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Malcolm Thick instead up comedy for kids. Got great joke, crag the candy

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Man is here but cursed. We
had a joke smitted by our friend Gigi.

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Hello, my name is Chichi,
and I'm going to share a joke.

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Why do you be's hung because they
don't know the worst great joke?

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Well, before Craig comes up,
I've got a joke. What do sprinters

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eat before a race? Nothing?
They fast? Okay, let's keep it

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god evening. Let's give it up
for a crack man home law. Hi,

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my name is Craig's candy man,
and I'm going to be showering the

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jokes. First. What is a
tooth's favorite candy gum? What kind of

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candy do you eat on the playground? Recess pieces? What country did candy

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come from? Sweeten? What kind
of beans grow in the easter bunnies garden?

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Jelly beans? Jo? What's a
monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp?

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What's a ghost's favorite candy? Booberry
boob? What's a robot's favorite candy?

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A wy pop? A mooney?
How does candy laugh? It's Snickers?

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It's like what's red, white and
blue? A sad candy? Cane?

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A sad candy cow. What parasites
do candy corns get? Gummy worms?

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What do you call candy corn at
the beach? Sandy corn? What do

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you call a cow that can't move
a milk dud? What do you call

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a sheep covered in sugar a candy
bar ba? What do you call a

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train that eats gum? Our to
che? Train's coming on? Okas,

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keep it going for Craig. That
great job well. As always, if

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you got a joke you want to
share, just click the link in the

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show notes and we'll put it in
a future episode. As always, be

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sure to share this episode with all
of your friends, who will be back

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next week with a brand new comedian
and a brand new episode. A stand

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up comedy for kid character is even
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