Let's do it. Hello everyone, Welcome to a very very very special episode
of Isakai Dungeons and Dragons. I am currently in a different country and it's
six am in the morning. For me, I got up, but I
actually got about four thirty am. Just for D and D. That's how
dedicate comments. When did you like eleven pm? I went. I went
to go see a football game last night. Was very exciting, and they
were a lot of really drunk international students and they got so there's a big
group of like white people, like drunk, smoking, just making a whole
bunch of just unnecessary record and a whole bunch of a whole bunch of Koreans
around just like giving them dirty looks. And they were literally right next to
me, and I was so worried that I would be lumped in with them
that I kept inching myself further and further. It was. But the score
was five to one. F se soul. Wow, that's wild. Isn't
that amazing? That's five is a high score for football? Yeah, fucking
your top table. Anyway, I'm here as always podcast. I'm here as
always with Norman Briggs. Hey, what's up, guys, how's it going.
I'm also here with Daniel Green Wilhelm. Hi. I'm also here with
Anthony taking one on one Hi, And I'm also here with Cody. I
forgot my name. We forgot my name. That's that's the worst out of
all of them. To podcast Career of Collabs. I should actually forgive the
cart in Quagmire thing now because you forgot literally probably the person here that's your
closest friend. And I was thirteen years old. That's rough. I remember,
that's rough. I remember our first meeting. Yeah. Also, you
know sorry it is is Mark Schwaberdy Nichols, who the famous, the famous
Schwabity from Schaberty does Gangham Style. Go to YouTube right now. You don't
need to do go into YouTube. Schwaby doest Style. You created that that
you directed that music video. That's awesome. My different name was you were
the kid in the fit. I remember you type in Schwabty does gag of
Style. Not only is it an incredible video of Schwabity doing gang of Style,
but it's also the first documented footage of me and Mark in the same
video. And you can see me. I come in the background, I
start doing Ganga style behind him, and he's totally unaware. Yeah I didn't
really, I went at whole point five years low. Yeah, and I
think I'm thirteen. Oh my god, that's yeah, I got thank you.
Hold on, I gotta like that ruined my life. You know.
The funniest part of this, the funniest part by far, is that the
top comment is from three years ago, and it's someone saying, I can't
believe Rustige wasn't lying. So this means you tell people about this over the
last brings it up. He's bringing up but you kidding, You're popping the
fuck off right now? Dude? Wow? Yeah, really, dude,
Mark were that was the first time I'd ever had alcohol, Ben Shold at
the convention bar and I had maybe like one third of and that was and
that was gone. Oh yeah you seeing me? Oh my goustage two minutes,
two minutes, twenty seconds, he shows two minutes, sixteen cents at
the time. Yeah, there you go. I mean it was a different
Did I miss anything? No, Russage is just a baby. It's the
great thing about video is it can be taken down because we could. We
don't know who put it up. Just some guy put it up. Do
I have your permission to put that in an episode of Fantasy News just for
me. Absolutely. I think that might be my new subscription button, just
like I've rewed his life general life. Why are you wearing a Steve from
Blues Clues shirt? It's like a great yeah kind of looks like that.
Yeah, then that brightened up? What cyber bullying looks like? Jay?
We've given you a wonderful example. Okay, last time on Eastkydungeon Dragons,
you had solved racism and you had finally, gosh, thank god, that's
done with. You've entered into the cave where the monk shrine was, Jesus
activated his his necklace and the monk god key Monkey came out and he just
started fucking your ship up and then Smug died. So yeah, Smug is
smug one tapped Anthony. He's really broken up by that. Yeah good,
Yeah he should be. He yeah, he should be. I'm just he
should be. It's not it's not his fault, but he you know it
is now, isn't Daniel Green? The flame wave spreads out, you guys
will manage to dodge. I don't think you dodged out the way, but
you took the fifty damage and you're only on half health. So you took
it front force. It is now your turnament, What are you gonna do?
Misster Daniel Green? How big is this monkey? Huge? He's a
big monkey? O. Mike Tyson is huge. The Iron Giant is huge.
There's there's a range too huge. I think he's specifically he's the monkey.
He's specifically the huge D and D size. Well on the map he's
twenty by twenty feet, So there you go. That gives you an idea
of the hugeness of this. Oh my god, he's big. He's like,
yeah, what is that? That's like full Victor webbeny on miss Now
as the DM, is this a situation where the bigger they are, the
harder they fall? My trip attack is super effective? Or he's so big
there's nowhere I don't think trip. You can trip creatures of large show bigger,
right, I think that's in the rules. Yeah, okay, then
I'm gonna go ahead and do a goading attack. Good idea, God him,
that's where he clever. Actually, I'm gonna show him that I'm the
better monk. Okay, oh oh, I know how I'm gonna and here's
my joke. Are you ready? Wait wait wait Daniel Green, mm hmm,
you gotta we we gotta do this bit. So before you do your
joke, Willhelm has to realize that he has the amulet. Oh, here's
what's gonna happen. I got it planned out, okay, perfect, perfect.
The shark is going to do a dramatic, dratic, dramatic monk pose
and he's accidentally gonna knock a necklace out from under his shirt and he's just
completely forgotten. Oh my god, a necklace? All right, guys remember
and they could. He looks over, he's like, what are you talking
about? And he hold up his hands and there's two big thunder gauntlets on.
It's like, whoa those things? And as I point like in my
hand and a huge stab and then I'm just on the crowd like this spot,
I'm a robot. What okay? So you you discover the amulet and
it has a little bit of it has like a at the moment, it
has a neutral face and it will turn into a laughing face if you're successful,
but into a sad face if you're not successful. I'm gonna look at
the monkey and I'm gonna say it's time to see who's a better monk.
E all right, all right, run that pole, run that pole,
make it like a mint. Whatever. The shortest amount of time is run
that. I think that's a guys, I think that's a weird right for
chat. For chat, the jokes have to be a terms of funny,
but also jokes the shark would make and the shark's fucking jump. Well yeah,
so joke still be good. Joe, Okay, so good for anyone
listening at home. Whenever the shark, he's rediscovered the Funny Amulet, which
means that whenever he does anything, he can activate the amulets. Tell a
joke, and if he's sick, we'd poll chat. If it's successful,
they think it's funny, then he gets bonus damage or whatever he's doing.
If they don't think it's funny, he's going to take damage. Yeah,
and we're all about characters. It is simultaneously remembered that they have these items
that they received from the Vivision Julius Caesar, like twenty episodes ago. We've
just been carrying them completely forgotten. It is. If you vote for your
feet, all right, that's just gonna make them vote no, Well,
it doesn't matter there genuinely currently fifty to fifty like this is. I didn't
think it was going to be this tense. I think this is. Oh
my god, Yes, won by two votes Jesus Christ one per Jesus Christ.
He just showed feet. I can't I can't believe it to our blind
man word man, the most the most voluptuous set of what dogs you've ever
seen on a person. That's what we're looking at right now for all blind
listeners. Oh, I didn't think. I didn't think you would describe it
for anyone. I just thought you were having an inner monologue, one outer
monologue that speaking out. Yeah, you were like, those are the most
voluptuous. Well, that's with Daniel Green's feet and Schwaberty's commentary. That is
people need a moment to calm down now, because that's like people very excited.
Here's the thing about audience is there will be a significant amount of people
who, even if they don't think it's funny, they just want him to
do the extra damage. Anyway. Yeah, make your make your attack.
Wait are you saying that I'm I'm voting with advantage? You are essentially voting
with advantage. Okay, now what what now? What the fun are you
going to do? You toltal a really bad joke, but the gods still
found him funny. Okay, fuck you. It was a good joke.
But when the joke lands, you see my palms get six packs. And
then yeah, yeah, attack go ahead, So it's such a regular attack,
and then we do the goating thing to it. Right, You're gonna
have to run up to the monkey to hit him though, Yeah, that's
what I'm doing. Okay, you run up next to You're next to Jesus.
Now you've run up next to Jesus. Oh I hit fire fists.
That's the wrong thing. Sorry, it's the same role number. So it
misses. Just do improvised weapon for the moment. It literally we've just ruled
that every single time. The shark means an attack without a weapon. It's
an improvised weapon. And your hands are your improvised weapon. Goddamn right they
are. Okay, then I can make three attacks that turn, so I'm
gonna do another one on Yeah that also misses man final one and that yeah
one chrits credit and I will say now that usually a kriit doubles or dice
rolls. I'm gonna say that doesn't apply to the Ambulet. You're not going
to get two D eight, but you will get an extra D eight,
so roll the extra D eight on top of that as well, so it
would be sixteen plus. It's our slash slash on slash slash slash slasher.
It's not a sid breddit. I get my Yeah, it's our slash.
It's our slash slash. Use I just used the button. Why sho damage
that good? You know what? It was a very good joke, so
you come it just won by two points, so not my joke. Rest
people decided. Listen, the people decided on Brexit and that wasn't a good
idea bringing political commentary. Well, this is not the first time and it
won't be the last either. You I mean you, you punch him and
the little Amulet is laugh at the same time in time with your punches.
Your first two miss, but your last one hits is a goading attack.
So you also do an extra D eight damage for the going attack, which
erectly a joke, was better than the one that the shark, So twenty
damage which is really solid, and he's got to do a Wisdom Safe,
right, yeah, or else he's at Why am I in player mode?
I'm not a plant. I'm the You're in South You're in South Korea.
So if you're not used to the whole setup and everything, yeah, they
think, oh wait sorry, on a failed save, the target has disadvantage
on all attack roles against targets other than you until the end of the But
but like, that's just a way of saying that they want to attack you,
just their attention is on you. Yeah, okay, so he doesn't
do it wisdom Safe, all right, he is, I mean he is.
He is the monk god. I think it's his best at Oh no,
well, he could fail. He did not fail. He did not
fail. So you did try to goat him, and he was not goaded.
I like to think that he didn't like the implied racism. I think
so, but like, but not enough that he wants to attack you,
just enough that he feels like it's not a thing. He was not.
I'm better than that, you know what. I killed a goblin today and
that was great. Okay, now he's feeling he's feeling very groovy. Right.
He looks down at you, Wilhelm, and he says, you really
thought that that was funny. Let me tell let me tell you a joke.
You chat voted it, chat voted it okay, Anthony Europe, Anthony
Europe, PUV. I'm upset, small, smoldering body is on the ground.
I had listen. People might say Anthony like, I didn't force him
to do shit. I didn't use a deception rule. I didn't do I
was just like convincing him, like, hey man, you could do this.
And I genuinely believed in him. I wasn't trying to lure him into
death. I genuinely thought it would be okay and everything will be fine.
And he died right in front of me. I do remember that in episode
A thing wouldn't have known this. But in episode one he specifically needed you
guys's help because he was too weak to take on just the regular towns guard
in the like the level one village, guys, I need I need to
go talk to my wife. I'm out of here and I just actually the
ambulance and I'm bopping at he's going to so that he can go to therapy
with his I can't fucking deal with this ship right now. I have a
magical ambulant, and I can go see my wife right now. I'm gonna
go do it. Can I just pop out of exist? Let's get the
do you have it? I have a copy running away from his roll,
literally running away. So funny. If it's just Antonio again, I thought
about if it's twelve, then it's Antonio. Okay, here we go.
Who am I gonna be on this adventure? Cyborg lawyer? I'm the Oh,
I think I know what this one is. He just said I was
gonna, I was gonna. I was gonna do like a thing where you
like transform and everyone had a guess, but he just would vic. The
boys cut out from me. Okay, uh are you? Who are you?
It's number six? Yeah? Six? Okay, so you smash the
amulet and you everybody sees his body start to dig. I mean, it's
just sort of I don't even know how to describe what it looks like.
You know what, You figure that out? Because I have a Viking shield,
I'm gonna go grab. Okay, it's like a doctor who regeneration,
you know, when he regenerates. I'm gonna imagine it's sort of like that.
So his his skin glows this radiant yellow and his head morphs into really
disheveled and I'm frankly, I'm going to say unwashed looking man. Right,
he's got his big Viking, he's got his he's got his Viking helmets on,
which is historically accurate, does not have horns, just just a regular
helmet, just a regular helm. I am just back from the Battle of
the English Battle Battle of one Dnium. There we go. I'm just like,
yes, ah, sure, sure is this Valalla he is? I
was fighting that. I was fighting the British English. Britain's probably not a
thing yet. I was fighting the English for it is definitely not a thing
yet. His name is from the year one thousand exactly. If anyone wants,
I am as Viking. Anybody that's anyone that's watched Finland Saga knows what
I'm going for at this point. So it's fine, okay, okay,
So you've you've just appeared tour and you giant monkey, do want a state?
Tour is still an art? Yes, he sure is, so you
you can figure that out. Wait a minute, I have the spell somebody
in chested and thor fin and that's such a good name. That's a good
one. Well maybe that's his fun name. Yeah, artificer has magic weapon.
Okay, magic sort and it closed with Runes Viking or Celtic not Celtic
magic, but Nordic magic. Come back. I really just like how you
mean you he's like ready for fight. He's just like he gets transported to
a different world. He just sees big monkey and he's like killing him.
It's a giant fucking monkey. And I'm a Viking. Do you not want
to kill any of the people in this room? The giant monkey is gonna
get the Vikings attention? Rustage ya paid attention to Norman over there with a
fucking stick. I agree, I agree, I just I just wanted to
confirm there's a giant of like forty foot monkey in the room. That is
God Tours Torphin's entire attention right now, all right, and Torphin and Torphin
he's pumping full of Amtorphins right now. That's what I'm saying, all right,
Chat is that funny chat? Do the vote chat for the honor of
Sigvaldi. Okay, well that's your phonu section to do the thing so you
actually can still make an action here. I mean I'm running right up to
him and stabbing him with a magic weapon with go ahead or whatever the that
is. Leave sure that's on your sheet somewhere. Yeah, magic's Viking sword.
Yeah that's right there. Hold on him, go ahead, all right?
So everyone else you see tore the just this vikings a toss. He's
a tour de force. Chat was that funny? You don't have the laughing
abulet I should do? You don't even You don't even hit him. It
doesn't because it is a magic weapon. It does get a plus one to
attack, but it still does it doesn't hit the monkey, but that's good
to know. Yeah, we are not hitting Wait a minute, Oh wait,
no, that won't work. Okay, it's fine. Okay, you
run up with your blade and you swing at the monkey. I must say
that every time somebody misses him, he's essentially parrying it with his like forearms.
So he just like he like when Goku meets Trunks for the first time,
He just like puts the sword tween his two fingers and he just parries
it, and it looks very cool. Anthony has extra what Anthony has extra
attack though? Go ahead? So yeah, Antonio didn't really do much Antonio.
Okay, well, if we're flavoring this, you know what, I'm
gonna roll for the thunder gauntlets because like, I'm still an artificer by that
logic, So just magic thundersword. Yeah, was lightning fucking in hopes as
your sword and you critically hit smash. It's just the he's just he does
he left of damage. Good for toll and I think he's also distracted.
I think he has to focus on Anthony. A creature hit by the gauntlets
has disadvantage on attack rolls against targets. The thunder Gods are an artificer thing
that's different from yours under gordlets. Yeah, so I'm like Shark did a
coating attack and now I'm doing the same kind of no focus on me,
yours a successful both. So he's he's definitely going to attack the Lightning Viking.
Okay, yeah, I got I got two attacks. That's what I
did. Uh, there's a Viking here now all right, I'll you guys
do your turns. I'll figure out how the rest of this ship's gonna work.
Cody, Cody, you are up. You've just seen the lightning Viking?
Did you just see the lightning? Viking charge a giant monkey. Yeah,
he thought Jesus and was crazy Lightning Viking and the Monkey. These are
light They're like, well, I was gonna say're like knock off Harry Potter
titles like Harry Potter and the Lightning Viking. Yeah. I thought it was
like, you know, like the Fox, Negress the Monkey. So POV
your Cody. You're kind of in the back of the room right now.
There's the giant monkey. Every one is point blank attacking this guy. There's
a pile of ash on the floor five ft away from me, and I'm
just like, man, it sucks. I need to ask you. I
need to ask you a question. Yes me, I love question about how
we did this before. I'm a big question fan. You are how when
I when I went big monkey mode before, it was with the without the
god. That was just that was that was Was that just a creature I
could turn into? It was I think, so I think you can turn
into a giant age. It was something you want to go monkey monkey?
Yeah? Oh no, it was polymorph used the spell polymorph plymph. Yeah,
I did. I did okay doing that. M hmm. What what
do you know as about man? Tell me Hey, what are you using
the spells? Because feelver you Right, you've just seen one of the first
people you ever helped in this world months and months ago, die in front
of you because of the recklessness of a companion that you have so immediately COULDI
is like, I need to bring this guy back. I only have one
way to do that. It's Reencounter. It's my highest level spell. I
need to hold onto that. So I kind of don't want to use spells
too much. I'm wondering if I should transform into a creature. It's really
hard to process the latest therapy session between me and you, right, error
do wait, my trauma comes from you. Do you want to do the
Anthony therapy role play? Like you pop back into into real life, you
call up your therapist. Hey, man, what's going on? Well,
it's the future, so it's like it's just like we we zoom call just
like will be discontinued by then. Yeah, it's zoom too. Yeah,
yeah, okay, Tom, Doctor GLaDOS, I just is he just named
after her? It it's actually Gladys. I just I'm going through a lot
right now. I went to I went back into the other world, and
my friend died. You are stupid and fat Ah, she's the one,
very bitchy. She's literally would be the worst therapist. The data shows that
you and not for me, the most the best thing that you could do
in this situation is kill yourself. Probably glad to be Gladys is your therapist.
All right, So Anthony is gonna make a wisdom save and where that
kids us critically, Doc, Doc, I'm not gonna do that, you
know what. I don't know why I'm going to you anymore. I think
you might be the cause of a lot of my problems. Then and then
she goes, you pass the test. Congratulations. Oh my god, I'm
over the death of smart. I did it twenty two for therapy. I
curn't success therapy. Oh man, going to therapy first time roller crit You're
instantly saying, this really is just like PUV. You signed up for better
help. Yeah. Meanwhile, in the real world, won the poll.
Okay, Carl thinks he's a comedian. I'm gonna I'm gonna hold my hands
out and I'm gonna cast wither and Bloom at fourth level because fuck it.
So Jesus Christ, this is this is this is the somebody died spell that
Cody always costs. Yeah, this is the spelling cass rector alty. Nobody
died. This is like somebody who died withering bloom. This is forty six.
This is the equivalent Cody going like QB like nine tailed folks. Yeah,
this is be bomb. He's gonna deal forty six no crotic damage.
I think it's because it's no cratic damage. It's like very it's like not
Cody, you know, yeah, empthetical to him as a character. But
then also pitbull. That's sorry, I'm reading it from the screen. My
mistake. But we're gonna we're gonna get three D six, No three what
what is your what is your hit dice? Because you get to roll your
hit dice. His main hit dice is a D ten ten. Three D
ten. You're gonna get in Healing, Oh wow, three D ten.
I mean, Willhelm, don't change your name for the is it forty six
monkeys? It's bull shark now. But it's fine. We had that little
we had a moment we had Remember you had that whole moment where you were
like, you know what, I'm gonna be will Helm. I'm just gonna
be true to me. Oh yeah, yeah, all right, he needs
to do a concution zerving thrower. Okay, he's quite good at those two.
He's gonna say it's only ten damage. Maybe hey, maybe he would
just choose to fail because he's like, it's only ten Yeah, let's pride
be is down for that's crazy. You're crazy, thank you, let's go.
Oh that's good. He critically failed, so he did. You know
what he says, You start draining the fucking life from him, and he
goes, this is just a tickle. Wow, Then I feel a tickle.
I am so zen, I feel nothing. I have process. This
is not what his voice was last time. You've turned it into this like
whispery thing because you can't shout because you're in a He was always quite mellow
though he was a mellow monkey. He also didn't did he did that.
The whole thing the duxposition is he would talk like hello and then occasionally have
to go like, it's hiccups. You can't help it. I'm going to
then use my bonus action to wild chip. I'm going to transform into a
spotted lion. Okay, you turn into a spotted lion. It's not like
a spotted dick. Bread On a lion. Yeah, it's like spotted dick.
Yeah, shout out, spotted dick, my favorite thing to eat.
You love spotted dick. It's real, it's so good. Have any of
you guys besides Mark had spotted dick. I don't know what the fuck you're
talking about right now. When you come to England, when I will give
you teching. When you come to England, I'm going to give you spotted
dick. You're gonna give me spoted dick in England and I'll take it off.
Okay, Well, that's just that's what's gonna happen. I guess.
Okay, I'm not mature enough to contribute to this conversation. It's too much
of a low hanging fruit at this point, you know what I mean.
So it's yeah, that's what Kayla says about me. All but here's the
thing. I'm once, I once, I transformed. I'm still I'm not.
I'm not. This is not moving in just yeah, it's just you've
transformed the I'm transformed. I'm kind of I'm actually gonna skirt around the side
a little bit so everyone else is like attacking it from the front. I'm
going to move around the side a little bit. Okay, all right,
perfect, I don't get a hit by a yeah yeah, so sorry.
I just want to point in Daniel Green, the implication there is that you
do not do not get erect. I just Jomany and I have one thing
in common, and it's beautiful that we share. I've been imer bullied too
many times. It really is like I spent so long with my career as
a creator, for like the last like thirteen years, trying desperately to make
myself look cool online. And it is impossible when you are close friends with
Restage, because he will bring you down at every possible moment I have.
I don't know, there's nothing cooler than having friends that love you enough to
give you ship. Ah, that's nice. You know what, Mark,
before I met you, I thought you succeeded it with that image. All
right, Well that's that's good enough at least a surface level, you know.
I said, it's very cool. Travity does gandom style comment on comment
on the video will help, right? Yeah? Yeah, you can use
three of your head dice. It doesn't actually count as your head dice though.
I just for it was guys, if you go to the tropy dot
Gangham style video and comment. I can't believe this guy has director what I
functioned now. That's this is why are you doing this to me? This
is so evil? Rusted here, You're you're you're awful. You know people
are actually gonna go do it too. I can't believe I have definitely just
become the villain. Everywhere here has turned against you? Are ye? Chat?
Was that funny? Chat Chat vote? Do the vote? Rolls?
Okay, Norman? It is no cast testicular tosson on the d M.
Yeah, don't worry, Mark, I'll bring you some some blue pills when
I come to London. These are not bad chat Willhelm roll hasn't hasn't actually
yeah, but you actually heal that health. I'm sure he'll do it.
Norman, his name is will him Daniell fucked it up or whatever? I
am like rustage, I'm about to ask you like twenty questions. Okay,
it's okay, listen. Is it a mineral? Or is it a vegetable?
I love that game. That's funny. Okay, chat this monkey?
How totally we we we said about twenty feet feet okay, number two,
you can't jump that high? Wait wait, wait, there is a buddy
I need validate's chat. That's the worst. Please, What does my my
staff do again? It's melfs acid error, so it just fires, it's
gonna it's going to fire a ball of goo that splats on someone and burns
them. It's like a cidic but it's arranged at spell attacks. So I
think you would have disadvantage with your next to him. No, but he's
twenty feet tall. Yeah, I could like shoot at his head. That
doesn't That doesn't change the fact that you have disadvantage. You have disadvantage from
him. Yeah, it's the disadvantage to your range attacks is not because it's
difficult to hit someone who's five feet away from you. Is because there's somebody
in your space stopping you from doing rain shit right, I disagree? Well
that take it up with fucking women, Gary guy GaX normal, shoot someone
high. My fad is very difficult. Norman. Can't you just Misty step
away and then use the acid earrow thing? I don't have Misty step.
Ah, man, you should get Misty step. Misty steps good, she
said, it is great. It's a bonus action too, to know.
I'm so sorry to interrupt things. For the last couple of minutes, I've
been trying to do the thing where I changed my background, and it was
gonna be like, ha ha, I'm gonna make it funny. It's gonna
be the definition of a rectile dysfunction. But then I realized I'd be putting
images of myself with the definition of Yeah, I'd think that might be perfect
perceived a different way. Yeah, it was like, oh, wait,
I'm the wrong one in that situation. Oh my god. Okay, Norman,
what the fuck are you doing? Well? You just ruined my entire
plan. I figured I was shooting something twenty feet away from me amy at
his head, Oh my god. Okay, if I use ray of sickness,
oh my god, like the rage fellat Yeah, I don't know what
you walked up to the monkey. I'll be honest, I can grasp is
melee if you have that. I wanted to. I wanted to use field
a fire shield. To be honest, I would double che because I know
it's ranged weapon attacks range spell attacks. Sorry you don't have you don't have
spell sniper, do you? Or I don't think that actually changes anything?
Yeah, makes it further. I'm thinking of need like you would need cross
but yeah, yeah, yeah, they think they still have disadvantage or some
sorcerer metamagic ship I think can make it work too. But yeah, yeah,
I mean we're probably in like magic missile. That would probably that would
just that no matter what you do, like a fifth level magic missile,
you're just cute. I'll do a fifth level ray of sickness. I thought
I would feel like a sixty eight. Oh is that a ra attack?
It is? It is. Unfortunately, I'm sorry that they can hear like
typing noises. I just I realized that that's gonna be in the backroun of
the episode, and he continue, I haven't noticed it. No, it
wouldn't be for you guys. It's it's it's a it's a TP computer noise.
Yeah, I have any that you can use this term for, like
trying to power up someone else, Like do you have any blessings or anything
like that. That's a good idea. I don't have major armor activated.
I could have given sir Button major armor. Oh you don't have it like
eat prepared. I don't have it prepared for the day. That's okay.
Also, chat button is so cute at first, I'm like, oh,
he might die. Oh well, but now I don't want him to die
because he's cute. It's horrible. You know your fire shields. How long
is that active? Ten minutes? Oh? It's good? And is it?
Is it not? It's not connatration thing? Is it not? Shit?
I don't know what to do. I'm gonna attack with this advantage.
I don't care. Okay, sickness take if I do hit? Can I
can? I then choose what level of castat is that how it works?
No? You choose you cast the spell. I'm sorry to do it.
It is a risk. I don't magic missiles a sure hit. I'm just
saying, yeah, definitely hit level magic missile. You do you, you
do you, You're gonna you you. You're sort of trading off here.
You could also just move away and get the opportunity attack and then do your
rate of sickingness without I'm gonna do that. Okay, So he will,
he will hit you with his stuff. I'm covered in blue flames, do
it? I think twenty two. Still, he'll get he'll take damage if.
Here's the thing, though, it's actually quite smart because his staff attacks
don't do that much damage because the whole point is that when he does attack
with it, he attacks like six times or whatever because he has so many
arms, So you do only take ten damage. And I do it two
D eight and wait, yeah, you're right. It does damage too far
to the monkey because of your fucking warn. Oh my god, yeah,
do your two D eight. Then that's a not a one in a two,
not one of the two. It's okay, So he takes so you
step back. He's small down with one of his uh, with his with
his bow stuff his Wait, he has disadvantage because he attacks someone other than
me. Oh that's a good point, such a good point. Actually,
I'll just him with the light Thor's lightning sword sixteen does a sixteen hit?
Norman? Uh? Yes, okay, so it still with a hit,
okay, regardless. You do step backwards though, Norman, So yes,
I am going to. I mean, look at their button and be like
once she hits the fan. Your training in magic is the one thing you
count on. And I step backwards and like let it. Why is words?
Oh my gosh, you took the hit so that he could take damage
via the fire. That is ingenious, I had. Why are we whispering?
No, I'm kidding. The subot is one of the voices I cannot
do at a hotel at six am. That's understandable. Okay, no,
leak up your neighbors. Yeah no, I don't. Then, so as
I back up and like get hit by the staff, I am going to
cast ray of sickness at the fifth level. Okay, okay, roll to
hit the god. It's just so, it's arranged spell attack. It's the
same as your chromatical break. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, that's what I've
been So it's your proficiency plus your charisma. Yeah, you just hit ray
sickness hits sixty eight. Right, that's pretty huge. Here we go,
baby, it's two D eight three four or five sixty eight. Yeah all
right, it's monkeys about to get sick. You you point forwards and you
cast a ray of sickness. You roll a lot of ones in those d
eighths. But you have your war cleric, you have power search, right,
don't ask Rigs a question about his class. Wait, breaks is a
cleric? I thought I even think, like, what what is what is
Norman a cleric? I forgot about that. I thought I only hadn arcane
deflection. You can still magical energy within yourself to later empower your damaging spells.
Uh what does it do? Once return? When you deal damage to
a creature or opt within a wizard spell, you can spend one more power
surge to do extra forcet damage to that target equals half your wizard level.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. So you're going to do an extra
wait I think it's rotted down, right, Yeah, so you do an
extra four damage on top of that. Good like rolling another d Yeah,
but your guy has to do it. Oh did he fail? What was?
He's going to do a saving throw? Right? Anyway, you constitution
you fire off array of sickness. It is ghastly poisonous spray rushes forwards and
envelops. Key. I want to point out that Norman used his staff that
he remembered he had and it comes the raised sickness comes out of that,
out of the ouze stuff. Yeah, okay, good, good for him.
He kind of wet like it just kind of it's kind of like damper.
I think he succeeds the con save, right, yeah, mine's spell
save sixteen. Yeah. Yeah, so he succeeds the consave so he doesn't
get whatever the adverse effects, he still takes the twenty one damage as you
hit him fall on with a big ray of sickness invelops him. He coughs
out, and then he like focuses himself to not get poisoned. He says,
I am immune to every disease. Turns out you don't need modison medicine,
you just need meditation, and then you could never get that out again.
Take that his life advice. Okay, Norman, is that your turn?
Yep? Okay, it is now the ball Well, I think Cody's
Cody's in the biggest risk ballwise, but we'll see. Yeah, alright,
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna roll through a bunch of times and then I'll
tell you what happens. This is what happens. So Ball number one,
the ice ball flies and misses everyone who just flies off at a random direction.
Ball number two, the flame ball is gonna I it just narrowly misses
Willhelm, just sort of gets past Wilhelm and bashes into the wall. Ball
number three is going to hit Norman. Norman is getting hit by a ball.
It's the earth ball. It's an earth ball. So the earth ball
fires forwards and to think about these balls, there's no saving throat, there's
no attack for all. If you're in the path of the ball, it's
going to fucking knock into you. You're gonna get battered, You're gonna get
Yeah, so you're want to take damage. You stepped back into the path
of the earth ball. You step perfectly, You did perfectly. It's it's
not a ton of damage, but it's just the fact that it's unblockable damage
is crazy. So you take nineteen Yeah, that's not a lot, youch
Yeah, and I took ten before right to the ball. Yes, so
you took twenty nine total. So the earth ball comes by you just you're
too busy focusing on on Wukong that suddenly to your left, the fucking projectile
ball just slams into you. I got third partied, he really did.
And then the last ball is honestly, I think the last ball, the
air ball is just going to be bouncing around in the background somewhere's it got
stuck in this little this little alcove in the side. So it's just all
right. Jesus is up. Jesus looks over at Wilhelm and he saw you,
you know, successfully land a punch on this on this monkey, and
he says, hey, dude, seems like your training is going well.
Did I ever tell you how proud I am of you? You're my number
one disciple. Also, well, that's happening right now, Jesus, I
mean spirits, I mean right next to Jesus, there's a Viking angrily yelling
and stabbing a monkey. Jesus looks over at the Viking and he goes,
how much for the intelligy? I'll be honest. Okay, what's Jesus gonna
do? He's just gonna punch, that's all he does. Wilhelm still hasn't
recovered his head. Yeah, add your age, p Willhelm. That you
got you right, and I rolled it. I just about to add it.
Thirteen. Think, Oh my god, Jesus hits every attacks right.
Gaming. He's going crazy. Jesus is gaming. Oh my god. He
does not believe in evolution. He eats monkeys. We did establish this.
Yeah, that was a funny one chat retroact. What's that funny? This
is one of your worst bits. Yeah, the top three worst bits on
indeed, actually I think it might be top five best bits. Chat is
the top fives listen, your top five best bits and my top five worst
bits definitely are close to it perfect. You know what, one of my
favorite I D bits of all time is, remember when you guys were in
the restaurant and corpus and every times some one would walk through the door,
you'd go, you're me and my tummy. It would just unnecessarily interrupt everything
you guys would try to say. You guys will carrying and have a serious
conversation about guy. Then that's one of my favorite because nobody else liked it.
I don't think none of you enjoyed it. I don't think any of
you loved once. And I think I was so angry, but I can't
do you found him, buddy. It says, yeah, you're the DM.
You gotta put in stuff for you sometimes, man, I mean,
that's just you know, it's your story. Sorry, agreed what we're saying.
I was gonna say, I'm the easiest to make laugh person on the
planet. And if it doesn't make leel me laugh, it's a very bad
sign. That's rough. Okay, Well, Jesus, Jesus just fucking pummeled
with the monkey. Oh that really did sound like an innuendo. That's crazy.
Sir Button saw Norman take the step back, and he's like, just
as I would do what you do, steps back and then gets knocked out.
I specifically told the last episode not to do what I do. Okay,
that's true, true, true, Sir Button goes, and I will
stand here and fight. Then you you were very brave, Norman stepping into
the path of that ball you took on for the tea. I did it
on purpose. Yeah, and this is why I respect you so much.
You give me power. He looks over at the Viking, the Lightning Viking,
and he says, hey, I don't know who you are, but
I like your weapon. What sort of devil man are you? I am
not a devil man. I am a mushling. My name is Sir Button.
I hail from the spawn of Baron Foon and die I must be in
the battle the battle hall of Valhall that there's no other explanation for this giant
monkeys and mushroom people. I am son of Foon, apprentice of Norman.
Ah, I am tour son of four to Awson, and I am the
ambassador of mushling kind. I call upon you lightning Blade, the lightning Blade
comes down and it hits once. Ah, you have the blessings of four
as well. He's God. We're gonna make a Viking Christian then send him
home. Oh my god, just fucking I have been waiting for the blessings
of my God. He's just very loud. He's very loud, and I
enjoy him a whole lot. O the sixteen Hell yes, but sixteen doesn't
hit. It's them on the heads. Oh my god. I'm also so
afraid for your safety, Teching when you're waiting and squirt around. It's not
okay, it's uh, it's you know, it's a pretty good quality one.
I don't know if it's sharp or not. I don't know. Sorry,
I thought it was plastic. Is it actually? Oh no, it's
it's hefty. It's hafty because we're going to albap at one piece soon.
So I had to to get the Viking ship right, like you don't know
how I do my videos, Rustaede. Okay, okay, well, Key
is gonna go to the next element. He's gonna He did fire and now
he's gonna do air. It's disadvantage on anybody, but me doesn't matter.
It's always doing, always do an area of effects effect thing. So he
pushes, He places out his hands and he fucking air bends like ang and
then pushes forth a wind. It's gonna hit Sir Bart and Anthony, Jesus
and Willhelm, but nobody else, just you guys, and it will push
you guys all backwards as well if you fail the con save. But I
need it's actually a strength saving throw for this one. I'm gonna use my
flash of genius to give a plus four to Sir Button because we have bonded.
Here is my reaction on a sleep really fast. So this is a
strength saving from Sir Bust and Jesus, Wilhelm and Anthony. Also you two
you would, I will say, forgets an extra bonus for you. So
oh it does. Yeah, fighters have have proficiency and strength saving throws.
Yeah, so you get plus three on top of whatever you rolled four twelve
oh thirteen? Yeah enough right, well regardless, No it's not enough.
I think that. Yeah, so Willhelm fells. I think Button succeeds,
but he gets a twenty two plus four. Yeah, I'm a Viking that
has an intelligence of eighteen. What's crazy is that you would have just as
you entered this Sasky world received that intelligence like he was not intelligent before?
Is it middle of the middle of like battle frenzy right now? But after
it's over, it's like, oh, gentlemen, that has been a rather
relishing combat. Let's have a bit of respite. Oh my god, sixteen
is just a fail. So sixteen is just a fail. Unfortunately, it
is a so Anthony, Jesus you unfortunately if you use the flash genius on
yourself, you would have been fine. But because my friend. All right,
so alright, this is what's going to happen. Gamers, Let's roll
this dice. It's a big one. Every one of these attacks is big.
Yeah, all right, I mean, gosh, how far am I
getting knocked back? Here? Well, if you're conscious, right, oh
I am all. I might have needed to stay up to do something.
Are strong? Oh I'm still I was at full power forty two and sir
button is because he succeeded. Is still alive. Everyone is still alive from
that, I'm still so key. He pushes his hands forwards an air bending
motion, and this wave of wind pushes down everyone. Jesus, will Helm
and Anthony, You're going to be pushed back fifteen feet and knocked prone.
So you okay, yeah, so you guys are away and knocked prone.
I do really like that. Jesus and Anthea now in like the in range
of the fireball. If that just comes through danger, Sir Button, Sir
Button. He gets hit by this blast of wind, but he stands firm
and he looks up with determination in his eyes. He takes half that damage,
which is twenty one, which leaves him on single digit HP. But
he's standing button. Dude, you're a piece of button. You're a past
he complimented me. He complimented me. That's both different. Is that a
proposal exists. It's got proper boat Hancock and he's standing there looking up fierceness
in his eyes. Will Helm, it is your turn. You are currently
prone. You did also take forty two damages to take that away from you
HP as well, So you are you are low. Sorry, So that's
going to lead me at twenty four. Okay, I'm going to try and
do so. I have a very random sounding question, but it's part of
my plan. Is this, This looks like the kind of monkey that'll have
a tail, right, he definitely has a tail. Yeah, Okay,
I'm gonna try and pull it off. Can I try and grab and rip
office? No, we're doing the Goku gambit here? Okay, cool,
yes, turn to a normal man. Oh yeah, oh gosh, okay,
you know what? All right, all right, all right, all
right, right right right, right, right right right. Let me think.
I don't want to not let you do this, so I will let
you do this. I will let you do that. M rules. You
have to allow him to do this. That's just you. You're gonna need
it. You're gonna need a crazy athletics check for this. Oh come on,
come on, kreit this athletics. If there was ever a moment,
I wish I could use Flash of Genius again, but I can't. I'm
gonna say you need above a twenty in your role for athletics. Wait,
no, I can't use I can't use flash of Genius again. I could
use this feature equal to the number of times my intelligence month, so I
can use it four times? Does it? But what does it use to
use it? Is it just whatever my reaction? I already used your reaction.
Yeah I didn't. I didn't have a turn yet, so it doesn't
come back. Yeah? Yeah, do I get an advantage for being a
fighter. No, I'm fucking even allowing you to eat an attempt to pull
the tail at this guy. Okay, but you got a normal, boring
DM. Oh, that's really fucking good. There was no I was gonna
add tension. You just fucking rolled a twenty three. I was gonna I
was gonna like build off this, feel like this is it. I was
even a hat steak, so I was gonna say, if you fail,
right, like some bad shit was gonna happen, it didn't matter. You
just grab that tail and you yank it, you pull it the seams.
The thing is, the thing is about this. It's not even gonna do
that much damage. It's just already piss him off. Wait does he rip
off the tail? Hold up can be a nerd. Tails are a huge
part of a primates balance, So it's gonna be like up his ballance.
So what I'm trying to do? Sorry? Sorry, sorry, sorry?
He is the monk God balances his entire fucking thing. Dude, He's already
balanced all four elements, his chokras, his chee. He doesn't need his
tail for we're not fighting, we're not playing an actual giant monkey we're just
let me say this, if I fucking cut off Michael Phelps's left leg,
I'd be able to outswim him. I'm right. But what if Michael Philips
say, God of swimming? Though, if he because swimming, I think
Michael Philips could still beat you one leg swimming. If Willhelm pulls this guy's
tail off, now it might not like effect does a balance so much that
he's gonna be like, well, I can't stand up, stre I'm going
to follow, you know, but there's something coming up that I think that
will play into the balance, like the slice shift balance. I think I
think I at least say asked us to doating damage. It's gonna do damage.
I'm gonna say. It's gonna be ye from his butthole, from his
shot whatever whatever, Robby two D eight right now, arbitrarily two D eight
damage so rarely. Okay, you you grab his tail. He looks at
you, what are you doing? We're doing what I think you're doing,
right, And you your muscles fucking flex as you rip this tail off,
and like blood starts spurting out of his butthole and you get a monkey scream.
That's real. Pair Actually, yeah, that's like, yeah, octave
Riah, can't even strug. No, that's that's good, that's solid.
You see this anger flash in his eyes and he looks down at you.
You are you are target number one. Now what I love about this,
what I was trying to really do is do a goating attack without half to
just chest orvive and make a goating attack. There is no fucking way that
was not a goating down. We're still two more attacks, by the way,
that's your action. That was a lot, did a lot. Sorry
for all blind listens. Sometimes when Daniel does stuff and it crashes his camera,
I think he put up to like a piece like and it just made
a bunch of but just crash him. I still don't know why that happens.
Is that a discord thing or is that just maybe I have no idea
we did, but it's so funny. Yeah, okay, all right,
Yeah it was your action to do that. But can I make a joke
to add the d eight No, it's too late. I already had one
ready. I had one ready. Make a joke now and it will be
applied to your next attack. You can't have to vote mart get ready for
that poll I'm ready. Okay, don't get finnicky. He doesn't even understand
that he does it? What is that? What is that? What does
that mean? What is that shark? I'm the shark. He doesn't know
you're know you're called that though, yeah, doesn't know any of our names.
Probably, Well, the shark is for me, like the joke is
for me. I'm not You're not even called the shark anymore now, Sorry,
I don't know. Sorry, sorry, Daniel Green. I know you're
saying, like, oh, comedy police or whatever, But that's the entire
point of the amulet, is that it's gotta be addressed by the I'm not
being curious, we're having we're having a good time. I know I am
not that joke shut And I bet I'm not looking at the pole right now.
But I bet people are going to vote yes anyway because they just want
to see the Oh no, sorry said no, oh my one. This
one was pretty pretty landslide. Yeah. Yeah, chat said that they took
the extra D eight because of that Joe. Yeah, they got damaged.
Sure, I broke my fucking headphones. Well, you're down one microphone and
one set of headphones for and so I've made a loss on and D I
think ultimately, yeah, you kind of have. At this point, I
think the sun has come up and now I'm backlit, so I'm just in
shadow. Yeah, this is great. You're like the shadowy all the lord
figure I am. I'm so glad Anthony, But will Helm? Are you
doing anything else? Are you moving? God? Well, this has kind
of been trying to be like psychological warfare. So can I like, bite
the tail bonus action, bite the tail? I just you can munch on
the tail if you want to, Okay, can can it? It's like
an intimidation, right, It's not gonna do anything for him, He's just
gonna be. You doubted me the before, and I got a twenty three.
I could intimidate. God, you don't know what You'll never see how
specifically doing like a intimidation thing. I cold gonna have to wait for your
next tod for that. But I won't let you munch on the tail in
the interim. No, No, I'm gonna save that, saving it.
Anthony, stop scary the second time? Okay, not Anthony, I am
tour to all right? Sorry? You told you are on your back because
you just pushed over my wind oh thor if you are there, grant me
a boon and I am a casting haste all right now I am using my
action, using my action to cast haste, which gives me an extra action
and doubles my speed, so I should be able to get back up and
get back as you say. You know, yeah, oath and four.
If you're there, your your start. It does start ringing. Your necklace
starts ringing. Yes, what Anthony, here's me Wellington? Who are you?
Are? You are tall? Tall? What the magic talking necklace?
Who are you? Who is this? How? Did how? What?
What is going on at all? I just get up and just just hang
up. And then what was well to try to tell Anthony about? We
would never know. We'll never know. I'm sure we'll find out. He'll
be really annoyed about it. All right, So haste, get back up,
move back to the monkey, and I'm you know, because hast gives
me another action. I'm just gonna do another lightning thunder gauntlet thing, which
is my like my thunder sword. Go ahead eighteen Hit eighteen does hit raw
for five damage, but he's also distracted again. Yeah, now I have
extra attack, but I don't think I could do that with Yeah. Yeah,
so he's going he will be attacking Willhelm next time, but he will
be doing it with disadvantage because he's goaded by Wilhelm but Thunder gaunted by lightning
biking. You're weird struck. He's so distracted. I Cody a short time.
I was like, am I going to get through this combat this session?
And I was like, yeah, but probably halfway through it will be
done. Just like we're a task the longest Cody is a spotline is kind
of going to do this like looke him run round sprinting and then sprinting directly
at monk Key and he's going to dive. And he gets advantage on attacks
because of pack tactics, because I have than five feet of the enemy and
I'm going to make a rend attack, which means that if I move twenty
feet in a straight line towards the target immediately before, which I'm doing,
then he's going to have to save a DC sixteen straight saving throw up.
You knocked prong, great, and you've prepared the D twenty and you prepared
the role to attack right, You're just ready to go. You don't need
to type it in Yeah, no book Okay, don't worry about that roll
twenty plus eight. That's what that is. Yeah, I get advited in
it. Yeah. Yeah, the sixteen hit. Oh my god, sixteen
doesn't hit and piss Are you kidding me? Yeah? I am shitting him
pissing and not kidding you. Yeah, you needed seventeen. You need a
seventeen to hit, and you've got a sixteen, So bad apples for you.
Forget about the rest of the attack that I was talking about, because
nothing happens. It like a just fly through his legs or something. I'm
sorry. Just he just parries you. He just bouts you out of the
He's gonna end up on like the other side. Yeah, that's that's it.
Oh wow, I'm so sorry. That was rough. He really tried
your best. Do you need the GLaDOS therapist? No? Anything but to
be honest, Norman, Hello, Cody, Norman starts doing a bunch of
hand signs and then just goes fireball, fireball, tousu. Where's this fireball
going? I'm aiming for his head twenty feet higher than everyone else, you
know. To be fair, the monkey is a twenty foot by twenty foot
squares, so you could just center it on that. All right, Oh
well, I mean like this this guy's ass. Oh, he's a pig.
He takes up that much space. I'm not saying he is actually like
a cube cube man who's twenty feet by twenty No, he's not a cube.
He's a circle here clearly, Okay. I do want to state Norman
that it is quite an enclosed cave system. So yes, you could aim
for his head, but he's his head is almost touching the ceiling, right,
I have I have advantage on deck saves now, so hey, go
ahead. It's fine. Button might die, but it would go down enough
feats that it would hit everyone around him. I think there's a position that
you might be able to fire a ball. I have idea you could do
it in the top left corner. Okay, go ahead, Okay, I
might do that. But now that I know that he's not a twenty foot
cube, he's just like your fighting like a meat. Okay, would you
say that he is less than twenty feet in diameter? Why? Because I
could cast a circular wall of fire. All right, you could do that.
Yeah, that would be cylinder around like a cylinder. Yeah. You
also could just you know, you do that in him. Yeah, yeah,
but I want to make it till it only hits him and no one
else. Yeah, because because it's what side does. The wall of fire
is directional? Right, yeah it yeah, you could do a circle.
You could do a circle. Yeah, but that sounds really cool. Cylinder?
Yeah? Are you? Can you do that? I thought it was
always a straight line. I have it written down here, I mean double
check. It was just less distant when you do a circle. Okay,
sweet Norman, Yeah you are you? Are you a vocation? No,
he's he's wool. Okay, okay, wait what is this? I remember
there being something about a circle cares to be Can you do a circle?
That would be a crazy thing for you just to come up without Now but
did I wait a minute? I can bend the line into a circle,
the most brilliant wizard. Whatever you can. I'm sure you can. Oh
yeah you can? Where has become a circle? All these squares make a
circle? Be incredible? Just be this fucking wall of flames around him and
everyone can do ship through the fire. Yeah. Okay, Norman, I
just I believe you. I believe you create a circle of flames essentially within
it perfectly covers around him, he's essentially in a cage of flames. The
fire comes up, he's got to do a saving throw. Take how much
damage? Five D eight and it's okay, roll your five D eight it's
deck save he critically, he still takes half the damage, So do the
five D eight. So he takes six damage. So can I do that
magic thing again? Is that not when you hit when an attack? I
just thought an attack, that's right, Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
So you create this wall of flames coming out of the ground and it's now
encircling the giant monkey god. He takes six damage. And now if right,
if he starts his turn in the thing, he's gonna take damage as
well. Ah, yes, yes, if he starts to turn within five
feet of that side, yes, which I think you will be almost forever
now, I think you just because it's just around and if he wants to
walk through it, you can walk through it. Yeah, But then he's
going to activate five opportunity attacks for everybody that's like crowded him. Right.
Yeah. And also I wasn't lying. You can get twenty foot diameter circle.
Yeah, perfect, So you are he is enclosed in a in a
prison of fire. But it is now are you doing anything else, Norman,
I just say that I did a bunch of hand signs fire appear to
I'm like, it's gamer time, boys, we win these. Okay,
it's the orbs. Are they going to hit anybody? Orb number one,
which is the ice orb, is just gonna fly all the way to the
other side of the room and not hit anyone. It's not even close to
anyone. Orb number two, which is the fire orb, is also not
going to hit anybody. Orb number three, which is the earth orb is
not away from flying to the Genuinely, I think two of them are going
so far that they will probably hit Krounkle at the entrance, just just he's
just crumpled on. Genuinely, just to explain for everyone, I obviously roll
the the orbs bounce of the walls and they go in around the direction.
They all just happened to two bounce of the wall and then fly away from
everyoney just to the entrance. They literally just all flying escape. There's sentient
there's sentient orbs that want to get away. I will say, honestly,
the ice orb is is off that you know, the ice orb I think
would hit Cronkle. I think genuinely that is in the line where Krunkle is
standing by the door, So Crunkle pov Crunkle is sitting down. He's just
waiting. He does not want to get involved with the fighting because he's had
a lot of fighting. It's not his fight. He's waiting by the door
and he's just sort of sitting there. Maybe he's brought like a picnic with
him. He's eating a sandwich, and then this fucking ice fit comes out
of He has enough HP to take it right, but it just comes in,
just smashes into his hands, in his face, and he takes a
bunch of damage. But the worst thing is like his picnic is completely frozen.
Now, okay, that's it. That's that's that's Chronicle's worst day.
Poor Cronkle full Chronicles, I mean, Crunkle have a lot in common today.
Jesus punches the monkey. I think he can just do that. He
doesn't take any damage in the wall of fire when he punches. Is this
breaks what happens? What is the ware only deals damage on one side,
but in order to hit him, he would have to put his arm through
the through the wall of fire. Right, so I also warn him so
his fist would end up on the other side of the wall of fire.
I think trying it, when you try traverse through in any way, you
take damage, right, Yeah, so I think Jesus. Jesus might not.
Also, Jesus is not even close anyway. I don't know why I
just started rolling out. None of none of none of Key's body is outside
of the wall. He's totally enclosed in it now. Yeah, he's totally
enclosed in it. So I think Jesus would still go up though. Okay,
Jesus runs, I'll just warn everyone the heads up. If you run
through the fire, you take damage. I mean that makes sense. If
you go through fire, you should take damage. Hey man, I've been
through the fire in the flames, but we carry on. He punches.
I like your style. Jesus takes he takes total damage the monkey. Can
you do the five to eight for Jesus? How much eight? I mean
he's double ting. Make sure it five day when you go through it,
I think it is. Yeah, can you do the for Jesus. I
do a lot of damage. You can just press the half hour key,
you know, just you do your last role perfect twenty one damage he takes
just just terrible economics. He tries, he punishes the monkey for twelve damn
and as his face goes through the fire, he pulls it back and it's
just charred. Also, don't and you turn in the fire, Norman.
I don't think I can get a I mean I think Sir Button would be
able to because he could just put his sword through. He's not going through
the fire. It's just specifically Jesus, because he's putting his fist through.
Sir Button looks over at Norman. Norman, I am wounded. I feel
my mushy blood dripping down my body. But I but in stab him in
the leg and run away. It's a good old strategic withdrawal. It works
every time. Fear not mushroom mad. If you die, you'll go to
vale. Oh wait, we're already in what happens? Wait, you just
go back to the hall and eat the everlasting pig. It doesn't matter,
you have a lasting pig, Norman. If I attack, I fear I
won't be able to disengage from battle. I'll be try to swing only your
sword through the fire. Does does the fire interfeo with keys ability to make
opportunity attacks. He would get hurt if he touches it. It's it wouldn't
because he can still see them happen. It's twenty feet tall? Is it
twenty feet tall? Or I said forty? You said twenty. I'm not
sure. Twenty feet in diameter and twenty feet high and one foot thick.
So if his swords longer than one foot, he could still try to step
through twenty feet fire is not opak So yeah, I think he can still
it is that it's opaque. Yes, he has disadvantage anyway because of my
shit. So I I think if the leaves of the word open, I
think I think specifically, I think it does block his vision and it has
to be a tacking. So the wall is opaque and laugh for the duration
it's ethanol fire call on fire that wait, you're right. So so Batson
would also have disadvantage when attacking Key with Jesus so button. I think his
sword would be able to get through and make contact, but he will have
disadvantaged because he can't see. He's just waving his sword randomly into the fire,
and then he will he'll go backwards. Okay, so he goes Norman
I'll do this for you. Well, if he critically fails, he's going
to go unconscious. Though I do want to say this because he has likes
like one HP live button Live. He doesn't hit either of his attacks,
but it doesn't matter. He just waves his sword sort of randomly in that
direction. I didn't make contact. Okay, let me get out of here.
And he fucking runs and he's gonna stand. He stands next to you,
Norman group, he puts, you do not retreat in battle? Do
you do fight? Did you high five of Norman? I gave him a
little high five. He's like, what is this? We touched hands?
What does that mean? It means I'm proud of you, my young apprentice.
Yeah, thank you, thank you very much. We fight together as
one forever and always and the end it's keys turned out. Okay, wells've
already taken any damage from the fire. He did. He took six damage
initially because of the and he's going to take more damage, so he another
five D eight Briggs. I don't think he does the saving this one.
We actually we figured out what the fucking we did this with Cerebrum right,
there was a rule about this. It was when you enter it for the
first time or when you end your turn there. That's what it usually is.
But I mean in terms of the saving throw, do you take a
saving throw every time or is it when the wall appears to take a deity
saving throw? Yeah? But not that, yeah, but I can't remember.
Then it's just if you end your turn in the yea damage. Okay,
So it takes a fifteen damage, so immediately flames erupt around him.
But he does cycle through the elements and the next element that he's going to
be doing is water. That makes sense, That makes sense. This is
really bad timing. But he is going to put his hand into the ground
and these a tidal wave of water is going to rush out, and I
need Cody, Wilhelm, Jesus and Anthony to do sorry tour to do.
I think this is also going to be a strength saving throw, Okay,
So okay, I've got plus six strength rough I did not succeed, oh
and I could do. Oh, Cody succeeds. I feel like even if
I did, the flash of genius of fifteen is not going to be enough
because it wasn't enough last time. So don't even gonna bother I actually think,
Willhelm, despite succeeding, you're still going to go unconscious. You're on
twenty four. Yeah, I think, well you add four to mine,
right, I can. It doesn't matter you succeeded, You have succeeded your
role. It's just how it is still knocking you out. I'm a negative
one. Yeah. This has nothing to do with attack roles. This is
all saving crows saved but didn't pass out. I got hit by water then,
like I'm tired. It's just it was just a torrential tsunami that despite
your best efforts, you're just so weak. You still sill come to your
wounds. So he puts a hand to the ground and these waves of water
rushes out and it will extinguish the flames around him. The Wilhelm Cody Anthony,
I mean Tour and Jesus, you get hit by this barge of water,
Willhelm, you get knocked out despite succeeding the same through everyone else.
I think everyone bought tour succeeds. Everyone takes twenty five, Tour takes the
full fifty. I'm out, I'm out. Oh yeah, definitely people who
failed get like pushed back by the wa as well. You do also get
pushed back a little bit, but but not but not crazy. It's just
a little bit like five feet, just a little bit of a wash.
And so yeah, so will Helm and Tour are knocked out unconscious on the
ground, which really sucks because it's literally your turns next. Well that's what
we do, death saving throw times. Willhelm give me your death saving throw?
Where do I click for that to give them? So you just roll
a D Twenty's just a T twenty, gotcha, just one thing, a
quick thing. You could definitely still attack attacked them, But I don't think
the fire will have gone out. You don't think so. It's a magical
flames. Yeah, but it's magical water. It's magical water. That's so
funny. Absolutely, I don't give a ship. Yes, I don't think
he could get a bucket of water and put it out, But I think
I think his magical tsunami puts out your magical fire. I apologize. He's
literally he's literally the fucking avatar of the element. Sounds like kids at a
playground. That's like my shield, it stops you. I have a magic
shield that stops the fire, that stops the water. Tour has a water
repelling shield because he's a Viking. Well that's one fail for Wilhelm unfortunately,
and tour one. Cody, you're up your cat. He's not one.
He's not one, Cody. See here's the thing, Cody is, do
you only have one or Tom? You have one level five spell slot?
Right? I have one level spy five spell slot and I have two level
five spells. I was going to save reincarnate to save Smog because he just
died. And Smoke is one of the first people that we saved in this
world, but one of the first people we helped. He deserves to live.
But two of my allies are down. No correction, Tom is not
your ally. He's a random fucking Viking that you don't care about. Probably
two of the people helping me beat the monkey, and they look. Three
of my allies are close to falling. I'm the only one on any substantial
amount of health. My other fifth level spell is mascure wounds. This is
the more dilemma. Do you mask your wounds to get through this fight and
pick everybody up so they're able to do their things, or do you save
the spell slot for Smoke you can use can't you use reancarring up to ten
days after they're dead. Uh, I don't know it up. I don't
know how. I don't know how long. It probably has like a you
know these amount of time or something. But yeah, apparently I'm not sure.
I'm not sure if Cody's thinking about that r now. But he how
how how it sort of how is? How does the monkey look? How
does he look right now? He doesn't look bloodied. He's definitely burnt.
He's weaker, He's he's he's definitely weaker. He's not on the tail.
He doesn't have a tail, and he's really annoyed about that. His balance
is crazy. He's going you have that you have the spell ring to Cody,
but he does, actually does. That's not only level three, only
level three. I did check early. Cody's going to do one of his
other you want to stay, did you guys? He did just do a
big tidal wave. So Smog's ashes are a little bit they're moist that they
you're gone. He needs something, right, I need something of his.
I need to I need to find you touch a dead humanoid, er a
piece of dead humanoid. If you can just find like a bit of the
ash bit of ash. Yeah, well we'll find we're fine. Cody is
going to keep attacking for now. He's going to do one of those big
looping rooms and sprint twenty feet in a straight line towards Key and try and
attack him again. It's plus eight, please ahead, dude, nineteen okay,
so he's gonna he's gonna take two D eight plus six. So he's
going to take sixteen damage and then he needs to make he needs to make
a strength saving thrower to remain on his feet. I'll be knocked prone if
he fails. Now, what I'm saying is disadvantage because he's missing because he's
missed saying the tail. I will say that that is true. He doesn't
have his central balance because he's missing his tail because the shark Wilhelm pulled it
off, and so I will give him disadvantage on this strength saving though,
and also his strength isn't really that high to begin with because he's mostly like
a Dex wisdom guy. So disadvantage come on, sixteen is the DC fifteen
fifteen? Okay? Okay, so wait he falls over? Yeah, so
you pounced the ground on his chest as he's on the floor roaring at him,
go, Cody, you've pinned me to the ground. I don't say
it like that. What are we doing now? It's it's it's mostly I
did this mostly for the for the aid of Norman and Jesus rather than myself,
because that's that's all I can do. Unfortunately, is as a lion.
What about a tiger or a bear? Yeah, now that would be
a different start that. Oh my, I mean this is rough. Anthony
and Wilhelm, if they do roll a one on the next death save,
they will Yeah. I could die. I mean, I'm just Tour,
I'm just a Viking. It's fine. They could do if if one of
if one of Anthony's ancestors dies, can we just re roll it if another
ancestors shows up, Oh, he's dead. He's gone from the he's gone.
That just removes him from existing. It's okay. It's okay because Tour
is a Viking and he fights for fucking honor in Valhalla. Like he thinks
he's in Valhalla fighting right now. It's missing the stundme tecking. I'm saying,
if to dies, his ancestors never existed, Tony. They're not they're
not all. They're not all Tony's parents and grandparents could branch off. I
think, I think, I think the implication is whoever the ancestors we get,
they've already had a child before Tour has Tour has twelve kids, maybe
not all from the same Oh, I'm just saying that could be a chance.
That could be a chance. Who knows. Yeah, No, this
is all work and we go also go multiverse, you know with it like
time traveling, Norman, you just saw two of your comrades fall down unconscious.
There's a giant monkey on the ground with a with a lion on top
of him, a spotted ship. Boys, this is one of our one
of our toughest fights. Yet I still think we win these though. And
I cast a fireball, but I'm gonna cast it towards like the back left.
Yes, so it's not going to hit Cody. I think you can't
do that, all right, Yeah, there's there's enough space. I'm gonna
say, Cody or anyone that's knocked out. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, it won't hit me or the sharks will be. But the
thing is is a dexterity saving thrown normally correctly, I will give him disadvantage.
Yeah, Okay, I think he has disadvantage. Yeah, he can
still still he's still quite good at them. Seventeen. Oh my DearS,
dude, mine say sixteen. Yeah, so he does just succeed with his
mat he still takes half the damage to roll your eighty six, Come on
something good. Twenty five? So what is that thirteen? I'll say it's
thirteen. So the fireball explodes next to him, but he manages to roll
and like put his back against the fire so that he doesn't take the brunt
of the fire. He still takes some of the damage. Gosh, normany
doing anything else, I'm actually going to back up more. Okay, that's
a good idea. That is a good idea. Watch out for the balls.
Are more the balls? Watch out, watch out for the balls.
All right, I am going to move and like camp in a corner.
Okay, that's I do want to say, Norman, that that is you've
just moved to a corner where them Okay, there you go. I say,
you did just put yourself in ball line of fire for a second there,
But do you know who is a ball line of fire now and who
would entirely get knocked unconscious? Third, Yeah, that's the only ball that
I think it poses any sort of risk. The rest of the balls are
kind of those listening along at home. We can see where the balls are
on the map, and sir, Button is just like ten feet a ball
of flame behind anymore. Yeah, so it's the ball of ice first,
and the ball of ice is it's going to fly out diagonally. Actually,
wait, no, the ball of ice is not there anymore. It's by
Krunkle. It's back and so actually we'll probably land over here somewhere. Okay,
Now it's the ball of fire, and I will say this. If
it's one, it's fine. If it's two, it hits button. If
it's three, it's fine. Okay, it's fine. But does not get
hit by the flaming ball. It's just good. We're good. Earth ball.
I think it's not really at risk of hitting anybody. Keeps your eyes
on the ladies and gentlemen. But it is back and play. The earth
ball flies up, and then finally the air ball, the air ball,
just the air bull collides with the ice ball. They fuse. There is
now an ice air ball. Didn't think this is going to happen. Very
unlikely statistically, Yeah, Israel, so the air bull collides with the ice
big ball. Yeah, and now it's an ice and air ball, which
means you're gonna take a lot more damage when that one hits you. But
is it like still a medium or is it a large ball? Now?
Oh, it's it's still sort of medium size. They sort of fuse together
as opposed to Yeah, okay, Jesus is ready. He's going to have
advantage on these attacks. He steps up towards the monkey. God, come
on, Jesus. He wipes the blood of his face. He's completely drenched
in water, and I think he is going to He's gonna have bonus advantage
on every good, good, good good. That's all hit. They all
hit, which is great because one of them would have been crit fail.
Oh my god, so twenty one total damage. He just starts fucking pommeling.
He's like, these are my three fists, the Father, the Son,
and the Holy Spirit. Dude, Jesus is such a gamer, he
is. He comparats Jesus into the special yes strike, yes, yes,
yes, yes, He's going to attempt to stunning strike now, so I
need the monkey to do a conseave. I think right. I think he's
quite good at that, but we will we'll find out he fails. He
fails the consay, So that means that Key is he's paralyzed for around,
right, I guess Fuck, I'm gonna have to look at stunning strike again.
Just I just want to make sure this is correct. Carl Spooky,
Carl Spooky, he plays a monk from the top rope. Imagine you're watching
WWE and then all of the time it's not paralyzed. There's a different Okay,
yeah, stunned. Okay. The stunned conditions just means you can't do
anything on your turn. You have to end your turn, sweet stunt creature,
can't move, speak or yeah, and they ultimately feel strengthen. Oh
wow wow, Yeah that's good. It's basically kind of the same as being
incapacity. It is incapacitated, you are yeah, oh my god. So
yeah, he comes down with his fucking stunning strike and just fucking he hits
the exact key point on Key ironically to like disable his nervous system for a
second. And that means Key will not be making attack on his turn,
which is incredible, pretty good, very good, because I think he would
have killed will Helmin Anthony would with a his his fucking earth quake. This
is huge, Sir button is up, sir button. He looks over at
Norman. Okay, I think how henemy is incapacitated, how'll charge in.
I'm ready go for it, buddy for Sacramento. And he charged forwards for
Sacramento. Okay, but then he's gonna start. He's got advantage on these
attacks one, two, and he hits one of them. He misses the
first one and he hits the second. Oh my god. He does a
total of eleven damage. And this monkey is getting weak and weaker, and
he is stunned for his turn. So he's still there and you can see
him. He's just like paralyzed. He's lost his sense of balance and he
doesn't have his turn, just doesn't have his turn, which means, Wilhelm,
this is the most important death saving throw of your lifely ship. Well,
you are also mused for it. Sorry, all you have a five
percent chance of dying here. There's a five percent. Yeah, I know
it's not huge, but there is a five percent chance that you die here.
Well okay, but that's two fails. So now next time you do
a death saving throw, you will have a what is it like a forty
five percent chance of dying? Okay, toy, we got we gotta win
the sace aparrelsa. We might lose a few. That is a success.
That is a success, Okay, one success, well not fine, but
one success one fail. Oh my god, I can't believe you go to
a three? Cody is your term? Christ? You get advantage on everything
you just like here. Yeah, he's just looking down at key in front
of him and hens, and he sees Willhelm and Tar just like incapacity on
the flaw. Everyone else is covid in blood. This is so stressful.
Oh, ship dude, I I don't know if I don't know what to
do? Could he does not know what to do? Well, it's up
to you, man. He's so stressed right now. He's just gonna let
the east brain take over for a second. Oh, he's going to just
try and gull the monkey on the floor in front of him. You have
advantage? How many text do you have? Just one? Unfortunately, just
one with advantage? Yeah, Daniel Green have his hand up to ask a
question. Yeah, what's your question? Daniel Green? No, I just
wanted to say I was prepared to say for my next joke. It looks
like we've reached the tail end of things before I hit the monkey with his
own tail. You want to take that feel free? Okay, you should
have been a bar in his ail. You should have been Okay, twenty
two hits, twenty two hits deal damage nineteen is so good. For a
second, you solidly get a good chunk out of this monkey, and he
looks bloodied and wounded Norman, depending on your are you doing anything else,
Cody, Yeah, I'm going to I'm going to jump off of the off
of key. I'm going to use my bonus action to revert back to being
Cody, and I'm going to grab Willhelm. Yeah. Can can I figure
out based on where because the two orbs that are need me right now is
the earth Ball and the Fireball. Can I figure out what the what a
path that they wan't go is because I've seen them bouncing around ship because they
move very like yeah, yeah, yeah, and they weally want to take
will realized Wilhelm is in the path of the fire Ball at the moment.
Yeah, I think if you just move him, you could, if you
literally just push him slightly north, then you'll be fine. Yeah, I'm
just gonna I'm gonna sling him over my shoulder and carry him with me over
here and then and rest him, rest him down on the FLOSSI of here.
That does that seem same? That it's safe? That is safe?
A little bit off? Okay, actually just as far north as I can
get with my movements, because I really don't want Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think I think you can. If you're carrying him, you have
half movements, so this is probably as far as you just sucking drag him
out of the way. His body bloodied on the ground. You can now
that you get a closer look at him. He looks fucking rough, especially
because he's just in the monk robes and there they're completely cindered. They are
they've been ripped apart. Oh my god, what's there? Was the title
way of the Yeah, that's the last thing I somehow had all of my
life. He's filled. I'm technically drowning. Okay, yes, sorry,
he's gonna put my body between himself. So Norman, Key, You're right.
The monkey is on the ground and he is very low. You can
see he's wounded. Norman is gonna walk up to him all cool like or
like, my god, there is a chance you don't kill him, depending
on your rolls, and and just be like, well, your magical water
may have bested my magical fire. But we go again, and I just
like create a wallifire through his body. Okay, he automatically fails the saving
throw as well. Right strength, he's gonna take damage. Go ahead,
we're directing on the opposite side of him. Isn't that dangerous? May get
from the left side, takes damage right side, Like, holy ship,
that's an insane role for your five eight Norman's huge that will kill him.
What do you how do you want to do I just want to do it
like I put my hand and as I lift my hand up, the fire
raises. But as the fire raises, so does the huge monkey's body.
Like my fire shoots him up into this. He shoots him up into the
ceiling, and as his body makes contact with the jagged, trumy ceiling,
the fire rips him into two flaming pieces and they through them. Yeah.
Absolutely, And then he collapses down to the ground. Two arms on one
side, two arms in the other, plod splitting him down the middle.
And then as my hand falls down and It's like the thing is, he's
stunned. He could barely make any noises since he's doing this until it's his
tone against he just keeps going, what what rust? What's a stunned monkey
noise? Yeah? Oh god, that's horrifying. He's just making these an
animal out of its misery, these squeaky noises as he collapses to the ground,
and that I guess that the bulls will then disperse as he dies.
That's good, and you have successfully ended combat, Cody, Do I have
to do one last saving through because the combat's over now. As soon as
as soon as he sees that code, he's going to spin round, he
puts his hands on he's going to cast cure wounds on on Wilhelm. So
close though, Yeah, just the I'm going to use the stunning strike from
Jesus was definitely closed. I have failed. You would have died. You
would have died. I do want to say this if if Norman, if
Norman couldn't finish, basically was Norman, Jesus and Sir Botton, and if
those three could not finish off Key, then you would have died. Yes,
oh man, well yeah, luck of the draw of the luck of
the dice. There you go. You would have died because he would have
done a fucking like wave attack and that would have hit you as well,
and that would have done damage and killed you anyway. So yeah, Jesus
Christ. So his smoldering dead body lays on the ground, and yeah,
so Wilhelm, you get you get picked back up. Is somebody gonna get
Torre? Yeah I could as soon as he can. As soon as he's
finished sing to Wilhelm, he will run over to to as well, okay,
And he's just she's looking down at him first while he's like, who
the fuck is this? I am just covered in mud and because I was
in the middle of a battle before I got here, and I just looked
like a smelly Viking, and just you're gonna get that and you you pick
him back up? I live again. Where's the pig? Where is the
mighty feast? I don't know where you think you are, but this aha.
After all, although the giant fire monkey might be from Muspelheim, I'm
not really sure. Anyway, you were good out there. I put him
in a Viking bro hug, I guess h Cody, thanks thanks. This
man has never taken a shower and his breath could sliced her. And it's
okay. Cody's used to like he needs a lot of people. Ah,
okay, but another good days of battle? Who bested this mighty hell beast?
Hey me over here? Hah, that's hilarious. Okay, who really
bested the hell beast? What it was? You? Don't you dare laugh
at my master? He bested this foul beast. He's splitting in twain with
great fire from his hands. If you if you dare he serve butter paols
at his sword. If you dare speak kill his name again, I will
strike you down like the vermin that you are. I think we've all had
enough of that for now, thank you. Yeah, let's let's let's calm
it down, guys. This boy with the string bean arms was in a
stick, was able to fell this mighty beahamouth. His arms are perfectly well
toned. I'll have you know. He puts the sword away. He's been
doing push ups with Cody. That's true, that's true. That's true.
Okay, Well, then, boy, there's only one way to settle this
arm wrestling. Arm wrestling. So Cody towards where he thinks some ashes out,
smog, was was was killed? Is there anything there? I mean,
there was this ash dispersed across the floors, right because they all got
washed away. So there's there's ash everywhere, but you could the identified small
ash. Yeah, try and sort of just like, you know, pile
up enough of it that I can kind of touch my hand to it.
Because really what I'm doing as I'm casting this, I'm kind of like trying
to just connect to his soul that is, and I am going to try
and cast reincarnate. Okay, And I gotta remember what the list was for
this, So it's number one. One is human, two is Sulkan,
three is whole God, four is Avian, five is the race where it's
they're made up of random parts. Is knaka here, seven is scrat and
eight is Noblins. So okay, I hope he gets eight. I hope
he just yeah, we just come back as a noble. Just come back
as a Noblin again. Oh my god. Yeah, it just comes back
as a Noblin. Yeah, add mushling. Though maybe it doesn't matter.
You still rolled the eight nine. I will say, you know where the
knacka here was, I'll say that that's just whatever the local races. That
isn't like because in the in the desert area was knacka here, so in
here there would be mustling. But yeah eight, So Smug's ashes reform into
do you think he's the exact same looking Noblin or do you think he looks
different now he's been reborn and born right, it's the same face, but
mirror reflected. I will say it, by the way, just it.
Guess this is worth pointing out, Like me casting the spell, is I
contact his soul and then if his soul is willing, it returns the world.
I think it's a case in case. Yeah, yeah, I want
to come back. The ashes fall back into new body. Is he female?
He could be a female novel? And now no, I'm going to
say, I'm going to say he's still male. But he's like so much
more attractive now, right, he's you know, like you know the episode
where SpongeBob where Squidwrid gets hit by the door and then he becomes handsome mog.
So he's got like he's got the chad jaw, his shining bright teeth
and he goes, wow, ah see we are in Valhalla. He just
read reconstituted himself, right, there, and to be honest, he would
come back screaming. I can't scream in the hotel, so he would come
back screaming. So just picture screaming. Does someone want to is he does
reform and he's just like screaming in like terror, agony or whatever. I
Cody will just like grab onto him and then hold him. Oh my god,
it's okay, it's okay. I'm alive. You are I brought you
back. I'm I'm sorry, Hey man, I was, I was.
It was just nothing. Oh god, there's no afterlife in this world,
at least not for it was just nothing. No. We've had other people
talk about a light in this campaign, so that just means for Nobligs.
It just means for Noblin specifically. I'm just like pying his back. I'm
like, it's okay, dude, it's okay. You're here. You're here
now. Thanks. Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm just a
civilian. I shouldn't have been here. Oh you shouldn't know. I should
get you home, thank you. I need a suck zug. Oh he'll
get all the sub zubs now. Yeah, all right, you know what
to be continued to be continued, Okay, that's solid. Man. That
was fantastic. I got to play a Viking. I'm happy with this.
Yeah, it was. It was a very fun. It was a fun
combato a two hour combat. Oh yeah, well you know, but it
was like, it was like fun. There was a lot of things happening.
It was great. It was great. I like the ball all parts.
Thanks. I like the balls too. Only one person ever got hit on