The shark deck. I'm Johnny Mack with five good news stories. Good news.
If you're afraid of the Lochness Monster, it's probably just a large eel.
Several theories have been forward over the years. What could this Lockness Monster
be? Could it be a dinosaur? Expert Flow Foxen says, over the
course of a few generations, an eel one metered length might be expected.
Sightings of the Locknest Monster have dipped interesting, especially now that we all have
cell phones. Lockness Monster hunter Ian mcfaddigan says, I have no sightings report
this year so far. I think the atmosphere conditions of later making an unsuitable
for NeSSI spotting. There's been so much rain, wind and snow that it's
equally hard to spot NeSSI from webcam or live at the loch. Meanwhile,
a snakelike sea creature that shares a striking resemblance to the Locknest Monster has been
spotted in foreign waters. Maybe NeSSI has moved away from Scotland somehow, leaving
the lake and getting to the wide open ocean, freshwater, seawater. Don't
ask questions, just go with it. Some people say they saw Nessie off
the coast of North Carolina. Yeah, they caught a picture of the Lochness
monster with its head out of the water off Atlantic Beach. Seems likely,
or maybe it's an eel. Hey, good news. If your cat headbuts
you, your cat actually likes you. Samantha is a scientific officer at the
RSPCA, and she said there are number of ways or cats tell us that
they enjoy our company and feel safe with us. Learning to read your cat's
body language is hugely beneficial as not only because it'll show you how they feel
about you, but it will enable you to spot signs of stress and understand
when they want to be left alone. They're cats, that's one hundred percent
of the time. No, if your cat gives your headbuts, then it
means they're spreading their scent onto you. That's a good thing. They're marking
you as a friend rather than a phone, ensuring that they remember that you're
part of their group, as scenting is one of the main senses for a
cat. If your cat slowly blinks at you or staring at you, it
also means they want to be pals. If you want to show them trust
is reciprocated. Blink slowly back at them and give them a kiss. Can
also check the tail. If it's low and swishing, they might be stressed
or unhappy. If it's pointing upwards, they are happy to see you,
and I can't resist the joke. Are you a cat? Or it is
happy to see me? Let's move on. Good news, The four day
workweek is coming in the UK. Dozens of companies tried out the four day
workweek. Who's an overwhelming success. Ninety percent of the sixty one companies decided
to stick with the change. Friday is off, babe. They even reported
a one point four percent increase in revenue and a fifty seven percent decrease in
resignations. Here's the even more good news. It's not four ten hour days,
it's eighty percent of the hours they used to work one head of hr.
It's old Yahoo finance. It's not a compressed working week. It's not
doing things the same way and doing longer hours in the four days. We
believe that concept doesn't work and goes against well being. Yeah, if you've
ever worked in an office, a lot of time goes into how am I
going to kill the day until it's five o'clock? If you need an example.
Watch the office and see how Jim Helpert does all his work in one
hour a year and then just hangs out with the receptionist. Good job by
twelve year old Amelia. She has found that a nonprofit organization which provides nightlights
to children in the foster care system. Amelia, who's in the sixth grade,
said, sometimes foster kids have to leave in the middle of the night
because of neglect, abuse, or drugs. Having that night light makes it
more comfortable in a new house where they might not know anybody and makes them
feel more safe. Back in twenty eighteen, she raised enough money to donate
more than five hundred night lights to foster kids across central Arkansas. Since then,
her nonprofit has extended its reach to fifty US states and nine countries.
Amelia said, I couldn't imagine being in a new home and being in the
darkness. Finding out I could help foster kids and make my own place to
volunteer instead of having to go somewhere. It was really helpful because I could
really encourage other kids that they're never too young to make a difference. The
organization has now sent more than fifteen thousand lights to children. Wow I am
Patty Callahan Henry, I am Mary kay Andrews, I'm Kristin harl and I'm
Christy Woodson Harvey. Friends in Fiction is led by four longtime friends, the
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listen to Friends and Fiction on any major streaming platform. Congratulations to fifty year
old Jeff Reats. He has broken the Guinness Book of World Records record four
making consecutive visits to Disneyland. He made two thousand, nine hundred ninety five
consecutive visits to Disneyland. He started this back in twenty twelve as a joke
between his friends, but he got addicted eight years, three months, thirteen
days visiting Disneyland Anaheim. He started chronicling this on social media when the streak
was at sixty, but in twenty seventeen, when he made his two thousandth
visit, he started to go viral. He told Guinness he started as a
joke between friends when Disneyland announced they were giving an extra Disney Day. When
they announced the Leap Day twenty four hour event in twenty twelve, he wanted
to hit three thousand, and Covid got him. The streak was snapped on
March fourteenth, twenty twenty, when the park shut down. On social media,
one fan road congrats dude, very well earned and I bet you're secretly
glad Covid gave me an excuse to take a break. That's your five good
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