:29.239 --> 00:43:37.280
to what's her name just pearly things
where she thin women are hotter than curvy

565
00:43:37.320 --> 00:43:44.000
women. I'm just like her.
Her fucking slap like a lot he slapped

566
00:43:44.360 --> 00:43:49.519
out of her. There is something
that compels me that I want to like

567
00:43:50.079 --> 00:43:52.400
when you look at her, I
want to shake her. I don't know,

568
00:43:52.599 --> 00:43:57.559
like I have this weird feeling that
I want to like, you know,

569
00:43:57.840 --> 00:44:00.639
like, oh, there there's a
gift. This is the best way

570
00:44:00.639 --> 00:44:06.159
I can describe this. There's a
gift of from the the the cartoon Mega

571
00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:12.000
Man show. And when you push
doctor light is possessed, right and yeah,

572
00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:15.800
when he just pushes, like just
throws her down. And I have

573
00:44:15.920 --> 00:44:19.840
this weird compulsion where like when I
if I saw, I want to just

574
00:44:19.960 --> 00:44:22.320
push her. I wanted. She's
a very pushable person, she really is.

575
00:44:22.960 --> 00:44:25.360
I don't know, man, she's
just bizarre. I know she's I

576
00:44:25.480 --> 00:44:28.679
know, I know it's a grift. I get it again, it's all

577
00:44:28.719 --> 00:44:30.599
engagement and all that stuff. But
it's just like, I don't but she's

578
00:44:30.719 --> 00:44:35.760
so weird. It's such weird.
Yeah, she's not convincing that it.

579
00:44:35.880 --> 00:44:37.920
Nobody likes her, even in her
own like sphere. I don't think she's

580
00:44:38.000 --> 00:44:43.760
really respected at all. She's I
just don't. I don't understand what the

581
00:44:44.000 --> 00:44:45.920
point is. I don't like her. I don't like her. It's she

582
00:44:46.039 --> 00:44:50.639
makes me magat as a vagina and
like she says something about the vagina havers

583
00:44:50.920 --> 00:44:53.800
and that makes me upset because my
daughter's gonna have and that makes me deal

584
00:44:53.800 --> 00:44:58.599
with people like her, you know, right. I saw that that documentary

585
00:44:58.760 --> 00:45:02.559
that I think it was j Aubrey. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, it

586
00:45:04.519 --> 00:45:07.039
confirmed what a lot of people speculated. Because I did. I didn't care

587
00:45:07.159 --> 00:45:12.360
to look into her, so glad
lucky he did the work. Great job.

588
00:45:12.880 --> 00:45:17.599
And yeah, she's exactly low self
esteem just anything uh that humiliation almost

589
00:45:17.599 --> 00:45:22.079
like a humiliation fetish at this point
because it's the worst grifting out of any

590
00:45:22.119 --> 00:45:27.000
of the grifters. It's not,
you know, there's there's standard grifting,

591
00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:30.599
like a grifting like what's her name, Cannis Owens, where she does it

592
00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:32.880
convincingly enough to where people kind of
forgot that she was a grifter, like

593
00:45:32.960 --> 00:45:37.320
they think that she just kind of
fit in. And then there was like

594
00:45:37.480 --> 00:45:40.920
shitty grifting like the quartering, to
the point where he's he's fine with grifting,

595
00:45:40.960 --> 00:45:44.199
but at the same time, I
think he doesn't fully understand what he's

596
00:45:44.239 --> 00:45:47.760
doing, Like he just took ah
there's a Nazi book publisher called him that

597
00:45:49.800 --> 00:45:54.000
and he wanted no idea that he
took a sponsorship from them, from an

598
00:45:54.000 --> 00:45:59.079
antelope pill. Uh. They're they're
yeah, they're literally you know, and

599
00:45:59.199 --> 00:46:01.199
it's marketing and it's so so hold
on, let me let me paint the

600
00:46:01.199 --> 00:46:07.000
story a little bit. So it's
a website that it's a website that specializes

601
00:46:07.599 --> 00:46:14.920
in selling banned books basically or like
controversial material is what they they refer to

602
00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:21.400
it, right, But the issue
is it's it's all just right with it's

603
00:46:21.519 --> 00:46:24.159
all Nazi shit, like it's not
you're not finding like the communist manifesto,

604
00:46:24.239 --> 00:46:30.000
which is also very controversial. You're
not finding like Marxist literature or anything like

605
00:46:30.039 --> 00:46:34.679
that or any other it's it's just
Nazis, just fascist material, yeah,

606
00:46:35.119 --> 00:46:38.719
Nazi. It's literally just it's just
Nazi stuff. And which is like,

607
00:46:38.800 --> 00:46:43.559
which is unfortunate, because the premise
of having an online retial that's specifically that

608
00:46:43.679 --> 00:46:49.119
specifically deals in controversial material only is
actually a good idea. It's wasted.

609
00:46:49.280 --> 00:46:52.599
It's completely wasted, like things that
would be banned or book burned, you

610
00:46:52.679 --> 00:46:55.960
know, metaphorically book burd that people
don't want you to read or stuff like

611
00:46:57.360 --> 00:47:00.840
important stuff in history. But like
Chris said, and then if you looked

612
00:47:00.840 --> 00:47:05.000
at their social media, there's a
fight because I actually started looking at social

613
00:47:05.000 --> 00:47:07.199
media. Yeah, there's oh,
just birthday shout out. You can get

614
00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:10.639
a discount code on Hitler's birthday,
Like, oh, it's a boy's birthday.

615
00:47:10.760 --> 00:47:14.880
It's like that type of dumb shit
that they're posting. And and then

616
00:47:14.920 --> 00:47:17.159
if you look into the people that
started it, they have a whole line

617
00:47:17.199 --> 00:47:22.519
of a whole footprint of that.
Yeah, they're they're just racist. And

618
00:47:22.559 --> 00:47:27.440
and it's one of the things where
recording didn't do like two seconds of research.

619
00:47:27.519 --> 00:47:29.320
We're just like, oh, let
me look into these people. Let

620
00:47:29.360 --> 00:47:31.760
me just he didn't it didn't matter, or he didn't or he did and

621
00:47:31.840 --> 00:47:36.079
didn't care because he understands that.
I don't think he's that smart. I

622
00:47:36.199 --> 00:47:39.000
really don't. I don't think I
think I really don't. I think he's

623
00:47:39.039 --> 00:47:43.800
a good business person and like he
has a I guess a successful coffee company,

624
00:47:43.880 --> 00:47:46.719
and he obviously his YouTube channels growing
and all this ship Like he knows

625
00:47:46.760 --> 00:47:51.280
what to do, he knows what
people to reach. But as far as

626
00:47:51.440 --> 00:47:54.079
like, uh, if you know, like you can be an idiot and

627
00:47:54.719 --> 00:47:59.760
a massive audience and actually run businesses, Okay, even if you know what

628
00:47:59.760 --> 00:48:02.880
I'm saying. But the finer I
know, I know firsthand that you can

629
00:48:02.920 --> 00:48:09.239
be an idiot and amassive audience.
Yeah, turn out to Christ, up

630
00:48:09.280 --> 00:48:14.000
to you, to you. I
mean right, it's not that. It's

631
00:48:14.039 --> 00:48:15.440
just yeah, if you have drive, you know, and and power.

632
00:48:16.079 --> 00:48:22.199
Uh, if if you devoured,
you're gonna get what you need. And

633
00:48:22.559 --> 00:48:24.880
yeah, it's about big. It's
about big, it's about biggest, about

634
00:48:25.960 --> 00:48:37.039
let's just get the about Penis.
Pen Let's let's brofraid. I'm still I'm

635
00:48:37.039 --> 00:48:39.119
getting killed by the rock, Dude, I'm still I'm still looking like,

636
00:48:39.239 --> 00:48:45.280
wow, Wow, you're you're Derek
right. He's gonna kill you. He's

637
00:48:45.320 --> 00:48:49.519
gonna grab you, put his head
rip. You would happen before you know.

638
00:48:49.599 --> 00:48:54.599
You gotta say Obama one thousand.
He's gonna kill you in the only

639
00:48:55.000 --> 00:48:59.840
and the only way the rock knows
how. He's gonna use his special his

640
00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:08.079
special ability where he hits you with
a big rock. Yeah. That's that's

641
00:49:08.079 --> 00:49:14.199
why he's That's why that's his name. He gave. He gets the rock,

642
00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:15.760
like you know, he reaches into
his inventory. He presses a right

643
00:49:15.840 --> 00:49:21.199
D pad and then it equips the
rock like out of nowhere. In video

644
00:49:21.239 --> 00:49:22.679
games, if you're like the Hulk
or something, you could pick up a

645
00:49:22.760 --> 00:49:25.199
rock out of the ground, even
if you're in the top floor of like

646
00:49:25.280 --> 00:49:30.800
a like a glass. It's like
that. Or he'll like you just reach

647
00:49:30.880 --> 00:49:35.360
down to the ground, pull out
even if you are on on like an

648
00:49:35.480 --> 00:49:43.840
iceberg. He will reach into the
ground, pull out rock and pummel you

649
00:49:43.960 --> 00:49:45.960
to death of it. That's that's
what it will do. I love the

650
00:49:46.039 --> 00:49:49.639
idea of the rock hitting you and
he with a rock and there's just a

651
00:49:49.920 --> 00:49:53.360
huge wet mark on the Rock afterwards, like the Rocks has got a big

652
00:49:53.760 --> 00:50:00.880
wet spot on it. Wet.
I love it. I'm just picturing the

653
00:50:01.639 --> 00:50:06.559
hypercombo, the gamma wave, the
whole picture that I'm just picturing. That

654
00:50:09.480 --> 00:50:15.840
was the Hulk was bugging in that
game so much in the space and got

655
00:50:15.880 --> 00:50:22.599
a meteor broke in that game.
Crazy. Did he saw that? Clapping

656
00:50:22.679 --> 00:50:25.480
you? He was doggy kicking you. He was going, He's sick,

657
00:50:25.559 --> 00:50:30.440
dude. I love him. And
did you guys ever play The Incredible Hulk

658
00:50:30.559 --> 00:50:37.199
Ultimate Destruction? Of course I didn't. Ultimate Destruction was fucking sick. If

659
00:50:37.199 --> 00:50:38.639
you ever played Prototype, it was
basically that. I think it was the

660
00:50:38.679 --> 00:50:42.679
same. I think it was the
same studio, but with the Hulk,

661
00:50:42.800 --> 00:50:45.719
so instead of like you know,
whatever Prototype was, it was the Hulk

662
00:50:45.760 --> 00:50:50.360
and you were just going around smashing
ship. You could pick up buses and

663
00:50:50.679 --> 00:50:54.719
wear them as gloves and and just
beat up everything around. It was so

664
00:50:54.920 --> 00:51:04.760
fucking sick. Prototype Remastered Rock again. Man, we need more Prototype for

665
00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:07.719
sure. Any time I know we're
get into Infamous, we need a Prototype

666
00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:15.360
live action movie that that goes into
the deep lore of Alex Mercer and his

667
00:51:15.559 --> 00:51:20.000
quest for the Prototype. I don't
remember what the history name it, so

668
00:51:20.079 --> 00:51:23.559
it sounds like he's a secret agent. I hate like it's it's it's one

669
00:51:23.599 --> 00:51:27.119
of those names. I'm Alex Mercer
and I'm like, shut the fuck up,

670
00:51:27.159 --> 00:51:32.880
dude. It is very it is
very much like it's badass that it's

671
00:51:34.000 --> 00:51:37.360
unbelievable that anybody would be named that, right, and it's like, not

672
00:51:37.519 --> 00:51:42.719
him. He wasn't special before he
got the mutation ship was he was a

673
00:51:42.800 --> 00:51:45.440
scientist? He wasn't. But that's
not But that's what I mean, Like

674
00:51:45.480 --> 00:51:49.000
he wasn't like say Sam Fisher,
you know what I'm saying, Like he's

675
00:51:49.039 --> 00:51:52.599
not like, he's not like Alex. That's that type of name, Alex

676
00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:55.320
Mercer and I'm like, that's not
what you name some fucking nerd, like

677
00:51:55.400 --> 00:51:58.920
get the fuck out of here.
Should have been Simon Miller or something,

678
00:51:59.199 --> 00:52:05.039
I mean, hoodie on And it
was so man, I don't care.

679
00:52:05.639 --> 00:52:08.840
That was so cool. Prototype is
awesome for like a multitude reason, but

680
00:52:08.920 --> 00:52:16.360
that was that was my ultimate I'm
convinced Prototype probably Oh man, I should

681
00:52:16.360 --> 00:52:21.559
be careful when I say this.
I'll put it this way. I think

682
00:52:22.239 --> 00:52:28.119
there are shootings that did not happen
because of prototype. Yeah, definitely those

683
00:52:28.199 --> 00:52:31.679
kind of games saved lives for sure. Absolutely that game was such a blowoff

684
00:52:31.760 --> 00:52:36.239
Steam game for me that I can't
even tell you, like I love that

685
00:52:36.320 --> 00:52:51.599
game was like that I came into
school every single day with the honestly people

686
00:52:51.639 --> 00:52:57.079
talking about people. Oh my god, this reminds me. This reminds me

687
00:52:57.159 --> 00:53:00.239
of Uh. First of all,
I find it like high school was actually

688
00:53:00.239 --> 00:53:05.360
pretty fun for me, Like I
was fine having good time. But uh,

689
00:53:06.559 --> 00:53:09.280
this reminds me of that story.
Have you seen this this So this

690
00:53:09.480 --> 00:53:16.239
guy he's on YouTube and he he
he does these mental health things, right,

691
00:53:16.840 --> 00:53:20.760
He's like a mental health not guru
or something, but he focuses on

692
00:53:20.840 --> 00:53:23.960
mental health consecration. I'm not going
to name him because I don't really remember

693
00:53:24.039 --> 00:53:29.760
his name first off, and also
I I don't want to I don't want

694
00:53:29.800 --> 00:53:32.639
to attract the gyre of this guy. But so, there's this guy.

695
00:53:32.719 --> 00:53:36.840
He's like a really nice guy.
He has this whole story about how he

696
00:53:36.960 --> 00:53:40.159
how he came on to TikTok,
right, how he was a shooter.

697
00:53:42.079 --> 00:53:47.719
Well, yeah, and he went
into school. He went to school with

698
00:53:47.800 --> 00:53:52.719
a gun and he was like and
in the video on TikTok, he served

699
00:53:52.760 --> 00:53:55.800
prison time like for like many many
years, and so he's back on and

700
00:53:55.840 --> 00:53:59.880
he's now doing like a social media
and he's like, you know, doing

701
00:54:00.559 --> 00:54:02.199
doing the good person bit, which
like, I look, I don't know

702
00:54:02.679 --> 00:54:06.599
how bad. I don't know if
that's real or not. I fucking have

703
00:54:06.719 --> 00:54:08.920
no idea. It could be totally
legit whatever. But like in the video,

704
00:54:09.000 --> 00:54:14.559
he goes, yeah, like I
was just so angry and I went

705
00:54:14.639 --> 00:54:16.679
to school with a gun. I
didn't want to kill anybody. I just

706
00:54:16.840 --> 00:54:20.559
wanted to die. So the idea
was that he wanted to pose a threat

707
00:54:20.599 --> 00:54:22.440
to the school so the cops would
kill him. But he was like wrestled

708
00:54:22.559 --> 00:54:29.639
by like faculty or whatever. Right, But like there's like news reports about

709
00:54:29.639 --> 00:54:31.360
how he he didn't kill I don't
think he killed anybody, but he shot

710
00:54:31.440 --> 00:54:38.800
at a guy I thought. So
what happened is afterwards, after he was

711
00:54:38.880 --> 00:54:44.639
released, a black person came after
him, and I think he did kill

712
00:54:44.679 --> 00:54:46.119
people. I get me wrong.
I think he did kill people. And

713
00:54:46.239 --> 00:54:49.119
like I didn't hear that at all. I don't know what the fuck you're

714
00:54:49.119 --> 00:54:51.800
talking about. God, this is
real. This is real. That guy

715
00:54:51.880 --> 00:54:57.599
knows on TikTok, I saw it. Some guy tried to kill him because

716
00:54:57.599 --> 00:55:02.039
he was a school shooter. And
what happened is that the guy that tried

717
00:55:02.079 --> 00:55:08.360
to kill him got arrested and got
more time than he did for shooting up

718
00:55:08.400 --> 00:55:15.599
a school actually not kidding the guy
that was that. You're trying to say

719
00:55:15.639 --> 00:55:21.800
that relation to the actual incident,
Well, well the point is, like

720
00:55:22.320 --> 00:55:24.440
that's the thing. It's like,
he didn't he it's he didn't massacre like

721
00:55:24.440 --> 00:55:28.559
a bunch of people. He didn't
kill anybody. He shot one person.

722
00:55:29.920 --> 00:55:32.320
What happened. I know one person
got shot because the gun went off and

723
00:55:32.400 --> 00:55:35.679
hit the dude in the leg.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly,

724
00:55:36.400 --> 00:55:38.960
I remember that. I remember that
now. Yeah. But so now this

725
00:55:39.079 --> 00:55:43.000
dude is just on. It's so
weird because he's just on TikTok now,

726
00:55:43.280 --> 00:55:46.679
and I don't know what to make
of that really, like like you know,

727
00:55:46.920 --> 00:55:50.760
you know what, So I here's
the thing. I feel like there's

728
00:55:50.800 --> 00:55:53.559
plenty of people. I know someone
personally that went to jail for eleven years

729
00:55:53.559 --> 00:55:58.840
for attempted murder and he turned his
life around. I know it is possible

730
00:55:58.880 --> 00:56:02.840
for ability. So I know this
guy, right, and so it is

731
00:56:02.920 --> 00:56:06.360
possible. But this guy, though, and the way that he's going about

732
00:56:06.400 --> 00:56:08.960
it like being on tiktopic, not
like because there's plenty of people who go

733
00:56:09.239 --> 00:56:15.280
to seminars, they work with organizations
and they do they give speeches, they

734
00:56:15.360 --> 00:56:17.320
go to places, they do the
real work. They don't fucking get on

735
00:56:17.400 --> 00:56:21.280
TikTok and be like look at me. And here's another thing that that really

736
00:56:21.360 --> 00:56:23.400
kind of made me that one thousand
percent turned me off of this dude.

737
00:56:24.039 --> 00:56:28.039
Or he was trying to say like
oh he was. It was one of

738
00:56:28.039 --> 00:56:30.880
those things where its like there's white
there's racism against whites too, And then

739
00:56:30.920 --> 00:56:34.920
he talks about the story of like
this black dude with the sword, that

740
00:56:36.480 --> 00:56:39.199
that's what it was. That the
same guy I thought maybe you were talking

741
00:56:39.199 --> 00:56:43.280
about the guy he shows these cuts
on his arm. I'm laughing because just

742
00:56:43.360 --> 00:56:49.960
thinking of this dude to get him
with the sword, yo, the same

743
00:56:50.119 --> 00:56:53.360
red rag on his eyes. He's
like I can't see if I can see

744
00:56:53.400 --> 00:56:58.320
him, well I'll get Do you
guys remember the case? Do you remember

745
00:56:58.320 --> 00:57:05.360
that? Do you remember that story? Sixteen? Yeah? I remember that

746
00:57:05.599 --> 00:57:09.840
so well because I think of the
the meme that we shot where like I

747
00:57:09.920 --> 00:57:15.679
was swinging the sword and I was
like white su premises remember remember remember during

748
00:57:15.760 --> 00:57:20.920
COVID when there was this white guy
like talking was like, it doesn't matter

749
00:57:21.039 --> 00:57:24.320
what skin color you are, We're
all in words. And then they ordered

750
00:57:24.400 --> 00:57:32.000
him and they attacked him. I
forgot, we're all inwards. And then

751
00:57:32.039 --> 00:57:37.440
what happened is the whole crowd they
just it looked like World War Z.

752
00:57:37.800 --> 00:57:40.519
They that is all the fun.
Then there was some guy with a mown

753
00:57:40.679 --> 00:57:44.519
arrow during COVID too. I don't
know if he was the same guy or

754
00:57:44.559 --> 00:57:47.079
not. Right, we did that. That was we talked about that story

755
00:57:47.239 --> 00:57:52.079
and and that one of the some
somebody in our audience animated with legos.

756
00:57:52.039 --> 00:57:54.800
It was it, Oh yeah,
that was the lego. That was like

757
00:57:54.880 --> 00:58:00.239
the lego or nothing lego? Was
it? It was like action animation about

758
00:58:00.280 --> 00:58:07.440
the guy being dude, do the
animated people on fucking fire back then?

759
00:58:08.039 --> 00:58:13.880
What? Yeah? We we.
That actually kind of just made me realize

760
00:58:13.920 --> 00:58:21.039
how yeah that was like a man
do man? I really want to appeal

761
00:58:21.079 --> 00:58:23.960
to these motherfuckers because that was that
was so cool animators in general, that

762
00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:27.960
yeah, animators are awesome, big
shout out. And that's the thing,

763
00:58:28.159 --> 00:58:30.320
you know what, And that's actually
a good point of the finding these people

764
00:58:30.360 --> 00:58:34.400
and asking them if we could also
share their work on our plant, on

765
00:58:34.440 --> 00:58:37.039
our social medias so we can kind
of like maybe get that whole like a

766
00:58:37.079 --> 00:58:43.960
new renaissance of that ship man,
because it was crazy. Did we saw

767
00:58:44.000 --> 00:58:47.960
that? All right? Whatever,
let's move on, let's move on,

768
00:58:49.280 --> 00:58:52.559
let's get let's get some questions.
All right, Yeah, we're good.

769
00:58:52.960 --> 00:58:57.360
I tried to do this like thirty
minutes ago. Yeah, I'm putting out

770
00:58:57.440 --> 00:58:59.599
shirt. I'm putting that. That's
that's gonna be one of our new merchants.

771
00:58:59.639 --> 00:59:07.000
Before you mojave scribe brought in,
he says, returning patron and previous

772
00:59:07.119 --> 00:59:09.639
question ask her here. I had
to cancel my patreon. Do you gaggle

773
00:59:09.719 --> 00:59:15.360
of you gaggle of ethnics after my
job shut down because the chief financial officer

774
00:59:15.480 --> 00:59:22.280
fucking killed himself by jumping off a
New York skyscraper. That's fucking dope.

775
00:59:24.519 --> 00:59:28.159
Did you love her? What are
you? Were you happy? I mean

776
00:59:28.199 --> 00:59:30.239
what you were probably mad about the
job? Well, so he was,

777
00:59:30.400 --> 00:59:32.280
well, so he said, So
imagine my surprise when these newer episodes have

778
00:59:32.360 --> 00:59:36.400
adds for my old company, bed
Bath and beyond. Good to be back.

779
00:59:36.800 --> 00:59:43.480
Sorry for the sorry for the non
question, totally worth it. That's

780
00:59:43.639 --> 00:59:45.719
excellent. That is how real?
Is it? Have been? Bath and

781
00:59:45.800 --> 00:59:58.280
beyond? Uh n y c uh
suicide? I like, what the hell?

782
00:59:58.360 --> 01:00:01.199
Yeah, it's a real wow.
Look at that from the from the

783
01:00:01.280 --> 01:00:08.519
Tribeca building. That's the Jenger,
that's the that's the tower one. That's

784
01:00:08.599 --> 01:00:15.440
crazy. That's that's nuts. That's
crazy. I love it, bro I

785
01:00:15.519 --> 01:00:17.280
mean, I don't love that he
died, but like I love that.

786
01:00:17.400 --> 01:00:22.880
That's a crazy building to jump from, man, because you don't even know

787
01:00:22.920 --> 01:00:23.400
if you're gonna make it to the
end, you know, if you're gonna

788
01:00:23.440 --> 01:00:29.199
hit one of those weird jaggy bits. Holy ship. That's that's the reason

789
01:00:29.239 --> 01:00:30.599
nobody's ever jumped off the Empire State
build I'm pretty sure, because you just

790
01:00:30.639 --> 01:00:36.119
wouldn't reach the floor. Yeah,
you gotta have conviction, though. We

791
01:00:36.199 --> 01:00:37.679
gotta have a baggy shirt. You
have a baggy shirt and baggy bit,

792
01:00:39.320 --> 01:00:45.559
so you can go what you do. I'm trying to you trying to float

793
01:00:45.559 --> 01:00:49.880
in and land on a building like
you're trying to like like make it so

794
01:00:51.239 --> 01:00:55.599
like Batman and the like Infamousman that
weird like hover animation. I was gonna

795
01:00:55.679 --> 01:00:59.760
kill myself, but I decided not
to have enough time to figure I didn't

796
01:00:59.760 --> 01:01:02.599
want to anymore happen to those people
in the middle of a jump. To

797
01:01:02.639 --> 01:01:07.199
be to be fair, I made
a mistake. But yeah, it's almost

798
01:01:07.199 --> 01:01:10.239
an instant. It's so funny.
Day that bad. Yeah, I mean

799
01:01:10.280 --> 01:01:15.079
it's not funny. Funny, but
like three stories maximum because you might survive.

800
01:01:15.559 --> 01:01:22.440
So just just like five stories,
that way less likely. It's less

801
01:01:22.599 --> 01:01:27.320
likely. That's what I'm saying.
Three stories is that good? Like medium,

802
01:01:27.400 --> 01:01:30.079
where there is a high probability that
you will die, but then there's

803
01:01:30.079 --> 01:01:35.199
also pretty decent probability that you will
survive. Do not jump off buildings.

804
01:01:35.239 --> 01:01:38.039
If you don't jump from it hurts. Don't want to give advice. Well,

805
01:01:38.039 --> 01:01:40.199
I'm not saying don't jump. I'm
just saying, if you're already,

806
01:01:40.960 --> 01:01:46.440
don't try to get some advice,
Homie, don't don't jump, bro,

807
01:01:46.639 --> 01:01:52.320
like jump it's so stupid. Right, you're a CEO, and if you're

808
01:01:52.360 --> 01:01:57.719
planning on jumping, here's what you
do saying don't jump, saying jump,

809
01:01:57.880 --> 01:02:02.159
bro, download your con sciousness into
the car. Drive me. It's like

810
01:02:02.239 --> 01:02:05.920
bit like bender. I think somebody
was what was it? Oh it was

811
01:02:05.960 --> 01:02:07.639
Hermes. Hermes was gonna like on
the on the edge of the building,

812
01:02:07.679 --> 01:02:10.440
He's like, do a flip.
And I always thought like, that's the

813
01:02:10.599 --> 01:02:15.639
that is the correct answer you tell
motherfuckers, because that's the way to go

814
01:02:15.719 --> 01:02:22.679
out. You do something, explode
your legs though Lands and he turns into

815
01:02:22.679 --> 01:02:30.079
eat remember that joke we said before
Lands And for a whole frame he's eating

816
01:02:30.599 --> 01:02:34.480
the rest of you. I think
animated too. I think that might have

817
01:02:34.519 --> 01:02:38.519
been like portuplus or something. Yeah, I think so too. Yeah,

818
01:02:42.480 --> 01:02:45.719
I hope he's all right, yeah, wow, fucking nigga in a minute,

819
01:02:45.239 --> 01:02:52.639
let's move, Let's get on to
uh what is this? What is

820
01:02:52.719 --> 01:02:55.360
that? Mister hot Salceroni says,
hell, are my favorite three Musketeers?

821
01:02:55.400 --> 01:02:59.360
What are some of your favorite horror
movies? Also? Fun fact, the

822
01:02:59.440 --> 01:03:01.960
guy that's sang the Grinch song voice, Tony the Tiger and the commercials.

823
01:03:02.880 --> 01:03:09.280
Oh wow, I'll choose to believe
that whatever that sounds like, they're there,

824
01:03:09.559 --> 01:03:22.440
Frinch or Ridge. I'll make those
niggas. I'm a big I'm a

825
01:03:22.480 --> 01:03:27.159
big, evil dead guy personally.
I love those movies pretty especially too too.

826
01:03:27.199 --> 01:03:30.239
I think it's too I think it's
like a perfect piece, perfect movie.

827
01:03:30.400 --> 01:03:31.519
Hard movies don't really do much for
me because they don't scare me.

828
01:03:31.639 --> 01:03:35.760
So like the ones that I can
have fun in are usually the ones that

829
01:03:35.800 --> 01:03:39.199
I'm gonna love more. And Evil
Dead is usually usually top of those because

830
01:03:39.239 --> 01:03:43.559
everything else is either too I don't
know, man, like I never got

831
01:03:43.599 --> 01:03:47.199
into the Freddy Kruger's or the Jason
movies, like they didn't they didn't do

832
01:03:47.199 --> 01:03:52.039
anything. We were born. We
were born after during a time they were

833
01:03:52.079 --> 01:03:53.840
like very much so big hits.
Because my sister is twelve years older than

834
01:03:53.880 --> 01:03:58.599
me, so she was around when
they were like coming out like they were,

835
01:03:58.760 --> 01:04:00.159
not the first one, but some
of the other ones, and she's

836
01:04:00.400 --> 01:04:06.159
she loves those movies. She likes
them for because they are they're they're retarded.

837
01:04:06.599 --> 01:04:11.679
I like them for that reason.
I don't like serious. If anything

838
01:04:11.719 --> 01:04:13.599
that's trying to take it so seriously, I don't like at all. And

839
01:04:13.760 --> 01:04:19.800
Final Destination is another one that that's
I love the movies and I love that

840
01:04:21.880 --> 01:04:26.320
in those movies, my grandmother would
look at me with fear. Sometimes she's

841
01:04:26.360 --> 01:04:30.719
like, he's laughing foul. The
station reminds you of those I don't know

842
01:04:30.719 --> 01:04:33.079
if you guys saw this trending on
Twitter, because Twitter has just become like

843
01:04:33.079 --> 01:04:36.400
an absolute cesspool lately. But like
I saw this, Uh, it's like

844
01:04:36.480 --> 01:04:43.079
an animated recreation of like a bunch
of Chinese workplace accidents. Have you seen

845
01:04:43.119 --> 01:04:47.800
that? No, No, it's
like it's not I don't know it's it's

846
01:04:47.920 --> 01:04:53.199
just it's all a bunch of like
like animated videos of like three d rag

847
01:04:53.320 --> 01:04:55.880
dolls dying in like workplaces, and
I'm like, I see them, and

848
01:04:55.920 --> 01:04:59.480
I'm like, I know this is
based on I've seen these. I've seen

849
01:04:59.519 --> 01:05:02.000
these videos. It was because the
cameras in the same place, and like

850
01:05:02.519 --> 01:05:05.360
it's all that. It's it's even
got the Chinese text over it. It's

851
01:05:05.440 --> 01:05:09.639
it's so insane. I love.
That's what those movies were. Basically,

852
01:05:09.760 --> 01:05:12.360
there was a movie. There was
a meme where which was like when you're

853
01:05:13.679 --> 01:05:16.440
an Asian, when you're an Asian
man inside of a smoke factory and you

854
01:05:16.519 --> 01:05:20.000
look up to the side and it
just says Lively and he starts sweating.

855
01:05:20.480 --> 01:05:26.360
I'm like, damn, dude,
you're gonna get killed in a very grotesque

856
01:05:26.400 --> 01:05:34.199
manner very soon. But shout out
to Lively. Shout out to Lively,

857
01:05:34.239 --> 01:05:39.000
because yeah, I'm missing I don't
know how I feel about that. I

858
01:05:39.079 --> 01:05:42.599
know, I do miss I missed
when it was a place that you had

859
01:05:42.639 --> 01:05:46.559
to go and not something that just
infected twitter. I miss, I do

860
01:05:46.719 --> 01:05:51.280
miss that. I do think we
lost something in taking everything and just putting

861
01:05:51.280 --> 01:05:54.280
it in the same place. I
do think. I do think it was

862
01:05:54.360 --> 01:05:58.159
better when we kind of had to
go certain places for certain things in some

863
01:05:58.440 --> 01:06:01.800
respect. But but that's not the
world we're living in no moment, So

864
01:06:08.199 --> 01:06:15.800
I do not are is bloods are
rode in he goes hey, green Goblin,

865
01:06:15.880 --> 01:06:23.400
hobgoblin and new Goblin. That's mean, what's the weirdest way you new

866
01:06:23.440 --> 01:06:29.079
goblin sucks? That's definitely me,
definitely me in this equation. No,

867
01:06:30.039 --> 01:06:33.119
No, you're like hobgoblin. I
think, I think because goblin is so

868
01:06:33.199 --> 01:06:36.159
clear. It's just a white It's
just literally just a white guy with short

869
01:06:36.199 --> 01:06:41.800
brown hair and on a fucking snowboard, you know, like it's it's he

870
01:06:42.039 --> 01:06:44.480
sucks. So it's not even a
goblin. He's just a guy. Like

871
01:06:44.519 --> 01:06:49.159
why is he even called the goblin? He's dude. Four Harry Osborn really

872
01:06:49.320 --> 01:07:00.800
is just the dude due the guy
so dumb. God. Yeah, I

873
01:07:00.840 --> 01:07:03.599
don't know anyway, Bloods are road. He says, Hey, Green,

874
01:07:03.719 --> 01:07:09.199
Hey, several goblins. What's the
weirdest way, what's the weirdest way you

875
01:07:09.239 --> 01:07:12.719
found out about a very popular character
slash series. I saw someone say they

876
01:07:12.760 --> 01:07:16.559
found out about God of War because
Kratos was in Mortal Kombat nine. Stay

877
01:07:16.639 --> 01:07:21.760
weird, de generous insanity. That's
not that crazy. I could see that

878
01:07:23.119 --> 01:07:27.559
if you just play fighting games.
Who really, if you just play fighting

879
01:07:27.599 --> 01:07:31.079
games I don't know that close to
video games at all, and just not

880
01:07:31.360 --> 01:07:36.320
be aware of Great's presence. There's
so many people, man, there's so

881
01:07:36.440 --> 01:07:41.800
many There are people who just play
fucking FIFA. You know that's true.

882
01:07:42.159 --> 01:07:45.360
I just look, man, it
is true. But it's one of those

883
01:07:45.400 --> 01:07:49.800
things where it's like I guess,
not being aware of Even people who don't

884
01:07:49.800 --> 01:07:55.039
play video games will be like,
oh, I know that guy. That's

885
01:07:55.079 --> 01:07:59.440
Halo. That's that's that Halo guy. You know, they like it's just

886
01:07:59.440 --> 01:08:01.360
one of those things you see fucking
cradles from like, oh yeah, I

887
01:08:01.800 --> 01:08:04.679
know who that is. I've never
played a God of War game, but

888
01:08:04.760 --> 01:08:12.320
I know who that guy is.
That's just a little bizarre Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy

889
01:08:12.400 --> 01:08:15.680
Rings rings. I think, well, I mean I found out about uh

890
01:08:17.079 --> 01:08:21.079
what is it Yoda through Soul Caliber, So I mean, I can't also

891
01:08:21.279 --> 01:08:26.239
make sense to me too, but
it's I that's fake, that's real.

892
01:08:27.159 --> 01:08:30.840
Believe I'm gonna I'm gonna like,
okay, I guess you know, like

893
01:08:30.439 --> 01:08:34.199
no, Like I played Soul Caliber
and I saw this little green little boy.

894
01:08:34.439 --> 01:08:38.239
I know, I know you think
you believe that, and I respect

895
01:08:38.279 --> 01:08:41.399
you believe that, but I can't. No, I swear I had no.

896
01:08:41.560 --> 01:08:44.239
I told King, I told you
I was not a Star Wars kid

897
01:08:44.279 --> 01:08:47.079
growing up at all the entire day, but never seen Yoda and be like,

898
01:08:47.119 --> 01:08:50.560
oh, that's what discover Darth Vader
to right that way? Who's that?

899
01:08:51.359 --> 01:08:55.640
Oh never mind, then you still
have a lot of catching up to

900
01:08:55.680 --> 01:09:02.399
do it. He hasn't. He
hasn't been in a in anything I've played

901
01:09:03.600 --> 01:09:05.920
or watched. But I was watching, So this is crazy, this is

902
01:09:06.000 --> 01:09:09.880
crazy thing. It's really happened.
I was with Lily's cousins one time and

903
01:09:09.960 --> 01:09:15.279
we were watching. We saw Hugh
Jackman come on the screen and the cousin

904
01:09:15.399 --> 01:09:17.760
was like, Oh, that's the
guy from the Greatest Showman And I was

905
01:09:17.840 --> 01:09:21.319
like, excuse me, She's like
the guy from the Greatest Showman, right,

906
01:09:21.359 --> 01:09:27.239
And I was like, don't you
mean Wolverine for twenty years? Yeah?

907
01:09:27.640 --> 01:09:32.560
Oh well yeah that too. It's
like you did that too. I

908
01:09:32.640 --> 01:09:38.439
don't that makes sense. He's a
guy from the Prestige in it. Yeah,

909
01:09:39.039 --> 01:09:43.720
that guy of life A Tree of
Life, bro, remember the Tree

910
01:09:43.760 --> 01:09:46.720
of Life, the iconic movie.
Fuck are you talking about? What?

911
01:09:47.640 --> 01:09:53.680
It's like? Oh it's Addy Sandler
from SNL. Yeah yeah, yeah,

912
01:09:54.159 --> 01:09:57.359
you're like, no, there's certain
there are certain things. I think.

913
01:09:58.880 --> 01:10:03.439
It's like, what the fuck are
you? Yeah? From Shrek from That's

914
01:10:03.920 --> 01:10:09.399
that's fair. Actually, I will
say that's not No, it's not kids.

915
01:10:09.920 --> 01:10:15.039
Kids at that time, Okay,
at that time for kids, there's

916
01:10:15.079 --> 01:10:16.680
no way, like a five there's
no way. A seven year old child

917
01:10:16.880 --> 01:10:21.680
was like I can't watch I can't
wait to watch Delirious. It wasn't I

918
01:10:21.760 --> 01:10:26.159
mean. And then some of them
might be too young for like the Nutty

919
01:10:26.199 --> 01:10:30.039
Professor, you know, like that
was he he had such he didn't stay

920
01:10:30.119 --> 01:10:33.680
consistent, and so like you have
like oh, so there's like a stand

921
01:10:33.800 --> 01:10:38.119
up, there's coming to America.
There's the Nutty Professor, and then there's

922
01:10:38.159 --> 01:10:40.439
Shrek. Like as far as like
those big ones and those are like a

923
01:10:40.520 --> 01:10:45.159
lot of times in between. Yeah, and like it would be. Those

924
01:10:45.199 --> 01:10:47.600
movies are all kind of raunchy and
in some way though to be fair,

925
01:10:47.720 --> 01:10:59.960
agreed from from from Tower Heist Right
from Tower Heist. Oh my god,

926
01:11:00.479 --> 01:11:03.399
I saw that seen that movie.
I never would have seen that but my

927
01:11:03.520 --> 01:11:06.279
friend's mom. I was living with
my friend at the time, and she

928
01:11:06.479 --> 01:11:10.600
brought it over. There's no no
other way I would have seen that movie.

929
01:11:12.119 --> 01:11:16.800
Is that Miranda sings from Wreck and
Ralph? Oh my gosh, she

930
01:11:16.920 --> 01:11:30.399
isn't that movie for a half second. It should go away? She's dead

931
01:11:30.640 --> 01:11:35.600
her that No. I think she
came out and said something recently. I

932
01:11:35.640 --> 01:11:40.039
don't remember something that pissed people off. Whatever, it was one of those

933
01:11:40.039 --> 01:11:44.039
things that I remember what it was
like, you know, don't know what

934
01:11:44.159 --> 01:11:45.199
she has to say. I wonder
what she has to say about this is

935
01:11:45.399 --> 01:11:51.279
Oh God, get Colleen Balinger to
sing and ukulele song of Peace. That's

936
01:11:51.399 --> 01:11:57.680
it. That could maybe help you
solve everything. Brother, Yeah, you

937
01:11:57.720 --> 01:12:00.039
should should. I should tweet it. What's the That's a good tweet?

938
01:12:00.079 --> 01:12:02.399
You got something there? Now,
I'll tweet at her. I'll be like,

939
01:12:02.520 --> 01:12:06.000
yo, I don't know if you
I don't know if you heard,

940
01:12:06.399 --> 01:12:11.199
but the Middle East is in oil
right now. Pretty weird. You could

941
01:12:11.760 --> 01:12:15.319
things are pretty weird right now.
If you could, could you bring out

942
01:12:15.319 --> 01:12:20.359
your ukulele, I'll tweet Gal Gadot
ask her to do sing Imagine. Let's

943
01:12:21.319 --> 01:12:26.039
like it, really, I think
about that every now and again. I

944
01:12:26.119 --> 01:12:30.399
think about that that. I think
about that every now and again, And

945
01:12:30.520 --> 01:12:34.239
I'm really, sincerely every time,
fucking gobsmacked that they thought that that was

946
01:12:34.319 --> 01:12:39.239
like an appropriate thing to do.
Yeah, it's like, let's I got

947
01:12:39.279 --> 01:12:45.039
an idea. Everyone's stranded at home
and losing their jobs and isn't making money

948
01:12:45.119 --> 01:12:48.479
and can't afford rent and and is
losing their loved ones to a plague.

949
01:12:49.920 --> 01:12:58.840
Let's do a collab. Imagine,
let's imagine all the imagine sing a really

950
01:12:58.920 --> 01:13:04.760
bad song ye made famous by a
wife beater. Let's take this wife beater.

951
01:13:04.840 --> 01:13:10.680
There's a little song about imagining not
being beaten up by your wife and

952
01:13:12.119 --> 01:13:18.560
a bunch of people poorly imagine your
wife. Listen, that's what he was

953
01:13:18.640 --> 01:13:24.399
really singing. And then like the
record company was like, listen, can

954
01:13:24.479 --> 01:13:34.479
we like make this a little bit
less volatile? Please? Well, so

955
01:13:34.640 --> 01:13:40.600
I'm so bad. I can't do
a Liverpool beating wife. That's better.

956
01:13:40.800 --> 01:13:43.319
That's good. That's pretty good.
I like that. I really love it.

957
01:13:45.239 --> 01:13:51.079
Favorite thing to imagine with Hassidic Jews
and members of Hummas. Oh my

958
01:13:51.520 --> 01:13:57.159
god. I feel like they would
have a hard time getting along. I

959
01:13:57.239 --> 01:14:00.399
feel like I feel like it'd be
we'll stitch you together. We'll tell them

960
01:14:00.439 --> 01:14:04.880
that it's like, oh, it's
just their side, like it's just people.

961
01:14:05.199 --> 01:14:12.439
The trick them into a collab.
It can't work if he's here.

962
01:14:15.119 --> 01:14:18.399
It's the idea that this is like
a fairly odd parents episode or something where

963
01:14:18.439 --> 01:14:23.199
you could just like resolve it in
like twenty two minutes. It's like,

964
01:14:23.319 --> 01:14:27.560
this is like an I Carly,
Like if I if I wrote I Carly,

965
01:14:27.640 --> 01:14:30.439
this would be the pilot episode.
It would be it would be I

966
01:14:30.600 --> 01:14:34.960
Carly solves the Israeli Palace sign,
and it would be, Yeah, I

967
01:14:35.000 --> 01:14:42.640
can't work if he's here. And
did you did you guys ever? Did

968
01:14:42.640 --> 01:14:45.159
you guys ever watch a show called
Corey in the House. Of course I

969
01:14:45.159 --> 01:14:46.920
didn't watch it, but I'm aware
of it. So Corey in the House

970
01:14:47.039 --> 01:14:49.960
has it. I don't know why
this episode has been I don't know why

971
01:14:49.960 --> 01:14:54.760
I'm thinking about this, but there
was an episode where all right, so

972
01:14:54.840 --> 01:14:57.600
let me lay the groundwork here first. Corey in the House is a show

973
01:14:57.600 --> 01:15:01.720
about Raven, Raven Simone's brother from
that's a Raven becoming a chef with his

974
01:15:01.960 --> 01:15:03.680
dad in the White House. Well
no, no, no, no,

975
01:15:03.760 --> 01:15:06.359
no, no no no, he
doesn't become a chef. The dad was

976
01:15:06.439 --> 01:15:11.600
always his dad became a chef and
then he went to live with him in

977
01:15:11.600 --> 01:15:13.800
the White House. And this is
the story. This is the story of

978
01:15:14.239 --> 01:15:18.279
Cory in the House. And there's
an episode where they accidentally sell Alaska to

979
01:15:18.359 --> 01:15:24.319
the Russians and they have to win
it back through it in like a dance

980
01:15:24.439 --> 01:15:30.039
competition. And I'm swear to you, I'm not even I swear to you.

981
01:15:30.199 --> 01:15:36.439
They see g the dances like I
this just came into my head.

982
01:15:38.279 --> 01:15:45.239
Uh gross, uh like immediately,
I don't know why. I don't know

983
01:15:45.279 --> 01:15:47.159
why what we were talking about reminding
me of this. I can't believe.

984
01:15:47.359 --> 01:15:54.319
I can't believe that's a real thing. You simply you you simply. I

985
01:15:54.479 --> 01:15:58.199
understand this is very funny and it
is. I would lie about it,

986
01:15:58.880 --> 01:16:04.760
but I assure you this is real. That that's it's very real, very

987
01:16:04.840 --> 01:16:11.399
real. There's that is okay,
all right, okay, it just sounds

988
01:16:11.600 --> 01:16:17.039
so why would they be involved in
how would you accidentally like, oh my,

989
01:16:17.199 --> 01:16:21.119
there's so many things that I just
have to watch it. There's that's

990
01:16:21.239 --> 01:16:26.119
that's the only thing I can do
episode. The episode is called air Force

991
01:16:26.199 --> 01:16:31.720
one too Many and I don't And
there's a there's a scene where they're in

992
01:16:31.800 --> 01:16:35.239
a dad there. Oh it's d
d R. Sorry they're doing a D

993
01:16:35.560 --> 01:16:39.840
d R. Okay, but like, but I swear to you it makes

994
01:16:39.880 --> 01:16:45.039
way more sense now is that it's
dancing. Yeah, you know how much

995
01:16:45.119 --> 01:16:49.479
the Russians love D d R.
You have to see this clip. It's

996
01:16:49.560 --> 01:16:56.680
huge. Can we's the episode?
Put this clip? You have to see

997
01:16:56.760 --> 01:16:59.479
this. Hold on, let me
so, let me let me send you

998
01:17:00.119 --> 01:17:08.560
the timestamp. Go go to eighteen
minutes and fifteen seconds into the It's the

999
01:17:08.600 --> 01:17:12.000
whole episode on YouTube. It's called
air Force Went too Many. But like,

1000
01:17:12.479 --> 01:17:18.680
there it is he is dance paddling
the Russian Prime Minister and it is

1001
01:17:18.800 --> 01:17:24.319
the ski. It's such a it
is such a fever dream of a fucking

1002
01:17:24.439 --> 01:17:28.279
thing. So why why is the
president not doing it? I don't like

1003
01:17:29.399 --> 01:17:33.319
he delegated Corey to do it because
Corey has the exaggerated he the young,

1004
01:17:33.399 --> 01:17:40.000
the exaggerated swagger of a young black
team. So it's also racist. It's

1005
01:17:40.039 --> 01:17:43.399
like, it's like racism. Hey, you boy, you're you're good at

1006
01:17:43.520 --> 01:17:49.680
dancing, get over there and win
back Alaska. Sure it is, Yo.

1007
01:17:50.000 --> 01:17:55.279
It gets so fucking I watched this
on Mushrooms and got so scared,

1008
01:17:56.279 --> 01:18:02.079
like it's it really really scared me. Uh but uh, how about how

1009
01:18:02.079 --> 01:18:04.800
about he wins? He wins the
dance battle and then they get they get

1010
01:18:04.880 --> 01:18:11.399
rushed back. Spoiler alert spoiler alert
sorry for season one, episode five,

1011
01:18:11.640 --> 01:18:15.840
Season one. They did this by
the way that it's only going up,

1012
01:18:17.680 --> 01:18:24.319
dude, that is so crazy earlier. That would be like if they went

1013
01:18:24.399 --> 01:18:28.760
to space and Fast and the Furious
One. Yeah, exactly exactly that exactly

1014
01:18:28.840 --> 01:18:32.119
that fucking well. Although I guess
episode one raven someone could see the future.

1015
01:18:32.239 --> 01:18:34.239
That's a raven, So I guess
I guess the whole I guess the

1016
01:18:34.279 --> 01:18:40.520
whole point of Disney Channel sitcoms is
that they are shark jumping stories in the

1017
01:18:40.560 --> 01:18:43.800
first place. Fair enough, like
Wizards of I didn't watch that show,

1018
01:18:43.840 --> 01:18:46.680
but Wizards of Waverley Place. I
assume it's just about fucking real wizards who

1019
01:18:46.720 --> 01:18:54.000
are alive somewhere, which is already
like all right, yeah, just yeah,

1020
01:18:55.119 --> 01:18:57.880
I don't think you called it.
I don't finitely I don't think you

1021
01:18:57.960 --> 01:19:00.159
called it. I definitely called it
that. I called it magical, n

1022
01:19:00.199 --> 01:19:05.960
word over the place, magically.
What about a Corey and Hamas? What

1023
01:19:06.079 --> 01:19:20.479
about that? You think that you
think that will solve them? You think

1024
01:19:20.520 --> 01:19:28.319
you can talk to you? Somebody
get Kyle Massey on the phone. They

1025
01:19:30.319 --> 01:19:35.560
then Yahoo and fucking and Corey fucking
a D d R and dance up with

1026
01:19:35.760 --> 01:19:47.680
the territory by a mile bro.
How does that even happen? I think

1027
01:19:47.760 --> 01:19:53.399
headphone chords are alive. Corey beats
him by a country mile bro. He

1028
01:19:53.560 --> 01:19:57.479
that he fucking destroys him. And
yet who has to step down like Israel

1029
01:19:57.600 --> 01:20:01.279
has to pack up and leave it? Does the pack up and leave Israel?

1030
01:20:03.279 --> 01:20:06.079
Backup and we'll find the land of
Milk and honey again, niggas.

1031
01:20:09.439 --> 01:20:13.680
Dude, Oh my god, the
idea of Corey, Corey and Amas,

1032
01:20:13.840 --> 01:20:21.359
Oh my god, that would be
making fun again next time on Disney Channel.

1033
01:20:21.640 --> 01:20:27.600
Corey in Amas, I thought that
Middle Eastern like fucking harmonic minor music

1034
01:20:30.319 --> 01:20:32.920
minor so specifically accurate. All right, let's see, let's be fun.

1035
01:20:33.920 --> 01:20:45.800
Oh my god, Hama every week. Oh god, I understand they're just

1036
01:20:45.920 --> 01:20:55.760
doing all this atrocities under the under
the name of Cory Harry Harry Dubois gagging

1037
01:20:55.800 --> 01:20:59.520
on a Luga road. And he
says Ohl a Hispanic panic, well spoken

1038
01:20:59.600 --> 01:21:06.039
elder, and Sweeney. My question
reads, thus, is sober October a

1039
01:21:06.159 --> 01:21:09.640
valid practice in your opinion? Or
is it a way or is it just

1040
01:21:09.720 --> 01:21:12.880
a way for addicts to prove that
they're on top of it? He wrote

1041
01:21:12.880 --> 01:21:16.079
it in quotes. He also says, ps the discord. He also says,

1042
01:21:16.119 --> 01:21:18.520
PS the discord link broke. A
new one coming soon, boss,

1043
01:21:18.840 --> 01:21:25.880
Uh, Sweeney, Yeah, answer
for this man, Okay, there will

1044
01:21:25.920 --> 01:21:30.319
be one. But uh, sober
October. You guys know the origins of

1045
01:21:30.399 --> 01:21:33.840
sober October. I have no idea. It's so I think this was like

1046
01:21:33.880 --> 01:21:42.039
twenty sixteen or something, Joe Rogan
with his friends Bert Kreischer, Ari Shafer

1047
01:21:42.279 --> 01:21:46.159
and Uh and Tom Segura. This
was because of Burt, because Bert's four

1048
01:21:46.199 --> 01:21:51.479
Horsemen of the Apocalypse basically basically and
Uh like the only one that I somewhat

1049
01:21:51.720 --> 01:21:57.479
like is Tom Sagura still And I
my relationship with him is a little bit

1050
01:21:57.479 --> 01:22:00.600
iffy because I said that he he
was what do you call it, he

1051
01:22:00.720 --> 01:22:04.039
muted me on Instagram whatever that's called
restracted me. So I respect him a

1052
01:22:04.119 --> 01:22:09.439
lot less, but you know whatever. But long story short, they did

1053
01:22:09.600 --> 01:22:13.760
a competition with it, and it
only started because Bert Kreischer is a fucking

1054
01:22:13.800 --> 01:22:17.000
alcoholic retard and they just try to
get him sober for like a month,

1055
01:22:17.520 --> 01:22:20.800
and so they turned into a competition
and then it got too far because Joe

1056
01:22:20.880 --> 01:22:26.039
Rogan's insane and he must destroy everybody. And they started like, oh,

1057
01:22:26.119 --> 01:22:28.640
we need to like do this and
lose this amount of weight and whoever can

1058
01:22:28.680 --> 01:22:30.760
get this many miles on our like
heart trackers and stuff. And then he

1059
01:22:30.840 --> 01:22:34.479
started going to the part where he's
like pissing brown because he has no more

1060
01:22:34.560 --> 01:22:41.840
water in his system other than to
keep him alive. It's yeah, basically

1061
01:22:41.920 --> 01:22:44.920
it got to the point where they're
seeing that beige in my toilet bowl.

1062
01:22:44.960 --> 01:22:49.800
That's the inner lines of my kidneys. If you piss brown, you got

1063
01:22:49.880 --> 01:22:55.760
to go to a hospital. I
pissed beige, Like you're a pussy.

1064
01:22:55.760 --> 01:22:59.640
If you know if you'd never experienced
that, that's a that's the Joe Rogan

1065
01:22:59.640 --> 01:23:02.239
podcast. And so they stopped it
finally because it got to the point where

1066
01:23:03.279 --> 01:23:05.479
they were like, oh, this
is getting too dangerous, and then it

1067
01:23:05.560 --> 01:23:11.000
became like nerved and then everyone that
we're watching and stuff like this is gay

1068
01:23:11.079 --> 01:23:14.159
and boring now. But uh yeah, it was a whole thing where it's

1069
01:23:14.199 --> 01:23:16.279
like, oh, it just gets
sober for a month and then we'll continue

1070
01:23:16.279 --> 01:23:18.880
our debauchery afterwards. And it's like, well, then, what exactly is

1071
01:23:18.960 --> 01:23:23.640
the point? Like really, what
is really the point of you taking a

1072
01:23:23.720 --> 01:23:27.760
month off other than maybe your body
thinking, yeah, I don't know.

1073
01:23:27.840 --> 01:23:30.720
To me, like I could easily
go a month sober, Like it's like

1074
01:23:30.920 --> 01:23:33.479
incredibly easy. If you need to
prove to yourself you can do it,

1075
01:23:33.560 --> 01:23:36.479
like some people need the proof so
they can do it. That happens,

1076
01:23:36.520 --> 01:23:39.520
ye, I mean it's yeah,
so it sent you would have things to

1077
01:23:39.560 --> 01:23:41.439
have a problem, you know,
Like when I used to us to drink

1078
01:23:41.439 --> 01:23:44.239
a lot, I decided to stop. I just decided to stop drinking,

1079
01:23:45.039 --> 01:23:46.880
and I was I can go,
I can go to price it out smoking

1080
01:23:46.920 --> 01:23:48.960
and drinking. And I proved it
to myself and I was like, all

1081
01:23:49.000 --> 01:23:50.800
right, cool. And then from
there and now I don't really spoil and

1082
01:23:50.840 --> 01:23:54.279
drink at all anymore. But I
had to prove it to myself that I

1083
01:23:54.399 --> 01:23:57.920
could do that. You know,
so some if if you need a proof

1084
01:23:57.960 --> 01:24:00.079
that it would like if it's like
a it's October no more like no no

1085
01:24:00.119 --> 01:24:03.119
November, you know, bro,
like just stupid, which is retarded.

1086
01:24:03.199 --> 01:24:09.359
That's that one's like no respect for
anyone who does that, like zero zero

1087
01:24:09.840 --> 01:24:15.960
zero and why say that specifically?
Try it not healthy? Big thing that

1088
01:24:15.039 --> 01:24:18.880
annoys me. It's it's it's it's
empathetical, like say, how okay,

1089
01:24:19.000 --> 01:24:21.920
sober October. It Actually it can
have a lot of benefits because people like,

1090
01:24:21.920 --> 01:24:25.239
oh, I'm gonna cut out alcohol, I'm gonna cut out fast food

1091
01:24:25.279 --> 01:24:27.399
or whatever. I'm like, actually, that's incredibly healthy. That's great.

1092
01:24:28.079 --> 01:24:31.760
Not beating off is actually like you
talk to your fucking neurologists and you'd be

1093
01:24:31.840 --> 01:24:36.479
like, no, you should keep
the pipes clear. Keeping it built up

1094
01:24:36.600 --> 01:24:42.079
is not good at all and is
not It's like a fucking there's like a

1095
01:24:42.159 --> 01:24:46.239
fucking balloon animal not it's fucking perfect. Right, I'm fine, I did,

1096
01:24:46.359 --> 01:24:51.840
I did. I did November one
time and my balls were basically as

1097
01:24:51.960 --> 01:24:59.359
big as as as you ever guys
play tether ball. It was basically it

1098
01:24:59.479 --> 01:25:02.680
was like saying, that's not really
I scroll them inflated to the point where

1099
01:25:02.680 --> 01:25:08.039
it was smooth like a tailor ball, because you know, like you got

1100
01:25:08.039 --> 01:25:11.159
all this room right, like it's
like stretchy and like wrinkly like old man.

1101
01:25:11.640 --> 01:25:14.239
But if you, if you,
if you, if you go into

1102
01:25:14.279 --> 01:25:17.159
the future, you're you're, you're, you're, you're, your specimen will

1103
01:25:17.199 --> 01:25:20.399
build up to the point where you, like I'm telling you, Sometimes I

1104
01:25:20.439 --> 01:25:24.319
see tailor balls and it reminds me
of that I have little PTSD from that

1105
01:25:24.399 --> 01:25:27.239
ship. I can't go. I
can't go to like high schools or playgrounds

1106
01:25:27.279 --> 01:25:28.920
or whatever. See the tailor ball, and I get like a little freak.

1107
01:25:28.960 --> 01:25:30.600
I just don't know how. I
just don't know how people do it

1108
01:25:30.600 --> 01:25:34.159
in the first place. Could you
imagine I can't I can't. I can't

1109
01:25:34.199 --> 01:25:39.880
go two days. I can't go
nothing. I cannot go two days.

1110
01:25:39.920 --> 01:25:46.319
It is impossible. A week.
A week. It's just the second twenty

1111
01:25:46.319 --> 01:25:49.319
four hours. The second twenty four
hours hits. It's done like literally like

1112
01:25:49.319 --> 01:25:54.520
a start hitting rhythm. Did you
feel it I feel like I feel like

1113
01:25:54.560 --> 01:25:58.560
something's wrong, something's not right.
I mean, I can definitely get like

1114
01:25:58.600 --> 01:26:00.159
because sometimes I'm just too busy.
That's what it really comes down to you,

1115
01:26:00.239 --> 01:26:03.640
honestly, where I'm like, oh, I didn't I don't have time

1116
01:26:04.000 --> 01:26:16.319
because because even making off, I
will say one time though, because like

1117
01:26:16.359 --> 01:26:19.359
I was, I was really irritable
because of that. And uh but this

1118
01:26:19.479 --> 01:26:23.039
was it was a long time ago. When I used to drive from Hostienda

1119
01:26:23.079 --> 01:26:27.119
Heights to glen Glendale for work,
was thirty miles. Used drive like thirty

1120
01:26:27.239 --> 01:26:30.279
thirty plus miles to work. And
one time I was so fucking just I

1121
01:26:30.399 --> 01:26:32.960
was so busy. I was so
busy and I was so traffic down.

1122
01:26:32.960 --> 01:26:35.720
I was upset. I was about
to do I was about to do Falling

1123
01:26:35.760 --> 01:26:39.319
Down with Michael Douglass. I was
about to do that ship and I was

1124
01:26:39.359 --> 01:26:41.319
like, bro, I was like
this, this is too much. And

1125
01:26:41.359 --> 01:26:43.600
then and then I was like,
I think I just got to beat off

1126
01:26:43.680 --> 01:26:45.279
or something. I just got to
be off of traffic and U and then

1127
01:26:45.359 --> 01:26:48.039
like I was like, fucking I'm
looking, I'm looking around and ship.

1128
01:26:48.800 --> 01:26:50.920
I beat the fuck off, dude, And I gotta tell you something.

1129
01:26:51.600 --> 01:26:56.239
I get why people like try to
fucking public and all this stuff, because

1130
01:26:56.279 --> 01:26:59.319
it's some It just like when you're
doing some shit that you know you shouldn't

1131
01:26:59.319 --> 01:27:02.600
be doing, like that fucking best
rub your hands and then put in your

1132
01:27:02.600 --> 01:27:14.920
hair, like slick your air.
Every every everybody, everybody know what what

1133
01:27:15.039 --> 01:27:16.359
I what I really did. What
I really did was first of all,

1134
01:27:16.359 --> 01:27:20.720
that's first of all, that's insane. There was definitely okay, gotta cut

1135
01:27:20.760 --> 01:27:23.960
me off there, just gotta cut
me off, right. And I was

1136
01:27:24.039 --> 01:27:27.560
just like, I was like,
I got something for you, somehow I

1137
01:27:27.640 --> 01:27:31.079
got something for them. I fucking
do I should imagine. Imagine, Yeah,

1138
01:27:31.159 --> 01:27:35.479
yeah, go ahead ahead, imagine
for a moment before you go,

1139
01:27:35.800 --> 01:27:39.840
before you go to you open your
car right before you're like, I gotta

1140
01:27:39.880 --> 01:27:44.960
go for a drive. You come
in your hand, you're and you and

1141
01:27:45.039 --> 01:27:46.880
then you get in your car and
you drive. Your hand is cupped.

1142
01:27:47.039 --> 01:27:51.319
You've got it just in your hand, ready waiting for someone to honk at

1143
01:27:51.399 --> 01:27:55.880
you, waiting for somebody to like
get on your d they cut me off,

1144
01:27:55.920 --> 01:27:59.359
and then you pull on next to
them, throw throw it at their

1145
01:27:59.439 --> 01:28:08.560
window face, tell them you roll
the way down, you do the little

1146
01:28:08.560 --> 01:28:11.840
finger, then roll the way dow
down. What do you what do you

1147
01:28:11.960 --> 01:28:20.279
want overhand throw? I'd rather get
shot in that. I'd rather get shot

1148
01:28:20.319 --> 01:28:23.520
in anything I want to take.
I want to take it up to the

1149
01:28:23.600 --> 01:28:26.000
next level. I want to.
I want to. I want to make

1150
01:28:26.720 --> 01:28:30.199
a boba come. So you go
like you go, you go get those

1151
01:28:30.279 --> 01:28:33.560
those of the boba t's so you've
put your coming, those fears and spheres

1152
01:28:33.600 --> 01:28:40.479
of you get nuggets and then I
mean, I haven't had a sling shot

1153
01:28:40.520 --> 01:28:43.359
since I was a kid. But
you see where I'm fall You follow you

1154
01:28:43.399 --> 01:28:46.680
follow me crazy, You still do
the same thing. It's the same scenario,

1155
01:28:47.119 --> 01:28:50.279
but there's a little force now.
I definitely feel like this is why

1156
01:28:51.279 --> 01:28:57.399
I feel like children. I feel
like this is why we evolve the way

1157
01:28:57.439 --> 01:29:00.079
we do. I feel like that
there's a reason why we our bodies only

1158
01:29:00.159 --> 01:29:03.359
do certain things at a certain point. Because if you could do that as

1159
01:29:03.359 --> 01:29:09.319
a as like a seven year old
and freeze just like just like somehow coaggulate

1160
01:29:09.439 --> 01:29:12.319
that ship into like a sphere and
use it as slingshot, Ammo, they

1161
01:29:12.439 --> 01:29:16.680
would they would they would do it. Yeah, that's so true that what

1162
01:29:16.840 --> 01:29:23.840
you what you've just described to me
is tragic to the human condition. Not

1163
01:29:24.000 --> 01:29:33.720
really man Boba come to Kingson with
a sphere of comedy kidding like a like

1164
01:29:33.760 --> 01:29:36.399
a not like a not toy one
like a series, like a weapon,

1165
01:29:36.479 --> 01:29:41.880
like a weapons. They will hurt
the out of you. Imagine that's come.

1166
01:29:42.159 --> 01:29:44.399
Imagine it's a little bead of cum
that it hits you. It's really

1167
01:29:44.479 --> 01:29:46.319
tiny and it hits it blows up. But it's like a gallon of half

1168
01:29:46.359 --> 01:29:56.960
a gumping it and it didn't gallon
gallona. It's just it's just a non

1169
01:29:57.119 --> 01:30:02.960
euclidian fucking Now, we're just thinking
a future t that was just so much

1170
01:30:03.600 --> 01:30:11.520
Apple. We hear at Apple have
managed to find a way to condense seventy

1171
01:30:11.640 --> 01:30:17.880
six gallons have come into a single
thumb sized bead. It was It was

1172
01:30:17.960 --> 01:30:23.800
Steve Jobs his dying wish, his
dying complete. This was the last thing

1173
01:30:23.840 --> 01:30:29.039
that he This was the last thing
in his notebook before before he was taking

1174
01:30:30.600 --> 01:30:34.600
before they fucking before they closed this
that's what he killed him for good.

1175
01:30:34.880 --> 01:30:41.840
If the government subsidized, if Apple
subsidized billions from the government to work on

1176
01:30:41.920 --> 01:30:48.000
this project, would you guys mind, yes, yeah, if they if

1177
01:30:48.079 --> 01:30:55.279
they increased, if they increased my
tax one I would be all right with

1178
01:30:57.039 --> 01:31:00.359
if they increased my tax then I'd
still be fine with it. Make sure

1179
01:31:00.439 --> 01:31:02.720
they should they should, in fact, they should increase my taxes, lower

1180
01:31:02.800 --> 01:31:12.079
my wages, raise my rent.
You just go down with absolutely. I

1181
01:31:12.199 --> 01:31:15.840
have another what was it called black
uh, I mean Black Tuesday or what

1182
01:31:15.000 --> 01:31:18.199
was it called the market crash in
the in the thirties or whatever. Oh

1183
01:31:18.279 --> 01:31:21.920
yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
Wednesday. It was called yeah, yeah,

1184
01:31:23.359 --> 01:31:27.640
that was the next day. That
was the day uh whatever that was.

1185
01:31:27.720 --> 01:31:30.520
We have we have another one of
those. But it was worth it

1186
01:31:30.680 --> 01:31:33.399
because we all have like you have
these government officials go in everyone's house and

1187
01:31:33.800 --> 01:31:41.760
in passing out come balls. It's
worth everybody crash. You see this sphere,

1188
01:31:42.079 --> 01:31:47.960
this holds two gallons of come and
they give you that's crazy. That

1189
01:31:48.039 --> 01:31:51.439
would be like there are scientists,
there are a scientists who would probably they

1190
01:31:51.439 --> 01:31:54.560
would they would look at that and
they'd be like, I don't know why

1191
01:31:54.640 --> 01:31:58.039
you did this, but that's like
scientifically speaking, that's amazing. That actually

1192
01:31:58.159 --> 01:32:00.319
is incredible. Like if that's if
that's true, if you've like, if

1193
01:32:00.359 --> 01:32:04.159
you've managed to do that, that
is like one of the most incredible like

1194
01:32:04.239 --> 01:32:06.800
actually, sincerely, one of the
most incredible things that we would have ever

1195
01:32:06.880 --> 01:32:12.279
seen would have means, it would
have means, it would have it would

1196
01:32:12.359 --> 01:32:17.439
mean you've circumvented a way around mass. Like that's that's insane. That is

1197
01:32:17.560 --> 01:32:21.119
insane. It's just like, oh, we can make anything anything now.

1198
01:32:23.279 --> 01:32:26.279
It's kind of like, I guess
the only way you can do it at

1199
01:32:26.359 --> 01:32:30.279
some point, it's like you figure
out a way to turn it into a

1200
01:32:30.399 --> 01:32:34.039
gas somehow. Yeah, and then
somehow and then you can like make it

1201
01:32:34.119 --> 01:32:39.399
turn like liquid again. Well,
the gas would still the gas would still

1202
01:32:39.439 --> 01:32:42.520
weigh as much as the liquid would. If it's that much, it would

1203
01:32:42.520 --> 01:32:45.479
still be the weight of the liquid. Gas doesn't weigh anything, idiot,

1204
01:32:45.760 --> 01:32:51.159
it's in the air. Yeah,
for sure, Sorry, like you can.

1205
01:32:51.520 --> 01:32:55.640
The scientists always say astro faces always
say that you could pick up Jupiter.

1206
01:32:56.359 --> 01:32:58.640
Yeah, get what do you think
when you fill your car up it

1207
01:32:58.640 --> 01:33:00.720
gets lighter? Idiot? Yeah,
forgot, I forgot how all of I

1208
01:33:00.720 --> 01:33:03.119
forgot how you know that's not how
mass works at all? But yeah,

1209
01:33:03.199 --> 01:33:06.199
whatever, dude, for sure,
that is literally how mass works. Mass

1210
01:33:06.239 --> 01:33:26.920
equals mass equals acceleration, mass equals
a mass equal and equals equals And I

1211
01:33:27.000 --> 01:33:34.520
said it's like, what have you? What have you uncovered me? As

1212
01:33:34.600 --> 01:33:41.920
he freaking blows his head off as
he eats, as he eats the top

1213
01:33:42.000 --> 01:33:44.640
part of his own job. The
thing that I love, this thing,

1214
01:33:45.560 --> 01:33:50.560
what I love about that is the
insinuation, the very idea that him turning

1215
01:33:50.600 --> 01:33:56.680
to some guy saying me exploding his
head, Like from that moment on,

1216
01:33:56.960 --> 01:34:00.960
we learned so much because of it, Like that, for some reason was

1217
01:34:01.000 --> 01:34:06.319
the inciting incident that led us to
understand the world around us, because Albert

1218
01:34:06.399 --> 01:34:15.000
Einstein frantically so it's around sent me
and me? Is that how we So

1219
01:34:15.560 --> 01:34:20.520
because of this, this is how
they learned how to h have the application

1220
01:34:20.800 --> 01:34:24.840
in the mall. Yeah, the
implication being that if he had not turned

1221
01:34:24.880 --> 01:34:28.399
around and frantically said me and exploded, we would not have the technology that

1222
01:34:28.439 --> 01:34:33.680
we have today. That's what an
alternative universe and alternative timeline that that legitimately

1223
01:34:33.760 --> 01:34:38.640
happened in Uh, he's with you
know, that happened right after he met

1224
01:34:38.680 --> 01:34:41.560
Oppenheimer and all that ship blah blah
blah blahlah. And when they're ready to

1225
01:34:41.640 --> 01:34:45.720
drop those bombs, and the bombs
are dropped, but it's just gallons like

1226
01:34:46.680 --> 01:34:54.560
tens hundreds of thousands of gallons to
come and turns every hydrogen molecule in the

1227
01:34:54.800 --> 01:35:02.279
area into five gallons of comb an
atomic bomb. So so everyone just drowns

1228
01:35:04.520 --> 01:35:15.479
over. We have to venture into
the crust lands. People people would there'd

1229
01:35:15.520 --> 01:35:26.359
be people discovered and come staying there. They come. They turned. Dude,

1230
01:35:26.399 --> 01:35:29.720
those two areas turn into new lakes. That's how much come. It

1231
01:35:29.840 --> 01:35:31.399
is like they can't they can't extract. It's too much. That's what the

1232
01:35:31.439 --> 01:35:35.880
fall The fallout is that the fallout
is just the smell. Everyone's just disgusted.

1233
01:35:39.479 --> 01:35:42.119
You have like explorers, you have
explorers that are like, wait,

1234
01:35:46.319 --> 01:35:50.119
we're close. The Japanese surrendered,
like because it was just too gross.

1235
01:35:50.279 --> 01:35:54.520
Like the emperor is he's on he's
giving it, he's addressing his people,

1236
01:35:54.560 --> 01:35:57.159
and he's gagging. He's just like, dude, this is too much.

1237
01:35:57.560 --> 01:36:01.960
We can't do this anymore. We
gotta you know, the idea of that,

1238
01:36:02.119 --> 01:36:05.119
Like a lot of people, like
a lot of people in the military

1239
01:36:05.159 --> 01:36:10.880
were like, yeah, they surrendered
after the first one. They definitely surrendered

1240
01:36:10.920 --> 01:36:13.039
after the first one. They were
they were going to surrender. They were

1241
01:36:13.079 --> 01:36:24.199
going to surrender probably before Liker.
That's The thing that's that's the thing that's

1242
01:36:24.199 --> 01:36:28.039
truly crazy about it is that like
you could see a scenario like where if

1243
01:36:28.119 --> 01:36:30.680
like if they weren't on the back
foot, where like there would have been

1244
01:36:30.840 --> 01:36:32.680
a pretty good case to be like, listen, this is going to go

1245
01:36:32.720 --> 01:36:38.319
on for they weren't really kill like
that's what I mean that, Well,

1246
01:36:38.479 --> 01:36:41.680
well they were, They weren't.
They were losing the Pacific theater, but

1247
01:36:41.840 --> 01:36:45.560
they were. They were. They
weren't losing in a way that they were

1248
01:36:45.680 --> 01:36:53.239
done for really like in the moment
they had more That's what I'm saying.

1249
01:36:53.279 --> 01:36:57.880
What I'm saying is realistically speaking,
the war at that point in time would

1250
01:36:57.960 --> 01:37:02.079
not have persisted for as long as
they were afraid that it would have it.

1251
01:37:02.359 --> 01:37:12.760
It just wouldn't have it just would
for Commenheimer because they were actually Actually

1252
01:37:12.960 --> 01:37:15.039
that's a good that's actually a good
reference to a previous question, because I

1253
01:37:15.159 --> 01:37:18.840
learned about albert I signed to that
movie. I had no idea coming Crazy

1254
01:37:20.039 --> 01:37:24.600
Crazy. You had no, you
had no who is the most famous,

1255
01:37:24.680 --> 01:37:30.119
one of the most famous scientists of
all time. You had no watching you

1256
01:37:30.520 --> 01:37:32.039
watching Oppenheimer, albert I said,
come out on screen something and and you

1257
01:37:32.079 --> 01:37:36.720
whisper, who's that? Say it
out loud? Who's that? Who fuck

1258
01:37:36.800 --> 01:37:45.479
is that? Nerd? Who's this
nigga? And everyone's like, you're kidding.

1259
01:37:45.640 --> 01:37:47.079
He's like, no, who is
that? Who the fuck is this

1260
01:37:47.199 --> 01:37:51.000
guy? Seriously, who's that guy? Why is he showing up so fucking

1261
01:37:51.039 --> 01:37:55.640
lay in the movie? Fuck this
guy about this? Like I've already got

1262
01:37:55.800 --> 01:38:05.960
I'm trying to Yeah, just fucking
who's this fucking Nazi man? Who's this

1263
01:38:06.359 --> 01:38:13.640
Nazi? The least Nazi German?
Doctor Mangol and ship you see him in

1264
01:38:13.640 --> 01:38:15.079
the background, like and just chopping
it up with fucking Mangolo, like,

1265
01:38:15.119 --> 01:38:25.960
Hey, how's it been, how's
it going over there? Huh? That's

1266
01:38:26.039 --> 01:38:30.520
kind of funked up. But I
do think that's a little much. I

1267
01:38:30.560 --> 01:38:32.199
could whipp so if you're like,
oh, oh oh, you don't want

1268
01:38:32.239 --> 01:38:36.560
it, okay. Germs Germans forty
two wrote in this is hello, Hello

1269
01:38:36.680 --> 01:38:43.000
Shark Tank. I've been listening since
episode three. Damn, that's a long

1270
01:38:43.079 --> 01:38:45.840
time right there. My question is, and my question for you guys is,

1271
01:38:45.199 --> 01:38:48.560
if you have to present your own
hoax to the Mexican government, what

1272
01:38:48.640 --> 01:38:54.039
would it be. I would I
would absolutely stage an interview with the cub

1273
01:38:54.119 --> 01:39:00.880
of Icabra. It'd be like I'd
be like, we managed to secure uh.

1274
01:39:00.079 --> 01:39:03.159
We we managed to get him in
the room, thank god, uh

1275
01:39:03.800 --> 01:39:09.159
to ask some questions, and it
would just be some guy caked in mud

1276
01:39:10.960 --> 01:39:14.760
with like a with like a like
a screen mask or something like I don't

1277
01:39:14.760 --> 01:39:16.920
even know what I would I have
no idea what I would do. But

1278
01:39:17.800 --> 01:39:23.600
I'd be like, so, mister, mister Chupacabra, and he's like,

1279
01:39:23.680 --> 01:39:30.000
call me Cabra or whatever. That's
like, that's you know what that actually

1280
01:39:30.039 --> 01:39:32.399
sounds like. That sounds like a
sitcom about like the Choop of Coabra going

1281
01:39:32.439 --> 01:39:35.920
to like high school or something like
Disney Channel. I'd be like, call

1282
01:39:36.039 --> 01:39:45.239
me Cabra. There's Sunday nights on
Disney Channel. Like it's like all ban

1283
01:39:45.319 --> 01:39:50.600
ban who stad is you did?
And it's like you're having a conversation the

1284
01:39:50.720 --> 01:39:55.159
tuper Cobra just said, well,
and you back to you and you guys

1285
01:39:55.199 --> 01:40:00.359
are having a conversation with the troop
of Gabra, and everybody's just like the

1286
01:40:00.479 --> 01:40:03.479
Mexican people are losing their mind.
It's like it's like it's like having a

1287
01:40:03.520 --> 01:40:08.640
swimming with the you know, like
it's like, oh, let's just we're

1288
01:40:08.680 --> 01:40:13.840
going stupid, Like is this stupid? Like that? I don't know this

1289
01:40:14.359 --> 01:40:17.079
pushed actually, but I think the
real question is what does the Baba Yaga

1290
01:40:17.199 --> 01:40:27.359
think of the Israel Palestine? Isn't
not the thing that like if it's like

1291
01:40:28.640 --> 01:40:39.479
the yaga like straight up picture of
me, like literally it's just Rudy Giuliani

1292
01:40:39.640 --> 01:40:44.239
with like the ink throwing his face, that's terrifying. I actually that would

1293
01:40:44.399 --> 01:40:47.319
freak me out at that. That
would be focal or material Like if you

1294
01:40:47.760 --> 01:40:54.119
if you flashed, if you took
a photo of uh, Rudy Giuliani with

1295
01:40:54.439 --> 01:41:00.279
like with the ink running down his
ears, took that image and just put

1296
01:41:00.359 --> 01:41:04.079
it on the ceiling of a nursery, like printing it on the ceiling of

1297
01:41:04.119 --> 01:41:09.560
a nursery and flash the lights on
and off for like three straight days.

1298
01:41:10.000 --> 01:41:15.119
Like I wonder what kind of conjuring
you could do in the minds of those

1299
01:41:15.239 --> 01:41:18.920
kids when they're like full grown up. I bet it would be long last

1300
01:41:19.000 --> 01:41:21.279
year. Talk to those kids to
see if they're okay, and all they

1301
01:41:21.319 --> 01:41:24.880
can say is just like those are
my tits, Those are my tits.

1302
01:41:27.319 --> 01:41:33.920
Tits Likes we're not brave enough.
That's kind of that's the problem with us

1303
01:41:34.039 --> 01:41:39.279
is we're not brave enough to do
the stuff that it doesn't need to be

1304
01:41:39.359 --> 01:41:41.640
done, but would be kind of
neat to see, you know, like

1305
01:41:41.720 --> 01:41:45.359
we we we don't, like,
we don't get to print a picture of

1306
01:41:45.399 --> 01:41:47.520
Rudy Giuliani's face on the ceiling of
a nursery and and flash the lights on

1307
01:41:47.600 --> 01:41:49.840
and off and traumatize young babies to
see, like what that would do.

1308
01:41:50.399 --> 01:41:55.000
We don't. We don't have the
bravery to do that. It's a really

1309
01:41:55.279 --> 01:42:00.119
it's kind of memory were this new
woke world. Dude, We're well,

1310
01:42:00.159 --> 01:42:01.560
we gotta put our seatbelts on.
We can't enjoy a beer on a drive

1311
01:42:01.640 --> 01:42:05.359
home. We have to put our
children in the back seat. The back

1312
01:42:05.399 --> 01:42:14.359
seat is the least safe place.
It's bullshit seat. If the back seat

1313
01:42:14.520 --> 01:42:17.279
was so good, then why did
Rosa Parks not want to sit there?

1314
01:42:18.479 --> 01:42:26.000
Facts? Facts, I was always
in the back of the bus on purpose.

1315
01:42:28.439 --> 01:42:31.640
That was the most coveted. That
was the back the seat on the

1316
01:42:31.640 --> 01:42:35.199
bus that was like back and to
the right like the back or right most

1317
01:42:35.239 --> 01:42:41.560
part of the bus that was like
that was basically unofficially like the King of

1318
01:42:41.680 --> 01:42:45.239
that bus, Like, there's something
about that seat that was insane. There

1319
01:42:45.319 --> 01:42:48.960
was on the bus too that would
sit like somewhere in the back and he

1320
01:42:49.119 --> 01:42:51.319
was very quietly. He wouldn't say
the direct of the back when he sitting

1321
01:42:51.319 --> 01:42:54.439
near the back and he was quiet. He would sit near the back and

1322
01:42:54.520 --> 01:42:58.479
you know, would protect you.
That was me. I would always sit

1323
01:42:58.680 --> 01:43:01.640
at the I would always sit at
the front of the back third of the

1324
01:43:01.720 --> 01:43:04.560
bus. If you know what that
If that makes sense, that's a weird

1325
01:43:04.600 --> 01:43:08.319
way to say that. But I
was like, I'm good here, this

1326
01:43:08.399 --> 01:43:11.000
feels this feels right. I'm gonna
listen to my CD player and have its

1327
01:43:11.079 --> 01:43:15.359
skip as this bus drives in the
most unruly way possible as it takes me

1328
01:43:15.439 --> 01:43:19.680
home. Music used to skip.
Do you remember that? Yes, is

1329
01:43:19.840 --> 01:43:26.319
christ You have to buy the anti
skip shit baby anti skip. They saw

1330
01:43:26.439 --> 01:43:32.159
they that. Can you imagine if
they sold like any kind of MP three

1331
01:43:32.279 --> 01:43:36.079
like music playing device and they were
like, oh, this one pauses the

1332
01:43:36.199 --> 01:43:44.800
music sometimes. Sorry, that was
just the reality. It's insane. Anyway,

1333
01:43:45.479 --> 01:43:48.319
let's try and find one more question
then buck the fuck on out of

1334
01:43:48.399 --> 01:43:56.439
here. Let's go. So I
want to read this because this is a

1335
01:43:56.600 --> 01:44:02.359
this is a grievance. Okay,
this is a grievance which is very exciting.

1336
01:44:02.600 --> 01:44:06.399
I want to hear black China.
I drink her piss out of another

1337
01:44:06.439 --> 01:44:11.640
man's balls right in Wow, he
says, and he says, very long

1338
01:44:11.760 --> 01:44:15.840
time listener, new patron here.
I doubt this is going to get read

1339
01:44:15.920 --> 01:44:19.479
on the show. But as a
fighting game developer myself, the sheer ignorance

1340
01:44:19.520 --> 01:44:23.840
in the room when the topic is
brought up infuriates me to no end.

1341
01:44:23.960 --> 01:44:29.359
Let's go not even oh Man,
not even getting into most of the misconceptions

1342
01:44:29.359 --> 01:44:33.159
surrounding frame data games being slower nowadays
or input latency that have been brought up

1343
01:44:33.159 --> 01:44:36.439
in the past episodes, because I'd
be here all day, but for the

1344
01:44:36.479 --> 01:44:39.920
sake of education, I just want
to say that Chris is melee as fast

1345
01:44:39.920 --> 01:44:45.720
as the mt Com two debate has
been ringing in my head for months,

1346
01:44:45.720 --> 01:44:47.359
and I'm tired of arguing at a
wall. This is the only reason I

1347
01:44:47.439 --> 01:44:54.079
gave you fucker's money. We'll honor
it. When it comes to determining how

1348
01:44:54.159 --> 01:44:57.880
fast a given game is, movement
speed is typically not even in the conversation,

1349
01:44:58.279 --> 01:45:01.439
says, other factors like damage and
combo length slash depth have much greater

1350
01:45:01.479 --> 01:45:08.319
impact on speed. But because you
add had specifically mentioned specifically mentioned movement or

1351
01:45:08.359 --> 01:45:12.640
specified move and speed, Sweeney is
correct because of something I'm surprised neither of

1352
01:45:12.680 --> 01:45:15.760
you brought up in this debate.
Stage size. The maximum distance a player

1353
01:45:15.840 --> 01:45:20.000
can be away from another player is
significantly smaller in MARL versus capcom than in

1354
01:45:20.079 --> 01:45:25.840
melee, meaning every individual movement is
covering more distance in reality that we than

1355
01:45:25.920 --> 01:45:29.640
we may perceive. Think of it
as two monkeys fighting in a tiny cage,

1356
01:45:29.680 --> 01:45:31.039
but well, I get it.
It's more like frame rate. That

1357
01:45:31.159 --> 01:45:35.199
frame rate. I get it in
the sense of like FOV, where is

1358
01:45:35.279 --> 01:45:38.920
tiny. It feels like you're moving
through a first person environment slower than you

1359
01:45:38.960 --> 01:45:45.119
actually are. I wouldn't even say
it's f I guess is a stage size.

1360
01:45:45.359 --> 01:45:46.920
They don't even have to say the
size of the stage. No.

1361
01:45:47.039 --> 01:45:49.479
No, But what I'm saying,
I'm not saying it's FOV. What I'm

1362
01:45:49.479 --> 01:45:53.640
saying is the relation that I'm making
and how I I know what you're talking

1363
01:45:53.640 --> 01:45:57.600
about. I can already respond to
this one thing because I feel like it

1364
01:45:57.720 --> 01:46:00.920
is a little bit it's a little
bit of toose to ignore we talk about

1365
01:46:01.000 --> 01:46:03.520
speed. I understand what he means, like say, like what your your

1366
01:46:03.920 --> 01:46:06.520
fob like A definitely feel like say
there's a there's a perfect example of A

1367
01:46:08.119 --> 01:46:11.319
and and God of War two.
When you're on these chains, there's these

1368
01:46:11.399 --> 01:46:14.800
horses, these speeds of time,
and you're when you're when you're on this

1369
01:46:15.000 --> 01:46:17.199
long ass giant chain, it starts
panning out and as it's panning out,

1370
01:46:17.279 --> 01:46:21.079
it just looks like you're not even
fucking moving because it's so fucking far away,

1371
01:46:21.119 --> 01:46:23.920
Like it seems like it's like a
plane. You look at a fucking

1372
01:46:23.920 --> 01:46:28.560
airplane, right, I get how
that works. However, there's an example

1373
01:46:28.600 --> 01:46:31.199
of like Superstreet Fight or two Turbo. You can turn it up the speed

1374
01:46:31.720 --> 01:46:38.159
by point something by upping the stars. There is an actual speed that you

1375
01:46:38.279 --> 01:46:41.319
can manipulate, just like if you
use a trainer in a game, and

1376
01:46:41.399 --> 01:46:45.840
you can manipulate the fucking speed.
There are some things that are set to

1377
01:46:45.960 --> 01:46:50.319
a specific speed. There's a standard, and the standard in some games,

1378
01:46:50.920 --> 01:46:58.239
like Killer Instinct was fucking faster.
Like to ignore that is it? Like

1379
01:46:58.239 --> 01:47:00.920
I said, it's ab toose,
Yeah, because you can manipulate I use

1380
01:47:00.960 --> 01:47:04.840
trainers to manipulate this, so I
can fucking sometimes hurry the fuck up,

1381
01:47:05.359 --> 01:47:08.159
and sometimes it just feels better to
me. I'm like, oh, I

1382
01:47:08.199 --> 01:47:11.800
can do this a lot faster.
Yeah, I mean, I'm Trilogy,

1383
01:47:12.520 --> 01:47:18.119
I still understand, and Mortal and
and particularly Marvel two. Like I know,

1384
01:47:18.279 --> 01:47:24.760
not every character is like blitzingly fast, but particularly Wolverine in general,

1385
01:47:24.880 --> 01:47:30.079
it's so insanely fucking quick in that
game. Yeah, he's meant to be

1386
01:47:30.399 --> 01:47:35.920
a lot faster, but not his
And because he's a lot weaker, he's

1387
01:47:35.920 --> 01:47:40.840
also a lot Yeah, he's Low's
wall is usually like the faster they are,

1388
01:47:40.960 --> 01:47:45.760
the less damage that they can woe
a ton of damage. The thing.

1389
01:47:45.319 --> 01:47:47.880
It's just because he's the thing,
I think if you check, because

1390
01:47:48.000 --> 01:47:51.319
he can do so many combos,
like it's it's the equivalent of saying,

1391
01:47:51.359 --> 01:47:55.119
like, oh, somebody doing a
grappling move, right, it's one move

1392
01:47:55.439 --> 01:47:58.680
and then wolver Read hitting you like
six times or something. You know what

1393
01:47:58.720 --> 01:48:01.039
I'm saying, because the character,
the character that like was weak, but

1394
01:48:01.159 --> 01:48:06.680
they were fast by Silo. He's
probably so mad right now, he's probably

1395
01:48:06.720 --> 01:48:11.640
well the thing, right, he's
so upset. Yeah, he's well,

1396
01:48:11.680 --> 01:48:14.439
he says, love the show,
keep of the good Workers still but but

1397
01:48:14.600 --> 01:48:16.920
like my counters, he probably yeah, yeah, good. I will say

1398
01:48:17.000 --> 01:48:26.279
this, Yeah, the speed is
largely very relative, and in most cases

1399
01:48:26.399 --> 01:48:29.880
is very much like an illusion,
very much like FOV. Like I brought

1400
01:48:29.920 --> 01:48:30.880
up earlier, there are people like
who would say, like, oh,

1401
01:48:30.920 --> 01:48:33.039
Halo three is a very slow game. It's like nothing. Halo three is

1402
01:48:33.039 --> 01:48:38.560
not a slow game. Halo three
has an FOV that makes it feel slow.

1403
01:48:38.760 --> 01:48:41.039
And so when you raise that fob
to like one hundred and twenty,

1404
01:48:41.119 --> 01:48:45.800
suddenly Halo three is fucking bolisteringly fast
in comparison to sixty. And so when

1405
01:48:45.840 --> 01:48:50.319
I'm talking about speed, I'm talking
about how it feels and how it looks.

1406
01:48:50.640 --> 01:48:54.359
I'm not necessarily talking about how fast
it is, because that in and

1407
01:48:54.399 --> 01:48:58.680
of itself is depending on how it
looks. You are not moving, you

1408
01:48:58.760 --> 01:49:02.039
are not moving across You are not
moving across a battlefield in Halo three any

1409
01:49:02.159 --> 01:49:06.560
faster on sixty than you are on
or on seventy f of B than you

1410
01:49:06.600 --> 01:49:10.159
are on one twenty. The only
difference is that it feels that way,

1411
01:49:10.359 --> 01:49:16.199
and melee feels faster. I'd so
strongly disagree, but I guess that's and

1412
01:49:16.319 --> 01:49:19.079
that's really observable. Like I feel
like if you if you put Melee in

1413
01:49:19.119 --> 01:49:21.880
front of Marl Versus, I feel, I really do feel like if you

1414
01:49:21.920 --> 01:49:26.079
put Marl Versus capcom to en Melee
next to each other at the highest levels

1415
01:49:26.079 --> 01:49:29.520
of play, the overwhelming majority,
if not, I would bet like ninety

1416
01:49:29.600 --> 01:49:33.920
percent of people would say that Melee
is faster. Whether or not that's true

1417
01:49:34.000 --> 01:49:38.520
or not in the actual math is
kind of irrelevant, because again, this

1418
01:49:38.680 --> 01:49:42.199
is all relative and it's all illusionary
anyway. It's kind of like when you're

1419
01:49:42.279 --> 01:49:45.720
driving and like if you're driving on
like a twenty mile an hour road,

1420
01:49:45.159 --> 01:49:48.840
seventy feels really fucking fast, But
on a highway where you've just done one,

1421
01:49:48.880 --> 01:49:53.560
twenty seventy feels like twenty. You
know, like it's it's it really

1422
01:49:53.680 --> 01:49:56.319
is just a matter of it doesn't
matter how fast something actually is. It

1423
01:49:56.399 --> 01:49:59.920
matters how it feels. Only that's
to me. I would against that as

1424
01:50:00.039 --> 01:50:02.479
when you stopped to do a special
move, because you stop like there's a

1425
01:50:02.560 --> 01:50:08.479
halt and then you do a special
But like, I really can't think of

1426
01:50:08.760 --> 01:50:13.439
Melee being fast, like I've like
I recently got back into playing Marvel three

1427
01:50:14.039 --> 01:50:16.119
games kind of sucks, but I've
been on a fighting game, binge they

1428
01:50:16.159 --> 01:50:21.640
got, and like, I'm start
of playing Marvel three again and that game

1429
01:50:21.760 --> 01:50:30.159
is just so even that game is
pretty fucking fast. I'm saying I'm not

1430
01:50:30.279 --> 01:50:34.479
saying so, I'm not saying they're
slow. It's just to me compared to

1431
01:50:34.520 --> 01:50:38.439
you, because like you said,
how it feels, but like there is

1432
01:50:38.520 --> 01:50:41.039
always the comparison, right, And
the only reason people are saying that.

1433
01:50:41.359 --> 01:50:44.600
The people like myself is because of
the games I grew up with. Playing

1434
01:50:45.159 --> 01:50:47.840
the Regin the original Street Fighter felt
fine to me. Of course, it

1435
01:50:47.920 --> 01:50:51.560
felt fine because that was the only
nothing compared to one superstree Fighter two Turble

1436
01:50:51.640 --> 01:50:55.239
came out and you were able to
I put I put the feed all the

1437
01:50:55.279 --> 01:50:58.720
way up and I fucking loved it. And because of that, it kind

1438
01:50:58.760 --> 01:51:00.960
of ruined the experience of other g
F because I'm like, oh, I

1439
01:51:00.039 --> 01:51:04.760
just like how fast this feels,
because it just it's something that feels like

1440
01:51:04.880 --> 01:51:08.520
maybe I was just I don't know
if people just couldn't keep up or something,

1441
01:51:08.560 --> 01:51:12.720
but I just love that speed.
It's like, for example, when

1442
01:51:12.760 --> 01:51:15.880
I like, say, there's that
there's that Raid. When I started playing

1443
01:51:15.960 --> 01:51:20.680
Raid back in twenty nineteen, it
starts off on just one X speed normal,

1444
01:51:21.119 --> 01:51:24.960
but then once I discovered that there's
a two X, I never went

1445
01:51:25.079 --> 01:51:29.279
back because now one X literally feels
like they're underwater to me, and I

1446
01:51:29.399 --> 01:51:32.159
mean like underwater. I'm not even
fucking around where I'm watching this shit,

1447
01:51:32.199 --> 01:51:35.399
and I'm like, this is crazy. This is so fucking slow. How

1448
01:51:35.399 --> 01:51:39.039
the hell did I even play it
like this before? So that's kind of

1449
01:51:39.079 --> 01:51:45.399
how I feel like that when I
go from Marvelrus capcom two, or say

1450
01:51:45.520 --> 01:51:48.560
Killer Instinct to I try to play
the new Killering sting recently, and it

1451
01:51:48.720 --> 01:51:51.960
just like, even though a lot
of people really enjoyed it, it's not

1452
01:51:53.239 --> 01:51:58.039
what I played Killer Instinct for.
I played it mainly for the speed the

1453
01:51:58.239 --> 01:52:01.199
killer the vast amount of uh huh, because the feelers, you're like,

1454
01:52:01.239 --> 01:52:04.680
you're still fast in that game,
but it's more like combos, like how

1455
01:52:04.760 --> 01:52:10.399
long your combos go on? We
see that that's the one thing that they

1456
01:52:10.520 --> 01:52:14.319
still kept, Like you can do
way the combos is insane, how many

1457
01:52:14.359 --> 01:52:16.760
comms you can do, how the
length of them. But the thing that

1458
01:52:17.000 --> 01:52:20.600
really sold it for me was,
oh, I just did a thirteen hit

1459
01:52:20.760 --> 01:52:27.560
combo in like three fucking seconds,
like in the old games before like four

1460
01:52:27.680 --> 01:52:30.119
to five seconds and you're like,
oh, thirteen hits. Where it's like

1461
01:52:30.840 --> 01:52:32.680
that is say, for example,
I'm playing MK one or now, I'm

1462
01:52:32.680 --> 01:52:38.279
really enjoying it. For me to
do a thirteen hit combo is almost like

1463
01:52:38.520 --> 01:52:43.479
okay, that's it's closer to like
eight seconds or something. It's more it's

1464
01:52:43.560 --> 01:52:45.399
like a reasonable speed. I still
enjoy it. But I'm just saying I

1465
01:52:45.640 --> 01:52:50.039
loved the fucking speed. And when
we're talking about this, when I'm you

1466
01:52:50.079 --> 01:52:55.319
know, the gentleman that wrote in
is that's That's the only thing that I'm

1467
01:52:55.319 --> 01:52:59.760
really talking about is that I feel
like there is a standard that is set

1468
01:52:59.800 --> 01:53:03.880
by because of online gameplay that that
games can't be that fast because it's just

1469
01:53:03.960 --> 01:53:09.520
a little bit too fast for being
like a standard, and uh like that

1470
01:53:09.640 --> 01:53:13.920
that's just my opinion where uh and
I don't think depths of field or anything

1471
01:53:13.960 --> 01:53:16.239
in like a fucking Mortal Kombat or
anything like that is really gonna change it.

1472
01:53:16.359 --> 01:53:21.479
It's just it's just set specifically to
a certain type of speed. And

1473
01:53:21.680 --> 01:53:27.520
I'm not even like just I've there's
no cope. I'm fine with it because

1474
01:53:27.520 --> 01:53:30.439
obviously I still play fighting games.
It's not like I'm protesting, but uh,

1475
01:53:30.680 --> 01:53:32.800
I just feel I'm like, well, it sounds a little OBTUSEI if

1476
01:53:32.840 --> 01:53:39.119
you're not gonna acknowledge that that like
Marvel's Captain two is clearly much faster than

1477
01:53:39.199 --> 01:53:42.520
three or any fucking thing else.
And then as far as uh, but

1478
01:53:43.159 --> 01:53:45.760
what you're saying about Melee and all
that stuff or anything else and the all

1479
01:53:45.800 --> 01:53:48.560
that, I think that you can't
really you can't directly compare them. Yeah,

1480
01:53:49.359 --> 01:53:53.039
they're very very different games. I'm
just saying like they feel like and

1481
01:53:53.079 --> 01:53:56.159
I think it really is just the
ability to run in the way that you

1482
01:53:56.279 --> 01:53:59.840
can in Melee, and like by
itself kind of increases like the speed of

1483
01:53:59.880 --> 01:54:02.079
it to me because the fact that
I can run across an entire fucking battlefield

1484
01:54:02.119 --> 01:54:05.920
like a Ninja and just fucking sweep
under. But so many characters are slow

1485
01:54:05.960 --> 01:54:10.039
as ship in Melee. That's so
that's I'm just there's something that's not going

1486
01:54:10.239 --> 01:54:12.840
up. That's just it's not because
like something is just like, what do

1487
01:54:12.840 --> 01:54:16.800
you mean it's Falcon Melee? Fox
is fast. Falcos not fast, bro.

1488
01:54:16.960 --> 01:54:19.479
If you watch what I'm saying is
like, if you watch, here's

1489
01:54:19.520 --> 01:54:24.960
what I'm saying really from the base
from the bassist example of it. When

1490
01:54:25.000 --> 01:54:29.800
you watch like a really high level
competitive game of Melee, it looks like

1491
01:54:30.000 --> 01:54:35.119
fucking dragonball z Man. You can't
see what the fuck is happening. People

1492
01:54:35.159 --> 01:54:40.800
are like bouncing across the fucking stage
and they're like doing all this weird ship

1493
01:54:41.039 --> 01:54:48.439
they're teleporting there. Right, Yeah, So I can understand how that looks

1494
01:54:49.159 --> 01:54:53.359
because like for Melee, right,
like Melee has some of the fastest inputs.

1495
01:54:53.760 --> 01:54:56.880
We're like to wave, dash,
swave, shign somebody. That's one

1496
01:54:56.960 --> 01:54:59.920
frame. You have to do that
in one frame to get it get a

1497
01:55:00.119 --> 01:55:02.439
correctly. So I say more of
a stage, there's also more of a

1498
01:55:02.520 --> 01:55:04.840
stage. It's it's in the same
way that like you know, like in

1499
01:55:05.039 --> 01:55:08.640
in a two D you know,
street fighter game, it's really just the

1500
01:55:08.720 --> 01:55:11.920
same Like it's it's really just a
flat level. And I'm not saying that

1501
01:55:12.000 --> 01:55:14.920
the Smash doesn't have that either.
The most competitive high level Smash is on

1502
01:55:14.960 --> 01:55:20.119
that flat level. But there's also
there's just movement there in a way that's

1503
01:55:20.279 --> 01:55:25.079
different. Like you're not you're not
seeing people sprint across, you're not seeing

1504
01:55:25.079 --> 01:55:28.119
people get like juggled in the same
way. It's just a very different experience.

1505
01:55:28.119 --> 01:55:31.600
I'm not saying it's like fucking molasses
and it's like the slowest thing you've

1506
01:55:31.600 --> 01:55:35.520
ever seen. I'm just saying,
like when I watch a high level competitive

1507
01:55:35.520 --> 01:55:40.800
game of Street Fighter, I can
follow it very easily. When I watch

1508
01:55:40.800 --> 01:55:44.960
a high level competitive game of of
you know, marvlsus Capcom, I can

1509
01:55:45.039 --> 01:55:51.000
follow it like it's it's not it's
not something that is particularly tricky to analyze,

1510
01:55:51.159 --> 01:55:56.119
but Melee it's like if you blink
for a second, you lose your

1511
01:55:56.159 --> 01:55:59.840
place. And that's just that's just
the chaotic nature of Melee. All.

1512
01:56:00.279 --> 01:56:03.640
I think it's simple cantribute speed as
well, that's why, well you're playing

1513
01:56:03.720 --> 01:56:09.039
that that does absolutely factor into it. Was just because I played, like

1514
01:56:09.319 --> 01:56:13.720
play competitively and like I didn't it's
it's fast. It is definitely the fastest

1515
01:56:13.720 --> 01:56:16.760
Smash Bros. Game by far,
but it didn't it doesn't feel like blistered

1516
01:56:17.119 --> 01:56:23.199
last. I just wonder if it's
like that one of your most fast ones.

1517
01:56:23.600 --> 01:56:26.880
And like, I wonder if you
felt any different when you first played

1518
01:56:26.960 --> 01:56:30.520
Melee, if you had any like
if you remember it all that it felt

1519
01:56:30.800 --> 01:56:36.760
significantly fast or anything. You can
adapt pretty easily. I was, but

1520
01:56:36.800 --> 01:56:41.399
that was like two thousand and one. Mm hmm. Actually, no,

1521
01:56:41.760 --> 01:56:44.199
no, no, no, it
did feel You're just an anomaly. Like

1522
01:56:44.399 --> 01:56:45.840
I remember when I played four Play, I didn't know what was going on.

1523
01:56:45.960 --> 01:56:51.880
I was like, what the hell? Yeah, I was getting if

1524
01:56:53.279 --> 01:56:56.279
if the dude wants to ride in
again and say, if he wants to

1525
01:56:56.359 --> 01:56:58.920
refeat what I say, I would
be interested in hearing that because I just

1526
01:56:58.960 --> 01:57:02.000
feel like that does play a factor
into it because of of being able to,

1527
01:57:02.119 --> 01:57:04.520
you know, say, when I
use trainers, I manipulate the speed.

1528
01:57:05.039 --> 01:57:10.199
So I don't see why developers couldn't
just set it to a specific speed

1529
01:57:10.319 --> 01:57:15.359
faster for somebody like me to enjoy
games at at a faster pace, you

1530
01:57:15.479 --> 01:57:17.079
know, because frames, because even
the frames and stuff like that, they're

1531
01:57:17.079 --> 01:57:20.760
all still gonna be all that shit's
still gonna happen, but just faster.

1532
01:57:21.159 --> 01:57:25.319
Right, So like if this one
light punch is done and like a single

1533
01:57:25.359 --> 01:57:27.800
frame or something, it's still gonna
be done a single frame, but it's

1534
01:57:27.800 --> 01:57:30.520
gonna be done faster, you know, because you set the game speed a

1535
01:57:30.560 --> 01:57:34.760
little bit quicker. Talking this dude, this dude is fastening a noose right

1536
01:57:34.800 --> 01:57:38.279
now. I wonder, like I
wonder because I want to say, like

1537
01:57:38.760 --> 01:57:42.479
I would love to be like,
okay, please tell me how I'm wrong.

1538
01:57:42.680 --> 01:57:45.680
I'm very I'm very curious about that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

1539
01:57:45.960 --> 01:57:48.720
it's like not even saying like I'm
not even saying that I'm right. I

1540
01:57:48.800 --> 01:57:54.279
just feel like that I think I'm
onto something. But hey, please please

1541
01:57:54.880 --> 01:57:58.960
take a dump on my my theory. I don't mind, all right,

1542
01:57:59.039 --> 01:58:01.840
and we'll or round it out with
this. Loud Mouth wrote in he says,

1543
01:58:02.199 --> 01:58:05.159
not a question, but I'd like
to see Derek do a Jordan Peterson

1544
01:58:05.279 --> 01:58:13.199
recreation of Dracula flow, that's all, he wrote. Very that would be

1545
01:58:13.880 --> 01:58:16.960
very fun. I don't have the
best Jordan people. Well, it's okay,

1546
01:58:17.079 --> 01:58:20.800
it's been. He's kind of hard
to do a while for some reason

1547
01:58:20.920 --> 01:58:25.600
back in because there's this I was
playing GT online and I I was just

1548
01:58:25.680 --> 01:58:30.479
doing his impression like as if he
was playing and it was pretty good and

1549
01:58:30.800 --> 01:58:32.359
I but I think it was because
I was so not thinking about it.

1550
01:58:33.079 --> 01:58:35.680
Yeah yeah, and so now like
you kind of have to you kind of

1551
01:58:35.720 --> 01:58:42.079
have to like half the effort,
but it's hard to do it because it's

1552
01:58:42.119 --> 01:58:45.840
such a like inherently it's a Kermit
voice. But you can't go to Kermit

1553
01:58:45.960 --> 01:58:47.399
with it because otherwise it just doesn't
sound like him. It just sounds like

1554
01:58:47.439 --> 01:58:51.720
Kermit. So it's like it's really
hard. It's hard to do enough of

1555
01:58:51.760 --> 01:58:56.880
a Kermit to sound like Jordan Peterson, but not so much Kermit that you

1556
01:58:57.119 --> 01:59:00.359
just don't say you don't just sound
like Kermit. It's it's it's an annoying

1557
01:59:00.760 --> 01:59:02.680
I don't know, man, you
gotta have a lot of vocal control to

1558
01:59:02.760 --> 01:59:11.439
do it well. I think,
yeah, my challenge it's not Yeah,

1559
01:59:11.720 --> 01:59:15.279
it's it's frustrating. I wish I
could because I wouldn't stop probably Hi Hi

1560
01:59:16.039 --> 01:59:23.680
Hi, because it's like Kermit,
uh Canadian Kermit, Hi Hi, Jordan,

1561
01:59:23.880 --> 01:59:27.800
Jordan's come, come, Come,
Jordan's come. Like just you just

1562
01:59:27.840 --> 01:59:30.560
got to say things over and over
again, so you kind of get get

1563
01:59:30.640 --> 01:59:33.960
it down. This ship doesn't mean
nothing to me, man, Like I

1564
01:59:34.000 --> 01:59:40.920
don't know, black, black black, you gotta kind of I hey,

1565
01:59:41.239 --> 01:59:45.000
heye black, this sounds like a
remix. I mean, that's why that's

1566
01:59:45.039 --> 01:59:48.760
why I get my caidence down.
If I gotta say over and over all

1567
01:59:48.840 --> 01:59:55.039
right, let's let's let's let's let's
get the fuck out of here, all

1568
01:59:55.119 --> 01:59:58.079
right, let's let's let's get the
fuck out of here. Yeah, let's

1569
01:59:58.079 --> 02:00:00.159
go. Bye, guys, Thank
you guys for tuning in. Very low

1570
02:00:00.239 --> 02:00:03.520
key episode. And we hope,
uh, you know, if you're if

1571
02:00:03.560 --> 02:00:08.319
you're listening to this podcast wherever you
are, we hope you're I hope you're

1572
02:00:08.399 --> 02:00:14.600
safe in these crazy times. Wishing
you the best. I'm sure we have

1573
02:00:14.720 --> 02:00:17.000
I'm sure we have fans in in
areas of the world that are totally fucked

1574
02:00:17.039 --> 02:00:23.239
right now. So please be safe
if you can. Yeah, yeah,

1575
02:00:23.399 --> 02:00:35.079
but the top of the morning,
Oh my god, you you just marveled.

1576
02:00:35.079 --> 02:00:41.399
That you just marveled, is what
you did? You under you you

1577
02:00:41.600 --> 02:00:45.600
undercut, you undercut like a serious
little thing with like a like a cut

1578
02:00:45.680 --> 02:00:50.640
the tension joke that you know.
Yeah, very uh, it's very marvel

1579
02:00:50.760 --> 02:00:54.760
of you. It's seeping into the
way, it's seeping into the way you

1580
02:00:55.199 --> 02:00:58.880
talk to people. Now, was
it Weedon that started that? No,

1581
02:00:59.039 --> 02:01:00.680
it's true, it's true. Gonna
now I'm gonn psychoanalyze, you know.

1582
02:01:02.399 --> 02:01:05.319
Was it Josh Whedon that started that? Was it him? Or who was

1583
02:01:05.359 --> 02:01:08.560
it? Who starts? Who's responsible
for that ship? And that should be

1584
02:01:08.640 --> 02:01:11.359
like what drawn and quartered no,
go ahead. Well, let's let's not

1585
02:01:11.359 --> 02:01:13.960
get into let's go let's get talking
about who you're talking about. Just got

1586
02:01:14.039 --> 02:01:16.760
here, I said, I said, I said, Josh Whedon. I

1587
02:01:16.840 --> 02:01:21.039
hope you're not. We haven't Oh
well, I mean, all right,

1588
02:01:21.199 --> 02:01:26.359
we haven't read the names. Just
use the video that I threw in there,

1589
02:01:26.399 --> 02:01:29.960
I guess because like christ okay,
I don't know. I don't know

1590
02:01:30.000 --> 02:01:36.720
what. Okay, it's just there's
no doubt or anything to tell you what.

1591
02:01:36.880 --> 02:01:42.720
Sweetey stopped recording. Derek will include
this. Sweety is powerless to say

1592
02:01:42.760 --> 02:01:47.279
anything right now? Yes, so
so it so we're just gonna we're going

1593
02:01:47.319 --> 02:01:51.960
to cut into We're going to just
repeat the previous I actually looked into it

1594
02:01:53.079 --> 02:01:55.159
just in case to make sure that
we we could get away with that.

1595
02:01:55.479 --> 02:01:58.960
There's no name change difference at all, and there's nobody that changed, so

1596
02:01:59.279 --> 02:02:01.399
it would it would be the same
anyway. Okay, And we're gonna record

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02:02:01.439 --> 02:02:05.239
again in like two days, so
that'll be there'll be more up to date.

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02:02:05.319 --> 02:02:11.880
But uh, anyway, we'll see
we'll see you next time. Peace,

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Charlette. Oh no, whoa John
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every episode oft Start Tank podcast,
and aly got was this lousy dick transfem

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and shad in a chemistry PhD program, revised seemen on a human you assuming

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I want suck, I want suck
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and unt you? I'm super homo
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There's no come, there's no hot
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from the dicks of thousands of guys. What oh bombna lord of Drod's strikes.

1606
02:02:46.520 --> 02:02:49.479
I have a target lock on Matt
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me consider racism. Baller of the
first sin. There goes my homo.

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Watch him as she blows Keith David
but British thirteen episodes in Counting Down.

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getting cock in the rain. If
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into your girl, if you love
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the only Stark Tank patron do it
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just shot and killed not just one, but two people. Oh my god,

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dear Slim, I rammed you,
but you still incumb like to shaft

1618
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your testy day and you're taint down
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man. Derek's gonna love that,
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02:03:50.239 --> 02:03:54.680
get a nice kick out of that. Oh my god, Adrian,

1621
02:03:54.720 --> 02:03:56.760
get a glass. I want to
see it, Sweeny, like my weenie.

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You carry this weight trying to cover
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like no man could ever fuck you. But I see right through. I

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02:04:04.920 --> 02:04:14.399
don't know what is that some of
these songs like, but I see right

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what is it? Oh my god, but I see right through you to

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02:04:20.359 --> 02:04:24.399
make it seem like no man,
oh man, damn it. That's bothering

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me. It's right on the tip
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starring Paul Blart's Moall Coop and Blackface. Help can my ass? You're drilling

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me. You're drilling me. All
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cracker barrel for gays, tinfoil tyrant
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02:04:40.039 --> 02:04:43.520
keep Diane finestegin in office, putting
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1632
02:04:43.600 --> 02:04:48.000
keeps whispering the N word in Keith
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1633
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my peeni, bend my dick,
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I was gay, I was homofied, kept thinking I could never come

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without your dick inside. She pipp
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02:05:00.119 --> 02:05:01.720
my real name. But when I
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much harder than before. With my
ass in the air. Give your give

1638
02:05:04.640 --> 02:05:09.520
me your dick, and you don't
come into my asshole. I've got shock

1639
02:05:09.640 --> 02:05:13.479
wave in my head. Who call
I've got shock wave in my head?

1640
02:05:13.760 --> 02:05:18.720
Who calls me illogical? What the
fuck? That's so? That's Dragula flow

1641
02:05:18.880 --> 02:05:21.119
style. I don't know if that
is jacual fly. I don't think it

1642
02:05:21.239 --> 02:05:26.439
is, but that's very I got
shock waves in my head. Call me

1643
02:05:26.600 --> 02:05:30.640
illogical, average clear energy. Go
ahead, get comfy, take your socks

1644
02:05:30.640 --> 02:05:34.760
off. They should make PTOs wear
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1645
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happens to them. I think that
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the new Patron comes Stain logo.
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and involving Jets, TRANSFERM Gremlins,
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1649
02:05:53.479 --> 02:05:57.520
ninety million rodgens of ionizing radiation.
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1650
02:05:57.640 --> 02:06:03.159
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1652
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D Uri Lowenthal is my Keith David
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time. Sweep Big Game for Life, Ben and Jerry's Funky Monkey Indy butter

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Knife on YouTube. Jack a La
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1655
02:06:17.720 --> 02:06:24.880
call me Drose Fidilla because I ain't
getting off that shit. Three XO buying

1656
02:06:25.000 --> 02:06:29.479
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my ear and ceasing functions shortly after the

1657
02:06:29.520 --> 02:06:33.199
warrants he expired, Slurpin's stroke and
smoking joke and emoticon's going like this morning.

1658
02:06:33.319 --> 02:06:39.119
Owlet Keith David Drip Mah return of
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1659
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1660
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the Shadows movie Instagram account to win
a chance to have a conversation with Keith

1662
02:06:50.520 --> 02:06:56.560
David. Are you serious? I
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that right now. Wild little Coonberry
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pound Abby indestructible to alf a sexual
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from the other side of penis,
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hole. William Harrington, the last
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02:07:28.159 --> 02:07:30.960
choked out by some Covenci gloves.
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1671
02:07:31.039 --> 02:07:34.920
tag on him and all the Homo
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1672
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02:07:39.560 --> 02:07:42.760
is an a pedo, I mean
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1676
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ass hairs, Nikki Ziggy Chris,
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1684
02:08:20.359 --> 02:08:22.760
in a coma, but I need
your eight foot tall ass back in the

1685
02:08:22.840 --> 02:08:28.520
fight. Emoticon is going like this. Uh it was all to cream.

1686
02:08:28.159 --> 02:08:35.079
I used what it was all to
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read gay magazine, salt and peanuts. Duck sucking d up in a limousine.

1688
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brave hugger, Derek duck Hunt Bulk, the first disciple of the fitness Etherean

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Foragerian hunter melfuson the angriest crowd on
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you. You know who you are, and as always, wrapping out our

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02:08:56.319 --> 02:09:00.960
listen is the king of haphazard.
Thank you, Thank you all so much

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for your loving support over at patreon
dot com. Slash SNAr Tank, we

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love you. We'll see you soon.

