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Minnesota Goodbye will probably pretty much always
feature Bailey and Jenny and me once in

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a while, it'll be just me
and Bailey, or Me and Jenny and

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maybe Vont once in a while.
But Bailey, welcome to another episode of

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the Minnesota Goodbye. I was sharing
with Jenny and Bailey about how yesterday,

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after my big hike, I thought
I want a Coca Cola slurpy. So

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I stopped at seven eleven. And
you know there's different versions. There's the

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icy, the slushy, the slurpy
whatever, they're all the same thing,

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you know what I'm talking about.
And I went back to the machine and

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I was like, oh, this
is gonna be so good. So I

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got the cup and I lifted the
handle and sloppy soupy slurpy pours out,

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and it was literally mostly Coca Cola
and the rest was a little bit of

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sloppy soupy slurpy. And you know
how they give you a dome lid so

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when it peaks, there's room in
the cup that you can put a dome

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lid over. You know what I'm
talking about. Ye didn't need it,

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Nope, got the dome lid and
it was like it was still a Coca

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colasy, but boy was a disappointing. It was kind of like when you

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have a Coca Cola that you accidentally, like leave in your car during the

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winter, then it's just a little
bit icy on the inside. Yeah,

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it was disappointing. It was okay, but I wasn't gonna let it ruin

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my day. It's like, I
hiked all the way up Pike's Peak and

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this is what I get. This
is not and by the way, clarify,

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I'm not going to talk about this
forever. But I did not hike

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all the way up Pike's Peak.
I hiked six and a half miles up

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to a place called bar Camp B
A R R. And I noticed a

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couple of things. I noticed there
was a ton of women hiking. And

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I noticed that a lot of women
hike alone. And I think that the

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hiking community is different than the walking
on the path in your neighborhood community.

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Well, especially a plays like Pike's
Peak that's like intense hiking. Well it

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is. And I think that people
if you're up there, you're up there

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to hike. You're not up there
to be frightening or to be you know

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what. I mean, like,
if you hike on an old railroad bed

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in your neighborhood, you look for
a sketchy guy wearing a hoodie and wearing

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pants, and you're like, oh
god, not this guy, and it

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makes you a little bit nervous.
But like on the trail, everybody was

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so friendly. It's like, hey, good morning, how are you.

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And I'd stop and talk to a
couple of people. And my favorite,

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I told you earlier was Nicole,
who is seventy six years old. Hikes

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thirteen miles up and back Pike's Peak
every Monday and every Thursday. Wow,

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And it's amazing because it's a tough
hike and she's seventy six. She does

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not look like it either. No, And I told her she was on

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your blog. I said, you
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And she said, well, you
know, I do this all the time.

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I try to stay fit. And
her husband is dying of cancer and

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she said that's the only thing that
she does that keeps her saying yeah,

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because you know, she loves her
husband and she's been with him for a

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long time, but that is kind
of her her therapy. Did you get

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a lot of good reflection done on
your hike. You know, I had

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the song Whistle by flow Rida going
through my head most of the time.

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Lota whistle baby, So baby,
let me go and start real slow.

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Were you listening to it or you
just not? It just went in my

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head and it wouldn't stop. Did
you listen to anything? No? And

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I didn't put my I had my
earbuds for eight hours. You didn't listen

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to anything? No? Because I
wanted to enjoy the sounds of birds and

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nature and streams and wind. But
all I heard in my head blow my

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whistle, baby, whistle baby,
Let me go, because it just got

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in my head and it wouldn't stop. So stupid. Let's get on with

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the emails, and here we go. Brandon writes in Hey, Dark Liquors,

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congratulations of vont and Bailey joining the
show. I wanted to randomly reach

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out and give some potential content.
We're planning a wedding this fall, so

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many things I'm surprised by at this
point. I used to think that I

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was giving a generous gift of the
amount per meal per person at twenty five

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or maybe thirty dollars a person.
When I went to a wedding Lol,

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our wedding is pushing eighty dollars per
person at the very low end for food,

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and that's with a three item they
and paper plates and plastic cutlery.

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It's wild. Also, did you
know that an eight thousand dollars catering bill

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expects a twenty to thirty percent gratuity
even though three thousand of that is quote

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events set up. I can't even
imagine what these vendors are expecting for tips,

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except pretty close to zero if you
already overcharged it. So it doesn't

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sound like Brandon's going to give them
much of a tip. You get an

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eight thousand dollars catering bill, they're
expecting a twenty to thirty percent gratuity.

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What do you guys think? I
don't think. I think that that's your

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gratuity. Then I don't think you
go and tip them on top of that.

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I think that's what it is.
Yeah, when it's added in,

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that's what it is. I was
gonna say, I worked one time a

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catered wedding because of working at Straight
Dog, because they catered some random wedding

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and I worked it, and it
was honestly the greatest gag ever because we

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had a set amount that we were
making, and I think that that was

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just what was added into the catering
bill, So I think that's it.

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I wouldn't tip on top of it
y either. I mean I would.

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I would probably say I'm not going
to tip, and here's why you're charging

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me a three thousand dollars setup fee. But if you're in the wedding industry,

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let us know. I mean,
of course, if you're in the

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caterine industry, you're gonna say,
yes, tip, tip, tip,

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But is it justified? There was
a wedding that that I won't give a

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lot of details for I don't want
to embarrass anybody, but we tip the

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DJ. I thought really generously,
like one hundred dollars. And they actually

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wrote to me afterward and they said, did I do something wrong? I

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thought I did a good job.
The tip was so small. I'm really

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upset and very hurt that that I
didn't get a bigger tip. And I

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was like, I don't know how
I thought. I one hundred dollar tip

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seemed like a pretty good tip,
you know, I mean the DJ was

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probably five six, seven hundred dollars
and a one hundred dollars tip, I

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thought was good. I honestly didn't
even think that you'd have to tip tip

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a DJ. I thought that their
fees were what you pay them. I

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didn't realize that that was another thing
that you tip up for. This is

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why I'm never getting married, man. You I got to tip for everything

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these days. Back in my day, you would only have to tip the

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waiter at the restaurant. Oh right, right, I don't I don't know.

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I mean, I don't want to
get into the whole tipping culture thing.

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We've done that to death. But
I think that you're justified. I

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think it was Brandon if you tell
them why you're not tipping, But it

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sounds like he is tipping. He
said that it's already added into the bill,

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didn't Isn't that what he said?
Yeah, well, it's it's for

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a three thousand dollars setup fee,
which is like, what is a setup

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fee? I mean that is where
you bring in the food and that's part

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of what you're doing. Yeah,
it's kind of like if you go to

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the doctor and they charge you one
thousand dollars and another five hundred dollars for

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medical care, Well, what the
hell am I doing? You know?

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What is the thousand dollars for I
feel like that happens on every medical bill.

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I have no idea what I'm paying. Oh my god, yeah,

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doctors, we don't even realize.
Yeah, seriously. Next one, Jenner

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writes san, Hello, morning show
crew, I'm excited about vont and Bailey

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joining the Morning Show. I was
wondering if you could tell us more about

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the process of getting Bailey on the
show. She had guests hosted quite a

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few times in the past here or
so were those auditions? Was she paid?

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Did Dave have to fight to get
two additions to the Morning Show approved?

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Anything you're able to share about this
process would be appreciated and interesting.

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Congrats to all from Jenna. Yeah. Uh, you know, it was

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definitely a process. When we had
Bailey fill in, Bailey was on the

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show about three or four or five
years ago talking about dating. Do you

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remember that, Bailey? Yeah,
I remember that like it was a yesterday.

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What did we talk about when you
were on with the data? It

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was like we did like a dating
game kind of thing where I had like

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a list of fun facts that I
was listing off, and then all these

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dudes would call in and then once
one of my fun facts turn them off.

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They would hang up the phone.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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yeah. I didn't contact any of
those guys, I'll tell you right now,

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but they all like still follow me
and message me every so often.

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Okay, yeah, And so I
realized at that point Bailey is that she's

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a funny person. So when we
needed somebody to fill in, it was

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funny because when Jenny was gone,
the station, you would think would provide

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somebody to fill in, and they
usually always have, but they did not.

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They basically, you know, like, they didn't have any money to

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pay anybody for Bailey to fill in, so so anybody fill in. So

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I, luckily, very fortuitously,
I knew Bailey. I know Bailey's funny.

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I know she loves our show.
You've listened forever, right, yep,

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truly since nineteen ninety five, and
that's one of the great things is

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that you listen to the show,
so you know the vibe of the show

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and how we are smart asses and
we talk about this and this and whatever.

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So Bailey was a very natural fill
in. And honestly, we didn't

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have a lot of other choices because
a lot of people, so Bailey came

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in and did not get paid,
which I think they're going back retroactively daily

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they are, well, that's what
I was told, but I literally just

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wrote it down because I want to
remind myself to ask Rich about that,

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because that would be great. I
think they are. I think that they

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realized, oh my gosh, we
can't have people coming in and working for

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free. So I think they're going
to go back and retroactively pay. It

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was fun, though I would have
done it for free anyway, but if

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they want to pay me, I'm
not gonna stop it. Stop talking just

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paying you wait to get paid.
No, I'm nearly certain that they are

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because I think, like you know, ethically, it's the right thing to

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do. But that's one of the
things we loved about Bailey was Bailey loves

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being on the radio, and so
you would come in and be on the

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radio for free. In the same
way that you don't have to pay me

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to go ride my motorcycle, you
don't have to pay me to go play

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golf. I just love to go, you know what I mean. And

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it was food to be on.
So anytime Dave was like, can you

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be on? I was, Honestly, I was super fortunate because my boss

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at my job that I had right
before this. I worked at the History

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Center. Shout out, Sammy Joe, love you. She's not going to

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listen to this, but I would
just say, hey, I have the

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opportunity to be on the radio tomorrow, and she would be like, oh

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my gosh, that's so cool.
Just let me know when you get into

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the office. And she let me
do that twenty three times. So that's

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I am sorryful that she let me
do that, because if I was I

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mean, if I was working retail, that would have happened and I wouldn't

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be sitting here right now. So
yeah, it was like kind of a

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lovely chain of events. Was everything
was like working out the way that it

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needed to. So I'm hashtag blast
you know. I love it. I'm

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really glad you're here. I'm very
happy with this team because I think that

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now we've got a bunch of different
lifestyles we do need and this is probably

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going to send me right into HR, but we do need one of you

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to get pregnant. And I think
that, well, I'm going to offer

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a cash incentive. How much I
got seventy three dollars in my wallet.

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Absolutely not, would you do it
for seventy five, Jenny seventy three will

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get me the pill that I need
to make sure that that doesn't happen.

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That's what that'll get me. But
you're actually great mom. I don't know

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that I would. I am fantastic
with kids exactly. I however, get

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to return them when I'm sick of
them, and that is where I don't

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know. I'm going to be a
great mom. Bailey, have a baby.

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If I could have a kid like
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age four, being able to talk
and poop on their own, perfect,

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I'll take it. If I have
to raise a baby hard pass. How

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about the whole pregnancy thing too hard
pass? Yeah, saying hard pass.

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I don't want to. Jenny,
though, if you got pregnant, you'd

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be the cute kind of pregnant where
your stomach is like only no life.

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Would not I would absolutely blow up. My face would have three thirty chins

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at that point. I would blow
up. I know I would, because

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I would be like I get to
eat everything, give me everything. Can

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tell you why you're both wrong.
I was watching a graduation speech from the

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kicker of the Kansas City Chiefs,
and he told me that he knows that

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you women, your main thing in
life is you want to have a baby

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and be a mom. So I
took that at face value, and I

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figure that the kicker from the Kansas
City Chiefs is anybody knows what he's talking

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about, it's him. That motherfucker
literally works what three minutes a year,

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He gets paid millions of fucking dollars
and then gets asked to say a speech

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to tell women what to do.
No fuck him. I'm sorry, has

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women, No, he makes me
so I rate man, I was mad

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about I was so mad about that. I rate golly. You know you

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two women should listen more when a
man is talking pants day. Okay,

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David, is this why you suddenly
have a Kansas City Chiefs Jersey in the

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studio out of nowhere on the back. It's funny because you know what Jenny,

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Jenny's very like, very even leveled
as far as like, you know,

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reaction. But when that speech came
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gonna imagine that motherfucker. I'm gonna
blow up his car. And I'm like,

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okay, I never threatened any violent
dud. You said, you're there.

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We go out with the torches in
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right, here we go, Dave, Jenny Bailey, vont trying to call

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in a no phone is stren Or
Friday did not get through. I always

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like asking different random questions to people. Here's what I was going to ask

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you. What is the time when
you laughed the hardest on the radio?

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Okay? I've had so many over
the years that I've probably forgotten if somebody

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said, oh, yeah, that
might be this time. But I would

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say the most recent was probably when
I put the funnel in the front of

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Jenny's pants. I was poured water
down the front, which, by the

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way, that thing is still going
viral. I get constant notifications about people

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commenting on it. Are you serious? Yes, all the time. People

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are still commenting and seeing it,
and they're like heated about it too.

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They're like, oh, of course
you would do this too, A loe

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know people are serious. Yeah,
so it's so wild. They're like,

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well, that's an HR violation.
I was like, does anybody know what

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a joke is? Like I get
that, like, of course, at

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like in most work environments, yeah, you can't do that. But like,

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I like feel bad because I feel
like because of my reaction, everyone's

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like saying it was so evil,
but I thought it was hilarious. It

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was a good bit, you know. And that's the thing, is kind

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of like, that's what we do. And I get, you know,

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if you worked at oh, I
don't know, Cargill, and you get

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everybody in the conference room and you're
like, hey, Jessica, stand up

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here, we want to try a
little game with you, Jessica, and

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the the CEO pours a funnel of
water down the front of her pants.

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That would be awful and evil and
embarrassing. But at the radio station,

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I mean, seriously, that's another
That's a Tuesday, you know it is.

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And it kind of reminded me.
There was a prank we did.

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Oh my god, Jenny, I
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restaurant, right yea with Tina.
So in case you didn't know this when

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this was huge and it blew up
big and not always in a good way,

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but basically, we staged a prank. We set a camera at a

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table across the room and I was
at the restaurant with Rich and Zach from

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the station, and Tina, who
worked at our radio station, was pretending

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she was a server and I berated
her for not knowing how to do a

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good job and blah blah blah,
and allegedly the phone video was from a

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guy across the room who was videotaping
the whole thing. So we showed a

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video of me like telling this waitress
that she doesn't know how to do a

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good job and I'm chewing her out, and Rich and Zach are looking at

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their menus like I'm not here,
I'm not here, I'm not here.

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And then we showed the videos like, oh good, look at this leaked

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video of Dave Ryan being a jerk. And then we showed that for one

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day and people went after me hard
they did, and they said, I

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thought he was a nice guy.
What a jerk. I'll never listen again.

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What an asshole. And then we
showed the second half of the video

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where I said, you know what
I'm gonna do right now and Tina says,

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no, what, and remember Tina's
playing the part of a waitress.

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I said, I'm gonna dance,
and so we all got up and we

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danced, and all the other tables
got up and we danced past the camera

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and walked out. So clearly,
one hundred percent, you couldn't mistake it

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for anything but a setup joke.
On the people who watched the video,

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they didn't like it, And I
think one of the reasons is people don't

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like to be fooled. They don't
like to be have their passions provoked and

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then have it turned out to be
a joke. So one of the big

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things I got was, I don't
care if it was a joke. To

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do something like that as with a
woman as a victim was despicable. And

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I'm like, come on, that
Tina was in on the joke. It

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doesn't matter that it was a woman. But and there were a lot of

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people also who are like, you
got me, You totally got me.

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Good one. I'm pretty sure I
had people texting me and being like,

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oh my god, like Dave this
video of Dave, and I like couldn't

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say anything until we revealed it.
So I was like and then they're like,

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oh, okay, that was funny. Most people I don't can take

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a joke. Yeah, So but
yeah, back to the funnel thing.

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I mean, it was a joke, but yeah, it's still it's still

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got a lot of legs to it. Last email, it says, hey,

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guys, the show has changed and
evolved over time, and one of

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my questions is why don't you have
interviews with celebrities anymore? I very briefly

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listened to that Big show in New
York, but for me, they weren't

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as good as The Dave Ryan Show, so I removed them from my listening

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queue. I do still see videos
from them on my Instagram, and they

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recently had Drake Bell in the studio, so it prompted this random question,

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why don't we do interviews with celebrities
anymore? That's a really, really good

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question. Number One, they don't
make themselves available like they used to.

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We used to get celebrities in the
studio once a week. I mean back

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in the day, we used to
get you know, anybody from Jessica Simpson

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to Jesse McCarthy or McCartney, whatever
his name is, Duran, Duran,

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Ricky Martin, Justin Bieber. Once
a week a celebrity would come in the

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studio. I have no idea why
they don't anymore. I really don't.

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But I also know that we used
to interview like TV stars, like we'd

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get on like you know, for
example, we'd get on Teeter from Yellowstone

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and we never had her but that's
the kind of grade we would get.

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It'd be like, Oh, I've
heard of her, but a lot of

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people haven't heard. So the thing
with having celebrities on from a TV show

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is it doesn't work because only about
twenty percent of our audience knows that celebrity,

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and the rest are like, I
could give a shit. So if

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we had Teeter on from Yellowstone.
I love Yellowstone, it'd be fun to

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talkch or Oh, do you really
do your own stunts? Or do you

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really like what's the set like?
And how did you get this job?

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And you know, how did you
come up with that funny accent and whatever?

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And I would be find a very
interesting. But if you don't watch

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Yellowstone, for example, you could
give a shit. Does that all make

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sense, Jenny? Does that sound
right? Like how it's happened? Yeah,

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I mean pretty much. I wasn't
here during the era of celeb interviews,

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Like I think there's maybe been two
people in studio Nelly for some reason,

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like did an entire show with Dave
and I one time Desperate and then

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some guy from Stranger Things, And
so I wasn't even really part of that

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era. Oh my god. Yeah, And it's weird. I don't want

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to cut you off, but we
got to wrap up here. We got

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to wrap up and it's perfect timing, So send your emails. We need

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emails because we are looking for more
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KDWB dot com. Love you for
listening. We'll see you tomorrow