H h. Hello, Hello, welcome to our special Halloween episode of Laura
Caine After Dark. Cue the scary music, because we are going to have
a lot of fun we have. First of all, we're going to talk
about the Haunted Trail. Oh and we have a video to go along with
it. Oh boy, and it was great. Then Brian has some sort
of epic, possibly very scary wild card. Oh boy, okay, you
said something like Eric was gonna like it and I was gonna probably hate it
or something. We will see you look so creepy. I can't even stop.
I can't look at him. Are you gonna? Can we show people
what you he? Okay during your wildcom All right, all right, Brian
has a plan and we just have to follow his plan. We do,
but I have some fun. I have to tell you. I am starting
to sweat like a horn church because of that way, because of the gloves.
Oh my god, I'm going to pass out. I feel great.
This is why we have so much to talk about. And uh, I
want to tell you guys some good news. What's the person? And foremost,
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before we get started with all our Halloween fun I'm going to take off my
mask because I have something that I want to read to you and it requires
me to be respectful. Now, we've all been shocked and saddened by the
passing of Matthew Perry. He was fifty four years old, found unresponsive in
his jacuzzie. They did do an autopsy, they deferred it until they do
further toxicology, So we're not going to know for a while the exact cause
I've read and read and read, and I've just been just updating and seeing
if there's anything new. He has been very open about his struggles with addiction.
Yes, in fact, you read his book, I did, I
actually have it right here? Okay, and I'll tell you a little bit
about how he started on this downward spiral. A jet ski accident in nineteen
ninety seven helped set in motion his addiction to painkillers. A year and a
half later, he was taking fifty five pills a day. He checked into
rehab weighing one hundred and twenty eight pounds. He says he has spent half
of his life in rehabs facilities. In the years to come, his addiction
led to what he calls a medical odyssey. He says he had an exploded
colon, a stint on life support, two weeks in a coma, nine
months with a colossomy bag, and more than a dozen stomach surgeries. All
of this is due to addiction. And I can relate to him because I
have the same brain. And I was thinking about this last night, and
I thought, I'm gonna I want to write him a letter, and I
want you guys to listen to it because I want you to maybe understand and
us a little bit better. Okay, So here we go. Dear Matthew,
the fact that you're no longer with us is shocking, terribly sad,
and confusing. My hope is that you were clean, void of any substances.
Will you take him out? Yeah, this is very important. Yes,
that you passed away because God needed you, not because the demons got
you. I pray that your death isn't the result of this brutal, unfair
disease called addiction and alcoholism. You do not deserve to be defined by that
in the end, no one does. Your life brought so much joy to
so many people, and most of us have no idea what you went through
during your short fifty four years. People like us tend to suffer in silence.
This is hitting me hard, Matthew. I'm just like you. I
have this monstrous thing gnawing on my brain too. All of the time.
Our brains function differently from normal people's brains. We succumb to illicit substances on
a whole different level. As weak as it sounds, we simply cannot control
it alone. This disease is evil and ugly and shameful and sneaky and scary,
and it's absolutely insane. People like us have to work so hard to
keep the demons at bay, whether it be through a program of recovery or
some sort of support group. It just depends on what resonates with each individual.
Sometimes nothing helps. I'm sixteen and a half years clean and sober,
but Matthew, I'm barely hanging on. I'm walking the tightrope. I'm starting
to break. I am lashing out alcoholically in ways I'm embarrassed to admit to
you right now, if I was a car, I'm rolling down the freeway
on three flat tires and a spare I am concerned, to say the least.
So are my loved ones, so are my friends. Luckily, God,
Luckily, I found my way back to what got me sober in the
first place, thanks to someone who actually reached out to me for help.
She doesn't even realize that she saved me. I felt myself falling back into
the hellish vortex, which is just about impossible to climb out of. I
never want to go back to that place. It's a dark place, screaming
in silence for help, but to ashamed to admit my problem to anyone you
can relate. I know it. On the surface, you were this super
famous, handsome, rich celebrity who had it all. We put up such
a good facade, don't we. None of that mattered because this thing we
share is very powerful, and it waits, and it waits, and it
waits, ready to pounce the minute we let our guard down. I've heard
it hundreds of times. Quote everything was going great and then suddenly, without
warning or intention, the glass of booze was in my hand, the drugs
were down my throat, the needle was plunged back into my skin. It
makes no sense, but it happens every day to so many people. I
am certain, Matthew, that you gave everything you had to build a fortress
to protect yourself, and I hope and pray that after all that you've been
through, those protective walls stood strong. In the end, we should be
defined as a beautiful human being who gave others joy and laughter, especially you,
and escape from their own struggles. What a block blessing you were.
It's what you need to be remembered for. You deserve that dignity. And
if it turns out that the monster came back to take you out, please
know that some of us understand you and love you and know how hard it
is to stay strong, especially in the public eye. You no doubt did
your best, and no matter what happens in the next few days or weeks,
no matter what comes out in the news, you will always be cherished
and admired by so many like myself. Thank you for sharing your struggles with
the world through your book. You no doubt saved many lives because of your
honesty. You most certainly helped me get back to a safe place before the
monster succeeded in stealing my sixteen years of freedom. You and me and countless
others will always be addicts and alcoholics, and that's just the way the cards
were dealt. It's a battle we didn't want. It's a struggle we didn't
ask for. But we fight because we want to be better humans and we
want to live in the sunlight of the spirit. Matthew, you fought this
thing like a knight defending his castle. Sometimes God takes us a little earlier
than planned, and I promise I will sing your praises and ignore the ignorant
voices who try to tarnish your name. To be honest, I didn't even
really like the show Friends, but I do have of an affinity for you
especially. You have affected me greatly and I'm so grateful you existed in this
world. In admiration and love, your fellow recovery recovering druggie and alcoholic Laura,
I just want you guys to know that how hard it is, and
whatever comes out about him, he needs to be remembered for what he gave
the world, sure, absolutely, and not for what took him out.
If that's what did, we don't know. We can't say it right,
But I felt like I needed to explain what it's like to be this way.
Yeah, it was beautiful and I get it. I get it,
Matthew, I get it. Well. The book is I just finished it
a couple of weeks ago, and it really is. Uh. You know,
he definitely has a sense of humor through it, but the struggles that
he went through are unbelievable, Like you would have no idea. He said
at one point, I think he didn't even remember shooting. I think it
was seasons three through six of Friends. Wow, and that's a long time
to not remember something. He said something about Jennifer coming into his trailer and
saying, we kind of have been noticing that you smell like alcohol, and
then they all approached him. Yeah. And then in the book, I
think it says that he's spent like half his life in treatment. And I
have one thing to say. I read something today that was so disturbing when
I was doing my Hollywood report that a writer for SNL oh, you know
what? And no, And this is what I have to say though,
any kind of memes and stuff like that for a situation like this, go
to hell. What a dick. That is the most cruel, undeserving thing
that I can't I can't even imagine anybody doing that with somebody that lost their
life that there's parents that don't have a son, there's friends that don't have
a friend. This is a loss, and I don't think anybody would appreciate
someone doing that to their loved one or their family member. So go fuck
yourself. Yeah that is that's the lowest of the low. Know more about
that guy. He doesn't deserve it. Correct. Okay, I know this
is hitting. This has hit a lot of people hard, but I just
want to thank him for leading me back to where I needed to be because
you saw me last week. Am I kind of different this? Yes,
because I've gone back to where I needed to go. And for some people
it's Alcoholics Anonymous, for some people, it's therapy. For some people it's
other programs. Whatever works, And you know what reach out if you're struggling.
Hey, I got you, Okay, I got you. Okay,
let me put my mask back on. I have to show you some pictures
real quick of my Halloween costumes when I was eight years old and ten years
old. Brian, you're not gonna believe this. I don't have any me
in a Halloween costume because I hated Halloween. No, I don't know if
I believe that. I don't think I have any now if it wasn't so
now, it's not late. But to my mom, it's late, and
she hates on the radio. Are we calling Mary? I want to Oh
my god, hold on, let me get my phone. Oh no,
but I didn't. I didn't okay with her. Let me let me call
her. I'm gonna call her. Hold on, I'm gonna call her.
Okay. When I was eight, I worked on this costume for like a
week. I studied it, I painted it, I created it, and
I went out through the neighborhood dressed as a course can, a beer can
because my dad loved cores. And so I'm eight years old. Yeah,
eight, it's totally. I mean, there was never any there was like,
oh, look, she's painting a course, canny, She's gonna wear
that around the neighborhood. Looks good. I know I did a good job.
Then two years later, I decided I wanted to be a hooker?
Are you because I just liked to dress up. This was me when I
was ten, with a cigarette and a beer and a wig with nylons.
I went out and my mom goes, oh, you're a pretty lady.
That's what she were for Halloween. No, Mom, I was a hooker,
A ten year old hooker. Is that way? Is that what you
were trying to be? I was trying. I didn't really know what a
I think. I didn't understand what a hooker was. I just knew it
was somebody who dressed up fancy. We got married, Okay, put her
on the road cast. You gotta connect her. Oh god, oh she's
gonna be so mad. Mom, don't hate me, but hold on a
minute, Hold on a minute. We gotta connect you to the to the
thing. Hold on, Oh my god, Oh my gosh, hold on.
Okay, I try to connect. It's right there. Oh there we
go, there we go, and hold on, Mom, just hold on,
Oh Mary, I know she already said, she already said she's gonna
kill me. Okay, you should we connected? Okay, Okay, Mama,
Hi O, hello are you? I'm mom. I miss your voice
so much and I'm sorry I haven't called you. I need to tell you
a lot of things, but for sure, yes, tomorrow, for sure.
But I wanted to tell you that we're doing the podcast right now live.
People are watching. And I printed out pictures of my costumes when I
was eight and ten now am. When I was in the workshop painting the
beer can? Did it ever cross your mind that maybe it would be inappropriate
for an eight year old to walk around as a beer can through the neighborhood
on Halloween at all? Not at all? No, I thought it was
great. I mean the costume looked good, Yes, it did. It
look really good. And you're dead drank corps. So there you go.
I know, you know, in a way, life was like kind of
easier back then, wasn't it. It was so much better than it is
now. It's not you're afraid to say anything or do anything. I know
that then you were free, and we were rude to prude to people and
other people. I mean, right, you're so woke, as they say,
it's just can't do anything or say anything. I wonder what would happen
if I dressed up Evan appeared. That would be arrested. I know that
would be child Now I don't, I don't know. And of course the
next year she's the hooker with a cigarette and his drink. Yes, mother
and I have been a little bit too. Okay, okay, what I
think of it now? But at this time I thought you look so pretty.
I know you said, Oh my god, that's what you justified it
by saying you're going on as a pretty lady. I knew I was a
hooker, but I didn't know what a hooker really was. I just knew
she'd they dressed up fancy. You know, really you did look like I
should in your hand and a beer can't and a beer bottle and a short
start. Oh my god, oh my god, that is the best thing
ever. Can I have that picture? He may here you go, oh
my god, can I really have this? Because I'm going to put it
up in my house. Okay, I have another copy. You probably have
ten copies of it. I printed that one out. Mom. I have
that picture pretty much everywhere it's ever. I miss you, Mama, and
I can't wait to see you here and my Karen's watching Mary. Can you
can you do me one thing that will bring me so much joy? Oh
my god, I think about it all the time. Can you just say
the phrase you two shouldn't be talking about butts and stuff? No? I
will not, oh, Mom, kem and I should enough. Mom,
No, Eric is super important to me and all he wants. No,
I'm gonna say that. Say don't just say stop talking about butts and stuff?
We should? You should give us that command. Well, that's true.
You probably talk about a bunch of stuff that I don't approve of,
probably, and it's probably mainly Laura, not me. Oh yeah, If
you could just say that to us, we'll stop talking about it. Probably
should stop talking about butts and stuff. Oh my god, I'm building a
shrine to you when I get home. Mom. Okay, you're very good.
Okay, I love you too. I tell you I love you,
Mama. Okay, okay, okay, okay, Oh my god, I
love your mom so much. I got only you. Did you did you
hear what she said? I'm gonna kill you? I know I heard her.
I told you she doesn't like being She's funny though. Oh my god,
she's hilarious when she's on. She she's fine, but she just gets
so nervous. I'm like, mom, come on, that was the best
thing ever. I've been doing this so long, You've been on the air
so many times. Come on, Oh my god, that is the best
thing I know. So I wanted to share that with you guys because it's
just classic. I'm sure some of you have seen the picture before, but
it, oh my god, needs to be seen every year. I think
I would also like you to autograph it for me. What's my name?
Am I rock? Seeing that picture? Am I? I think you're Anastasia
beaver Housen or like Destiny or something. Yeah, a ten year old Destiny,
Like yeah, like Crystal or Sophie. Yeah, like some total Crystal
is a good one. Crystal is pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty darn
good. All right, I'll do that. Trinity, Tiffany, oh yeah,
oh yeah, all right, you guys, Oh my god, this
is the best thing ever. Now it's host chat time. That was my
host chat. I have some more Halloween like things to share with you,
like some little stories and stuff, but I want to hear what's going on
with you. So I saw two great movies in the last couple of days,
Theater or Got Home. Have you seen Cobweb on Hulu? Brian?
Have you seen it? I have seen parts of it. Yeah. It
so it's by the producer of of What's That Barbarian? Did you see Barbarian?
I didn't. That was a great movie. It was great. So
I don't want to tell you anything. Just watch it. It is so
freaky. Which one which one of the movie? Well, barb okay,
okay, okay. That has to do with like an airbnb that's not what
it's supposed to be. And then this one, it starts out with a
little kind of he's kind of just like the brunt at school, like not
popular, and he starts hearing things within the wall of his house. This
is Cobweb. Yes, and it is insane. Oh my god, it
is. Yeah, it's it's my type of horror too. It's really really
good. And you should watch Red Rose too. That's it. It's on.
I tried watching it. I couldn't get into that. The other one
I got into. I'm about to cancel my Netflix. Netflix. It's not
doing it for me anymore. I still like my Nome. The Fall of
the House is of Usher. Yeah, I will. I will resubscribe whenever
Mike Flannigan drop something. But other than that, I think, what about
all the good shows about the the the pharmacies and the and the pharmacy.
You're not, by the way. That was my next one, pain Hustler,
Oh yeah, wants Oh man. It is so good. It's with
Emily Blunt and Chris Evans, I think. And it is a true story
about a couple of people that get involved with like a drug I guess,
like a pusher and they start giving people opiates and then people start dropping.
Yeah, so it is. And the fact that the true story is crazy,
but it is really really good. They're both excellent in it. I
want, Okay, I have a story, and I want your reaction,
you guys, and I want your reaction on Instagram and Facebook. On Instagram,
give me a thumbs up if you agree with this story. Should we
change Halloween so it falls on the last Saturday of October? I don't care.
I'm going to give a thumbs down or should we just keep it the
way it is? Because Halloween is on a Tuesday, and there's little kids
that have to go to school the next day. But it's always been that
way. Yeah, I say, no, you Halloween lands when Halloween lands
exactly and there you go. Yeah, well I think we should do is
I think we should remove leap yer so you know, each each year is
technically three hundred and sixty five days in a quarter. Okay, you canbine
it for leap year. We should take leapyer away from February, whatever your
month it's in, and give it to October as October thirty first, and
then once every four years we have Halloween part two. We have two halloweens.
Oh my god, oh god, that would be my worst nightmare.
Amazing. Also makes no sense. In February, there's like it's like a
big nothing. It's like Friday the thirteenth, but for it's October thirty second,
which is creepy. A lot of people on Instagram are saying, no
way, keep it the way it is, don't change it. Don't change
it. So the kids are going to be tired the next day. It's
just part of life. It's part of life. That's the problem for the
teachers, okay, because those kids are gonna be all amped up sugar.
Is there anything that you guys are afraid of. I know you. You
are afraid of spiders, You're afraid of vomit. Yes, I'm an amitaphobe.
You're an Iraq an arachnophobe for sure. Do you have any kind of
phobias, Brian, not particularly kind. Do you know what the number one
phobia is? Probably claust phobia or wait, hold on, he nailed it.
Heights heights. Oh, it's called acrophobia. Yeah, and that is
the top. I like the fear of open spaces. There's one. There's
a fear of social situations that's never just called social anxiety social phobia. They
say fear of spiders is third fear of death. Sure, I had that
for a while when I was if I died, I well, I didn't
used to think that way. I used to be really scared of it.
And it is called thana to phobia. The fear of needles is number that's
another one. I hate the kid. You know what I have to get
done tomorrow on Halloween. I have to get a deep teeth cleaning where they
have to numb me and they have to use that scraping tool. Now that
freaks me out. Do not talk to me about that. Moving on,
I'm going I don't want to hear about Laura. Why not bring earplugs with
you or earbuds? I know, yes, yes, I want to talk
about Halloween scary, not like real life scary. Oh my god. Okay,
let's see what else. Okay, how about this celebrities who claim they've
had sex with ghosts? Oh God, into that you want? I would
know which celebrities think they've actually had sex with a ghost. They want to
know. Keshah who cares? What things? God? She said, I
don't know his name, but he was in my house and he just started
like caressing me, this ghost, and so she just was like boom legs,
open it all sexy time she does. She must do so many drugs.
What's the matter with you? Nothing? My earphone was my ear My
head piece was stuck. Oh I thought I thought you were like jabbing me
for something. No. Oh god, I was getting trying to This is
not a surprise, but Anna Nicole Smith claims that a ghost would crawl up
her leg and have sex with her at her apartment in Texas. That was
Howard K. Marshall. Oh god, oh remember that guy. M He
was Bobby Brown claims that one night she woke up with the sensation of a
woman on top of her. Oh oh h Bobby, not Christina, Bobby,
Bobby Boon. So a guy actually had sex with a girl ghost?
Okay, and then Lucy lu Coco Austin and dan Akroyd even claims that he
has had sex with a ghost. Well, he wasn't Ghostbusters. I love
dan Ackroyd. That guy's wild. He's got some he's into all that stuff
like in real life. He said, somebody crawled into bed with me once
and I thought, I'm just gonna roll over and snuggle up next to it.
And that's what he did. You know what, Holy cow? You
know, I worked with dan Ackroyd and John Belushi. I know in the
movie The Boos Brothers, uh huh tell the story. Because I did some
research. I could not believe how tall dan Aykroyd was. Eric claims he
was the little boy in the mall when they crash into the mall. Right,
yep, I watched that scene again and again. I don't see any
little kids unless you're there in it for a split second. Yeah, I'm
just in it for a split second. I know that's like you're there when
you're an extra, you're there for so long, and you're like, but
you know, you know, I had to audition for it. Oh you
did. Yeah, I had to go to Universal. Oh I bet you
were such a cute kid, little red headed kid. Of course they chose
you. Oh was it fun? It was? It was hilarious. And
my oh my gosh, I was I don't know, five or I was
just little. And we had to stay we had to stay up there because
they I had to stay up there because they had to reshoot a part of
the scene. And so we got a motel and my dad was looking for
like the motel that was closest to Universal Studios, and so we were driving
around and driving around, and we got to this motel and they gave us
the key to the room. And you know, of course we're tired.
It's probably I don't know, we'd been filming all day. So it was
like nine or ten at night when we got to the hotel and we go
to put the key in the door and some guy in like his underwear and
like a T shirt comes to the door and they'd give us a given us
a key for a room that was already occupied. Oh and so we wound
up having to go to a different hotel. And when we got out,
my mom goes, this is such a what's going on with this hotel?
And it was almost kind of like a melrose Place setup. Was a surprise
sex hotel, right, it totally was. But here's the thing. It
was all male prostitutes. Oh boy. So when we walked in, it
was just a bunch of guys hanging out like on the railings, and I
remember thinking, God, this is like all dudes, and we got like
Kevin. We got to the hotel room and my my I think it was
my sibling went into the bathroom and there was like mold growing on the back
of the toilet. Like the TV knob came off in our hand, and
then the bed had been totally slept in and they just like through the comforter,
over the pillows. And we had to leave in the middle of the
night, and we were like, I just remember driving around looking for a
hotel and we were all tired and cranky. Oh my god. My brother
when he was younger, his birthday is tomorrow, I mean it's November first,
So happy birthday, Eric, Happy birthday Eric. He spells that Eric
same way Eric spells his name with the K. And he also has red
hair. He is. He was an extra in the movie Fear and Loathing
in Las Vegas. Oh I love that movie. You can clearly see my
brother walking behind Johnny Depp and Benicia del Toro in the casino and I'm like,
now, that was worth spending twelve hours being an extra and sitting around.
That's a great movie. Yeah, that was a great Uh. He
got a good shot, so that was really fun. You know what you
missed out on? And I know why Eric had something important so we couldn't
meet us at the Haunted Trail. But Brian, Brian's girlfriend and I went
on Thursday to the Haunted Trail at Balboa Park and let me just say it
was awesome. I thought it was great and I probably blew out Brian's ear
drum. Yeah, a couple of times. I made a tiny little video,
so we're gonna play it now. Just all the screams just went through
the Haunted Trail and the Haunted Maze at Balbeo Park. It was a good
time though. Yeah, it was so fun. I'm out of breath because
I've screamed so loud. Oh my god, this is a good one.
What's that mimic? She stared at that thing for like fifteen seconds, like
thirty close to the minute, and it was American the entire time. She
like, my god, Oh that school bus thing is freaky. I was
like, I kept yelling at the monsters. Don't dare be next to me,
And of course that urges yeah, of course, but look at this
and then there's they have like so many different exhibits, like they had a
church, they had a circus. They Okay, you're scary. Thing is
creepy. I know, I customed it, did you What did you say?
I said, And you're scaring the ship out of me. Look at
like this one. Is that the exercise? Yes, oh there was an
et there was like a rag. This guy said hello, little rabbit chaw
Oh yeah, ok and then like that, Okay, it's just totally And
of course I'm sorry. It wasn't scary at all. It was scary.
I just wasn't scared. But you but you enjoyed it. Oh, I
loved it. I love those things. Yeah, and this one was especially
good. So hats off to the people who put that on. And if
you have a chance. I mean, I bet it's going to be packed.
Oh yeah, you should do. It's worth the money though, it
really yeah, it was what thirty two dollars. It is so worth it
because it's long tonight, it's the last night yeah Halloween. Yeah, so
yeah, do it, get there early, buy your tickets online? All
right before what do you have? You have? Double d right? I
do? Well? We covered the main story. I only have really,
uh two things, which might be good because producer Brian said that his wild
card is something that might take a little while. Okay, but it's going
to be worth it. Okay, So I have just two things. Okay,
but I was going to talk about someone first. Oh, yes,
who do you think? I want to talk about? Megano Yes, oh
god, just about the sweetest person that's ever lived. Really is smartest broker
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right, cue the music Eric's short double D segment. Apparently, but that's
okay. It is we don't. I don't have a problem with that because
I'm I'm looking forward to this Brian thing. I'm skin too, all right.
Oh so it's a multi step thing too. Oh my god. Kim
Kardashian is going to make another billion. Her Skims mendline that was just released
sold out in minutes. It is also now the NBA's undies partnership, so
it's a major collaboration with the NBA. Could they have any more money?
Did you see what else she released via Skims? Now? Yes? Yes?
What? Huh? You can buy a bra that has nipples built in
so you always have hard nips. Yeah. God, she's such I try
to cover mine. I would. That's something I don't well, I mean,
she'll make a million off of it. I can't. I can't even
imagine. They all have so much. I can't even believe it. Magic
Johnson was declared a billionaire by Forbes. He's one of the very few sports
figures that have reached that status. Now did they say, is it because
of investments? Does he have a big endorsement investments? Did he does he
have a product? I don't, I don't. I don't think anymore.
I know he did way back in the day. But I don't think anymore.
Wow about billionaire billionaire? Him and Rihanna? And who else is a
billionaire? Oh? Elon Muskin? Is Jessica Simpson? Oh Jessica's I don't
think she's a billionaire. She, well, she might be soon. Yeah,
I think Paris Hilton is. I don't I don't think. I don't
think she is. No, no, no, oh, okay, I've
never heard that word and her together? Oh all right, there's not too
many female billionaires. No, not. But can I believe Rihanna at that
age? I think it's fantastic. She is awesome and I love Okay,
what is she? Dang it? This is escaping me. She really no
the name of her babies? What is named? Riza? Terrible name?
And Riot? Riot? Right? Well, I love celebrity baby names.
I'm obsessed, and I'm embarrassed that I don't if that was wrong. I'm
embarrassed. I really am, because I am the authority on that. I
really am. I am. I am. All right, Well, let's
do this, Brian. Let's this is Brian has his own segment. It's
called Producer Brian's wild Card. He's already warned us. He's warned us like
for two weeks that this is coming and that Eric is probably gonna really like
it, and then I was probably not gonna like it at all. Let's
jump first, clear everything off the desk that's non essential. Ohight, you
guys on Instagram and and YouTube, give us a scary face if you think
it's gonna be tearing up there the side, move them off to the side.
Give us a scary face if you think I'm gonna be horrified. I
get scared easily, but I really I kind of like being scared. It's
kind of fun. Well in a hole, in a in a haunted trail
sort of way, go to fire something at us. I don't know.
And then can you guys turn around behind you and turn off the ball lights
on the Ali's side and sure, okay, oh my god, oh there
should be a there should be a button on the bottom, Eric on the
bottom, there should be like a clicker. You got it, okay,
okay, And then no, I'll keep those on, okay, And then
Eric, take scooch a little bit to your right. Yeah, you're right,
Okay, Oh my god, scoot you a little bit more. I
gotta get you in that and then scoot your mc over too. Oh no,
oh god, oh god, I hear swear to god. Okay,
crap my pants on. I'm gonna I'm gonna come over with you guys now
and I'm gonna give you something, and I need you to put it on.
Okay, okay, put it on, but not in my mouth,
right, Okay. I don't like. I don't like putting ever since Eric
put his pubic hair in my mouth that one time. I'm scared. We're
getting some scary faces. People think that this is going to be terrifying.
Well, first of all, your costume is freaking oh no, oh no,
look, oh god, I am petrified. It is a man.
It's a oh my god, oh my god. Okay, let me get
it over my ears. Okay, Oh my gosh. Do I need my
headphones for this or should I? Okay, I take my headphones off.
Yeah, you guys can take them off. Oh god, it got stuck.
For those of you listening and camp and aren't watching. I gave them
both blindfolds. I need them to put on, and we're turning the lights
off. My god. Yeah, you can take your mask off if you
need to know. It's I'm bad, bunny. Yeah, I know,
nobody thinks it's funny. Hold on, all right, I got mine on,
all right, all right, there's gonna be probably a couple of minutes
of me setting something up. Okay, So you guys can carry music.
Well, you guys can also just speculate about what you think is happening.
All right. I'm I'm nervous, okay. So if it's something that we're
putting on is going to be don't know. But if I swear to God,
if it's a spider, I don't think he'd do that to you.
I don't think he'd do that to you. Well, what it is it
does it? Is it alive? If it's if it's a snake? I
oh no, If it's a snake, I'm fine, I'm not I'm okay.
No, I'm not okay with what's happening right now. I'm not okay.
What's that's happening right now? I know, but it's the anticipation is
horrible, Okay, Okay, okay, Joe. There's an awful lot of
activity going on right He's like snapping things into place. I don't know.
Oh, is that what it is? It's a lighter. I don't know,
a lighter. He's moving something I don't know's no idea. It sounds
like a chalice of some sort, like a I don't know, but it's
already making me nervous. I don't like being blindfolded. It really, it's
uneasy. It makes me very any I don't know, but I can't see
anything anything. I can't see under, I can't see above. Don't touch
me. What's happening? My fake? Who's touching me? I don't know.
I don't Oh god, oh my god, you would have You would
have been horrible at the haunt a trail. I just don't. I hate
Halloween. You would have been a nightmare. You would have You would have
probably walked. You would have walked back through the entrance. I don't know.
Well, Elvis is upset about something. Yes, he's upset, and
he's he said, you know, dog sends evil, Dogs do sense evil.
He's like, just oh, he let me pet him. So okay,
I'm feeling you guys can take off your blindfolds. Oh oh no,
no, okay, okay, okay, okay, listening there's a wigi boy
from them. Also, I have one more thing that I bought for this.
I bought a ghost detector. So we're gonna see if this bitch goes
off while we're using the well, you guys are using the Ouiji boy.
Oh my god, is that a Is that real? Like? Wait,
hold on a minute, he's scared because let me hold on one second.
Let me get the dog out of the way so we can properly summon demons.
What the Oh my god, this is freaking goodbye. That's where I'm
going. Goodbye? Which one? Which one? Oh my god, this
is gonna be crazy. You look so you look so creepy. Oh my
god. Okay, this, Oh my god. What I've never I've never
used a Oiji board, so I don't know what to do. Okay,
do you know how to use a Wigi board? I've never used one person.
Nobody. See, we each have to touch it, don't we,
And I think we have to like say something or are okay? Now look
look now listen, we're playing with fire. I know we are inviting a
presence into our lives. Sometimes those presences enter our body. As long as
you say goodbye when you're done, you should be fine. Okay is that
what you read? Yeah, that's why it says goodbye on the board.
Goodbye. Well you gotta say hello. Oh my god, my heart is
beating so fast right now, I got okay, so okay touch it?
Well, no, we got to touch it? Are you going to touch?
Just me and Eric are going to do this? Yeah, we have
to. So you're going to both lightly place your hands on the plant.
Chat okay and give me don't do anything. Yes, don't you have a
second camera that's supposed to be working that will let people see the the board?
Okay, we have time. We have plenty of time. Now,
have you guys ever used a weeg board before? I think when I was
younger, I've I don't know. My friend had one and I never had
it. Now do we have Do you have a question you want us to
ask or are we going to make up our own questions? Well, don't
I think that the typical questions are just are there? Like you know,
is are there any spirits here? And you don't really call upon specific people.
You just kinda ask for spirits and if they show up, they show
up. I've lived it, I feel you know how, I think I'm
a sensitive right, yes? Whatever, Now I've lived in a house that
was had a spirit in it. Okay, this place I live now,
I've never felt anything wrong or weird or scary. Okay, but great that
changes tonight thanks to produceurprise. Oh my god, I'm not going to be
some sleepy tonight. Something's going to be I'm going to have sex with a
ghost tonight. I don't. Oh welly lucky you then she is better you
than me. Okay, so let's all right. Is the camera not working?
We just decided not to work? Well, do you wanna do you
want to move that one like closer? Yeah? Let's because this is important
and I'll move this you guys. You can see it on Instagram. There's
the weedy board. Okay, Oh my god, Oh my gosh, this
is freaking okay. Oh yeah, that's good. That's that's good. That's
good. Okay, Holy okay. I do love you God. God,
I love you, God be with us. There's no God here. We're
something spirits. Oh let's begin, all right now? Is there anything we
need to say to each other before we begin? Or just put our hands
on and ask your question. I should google how to use a weedy boards,
but let's just let's just start by trial and error since none of us
actually how it's just done. So you're both gonna lightly rest a couple of
fingers on the plan chat called a plan chet. Yeah, it's called a
plan chat. Oh it's French. I never knew that. A foreign is
the name of the board. Okay, our fingers are on it right now,
okay, and then you're going to ask the universe or the room or
the other side if there are any spirits there? Are there any wait?
Wait, wait, we got to say it together first. Oh, you
also need to make some criss crossing motions with the plan chat like before we
ask the question. Maybe or maybe I don't know, Just do that.
Okay, let's just move it around, okay, yeah, and then maybe
ask it while you're doing that. Okay, are there any spirits here?
Are there any spirits with us in this room? Yeah? And then you
can just rest on the center and just wait for something okay happen and just
rest our fingers lightly and it'll start to move. Maybe is there anybody here
with us who's from a ghostly world? Oh? My god, it's starting.
Are you are you moving this? Are you? Are you in the
room with us? Right now? Okay? Make sure your hands are on
it lightly like you don't want to be pushing it down. We're barely even
touching it. Make sure you have enough for the ghost to channel through you.
Remember you're the one moving it, but it's the ghost doing it through
you. You know what. I totally believe in this stuff too. So
okay, that's why I chose this. I know, and now I know
why you said i'd be the freaky. I'd be the most scared. Hopefully
you're good, but no matter what, please reveal. Is there some spirit
with us in this room right now? Okay, it's going to the A.
It's going to an A. Wait, this going to the ouiji.
No, there's a letter there. I don't know like this and then the
circle is okay, okay, so it's an age. Okay, you can
continue if you're still here. Is there anybody? Oh? Okay, it's
moving very it's freaking moving though, it's moving very slow. I'm not I'm
not moving this thing at all. I am not moving this thing at all.
Well, Spirit, okay, I see, Oh my god, I'm
shaking right now. Oh my god, you are now, Spirit, You
do realize we're doing a podcast. This has to be quicker. We can't.
Okay, it's moving over. It's moving over. You're not pushing this,
no, Holy because I'm not doing anything. I'm not touching it.
It's still kind of okay. So e h e he it's a mail?
Are you? What's your name? Are you seriously? Are you seriously not
doing this right now? I'm barely now? What is that? S What
is that? Wait? It's not done? S okay, stop shaking,
I'm sorry, s uh T You're sorry. Okay. Oh, it's going
over to a vow, Holy Mother of God. It's moving slowly. I'm
not touching this. I'm trying to freak out, okay, so s h
E S said, s T. My fingers feel weird. U uh.
I think it's leading us to another e h E s t E. It's
not done now, it's going down. Is your name? H E?
S T? Hester? What is that? I don't know? But is
it going to an R? Didn't you check your fingers off? Hester?
SNAr? Is your name? Is there a presence in the room? Name
Hester? It's it's still going well, that's a okay, So what is
is your name? Hester? There's a yes and a no word on the
Luigi board as well. Yes, okay, pointing to yes, what can
how old are you Hester? I can't are there numbers? I can't see
Hester. If this is what your name is, and if this is really
happening, and if you really are moving this board, will you set off
this machine? Talk to us. We want to know she's sticking on.
Yes, she's sticking on. Now now this ghost machine? Can I touch
it? Okay, I'm taking I'm taking it off for right now. Okay,
So we didn't move this thing at all. I didn't. It spelled
out the word Hester. That's an old person's old timey name. And then
we asked if the if her name was Hester, and she pointed to yes.
Now can I hold this thing? Well? Do I keep in mind
what it looks like? This is what it looks like, the ghost Hester.
If that's your name, are you present in this room with us?
Now? Please show us a sign on this machine that I am holding.
It's okay, you don't need to be afraid. I'm feeling like okay,
because you know how, I'm a sensitive I'm feeling like this spirit is shy.
Hester. Talk to us. I'll put it closer to the Luigi port.
Maybe maybe Hester's not right here. Maybe Hester's over there. What is
Well, bring this thing over and see if Hester's standing over there. Maybe
maybe she's not standing behind us, maybe she's standing by the door. Okay,
I'm totally shaking right now. I'm freaking out like it's moving again.
It's moving, but I don't even have my fingers on it. I did
you? Okay, so we need to Okay, we'll ask one more question.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, both hands. All right,
fluidity, fluidity? Come on, well where was it going? All right?
All right? Are there any spirits here with us? Now? You
didn't Eric, I didn't. I'm not kidding. I did not touch it.
Do you promise me you didn't just do this. I did not touch
a thing. She's it said, yes, it pointed to yes. Okay,
okay, all right, all right, okay, stop it. Do
we ask a question? Do we know you? Does? Does do do?
Does Eric? Brian or myself know you? Have we known you before
you passed? I'm not touching. I'm I'm balancing my fingers on it.
It's starting to go to slowly moving to the word. No, we do
not know this spirit freaking me out here? Ok okay, okay, oh
my god, my god, and wait, I got to keep that thing
up here. Bring like now now, put it on the weed. Boy,
I'm going to put on the What if it oh geez, what if,
Laura, that thing just totally moved. I wasn't. Okay, are
we freaking ourselves out? Are we doing this to ourselves? No? It
literally just moved to the right. My spirit freaking me out. Okay,
this is blinking. This is blinking. Oh my god. Okay, So
it's been steadily green, but the next light is flickering a little bit.
Spirit, let us know that you are here with us. Did you just
see that? Uh huh? Are you a good spirit? Do we have
to do this? I'm asking the machine now because okay, it flashed green
again. I'm going to take that as a yes. This is what if
it needs to move? Okay, this seems to be reacting more to this.
This machine is yellow. What does yellow mean? You mean more spirits
or more more strong? Okay, let's let's ask one more questions. So
we have to move it around, move it around? Okay, what now
we're gonna do this? No, I'm gonna ask heye spirit in this room
are you moving closer to us right now? Are you close to us?
Okay? The light flickered. I saw that. No, you're not doing
this right now? Are you what? It's moving to the word. Yes,
it's pointing to the word. I am not moving this. I swear
this is really weird. Oh and it flicked again. I think there's one
spirit here, M M are supposed to you now? Okay? Wait,
wait, I don't want to say goodbye it to no Hester. I mean,
can you flick the light just to say hi? Okay? She fled?
I see it. Oh my god, she went to yellow. Okay,
oh my god. No, if your name is Hester, if that,
if we are correct about that, and there's a spirit here with us,
now, is it possible for you to blow out one of the candles
that are lit here on the desk, if you if you can, please
do it here now I am out of here. Spirit, we need to
know that you're with us and that it's gonna be okay, just blow out
the candle. Okay, nothing is flickering. Maybe maybe they left. Maybe
Hester left, Okay, because now it's not flicking anymore. Oh oh oh
it just went to read. Well that may have been yes, I did.
Okay, let's ask one more question and then I swear this is the
last one I know. Now I'm getting into it. Okay, let's move
it around. Okay, Okay, I have one more question. Are there
more than one spirit in this room with us at this moment? Okay,
it's moving, and it's moving toward the word no on the board. Eric,
are you crying right now? I'm totally freaking out. I don't like
all this. Okay, all right, there's one spirit here. We appreciate
you revealing it yourself. Thank you for flicking the lights. Have you Halloween?
You may go now we'll say it together. Okay, one goodbye,
oh God, good bye, goodbye the candle. The candle just moved.
There's no win, there's no there's no open wind. Okay, okay,
okay, okay, are you done done? Okay you guys, okay,
let me let me move. Heck, I'm sweating you guys on Instagram and
YouTube? Do you believe give me a thumbs up if you believe that a
spirit was actually in this room. Do you believe that this actually happened,
that this is true? I want to see what you guys think. Holy
Mother, Holy Mother, oh it flicked again. Okay, thumbs up,
thumbs up, thumbs up, thumbs up. Yes, Oh my god,
people are I'm freaking this is really I swear to God, freaking nothing better
follow me home. Guess what, it's gonna stay here in the house with
me. He's gonna live here with me. Now, well, you have
a new roommate named Hester. Sure, she's probably a delight. Oh God,
how about I not keep this in my house? I know, do
I want to know that? Well, she's here, she is here,
she's she's I think I think Hester is. Oh. Somebody on Instagram says
that Hester is going to follow you home, Brian, he doesn't see.
He's not phased. He doesn't that doesn't Hester doesn't want. Hester is shy.
I can tell. I'm feeling her. I'm feeling her. Hester.
Oh okay. Somebody on Instagram wants to ask one more question. All right,
are you okay with that? God? Okay, here we go.
Just we'll just do it one more time. I promise you, guys.
I know this has gone long. Okay, do the thing, Okay,
do the thing? All right, Okay, all right, Hester or whatever
spirit is here in the room with us, are you here to protect us.
No, Brian. Oh and it's strongly it's wrong. Nope, nope,
no, no, no, no no, it's strongly moving to know.
I know, I know, I can. You need to burn your
house down? Hester, We come in peace. Okay, this is not
I can't, I can't, can't, I can't. Okay it Hester,
good bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. You had to ask that question.
People. Now there's now a bunch of people. They want they have
multiple questions. Were doing a podcast at my house from now on. They
want to live in a new building. You know what I will do.
I'm going to Google and I'm going to see the history of the place I
live. I'm sorry, we have to ask a different question. I can't.
Well you're going to ask another one. Well, I don't want to
leave it on that note, like should we asked to ask something like positive
like well she okay, somebody on Instagram wants us to ask if she died
in this house? Okay, okay, okay, all right, here we
go move it around. Oh Jesus, oh wow, oh wowye and hello
okay, okay, and hello Hester, did you die in this house?
Do you swear to me you're not I'm not touching it. It's moving toward
the word. Yes, Okay, okay, okay, I don't know what.
I don't know. It could be the dome. Look, I don't
think that was the Hester. Hester. I believe I'm feeling she is very
old, a very old present. This this place has been around since the
sixties. Let's ask her how No, I think we need she's I think
she's an older presence, and she's pretty slow, and we're putting on a
podcast, but it doesn't mean I think we should just ask how old she
is? Like, okay, there are numbers on here. Let's just ask
how old she is when she dies? Okay, well not now? Oh
my god, oh let me move it back down here, you guys,
Oh my god, I'm gonna freak out. Okay, here, let's do
the thing. Do you want to be a part of this, Brian,
Okay, move it, put it on. Okay, do you want to
ask or do you want me to ask? Hester? How old are you?
Or how old were you when you died? Can me stop it?
It's moving down towards the numbers. Yeah, did you just see You're gonna
throw up? It's she's going rules. It's going toward a larger number.
But it's really going slow, thank god, because you know what, if
this was moving fast, i'd have to move. Okay, she's over,
she's not forty, she wasn't fifty. It's moving past the six. I
am not. I am not moving this. Are we at seven yet?
Why is it so cold? Because I'm not I'm not cold? Did you
just get me cold? I'm not? Oh my god, it's moving toward
it's seven seven seven? You're not cold? Is the air on? Okay?
My legs just got cold. Oh my god, I'm starting to fucking
wait. Wait Hester was seven? Maybe she was seven? Maybe Hester was
seven? I can't I know Hester. Okay, wait, okay, if
you were, oh my god, I just do it, just do it.
Let's say go by. Hey, all right, all right? Hester,
wish you nothing but peace, nothing but peace and love. Good bye
this time for real. I can't. I can't. Oh my god,
do you guys believe that? Do you believe? Are you believing this right
now? Do you have the air on? I do not have the air
on. It was totally it was absolutely freezing right here on my arm.
I swear to God, I believe you and your leg got cold a little
bit. But I'm I'm in latex right now, so I'm actually hot,
but but my legs got a lot but freaking out. Okay, Brian,
since you're the one that started all this, I don't know how it works.
How do we get you possibly end this amicably? I don't know,
Hester, you were a little girl. I wonder how she died. I
know, but I don't. I know. You know what, you know
what? She's flicking the green light. She's flicking the other green light,
the one because she's so little. That's why it's not we should do this
in the haunted house. I would not want to do that in at home
that I think I didn't want to do it here. We still need to
spend the night in like the waily house. I know we'll get We will
do that. I promise you we will do that. Hester, thank you
for letting us be in your home. I geez, Louise, you know
what, Let's turn the lights back on, just FLI maybe we should end
in darkness. Okay, yeah we should. All right, that's a good,
good Halloween. Hester. We love you, love your podcast the way
you guys so much. That's an easy way to get him to end.
I just need to bring in Ouiji Jesus. Oh my god, that's so
smart. You guys, Happy Halloween. Thank you so much for watching.
We're gonna be Oh yes, I'm bad Bunny, but without the mask on
now because oh my god, I'm okay. We need anyway. I love
you guys. I love you guys, and love your podcast. What she
said, I love you, my sweet babies, and I'm sorry if I
brought a spirited to your whole good bye, goodbye, love your podcast.
Oh my god, I'm freaking