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you know that in Hawaii it's illegal to laugh out loud? Really? You
got to keep it to a low hammmmmmm. I bet that joke gets you
laid a lot, a lot, a lot so much you could hang loose.
Got it? All right? Well that's not spam. So do you
like spam? Yeah? Yeah, I do, I do, I have.
I don't like it right out of the can. But if you take
spam and throw it in a little frying pan, okay, and then on
some bread with miracle whip and Colby Jack cheese after you fry, the spam
really good. And I like the spam with Sebee as you know, hinted
towards the joke. So yeah, I don't mind spam though. Yeah,
I've heard that spam is a lot like pork roll or Taylor ham or Taylor
Ham, pork roll, whatever the fuck you want to call it, Yeah,
wherever you are, but it's a it's an East Coast thing and it's
basically just a tube of it's a tube of meat. It's a two of
pork meat. Yeah, hence the name right. Well, I got when
COVID was like just ramping up. I went to Sam's Club and just bought
a bunch of shit, like you know, chicken, like canned chicken,
cantun and all that Shitay. I bought two packs of spam, so there
was twelve containers of spam in each pack. Jesus. I think the expiration
on it was like twenty twenty six, that sounds about right. And I
bought this in like March of twenty twenty like before before you know how we
were kind of delayed, like the big cities like hit New York, you
hit La and then like then then it trickles to the big cities and then
you know, it takes a while to get to us before shits starting to
like run out at stores yep. So but I saw it coming and I
was like, I'm just gonna go to sam scoff and stock up on a
bunch of food, like canned food, just in case it was weird when
that shit hit us. I think I've taken two cans of those spam out,
so I still have twenty two cansa my pantry. The next time we
do a barbecue, what you should do is just not say anything and just
make like a loaf of all spam and try and smoke it. See what
happens. See what happens? Yeah, we could. You can tell us.
You tell aj at least that it's the fucking uh make ribs. There's
just the bonus ribs. See if you notices, my mind's just spinning here.
I'm like, Okay, if I took it home and mashed it together,
and you're telling them I made smoked meat loaf, yeah, and throw
some barbecue saus on, it might be really good. Yeah, yeah,
it could be. I mean if you seasoned it right right and added some
maybe some bread crumbs or do you have breadcrumbst yout me love French onions.
French onions, that's right. We talked about that. Yeah yeah, yeah,
but yeah forever as bread cumbs, bread crumbs, and then we found
a recipe that said French onions, so we've made it that way ever since.
I don't want to try it flavor, you know, because bread crumbs
don't yield flavor. No, They're just to keep it together. That's it.
I will say, though, when it comes to bread crumbs, not
that it's the same thing. One of my all time like go to favorite
like stupid meals is shake and baked pork chops. Oh dude, I haven't
had those in so long. They hit every time in all the time when
I was a kid. Used to make shaking baked chicken. Shaking baked pork
chops all the time when I was a kid, breaded pork chop, breaded
cutlets, chicken cutlets, bread pork cutlored. Dude, Yeah, I haven't
had that in so long. I do do the breaded? You do?
Do I do? Do I do? Do the do do that? We
do that? You do? You do do that? That actually brings me
back to the food poisoning that I got for minut and out. You know
what's funny is I totally forgot you told me about that, and I think
it was their no Wednesday and Wednesday weird creeping for you in and out No
summer text me. Elias had to work day shift and the evening swim so
he does his like uh pet that he has to do is swimming. He
has to do so many laps every week as part of their pet as a
lifeguard. So on days where he's got a double shift, he just stays
and does his pete and then had order his door dash instead of coming home
and going back right. That's so she text me, and it was a
rough day and she was like, I'm not making anything. We're either having
leftovers or you can stop for in and out and I was just like okay,
And then on my way home, I decided last minute to turn and
go to in and out And then was when I got home, I'm like,
oh fuck, I hope I don't get food poisoning for this. You
see my right, it would have hit yes as four days it goes it
it it was. It was weird because I've never gotten food poisoning for a
minute out ever, and it's that was kind of one of those things.
It just kind of came out of nowhere, and I mean I haven't had
in and out in months. And we decided last minute just saying kind of
same thing, let's just go do it. Like we neither neither one of
us wanted to cook. The kids wanted hamburgers was an easy choice. Yeah,
cut to you know me shitting my absolute fucking brains out for a day
and a half. Like it got so it got so bad that I I
literally cut up a block of cheese, like one of the two pound blocks
of cheese and just started eating that thing left and right to try and get
ahead of the game. So which ended up backfiring because then I had a
log the size of my fucking arm trying to come out of my ass.
They said health and I was dehydrated. They say that one bowel movement day
that's the size of your forearm is a healthy uh intestinal till that's my asshole?
Yeah, I'm like, I ain't gay. Can we split it up
into three ships equal? That? Does that count? Like if we count
my ships during a day, does that matter? Or are you saying it
has to be one? Because if it has to be one, I'm not.
I don't have it in a healthy intestinal system. Nope, I will
never So funny story my daughter does though, fact healthy. Yeah, it's
weird about kids. Kids will do that, you know what I mean.
Kids. When he was little took the biggest ships I've ever seen in my
life. I'm like, how d Yeah, yeah, how Ryan's little brother,
Robbie actually called a room full of people into the bathroom to look at
his ship because it was the size of an anaconda. Those are his words,
not not like, not ours like, those are his words, like
look at this ant con and toilet. Yeah, and then it was huge.
It was sticking up, it was sticking up. It was yeah,
you gotta look. Yeah, but the best ship, the best ship was
uh, and I'm gonna he's not listening. So my buddy Leoh who lives
in Texas, he came out to go to Comic Con with me and Ryan
and a couple of other friends when we were going back way back when,
and uh. He gets the plane and he's like, hey, look I
got a problem. Guys, like I haven't shit in a couple days and
real sorry, but at some point it's gonna come out, and it's probably
gonna fuck up the bathroom. So just heads up and we're like, all
right, no big deal, right, it is what it is. Well
go that night, dude still doesn't. It still doesn't go. The next
morning he wakes up, he's like, I'm done with this. It hurts
my stomach. I'm in pain, Like I need to shit. He goes
and gets some laxatives, takes takes the recommended dose. Okay, okay,
starts off nice and easy, goes that entire day and still doesn't shit Jesus
lax it if didn't even touch him right. Wakes up the next morning.
He actually woke up in the middle of the night pissed off because his stomach
hurts so bad. He's like, fuck, this takes more. Midway through
the day, it kicks in, and I kid you not, if you've
ever heard a grown man howl out of pain in the bathroom, you will
know true pain, Like fuck your pregnancy. Bullshit. This had to have
fucking hurt. He's screaming, I think need to call me a hospital.
You take me a hospital. He gets done, He gets done. He
saved every ounce of shit. He didn't flush a single fucking ounce down,
just to show us. It was gnarly. You couldn't see water, you
couldn't see bull it was. It was such an asinine amount of crap.
But the fact that he waited, He sat there and put poo on top
of poo on top of poof for like four hours. Dude, he was
in the bathroom like four hours straight. It was great. It was fucking
great. Yeah, well, speaking of an asenine amount of crap this Dad's
on DayQuil episode. I'm know I'm del uh So other than that, how's
your week, hot man? The work has been brutal, dude, work
has been brutal. We have that record highs here in Arizona and on the
eastern part of California where I work. We it got so hot that the
windshow wipers on my work truck melted to the window. It got so hot
that I have a seer mark on my back where my shirt rode up and
my seat belt touched my back. It it was yeah, you could be
like your ancestors. Now, yeah, well it's not a number, no,
but you're branded. Well, it's not a star either, so it's
different. It's more like a cattle prod. So I'm not it's less like
the slaves and more like I mean, are less like the Jews and more
like the slaves. Okay, yeah, sure, I mean guess anyway,
so it's hot. I saw I've seen pictures on social media of people we
have met through podcasting, and I'm not going to discount their heat because I'm
sure it is bizarro for them, and it is hot for them. But
when I see a picture and they're like, my god, we're gonna die
and it's like peak temp and it's one oh four, and I'm like,
ah, that's that's seven am here right now. Yeah. So so yesterday,
yesterday, when I got to work at five twenty something, it was
already one oh eight yep. The sun wasn't even over the mountain yep.
And it was one oh eight. Ye We got we got to we got
to the noon mark, and where I was standing, it was one hundred
and thirty six degrees at noon. You still have four to five hours of
heat to go to go, like we we actually decided they made they made
the smart choice. Some of them didn't want to make the choice, but
our uppers said, hey, it's now a safety hazard, go ahead and
shut down. And we shut down about twelve thirty. And uh, it
was fucking brutal. Like I mean, I've worked in some pretty gnarly shit,
but yeah, when we if we had kept going, someone probably would
have dropped. When I left work yesterday, I stopped at Sam's Club,
I get out in my car, put the stuff in my car, start
heading up the hill to come home. I watched my temperature when I get
my car because it hadn't fully registered yet because I can't I get to bark
in a garage at work, which is nice, which is nice, right,
So it hadn't even when I went to Sam's Club winning and got my
shait got out, it hadn't fully registered yet. So as I'm going up
the hill, it's like one o eight and I looked down one ten,
I looked down, one twelve. I looked down one sixteen. I looked
down. Eventually it stopped at one twenty two because I got high enough that
it came back down, back down. Yeah, but the lowest it got
was when I got home, which was one o eight. Yeah, and
that's a hot kid here. Oh yeah, we so we did just today
we went down to the farmers market thing downtown and uh we were there about
ten thirty ten forty five ish. Ye, it was already one oh five.
Like that's hot for Kingman. That was super hot for Kingman. It
felt nice to me. But yeah, it's a break because yeah, because
all week the lowest I've seen all week was excuse me, the lowest I've
seen all week for a high anyway, because obviously like I said, it's
been starting over probably like one eighteen. Yeah, it was one eighteen.
Yeah, that's the lowest I've seen for a high. And that was that
was early in the week. That was Monday. Ever since Monday, it's
just been slowly gradually just going on and going. And where you guys are
too, it sucks because you have the river real close by, so you
get the mugginess mixed in with your heat. Yeah, whereas like where I
work, Yeah, I'm inside, but it's just I mean, the river's
not far off, but it's not it's just it's not very human. So
but you guys get a little bit more humidity where you're at. Yeah.
The difference between you and us is you'll probably end up bottoming out at like
five to ten percent humidity, right. We bottom out at like twenty,
right, which is enough to make it sweaty. Oh yeah, it's not
enough to make you like feel the humidity, but it's enough to It takes
about forty it's enough to make you sweat even more so as you're working,
sweats pouring down your face and then the winds blowing against you. Because we
had probably about fo or five mile on hour winds all week, so literally
felt like a fucking convection of him, Like I felt my ancestors standing next
to me all m h, yeah makes sense. Yeah, it was fucking
Burke. Dude. We you we you couldn't. You couldn't put tools outside
at all, like even in the shade it was so hot. Yeah.
Yeah, And I don't know. I my my recommendation was that we uh
that we shut down early every day, because I had said it at the
end of last week because I kind of pay attention to the weather. It's
part of my job to pay attention to the weather. So I warned everybody
last week that this was coming, and nobody really took it seriously. So
but they, I mean, they felt it this week. And the good
part about this for Arizona is whenever we do that and then we have these
super low spikes like we're going to on Monday. So Monday's supposed to drop
back down like ten degrees, right, that's when the monsoons kick in.
Yep. So I expect by the end of the next week we'll get some
weather and some some pretty gnarly monsoons, which I love. That is my
favorite part of our season. I hate driving in it. I love having
it, yeah, but I hate driving it. I feel better now that
I have more of a full sedan style car that has better traction and stuff
versus a like hatchback with a turbo And like I'm just like, dude,
like a fucking a sprinkle will wipe me off the fucking road right whereas in
my car. But and I've had it a couple of times. When we
moved in to our house in twenty nineteen, you guys were already loading the
U haul and I I was late because I had to stop twice in Golden
Valley because of the monsoon. Like it could not see, like you could
just feel the wind, couldn't see. And I'm like, if I stay
on the sad and hit something. So I got off the road and then
went and then it happened again, and then eventually I was just like,
fuck it, I'm going And last year I had just last year was a
big year for monsoons around here, you know, So I'm expecting this year
is not gonna be as bad. It'll be as bad, maybe it'll be
as bad. Maybe so the fact that our global warming, that's a different
issue. But no, just kidding. Yeah, it'll be as bad.
Reason why it'll be as bad is because the hurricanes that are coming off the
East Coast are supposed to be the worst that they've seen in four or five
years. So when that happens, it pushes all that weather towards us into
the golf up the golf up our ass. You yeah, going to buy
it. It's gonna look like a fucking Pixar movie, that's true. Have
they done a weather Pixar movie? I guess that Elementals movie? Or was
that DreamWorks? I think the newest one that just came out, right,
dream Works. I don't have to look it up. I'd have to look
it up as well. But yeah, we were we were watching something the
other day with Ellie. I didn't really have anything this week. It was
pretty bland, I mean, you know whatever. But yeah, I took
my son for a physical today for a sports and then we had to go
get new shoes. Do they do a hernia test for him? No?
No, no, no, not yet, right, not at all.
They don't do They don't do that. They don't do the bendover cough.
Not until he's in college, right, not until he's not to the next
level maybe maybe Yeah, I don't know, but yeah, we had to
go in and he does like you know, blood pressure, you know,
oxygen, height, weight, vision, and then they do like a they
do it like muscles, musk, musco skeletal tests where they'll like, you
know, hold his forearms up, resistance push, pull feet, push pole
like legs, pushbowl, stuff like that, and then they I thought it
was funny, but I guess it makes sense. They're like, Okay,
now walk to me and then turn around and walk back. So they're like,
just I guess posture, you know, stuff like that. Yeah,
it's to see if it's to see if your your legs have any bowdeness in
them, and it's also to check to see if you slouch in the way
you slouch, so it's for your spine and your knees. Yeah, yeah,
I was. I was half hoping it was gonna happen. It didn't.
But when the the the dude doing the actual physical at the end,
he was like, do wheur glasses or contacts? It's like no, and
he's like, do you have any problems with hearing? I was waiting for
him just going what like because he's not paying attention I'm like, please God,
don't please God. He was like, no, no, I don't.
It's funny. Yeah, hey, at least he didn't Papa boner while
he's doing it. That's true. I mean at that age, it's uncontrollable.
Yeah, fucking my age. No, But when you think about when
you were a team, Yeah, you could be in class literally paying attention
to the teacher, to the teacher, male teacher, and then next thing
you know, you're like, oh shit, please don't call me. You're
straight as an arrow. You got some butch mail teacher up there. Yeah,
you're you're where your math teacher is your football teacher, you know,
or your football your football coach. Yeah, and you're fucking raging, and
you're raging. It's uncontrollable. It's up, it's down, it's down.
Or you could be like me and start watching porn while you're waiting for your
doctor to come back to you while you're doing your work physical and then he
comes in and he's like, hey, all right, it's time to do
your hernia test. And you go ahead and pull your pants down and you're
sporting like a three quarter because you got done watching a video. You're ridiculous.
Yeah, so you pull your pants down and he just gives you this
look like fucking really really, he's on his knees. He's on his knees
in front of me, and he just looks up like, really, come
on, it ain't that bad. Yeah, it's not the smallest you've ever
seen, and you've seen bigger that are probably flaccid. Yep, so deal
with it. I am dude. I am one a fucking grower, not
a shower hands down. I was fucking in the shower the other day and
I fucking I was washing my body and I looked down and I was like,
dude, where'd you go? Like, hey, little knocking on my
nuts? You want to come out? Hey, little guy? Yeah,
it's almost showtime. Yeah that's yeah, that's funny. Ship. But anyway,
so we were watching the other day. We were watching a movie with
Ellie, and I saw something in the background and I was like, oh,
man, that'd be fun to talk about on here, because being somewhat
dad centric, and we as dads you have to watch kids movies. You
don't have to, you could be a piece of shit, no, but
as a real dad, you're gonna watch kid movies. You might even show
your kids movies that you enjoyed as a kid. Yep. And I mean
some of them, like these Pixar movies we're gonna talk about, have been
around since we were kids. Yeah, and the technology from back then it
looks so good still to this day. Like you watch, you know,
the old Disney movies like Snow White and Robin Hood and all that, and
they age themselves. But like Toy Story A Bugs Life, Dude, you
can't tell. You cannot tell that those are thirty years old. Nope,
I mean there, they were so ahead of the time, yeah, when
they came out technology wise. Yeah, I think that's part of what I
like most about the animated movies. Like you think you think of movies like
The Ninja Turtles or Three Ninjas or Blank Check, Richie Rich Georgia, the
Jungle like movies like that, Right, they were fun when we were a
kid, even Sandlot, right, But you will go to watch them now
in the quality of those live action films, yeah, visually just doesn't sometimes
doesn't cut it. But the storyline is still kind of funny and fun to
watch. But when you talk about the animated movies, it just it doesn't
die, like the nuance to it, that that vibrance to the movie doesn't
die. Right, It's cool? Yeas cool? What would you say your
top excuse me? Oh wait, no, you said you were talking.
You were saying you found something I did. I so in certain Pixar movies,
actually in all Pixar movies. There's Easter eggs from yeah, other Pixar
movies. Well, they they say that that all Pixar movies are connected in
some way or in the same realm. Correct, there's there's some in some
way, they're in the same universe. So the one that I saw that
brought this to light was we were watching Finding Dory, and in Finding Dorry,
there's a scene I believe, when the octopus Hank and Dorry are kind
of on the run from getting caught. They're in this downstairs like boiler kind
of area. But there's a desk and on pin to the wall at the
desk is a picture of Darla huh, holding the fish from Finding Nemo,
And so I thought it was funny because I'm like, that's comical that.
So there's a picture of Darla on the desk and it's one of those things.
So I started racking my brain around and started looking things up and seeing
how many of these that I've actually seen. Yeah, and a lot of
them I haven't or I wasn't paying attention enough to it. So one of
my favorites that I actually knew about. So one of my favorite Disney movies
or Pixar movies is Monsters Inc. Correct. Well, there's a scene in
there where one of the animal or one of the monsters is talking about this
flying, flying kid that comes out of nowhere and with laser beams shooting from
his eyes. Right, and now, keep in mind, Monsters Inc.
Came out well before Incredibles correct, let alone Incredibles Too. Correct, where
Jack Jackscot his powers. But why when they put Jack Jack in into his
powers stage in the movie correct, he's got the laser eyes. He can
flow, and he can fly. And I thought that was really cool because
and I put that together when I watched Incredibles Too. Is like, immediately
I remembered that scene from you know, Monsters Inc. But that's the kind
of stuff I love how I love how movies can do that. I love
how movies can tie things together because it keeps the nostalgic feel to the individual.
That's why I liked the Back of the Future movies so much, right
is you know with the foreshadowing. Speaking of Incredibles, in the movie Coco,
there is a mural painted on a wall of the Incredibles family, but
they're done up in the Day of the Dead. That's cool, which is
pretty cool, And it's one of those that you could just and a lot
of these they happen so quick that you don't really pay attention to them.
Yeah, and then also like Ernesto's guitar, which was where is that at?
I have it right here from Coco. It's hanging up on Toy Story
four when Buzz gets stuck on the toy vendor Okay, you know, like
the the balloon toss or whatever it was, and there's those two stuffed animals
that start fighting with them that are stuck together. Or Neesto's guitar is actually
on the wall really by Buzz I missed that, Yeah, it's off to
the side. You actually see it when it pans out. That's kind of
crazy. So with Toy Story too, the think one thing that I like
about what they've done there is they've taken that pizza the truck a Pizza Planet
truck. Yes, And they've inserted that Pizza Planet truck in like fucking ten
or twelve movies. I've had that one listed on Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
they have inserted that truck in a bunch of different movies, even the
New light Year movie. It's in the New light Year movie, correct,
which is kind was actually in Brave. Yeah. It's a wooden carving yep
on a table in Brave, and it's the exact Toyota, which is funny
because on the truck it just says yo, yeah, but it's a Toyota.
But it's a Toyota. Yeah yeah. And then in Brave also too,
in the which is hut, there's a wood carving of Sully and Mike
from Monsters Inc. As well. Yes, yeah, correct, correct,
And I think they do a good job at at doing that. The other
one that's kind of subtle is the Luxe Ball is the yellow ball with the
blue striped red star, and it's in a bunch of movies. It's in
Toy Story, it's in Monsters Inc. It's in Seoul, it's in up
the same exact ball, which is that's just a it's a subtle one,
but it's it's pretty cool. Yeah, they've done the lamp too. They've
done the lamp was in a couple of movies, like like Wally. I
can't remember what other movies was in, but they they had the lamp in
a couple of shorts. Yeah, as well. But I think those are
cool when they kind of add certain little things to it like that. I
hear there's a bunch in Elemental, but I haven't seen that movie yet.
I have not either. I don't know if I'm going to so, but
yeah, I mean there's there's a lot more. There's a Donald duck in
Luca yep, which is like suit, I didn't. I don't think I
actually noticed that one, but I guess it's by the bed when they're in
the the kid's room. What's the kid's name? His friend with the girl's
friend the girl I can't remember her name. But yeah, so this is
a fun one too. Andrew Stanton, the director of Finding Dory, claims
that Hank the Octopus, well he's actually a sceptipus because he's missing one is
actually hidden in every other Pixar movie. Really, huh. He's in The
Good Dinosaur on the next one down. If you scroll down he's in that,
but apparently he is in every single Pixar movie. That's kind of cool.
I like that, So I like this one. Here the name tags
and Soul, Yes, Soul's gorgeous hall of Everything hasn't had has as its
name might suggest, most of the regular Easter eggs, the Pizza Planet truck,
the Luxo lamp, and the a A one to one three, which
is uh, that's from their studio room from that was from the college.
The college most of these, most of these people that work for Pixar all
went to the same college and all started in that class. Yep. Yeah,
I thought that was cool because it's also on did you say license plate?
Yes, yeah, because it's also on a like a door number or
something in one of the movies. Yep. But but in but in Seoul,
there's it says here, there's one specific Easter egg that decorates the wall
of twenty two's room. The area is papered with twenty two's prior mentors,
and there are some big names including magician, musician Johnny Cash, scientist Albert
Einstein, comic legend Jack Kirby. That's kind of cool. And then here
it says, oh, including animator Joe Joe Grant and Joe raft Ramped.
That's kind of cool. He was the co director of Cars. Yes.
Uh. Another one that I saw that I really liked too is there's memory
orbs in the movie inside Out and inside of the orbs. There's been too
confirmed. One of them is the daycare from Sunnyside from Toty Story three.
It's just a picture of it inside the ORB. And then in another ORB
there is Carl and Ellie from Up in the Sad orbs. That's kind of
cool. So that's a yeah, that's a I like how. I like
how the original owner of Jesse is supposed to be Andy's mom. Yes,
I like that too. Well, you know that I think that's a I
think that's actually just a theory. I think that's a conspiracy theory. There's
no because we we've we've talked about that. My wife and I talked about
that that is it possible that that Andy's mom was the owner of Jesse,
But there's never been actual confirmation of that. It's just a conspiracy. So
yeah, so nobody's nobody from the studios or the Animators Guild or whatever.
They didn't actually confirm it, but there is there's a lot of tell's that
go there, like Andy's mom has like a I remember it was something about
her hat and her shirt. That's the same, so correct correct? Yeah?
Uh, here's the one I missed, the Manticors Tavern from Onward.
Have you seen Onward yet? I have not? Onwards pretty good, you
should watch it. I think Ellie would like it. But in this so
the Manti Coors Tavern, when they go to the Manti core To, it's
part of their quest. I won't spoil anything, but she's in the She's
in the kitchen and in the back of the kitchen you can see Remy from
Ratitui cooking in the kitchen. Yep, that's kind of cool. I missed
that one. A couple other ones I saw too lotso is in the movie
Up he's up against a bed in the corner. Yeah, where was the
other one? There's a postcard from Carl and Ellie in Toy Story three.
Also in Toy Story three, one of the kids that rushes through the door
when they first get in the Little Kid daycare. He's wearing a Lightning McQueen
shirt. That's cool. In the movie Cars, when Mader and Lightning McQueen
are driving down there's a drive in movie theater, yep, and it says
the incredimobiles on the drive in movie theater. Yep. I saw that.
I like this one here from Coco Sid the Belief in toy story. Yes,
is actually uh, it's actually one of the band members of Life and
Death you know or whatever that what was it? I don't remember, but
what the band name was, but yeah, he uh, I think it
was Coco. That was that the band name. Oh no, no,
no, no, I don't know. Movie that was the movie the movie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's kind of cool. What
is this one? Triple dent gum that's kind of funny. In Cars three,
Lightning McQueen goes up against some new racers, including number thirty one Cam
Spinner. Spinner has a famous sponsored triple dent gum the with a jingle so
catchy no one can stop singing it inside out. Huh. Yeah, that's
kind of cool. Also one of the other ones too, that you don't
put in your mind. That's a that it's an Easter egg. You think
it's just a spoof on good Year tires, But Lightning the Queen's tires are
light Years. Yeah, so it's a double spoof one on Goodyear, but
then also buzz light Year. That's kind of cool, which is kind of
cool. That's kind of cool. Oh, here we go. Riley from
Inside Out can be found gazing into Dorry's tank in Finding Dory. Yes huh.
Also in Finding Nemo in the dentist office, there's a toy chest and
on the floor there's a buzz light Year. That one I remember because we've
been on a Finding Nemo kick lately, and Summer told me about that when
she goes, did you know that buzz light Years in this? And and
it really started this whole conversation where I'm like, I, actually, they're
They're in a lot of there's a lot of crossover in these. Yeah,
let's see, what's this one Pixar address in Monsters University twelve hundred Dark Avenue.
When Don Carlton flashes his business card in Monsters University, the address is
twelve hundred Dark Avenue. This is a nod to the actual Pixar Animation studio
location, which is twelve hundred Park Avenue. That's kind of cool. Nice,
that's kind of cool. I like it interesting. Interesting, Well,
if you guys, know of any others and you see any others or hear
of any others, go ahead and just throw it on our socials, you
know, hit us up on Facebook, on our group page, or shoot
us a message in on what's that other one? Instagram that's what it is.
And Twitter? Yeah, Twitter is one of those ones too, right,
we're on that thing. Yeah we are, I think, yeah,
yeah, hit us up on any of those. Tell us what grinder whatever,
porn Hub, yeah, porn Hub. The last and I had to,
which is kind of cool, is on the Bookshelf and Toy Story.
There's all these books. All the titles of the books are Toy Story shorts
that came out after Toy Story came out. Huh, but they named them.
All the shorts that are named are on those books, which is pretty
cool. That's really cool. So what are your top five Pixar movies?
Like, what are the ones that you and even if okay, even if
it's one that you've seen a thousand times and you could probably honestly say,
look, I don't want to watch it again because you know, as a
dad, right right, Like Brave, I love the movie Brave, but
my kids wore that fucking thing out, Like, I probably still need another
year before I can watch that movie. You know, it's the top five
is tough for me. I will give a shout out to Luca as an
honorable mention. I would have never watched it if it wasn't for Ellie watching
it. Yeah, but but it is a good movie. I do.
I don't think there is a bad Pixar movie. I'll put it that way.
Like agree, I don't think they're just single one that is just a
terrible fucking movie. They're all great movies. But top five for me.
So number five, number five, I'm gonna go with The Incredibles. And
whenever I say these, it's just lumped in like one, two, one,
two, three, all that shit, right, and we're not talking
we're not talking shorts, no, no, just the just the movies themselves.
The Incredibles would be number five for me. Okay, I enjoy it.
I think they're good. I felt like it took a long time between
one and two. It did like fucking eleven years, twelve years, something
like that. It was a long ago. It's kind of like the length
between Toy Story two and Toy Story three, but then between three and four
was fairly quick quick. Yeah, and one and two I think we're only
four years apart something like that. It wasn't terrible, but sometimes they do.
They do that where there's a big break in between, and you'd think
they'd cash cow it and make them but but I think they take their time
and make good movies. Number four for me would be Cars. Originally I
did not like Cars, but as it went on into the series, I
enjoyed it more and more, and then even going back to the first one,
I do enjoy it. I think it was one of those that I
didn't really care for it because I thought like associating Owen Wilson as as the
voice of Lightning Queen just disassociated from the movie. Just didn't care. Also,
when it came out, I was probably like eighteen, so I was
kind of like over the whole kid movie thing and onto the like pussy slang
thing, you know. But I do enjoy the mo the Cars movies.
Number three is Finding Nemo and I Finding Dory was great. I like both
of them, but I prefer Nemo, of course, but Finding Nemo is
really good. Number two for me is Monsters inc. I love Monsters inc.
I love both movies, but the first one it's one of those I
don't feel I could get tired of. Nope, I do not feel I
could get tired of Monsters, inc The humor in it. I think that
the voicing was casted perfectly in that movie, and it's just it's so damn
good. And for me, Number one is Toy Story, Okay, and
if I if it held down number one, like the Toy Story one,
I do really like three. I like three a lot. I thought I
was gonna cry at the end of three, like when they're going in the
dump and they're going down. But but Toy Story one would take the cake.
But Toy Story overall, the all four of them, it's just a
great series. Yeah, Yeah, I like Toy Story as well. Toy
Story. Toy Story is gonna be my honorable mention because I like all of
them. Can't really put one in its own category. Toy Story three,
at the end, when Andy's sitting there and he gives all his toys away,
that made me cry. Yeah, that fucking that made me cry.
And it was like right at the right at the right time in my life
where I was like transitioning out of some stuff and yeah, so that one
that one kind of hit. I felt like, like four is good.
The problem I had with four is the majority of the characters you know from
Toy Story are hardly in the movie. Correct. It's it's mainly about you
know, Woody and Bow, and then you get like four Ky in there
and you get some new characters. But it's like it felt like all the
other characters were just like side thrown, like Buzz Lightyear was hardly in that
thing. I felt like, yeah, and it just it kind of sucked.
I felt like Toy Story three would have been the perfect ending to that,
to that site. Yeah, I agree. I think I think they
could have They could have done an individual with others kind of like they did
with light Year. Yeah, Like I think that would have been a better
way to go than just making Toy Story four, right, But I think
they wanted. I think Toy Story four was to try and do that.
Toy Story four was to try and set up for characters to break off in
their own avenue. But so number five for me, number five for me
is going to be Incredibles. Okay, I love the movie. Let me
put it out there. First off, all, all Pixar movies. There
isn't one that I'm not gonna watch like I like. I like all of
them. There are some that I need to not watch for a little while,
like I said earlier with Brave. But so number five is gonna be
Number five will be Incredibles. Number four would be hmm, how do I
want to do this? You know what, I'm gonna put Coco there.
I wasn't going to, but I'll put Coco there. I like Coco a
lot. Coco's color, it's a good use, it's got it's got good
music, it's got a good message, keeps my keeps my interest the whole
time. You know. Number three is gonna be Onward. I love Onward.
It's super fun. It hits me in a spot that like kinda They
bring in the whole D and D aspect of things, like the nerd aspect
of life that I like. So I kind of like that one. Number
two is going to be Finding Nemo. I love Finding Nemo as simple as
that. It's it's a cool movie. What what is comical about Finding Nemo?
Still to this day because it had been a while since I've watched the
movie. But then we tried to introduce it to Ellie as something like you
know fish and yeah, you know whatever, Dorry is fucking hysterically written.
Yeah the second she comes on screen and then you find out that she has
memory loss. Yep, it does not get old, no, because it's
it's just it's it's one of those things like who the hell came up with
that idea? It's so well, it hits home too, right, Like,
so at some point in life, think about this, At some point
in life, as a kid, your grandparents, your grandparents have fucking selective
memory, right, even even your parents a little bit, right, So
it hits that nostalgic mark. Right. Then as you get as you get
older, as you get older, you might be dealing with a younger sibling,
right, yeah, and that baby, that sibling has fucking selective memory.
Right then all of a sudden, then, all of a sudden,
as you get older, it's your kid. Now you have your kid,
right, and your kid kids. Dude, I know when my kids were
young, they couldn't fucking remember shit to save their lives, like younger than
what they are now. Obviously we're still young, but like when they were
in the three four range, right, talking to them was comical. It
was like talking to Dorry. Yeah, it really was. Yeah, you
know what I mean. And now I'm I just hit forty and it's me.
Yeah, it's you. Now, it's you. So Dorry embodies a
large part of your life, right like at like different stages of life.
So I love I love finding Nemo. And then don't touch the butt.
Don't touch the butt. Yeah, and Darla, Darla's fucking hysterical, dude.
I love that kid. That's fucking great. And uh but number one
for me is going to be a surprise for you. I think it's Ratituy
Really I love Ratituey, dude. So that I was gonna say, I
hate that movie, Like it's one of those I I just it's a good
movie. I just don't connect with it, get it. I don't enjoy
it as much. But it is a good movie. Like They're not everybody's
cup of tea, and it is one of the it is one of the
lesser liked Pixar movies. Yeah, but I love it, dude, Yeah,
I love it. The other honorable mention I would throw out there that
I actually do enjoy was a Bugs Life. Yeah, one of the early
Yeah, it's good and UP was really good too. Up was okay,
Up was good too. I can't watch Up over and over again. Up
is one of the few that it's like, oh, I haven't seen this
in like six years. Okay, yeah, yeah, but but it's good.
But it's good. It is good. They're all good. Yeah.
I heard Elementals tanked. Yeah, the new one. I haven't gone to
see it yet, but I heard it tanked or it was terrible, ilred.
They tried to push too many agendas, which sounds right now, makes
sense, sounds right. Yeah. So I actually really like now that like
when you go on Disney to watch, if you start watching older movies like
Ellie. This last week or so, it's been really into Peter Pan and
it has a disclaimer at the beginning because of racist or racial and you think
about, like the Indian scene in Peter Pan, like, you can't get
away with that. Even Hook, even even the live action hook, the
Hook with with Robin Williams correct had some ship in it, correct, and
so and Aladdin has a lot of those old ones have disclaimers because it's just
a different time. Yeah. Yeah, and it didn't necessary mean it in
a racist tone. But now it's like everything is so over over the top.
So I find it comical with Disney that you even give the option to
keep that in there and you don't cut the scenes or stuff like that,
which would be terrible, but which would be Yeah. Well, I mean,
look, okay, what is your opinion on the remake of The Little
Mermaid. I haven't haven't seen it. I have no care to see it,
and I won't see it. I don't. I could care less that
they changed the Mermaid. Yep, I don't care. Black, white,
Asian, Mexican, I don't. I don't give a shit. I just
have no I have no care to watch it. At some point, I'm
sure it'll come on in our house and Ellie might want to watch it,
like I had no care to see Aladdin, and I like Will Smith's fantastic
that. Yeah, the Aladdin live action is phenomenal. It's a really good
movie. But I would have never watched it if it wasn't for my kids
wanting to watch it or my wife watching it. Would have never watched it.
But it's great. The problem is, actually that's the best live action.
I agree. I will say the problem that I have with a Little
Mermaid it's not that they did it, it's why they did it. Yeah,
they did it on purpose. And when you do something like that specifically
for that reason, it diminishes, It diminishes the meaning. Correct, It
wholeheartedly diminishes the meaning of it. Right. I'm fine with them changing any
character to any color, race, or creedic religion. I don't give a
shit. I don't care. Right, that's not why I watch movies.
Well, because you bring it up, you're like, okay, well,
why didn't you make a Laddin a hispanic guy? Yeah, it doesn't matter
what the genie is because he's blue. It doesn't matter what race he is.
He's blue, and he's still blue in the movie Bingo. But why
didn't you make a Laddin the black guy? Why didn't you make him the
thief? Right? Because because you're fucking racist? Right, Because it would
it would have went over like a fucking fart. Right. But but then
when you go to the Mermaid, well let's make the Mermaid black. Yeah,
and people are like, you know this up and arms or on the
opposite side. I just don't give a shit. But it's just like it
feels like you did it, you solely did it. Just to create the
scene. It's like, that's what the problem with it is. Yeah,
and they put yeah, it just it doesn't make sense. I don't And
that's why I don't. Again, I don't have a desire to see it.
Because I don't have a desire to see it. It doesn't it doesn't
intrigue me. It doesn't look interesting to me. It doesn't look like something
I'm going to enjoy. But that's not because of what they did or why
they did it. But the problem I have is why they did it.
Yeah, yeah, So, I mean white people have already fucked up enough.
We've made the Mexican with Brad Pitt, we made the Last Samurai with
Tom Cruise pretty much. You know what's fucking crazy, dude about Like,
and this isn't me being a dick, but like, the whole thing with
slavery, right is that slavery has been going on for thousands of years,
with all races, with all races, all race, all races, races.
The term comes from Slavic, yes, which was not African, no
at all. So and most of the African slaves that were sold were sold
by other Africans. Just to be clear, I'm not saying that, and
what has happened when people became free in the United States, even of color,
they in turn owned slaves. So it's to me that that's exactly it
is. Is slavery a problem? Was it a problem? Yes, but
but it involved everybody, didn't involve just white people and black It wasn't just
white. And that's what the agenda is being pushed is it's white and black.
And they do that because they want to control. They want to control
the narrative. They they want to distract, they want to heard correct instead
of empower. So do your research. True, let's uh, let's just
stop there. Yeah, it seems like a good stopping point. His dad's
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