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Welcome to softcore history. Welcome back
to sophomore History. I'm your host for

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the week, Damn Regester. I
am joined as always by Rob Fox,

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Hello, and Alex Bouchemmy, what
up? What up? Let's go Hey.

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When you were a high school football
player, people ever go booh,

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but it was like, oh,
they're not booing him. It's it's like,

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no, I didn't get I didn't
get boosh until my college frat days.

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Okay, so I was just Alex
uh And I didn't go on the

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field long enough to have anyone cheer
my name, even in a deep booing

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sound. Yeah, okay. I
thought on your football team, you were

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known as the guy that fucked the
banana pel I did. Actually, that

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is a that is my story.
Nanner bananas Nanner's for short. Yeah,

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that was your They called you nanners. You can't live that. I mean,

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I owned it. I I was. I was proud of it.

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I mean yeah, because there was
like these older kids on the team.

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You know, when you're a sophomore, you uh, you have like you

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do practice with the guys who are
seniors, and like when you're a sophomore

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and their seniors, there's just they
look like they're fully adults. Yeah,

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and you're just like a child still. And and so they were like talking

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to me one time, They're like, yo yo, Alex. Uh,

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everyone on the team has done this. You got to go home and do

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it. Man. What you do
is you take banana peel and you mic

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wave it for exactly five seconds and
then your jack off with it. Feels

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fucking better than pussy man. And
I was like, okay, sure,

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I'll do it. And so I
went home. I fucking did it.

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Uh. And I came back the
next the next day at practice and I

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was like, yeah, I did
there. Booh did you do it?

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And I was like, oh,
they didn't call me bosh this, Alex,

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you do it? And I said
yeah, dude, felt fucking amazing.

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And they're like you sick fuck,
I can't believe you actually did it.

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Uh. And so I became bananas
and I I was uh, I

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were that badge with pride. Honestly, it just shows that you follow through,

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you're reliable. I have a lot
of potassium. Yeah. Also,

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you have to own it because if
you try to hide it like a shameful

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secret, then you're a little gullum
freak, you know. What I mean,

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They're like, you fuck a banana. You can't be like right away,

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you gotta because then no one will
no one will be want to be

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around. You know. I don't
no girl want you. But if you're

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just like y'all fuck anything, then
like a least you know what I mean,

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Like, yeah, I'm fucking crazy. Is the only way you can

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make that work. I made it
work. And I think like after like

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when I was like, yeah,
dude, it was great. There,

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their faces were like, oh my
god, he's like not embarrassed by this,

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and then they're then they're they're like, I gotta try it too.

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Yeah. Yeah. Their faces went
from like, wait, he's not embarrassed

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by this. That's interesting, and
then I just kind of like got like

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a pondering look on their face.
How to feel like maybe I should try?

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Yeah? How to feel dude?
It felt fucking amazing, you know,

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I was, I was thirteen fourteen. I feel like clean up wasn't

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ideal? No, uh yeah,
you mean you have a cum filled banana

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peel in your lap and then yeah
you got like yeah you got the you

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got like the banana tendrils kind of
what do you mean it cleans up itself.

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I mean you still got the banana
mess all over. Yeah, I

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feel like there's banana mess. Yeah
you don't dunk, Yeah, there's banana.

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You know, the little stringy bits, the tendrils of a banana peel,

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you get those on your dick all
over. Now do you think that

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we've talked on softcore history before?
How the banana peel situation, the banana

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peel stereotype or whatever came to be
right that you walk and you slip on

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a banana piela, it's a real
thing. People were eating bananas and just

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eating the fucking peel. It's like, well fuck it, like it's biled

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agreeable, and people were slipping and
seriously injuring. Didn't someone get crippled or

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die people? Yeah, someone died
from a banana peel. Teddy Roosevelt actually

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brought awareness to this. He eliminated
banana peel injuries and he also saved football.

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Interesting, how did you do that? Did you just tell people to

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fuck the banana peel instead instead of
throw pick it up and use it.

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But I do wonder if this,
if the stickiness of seamen would neutralize the

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slipperiness of the banana Peel. No
what he was what a of New York

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City at the time, He's clean
up the streets. I don't remember.

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Clean up the streets meant a completely
different thing than now, not trying to

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get rid of crime, just trying
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Dead horses, banana pills, banana
pels were killing people literally someone. We

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remember, we were laughing about it. We were like, can you fucking

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imagine if that you died? Like
that's some guy actually fucking died. And

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now it's like a funny thing in
Mario Kart. We're just like, oh,

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I got that banana pi. Yeah. Wow, I didn't know that

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that was an actual crisis. Are
you looking up what Teddy Roosevelt was?

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Yeah? Uh, he was the
first police commissioner I believe. Okay,

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fair enough anyway. Happy to have
you here, Boush, happy to be

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here. Maybe not either way.
Can't get a reliable source here? Yeah,

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whatever, fuck it. You're here
for softcore history, not hardcore.

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on the Patreon. Yeah, occasionally, you know, I just want to

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get it over with, so I
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Just get that. Just depends on
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really depends on how my work scheduling
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or angry when it comes out of
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Yeah, so usually happy. Yeah, say, I feel like it's your

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go getter mode when it's a Thursday. Yes, yeah, goody. It's

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like, oh man, I forgot
to do this, God damn it.

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It gave a risk again, it's
fucking eight cameras. Those are always the

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hardest at its yes, because at
this point I just have AI do everything.

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That's uh, that's the way of
the future. I'm making it my

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slaves and that's what it's gonna think. When it kills you, I am

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his slave no longer. But I
will believe that you're a slave. Swarms

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of drones that are bombs will be
how they how they kill us, or

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maybe not even that. Just cut
a little. Propellers will just cut you.

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Yeah, ever cut yourself on a
drone. No ducks, it's not

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great. Yeah too. Yeah,
they don't even need to catch you out

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of the sky so it doesn't fall
in the water. Oh no, I

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don't do that, but I do. That is how I think that AI

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rot takeover what happened would be,
like we're teaching these swarms of bots drones,

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like we're teaching them like you know, instead of having to have an

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individual pilot for each one, which
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have the AI coordinate, so you
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and have them just crash into an
aircraft carrier. And I also read that

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Wall Street Journal article this week.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I

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immediately are you rich? Pay for
subscriptions? I canceled it because it was

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like forty dollars a month and what
it's crazy? The fuck it's Fall Street

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Journal. But but when that's more
than like any streaming service, yeah,

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it's fucking crazy. But then but
if you cancel, then they ask you

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to come back and it's like fifty
dollars for the year. Yeah, that's

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what you do is you say you're
canceling, and then they get they call

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you up like please don't leave.
They negotiate with you, we need you

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back. Adobe does that too with
their products. It's like, hey,

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I'm going to cancel you know,
Premiere and the Adobe Suites, and like

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what if we give it to you
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why can't you just do that normally? It's not not how a business works.

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But I got to think at least
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money from or doing that, right. I missed the days where you just

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insert a CD Rahm. I best
today is where you just go to this

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guy's apartment and he gives you a
pirated version of the whole suite and you

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pay him a hundred bucks. Yeah
that's what I'm saying. That's what I

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did that until twenty twelve, twenty
thirteen, and all you had to do

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was like one hand job with eye
contact. Yeah, with he gave you

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always with. I was like it
was so weird because I'd like, your

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girlfriend's here and he shut up no, but she enjoyed that power dynamic.

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Her hands are weak. Yeah,
and she has a lazy eye. She

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was taking notes. She was oh
Western grip Okay, it was like she

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knows, she knows how the thumb's
down. The thumb is free to explore.

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Well, today we're not talking about
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about the East. Of course we
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Do you have you have a love
for the orient in this show?

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M M? Is that still acceptable
to say? It's a historical term,

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so we'll say it, okay.
Yeah, they came out with a movie

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a few years ago called The Oriental
Express, and they wouldn't have done that

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if if you couldn't say right,
orient I mean, you can't call a

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Chinese person an Oriental, but right
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It will never not be confusing to
me why that any of that is

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offensive other than someone puts stink on
it? Also, do you know what

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I mean? Like, what if
they're covered in rugs? That would be

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yeah, that's why they're like,
these people are covered oriental rugs, like

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it just so happened. He was
Asian. I'm sorry, Well, like

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there's no there's no. I mean, I guess there's nothing inherently offensive about

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any word, right, you have
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be offensive. But even that one, like, there's some that start out

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as actual, like derivative words,
right, that are like meant to be

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mean, whereas I feel like that
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was just like old people kept being
like orient and then and then they had

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to be like, I don't like
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It was all off, yeah,
because like that's it's just a random

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word. You like, like there's
nothing, like I can't find anything.

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If you want some really good Asian
slurs, just watch grandt Orino because it's

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oh my god. Yeah, you
wouldn't even know Oscar too. They're like,

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you just got really creative with those
man like props. The only reason

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Clint east Wood made that movie was
to say, zipperhead, they he's behind

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the scenes are just like actually,
mister Eastwood improvised every line. Not a

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single word was written down. This
was This was in fact a Fast and

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the Furious. There was a script, but it was just a lift a

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list of one hundred slurs for Asian
people and he just after each scene he

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would go over and do a check
mark next to each next to each slur

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made stre he got through everything.
Well, yeah, I think I think

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grant Urino was just clinics would do
in line o rama, just a mad

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lob of Asian slurs. Well,
today we're gonna talk about Unit six eighty

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four. Oh boy, oh we
can use some of those clean Eastwood terms

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today. Yeah. Good. Honestly, there's no nothing mean, mean enough

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you could say about these people.
I like that, uh booh has been

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on between these two episodes, but
I like that. We're just like,

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hey, Boosh is back. Let's
see more fucked up Japanese. It's not

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the Japanese. Oh we're talking about
South Korea. Oh great, okay,

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never mind, I don't know anything
about these Yeah. No, this is

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a suicide squad. Oh all right, yeah wait, suicide squad like like

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suicide squad like Marco, Robbie and
Will Smith. Yeah, except except the

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joker it's Harley Quinn. Hell yeah, except it's just Asian dudes. Okay,

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any clown paint, No clown paint, unfortunately, So it's suicide squad

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meets BTS. Yes, Okay,
let's go I'm in if like you could

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walk, if you walked into a
studio right now and said that you're making

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a movie, baby dude. Yeah, actually that would crush. Why haven't

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they done like an action movie with
the BTS boys. I bet they have.

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I bet they've tried it out.
I don't if they haven't, Oh

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man, would that like do well
in America? Though? No, but

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crush used to. It's not important
if it crushes in America. There's a

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whole other side of the world.
There is China, as it does in

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China. I don't know how China
feels about South Korean culture. They're all

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like that whole part of the world
is all famously extremely antagonistic of each other.

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But there's so many people in like
Malaysia. Yeah, but I mean

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like they all don't like each other. Yeah, Asians are extremely racist to

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other Asians, perhaps because of their
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yeah, certainly for Japan and Korean
Japan. I get why they all hate

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Japan, and I get why Japan
hate them partly because Japan I think it's

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still just like, you know,
turns up their nose at them. We

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all know why Japan hates China because
sub Zero murdered Scorpion's family. There's one

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Chinese, one Japanese, like in
the new adaptation of Mortal Kombat. Y

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Oh, I didn't know that,
dude. I've been watching the Showgun.

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No, I haven't, but I
did watch a compilation of all of the

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fatalities from the new Mortal Kombat.
It's fucking sick, like they got Omni

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Man from Invincible and he just like
grabs the guy and then stands on a

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on a train tracks and then the
train comes and he just holds him out

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and the train just massacres and then
all the people inside the train are just

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getting turned to red powder. And
then at the end he's just ony Man's

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holding the guy's just head and spinal
column. So the last Mortal Kombat fatality

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I saw was actually a meme and
it was the Air Force guy that set

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himself on fire, but it was
Scorpion taking his mask off, Oh god

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and blowing fire do That video was
intense. And then the cop shows up

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and just like a gun. I
think other guys like, dude, I

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need a fire examser, not a
gun. What are you're doing? And

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he's just like fire, what if
that gun did in fact, shit,

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it was a squirt gun. It
was water. He's like, I'm helping.

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Yeah, you don't know. So. Unit six point eighty four was

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a secret South Korean mercenary group created
in response to the attempted assassination of the

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South Korean president Park Chung he by
North Korean commandos, also known as the

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Blue House Raid, on January twenty
first, nineteen sixty eight. Okay,

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so it's kind of a vendetta group. They try to kill our guy,

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We're gonna try to kill their guy. I mean, at this point,

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what the Korean War probably ended,
like ten years ago, it's over Vietnam

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starting to buck. Yeah, But
I mean, like so it's not only

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within living memory, it's within like
I mean, the Korean War at the

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Korean War being active is closer in
time to when this happened than the invasion

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of iraqis to us not to mention, North Korea was also a major ally

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of like North Vietnam. Okay,
so different sides still kind of going at

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each other. It's roxy wars commis
versus the democracy. Park Chung he actually

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took power in nineteen sixty one after
a coupdeta okay, fun and was a

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dictator until he was officially elected in
nineteen sixty three. It takes time to

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sort these things out. Congrass Vladimir
repute. By the way, just one

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another election, Yeah, man,
I was on the edge of my seat,

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huge win. Did not know how
that was going to turn out.

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How much did he win by?
Eight of the votes? Is that what

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it was? That's a close election
in Russia. And he, I mean

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he and he killed his biggest opponent, like in prison, Well, that

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guy was stuff happened in prison.
We don't know. He fell out of

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the window in the prisoner. Yeah, he shot himself three times in the

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head. Yes, in prison.
It would be funny if someone real what

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happened tod he like report about Bowen's
planes going down or yeah. He my

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brother works for North of Grumman.
And I told him. I was like,

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Steeve, if you get any dirt
at all, keep it to yourself.

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Yeah, all right, it's not
worth it, buddy, not worth

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it. Just let those other people
die. I love you, I don't

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love that. I don't know them. They don't make commercial airliners that fall

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apart though, either something Park Chung
He was a pretty controversial figure himself,

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with civil liberties and human rights being
oppressed under his regime. But he's also

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credited with the economic boom that turned
South Korea into the country we know today.

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So he was a capitalist potato pat
dato data. But you know,

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whatever he was getting kind of some
of the companies you know today like Samsung

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involved and made South Korea kind of
a player, brought him into the twenty

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first century, into the twentieth century. Even when did Japan have their boom?

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Was it like in the eighties?
Sounds right, that's definitely when their

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electronics just like took over everything.
That's when I see all the memes from

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I think they were Japanese eighties.
I mean they started to have success in

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the fifties though they did. Yeah, they went right from trying to conquer

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the world to being like, we're
gonna put all that energy into technology.

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All it took was a nuclear boom, two nukes. Man. It's it's

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funny how they better fucking railroads than
we do. Well, yeah, I'm

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sure Germany does too. It's funny
how much we just like we've been to

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the worst railroads like in the world, which is ironic because because that's like

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the story. One of the like
like pillars of American history is like the

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trammed Continental Railroad. Yeah, well
we just haven't fixed it since then.

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Yeah, it's the same rail It
was good enough. Yeah we did it

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once. We're right into the ground. That's fine, But we really just

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broke the souls of Germany and Japan. Like after World War Two, Like

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Germans start pooping on each other for
sex. Japanese there's like used used panty

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vending machines have Hello Kitty and they
just I was about to say their fucking

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Hello kitty flesh lights. Yeah,
like we really we It's like they're like

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they were like mentally broken, like
a gimp is mentally broken, you know

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what I mean. Was it Tash
or Bill Bairr that said we bombed the

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masculinity out of Japan? Either one
sounds right? And oh god, Tasha

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has some bangers, yeah, from
back in the day. He hasn't released

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a special since like twenty ten.
He just started a podcast. I think

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he has a podcast, and he
spoke and he says he has a special

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coming out on Amazon soon. His
last one on Netflix it was like maybe

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three four years ago was was pretty
funny. I like it. Tash is

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still great. Yeah. Yeah.
By nineteen sixty seven, Kim Ill Song

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believed his southern capitalist counterpart had no
real domestic opposition, Their growth would only

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hurt his nation, and the US
was getting tied up with Vietnam, making

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it the time to try to eliminate
Park Chung he and help install a communist

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ally. Now, the Blue House
raid, which I mentioned before, was

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thirty one Korean soldiers who spent two
years preparing North Korean. This is North

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Korean? Okay, this is before. This is what ultimately led to Unit

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six eighty four. Okay, cool. So this is the initial thing where

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they're trying to take out Park Chung
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one North Korean soldiers spent two years
preparing, including fifteen days with a full

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scale mock up house with an emphasis
on hand to hand knife combat. Sweet

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fuck. Yeah that's some suicide squad. Shit, No, this is a

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this is the bad guy. This
isn't even the suicide squad. This is

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the first squad. Is the first
suicide squad? Yeah yeah, it was

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just the North Korea's suicide squad.
Yeah, because everyone in North Korea is

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a prisoner. So any squad you
make is technically a suicide squad in North

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Korea. Anyone that's Kim Jong un
is, it's an optimism squad. I'm

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gonna die, Okay, Yeah,
sweet, better than what I got going

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on right now. Yeah. I
saw a thing today that said there's more

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slaves today than at any other point
in history, But that that metric also

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considers every single citizen of North Korea
a slave, and if you take that

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out, it's much less than the
past. Also, But that also yeah,

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counting, that's but that's just counting
stats. That's counting stats. You

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don't want to pad stats, stack
compiler, you know what I mean?

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Like I need rate stats for that. Yeah, that's Emmitt Smith spending twenty

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years in the NFL. Yeah exactly. I don't respect that. But I

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also do respect calling everyone in North
Korea slave because like, what else are

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they? Can they leave? No? No? Are they forced to work?

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Yes? Yeah? Do you want
that slavery? They do? They

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often starve? Yes? Yeah?
Did they have any rights at all?

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Though I could fuck their slaves?
I can't count it. Count it,

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yeah, fucking count it. I
agree. However, they never made it

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inside Park chungk Hees house instead about
one hundred meters away. They reached the

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checkpoint, got into a gunfight,
and scattered into the mountains. Over the

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next few tappy days, happy they
brought guns, A massive sweep operation went

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down. Probably should have trained more
with the guns and less their knives.

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And it's like, shit, what
is this guy? How I fire this

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loaded? I spent five years doing
exclusively knife training. They killed or made

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twenty nine of the thirty one commandos
commit suicide during the sweep, one was

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captured, and one ultimately escaped.
Why would you escape? He just got

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away. I mean, I guess
disappear into the ether. I wouldn't go

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back north. No, you're not
gonna be a hero there, especially after

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a failed mission. No, yeah, that guy probably settled down in the

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mountain. So that's what I'm saying, Like, you just run into the

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forest, go get run into the
ocean. He started. Try to swim

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to fuck in Australia or anywhere.
It doesn't I don't care how far away

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that is. Anywhere. You can't
go back north, go to Mongolia,

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do something. Yeah. Yeah,
that's like I just feel like you I

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don't understand how any North Koreans ever
could you could let them out and they

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would do anything. I understand,
like Stockholm Center or whatever. But like,

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I don't understand how the only thing
they do isn't just run to turn

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themselves in and seek asylum immediately immediately. I get they have families, right,

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like, I bet they. I
bet you. It's really hard to

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make a North Korean Olympic team if
you just have no like your mom and

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dad or dad, you have no
siblings, no kids. Because you you're

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leaving the first time the plane touches
down in Paris for the next Olympics,

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you are sprinting to the United States
embassy and you're just like, let me

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in, good luck, good God, let me in. Do they do

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that? Like? What has North
Korea competed in the last Olympics? Yeah,

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they're in. I mean they're in
the World Cups and stuff. I

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think they're an Olympics. Did the
athletes just try to escape? Did they

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run to an embassy? They are
kept under close watch. I would do

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that if I was Iranian because there's
a lot of They're big in wrestling and

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they've like prosecuted and executed like world
champion wrestlers just because they lose, or

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no, because they speak out against
the government. Oh wow, it seems

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like a bad idea. There's always
a couple of Cubans that defect, Like

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at the last World Baseball Classic,
Cuban coach defected. Why wouldn't you,

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I know. And Cuba is not
even that hardcore. No, Cubs just

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like to drive cars from the fifties
and it's the only sound like a bad

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life though. Yeah no, my
friend, even if it's all the beach,

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it's not like it's Haiti. You're
not getting eaten yet. I think

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Cuba is kind of chill. Now. There was a time where you could

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go back to Uh you could.
There was flights to Cuba, and then

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they shut that down Obama. There
was like like like a year Obama Cuba

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was had a Franco chill again.
And then yeah, yeah it was I

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remember it was a big deal.
Like Obama lifted the embargo with Cuba and

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it was just like free travel all
over again. We're all made. Cuba's

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gonna do anything or like anyone's gonna
put anything in Cuba. I wish this

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point, I wish we had Cuba
over Puerto Rico agreed like Cuba be tight.

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I don't understand why we didn't keep
it. I don't understand why we

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didn't keep it. We took it, we conquered it, took it from

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the Spanish. Wait to back up
for a second. Do hate our Haitians

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eating each other? Barbecue is allegedly
I don't know if that's fake, but

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there's a warlord in Haiti allegedly eating
people. He's at least cooking people.

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He's cooking dead bodies and I believe
he like took a piece of the person

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and like put in his mouth.
I don't know if he's eating them where

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he's just doing that for show,
just like chewing on the skin flap like

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gum. Things are bad, Yeah, I mean they're usually bad in Haiti,

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but they're they're worse. Yeah whatever, Yeah, the French fuck that

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country up. Yeah we were talking
about that. But yeah, certainly the

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French with even when they left,
I think they had like a kind of

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an embargo where they had a blockade. Blockade was Napoleon's Napoleon's brother, right

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or his brother in law something like
that, because they gained independence. I

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read about this a while back,
So it's not gonna be good history here.

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I thought about Yeah, I thought
about doing it today, and I'm

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like, yeah, yeah, it
is just too depressive. Yeah, but

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I mean it's really the history of
Haiti is just like, hey, like

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you want to hear about black people
getting fucked for just hundreds of years,

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Like you thought African Americans had it
bad there are on Easy Street, Yeah,

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compared to hathiit like I think.
I think the gist of it though,

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was France was just like, ah, fuck they they rebelled. We're

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never gonna get that back, especially
with all these Napoleonic wars going on or

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the whatever wars that were going on
were going on. Uh, I guess

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let's just blockade it so that they
all starved it at then as fuck them.

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And the dr is not even that
great. People getting murdered at resorts

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there all the time. But even
they are like, no, stay on

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your side of the island, we're
gonna deport you. Back building them you're

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going along the other side of the
mountain range. Jeez, But back to

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our Korean buddies. South Korean side
also took casualties. They at thirty,

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including four Americans. What I guess
we were over there helping them out.

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Yeah, we had troops station there
since World War Two. Yeah, so

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in sixty six wounded okay, gunfight
baby, Oh yeah, so maybe they

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did a decent job with their guns, not just notice. Yeah it was

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those thirty versus like thirty one versus
you know, hundreds. Wow. So

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actually that's because protect from the president
target target rich environment. Yeah, they

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managed to wound sixty six and kill
U thirty four of our boys. Gas.

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God, damn it, God damn
squirrel in here? Uh no,

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that's a bird. I think.
Who knows you have a bird in your

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studio? Probably? Probably that wouldn't
surprise me. This is essentially like a

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glorified shack seen lizard. Yeah,
it's only about a time before if like

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a coyote just trots through, even
like a mountain lion, I don want

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to be sprised. I wouldn't shock
me. Oh man, this you guys

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got guns around here though, they
have a couple of Yeah, they're all

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hitting multiply and the guitar case is
a shotgun with shells. Yeah, we're

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ready to go if the mountain lion
comes. This set in motion for the

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Korean Central Intelligence Agency to create Unit
six eighty four on April first, nineteen

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sixty eight. The group was made
up completely by criminals or unemployed use looking

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to lessen their sentences of what or
be rewarded with cashing jobs, be rewarded

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with what jobs? Cashing jobs?
So you unemployed use just wanted jobs or

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money, or criminals that wanted to
lessen their sentences. How deep into the

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criminal world did they go? What
was the worst charges anyone had? So

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there was a movie that came out
that tried to make them like hardened in

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like two thousand and three, and
that wasn't really necessarily true. There were

407
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,240
more just kind of like petty criminals
like theft and okay, yeah, you

408
00:28:37,319 --> 00:28:41,200
can't have like really invaded you can't
have really bad criminals because they just won't

409
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:45,680
follow orders right right right, or
they'll try to run away. There's also

410
00:28:45,799 --> 00:28:49,359
nothing new. People militaries all over
the world do this, like Russia's doing

411
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:55,200
it now. Well there's yeah,
well there's the old kind of cliche of

412
00:28:56,079 --> 00:29:00,920
sort of pre war United States,
maybe even up to v Nam, Like

413
00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:03,119
someone will get in trouble with the
law and the judge will be like soon

414
00:29:03,799 --> 00:29:07,039
you can go to jail for a
year, and a half. You could

415
00:29:07,519 --> 00:29:11,559
join the Marine Corps. That's your
options. And then the guy's like,

416
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,799
joins the joins the marine. Oh
you know who goes to nom and then

417
00:29:14,799 --> 00:29:17,440
he's like, I should have gone
to jail. You know who actually did

418
00:29:17,519 --> 00:29:22,039
that. In an episode we've talked
about what John Dillinger when he first got

419
00:29:22,079 --> 00:29:22,880
caught, They're like, uh,
you can go to prison, or you

420
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:27,279
can join the Navy. So he
joined the Navy and then he immediately deserted.

421
00:29:27,759 --> 00:29:33,599
Nice, he thought that one through. We do that with firefighters in

422
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:40,400
California. You can get can get
a lesser sentence for fighting fires. Sounds

423
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:44,000
pretty sweet to be honest. Yeah, although I'm pretty lazy, I'd probably

424
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,480
like, ah, I'll just hang
out jail. Yeah, but you get

425
00:29:45,519 --> 00:29:49,599
so much puss as a firefighter,
you get, you get laid a ton

426
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:55,200
in jail, I know. Just
different kinds against your will. Maybe it

427
00:29:55,319 --> 00:29:59,039
is your will though, yeah,
maybe you like it, maybe it's consensual,

428
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,039
but you learn different. It's not
worse, it's not better, it's

429
00:30:03,119 --> 00:30:08,759
it's different. Different. What the
k c i A looked for was an

430
00:30:08,759 --> 00:30:17,599
athletic building guys that seemed to have
nothing going on with their lives. They

431
00:30:17,599 --> 00:30:21,079
should just got like a minor league
baseball team, you know what I mean,

432
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,240
Like guys who were athletic enough to
play in the Korean minors but like

433
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:29,599
clearly ain't making the highest league.
Right, they could probably bash the heads

434
00:30:29,599 --> 00:30:30,880
in, you know, like fuck
it, why not? Obviously you can't

435
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:34,480
do like the fat catcher or something. But yeah, grab some right fielders,

436
00:30:34,519 --> 00:30:37,640
some first basement. There's your fucking
guys. Definitely a bullpen catcher.

437
00:30:37,799 --> 00:30:44,400
Oh yeah, what's he doing?
Nothing. The idea was they would have

438
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:48,240
no connection to the South Korean government
or military and acted as irrational actors.

439
00:30:49,559 --> 00:30:55,400
They ultimately were under the South Korean
Air Force branch. Their team had one

440
00:30:55,480 --> 00:31:00,759
mission, one mission, one mission
only to assassinate North Korean leader Kim ill

441
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:06,279
song. Is he related to Kim
Jong un? He is Kim Jong UN's

442
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:12,359
someone's here grandfather? I believe no, yes, so Joel just walked in.

443
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:18,480
Yeah, hi, ny, buddy, No, you're good man,

444
00:31:18,559 --> 00:31:26,279
don't worry. So there the prisoners
were transported to so Meadow, an island

445
00:31:26,359 --> 00:31:29,799
in the Yellow Sea, where they
would be isolated and have no communication with

446
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:36,960
the outside world for the next three
years. What they're like, all right,

447
00:31:37,039 --> 00:31:38,279
So we're gonna let you out of
jail, but first we're gonna put

448
00:31:38,319 --> 00:31:45,359
you into more jail, and then
we're gonna send you to the world's biggest

449
00:31:45,559 --> 00:31:51,440
jail to kill a person. I
don't know if they knew they were signed

450
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:56,039
up for like a three year training
they can't have. That's like if we

451
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,240
took and you know what, maybe
we should, but that's like if we

452
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:05,319
took prisoners, uh on death row
or something, and we're like, hey,

453
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:09,720
we need to figure out how long
it would take someone to go insane

454
00:32:09,799 --> 00:32:14,640
in space, all right, so
we're gonna do that, you know how.

455
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,200
They're always like like, oh,
a datish space company needs volunteers to

456
00:32:17,279 --> 00:32:21,440
like live in isolation for like five
years to see what living on Mars would

457
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,279
be like or whatever. Remember that
Mars one mission that was a total scam,

458
00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:29,839
but they had one hundred people signed
up for it, including like people

459
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,240
were gonna leave their families for it. Yeah. Yeah, it was like

460
00:32:31,319 --> 00:32:35,680
a one way trip to Mars that
and because there's no such thing as a

461
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,240
two way trip. Yeah, and
that was gonna be uh yeah, that

462
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,599
was a scam because I remember it's
just like I was like, whatever happened

463
00:32:40,599 --> 00:32:43,640
with that. But that was a
scam, total scam. But it also

464
00:32:43,799 --> 00:32:46,519
ruined so many people's lives because they
were like, yeah, I'm down to

465
00:32:46,599 --> 00:32:50,319
leave my family because they applied for
it. In the minute you applied for

466
00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:52,240
It's like, oh, this relationship's
over. I'm no longer a mother,

467
00:32:52,279 --> 00:32:58,599
I'm no longer a father. Yeah, those people didn't deserve their families.

468
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:02,359
Probably probably not. Like if you're
like what, You're just like, I,

469
00:33:02,519 --> 00:33:06,160
I look, I love you guys, but I could die on Mars.

470
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,079
What an awesome out though. If
you were at the end of a

471
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:15,000
relationship and you just want an easy
cut, you're like, I don't really

472
00:33:15,039 --> 00:33:16,160
want to break her heart too bad, or I don't want to break his

473
00:33:16,279 --> 00:33:19,920
heart too bad. I'm just go
to Mars baby, Like I just want

474
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,160
to be you know, I want
to be something. I want to be

475
00:33:22,319 --> 00:33:29,400
a trailblazer, a pioneer, I
want to go to space what. And

476
00:33:29,519 --> 00:33:30,440
you like knew it was a scam
already, so you're like, oh,

477
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,480
this is gonna fall through, and
yeah, I just got a clean break.

478
00:33:32,559 --> 00:33:35,519
But she'll just be mad at me, and yeah, so leave me.

479
00:33:35,559 --> 00:33:37,880
And she can't even be mad at
me. He can't even be mad

480
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,039
at me would be a pioneer.
I would have got to humid Race.

481
00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:42,920
Sorry, I'm trying to make history. Would you be mad at me?

482
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,319
You will have to break up.
You can cure Castler. No, so

483
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:49,440
you're mad at me. Dah,
I'm trying to after humid Race, maybe

484
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,240
think about maybe think about how what
you're doing. Maybe you're the selfish one.

485
00:33:52,319 --> 00:34:00,640
Yeah, check me, dump bitch. During these three years, they

486
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:06,680
went through intense training and torture.
Well, you got to up your torture

487
00:34:06,759 --> 00:34:10,159
tolerance because if you get captured North
Korea, you're gonna need a good torture

488
00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:15,159
tolerance. Now, they kept referring
to this squad, this team as black

489
00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:24,119
ops. But from our understandings,
yeah, yellow ops. Sorry, I

490
00:34:24,119 --> 00:34:29,679
shouldn't had a rim shot in there. You get under this roof, and

491
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:34,599
that's the joke you make up that
cross the lines building does something to people

492
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:38,559
not in this building. Definitely not. I think it's okay to I think

493
00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:43,960
it was okay, but I you
do just defend Oriental for like two minutes.

494
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,480
Bring back Oriental, Okay, it
comes back. One of the guys,

495
00:34:49,079 --> 00:34:51,880
one of the guys doesn't make me
feel anything. One of the guys

496
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,360
we work for though Dan Halloway.
He also he always like rolls his eyes

497
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:58,880
when somebody mentions black ops. It
just feels like it's not a real term.

498
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,079
I don't think it is. Why
does he roll his eyes at it?

499
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:02,960
Is it just like a I think
it's the military and he's like,

500
00:35:04,679 --> 00:35:07,559
it's bullshit, It's okay. I
guess the idea is like they just have

501
00:35:07,679 --> 00:35:15,880
no connection to the military. You
know, it's CIA. It's some type

502
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,760
of intelligence operation that's supposed to be
off the record. So that's why it's

503
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,159
called black ops. Yeah, I
don't know. So if somebody ever tells

504
00:35:22,159 --> 00:35:25,559
you they were black ops, are
usually fucking full bullshit. Yeah, Like,

505
00:35:25,599 --> 00:35:28,719
how can you prove it right because
it was never on the record.

506
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,800
Say, I'm gonna start telling people
that at bars, right, like I

507
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:36,159
was in black ops. Yeah.
At a fraternity brother that was a videographer

508
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:39,440
for UCF and he got a peach
bull ring or not peach bowl ring,

509
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:43,719
Fiesta bull ring, and he just
kept telling all the girls when he went

510
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:47,000
out that he was the kicker.
Smart. I guess did it work?

511
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:51,800
Yeah? Sometimes got a blade?
Good for him? How do you get

512
00:35:52,039 --> 00:35:53,360
do you get a ring? How
do you get a ring assault because he

513
00:35:53,480 --> 00:36:00,280
was a videographer. Oh, videographer
gets the practices. Yea, dude,

514
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,519
the amount of people who get rings. Wow for that if you are,

515
00:36:02,679 --> 00:36:07,840
like if you do anything with the
organization or the team or whatever. So

516
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:12,880
like I'll like, I don't trusted
Jake, remember it for Cotton Jake.

517
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:17,960
But yeah, Truss Jake. But
uh for like like baseball for example,

518
00:36:19,079 --> 00:36:22,119
like all when the Braves won the
World Series in twenty one, like fucking

519
00:36:22,159 --> 00:36:27,199
everybody, but the beer vendor's got
a ring, Like everybody gets a ring.

520
00:36:27,639 --> 00:36:31,119
Damn. That really kind of cheapens
it. Yeah, it makes them

521
00:36:31,199 --> 00:36:35,039
less cool? I think, Uh, are you saying the beer vendor is

522
00:36:35,119 --> 00:36:38,280
not a valuable part of the squad. Here's probably the most in my opinion

523
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:42,880
as a as a football goer,
that would feels the beer vendor would be

524
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,639
more important than anyone else. Like
a beer vendor like he pours it and

525
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:50,239
like turns to the side, puts
like a little bit of amphetamines in it

526
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,159
too, So they're getting drunk and
jacked up and angry. Dude, beer

527
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,800
vendors work, man, Like you
see this guy, they're always like six

528
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,199
years old. They must have just
destroyed backs and they're just lugging of these

529
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:05,719
They all have a distinct bird yet
they all yeah, no calls the same.

530
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,639
It's like it's like listening to birds
and then you hear I recognize that

531
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:15,519
that guy's coming back down. I
remember, and when I was before I

532
00:37:15,599 --> 00:37:20,000
was twenty one in Saint Louis,
it was like I had a fake id,

533
00:37:20,199 --> 00:37:22,679
but it wasn't like that great and
it was always like the the beer

534
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:27,320
vendors in the rows were the ones
that were easier to get beer from than

535
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,519
going to a one of the stands
like one of the well in the in

536
00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:35,639
the stadium. So I will always
have a great affection for beer vendors getting

537
00:37:35,679 --> 00:37:40,960
me very drunk between the ages of
seventeen and twenty. They're the unspoken heroes.

538
00:37:42,079 --> 00:37:45,119
They really are. They deserve a
ring. So they went through these

539
00:37:45,199 --> 00:37:52,320
training torture specialized in parachuting, climbing
and repelling mountains and see survival along with

540
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:58,079
your basic firearms and explosive tactics.
During their time on the island, seven

541
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,960
of the thirty one died. Well, that'll happen when you're in an intense

542
00:38:01,039 --> 00:38:07,000
military training jail. Damn seven to
three that must have been just the most

543
00:38:07,079 --> 00:38:12,480
insane. Yeah, what the hell
are they doing to them? But one

544
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,840
was executed for desertion, okay,
okay, when they're on an island,

545
00:38:15,599 --> 00:38:19,880
deserting building his own raft? I
guess it. Yeah, like where they

546
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:23,760
find it? Like, why are
you tying those doors together? What else?

547
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:29,239
It's called a super door, dude? Ever heard of it? One

548
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,400
was executed for threatening an officer.
Oh, these guys weren't fucking around.

549
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,360
This doesn't sound like the soft almost. I know it's not South Korea,

550
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:43,119
but almost like Hello Kitty esque version
of South Korea we know today. No,

551
00:38:43,599 --> 00:38:46,960
this is pre's hard. This is
these men grew up during World War

552
00:38:47,039 --> 00:38:53,480
Two. Ship's real Actually officers probably
fought in the Green War. Yeah yeah,

553
00:38:53,559 --> 00:38:59,960
yeah, and in World War two. Honestly, three were executed for

554
00:39:00,199 --> 00:39:04,079
taking a boy's trip to another island
and assault in a woman. Oh man,

555
00:39:04,519 --> 00:39:07,320
I guess fair enough. I don't
understand again, how are they leaving

556
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:14,920
this island? And one died in
training? So training itself? Only one?

557
00:39:15,159 --> 00:39:19,280
Only one? Well, the other
kind of deserted because it was so

558
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,519
brutal, So I guess that kind
of killed him too, Hi, I

559
00:39:22,559 --> 00:39:25,000
believe him, don't blame the training, and the other one threatening an officer

560
00:39:25,079 --> 00:39:29,039
from the training. I feel like
if it was easy, were just not

561
00:39:29,599 --> 00:39:34,880
as bad. He probably doesn't make
that mistake. I don't know. I

562
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,320
mean, it probably wasn't that much
of a threat either. It was just

563
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,719
that the officers like, I'm gonna
make an example out of this guy.

564
00:39:39,639 --> 00:39:45,639
And it was probably for nothing too. Yeah, I feel like until very

565
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:52,440
very very recently, and this only
includes some parts of the world, it

566
00:39:52,639 --> 00:40:00,400
was super easy to just get executed, like very fucking easy. Life was

567
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,800
not valued the same. No,
no, no at all, which is

568
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,559
ironic. Well, and honestly it's
not. It makes sense actually because I've

569
00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:12,800
had people who were in the military
who come in here a lot, including

570
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,320
Dan Holloway he mentioned earlier, where
if they go to like third world countries

571
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:21,000
or countries that aren't, as you
know, well developed. Yeah, death

572
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:24,159
is just so much more common,
more common and a part of every day

573
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:29,800
that people are like he died.
Yeah, And so if you get it's

574
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:36,000
it's it's easy. It makes it
easier to take a life essentially. Yeah,

575
00:40:36,119 --> 00:40:42,000
everybody here is are we so narcissistic
as a country that we value life?

576
00:40:42,519 --> 00:40:49,159
I know, right, just ask
some questions. Make America execute people

577
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:53,519
who steal vehicles? Again? Bring
back executions? I mean they used to

578
00:40:53,599 --> 00:40:59,239
hang people for stealing horses. That
is not a crime that deserves an execution.

579
00:41:00,199 --> 00:41:05,960
You could steal a single horse and
you would get fucking hanged. Yeah,

580
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:13,119
yeah, that was really Why was
shape punishment that Abraham Lincoln's assassin's got.

581
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:17,400
Yeah, why was the Why was
stealing a horse such a severe penalty?

582
00:41:17,519 --> 00:41:20,440
Was it like, were you just
fucked if your horse was taken?

583
00:41:20,519 --> 00:41:23,639
I guess, I don't know.
I don't know. Also, how did

584
00:41:23,679 --> 00:41:29,280
that not translate to cars? I
know? Bring it back like in the

585
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:34,159
early nineteen hundreds you would think,
like someone steals a model t neck?

586
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:38,519
Snap done. Honestly, I'm typing
in when did they stop hanging horse horse

587
00:41:38,559 --> 00:41:42,719
thieves? I honestly think that's an
English thing, though it all came from

588
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:46,519
the English. Probably they passed that
long in like the seventeen fifties, where

589
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:52,119
not only did they make the death
penalty for a lot of crimes that you

590
00:41:52,159 --> 00:41:58,960
wouldn't think, but they would also
not respect your your burial rights, and

591
00:41:59,039 --> 00:42:05,559
they would also like condemn you for
the afterworld Jesus. So it was apparently

592
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:10,360
repealed in eighteen sixty, although they
were showing like I mean, look,

593
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:14,800
it's not history history, but like
there's a scene in Deadwood, which is

594
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:19,159
the eighteen seventies. Wait, oh, like that show opens with him hanging.

595
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,639
I believe a horse thief. And
I know there's shit that happened in

596
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,840
the Old West after that, because
because the Old West had their own laws,

597
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:30,519
you can do whatever you want.
Yeah, that's fair. John Hughes

598
00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:35,199
was allegedly the last man hanged for
stealing a horse. Damn shell store guy.

599
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,480
John. Yeah, he was twenty
six. Did he have a record

600
00:42:38,519 --> 00:42:44,320
it was at his first crime?
Uh, poor guy? Yeah, who

601
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,639
knows this, he's I think he
was just the last person got caught up

602
00:42:46,639 --> 00:42:51,000
with the wrong group. He was
the last person hanging in New Hampshire for

603
00:42:51,039 --> 00:42:55,119
stealing a horse. That's what I'm
seeing now Hampshire. Sometimes Google doesn't do

604
00:42:55,840 --> 00:43:00,159
a good job, like earlier when
I was trying to Teddy Roosevelt what he

605
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:05,880
did. Yeah, I think police
commissioner, that could be our subheader for

606
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,119
this for this podcast in jail like
that not yours. I mean, like

607
00:43:08,199 --> 00:43:13,239
the podcast as a whole is softcore
history. Sometimes Google doesn't do a good

608
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:17,840
job. Google seems like it's getting
worse. Yeah, it is. Everything

609
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:22,360
getting worse. It's like ten sponsored
posts before you get your results. Call

610
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,320
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668
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For their reward of going through all
this, all this brutality, the mission

669
00:47:32,079 --> 00:47:38,519
was actually called off. What By
nineteen seventy one, relations with North Korea

670
00:47:38,679 --> 00:47:43,960
had improved. This is what happens
when you slow roll it three years.

671
00:47:44,559 --> 00:47:50,199
Three years you went through nothing but
pain and agony, and at the end

672
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,079
you're just like, I just want
to give the Yeah, they're like,

673
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:55,239
nah, we're good. America should
have been like, well we borrow,

674
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:01,119
we're nomb right now, we just
bring over here, right, we got

675
00:48:01,199 --> 00:48:05,800
some we'll drop in Cambodia, give
them some mission. Yeah, let these

676
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,039
guys go. I mean, they'll
just fucking you just like you just like

677
00:48:08,159 --> 00:48:12,239
show up to where you dropped them
off a couple of days later and there's

678
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:16,360
just like a fucking like throne of
children's bones that they're all sitting on.

679
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:20,719
They're just they're keep them more cooler. Who knows, you'll, like,

680
00:48:21,039 --> 00:48:23,039
wait a couple of years, you'll
probably have an issue with North Korea again.

681
00:48:24,039 --> 00:48:29,559
You know, shit, keep them
on retainer. Yeah, So,

682
00:48:30,039 --> 00:48:35,159
after finding out the last few years
were a total waste of time, they

683
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,400
cracked open. A couple of gold
ones got trashed as it was the first

684
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:43,960
time they were permitted to drink since
being on the island, and its probably

685
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:45,920
only things did not go well.
I was about to say my prediction is

686
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:49,639
then they popped out and they were
like, just kidding. The mission is

687
00:48:49,679 --> 00:48:53,719
not called off. That was a
test executed, executed, executed new no

688
00:48:53,960 --> 00:49:00,239
new new. Uh No, you
get some booze in. You on a

689
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,079
little loose, starting to feel yourself. You've been trying to kill people for

690
00:49:02,159 --> 00:49:07,440
three years. Maybe get a little
violent. I'm not one that turns violent

691
00:49:07,519 --> 00:49:10,400
when I get drunk anymore. But
you also didn't spend three You also didn't

692
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:15,800
spend three years on a torture island. That might make you a violent those

693
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:20,920
me and my twenties, when did
you get violent? You were never violent?

694
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,559
I wasted so many times. Yeah, I've gotten waste in your twenties

695
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:29,039
early twenties, like college, like
wrestling and stuff. Not now like I'm

696
00:49:29,079 --> 00:49:30,639
not punching people, but would you
like to? You do like to wrestle?

697
00:49:31,119 --> 00:49:36,079
Wrestle? We're on mushrooms. We
wrestled once and we rolled around dog

698
00:49:36,159 --> 00:49:37,880
shit. Yeah, yeah, we
got it. We were actually Sant Patrick's

699
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:42,840
Day like two years ago. That's
pretty It was a berulin happy anniversary.

700
00:49:43,039 --> 00:49:45,880
It was St. Patrick's. That
was fun. Yeah, and yeah,

701
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,599
as we're doing it like Anya is
like, you guys know that that is

702
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,760
just so much shit right in that
part of the yard you're wrestling. Yep,

703
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,079
look down at my jeans. I'm
like, yep, I got no

704
00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:57,800
I got no ship on the eye. I had so much dog shit on

705
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,760
me. There small dogs, luckily, very small dogs. Luckily that could

706
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:05,280
it could have been worse, could
have been a great dane. Also,

707
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:10,280
you're just you know, aggressive on
mushrooms. It's more just you're going with

708
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,960
the flow. I know. I
did not want to do posh dominate me.

709
00:50:15,199 --> 00:50:16,639
Look at that. You you open
up your mind a little bit and

710
00:50:16,679 --> 00:50:22,000
you immediately become a bottom. He
did wrestle in high school. I wasn't

711
00:50:22,079 --> 00:50:24,480
very good though. I didn't have
the I didn't have the anger in me

712
00:50:25,039 --> 00:50:28,480
I did. I did football and
wrestling, and I was good at neither.

713
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,639
Did you get roped into wrestling because
you played football? Well, my

714
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:36,159
yeah. One of my coaches like
I remember that was a pitch and it

715
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:37,960
was there like you want to get
you played football in the fall, you

716
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:43,119
want to get better at it?
Yeah, Well I just had a coach

717
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:45,239
was like, you have like the
broad shoulders of a wrestler. You'd be

718
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,760
good at wrestling, and so I
tried to and I was okay at wrestling,

719
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:51,880
but like I didn't have the like
the kids that were the best were

720
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:52,639
the kids that were like before they
went on the mat, they were like

721
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:57,039
hit me, dude, fuck hit
me, like they're angry that those guys

722
00:50:57,079 --> 00:50:59,360
were good. But then the best
guy, like the one on a team

723
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,199
best guy was like zen as fuck. You had the really aggressive guys were

724
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:07,360
pretty good, then the best usually
was like Zen, like Buddhist almost usually

725
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:12,960
had all the guys that came from
broken homes listening to heavy metal. Yeah,

726
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:16,039
but yeah, the Zen guy,
the guy that's always high, listens

727
00:51:16,079 --> 00:51:20,960
to some reggaeton before he comes to
the mats. He never lost. Was

728
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,000
he zen like he was always high? Or was he zen like the Hulk

729
00:51:24,159 --> 00:51:29,360
where like Mark Ruffalo, like that's
the secret cap he was always he was?

730
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,280
He was when I say Zen,
like he wasn't like you know,

731
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:36,079
like you know, crossing his legs
and like meditating, but he was just

732
00:51:36,159 --> 00:51:38,239
like a really like uh, he
was this like he was a one hundred

733
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:42,280
and thirty pound wrestler and always a
small guy. He was this black kid

734
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:49,920
named Butters and he wore like suits
to school every day. Okay, but

735
00:51:50,079 --> 00:51:52,000
like he was just like I didn't
but he was just like crazy out the

736
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,280
window. Yeah, no, I
was thinking more this kid shown at my

737
00:51:55,400 --> 00:52:00,239
high school. We were a power
you know, we winnstay championship all the

738
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:02,679
time. And he never lost in
high school. But he was about one

739
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:08,599
hundred and thirty pounds, just pothead, just long hair, just wore beanie

740
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,639
and he was a sick you were. You're describing a dude who's very similar

741
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:17,159
to a guy tied I who is
the tiniest, tiniest little black guy he

742
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:22,079
ever seen. He was in my
freshman my first class of ever in high

743
00:52:22,079 --> 00:52:28,119
school. And he was tiny,
like like so small, and I assume

744
00:52:28,119 --> 00:52:30,280
at the time, like a little
Doughe not fat, but like soft bodied

745
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:34,239
because he's fourteen, he's supple,
you know what I mean. By the

746
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:38,360
end of high school, he was
a shredded miniature like he was like mighty

747
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:43,679
mouse. He was a fucking and
he's literally he's Olympian Spencer Mango is his

748
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,280
name, Like he was on the
US Olympics. He wrestled in the fucking

749
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:49,239
Olympics. He's one of the best
wrestlers in his weight class. Ever,

750
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:52,760
I think, But did he win
a gold medal with a broken freaking neck?

751
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,440
He didn't. Kurd Angle did that? I know, cardan Angle's the

752
00:52:54,559 --> 00:52:58,760
best cardigles a goat. Mike Tyson
won a match with a broken back.

753
00:53:00,519 --> 00:53:02,440
He said that after and remember that, He's like, I broke my back.

754
00:53:04,159 --> 00:53:08,079
I broke my back, Jesus.
But yeah, I'll eat your baby.

755
00:53:08,199 --> 00:53:10,800
I'll eat your children's children. I
think about them. I want to

756
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:16,639
eat his children. Good Lord.
That comment didn't really like. I obviously

757
00:53:16,639 --> 00:53:20,239
it was fucked up, but I
didn't when I didn't hit me as a

758
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,280
like sixteen year old or fifteen year
old hour old I was when he said

759
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,159
it, like, I was like, oh, that's a weird thing to

760
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:28,039
say. But now if someone said
that, like like if I was like

761
00:53:28,119 --> 00:53:30,360
competing with someone for a job and
they're like, I just want to eat

762
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:35,119
your fucking children, I would be
like severely disturbed. And Mike Tyson,

763
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:38,639
I'm surprised. We uncanceled Mike Tyson
like he went he went to jail for

764
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:42,960
a year for raping a woman.
Yeah, in the early nineties, did

765
00:53:43,119 --> 00:53:47,119
rapist. He's convicted, Like,
and everybody's just so so how is he

766
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:53,039
How is the convicted rapist likable?
To be fair, I used tax lawyer

767
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:59,360
to defend him. It doesn't matter. Probably not the I move. I'm

768
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:00,679
just saying, probably not the right
movie hindsight. When you have that much

769
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:07,079
money, get like a good lawyer. Yeah, that is used to what

770
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:09,280
these cases? Why would the tax
lawyer even take the job, because that

771
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:14,639
can reflect poorly on you as an
attorney, not just like in like a

772
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:19,840
sort of unofficial professional way, like
in a sort of like court of public

773
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:22,639
opisson. I don't think Mike Tyson
surrounded himself with the best people. Probably,

774
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:28,920
Oh, he notoriously did not believe
most people took advantage of him.

775
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:35,400
And then he took advantage of a
woman. But now he's free. Now

776
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:38,480
he's the vicious cycle. He's fighting
Jake Paul. Yeah, what the hell

777
00:54:38,599 --> 00:54:44,400
is that going to be? Like
I can only hope, I hope,

778
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,880
I can only hope one result happens. I hope he sees red and like

779
00:54:47,079 --> 00:54:50,880
just like he's like supposed to throw
the fight obviously because it's Jake Paul.

780
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,800
But he just like something snaps in
him and like awakens the beast and he

781
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:58,960
just like kills he gets that one
shot and he just like bites his face

782
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,880
off. Is that the old meant
like results if he murders him? Yes,

783
00:55:02,119 --> 00:55:06,239
in the ring, that's gotta be
like Apollo Creed situation. I don't

784
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:08,320
even hate Jake Paul, but that
would just objectively be hilarious. Yeah,

785
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:13,519
Jake Paul is such a douche whatever. I don't care. I don't.

786
00:55:13,639 --> 00:55:15,559
I don't care enough to like have
an opinion. I do wonder I see

787
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:20,440
him and his brother and whomever.
Well, now they're in bigger stuff,

788
00:55:20,519 --> 00:55:22,599
but like back in the day,
I think Logan's a good wrestler. Actually,

789
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:30,000
who is your fan base? Children? Like fourteen year oldren? Yeah,

790
00:55:30,519 --> 00:55:34,360
most streamers are just their kids about
five years your Your boys are gonna

791
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,920
That's why we don't want some Jake, you're gonna ask for some prime.

792
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:39,440
That's why we don't do numbers,
because we don't really have an audience.

793
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:42,679
You know, if we just pivoted
though to like eight year olds, we

794
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,679
cross fuck. I know, I
do. You just have to dumb everything

795
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:49,639
down, just wholesome douchebaggery. We're
already idiots, but we did have to

796
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,639
really dumb it down. You know, the video game I play most frequently,

797
00:55:52,079 --> 00:55:55,400
like by far, not even close
to a second. Is a Roadblocks

798
00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:59,440
with your kids? No? No, no, no, there is a

799
00:55:59,559 --> 00:56:04,559
World War One shooter mod because Roadblocks
is all just like a Roadblocks is a

800
00:56:04,599 --> 00:56:07,119
video game wherein you create a bunch
of battle games. Right, So there's

801
00:56:07,119 --> 00:56:09,840
this one. It's like a World
War One game. I just play it

802
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:14,719
on my phone all the time.
I just feel like playing because I don't

803
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,280
everyone actually commit to a real video
game. So I'll just like get that

804
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:21,719
out of my system for like I'll
play it in spurts. So like I've

805
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,039
been playing it recently though, and
it just was great. Yeah, because

806
00:56:24,159 --> 00:56:28,719
like Battlefield One, like it didn't
feel like a World War One game at

807
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:30,920
all, Like there was no trench, Like there's barely any like running across

808
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:35,440
no man's land. Like is this
like, are you just like like sitting

809
00:56:35,519 --> 00:56:37,840
in a trench from No, No, because that would be an actual War

810
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:42,400
one. World War One game just
suck. They did, They did make

811
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:46,199
a game like that very recently because
there's a lot of people that love just

812
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:51,280
like warsim games and they want they
want to be sitting in a trench,

813
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,280
yeah, doing nothing, and like
you know, like you dig and there's

814
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:58,440
a bunch of digging mini games and
you know, put on your gas mask

815
00:56:58,519 --> 00:57:02,519
and time you can't dig trenches in
the rowblocks game. Oh yeah, dude,

816
00:57:02,559 --> 00:57:05,679
I gotta try this out. It's
pretty fun. Yeah, I enjoy

817
00:57:05,679 --> 00:57:08,400
it all right. So August twenty
third, nineteen seventy one, at six

818
00:57:08,519 --> 00:57:15,719
am, the gang went into full
mutiny mode. They broke into the captain's

819
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:19,800
room, killed him with a hammer, oh sheez, stole a bunch of

820
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:24,280
ammunition in grenades, and sprung an
attack on their superiors. Gotta kill somebody.

821
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:30,360
They quickly eliminated eighteen of their twenty
four trainers. Wow, made their

822
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:36,639
way to the mainland and hijacked a
bus headed to Soul. They eventually hit

823
00:57:36,679 --> 00:57:42,000
a military checkpoint and engaged in a
firefight where thirty four people died and thirty

824
00:57:42,159 --> 00:57:45,800
were wounded. Outside of them.
So not them, other people, other

825
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:52,199
people. They met their demise here
as well. Twenty members of Unit six

826
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:57,360
eighty four either got gunned down or
eventually blew themselves up inside the bus.

827
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:02,480
I assume with innocent people. Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah,

828
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:07,880
they blew themselves up inside the grenades. Yeah, they were just like we're

829
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,880
gonna fuck it. I think they
kind of got to that point where they're

830
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:16,400
like, all right, we're surrounded, fuck it, damn time to go.

831
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:25,159
Four members of Unit six eighty four
survived and were arrested. They were

832
00:58:25,559 --> 00:58:30,679
tried in secret and sentenced to death
on March tenth, nineteen seventy two,

833
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:37,239
and all intel in this group was
concealed until the nineteen nineties. So what

834
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,920
they say the shooting was in the
meantime terrorist group? Okay, North Korean

835
00:58:40,039 --> 00:58:45,239
terrorist group. Of course, none
of the bodies of the members of Unit

836
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:49,840
sixt eighty four were handed over to
their families, and most of the documents

837
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:53,679
related to this group have been concealed
or destroyed. Can you imagine if you're

838
00:58:53,719 --> 00:58:57,800
just some kid looking for a job, by the way, like some of

839
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:00,920
these were just like young kids and
into a job like couldn't get Like they

840
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:04,039
hadn't opened to burger king in South
Korea yet, So you just joined a

841
00:59:04,119 --> 00:59:08,800
secret assassin group? They fucking they
just respond I saw this fire outside for

842
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:16,320
secret assassin group. I'd like to
sign up. The official report was eventually

843
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:21,360
released in two thousand and six,
and this is only after the movie about

844
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,440
the incident came out in two thousand
and three called Silamido, and the families

845
00:59:24,519 --> 00:59:31,480
of the members sued the South Korean
government and won. I mean why not.

846
00:59:32,719 --> 00:59:39,119
They eventually received a lump sum of
two hundred and seventy three million dollars

847
00:59:39,199 --> 00:59:45,000
between twenty one families. Wow,
in Korean Korean money. So they went

848
00:59:45,039 --> 00:59:52,559
about two hundred and fifty k US
dollar oh each, No total? What

849
00:59:52,239 --> 00:59:57,679
that's not much? No, that's
not too forty years later dude, yeah,

850
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:02,000
good lord, but check it out. You're if you're like the grandson

851
01:00:02,079 --> 01:00:06,119
of one of these guys and you
just get a couple of k for no

852
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,800
reason, like all right, that's
chill. You might have had a lot

853
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:13,559
more money if they had turned their
like God, had the chance to turn

854
01:00:13,559 --> 01:00:20,679
their life around and like build a
income and leave you bequeath you something then

855
01:00:21,079 --> 01:00:24,079
whatever. I don't know how like
the fucking eight dollars the government gives you.

856
01:00:24,239 --> 01:00:30,760
Sorry, we made your grandpa crazy
ass ass. Has the CIA paid

857
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:35,920
for MK Ultra? They they did
pay. They gave people free drugs.

858
01:00:37,719 --> 01:00:39,360
That shit paid for itself. Yeah, but what I'm saying, has anyone

859
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:45,840
sued them to like try to get
money back for MK Ultra even official.

860
01:00:45,159 --> 01:00:50,360
Yeah, I believe it is okay, I believe it has been released officials.

861
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:58,119
Family sued the Kazinski. He just
did hang himself. I believe he's

862
01:00:58,159 --> 01:01:01,280
over it. Should have bombed himself. He was explosive. I think he

863
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:05,119
was terminally ill, and he was
just like, it's like I'm not doing

864
01:01:05,199 --> 01:01:08,360
this. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, that is the episode for today.

865
01:01:08,559 --> 01:01:15,280
Would you guys learn hmm? I
actually didn't know that South Korea is kind

866
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,039
of a dictatorship for a while there, a couple of years. Yeah.

867
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:22,280
If you see a flyer that says
sign up for a secret assassin group,

868
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:29,760
don't do it. Don't just wait, just wait for So how often does

869
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:35,320
a coupdetal lead to democracy? Not
often, right, I don't Yeah,

870
01:01:35,519 --> 01:01:38,360
I don't know. That's rare.
Usually it's just a lateral move. Mm

871
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:42,920
hmm, like right, like usually
a coup is like shit government to different

872
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:50,440
shit government. Yeah, who's Hitler? I mean the South Korean government?

873
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:53,000
It sounds like who is that president
Park Park Chunk? Hey, yeah,

874
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:59,119
I'm gonna go ahead. But he
did advance South Korea forward. I mean

875
01:01:59,159 --> 01:02:02,079
he's these guys as Hitler. Yeah, and their little micro story, or

876
01:02:02,119 --> 01:02:05,840
at least their trainers, the people
that took them onto the Actually, yeah,

877
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,760
it probably wasn't. I don't know
how much Park was involved, right,

878
01:02:08,239 --> 01:02:10,280
did he dream this up? Oh
yeah, it was a direct order

879
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:15,039
from him. Okay, then him
it was just a revenge plot, like

880
01:02:15,239 --> 01:02:16,480
they tried to kill me. He
just say I want him dead, and

881
01:02:16,559 --> 01:02:20,440
you guys figure it out. He's
like, we need a task force to

882
01:02:20,639 --> 01:02:23,880
just kill ill Son. Okay,
yeah, I'll go him. I'll go

883
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:30,480
him. That works for me.
What about you, I'll say the Kim

884
01:02:30,559 --> 01:02:36,639
Jong UN's grandpa is the douchebag,
because yeah, I mean he was very

885
01:02:36,719 --> 01:02:40,480
Hitler esque he started it. Yeah, in a lot of ways, and

886
01:02:40,599 --> 01:02:44,760
I wish if I wish we got
him, then we wouldn't have We wouldn't

887
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:47,519
have had King Jong Un. I
don't think it would have gotten better.

888
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:53,079
Probably not. Yeah, If anything, there's a little bit of a consistency

889
01:02:53,159 --> 01:02:57,679
with North Korea at this point.
Also, we can rely on people forget

890
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:00,840
I mean they're trying. Once they
get those news off the ground, they

891
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:07,400
could they could be a real problem. China just needs North Korea to not

892
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:15,599
be essentially an American ally. They
just want that buffer between South Korea and

893
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:22,599
China. So they're never gonna let
North Korea nuke anything because then we're gonna

894
01:03:22,639 --> 01:03:27,559
people will move in and people will
change things in North Korea, and then

895
01:03:27,559 --> 01:03:30,760
they don't have that buffer, and
buffer's everything they need the buffer, So

896
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:35,079
it's they want things to stay as
they are with North Korea. Who's America's

897
01:03:35,119 --> 01:03:43,920
North Korea? Mexico? Fuck yeah
at this point, Actually, I don't

898
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:47,280
know what good Mexico does us lo. I mean, like it seems like

899
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:51,559
they cause more harm than good.
Like North Korea is absolutely a headache for

900
01:03:51,679 --> 01:03:55,199
China, but they do more good
than harm for China because all they really

901
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:58,920
care about, I think is that
buffer. They don't care that they're also

902
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:03,440
communists or whatever, like they just
are just like you were in between US

903
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:09,519
and a lot of American troops and
a lot of Democratic troops is South Korea.

904
01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:14,840
Whatever, I don't we don't have
any threats anywhere on our side of

905
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:18,280
the world. So Mexico seems like
more like with just the border and the

906
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:20,400
fentanyl drug or whatever. Yeah.
I was about to say, like,

907
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:24,960
who's an ally that's just a total
liability, but I guess it's Mexico because

908
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:30,400
the cartels. Yeah, it seems
Mecca is a lot more harm than good.

909
01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:32,880
But what are you gonna do?
Like Tonical fuck themselves? No,

910
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:39,320
yeah, we have great relations with
them. It's a great vacation spot to

911
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:42,360
great beaches. People are getting fucking
blasted on the beaches. I'm not going

912
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:45,360
to Mexico. Oh dude, I
just went to Tulom last fall. Was

913
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:49,440
it. I didn't get blasted on
the beach. I did do some blasting

914
01:04:49,519 --> 01:04:54,360
on the beach, you know.
Ew some fingers. Starting and ending this

915
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:58,679
podcast with talking about Boosh. Yeah, it was a bananaculate. It was

916
01:04:58,679 --> 01:05:01,039
a banana on the beach. Bro
full circle. Thanks for tuning in,

917
01:05:01,159 --> 01:05:05,760
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918
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:13,239
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919
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:17,039
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920
01:05:17,119 --> 01:05:20,920
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921
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:25,960
get trashed once we hit a thousand
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922
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:29,320
go in and write a review,
that would be much appreciated. I would

923
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:32,199
like to drink again. And yeah, Boosh, you got anything you want?

924
01:05:32,199 --> 01:05:36,800
To plug. Uh check me out
on social media at What's up,

925
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:43,039
Boosh. I got a meme page
that's fairly neglected, but I promise I'm

926
01:05:43,039 --> 01:05:45,800
gonna start back up with that.
I just I was very busy with my

927
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:49,639
freelancing writing career. But I'm gonna
be back up with the memes. And

928
01:05:51,679 --> 01:05:56,960
that's about it. That's all I
got to plug man all right, Boosh,

929
01:05:57,039 --> 01:06:01,239
Well thanks for joining us Rob as
always, Jake might be back next

930
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:03,559
week, who knows, I think, yeah, he won't be back on

931
01:06:03,599 --> 01:06:09,519
the Patreon that'll be Boosh as well. But yeah, I don't know what

932
01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:13,239
the fuck Jake's schedule is. I
don't care either. No, he's doing

933
01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:17,840
bassots in Florida right now, so
we'll see if he comes back. Until

934
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:20,800
then, though, you just got
saucer