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Dad's on Date. We would like
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the following content is made up of
humorous adult material and as intended for immature

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not easily triggered audience. You have
been warned they don't. Yeah, did

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you know that in Hawaii it's illegal
to laugh out loud? Really? You

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got to keep it to a low
hammmmmmm. I bet that joke gets you

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laid a lot, a lot,
a lot so much you could hang loose.

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Got it? All right? Well
that's not spam. So do you

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like spam? Yeah? Yeah,
I do, I do, I have.

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I don't like it right out of
the can. But if you take

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spam and throw it in a little
frying pan, okay, and then on

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some bread with miracle whip and Colby
Jack cheese after you fry, the spam

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really good. And I like the
spam with Sebee as you know, hinted

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towards the joke. So yeah,
I don't mind spam though. Yeah,

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I've heard that spam is a lot
like pork roll or Taylor ham or Taylor

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Ham, pork roll, whatever the
fuck you want to call it, Yeah,

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wherever you are, but it's a
it's an East Coast thing and it's

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basically just a tube of it's a
tube of meat. It's a two of

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pork meat. Yeah, hence the
name right. Well, I got when

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COVID was like just ramping up.
I went to Sam's Club and just bought

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a bunch of shit, like you
know, chicken, like canned chicken,

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cantun and all that Shitay. I
bought two packs of spam, so there

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was twelve containers of spam in each
pack. Jesus. I think the expiration

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on it was like twenty twenty six, that sounds about right. And I

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bought this in like March of twenty
twenty like before before you know how we

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were kind of delayed, like the
big cities like hit New York, you

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hit La and then like then then
it trickles to the big cities and then

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you know, it takes a while
to get to us before shits starting to

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like run out at stores yep.
So but I saw it coming and I

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was like, I'm just gonna go
to sam scoff and stock up on a

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bunch of food, like canned food, just in case it was weird when

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that shit hit us. I think
I've taken two cans of those spam out,

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so I still have twenty two cansa
my pantry. The next time we

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do a barbecue, what you should
do is just not say anything and just

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make like a loaf of all spam
and try and smoke it. See what

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happens. See what happens? Yeah, we could. You can tell us.

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You tell aj at least that it's
the fucking uh make ribs. There's

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just the bonus ribs. See if
you notices, my mind's just spinning here.

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I'm like, Okay, if I
took it home and mashed it together,

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and you're telling them I made smoked
meat loaf, yeah, and throw

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some barbecue saus on, it might
be really good. Yeah, yeah,

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it could be. I mean if
you seasoned it right right and added some

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maybe some bread crumbs or do you
have breadcrumbst yout me love French onions.

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French onions, that's right. We
talked about that. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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but yeah forever as bread cumbs,
bread crumbs, and then we found

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a recipe that said French onions,
so we've made it that way ever since.

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I don't want to try it flavor, you know, because bread crumbs

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don't yield flavor. No, They're
just to keep it together. That's it.

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I will say, though, when
it comes to bread crumbs, not

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that it's the same thing. One
of my all time like go to favorite

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like stupid meals is shake and baked
pork chops. Oh dude, I haven't

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had those in so long. They
hit every time in all the time when

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I was a kid. Used to
make shaking baked chicken. Shaking baked pork

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chops all the time when I was
a kid, breaded pork chop, breaded

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cutlets, chicken cutlets, bread pork
cutlored. Dude, Yeah, I haven't

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had that in so long. I
do do the breaded? You do?

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Do I do? Do I do? Do the do do that? We

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do that? You do? You
do do that? That actually brings me

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back to the food poisoning that I
got for minut and out. You know

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what's funny is I totally forgot you
told me about that, and I think

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it was their no Wednesday and Wednesday
weird creeping for you in and out No

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summer text me. Elias had to
work day shift and the evening swim so

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he does his like uh pet that
he has to do is swimming. He

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has to do so many laps every
week as part of their pet as a

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lifeguard. So on days where he's
got a double shift, he just stays

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and does his pete and then had
order his door dash instead of coming home

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and going back right. That's so
she text me, and it was a

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rough day and she was like,
I'm not making anything. We're either having

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leftovers or you can stop for in
and out and I was just like okay,

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And then on my way home,
I decided last minute to turn and

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go to in and out And then
was when I got home, I'm like,

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oh fuck, I hope I don't
get food poisoning for this. You

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see my right, it would have
hit yes as four days it goes it

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it it was. It was weird
because I've never gotten food poisoning for a

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minute out ever, and it's that
was kind of one of those things.

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It just kind of came out of
nowhere, and I mean I haven't had

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in and out in months. And
we decided last minute just saying kind of

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same thing, let's just go do
it. Like we neither neither one of

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us wanted to cook. The kids
wanted hamburgers was an easy choice. Yeah,

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cut to you know me shitting my
absolute fucking brains out for a day

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and a half. Like it got
so it got so bad that I I

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literally cut up a block of cheese, like one of the two pound blocks

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of cheese and just started eating that
thing left and right to try and get

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ahead of the game. So which
ended up backfiring because then I had a

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log the size of my fucking arm
trying to come out of my ass.

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They said health and I was dehydrated. They say that one bowel movement day

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that's the size of your forearm is
a healthy uh intestinal till that's my asshole?

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Yeah, I'm like, I ain't
gay. Can we split it up

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into three ships equal? That?
Does that count? Like if we count

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my ships during a day, does
that matter? Or are you saying it

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has to be one? Because if
it has to be one, I'm not.

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I don't have it in a healthy
intestinal system. Nope, I will

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never So funny story my daughter does
though, fact healthy. Yeah, it's

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weird about kids. Kids will do
that, you know what I mean.

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Kids. When he was little took
the biggest ships I've ever seen in my

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life. I'm like, how d
Yeah, yeah, how Ryan's little brother,

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Robbie actually called a room full of
people into the bathroom to look at

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his ship because it was the size
of an anaconda. Those are his words,

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not not like, not ours like, those are his words, like

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look at this ant con and toilet. Yeah, and then it was huge.

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It was sticking up, it was
sticking up. It was yeah,

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you gotta look. Yeah, but
the best ship, the best ship was

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uh, and I'm gonna he's not
listening. So my buddy Leoh who lives

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in Texas, he came out to
go to Comic Con with me and Ryan

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and a couple of other friends when
we were going back way back when,

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and uh. He gets the plane
and he's like, hey, look I

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got a problem. Guys, like
I haven't shit in a couple days and

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real sorry, but at some point
it's gonna come out, and it's probably

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gonna fuck up the bathroom. So
just heads up and we're like, all

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right, no big deal, right, it is what it is. Well

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go that night, dude still doesn't. It still doesn't go. The next

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morning he wakes up, he's like, I'm done with this. It hurts

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my stomach. I'm in pain,
Like I need to shit. He goes

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and gets some laxatives, takes takes
the recommended dose. Okay, okay,

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starts off nice and easy, goes
that entire day and still doesn't shit Jesus

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lax it if didn't even touch him
right. Wakes up the next morning.

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He actually woke up in the middle
of the night pissed off because his stomach

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hurts so bad. He's like,
fuck, this takes more. Midway through

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the day, it kicks in,
and I kid you not, if you've

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ever heard a grown man howl out
of pain in the bathroom, you will

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know true pain, Like fuck your
pregnancy. Bullshit. This had to have

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fucking hurt. He's screaming, I
think need to call me a hospital.

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You take me a hospital. He
gets done, He gets done. He

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saved every ounce of shit. He
didn't flush a single fucking ounce down,

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just to show us. It was
gnarly. You couldn't see water, you

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couldn't see bull it was. It
was such an asinine amount of crap.

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But the fact that he waited,
He sat there and put poo on top

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of poo on top of poof for
like four hours. Dude, he was

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in the bathroom like four hours straight. It was great. It was fucking

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great. Yeah, well, speaking
of an asenine amount of crap this Dad's

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on DayQuil episode. I'm know I'm
del uh So other than that, how's

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your week, hot man? The
work has been brutal, dude, work

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has been brutal. We have that
record highs here in Arizona and on the

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eastern part of California where I work. We it got so hot that the

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windshow wipers on my work truck melted
to the window. It got so hot

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that I have a seer mark on
my back where my shirt rode up and

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my seat belt touched my back.
It it was yeah, you could be

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like your ancestors. Now, yeah, well it's not a number, no,

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but you're branded. Well, it's
not a star either, so it's

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different. It's more like a cattle
prod. So I'm not it's less like

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the slaves and more like I mean, are less like the Jews and more

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like the slaves. Okay, yeah, sure, I mean guess anyway,

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so it's hot. I saw I've
seen pictures on social media of people we

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have met through podcasting, and I'm
not going to discount their heat because I'm

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sure it is bizarro for them,
and it is hot for them. But

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when I see a picture and they're
like, my god, we're gonna die

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and it's like peak temp and it's
one oh four, and I'm like,

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ah, that's that's seven am here
right now. Yeah. So so yesterday,

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yesterday, when I got to work
at five twenty something, it was

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already one oh eight yep. The
sun wasn't even over the mountain yep.

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And it was one oh eight.
Ye We got we got to we got

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to the noon mark, and where
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and thirty six degrees at noon.
You still have four to five hours of

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heat to go to go, like
we we actually decided they made they made

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the smart choice. Some of them
didn't want to make the choice, but

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our uppers said, hey, it's
now a safety hazard, go ahead and

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shut down. And we shut down
about twelve thirty. And uh, it

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was fucking brutal. Like I mean, I've worked in some pretty gnarly shit,

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but yeah, when we if we
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have dropped. When I left work
yesterday, I stopped at Sam's Club,

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I get out in my car,
put the stuff in my car, start

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heading up the hill to come home. I watched my temperature when I get

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my car because it hadn't fully registered
yet because I can't I get to bark

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in a garage at work, which
is nice, which is nice, right,

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So it hadn't even when I went
to Sam's Club winning and got my

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shait got out, it hadn't fully
registered yet. So as I'm going up

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the hill, it's like one o
eight and I looked down one ten,

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I looked down, one twelve.
I looked down one sixteen. I looked

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down. Eventually it stopped at one
twenty two because I got high enough that

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it came back down, back down. Yeah, but the lowest it got

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was when I got home, which
was one o eight. Yeah, and

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that's a hot kid here. Oh
yeah, we so we did just today

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we went down to the farmers market
thing downtown and uh we were there about

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ten thirty ten forty five ish.
Ye, it was already one oh five.

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Like that's hot for Kingman. That
was super hot for Kingman. It

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felt nice to me. But yeah, it's a break because yeah, because

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all week the lowest I've seen all
week was excuse me, the lowest I've

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seen all week for a high anyway, because obviously like I said, it's

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been starting over probably like one eighteen. Yeah, it was one eighteen.

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Yeah, that's the lowest I've seen
for a high. And that was that

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was early in the week. That
was Monday. Ever since Monday, it's

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just been slowly gradually just going on
and going. And where you guys are

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too, it sucks because you have
the river real close by, so you

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get the mugginess mixed in with your
heat. Yeah, whereas like where I

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work, Yeah, I'm inside,
but it's just I mean, the river's

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not far off, but it's not
it's just it's not very human. So

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but you guys get a little bit
more humidity where you're at. Yeah.

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The difference between you and us is
you'll probably end up bottoming out at like

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five to ten percent humidity, right. We bottom out at like twenty,

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right, which is enough to make
it sweaty. Oh yeah, it's not

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enough to make you like feel the
humidity, but it's enough to It takes

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about forty it's enough to make you
sweat even more so as you're working,

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sweats pouring down your face and then
the winds blowing against you. Because we

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had probably about fo or five mile
on hour winds all week, so literally

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felt like a fucking convection of him, Like I felt my ancestors standing next

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to me all m h, yeah
makes sense. Yeah, it was fucking

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Burke. Dude. We you we
you couldn't. You couldn't put tools outside

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at all, like even in the
shade it was so hot. Yeah.

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Yeah, And I don't know.
I my my recommendation was that we uh

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that we shut down early every day, because I had said it at the

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end of last week because I kind
of pay attention to the weather. It's

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part of my job to pay attention
to the weather. So I warned everybody

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last week that this was coming,
and nobody really took it seriously. So

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but they, I mean, they
felt it this week. And the good

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part about this for Arizona is whenever
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super low spikes like we're going to
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back down like ten degrees, right, that's when the monsoons kick in.

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weather and some some pretty gnarly monsoons, which I love. That is my

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favorite part of our season. I
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it, yeah, but I hate
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I have more of a full sedan
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versus a like hatchback with a turbo
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like a fucking a sprinkle will wipe
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my car. But and I've had
it a couple of times. When we

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moved in to our house in twenty
nineteen, you guys were already loading the

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U haul and I I was late
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Valley because of the monsoon. Like
it could not see, like you could

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just feel the wind, couldn't see. And I'm like, if I stay

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on the sad and hit something.
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went and then it happened again,
and then eventually I was just like,

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fuck it, I'm going And last
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big year for monsoons around here,
you know, So I'm expecting this year

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is not gonna be as bad.
It'll be as bad, maybe it'll be

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as bad. Maybe so the fact
that our global warming, that's a different

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issue. But no, just kidding. Yeah, it'll be as bad.

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Reason why it'll be as bad is
because the hurricanes that are coming off the

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East Coast are supposed to be the
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years. So when that happens,
it pushes all that weather towards us into

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the golf up the golf up our
ass. You yeah, going to buy

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it. It's gonna look like a
fucking Pixar movie, that's true. Have

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they done a weather Pixar movie?
I guess that Elementals movie? Or was

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that DreamWorks? I think the newest
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dream Works. I don't have to
look it up. I'd have to look

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it up as well. But yeah, we were we were watching something the

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other day with Ellie. I didn't
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pretty bland, I mean, you
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my son for a physical today for
a sports and then we had to go

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get new shoes. Do they do
a hernia test for him? No?

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They don't do They don't do that. They don't do the bendover cough.

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level maybe maybe Yeah, I don't
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go in and he does like you
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oxygen, height, weight, vision, and then they do like a they

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do it like muscles, musk,
musco skeletal tests where they'll like, you

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know, hold his forearms up,
resistance push, pull feet, push pole

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like legs, pushbowl, stuff like
that, and then they I thought it

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was funny, but I guess it
makes sense. They're like, Okay,

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now walk to me and then turn
around and walk back. So they're like,

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just I guess posture, you know, stuff like that. Yeah,

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it's to see if it's to see
if your your legs have any bowdeness in

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them, and it's also to check
to see if you slouch in the way

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you slouch, so it's for your
spine and your knees. Yeah, yeah,

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I was. I was half hoping
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But when the the the dude doing
the actual physical at the end,

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he was like, do wheur glasses
or contacts? It's like no, and

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he's like, do you have any
problems with hearing? I was waiting for

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him just going what like because he's
not paying attention I'm like, please God,

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don't please God. He was like, no, no, I don't.

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It's funny. Yeah, hey,
at least he didn't Papa boner while

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he's doing it. That's true.
I mean at that age, it's uncontrollable.

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Yeah, fucking my age. No, But when you think about when

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you were a team, Yeah,
you could be in class literally paying attention

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to the teacher, to the teacher, male teacher, and then next thing

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you know, you're like, oh
shit, please don't call me. You're

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straight as an arrow. You got
some butch mail teacher up there. Yeah,

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you're you're where your math teacher is
your football teacher, you know,

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or your football your football coach.
Yeah, and you're fucking raging, and

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you're raging. It's uncontrollable. It's
up, it's down, it's down.

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Or you could be like me and
start watching porn while you're waiting for your

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doctor to come back to you while
you're doing your work physical and then he

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comes in and he's like, hey, all right, it's time to do

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your hernia test. And you go
ahead and pull your pants down and you're

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sporting like a three quarter because you
got done watching a video. You're ridiculous.

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Yeah, so you pull your pants
down and he just gives you this

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look like fucking really really, he's
on his knees. He's on his knees

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in front of me, and he
just looks up like, really, come

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on, it ain't that bad.
Yeah, it's not the smallest you've ever

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seen, and you've seen bigger that
are probably flaccid. Yep, so deal

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with it. I am dude.
I am one a fucking grower, not

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a shower hands down. I was
fucking in the shower the other day and

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I fucking I was washing my body
and I looked down and I was like,

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dude, where'd you go? Like, hey, little knocking on my

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nuts? You want to come out? Hey, little guy? Yeah,

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it's almost showtime. Yeah that's yeah, that's funny. Ship. But anyway,

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so we were watching the other day. We were watching a movie with

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Ellie, and I saw something in
the background and I was like, oh,

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man, that'd be fun to talk
about on here, because being somewhat

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dad centric, and we as dads
you have to watch kids movies. You

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don't have to, you could be
a piece of shit, no, but

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as a real dad, you're gonna
watch kid movies. You might even show

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your kids movies that you enjoyed as
a kid. Yep. And I mean

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some of them, like these Pixar
movies we're gonna talk about, have been

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around since we were kids. Yeah, and the technology from back then it

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looks so good still to this day. Like you watch, you know,

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the old Disney movies like Snow White
and Robin Hood and all that, and

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they age themselves. But like Toy
Story A Bugs Life, Dude, you

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can't tell. You cannot tell that
those are thirty years old. Nope,

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I mean there, they were so
ahead of the time, yeah, when

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they came out technology wise. Yeah, I think that's part of what I

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like most about the animated movies.
Like you think you think of movies like

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The Ninja Turtles or Three Ninjas or
Blank Check, Richie Rich Georgia, the

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Jungle like movies like that, Right, they were fun when we were a

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kid, even Sandlot, right,
But you will go to watch them now

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in the quality of those live action
films, yeah, visually just doesn't sometimes

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doesn't cut it. But the storyline
is still kind of funny and fun to

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watch. But when you talk about
the animated movies, it just it doesn't

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die, like the nuance to it, that that vibrance to the movie doesn't

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die. Right, It's cool?
Yeas cool? What would you say your

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top excuse me? Oh wait,
no, you said you were talking.

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You were saying you found something I
did. I so in certain Pixar movies,

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actually in all Pixar movies. There's
Easter eggs from yeah, other Pixar

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movies. Well, they they say
that that all Pixar movies are connected in

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some way or in the same realm. Correct, there's there's some in some

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way, they're in the same universe. So the one that I saw that

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brought this to light was we were
watching Finding Dory, and in Finding Dorry,

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there's a scene I believe, when
the octopus Hank and Dorry are kind

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of on the run from getting caught. They're in this downstairs like boiler kind

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of area. But there's a desk
and on pin to the wall at the

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desk is a picture of Darla huh, holding the fish from Finding Nemo,

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And so I thought it was funny
because I'm like, that's comical that.

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So there's a picture of Darla on
the desk and it's one of those things.

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So I started racking my brain around
and started looking things up and seeing

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how many of these that I've actually
seen. Yeah, and a lot of

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them I haven't or I wasn't paying
attention enough to it. So one of

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my favorites that I actually knew about. So one of my favorite Disney movies

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or Pixar movies is Monsters Inc.
Correct. Well, there's a scene in

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there where one of the animal or
one of the monsters is talking about this

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flying, flying kid that comes out
of nowhere and with laser beams shooting from

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his eyes. Right, and now, keep in mind, Monsters Inc.

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Came out well before Incredibles correct,
let alone Incredibles Too. Correct, where

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Jack Jackscot his powers. But why
when they put Jack Jack in into his

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powers stage in the movie correct,
he's got the laser eyes. He can

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flow, and he can fly.
And I thought that was really cool because

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and I put that together when I
watched Incredibles Too. Is like, immediately

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I remembered that scene from you know, Monsters Inc. But that's the kind

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of stuff I love how I love
how movies can do that. I love

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how movies can tie things together because
it keeps the nostalgic feel to the individual.

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That's why I liked the Back of
the Future movies so much, right

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is you know with the foreshadowing.
Speaking of Incredibles, in the movie Coco,

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there is a mural painted on a
wall of the Incredibles family, but

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they're done up in the Day of
the Dead. That's cool, which is

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pretty cool, And it's one of
those that you could just and a lot

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of these they happen so quick that
you don't really pay attention to them.

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Yeah, and then also like Ernesto's
guitar, which was where is that at?

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I have it right here from Coco. It's hanging up on Toy Story

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four when Buzz gets stuck on the
toy vendor Okay, you know, like

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the the balloon toss or whatever it
was, and there's those two stuffed animals

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that start fighting with them that are
stuck together. Or Neesto's guitar is actually

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on the wall really by Buzz I
missed that, Yeah, it's off to

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the side. You actually see it
when it pans out. That's kind of

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crazy. So with Toy Story too, the think one thing that I like

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about what they've done there is they've
taken that pizza the truck a Pizza Planet

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truck. Yes, And they've inserted
that Pizza Planet truck in like fucking ten

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or twelve movies. I've had that
one listed on Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

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they have inserted that truck in a
bunch of different movies, even the

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New light Year movie. It's in
the New light Year movie, correct,

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which is kind was actually in Brave. Yeah. It's a wooden carving yep

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on a table in Brave, and
it's the exact Toyota, which is funny

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because on the truck it just says
yo, yeah, but it's a Toyota.

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But it's a Toyota. Yeah yeah. And then in Brave also too,

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in the which is hut, there's
a wood carving of Sully and Mike

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from Monsters Inc. As well.
Yes, yeah, correct, correct,

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And I think they do a good
job at at doing that. The other

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one that's kind of subtle is the
Luxe Ball is the yellow ball with the

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blue striped red star, and it's
in a bunch of movies. It's in

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Toy Story, it's in Monsters Inc. It's in Seoul, it's in up

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the same exact ball, which is
that's just a it's a subtle one,

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but it's it's pretty cool. Yeah, they've done the lamp too. They've

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done the lamp was in a couple
of movies, like like Wally. I

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can't remember what other movies was in, but they they had the lamp in

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a couple of shorts. Yeah,
as well. But I think those are

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cool when they kind of add certain
little things to it like that. I

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hear there's a bunch in Elemental,
but I haven't seen that movie yet.

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I have not either. I don't
know if I'm going to so, but

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yeah, I mean there's there's a
lot more. There's a Donald duck in

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Luca yep, which is like suit, I didn't. I don't think I

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actually noticed that one, but I
guess it's by the bed when they're in

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the the kid's room. What's the
kid's name? His friend with the girl's

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friend the girl I can't remember her
name. But yeah, so this is

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a fun one too. Andrew Stanton, the director of Finding Dory, claims

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that Hank the Octopus, well he's
actually a sceptipus because he's missing one is

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actually hidden in every other Pixar movie. Really, huh. He's in The

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Good Dinosaur on the next one down. If you scroll down he's in that,

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but apparently he is in every single
Pixar movie. That's kind of cool.

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I like that, So I like
this one. Here the name tags

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and Soul, Yes, Soul's gorgeous
hall of Everything hasn't had has as its

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name might suggest, most of the
regular Easter eggs, the Pizza Planet truck,

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the Luxo lamp, and the a
A one to one three, which

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is uh, that's from their studio
room from that was from the college.

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The college most of these, most
of these people that work for Pixar all

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went to the same college and all
started in that class. Yep. Yeah,

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I thought that was cool because it's
also on did you say license plate?

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Yes, yeah, because it's also
on a like a door number or

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something in one of the movies.
Yep. But but in but in Seoul,

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there's it says here, there's one
specific Easter egg that decorates the wall

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of twenty two's room. The area
is papered with twenty two's prior mentors,

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and there are some big names including
magician, musician Johnny Cash, scientist Albert

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Einstein, comic legend Jack Kirby.
That's kind of cool. And then here

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it says, oh, including animator
Joe Joe Grant and Joe raft Ramped.

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That's kind of cool. He was
the co director of Cars. Yes.

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Uh. Another one that I saw
that I really liked too is there's memory

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orbs in the movie inside Out and
inside of the orbs. There's been too

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confirmed. One of them is the
daycare from Sunnyside from Toty Story three.

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It's just a picture of it inside
the ORB. And then in another ORB

406
00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:22.359
there is Carl and Ellie from Up
in the Sad orbs. That's kind of

407
00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:26.039
cool. So that's a yeah,
that's a I like how. I like

408
00:27:26.119 --> 00:27:30.880
how the original owner of Jesse is
supposed to be Andy's mom. Yes,

409
00:27:32.400 --> 00:27:34.319
I like that too. Well,
you know that I think that's a I

410
00:27:34.359 --> 00:27:38.400
think that's actually just a theory.
I think that's a conspiracy theory. There's

411
00:27:38.440 --> 00:27:44.039
no because we we've we've talked about
that. My wife and I talked about

412
00:27:44.039 --> 00:27:51.720
that that is it possible that that
Andy's mom was the owner of Jesse,

413
00:27:52.119 --> 00:27:56.960
But there's never been actual confirmation of
that. It's just a conspiracy. So

414
00:27:56.039 --> 00:28:00.240
yeah, so nobody's nobody from the
studios or the Animators Guild or whatever.

415
00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:04.960
They didn't actually confirm it, but
there is there's a lot of tell's that

416
00:28:06.039 --> 00:28:11.400
go there, like Andy's mom has
like a I remember it was something about

417
00:28:11.480 --> 00:28:18.200
her hat and her shirt. That's
the same, so correct correct? Yeah?

418
00:28:18.559 --> 00:28:22.839
Uh, here's the one I missed, the Manticors Tavern from Onward.

419
00:28:22.880 --> 00:28:25.400
Have you seen Onward yet? I
have not? Onwards pretty good, you

420
00:28:25.400 --> 00:28:27.519
should watch it. I think Ellie
would like it. But in this so

421
00:28:27.640 --> 00:28:33.319
the Manti Coors Tavern, when they
go to the Manti core To, it's

422
00:28:33.359 --> 00:28:36.880
part of their quest. I won't
spoil anything, but she's in the She's

423
00:28:36.920 --> 00:28:40.839
in the kitchen and in the back
of the kitchen you can see Remy from

424
00:28:41.640 --> 00:28:45.960
Ratitui cooking in the kitchen. Yep, that's kind of cool. I missed

425
00:28:45.960 --> 00:28:49.119
that one. A couple other ones
I saw too lotso is in the movie

426
00:28:49.200 --> 00:28:56.400
Up he's up against a bed in
the corner. Yeah, where was the

427
00:28:56.440 --> 00:29:00.200
other one? There's a postcard from
Carl and Ellie in Toy Story three.

428
00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:03.960
Also in Toy Story three, one
of the kids that rushes through the door

429
00:29:03.519 --> 00:29:07.680
when they first get in the Little
Kid daycare. He's wearing a Lightning McQueen

430
00:29:07.799 --> 00:29:14.519
shirt. That's cool. In the
movie Cars, when Mader and Lightning McQueen

431
00:29:14.559 --> 00:29:18.440
are driving down there's a drive in
movie theater, yep, and it says

432
00:29:18.440 --> 00:29:22.160
the incredimobiles on the drive in movie
theater. Yep. I saw that.

433
00:29:22.559 --> 00:29:26.119
I like this one here from Coco
Sid the Belief in toy story. Yes,

434
00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:30.920
is actually uh, it's actually one
of the band members of Life and

435
00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:36.039
Death you know or whatever that what
was it? I don't remember, but

436
00:29:36.319 --> 00:29:37.839
what the band name was, but
yeah, he uh, I think it

437
00:29:37.880 --> 00:29:41.200
was Coco. That was that the
band name. Oh no, no,

438
00:29:41.200 --> 00:29:44.440
no, no, I don't know. Movie that was the movie the movie?

439
00:29:44.519 --> 00:29:48.160
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's kind of cool. What

440
00:29:48.279 --> 00:29:52.279
is this one? Triple dent gum
that's kind of funny. In Cars three,

441
00:29:52.599 --> 00:29:56.039
Lightning McQueen goes up against some new
racers, including number thirty one Cam

442
00:29:56.200 --> 00:30:00.599
Spinner. Spinner has a famous sponsored
triple dent gum the with a jingle so

443
00:30:00.720 --> 00:30:07.200
catchy no one can stop singing it
inside out. Huh. Yeah, that's

444
00:30:07.279 --> 00:30:10.000
kind of cool. Also one of
the other ones too, that you don't

445
00:30:10.119 --> 00:30:12.319
put in your mind. That's a
that it's an Easter egg. You think

446
00:30:12.319 --> 00:30:18.480
it's just a spoof on good Year
tires, But Lightning the Queen's tires are

447
00:30:18.599 --> 00:30:22.039
light Years. Yeah, so it's
a double spoof one on Goodyear, but

448
00:30:22.039 --> 00:30:23.359
then also buzz light Year. That's
kind of cool, which is kind of

449
00:30:23.359 --> 00:30:26.519
cool. That's kind of cool.
Oh, here we go. Riley from

450
00:30:26.519 --> 00:30:33.359
Inside Out can be found gazing into
Dorry's tank in Finding Dory. Yes huh.

451
00:30:33.400 --> 00:30:40.359
Also in Finding Nemo in the dentist
office, there's a toy chest and

452
00:30:40.440 --> 00:30:44.279
on the floor there's a buzz light
Year. That one I remember because we've

453
00:30:44.279 --> 00:30:47.519
been on a Finding Nemo kick lately, and Summer told me about that when

454
00:30:47.519 --> 00:30:48.440
she goes, did you know that
buzz light Years in this? And and

455
00:30:48.519 --> 00:30:52.240
it really started this whole conversation where
I'm like, I, actually, they're

456
00:30:52.240 --> 00:31:00.880
They're in a lot of there's a
lot of crossover in these. Yeah,

457
00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:10.400
let's see, what's this one Pixar
address in Monsters University twelve hundred Dark Avenue.

458
00:31:11.279 --> 00:31:15.839
When Don Carlton flashes his business card
in Monsters University, the address is

459
00:31:15.880 --> 00:31:19.720
twelve hundred Dark Avenue. This is
a nod to the actual Pixar Animation studio

460
00:31:19.799 --> 00:31:26.839
location, which is twelve hundred Park
Avenue. That's kind of cool. Nice,

461
00:31:27.480 --> 00:31:32.519
that's kind of cool. I like
it interesting. Interesting, Well,

462
00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:34.640
if you guys, know of any
others and you see any others or hear

463
00:31:34.720 --> 00:31:38.240
of any others, go ahead and
just throw it on our socials, you

464
00:31:38.240 --> 00:31:42.400
know, hit us up on Facebook, on our group page, or shoot

465
00:31:42.480 --> 00:31:48.519
us a message in on what's that
other one? Instagram that's what it is.

466
00:31:48.680 --> 00:31:51.000
And Twitter? Yeah, Twitter is
one of those ones too, right,

467
00:31:51.039 --> 00:31:52.680
we're on that thing. Yeah we
are, I think, yeah,

468
00:31:52.799 --> 00:31:56.279
yeah, hit us up on any
of those. Tell us what grinder whatever,

469
00:31:56.480 --> 00:32:00.440
porn Hub, yeah, porn Hub. The last and I had to,

470
00:32:00.559 --> 00:32:02.119
which is kind of cool, is
on the Bookshelf and Toy Story.

471
00:32:02.200 --> 00:32:07.039
There's all these books. All the
titles of the books are Toy Story shorts

472
00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:10.440
that came out after Toy Story came
out. Huh, but they named them.

473
00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:15.119
All the shorts that are named are
on those books, which is pretty

474
00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:19.640
cool. That's really cool. So
what are your top five Pixar movies?

475
00:32:19.920 --> 00:32:23.319
Like, what are the ones that
you and even if okay, even if

476
00:32:23.319 --> 00:32:28.799
it's one that you've seen a thousand
times and you could probably honestly say,

477
00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:30.759
look, I don't want to watch
it again because you know, as a

478
00:32:30.839 --> 00:32:34.559
dad, right right, Like Brave, I love the movie Brave, but

479
00:32:34.640 --> 00:32:38.240
my kids wore that fucking thing out, Like, I probably still need another

480
00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:43.359
year before I can watch that movie. You know, it's the top five

481
00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:45.920
is tough for me. I will
give a shout out to Luca as an

482
00:32:45.920 --> 00:32:51.039
honorable mention. I would have never
watched it if it wasn't for Ellie watching

483
00:32:51.079 --> 00:32:53.519
it. Yeah, but but it
is a good movie. I do.

484
00:32:53.799 --> 00:32:57.839
I don't think there is a bad
Pixar movie. I'll put it that way.

485
00:32:57.920 --> 00:33:00.960
Like agree, I don't think they're
just single one that is just a

486
00:33:00.039 --> 00:33:06.240
terrible fucking movie. They're all great
movies. But top five for me.

487
00:33:08.240 --> 00:33:14.799
So number five, number five,
I'm gonna go with The Incredibles. And

488
00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:16.920
whenever I say these, it's just
lumped in like one, two, one,

489
00:33:16.960 --> 00:33:20.359
two, three, all that shit, right, and we're not talking

490
00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:25.000
we're not talking shorts, no,
no, just the just the movies themselves.

491
00:33:25.079 --> 00:33:30.039
The Incredibles would be number five for
me. Okay, I enjoy it.

492
00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:34.640
I think they're good. I felt
like it took a long time between

493
00:33:34.680 --> 00:33:37.920
one and two. It did like
fucking eleven years, twelve years, something

494
00:33:37.960 --> 00:33:40.359
like that. It was a long
ago. It's kind of like the length

495
00:33:40.400 --> 00:33:44.799
between Toy Story two and Toy Story
three, but then between three and four

496
00:33:44.960 --> 00:33:47.759
was fairly quick quick. Yeah,
and one and two I think we're only

497
00:33:47.960 --> 00:33:53.359
four years apart something like that.
It wasn't terrible, but sometimes they do.

498
00:33:53.559 --> 00:33:57.519
They do that where there's a big
break in between, and you'd think

499
00:33:57.559 --> 00:34:00.519
they'd cash cow it and make them
but but I think they take their time

500
00:34:00.599 --> 00:34:05.039
and make good movies. Number four
for me would be Cars. Originally I

501
00:34:05.039 --> 00:34:09.199
did not like Cars, but as
it went on into the series, I

502
00:34:09.320 --> 00:34:13.079
enjoyed it more and more, and
then even going back to the first one,

503
00:34:13.119 --> 00:34:17.159
I do enjoy it. I think
it was one of those that I

504
00:34:17.239 --> 00:34:23.079
didn't really care for it because I
thought like associating Owen Wilson as as the

505
00:34:23.159 --> 00:34:29.719
voice of Lightning Queen just disassociated from
the movie. Just didn't care. Also,

506
00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:30.840
when it came out, I was
probably like eighteen, so I was

507
00:34:30.920 --> 00:34:37.000
kind of like over the whole kid
movie thing and onto the like pussy slang

508
00:34:37.119 --> 00:34:40.320
thing, you know. But I
do enjoy the mo the Cars movies.

509
00:34:40.480 --> 00:34:45.800
Number three is Finding Nemo and I
Finding Dory was great. I like both

510
00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:50.519
of them, but I prefer Nemo, of course, but Finding Nemo is

511
00:34:50.599 --> 00:34:57.480
really good. Number two for me
is Monsters inc. I love Monsters inc.

512
00:34:57.840 --> 00:35:00.119
I love both movies, but the
first one it's one of those I

513
00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:04.360
don't feel I could get tired of. Nope, I do not feel I

514
00:35:04.360 --> 00:35:07.719
could get tired of Monsters, inc
The humor in it. I think that

515
00:35:07.280 --> 00:35:14.960
the voicing was casted perfectly in that
movie, and it's just it's so damn

516
00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:17.440
good. And for me, Number
one is Toy Story, Okay, and

517
00:35:17.519 --> 00:35:22.280
if I if it held down number
one, like the Toy Story one,

518
00:35:22.519 --> 00:35:27.639
I do really like three. I
like three a lot. I thought I

519
00:35:27.679 --> 00:35:30.239
was gonna cry at the end of
three, like when they're going in the

520
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:35.679
dump and they're going down. But
but Toy Story one would take the cake.

521
00:35:35.719 --> 00:35:38.360
But Toy Story overall, the all
four of them, it's just a

522
00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:42.360
great series. Yeah, Yeah,
I like Toy Story as well. Toy

523
00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:49.599
Story. Toy Story is gonna be
my honorable mention because I like all of

524
00:35:49.639 --> 00:35:52.639
them. Can't really put one in
its own category. Toy Story three,

525
00:35:52.679 --> 00:35:57.159
at the end, when Andy's sitting
there and he gives all his toys away,

526
00:35:57.239 --> 00:35:59.639
that made me cry. Yeah,
that fucking that made me cry.

527
00:35:59.679 --> 00:36:01.719
And it was like right at the
right at the right time in my life

528
00:36:02.039 --> 00:36:07.199
where I was like transitioning out of
some stuff and yeah, so that one

529
00:36:07.239 --> 00:36:09.199
that one kind of hit. I
felt like, like four is good.

530
00:36:09.760 --> 00:36:15.920
The problem I had with four is
the majority of the characters you know from

531
00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:20.639
Toy Story are hardly in the movie. Correct. It's it's mainly about you

532
00:36:20.679 --> 00:36:24.239
know, Woody and Bow, and
then you get like four Ky in there

533
00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:28.559
and you get some new characters.
But it's like it felt like all the

534
00:36:28.599 --> 00:36:31.239
other characters were just like side thrown, like Buzz Lightyear was hardly in that

535
00:36:31.320 --> 00:36:34.760
thing. I felt like, yeah, and it just it kind of sucked.

536
00:36:34.840 --> 00:36:37.000
I felt like Toy Story three would
have been the perfect ending to that,

537
00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:40.159
to that site. Yeah, I
agree. I think I think they

538
00:36:40.159 --> 00:36:45.639
could have They could have done an
individual with others kind of like they did

539
00:36:45.679 --> 00:36:47.280
with light Year. Yeah, Like
I think that would have been a better

540
00:36:47.280 --> 00:36:52.000
way to go than just making Toy
Story four, right, But I think

541
00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:53.679
they wanted. I think Toy Story
four was to try and do that.

542
00:36:53.800 --> 00:36:58.400
Toy Story four was to try and
set up for characters to break off in

543
00:36:58.480 --> 00:37:07.320
their own avenue. But so number
five for me, number five for me

544
00:37:07.599 --> 00:37:15.000
is going to be Incredibles. Okay, I love the movie. Let me

545
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:17.239
put it out there. First off, all, all Pixar movies. There

546
00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:21.440
isn't one that I'm not gonna watch
like I like. I like all of

547
00:37:21.480 --> 00:37:24.440
them. There are some that I
need to not watch for a little while,

548
00:37:24.480 --> 00:37:29.920
like I said earlier with Brave.
But so number five is gonna be

549
00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:38.159
Number five will be Incredibles. Number
four would be hmm, how do I

550
00:37:38.199 --> 00:37:49.840
want to do this? You know
what, I'm gonna put Coco there.

551
00:37:50.039 --> 00:37:52.320
I wasn't going to, but I'll
put Coco there. I like Coco a

552
00:37:52.320 --> 00:37:55.360
lot. Coco's color, it's a
good use, it's got it's got good

553
00:37:55.400 --> 00:38:00.000
music, it's got a good message, keeps my keeps my interest the whole

554
00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:07.039
time. You know. Number three
is gonna be Onward. I love Onward.

555
00:38:07.320 --> 00:38:10.800
It's super fun. It hits me
in a spot that like kinda They

556
00:38:12.199 --> 00:38:15.239
bring in the whole D and D
aspect of things, like the nerd aspect

557
00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:20.679
of life that I like. So
I kind of like that one. Number

558
00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:24.599
two is going to be Finding Nemo. I love Finding Nemo as simple as

559
00:38:24.599 --> 00:38:30.119
that. It's it's a cool movie. What what is comical about Finding Nemo?

560
00:38:30.599 --> 00:38:32.239
Still to this day because it had
been a while since I've watched the

561
00:38:32.239 --> 00:38:36.440
movie. But then we tried to
introduce it to Ellie as something like you

562
00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:42.320
know fish and yeah, you know
whatever, Dorry is fucking hysterically written.

563
00:38:42.440 --> 00:38:45.719
Yeah the second she comes on screen
and then you find out that she has

564
00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:52.440
memory loss. Yep, it does
not get old, no, because it's

565
00:38:52.480 --> 00:38:57.000
it's just it's it's one of those
things like who the hell came up with

566
00:38:57.000 --> 00:39:00.719
that idea? It's so well,
it hits home too, right, Like,

567
00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:02.519
so at some point in life,
think about this, At some point

568
00:39:02.559 --> 00:39:08.000
in life, as a kid,
your grandparents, your grandparents have fucking selective

569
00:39:08.039 --> 00:39:12.119
memory, right, even even your
parents a little bit, right, So

570
00:39:12.159 --> 00:39:15.599
it hits that nostalgic mark. Right. Then as you get as you get

571
00:39:15.639 --> 00:39:19.280
older, as you get older,
you might be dealing with a younger sibling,

572
00:39:19.679 --> 00:39:23.280
right, yeah, and that baby, that sibling has fucking selective memory.

573
00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:25.920
Right then all of a sudden,
then, all of a sudden,

574
00:39:25.920 --> 00:39:29.599
as you get older, it's your
kid. Now you have your kid,

575
00:39:29.760 --> 00:39:32.119
right, and your kid kids.
Dude, I know when my kids were

576
00:39:32.199 --> 00:39:36.760
young, they couldn't fucking remember shit
to save their lives, like younger than

577
00:39:36.760 --> 00:39:38.360
what they are now. Obviously we're
still young, but like when they were

578
00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:42.719
in the three four range, right, talking to them was comical. It

579
00:39:42.880 --> 00:39:45.039
was like talking to Dorry. Yeah, it really was. Yeah, you

580
00:39:45.039 --> 00:39:50.320
know what I mean. And now
I'm I just hit forty and it's me.

581
00:39:50.599 --> 00:39:57.159
Yeah, it's you. Now,
it's you. So Dorry embodies a

582
00:39:57.320 --> 00:40:00.719
large part of your life, right
like at like different stages of life.

583
00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:04.239
So I love I love finding Nemo. And then don't touch the butt.

584
00:40:04.960 --> 00:40:07.719
Don't touch the butt. Yeah,
and Darla, Darla's fucking hysterical, dude.

585
00:40:07.719 --> 00:40:12.519
I love that kid. That's fucking
great. And uh but number one

586
00:40:12.559 --> 00:40:15.159
for me is going to be a
surprise for you. I think it's Ratituy

587
00:40:15.679 --> 00:40:19.239
Really I love Ratituey, dude.
So that I was gonna say, I

588
00:40:19.280 --> 00:40:22.679
hate that movie, Like it's one
of those I I just it's a good

589
00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:29.000
movie. I just don't connect with
it, get it. I don't enjoy

590
00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:31.400
it as much. But it is
a good movie. Like They're not everybody's

591
00:40:31.400 --> 00:40:34.480
cup of tea, and it is
one of the it is one of the

592
00:40:34.559 --> 00:40:37.360
lesser liked Pixar movies. Yeah,
but I love it, dude, Yeah,

593
00:40:37.440 --> 00:40:39.880
I love it. The other honorable
mention I would throw out there that

594
00:40:39.920 --> 00:40:45.119
I actually do enjoy was a Bugs
Life. Yeah, one of the early

595
00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:51.199
Yeah, it's good and UP was
really good too. Up was okay,

596
00:40:51.360 --> 00:40:55.199
Up was good too. I can't
watch Up over and over again. Up

597
00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:59.000
is one of the few that it's
like, oh, I haven't seen this

598
00:40:59.079 --> 00:41:06.079
in like six years. Okay,
yeah, yeah, but but it's good.

599
00:41:06.519 --> 00:41:07.440
But it's good. It is good. They're all good. Yeah.

600
00:41:07.440 --> 00:41:10.840
I heard Elementals tanked. Yeah,
the new one. I haven't gone to

601
00:41:10.840 --> 00:41:14.480
see it yet, but I heard
it tanked or it was terrible, ilred.

602
00:41:14.519 --> 00:41:16.880
They tried to push too many agendas, which sounds right now, makes

603
00:41:16.920 --> 00:41:22.880
sense, sounds right. Yeah.
So I actually really like now that like

604
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:29.239
when you go on Disney to watch, if you start watching older movies like

605
00:41:30.199 --> 00:41:34.000
Ellie. This last week or so, it's been really into Peter Pan and

606
00:41:34.079 --> 00:41:39.639
it has a disclaimer at the beginning
because of racist or racial and you think

607
00:41:39.639 --> 00:41:43.960
about, like the Indian scene in
Peter Pan, like, you can't get

608
00:41:44.000 --> 00:41:46.559
away with that. Even Hook,
even even the live action hook, the

609
00:41:46.599 --> 00:41:51.480
Hook with with Robin Williams correct had
some ship in it, correct, and

610
00:41:51.559 --> 00:41:55.320
so and Aladdin has a lot of
those old ones have disclaimers because it's just

611
00:41:55.320 --> 00:42:00.679
a different time. Yeah. Yeah, and it didn't necessary mean it in

612
00:42:00.719 --> 00:42:05.679
a racist tone. But now it's
like everything is so over over the top.

613
00:42:06.320 --> 00:42:09.360
So I find it comical with Disney
that you even give the option to

614
00:42:09.400 --> 00:42:13.079
keep that in there and you don't
cut the scenes or stuff like that,

615
00:42:13.119 --> 00:42:15.639
which would be terrible, but which
would be Yeah. Well, I mean,

616
00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:20.239
look, okay, what is your
opinion on the remake of The Little

617
00:42:20.280 --> 00:42:23.079
Mermaid. I haven't haven't seen it. I have no care to see it,

618
00:42:23.119 --> 00:42:28.239
and I won't see it. I
don't. I could care less that

619
00:42:28.320 --> 00:42:30.920
they changed the Mermaid. Yep,
I don't care. Black, white,

620
00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:35.280
Asian, Mexican, I don't.
I don't give a shit. I just

621
00:42:35.320 --> 00:42:39.119
have no I have no care to
watch it. At some point, I'm

622
00:42:39.159 --> 00:42:42.360
sure it'll come on in our house
and Ellie might want to watch it,

623
00:42:42.400 --> 00:42:45.840
like I had no care to see
Aladdin, and I like Will Smith's fantastic

624
00:42:45.920 --> 00:42:50.280
that. Yeah, the Aladdin live
action is phenomenal. It's a really good

625
00:42:50.320 --> 00:42:53.360
movie. But I would have never
watched it if it wasn't for my kids

626
00:42:53.360 --> 00:42:57.360
wanting to watch it or my wife
watching it. Would have never watched it.

627
00:42:57.400 --> 00:43:00.239
But it's great. The problem is, actually that's the best live action.

628
00:43:00.719 --> 00:43:05.360
I agree. I will say the
problem that I have with a Little

629
00:43:05.400 --> 00:43:08.360
Mermaid it's not that they did it, it's why they did it. Yeah,

630
00:43:08.400 --> 00:43:15.920
they did it on purpose. And
when you do something like that specifically

631
00:43:15.960 --> 00:43:21.639
for that reason, it diminishes,
It diminishes the meaning. Correct, It

632
00:43:21.800 --> 00:43:27.199
wholeheartedly diminishes the meaning of it.
Right. I'm fine with them changing any

633
00:43:27.280 --> 00:43:30.480
character to any color, race,
or creedic religion. I don't give a

634
00:43:30.480 --> 00:43:34.320
shit. I don't care. Right, that's not why I watch movies.

635
00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:36.079
Well, because you bring it up, you're like, okay, well,

636
00:43:36.079 --> 00:43:39.000
why didn't you make a Laddin a
hispanic guy? Yeah, it doesn't matter

637
00:43:39.039 --> 00:43:42.519
what the genie is because he's blue. It doesn't matter what race he is.

638
00:43:42.559 --> 00:43:45.960
He's blue, and he's still blue
in the movie Bingo. But why

639
00:43:45.960 --> 00:43:47.480
didn't you make a Laddin the black
guy? Why didn't you make him the

640
00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:51.880
thief? Right? Because because you're
fucking racist? Right, Because it would

641
00:43:51.920 --> 00:43:54.679
it would have went over like a
fucking fart. Right. But but then

642
00:43:54.679 --> 00:44:00.000
when you go to the Mermaid,
well let's make the Mermaid black. Yeah,

643
00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:02.440
and people are like, you know
this up and arms or on the

644
00:44:02.480 --> 00:44:06.239
opposite side. I just don't give
a shit. But it's just like it

645
00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:08.840
feels like you did it, you
solely did it. Just to create the

646
00:44:08.880 --> 00:44:13.440
scene. It's like, that's what
the problem with it is. Yeah,

647
00:44:13.480 --> 00:44:16.880
and they put yeah, it just
it doesn't make sense. I don't And

648
00:44:16.880 --> 00:44:22.639
that's why I don't. Again,
I don't have a desire to see it.

649
00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:24.599
Because I don't have a desire to
see it. It doesn't it doesn't

650
00:44:24.639 --> 00:44:28.920
intrigue me. It doesn't look interesting
to me. It doesn't look like something

651
00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:32.760
I'm going to enjoy. But that's
not because of what they did or why

652
00:44:32.800 --> 00:44:36.679
they did it. But the problem
I have is why they did it.

653
00:44:36.840 --> 00:44:38.920
Yeah, yeah, So, I
mean white people have already fucked up enough.

654
00:44:38.960 --> 00:44:42.840
We've made the Mexican with Brad Pitt, we made the Last Samurai with

655
00:44:42.880 --> 00:44:46.920
Tom Cruise pretty much. You know
what's fucking crazy, dude about Like,

656
00:44:47.199 --> 00:44:50.800
and this isn't me being a dick, but like, the whole thing with

657
00:44:50.880 --> 00:44:54.039
slavery, right is that slavery has
been going on for thousands of years,

658
00:44:55.000 --> 00:45:00.920
with all races, with all races, all race, all races, races.

659
00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:06.960
The term comes from Slavic, yes, which was not African, no

660
00:45:07.079 --> 00:45:10.840
at all. So and most of
the African slaves that were sold were sold

661
00:45:10.840 --> 00:45:15.679
by other Africans. Just to be
clear, I'm not saying that, and

662
00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:21.079
what has happened when people became free
in the United States, even of color,

663
00:45:22.320 --> 00:45:28.400
they in turn owned slaves. So
it's to me that that's exactly it

664
00:45:28.440 --> 00:45:34.360
is. Is slavery a problem?
Was it a problem? Yes, but

665
00:45:34.360 --> 00:45:38.760
but it involved everybody, didn't involve
just white people and black It wasn't just

666
00:45:38.800 --> 00:45:42.559
white. And that's what the agenda
is being pushed is it's white and black.

667
00:45:42.559 --> 00:45:45.800
And they do that because they want
to control. They want to control

668
00:45:45.840 --> 00:45:50.679
the narrative. They they want to
distract, they want to heard correct instead

669
00:45:50.719 --> 00:45:59.360
of empower. So do your research. True, let's uh, let's just

670
00:45:59.360 --> 00:46:02.840
stop there. Yeah, it seems
like a good stopping point. His dad's

671
00:46:02.880 --> 00:46:06.239
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672
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673
00:46:12.360 --> 00:46:15.800
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674
00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:20.960
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675
00:46:21.000 --> 00:46:22.559
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676
00:46:22.559 --> 00:46:25.639
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677
00:46:27.639 --> 00:46:30.199
It's a good time. Most people
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678
00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:34.079
By the way, they do,
they do. That's a fun week.

679
00:46:34.440 --> 00:46:36.760
It is. Look forward to seeing
you again. You're going to go golfing

680
00:46:36.760 --> 00:46:39.679
tomorrow. I can't wait. I
think we are, but uh I am

681
00:46:39.840 --> 00:46:45.400
I might Dad Dad's on day Quospo
episode catch next week. Peace out.

682
00:46:45.599 --> 00:47:00.039
You know, Yeah, who's the
most famous baker in all of Jewish history?

683
00:47:00.440 --> 00:47:05.639
Taylor absolutely sonsy up the guest night