The JV Show on Wilde Happy Friday, wild for nine, the base number
one hit music station, The JV Show. I'm Selena and I'm Graham.
You want to hear something crazy, Graham? Yes I do. Okay.
So someone very close to me, I cannot say who. Okay, Okay,
I cannot say who. Don't even bother asking someone really close to me.
No, it's not okay. Um, but this person wanted to go
get um some surgery okay in Mexico. Got it because it's cheaper there,
it is. I had everything, all books. She wanted to go get
a facelift, all right. So she goes down there last week for um,
almost like like a pre op, like to do like the lab and
bloodwork and stuff to make sure you're healthy enough to have such a procedure.
Right, And during this she said that she was really nervous. You know,
the doctors didn't like At a lot of times, you go in for
a consultation or a meeting whatever, the doctor, they'll kind of show you
what you'll look like afterwards, and they'll try at least describe its rendering,
yeah, something like that. And this doctor didn't do that. And she's
like, that's weird, like I'm still loved a lot of questions, and
then she sees another lady in there in the office and her face is all
bandaged up, and she was like, hey, like did you did you
go to this doctor and you got this done? Like how did it go?
Are you happy? And she says this woman just started crying, oh
no, and like bawling her eyes out, which her eyes looks good,
by the way, my mom just did say her eyes look good after being
pulled back. Okay, but she said we were supposed to know who this
person was, and you just said my mom, my mom said her eyes
looked good. Mysteries. The mysteries solved. But continue this unnamed person wink
um, I was not supposed to say that, Oh my god, she
is going to kill me. Okay, let's didn't happen, Okay, okay,
yeah, okay, just ignore that totally totally. Other woman starts to
cry. Not a ringing endorsement for what's about to happen. Although her eyes
looked good according to your mom was there, she was not there. She
says that this other woman just started like bawling her eyes out and said that
the doctor totally screwed up her face. Oh no, so my mom like
immediately cancels the appointment. I said, my mom, again, it wasn't
her, this unnamed person not her, right, but so she this lady
immediately lady, it's not her. Yeah, yeah, okay, anyways,
she cancel us. She cancels the appointment. Huh, calls me up,
and it's like this doctor screwed up this lady's face. A butcher. She
said that this doctor did like LiPo face and I don't. I mean,
I'm not a doctor. I went to heals for a few months. But
yeah, past like the general subjects classes. Okay, um, I don't
think you're supposed to light bow a face during a facelift. Don't you just
cut it, pull a back, you know what I mean? You have,
But maybe somebody had some unwanted fat stored in theirs or something they wanted
to get rid of. But I still don't. But the lady with the
bandaged face, that her face is like completely disfigured, like it's just it's
but her eyes looked well that's the only thing I guess that's But didn't it
slim down her, isn't? I mean, according to this lady that I
knew. Isn't that so scary? Like I'm terrified of plastic surgery. I
mean having a procedure done that like you wake up and do you like the
results? I don't know to roll the dice. That's it's really scary.
I'm scared for your mom. I mean this, lady, I'm scared for
this because like you don't know what it's gonna end up. Look, you
like you botch that one bad. I mean, I'm not talking about the
surgery, but like you Bob, yeah, I know. Oh god,
please please please. I hope she doesn't ever about this. It was like
top secret. Yeah, I'm all saying anything. I won't I won't tell
anyone. Thank you. The JV Show on Wild ninety nine to Base number
one at music station Happy Friday. Oh my god, log is week?
Ever? It's been a week? Selena say that every week we do It's
the JV Show. I'm Selena and Hi Graama, do you have all right?
So this mom has sparked a bit of a debate online. I want
to know where you fall on this. She says that anytime she goes out
to eat, she's got young kids. Anytime she goes out to eat.
She packs them a dinner. She packs them a meal, so she's going
out for dinner. She puts together a little container that's got a little peb
and j and some carrot sticks and some cucumbers on the side. Whatever.
Okay, she packs them a little meal so she doesn't have to buy doesn't
have to buy a meal at the restaurant. A lot of people are like,
this is genius. It's a way to save money. And a lot
of times you order your kids something a restaurant, they don't even eat it.
They end up wasting it. And that's what this mom says. She
actually takes it to the restaurant. Yes, and they eat it there at
the table. But she says, it saves money, and I know my
kids will actually eat this. And she says, the third bonus of this
whole thing is that you're then not waiting for your food to arrive while your
kids are just losing their minds because they're hungry and they start to act out.
She's saying she's also doing everyone else sitting around her a favor because then
her kids are fed and they're happy. But how do you feel about this
bringing your kids a meal to a restaurant. Why does that just seem and
I know this is Selena talking, what do I know about class? But
why does that seem so like unclassy? It kind of bugs me because it's
sort of like, well, why why don't you save all the money altogether
and not go to the restaurant to begin with? Pack yourself a pbe and
J and you guys can go sit on a park bench and the three and
everyone can eat their meal there. I get why she's doing it. Like,
before I go out to eat with my family, the little ones who
I know aren't going to eat the restaurant food, I'll fee them before.
Yeah, you know, they go through the phases right now. My son
his face is the PBEJ. It's literally the only thing he'll eat. So
you know, I'll eat them. I'll eat them. I'll watch your mouth,
so yeah, easy, I'll feed them before we go to the restaurant.
Um, maybe take some snacks, but I'm not breaking out a whole
dinner plate with like food from home. It seems weird under the rules of
like don't break no outside food, there's some kind of etiquere or something welcome.
It's like movie gators try to keep you from bringing your own food,
And shouldn't a restaurant trying to keep you from bringing your own food? What's
next? I'm going to go to restaurant and bring my own twelve pack of
Beers's cracking at the table, Like, hey, this is a money saving
hats restaurants. Can't you bring your own bottle of wine? You can,
but they charge you to open it. They charge you corkidge, So like,
that's still a very weird concept to me. Yeah, I understand that.
I guess it's cheaper, but it's very weird. It's still it makes
sense if you have a really expensive bottle of wine, because then they charge
you forty bucks to open it, and it probably had you bought that bottle
of wine there, would it cost you hundreds and hundreds? Right, So
my Setter Home or whatever it is called Sutter Sutter Home Blush Rose and they
open up for you. You're losing money on that deal, got it?
Anything else? Graham? That's about it? Oh well, I actually have
something to throw And just really quick, I want to remind everyone that your
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I'm Graham. All right, Grammay Yeah, I got a hack alert,
Selena. This is for you. Wait what was that? What was the
end part there? No? No, no, no, no, no
talk about No, that's not that's what kind of grosses? What is that?
A little bit? I don't know. You're a little a little bit
with your tongue so gross when you do oh hacklers blue right, No,
you're resting it up. Okay. This is for for you travelers. Hack
alert out there, and it's gonna be a lot of traveling this weekend.
Yeah what did Triple A say? It was going to be like the third
busiest before the day weekend of travel since two thousands like that. Yeah,
I don't know how they but it's in the top five. It's going to
be a busy one. So if you're flying and you want to get some
liquids past TSA because I don't know what the current rule is. It's like
two or three ounces or whatever. By the way, they say, forty
two point three million people are traveling this weekend. Who cares? Okay,
so you can only bring you know, that little thing of liquid on the
plane. Yes, And a lot of people don't want to check their bag
because if you want to bring more liquids in that you get to check your
bag, and every airline's going to charge you like eighty dollars now to check
your bag. It's something absurd. It's it's gotten ridiculous. So you want
to be able to carry that thing on. You want to bring more liquids
in there. This person is saying, all you gotta do is stick it
in the freezer ahead of time and free is it that way? It is
a solid not a lot is going through and people and the comments on this
person's hack are like, yes, this most definitely works. A TSA agent
even told me this. One person said like ten years ago, and I've
never forgotten it. I do it all the time. People say they'll bring
whole cartons of soup and stuff on food. You know, you could bring
your favorite beverage, whatever it is, just freeze it ahead of time.
It doesn't register when it goes to the scanner as a liquid because it is
solid at that point. Helena, are you down to try this? I'm
down for this. But what about my favorite bottle of liquor that does not
freeze? Then that's not gonna work. You're gonna need that, You're gonna
need whatever thing it is. Yeah, that's true because that's usually the liquid
that I'm bringing, the only thing I want to take that I'm bringing through
that's more than enough ounces. Unless it's like, I don't know, would
this work for like perfume, like your lotions or something. I feel like
ladies have a lot of like bad than beauty products that are in bigger containers.
They weren't like your shampoo, for example, my wife would love to
bring your shampoo and not a little travel one. Right. Is that going
to freeze? Does that freeze? I don't know. I've never tried this.
It's it's like it's like shampooing lotion in there. It's like a freezing
to yogurt. Like that's true, that's true. So perfume, it's perfume
freezeable? Another thing alcohol though in perfumes. Oh okay, it might not,
but I don't know. I mean, but there's alcohol and beer.
Why does beer freeze? That's a good point because mostly water? Okay,
I don't know, we're not. Yeah, we do need to go back
to study a little more science. But I think this is a really good
idea. Will I ever do it and take the time to freeze a big
carton of my mom's soup or something to bring through? Probably not, I
think I would. But is it is actually a smart work for this?
All right? Well, then you can be the one to test it out
next time. Throw all your shampoos in the freezer and see what happens.
Thanks Graham. Hey, I don't get tickets for Wives Pataz on sale rights
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base number one at music station. Right who's sliding your DM's now grams.
You know, moms be sliding. Mom's be sliding, And according to this
DM, she's a repeat DM slider, Like she's back ethereal slider liked what
happened the first time, and she's sliding again right here again. She says,
Hi, Graham, it's Mom Vanessa sliding back into your DM. Wow
for a birthday shout out. Dang it, that's not what I was hoping
for, but she says, if you guys can please give a big birthday
shout out to Aubrianna. She's turning ten on Saturday, May twenty seventh.
She's such an amazing, smart, carrying, beautiful and kind daughter. We
are so blessed. She makes parenting so easy. Don't you wish you had
a kid that you could apply that. We were too, literally just complaining
about our kids off their Yeah, before this minor terrorists, we missed JV
so much. Continued to send our prayers to Natasha and all of you.
We are so thankful for you and Selena for continuing the show, and we
will continue to listen daily. Love you guys, from Javier Vanessa and Hodge,
thank you, it says, and again that's mom Vanessa back in my
DMS and so happy birthday to Aubrianna, Happy birthday and thank you for that
DM slide Vanessa. All right, Graham, you want to hear about another
stupid TikTok trend? Yes, I do. Why would anybody do this?
Okay? People are filming themselves illegally entering homes private property. This so,
I mean the only videos I've seen past challenge. I don't know if that's
what do they call it. I don't know if that's the official name.
Um, the only one I've seen, uh, was in London and think,
God, they're a lot friendlier there, and then they are here,
I think, but people are just like Cherry, oh, thanks for coming
to my house mate, thanks for visiting. It's like a group of teens.
They just like open up a front door and walk in and there's the
wife and they're like, oh, let me get my husband. And the
husband comes down and the kids played it off like is this what the study
group is at? And the husband's like no, and they're like oh wrong
house, by bye, sorry mate. Um, that is not gonna fly
trying that out here. Like that could have ended very very bad. It
could end extremely bad. We've seen a bunch of really horrible fatal incidents of
this, like in the past like month, where people have gotten into the
pulled into the wrong driveway, or entered the wrong or knocked on the wrong
yeah, just knocking like this. I have a feeling this trend's not gonna
be one that UM makes it across the pond, as they say, because
this one UM is not smart, not smart UM, And I hope this
This really scares me for people that do things for clouds. Yeah, especially
of the younger age, because you're not thinking things all the way through.
No, you're not. People have lost their lives doing really stupid TikTok challenges.
Yeah, this one might be one of the stupidest. Also, there's
a camera on every doorstep now, so like if you did enter a house
and the people were upset with you, and it didn't, say, result
in some really bad confrontation, it's gonna result and you're getting arrested because they're
you're you're now broke. It's like breaking and entering, right, I mean,
you've trusted in your video. Your face is right there on video.
It takes about ten seconds to figure out who you are. Yeah, well,
I don't know if they're breaking like in this one. In this particular
video, Um, the wife who lived there, I think she was going
in and out of the house. So the house the door was already like
kind of open. Does that countess anything if they didn't like break it open
or yeah, but you still still can't still against the largest walk into somebody's
house is just asking, just asking. But yeah, I guess technically they
didn't break breaking and entering, but the entering part, the entering part for
sure. Yeah. Anyway, so another thing to not try at home kids.
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those tickets, all right, would you want a little Friday scenario? Graham,
Yes I do. I'm ready. All right. So there's a couple
that just moved into a new new neighborhood. They're in their forty and they're
kind of noticing a weird vibe with all their neighbors and neighborhood kids. Apparently
the family lived there before would let everyone in the neighborhood basically come over and
use their pool like whenever they wanted. Okay, now that the new couple
moves into town, they're like, ah, this is our house, our
pool. We don't even know you guys, Like you can't just help yourself
to art swimming pool. Like and before it was to the point where they
just kept all their pool gear there, they had clothes to all their stuff.
Was there. Anyone could just come and go as they please, Like
people didn't even ask, they just popped it. You look out your window
and kids are just splashing around the car up. There's a little Jimmy from
next door in our pool. Hey, Tommy's coming tomorrow. Yeah, So
They're like, we don't know you guys. We don't just want you coming
over and using our pool, Like at all, we paid for this house
because it has a pool, that our pool. What would you do,
Grhant, Would you be a little more understanding that these other families are I
guess accustomed to kind of sharing this pool as well? Would you allow it?
Would you consider it? Are you like, Nope, absolutely not.
You got to earn your way in. I don't think I'm just it's not
just an open I was gonna say open door policy, but open gate.
I don't know if side gate to use the pool. I don't think it's
an open gate policy right off the bat, Like you got to earn that
sort of trust and build that relationship with us, and then of course,
like I mean, that's a dream, I think to live in a neighborhood
where everybody, you know, takes a village to raise all these kids,
and like you can count on your neighbors and everybody's friends, and it's a
lot of fun living in a neighborhood like that. Shout out to my old
neighborhood and Sarah Fell it was like that nobody had a pool though, But
I mean, it did feel like that if somebody had a pool, everyone
would be invited to use it whenever they wanted. So, like, I
think you want to get to that point. But if I just moved into
a neighborhood, I don't know, your kids, are they going to use
my bathroom as as as that pool? Their course they are, yeah,
And I'm not ready for that yet. See. I feel like if I
was one of the neighbors and I don't get to use the pool anymore,
I'm upset, I'm hurt, I'm very salty. But if I'm the new
people that moved into this house, you guys stay away from my pool.
I don't know if you guys shower at all. I don't know. If
they don't, you probably don't shower or rinse before before the before getting into
the water. Yeah, you're tinkling in there. Do you want people taking
a pre a pre pool shower. I don't know. Isn't that what you're
supposed to do? I don't know. I think nobody does it, But
I feel like you're supposed to like rinse off before. Okay, maybe I
thought the chlorine just killed or killed because I take my daughter to swimming lessons,
like that was the rule you had to like rinse off before getting in
the pool. Really, Yeah, they're strict water quality control there. The
biggest thing about letting strangers use a pool those the liability that somebody slips and
falls or drowns in your pool. Like that's on you, Like I don't
need that on I don't need that on my wallet and my conscience. No,
stay out of my pool. Yeah, I think I would just be
the angry new neighbor that doesn't want anything to do with the neighborhood. Yeah,
get off, get off off my pool. Yeah, get off my
lawn and my pool. Yeah, just stay off, stay in my life.
Huh. The JV Show on Wild nine ninety for nine the Bays number
one hit music station. I'm Selena and I'm Graham. We are the JV
Show. Thanks for hanging with us on this Friday. Gay Happy Friday,
everybody, Happy Friday. Pump it up Umorial Day weekend. Oh my gosh.
Sidetracked yeah, side tracked to track away to the side. So I'm
having my daughter's birthday party tomorrow. Okay. I cannot believe the baby that
I just had is turning one already one I literally just gave birth to this
thing that is amazing. But also, can I ask a more important question,
Yes, where was my invite to the party? Well? I didn't.
I checked the mail, I checked my email, I checked a social
media, my DMS. I didn't see it. Vit I liberally invited you
and you said you're gonna be at Disneyland this weekend? Well, yeah,
I am gonna. Okay you if you wanted to a verbal invite, I
g yeah. But did everybody just get a verbal invited? Did some people
get action? Some people got like a text invite, which is how I
normally do that. But I see you every day. Why would I text
you when you're right in front of me? But did it have like a
little invitation? Was it like saying you know, it does matter, it's
the principle of it all. Yeah, but I'm busy that day. Thank
you? I mean, Donald Duck? Are you hanging out? Okay,
I've got Speaking of invitations, this is what I want to talk about because
I saw this guy who wrote into like an advice blog asking for little help
with this situation. He's saying that the wedding that he's having upcoming is going
to be very very small, and if he wants to know, how do
you tell people that he's getting ready to send out to save the dates?
He wants to know, how do you tell people that they are not invited.
It's a very select group of family and friends that are getting invited.
But he says he's got a pretty big friend group, and he says there
are probably a lot of people in that group that just assume that they are
going to be invited and they're not making the cut. He wants to know,
do you tell those people up front before they save the dates and the
invitations and stuff like that go out, or do you wait and just let
them find out on their own when they never receive an invite and everybody else
is posting pictures from the wedding. I do think in this instance that you
should say something upfront, because if you explain to them that it's just you're
having something very intimate, very small, it's really just really just close family
or whatever, close family and close friends. And I'm like, what what
do you mean, I am one of your close friends. What's better not
saying anything at all? And then they find out they're not invited once they
see everyone else talking about it or posting about it. I think being honesty
is the best policy. It is, But would you have the you know
what's to call all those people and tell them that that's a conversation. I
don't want to have all of them find out on their own. That does
suck. You've got to coming up. I have a wedding coming up.
Are there people that you had to have this talk with? Um? No,
because thankfully I don't have a ton of friends anyways. Oh sad.
So, I mean, it wasn't really anything that I thought I needed to
bring up to anyone, at least I hope not. But I could kind
of relate to this, I think when it comes to UM, I think
the bridesmaids there you go. You know, we're having a very because it's
a small wedding, we're having a very small wedding party. So my bridesmaids
are only my sisters and my fiance sisters. Yeah. Um, so,
I don't know if any of my friends were expecting to be asked, And
I feel kind of bad, and I feel bad that I didn't, you
know, talk to them up front about this in case they were expecting to
be asked, and they and they didn't, So there's going to be so
I think I may have hurt some feelings. Yes, And you're telling me
back to the invites of all the people out there, You don't think there's
one or two or three people out there that are just assumed, I mean
that this invitation is coming for them in the mail and they're going to find
out they didn't get invited. Did you invite Magic Matt? Oh, he's
about to get in the mix here pretty soon. Did you invite Matt?
I didn't. Okay, So there's let's just say there are some people out
there assume that they were going to get an invite and and don't. Is
it too late to invite him? It's like too late right now that we
talked about it and he's heard us talk about it, right, I can't
hand him the invitation, says rs VP by may want May first, Like
I can't give him an invite already and that already happened. No, wait,
we were supposed to RSVP by May first. Um, that was just
like a tentative rsv P dayause I know no one pays attention to that.
So because I think I think Kate and I are coming, well, I
would like an RSVP. Well, I didn't know that there was a may
first the invitation, Yeah, I just threw that away like all like everything
else. Money for that. Let me ask VP right now, because verbal
verbal invites, you say, are a thing. I think so maybe yeah,
yeah, like a really strong maybe. Okay cool? But also I'm
busy that day, so I'm not quick're how to handle it. I got
a lot of stuff going on. I think we're gonna go. Let's get
you in the mix with magic, Matt. Um. I cannot believe you
just put me on blast in front of Mat like that. Does anyone say
that anymore? Nope? But sorry, Matt. I'm sorry Matt, but
you're invited. Hope you can come to see there the JV Show on Wild
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party. Yeah, the JV Show got a keg over here. We got
some dancers over there. Why don't Why do I just have a cup of
coffee? Yeah, I was just we just have this one boring cup of
coffee. I'm Selena and I'm Graham. Let's talk of weather really quick.
Um, let's see the n o AA. Do you know who that is
the National Oceanic Atmospheric Organization Administration And oh a, yeah, that's what I
said. You said an organization whatever. They release their annual summer weather predictions
for each states. Huh Um. They didn't say how hot it's going to
be, but they said that there is a fifty percent chance that northern California
is going to receive above average temperatures as spring serves into the summer. Fifty
percent chance, fifty percent chance. So that means it's just a coin toss.
Hey, it might be hotter this year, might not, We don't
know. Um, there's a forty percent chance at southern California will receive above
average temperatures. Okay, that's just a fancy way of saying fifty percent.
Again, they're just slightly lower. Um, California is expected to receive a
typical amount of rain this coming season, leaning neither above nor below the state's
seasonal average. These aren't actual predictions. They're not telling you anything. I'm
literally reading this off a while benefnine dot com. Why was this post really
so much to really read these sicks before we post. I'm like, we've
got the inside scoop on this summer's weather. Well, we actually don't know
because we can't predict the weather very accurately. Every say, yeah, it's
not the best weather reports. There's not really specifics as to how hot it's
gonna be. But we already know it's gonna be hot this summer. Can
I just say something really quick? Sure, I've been working really hard since
last summer in um In August is when I started to work out after having
my daughter Callie. Who just who's who's gonna be turning one in? If
you've been working out all the way since last August? Yeah, wow,
Selena, and I just in hopes that this will inspire other women or other
moms or whatever that it felt like I did because the past two summers it
was hell you know how hot it was? Yeah, and after having kids,
I had two back to back kids, You just don't feel confident.
You just feel like you feel like someone, like you're stuck in another person's
body because it doesn't feel like you. You look in the mirror and you
don't even recognize yourself. I spent the summer is wearing AJ's T shirts,
leggings, slash school sweats into the pool. I didn't even go near a
pool. Oh, because I just I honestly couldn't AJ wears leggings. I
remember my leggings, but because I couldn't fit into like my jeans and stuff.
I mean, so I'm like wearing my leggings, his sweats, get
his T shirts. I'm wearing hoodies. It's like ninety degrees outside. And
this is the first summer since twenty twenty that I feel confident enough to like
show my arms, do you know what I mean? Which I haven't done,
and like, so we're releasing the arms system. We're releasing the arms.
Wow, I'm able to like fit into my jeans again. Okay,
this is exciting. It was really hard to do. But I feel really
good about where I'm at right now. And I still have a long way
to go and a lot of work and other things that I want to accomplish.
Um But I don't know, maybe this could inspire other people to really
get started, buckle down and get started. And it's not easily, especially
with kids. You got to deal with you know, child's care and things
come up. I don't always make it to my workouts. You know,
I'm a regular mom, and we run into obstacles and the kids are sick
or I'm at work late or whatever. Um things happen. But I don't
know if you stay positive and really like do it. And the hardest part
is getting started. The hardest part is started. Day is day one.
Graham still hasn't gotten started, still have not you know what? Here in
this now? I am inspired because you know what, I've been wearing my
wife's leggings run and they just don't fit the way that they used to.
I need to fill them out a little bit, so I need to get
some muscle back going. So you know what, Slenna, I am inspired
by what you're saying. Good. I'm glad we will not be cast into
the shadows hiding who else I'm going. I'm going back to the gym,
just not today and then like you know, three maybe maybe three day week
in La so I can't go on. Maybe next Monday, yeah, next
month? Yeah a week? Why not starting January? First start to New
year? Four? Good idea. The JV show on Wild nine, Well
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Happy for Ride finally and it's a JV show. I'm Selena. Can
we talk about American idol? Yes? What's weird is that before these past
few weeks, I don't think we've talked about American Idol in like years.
It had gone under the radar first seasons eight through forty two. Yeah,
I don't know why all of us sudden it's become this thing again. Um.
It was back in the news earlier this week because the season ended,
A lot of people thought the winner, um, they thought it was rigged
really well, I guess the entire season it was this kid from Hawaii and
he what a lot of you are saying, he had the best SOB story.
His father just passed away and so throughout the season he was performing using
his father's guitar until it broke. And people think that he got a lot
of like sympathy votes a good story like that around the good story. Is
this a spoiler alert? By the way, does everybody know or do nobody?
Everyone knows and nobody cares got it? Um? But I just want
to ask, like, what is what is the point of idol? Do
you know what I mean? Like? You win the show and then what
you win some money? You get a record deal supposedly, but like nothing
happens. Because I just saw another article about a previous winner, the winner
during the twenty twenty competition. Let me see if I can grab her name.
Her name is Samantha Diaz. She goes by Jess Sam. She won
the series season eighteen, and now she's back performing in New York City subways.
I kind of don't you kind of believe it like I do. It's
not like you're gonna win Idle and then suddenly be selling out Chase Center.
Right, You're gonna not gonna go on tour and be performing for a big
arenas. Nobody really cares that much about the show to our point a minute
ago. And these people, if they want to make money and music,
they got to be performing. It's likely very small venues. Is it the
subway? I don't know, but I would think you're booking like small like
bars and stuff. Yeah that I feel like most don't. I can't even
name a winner other than Kelly Clarkson. Yeah, it doesn't make you a
household name like it did when the show first launched, because the landscape of
these shows has been deluded a lot. Right, there's a bunch of us,
there's so many, but the voice you got all these points, it's
pointless. There is no points, it's my points. I guess it puts
you. I guess if you are legitimately so so talented, that that's what
gets you noticed by record labels and stuff like that, and it can propel
your career. But you have to be like next level. And even then,
I don't know that it works anymore, because there's gonna be some people
playing music on social media. They're gonna have more followers than you and get
more views than you do. Yeah, I just and it sucks. You're
getting a lot of them are like younger contestants, and you're getting their hopes
all up like this, the one that just won. I want to say,
he's like eighteen years old. Yeah, he was really young. He
is really young. And I'll book him a gig at the at the bart
station here. But it sucks. They're gonna get him a record deal.
Yeah I supposedly, if that's even what really happened. And and you know
that record deal? Does you know that record deal? Doesn't Garrit overwork this
kid and like nothing, there's nothing to show for it afterwards. I feel
bad, honestly. The JV Show on Wild ninety nine for nine the Bays
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I'm Selena, and can we talk about Wasmatas really quick? Graham? Yes
we can. I am so excited that was Mataz is back. I have
not been to an event or anything of this magnitude, a concert anything.
Well, I went to a Warriors game, but I haven't been to a
concert since twenty nineteen, twenty nine at the previous Wise Matas, you were
on Maternal I have not been to a concert since our first wais Mataz in
twenty nineteen. So I am juiced because that one was so fun. Shoreline
is like the best place to have a concert. Yeah, Ever do people
still say juiced? Uh no, Just let's just take that out of the
podcast. I think I got out from you. I would say pumped,
like I was super pumped. I was so I'm so pumped to go to
Aasmtaz. Yeah. But do people still say no, they don't. We'll
just take that out of the podcast. What do you think people say?
What do people say? Now, Um, I'm super hyped, hyped?
I would feel weird saying that. Yeah, me too. I don't know.
My point is, I'm like really excited for this. The whole,
the whole vibe. You know. The first one we here at while the
staff went like a party of a little party, was that's right, the
hell of phone? We have to do that again? That was fun?
Are you? Because every year we get the email like, um, no
pre party, no party, pre gaming. The event like this year's Wazmataz
falls on a Friday. Previous ones have been on like a Sunday. This
Friday. You're gonna tell me I can't have a little pregame couple drinky drinks
in the parking lot before I go into Your boss is listening. Do you
think I'm gonna getting busted? Probably? You just admitted what you're gonna do
on the air. No, I'm just saying it was a hypothetical. Sure,
okay, do that, but I'm not gonna do that because I'm an
upstanding citizen. That folds. Of course. I don't know if I'm gonna
be like really pregame, but I'm gonna post game for sure. I'm pregaming
and and postgaming. The hardest part about this is, you know, finding
out what's aware, because you know, we got to be looking good.
It's summertime. It's gonna be really nice, a lot of fun. Don't
forget to get your tickets if you haven't already. The Jonas Brothers. I
don't think people understand the magnitude of what the Joe bros. Are gonna be
doing on stage. You know that they're about to go on tour, right
the same show they're doing on their tour, all their songs they're doing at
Lasmotas. This is like a Jonas Brothers concert. But you get Wealthony for
nine, and you get Kim Petris and you get Conan Gray all within the
same show. So it's gonna be a really amazing night August fourth, Shoreline
in Mountain View. Those tickets are on fail so go now Live nation dot
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one at music station, which you know, a happy Friday. We're about
to head into a holiday weekend. That's always exciting. This is the JV
Show. I'm Selena and Graham. So an anonymous Reddit user posted a picture
on reddits obviously, and it was a picture that was sent to them by
a friend who works at a hospital at an undiclosed, undisclosed location. And
it was in the break room. Okay, above the microwave, and it
was a sign that said, if you want to use the microwave, a
single use is going to cost two dollars if you would like to purchase a
monthly unlimited microwave pass like that. Now I'm interested. That's gonna be thirty
dollars, okay, Jess, a microwave at work seems like a great deal.
Thirty bucks to use a microwave? So stupid, um, Graham,
which real is it? There's no way anybody's actually charging per microwave use?
And what is there a jar there? I have to stick two bucks in
every time? I think the sign is probably real, but like, how
are they monitoring this? They're probably not, I don't know. But let's
say we had one here, okay, at our wild Benny four nine studio.
You got a break room right here, I heartmedia. A microwave that's
probably really dirty on the inside. I've never used it. You think anyone
cleans that out? If they clean it at the same rate they clean our
bathrooms, it's horrifying, disgusting. Um, let's say you had to pay
the use it though, Are you paying to use it or are you just
gonna be like ah, no one's watching. Let me just sneak a little
heat up here. I'm sneaking the heat up just out of principle. There's
no way you're charging me two bucks per use? Like, are you kidding?
Men? Where's this money going? Fifty cents of use? Even if
it was twenty five cents use, I'm not paying to use the microwave.
Get out of here. This just seems really stupid. There's no way this
is real, right, somebody's just doing this to prank their co workers.
We should do that, now, that's an idea that we should recommt the
money. Yeah, let's put a little microwave tip jar out there and we'll
charge. Let's make it a charge. Yeah, dollar, a dollar a
spin in there, and I think, you know, I don't even think
a jar. You know what, because we have to this way with the
do no one carries cash, that's right, we have to create a fake
venmo account. Oh I heart media. It's gonna say like I heeart something.
Yeah, that way. All morning while we're doing the show, we're
just getting notifications yeo. Yeah, just dollars here and there, dollars everywhere.
You know, we'll just be we'll be swimming in cash. I feel
kind of grossed out about using a company microwave, especially one that's not clean
on the inside. Don't you feel like, yeah, it's not getting on
my food, but it's been in there, marinating with the rest of the
weird food that's never cleaned out it there. It's kind of gross. It's
really gross. I moved, so I moved into a new place in March.
Yeah, I have my own microwave because I had to buy one in
my last place. But we get there, the microwave that was used previously
still there. There were some hairs in it. There wasn't any hairs,
and it was clean. I mean, the inside looked a little melty like
it's like it's been used a lot. And it's been a couple of months
now. I haven't gotten around to taking that one out and putting mine in,
so we've just been using that one. But it grosses me out every
single time you got to do it. He'd clean on that before you.
I didn't want to drop kick it and throw it away. It should it
really shouldn't be a gross thing once you wipe it down time. But there's
something anytime I moved into an apartment that somebody had lived in before it,
and you'd find like a long like iale hair somewhere. You're just like,
what body part? Does you smell it? Oh? Yeah, you bring
it right up. I know who this was and where it came from.
The JV show on Wild Wild nine. It's the JV show Happy Friday.
I'm Graham, I'm Selena. A little I did do that because Graham think
that's really gross. Well, yes, it's a mildly creepy. I've been
dropping some life hacks on you people lately. A couple of life hacks dropped
one earlier today about some uh the way to get liquids through TSA you just
freeze them. Okay, listen to this life hack, Selena. Okay,
this guy says, well, this couple posts a video on TikTok and it's
actually the girlfriend posting a video of what her boyfriend does. So here's what
his life act is. At the girl store, you want to pay less
on produce, everybody, everything's so expensive. He takes the peel off the
banana, then puts the banana in a plastic one of those little produce bags,
and then sets it on the scale so that it's lighter, so the
price of the banana gets cheaper. Selena, would you ever employ this life
hack? This is not a life hack. First of all, you're saving
money, right. Are you gonna eat the banana directly after that? Or
you're gonna let it intent on eating because you're not gonna peel a whole bushel?
Is that a thing of bananas? A bushel? Yeah? I like
bushel. Yeah, you're not gonna peel the whole bushel of bananas because they're
all gonna go bad. But if you're about to eat a banana, hey,
here's a way to get one cheaper. Just take the peel off.
So you're going to the store and buying a single banana, that's my other
issue with this. And you know we've discussed this before, but you don't
do that. You buy a whole bushel. Yes, you gotta get minimum.
You gotta get at least three. So then that defeats the whole purpose
of this hat because you're not gonna ununwrap, unpeel all of them. You
don't know how many bananas I want to eat right now, Selena, don't
judge me. Maybe I do want to eat three banana right now. And
then I'm gonna set them right there in the bag and I'm gonna pay less
for them. Also, that just seems gross to me. And do peels
weigh that much? Yeah? If I feel like the peels got some real
girth to it, I feel like it does weigh a bunch. I think
a lot of people and the comments were pointing out that now this couple was
in Australia, so maybe they charge for their produce differently. I feel like
here a lot of times the bananas is just like you're buying one bunch of
bananas. Is it always by weight? Yeah? It is, though,
right, because if you're buying only three, I'm not paying as much as
a guy next to me getting twelve of them. It's got to be by
pair, it has to be yeah, yeah, okay, so this works.
Then peel them off to take the peels out, and you're it's you
know, a lot lighter. I know, you shouldn't care what other people
think about you. You shouldn't you stay in your own lane? Do you
makes you happy? But I don't want to be judged at the grocery store
putting a bunch of naked bananas into a bag like I'm not doing that.
People are judging, judging, and for that reason, we're out. We're
out the JV show on Wild for nine, the base number one hit music
station in the JV show I'm Selena program. So I recently saw this TikTok
videogram and it's a Dubai housewife, um, and she's revealing the worst things
about being married to a billionaire I'm sorry, a millionaire and probably a multi
multi millionaire. Yeah money out there, not just one million, this person
has several, maybe even hundreds, who knows. But as I go through
this list, imagine all the these are the problems that you're gonna have being
married to a millionaire. Imagine the problem is being married to like Jeff Bezos,
Like this is going to be Laurence Sanchez down the road. So,
this Dubai housewife says a lot of the hardships that she deals with and struggles
with day to day is like always having to look ten out of ten.
You always have to be done up, you always have to look good.
That would be obnoxious, But at least you've got a team to do stylis
and a glam squad. Yeah, they handle it for you. Another ship.
Another thing she struggles with is having too much food. They're always just
eating out in lobster and one of those gross, little lighty things that you
slurp oysters? Yes, those? Is that how you eat them? I've
never tried one. You've never had an oyster before? Ever? So disgusting.
I can't. I'll admit it's not the most appetizing thing in the world.
And it's also not Look, I've eaten plenty of oysters, and I'm
like, yeah, I like them, but you kind of just end up
swallowing the thing hole half the time. It's not like you're you don't like
chew it. You A lot of times you put like some really good sauces
and flavorful things on it, and it's that flavor you're getting. But I
feel like you just let that sucker slide right on down your throat. So
what's the point. I don't know. I I often wonder that, And
am I doing it wrong? Am I supposed to be chewing on that little
chewy thing? Because chewy? And That's why I've never tried him, because
I do look hella chewy, and I don't. I don't I want no
parts. So my Grandma used to make fried oysters and you would chew on
those and like, okay, that was pretty good. But to shooters when
it's just on the half shehell like, yeah, I don't know if you're
supposed to choo those or not. I always just kind of gulp them.
I don't know. Um. Again, the Dubai Housewife is she's getting some
backlash, by the way for talking about all the hardships that she's facing being
married to a millionaire. She always has to fly first class. That's not
a hardship. I know that luxuries. Are you kidding me? Um?
She never gets to drive. They always have a driver. Again. That
imagine being able to go to happy hour every day and not have to worry
about a designated driver. You got one, that's great. He only buys
her twenty four carrot gold, like whenever they fight. Why is that a
hardship? You get a lot of expensive jewelry. This is not a list
of hardships. This is a list of things that are awesome about your life.
Yeah, she starts complaining about how he buys her too much stuff and
it's always designer stuff. Oh, like, what are you talking about?
I wish I had these problems. Yeah, that's not a problem. A
list of brags about it. A man, can you imagine being Lauren Sanchez.
I'm sorry if I sound like I'm obsessing over this couple right now,
but yeah, she's she is set. It's crazy to have Jeff Bezos.
There's very few people on this planet that will ever experience limitless wealth, where
there is nothing you can't purchase, and she and Jeff Bezos are two of
these people. And it's just like we can't relate to them, not even
in the slightest bits. He's worth one hundred and thirty eight billion dollars.
No human should have you know how many millions? That is, over and
over and over. Yes, it's insane. People, don't people think millionaire
and billionaire clothes. They're not they're so far in different stratospheres. It's crazy.
Yeah, it's I don't think a human being should have over a billion
dollars. You just don't know, bless it's us. Well yeah, but
even that, like you don't you can't spend it, you don't need it.
It's just not it's ridiculous, right, don't forget whas Botastic. It's
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Well Deny for nine, the base number one hit music station on a Friday,
it's the JV Show. I'm Selena, I'm Graham. What do you
have? Graham? I got those. I'll tell you what I have right
now, those three day weekend vibes. I'm feeling that three day weekend because
it's like almost here, you know what I mean, Like I'm just like
getting to that finish line on a Friday and then three day weekend bill really
quick because directly after the show, like right after the show, maybe even
before at ninety nine, No, not getting drunk, you are driving out
to Disneyland. Yeah, that's right with the fan bamh. Aren't you worried
about traffic? Yeah? How long is it gonna take to get there?
For everber It's gonna take forever. There's always traffic, and then it's like
we're gonna hit traffic probably leaving the Bay Area, and then by the time
we're like rolling into the La Area, it's gonna be five o'clock rush traffic.
Everyone going home on a Friday. This drive will take ten hours.
So anytime I've ever gone to Disneyland and I was like younger, Yeah,
I didn't understand it then because it was horrible leaving when we did to drive
down. Yeah, but my parents always made us leave at like three to
four o'clock in the morning. Smart they would drive down and by the time
we're all like knocked out in the car obviously that we don't have to deal
with crying kids and we're talking a lot and being annoying, and that way,
when we wake up, we're there no traffic, because why would there
be at four o'clock in the morning on us Saturday or whatever? Um,
is that something you guys could do or is it too lately? You know,
you're just gonna it's too late. I gotta work. I'm here at
work and then we gotta leave after work. And on the show from the
car, I would have allowed it. That would have been fine. Is
that a thing? Because I will take you up. I don't know next
time. Yeah, we'll see how this drive goes. I'm just a te
worried, but I'm worried for you. It is what it is, Okay.
So I saw this woman in Oakland. She has come up with a
very clever, clever, use me way to solve her pothole problem in her
neighborhood. Now, did you a male jump around it? That's the hack
that we learned a couple of weeks ago from some people in the UK.
They just used spray paint and they spray painted the mail Jenny Talia around the
pothole and they said, boom poles were fixed in a matter of hours.
Well, she did not take our advice. She went a different route,
a slightly more wholesome route. She went out and bought some potting soil and
some marigolds and petunias and some other flowers, and she made little She turned
the potholes into little planters and planted some flowers in her She said a cop
even pulled up and was chuckling at what she was doing. And she says
she doesn't know if the cop reported it back. But later that day the
potholes in her neighborhood were fixed. She says, she lives on Clifton Street
and they were fixed. I don't understand that working like wouldn't they just be
like, who cares there's a flower there? Run it over? Yeah,
but I think it draws attention to it a little bit more. I mean,
I get it. Like the spray paint one. She didn't really take
her advice, but it worked. They do want to remind people though,
you shouldn't be out working in the street. Could be dangerous. You know,
cars might not see you planting those petunias there in the pothole. What
if we just started filling it with like mashed potatoes or something. Dude,
we should big pothole mac and cheese and then we put like a big spoon
sticking out of it. I love that idea. And it's just like a
buffet. Yeah, roll of potholes. Each one's a different things that we
try tomorrow day. The cookout pothole full of wieners? What hot dogs that
rilled? That'll be in one, Franks? You mean yes, Franks.
Okay, we're not going to start this debate again. We talked earlier this
week or was it last week? I don't know, nobody called hot dogs
Franks. Somebody got really upset with us, Yeah they did. Who was
that? I don't know. Somebody that claimed that they definitely still called them
franks. Everyone's calling them Franks except you guys frank and being Franks and beans.
I remember, like my kids and my parents would say that when I
was a kid. Never heard of that. That's just hot dogs diced up
and beans. You know people eat that. Yeah, it's really good.
That's just yes for sure. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine