What about a Corey and Hamas? What about that? You know, you
think that you think that will solve them. You think you can talk to
you somebody, get Kyle Massey on the phone. Hey, look, he
said, Well, get mean. I am gay, I'm pretty gay gay,
I'm really homo. I guess we're not leading. I guess we're not
leading with that previous cold open. Uh, how's it going? How's it
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to get it out out of the way so we can uh, so we
can peruse all the topics for today. And honestly, you know, there's
not not really out gate big ousekeeping. There's not. Oh yeah, by
the way, I should be I should. I feel like this is something
I should have mentioned outside of the fact that we outside of the fact that
we did do a Jacks Film's episode, which should be live by the time
you definitely by the time you hear this. Yeah, we also did an
extra ammo a deep a deep dive on the h JF. Garrette. Uh,
let's call it pre true crime story. Uh, it's it's very interesting,
but it's also meg. I don't know how many people in the audience
even know who this guy is. I assume some people do. But like,
he was pretty niche even he was pretty niche even back then. So
like, I'm if you're interested in that, and you you should be because
that, sorry is wild. Going over to the Patreon you can listen to
that. But uh, outside of that, man, there's really nothing going
on in the world at all. No news, no breaking news, no
breaking news, nothing, nothing tragic, nothing, nothing on Twitter at all,
you know, no live leak, none, no conflict at all.
Conflict but if there was conflict. But if there was conflict, I would
definitely want to know, you know what, what xuc would say about it.
I definitely would want to know what Rebecca what what? What? What
does E Black have to say? What does think about what's going on in
I feel like a real place? Do you think he has a take?
Do you think he do you think there's no fucking way. I'm gonna look
up, and I'm gonna look up every every streamer. I'm gonna see what
is every streamer? Look up? What what does every streamer think about?
On the imagine? E P has a very reasonable take to it, very
reasonable, like what the it's it's extremely reasonable. But then like there's clearly
like some fucking girl tied up in the background. It's just like you can't
even you can't even focus on what he's saying because clearly there is some something
horrible is happening that he finally he finally, uh after ten, after ten
times of being fooled, he finally got one. He kept trying. Oh
man, this poor poor guy just wants to give his opinion on the Israel
Israel Palace sign conflict, and he's he's getting swindled out of his cupcakes?
Yeah, or what if? Like what if? What if? Uh?
So, the person that he actually captured was another decoy. He just actually
successfully you know, captured the decoy. And this and this, this this
decoy is pleading that like please, this was this was a joke, this
was another this this was another I got paid by a streamer. Please let
me go and he's like, I can't believe that is his excuse, I
I I don't. I don't even know what to believe anymore. It was
it was, it was it something? Wait, what did he did they
reveal that? Did the Gideon video finally come out? And he said he
was that's what he said in it. I actually don't know. Well,
I remember I was looking up at the time and nothing was out, and
then the weird things I've heard nobody react to it. So now I'm even
wondering did something officially out? I actually don't know. I feel like that's
way more important than whatever's going on in the Middle East. You know,
what's story? Yeah? What is? What is? Will not upload the
catch video? What's the point? Then? Yeah? I wonder why he
says that, But there is a oh, it's a two minute explanation I
guess of him saying why. But I'm still not even interested in watching that
because that's not a good reason and whatever whatever reason you have is dumb.
That's like, that's that's keno, man, that's that's fucking cinema. That's
sitting it almost behind in some fucking random guy's computer, and you're just not
going to unleashes that you're gonna first of all, you're gonna tease it,
right and then not release it and not doing it? What is like?
What is the what is the reasoning? Life seems so not real at this
point to me where I keep feeling I've said this multiple times on the podcast,
but I feel that we are in some sort of matrix style simulation.
And the thing about simulations that they're supposed to be simulated, supposed to be
realistic at least as much as possible. And what it feels like is happening
is and I think I've said this before that maybe our overlords they spilled whoever's
watching the servers spilled some fucking soda on them or something, and their real
time like dudes cleaning it up right now and it needs some quick repairs which
is probably gonna take like thirty minutes, but thirty minutes of them is hundreds
of years. Who knows how much time it is. So the thing is
that just seems so weird to me is there are things that are happening that
seems like they should be so impossible, especially like the stupidity of people.
When you think about things that you keep discovering like it's impossible someone should be
this dumb when I don't know man, like all the size of our brains.
And that's why I've been so fascinated with, say the JF thing.
Yeah, because of the I don't understand how this person doesn't see how guilty
he appears to be. Even let's just say, for the sake of argument,
let's just say he did not his girlfriend. Let's say he allegedly did
not kill any of Let's just say allegedly like he didn't. He didn't do
any He did exactly what he said, He just dropped her off. Like
for guys, if you if you haven't checked out the extra ammo, I'll
run through it in like a minute, real quick. There's this white supremacist
YouTuber that he likes to get around with mentally handicapped women. One of them
had the mind of like an eleven or twelve year old that he tried to
impregnate. Blah blah blah. He has I think dual citizenship. He's a
French Canadian and I think he's studied. He got a degree I think possibly
a PhD in the United States. He's like smart in a field. He's
admitted, and I don't know if he was being jokingly or not, but
he said he's autistic. So maybe for certain seems like it is. I'm
just it seems like it's the only reason why I say time on time on
time about what is what signs exactly? Well, there's what do you think
so besides the internet signs like there's you know, Sonic and then chronic use
of the Internet, besides those two things, like the real thing is because
the thing for me is that Okay, yeah, I guess it's sorry I
interrupt you. I like Sonic, right, I like right, but I
never looked up Sonic on the internet, right, And I think that's what
spared me. That's all what spared me from it. Do you think Sonic
makes people autistic? Actually? Yes, that that is. That is true.
That is true. That is that is that is Yeah, an impactable.
That is empirical evidence that has been studied for since Sonic actually came out.
But yeah, yeah, so that's that's that's why, that's why,
that's why it's like conflict is they don't have Sonic over there, and so
they don't have any like, they don't have anything to obsess over that isn't
like, you know, genuine like religious squabbles over Holy lands. So you
know, I feel they don't have sonic. They would be a lot better
off. With sonic. They would be more dangerous. You know, there's
missionaries that go over and try to spread the word of the respect of religion
or whatever. I feel like we probably need a hello of the one and
only two Blue Edge Edge Edge. These fucking dudes all dressed up like fucking
you know, and they're in their ninja gear with guns. They're like,
what does this sonic? What the what? I mean, let's be real,
let's be real. Where else where did they what is the what is
the when you look at the should I even you know, we don't need
to say that specific terrorist organization, We don't need to say their name,
but when you see terrorist organizations from that region, what do you think they're
What is the inspiration for their gear? From their ensemble? It was based
on Aladdin, It's based on the clothes they wear and the area they're in.
You guys are I'm sorry, I'm sorry? What are you? Oh
my god? This is this is an absolutely murdered so many things together and
said I've said some Derek and Chris. Like I've said function on this podcast,
but that was just so I'm not saying anything even remotely slightly at all,
and I am fense to that a little bit. That's correct. I'm
sorry, it's crazy. I mean, I mean, what funny is that
he was like one of the you don't make fun of like that because they
get active. My favorite thing about it, my favorite thing about it is
the idea that like the idea that entire relation would see, would see a
movie and be like, oh, let's do that. Let's like like the
orders its reverse. We're we need to fact check that because because the thing
is and what I mean by that I believe you do. You need to
fact check whether or not the Islamic religion came before or after Aladdin. Story
of Latin. I want people, I want you to look at people in
the certain region that have engaged in that those type of acts pre Aladdin.
I want people to look at pictures of these people and then look at pishures
after Aladdin. See terrorism before Laddin, like you couldn't prove there was like
you like you go back and you cannot catalog terrorism before Aladdin, like terrorism
superseded did not supersed a Ladin. I guarantee you afterwards if you look up
the Mujahadeen, right, the Mujahadeen were technically uh warriors to I think they
were too disrupt Russia to I think, and I think they helped fight Georgia.
If I'm getting this wrong, please correct me. I don't really give
a ship. That's not the point of this that I'm just saying them had
apparently the Mujadin parts of it. Ben Laden, one of them turned into.
Right, we know what they turned into now. I asked you when
was the date that ben Laden was officially labeled as a terrorist Christmas? It
was the date after Aladdin dropped, the day after Aladdin's Eve. Imagine because
you imagine the imagine the day before they're wearing like Levi's and like like Abida's
regular like just regular T shirts, some freaking like some fucking Dicky's T shirts.
The next day they're dressed like they're going to slumber parties. Could you
imagine that? Oh? Man, I love this so much, you know,
I love this so fucking much because of how like if you if you
log onto the internet right now, if you log on a Twitter something right
now, and it doesn't matter what side you take or any type of it
does not matter. People are up fucking set, people are upset. Yeah,
And I just love that we it's all jokes, it's all dir we're
having We're having fun here. We're not trying to round nobody up. It's
just it's just that the internet's so annoying right now. People people don't really
a lot of people who don't know enough about the situation are talking a lot
about it. And I think we kind of are self aware enough to know
that we don't really know enough to talk about this ship we get a serious
capacity. What the why would you want to hear our take on the We
are not valuable. We are not valuable voices at all. We can't change
it. Oh, can you imagine if if all of the strife and conflict
in the Middle East, if there was a headline that said, oh,
it was resolved because this really good episode of the snark Tank podcast just really
it just really like, first of all, that would look really embarrassing for
them that it that it took that it took this to uh to solve that
whole thing. But no, we gotta do it. Just fucking absurd.
We all got to what he jobs? Man, we got what he jops
one episode? No, what we got crazy? That's crazy. That's taking
a stance. So what we got to do is where he jobs and a
Yama over it. I mean, I have ay job, so I don't
get Bradley Cooper from that movie to make an appearance job on deck. So
whenever you get job is prosthetic noses combined. One thing I will say.
One thing I will say and why not Look, Uh, I don't know.
Uh, I'll say this. I'm not I You're an expert. I
need to know. If I'm going to fight to the death for someplace,
there better be a chiliese there better be a Chilis in that region, because
I'm not going to I'm not going to war for you're talking about. Chilis
is the absolute highest tier of mid quality food. If you don't have chilies,
you have, Yes, it absolutely is. Let me tell chili.
Chili is a tier mid Let me tell you this. Let me listen.
No, this is no better mid than you guys. Remember in the summer
when the pandemic was lifted for like a week or two or something, Do
you guys remember that everything shut down again. So there was that brief moment
where we legitimately thought it was over. Do you know where me and a
ton of people went to go celebrate chilies. Chilies. We were singing song
because you guys have chimp taste, but they were they were saying, loads
your taste, chili song. We were sing you like raising canes, chicken
on Ironically, it's not bad. It's nothing. That's not my favorite.
That's not my favorite chicken. It's not your old grandpa chicken. That's my
favorite chickens, rather like petro chicks, the tongue kind of chicken. And
that is that you might as well be eating boiled white out if you're gonna
be eating raising canes. That's what you're saying, chilis is made. It
is like, that's giving so much respect. You're crazy, dude. Are
actually kind of good, brother, They're kind of They had better than raising
canes. I'll tell you that a million percent flavor. But chilies just taste
like bread there, they're nuggets. The tastes like, oh, it tastes
like it tastes like cuts. What are you talking about? That's what raising
canes taste like that raising Canes has barely has don't have much flavor. I
give it that, I give it. So I can't put a poll because
I don't think there's enough people that have had the chicken from Chilis because it's
not their stable, right, Yeah, eating poison. That's why the chilies
baby back ribs're really not that good, bro, not like it's not like
real barbecue. But it's better than Yeah, it's it's it's better than not
having ribs. That's what's what's the top tier of mid? I would guess
maybe I think Chili's is actually a great answer. I would say, Olive
Garden. You're fucking out of your mind. First of all, like that
is that's kind of if are we talking about like American food or are we
talking about because the top tier of like mid restaurants, there's not enough because
all of god, that's too broad. We were talking when I'm talking when
I'm talking about what I'm talking about, when I'm talking about Chilis, I'm
talking about like Apple Applebee's, like American you know, fucking like these type
of fridays, like these establishments. You cannot tell me the Chilies is not
the king of those those establishments. I kind of I'll bat, I'll bat.
No is Australian technically, yeah, I mean also it's also very American
food, but like it is, it's Australian technically, it's American. It's
it's no Australian would go to out back and be like, oh yeah,
I remember though, remember what I said? And I feel like it must
be a curiosity thing. Where I went to the French restaurant and there was
a fucking French family celebrating their birthday and I I, why are you here?
Get out of here. That was a good French restaurant. They probably
wanted French food. Maybe maybe it is actually a really good restaurant, because
Jamaicans go to Jamaican food spots like we do. I imagine it's more out
of curiosity, though, isn't it like that? That's kind of like that's
kind of how I feel like when I go to pizza places out here and
I'm like, I'm curious. I have no expectation that it's going to be
good, but I gotta I gotta know, and I'm yeah, it's it's
never right here. There's one good place out here. I stand by its
prime prime is very good. Prime is not bad. Prime is almost it's
it's Joe's at the top, and then it's and then it's Prime. But
like, yeah, here, I really want. Yeah, when we go
out to Vegas, I like, I think these niggas will like this ship.
I'm not. I'm not like one of the anals about pizza. I
think. I think, like I don't even complain. It's like complaining about
like living in It's like complaining about living in like an inner city, and
like there's nowhere to play baseball. It's like, well, yeah, there's
buildings in Conker everywhere. You're not gonna be able to play baseball. Like
I don't. I don't cry about it anymore. I'm like whatever, when
I go to New York, I enjoy. No one's crying about it.
It's just it's just like true. It's just like, yeah, okay,
I stopped expecting anything out of it, man, like because because I don't
know, man, I've grown. I think that bothers me is that people
will like come up to me and like up to my face and be like,
dude, I know you hate pizza out here, but you gotta check
this place out. I had this guy yesterday come up to me like giving
me advice, and he's like, oh, yeah, man, we gotta
you gotta go to Big Knicks Big Knicks Pizzeria in San Pedro because I was
taking I was taking my parents down there to see a bunch of a bunch
of stuff. And I was like, Okay, fine, sure, I'll
give this place a try. And it was good, I guess, but
it was good. It was like if Papa John's cared to make a good
pizza, you know what I mean. It was. It was that kind
of pizza done really well, and that's good, great for you, But
that's it's not what I'm looking for. I'm looking for the long, thin,
crispy, fucking slice, right, which is fine. I can find
that. I finally, after many years out here, I found Prime in
Joe's and that's fine. I'm good. It's all relatively far away, but
I can deal with that. All we next to us. How How close
is Prime to you? Prime is like ten minutes away fromhere I live.
What's the address the address of it where I live? Of Prime? Which
one? What's the laude? Watching second them? I almost got him?
He almost stocks himself on camera. Yeah, you guys, I want to
have guns now, so I would go ahead, show up, please,
please show up. Scare me Californian with some guns. Damn, that's exciting.
I know. I finally kill myself. Scare me, please, scare
me, frighten me. Please. If I showed up at your house,
if I showed up at your house dressed in full clown attire while you were
asleep, and jumped on your bed and started giggling like a madman, would
you be able to kill me like quicker than you would be able to tell
it with me. I don't know. That's scared. That's a really scary
place to be in. You know. We're like you react and you kill
somebney like, oh my god, it was my friend. God. It's
like it's like that. It's like that Punked episode where Zach Brafft beat up
that little boys like shaking him. He starts shaking him like a fucking baby.
Was like ship. I was like, oh man, he's gonna kill
him. He was handling like he was handling that kid like a little monkey
handles like a rabbit. You know, just complete disregard. You know what's
crazy. Though. I've also seen monkeys be wayed gentler with every thing to
monkey. You know, I think the thing is it's like they they don't
know what anything is because they're stupid, primitive, useless animals, and so
they'll oftentimes like cycle between like completely reasonless gentleness and completely reasonless just brutality.
Like I've seen people dogs like pets, and I've also seen I've also seen
a monkey hit hit a dog with a rock like eight times, like in
the in the Dog with a rock too, And I'm like, what is
going on? Yeah, it's like they're they're confusing. I don't like monkeys
just drag kids up and let go them. I'm like, why you did
that? Like why they like? Why did you do that? Monkey that
steals the baby off the moped is one of my favorite videos ever with that
kid. He's gonna sell them on the on the little black Market, the
little Monkey Monkey Black Inside. Yeah, one monkey puts a baby on the
table, Like how much? What that's human? Like a human man cub.
It's probably there, you don't know, can't I can't stand monkeys,
dude. One time. Being around monkeys for at least a little bit makes
you really hate them. They're terrible. They're terrible creature. I don't call
ever being around a monkey. Yeah you do, but you don't want to
say it, but yeah, yeah you do. I want to say I'm
trying to hide my money. I've actually seen now that I think about it,
because I'm sure i've seen one of those. It's so funny because this,
this is like a this feels like a fictional thing. But I swear
to God, I've seen in real life those those guys with the accordions and
the little monkey on like the unicycle. I'm I swear to God, I've
seen that in person. I know that feels like a relic from like in
cartoons from like a million fucking years ago, but I swear to God I've
seen. I saw a monkey, like a tiny little monkey in a vest
in at least two thousand and three. I think I'm pretty confident with like
a little music box. I mean, it could be like the last one,
the last last one. Yeah, he was the last. They shoke
that movie. It's like the last of the Mohicans. But like with the
last of one of these guys, that's exactly what I was thinking of.
I've seen and kids one time, and a monkey like attacked my grandma,
my grandmother hit it with a frying pan and threw it out. Yo,
that's crazy, Frank. Pans are amazing weapons. By the way, you
taught me that the shut of a crocodile with with one. That fat dude.
Was that picture of that that portly fellow. No, not no,
not that, not that ship. No, he doesn't even have a frying
pad. Exactly what is up with that ship? Man? I said,
fr almost like a pokemon. It's crazy. But he was eating with it.
Then I guess an argument broke out between him and it and he showed
it. Who was boss? I'm who? Like, how did how can?
I'm sure this is AI? How did this come about? What are
you talking about? So? Have you seen any of those photos of that
big black dude, big belly, he's got cargo cameo shows shorts on and
he has a box of pizza and he's slidy out of gators. He's fighting
gators with one of them. Definitely, it's definitely AI. It's like,
but it's there. It became like huge to the point there's so many scenarios
of them. Now I saw of them was the gator and that dude shaking
hands they put their differences aside. I saw that one too. Yeah,
that's the first one I saw. Yeah, I like that. You said
shots he put out these little shows. It's it's it's it's getting pretty funny.
Have you seen. I don't know if this is true. People were
saying that you can no longer because a being uses a specific AI, and
so people are actually starting to use ban now. And uh. People were
for whatever reason, they were putting Drake in multiple scenarios to the point where
I guess you can't do that anymore. Yeah, they banned they banned Drake.
Yeah, as a as a prompt. I saw so many. I
saw him running from like a choop of cobra in the woods, and then
I saw him like so and then I saw I saw something about like him
being like this a here at type blob. I've seen a lot of them.
My two favorites one I just posted were he's eating some like you know,
AI chicken nuggets. They look like chicken McNuggets and he is hysterically crying.
It is the one that Wang posted. No, it's there's a little
Asian girl crying on the street and Drake has been down next to her,
making the fucking racist eyes that one. I did see that one. I
did see that one at all. Jesus Christ. So the amount of things
that people were doing, like, Okay, I get why they banded I
somebody else. There's a lot of weird, like, look, I don't
the idea Drake crazy. The implications the implications of aiart is very they're all
very concerning. However, some of the images I can't deny. And it's
not really so much the images themselves so much as the idea. So it's
still very human. It's still very much like the idea that somebody put into
a prompt, you know, Drake making racist eyes at crying Asian girl,
and that that it was willing to do that. The premise is what's funny.
It's not necessarily so much that an image exists, although it does help.
It's it's really just the fact that somebody came up with that. But
I love. My favorite ones that I've seen as of late have been have
been Shrek in Vietnam. Have you seen these not at all? Or Shrek.
It's Shrek crawling through bloody woodland debris with like it's really fucking distressing.
But there's like a lot of Shrek, Shrek crawling over fucking his frend's dead
bodies. This is what I disturbing, Like, like so what you know,
like what it's here, it's here. Yeah, No, I'm like,
you have to embrace it. It's like anything. I heard somebody make
a really interesting point about it because one of the reasons why a lot of
people are upset or afraid of it or not afraid of the wrong word.
They don't like it because it threatens some people's jobs, especially in the art.
It's going to ruin a lot of things. Absolutely, but somebody made
a point, and undeniably I agree, even though it's like it's not nice
to say, but it's it's the same as when say, an obvious example
cars, when cars started phasing out any other modes of transportation, especially when
it when it came to horses, which was the main mode of modes of
transportation back in the day, where it put a lot of people out of
business because that was it was one of those things where it's like, of
course, people are upset at the time, of course, but it's it's
an inevitability. And that's the unfortunate thing about AI that it's going to mess
with a lot of things that we appreciate right now. And I was like,
fuck, yeah, they're right. Yeah, I mean the reality is
that, Yeah, the reality is that AI is a tool. And I
think of it almost like a gun, you know what I mean, where
it's like there are there are there are places and times in appropriate times to
use a gun, and then there are places that are deeply, deeply inappropriate,
and those deeply in those deeply those deeply inappropriate uses are going to hurt
many, many people. Yeah, yeah, but it's but they're here,
you know what I mean. It's a it's a you. You can't just
like snap your fingers and wish it away. It is here. We're gonna
have to deal with it, hopefully. Like my my silver lining kind of
optimism about it is that this puts so so so so many people out of
work that it's kind of forced. It kind of forces us to reevaluate like
things like UBI and stuff like that and just be like, oh man,
well look man, no one's there's a lot of people willing to work and
no fucking jobs for them to do anymore because robots are doing everything. How
are we gonna like, how do we yeah, how do we adjust to
this new But that's like the best that you can hope for, really,
is that like we just kind of understand intrinsically that like we have to just
kind of take care of each other. Whether that happened is like, yeah,
I think it will happen. I think we just don't we have we
don't. We haven't. We don't. We haven't pushed, we don't.
We don't fight hard for the things to fight for us as people. Now
we've kind of lost the plot of like this is important, let's stand up
for it. We're like let's let's get mad and let's all watch x QUC
stream instead of like let's get mad, let's today is that video? So
I know one of the thumbnails I've seen is definitely fake of of of Charlie.
Yeah, the screenshot that you're Charlie being like there was like a fake
Charlie video that said some some major Middle East drama just dropped or something like
that. Yeah, it looks like he dropped like a seventeen to eighteen minute
video talking about the conflict. And but there is one thing that I don't
know if it's sure or not. I didn't verify, but x QC saying
that I like learned about the conflicts so you don't have to or whatever.
Oh yeah, that's real, that's real, that's actually real, that's actually
really Oh my god, yet explain it. I kind of do actually want
to watch that. Honest as much he thinks he's from, he's Canadian.
Canadians usually have the worst takes about everything, Like there's what they do,
dude, so many so many like they really so many, so many,
so many grifter like political folks are literally just Canadians, and it's very bizarre.
They're like really obsessed about American politics and they're these like weird Canadians that
have no nothing is going to pack them at all. It's very bizarre.
It's insane, bro, get the fuck out of here, Like you're you're
the worst. Canna is not the worst, but like the up I mean,
we put fucking chili, we put fucking fries in a bowl. Get
fucked, bro. They just finished killing Native Americans. That's how behind they
are, bro. They just they just finish. Like come on, bro,
they just got ship hundreds of years ago. They just did that ship
they're doing. I mean they've been let's let's wheel fair they've been doing all
right, They're just people are starting to like find out that you know,
there's a few left over that they're like a ship, you know, like
but they didn't all right, they found mass graves and stuffy they've done.
You know, they're not as bad as you think. Man, you got
they're stupid. You heard I haven't preached talk bro. The ship they're talking
about. The ship they're talking about goes over their head. The ship that
they're speaking current. It's like, yo, y'all are stupid? Y'all are
you want to talk about? Like that's the whole thing about I mean,
that's where JF is from. He's from Canada, Like that is it?
Is? This this guy? And then if I watch a lot of true
crime podcast stuff I've been watching recently, but when I like get on my
my benches or whatever, there are a stupid amount of cases that are in
Canada. There is an unusual amount of like I didn't kill somebody, Okay,
I guess they're just they're so I don't I don't understand, and you
know, I gotta there are some people that are probably gonna be some people
that are probably on a spectrum that I was about to start coming through like
who JF is just a little bit, we're a little bit of context and
I didn't finish, and I imagine that is really irritating because it's like,
what the like, Well, so real quick, JF White sprinter streamer.
You may not have heard of him, but he also if you're aware of
the commentary side of YouTube, you might have ran into him because he was
streaming with Andy Warski. If you know who we are, there's a chance
you know who Andy Worski is, right, So they were making that sweet
white supremacist money. So all we're gonna do is fast forward. This guy
is autistic and French goes hand in hand and he started, uh, he
started dating these mentally challenged girls. Dated one that they called Mama JF.
Who is it? She is not well? All of a sudden, fast
forward to just a little while ago. It turns out Mama Jeff is missing,
right, She's been missing, missing for four months. She's been missing
since June. And he said he didn't say nothing, and he just keeps
his story. It keeps bouncing around about saying she is resourceful, she is
like a Zeta seven, She is really good at traveler, and I dropped
her off a gas station and she went on a trip. That's his thing.
You just said he dropped her off and she's now doing her thing.
But then at the same time he says, well, she's been planning this
for a long time. But then at the same time, oh, she
kind of left miraculously. She did this before, and I wasn't sure if
she was gonna come back or not. And I was like, oh,
wait, wait, so which one was it. He also cleaned his apartment
completely, completely sterilized his apartment, changed all of the plastering walls, cleaned
everything out, So it sounds like he was sure that she was never coming
back. But then he also says, oh, I'm not sure if she's
coming back or not, and it is crazy. I'm not gonna go through
all of it. Guys, there's plenty of streams and people talking about it
that if you're really interested it. We also talked about it in our Deep
Dive in Extrammo. But like Chris mentioned at the top of the show,
but I cannot and this stems to me saying we're in a simulation. I
cannot accept what this guy's doing as it is. It is top. It
is what is above s tire? Is it think above as tears? There
is nothing stupid or that. I cannot believe what he's doing. I can't
believe what he's doing. He keeps He's been on multiple streams. In every
stream that he goes on, he has like a different version of something that
happened. And I don't understand if he has a lawyer. I don't know
anything about this guy, like his background, but if he has a lawyer,
this lawyer probably killed himself. That guy is overworked. That buddy is
overworked. He probably he didn't just drop him as a client. I think
he just just just I think he just often like he's like this is too
much. I can't deal with this anymore as a legal advisor. This is
the craziest thing I've ever seen. I just don't want to be alive anymore.
And then the poor guy's just he's just sitting there just it's I can't
handle this, bro. That's why I felt like, say, imagine Trump's
lawyers, all right, but now imagine Trump's lawyers times a thousand, because
that's that's basically what it is. Because Trump does a bunch of shit where
it's like, oh my god, I can't believe. I can't believe you're
doing this. Stop doing this. Please. Used to think out about Trump,
and then I was like, nah, he don't care. He don't
care. I don't I don't think he cares because I think his for Trump,
his his behavior has only gotten him further in life. Can you guys?
Can you guys see your favorite and click though, like I sent you
in the in the chat, what you got, I just got a little
something. Oh no, he found something weird. Oh my fucking god.
He's crying. I feel so bad. He's crying. Due. It took
me a while to find it too. I was like, I was like
scouring, I was scouring. Yeah, yeah, I saw that. You
were pretty uh ew if you scroll down, you see the next one.
Oh the Mario running no no, no Oka, the one that showing up
for me is he's just shitting everywhere. Oh yeah, it's him. It's
him shitting all over where is that? It's just in the replies, like
scrolled, scroll all the way down and you'll see it. It's it's him
screaming and shipping. That's what happens, man, Sometimes that happens. That's
just what happened. Sometimes that happens. I've never just shot like that in
my life. Am I weird? You've never You've never shot all over your
legs and screamed over like definitely laid down, got really upset, cried and
shot myself. But never how many days ago? Don't worry. I don't
worry about it. Definitely, definitely, definitely less than a moon ago.
You know what I've been wanting to find. There's this there's this picture that
you liked for I don't remember why, but it was like I think you
see like some chick's legs and like her like nails or some ship. And
then people were saying it was you. I don't know if you remember this
ship. There's a picture that I've been wanting to find for it because this
was I don't remember when this was, but like for whatever reason you liked
it for I don't know, some comedic purposes. And then you know,
it shows up on people's feeds and people were like they saw it because it
shows up in the news feeds and people were asking if it was you.
It was directly it was clearly some like some black ladies, like like her
nails or something. But I was like, how the fuck do I find
this? I want to find there was this thing. So yesterday I was
talking about dragon Ball Z on Twitter and Chris tweeted at me, you're gay,
right, So that I tweeted under him you and it's this video that
looks like mister bees is beating off just out of camera. I thought that's
what that was. Party was like. Party looked at that and was like,
is that mister I couldn't quite tell. So funny he's just out of
camera, and I'm like, what is he doing over there tweeting a dragon
Ball anyway? Why are you? Yeah? What about dragon Ball? Now?
I was talking about dragon Ball because me, we're just having people,
you know, we are nerds and anime fans going to arguing about stupid ship
that isn't real, you know, the usual. I can't imagine people fighting
over ship that isn't real. Stop is real? Head trauma trauma that's good,
that bothers me. Trauma trauma trauma that hits close to home. Because
Goku does have head trauma. Yeah for sure, Yeah, literally, that's
what that's what That's what it translates to. I think we does have brain
damage. Damn. How has anybody made a an animated short of Oh what
happened if he didn't hit his head? Yeah, that was like one of
the more that was one of the more famous things that I think I've seen,
Like, oh, like what if Goku didn't or I think it's like
what if Vegeta and Goku swapped, so Vegeta was like the good guy and
and uh Goku came with his brother and all that stuff is cool. Yeah,
I imagine. So I just I just I've never seen a person like
never hit his head. He would have just went to earth. Well,
no, he wasn't. He wasn't strong enough. Has a baby, so
like we would like Grandpa would probably been able to kill him if he would
have kept growing up brutally. But like if Grandpa Bahan was dead, also,
Roastie would have too. I feel like it would have just ate him
like he would have like he would have Grandpa would have been like, Hey,
this fucking thing sucks, let's eat it. He would have put his
whole arm in his mouth and sucked it out, and then it would just
be bones went up to him, ripped his face clean off, like naked
it off, gross, just like real come like He's like, oh,
look at that, walks off to it, ripped his face off. Everybody's
like and then credits and then roach. She's like, yo, that was
a kid. I know you want to fuck him after I'm done, and
then it would have been episode WHOA, Like wow, that's uh, this
is a different show. Good. Oh look I just saw I never used
that for you page, but it default when I just checked on on on
on mobile or not mobile, the desktop, and it shows you were trying
to what's her name just pearly things where she thin women are hotter than curvy
women. I'm just like her. Her fucking slap like a lot he slapped
out of her. There is something that compels me that I want to like
when you look at her, I want to shake her. I don't know,
like I have this weird feeling that I want to like, you know,
like, oh, there there's a gift. This is the best way
I can describe this. There's a gift of from the the the cartoon Mega
Man show. And when you push doctor light is possessed, right and yeah,
when he just pushes, like just throws her down. And I have
this weird compulsion where like when I if I saw, I want to just
push her. I wanted. She's a very pushable person, she really is.
I don't know, man, she's just bizarre. I know she's I
know, I know it's a grift. I get it again, it's all
engagement and all that stuff. But it's just like, I don't but she's
so weird. It's such weird. Yeah, she's not convincing that it.
Nobody likes her, even in her own like sphere. I don't think she's
really respected at all. She's I just don't. I don't understand what the
point is. I don't like her. I don't like her. It's she
makes me magat as a vagina and like she says something about the vagina havers
and that makes me upset because my daughter's gonna have and that makes me deal
with people like her, you know, right. I saw that that documentary
that I think it was j Aubrey. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, it
confirmed what a lot of people speculated. Because I did. I didn't care
to look into her, so glad lucky he did the work. Great job.
And yeah, she's exactly low self esteem just anything uh that humiliation almost
like a humiliation fetish at this point because it's the worst grifting out of any
of the grifters. It's not, you know, there's there's standard grifting,
like a grifting like what's her name, Cannis Owens, where she does it
convincingly enough to where people kind of forgot that she was a grifter, like
they think that she just kind of fit in. And then there was like
shitty grifting like the quartering, to the point where he's he's fine with grifting,
but at the same time, I think he doesn't fully understand what he's
doing, Like he just took ah there's a Nazi book publisher called him that
and he wanted no idea that he took a sponsorship from them, from an
antelope pill. Uh. They're they're yeah, they're literally you know, and
it's marketing and it's so so hold on, let me let me paint the
story a little bit. So it's a website that it's a website that specializes
in selling banned books basically or like controversial material is what they they refer to
it, right, But the issue is it's it's all just right with it's
all Nazi shit, like it's not you're not finding like the communist manifesto,
which is also very controversial. You're not finding like Marxist literature or anything like
that or any other it's it's just Nazis, just fascist material, yeah,
Nazi. It's literally just it's just Nazi stuff. And which is like,
which is unfortunate, because the premise of having an online retial that's specifically that
specifically deals in controversial material only is actually a good idea. It's wasted.
It's completely wasted, like things that would be banned or book burned, you
know, metaphorically book burd that people don't want you to read or stuff like
important stuff in history. But like Chris said, and then if you looked
at their social media, there's a fight because I actually started looking at social
media. Yeah, there's oh, just birthday shout out. You can get
a discount code on Hitler's birthday, Like, oh, it's a boy's birthday.
It's like that type of dumb shit that they're posting. And and then
if you look into the people that started it, they have a whole line
of a whole footprint of that. Yeah, they're they're just racist. And
and it's one of the things where recording didn't do like two seconds of research.
We're just like, oh, let me look into these people. Let
me just he didn't it didn't matter, or he didn't or he did and
didn't care because he understands that. I don't think he's that smart. I
really don't. I don't think I think I really don't. I think he's
a good business person and like he has a I guess a successful coffee company,
and he obviously his YouTube channels growing and all this ship Like he knows
what to do, he knows what people to reach. But as far as
like, uh, if you know, like you can be an idiot and
a massive audience and actually run businesses, Okay, even if you know what
I'm saying. But the finer I know, I know firsthand that you can
be an idiot and amassive audience. Yeah, turn out to Christ, up
to you, to you. I mean right, it's not that. It's
just yeah, if you have drive, you know, and and power.
Uh, if if you devoured, you're gonna get what you need. And
yeah, it's about big. It's about big, it's about biggest, about
let's just get the about Penis. Pen Let's let's brofraid. I'm still I'm
getting killed by the rock, Dude, I'm still I'm still looking like,
wow, Wow, you're you're Derek right. He's gonna kill you. He's
gonna grab you, put his head rip. You would happen before you know.
You gotta say Obama one thousand. He's gonna kill you in the only
and the only way the rock knows how. He's gonna use his special his
special ability where he hits you with a big rock. Yeah. That's that's
why he's That's why that's his name. He gave. He gets the rock,
like you know, he reaches into his inventory. He presses a right
D pad and then it equips the rock like out of nowhere. In video
games, if you're like the Hulk or something, you could pick up a
rock out of the ground, even if you're in the top floor of like
a like a glass. It's like that. Or he'll like you just reach
down to the ground, pull out even if you are on on like an
iceberg. He will reach into the ground, pull out rock and pummel you
to death of it. That's that's what it will do. I love the
idea of the rock hitting you and he with a rock and there's just a
huge wet mark on the Rock afterwards, like the Rocks has got a big
wet spot on it. Wet. I love it. I'm just picturing the
hypercombo, the gamma wave, the whole picture that I'm just picturing. That
was the Hulk was bugging in that game so much in the space and got
a meteor broke in that game. Crazy. Did he saw that? Clapping
you? He was doggy kicking you. He was going, He's sick,
dude. I love him. And did you guys ever play The Incredible Hulk
Ultimate Destruction? Of course I didn't. Ultimate Destruction was fucking sick. If
you ever played Prototype, it was basically that. I think it was the
same. I think it was the same studio, but with the Hulk,
so instead of like you know, whatever Prototype was, it was the Hulk
and you were just going around smashing ship. You could pick up buses and
wear them as gloves and and just beat up everything around. It was so
fucking sick. Prototype Remastered Rock again. Man, we need more Prototype for
sure. Any time I know we're get into Infamous, we need a Prototype
live action movie that that goes into the deep lore of Alex Mercer and his
quest for the Prototype. I don't remember what the history name it, so
it sounds like he's a secret agent. I hate like it's it's it's one
of those names. I'm Alex Mercer and I'm like, shut the fuck up,
dude. It is very it is very much like it's badass that it's
unbelievable that anybody would be named that, right, and it's like, not
him. He wasn't special before he got the mutation ship was he was a
scientist? He wasn't. But that's not But that's what I mean, Like
he wasn't like say Sam Fisher, you know what I'm saying, Like he's
not like, he's not like Alex. That's that type of name, Alex
Mercer and I'm like, that's not what you name some fucking nerd, like
get the fuck out of here. Should have been Simon Miller or something,
I mean, hoodie on And it was so man, I don't care.
That was so cool. Prototype is awesome for like a multitude reason, but
that was that was my ultimate I'm convinced Prototype probably Oh man, I should
be careful when I say this. I'll put it this way. I think
there are shootings that did not happen because of prototype. Yeah, definitely those
kind of games saved lives for sure. Absolutely that game was such a blowoff
Steam game for me that I can't even tell you, like I love that
game was like that I came into school every single day with the honestly people
talking about people. Oh my god, this reminds me. This reminds me
of Uh. First of all, I find it like high school was actually
pretty fun for me, Like I was fine having good time. But uh,
this reminds me of that story. Have you seen this this So this
guy he's on YouTube and he he he does these mental health things, right,
He's like a mental health not guru or something, but he focuses on
mental health consecration. I'm not going to name him because I don't really remember
his name first off, and also I I don't want to I don't want
to attract the gyre of this guy. But so, there's this guy.
He's like a really nice guy. He has this whole story about how he
how he came on to TikTok, right, how he was a shooter.
Well, yeah, and he went into school. He went to school with
a gun and he was like and in the video on TikTok, he served
prison time like for like many many years, and so he's back on and
he's now doing like a social media and he's like, you know, doing
doing the good person bit, which like, I look, I don't know
how bad. I don't know if that's real or not. I fucking have
no idea. It could be totally legit whatever. But like in the video,
he goes, yeah, like I was just so angry and I went
to school with a gun. I didn't want to kill anybody. I just
wanted to die. So the idea was that he wanted to pose a threat
to the school so the cops would kill him. But he was like wrestled
by like faculty or whatever. Right, But like there's like news reports about
how he he didn't kill I don't think he killed anybody, but he shot
at a guy I thought. So what happened is afterwards, after he was
released, a black person came after him, and I think he did kill
people. I get me wrong. I think he did kill people. And
like I didn't hear that at all. I don't know what the fuck you're
talking about. God, this is real. This is real. That guy
knows on TikTok, I saw it. Some guy tried to kill him because
he was a school shooter. And what happened is that the guy that tried
to kill him got arrested and got more time than he did for shooting up
a school actually not kidding the guy that was that. You're trying to say
that relation to the actual incident, Well, well the point is, like
that's the thing. It's like, he didn't he it's he didn't massacre like
a bunch of people. He didn't kill anybody. He shot one person.
What happened. I know one person got shot because the gun went off and
hit the dude in the leg. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly,
I remember that. I remember that now. Yeah. But so now this
dude is just on. It's so weird because he's just on TikTok now,
and I don't know what to make of that really, like like you know,
you know what, So I here's the thing. I feel like there's
plenty of people. I know someone personally that went to jail for eleven years
for attempted murder and he turned his life around. I know it is possible
for ability. So I know this guy, right, and so it is
possible. But this guy, though, and the way that he's going about
it like being on tiktopic, not like because there's plenty of people who go
to seminars, they work with organizations and they do they give speeches, they
go to places, they do the real work. They don't fucking get on
TikTok and be like look at me. And here's another thing that that really
kind of made me that one thousand percent turned me off of this dude.
Or he was trying to say like oh he was. It was one of
those things where its like there's white there's racism against whites too, And then
he talks about the story of like this black dude with the sword, that
that's what it was. That the same guy I thought maybe you were talking
about the guy he shows these cuts on his arm. I'm laughing because just
thinking of this dude to get him with the sword, yo, the same
red rag on his eyes. He's like I can't see if I can see
him, well I'll get Do you guys remember the case? Do you remember
that? Do you remember that story? Sixteen? Yeah? I remember that
so well because I think of the the meme that we shot where like I
was swinging the sword and I was like white su premises remember remember remember during
COVID when there was this white guy like talking was like, it doesn't matter
what skin color you are, We're all in words. And then they ordered
him and they attacked him. I forgot, we're all inwards. And then
what happened is the whole crowd they just it looked like World War Z.
They that is all the fun. Then there was some guy with a mown
arrow during COVID too. I don't know if he was the same guy or
not. Right, we did that. That was we talked about that story
and and that one of the some somebody in our audience animated with legos.
It was it, Oh yeah, that was the lego. That was like
the lego or nothing lego? Was it? It was like action animation about
the guy being dude, do the animated people on fucking fire back then?
What? Yeah? We we. That actually kind of just made me realize
how yeah that was like a man do man? I really want to appeal
to these motherfuckers because that was that was so cool animators in general, that
yeah, animators are awesome, big shout out. And that's the thing,
you know what, And that's actually a good point of the finding these people
and asking them if we could also share their work on our plant, on
our social medias so we can kind of like maybe get that whole like a
new renaissance of that ship man, because it was crazy. Did we saw
that? All right? Whatever, let's move on, let's move on,
let's get let's get some questions. All right, Yeah, we're good.
I tried to do this like thirty minutes ago. Yeah, I'm putting out
shirt. I'm putting that. That's that's gonna be one of our new merchants.
Before you mojave scribe brought in, he says, returning patron and previous
question ask her here. I had to cancel my patreon. Do you gaggle
of you gaggle of ethnics after my job shut down because the chief financial officer
fucking killed himself by jumping off a New York skyscraper. That's fucking dope.
Did you love her? What are you? Were you happy? I mean
what you were probably mad about the job? Well, so he was,
well, so he said, So imagine my surprise when these newer episodes have
adds for my old company, bed Bath and beyond. Good to be back.
Sorry for the sorry for the non question, totally worth it. That's
excellent. That is how real? Is it? Have been? Bath and
beyond? Uh n y c uh suicide? I like, what the hell?
Yeah, it's a real wow. Look at that from the from the
Tribeca building. That's the Jenger, that's the that's the tower one. That's
crazy. That's that's nuts. That's crazy. I love it, bro I
mean, I don't love that he died, but like I love that.
That's a crazy building to jump from, man, because you don't even know
if you're gonna make it to the end, you know, if you're gonna
hit one of those weird jaggy bits. Holy ship. That's that's the reason
nobody's ever jumped off the Empire State build I'm pretty sure, because you just
wouldn't reach the floor. Yeah, you gotta have conviction, though. We
gotta have a baggy shirt. You have a baggy shirt and baggy bit,
so you can go what you do. I'm trying to you trying to float
in and land on a building like you're trying to like like make it so
like Batman and the like Infamousman that weird like hover animation. I was gonna
kill myself, but I decided not to have enough time to figure I didn't
want to anymore happen to those people in the middle of a jump. To
be to be fair, I made a mistake. But yeah, it's almost
an instant. It's so funny. Day that bad. Yeah, I mean
it's not funny. Funny, but like three stories maximum because you might survive.
So just just like five stories, that way less likely. It's less
likely. That's what I'm saying. Three stories is that good? Like medium,
where there is a high probability that you will die, but then there's
also pretty decent probability that you will survive. Do not jump off buildings.
If you don't jump from it hurts. Don't want to give advice. Well,
I'm not saying don't jump. I'm just saying, if you're already,
don't try to get some advice, Homie, don't don't jump, bro,
like jump it's so stupid. Right, you're a CEO, and if you're
planning on jumping, here's what you do saying don't jump, saying jump,
bro, download your con sciousness into the car. Drive me. It's like
bit like bender. I think somebody was what was it? Oh it was
Hermes. Hermes was gonna like on the on the edge of the building,
He's like, do a flip. And I always thought like, that's the
that is the correct answer you tell motherfuckers, because that's the way to go
out. You do something, explode your legs though Lands and he turns into
eat remember that joke we said before Lands And for a whole frame he's eating
the rest of you. I think animated too. I think that might have
been like portuplus or something. Yeah, I think so too. Yeah,
I hope he's all right, yeah, wow, fucking nigga in a minute,
let's move, Let's get on to uh what is this? What is
that? Mister hot Salceroni says, hell, are my favorite three Musketeers?
What are some of your favorite horror movies? Also? Fun fact, the
guy that's sang the Grinch song voice, Tony the Tiger and the commercials.
Oh wow, I'll choose to believe that whatever that sounds like, they're there,
Frinch or Ridge. I'll make those niggas. I'm a big I'm a
big, evil dead guy personally. I love those movies pretty especially too too.
I think it's too I think it's like a perfect piece, perfect movie.
Hard movies don't really do much for me because they don't scare me.
So like the ones that I can have fun in are usually the ones that
I'm gonna love more. And Evil Dead is usually usually top of those because
everything else is either too I don't know, man, like I never got
into the Freddy Kruger's or the Jason movies, like they didn't they didn't do
anything. We were born. We were born after during a time they were
like very much so big hits. Because my sister is twelve years older than
me, so she was around when they were like coming out like they were,
not the first one, but some of the other ones, and she's
she loves those movies. She likes them for because they are they're they're retarded.
I like them for that reason. I don't like serious. If anything
that's trying to take it so seriously, I don't like at all. And
Final Destination is another one that that's I love the movies and I love that
in those movies, my grandmother would look at me with fear. Sometimes she's
like, he's laughing foul. The station reminds you of those I don't know
if you guys saw this trending on Twitter, because Twitter has just become like
an absolute cesspool lately. But like I saw this, Uh, it's like
an animated recreation of like a bunch of Chinese workplace accidents. Have you seen
that? No, No, it's like it's not I don't know it's it's
just it's all a bunch of like like animated videos of like three d rag
dolls dying in like workplaces, and I'm like, I see them, and
I'm like, I know this is based on I've seen these. I've seen
these videos. It was because the cameras in the same place, and like
it's all that. It's it's even got the Chinese text over it. It's
it's so insane. I love. That's what those movies were. Basically,
there was a movie. There was a meme where which was like when you're
an Asian, when you're an Asian man inside of a smoke factory and you
look up to the side and it just says Lively and he starts sweating.
I'm like, damn, dude, you're gonna get killed in a very grotesque
manner very soon. But shout out to Lively. Shout out to Lively,
because yeah, I'm missing I don't know how I feel about that. I
know, I do miss I missed when it was a place that you had
to go and not something that just infected twitter. I miss, I do
miss that. I do think we lost something in taking everything and just putting
it in the same place. I do think. I do think it was
better when we kind of had to go certain places for certain things in some
respect. But but that's not the world we're living in no moment, So
I do not are is bloods are rode in he goes hey, green Goblin,
hobgoblin and new Goblin. That's mean, what's the weirdest way you new
goblin sucks? That's definitely me, definitely me in this equation. No,
No, you're like hobgoblin. I think, I think because goblin is so
clear. It's just a white It's just literally just a white guy with short
brown hair and on a fucking snowboard, you know, like it's it's he
sucks. So it's not even a goblin. He's just a guy. Like
why is he even called the goblin? He's dude. Four Harry Osborn really
is just the dude due the guy so dumb. God. Yeah, I
don't know anyway, Bloods are road. He says, Hey, Green,
Hey, several goblins. What's the weirdest way, what's the weirdest way you
found out about a very popular character slash series. I saw someone say they
found out about God of War because Kratos was in Mortal Kombat nine. Stay
weird, de generous insanity. That's not that crazy. I could see that
if you just play fighting games. Who really, if you just play fighting
games I don't know that close to video games at all, and just not
be aware of Great's presence. There's so many people, man, there's so
many There are people who just play fucking FIFA. You know that's true.
I just look, man, it is true. But it's one of those
things where it's like I guess, not being aware of Even people who don't
play video games will be like, oh, I know that guy. That's
Halo. That's that's that Halo guy. You know, they like it's just
one of those things you see fucking cradles from like, oh yeah, I
know who that is. I've never played a God of War game, but
I know who that guy is. That's just a little bizarre Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy
Rings rings. I think, well, I mean I found out about uh
what is it Yoda through Soul Caliber, So I mean, I can't also
make sense to me too, but it's I that's fake, that's real.
Believe I'm gonna I'm gonna like, okay, I guess you know, like
no, Like I played Soul Caliber and I saw this little green little boy.
I know, I know you think you believe that, and I respect
you believe that, but I can't. No, I swear I had no.
I told King, I told you I was not a Star Wars kid
growing up at all the entire day, but never seen Yoda and be like,
oh, that's what discover Darth Vader to right that way? Who's that?
Oh never mind, then you still have a lot of catching up to
do it. He hasn't. He hasn't been in a in anything I've played
or watched. But I was watching, So this is crazy, this is
crazy thing. It's really happened. I was with Lily's cousins one time and
we were watching. We saw Hugh Jackman come on the screen and the cousin
was like, Oh, that's the guy from the Greatest Showman And I was
like, excuse me, She's like the guy from the Greatest Showman, right,
And I was like, don't you mean Wolverine for twenty years? Yeah?
Oh well yeah that too. It's like you did that too. I
don't that makes sense. He's a guy from the Prestige in it. Yeah,
that guy of life A Tree of Life, bro, remember the Tree
of Life, the iconic movie. Fuck are you talking about? What?
It's like? Oh it's Addy Sandler from SNL. Yeah yeah, yeah,
you're like, no, there's certain there are certain things. I think.
It's like, what the fuck are you? Yeah? From Shrek from That's
that's fair. Actually, I will say that's not No, it's not kids.
Kids at that time, Okay, at that time for kids, there's
no way, like a five there's no way. A seven year old child
was like I can't watch I can't wait to watch Delirious. It wasn't I
mean. And then some of them might be too young for like the Nutty
Professor, you know, like that was he he had such he didn't stay
consistent, and so like you have like oh, so there's like a stand
up, there's coming to America. There's the Nutty Professor, and then there's
Shrek. Like as far as like those big ones and those are like a
lot of times in between. Yeah, and like it would be. Those
movies are all kind of raunchy and in some way though to be fair,
agreed from from from Tower Heist Right from Tower Heist. Oh my god,
I saw that seen that movie. I never would have seen that but my
friend's mom. I was living with my friend at the time, and she
brought it over. There's no no other way I would have seen that movie.
Is that Miranda sings from Wreck and Ralph? Oh my gosh, she
isn't that movie for a half second. It should go away? She's dead
her that No. I think she came out and said something recently. I
don't remember something that pissed people off. Whatever, it was one of those
things that I remember what it was like, you know, don't know what
she has to say. I wonder what she has to say about this is
Oh God, get Colleen Balinger to sing and ukulele song of Peace. That's
it. That could maybe help you solve everything. Brother, Yeah, you
should should. I should tweet it. What's the That's a good tweet?
You got something there? Now, I'll tweet at her. I'll be like,
yo, I don't know if you I don't know if you heard,
but the Middle East is in oil right now. Pretty weird. You could
things are pretty weird right now. If you could, could you bring out
your ukulele, I'll tweet Gal Gadot ask her to do sing Imagine. Let's
like it, really, I think about that every now and again. I
think about that that. I think about that every now and again, And
I'm really, sincerely every time, fucking gobsmacked that they thought that that was
like an appropriate thing to do. Yeah, it's like, let's I got
an idea. Everyone's stranded at home and losing their jobs and isn't making money
and can't afford rent and and is losing their loved ones to a plague.
Let's do a collab. Imagine, let's imagine all the imagine sing a really
bad song ye made famous by a wife beater. Let's take this wife beater.
There's a little song about imagining not being beaten up by your wife and
a bunch of people poorly imagine your wife. Listen, that's what he was
really singing. And then like the record company was like, listen, can
we like make this a little bit less volatile? Please? Well, so
I'm so bad. I can't do a Liverpool beating wife. That's better.
That's good. That's pretty good. I like that. I really love it.
Favorite thing to imagine with Hassidic Jews and members of Hummas. Oh my
god. I feel like they would have a hard time getting along. I
feel like I feel like it'd be we'll stitch you together. We'll tell them
that it's like, oh, it's just their side, like it's just people.
The trick them into a collab. It can't work if he's here.
It's the idea that this is like a fairly odd parents episode or something where
you could just like resolve it in like twenty two minutes. It's like,
this is like an I Carly, Like if I if I wrote I Carly,
this would be the pilot episode. It would be it would be I
Carly solves the Israeli Palace sign, and it would be, Yeah, I
can't work if he's here. And did you did you guys ever? Did
you guys ever watch a show called Corey in the House. Of course I
didn't watch it, but I'm aware of it. So Corey in the House
has it. I don't know why this episode has been I don't know why
I'm thinking about this, but there was an episode where all right, so
let me lay the groundwork here first. Corey in the House is a show
about Raven, Raven Simone's brother from that's a Raven becoming a chef with his
dad in the White House. Well no, no, no, no,
no, no no no, he doesn't become a chef. The dad was
always his dad became a chef and then he went to live with him in
the White House. And this is the story. This is the story of
Cory in the House. And there's an episode where they accidentally sell Alaska to
the Russians and they have to win it back through it in like a dance
competition. And I'm swear to you, I'm not even I swear to you.
They see g the dances like I this just came into my head.
Uh gross, uh like immediately, I don't know why. I don't know
why what we were talking about reminding me of this. I can't believe.
I can't believe that's a real thing. You simply you you simply. I
understand this is very funny and it is. I would lie about it,
but I assure you this is real. That that's it's very real, very
real. There's that is okay, all right, okay, it just sounds
so why would they be involved in how would you accidentally like, oh my,
there's so many things that I just have to watch it. There's that's
that's the only thing I can do episode. The episode is called air Force
one too Many and I don't And there's a there's a scene where they're in
a dad there. Oh it's d d R. Sorry they're doing a D
d R. Okay, but like, but I swear to you it makes
way more sense now is that it's dancing. Yeah, you know how much
the Russians love D d R. You have to see this clip. It's
huge. Can we's the episode? Put this clip? You have to see
this. Hold on, let me so, let me let me send you
the timestamp. Go go to eighteen minutes and fifteen seconds into the It's the
whole episode on YouTube. It's called air Force Went too Many. But like,
there it is he is dance paddling the Russian Prime Minister and it is
the ski. It's such a it is such a fever dream of a fucking
thing. So why why is the president not doing it? I don't like
he delegated Corey to do it because Corey has the exaggerated he the young,
the exaggerated swagger of a young black team. So it's also racist. It's
like, it's like racism. Hey, you boy, you're you're good at
dancing, get over there and win back Alaska. Sure it is, Yo.
It gets so fucking I watched this on Mushrooms and got so scared,
like it's it really really scared me. Uh but uh, how about how
about he wins? He wins the dance battle and then they get they get
rushed back. Spoiler alert spoiler alert sorry for season one, episode five,
Season one. They did this by the way that it's only going up,
dude, that is so crazy earlier. That would be like if they went
to space and Fast and the Furious One. Yeah, exactly exactly that exactly
that fucking well. Although I guess episode one raven someone could see the future.
That's a raven, So I guess I guess the whole I guess the
whole point of Disney Channel sitcoms is that they are shark jumping stories in the
first place. Fair enough, like Wizards of I didn't watch that show,
but Wizards of Waverley Place. I assume it's just about fucking real wizards who
are alive somewhere, which is already like all right, yeah, just yeah,
I don't think you called it. I don't finitely I don't think you
called it. I definitely called it that. I called it magical, n
word over the place, magically. What about a Corey and Hamas? What
about that? You think that you think that will solve them? You think
you can talk to you? Somebody get Kyle Massey on the phone. They
then Yahoo and fucking and Corey fucking a D d R and dance up with
the territory by a mile bro. How does that even happen? I think
headphone chords are alive. Corey beats him by a country mile bro. He
that he fucking destroys him. And yet who has to step down like Israel
has to pack up and leave it? Does the pack up and leave Israel?
Backup and we'll find the land of Milk and honey again, niggas.
Dude, Oh my god, the idea of Corey, Corey and Amas,
Oh my god, that would be making fun again next time on Disney Channel.
Corey in Amas, I thought that Middle Eastern like fucking harmonic minor music
minor so specifically accurate. All right, let's see, let's be fun.
Oh my god, Hama every week. Oh god, I understand they're just
doing all this atrocities under the under the name of Cory Harry Harry Dubois gagging
on a Luga road. And he says Ohl a Hispanic panic, well spoken
elder, and Sweeney. My question reads, thus, is sober October a
valid practice in your opinion? Or is it a way or is it just
a way for addicts to prove that they're on top of it? He wrote
it in quotes. He also says, ps the discord. He also says,
PS the discord link broke. A new one coming soon, boss,
Uh, Sweeney, Yeah, answer for this man, Okay, there will
be one. But uh, sober October. You guys know the origins of
sober October. I have no idea. It's so I think this was like
twenty sixteen or something, Joe Rogan with his friends Bert Kreischer, Ari Shafer
and Uh and Tom Segura. This was because of Burt, because Bert's four
Horsemen of the Apocalypse basically basically and Uh like the only one that I somewhat
like is Tom Sagura still And I my relationship with him is a little bit
iffy because I said that he he was what do you call it, he
muted me on Instagram whatever that's called restracted me. So I respect him a
lot less, but you know whatever. But long story short, they did
a competition with it, and it only started because Bert Kreischer is a fucking
alcoholic retard and they just try to get him sober for like a month,
and so they turned into a competition and then it got too far because Joe
Rogan's insane and he must destroy everybody. And they started like, oh,
we need to like do this and lose this amount of weight and whoever can
get this many miles on our like heart trackers and stuff. And then he
started going to the part where he's like pissing brown because he has no more
water in his system other than to keep him alive. It's yeah, basically
it got to the point where they're seeing that beige in my toilet bowl.
That's the inner lines of my kidneys. If you piss brown, you got
to go to a hospital. I pissed beige, Like you're a pussy.
If you know if you'd never experienced that, that's a that's the Joe Rogan
podcast. And so they stopped it finally because it got to the point where
they were like, oh, this is getting too dangerous, and then it
became like nerved and then everyone that we're watching and stuff like this is gay
and boring now. But uh yeah, it was a whole thing where it's
like, oh, it just gets sober for a month and then we'll continue
our debauchery afterwards. And it's like, well, then, what exactly is
the point? Like really, what is really the point of you taking a
month off other than maybe your body thinking, yeah, I don't know.
To me, like I could easily go a month sober, Like it's like
incredibly easy. If you need to prove to yourself you can do it,
like some people need the proof so they can do it. That happens,
ye, I mean it's yeah, so it sent you would have things to
have a problem, you know, Like when I used to us to drink
a lot, I decided to stop. I just decided to stop drinking,
and I was I can go, I can go to price it out smoking
and drinking. And I proved it to myself and I was like, all
right, cool. And then from there and now I don't really spoil and
drink at all anymore. But I had to prove it to myself that I
could do that. You know, so some if if you need a proof
that it would like if it's like a it's October no more like no no
November, you know, bro, like just stupid, which is retarded.
That's that one's like no respect for anyone who does that, like zero zero
zero and why say that specifically? Try it not healthy? Big thing that
annoys me. It's it's it's it's empathetical, like say, how okay,
sober October. It Actually it can have a lot of benefits because people like,
oh, I'm gonna cut out alcohol, I'm gonna cut out fast food
or whatever. I'm like, actually, that's incredibly healthy. That's great.
Not beating off is actually like you talk to your fucking neurologists and you'd be
like, no, you should keep the pipes clear. Keeping it built up
is not good at all and is not It's like a fucking there's like a
fucking balloon animal not it's fucking perfect. Right, I'm fine, I did,
I did. I did November one time and my balls were basically as
big as as as you ever guys play tether ball. It was basically it
was like saying, that's not really I scroll them inflated to the point where
it was smooth like a tailor ball, because you know, like you got
all this room right, like it's like stretchy and like wrinkly like old man.
But if you, if you, if you, if you go into
the future, you're you're, you're, you're, you're, your specimen will
build up to the point where you, like I'm telling you, Sometimes I
see tailor balls and it reminds me of that I have little PTSD from that
ship. I can't go. I can't go to like high schools or playgrounds
or whatever. See the tailor ball, and I get like a little freak.
I just don't know how. I just don't know how people do it
in the first place. Could you imagine I can't I can't. I can't
go two days. I can't go nothing. I cannot go two days.
It is impossible. A week. A week. It's just the second twenty
four hours. The second twenty four hours hits. It's done like literally like
a start hitting rhythm. Did you feel it I feel like I feel like
something's wrong, something's not right. I mean, I can definitely get like
because sometimes I'm just too busy. That's what it really comes down to you,
honestly, where I'm like, oh, I didn't I don't have time
because because even making off, I will say one time though, because like
I was, I was really irritable because of that. And uh but this
was it was a long time ago. When I used to drive from Hostienda
Heights to glen Glendale for work, was thirty miles. Used drive like thirty
thirty plus miles to work. And one time I was so fucking just I
was so busy. I was so busy and I was so traffic down.
I was upset. I was about to do I was about to do Falling
Down with Michael Douglass. I was about to do that ship and I was
like, bro, I was like this, this is too much. And
then and then I was like, I think I just got to beat off
or something. I just got to be off of traffic and U and then
like I was like, fucking I'm looking, I'm looking around and ship.
I beat the fuck off, dude, And I gotta tell you something.
I get why people like try to fucking public and all this stuff, because
it's some It just like when you're doing some shit that you know you shouldn't
be doing, like that fucking best rub your hands and then put in your
hair, like slick your air. Every every everybody, everybody know what what
I what I really did. What I really did was first of all,
that's first of all, that's insane. There was definitely okay, gotta cut
me off there, just gotta cut me off, right. And I was
just like, I was like, I got something for you, somehow I
got something for them. I fucking do I should imagine. Imagine, Yeah,
yeah, go ahead ahead, imagine for a moment before you go,
before you go to you open your car right before you're like, I gotta
go for a drive. You come in your hand, you're and you and
then you get in your car and you drive. Your hand is cupped.
You've got it just in your hand, ready waiting for someone to honk at
you, waiting for somebody to like get on your d they cut me off,
and then you pull on next to them, throw throw it at their
window face, tell them you roll the way down, you do the little
finger, then roll the way dow down. What do you what do you
want overhand throw? I'd rather get shot in that. I'd rather get shot
in anything I want to take. I want to take it up to the
next level. I want to. I want to. I want to make
a boba come. So you go like you go, you go get those
those of the boba t's so you've put your coming, those fears and spheres
of you get nuggets and then I mean, I haven't had a sling shot
since I was a kid. But you see where I'm fall You follow you
follow me crazy, You still do the same thing. It's the same scenario,
but there's a little force now. I definitely feel like this is why
I feel like children. I feel like this is why we evolve the way
we do. I feel like that there's a reason why we our bodies only
do certain things at a certain point. Because if you could do that as
a as like a seven year old and freeze just like just like somehow coaggulate
that ship into like a sphere and use it as slingshot, Ammo, they
would they would they would do it. Yeah, that's so true that what
you what you've just described to me is tragic to the human condition. Not
really man Boba come to Kingson with a sphere of comedy kidding like a like
a not like a not toy one like a series, like a weapon,
like a weapons. They will hurt the out of you. Imagine that's come.
Imagine it's a little bead of cum that it hits you. It's really
tiny and it hits it blows up. But it's like a gallon of half
a gumping it and it didn't gallon gallona. It's just it's just a non
euclidian fucking Now, we're just thinking a future t that was just so much
Apple. We hear at Apple have managed to find a way to condense seventy
six gallons have come into a single thumb sized bead. It was It was
Steve Jobs his dying wish, his dying complete. This was the last thing
that he This was the last thing in his notebook before before he was taking
before they fucking before they closed this that's what he killed him for good.
If the government subsidized, if Apple subsidized billions from the government to work on
this project, would you guys mind, yes, yeah, if they if
they increased, if they increased my tax one I would be all right with
if they increased my tax then I'd still be fine with it. Make sure
they should they should, in fact, they should increase my taxes, lower
my wages, raise my rent. You just go down with absolutely. I
have another what was it called black uh, I mean Black Tuesday or what
was it called the market crash in the in the thirties or whatever. Oh
yeah, yeah, yeah, that's Wednesday. It was called yeah, yeah,
that was the next day. That was the day uh whatever that was.
We have we have another one of those. But it was worth it
because we all have like you have these government officials go in everyone's house and
in passing out come balls. It's worth everybody crash. You see this sphere,
this holds two gallons of come and they give you that's crazy. That
would be like there are scientists, there are a scientists who would probably they
would they would look at that and they'd be like, I don't know why
you did this, but that's like scientifically speaking, that's amazing. That actually
is incredible. Like if that's if that's true, if you've like, if
you've managed to do that, that is like one of the most incredible like
actually, sincerely, one of the most incredible things that we would have ever
seen would have means, it would have means, it would have it would
mean you've circumvented a way around mass. Like that's that's insane. That is
insane. It's just like, oh, we can make anything anything now.
It's kind of like, I guess the only way you can do it at
some point, it's like you figure out a way to turn it into a
gas somehow. Yeah, and then somehow and then you can like make it
turn like liquid again. Well, the gas would still the gas would still
weigh as much as the liquid would. If it's that much, it would
still be the weight of the liquid. Gas doesn't weigh anything, idiot,
it's in the air. Yeah, for sure, Sorry, like you can.
The scientists always say astro faces always say that you could pick up Jupiter.
Yeah, get what do you think when you fill your car up it
gets lighter? Idiot? Yeah, forgot, I forgot how all of I
forgot how you know that's not how mass works at all? But yeah,
whatever, dude, for sure, that is literally how mass works. Mass
equals mass equals acceleration, mass equals a mass equal and equals equals And I
said it's like, what have you? What have you uncovered me? As
he freaking blows his head off as he eats, as he eats the top
part of his own job. The thing that I love, this thing,
what I love about that is the insinuation, the very idea that him turning
to some guy saying me exploding his head, Like from that moment on,
we learned so much because of it, Like that, for some reason was
the inciting incident that led us to understand the world around us, because Albert
Einstein frantically so it's around sent me and me? Is that how we So
because of this, this is how they learned how to h have the application
in the mall. Yeah, the implication being that if he had not turned
around and frantically said me and exploded, we would not have the technology that
we have today. That's what an alternative universe and alternative timeline that that legitimately
happened in Uh, he's with you know, that happened right after he met
Oppenheimer and all that ship blah blah blah blahlah. And when they're ready to
drop those bombs, and the bombs are dropped, but it's just gallons like
tens hundreds of thousands of gallons to come and turns every hydrogen molecule in the
area into five gallons of comb an atomic bomb. So so everyone just drowns
over. We have to venture into the crust lands. People people would there'd
be people discovered and come staying there. They come. They turned. Dude,
those two areas turn into new lakes. That's how much come. It
is like they can't they can't extract. It's too much. That's what the
fall The fallout is that the fallout is just the smell. Everyone's just disgusted.
You have like explorers, you have explorers that are like, wait,
we're close. The Japanese surrendered, like because it was just too gross.
Like the emperor is he's on he's giving it, he's addressing his people,
and he's gagging. He's just like, dude, this is too much.
We can't do this anymore. We gotta you know, the idea of that,
Like a lot of people, like a lot of people in the military
were like, yeah, they surrendered after the first one. They definitely surrendered
after the first one. They were they were going to surrender. They were
going to surrender probably before Liker. That's The thing that's that's the thing that's
truly crazy about it is that like you could see a scenario like where if
like if they weren't on the back foot, where like there would have been
a pretty good case to be like, listen, this is going to go
on for they weren't really kill like that's what I mean that, Well,
well they were, They weren't. They were losing the Pacific theater, but
they were. They were. They weren't losing in a way that they were
done for really like in the moment they had more That's what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is realistically speaking, the war at that point in time would
not have persisted for as long as they were afraid that it would have it.
It just wouldn't have it just would for Commenheimer because they were actually Actually
that's a good that's actually a good reference to a previous question, because I
learned about albert I signed to that movie. I had no idea coming Crazy
Crazy. You had no, you had no who is the most famous,
one of the most famous scientists of all time. You had no watching you
watching Oppenheimer, albert I said, come out on screen something and and you
whisper, who's that? Say it out loud? Who's that? Who fuck
is that? Nerd? Who's this nigga? And everyone's like, you're kidding.
He's like, no, who is that? Who the fuck is this
guy? Seriously, who's that guy? Why is he showing up so fucking
lay in the movie? Fuck this guy about this? Like I've already got
I'm trying to Yeah, just fucking who's this fucking Nazi man? Who's this
Nazi? The least Nazi German? Doctor Mangol and ship you see him in
the background, like and just chopping it up with fucking Mangolo, like,
Hey, how's it been, how's it going over there? Huh? That's
kind of funked up. But I do think that's a little much. I
could whipp so if you're like, oh, oh oh, you don't want
it, okay. Germs Germans forty two wrote in this is hello, Hello
Shark Tank. I've been listening since episode three. Damn, that's a long
time right there. My question is, and my question for you guys is,
if you have to present your own hoax to the Mexican government, what
would it be. I would I would absolutely stage an interview with the cub
of Icabra. It'd be like I'd be like, we managed to secure uh.
We we managed to get him in the room, thank god, uh
to ask some questions, and it would just be some guy caked in mud
with like a with like a like a screen mask or something like I don't
even know what I would I have no idea what I would do. But
I'd be like, so, mister, mister Chupacabra, and he's like,
call me Cabra or whatever. That's like, that's you know what that actually
sounds like. That sounds like a sitcom about like the Choop of Coabra going
to like high school or something like Disney Channel. I'd be like, call
me Cabra. There's Sunday nights on Disney Channel. Like it's like all ban
ban who stad is you did? And it's like you're having a conversation the
tuper Cobra just said, well, and you back to you and you guys
are having a conversation with the troop of Gabra, and everybody's just like the
Mexican people are losing their mind. It's like it's like it's like having a
swimming with the you know, like it's like, oh, let's just we're
going stupid, Like is this stupid? Like that? I don't know this
pushed actually, but I think the real question is what does the Baba Yaga
think of the Israel Palestine? Isn't not the thing that like if it's like
the yaga like straight up picture of me, like literally it's just Rudy Giuliani
with like the ink throwing his face, that's terrifying. I actually that would
freak me out at that. That would be focal or material Like if you
if you flashed, if you took a photo of uh, Rudy Giuliani with
like with the ink running down his ears, took that image and just put
it on the ceiling of a nursery, like printing it on the ceiling of
a nursery and flash the lights on and off for like three straight days.
Like I wonder what kind of conjuring you could do in the minds of those
kids when they're like full grown up. I bet it would be long last
year. Talk to those kids to see if they're okay, and all they
can say is just like those are my tits, Those are my tits.
Tits Likes we're not brave enough. That's kind of that's the problem with us
is we're not brave enough to do the stuff that it doesn't need to be
done, but would be kind of neat to see, you know, like
we we we don't, like, we don't get to print a picture of
Rudy Giuliani's face on the ceiling of a nursery and and flash the lights on
and off and traumatize young babies to see, like what that would do.
We don't. We don't have the bravery to do that. It's a really
it's kind of memory were this new woke world. Dude, We're well,
we gotta put our seatbelts on. We can't enjoy a beer on a drive
home. We have to put our children in the back seat. The back
seat is the least safe place. It's bullshit seat. If the back seat
was so good, then why did Rosa Parks not want to sit there?
Facts? Facts, I was always in the back of the bus on purpose.
That was the most coveted. That was the back the seat on the
bus that was like back and to the right like the back or right most
part of the bus that was like that was basically unofficially like the King of
that bus, Like, there's something about that seat that was insane. There
was on the bus too that would sit like somewhere in the back and he
was very quietly. He wouldn't say the direct of the back when he sitting
near the back and he was quiet. He would sit near the back and
you know, would protect you. That was me. I would always sit
at the I would always sit at the front of the back third of the
bus. If you know what that If that makes sense, that's a weird
way to say that. But I was like, I'm good here, this
feels this feels right. I'm gonna listen to my CD player and have its
skip as this bus drives in the most unruly way possible as it takes me
home. Music used to skip. Do you remember that? Yes, is
christ You have to buy the anti skip shit baby anti skip. They saw
they that. Can you imagine if they sold like any kind of MP three
like music playing device and they were like, oh, this one pauses the
music sometimes. Sorry, that was just the reality. It's insane. Anyway,
let's try and find one more question then buck the fuck on out of
here. Let's go. So I want to read this because this is a
this is a grievance. Okay, this is a grievance which is very exciting.
I want to hear black China. I drink her piss out of another
man's balls right in Wow, he says, and he says, very long
time listener, new patron here. I doubt this is going to get read
on the show. But as a fighting game developer myself, the sheer ignorance
in the room when the topic is brought up infuriates me to no end.
Let's go not even oh Man, not even getting into most of the misconceptions
surrounding frame data games being slower nowadays or input latency that have been brought up
in the past episodes, because I'd be here all day, but for the
sake of education, I just want to say that Chris is melee as fast
as the mt Com two debate has been ringing in my head for months,
and I'm tired of arguing at a wall. This is the only reason I
gave you fucker's money. We'll honor it. When it comes to determining how
fast a given game is, movement speed is typically not even in the conversation,
says, other factors like damage and combo length slash depth have much greater
impact on speed. But because you add had specifically mentioned specifically mentioned movement or
specified move and speed, Sweeney is correct because of something I'm surprised neither of
you brought up in this debate. Stage size. The maximum distance a player
can be away from another player is significantly smaller in MARL versus capcom than in
melee, meaning every individual movement is covering more distance in reality that we than
we may perceive. Think of it as two monkeys fighting in a tiny cage,
but well, I get it. It's more like frame rate. That
frame rate. I get it in the sense of like FOV, where is
tiny. It feels like you're moving through a first person environment slower than you
actually are. I wouldn't even say it's f I guess is a stage size.
They don't even have to say the size of the stage. No.
No, But what I'm saying, I'm not saying it's FOV. What I'm
saying is the relation that I'm making and how I I know what you're talking
about. I can already respond to this one thing because I feel like it
is a little bit it's a little bit of toose to ignore we talk about
speed. I understand what he means, like say, like what your your
fob like A definitely feel like say there's a there's a perfect example of A
and and God of War two. When you're on these chains, there's these
horses, these speeds of time, and you're when you're when you're on this
long ass giant chain, it starts panning out and as it's panning out,
it just looks like you're not even fucking moving because it's so fucking far away,
Like it seems like it's like a plane. You look at a fucking
airplane, right, I get how that works. However, there's an example
of like Superstreet Fight or two Turbo. You can turn it up the speed
by point something by upping the stars. There is an actual speed that you
can manipulate, just like if you use a trainer in a game, and
you can manipulate the fucking speed. There are some things that are set to
a specific speed. There's a standard, and the standard in some games,
like Killer Instinct was fucking faster. Like to ignore that is it? Like
I said, it's ab toose, Yeah, because you can manipulate I use
trainers to manipulate this, so I can fucking sometimes hurry the fuck up,
and sometimes it just feels better to me. I'm like, oh, I
can do this a lot faster. Yeah, I mean, I'm Trilogy,
I still understand, and Mortal and and particularly Marvel two. Like I know,
not every character is like blitzingly fast, but particularly Wolverine in general,
it's so insanely fucking quick in that game. Yeah, he's meant to be
a lot faster, but not his And because he's a lot weaker, he's
also a lot Yeah, he's Low's wall is usually like the faster they are,
the less damage that they can woe a ton of damage. The thing.
It's just because he's the thing, I think if you check, because
he can do so many combos, like it's it's the equivalent of saying,
like, oh, somebody doing a grappling move, right, it's one move
and then wolver Read hitting you like six times or something. You know what
I'm saying, because the character, the character that like was weak, but
they were fast by Silo. He's probably so mad right now, he's probably
well the thing, right, he's so upset. Yeah, he's well,
he says, love the show, keep of the good Workers still but but
like my counters, he probably yeah, yeah, good. I will say
this, Yeah, the speed is largely very relative, and in most cases
is very much like an illusion, very much like FOV. Like I brought
up earlier, there are people like who would say, like, oh,
Halo three is a very slow game. It's like nothing. Halo three is
not a slow game. Halo three has an FOV that makes it feel slow.
And so when you raise that fob to like one hundred and twenty,
suddenly Halo three is fucking bolisteringly fast in comparison to sixty. And so when
I'm talking about speed, I'm talking about how it feels and how it looks.
I'm not necessarily talking about how fast it is, because that in and
of itself is depending on how it looks. You are not moving, you
are not moving across You are not moving across a battlefield in Halo three any
faster on sixty than you are on or on seventy f of B than you
are on one twenty. The only difference is that it feels that way,
and melee feels faster. I'd so strongly disagree, but I guess that's and
that's really observable. Like I feel like if you if you put Melee in
front of Marl Versus, I feel, I really do feel like if you
put Marl Versus capcom to en Melee next to each other at the highest levels
of play, the overwhelming majority, if not, I would bet like ninety
percent of people would say that Melee is faster. Whether or not that's true
or not in the actual math is kind of irrelevant, because again, this
is all relative and it's all illusionary anyway. It's kind of like when you're
driving and like if you're driving on like a twenty mile an hour road,
seventy feels really fucking fast, But on a highway where you've just done one,
twenty seventy feels like twenty. You know, like it's it's it really
is just a matter of it doesn't matter how fast something actually is. It
matters how it feels. Only that's to me. I would against that as
when you stopped to do a special move, because you stop like there's a
halt and then you do a special But like, I really can't think of
Melee being fast, like I've like I recently got back into playing Marvel three
games kind of sucks, but I've been on a fighting game, binge they
got, and like, I'm start of playing Marvel three again and that game
is just so even that game is pretty fucking fast. I'm saying I'm not
saying so, I'm not saying they're slow. It's just to me compared to
you, because like you said, how it feels, but like there is
always the comparison, right, And the only reason people are saying that.
The people like myself is because of the games I grew up with. Playing
the Regin the original Street Fighter felt fine to me. Of course, it
felt fine because that was the only nothing compared to one superstree Fighter two Turble
came out and you were able to I put I put the feed all the
way up and I fucking loved it. And because of that, it kind
of ruined the experience of other g F because I'm like, oh, I
just like how fast this feels, because it just it's something that feels like
maybe I was just I don't know if people just couldn't keep up or something,
but I just love that speed. It's like, for example, when
I like, say, there's that there's that Raid. When I started playing
Raid back in twenty nineteen, it starts off on just one X speed normal,
but then once I discovered that there's a two X, I never went
back because now one X literally feels like they're underwater to me, and I
mean like underwater. I'm not even fucking around where I'm watching this shit,
and I'm like, this is crazy. This is so fucking slow. How
the hell did I even play it like this before? So that's kind of
how I feel like that when I go from Marvelrus capcom two, or say
Killer Instinct to I try to play the new Killering sting recently, and it
just like, even though a lot of people really enjoyed it, it's not
what I played Killer Instinct for. I played it mainly for the speed the
killer the vast amount of uh huh, because the feelers, you're like,
you're still fast in that game, but it's more like combos, like how
long your combos go on? We see that that's the one thing that they
still kept, Like you can do way the combos is insane, how many
comms you can do, how the length of them. But the thing that
really sold it for me was, oh, I just did a thirteen hit
combo in like three fucking seconds, like in the old games before like four
to five seconds and you're like, oh, thirteen hits. Where it's like
that is say, for example, I'm playing MK one or now, I'm
really enjoying it. For me to do a thirteen hit combo is almost like
okay, that's it's closer to like eight seconds or something. It's more it's
like a reasonable speed. I still enjoy it. But I'm just saying I
loved the fucking speed. And when we're talking about this, when I'm you
know, the gentleman that wrote in is that's That's the only thing that I'm
really talking about is that I feel like there is a standard that is set
by because of online gameplay that that games can't be that fast because it's just
a little bit too fast for being like a standard, and uh like that
that's just my opinion where uh and I don't think depths of field or anything
in like a fucking Mortal Kombat or anything like that is really gonna change it.
It's just it's just set specifically to a certain type of speed. And
I'm not even like just I've there's no cope. I'm fine with it because
obviously I still play fighting games. It's not like I'm protesting, but uh,
I just feel I'm like, well, it sounds a little OBTUSEI if
you're not gonna acknowledge that that like Marvel's Captain two is clearly much faster than
three or any fucking thing else. And then as far as uh, but
what you're saying about Melee and all that stuff or anything else and the all
that, I think that you can't really you can't directly compare them. Yeah,
they're very very different games. I'm just saying like they feel like and
I think it really is just the ability to run in the way that you
can in Melee, and like by itself kind of increases like the speed of
it to me because the fact that I can run across an entire fucking battlefield
like a Ninja and just fucking sweep under. But so many characters are slow
as ship in Melee. That's so that's I'm just there's something that's not going
up. That's just it's not because like something is just like, what do
you mean it's Falcon Melee? Fox is fast. Falcos not fast, bro.
If you watch what I'm saying is like, if you watch, here's
what I'm saying really from the base from the bassist example of it. When
you watch like a really high level competitive game of Melee, it looks like
fucking dragonball z Man. You can't see what the fuck is happening. People
are like bouncing across the fucking stage and they're like doing all this weird ship
they're teleporting there. Right, Yeah, So I can understand how that looks
because like for Melee, right, like Melee has some of the fastest inputs.
We're like to wave, dash, swave, shign somebody. That's one
frame. You have to do that in one frame to get it get a
correctly. So I say more of a stage, there's also more of a
stage. It's it's in the same way that like you know, like in
in a two D you know, street fighter game, it's really just the
same Like it's it's really just a flat level. And I'm not saying that
the Smash doesn't have that either. The most competitive high level Smash is on
that flat level. But there's also there's just movement there in a way that's
different. Like you're not you're not seeing people sprint across, you're not seeing
people get like juggled in the same way. It's just a very different experience.
I'm not saying it's like fucking molasses and it's like the slowest thing you've
ever seen. I'm just saying, like when I watch a high level competitive
game of Street Fighter, I can follow it very easily. When I watch
a high level competitive game of of you know, marvlsus Capcom, I can
follow it like it's it's not it's not something that is particularly tricky to analyze,
but Melee it's like if you blink for a second, you lose your
place. And that's just that's just the chaotic nature of Melee. All.
I think it's simple cantribute speed as well, that's why, well you're playing
that that does absolutely factor into it. Was just because I played, like
play competitively and like I didn't it's it's fast. It is definitely the fastest
Smash Bros. Game by far, but it didn't it doesn't feel like blistered
last. I just wonder if it's like that one of your most fast ones.
And like, I wonder if you felt any different when you first played
Melee, if you had any like if you remember it all that it felt
significantly fast or anything. You can adapt pretty easily. I was, but
that was like two thousand and one. Mm hmm. Actually, no,
no, no, no, it did feel You're just an anomaly. Like
I remember when I played four Play, I didn't know what was going on.
I was like, what the hell? Yeah, I was getting if
if the dude wants to ride in again and say, if he wants to
refeat what I say, I would be interested in hearing that because I just
feel like that does play a factor into it because of of being able to,
you know, say, when I use trainers, I manipulate the speed.
So I don't see why developers couldn't just set it to a specific speed
faster for somebody like me to enjoy games at at a faster pace, you
know, because frames, because even the frames and stuff like that, they're
all still gonna be all that shit's still gonna happen, but just faster.
Right, So like if this one light punch is done and like a single
frame or something, it's still gonna be done a single frame, but it's
gonna be done faster, you know, because you set the game speed a
little bit quicker. Talking this dude, this dude is fastening a noose right
now. I wonder, like I wonder because I want to say, like
I would love to be like, okay, please tell me how I'm wrong.
I'm very I'm very curious about that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
it's like not even saying like I'm not even saying that I'm right. I
just feel like that I think I'm onto something. But hey, please please
take a dump on my my theory. I don't mind, all right,
and we'll or round it out with this. Loud Mouth wrote in he says,
not a question, but I'd like to see Derek do a Jordan Peterson
recreation of Dracula flow, that's all, he wrote. Very that would be
very fun. I don't have the best Jordan people. Well, it's okay,
it's been. He's kind of hard to do a while for some reason
back in because there's this I was playing GT online and I I was just
doing his impression like as if he was playing and it was pretty good and
I but I think it was because I was so not thinking about it.
Yeah yeah, and so now like you kind of have to you kind of
have to like half the effort, but it's hard to do it because it's
such a like inherently it's a Kermit voice. But you can't go to Kermit
with it because otherwise it just doesn't sound like him. It just sounds like
Kermit. So it's like it's really hard. It's hard to do enough of
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just don't say you don't just sound like Kermit. It's it's it's an annoying
I don't know, man, you gotta have a lot of vocal control to
do it well. I think, yeah, my challenge it's not Yeah,
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right, let's let's let's let's let's get the fuck out of here, all
right, let's let's let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah, let's
go. Bye, guys, Thank you guys for tuning in. Very low
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