What has poop on? You can't call were ready? Goes? It's time
to get wesh it's about to get weird. Be preparing for it to get
weird. Thinks you're gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get
real weird with it. Let's get weird. Let's get it? Where?
Where? Get? Where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and
Eric? I'm ready, No, hopefully already because he listened to one hundred
and seventy fifth episode of Let's Get Weird and we can't get weird anymore.
We can get weird. But there's lines, lines have been drawn. There's
a podcast, there's there's a color there's a coloring book template. We just
colored how we want, but we still want to color in the lines of
the thing. You know what I'm saying my protests, how are you going
to protest? The podcast we do is not talk at all? That's great,
it's just a hoodie podcast again. But my name's on it. Still
give me credit credit on it. It's fine. My name is Hoodie names
Angrier. He's the man formerly known as Eric, but will not say his
name because he's angry. And we're doing a full hoods Up podcast today,
wearing our hoodies with the hoods Up and UNA appreciate good hoodie, you know
you do with the strings and all that that stuff. Have you lost your
hoodies before? Are the strings? That's what I meant? No, where
it came out? And crap? How do I get it back in?
How do you do that? I pulled too pulled too hard? Okay,
you listen to the conversation without the hoodie context, You're like, you pull
out it doesn't have the strings on. I got some old navy and I
kind of don't like it. Well, you need strings, baby, you
need the string it came with. You know you do this, you put
it on your on your tooth, your hood on your tooth. No,
I don't do that. You don't do that. Oh yeah you do this.
Yeah yeah, the inside the vampire teeth. But every week we give
you the weird stories from our lives, the globes, the streets, sheets,
yeah, the university. Last week we talked about your conquest or something.
Mm hmm. We talked about the one that got away fair. I
just can't talk about our coworkers. Now there's there's a lips, there's there's
stupid. They can't defend themselves on the podcast. Yeah, we won't talk
about that. It's waky. He's not wicked. It always leaks anyway,
moving on, Uh, you know, how was your weekend? You got
to hang out with the levely me across the American Legion Bridge and hang out
across the bridge, And how was that for you? Was going to fold
out? Scared? I don't go that far. I go that far.
It was Tyson's corner. Yeah, right, Uh, it was fun.
Actually, it was great to hang out with your friend, to see your
friends, because you've seen a lot of my friends I feel like, and
my people. Yeah, and I don't remember a lot of your friends because
usually when you see them, you're drunk. Yes at public yes so,
but it was good to hang out. And it's always fun to see you
and more in the wild, you know, because it's it's cute. Captains
of our domain, It's cute. It's very cute. We lead the charge,
do you? Yeah, but it was great. I appreciate you letting
me crash, me inviting myself, you know, which I know you were
nervous about pretzel after, which is great. Yeah, we should have got
that first we should have got that first. Great complimented the meal, but
it is what it is. It is what it is. But it was
great. The place was kind of cool. It wasn't as busy as I
thought it was. Later was it busier? Did you buy it? No?
No, it was probably the same. I think everyone hits that spot
early and then it's like their starting point because like the Irish place starting point,
then you go into DC or wherever else. Alexandria places I saw in
Alexandria and Arlington were bumping. I'm like, then, goodness, didn't do
that. Your boy went to Jimmy's later in Herndon, surprisingly pretty busy for
Hernda. Well, like you said, no one wants to go downtown,
so they all go there. They just stay there. And a dance floor.
Yeah, if it's got a dance floor, everybody's down with the dance
floor. Everyone's also into those the line, the pop line dancing there almost
was a line. Dance was kind of fun, but there wasn't, unfortunately,
because now you know TikTok, you can do a dance and be famous
and it's fun. Because it was free parking, ton't have to pay for
parking. I did you love the free parking. Who doesn't love free parking?
You love paying for parking. I always park I legally and either get
a ticket or down, so I'll deal with it after. I think I'm
at like eighty percent not getting a ticket, buddy, sure about that,
Yes, sure about that. I'm very sure about that because the last one
I got, I thought I got a ticket, but they put it in
too early, so the ticket got didn't didn't go through. Put it in
too early the sign said from ten to mid two am on a weekend,
but on a weekend on the summer, they put a ticket at nine fifty
nine, so it was too early, so avoided itself out. They would
have waited till ten, I would have got the ticket, but it could
have been they were just doing that so that my car wouldn't have gotten towed,
or they would have known. This guy's cool, so it's fine.
Oh, because they saw you get your car. That's a cool guy.
That's cool. I can't wait to ticket him later. Yeah, man,
cool, be I got my tickets, but I really am probably like seventy
to eighty percent on illegally parking and not getting a ticket. But he did
Frost and Contuta worked out for you. Yeah, because I always park on
that street and it's always it's there's no cops around there on a Saturday during
the day at least maybe at night it's different. But down that way he's
also pretty dead, so you know what I mean. We've a limited tickets
available. Follow boy who see a lot of people. That's my people Wednesday.
Oh that is a tragic in Baltimore. It was here maybe, but
in Baltimore, that's a long drive for a Wednesday night. Yeah, for
you to go from do you live again in Fairfax? You you just went
there. It's Fairfax. Yeah, that felt like I felt so far away.
It's old town Fairfax. But I did remember as I was driving to
the restaurant, it reminded me of all the times I had to drive to
the Patriots Center, which is now called Area from when I did my part
time, when I was working as a as a hottie here for hot nighte
nights. Disney on Ice also goes if it's not a Capitol arena. Yes,
and that was the way. And I've been at Disney on Ice a
bunch with Max because he liked it. We haven't been in a couple years,
so I think he's too old for it. Now. Have we talked
about how I was a stage hand for that arena on this podcast? No,
yeah, I used to be a stage hand. This is probably twenty
fourteen. Yeah, probably the year before I started here. And so I
was the like the backstage crew that would tear down all the like equipment and
stuff for a solid eight months. I think. Did you get paid?
Yeah? It wasn't the best type of pay. It was like, all
right, basically a roady. Yeah, I was a roady essentially, was
a stage handed roady. Whatever. I'd be like, all right, cool,
event ends at ten o'clock, we need you here at nine thirty,
be ready to go, and you just stand at the concert go late.
You're just standing there not doing anything. You're still getting paid. And then
like you're like, all right, we're finishing it up. And so you
pretty much would get paid for however quickly everything was to tear it down,
and I was always on the floor. I never got to go up above
into the sky to tear down the rasters, which was a cool job.
That is a scary job. Man. The Gomez Liel Richie with the top
two. I remember from those days we tore down so we saw him pass
by and it was great. That's cool. Yeah, that's interesting. You
know we try and surviving. Look at you. It wasn't great for my
sleep because you were to do all of class till ten o'clock and then all
right, let's go roady at ten thirty. It didn't would have taken like
two three hours. It would be like four hours or something like that.
You guys must have been moving slow. Well, it was like ten dudes
for a whole arena. So you just move the chairs, right. You
didn't take the actual equipment down. I don't know. No, yeah,
we didn't do chairs. It was like the people that worked work there did
chairs and we did the equipment stuff. Yeah, I got some skills.
I know what happens when we go backstage that are hot ninety nine to five
jingle Ball and they're like, don't stand there. I know why because there's
a lot of cables that he does. Essentially just how like if you trip
on an extension court at home, Sam thing works at a con there more
you just turn off their playback and then it's really bad, man. You
know, we figure it out. They're not really you know well the theory
though for another podcast, I'll have to do outside of the building podcast.
But out that's alry taken. But Eric, but outside there's your podcast?
What does that mean? You can't talk about it in the building, so
you just do it outside the building. But I want to talk about it
no matter what, talk about it. It's such dumb here we talk about.
How are you excited to see Ghostbusters tonight? I am actually excited to
see Ghostbusters tonight. I'm Empire frozen Empire. Are they coming to Shakeshack with
us? I don't know yet. They might, so we'll see. Okay,
we're not gonna get lunch there, right, you tell me, baby,
I'll pay for one, you pay for the other. There's a lobster
place I want to go, but it's all about I can't do lobster for
a line. So it's a lobster roll. Oh where is it? It's
in the Catlins in Gaithersburg. You tell me, you want me to go
north? All right, you have to go. Who do you know who
he's gotta go do today? He's got to go Pokemon card Hell yeah,
dude, he's got to complete the one fifty one set, which is kind
of cool and we're not gonna complete it, but we're gonna get a next
step on it. You know, you're pretty much what five cards away sort
of if you have five ten cards here. Yeah, that's impressive, bro.
You know we're trying. We try. Like the thing is so that
if in case, I don't think I've talked about it here, Nope,
is Pokemon one fifty one. They essentially came out with a set of cards
that is like the OG Pokemon, which, granted, let's face it,
that's the ones we know, like everybody knows. Sure, granted young Max
probably doesn't know him because he's introduced to the newer waves and stuff, but
like Score Bunnies, you know, I remember that bunny and Max is Key.
I don't know that's one of them too. But if you were into
og Pokemon cards back the day, like I was, like, my brother
was, uh, this way to do it, we're kind of on the
tail end of it. So a lot of it is like if you want
something, you just gotta go buy it. My brother got into it first
and then I was like, oh, you look like having fun over there.
I'm gonna get into that too, And I think the cool thing about
this is it has an end. Where's a lot of cards like card sets,
like, oh, we're so going like Lorcana, which is the Disney
one? Okay, like we're still making them. There's no like end to
it. So that's how I'm like, I know, I'm five to ten
away. That's it. Yeah, wow, finishing it And you're gonna sit
on it right? Oh yeah for sure, Like because I have a whole
binder, I'm gonna sit on that for well, we'll see what happens obviously
price wise, but yeah, we sit on in five years and see what
happens. You excited? Do you have like your own binder for like,
how do you have it set up? If John and I do it?
And it's funny because he organizes is differently than I do. And he showed
me his. I was like, oh this is wrong. I do not
like this is it by number? He organizes it by like type or whatever
and stuff. That's how Max has his. But's how normally it is because
normally it's like all the grass or one through twenty five, yeah, and
fire. But this is based on the one fifty one and where's the number
on the front, right on the front bottom left. All least these cards
are bottom left. Look at you, man, I'll bring it in once
I finish it for you, don't break it down. I'll bring it.
Don't bring it. Bring in my money binder. That's essentially what it is.
Look at my valuable card. I leave it here. The gods,
the gods from Princess and the frug Speaking of money stuff and retro things,
do you know what I found out today while I was looking on tic tach
vintage Legos? Yeah? Do you know what? They made a set when
the movie came out, the Lego movie Speed Racer. Oh yeah, but
would you want that though? Because I feel like that's like before Lego.
Well, I mean Lego has always been around. I feel like it took
off starting like twenty tens. Well they took off more of the pandemic.
Like there always was Star Wars Legos, but like they got really to look
at them when you make look at the first Millennium Falcon, How janky was?
I think they just the engineering has gotten better. Yeah, that's what
makes it better. But they have a three speed Racer sets, four hundred
and forty three dollars for all three or four each one that's not worth it,
because do you build it or do not build it? In the case
and it's it's sealed, you wouldn't You would sit on it, you know
why, because why would you sell? You bought it to open it,
and you paid four hundred dollars for a lego that probably was back in the
day twenty dollars maybe. C Speed Racer is secretly one of my most favorite
the movie or showing characters. Do you like the movie? I love the
movies good. It's a little kitty at times, but for the most part
it's good because it was supposed to be campy, like the show the Kowski's
made it. You know. Yes, visually it's stunning and it's got a
lot of great actors in it, but it was supposed to be a little
like sixties throwback campiness with modern technology than film. Its spinner roos and up
and downies and all that stuff in the cars. Wacky races. I know
that one where they had all the cartoon network Hanna Barbara characters race against each
other. I don't know why you don't like my retrost Hannah Barbera. Why
do you always poo poo my stuff? I'm not Poo poo, and I
watched Wacky Racers? Is it because you don't watch it? I watch Wacky
Racers. I don't know Wacky Racers is, yes, you do for sure.
You know the main villain is Dick Dastardly. Wacky Racers. I don't
remember this. Wacky Wacky Races started in nineteen sixty eight. All the racers
were like characters from a Canna barbar. So, yeah, Dick Dastardly,
these are like the original characters. But they had I definitely don't remember this,
all right, zoom and enhanced this image because they you had. This
was like not Winnie the Pooh, What the hell is it? Yogi Bear?
You had the cave men from the Flintstones and the shark guy. Wasn't
it too? Yeah, there's a bunch of characters in it, you know.
No, I definitely don't remember that. Peter Perfect, Penelope pit Stop,
Lazy Luke and Blubber Bear, Rufus rough Cut, the ant Hill Mom.
But you are bad guys. They were bad guys, you know you
remember these guys? Not really? Oh, come on, it was great.
It was because my mom made me watch it and so we had so
ninety sixty eight. You know, I don't know. I definitely wasn't born
then. I know you weren't. Thank god, thank god, I still
work here when I was that old? Would that be impressive or would that
be dangerous? Fifty six? Fuck? Yeah? Fifty six? Wow,
that's old. Well, hey, you'll get in there, buddy. What
else you got on your mind today? Well, something on my mind is
I need your helps. Shouldn't not be played at a wedding in twenty twenty
four. I know there's a lot. I only have a list. I
can only put ten on the list. Uh so more and I are like
finalizing the list with our DJ right now. Of like songs we don't want
to hear at the wedding at all, even if you request it. We're
not doing requests. Which one any of them? Oh well, we didn't
put that on there, but I doubt they're gonna play that. So if
Rob's gonna be there, he's gonna ask Rob's gonna ask for I guess,
so I'd be like, do you see that man? You see that man
over there? Until he talks to me, he gets no sleep from you.
So all right, So you have sleein dion on here we also have
cun music unless we've listed it of what song it is at all, do
not play. Yeah, I would say no country music at all my wedding
if I already get married, not one country song. We originally at first
Moore said no Latin music, and then I was like, Homie, you
love listening to a Latin music? Yeah, she loves her better. We
love Takata. That's a good song. No not, that's takiti No taki,
takata, takata, that's what it says. And then Mio, that's
the Drake song. No, that's a bad bunny song. Nia is a
bad bunny song. It's a Drake song, isn't it a bad bunny media?
Drake mea y bad bunny. But Drake's on it. It's both their
songs. That's we're both right. Yeah, they both released it separately.
That's what it was. So on our due not playlist right now. Agree
or disagree is what I do for you. Let's go the B fifty two's
love Shack. Oh, come on Shack. It's really a place where we
can't get to get that love Shark. Let's say I said, the old
people are gonna dance really my dad, Mom love Love that's cool shark,
But I dance that love Shark. You're gonna dance that? No, how
you dance that? I don't we you just dance The next single song No,
I basically did basically just repeat it ten times. Next one's the Chicken
Dance. Definitely, No, Dad, get rid of that song. No
celebration by cooling the game. Oh I guess celebrate good medium. Okay,
all right, Uptown Funk is on? Do not play? Why because we
heard so many times and every weddy don't funk you up? Uptown funk you
up. That's because everyone can dance that song. My mom's favorite artist is
Brutomr. I mean everyone loves Bruno Maris even MGM. That's what. Yeah?
All right? Next one, Caton Eye Joe. Yeah, it's gone,
it's no one knows how to do it anyway. Next one, we
are family. I got all my sisters at me. Okay, blurred lines.
What's the song by Robin thick Over everybody's yeah, they played at weddings.
They do all our Next one, shut up and dance, Shot up
and back? Which shut up and dance with me? It's overplayed it too
many weddings. What's the mood? I like walk the Moon, I like
them. But that song is at every damn wedding and you're like, oh,
where is it? Uh? Play that funky music? White Boy will
not be played at our wedding. That is so you though that funky music
because you got funk. You got funk, you got that funky music.
Our last one. I want to dance with somebody on the do not playlist.
Wait Waitnie Houston, why because it's played too many damn times at weddings.
But you'll have Mariah on. We have maras on here. Well Mariah
song when we put on our wedding. Oh, why am I blanking?
Why am I blanking? I can look it up for you, all right?
Carry what song? Not the Christmas song? Yeah? The Christmas song
for Christmas is you No always be my baby? Yeah, my baby?
And then and then butterfly. That's a great song. Fantasy, fantasy,
that's it. Oh man, look at this list. Holy night. You
gotta play that shake it off. I don't think that's oh touch my body,
I remember, Yeah, you gotta play that one. We're not playing
that. It's not take You can't not have Whitney bro, you can.
You're Mora's bodyguard. Bro, you need my bodyguard. Thus it cancels out.
Okay, you're her bodyguard's bodyguard. I'm not your wife. The wedding,
I think that's it. Yeah, I think you. I think you
had a good anohing country. Well, sorry, excuse me. I love
you know who I love puting the blowfish? What's his face? I want
to be with you, Darius Rucker, Yeah, wagon Wheel. I actually
do love that song that might be on the list is like an end song.
The main thing is is that we don't want sing songy songs at our
wedding. Want people to dance and not just sing the whole time. But
they'll dance as they sing. No, but then it's like, all right,
let's get the dance circle going. I hate that dance circle, but
they that's how you as a DJ, you're supposed to get it done.
Bro, I see a dance circle, I'm gonna bust it up immediately out
of my wedding. Why, I'm like, get out of here, go
dance in smaller groups. What are they gonna do with the congo? That's
different, that's fine, that's a dance cup and shuffle. Great, dance,
chat to us, slide a dance, but everyone in the shovel in
the dance circle, people are just standing there looking at the one person dancing
that's good at dancing, And then you get anxiety figuring out they did that
dance? What dance can I do? You gone way too deep to think
about these things. Baby, wait to make sure you have a good time.
We got that, Marguerita Viltequeu. I mean anybody to get swasty.
It's your wedding. I can't wait for you to take everyone home from here,
because that's what you're gonna end up having to do. What do you
mean you're gonna be the driver? We all know that. No, I'm
not. They're all gonna pile in your car on the way to the hotel.
Like, I'm not even at this hotel. Who's coming with me?
John Sauce, Rob Mallory plus baby, well baby and tummy. But yeah,
no, Mal, no, Mal, make Rob get an uber now,
she'll make you driver of the hotel. She won't, she won't.
I'll put money on that one. I'm not. I can't put money.
I got money. Go a wedding. It's save money. Everybody going car
my priorities. Well, we know what your priorities, and it is to
hear something from a little South South Korean man name cy time put something Ungham.
Stop you keep asking me, why is our theme song for this Congham
style? Why the hell not? That's why? Why not? The man
had a couple of hit Gentleman was another hit from Si which wasn't as play
as much as his Gogham style. But you know what, we don't even
have it in the system, so we do. It is in the system.
You gotta look for it. We don't have it in the quick system
quick system. But we read real miss connections from the actual d m V
that people post at Washington d C dot Craigslist dot org slash m i s,
which is missed connections. Couldn't couldn't get the rest of the id connections
miss our first one. Also, keep in mind we compete against one another.
See who's freaker Maryland, Eric's people, Virginia my people, or d
C Everybody's people, everybody's people because they're in the nation's capital. So the
first one up. When she finally laid eyes on it, her eyes began
to wide in Lincoln Park. This is not the band Lincoln Park. No,
this is in Lincoln Park. Uh. It's the point of the workday,
or nothing else productive will occur. So here I am trying to find
at least one woman to take part in a creative writing project. I've included
the potential beginning to a chapter. So we choose this path or take it
in a completely different direction. Erection as an erotic novel. All right,
that's DCT erotic novel. We could we could make an AI right one about
you. No, I want to write it myself out. That's my favorite.
That's been my dream is to write an erotic fan fiction neanxst one up.
Finishing poles, Not finishing poles, Oh, fishing poles. Sorry.
I'm into fishing poles and the fun you can have with them. I like
to clean a polish them any size or age. I have to. I
have a place to clean them. You just sit back and relax while I
do work. Finish fishing that fishing pole in Forestville? Is that Virginia,
right, that's I think Maryland. Technically that it's Virginia, Maryland. That's
Virginia. Alexandria is here. This is the mayor, this is the Virginia.
This is the Maryland. You're right, that's all right, it's suitling.
You're right, my bad, all right? One up to come upon?
Is there one woman, one woman willing to rate my whimsical undergarment motorcat.
I took a shot early and thought it turned out rather well, but
I'd love to hear from at least one woman to be sure. I know
this is completely ridiculous, but I'm rather restless tonight. I need to know
if my whimsical undergarment is fun or not. It's very whimsical, very whimsical.
Next one, missing the couple connections. Hi, everyone, I'm looking
for an open minded couple or or let's focus on your girl pleasure. I'm
a guy. I would like to find a couple for ideally regular fun encounters.
Let's chat, let's meet and see if we have chemistry for some adult
time. Acopo. That's Virginia. That's right. Next one up, last
sun Missing Dad Springfield title says it all. I'm in my late twenties,
white male, been without my dad for a long time. Are you out
there now? Where's my dad? Samon? Or they're looking for a deaddy.
They're probably looking for a Zetti gen Z Daddy. Let's go next one
up. The lady that I will have a misconnection with this week, Ashburn,
Virginia. I'm a semi frequent traveler in this area. I have chatted
to some nice folks on here. I would like to find a woman that
would like to go to dinner or catch a movie one evening, maybe just
hang out. If that's all you're up for, hit me up. If
you're interested to see a movie tonight, we are Do you want to come
with? Come on down. Eric's got an extra spot. No, I
got to No, you have an extra spot I'm taking. I'm increasing your
chances. Oh my gosh, what if you brought two women in the same
movie premiere that you invited and forgot about. Yeah, it is a U
move. Hey you have to sit next to this lady. That is a
definite old school Eric move. But you know what, I love it whenever
you do invite someone and I'm like, Eric, did you think? What
did you think about that? Eric? What do you think about that?
And You're like, shut up, I'm trying to talk to this woman right
here. No, I talk to you more than I do them. Then
they get jealous ain't nobody close to you to me baby, especially in his
wig. Please, even though they like to think so, they don't know
what's going on. Now we whisper sweet nothing's to each other. We do
whisper sweet onns and it was your wife does get mad when week she loves
it? Wink a lot of you and her. I wink the same amount.
I know. Anyway, that does it for this week. We will
be back next week? Will we potentially fight the man? Eric may or
may not be back next week. I finally doesn't exist because people are more
on a timeout. Who knows, go send in the corner, get your
time out. Can't put baby in the corner. You're not a baby,
You're grown ass man? Am I I think so? All right? Okay,
anyway, my name's Hoody. You can follow me at Andrew Hoodie.
That's a for why you follow Eric at mister Eric V. That's m R
E R I c K V har Green week. Always remember it's okay to
be weird that sexy. It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,