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to Midnight Viewing the Night Gallery Podcast. I'm Father Malone and with me here

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in the gallery our Bollywood Cinema Club's
Chris Dashu. When I was cutting my

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birthday cake when I was four years
old, I cut my finger. Mom

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and the life and Times of Captain
Barney Miller's mister Mike White. I'm going

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to go to another planet where there
are people just oh man, all right,

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more beautiful depending on who you are. It's all in the I of

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the Beholder. We are discussing Season
two, episode fourteen. This aired on

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December the twenty ninth, nineteen seventy
one. Happy New Year, everybody.

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This one is broken into three segments. Those are the Different Ones. Tell

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David Dot dot dot and Lagoda's heads
item number one over there. It could

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be a gentleman sitting in an electric
chair, but it isn't what it depicts.

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Isn't a sense a method of execution
that we humans reserve for other humans

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who happened to be dissimilar to us. You're about to look under that hood

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and meet firsthand one of the Different
Ones. Tonight's first excursion into the realm

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of the unusual. The Different Ones
was written by Rod Serling and directed by

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John Meredith Lucas. It stars Dana
Andrews, who, from what I hear

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said, Prunes gave him the ruins. Also stars God Damn Muses, Monica

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Lewis, and John Corcus. This
is the tale of a father's decision on

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whether or not to shoot his deformed
son into space. What do you think,

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Mike, I was waiting when you
said his decision to shoot his deformed

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son in Uh. Did I see
the twist coming a mile away? Yeah?

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Was it satisfying though? Yeah?
It still was were the make of

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effects? Okay? Yeah? I
mean that kid looked horrific. I don't

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know what was going on with him. He looked like bat Boy or right

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on, Yeah, good call bat
Boy, Joe. I don't know if

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you guys know, but according to
Weekly World News, bat Boy has joined

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up. So oh, okay,
join yeah, army, Hey, you

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gotta put those wings to good you
somehow did bat Boy have wings? Had?

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Can you imagine the damage? I
assumed he had small wings on his

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back? Fair enough? Oh okay? Uh? Yeah. I enjoyed this

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one. I thought it moved along
pretty quickly. It didn't keep us waiting

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around for a while. I did
like the how this was in the future.

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I think I saw someplace that this
was turn of the century, but

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then I didn't realize which century.
So I was kind of happy with all

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the teles screens and all these modern
gadgets that they have I like that.

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Like, I don't know about you
guys, but I don't use the phone,

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and this is the only time that
actually communicate with people where I actually

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see their faces. It's pretty rare. So it's not the everyday thing that

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they predicted and possibly promised that we
would have in the year two thousand.

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What about you, Chris. It's
a blackout sketch that's ten minutes long.

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I mean, isn't it two minutes
long? Oh? Sorry, sorry I

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was I was off by half.
Yeah, I mean it's a blackout sketch.

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It's I of the Beholder. It's
fine. I think it's fine.

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Dana Andrews plays a bad father.
I don't know how else to put it,

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but like, well, my son
is ugly, I must send him

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to the moon, like all right, better than sure, Like I guess

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so, I guess so I thought
they were I thought they were going to

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keep that hood on a lot longer, a lot longer, right, I

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don't. Oh my god, the
makeup effects are just grotesque, grotesquely you

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know what he looks like? What
were those things the underwater things that were

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like the flintstones, and they were
like the underwater jetsins you know I'm talking

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about. He looks like one of
those I know you're talking they're the weird

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thing on top of their head.
He has this, Yeah, he looks

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like he is a He has like
weird like protrusions that come out of the

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top of his head. It's gross, it's weird. Don't be mean to

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someone who looks different. Come on, like what bubble guppies? Okay,

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okay, it's fine. What did
you think father Loane? I was wondering

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why, as malformed as he is, he chose to war the bestag over

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his head while at home. That
was an interesting move, right. Also,

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he's so malformed, he's just too
malformed to live on his own.

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What's funny is the decision for Dana
Andrews to finally seek help comes because of

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taunting children outside chanting nan yak,
you're ugly, and he gives this speech

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about how I chase them away,
but they come back, and I worry.

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I worry about what happens when I'm
not. How about you soundproof the

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fucking house or not. You don't
even need to to expend any money here.

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Go talk to those children's parents and
say your children are monsters, and

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then that might go away. The
makeup send my child to the Moon is

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the appropriate response to my child being
bullied is to send them far away where

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they've never been. I heard that's
the best. The best thing you can

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do as a parent is shun your
child. This reminds me of that film

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Trick or Tree, where a group
of parents decide that they're no longer going

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to deal with their handicapped children,
so they put him in a bus and

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have it driven off of a cliff. It's kind of the same thing here.

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The makeup. I like the makeup. I think it's really this is

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nineteen seventy one on a television show
that we know. We know the budgets,

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we know their schedules, so I
thought the makeup is actually pretty effective.

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And they they recreated the makeup of
a lot at the end with the

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different characters, which I thought was
really effective. However, at the same

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time, it campt reminding me of
Lee Bowery. Young Fellows remember Lee Bowery.

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It's boy George's mentors and used to
do this makeup. Lee Bowery was

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bald and would do a black splotch
on the top of his head and then

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the different like pools of black going
down his face. That was his makeup

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thing, and that's all. I
think. They turned it into a play

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a few years ago called Taboo by
a few I mean like a decade or

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two year ago. Anyway, I
agree with you, Mike. I thought

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the production design on this one was
pretty great because we're in the future.

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But they're just slight variations, Like
he has the televisual you know, communication

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devices chair that seems very lived in, and there's a screen and a little

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it all seemed very ergonomic and I
like that a lot. Also, apparently

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you can just call the government and
talk about the you call the deformed Children's

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branch. It's urban the urban issues
that have urban problems. Chevy Chase has

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urban problems. It's like his deformed
son. I don't I guess, yeah,

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only people in the cities have.
But here's the question that I have

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his kids not deformed? No,
he's a mutant, right, yeah,

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this is no, but but no, no, but but no, no,

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that's still not the case. Because
a planet of these people exist where

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they all look like that. We
don't know that. This is a reason.

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Did he just happen? Yeah?
Did he just happen? To come

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out looking exactly like an alien.
Just was Dan Andrews' wife getting bonked by

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Ete? That's the question that that's
a good point because there a human coming

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back. Was this some sort of
exchange program we were unaware of? Right,

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they impregnated one of ours and we
impregnated one of theirs, Like that's

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could have been. But they don't
really give us time to breathe on it.

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They make us seem like it's you
know, like I of the Beholder,

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you know, And honestly, what
the makeup reminds me of? I

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kept thinking and thinking, so I
had to pull it up and see proto

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Odo from Star Trek Deep Space nine. I mean, like, if you

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have the thing that's on top of
his head actually just cover his face and

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that like weird scar tissue, then
it would look like Odo because they do

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the thing with his nose where they
kind of smooth the nose into the face.

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So oh, I think I'm the
makeup's good. The makeup is not

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my issue with this. It's just
like, are you thinking anyone's going to

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be surprised by the twist? That's
my question. It's just a weird story

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to tell. If you're not going
to just remake eye of the beholder.

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It's a weird story to tell in
that it isn't just this, it's the

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story of this father and son and
they don't understand why this kid is such

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a weird And then we find out
there are aliens involved. There's this government

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bureaucracy part of it, and this
moral decision of this father. Well,

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I guess I'll have to kill him. Oh wait, there's a chance they

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can shoot him into space. Well
let's do that instead, because my initial

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decision was your decision, government,
but to end his life, and end

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his life for what reason? By
the way, he seemed like an asshole,

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the kid. It seemed like a
whining prick, and I did not

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like him. They could have spent
some of these twenty two minutes, by

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the way, twenty two minutes,
yes, but it's patted out with nine

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minutes of footage from NASA and silent
thank you and Fahrenheit four fifty one.

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One. Thank you so much money
for that stuff. The NASA footage is

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interminable, it's beautiful. I loved
watching it. Not going to complain ultimately,

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but you know that for no good
reason there show that that prides itself

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on having little segments that can just
fill in gaps. They've padded this out

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with stock footage. It was very
unusual. They paid a lot for it.

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I guarantee you that. I mean, it's like they showed all of

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it, like all they paid for
They showed all of it. There's so

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much of it, Like you don't
need to establish eight times over what's going

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on. We get it. We
get it. I mean, I'm with

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you. It looks really nice,
which I appreciate. But to what end

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is always my question? Well,
they're trying to set mood. No,

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yeah, patting it. They are
setting mood remarkably the music and the visuals

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kind of hold up. But at
the same time, we know what you're

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doing. Don't do that now,
gentlemen. Right, all they had to

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do was just play the sound of
the engines whirring and deem Andrews looking up

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and that was beautiful. Right.
It honestly stands out more because they show

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the footage and you know, it's
just stock footage, like even in seventy

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one. It's not like someone's like, oh, that's they filmed that.

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It's like that's NASA, Like,
yeah, they didn't do anything to disguise

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it. There was no like cross
cutting or like dissolving or whatever. It's

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like, here's one whole scene that
we got from NASA. Here's another whole

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scene we got from that. Now, gentlemen, All this season, I've

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been trying to highlight some of the
Night Gallery family in front of and behind

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the scenes. In this case,
it's in front of or auditory anyway.

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This is a sound when when our
lead character finally returns to his homeworld that

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he didn't realize it was his homeworld
to begin with. We hear this.

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It's a synthesizer sweep plugged into a
guitar amp with heavy tremolo, not vibrato.

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That's a rookie mistake. This one
was created by Oliver Nelson, who

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did a lot of the music on
Night Gallery, and this is just some

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of the stock sound effects he made. It would eventually be picked up and

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children of the seventies will recognize it
instantly as the sound of Steve Austin's Bionic

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Eye. This got recycled into The
six Million Dollar Man. They eventually had

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their own sound designer who did a
bunch of effects on his own. The

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end of the sound of the jumping
evidently is a metal ruler on the side

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of a table found that out anyway, I don't know the name of this

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sound effect particularly, but we know
Oliver Nelson created it and it's it's lovely

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and I just wanted to give it
it's do you should give it a name?

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It's bionic I at this point,
which is kind of sad because it

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was created for a horror television series, so we should call it like a

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radar. I'm going to call it
the different One. How about that?

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It reminds me of like a radar
painting, you know what I mean?

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Like yeah, Like it's like a
yeah, it's a great one. Yeah,

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I could see aquamand summoning. You
could probably stick it into any genre

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and really get away with it.
But you know, it was nice to

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hear here. Jealousy is what we
normally pay grade, and jealousy provides the

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springboard of this particular painting. It
offers up the bottom line of what can

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happen to human beings when trust is
wiped out by suspicion. At this point,

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it ceases to be just a kind
of titillating tale of human comedy.

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It becomes what it is a horror
story. Our painting is called Tell David.

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All right. Our next segment is
called Tell David. This was written

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by Generald Sandford, based on a
short story by Penelope Wallace, and directed

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by vip Here at the Night Gallery
mister Jeff Corey. This one stars Sandra

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d Jenny Sullivan, Jan Shatan,
and Castle Thunder makes an appearance in here

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speaking of sound. This one is
the story of a jealousy prone wife and

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the young couple she accidentally encounters,
a couple whose husband looks suspiciously like her

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own husband, only with a mustache. Chris, what do you think of

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this one? Father Malone? I
want you to keep in touch because we'll

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think of something. Well, that's
what this reminded me of. This reminded

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me of that episode ten, segment
two of the second season of this show,

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the Alex Cord episode segment it.
I get the story that they're telling,

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but they tell you what they're going
to do. By the end of

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it, all I could think was, what's what am I supposed to gain

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from this as an audience member?
Because the story plays out the way you

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said it would and it's not I
it's not particularly entertaining. The acting's fine,

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it's fine. It's not like that
Alex cord One in quality wise,

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it's much better than that. But
yeah, yeah, great, Yeah.

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The thing about the thing of characters
not recognizing someone else even though it's the

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actor playing the same like a different
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You have to explain that otherwise the
audience is going to ask whether or not

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all the characters in the scene are
fucking crazy because he looks like her husband

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hard stop period, because it's the
same actor, he has facial hair,

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and yet they're just whatever. Oh, I guess it's for the audience's benefit.

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I don't know. It's a poor
choice that gets in the way of

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ah otherwise mediocre segment. I liked
this. I liked the idea of it.

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I like that she takes a wrong
turn and suddenly ends up in what

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was it the distant year of nineteen
eighty nine? I think it was,

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and there's only one brand of cigarettes. Oh boy. I will admit that

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I didn't actually realize it was the
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so she came on me, Sandra
D I think this might be the first

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time I've actually seen sander Die.
I mostly know her from the song from

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Greece, so that was kind of
nice to see why they would sing about

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her because she's very pretty. Her
jealousy comes very sudden and it's very strong.

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And then I kept waiting and please
remind me if this happens or not.

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I kept thinking that when she finds
her husband with right, I thought

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for sure. I thought for sure
the nanny thank you. I thought for

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sure it'd be like we were just
rehearsing a scene from a plate or something

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like that, some sort of like
explanation like the ironic turn, you know,

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is what I was really hoping for. But didn't get it though.

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And if anything, Yeah, if
anything, I'd be jealous of that aunt

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because she was really smoking hot.
Yeah. I also like how the aunt

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has the most distinct last name and
she's like some something Blessington. It's like,

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why are you questioning this? When
she tells her husband, he's like,

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I don't believe any of this.
Is like okay, fine, Well

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what's funny is she makes no effort
to change the future here, right,

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She just she gets that gun immediately. She's like, she doesn't miss it,

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so she keeps getting confirmations of the
fact that she has interacted with her

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son. But yeah, as I
said, does nothing at all to act

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on that at all. And this
one confounded me, honestly, because I

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wasn't joying it until she gets home
and we see the husband. And then

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if this is the sun, the
sun has a picture of the mother,

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then he would recognize her and she
her first words out of her mouth should

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have been, oh, my god, you look exactly like my husband.

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That's my point that houses knowing how
well one another look like anything else.

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I'm startled if I meet another human
being who resembles one of my partners in

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any way, you know what I
mean. So to have someone who is

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so obviously him is absurd. I
liked his GPS machine. Hey, look

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at that for Precians. That was
kind of cool. That was awesome.

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I mean, that's kind of what
they looked like when they first started.

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I like her aversion to the music. I liked her aversion to the music.

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What is this? What is this
wrecket? What is this? It's

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called electronic music. I wanted to
say, effects your kids will get it.

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Your kids will get it. All
of David's equipment, by the way,

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looked as impressive and just as scientifically
sound as anything found on Ghost Adventures.

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Oh hey, in fact, now
I take it back. This stuff

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actually looks good. Double. I
gotta cut on my hand. Yeah,

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you mentioned it at the top,
Chris. Oh, look, the kid

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cut his hand. She's not even
like doing that. She knows. He

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mentions that he's cut his hand,
and now she's witnessing it happen, and

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doesn't bother to intervene when his son
cut cuts himself. No, I just

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don't know what the story. I
know what the story they're telling is.

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I just don't understand the motives behind
any of it. Is this a character

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piece? I guess the moral is
don't let jealousy overcome you, because it

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can drive you to murder. But
the jealousy that the Sun is describing to

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her is an unfounded jealousy. The
jealousy she encounters is real, Like,

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it isn't even a moment, There's
no moment where the character thinks to herself

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like, well, I can change
that, Like I can get over the

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jealousy thing because I know it's not
real. Now oh it is real,

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and now I have to kill that. There's no even considerations it drives me

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crazy. Sandra D. By the
way, again, I'm with you.

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Mike had never seen her actually on
screen, only to her from that goddamn

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song. She's really beautiful. In
the first note I wrote was Wow,

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Sandra D's great, Like, she's
really solid in this even though she's given

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crazy directions that she doesn't recognize the
sun that you know anyway. For me,

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the one of the biggest bizarre decisions
that the episode makes is they have

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her go back. Normally in these
kinds of stories, like they go once

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and it's like, oh, I
was walking in the rain and then I

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came upon this house and it's like, yep, and that's exactly what happens

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here. But then it's like,
come on back for another hangout, and

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she does, which means she can
just go visit him. I guess whenever

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she wanted too, So like it
makes no sense why she does what she

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does knowing that she can just go
and visit him too at any point,

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Like it's it. I mentioned that
Alex Cord episode not because of the similar

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tone but also the similar waste of
time because I don't I didn't understand there

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what they were going for, and
I don't understand here what they're going for,

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because yeah, is it is this
woman overcome by jealousy? Sure,

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but man, honestly, how have
we not mentioned the weirdest scene in this

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entire segment when she comes home from
her son's place and the husband is screaming

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at her in an old lady mask. How has no one mentioned this yet?

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It's like it's upsetting and bizarre.
And I guess he's making fun of

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her, is what we're led to
believe, but it's like it's so bizarre

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just initially, and then I mean, I think all the way through its

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was are but what the fuck?
Yeah? They because they hadn't established that

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she was a jealous shrew and it, Yeah, I don't buy it because

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it comes out of nowhere. And
that scene was so upsetting that I didn't

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even really make the connection that,
you know, I like, I realized,

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oh, he's supposed to be being
her, but that I was like,

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this doesn't make any sense because she
hasn't exhibited any of this behavior.

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And then when the jealousy comes up
later on, it's too far removed from

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it. There's not enough closeness there
to be like, oh, okay,

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yeah, she is really jealous,
like there should have been something there,

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because I mean, I've got friends
that have or had jealous spouses and they

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were freaking nuts and it wasn't just
nuts like at one time there would be

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nuts all the time, but Sanderde
seems like a very normal, well adjusted

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person. And then at the end, after she ends up killing him,

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I'm like, Okay, well,
now do the next logical thing, which

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is I'm going to escape into the
future so they can't prosecute me for my

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crime. But no, she just
why didn't she do that? It would

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have been too interesting, would have
made too much sense. Absolutely, I

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don't know, like narratively would have
jelled right, and it narratively would have

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jelled in a way that this just
ends up feeling like it's just spinning its

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wheels. It's treading water, Like
I don't get what the point is.

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Ultimately, Look, this is because
she just does exactly what they say that

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they're going to do, Like,
what's the point. The story's point of

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view is that this has faded and
it's going to happen, and it's a

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quirk that she happened to be allowed
to have an interaction with her future son

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and see that he's going to be
okay, by the way, So she

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does go back that second time,
and before that when she's there the first

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time, and she's noticing all this
bizarre future equipment, and they give her

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the cigarettes which on it on the
front, by the way, say no

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tar, no nothing. In fact, this is good for you, and

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this is weird, and then turns
it over. She turns it over and

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the date is right there. It
says nineteen eighty nine. It's and it's

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not. She didn't have to like
look at the tiny letter. It's pretty

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bold. When she goes back the
second time, Okay, we get that

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she's not gonna make the connection that
this is her son yet, but wouldn't

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you be like, can you show
me that machine again? How does that

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work? That's so weird? Can
I see those cigarettes again? Hey?

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Look at that thing? What does
this do? Why does why is there

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a screen on your phone? Like
just a human being would have these questions

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also in the future. Apparently free
love is the thing. Did seem that

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I get? Right? Yeah,
that's definitely some polyamory going on. And

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again it's like it's used in this
weird spot where it's like, well,

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you don't get upset when you're when
your husband kisses another woman. And she's

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like, yeah, no, one
gives a fuck, And it's like,

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what the fuck does that have to
do with anything? Like I get what

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you're driving app but like, okay, Rod Serling, I guess that was

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his envisionment of the future is just
sex and GPS machines, raw and cigarettes

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that don't give you a chance.
He was, really, that's the one

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thing I could see him. Yeah, it's the Pacific cigarettes. Ride is

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really excited about. We've gotten all
the other gadgets, but still none of

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that. I guess, you know, so we switched a bathing. I

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suppose also there are not Yeah,
there's no free love people talk about him,

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or at least there are not enough
revolver drawers and desks these days.

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Seems to be that there used to
be every desk had a revolver in a

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drawer. Very convenient. Here they
could have by the way, they could

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have frontloaded. And when she tries
to use the phone in the first scene,

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she's all, I just want to
call and let my husband know where

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I am. That was the perfect
time to say, I'm going to call

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my house because my husband better be
there because he's I'm you know, like

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put in the jealousy right from the
get go, Like were they worried that

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we were going to like her as
a character, Like, it's so much

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better that she kills him and then
kills herself in prison after she knows you

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can happen. Does nothing to change
that fact anyway. There was a nice

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focus dissolve into a solarization here,
Jeff Corey threw. And there are a

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couple of nice little camera tricks that
I really appreciated here. Jeff Cory is

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getting more and more confident as a
filmmaker here on that guy. It's nice

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to see the progressional. They just
need to give him a better script to

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direct, right. This is a
double it's a two for this episode,

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gentleman, because this next episode also
features a particular sound effect. This one

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here it is it's the next one
takes place in a jungle, so naturally

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you're gonna hear oh, and it's
featured quite a bit in that that's a

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Kuka Bara. The track is just
called Kuka Barra that first made its debut

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in nineteen thirty eight in a Tarzan
cereal and then was immediately followed with Appearances

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and Wizard of Oz and literally everything
since then taking place in a jungle.

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Interesting fact, of course, is
that a kuka bara is a native to

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Australia. Where does it sit,
Father Malone? It sits in the old

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gum tree, Mary, Mary,
King of the bushes. See everybody laugh,

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kukabara laugh, coucabara gay, his
life must be anyway. I don't

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understand why the kukerber shows up everywhere
but Australia. The noise is so distinctive.

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I guess it's because it sounds like
a monkey, right. It sounds

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enough like a foreign animal. Is
it a monkey? Is it a bird?

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I don't know. It sounds like
it's laughing at us. It's a

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great it's a great jungle sound.
That's the best superhero that hasn't Is it

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a monkey? Is it a bird? It's monkey bird man. That's the

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thing. Like, I guarantee you
play that for ten people and half of

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the people might think it's a monkey. Oh yeah, right, I think

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I did for many years, honestly. Yeah. But hey, we're in

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the jungle. I number three in
the night Gallery. You'll probably recognize this

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quaint figurine the dead eyes and the
son lips, a kind of thing that

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usually in fast nightmares, and what
happens to be precisely what it is,

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a nightmare of the first order.
It's titled Lagoda's Heads. Indeed we are

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in this segment called Lagoda's Heads.
Written by Robert Block, author of Psycho

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Robert Block, from a short story
by August Derlat directed by my favorite Jena

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Zuark. All three of them should
have known better. This one stars Patrick

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McNee, Brock Peters, Denise Nicholas, and Tim Matheson and a terrible mustache.

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It's the tale of an explorer who
escorts an American in search of his

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brother in the darkest jungles of Africa. I was really worried at the outset

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on this one, guys, but
I think this was a respectful presentation as

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respectful a presentation as possible while still
requiring Starfleet Admiral Cartwright to speak in Pigeon

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English while wearing a dashiki, which
I think of this one, Mike,

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Yeah, anything that has brock Peters
in it, I'm pretty happy with.

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But mostly just when he's on screen. Denise Nicholas, she looked so familiar,

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And then I went back and I
looked at her filmography and yeah,

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I've seen a bunch of stuff that
she was in. I want to say

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she was in Uptown Saturday night,
I'm pretty sure. Or yeah, let's

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do it again, one of those
of the Cosby Potier films. But yeah

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again, did I see the twist
coming? Yeah? Yeah, I sure

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did. Did I want to see
more of those heads? And did I

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want to see them talk and do
other kind of cool things? I sure

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did it. That didn't really get
to see that one, but at least

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I got to see a very young
Roger E. Moseley with kind of a

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bad accent come in and tell them
that that Lakota or Lagoda has died.

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So it was kind of neat.
And then yeah, Tim Matheson and that

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ridiculous mustache. I didn't even recognize
him at first until I heard his voice.

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But yeah, it was okay again. And I feel like this one

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went on for a little too long. How long was this one? Was

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this another twenty? Yeah? This
one was right. This has been an

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episode of with mediocrity. It's fine, I mean yeah, like Mike said,

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the twist can be seen from orbit
for fuck's sake, Like I for

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let me put this way. For
an episode segment called Lagoda's Heads, there

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is not enough head here, enough
of the heads doing stuff. The heads

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of Lagoda's heads are not present enough
to call it Lagoda's Heads. And the

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question then becomes, how did the
heads kill him? Uh? They summoned

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forces or they chewed him up themselves. I don't know. Maybe they came

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off the mob the second The second
answer came off the log exactly the Tim

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burtonization of them. Yeah, what
about you, father? What do you

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think? I think having a shrunken
head nook is important when you're buying a

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new home. Does it come with
or without the stick? Is the stick

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concluded? I would assume so,
otherwise it's just a nut. I like

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that they go, they arrived.
It's always great to see Patrick McNee,

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by the way, you know John
Steed. But they go into the hut

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to talk to a Lagoda, and
Lagoda clearly speaks English. But for some

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reason, Tim Mathison keeps talking to
Patrick McNee as if he's a translator.

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Ask him about my brother, like
I think he heard you just then he'll

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probably answer you if he so chooses. Also late in the episode, Tim

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Mathison exclaims at one point, and
most people would have said, my god,

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he says, mother of Satan.
It was I had to relind you

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it'd be a good by the way, it's dumb bala, just the word.

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I kept waiting for Chunky to come
running out because they had dumb bala

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while they were, you know,
talking to the heads. I don't know,

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not enough. There weren't enough of
the heads. I was intrigued by

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the heads. I was hoping one
of the heads would come to life,

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just one of them, at least
one. Why it's called it's called lagatas

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fucking head show. The thing to
go to his head's wind machine is what

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we get. Just like they all
just sort of vibrate a little and hears

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some sounds and somebody's just shaking it
off screen, just oh, they're moving.

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The actor you mentioned Mike earlier,
who comes in to tell them that

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Legot is dad, and you're saying, he's doing a really weird accent.

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Like all I could think was like
you could just see him bristling against this

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bullshit native dialogue that they all three
of our sort of principal leads have been

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saddled with just rankling at it,
like, can I just speak in a

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full sentence like, yeah, by
the way, what year was this?

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Was? This supposed to be the
two is a century because it could have

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been really any time. It might
have been nineteen seventy one for all we

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knew. Yeah, I wanted to
say round this time, Rogerie mostly was

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doing the mac where he was a
African nationalist, so much different character and

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something. I think, Yeah,
he just seemed like uninterested and you just

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wanted I'm saying the words. Here
are the words, right, this is

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what you wanted? And good for
him? Yeah, that where's my check?

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I hope everyone got paid? Because
you know, you're right, Chris,

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this is It's not terrible, it's
just there. This entire episode was

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just kind of there, which I
suppose is better than a bad episode.

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But still, this is an episode
that began with the boy who predicted her

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earthquakes, and we need to be
shooting higher folks. It's not enough.

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It's not enough that Sandra d is
gonna die after killing her. It's just

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not She's gonna kill herself. Don't
forget she's straight up. They go,

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oh, you're gonna kill yourself,
By the way, like great, just

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first like sort of time travel plump. I've ever seen, honestly where the

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characters are uninterested at all in changing
their face. I know, the future,

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who fucking they see and everything's just
like, well that's weird, Like

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it doesn't affect her. You know. He gives the message, but the

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message had already been given, that
was faded as well. It's like this

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segment is so good. We're talking
about the other segment while talking about this

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one sent nothing Burger like August Derleth's
stories are varied Father Malone, you know

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that because I know you've looked into
his I mean it's varied stuff, right

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like, but it's a lot of
horror or horror adjacent. Whatever this is

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is not that well. It's supposed
to be a supernatural tale, but we

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don't see anything happen at all.
We don't even get to see all we

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know Denise Nicholas just killed him,
like and just put his head there anyway.

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He's like, who knows, Oh, yeah, the head's killed him

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or I just did it? And
who gives a ship Like it would have

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been good had she said, well, no, it was me, I

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killed your brother. There's nothing you
can do about it because I got these

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heads now, baby, that would
have been great. Yeah. Instead it

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was like, oh, I know
he killed by did he killer? We

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don't get any of that information to
get those headstocking. Come on, they

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got mouths unstitched. Man, It's
fine. This episode is better than some

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of them this season, which is
not saying much, but it's saying more

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than you would think it's saying enough. Yeah, I agree it is.

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You use the word nothing burger.
I don't tend to use that too often,

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but I would say this is all
that and no bag of chips.

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Well, we're going to play a
preview of the next episode and when we

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right back to wrap things up for
the what a culturist amongst you, Here's

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a dandy, a lady who plants
things and then steps back and watches them

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grow roses, rhoda, dundron,
tulips, and things never before to be

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fun coming out of the ground.
Just put in the subject of this painting

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has green fingers. Funeral hallmark,
you might call it. Example. This

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item here the somber silence of shrouds, the gray, unhappy light of a

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sunless dawn, and the horse drawn
casket. Very much in keeping with the

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motif of this place the title of
the painting Funeral. We don't ask you

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to believe this particular painting death's head
hovering over juke box, but it does

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point up the all inclusive quality of
the occult. Dando Inspectors can be found

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not only in holden houses, but
in places you'd least expect to find them,

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places like this. Our painting is
called the Tune in Dan's Cafe.

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That's right on the next midnight viewing, we'll be taking a look at season

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two, episode fifteen that's broken into
three segments, Green Fingers, the Funeral,

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the Tune in Dan's Cafe. Till
then, where can people find you?

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Chris Stash you weirdingweightmedia dot com is
where you can find all the things

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that I work on, which are
varied in their variety. How about you,

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Mike. In the immortal words of
Patrick Swayzy, Ditto, I third

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that all right now, as ladies
and gentlemen, Until then, we'll see

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in the next episode. Thank you
all for joining us here at midnight viewing.

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