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of Webster, from the mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by
Victor Chrysler Dots Jupe Ram It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello
and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on. Thanks for telling a friend.
That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship. Kevin's back in
holding up which is left titty out there? Yeah, it's good hockey weather.
This is good. If I had rinstuff the good hockey weather. Danny's
here. What's going on? Danny? What's going on? Fellaws? I'm
doing well. Ibout yourself? Yeah, it's the banded all good? Yeah,
yeah, Saturday, you got to show Saturday Sday. But Tavia Dallas
is gonna be you by yourself? Other no, no, we got we
got a banned. Don't piss off any of the patrons. Have you hit
in the face, Yeah, get hit it right on. That's terrible,
that's awful. Yeah. Yeah, and foodies back in the house. What's
going on foody. Hello, everybody getting those brackets and Laura the organizer,
the Real Housewife of Webster is right. What do you mean, Ship,
I saw that you were Real Housewives Webster. Real Wives Webster is real.
That would be a better show. Well, you know what, I want
to do something real quick. My ex wife's a two TX wife. Now
really I won that one. Take one of these and passing along. Take
one of these. Take one of these and passing along. You can't get
these but one place. You can only get these in one place. Yeah,
the whole shebang is the name of it. The only place you can
get these. So and then yeah, like Kevin, get one and we'll
try him. What do you think of these chips? Oh? Forgot it
yet. We're not gonna like taste it all once. No, we tried
to. No one was patient, and that would be me. I was
not patient. Onion barbecue, Oh, Ship, what's happening down there?
For real? You're right? Yeah, it smells like there's a hit of
onion. There's got some salt and vinegar in there. Yeah, yeah,
salt and vinegar. It's the whole she bang. It's a little bit of
everything. Chips, These chips can only be gotten in the Monroe County jail.
Yeah, smuggled. Baxter was in here yesterday and he did a podcast
and afterwards he goes, I forgot to give you these. He goes,
these are the chips, and they're only available for prisoners, and I don't
think they sell them anywhere else in the county. How many new ports?
How many new ports is it to get a bag? I had no idea,
but he's like, you gotta try, himp. He goes, they're
awful, but they're great, and he's right, they're not awful. Would
would you? Yeah? Probably you would if you were in the situation,
right. I was just wondering how regular they're addicting, Like you find yourself
eating. No, I didn't like it. You didn't like it? No,
No, too many flavors going at once. They're trying to please many
palettes in that prison. That's what they're doing in the Minroe County jail.
But Eric expired, so I mean that is to be something with it.
Probably I don't ever want to taste one of those again. Why is it?
Like? Even I remember guys in the army would get eminem's and things,
and it was I think it was the early nineties and they had the
eighty eight Olympics on their thing, and I'm going, what the hell is
that? That's a little crazy. Uh Hey, anybody found out, by
the way, what happened at the reservoir. I mean, I know that
a guy died and there was a body. It wasn't a suicide. They're
saying it wasn't a suicide. Yeah, but they're not saying anymore anything else.
And now I hear the you have to boil your water in certain neighborhoods,
in certain neighborhood yourself have to boil your water, which I I go,
I guarantee you're drinking out of something filthier, right, your lips are
touching something filthier than anything that's going to come out of that water or ahead
a dead And then Mendoza like steps down right as the oh you think this
is all has to do? I don't know, but I gotta ask this
question, is it a weird thing that he stepped down on freaking And in
the statement, Bellow didn't like say anything we wish, we wish mister Mendoza
the best of his future endeavors. He's been serving Monroe County greatly for He
didn't say anything like that. It was just like, yeah, he's going
off. He wrote a big long thing. I did see a big long
thing. He wasn't quoted in it. Oh like the office set up press
release, but he wasn't quoted as saying so he must have been fired or
not compliant with something. I don't know man was he was. I wonder
if he'll be next to the bottom of the reservoir. Is it too late
to give Monroe County back to the Indians? All the stuff going on in
the Native American trick. I don't know when you drive it to the Cataraugus
for any reservation, it's just reservation of Indians. I'm just saying. I'm
not saying it's right. I'm just saying that's what it. I'm just curious
as to how the person's body got in there. And this is that fence,
right, it's a fence, but it also has spikes at the top.
Yeah. Now they're saying that the e PA, they were in violation
of the e PA because they didn't have the drinking water reservoir covered. That's
been for years though they said that that was like years ago. That that
was the e PA came in. They have until like this year to put
it in put you're out of comply two decades. It was okay to hang
on. But just follow this logic for a second. You gotta boil your
water because the dead body was in there. But there could have been a
lot of dead other things going on, bird ship, dead, animals,
dead anything. Yeah, and you don't think that's all purified already before it
hits. So now you're making people bottle water. You freak your freaking people
out, And I think that there's probably yeah, boil water and bottle and
bottle it did see clothing shoes like people just fucking around. Ye, Bob's
away. How long have you lived in Fairport? Uh? You put me
on the spot. No, But have you lived here like a four minus
forty years? Do you remember? So where the studio is now, there
was a Chinese restaurant down on the end before Chef King there was d one
down on the end. Did you remember this? Okata? So yesterday I
had a today I had it. It feels like my days are blended together.
It already feels like I had lunch with people today from autism up came
to the studio. We walked over to a restaurant. We're walking down past
and the woman says, I used to work around here, and there was
a Chinese restaurant here and they got closed down because they were stealing ducks out
of the canal. I went, I go what I went? They got
shut down according to this. Again, I don't know if it's true or
not, but they were taking ducks out of the canal and using the Yeah,
there's a Chinese from somewhere. Yes, Chinese restaurant I love in Henrietta.
And they have one of these dishes that I can only get it this
one. But they've got a cat dish a little water. No, it's
a cat dish out in front of the place, out in front to feed
the cat. It's a trap. It's a trap. And that's in your
dishes you can only get in one place. Well, I never I don't
even remember. You would think that that would have made news. Think if
that was if it was true. That's why I always nowadays because I we
all hear a lot of stuff and I go, I'm not so sure if
that's true. Great story, but it never made any news. Now you
could also ducks in the winter. I didn't google it, but I just
figured, you know, sometimes I should have googled it. We can google
it. During one of the see if a Chinese restaurant in Fairport got shut
down for taking ducks off the canal. I don't know why. That's very
funny. What was the family like? What was the issue in Syracuse about
six seven months ago where so, yeah, somebody killed It was the swans.
They had They had a whole park and it was the They had them
named Yea, and they went and they killed the mother swan. Yeah,
they killed the mother swan. Yeah. And then the father swan when they
brought the kids back, started attacking the kids. So they had to move
him out or move the duckling or the ducklings a way. Wait, what
do you call what do you call it? Maybe geese is it? Or
maybe swans is it? Or something? With Lizzy, I thought it's a
weird, weird, No I know, but I thought, yeah, there's
a special name for them that I'm forgetting. But yeah, they and they
ate it. They cooked it and ate it. They trapped this thing and
ate it. Actually, my first home was right by the swan pund oh
in Syracuse. Oh yeah, that's where you're from. Yeah, I forgot
that. So to walk up there and look at the swan like watching watching
the submarine races. Take them back to the house, have a great meal.
I got, I got, I got dinner. Animals, yes food,
yeah, but you eat yeah, no chicken and all that stuff.
Right. Yeah, I don't want Pita coming after No, I don't was
a joke. Oh, I had Peeda come after me once. Yeah,
we remember, Yeah, freaking goldfish, we're gonna no. I had goldfish
on the radio. And it was around when the Exxon uh those pipelines leak
in the Gulf of Mexico, so that you know the oil spill, what
happens with the oil and the animals. So I said, what we should
do is an experiment, just to see. I'll put a tablespoon of oil.
I'll get two fish. We'll leave one in a clean water and we'll
put a heat tablespoon of oil in the other. And people were going crazy,
and we had them on camera. We had the fish in there.
I remember I had gone and I bought the fish. They showed up,
man, Yeah, they showed up. They showed up to come and cuffs
and stuff. They were ready to arrest. Yeah I did it. Ye
my senior prank. We put goldfish in toilets and then sinks at my high
school and there were kids like eating them for a few dollars would really would
huh. Wow. We got like two hundred little goldfish from Country Max and
we used Arran wrapped like all the sinks and the toilets, and we were
putting the goldfish all around wow for them to live. Right. No,
he did not. She put him in the right in the toilet. You
let him swim around in the toilet. No, No, we we did
saran wrap. Oh yeah, looked like yeah. So then you could have
taken them out and taken them home. And some people were but I remember
there were kids that were like paying each other five dollars to eat a goldfish.
Oh, it's such a dumb thing. Yes, the kids have done
it. What school was this, Wayne, Oh, Wayne, Wayne County.
Yeah, I don't remember anything, because I think if goldfish ended up,
they would have ended up in the toilet swimming around with all my friends
trying to piss on the goldfish to see if you can hit it. I
swear it. It would have been like it would be like a game at
Sea Breeze where you're aiming in the clown's mouth. That's who we would have
done. I can just see it. I already got three guys in my
head that would have done it immediately, and you would have been one of
them. No, no, no, I don't know. I would never
buy bobs away. I would see then I would feel bad if that happened.
I had fish in my room as a kid, and I remember they
jumped out of the tank, like yeah, I don't kill it. I
had a whole bunch had babies, and a bunch jumped out or they ate
some of the babies, and there was fish that jumped out. It was
like, I don't know what was going on. All right, we'll take
a a moment, Real Housewives of Webster. I have a have a serious
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Uh. We've been hearing some different things and I just got one sent to
me from a listener about Jeffrey Rogers. Jeffrey Rodgers is GSL News. He's
been on this podcast a few times and it seems like, I don't know
what it is, but you start doing any of these things that people want
to take you down, and so there's somebody who goes after him quite a
bit. My son always is baffled as to why I would have Effree Rodgers
on. But Jeffrey Rodgers to me is he has done no harm. I
don't know what trouble he got into, but it sounds like he was illegal
possession of a weapon, which would again be his taser from what I would
understand, and as Laura brought up a good point, he may have been
trying to cover the body in the reservoir. So according to Monroe County Joe
Roster. According to UH Twitter, he was booked yesterday. It admitted today
charged with criminal possession of a weapon. So that means he's in jail.
So I want to try to just call him before we move on with stuff,
just to see if we said he's eating the chips. Jeffrey earn those
chips. Jeffrey Rodgers earned them chips. I wonder, I wonder if I
call the GSL news now, if you start making the news. I was
great, she was, she was on. Yes, it's rio and train
close they come as UH for calling GSO show were fast, reliable and unbiased
news eventmentulready no one's able to answer the phone at this time. But if
you need your name, number and reason why you're calling and I'll get back
to you as soon as possible. If you have any news tips, you
can visit my website at gsoshow dot com. I have a news tip.
I heard about a kid who got arrested with Jeffrey. What is happening.
It's Bill Moran. We're on the podcast and I had a bunch of people
telling us that you got arrested, and we looked at the Monroe County.
According to certain news reports, you were arrested yesterday, and I think this
might be over the taser. You explained that to us before. You carry
it for protection, but it's illegal, and you've been arrested for that before,
and maybe this time it's jail, and I think the last time was
a couple of months in jail. So I'm hoping if someone from GSL gets
this message, Yeah, Naya, we'd like to find out a little bit
more while you're in I have it. We did. The sheriff was in
here and dropped off the Wholester Bank chips, which you may be eating as
we're leaving this message. I don't know, and you can give us a
give us a call back when you get free, and let us know what's
happening, all right, goodbye and best of luck. That must be true.
I also wonder what he found out about the body in the reservoir,
if he knows anything. I doubt he probably knows anything, but I do
wonder if that was where he got arrested, because he does carry that taser
around and since there was also a seventeen year old girl killed on Hudson aff
yesterday, I believe okay, and he could have been down with that one
too. Yeah, I don't know, I have he tries to be everywhere
doing well. If you can nail with the weapon. Is that the same
thing as all the other arrests that people complain about catch and released? Probably,
but I think probably probably is. But this is like his third or
fourth time, so he's time they compound it. And I think the last
time I just sed for you, I have to put you in jail.
There's in jail for like three months. Yeah, yeah, so this could
be even longer. Okay, Yeah, because he's got he's got a few
things on his record as we know, Yes, yep, and I think
that possession has been a few in the past. But anyway, let's get
to lighter things, real house watters Webster real xatch websit Yeah, real,
that should be our bid. So I've been hearing that and I got confirmation
from somebody else today but that you are in a relationship, but only because
why are you making a face like that? Wow, you look like you've
been into a lemon is holy shit? Yeah, you can't make a s
anymore because this is my first relationship out of the divorce. Okay, so
it's just very weird to me. But the relationship status was put up on
Facebook, so your Facebook official. I know it was not his first time
trying to request that. So why do you think he wants to be Facebook
official? Because I don't know that it makes you. I almost wonder if
it makes your relationship harder to be Facebook official. So I even said,
like, you know, he's thirty nine, I'm thirty eight. I'm like,
why do we have to do that? But I think it's sort of
it's a red flag to me. Well is it a red flag to you?
Yeah? Okay, not trolling. I like this. I like the
way you're thinking. Chill out, dude. I like the way you're thinking.
I think, and what even my friends are like. I think he's
proud and happy and sort of is that true? That? And he's guess
is smashing the chick from Billifive. He's a much bigger Facebook poster than I.
All right, like, well, it's kind of like it's kind of
like a contract. Never do It's kind of like a contract stating you are
no longer available or okay, sounds like he said that he's to let people
know you're not available. Did he say that? So that's sounds so trust
issue? What it sounds like a trust is here. It also sounds like
you're the guy and he's the chick. Is that not? Sound like it's
like most of your relationships identify with that much going with experience here. It's
just it's a lot for me since again it's the first Yeah, now what
did your ex say? Because he had to see it. He met him,
so it was fine. He met him out. My son's is this
guy divorced as well? No, he's never been married, never been married?
Oh so this is this is he's fresh. Wow, and he's cool
with kids and everything. Well, I'm just no, he loves the boys,
he's great with them. Well, I want to know, like,
who's going to be the first relative to comment, so when's the wedding.
Oh my god, that's what I was afid of. And you told him.
I was like, look, I have family who are so over the
town who are alcoholics, Like I was afraid that one of my drunk ants
was gonna like sit there and like start ship, like yeah, yeah,
like or Facebook friend him or you know, And no one did not yet.
I don't think that happens a lot. But we're all of a sudden
they see the Facebook, not just family like creeps in general. I told
him. I was like, look, because I I've told you guys,
I've gotten messages from people who have listened here like yeah, I didn't know
that, and like you got messages for me? Like what like after the
dick pics? Did you get dick pics? No, but I got a
couple of messages from people who are very happily married on Facebook and and they
said, you have said things to me, and so I was like,
just in case, like you know you received on Facebook official. None.
They did have someone call me out at the bar this weekend though, and
they were like, you said you don't date. I was like, I
know, and I even told him that wait wait, wait, wait,
and you told you told a guy that you don't date, and then you
ran into him at the bar after this Facebook official thing comes out, and
how so what do you say? Clearly you were a liar. You were
a liar. You were just didn't turn around and say to that guy,
I was trying to let you down easy. You're a fucking ugly bastard.
You know it wasn't like that because next to Dan, I told Joe the
night that I met him, I was like, I don't do relationships,
like I have not wanted a relationship at all. So this sounds like it's
going to work because you're really saying all the right things. I mean,
this sounds like it's got legs. It's gonna go far. You really really
it's him, and I think it hasn't. It's been that I haven't wanted
a relationship. I haven't wanted to I I really enjoyed my life. I
love everything, and I've created happiness in my own without my ex husband and
how important to do. Didn't feel like I wanted the pressure of a relationship
or anything. And then I met him and he just really won me over
and he did Yeah, can we do a podcast? In the reception.
So so he won you over, But you were you still hesitant When you're
saying all these things, you sound like you're still hesitant. No, it's
just it's a lot because I hadn't been happy in so long, and I'm
actually like, legit happy, be happy in my marriage. I hadn't been,
so I had just sort of did this guy at any point send you
one of those pictures? No, I have not gotten a dick pic from
him. Okay, has he has? He sent a one hundred flower subscription
of flower? Have you told the guy he has the back off? Now?
I never even let he backed off. As soon as we called him,
We ruined that big time. We were gonna take you to the next
comedy show with another former Rochester radio Personality's going to get a second to a
comedy show with you guys, Like, oh my god. But yeah,
it just I think I sort of have. It's changed my whole viewpoint that
it's like it has to be the person Like I've even talked to Stephanie about
it, like because it just a sort of him. I don't know,
so that actually sounds better, accord, Greg. This show brings girls guys
because we had Stephanie and now we've got this one. Yeah. So if
you're a sick of lady out there and you want a guy, come on
the show once. Yeah, like the good Luck Chucks. Yes, we're
the good Luck Chuck movie. That's good. That's it's interesting though. You
said about being happy, Yeah, no, no, but being happy without
anybody. Yeah, that's an important thing. It's a it's a hard thing.
It's something that I think it's said a lot, but I don't think
people really understand or know how to do it. And I'm so busy that,
like, I haven't wanted to have to change my life for some one.
And I think that's why when I've gone see Foody doing a whole lot
of head there, I can there's a breeze coming off. Testify, preach.
When I took you around with my like mister June that we tried to
call or you know, I told you you were having fun. Yes,
I told you about the Fairport teacher that got arrested that I dated. But
oh yeah, wait now now can you tell that story? I mean,
you are the real ex housewife of Webster. You are the one story.
Yeah, well, okay, how long have you been divorced, and how
many guys did you date twenty seven? Did you date like one a month?
Did you date like twenty four guys? Twenty five guys? Good for
you? I would do like two weeks. Like I would hang out with
someone for two weeks and then I would good. I'd be like, you're
boring, Like you would go to keep a spreadsheet. I did have a
spreadsheet. No, you didn't stop it. Pull it up on your phone.
Oh my god, pull it up. You really had dated twenty six
people this year? Comment on thirteen first dates, ten second dates, and
four lasted for two weeks. When I did hint for the two weeks,
I legit had a spreadsheet that I sent to my friends and like we had
to nickname the people. That's why I thought it was so overwhelming. Yeah,
but I didn't even like go on a date with most of them.
I would meet up people for one day, but then there was quite a
few that I would go hang out with for like two weeks. And why
did any of them not go longer than two weeks? And they're not interesting?
Yeah, and what is it about this guy that is interesting? He's
just no. I think I didn't realize like, I like that Teddy by
your heart. He works with inner city kids and sort of like that about
him. Yeah, he's really sports you know, Jeffrey Rogers. No,
I don't know. It just sort of happened a lot. That's what you
want though. You want to be organic. You don't want it to be
forced. And like I said, I told him I didn't want a relationship.
He was like, oh, I want to want to date someone with
kids because he works nights and so our our schedules like don't align well.
But I like I like that I have my nights. I'm so busy.
And that's the other thing is guys who I have dated. The Fairport teacher
was like, you don't give me enough time, and yeah, and I
was just like, this is That's what I didn't want. I didn't want
any pressure. Wow, dude, what's going on that guy? I gotta
say. I have to say the same thing, the you don't give me
enough time? I guess in a way, I guess I could see it.
But was that guy divorced? No, he was, he was not.
Nope, But you know now it's come out that he had a big
drinking problem, and uh, yeah, what was he arrested for Oh,
well, he got fired from Fairport. I dated him for like a month
last Oh he went longer than to Yeah, he was actually longer. Yeah.
I met his mom whoa, and but then he was still like,
you're you're not giving me enough time when they went upstairs in the basement.
Okay, he was thirty four teacher. He got let go from Fairport in
December for an appropriately text messaging senior girls plural plural. Really then, I
was trying to figure out who has the hottest students in the area, and
I'm thinking this year Fairport. It sounds like it. That's awful. I
think he got to back to back, d w I's man going back to
me. Yeah, that's that's you. His license has got to be gone
for think a while. It was on because he had his sad So now
literally he is in his mom's basement because I honestly got I think that's almost
like a I don't know what the cost would be for two back to back,
but I wouldn't get one for you, that's for sure. I mean
he maybe end up in gel eating the chips. That's nice, That's very
nice. It sounds like you really got over that guy fast. I was
like, bye, but yeah, so during that time, did you ever
hear a rumor about yourself at all? Of course you did, Yeah,
what did you hear about yourself? I'm curious. I'm curious what women say
because sometimes when I do interviews and things, I will ask people like I
sat with Sheriff Baxter and I said, what do you think people say behind
your back? And everybody gives, oh, I'm surely say and I said,
most of the stuff I hear out at earshot of you is what a
great guy you are, right, And I think sometimes we automatically snap to
the worst. Right, But with like Jeffrey Rodgers, I hear all kinds
of rumors of different things that are going on with him, and I have
no idea, But what did you hear about? What was this while you
were dating? I mean, I wasn't shy that I was out dating.
I had a lot of people like set me up with friends and stuff.
That's how I met the animal control officer, Like, yeah, I know
one of his co workers. I just had three awful things come. By
the way, if you ever see that show on Fox, it's hilarious.
Animal Control is really it's pretty good. I like Jeffy m brig Joel McHale's
It's a funny show. It's very cute. Well let's go come on lamb
out there. Uh they do what they're not? Sounds like something I trapped
earlier to they go home. I don't know, let's just say it.
No, it's it's fine. But like, because I was open that I
was hanging out with people, everyone thought I was sleeping around or hooking up
with all these different when you were dating. Yes, I was dating,
but that doesn't mean like, yeah, you're paying. And I'm also very
I Salingers is one of my favorite bars. I go there and I would
flirt with twenty five year olds and make out with them. But then like
that was it. But I didn't give a ship. I'll put you to
bed baby. Oh my god, So you're the one with Jordan's I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. Oh my god, I'm kidding, because that's going to
get back to a lot of people that is not true. Well, good
for you. I think that a lot of times when it when it's guys,
we go, hey, man, good for you, And when it's
women, we go well. In her life, she needs A. Isn't
that sad? Double standard? For sure? I mean I really think it's
a double standard. I think the kid who's the woman who played Stiffler's mom,
I think she didn't she say she had sex with like two hundred guys
or something like it, lived up to that, very open about it.
After the movies, she got very popular, and I thought, and and
good for her if that as long as she can gets sick. And nobody's
feelings, you know, I mean everyone's I guess feelings. Nobody got hurt
or injured or was like you have a call like I just I don't think
it's it's a it's a bad thing at all. And I was always very
honest, like I wasn't letting guys think I was going to get into a
serious relationship with them. Yeah, it is what it is. Yeah,
And even like I said, I told this guy the night I met him,
I was like, I don't want a serious relationship. So what do
you think? Because if I heard that and I was out, I'd be
like, awesome, I didn't. I didn't do an awesome night like you
did nothing that night? No, he No, that's usually like if I
I hears that I'm thinking that that now maybe my friends I like to think
I hang out with nothing but gentlemen, like outside of the podcast, So
these guys are all gentlemen. But outside the podcast, I know some people,
and I think that they would press hard knowing that this is they got
one night to close this deal and they are closing it. He was completely
the opposite. Really, maybe that was a selling point, you know,
a little hard to get. It was like, until you let me call
you my girlfriend, I don't want to do anything like I want you to
know that I really actually want this with you. That's red flags. I
know you look like you just threw up in your mouth. I know,
just threw up in your mouth. This guy's listening is like, who is
this guy? Yeah? I don't think Yes, this is definitely uh Danny.
Ever hear rumors about yourself behind your back? Yeah I heard. I
heard a rumor that I was very aggressive in our place. Oh that's right,
Like yeah, what, yeah? I told you that. You're like,
well, what do they think about me? Like me, I don't
think I've even meant rumors behind my back. I never cared enough to find
out. I'm sure I know there were people who said a lot of shitty
things. I know they were made up things about me. Yeah, me
too, but I didn't I never cared. Did you ever have any rumors
about your foodie? No? No, no, yeah nothing, Kevin.
No, never cared enough to Yeah. What a great guy. I think
you probably. I wouldn't be surprised if that is said about you. Great
guy. I just don't make out with his twenty five year old son.
Socks and Golden Sallengers. Wow, you would go to Sallengers and scope out
the young because it's young. Oh but that's like my favorite bar. Yeah,
I knew some other I knew women that hung out there. Yeah,
years ago. Yeah they loved that. Yeah, yeah, we were going
to have a guy on. They claimed he had a night of make out
with this one, but he couldn't make it that one night. Who is
this? I don't I don't know. His name was a friend of mine
at work said he made out with her, not my friend. Another a
friend of his, I mean named her by name? Wait? Was it
Paytus? Was his name? Alan? I don't know, I don't know.
I'll see if I can find it. That's a fake name. Okay,
there you go. That's so, what was the Did you hear a
rumor about me today? No? I did not. I heard that.
I heard you. No, I heard you were in a relationship. Yeah,
yeah, that's what I heard. And I said, uh, I
go, yeah, I saw something on Facebook and I and I saw an
eye roll to that. And when another woman eye rolls on something, I
go, there's a story. But I didn't ask what it was. I
read it on the Mconnery's bathroom wall and all right, we'll take a moment.
Uh brackets, Oh, the brackets are out and food. He's here
to break down all the brackets. He's gonna lock himself And do you do
any work? Do you call in to work or what do you want?
Tomorrow? Right? Well, half day, half day, half day starts
then yeah, Friday, all day Friday, all day. Yeah, yeah,
darkness, where are you going Friday? You're not gonna go out and
watch this? No, we're going to the basement. You to the bait.
You literally go to your basement, not my basement. Oh who's basement?
My buddy space and you just go and you lock yourselves down there.
Yeah, when people come over, we you know, watch all the games.
We this is beautiful I have drink. This is a beautiful thing.
Cocktails. Yeah, huh, you know, right? All right, so
we'll go through why don't we just do? Because there's sixty four teams there
is the first time it was sixty six technically, yeah, I know,
but sixty four for this. But the first time they went to sixty four,
I think it was the eighty five and I think Villanova got in.
And there's a great story that I can't wait to tell you about Villanova that
year they were an eight seed, they were an a seed and they won
the whole day seat. Yes it does, buddy, Yes it does,
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when you hear that, how buddy's footy's over there conducting the orchestra, I'm
looking at the brackets. There were schools. I went, how the hell
did Wagner make it in? They were d three football when I was in
school. I know that Doug, our friend Doug Phelps wrestled there, but
they were d one and wrestling. Wagner University originated here in Rochester. I
didn't know that before they went to Staten Island and eventually leaved. I didn't
eighteen eighteen hundreds? Wow, okay, as as what was it a Catholic
Lutheran a Lutheran chart? I knew there was some religious affiliation affiliation. Excuse
me, it's the whiskey that I didn't know. Well, so Wagner,
though, I go, how does Wager get in Syracuse, not in Saint
John's, not in Wagner won their conference? Yeah, but I mean,
come on, it's Wagner sixteen. Yeah. I know. Well they and
they want to playing game and they're taking on U n C. Right or
yeah? In their first game and Syracuse sucked the share again, they didn't
suck. They have some games. Do you have any extra brackets? I
don't? And food? He has food? He does? I apologize,
yes, no, no, no, it's everybody should have a bracket and
I don't know what to do with my bracket, but they have. I'm
not going to fill it out but I'm yeah, but they didn't win their
they didn't win the back No, but okay, so and then there's other
schools in I think what Ducaine hasn't been in since the seventy seven and they're
back in h I don't know. Who Do you have? Is an upset
early on upset? I have Ducaine? Do you have Duquese? I have
Ducaine too. Apparently I had Byu beating Ducane. I still think Byu is
gonna go and beat them. I Alabata's possibility of Alabama winning the national championship
with really Natos, I have NATO's who used to be in Buffalo. It's
funny because the funniest thing was everybody fell in love with this guy in Buffalo
at Buffalo rightfully, so he had taken over for Bobby Hurley. People didn't
like the way Hurley had left Arizona State, even though it was a huge
jump. He needed to do it, by the way, where there is
on a state now and so Oates takes over you be's amazing, right,
everybody's celebrating, waving palms at him. All of a sudden, out of
nowhere, They're like, waituh, it looks like he's changed his background on
Twitter to the University of Alabama, like they didn't bother remotely. The medium
Buffalo never even considered the fact that maybe he would leave, and now he's
He had a huge contract extension. He's one of the five best coaches in
college basketball. Why would he leave Buffalo? That's why right there, it's
a little warmer in Alabama too. Who do you have is your Elite eight?
Elite eight? We like this Yukon, I have Yukon, Iowa State,
I have Iowa, U n C, I U n C, Baylor,
Baylor, I have Baylor, while we got the same so out of
the East and the West, we have the same brackets in the eight.
Going to the eight, Houston, I didn't. I didn't really go much.
Yeah I didn't. I put, I put. I did go off
the chalk line. And I have Duke beating Houston. Okay, no,
but you think Houston I would, You're probably right. I have Houston,
Marquette, okay, Purdue, and Creighton. Okay, he's picked Creighton.
Why do you pick Creighton? I just think you know they're playing well,
yeah they are, and uh, you know they're getting allowed to chatter and
lines okay, you know, so how much will you bet on DraftKings?
On DraftKings? Are you on DraftKings? Yeah? Yeah, we bet twenty
bucks a game in house, right for yourself in the basement, no drafts
on DraftKings. Twenty bucks a game, all sixty three games, sixty Okay?
Do you do? Is it just straight up? Or are you betting
spreads? Spreads? We've got the spreads. The spreads are impossible in college.
They are really too they are You know that I have some trends that
I go, what are the trends? What is the key to figuring this
out? How do you make a perfect bracket? Well, you can't make
a perfect bracket. There's no such That's why there's like a ten million dollars.
Of course there is. Lauren Buffett puts up ten million dollars every year.
Nobody can. You can't come close. You can't do it. It's
like one percent of all bracket, less than one one of the three.
One out of three people this year are expected to fill out a bracket,
whether it be in some online betting gambling, in some official manner, or
just like here. So that's a lot when you think about it. Yeah,
there's two things that you can do that have worked in the past.
Now I'm not this is not advice. Gambling is a risk. Please can't
risk. For the disclaimer, I appreciate it. It is a risk.
If you bet the money line on every game. There's upsets every year,
right, Yeah, there are two fourteen beats at three you only need,
but they're usually winning by a point or two. That doesn't matter if you
bet money. That's what I was just going to say, right, straight,
right, straight up. So the payouts are higher, right, you'd
be up. I think it was last year was like close to eleven hundred
bucks if you bet one hundred bucks a game. Wow, year before that
was good too, Right, So we don't do that. It's a little
crazy. It's just blind better. Yeah, you know, and it's gonna
catch up to you. That's why there's lines. Yeah, but generally,
you know, everybody talks about the twelves against the fives, yes, and
over the last few nine of the eighths, to me, are the most
impossible to put nine in the eighth you always take the points. Yeah,
that's just like because you get ninety yeah, right, you always take the
points and then you fade them the next round. The Nines have won like
eleven games in the last sixteen years. It's ridiculous how bad they are in
the second round. So if the nine wins eights are a little better,
I think they have like sixteen wins. Somebody's gonna fact check me. Don't
done that, right, No one's going to affect check you trust me,
right. Thirty percent of Americans plan on doing a bracket and more than half
of them will put some money on it. So, yeah, that's only
fifteen percent of people. Well I thought it was higher than that. But
there's billions, Well, yeah, there is. It's a lot of it's
a big basis. But then the eleventh I like taking the points with the
eleven seeds, you do, yeah, and there's always a playing team ten
or eleven that makes it to the sweet sixth. Wagner was a playing team.
They be sixteen. Yeah, okay, but they could upset Who was
the Who's sort of the last Cinderella team to go? Who was it last
year? There was a you maybe right and Saint Peter's yes run, Yes
they did. Was that last year? I think it was last year?
Was it two years ago? No? No, that was saying. No,
it's saying it's uh, they're out of Chicago. Saint Mary's. Mary's
had the nun Loyola Chicago. No, Loyola Chicago, that's who it was.
I can't remember. Loyola Chicago had sister Sister Jean. Yes she's still
alive. Oh yeah she is. Yeah, she's gotta be over one hundred
now, oh yeah, look at it. So all right, so foody,
who do you have taking it all? Well? This is I have
u n C winning it all. So do you have Purdue even making it
to the final four? Don't choke? Every year they do choke, I
do, but this might be their year, this might be their best years.
One to lose out. I picked Perdue to take it all. I
have Yukon Perdue with a final two. Yeah, I have my final four.
No team is back to back since Florida. Yeah, six and seven
six. You got to think this k just wins titles for some reason.
The bast they do, they're incredible. There's a lot of basketball in a
short period of time for these guys. When you think about all the number
of games that they're all playing. And that's why I run through one of
the upsets I do have is uh, Sanford beating Kansas. Okay, they
have no bench zero. They just lost their leading score to season ending injury.
Dickerson, their big guy, he's been banged up with the shoulder.
They I think I heard they have the least amount of bench points in all
the tournament. Wagner is a local kid too. I heard this morning Melvin
Council juniors place for Wagner. Was it from I believe Melvin Council was a
grease kid? Maybe maybe city, I'm not sure. I know that I've
heard the father's name played somewhere. Is that Melvin Council? Yeah? Yeah,
I heard they won their They won their conference with like seven healthy players.
Yeah, yet are another team with no bet. They don't turn the
ball over. I watched that game last night. They were very efficient till
the last two minutes of the game. They were up big for a while
and then took the way and I'm like, oh, the game's close now.
I've been hearing about Yukon having this specialized Princeton offense that everybody's talking about
that it's like the Princeton offense on steroids, which is what Kentucky used to
run cal party was in his A day there. So what's the difference with
this offense? Why is this so spectacular? You know it's a good question.
Okay, let me look it up in the world. I thought you
know this stuff. Usually when people ask me sports questions, I know the
answer. Oh my god, seriously to be an expert. If he doesn't
it up, and if he does, it makes up a conspiracy about what.
Yes, yeah, but I have an answer. They are number one
and adjusted offense. There you go, there, it is, there,
it is. You got the answer to. I don't know why you pulled
it out. The Princeton offense is different from Princeton. I haven't broken down
the tape. The uh we went to sixty four teams, or of the
tournament went to sixty four teams? Excuse me? In eighty five Villanova wins
that year. They come in as a nine seed Raleigh Massimino. I remember
this because they were on the cover of Sports Illustrated and I used to get
it as a kid. Uh. And they had they called it the perfect
game. Georgetown Villanova I think was the finals that year. Yes, and
the point guard Gary McLain. Gary said he smoked a lot of pot like
in high school and stuff. And when he got to the Villanova campus,
he started doing cocaine. Then he started dealing cocaine, and he got addicted
to cocaine. And before one of the games in that that year, in
the tournament, he did a couple of bumps in the bathroom and then went
out and played. He was sober when he won most Outstanding Player of the
Year or of the tournament. I think it was most Outstanding Player of the
tournament in eighty five. And then he uh, he said, on their
way to the White House to beat Reagan, he did a couple of bumps
of cocaine in the bots bathroom, and I'm like, Nancy Reagan was anti
And the guy's whole point now is like, I think he was picked by
the nets but never played an NBA game. I think he never. I
don't think he ever went anywhere, so I don't know. I had read
this story today, if I'm recalling it right, I didn't take many notes
on it, and I thought, well, that kind of explains a lot.
And now he is, he got sober and O five and he's been
on kind of a mission to talk about the dangers of drugs and things.
But I go walking around the picture of bias. True, But how do
you do it when you were the guy? Danny, the guy won most
Outstanding Player of the tournament. You know some guys can handle coke. Oh,
well, he used to party after and then he did some during.
I mean he's high on cocaine in a game. Well, there's like there's
like Super Bowl highlights of Hollywood Henderson against the Steelers with like a violet coke.
It is in is uh drawstring in his pants? They actually show it
like circle it did Lawrence Taylor get all coked up before games and just go
nuts? Oh? Yeah, you know the story about Lawrence Taylor. So
Chris Simms, phil Simms' son, tells this great story about how one day
it's six o'clock in the morning, his father's getting ready to do a game,
and Lawrence Taylor is all dressed stuff from the club the night before,
knocks on Phil's door. Chris opened the door. Hey, mister Taylor,
what are you doing here? I gotta talk to your dad. So Phil
comes downstairs. What's the matter, Lawrence? We got a game in five
hours. Yeah, there's this golf club that I wanted to try, and
no one's there right now. I don't want to be heckled. And I
know you and I wear the same sneaker size. So I was wonder if
I can borrow your golf shoes. So I go trap this guy's course because
we got a game at one o'clock. Yeah, I know, I'll be
there. He goes and plays eighteen holes of golf, gets to the stadium
two hours before game time, has like four sacks during the game, and
then afterwards goes to party some more. The guy never went to bed,
and then it would have the game of his life. It's amazing. Yeah,
Cocaine's a hell of a drug. That is amazing. When does it
wear off more? Yeah, you want to burn a hole through your nose
here. I don't know because you gotta Yeah. I don't know anything.
I don't know much about it. Uh, yeah, I don't know anything
about it. I've never touched, I've never anything. We're all a bunch
of good Now they cut that stuff with other stuff. YL don't do it.
Don't cocaine in a client's home. Oh yeah, not long ago.
Well, cocaine's still uh white House, you were doing the White House?
What cocaine is still pretty prevalent. I was just I was out on to
a couple of years ago and I had somebody say to me, whip out
a small bag and I was like, yeah, no thanks, and they
almost got insulted. It's that the wealthy clients. It's always the wealthy.
The people that I was with were extremely wealthy. And uh, what,
Webster, Webster, what's the nice place out webster? The water something water?
No, No, no, that's the apartments. There's a I'm forgetting,
and I forget the name of the the development. They lived in there.
Oh yes, yes, yeah, yeah, I live. Yeah,
so they lived in there. They lived in there, and I remember being
out there like it pulls it out of the back pocket, and I go,
no things, So you're not cool. I think I'm very cool.
I just have no desire to do that right now. That's We worked at
a radio company that had these Christmas parties and the next morning they found an
empty baggy in the bathrooms. It looked like it had like white residue.
And the general manager goes, should we call the police for one? One
of the chocks goes no. Yeah. I would have said, yeah,
let it go. Let me try it. That's definitely coo. Yeah,
you used to get used to like cocaine used to be the drug that they
would bring you to play new music and stuff back in the early radio days.
Not early, but I would say like the eighties. Yeah, man,
seventies, eighties, even nineties. I think for a little bit you
wanted to get a record on the record guy would bring some cocaine a little
too. Yeah. So foodie, what do you have on the menu when
you're down in the base. Oh oh, well tomorrow I got subs for
lunch. Look at this's look at this already bought. You order them.
You'll go and pick them up and pick them up at eleven eleven or thirty
one for lunch and one for dinner. Chili for dinner. Who's making the
chili? The hostess? Well, how's all the hostess? Okay, all
right, she's making the chili Friday. We haven't decided. Okay, people
do you watch with it comes and goes? So there's like three Is there
a secret knock to get into this basement? Or what's this? There is
an entry fee? There's an entry fee? No, not really, but
we make every day, we make everybody do a shot Jmo. Alright,
I like it and why why? And if you leave, you have to
do one when you come back. When you come back, Yeah, there's
no re entry. It's not freak. How many TVs are going? Five?
Five TVs? It's like Greg's basement. Yeah, five TVs. There's
four games on at a time. I don't know what Oprah golf seven usually
some golf that's pretty good on the basement. Alright, well, it's all
kicks off tomorrow does at New and then goes and the games will play right
through. Are there games Sunday? There are games Sunday. We usually shut
it down, usually go back home and get normal. Yeah, okay,
this year we have extenuating circus against its Okay, all right, wow,
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ever to get married again, would you had faces a red flag? No?
Hang on? What would be a more beautiful day that day? Or
the kid going to Mars madness every year or Augusta. I mean was that
Augusta? Yes, that would be the better thing. Maybe you should get
married and Augusta if you ever do to get He did Randy get married but
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wait till tomorrow. Okay, thank you for forgetting what data is? I
have no idea. I totally goofed that up. Uh. Laura was trying
during the break to get Danny to uh see a Bible verse to me?
A Bible verse? Now it sounds like an old school Bible verse. Oh
yes, is it actually? Well, that's what I want to know,
because it was. Does it give you like you know? I don't know?
Corinth. Do you want to be the readon? Okay this was taped.
Do you want the backstory? Yes? Working at a house in Pittsford
yesterday and the woman. I know this family is very religious. I've been
there numerous times. The woman had this taped up in their living room and
I had never seen it before, so it must have been new. And
the last time I was there was a couple of months ago, so it
was probably aimed at you because you were coming into work. I think they
were trying to send you a message get work. When I sent this to
some of my girlfriends, I was like, guys, this is like my
weird thing of the day. I send them a lot of stuff that happens.
And they were like the teacher and throw a holy water at you.
I was like, I want to burst into fleet. So, Danny,
what's what does it say? This is Titus two versus Chapter two, verses
four through five. Titus was a disciple of Paul to the New Testament,
and it says train the young women to love their husbands and children, to
be self controlled, pure, working at home, kind, and submissive to
their own husbands, that the word of God may not be reviled. Yeah,
okay, so what's the problem is awesome Flora doesn't like it? Submissive
tobands there's context. The context there's context of it, because then it talks
about like men too. It also says, teach, you know, young
men likewise short to be sober minded in all things, showing that thyself a
pattern of good works and doctrines, showing uncorruptness, gravity, sincerity, sound
speech that cannot be condemned, and he that is of the content that actually,
you, young men, will be submissive. Maybe a shame of having
no evil thing to say of you. When we talked earlier about how like
you know you're in a rumor about yourself. Yes, well, if it
can't be substantiated, then good, right, But if it can, then
you know we got a problem. So you know, make sure the avoid
all appearances of evil is basically what it's saying. She's writing this maybe to
herself, perhaps self controlled here working at home just like well, okay,
working with the family doesn't mean like to stay home, don't work and just
be submissive. I mean that's out of context. I know this woman,
yeah, and I feel like she does. She just stays at home and
doesn't know. Maybe that makes her happy. Yeah, that's all right,
Maybe maybe it does. If she's the one up there, maybe it makes
her happy. I don't know. I think the uh miserable, we know
what it sounds like is something that I would think is that. I think
a lot of people have said, uh, learn to control your emotions.
Not just women, but adults, learn to control your emotions. I think
Stephen Covey in uh, the Seven Habits of Highly Effective People, I think
number one is controlling basically paraphrase, it's control your emotions. If I remember
that, I just think that. So I feel like that's what she's saying.
Kind of keep a lid on things for yourself, be a lady.
And now guys three sixteen sets shut up. You don't catch but you don't
like it, see you're reading it. I do because it's old. It's
old speak. But if you put it into modern speak, it probably is
like, you know, let's build the family at home, and you know,
if you enter this, stay faithful to it. That thing. But
for the guys too, you know, yeah, it goes any of this.
I was just like the submissive to your house. Oh, like there's
some you have to remember it more along so well in my Bible, in
my Bible reading, yes, so for me, like I I actually read
about like a little bit about polygamy, like was polygamy tolerated. It's one
of the most misunderstood concepts in the Bible is that God did not allow polygamy.
Okay, he was not, he didn't approve of it. But what
happened was in those days, only men could be citizens, Only men had
jobs, only men had power. So if women, you know, didn't
have a husband or a father, guess what they were out on their own.
What would happen if they quote worked, well, what did they go
into the profession of whoredom, right or or servitude? So in other words,
they would multiple would marry multiple women to take care of them, even
though that wasn't permitted, but it was kind of like just tolerated. And
in those days, those women they didn't have jobs. Their job was to
take care of the home. So that's the audience it's written towards. You
had to open your mouth, didn't you. No. I think it's I
think it's interesting, it's fair discussion. It's in someone's house. Yeah.
When I sent it to my friends, everyone was like, whoa, this
is why you need another opinion? Well, and that's why discussion. Yeah,
yeah, it's not it's not geared towards you know, women, Well,
it is geared towards women, but it's not getting towards it's old school
speak. But if you if you take the same sentiment, I think that
there's some validity, right you, would you say that, yeah, a
little bit. It's like focused on your family towards being a wife and a
mom. Did we not hear a young lady come in and talk about the
problems in the city are not being able to control your emotions and not having
really the center of family to teach you how to do that, and that
you feel like you need to have a gun just to protect yourself, and
that's when the trouble starts. It's not far off from what that's saying.
Yeah, think about like, think about all the things women have to worry
about. The guys never think about. I never worry that someone's gonna jump
me in well, I never worry that I'm gonna tell you what. That's
a great thing to bring up, because I had lunch with two women today
from autism up and I've known these women for a long time. We have
kids around the same age. They said to me that one of their daughters
went to Vinyl and I go oh, I think my son goes there and
they're like, well, I always worry when she gets in an uber.
I say, text me when you're in an uber. I've never, once
ever in my life felt like I needed to be worried if I got in
the back of an uber. Now granted uber didn't come around toimes oh,
but taxis. I jumped in and out of taxis in New York City at
seventeen sixteen. Never worried about it, never gave it a second thought,
never once at all. But I'm not easier just to be a guy,
and we take it for granted, your urinal you could go anywhere you want.
That's the greatest thing. There's like the movie office Christmas party. I
think the guy who inherited the business, he goes, God, I just
want to thank you for making me a man and white, you know,
because like it was like I always think, like being a white guy pretty
nice. Yeah, Like Tommy Bro, you're the Yankees a life, You're
Yankee. I share my location with some of my friends when I go out
or when I because like you just you don't know, right, you don't
know what kind of creep is gonna pop out? Do you have any creeps
when he dated? Fuck yeah. I had guy tell me at B side.
I don't know. It was over a year ago. He's I like
to get in your best It was like thirsty and he stood up at B
side and was like, this is my woman, his hands around my neck
and then asked me if anyone knew where I was. I ran out,
followed me in my car and I had parked right along the canal. I
was fucking terrified, like I call my friend Renee crying. I was like,
do you want to know what just happened? And that's why I got
already hang out. Foody dated right prior to anything. Didn't you for a
little while? Did you go all right? So I didn't have no choked
a No that I'm gonna say. I am where they're creepy? Is?
Is? There were? There are creepy moments for you, uncomfortable moments.
I don't think so nothing really okay. Most of mine were one and done's
well, you know, hit and quit it. I don't know no food.
He brought up something earlier too. He was very upset with it.
Appeared sat very upset with McDonald's. I was, yeah, see who I
am, I don't I learned something? But what what? Why? Well?
I'm a you know, big shamrock shake and you couldn't get one.
I love the shamrock shake, but more the shamrock mcfluury. Okay, because
the shake has got I used to love the shake when I was a kid,
but then they came out with the mcfluury. Now it's just so much
better. Do they do the wait, it's just the minty ice cream oreos?
And do they do? They have it all month? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, it's up. You can't ever get it because machines always down.
It's become a national joke. Yeah. Well, I thought, I
maybe I need to get that other computer in here. We need somebody to
look up. I'm pretty sure someone presented wanted Congress or somebody to make a
film and were standards for all McDonald's ice cream machines are. What the thing
is with the ice cream machine is they are propriet Harry to McDonald's and not
there's specific people that can work on them. You can't just call up your
local, right, but to change something or make the parts more accessible.
I mean it is twenty twenty four. This is a little strange, but
I would say ninety percent of the time the machine has broken. It's just
they don't want to do they don't want to have to clean it. Here's
the sick with this law, though. I think this guy this congress is
something because mc donald's owns more real estate in this country than anybody. So
get your machine except for China. All right. So here was something I
didn't know and I saw this on TikTok and a guy so you can do
wet things. So guys watching a video and somebody goes to the McDonald's drive
through and orders at the drive through a birthday cake. Okay, So they
go to the first secret Yes, it's a secret item. So this guy
goes, never heard of this my life, goes up to the drive through,
says that like a birthday cake. The girl goes, hold on a
second, let me check with the manager, says, okay, pull up
twenty nine or thirty nine dollars. He gets a frozen and it says tears
to your big day or something. No Ronald McDonald, but they took it
home. He goes, it's not bad. It's not thirty nine dollars worth,
but you can get an ice cream cake or a birthday cake at McDonald's
at the drive through. If you go, I want to do this video.
I want to see if it actually should go well for the show.
Oh, I was thinking when Ji to it. Yeah, I was thinking
when Jamison here, I would take him through and we'd do it together and
see if it actually I think you like embarrassed d Why are you ordered a
birthday cake? Well, that's a good question. I don't know. He
was fourteen. After all, it could backfire completely in my face. I
have no idea. But I didn't know they did that. Did you see
the thing about the dinner box? What's the dinner box? That you can
order a dinner box? And some someone went so some people call their first
day Kevin Hey or again on stage, so you can order a dinner box
McDonald's dinner box. I can't think of the last time I went to McDonald's,
but I saw this on a video, and it's like, you get
four cheeseburgers, four fries, two Big Max and a ten piece of chicken
nuggets and for one hundred and fifty dollars twenty bucks Jenny gets on a weekly
basis. You knew about the dinner box. I've never heard of this.
Okay, it was just picking stuff up again. Okay, it got showed
to me. It was like a TikTok. That's no. It was on
the news this morning. And did you get it was it was on the
menu a while ago, because at one point Brady would only eat McDonald's fries.
Yeah, so it was on the menu. It was like twenty or
twenty four bucks. But she they said, yeah, it's where depending on
where it is. This whatever one was on the news this morning. They
it was in Texas and it was like twelve dollars and seventy nine cents.
But they said, had you added up the costs, it would have been
over twenty six dollars. Yeah. The food, wow, I know they've
been doing those commercials for Domino's pizza where he was like, how much would
this cost? Oh? At least sixty bucks? Ya, I don't kid,
I haven't did it. Today. Today, by the way, is
alien abduction Day. You know anybody who ever claimed to be I don't know
anyone. There was a UFO expert. We used to have one. He
would get very mad at us. Was his name, James Dolan something Dolan
and this was a dragon. Yes, but he was a writer and a
smart guy and well respected, and I think after a while he just would
not come on. He just were such dicks when we were on c MF.
Be careful for you're very close to the tournament. Don't get abducted.
But there's a lot of people who believe, well, look, the eclipse
is coming, Sammy believes Sammy hagar like supposedly says he was abducted by aliens.
Shut up, Kevin, Yeah, it's in his book. It's in
his book. What does he say in the book. But does he say
what happened? Does he give you any Yeah? This is you know,
of all the ship that somebody tells you you're not gonna remember that. Yeah,
Like there's somebody could tell me. They could tell me about why I
did this. I did that all these while. If I heard alien abduction,
that's sinking in. That's leaving a burn market. He talks about having
dreams about playing with Eddie. I think he wrote a song that he had
a dream of playing with Eddie after Eddy passed. Oh wow, that's interesting.
That could be a that's interesting why I wrote Pound Kick. That one
scene where he gets probe. He's like, oh, psychedelic, the hell
of a drug. I guess they are the Alien Obduction Days celebrated every March
twentieth. I don't know, we're seeing more and more stuff that they believe
or the government's opened up, right that all just talk about the monolith No,
what's the most appeared? Oh yeah two days ago. Yes, I
did see that. It's this metal structure. It's like straight straight up where
it almost looks like the Washington Monument kind of thing. Yeah, but there
was no footprints nothing. It whales the guy used to like the guy came
on and he's like, yeah, I go for walks here all the time.
He had a Welsh accent. Littleeah. Yeah, Like there was no
footprints, no nothing, And that's something happened in Utah too, same kind
of thing. Yeah, these monoliths are popping all over right, they were.
I remember that that was a couple of artists took credit for that one.
Yes, Yes, wasn't that all the whole premise of like the third
Transformers movie. All these monoliths never saw bring Cybert. I'm an adult kids
in a survey of millennial men, I'm out. I'm out to I'm out
too. Yes, it's all right, you made out with millennial ones.
Seventy two percent. They get say they get anxious about body odor. Now
I will say I think most men sometimes get anxious about body order. Does
anybody here? I got anxious about body odor because I all of a sudden
decided to start using UH non aluminum UH deodorants, and then it was so
it's deodorant non anti perspriant. Anti perspriant has the stuff that keeps you from
sweating. And I was afraid that I stunk, so I kept tuning here.
Yeah, so I I because of all the hormones and stuff, and
then balances because of the illuminum, stopped using old spice. They started going
with the stuff called Schmid's, and Schmid's while it smells really good, it
like rips your armpit hair out when you put it on chalky, but it's
like the best thing you can put on your arm is. So I stopped
using it, and then all of a sudden, every day I'm like,
man, I stick. So today I went back to UH and went back
to Whole Foods. It got a different type of deodor and I read the
reviews and it's supposed to be amazing. So I'm gonna try that this week.
Just talk to your doctor getting the pill. I can't wait, I
can't wait. I'm thinking, fuck it, just go back to the illuminum.
Who gives a shit? Yeah, we're all gonna die. Yeah,
why did you stink? I did you feel like you saw stunk? I
felt sweatier, Yeah, and I couldn't kindle it U seventy one percent and
are concerned about how their pit smell twenty five percent. Or they're worried about
how their hands smell. Yeah, how their hands smell. I don't think
I've worried fucking hands. Now, have you ever watched your lady? You
dated? My hands don't stick? We dated? You dated? You dated?
You said somewhere around thirty guys over the two years. I get that.
Okay, you're you're upping it. No, forty twenty five? Was
it twenty five? Probably gone on dates with that least with twenty guys.
Twenty guys? Yeah, any of them ever at all? Smell? Yes?
Yes? Really? And how do you handle that? Don't go on
another you don't go on? But do you ever say anything? Is it
like? Be? Oh? What is it? I can think of two
guys who you tell that they like re wear their clothing, they just stump.
They just have that like that pong Yeah, like they just yeah,
well, maybe you show maybe you show like your worst side first and see
if it works. One of them I have gone on a couple of dates
with and then like, we met up for ice cream one night and I
could not shut I could not handle the smell of him, Like, yeah,
I literally ate my ice cream. I was like, Okay, I'm
gonna go what about what about the what about bad breath or anything? Is
the worst? Yeah? Off? Yeah, was there any of that?
Yeah? You have a simple chroniclato. Yeah, like you move in and
you go, God, damn it. It was like he had a dead
tooth. You want to know who that was? The guy that I was
supposed to come on a boxing date with. Wait, the ki with the
boxing date and the dead man. You showed up with a dead tooth.
Motherfucker. I would have loved that. Got hit God, that would have
been great. And his breath was really bad. It couldn't have been that
bad because you were hanging out with him for a while. You were gonna
do a boxing day. No, that was gonna be like our third date.
So you had gone on two other dates. The first one I didn't
notice. We met at a bar for a drink, didn't kiss him,
had a dark bar, like yeah. And then the second one was we
went out last year on Saint Patrick's Day and the whole day I just stared
at the tooth. So the dead tooth. You noticed the dead tooth?
You noticed it the second date. You didn't notice the first date. No,
where was the dead tooth? Like, how did you not see it?
The first date? Because we were like sitting side by side at shit
Winfield having a drink and like just sort of talking. And it was at
like nine pm at night because I had worked at night. And yeah,
Danny, when you dating any women with bad breath to college the breath,
it was like, yeah, it's a one and done. Yeah, it's
get the smelly downstairs. I don't want to talk about. Yes, I
think everybody has. That's a human thing, like I don't. Sometimes it's
not what do you do? Do you just deject me? I'm a gentleman.
I go. What's funny though, is that if you watch like Comedy
Central, any of those networks that like anything, they have all these commercials
now, not just for Loomy, which they had, which they talk about
like you know, deodor for every part of your body, but also they
have like female body sprays now and they're not even a shame. They just
talk about how they spray it on every part of the g I have to
get my buddy to come in that the drugs houseman, he's got the smelly
yeah pill. There's that brand called Honeypot that like sells like just vaginal wipes
that like I mean, and it's all leaning products. And you never used
to hear about this anymore. Are you bothered by this? You sound like
you're slightly bothered bothered by But I just I just I just kind of like
as a gentleman created stink. I don't like I never thought about it that
way. No shower, you'd see, like women just be so obvious I
stink. Well, no, and here's what I'm doing about it. Okay,
Okay, I understand what I do. Understand what you're saying. But
at the same time, if they're just women who are suffering quietly and have
a problem and don't know what to do, and no one talks about it
because we're all weird and I'm tight, right, maybe this takes the stigma.
I don't know, I hear you. You know what I want to
do. I want to put you in a room with your mom and just
run a series of those commercials for ten minutes and just watch it as red
as your face gets, because I know it would, because I think you
would be uncomfortable that you might get uncomfortable with your wife watching that. Eve
said, Adam stuck, look like you're dead ass trailer. That's not nice.
So it's like, if you feel like you have an odor, yes,
go to your doctor, right, But maybe maybe sometimes you may not
know. Is it possible that you don't know? I don't know. I
think sometimes maybe not, or maybe it's a passive thing people just unless there's
some people who are clean or yes, right, yeah, but like hopefully
you're not like trying to funk around with them anyway. But when when you
like when you dated, what percentage was there a lot? I mean you
just need two guys out of fifty that no, two guys out of twenty.
I mean that's right. I had thought of another like, yeah,
I'm saying sorry. There was a guy who I went to his apartment.
He did not have soap, like for hand soap or you in the dogs.
He did not have hands to wash his hands. Well. Did he
have like hand sanitizer No, in his bathroom? He didn't. Yeah,
but I have both. I have hand sanitizer and hand soap in my bathroom.
Sometimes this guy sometimes, sometimes the foody, I'll just hit the hand
sanitizer because especially when it's like really cold and stuff out your hands chap,
so the hand sanitizer keeps them from chap and it kills everything. Did you
go more than once? Because it could have just been a situation where he
no. I asked him about it even and what do you say? It
was like, well, I got an immune system. No, he was
like, you know, and he had been in the army, so I
don't know. Maybe, but he was like saying, He's like, well
it shouldn't touch anything, like you have the toilet paper barrier. I'm like,
this is disgusting, but you are disgusting. Yeah yeah, did you
say that? Oh? Yeah, I got out of there. I wish
you would say it just like that, you are disgusted. I think I
was like, I'm disgusted by you, repulsed all right foot. He's picking
who to win the whole thing. U n C, U n C.
I'm picking Purdue. Kevin, you can you can't going to Alabama? Alabama,
Laura for I got my kids, and my eight year old said Kentucky,
and my six year old said, Yukon. Okay, all right,
they're not believing any of it. It's uncasier. It's you see easier,
have monetarily, yes food, you will be in the basement all weekend.
For Dan Barillo doesn't like to see those loomiads, like for Laura found her
guy. She had a kiss fifty print frogs to fund her print dated half
a webster. And for Kevin, it's just gonna kill everybody. Nobody's safe.
I'm Bill Moran. We'll see you tomorrow.