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Mmm, Hello, It's Mortal Kombat. Tuesday, April fourteenth, twenty fifteen.

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Hold down low punch for thirty seconds, Okay, and then what happens.

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I'm charving right now. Then let
off and morph into Cantaro. I'll

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let you know at the end of
the gast what happens. And yeah,

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and punch this I think it'll punch
this guy in half. You hold on

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the button for the entire the next
the rest of the duration of this podcast.

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This machine have kno morse turned on? Yeah, yeah, okay,

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no transformations are in there. Okay, it's the new it's the new boards.

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They put the new boards in.
The guy came with the new boards

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today. I love new boards,
and so only use low kick for the

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first eight matches. Yes, until
you get to the portal. A friend

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of mine said that he saw a
Polar Bear fuck Johnny Cage to death repeated

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totally. He just keeps going.
That's really interesting because there aren't even any

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backgrounds that have Polar Bears on.
I know, but man, yeah,

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the ideas coming out of Chicago or
just crazy. This week, it's a

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giant bomb cast. I'm Brad Shoemaker. Jeff Kersman, the Master of Mortal

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Combat is here. Sure, Yeah, let's go with that. That's me

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Debo Champion MK nine. Yes,
I won the Fatal eight over the weekend.

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Pretty excited about it. Mortal Kobat
historian, preservationist, Yeah yeah,

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I yes, I own a Mortal
Kombat two board. That makes me a

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preservation so do I. It's it's
still in the cardboard box that it was

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shipped to me in over ten years. I have a frisbee that says Mortal

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Kombat three on it, so yes, I'm something of a Mortal Kombat preservations

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historian and a Phisio Nado. Yeah, Jason a striker. Resident fighting game

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dude, God, I raised them
not very well. Resident resident player of

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fighting games. Yeah, that's that's
me. I play fighting games and I

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did not know that we were in, you know, such a high steam

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here with a Mortal Kombat frisbee.
That's yeah. Yeah, I have a

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frisbee. Wow, it's uh,
it's pretty cool. I'm humbled to be

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in the same room. I have
a Mortal Kombat three T shirt that has

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symbols for a combat code on it. When they did the ad campaign with

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all the like the different numbers us
pretty good combat code. They good shirts

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for that. Oh geez, I
don't remember, but it's one of the

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things that you figure that out.
And then it's number six as there's number

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six in the empty spots. When
you figure that out and it works in

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the game as a combat code,
then you're one digit closer to discovering the

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ultimate combat code to unlocks were they
were they showing the codes numerically, was

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that like number the missing number?
It would it would be the symbols,

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the six symbols that you used for
a combat code, But in the space

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of one of them, it just
said six. Okay, so that was

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it was not six button presses.
Then, no, it was not.

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It was something else. But then
you knew that that was the sixth character

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of the Ultimate Combat Code to unlock
Smoke. They had a bunch of different

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ads and a bunch of different magazines
that revealed the numbers go by one.

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You could just put it together and
eventually people put it together or put it

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together enough of them that they then
brute forced the rest of it or whatever

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it was. And this was for
the arcade version, right man. This

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adds in magazines for arcade machines.
Yeah, this is human smoke right,

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no, no, this is smoke
smost cyber smoke yeah, okay, which

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was not selectable by default in three. I had to call a pay hint

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line and pay like eighteen bucks to
figure out how to get I think cyber

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smoke on Genesis. Yeah, it's
just so much easier now. You just

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pay a dollar ninety nine online and
total that's almost it's almost half the price

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of the game. You can buy
a bunch of fatality tokens for them,

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yeah, or you could unlock the
entirety of the crypt for just nineteen ninety

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nine. There you go, and
that's hell in residence. Dan reichert,

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Hey, how's it going. Hello? I like Mortal Kombat two okay,

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two as in as well not yes, I mean and two well two yeah

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yeah. In addition to pick two
is the second best color me somewhat shocks

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that you have the correct opinion on
Mortal Yeah. Two is incredible. Yeah,

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two is a great game. And
then three came out and you're like,

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man, this game is so much
better. Freeze right up there.

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Two. Actually, when three came
out, it was like, well,

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this is cool too, And then
when Ultimate came out, you're like okay,

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now, yeah, then they finished
the game. Yeah, put scorpion.

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They put Scorpion in. You're like, all right, how did they

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ship Mortal Combat game without Scorpion?
You know, they went for their Street

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Fighter three moment. Yeah. Sure, and and just like Street Fighter three

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did, eventually said all right,
They're like, ah, we can't keep

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up this facade. Put these people
in here, but no Johnny Cage.

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That guy was in that ad and
fuck him? Yea god right, yeah.

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Daniel Pasina drama mid nineties digitized fighting
game arcade drama, digitized martial artist

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drama. What was the deal was
it? It wasn't Tattoo Assassin was Storm.

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It was him and the who sung
pack? Right? I think there'd

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It was just it was just Dan
Pasina, okay, wearing glasses and striking

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of a cage like pose. People. People don't know. This was a

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like a slight exodus of Mortal Kombat
actors to another game. Yeah, if

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they're not up on the history of
the stuff, yeah, I don't know

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if they appeared in the game.
Well did they? I thought I thought

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they were. They were just doing
stands yea, oh god, that's kind

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of worse somehow. Yeah, geez. I don't remember for sure if they

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were in the game. I don't
think they were, but it's possible.

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But but yeah, that led to
them replacing Hong Pack with was it Robin

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Eddie? Isn't it Eddie somebody?
I'm pretty sure his first name is Eddie.

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That was Robin show but maybe that's
the Maybe sure that played him in

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the movie is okay, then it's
what whoever? I don't remember the name

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of I'm gonna say Eddie somebody.
The MK three Luke Kang actor. Sorry,

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Pack ended up in u W MC
Masters. I have a I have

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a super He played Superstar. I
have a Superstar figure. That's where I

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was at at my life at the
time. Was that his like his special

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superhero name. Yeah, every week
all had characters? Does that show?

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And was that show basically a martial
arts version of American Gladiators. That show

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was basically professional wrestling, but they
just did fake martial arts fights and they

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drew fighting game health bars on the
screen and then at the end of it,

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at the end of it, there
would be like a fight where they

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would fight in a dome to see
who got the belt. They had a

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belt. What was the name of
this WMAC Masters that's on YouTube. There's

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and then so two characters would eventually
and these fights would be like you know,

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they staged them on like locations,
on sound stages or whatever. It

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would be like there's smoky stuff here, like little backgrounds. It wasn't just

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all presented as real martial arts or
whatever. But then they would get in

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a giant dome that was impenetrable and
fight in the dome, and then a

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voice would come on later, go
ninjas penetrate the dome, and then a

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bunch of fucking ninjas would run in
and fight them while they were fighting each

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other. That's where that came from. I've heard that phrase. Yeah,

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how I never heard of this show. That sounds amazing. And then at

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the end of it, Linda Lee, Bruce Lee's daughter, would come on

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and say, but martial arts is
all about inner strength, as my father

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Bruce Lee used to say. And
it was just like every single whatever fucking

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platitude she had was always like my
father, Bruce Lee, he's Bruce Lee

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checks out. And they had like
ongoing they tried to have an ongoing storyline

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like they were trying to miss Style
Fighting Game TV show sort of thing for

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the health bars functional. They would
get hit every time they see them lose,

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Yeah, they would, they would
animate. Was there a crowd,

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No, I don't think so.
I think there was a crowd for the

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final the fight in the dome,
I could. I'm sure I'm misremembering some

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parts of this stuff. Was the
dome fight a rumble or was it one

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on It was one on one and
then the Ninjas would penetrate the dome and

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then the Ninjas would leave the dome
later Ninja leave the dome and or the

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ninjas they're just fuck shut up,
like just getting the way. Yeah they

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were there, Yeah, exactly.
They were there to fight and hit both

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both guys and you know, it's
rough. Any other names involved in that

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thing in terms of the fighters,
Well, the daughter of Bruce Lee was

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no. Okay, host Unpack is
the biggest name that roster. That's I

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mean, maybe if you go back
now, maybe one of them was doing

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something else. I mean I could, I could dig into this real quick

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here, but yeah, it was. It was short lived, but it

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lasted long enough for them to make
action figures. Oh. Chris Cassa Massa,

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otherwise known as Scorpion a little combat
movie. Wait, really, okay,

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was in that show? I guess
I'm talking early nineties here, Like

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what time period is this ninety five
to ninety seven? Apparently it would have

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been Prime Time? Like what channel
was this on? I've been indicated it

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was. It was a four Kids, but I don't think we had him

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where I lived. That's right.
The Dragon Star that was the belt that

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they got or whatever. It was
pretty cool name. It was a gold

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trophy that looked like a shuriken surrounded
by a dragon, the proof that it's

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holder was the best martial artist in
the world. I remember it being a

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belt. Maybe maybe it was a
dumb thing that you held that looked like

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it probably should have been a belt. Did they ever get a game out

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of this? No? No,
it didn't last long enough. Did not

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last long enough at all. You
gonna go back and catch up? Yeah,

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that sounds perfect. I found a
full episode on YouTube the other day,

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so yeah, I'm totally gonna characters
like a red Dragon, Tsunami,

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great Wolf, Warlock, tiger Claw, panther, man Yin Yang man Yin

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Yang. There's some top shelf secret
code names for martial artists. Kid Carmichael,

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the machine kid car Michael's pretty good. And then there'd be matches for

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the Dragon Star every week as a
Carmichael with a k uh it was,

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it was you would have to get
full Dragon that's right. So the Dragon

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Star held symbols for the other fighters, and you'd have to beat the other

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fighters to get their symbol and add
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the Dragon balls or an infinity.
Yeah, basically, and and so you

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would get the full Dragon Belt,
the full Dragon Star or whatever. Did

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you lose them once you had gotten
them? Like that guy beat you.

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I don't think the show lasted long
enough to really explore a lot of that

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stuff. The Wikipedia pages has a
section called ninjas. There were many different

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types of ninjas that appear in the
show, most of them specific to a

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battle zone. Were the color coded. There were black ninjas, there were

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kabuky ninjas, ghost Town ninjas,
blood ninjas, Camo ninjas, Hazard ninjas,

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and Juketo yellow ninjas or blue ninjas. Doesn't look like it, doesn't

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look like it, Juketo. We're
friends of Warlock anyway. Great, So

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I always assumed that they recast as
unpack because of or you know, they

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recast lu King because of some kind
of like a bad blood or something.

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But maybe he just bounced. Maybe
he was like, I'm gonna go to

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TV now. I don't need your
Arcade game anymore. I have I have

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no idea what the actual situation with
that stuff was. At this point,

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that stuff has kind of gone.
Sure, it is not my memory anymore,

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thankfully, some Mortal Kombat historian you
are, Sometimes you have to know

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when to let go. I never
watched the live action TV show or the

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cartoon that much so about the web
series. I did not watch the web

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series for the same reasons that I
did not watch the TV shows. Oh

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Mortal Kombat, like I see was
that? Was that that reason? I've

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I heard it was pretty good too, just one where everyone's like got normal

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jobs like scorpion, some office manager
or something. They all look like normal

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dudes. It was like a Batman
Begins esque reboots. Yeah, it like,

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let's ground this thing in actual reality. I watched that first video and

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I was like, oh man,
that's awesome if that would be real.

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And then once it was clearly it
wasn't that it was just fan fiction,

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I'm like, okay, well,
fuck this, Yeah, because it was

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right before the E three reveal of
nine, and I remember people thinking it

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was some nether Realm like viral thing
like oh, this is what the new

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Mortal Combat would be like, and
yeah, like that would have been neat

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if it panned out that way,
but the second it didn't, no interest

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in noah and they're fucking weird things. And then the actual thing they did

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with nine was actually great. Yeah, so yeah, I feel like that's

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a whole subgenre now, like they
did somebody did that for Power Rangers a

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few months ago. Yeah, that
was kind of like just like short,

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short fan films of like, let's
take this thing we grew up with and

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like here's you know, everyone in
LA that is not a like a busy

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working actor just has nothing but fucking
time between auditions. So they just get

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together and shoot weird shit like that's
kind of cool. But didn't Legacy turn

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into an official thing? They did. They got it in and said like

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let's keep making this, and they
made like two runs of it or whatever

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it was. But yeah, I
didn't want to any I mean, you

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know, the movies were official too. Yeah, that didn't mean they were

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fucking good or the first. First
one's all right, good, first one

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is no theirs, No, it's
all right. I didn't say great.

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I didn't even say right somebody who
just bought it on Blu ray. I

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will defend that movie. Let's say
that I don't own a fucking home.

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I don't own a copy of that. I saw that ship in theaters and

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said fuck this. Yeah, and
I went and saw Armageddon with a friend

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of mine. He left, wait, second one, Yeah it was the

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game. Yeah. Yeah. I
rented that on VHS and watched half of

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it and was like totally like that. A friend who like basically got to

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like the first like stop motion fucking
puppet monster. When I'm out Animalties,

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I'll be in the fucking lobby.
I think who wasn't that had the vision

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quest in the Desert? It was
Luke Kang and I think it was I

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think it was like around the time
that Luke Kang was eating peyote in the

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Desert was I was like, I
can't do this anymore. Yeah. I

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think that's an age thing because I
remember like seeing that in the theater and

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being like yeah, like I left. I super wanted to get more into

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like Mortal Kombat lower and stuff.
Doesn't he turn into the dry I get

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in that one though? Yeah,
there's any Yeah, yeah, that first

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one I would say surpassed expectations.
Yeah, this is how I would put

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it. I guess it's better than
I don't know. I don't know.

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It's no DA movie. Well what
is I'm not going to watch that.

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I've decided really, yeah, we
should watch it with like Jamie Pressley or

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something. Yeah, Nash isn't it
too? Is in it? Yeah?

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I thought that came out yours.
Yeah, okay, and then I don't

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know. I'll take the Street Fighter
movie. There was a tech on opening

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day Christmas. Uh, I forget, I wish. Yeah, but I

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went to the press conference at Capcom's
US headquarters where they had like Grant bush

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Or and some of the other actors, none of the ones he wanted to

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meet, No, but no,
actually actually just wanted to meet the dude

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to play ball rock because he was
the guy from die Hard that says I

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was in junior high dickhead like that, So we were psyched to meet him

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and everybody else. Kylie Minogue who
cares, no Raoul, Julia no,

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no Ul, no Jean Claude at
Van Damn. Yeah. Did Raoul die

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right after filming and before the movie
came? I would believe that's the case.

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Yeah, Yeah, there's a you
know, the end credits mentioned him

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right right right. I think films
something halfway through, something like a man

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in a cage or something like that. I forget, but he was.

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He was an accomplished Yes, and
to have that be his last fully completed

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piece of work. Did they digitize
life into m BIS? Yeah? Did

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they digitize him for Street Fighter the
movie? The game? I believe they

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had done that work already. He
did, but he was the one doing

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the moves in studio, you know, I guess I don't know. Yeah,

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we were talking about that game last
week, but now we extra need

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to get that thing out. Yeah. I've never seen a whole lot of

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that game before. I'm gonna I'm
gonna bring it in. Should we should

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play that? It's definitely something that
we need to document. It's a strange

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thing. I played way more of
it than I should have, just because

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it came out so early on the
Saturn and PlayStation that there wasn't that much

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else to play for fighting games.
I played in the Arcade a lot.

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Actually, yeah, there was a
drought between like Mortal Kombats and stuff,

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and yeah that came in and we're
like, all right, fuck it,

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we'll play the Yeah for a few
weeks. Fighting games into movies. I

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have kind of a checkered past.
Uh, what's the best one? Do

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we have a unanimous best one?
I think first Mortal Kombat's gotta be up

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there. It's the other way actually
good or is that like funny good?

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It's funny good and they're aware of
it as well. Okay, like it's

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it's not unintendedly. No, it's
not, say like the street Fighter two

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V series is. Maybe it's not
a movie at that point, but yeah

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that's animated. Yeah, okay,
that's like the first street Fighter animal.

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I can't I can't keep track of
those. I've seen one, and I'm

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not sure which it is because every
time I would go like type in street

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Fighter anime, like eight different things. Street Fighter two V was I don't

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know, TV twelve episodes or something
like that. Yeah, and you know

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it was appropriately dragon ball ish in
some spots where it's just like here'shere you

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and Ken staring each other, fucking
charging up fireballs, just just making like

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breathless comments about their power, about
their power levels, you know that type

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of ship. Yeah, it was
like a weird reboot on the on the

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story of Everybody. I didn't like
it that much. But and then there's

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that weird US Street Fighter cartoon that
was like the fucking g I Joe style

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fucking wow, I didn't stuff that
Stuff's a nightmare. Guy like built up

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a sonic boom for half an episode
and just like whatever the building is fucking

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ridiculous. Sounds kind of great.
Fighting games into more fighting games, However,

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the fighting games begat fighting games,
Yes, fighter, street Fighters,

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sagot more street Fighter, yes exactly. Uh, there's a new Mortal Kombat

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game out there? Is that did
happen out this week? The tenth game

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Mortal Kombat X. Yes, the
tenth Mortal Combat game. Do we have

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to call it X or do we
do? That? Is? That is

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the official alright? I still when
I read the title in my mind,

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I still hear Mortal Kombat ten.
And when you like when the PC version

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crashes and leaves it running in the
task bar, it is called MK ten.

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Really like one zero taught e XC
or something. It doesn't even stay

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in my task bar. It just
disappears comp whenever I try to do anything.

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The first time I left it running
and didn't actually like hit the button

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to make it crash, and it
actually just went to a black screen and

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I had to force kill it.
And then that's when I got to see,

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Okay, I am hearing consistently poor
things about this PC port. It's

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not a game, you know.
It's yeah, yeah, it's but during

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day one it is not a video
game. It is a thing you download

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and then is a menu and you
push fight and then it like immediately drops

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the desktop. Are we at the
point where we're just expecting games to launch

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non functional one day one now?
Like, I don't think we can quite

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forgive that yet, right, No, I don't. I don't think that's

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not expecting it. But I'm sup
we're not surprised. I think there are

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there are reasonable technical issues that you
can look at and go like, well,

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that's the circumstance outside of the game's
control to some extent, like the

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when Steam fucked up because GTA was
big. Yeah, that's something you look

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at and go like, well,
that sucks, and that's fucked up on

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someone's part for a game that I
purchased, but uh, you know,

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at least that's like you look at
and going, well, it's a popular

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thing. The servers get hit hard
Mortal Kombat launching in a way where it

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doesn't download the complete game, and
then is well they had they had like

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kind of good intentions with that,
right, so they kind of preload a

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little bit and then lets you start
it. Kind of yeah, what if

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you just want to preload the entire
thing. Yeah, they wouldn't let you

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preload, Like the preload was three
gigs, and then as soon as you

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launched it, the theory was it
would then trigger the rest of the download.

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But then that never happened, so
the rest of the game wasn't there

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or something. It tells you when
you go in, when you get to

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the menu screen the snowy woods and
all that stuff, it says, okay,

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so you've downloaded like this three gig
thing packs one through twenty nine will

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be available in streaming in the background
or whatever. But then you go check

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Steam and nothing's downloading whatsoever. Right, But then on top of that,

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they say, like with that three
gigs, you'll be able to go into

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practice mode and go to mode somebody. You can't even do that. It

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just it is just nothing. It
is not a game you can't do and

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play a video game. Wow,
I think I thought I figured you could

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at least do. There are menus
that you can look at and then hit

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play and it and it crashed and
it's unh So so it's clarify. We

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were courting this on Tuesday morning,
so we're just what a few hours out

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from that thing unlocking? When did
it unlock? It unlocked Hit nine last

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night, not Monday night. That
was. That was me at like eleven

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o'clock last night, midnight last night, going like, all right, let's

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look at the PC version it finished
downloading. Oh wait, not a game.

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I tried this morning too, and
yeah, yeah you can like you

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can highlight training or single fight and
you can hit a and then it just

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immediately crashes the whole. That's a
huge bummer because the PC poort and nine

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was pretty good, right, yeah, yeah, there was. Yeah,

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there's some weird is shoes with some
stuff and the net code was but so

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yeah after and didn't Justice come out
on PC? Yes, yeah, yeah,

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so like they've got two PC games
under the belt. Now, I

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figured I Voltage did the work on
both those. I believe they did nine

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they did, they did X as
well. So I so, you know,

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I saw a couple months ago the
PC version was coming out day and

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date with console, and I was
like, all right, great, they've

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they've they're up to speed on PC. They are going to serve the PC

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community right alongside the console. They
served them. Damn y'all got served.

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Motherfucker's got served. It sucks.
That's a shame. I figured that was

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like a vote of confidence in their
ability to manage a PC port. Yeah,

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yeah, I don't know why they
would choose this game too, Like

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we're gonna debut this streaming thing else
you play it sooner, like if that's

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a Steam thing overall, or if
this is something Warner wanted to do and

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they both collaborated to make that work. Yeah, But like the thing is,

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like if you're going to preload the
game, it needs to preload the

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entire thing, Like I understand like
the nature of like, hey, you

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can play it while it's still downloading, like that makes some amount of sense

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or may it needs to work though, and be it should be something that

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is only active after the game's out
right like if people want to download the

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hole, what is a thirty gig? Yeah, something like that. If

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you want to preload all that,
then just let them do it. Yes,

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that's messed up, yep? Is
it? Is that? Just the

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issue that that it won't download anything
else? Like if it were to download

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everything, I do we think it
would work? I don't. I don't

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know. I don't know. The
menu screen seems to work, that's the

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only men It's a pretty menu and
then like that snowy background, it's I

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guess my depth field. The menus
still call the controller config wireless controller configuration

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like it was a PS four,
and changing that configuration also crashes against Wow.

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Yeah, rad, Yeah, I've
got a friend on on Twitter that

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actually he's he doesn't have the menus
available to him. He double checked to

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make sure that all of that DLCL
twenty nine of those things are installed,

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They're all checked. He still doesn't
have that shit available. I have no

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idea what is going on? So
he actually pulled the downloads. Yes,

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he checked the install and it's all
there posted screen shot ship two characters available

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and everything crashes when he tries to
pick man, it's cool, what's going

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on I'm really glad I didn't spend
time in trying to play that last night.

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Yeah. Well, hey, that's
a bumpy one. It's out on

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console, yes, yeah, yeah, it works good there. Yeah,

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I've been playing the PlayStation four version
for a chunk of time. Here.

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It's solid. You guys all seem
fairly fond of it. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, it's cool. Yeah,
I mean there's there's a lot to

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it, kind of like they did
with nine. Uh, you know,

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they made some some tweaks and changes
to just kind of the basics of fighting,

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added a few little systems here and
there, but it's generally the same

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as the previous game. Sure,
yeah, plays pretty similarly. Yeah,

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absolutely, Yeah, lots of chains. Uh. They added that new stamina

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meter. I'm not too fond of
that. We can probably go into that

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a little bit for running. That's
for running interactables. Yeah, like the

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Injustice style background interaction is in here
and that will chip it. That'll take

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a segment of your stamina meter.
Does nine have running at all? No,

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no added forward dashes and this has
that as well. But if you

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forward dash and then hit block,
you'll break into a run, which is

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super awkward, which is Yeah,
that's an awkward way to control it,

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Like it fucks me up constantly.
You said you were like accidentally initiating the

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run, right, because sometimes sometimes
you dash forward and a block because there's

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some shit coming your way, but
you hit block and it starts you running

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and you eat everything. So you
have to double tap block or block it

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down. You know, there's like
like block is getting to interrupt the run

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this Yeah, that sounds really inelegant
totally if there were guys think about maybe

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if there was a run button.
So you know, with the running over

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just like forward dashings, you cannot
block like while you're forward dashing, So

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if you initiate a run, you
can actually block sooner and you can attack

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sooner and ship like that iver distance. Of course, you don't want to

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close the gap as fast as you
can if you want to keep up the

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pressure. But I just trans that
meter super quick. I haven't frequently had

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enough distance between my opponent that I
feel like a full dash is necessary,

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Like I think like I haven't felt
that, I haven't really felt the need

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to run also, yeah, but
yeah, and then like with the comboinders

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that will that will knock them back
farther than just yeah, if you you

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have to run up and finish and
then get a little couple yeah extra stuff

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in. I guess the stamina thing
hasn't bothered me because yeah, a,

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I don't really run and be like
when you are doing that environment interaction stuff.

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It's not like constant, like you're
not spamming that. Like there's not

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like eight thousand old ladies that you
can throw. There's one old lady you

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throw, and then a little bit
later you can find another thing to hop

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charges as well. It's not like
limited pard yeah yeah, but yeah,

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I mean I've definitely like back dash
twice and then like gone for a throw

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like, oh I can't, I
can't go, you know, because I've

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just backdash twice, and that trains
the entire meter. I guess that's for

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me. It's not like like the
running is not annoying, it's the or

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like, yeah, I'm not like
trying to run, I'm trying to forward

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dash and then immediately block afterwards and
then accidentally running. Yes, gotcha,

405
00:24:15.680 --> 00:24:18.599
Okay, I'm not running on purpose
because I'm not good enough at it to

406
00:24:18.920 --> 00:24:22.799
chase down stuff for the combos and
stuff yet and I might not ever be.

407
00:24:22.960 --> 00:24:26.720
But I would have been okay with
a dedicated run button. Yes,

408
00:24:26.839 --> 00:24:29.759
now you're talking, Yeah, I
mean that's what every moral combat game needs.

409
00:24:29.880 --> 00:24:32.680
I mean there's no platform this thing's
coming out on that doesn't have enough

410
00:24:32.720 --> 00:24:36.440
buttons to accommodate a dedicated run button. You know, so they dedicated a

411
00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:42.039
button to stance change, right,
and correct me if I'm wrong. That

412
00:24:42.160 --> 00:24:47.880
serves zero purpose. There's a trophy
if you do a little dance as codal

413
00:24:47.960 --> 00:24:52.480
Con, you get a Disco trophy. But stance change it is, there's

414
00:24:52.519 --> 00:24:55.920
no he just flips his leg.
You just flip your legs and it doesn't

415
00:24:56.119 --> 00:24:59.759
change anything about as far as I
know. No, No, there are

416
00:25:00.039 --> 00:25:03.119
some weird things where you know,
you have a little more reach with some

417
00:25:03.400 --> 00:25:06.559
characters. Wait, can everybody do
this? Yeah, like a sort of

418
00:25:06.920 --> 00:25:10.319
half asked stance change. I'm still
not clear what you're talking about. Flip

419
00:25:10.400 --> 00:25:14.000
your if your leg is forward?
Which leg is forward? Okay? And

420
00:25:14.039 --> 00:25:15.240
that works for everybody to see the
mack of your character. You want to

421
00:25:15.240 --> 00:25:18.720
see the friend. But that has
nothing to do with the three fighting styles

422
00:25:18.759 --> 00:25:21.720
you choose the match, right,
No, it's not like Deadly Alliance and

423
00:25:21.799 --> 00:25:23.599
m K nine as well. Okay, Yeah, it's not like Deadly Alliance

424
00:25:23.640 --> 00:25:27.279
where you're on the fly switching between
these styles or whatever like anybody wants that.

425
00:25:27.640 --> 00:25:30.559
No, no, no, it's
just yeah, it has no effect

426
00:25:30.640 --> 00:25:33.079
really at all, do you guys
find the I mean, so, how

427
00:25:33.119 --> 00:25:37.559
many characters are there? Twenty five
counting Goro twenty four and the default right,

428
00:25:37.680 --> 00:25:41.240
and then that's three different styles for
each character, with each with its

429
00:25:41.279 --> 00:25:44.880
own moves and combos and stuff like
that. At some point there are a

430
00:25:44.920 --> 00:25:48.079
lot of there are a lot of
shared moves and stuff between characters. It's

431
00:25:48.119 --> 00:25:51.640
not like it's a full rewride of
their normals and everything. It's just you

432
00:25:51.720 --> 00:25:56.039
know, hey, you might have
this this set of three special moves with

433
00:25:56.160 --> 00:26:00.359
this variation, or this one might
make your normals have a sword. Uh,

434
00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:03.720
and you know this one or this
win sub zero can grab his ice

435
00:26:03.759 --> 00:26:06.920
clone and throw it at you.
It just seems like a lot to take

436
00:26:07.000 --> 00:26:10.559
in and not because like I mean, you know, learning three different like

437
00:26:10.680 --> 00:26:12.559
mostly that the similar move sets for
a given characters not a big deal.

438
00:26:12.640 --> 00:26:15.440
But it's more, you know,
a lot of being good at a fighting

439
00:26:15.480 --> 00:26:18.920
game is knowing how to deal with
what they're throwing at you, not necessarily

440
00:26:18.960 --> 00:26:21.039
executing what you can do, you
know, So like all of a sudden,

441
00:26:21.079 --> 00:26:23.000
that's like three times the number of
things you need to learn to look

442
00:26:23.039 --> 00:26:26.880
out for from your opponent, you
know. Yeah, it's a little intimidation,

443
00:26:26.319 --> 00:26:29.519
a lot Like it's hard to tell, you know, if you if

444
00:26:29.519 --> 00:26:30.839
you're not familiar with the game,
you know, and you're playing against somebody

445
00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:34.480
who's sub zero, you don't know
exactly what that variation does. So,

446
00:26:36.480 --> 00:26:38.079
uh, yeah, there's a lot
of variety, and I appreciate that.

447
00:26:38.279 --> 00:26:41.480
Is that a good thing that generally
you think? I think? So it's

448
00:26:41.519 --> 00:26:44.680
gonna be toughest shit to balance this
game, though, Yeah, I hear

449
00:26:44.720 --> 00:26:47.880
they've got pro players coming in trying
to balance stuff. But then again,

450
00:26:47.960 --> 00:26:52.279
we saw over the weekend that the
Fatal Eight tournament there's some broken shit going

451
00:26:52.319 --> 00:26:55.960
on. Yeah. Yeah, who's
who's the worst cul for it? So

452
00:26:56.039 --> 00:26:59.200
far? Aaron Black seems to be
the worst. He's got a one one

453
00:26:59.240 --> 00:27:00.319
two string, which is like you
know, scure square triangle, and it

454
00:27:00.400 --> 00:27:03.079
leaves him like plus six some block, which means that he can just keep

455
00:27:03.200 --> 00:27:07.839
doing that over and over until the
opponent doesn't block, and then he can

456
00:27:07.880 --> 00:27:11.039
just finish this combo. So how
that got out of QA, I have

457
00:27:11.240 --> 00:27:15.799
no idea, but I think it
may be patched by now. But still

458
00:27:15.000 --> 00:27:18.359
just stuff like that, that's that's
gonna slip through. I found some stuff

459
00:27:18.400 --> 00:27:23.880
with Jung Kim which is pretty pretty
annoying. Jung Jung Kim. Yeah what

460
00:27:23.960 --> 00:27:29.880
I said, Kung Jin, No
it's Jung Kim. No it is not.

461
00:27:30.119 --> 00:27:33.920
It's I wrote down Jung Kim.
You wrote down? What is it?

462
00:27:34.119 --> 00:27:40.079
It's like kunglao. Oh yeah,
I guess I totally. It's kunglaus

463
00:27:40.079 --> 00:27:42.519
Son too, right, just like
his cousin. Okay, so it's not

464
00:27:42.920 --> 00:27:48.400
Kung's cousin Jung. I mean that
Kung is probably the family name in the

465
00:27:48.440 --> 00:27:52.960
systems, right right, right,
Well that guy has some real good drop

466
00:27:53.039 --> 00:27:56.519
kicks, right yeah, she's quite
a bit which are very vulnerable afterwards.

467
00:27:56.519 --> 00:28:00.480
They should probably get out of that
habit. Yeah yeah, okay, well

468
00:28:00.519 --> 00:28:03.359
if they if they blocked that first
down kick thing, then yeah, you're

469
00:28:03.400 --> 00:28:06.920
dead. It's the sort of thing
that like you it's I feel like a

470
00:28:06.960 --> 00:28:10.279
lot of people played smoke in MK
nine and just like whipped up a bunch

471
00:28:10.279 --> 00:28:12.920
of bullshit on people, and people
didn't know what to expect and they ate

472
00:28:12.960 --> 00:28:18.240
it up. And a lot of
this Jung Kim stuff reminds me of that,

473
00:28:18.359 --> 00:28:22.200
where it's like when you don't know
what's coming at you. It's overheads

474
00:28:22.240 --> 00:28:23.839
and fucking eyes lows and just all
this shit and you're just like, it

475
00:28:23.920 --> 00:28:27.759
doesn't stop coming. Uh, And
once you kind of get a good read

476
00:28:27.839 --> 00:28:30.799
on what that shit is, it's
I think people will figure it out or

477
00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:33.799
they won't, and you'll be able
to you know, they'll always be new

478
00:28:33.839 --> 00:28:37.079
players picking up the game forever.
And as I did with Smoke, you

479
00:28:37.240 --> 00:28:45.720
just fucking work motherfuckers stuff. It's
valid, but it's ever. Everyone picks

480
00:28:45.720 --> 00:28:48.680
Scorpion. Yeah, like that's the
subtitle to the last couple of more like

481
00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:52.839
to every Mortal Kombat game, right, Scorpion is the kin everyone comes to

482
00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:55.799
Scorpion. I played about five of
them last night. Yeah. Yeah,

483
00:28:56.359 --> 00:28:59.000
I know. It's not a brand
new phenomenon, but still the idea of

484
00:28:59.079 --> 00:29:02.400
post release balance and sing for fighting
games kind of crazy to me. It's

485
00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:06.960
essential, and it is so they
can do it. They have an inline

486
00:29:07.000 --> 00:29:10.680
system that lets them update the game
without a proper console level patch, so

487
00:29:10.960 --> 00:29:14.680
it'll just pull those same way,
like playlist updates pull for Call of Duty.

488
00:29:14.839 --> 00:29:17.680
It's it's essential to the longevity of
the game. Yeah, you know,

489
00:29:17.799 --> 00:29:22.480
I definitely wouldn't dispute that, but
it's just it's something that I associate

490
00:29:22.599 --> 00:29:26.359
more with like RTS games, and
it's kind of traditionally PC focused franchises.

491
00:29:26.599 --> 00:29:29.599
We see what like Call of Duty
where it's like, oh, the shotguns

492
00:29:29.640 --> 00:29:30.359
two pack, Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. I don't know,

493
00:29:30.440 --> 00:29:33.359
it's just, you know, I
don't know why there's a mental disconnect for

494
00:29:33.440 --> 00:29:37.960
me with that stuff, but maybe
changes used to come with, you know,

495
00:29:37.160 --> 00:29:40.359
the new board Dad, that's I
think that's kind of what it is

496
00:29:40.480 --> 00:29:41.640
like, going all the way back
to fighting games and arcades where it's like

497
00:29:41.720 --> 00:29:44.640
what was on the board was what
you got, you know, and it's

498
00:29:44.680 --> 00:29:47.200
like if they put out new boards
and great, but if not, like

499
00:29:47.279 --> 00:29:51.440
you just kind of stuck with it. That's why they needed wave net,

500
00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:55.160
man. Wave Net was gonna save
everything was future. They let the future

501
00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:56.799
pass them buy that's right. What
do you guys think of the uh the

502
00:29:56.960 --> 00:30:00.960
cast with a k of character?
I uh, some of the new characters

503
00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:07.359
are Cass Cage is pretty cool,
Kung Gin there's pretty good, Kung In

504
00:30:07.720 --> 00:30:12.839
Jimmy This Jimmy Kung Gin right there
you go. Okay, kung Gin is

505
00:30:12.880 --> 00:30:17.079
my favorite. Uh yeah, the
look is kind of generic for him.

506
00:30:17.480 --> 00:30:21.519
Yeah. I like Jackie Brad Briggs. Yeah, it's really cool. All

507
00:30:21.559 --> 00:30:27.400
these teens have two man Yeah.
Wait are they literal teenagers? Like sometimes?

508
00:30:27.640 --> 00:30:32.480
Yeah, they're all a little spicy. I really don't like total Kno.

509
00:30:32.559 --> 00:30:33.680
I don't think he's fun to play
as at. I kind of like

510
00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:36.519
him, Yeah, I like him. Yeah, I'm getting a little more

511
00:30:36.519 --> 00:30:38.000
into him. He's not really into
cotalk, not really into fair Tour,

512
00:30:38.079 --> 00:30:41.440
Like the slower characters aren't really doing
it for me. Goro, I kind

513
00:30:41.440 --> 00:30:45.920
of mess with a little bit and
not digging, dig really not digging.

514
00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:48.640
It not worth buying. How much
is he just b himself? I don't

515
00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:49.680
know. It's not it for sale
yet? Oh okay, Yeah, I

516
00:30:49.759 --> 00:30:53.599
don't like Taquita at all. I
like Taquita a lot. Kid. Yeah,

517
00:30:53.680 --> 00:30:57.119
he's got some some interesting shit,
you know, a couple of I

518
00:30:57.160 --> 00:31:02.960
can't decide which stance I like the
most. Yeah, because like all his

519
00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:07.599
standard special moves that he just comes
with, I fucking hate. But the

520
00:31:07.720 --> 00:31:11.519
the stuff that comes with the variations, I actually like all them a lot.

521
00:31:11.599 --> 00:31:14.240
The whip stuff is pretty cool that
he's got. Trying to think other

522
00:31:14.319 --> 00:31:17.839
new characters, it's eight new characters. Uh, and in the full roster

523
00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:21.359
kind of the four good guys,
which in the story mode kind of they're

524
00:31:21.400 --> 00:31:23.200
a posse. They're the combat kids. They get out there, they fucking

525
00:31:23.720 --> 00:31:27.519
show up wherever the actual problem is
and just solve it, uh, in

526
00:31:29.000 --> 00:31:33.119
a way that is kind of predictable
wherever. Yeah, there's like, oh,

527
00:31:33.160 --> 00:31:34.240
hey, I don't know, we're
here, fucking all right, No,

528
00:31:34.400 --> 00:31:37.839
we got this, no problem,
We'll save the world. Yeah,

529
00:31:37.880 --> 00:31:41.519
sure, Sure sounds like you're a
little more lukewarm on the story this time

530
00:31:41.559 --> 00:31:45.920
than Yeah. It's it's one of
those things where I think they're doing much

531
00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:49.240
better with the new characters and the
general tone and flow of things than they

532
00:31:49.319 --> 00:31:53.359
ever did kind of post MK four
with that stuff, because that just blew

533
00:31:53.400 --> 00:31:56.680
out in a really fucking nuts ass
way, including four. I didn't like

534
00:31:56.759 --> 00:32:00.799
the new characters and four at all. You know, skocks all right,

535
00:32:00.839 --> 00:32:05.200
sucks, Clunchi's lame, But like, which ones are you talking about?

536
00:32:05.240 --> 00:32:10.079
Then? I thought Raco was alright, Fujin was okay, bo right show,

537
00:32:14.519 --> 00:32:19.759
but fuck bar shoe he could puke
part and it's like a pun for

538
00:32:19.960 --> 00:32:22.799
baraco, the Spanish word for drunk. Oh, I didn't know that.

539
00:32:22.200 --> 00:32:28.960
Yeah, uh, it's yeah dumb. Uh. So I think they're doing

540
00:32:29.079 --> 00:32:30.960
better than they did last time.
They were at this point kind of in

541
00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:36.519
their pre reboot storyline. I was
a little worried. Yeah, But at

542
00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:40.839
the same time, like, I
think this story is a little less interesting,

543
00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:44.680
but I'll give them credit. Like
they're pushing things forward. You know,

544
00:32:44.759 --> 00:32:46.440
they're adding new characters. They're kind
of taking the focus off of some

545
00:32:46.599 --> 00:32:52.200
of the long time uh Mortal Kombat
fighters. They are discarding them, not

546
00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:54.359
discarding them. Yeah, I mean, you can still play as Luke Kang.

547
00:32:54.400 --> 00:32:59.160
It's just why would you. Luke
King's alright, Uh, he's an

548
00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:02.160
old ass man and still weird,
gray hair, still got the bicycle kick.

549
00:33:02.599 --> 00:33:06.799
Ye yes, all right, that's
all I need. You can still

550
00:33:06.839 --> 00:33:15.279
turn into a dragon, an old
gray dragon. And you know, they're

551
00:33:15.319 --> 00:33:19.359
kind of like addressing kind of some
long time rivalries in new ways, like

552
00:33:19.400 --> 00:33:22.960
the Scorpions subzero stuff is interesting in
a new way. This taste and just

553
00:33:22.039 --> 00:33:24.119
have gotten together and hugged it out
at this point. You know, that's

554
00:33:24.160 --> 00:33:29.920
you should play the story. So
I like, I like some of that

555
00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:32.279
stuff, but generally speaking, it's
just it doesn't hit as hard, and

556
00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:37.039
it's you know, following up from
nine, where they're just like fucking jj

557
00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:40.559
abrams reboot of the first three games
all in one, Like it's hard to

558
00:33:40.599 --> 00:33:45.480
fucking top that, sure, uh, and they don't, you know,

559
00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:47.400
like, I think the story in
that game is better. But also I

560
00:33:47.519 --> 00:33:51.240
never quite looked at nine as reboots
so much as just like, here is

561
00:33:51.279 --> 00:33:53.039
a closer, more dramatized look at
what happened, you know, No,

562
00:33:53.119 --> 00:33:55.440
because I mean at the very beginning
they explained the thing. We're like,

563
00:33:55.480 --> 00:33:59.279
what is it raiding about? Die? I know, I know there was

564
00:33:59.319 --> 00:34:01.960
like, yeah, it is a
literal reboot, yeah, but you know

565
00:34:02.680 --> 00:34:05.759
it was still it was still cool
to see, like, you know,

566
00:34:05.920 --> 00:34:07.480
during the first MK, here's some
ship that happened in between the fights.

567
00:34:07.639 --> 00:34:10.360
Yeah, yeah, like to give
that get like that game had no story

568
00:34:10.519 --> 00:34:14.559
whatsoever, totally Yeah, first endings
and it was just like there's a tournament

569
00:34:14.840 --> 00:34:19.360
save the world to like to dramatize
the offensive old ass man that hovers wants

570
00:34:19.360 --> 00:34:22.440
to shoot fireballs at you and turn
into you, and he's gonna be young

571
00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:24.519
in the next game. It sounds
great. Yeah, in the next game.

572
00:34:24.840 --> 00:34:29.000
I think that makes me want to
play for the nine storyline again.

573
00:34:29.119 --> 00:34:31.679
Yeah, yeah, it's yeah.
I mean, you don't, like,

574
00:34:31.880 --> 00:34:37.239
you don't need to have a story
in a fighting game, but when it's

575
00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:38.920
there, I think it adds a
lot, you know, it adds a

576
00:34:38.960 --> 00:34:44.320
lot of longevity. I think for
you know, for people that that care

577
00:34:44.320 --> 00:34:45.719
about the characters and want to see
that stuff, you know, like it.

578
00:34:45.920 --> 00:34:50.760
It creates the potential for hot offshoots. That's Mortal Kombat mythology. Subzero

579
00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:55.760
special Forces, yeah, special Forces
Salon Monks is legitimately. Yeah. I

580
00:34:55.840 --> 00:34:59.880
played through that start finish with my
cousin two players, and it's one of

581
00:34:59.880 --> 00:35:05.000
the let's go up. It's actually
a good game. Yeah, I like

582
00:35:05.079 --> 00:35:07.280
it. But it doesn't hit his
heart at the last game. But kind

583
00:35:07.280 --> 00:35:10.079
of on some level, of course
it doesn't because that game was them saying,

584
00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:15.199
all right, we teased fucked around
with it in MK versus DC.

585
00:35:15.880 --> 00:35:21.159
Here it is we have we have
Street Fighter forward, our our Mortal Kombat

586
00:35:21.320 --> 00:35:24.480
back to the way you want it, uh and and with the characters you

587
00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:28.519
know and love. Yeah, every
game was firing on all cylinders, hope

588
00:35:28.719 --> 00:35:32.639
they had perfected the storytelling method.
And also we're retelling the story with nostalgic

589
00:35:32.760 --> 00:35:36.679
value that everybody wanted exactly. Yeah, it was kind of It was kind

590
00:35:36.679 --> 00:35:38.880
of a flash point that you can't
necessarily just got replicated exactly and and and

591
00:35:38.960 --> 00:35:40.760
they don't. But I think that
they, you know, they leave the

592
00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:44.559
story in some interesting places if you
care about that stuff. And yeah,

593
00:35:44.559 --> 00:35:46.039
I like taking it for granted that
there will be another Mortal Kombat game,

594
00:35:46.119 --> 00:35:50.079
Like, is cand you see this
going somewhere? Like, I mean they

595
00:35:50.119 --> 00:35:52.800
tease, they tease follow up at
the end, you know, so yes,

596
00:35:53.239 --> 00:35:55.559
you can see some places where it
could go that it might be kind

597
00:35:55.599 --> 00:36:00.239
of cool. But you know,
the story jumps around in time lot.

598
00:36:00.280 --> 00:36:02.599
It starts out kind of after the
events of MK nine and then flash forwards

599
00:36:02.599 --> 00:36:07.519
twenty five years forward. Then it's
like everyone has flashbacks that are like five

600
00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:12.599
years before. So it's just like
there's so many different time lines represented and

601
00:36:12.719 --> 00:36:15.559
so many different costumes that show up
as a result of that. Sounds kind

602
00:36:15.559 --> 00:36:17.000
of messy. It is messy.
It's it's it's at some point you're just

603
00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:19.639
like, wait a minute, is
he a good guy? At this point

604
00:36:19.679 --> 00:36:22.119
in time, or a bad guy
like what happened? You know, is

605
00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:23.559
this guy still a zombie or not? Like what the fuck is going on?

606
00:36:23.719 --> 00:36:28.000
Like, there's just there's weird stuff
with that. But who was a

607
00:36:28.079 --> 00:36:30.800
zombie? Everyone died at the end
of MK nine. Dude, Yeah,

608
00:36:30.880 --> 00:36:34.679
I know what. I kind of
want you to just tell me how they

609
00:36:34.760 --> 00:36:38.519
get around that. But they they
have some ways, all right, and

610
00:36:38.719 --> 00:36:43.480
in some cases they don't. They
just don't even address it. They just

611
00:36:43.719 --> 00:36:46.360
don't make them not zombies. Oh
I see, so okay, now I

612
00:36:46.400 --> 00:36:51.639
actually want to see this. So
it's weird because their characters like that appear

613
00:36:51.800 --> 00:36:54.000
in as playable characters informs that they
never show up and in the story.

614
00:36:55.320 --> 00:36:59.679
But whatever, it's it's yeah,
they've got a lot of modes around it,

615
00:36:59.760 --> 00:37:01.760
you know, same as same as
last time. They've built up you

616
00:37:01.840 --> 00:37:07.960
know, some meta games and weird
little fun so all they've always crammed the

617
00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:09.199
tone of extra content. Yeah,
I mean it's you know, there's no

618
00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:14.480
puzzle game or cart racer, but
crypt it's pretty extensive. The crypt is

619
00:37:14.559 --> 00:37:19.519
Net, the uh, the test
your luck stuff, the random modifiers like

620
00:37:19.559 --> 00:37:22.880
that. Stuff's kind of fun.
Test your might Tower yeah, right,

621
00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:27.119
Yeah, it's weird. That's so
dumb. You get a bunch of coins

622
00:37:27.159 --> 00:37:29.920
and stuff that way, No,
you don't. Und when you get up

623
00:37:29.960 --> 00:37:34.280
to the upper tiers, you start
getting more mashing and like what the other

624
00:37:34.440 --> 00:37:37.199
day, and you're I'm gonna point
now, popping out of your neck.

625
00:37:37.320 --> 00:37:39.440
I'm gonna point now where I need
like ten thousand to open stuff. So

626
00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:43.639
like, no, the test your
might tower does not. And that's that

627
00:37:43.960 --> 00:37:46.639
kind of is One of the more
frustrating things about the game is that it

628
00:37:46.760 --> 00:37:52.760
feels over monetized. Jeff, It's
okay, man, just twenty bucks and

629
00:37:52.800 --> 00:37:55.039
you can unwrite. Yeah, so
you can pay twenty bucks to unlock everything

630
00:37:55.079 --> 00:37:59.840
in the crypt. Wait really it
really? Stuff is already in the game

631
00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:02.599
really yeah? Oh no, And
so you can do the second fatalities without

632
00:38:02.679 --> 00:38:06.760
unlocking them in the crypt first.
But all the brutalities, which are the

633
00:38:06.800 --> 00:38:10.119
new finishing move, uh you apparently
I think you have to unlock those in

634
00:38:10.159 --> 00:38:14.800
the crypt first. I'm not sure. I actually had one happened last night

635
00:38:14.840 --> 00:38:17.039
that I had not unlock. Really
did okay accidentally, so I'm not positive.

636
00:38:17.079 --> 00:38:20.559
Okay, all right, Well,
cost their costumes and stuff in there

637
00:38:20.599 --> 00:38:22.760
too, that are that are game
relevant. There's also concept art and stuff

638
00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:27.360
that you're art, fan art whatever, paying to unlock things that you can

639
00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:30.800
unlock playing in a sixty dollars game, Like, I think that stuff is

640
00:38:31.159 --> 00:38:36.159
super lame in this specific case.
But at the same time, but that's

641
00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:39.440
more of a factor of I really
like Mortal Kombat, so it bothers me

642
00:38:39.519 --> 00:38:43.719
more here than it has in like
every EA game that did you know,

643
00:38:43.800 --> 00:38:45.800
every EA golf game that was like, fuck it make a leveled up golfer

644
00:38:46.280 --> 00:38:49.480
back on the three sixty. It's
like who cares? Sure, like,

645
00:38:49.559 --> 00:38:52.039
just don't buy it because fucking why
would you buy the golf game anyway?

646
00:38:52.079 --> 00:38:53.880
But yeah, you kind of you
kind of want to feel like Mortal Kombat

647
00:38:53.960 --> 00:38:59.199
can be better than that it is. Yes, that is yes, that

648
00:38:59.320 --> 00:39:01.079
is how I feel about it.
Is that Mortal Kombat is such a long

649
00:39:01.239 --> 00:39:07.159
running, storied thing that like to
see it get nickel and dimed, like

650
00:39:07.280 --> 00:39:12.880
this is depressing in a way that
it isn't in Tiger Woods or you know,

651
00:39:13.119 --> 00:39:16.239
Evolve or something like that. We're
already talking about a combat pack which

652
00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:20.719
thirty dollars. Thirty dollars things that
are already included in the game. Oh

653
00:39:20.800 --> 00:39:23.840
really, I thought the thirty dollars
stuff was all external content that's all new.

654
00:39:23.920 --> 00:39:27.599
I mean, it's all that's new
in the But they're characters that are

655
00:39:27.719 --> 00:39:30.039
in the game. You fight against
them in like the story mode. Right,

656
00:39:30.159 --> 00:39:31.440
Yes, Tanya is one of the
characters. You're talking those up in

657
00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:35.719
the story mode. You're talking about
the four which is frustrating. Yeah,

658
00:39:36.159 --> 00:39:37.559
yeah, so those characters aren't available
yet, but that's Yeah, their season

659
00:39:37.639 --> 00:39:43.400
pass is like four characters, like
thirteen costumes or something like that. I'm

660
00:39:43.440 --> 00:39:46.800
not sure it's uh, but it's
that. That's thirty bucks, and that's

661
00:39:46.880 --> 00:39:50.159
if you want to unlock the rest
of the stuff that you can get in

662
00:39:50.199 --> 00:39:52.800
the crypt that's another twenty so fifty
dollars on top. And also you might

663
00:39:52.840 --> 00:39:57.199
have purchased one of the limited edition
versions of the game to get an exclusive

664
00:39:57.239 --> 00:40:00.239
scorpion skin and like a little statue, So you might have spent like,

665
00:40:00.320 --> 00:40:01.719
I don't know, like one hundred
and forty hundred fifty bucks on this thing

666
00:40:01.800 --> 00:40:06.679
to start with? Is Goro part
of the thirty dollars was a pre or

667
00:40:06.760 --> 00:40:09.119
no, he's not here, a
pre order bonus that will be for sale

668
00:40:09.199 --> 00:40:14.079
at some point, but it's not
currently for sale. So right now,

669
00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:16.880
you can go hover over Goro on
the character select screen and it says push

670
00:40:17.079 --> 00:40:21.199
x to purchase Goro, and you
push X, and even after launch,

671
00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:23.800
it still says you can't. So
the thirty dollars I assume that'll be up

672
00:40:23.840 --> 00:40:27.039
today, but you know, maybe
by the time you hear this, they

673
00:40:27.039 --> 00:40:30.480
will have corrected that. But like
you, the thirty dollars thing is their

674
00:40:30.639 --> 00:40:36.760
season pass with Tanya, Tat Predator
and Jason from Friday the thirteen, right,

675
00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:38.320
and then all those skins and then
yeah, three each one of those

676
00:40:38.360 --> 00:40:42.199
characters will come with three skins,
and then there's like a Shinnock skin you

677
00:40:42.280 --> 00:40:45.599
get right away and you buy it. Wait up skins for all the existing

678
00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:47.519
characters. Yes, they will,
They're not all these. I mean it'll

679
00:40:47.559 --> 00:40:52.719
be like here's Classic Katana, right, which is sort of fucked up because

680
00:40:52.760 --> 00:40:55.239
when you go into the viewer and
view everything you have locked, it shows

681
00:40:55.320 --> 00:41:00.199
classic Katana there already does it say
you have to buy the things list requirements,

682
00:41:00.360 --> 00:41:04.000
So you might just be unlocking everything
in the crypt, going where is

683
00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:06.360
this, Where's this? Where's this
and then never find it until you because

684
00:41:06.360 --> 00:41:14.280
you haven't buy it gross, so
it gets worse. Oh go on.

685
00:41:14.639 --> 00:41:19.400
Yeah. In the crypt sometimes you
unlock something called an easy Fatality Award and

686
00:41:19.599 --> 00:41:22.320
it's something so remember when we play
the game in development and they were like,

687
00:41:22.480 --> 00:41:25.119
oh, just hold down, just
hold down block and hit triangle to

688
00:41:25.519 --> 00:41:28.800
do the fatalities. That's like,
you know, we're just just we're developing

689
00:41:28.880 --> 00:41:30.599
it right now, so just just
do that like a trade show thing for

690
00:41:30.719 --> 00:41:32.679
like, well, we know you
want to see fatalities. Here how you

691
00:41:32.719 --> 00:41:36.280
do it? So we made them
real easy in this build for that we

692
00:41:36.320 --> 00:41:38.960
were bringing around to show you or
showing a E three that is something that

693
00:41:39.079 --> 00:41:44.960
you can earn easy fatality tokens for
and use. Uh in the crypt so

694
00:41:45.039 --> 00:41:47.320
far I found about seven of them
by token. Do you mean it's expendable?

695
00:41:47.679 --> 00:41:51.679
Yes, you do, yes when
you if yes, exactly if you

696
00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:52.800
use it, it's gone. So
I have seven of them that I can

697
00:41:52.840 --> 00:41:58.000
do that I've gotten out of the
crypt. Uh and and and just you

698
00:41:58.039 --> 00:42:00.880
know, out of the game itself, you could buy thirty of them for

699
00:42:00.920 --> 00:42:10.360
four ninety nine consumables, straight up
consumable. And it's like whatever, like

700
00:42:10.440 --> 00:42:13.800
the move list is in the game, like you know, it's it's just

701
00:42:13.880 --> 00:42:15.960
an easier way to do an existing
thing that like, at some point,

702
00:42:16.760 --> 00:42:20.679
why would anyone ever buy that?
But at the same point time, like

703
00:42:21.199 --> 00:42:23.880
easy Fatalities used to be a cheat
code, very much, very much a

704
00:42:23.960 --> 00:42:28.280
cheat code. But also you're earning
coins by doing fatalities that you can then

705
00:42:28.400 --> 00:42:30.719
spend on other stuff. Correct,
and you spend it in the crypt that's

706
00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:34.039
it. You can't buy those You
can't buy those awards directly, right,

707
00:42:34.360 --> 00:42:37.320
But I'm saying there is a utility
to doing fatalities consistently, yes, because

708
00:42:37.320 --> 00:42:39.800
you're getting currency out of it.
Yes, yeah, yeah, you can

709
00:42:39.920 --> 00:42:43.800
do stuff, yes, your or
experience points or you know whatever. You're

710
00:42:44.199 --> 00:42:46.320
so like the chain of buying the
easy fatality stuff and turning those things into

711
00:42:46.320 --> 00:42:50.360
coins you can actually buy other stuff
with. It's pretty clear, Well,

712
00:42:50.400 --> 00:42:52.719
if you want to go that way, if yes, But the coins you

713
00:42:52.760 --> 00:42:54.599
get per fatality are not worth it, Okay, It's not like you're getting

714
00:42:54.639 --> 00:42:58.840
so many that you're like, I
need to do one and I need to

715
00:42:58.880 --> 00:43:02.159
do them easy because I can't figure
out these button presses. Well, you

716
00:43:02.199 --> 00:43:05.440
can just pause the unless you're playing
online, you just pause the game and

717
00:43:05.480 --> 00:43:08.360
look it up, right, there. So like so for starters, it's

718
00:43:08.400 --> 00:43:10.920
a dumb thing because you can pause
the game and look up how to do

719
00:43:12.000 --> 00:43:16.599
the fatalities right then and there.
Yeah, but but also come on,

720
00:43:17.119 --> 00:43:22.559
also, come on, like seriously
people, it's uh, it's pretty crazy.

721
00:43:22.599 --> 00:43:22.840
And it's like, you know,
I don't know, like I go

722
00:43:22.960 --> 00:43:25.199
back and forth on like the season
past stuff, because when you break it

723
00:43:25.239 --> 00:43:29.639
down, like per character plus the
skins, you start comparing it to other

724
00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:31.679
DLC prices and Matt packs and stuff
like that, and you go like,

725
00:43:31.719 --> 00:43:37.280
well, you know, seven fifty
a character doesn't seem too far out of

726
00:43:37.360 --> 00:43:42.960
control for kind of what other stuff
is sold for Matt packs and and that

727
00:43:43.079 --> 00:43:45.960
sort of thing. And then you
total it all up and look at it

728
00:43:45.000 --> 00:43:49.519
and go, this game is sixty
dollars and comes with this many characters and

729
00:43:49.559 --> 00:43:52.000
all this other stuff for half that
price. Again, I get four dudes.

730
00:43:53.559 --> 00:43:57.440
Like that's that's where it starts to
get out of control. I mean,

731
00:43:57.679 --> 00:44:00.199
you know, like the season passes
have been priced that way for for

732
00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:04.239
some time in most games. Uh, you know, like the Battlefield Premium

733
00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:07.320
stuff, which is like bonus shit
plus the mat packs, Like that's fifty

734
00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:10.880
bucks. Holy shit. Yeah,
I'm a gun. Yeah, what's the

735
00:44:10.960 --> 00:44:14.840
standard, like a thirty typically twenty
thirty. I think it's one of those

736
00:44:14.840 --> 00:44:16.320
things where it's like if there are
four releases, they come out at ten

737
00:44:16.400 --> 00:44:21.639
a pop, and then you get
a break for buying the season. Yeah

738
00:44:21.760 --> 00:44:25.039
thirty, but like the I think
the Call of Duty season passes forty okay,

739
00:44:25.159 --> 00:44:29.039
so it's like you're getting for ten
bucks apiece, but they're fifteen separately

740
00:44:29.159 --> 00:44:30.519
or something like that. So typically
if you buy, if you buy the

741
00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:34.360
pass, you get a break a
little bit, but at the same time,

742
00:44:34.480 --> 00:44:38.920
like it's a stiff Yeah, it's
stiff. And then there are a

743
00:44:38.960 --> 00:44:43.000
bunch of characters that are in the
story mode that they just pull out of,

744
00:44:43.159 --> 00:44:45.639
like you know, Rain, Like
characters that appeared in MK nine show

745
00:44:45.719 --> 00:44:50.440
up and fight you in the story
like Striker, Wait, you don't you

746
00:44:50.440 --> 00:44:53.559
don't fight and Sindel Yeah really yeah. So like some of these characters that

747
00:44:53.880 --> 00:44:57.239
you know that show up and you
start to wonder, like, well,

748
00:44:57.239 --> 00:45:00.599
they're gonna turn those into season two
of DLCs. They did another a second

749
00:45:00.639 --> 00:45:02.920
pack of four for Injustice. Oh
really yeah, because they only did four

750
00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:07.519
characters for nine, right right,
okay, yeah, and then they did

751
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:09.679
the four and then went back and
side. You know what, there's more,

752
00:45:09.800 --> 00:45:12.960
there's another four, which you know, like people like that game,

753
00:45:12.960 --> 00:45:15.840
they want new characters, Like that's
a I think that that's a great way

754
00:45:15.840 --> 00:45:17.360
to add characters to a fighting game, you know, like putting out a

755
00:45:17.400 --> 00:45:21.400
full sequel and saying, now there
are four new characters. Like that sucks,

756
00:45:21.960 --> 00:45:22.679
Like that's what we did on the
s nest. That's what you know.

757
00:45:22.719 --> 00:45:25.320
It's like been getting Super street Fighter
two and that sort of stuff.

758
00:45:25.360 --> 00:45:30.719
Like those sorts of upgrades always felt
highly questionable, So updating it like it's

759
00:45:30.760 --> 00:45:34.239
a platform the way Ki does,
you know, you know, I think

760
00:45:34.320 --> 00:45:37.840
that's a preferable way to do it. But like the numbers don't. Like

761
00:45:37.960 --> 00:45:42.119
the numbers add up in a really
a bunch of really weird ways, depending

762
00:45:42.159 --> 00:45:45.639
on how you're looking at it.
So like the business of it starts to

763
00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:47.599
get a little creepy, and there's
just so much of it at every turn

764
00:45:47.679 --> 00:45:52.320
in this game, Like like having
you know, press extra purchase Goora right

765
00:45:52.360 --> 00:45:53.920
on the fucking character sele ex screen
I think is gaudy. Like having just

766
00:45:54.000 --> 00:45:58.599
having that that carousel of up selling
ad stuff right there on the main menu

767
00:45:58.920 --> 00:46:00.840
yeah, and and just like push
triangle to get to the store to buy

768
00:46:00.920 --> 00:46:05.599
stuff, and like I've already purchased
a lot of that stuff and it still

769
00:46:05.639 --> 00:46:07.519
shows up. You know. It's
like, you know, at least,

770
00:46:07.679 --> 00:46:10.559
do me the fucking dignity turn that
off of removing it. Yeah, you

771
00:46:10.639 --> 00:46:16.119
know that stuff. So, yeah, that's disappointing. The game itself is

772
00:46:16.159 --> 00:46:19.599
solid. It's a lot of fun, you know. The net code,

773
00:46:19.599 --> 00:46:22.840
I think it's a little shaky,
not having the best experience with that.

774
00:46:22.320 --> 00:46:25.280
The online's a little bit done,
both the PS four and Xbox One.

775
00:46:25.400 --> 00:46:29.679
Last night, Xbox One seemed a
little bit better. Just that's just luck

776
00:46:29.760 --> 00:46:32.719
though at this point. So but
I'm hearing pretty bad reports across the board.

777
00:46:34.400 --> 00:46:37.519
Yeah, it's not up to snuff
just yet. But any any early

778
00:46:37.599 --> 00:46:40.440
thoughts on the viability of this game
in the tournament scene. It's gonna be

779
00:46:40.519 --> 00:46:45.920
weird. I mean, Mortal Kombat, like the NRS fans, you know,

780
00:46:45.159 --> 00:46:49.960
and Justice fans, Mortal Kombat fans
they're they're they're kind of their own

781
00:46:50.039 --> 00:46:52.639
little group. I mean, like
they don't they don't all get out and

782
00:46:53.360 --> 00:46:57.519
care about the other games. They
just care about JO. Yeah, they

783
00:46:57.639 --> 00:47:00.960
just play that Okay, I don't
know if we're gonna see and big like

784
00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:05.079
you know, like an EVO.
It'll probably show up at EVO. I

785
00:47:05.119 --> 00:47:07.360
think they already didn't. They already
say it's happening, but I don't know

786
00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:10.000
like how big it's gonna be there, and I don't know how it's gonna

787
00:47:10.000 --> 00:47:15.679
be at at normal major tournaments.
Normally these guys kind of break off and

788
00:47:15.719 --> 00:47:19.880
do their own thing. Okay,
but yeah, mortal kind of bat fans

789
00:47:19.960 --> 00:47:23.360
man. Yeah, they they really
dig this, this game an awful lot.

790
00:47:23.440 --> 00:47:27.760
Do you do think the death is
there though, to support ongoing competitive

791
00:47:27.800 --> 00:47:32.199
play? I can't say from my
personal experience, but based on what I've

792
00:47:32.239 --> 00:47:36.079
I've heard from like a lot of
people in the fighting game community, they're

793
00:47:36.119 --> 00:47:38.119
not super high on it. Like
it's fun, they don't know how well,

794
00:47:38.719 --> 00:47:40.800
but we don't know what kind of
legs it's. Yeah, I guess

795
00:47:40.800 --> 00:47:44.760
time. Time will always tell with
the stuff, right, Yeah, you

796
00:47:44.840 --> 00:47:45.880
know, we got to get the
net code up to up to speed.

797
00:47:46.280 --> 00:47:50.199
That needs to be more balancing,
But otherwise, you know, the character

798
00:47:50.559 --> 00:47:53.559
character roster seems fun and uh yeah, I think some people are on board.

799
00:47:53.559 --> 00:47:55.840
It's very flashy, like watching that
tournament over the weekend. It's one

800
00:47:55.840 --> 00:48:00.760
of those things where like you think
about MK three combos, the juggles and

801
00:48:00.840 --> 00:48:04.079
the stuff that would happen in those
those early games, right, Like that

802
00:48:04.119 --> 00:48:07.599
stuff still happens, but it's like
on this exponential, fucking insane ass level.

803
00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:09.679
Yeah, I mean I remember nine
kind of like this, yeah,

804
00:48:09.760 --> 00:48:13.320
this is this Like oh that you
guys spending half the match in the air.

805
00:48:13.559 --> 00:48:16.519
Yeah, yeah, And it's that
that stuff kind of cuts both ways,

806
00:48:16.599 --> 00:48:19.559
right where it's like it's kind of
awesome that you can do all that

807
00:48:19.639 --> 00:48:22.000
stuff, but if you're on the
receiving end of it, you don't have

808
00:48:22.119 --> 00:48:23.079
enough meter to break out. You're
just like, what the fuck am I

809
00:48:23.159 --> 00:48:24.840
doing? I'm in the air the
whole time. It's like it's like the

810
00:48:24.880 --> 00:48:28.480
complaining people used to have about tech
in as you know, you're just in

811
00:48:28.480 --> 00:48:30.840
the air the whole time. Yeah. I think one of the best editions

812
00:48:30.880 --> 00:48:34.760
from a gameplay perspective is the brutalities. I think those are really really cool.

813
00:48:35.039 --> 00:48:37.320
My favorite part of this uh yeah, yeah. So it's not it's

814
00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:39.679
not a finish him thing. It's
not like you win two rounds and then

815
00:48:39.719 --> 00:48:45.280
you do a brutality input it's you
end your second round, like you win

816
00:48:45.440 --> 00:48:50.159
the fight with in any specific way, which do you kill the guy as

817
00:48:50.239 --> 00:48:52.840
part of ending the fight. And
some of them are super easy to where

818
00:48:52.880 --> 00:48:54.039
it's like, well you just wait
until their health is low enough for this

819
00:48:54.239 --> 00:48:58.519
throw to kill them anyway, and
then just hold forward when you're throwing them

820
00:48:58.599 --> 00:49:00.239
and then like oh, katonic had
his head off, or you know.

821
00:49:00.519 --> 00:49:05.400
Others require like lots of different criteria, like you've got to be above fifty

822
00:49:05.480 --> 00:49:07.280
percent health, you have to run
three times in a match, and then

823
00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:10.440
you have to hit with the second
hit of a specific move in order for

824
00:49:10.480 --> 00:49:14.159
it to and they have to be
in the air or they'd be blocking,

825
00:49:14.239 --> 00:49:15.559
and it has to be damage to
kill him. Yeah, yeah, like

826
00:49:15.639 --> 00:49:21.760
was it like scorpions? First brutality
is like you meter you double meter burned

827
00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:23.199
the spear at the end of a
fight, but you have to have over

828
00:49:23.280 --> 00:49:27.519
fifty percent health to do it,
so it's like it's meter burn throw.

829
00:49:27.599 --> 00:49:30.280
So it's the double chains and then
you hit it again to do like the

830
00:49:30.440 --> 00:49:34.159
whip energy down the line and then
it just fucking makes his upper torso blow

831
00:49:34.280 --> 00:49:37.199
up and leave behind skeleton. It's
it's pretty fucking awesome. Seems like it

832
00:49:37.360 --> 00:49:40.719
just sounds a little confusing, but
fuck when it happened. Yeah, it

833
00:49:40.800 --> 00:49:44.440
seems like they just looked at the
stuff in like two for instance, where

834
00:49:44.440 --> 00:49:46.880
you get the guitar moreph like manifest
or even or even you know, you

835
00:49:46.960 --> 00:49:50.519
can only use low kick in the
round that you do friendship in or whatever.

836
00:49:50.599 --> 00:49:52.440
They like, they just took that
and rid it large. And my

837
00:49:52.559 --> 00:49:57.159
favorite is a Johnny cage. It's
your second round. You have to connect

838
00:49:57.199 --> 00:50:00.360
with four nut punches, and then
if you win with a net punch,

839
00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:01.800
their head flies off. That's great. So he punched on the ball so

840
00:50:01.920 --> 00:50:07.000
hard their head flies off. Mortal
Combat X quadruple the nut punches, Yeah,

841
00:50:07.239 --> 00:50:09.840
gets there. There's a level of
and they turn, like most of

842
00:50:09.920 --> 00:50:13.719
the specials into brutalities. You know, it's like each character I have like

843
00:50:13.800 --> 00:50:16.320
five or six of them. So
like, that's that's pretty awesome. I

844
00:50:16.360 --> 00:50:20.280
think that stuff's really cool. Like
that makes me want to watch tournaments to

845
00:50:20.320 --> 00:50:23.480
see who pulls what off, because
that'll be fucking some pretty hype moments.

846
00:50:24.199 --> 00:50:27.440
I like, I wonder if you
know some of the ones that have a

847
00:50:27.480 --> 00:50:30.199
lot of these requirements, if it's
going to factor into the meta at all.

848
00:50:30.280 --> 00:50:31.519
It's like, if you see that
guy running three times of shit,

849
00:50:31.639 --> 00:50:35.880
he might be going for that brutality. Fuck, yeah, that's cool idea.

850
00:50:36.199 --> 00:50:38.199
Or reptiles spitting a ton and in
the second round like always gonna try

851
00:50:38.239 --> 00:50:42.760
to melt my face could be jefted
that yesterday I did. I didn't know

852
00:50:42.800 --> 00:50:44.599
why you were spitting so much,
and then I figured it out. Oh

853
00:50:44.639 --> 00:50:49.039
my god, he's just fucking cheesing
me with projectiles spitting a lot. Yeah,

854
00:50:49.519 --> 00:50:51.480
all right, Well, I'm glad
to hear this game turn out well

855
00:50:51.559 --> 00:50:54.519
on the whole. Yeah, the
monetization stuff is you know, I think

856
00:50:54.559 --> 00:50:59.159
that's part of a larger conversation in
the industry. It's it's sad to see

857
00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:00.960
a game like MK do that stuff, but then you go back and go,

858
00:51:01.079 --> 00:51:06.360
well, you know, Arcade games
were the ultimate nightmare micro transaction boxes.

859
00:51:06.519 --> 00:51:12.079
So I don't know, maybe this
was its destiny all along. I

860
00:51:12.159 --> 00:51:15.800
don't know from my perspective, Like
the single player of stuff not nearly as

861
00:51:15.840 --> 00:51:19.000
good as what I found in Justice. I'm not a fan of what they're

862
00:51:19.039 --> 00:51:21.400
offering this time around. Like I
don't even get the faction stuff. I

863
00:51:21.679 --> 00:51:24.480
don't care about that, Like you
know, gaining all these points for whatever

864
00:51:24.760 --> 00:51:29.679
fucking reason, Like there's no immediate
payoff for that. But do you like

865
00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:32.639
do you like the living tower stuff? Not necessarily. I feel like that's

866
00:51:32.679 --> 00:51:36.039
the thing, is Like I like
the modifiers. Like, so the fight

867
00:51:36.079 --> 00:51:38.119
modifiers will be like you know,
some of the combat codes from MK three

868
00:51:38.480 --> 00:51:43.079
in in in some cases where it's
like, you know, quick uppercut recovery,

869
00:51:43.480 --> 00:51:45.719
but it'll also be like, you
know, no super meters or no

870
00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:49.000
blocking or turbo speed. I like
their randomness, Yeah, that's yeah,

871
00:51:49.119 --> 00:51:51.840
like randomizing it like it's a dumb, little fun thing. But if it's

872
00:51:51.840 --> 00:51:54.480
against a computer, I don't give
a shit. Yeah. And the towers,

873
00:51:55.360 --> 00:51:59.079
like they have these these living towers
they call them. That'll some one

874
00:51:59.239 --> 00:52:01.360
one rotates every hour, one rotates
every day, and then one rotates every

875
00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:06.159
like four days or five days.
Yeah, totally. They have dailies.

876
00:52:06.199 --> 00:52:08.239
You have faction. You have daily
faction challenges, right that you can use

877
00:52:08.280 --> 00:52:13.199
to contribute to the overall meta war
effort thing. Grind that rep totally.

878
00:52:13.400 --> 00:52:15.440
That is exactly what you were doing
in that game, is grinding that rep

879
00:52:15.559 --> 00:52:20.920
by picking sub zero twice or connecting
five uppercuts continuing on to our nightmare future

880
00:52:20.960 --> 00:52:24.920
where all video games are the same
game, yeah, and but at the

881
00:52:24.960 --> 00:52:28.880
same like then those daily towers will
be like, you know, you gotta

882
00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:31.679
fight these five guys, but your
controls are crazy like that that's not that

883
00:52:32.320 --> 00:52:37.480
fun all told, I did prefer
the way nine did it, where it's

884
00:52:37.480 --> 00:52:39.039
like, hey, here's three hundred
levels that each one of them is kind

885
00:52:39.079 --> 00:52:42.599
of a different thing with a different
gimmick. You know. Some of them

886
00:52:42.639 --> 00:52:45.039
are totally funny. Some of them
are like silly gameplay line. You know,

887
00:52:45.239 --> 00:52:46.760
going in that you're gonna get a
bunch of weird ship but it changes

888
00:52:46.840 --> 00:52:50.920
so frequently that that's that that's fine. Where it's like you know, just

889
00:52:51.000 --> 00:52:52.719
having like you know, these next
five fights are all gonna have earthquakes that

890
00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:55.960
shake the ground and hurt both players, and the earthquakes get stronger as you

891
00:52:57.000 --> 00:53:00.639
work your way up the tower,
like that's every single one and and or

892
00:53:00.800 --> 00:53:02.599
in one case, you know,
it rotates every hour, so there's that,

893
00:53:02.840 --> 00:53:07.760
but like that's not fun on its
own, so you know, or

894
00:53:07.920 --> 00:53:09.639
it's not you know, it just
kind of like gets in the way of

895
00:53:09.679 --> 00:53:13.679
the fight. Like some of the
modifiers are are such that you know,

896
00:53:13.719 --> 00:53:15.079
they're not really adding that much.
You know, they're I'm making it that

897
00:53:15.159 --> 00:53:19.280
crazy, but you carry you can't
carry that online like set up a lobby

898
00:53:19.559 --> 00:53:22.199
to do test your luck stuff.
Yes, so you can play with other

899
00:53:22.239 --> 00:53:27.159
people that you can do custom combat, which is where you pick your modifiers.

900
00:53:27.559 --> 00:53:30.599
I don't I don't think i'd ever
ever want to do that because you

901
00:53:30.679 --> 00:53:32.159
can, you know, you'll be
fighting ast somebody who just picks you know,

902
00:53:32.320 --> 00:53:35.880
I've got full super meter. Yeah, so I think it's actually super

903
00:53:36.039 --> 00:53:39.239
lame that that each character picks two
in that mode, because then you just

904
00:53:39.320 --> 00:53:43.880
pick ones that make you better or
the other guy totally fucked right, Whereas

905
00:53:43.880 --> 00:53:46.599
it should be more like Halo custom
games where you're just like you're building a

906
00:53:46.679 --> 00:53:50.639
recipe. It builds it in a
you know, like like you know,

907
00:53:50.760 --> 00:53:52.199
you can make it super fucked for
one player over the other, but like

908
00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:54.119
everyone's gonna see it and go like, I'm not going to play that,

909
00:53:54.199 --> 00:53:58.840
Like why who would play that exactly
and be able to set up like you

910
00:53:58.880 --> 00:54:00.159
should be able to set up dive
in that game, save it as a

911
00:54:00.199 --> 00:54:04.840
custom recipe and fucking play it online. Yeah, that would be fun,

912
00:54:05.199 --> 00:54:08.920
But it has a modified. It's
in there. I swear to it's I

913
00:54:08.960 --> 00:54:13.280
saw it happen. It's called kick
dive. It's not on the goddamn list

914
00:54:13.320 --> 00:54:15.360
of modifiers and custom combat. I
don't know why you should have. Did

915
00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:17.639
you happen to save a clip on
the PS four? When did that?

916
00:54:19.599 --> 00:54:21.960
Because I figured, like, oh
whatever, this is just the random thing.

917
00:54:22.000 --> 00:54:24.280
It rolled the first time I tried
this mode, so it'll obviously come

918
00:54:24.360 --> 00:54:29.119
up again and hasn't. And what
if you what if each profile and it

919
00:54:29.159 --> 00:54:32.239
gets it once? It's like this
ultimate weird dive kick burn right, it

920
00:54:32.480 --> 00:54:36.760
shows Yeah, I don't know what
the fuck is going on there? Uh

921
00:54:37.800 --> 00:54:39.480
yeah, like I would want to. But you know, it had the

922
00:54:39.519 --> 00:54:43.079
mode where it basically made the only
attack you could do was the Kung Lou

923
00:54:43.119 --> 00:54:45.400
style dive kick any attack button when
you were in the air did it.

924
00:54:45.519 --> 00:54:47.079
That's pretty funny. And it was
one hit kills, right it was not.

925
00:54:47.280 --> 00:54:50.480
So that's the thing is, like, you know you can make it

926
00:54:50.599 --> 00:54:52.679
one hit kills. You could turn
on danger mode, you could turn on

927
00:54:52.880 --> 00:54:55.840
that sort of stuff. You could
you know, there could be I don't

928
00:54:55.840 --> 00:55:00.320
think there is, but there should
be a modifier for can't walk like you

929
00:55:00.320 --> 00:55:06.000
should just be able to create fucking
dive kicks in that game and save it

930
00:55:06.840 --> 00:55:09.119
as a recipe and then play it
with people the same way you would do

931
00:55:09.199 --> 00:55:12.840
with like the Halo custom stuff like
that. That would be rad I would

932
00:55:12.840 --> 00:55:15.239
be pretty good. That's what that's
that's the direction that stuff should have moved

933
00:55:15.280 --> 00:55:19.079
in, I think. But but
there you go. All right, Well

934
00:55:19.840 --> 00:55:23.960
that sounds like the straight dirt on
Mortal Combat x Dan Grant theft thought of

935
00:55:24.000 --> 00:55:28.480
five PC. Yeah, how is
it great? Yeah? Yeah, I

936
00:55:28.559 --> 00:55:30.400
like it a lot. Okay,
I'm glad I waited because when they put

937
00:55:30.440 --> 00:55:34.679
him out on PS four and Xbox
One, I wanted to, you know,

938
00:55:34.719 --> 00:55:36.840
I did that quick look with you
and it looked really cool and everything,

939
00:55:36.880 --> 00:55:38.440
and I really wanted to try the
first person, but I knew it

940
00:55:38.440 --> 00:55:42.159
would probably run a little bit better
on my PC. It sounds like a

941
00:55:42.280 --> 00:55:45.519
lot better from the little bit of
like form chatter of scenes so far,

942
00:55:45.679 --> 00:55:47.760
it looks really really sharp. I
really like to play through the like the

943
00:55:47.760 --> 00:55:51.079
first fifteen minutes of it or so, and yeah, it looks nice.

944
00:55:51.079 --> 00:55:53.320
I had trouble keeping the frame rate
all the way stable and cut scenes and

945
00:55:53.360 --> 00:55:57.639
stuff. I'm running at twenty five
sixty by sixteen hundred with every turn all

946
00:55:57.639 --> 00:55:59.559
the way up. That might have
something to do, you know, my

947
00:55:59.599 --> 00:56:01.159
process or this point's old. I
don't know how if that's gonna impact.

948
00:56:01.719 --> 00:56:05.760
Yeah, it was kind of scenes
mainly for me. That's a little bit

949
00:56:05.760 --> 00:56:07.559
weird and stuff like that. But
like I was just driving around like that

950
00:56:07.679 --> 00:56:10.719
intromission driving through the snow and stuff
like this looks really fucking nice. Really

951
00:56:10.840 --> 00:56:13.880
yeah, man, I want to
see that. But at the same time,

952
00:56:14.000 --> 00:56:16.280
I don't know. You guys,
like you finished GT shit out of

953
00:56:16.280 --> 00:56:20.119
g T five when it first came
out on three sixty, like what I

954
00:56:20.199 --> 00:56:22.920
mean. I like that game a
lot, but I left it with zero

955
00:56:23.119 --> 00:56:27.239
desire to play it again. So
like these rereleases, I feel like I've

956
00:56:27.280 --> 00:56:30.639
played about the same amount with PS
four and then now I've played that much

957
00:56:30.639 --> 00:56:31.880
on the PC and I'm like,
oh, this is cool if you've never

958
00:56:31.920 --> 00:56:35.239
played it before. But I would
never want to go like, you know,

959
00:56:35.400 --> 00:56:37.840
not this soon contact years later,
the contact with the PC specifically,

960
00:56:37.840 --> 00:56:40.519
I think there probably are a lot
of people who haven't played yeah, yeah,

961
00:56:40.800 --> 00:56:45.079
but I'm just like in this in
Dan's specific case, like why I

962
00:56:45.280 --> 00:56:46.119
think there's a few things I think. You know, first of all,

963
00:56:46.159 --> 00:56:49.880
it looks so damn good, because
I do remember playing it looked great on

964
00:56:50.000 --> 00:56:51.920
last gen. Yeah, but I
remember thinking like, man, we're here

965
00:56:51.960 --> 00:56:53.639
with these new systems and everything and
PC. I'd like to see it like

966
00:56:54.119 --> 00:56:58.119
really pushed as much as it could
go. And it looks so much better,

967
00:56:58.239 --> 00:57:00.800
you know, like new new tracks
and stuff, new music stuff,

968
00:57:00.000 --> 00:57:04.400
and mainly the first person thing,
like I am playing pretty much she plays

969
00:57:04.400 --> 00:57:07.360
the mouse and keyboard, because I
understand they did some some smart work with

970
00:57:07.440 --> 00:57:09.360
how that stuff is implemented in a
way that makes the first person stuff work

971
00:57:09.360 --> 00:57:13.480
a little better than it because on
console and with the controller, I thought

972
00:57:13.480 --> 00:57:15.159
the first person stuff was kind of
clunky. I haven't even tried yet.

973
00:57:15.159 --> 00:57:19.920
I am playing with an Xbox One
controller and I think it's fine. I

974
00:57:20.239 --> 00:57:22.280
like it a lot. I've read
you can switch back to forth pretty seamlessly.

975
00:57:22.400 --> 00:57:25.719
It's just it's the select buttoner between
mouse and keyboard. Yeah, you

976
00:57:25.760 --> 00:57:29.599
can drop the controller and go mass
keyboard. Nos, no option nos,

977
00:57:29.679 --> 00:57:31.599
No, you don't have to stop
at all. Yeah. So I played

978
00:57:31.599 --> 00:57:35.840
a little bit with the mouse and
stuff and didn't necessarily like it felt swimmy.

979
00:57:35.920 --> 00:57:38.679
My viewpoint felt like it was not
super fast. So in the first

980
00:57:38.679 --> 00:57:40.719
person, yeah, I mean I
think that stuff was intentionally you know,

981
00:57:40.800 --> 00:57:45.199
they're very in love with their kind
of like you know, they're realistic,

982
00:57:45.239 --> 00:57:46.920
sort of exaggerated. I saw some
people like talking about like raw mouse in

983
00:57:46.960 --> 00:57:49.360
putting all this stuff, and I
thought, like, oh, is it

984
00:57:49.400 --> 00:57:52.039
gonna like jitter around like a first
person shoot, like like you know,

985
00:57:52.159 --> 00:57:53.440
quake or something like that, because
that'd be cool, Like that's the time.

986
00:57:53.480 --> 00:57:58.199
But accuracy I want when I am
playing in a first person perspective.

987
00:57:58.280 --> 00:58:00.920
So there are a ton of options
if you go into the settings, like

988
00:58:00.960 --> 00:58:04.440
specifically for first person and just kind
of how the camera goes, like the

989
00:58:04.480 --> 00:58:06.920
head bobbing and the field of you, Like, yeah, I mess with

990
00:58:07.000 --> 00:58:09.280
a lot of stuff on the PS
four and like it seemed like there were

991
00:58:09.280 --> 00:58:13.159
a ton of options there, but
at some point it just never clicked like

992
00:58:13.199 --> 00:58:15.320
this, it never seemed like the
right way to play the game. I

993
00:58:15.440 --> 00:58:20.199
think I would probably play through it
again regardless, but because of first person,

994
00:58:20.400 --> 00:58:22.920
I think, and I do like
that you can make it independent where

995
00:58:22.000 --> 00:58:24.840
like I don't like driving it totally. Yeah, no, so you want

996
00:58:25.119 --> 00:58:28.960
the third person camera, yeah,
and there's just tons of little details and

997
00:58:29.000 --> 00:58:30.559
stuff you wouldn't normally see without this
first person mode. Like you know,

998
00:58:30.920 --> 00:58:34.519
I was just walking around Franklin's house
and like looking at all the like books

999
00:58:34.559 --> 00:58:37.239
and stuff that his mom has on
the shelf, and like they took the

1000
00:58:37.280 --> 00:58:38.199
care to make it be like,
Okay, this is what that character would

1001
00:58:38.199 --> 00:58:42.199
have. Or just seeing little signs
and all their little end jokes and stuff

1002
00:58:42.239 --> 00:58:44.599
that they do. Like, I
thought it was pretty cool seeing the world

1003
00:58:44.639 --> 00:58:46.800
from that perspective. Yeah, between
between the first person and just the general

1004
00:58:46.920 --> 00:58:50.719
like visual upgrade that they did even
on the PS four, Like I gained

1005
00:58:50.719 --> 00:58:53.360
an appreciation for being in that world
in a way that I didn't have on

1006
00:58:53.440 --> 00:58:57.960
the lesson version. Yeah, Like
you can walk up to the like clucking

1007
00:58:58.079 --> 00:59:00.079
chicken thing or whatever, like read
the entire drive through menu and stuff like

1008
00:59:00.159 --> 00:59:04.400
that, Like I think it's cool. Yeah, or even just just driving

1009
00:59:04.440 --> 00:59:07.000
around, you know, like it's
just it's it's more interesting to look out

1010
00:59:07.079 --> 00:59:10.599
now. But so you're gonna go
the whole way with it totally, You're

1011
00:59:10.599 --> 00:59:15.280
gonna get it. Yeah, yep. I might try online too, because

1012
00:59:15.599 --> 00:59:17.119
when I came out on three sixty, I liked the idea of trying it,

1013
00:59:17.400 --> 00:59:20.440
but it was so busted for a
while and I was like, well,

1014
00:59:20.480 --> 00:59:22.440
I'll get back to it when it's
working, and then I just never

1015
00:59:22.480 --> 00:59:24.079
really got back to it, so
I might actually try it here. I've

1016
00:59:24.119 --> 00:59:27.679
been holding out as well, and
actually, like you know, that was

1017
00:59:27.760 --> 00:59:30.760
kind of justification for me getting the
new video card. I'm like, well,

1018
00:59:30.760 --> 00:59:31.840
I'm on a fucking place in Grant. They've done on on this,

1019
00:59:32.119 --> 00:59:36.000
so it's kind of crazy. That's
the game that drove your video card purchase.

1020
00:59:36.119 --> 00:59:39.280
Yeah, yeah, what'd you get? Nine eighty? Okay, I'm

1021
00:59:39.320 --> 00:59:43.199
trying to remember. Did the original
four people on this podcast have a nine

1022
00:59:43.239 --> 00:59:45.199
eighty bread? But what are you
doing? Come on, man, Tighten

1023
00:59:45.400 --> 00:59:50.840
X or whatever one comes out after
outstrip us go one level up? What

1024
00:59:51.239 --> 00:59:52.440
is the X is that? I
think it's just two nine eighties, isn't

1025
00:59:52.440 --> 00:59:57.360
it? Like in one card?
The original Titan was the thousand dollars card?

1026
00:59:57.480 --> 01:00:00.280
Right? Right? Yeah? So
what is this t It is now

1027
01:00:00.320 --> 01:00:04.840
a Titan that's based on the nine
eighties stuff? Something? Right? A

1028
01:00:04.920 --> 01:00:08.519
lot? I don't know. I
think that came out at some point,

1029
01:00:08.599 --> 01:00:12.519
Like I have to stop paying attention
to that. I'm in a weird situation

1030
01:00:12.679 --> 01:00:16.800
running Windows ten because I don't get
the same drivers I can install. I

1031
01:00:16.880 --> 01:00:21.960
could go back and actually install the
regular drivers, but like the the g

1032
01:00:22.119 --> 01:00:24.599
Force like app or whatever never feeds
me new drivers. Why are you doing

1033
01:00:24.679 --> 01:00:28.679
this crazy shit again? Yeah,
I don't. I don't understand your predilection

1034
01:00:28.760 --> 01:00:31.599
for running beta OS is like,
because it's just Windows eight, it's fun.

1035
01:00:31.679 --> 01:00:35.719
Well, but you running in the
compatibility stuff with drivers. So that's

1036
01:00:36.000 --> 01:00:38.960
so I could go manually install those
drivers and run like whatever the standard d

1037
01:00:39.079 --> 01:00:42.599
X eleven driver is. But Windows
ten has progressed to a point where now

1038
01:00:42.599 --> 01:00:47.480
they're beta testing d X twelve drivers. Uh so I am not running those

1039
01:00:49.159 --> 01:00:51.960
and it's it hasn't in the games. I mean, and maybe that you

1040
01:00:52.000 --> 01:00:53.280
know, maybe that would impact GTA
or something like that. But in the

1041
01:00:53.360 --> 01:00:57.920
games that I played on both you
know, drivers sets, it was not

1042
01:00:58.119 --> 01:01:00.320
an issue. There was no real
change. Always I thinks deep, nothing's

1043
01:01:00.360 --> 01:01:05.440
running well, obviously you can always
run a BEATOS and a VM if you

1044
01:01:05.480 --> 01:01:07.400
just want to mess good. Yeah, I just I don't know. I've

1045
01:01:07.400 --> 01:01:09.880
been running it production. Yeah,
someone's doing what they tell you not to

1046
01:01:09.920 --> 01:01:13.039
do. Sounds like they're getting pretty
close with that thing. Yeah, it's

1047
01:01:13.039 --> 01:01:17.320
out, it's out. Yeah.
Yeah. I need more than a new

1048
01:01:17.400 --> 01:01:21.119
video card. That's not going to
solve my woes. I want to do

1049
01:01:21.960 --> 01:01:24.480
motherboard CPU stuff. I think I'm
doing a full rebuild towards the end of

1050
01:01:24.480 --> 01:01:29.000
the year. Probably CPU is just
over five years old at this point.

1051
01:01:29.719 --> 01:01:34.079
It's really getting up there. Who
else plays? Anybody play anything else of

1052
01:01:34.119 --> 01:01:37.119
a note like the GTA and and
MK or kind of the releases. Yeah,

1053
01:01:37.159 --> 01:01:40.440
those kind of the big ones.
I beat the blood Starved Beasts and

1054
01:01:40.639 --> 01:01:45.360
I've been playing that's actually, and
then I started on the Chows Dungeon like

1055
01:01:45.400 --> 01:01:50.000
that's that's kind of my continued progress. And blood Born. I beat blood

1056
01:01:50.000 --> 01:01:52.119
Born. Yeah. I didn't spend
much time with the Chalice dungeons. I

1057
01:01:52.199 --> 01:01:55.639
did like one or two of them. Yeah. Are they worthwhile? Or

1058
01:01:55.679 --> 01:01:59.119
they are they cool? Like I've
only done. There are some items you

1059
01:01:59.159 --> 01:02:01.239
can get if you like use the
right seed code. Yeah, there are

1060
01:02:01.480 --> 01:02:06.559
variants of the existing weapons. I
don't think there are any actual unique weapons

1061
01:02:06.559 --> 01:02:08.559
in there, but you say there
are are there. I think so because

1062
01:02:08.559 --> 01:02:13.440
I know you can get there are
some weapons that are only available. Really,

1063
01:02:14.239 --> 01:02:15.880
I know that there are two designations
I think it's lost and uncanny or

1064
01:02:15.920 --> 01:02:19.960
the labels they put. You know, you can find like an Uncanny Blades

1065
01:02:19.960 --> 01:02:22.760
of Mercy or something like that.
But I think the only difference there is

1066
01:02:22.800 --> 01:02:25.599
the types of sockets that you could
have on it. Okay, I don't

1067
01:02:25.599 --> 01:02:29.320
know. I've only done the first
Chalice dungeon and like it was fun.

1068
01:02:29.360 --> 01:02:30.440
You know, there are some unique
bosses in there, and those are probably

1069
01:02:30.480 --> 01:02:34.840
worth seeing. I think any kind
of level requirements for the challie stuff or

1070
01:02:35.000 --> 01:02:37.920
you need items, yeah, yeah, I think that's it. But if

1071
01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:42.280
I have the items that I'm at
a low level, should I go in

1072
01:02:42.320 --> 01:02:44.480
there to get some cool ship?
I don't know. I don't. I

1073
01:02:44.480 --> 01:02:45.119
don't have enough experience with that,
so I mean there. You know,

1074
01:02:45.159 --> 01:02:50.000
there are some very like deep YouTube
guides out there for randomized Chalice stuff.

1075
01:02:51.559 --> 01:02:52.679
I'm right at the end of that
game, and I just keep putting off

1076
01:02:52.760 --> 01:02:55.239
finishing it because I want to go
back and make sure I didn't miss stuff.

1077
01:02:55.519 --> 01:03:00.360
Yeah, by the end, I
was ready, like I loved it

1078
01:03:00.400 --> 01:03:02.639
and I wasn't really getting bored.
But I mean it, I had stuff

1079
01:03:02.679 --> 01:03:05.960
coming out, like more of the
combat and GTA. It's like I knew

1080
01:03:06.000 --> 01:03:07.840
I wanted to be done, so
like by the end, I was ready

1081
01:03:07.880 --> 01:03:10.800
to be done with that, and
yeah, beat the boss on Saturday night.

1082
01:03:10.840 --> 01:03:14.000
I want to say I definitely had
a case like where I think it

1083
01:03:14.079 --> 01:03:17.480
was Friday night. I was like, I'm gonna get this going. Like

1084
01:03:17.559 --> 01:03:20.599
I was in the middle of doing
MK stuff and I was like, i'n't

1085
01:03:20.599 --> 01:03:23.480
take a break and play some play
some of this and died to that thing

1086
01:03:24.480 --> 01:03:28.400
like two or three times, and
it got to a point where I didn't

1087
01:03:28.400 --> 01:03:30.920
have enough antidotes and healing items to
just like make another solid run at it,

1088
01:03:30.960 --> 01:03:32.559
and I was like, well,
if I'm gonna run around and grind

1089
01:03:32.599 --> 01:03:36.599
for this stuff, like this is
a good time to take a break.

1090
01:03:36.599 --> 01:03:37.559
And I had that moment of just
like I could beat that fucking thing,

1091
01:03:38.039 --> 01:03:42.119
Like that's not nice, Like because
like that last try, I had it

1092
01:03:42.119 --> 01:03:45.360
down to basically like the last hit
and then I fucked up poisoned or something.

1093
01:03:45.119 --> 01:03:49.920
Yeah, like the timing on poison
seems longer than the timing on healing.

1094
01:03:50.000 --> 01:03:52.519
So it was just a case of
just like I've just fucking mismanaged my

1095
01:03:52.559 --> 01:03:54.039
ship. I mean, that's always
the way with the bosses, you know,

1096
01:03:54.199 --> 01:03:58.559
you whittle them down ninety percent and
then you try to shortcut your way

1097
01:03:58.599 --> 01:04:00.800
through that last ten percent, sure
as you want it to be over,

1098
01:04:00.159 --> 01:04:02.360
Yeah, and you fuck it up. Yeah. It was that that crazing,

1099
01:04:02.480 --> 01:04:05.920
that that frozen moment of like should
I switched to these molotops or stick

1100
01:04:05.960 --> 01:04:09.440
on antidote because I get poisoned again? And then in that moment of being

1101
01:04:09.480 --> 01:04:12.239
frozen, I died. Yeah.
Always if you just stay the course,

1102
01:04:12.280 --> 01:04:15.519
you'd be fine. But it's very
hard. Yeah, like slept on it

1103
01:04:15.960 --> 01:04:18.840
kind of woke up and I don't
beat that fucking thing because fuck that that's

1104
01:04:18.840 --> 01:04:21.519
a good feeling. Yeah, do
you like that? It was all right?

1105
01:04:21.639 --> 01:04:24.679
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I mean, not just beating

1106
01:04:24.719 --> 01:04:27.119
the boss, but just like thinking
about it outside of the game, it's

1107
01:04:27.159 --> 01:04:29.360
like, oh, fuck, I
should have done this. I should Well

1108
01:04:29.480 --> 01:04:30.639
it was maybe we should do this. It wasn't like a maybe. It

1109
01:04:30.719 --> 01:04:32.920
was just like this is what I
need to do to do this, and

1110
01:04:33.000 --> 01:04:35.400
I just need to wake up and
do it. And then I woke up

1111
01:04:35.440 --> 01:04:41.639
and did it. And then yeah, like they dropped that drops the chalice

1112
01:04:41.679 --> 01:04:43.440
and then I was like, well, I guess god, am I supposed

1113
01:04:43.480 --> 01:04:45.679
to go in the Chalice Dungeon next, and I don't know. I went

1114
01:04:45.760 --> 01:04:48.800
in there and died a few times, and I was just like, all

1115
01:04:48.920 --> 01:04:53.400
right, I am done with this
for now. When went back to MK.

1116
01:04:53.639 --> 01:04:55.840
But Dan, did you beat all
the bosses or did you? Because

1117
01:04:55.840 --> 01:04:58.920
there are some optional bosses locked behind? Yeah? I did all of the

1118
01:04:59.079 --> 01:05:01.079
optional area is that are in kind
of the main game, like not the

1119
01:05:01.199 --> 01:05:04.840
Chalice dungeons? Yeah, And then
they're like three different endings you can get.

1120
01:05:05.000 --> 01:05:08.719
Yeah, there's the one like super
duper ending when you have to like

1121
01:05:08.719 --> 01:05:11.039
put a bunch of items together and
fight this thing. I didn't do that

1122
01:05:11.119 --> 01:05:13.840
one. I did the one.
There's like three edit kind of the middle

1123
01:05:13.880 --> 01:05:15.440
of the pack. One. There's
one super easy one, and then there's

1124
01:05:15.440 --> 01:05:18.239
one where you fight this optional boss, and then there's the super crazy boss.

1125
01:05:18.960 --> 01:05:23.239
I did the middle one. I'm
working on the super crazy boss.

1126
01:05:23.280 --> 01:05:28.440
But I think I'm in the last
area before the real endgame starts with those

1127
01:05:29.280 --> 01:05:31.320
final bosses, So I'm very close
to the end. I just what are

1128
01:05:31.400 --> 01:05:34.079
are trying to figure out? If
we are far of men's Okay, yeah,

1129
01:05:34.559 --> 01:05:39.360
we can just say names of bosses
and stuff. I mean when when

1130
01:05:39.760 --> 01:05:42.519
like we're our posts on our own
message boards, as people saying like I'm

1131
01:05:42.519 --> 01:05:45.840
still stuck on the blood Starve Beast, like you've been fighting this thing for

1132
01:05:45.880 --> 01:05:47.480
a week, Like no, we
are, yeah, not far enough removed.

1133
01:05:47.920 --> 01:05:50.519
But also like you know, sometimes
is the name of a boss really

1134
01:05:50.599 --> 01:05:56.119
that important? I mean, like
I don't know that, Like discussing the

1135
01:05:56.320 --> 01:06:00.320
end game thing is a fucking coouth
thing to do at the stage already.

1136
01:06:00.639 --> 01:06:01.840
But yeah, I'm right there at
the end. And then I realized that

1137
01:06:01.880 --> 01:06:04.239
I had never gotten into Upper Cathedral
ward and I was like, I want

1138
01:06:04.239 --> 01:06:06.559
to see all that stuff. So
I went back and started fiddling with that.

1139
01:06:06.840 --> 01:06:11.440
And it's a neat game. I
don't know, like it's it's yeah,

1140
01:06:12.039 --> 01:06:14.559
I'm still like like you guys,
I mean, you finish the game,

1141
01:06:14.599 --> 01:06:17.119
you kind of near the end,
like does it get like how much

1142
01:06:17.199 --> 01:06:21.199
crazy or does you get there is
fucking bullshit towards the end of that game,

1143
01:06:21.280 --> 01:06:27.599
like crazy like sheep shit? Yeah, well it seems so at first

1144
01:06:27.639 --> 01:06:30.880
there's a couple I mean there's generally
there's always a method to it, but

1145
01:06:30.039 --> 01:06:32.920
that stuff is not apparent when you
get there, and until you figure out

1146
01:06:32.960 --> 01:06:35.280
what's going on, like you just
want to break the game, and yeah,

1147
01:06:35.320 --> 01:06:39.119
it can be super frustrating. I
walked into one area and then all

1148
01:06:39.119 --> 01:06:41.760
of a sudden, all these like
red shards, I'm shooting out of me

1149
01:06:42.079 --> 01:06:45.519
dead and three seconds and I can't
see anything like there there's an area where

1150
01:06:45.599 --> 01:06:47.880
just if you're out in the open
at all, you were just taking damage

1151
01:06:47.920 --> 01:06:50.840
constantly and you and you're and you're
becoming frenzied, so that if the frenzy

1152
01:06:50.880 --> 01:06:53.719
bar fills, you're just dead,
just dead. Yeah, and I and

1153
01:06:53.760 --> 01:06:56.159
they don't. It doesn't really let
you know what's happening. Where I was

1154
01:06:56.199 --> 01:06:58.559
streaming at the time, and the
twitch chat was like, oh, well,

1155
01:06:58.679 --> 01:07:00.679
this weird thing has happened, and
there's no way at all I would

1156
01:07:00.679 --> 01:07:03.440
have known that that was what was
causing, right, So that's the name

1157
01:07:03.480 --> 01:07:09.599
of that entire game that like happening. Fucking crazy that seems like unbeatable and

1158
01:07:09.719 --> 01:07:13.239
total bullshit happens, and then you
go, oh wait, I've solved this

1159
01:07:13.360 --> 01:07:15.599
one particular thing. In that particular
case, though, you're also dealing with

1160
01:07:15.719 --> 01:07:18.400
some really shitty enemies and it's one
of the few areas in the game where

1161
01:07:18.480 --> 01:07:21.360
people can invade you without you opting
into it. Okay, there's a lot

1162
01:07:21.400 --> 01:07:25.920
going on in it, so it's
very hard to just like those games are

1163
01:07:25.920 --> 01:07:30.199
all about stopping looking around analyzing,
like taking in all the like all the

1164
01:07:30.280 --> 01:07:32.519
information around you, and like thinking
about it and figuring out what to do

1165
01:07:32.719 --> 01:07:35.880
right. Like in that case specifically, you never have the time to do

1166
01:07:36.000 --> 01:07:39.079
that right. That's when that game
is fun to me is when I'm playing

1167
01:07:39.119 --> 01:07:42.079
it right, I'm being defensive,
I'm checking my corners. You know,

1168
01:07:42.320 --> 01:07:45.920
I'm playing the game right. But
when that fucking game just wants to kill

1169
01:07:46.000 --> 01:07:49.320
me for no fucking good reasons like
that that area in particular, Yeah,

1170
01:07:49.440 --> 01:07:53.360
like that one felt to me almost
like that they ran out of like like

1171
01:07:53.480 --> 01:07:56.880
actual challenging ways to make this harder. See that they're just gonna layer some

1172
01:07:56.920 --> 01:07:59.519
bullshit on. But like at the
same time, I think the most fun

1173
01:07:59.559 --> 01:08:02.239
I've had that game so far was
the time when I was trying, like

1174
01:08:02.400 --> 01:08:04.800
at the gatling gun guy, like
he was shooting down at me. It's

1175
01:08:04.800 --> 01:08:08.559
where he first starts shooting at you, right, and you've gotta behind this

1176
01:08:08.639 --> 01:08:11.159
stone. You can fall off one
level and then fall down two levels.

1177
01:08:11.679 --> 01:08:14.320
One time I fell down one level
and was exploring around there. I fucked

1178
01:08:14.360 --> 01:08:17.359
up and died. Respawn did it
again, ran out fall down, I

1179
01:08:17.439 --> 01:08:20.600
fell down both levels and died from
the fall damage. I was like,

1180
01:08:20.640 --> 01:08:23.760
well, shit, I need to
be more careful, and I did it

1181
01:08:23.800 --> 01:08:26.640
again, fucked up, fell down
both levels, but I stayed alive,

1182
01:08:27.239 --> 01:08:29.640
was managed to heal and get out
of there, and then the other hunter

1183
01:08:29.760 --> 01:08:32.239
guy that's down there whatever started chasing
me, and it's set off this like

1184
01:08:32.760 --> 01:08:36.239
I'm just fucking on the run getting
away from this thing because I need to

1185
01:08:36.279 --> 01:08:39.760
heal. And then in this area
and I'm just like, I'm not even

1186
01:08:39.840 --> 01:08:42.760
sure how I fucking got here because
I ran away, and it's like,

1187
01:08:42.840 --> 01:08:45.000
well, I'll probably die, but
I might as well explore and fucking just

1188
01:08:45.199 --> 01:08:47.560
run around and see what the fuck
is here. So it just became me

1189
01:08:47.720 --> 01:08:51.319
just super loose, just running around
killing shit, it something because it didn't

1190
01:08:51.359 --> 01:08:55.479
matter. And then I ended up
making it and finding a shortcut, and

1191
01:08:55.520 --> 01:08:57.800
then finding the shortcut to get to
the blood Star Beast. It was like,

1192
01:08:57.840 --> 01:09:02.520
oh, like that feeling of fuck
it, I'm just out here going

1193
01:09:02.640 --> 01:09:05.199
for it. That was the best
thing that's happened to me in that game

1194
01:09:05.279 --> 01:09:09.680
so far. And that area I
think walks that line a lot more definitely

1195
01:09:09.760 --> 01:09:12.479
than the one that we're talking about
Lay. Yeah, Like you don't have

1196
01:09:12.640 --> 01:09:15.279
that opportunity in that later area.
There's not like there's there's a no go

1197
01:09:15.319 --> 01:09:18.600
ahead. There's not really exploration in
the area we're talking about it like you

1198
01:09:18.720 --> 01:09:20.720
need to go here. You eventually
get a short cut where you can skip

1199
01:09:20.720 --> 01:09:24.720
all that bullshit they're like you have
to go through. They're funneling you through

1200
01:09:24.760 --> 01:09:27.159
it. It's just a very tight, straight path that you have to run

1201
01:09:27.239 --> 01:09:30.000
through, and it's just very painful. And this was right after you know,

1202
01:09:30.079 --> 01:09:33.000
you go through another area where all
the enemies respond like thirty seconds to

1203
01:09:33.079 --> 01:09:36.720
a minute after you kill them,
and just constantly keep coming back over like

1204
01:09:36.840 --> 01:09:40.600
like there are a few spots that
is just like a come on really yeah,

1205
01:09:40.640 --> 01:09:43.279
Like I haven't had anything in that
game like frustrate me or anything.

1206
01:09:43.319 --> 01:09:45.319
It's just been like, well,
you know, like this, I just

1207
01:09:45.399 --> 01:09:47.720
need to get better at this thing
and do it. Yeah, and and

1208
01:09:47.840 --> 01:09:50.880
that's that like it when I die, it's it's it's never been just like

1209
01:09:51.479 --> 01:09:54.600
god like, it's never been a
rage thing. It's just been like,

1210
01:09:54.640 --> 01:09:56.399
okay, well, yeah, these
two areas I'm talking about, I mean

1211
01:09:56.399 --> 01:09:58.840
they're pretty short. But while you're
there, like it's it's, it's,

1212
01:09:58.960 --> 01:10:01.720
it leans way more forward frustrating than
like a rewarding kind of challenge. And

1213
01:10:01.800 --> 01:10:04.920
it's a trial and error kind of
situation because you don't know where the ship's

1214
01:10:04.960 --> 01:10:09.159
coming from, Like in the situation
that Jeff was talking about that gatling gun

1215
01:10:09.239 --> 01:10:12.319
guy, you know exactly where exactly
right. I like that, okay,

1216
01:10:12.399 --> 01:10:15.560
but but in this situation, when
it is a trial and error, then

1217
01:10:15.600 --> 01:10:18.000
there's the forty five second load time
and I gotta go farm from where.

1218
01:10:18.199 --> 01:10:20.760
It sounds like they're going to patch
that maybe down to like thirty or something.

1219
01:10:21.439 --> 01:10:24.479
Yes, they did say, they
did confirm that patch is coming.

1220
01:10:24.640 --> 01:10:26.680
Oh, by the end of the
month, they say, which is,

1221
01:10:26.960 --> 01:10:30.800
uh, probably what about five weeks
after release? Yeah, I guess so

1222
01:10:30.039 --> 01:10:32.479
probably the critical mass of people who
are going to play through that game have

1223
01:10:32.560 --> 01:10:36.319
already finished it once or twice by
then. Uh. It's a shame that

1224
01:10:36.439 --> 01:10:40.840
YE get that stuff into release.
But they sold over a million copies they

1225
01:10:40.840 --> 01:10:44.800
announced that as well. That's good, which is a pretty big benchmark for

1226
01:10:44.880 --> 01:10:48.720
that series, because I think,
what's what's which series Souls games? Okay,

1227
01:10:49.680 --> 01:10:55.159
I mean, come on, come
on, they're all the same game,

1228
01:10:56.640 --> 01:10:58.560
but you know, like the other
you know, I think Dark Souls

1229
01:10:58.600 --> 01:11:01.079
did like two million and change,
like its entire lifespan or something like that.

1230
01:11:01.880 --> 01:11:04.640
I think like Demon Souls didn't even
break a million. It's amazing what

1231
01:11:04.680 --> 01:11:08.520
happens when you put out a game
on a console that needs games. Yeah,

1232
01:11:08.680 --> 01:11:12.159
people go buy it whether they want. You know, it's also people

1233
01:11:12.239 --> 01:11:14.199
coming over to this thing, though, you know, it's not just that.

1234
01:11:14.520 --> 01:11:15.560
I wonder, Yeah, I wonder. I mean I guess like that's

1235
01:11:15.640 --> 01:11:17.760
you know, that's kind of the
boat that I'm in to some extent.

1236
01:11:18.600 --> 01:11:20.880
You know, it's not like the
reputation of these games is not known at

1237
01:11:20.880 --> 01:11:24.880
this point. Yeah, but I
feel like the like the thing that I

1238
01:11:25.760 --> 01:11:29.079
feel like I uncover more and more
of is that the reputation of that these

1239
01:11:29.159 --> 01:11:31.279
games is completely deceptive, I mean
valid or not though it's what people think

1240
01:11:31.319 --> 01:11:34.239
they are. So like, if
that's enough to put people off of trying

1241
01:11:34.319 --> 01:11:38.439
them, then it's you know,
that's clearly not having an effect. If

1242
01:11:38.439 --> 01:11:41.439
they sold a million copies in the
first like you know, three weeks or

1243
01:11:41.479 --> 01:11:44.479
whatever, maybe they shouldn't have called
it fucking that shouldn't Maybe they should not

1244
01:11:44.560 --> 01:11:47.239
have been all prepared to die at
that point in the past, because like

1245
01:11:47.279 --> 01:11:50.319
they've been selling it as this fucking
edgy man just games fucked up man,

1246
01:11:50.439 --> 01:11:56.520
Fuck you dude, prepared to die? Dick like that shit's stupid. You

1247
01:11:56.560 --> 01:12:00.520
should play more of the game.
Yeah, I mean, I'm probably chip

1248
01:12:00.560 --> 01:12:02.079
awayed here and there. I'm curious
to hear how you where you fall on

1249
01:12:02.159 --> 01:12:04.680
that late game stuff. I don't
know, there's not that much of it,

1250
01:12:04.760 --> 01:12:06.880
but when it happens, it's like, I come on, you're come

1251
01:12:06.920 --> 01:12:10.720
on, game, You're better than
this. Yeah, it just sounds like

1252
01:12:10.800 --> 01:12:13.439
a bad part of the game,
Like it doesn't you know, And they've

1253
01:12:13.479 --> 01:12:15.000
always had that to some extent,
you know, like there's plenty of spots

1254
01:12:15.039 --> 01:12:16.680
and you know, this game hasn't
two where it's like, oh, you

1255
01:12:16.800 --> 01:12:20.159
get poisoned just by standing on this
floor stuff like that. You know,

1256
01:12:20.319 --> 01:12:25.439
like it's just kind of annoying things
that you have to deal with. But

1257
01:12:25.520 --> 01:12:28.439
those games are full of bullshit.
That's kind of the name of the game.

1258
01:12:29.319 --> 01:12:32.119
Uh, more bullshit and blood born. Yeah, it's true, more

1259
01:12:32.239 --> 01:12:35.000
than than the previous games, I
think, so, yeah, you think

1260
01:12:35.000 --> 01:12:38.880
so. I think there's more cheap
shit going on Yeah, blood Born.

1261
01:12:39.359 --> 01:12:41.920
Yeah, cheap. Cheap is a
good word for those two spots in particular,

1262
01:12:41.960 --> 01:12:46.119
even though they're short, Like they're
not fun anything else major anybody's been

1263
01:12:46.159 --> 01:12:50.920
playing, I'll do a quick rundown, Okay, played uh Pull Nation FX,

1264
01:12:51.079 --> 01:12:55.600
I restarted Mario three D Land,
I played the PlayStation plus three games

1265
01:12:55.960 --> 01:13:00.439
Tower of Guns and the Never loane
Eskimo game that's kind of like Limbo,

1266
01:13:00.000 --> 01:13:04.279
and also spent an afternoon playing through
The Fast and the Furious thing, which

1267
01:13:04.279 --> 01:13:08.279
I actually liked a lot. I
thought it was really cool. I want

1268
01:13:08.319 --> 01:13:12.520
to mess with three DC isn't don't
think it's a standalone thing that was only

1269
01:13:12.560 --> 01:13:16.600
three until the ten how much I
don't know how to cross now, dude,

1270
01:13:16.680 --> 01:13:18.399
Yeah, it's it's great. It
was a good, like three or

1271
01:13:18.439 --> 01:13:21.800
four hours as someone who like,
never bought for It's the horizon, Like

1272
01:13:21.800 --> 01:13:25.640
I just kind of watched you and
the thick looks and everything. It's a

1273
01:13:25.720 --> 01:13:29.359
great introduction to the way those games
work. Looks good, plays good.

1274
01:13:30.119 --> 01:13:32.279
It's just a easy that was an
achieving points if you care about that stuff.

1275
01:13:32.560 --> 01:13:35.199
But now I was just totally in
the mood for a racing game and

1276
01:13:35.239 --> 01:13:38.680
didn't even know it downloaded it for
free, and yeah, I spent three

1277
01:13:38.720 --> 01:13:40.920
or four hours playing it. Does
it have like as a smooth, like

1278
01:13:40.960 --> 01:13:44.039
trunk aided kind of progression cycle,
like to totally feel like you're going from

1279
01:13:44.159 --> 01:13:46.239
zero to one hundred by the time
you it's basically you're like collecting these ten

1280
01:13:46.319 --> 01:13:48.720
cars, which I haven't seen Fast
seven, but I've seen in the trailer

1281
01:13:48.720 --> 01:13:51.479
when they're all coming out of this
cargo plane, and it seems like it's

1282
01:13:51.479 --> 01:13:54.840
almost like a prequel to that,
like you're collecting all these cars and like

1283
01:13:54.960 --> 01:13:58.720
it ends with a cargo plane thing. Yeah, it's I mean, there's

1284
01:13:58.760 --> 01:14:00.800
nothing crazy about it. I mean
it doesn't like show a bunch of like

1285
01:14:00.880 --> 01:14:03.399
clips from the film. There's no
voice acting except for a ludicrous ludicrous is

1286
01:14:03.439 --> 01:14:09.279
you're like narrator guy. Yeah,
yeah, no, totally great. Even

1287
01:14:09.279 --> 01:14:12.159
if it's ten bucks, I think
it's totally worth it. Considering it was

1288
01:14:12.199 --> 01:14:14.640
free, I was even more impressed
by it. Sounds awesome, So make

1289
01:14:14.680 --> 01:14:16.119
you want to go back and play
Horizons? Who know? Actually, yeah,

1290
01:14:16.279 --> 01:14:19.199
it's a super effective way to to
get people to want to play that

1291
01:14:19.239 --> 01:14:23.159
because at the end it actually just
straight up links you to like, hey,

1292
01:14:23.319 --> 01:14:25.960
thanks for playing Fast and Furious.
Do you want to buy portsa like

1293
01:14:26.000 --> 01:14:28.479
hearing buy the digital version, you
can buy the Digital Deluxe, And I

1294
01:14:28.520 --> 01:14:31.000
did actually consider buying it for a
second, Like I wonder that going from

1295
01:14:31.079 --> 01:14:33.600
I mean, that's like mostly like
American muscle cars and stuff, right,

1296
01:14:33.640 --> 01:14:39.680
but isn't not not not completely No, there's like a Supras and stuff,

1297
01:14:39.680 --> 01:14:43.399
like it's Fast and Furious thing like
there's there's there are iconic American muscle cars

1298
01:14:43.479 --> 01:14:45.079
as part of that franchise, but
it's not so yeah, you're getting like

1299
01:14:45.359 --> 01:14:49.039
Chargers, but then you'll get a
McLaren and the like because because Horizons,

1300
01:14:49.079 --> 01:14:53.079
who was very European, yeah,
influenced straight Yeah, there's a lot of

1301
01:14:53.119 --> 01:14:54.920
that in this too, all right, but it still has the cars.

1302
01:14:54.960 --> 01:14:57.039
I mean you know, the cars
come from all over in that game,

1303
01:14:57.239 --> 01:14:59.800
all right. That's cool. Yeah, it's nice to hear that things.

1304
01:15:00.000 --> 01:15:01.920
It's nice when an advert game also
it turns out to be like worthwhile.

1305
01:15:02.079 --> 01:15:04.319
Yeah, one of the best examples
that I've seen for sure. I guess

1306
01:15:04.560 --> 01:15:10.880
that's uh, that's cool. I
still haven't seen that movie either. It

1307
01:15:11.000 --> 01:15:13.720
wants to fucking go to a movie
theater. Yeah, I'm kind of with

1308
01:15:13.880 --> 01:15:16.239
you, Phil, Like it's like
maybe once a year for me at this

1309
01:15:16.319 --> 01:15:19.439
point. Wow, yeah, that's
about on average. Like when it comes

1310
01:15:19.479 --> 01:15:23.000
to actually like visiting a movie theater
and sing a movie, it's probably one

1311
01:15:23.000 --> 01:15:25.399
per year. Yeah, yeah,
you know, I got a big TV

1312
01:15:25.479 --> 01:15:29.880
in a blue right player. Totally
like the experience of like being close to

1313
01:15:29.920 --> 01:15:34.399
this big ass fucking TV with this
good sound system and the only asshole there

1314
01:15:34.640 --> 01:15:36.239
is me. I was gonna say, if you live in a house and

1315
01:15:36.239 --> 01:15:42.039
you don't have to ride your volume, yeah, control because whatever sounds even

1316
01:15:42.119 --> 01:15:48.000
better, Like yeah, why you
know they need to they need to eliminate

1317
01:15:48.680 --> 01:15:53.800
movie theaters and just put this ship
out on discs. Maybe I'm not ready

1318
01:15:53.840 --> 01:15:58.439
for that time a while. It's
fun sometimes I don't know, it's sometimes

1319
01:15:58.479 --> 01:16:00.359
it feels like a lot of effort
or you know, it's very time consuming.

1320
01:16:00.479 --> 01:16:03.119
Yeah, it's got the kind that
the price doesn't make sense a lot

1321
01:16:03.199 --> 01:16:08.680
of times, Like you know,
the cost to then own the movie later

1322
01:16:09.159 --> 01:16:12.640
versus price of movie tickets, you
know, like that's yeah, but you

1323
01:16:12.720 --> 01:16:15.239
know, plus you know you factor
in like length of the movie plus time

1324
01:16:15.279 --> 01:16:16.199
to get there and get home and
blah blah blah, and like all of

1325
01:16:16.199 --> 01:16:17.920
a sudden, you don't even have
time to do that on a weeknight.

1326
01:16:17.960 --> 01:16:23.039
I will grant you that I don't
have D box seats in my house,

1327
01:16:23.520 --> 01:16:28.159
So there's why not. It could
be because they're super fucking expense. Can

1328
01:16:28.199 --> 01:16:30.000
you actually get them from the home. They're super fucking the home D box

1329
01:16:30.039 --> 01:16:32.239
experience? Wait, how do you
get D box movies? There's like,

1330
01:16:32.600 --> 01:16:35.800
I'm not I'm sure regular blue radiers
don't have the D Box. Yeah,

1331
01:16:35.800 --> 01:16:38.720
I don't think they do, but
I want to say that, like D

1332
01:16:38.880 --> 01:16:44.159
box will send you the motion code
for movies, and I actually I actually

1333
01:16:44.159 --> 01:16:46.439
don't know. I actually don't know
what the process of that'sulous of d Box

1334
01:16:46.520 --> 01:16:49.840
in the home really is. I
can't know how to do this. Now,

1335
01:16:50.279 --> 01:16:54.880
the seats move, that's fucking great. See some speakers on them too.

1336
01:16:56.199 --> 01:16:59.680
Seems like a missed opportunity. Yeah, I'd be a little weird.

1337
01:17:00.399 --> 01:17:03.800
They're like vibration in the seat.
Yeah, they can lean, they can

1338
01:17:03.880 --> 01:17:06.720
lean, they can shake. You
know, they'll kind of shimmy. They'll

1339
01:17:06.760 --> 01:17:12.760
still shake and shimmy entertainment and and
you know, someone we've talked about it

1340
01:17:12.800 --> 01:17:15.079
before, but like, you know, someone has to watch the movie and

1341
01:17:15.119 --> 01:17:17.239
then figure out how to make the
seats move and accordant, you know,

1342
01:17:17.399 --> 01:17:20.479
with the actions. So it was
the last Fast and Furious movie, I

1343
01:17:20.520 --> 01:17:25.600
think where they you know, were
in Rio and as the you know,

1344
01:17:25.680 --> 01:17:29.840
the big statue and there's a helicopter
shot of it kind of panning around the

1345
01:17:30.159 --> 01:17:35.359
statue and then the seat waves in
kind of like a full one eighty kind

1346
01:17:35.399 --> 01:17:43.079
of or around the back to the
helicopter to simulate the panning around the statue.

1347
01:17:43.399 --> 01:17:45.560
Where is this, I've never even
heard of it. It's a select

1348
01:17:46.560 --> 01:17:48.399
it's actually, I mean, if
you want, like if you have a

1349
01:17:48.439 --> 01:17:51.000
fucking theater like this in your area, it's a nice trick to get good

1350
01:17:51.039 --> 01:17:55.920
seats for a movie because you have
to reserve those seats specifically and then you

1351
01:17:56.039 --> 01:17:59.640
pick like I want the ones in
the middle, and then you get you

1352
01:17:59.720 --> 01:18:01.199
know, like good seats for a
movie on top of that. So that's

1353
01:18:01.199 --> 01:18:04.880
actually like a good way if you're
especially if it's like opening weekend for a

1354
01:18:04.920 --> 01:18:09.000
movie, it is probably gonna be
close to sold out, Like you can

1355
01:18:09.079 --> 01:18:12.199
just usually get in there and just
reserve those d box seats that that's always

1356
01:18:12.239 --> 01:18:17.560
been a it's a hot life hack, ye for going to the movies,

1357
01:18:17.920 --> 01:18:25.479
lashed a minute movie trips, nice
movie hacke. Yeah, they had like

1358
01:18:25.560 --> 01:18:28.239
a VIP like a seating area they
didn't have I don't know if they had

1359
01:18:28.239 --> 01:18:30.239
the D box stuff in there,
but it's like you'd you pay like a

1360
01:18:30.279 --> 01:18:32.920
dollar or two extra and you get
these really nice reclining leather seats. They

1361
01:18:33.039 --> 01:18:35.319
bring food to you. There's a
full bar right to your left, and

1362
01:18:35.399 --> 01:18:38.560
it's like, damn this this is
the way to do it. I like

1363
01:18:38.720 --> 01:18:42.359
that the food and bar thing is
becoming more and more prevalent in movie theaters.

1364
01:18:42.439 --> 01:18:45.000
Yeah. Yeah, there's the end
of studio movie grill shit like that,

1365
01:18:45.199 --> 01:18:48.119
which is great for families to want
people fucking clinking around plates and fucking

1366
01:18:48.199 --> 01:18:53.840
drup dropping drinks like yeah, I've
dropped a fucking empty beer bottle and movie

1367
01:18:53.880 --> 01:18:58.439
theater before, and let me tell
you it's fucking loud, loud. But

1368
01:18:59.039 --> 01:19:01.680
a lot of those places plastic bottles. Well, I mean I'm not buying

1369
01:19:01.680 --> 01:19:06.399
the ones that they're selling them.
Yeah, by oh, they just don't

1370
01:19:06.439 --> 01:19:10.800
have big enough bottles. Uh.
Yeah, I appreciate a good like art

1371
01:19:10.840 --> 01:19:14.479
house movie theater that'll serve like in
a beer and shoul like an Alamo Drafthouse

1372
01:19:14.560 --> 01:19:19.199
or something's gonna be one here in
San Francisco for real ship Yes, okay,

1373
01:19:20.680 --> 01:19:23.600
yeah, I just like you,
especially when it comes to like smaller

1374
01:19:23.640 --> 01:19:26.760
movies like that, those the ones
that are often day and date digital releases

1375
01:19:26.840 --> 01:19:28.319
too. So it's just one of
those things like, oh, you know,

1376
01:19:28.359 --> 01:19:30.880
I'm just gonna just get this and
wash it at home. Yeah.

1377
01:19:31.000 --> 01:19:34.960
I have beer here too, as
it turns out, and I don't want

1378
01:19:34.960 --> 01:19:38.479
to wear pants. It's all yeah, now you're talking. Yeah, you

1379
01:19:38.560 --> 01:19:42.199
can drop bottles all day at home
physically. Who's the funa. You find

1380
01:19:42.239 --> 01:19:44.760
me a movie theater where you don't
have to wear pants and maybe we'll talk.

1381
01:19:44.880 --> 01:19:50.119
All right, I can name one. But they tore down. Oh

1382
01:19:50.359 --> 01:19:55.479
boy? Uh, how about we
discuss some news. Sure, now,

1383
01:19:56.079 --> 01:20:00.840
let's move on to the headlines of
the day. Guys. Catch the hubbub

1384
01:20:00.960 --> 01:20:03.960
last week coming out of the ESA. I hate a hubbub. Yeah,

1385
01:20:04.000 --> 01:20:06.039
I'm just kidding. I love a
gud How about a ballet? Who?

1386
01:20:06.239 --> 01:20:10.119
Yeah, Valley was okay, more
of a hubbub kind of guy had some

1387
01:20:10.199 --> 01:20:14.680
kind of fiasco. Oh yeah,
talk okay, this definitely has the making

1388
01:20:14.720 --> 01:20:18.399
of a fiasco. Ruff Uh.
This definitely. Yes, this slopper knocker.

1389
01:20:18.600 --> 01:20:23.239
Yeah. No, I just learned
recently that I have been pronouncing the

1390
01:20:23.279 --> 01:20:27.680
word kurfuffle with an extra L for
years. You've been saying kurf fluffle.

1391
01:20:27.840 --> 01:20:30.319
Yes, oh no, is that
just me? Since you you automatically knew

1392
01:20:30.399 --> 01:20:33.239
how I was mispronouncing. No,
it's just it's just fun. It's a

1393
01:20:33.319 --> 01:20:36.199
calm. Okay, I think it's
I still think it sounds better like,

1394
01:20:36.640 --> 01:20:40.279
yeah, that's fine. You got
the word fluff right there, because the

1395
01:20:40.399 --> 01:20:44.079
kurf fluffle implies something fluff like,
right, I think saying words wrong.

1396
01:20:44.119 --> 01:20:46.119
It's fun. Yeah, as long
as you do it knowingly, sure,

1397
01:20:46.319 --> 01:20:53.159
lean into it, then it's okay. Well John Kim, yep, that's

1398
01:20:53.439 --> 01:20:58.359
not fun. Yes. So so
last week John Kim filed a brief with

1399
01:20:59.640 --> 01:21:05.359
so. So this all revolves around
the DMCA Digitalmullium Copyright Act. Awesome Yeah

1400
01:21:05.439 --> 01:21:10.319
things sure, cool, so great
number of things it does, so so

1401
01:21:10.439 --> 01:21:14.439
buckle up. So the I believe
this originated with the EF, the Electronic

1402
01:21:14.479 --> 01:21:17.159
Frontier Foundation. You know they fight
for electronic liberty. Yeah, they did

1403
01:21:17.199 --> 01:21:23.359
that song unbelievable, Yes, and
they certainly did. But they basically were

1404
01:21:23.359 --> 01:21:27.359
petitioning a change to the DMCA to
get around some kind of you know,

1405
01:21:27.439 --> 01:21:32.199
pretty broad anti piracy measures in the
interest of resurrecting games that don't function on

1406
01:21:32.239 --> 01:21:36.239
their own anymore, specifically like games
that have to contact some kind of server

1407
01:21:36.399 --> 01:21:41.279
that no longer exists and stuff like
that. Uh. And basically the EESA,

1408
01:21:41.439 --> 01:21:45.720
which is the you know, the
industry association, the thing that publishers

1409
01:21:45.920 --> 01:21:49.000
entertainment software associations, Yeah and not
they put on E three. Yes,

1410
01:21:49.840 --> 01:21:53.439
but they're you know, they're let's
let's face it here, they're more of

1411
01:21:53.479 --> 01:21:56.399
an industry advocacy group than a consumer
group, yep. Or they're not at

1412
01:21:56.399 --> 01:21:59.319
all a consumer group. Yes they
are. They are not, which probably

1413
01:21:59.359 --> 01:22:01.000
makes it not that surprising that they
are fighting this thing tooth and nail.

1414
01:22:01.439 --> 01:22:04.920
Yeah, they very broadly are rejecting
the idea that you should be able to

1415
01:22:05.079 --> 01:22:10.640
hack old games and consoles that don't
work on their own anymore to make them

1416
01:22:10.720 --> 01:22:14.079
continue to work, right, Uh, you know, citing all the precision

1417
01:22:14.680 --> 01:22:18.359
the provisions excuse me in the DMCA
that currently stop you from doing any of

1418
01:22:18.359 --> 01:22:23.199
that stuff legally. Right. So
kind of the rub here is that,

1419
01:22:24.680 --> 01:22:29.680
uh, for preservationists like you're basically
breaking the law by trying to modify games

1420
01:22:29.720 --> 01:22:32.199
that don't function anymore to make them
continue working. So like you know,

1421
01:22:32.479 --> 01:22:35.239
if you're gonna put games in a
museum or something, right, but you've

1422
01:22:35.239 --> 01:22:39.479
got you've got Suddenly you've got an
illegal display of a game. Hell yeah,

1423
01:22:39.760 --> 01:22:43.920
yeah, no, yeah, that
that's yeah, that is unfortunate.

1424
01:22:44.239 --> 01:22:47.560
Yeah. Uh fucking play Resident Evil
Outbreak. God damn it, I'm gonna

1425
01:22:47.600 --> 01:22:50.399
do. Oh. I don't think
that this needs to cover all such games.

1426
01:22:50.479 --> 01:22:53.840
Okay, Oh well, I think
in that case, like that one

1427
01:22:53.880 --> 01:22:56.159
behind that one is almost like,
you know, if you're doing it right,

1428
01:22:56.199 --> 01:22:59.800
you're not actually modifying and hacking the
game, you're running a private server.

1429
01:23:00.199 --> 01:23:02.399
That point, which is I think
a separate might could be a separate

1430
01:23:02.439 --> 01:23:08.800
situation. I think this might apply
more to let's say, like the original

1431
01:23:08.960 --> 01:23:13.680
Xbox where Xbox Live is no longer
available, and uh, you know,

1432
01:23:13.720 --> 01:23:17.079
there would be some games that would
only have been available in that fashion,

1433
01:23:17.279 --> 01:23:20.000
or or games that only work if
those servers are up there. I've actually

1434
01:23:20.000 --> 01:23:24.279
done and a shut down mmo,
like the Matrix Online right right, I'm

1435
01:23:24.279 --> 01:23:28.399
not actually it's private services about that, right? Maybe? I mean it's

1436
01:23:28.479 --> 01:23:30.079
it's it's pretty tough for us talk
about the stuff because none of us are

1437
01:23:30.159 --> 01:23:32.920
lawyers. That's not true. I
don't well okay, I'm not a lawyer.

1438
01:23:33.000 --> 01:23:36.479
Dan's a lawyer. Okay, lawyer
right now? Yet are you where

1439
01:23:36.600 --> 01:23:41.000
where? What states are? Are
you re representative forty eight of these states?

1440
01:23:41.039 --> 01:23:45.840
Okay? Gotcha? I saw some
discussions if you remember be net d

1441
01:23:45.840 --> 01:23:48.359
Yeah, yeah, that was ago. It was like the homebrew kind of

1442
01:23:48.359 --> 01:23:51.680
like Battlenet replacement like that got shot
down in court, like Blizzard won that

1443
01:23:51.960 --> 01:23:56.079
right, and that was an external
thing that was not as far as I

1444
01:23:56.159 --> 01:23:59.199
know, that was not modifying the
clause of reverse engineering of like you'd have

1445
01:23:59.239 --> 01:24:03.119
to modify the client such that it
would know to point at that server that

1446
01:24:04.199 --> 01:24:06.720
but that's something that you could do
with a proxy, right, It's not

1447
01:24:06.800 --> 01:24:10.760
necessarily something where you're modifying the game
itself. Right. So the point the

1448
01:24:10.800 --> 01:24:15.520
point is that businesses have fought very
broadly against any such modifications. Yeah,

1449
01:24:15.520 --> 01:24:18.000
I mean either end in some on
some cases it's like, you know,

1450
01:24:18.880 --> 01:24:24.239
they don't want you to be able
to play that game for free forever.

1451
01:24:24.439 --> 01:24:27.680
What if they want to reissue,
let's sell it to you all over at

1452
01:24:27.760 --> 01:24:30.399
least fucking remasters and everything else that
comes out, like you know, like

1453
01:24:30.640 --> 01:24:34.159
Nintendo selling virtual console games, like
all this stuff like game preservation flies in

1454
01:24:34.239 --> 01:24:39.479
the very face of all the fucking
rereleases and shit that everyone is doing these

1455
01:24:39.560 --> 01:24:44.680
days, right, uh, and
that sucks. We don't want you to

1456
01:24:44.720 --> 01:24:46.760
mess with this old thing because just
on the off chance that we might want

1457
01:24:46.760 --> 01:24:48.880
to sell it to you again late
exactly. Yeah, it's not enough that

1458
01:24:48.920 --> 01:24:53.720
they're you know, like it's enough
that they would want to theoretically be able

1459
01:24:53.800 --> 01:24:56.199
to do that, right. I
feel like even if they have no intention

1460
01:24:56.239 --> 01:24:59.640
of ever ever ever doing that,
Yeah, they want to like reserve the

1461
01:24:59.800 --> 01:25:01.600
right to do so. Yes.
I feel like it's kind of the same

1462
01:25:01.640 --> 01:25:05.399
thing as as like, you know, when when like Disney came in and

1463
01:25:05.520 --> 01:25:09.079
bought Lucasfilm and then people were saying, like, oh, what if like

1464
01:25:09.199 --> 01:25:12.880
Tim Schaefer went and bought back Full
Throttle and Grim Fandango or something. It's

1465
01:25:12.960 --> 01:25:15.880
like it's the same situation of like
a mega corporation like Disney is never going

1466
01:25:15.920 --> 01:25:19.399
to do anything with Full Throttle,
but it's also not worth it to them

1467
01:25:19.479 --> 01:25:24.199
to sell that off because they just
in case, yeah, it's better for

1468
01:25:24.279 --> 01:25:26.760
them to own the rights to that, except that they I mean, isn't

1469
01:25:26.760 --> 01:25:29.000
that one of the games they're doing. They didn't, they never announced full

1470
01:25:29.000 --> 01:25:30.399
throttle. They did Grim Fantego,
but the gram they announced this, that

1471
01:25:30.720 --> 01:25:34.680
are they doing Day of the Tentacle. But but again they they they provision

1472
01:25:34.720 --> 01:25:38.199
people to do those things. They
don't sell it off whole exactly. Yes,

1473
01:25:38.399 --> 01:25:42.039
Like big corporations always want to have
everything they possibly can, yeah,

1474
01:25:42.199 --> 01:25:44.800
even if they're not actually gonna do
anything with it, especially Disney as it

1475
01:25:44.840 --> 01:25:47.159
turns out, and they're pretty good
at keeping stuff, yeah, and then

1476
01:25:47.319 --> 01:25:51.279
very carefully letting it out for people
right at a time of their choosing.

1477
01:25:51.520 --> 01:25:55.520
That's that's exactly what all of this
is about. But it kind of I

1478
01:25:55.560 --> 01:25:57.800
feel like all of this sort of
just ignores the issue of like, hey,

1479
01:25:57.800 --> 01:25:59.800
you pay for these products back in
the day and now they don't work

1480
01:25:59.840 --> 01:26:01.560
in more and like, is there
any legal precedent around that at all?

1481
01:26:01.720 --> 01:26:04.920
I think it's one of those things
where it's the boilerplate stuff that no one

1482
01:26:04.960 --> 01:26:10.199
reads. The end user license agreement
sells software as a service, not as

1483
01:26:10.239 --> 01:26:15.760
a product that is guaranteed to work
forever. That sucks, and that's yeah,

1484
01:26:15.800 --> 01:26:17.319
it does and it's one of those
things that I look at it now

1485
01:26:17.359 --> 01:26:20.560
and go, like, you know, it would be really great if like

1486
01:26:20.920 --> 01:26:27.760
there were legal ways to actually go
about doing this stuff. And I suspect

1487
01:26:27.880 --> 01:26:32.760
like it'll eventually have to happen,
but if it doesn't, you'll be able

1488
01:26:32.800 --> 01:26:38.119
to get that stuff anyway. That
stuff you know that the Internet is what

1489
01:26:38.239 --> 01:26:41.119
it is, right, I mean
you know, like if you look at

1490
01:26:41.159 --> 01:26:44.960
emulation, you look at you know, the stuff that's been reverse engineered,

1491
01:26:45.039 --> 01:26:48.760
and you know it's like the stuff
that gets traded around online along those lines.

1492
01:26:48.800 --> 01:26:51.359
If you look at you know,
like the ability to run a custom

1493
01:26:51.479 --> 01:26:58.000
server for fucking Fantasy Star online for
the Dreamcast, you know, like people

1494
01:26:58.199 --> 01:27:00.000
find a way. I mean,
you're not wrong, and like you can.

1495
01:27:00.239 --> 01:27:03.439
You'd be tricky to use it in
a museum. That's tricky to use

1496
01:27:03.520 --> 01:27:06.079
it, you know, in academia, you know, because it is technically

1497
01:27:06.600 --> 01:27:11.600
because that stuff would still technically be
illegal. File to formalize the stuff by

1498
01:27:11.760 --> 01:27:14.199
like adding it to the Library of
Congress or something like that's not going to

1499
01:27:14.279 --> 01:27:15.880
happen as long as these these regulations
are in place. But like, you

1500
01:27:15.960 --> 01:27:19.000
know, fuck the Library Congress,
Like I don't give a fuck that shit

1501
01:27:19.159 --> 01:27:23.119
is out there. Fuck you.
I'll build my own library congress of fucking

1502
01:27:23.159 --> 01:27:27.239
old ass games that still miraculously work, because fuck you. It kind i'll

1503
01:27:27.279 --> 01:27:30.039
kind of always has to exist on
the fringe of the Internet as long as

1504
01:27:30.479 --> 01:27:31.680
stuff is in place, you know, like and it's like archive dot org

1505
01:27:31.760 --> 01:27:33.960
posted all those doss games and I
was looking at it and going like,

1506
01:27:34.000 --> 01:27:38.119
what the fuck are these people doing
because they have like n sixty four ROMs

1507
01:27:38.199 --> 01:27:41.800
there and stuff like That's they have
huge, full collections of these games.

1508
01:27:42.479 --> 01:27:46.560
You're just like, uh really yeah, like that seems like Nintendo. I

1509
01:27:46.640 --> 01:27:51.279
mean, especially when Pokemon stuff started
getting out there and super popular, Nintendo

1510
01:27:51.399 --> 01:27:55.640
was cracking down on ROM sides fucking
left and right through the nineties, sure,

1511
01:27:55.760 --> 01:27:58.239
because they were just like, here's
fucking how to hack Pokemon ship and

1512
01:27:58.239 --> 01:28:00.520
then put it on a flash cart. Like they were still dealing with the

1513
01:28:00.520 --> 01:28:03.920
physical piracy and you know, repro
carts and stuff like that that were coming

1514
01:28:03.960 --> 01:28:06.520
out of you know, Hong Kong
and stuff like that, like they were

1515
01:28:06.720 --> 01:28:15.039
they were suing Bung remember Bung I
do. Let's not saying anymore about it.

1516
01:28:15.239 --> 01:28:17.560
Yeah, yeah, you're not wrong. I mean, you'll be able

1517
01:28:17.560 --> 01:28:21.239
to get this stuff pretty much in
perpetuity. It would just be nice to

1518
01:28:21.359 --> 01:28:25.359
know that you're not breaking any standing
laws when totally yeah, I mean it's

1519
01:28:25.399 --> 01:28:28.920
it's yeah. And but it's like
they never made an exemption for like ripping

1520
01:28:29.000 --> 01:28:30.640
DVDs, right, I don't think
so. No, yeah, you know,

1521
01:28:30.760 --> 01:28:35.720
and it's like, weird, that's
not a problem. Yeah. I

1522
01:28:35.800 --> 01:28:39.800
think the it's one of those things
where I think the government will either eventually

1523
01:28:39.920 --> 01:28:44.079
catch up or it'll just become so
widespread that no one's going to actually maybe

1524
01:28:44.079 --> 01:28:45.920
you're able to chase it down anymore. I think with the DVD and blue

1525
01:28:45.960 --> 01:28:49.520
ray stuff, it was the legal
hang up was the breaking of encryption,

1526
01:28:49.640 --> 01:28:54.079
right, It was not the reproducing
it for a for like a personal backup

1527
01:28:54.159 --> 01:28:56.399
or something. I think so yeah, because because you know, way back

1528
01:28:56.439 --> 01:28:58.720
when used to be able to like, you know, back up becausette tape

1529
01:28:58.920 --> 01:29:00.720
once or something. What whatever the
law over the law, you can make

1530
01:29:00.800 --> 01:29:04.920
one personal backup or whatever I can. I can. I can basically read

1531
01:29:05.000 --> 01:29:08.880
one line from this arts technical story
and some the whole thing up. Let's

1532
01:29:08.880 --> 01:29:12.840
hear it. While the EFF wants
a games online infrastructure to be considered abandoned,

1533
01:29:12.880 --> 01:29:15.640
six months after centralized servers you're taken
offline. The ESA argues that such

1534
01:29:15.680 --> 01:29:19.960
games are still under copyright and may
still have a legitimate commercial life going forward.

1535
01:29:20.800 --> 01:29:24.439
You may have may have Yeah,
yeah, totally. I mean it's

1536
01:29:24.479 --> 01:29:28.319
of course, like you know,
you you of course they would represent that

1537
01:29:28.359 --> 01:29:30.399
position. Yeah, the same way
back when fucking SOAPO was going around,

1538
01:29:30.439 --> 01:29:32.279
like you look at the companies that
we're supporting that You're like, oh,

1539
01:29:32.319 --> 01:29:38.800
of course their their corporate interests very
much aligned with like not giving consumers freedom

1540
01:29:38.880 --> 01:29:42.439
to do this shit. Yep.
So like, yeah, it sucks,

1541
01:29:43.079 --> 01:29:45.680
but it's the ESA. So yeah, I was gonna say, if anything,

1542
01:29:45.720 --> 01:29:46.960
it really drives home the point that
you know, the ESA is,

1543
01:29:48.000 --> 01:29:51.439
like you said, it's very aligned
with the interests of its corporate members and

1544
01:29:51.800 --> 01:29:56.920
is effectively kind of the video game
equivalent of you know, the MPa,

1545
01:29:57.359 --> 01:30:00.079
the recording industry and most picture industry. Yeah, groups, the equivalent groups,

1546
01:30:00.399 --> 01:30:03.239
and and it's one of those situations
where I'm sure there are plenty of

1547
01:30:03.319 --> 01:30:08.560
people, plenty of game creators that
don't agree that that stuff should be as

1548
01:30:08.640 --> 01:30:13.199
locked down and would probably speak out. I think that's you know, like

1549
01:30:13.279 --> 01:30:16.000
the members of that organization to effect
change, have to step out and go

1550
01:30:16.079 --> 01:30:19.600
like, hey, this actually doesn't
represent us the way we want to be

1551
01:30:19.760 --> 01:30:25.399
represented. This needs to change.
The question is, are the people who

1552
01:30:25.439 --> 01:30:29.199
have those opinions in positions of power
significant, you know, sufficient sort of

1553
01:30:29.199 --> 01:30:31.720
the rub I guess, actually get
out there and say that publicly. Yeah,

1554
01:30:32.800 --> 01:30:36.319
uh, yeah, that's unfortunate.
H And I guess I don't know.

1555
01:30:38.199 --> 01:30:42.079
I don't know. I don't know
what the like the next step is

1556
01:30:42.159 --> 01:30:44.920
for the stuff. I don't know
if I actually believe there is a hearing.

1557
01:30:45.279 --> 01:30:45.840
Yeah, I mean it makes sense
that, yes, they would have

1558
01:30:45.880 --> 01:30:48.880
that here in the position, but
it's this all ask still has to lead

1559
01:30:49.079 --> 01:30:53.199
to some kind of actual court thing
here. It is the Yeah, the

1560
01:30:53.279 --> 01:30:57.560
US Copyright Office is going to be
holding public hearings May nineteen through twenty first

1561
01:30:57.640 --> 01:31:01.399
in DC and Los Angeles on these
exemptions. So it's not it's not a

1562
01:31:01.439 --> 01:31:04.279
settled issue at all, Right,
it's just the essay coming out and kind

1563
01:31:04.279 --> 01:31:09.439
of doing what they predictably would do. Yeah, it's it's what they assume

1564
01:31:09.680 --> 01:31:13.600
or I guess what they know that
the companies that are part of the organization

1565
01:31:13.680 --> 01:31:16.800
would want. Yeah, I suppose, but I guess you'd have to ask

1566
01:31:16.840 --> 01:31:18.960
all the individual companies what they think
about. Oh, you know, they're

1567
01:31:18.960 --> 01:31:23.239
business people and all those companies,
they're totally for this fucking lock it down

1568
01:31:24.000 --> 01:31:28.199
internet hackers hack on our video games. Yeah, so the newdy people in

1569
01:31:28.279 --> 01:31:33.479
them, Nah, stay tuned,
we'll see what happens. We proved to

1570
01:31:33.520 --> 01:31:39.680
be incredibly clairvoyant last week and predicting
the announcement of a new X game because

1571
01:31:39.720 --> 01:31:42.000
that got announced. Oh right.
In fact, I think that I think

1572
01:31:42.000 --> 01:31:45.760
that leaked a matter of hours after
the podcast went up. Yeah, uh

1573
01:31:45.960 --> 01:31:53.880
DSX mankind divided faces a Foley.
Finally all Merge its one game, not

1574
01:31:53.960 --> 01:31:56.279
a whole lot announced for this.
I mean, there's a little kind of

1575
01:31:56.279 --> 01:31:59.880
a short two paragraph summary, but
they did not indicate even what year it

1576
01:32:00.119 --> 01:32:01.640
coming out. I would kind of
assume it'll be this year, but they

1577
01:32:01.680 --> 01:32:04.640
didn't say that. I'm gonna go
ahead and assume it'll be next year because

1578
01:32:04.720 --> 01:32:10.720
two Raiders out this year. Yeah, you're probably right. I just why

1579
01:32:10.720 --> 01:32:14.359
announce it now right before E three
when I guess maybe they'll show it at

1580
01:32:14.399 --> 01:32:16.399
E three, But I don't know. Maybe I'm still thinking in the kind

1581
01:32:16.399 --> 01:32:20.880
of the classical marketing mentality for video
games is announced like somewhere around six months

1582
01:32:20.880 --> 01:32:26.560
before ship right, I don't unless
it's something crazy like Destiny or Skyrim and

1583
01:32:26.640 --> 01:32:30.199
you can get Everyone thinks everything is
Destiny or sky Rim or this huge thing

1584
01:32:30.239 --> 01:32:32.039
and they think they can get away
with it. So everyone tries to make

1585
01:32:32.039 --> 01:32:34.359
their announcement the huge deal in the
world. And then you're like, it's

1586
01:32:34.640 --> 01:32:38.159
it's of course you're making a day
Sex sequel, Like you said that,

1587
01:32:38.640 --> 01:32:42.680
you said as much a long time
ago. Yeah, but great, they

1588
01:32:42.720 --> 01:32:45.640
should fucking make this game. Tell
yeah, Adam Jensen is back. Yeah,

1589
01:32:45.720 --> 01:32:48.439
motherfucker's that game is all right?
I mean to read the thing,

1590
01:32:49.119 --> 01:32:54.319
is it just say Adam Jensen is
back, motherfucker? It does mention Adam

1591
01:32:54.359 --> 01:32:58.960
Jensen doesn't quite say it in such
a charged language. Takes place in twenty

1592
01:32:59.000 --> 01:33:01.079
twenty nine, two years at the
events of the Last Game and the infamous

1593
01:33:01.119 --> 01:33:04.640
aug incident. Oh yeah, is
that ring any bells? I don't know,

1594
01:33:04.760 --> 01:33:08.199
man. That resulted in the death
of millions the hands of those who

1595
01:33:08.239 --> 01:33:13.159
had installed augmentations, so that that's
them choosing and ending as canon. This

1596
01:33:13.319 --> 01:33:15.159
is basically, oh was that a
player choice thing? I think I'd ever

1597
01:33:15.239 --> 01:33:17.640
finished that game. So they're going
the game ended with you like walking up

1598
01:33:17.680 --> 01:33:21.600
two machines and flipping switches based on
which ending you want. I pressed press

1599
01:33:21.720 --> 01:33:25.560
press this button for good ending basically, and then run around the corner to

1600
01:33:25.600 --> 01:33:28.720
get the weird secret ending. It
sounds like they're going with full on cyborgs

1601
01:33:28.840 --> 01:33:30.720
versus normis though, right. Yeah, from the sound of this, Yeah,

1602
01:33:31.560 --> 01:33:34.760
just like Google glass. Yep.
This event has created a huge divide

1603
01:33:34.760 --> 01:33:40.920
between those who have augmentations and those
who do not cyborgs or people to let

1604
01:33:40.960 --> 01:33:45.039
me wear these fucking Google glasses into
the bathroom. There's mention of various factions

1605
01:33:45.079 --> 01:33:51.079
looking to nepia the public by twisting
public opinion of augmentation like Google for example.

1606
01:33:53.720 --> 01:33:56.680
Man kind of divide. It also
continues the story of Adam Jensen,

1607
01:33:57.760 --> 01:34:02.920
former biotech company security chief, turns
super augmented anti terrorist agents. Uh.

1608
01:34:03.119 --> 01:34:05.600
Yeah, it's all you know.
There's not a lot of hard information in

1609
01:34:05.680 --> 01:34:09.039
here. Yeah. They put out
a trailer and some screenshots. It looks

1610
01:34:09.039 --> 01:34:12.159
like more DSX fucking a. It
still looks pretty black and gold. Yeah

1611
01:34:12.560 --> 01:34:15.079
for the most part. Uh.
There's a shot going around of like crisis

1612
01:34:15.119 --> 01:34:19.239
style holding your gun up and like
you know, manipulating a bunch of like

1613
01:34:19.840 --> 01:34:24.520
attachment points on the gun. Is
that new? Was it? Some of

1614
01:34:24.560 --> 01:34:30.439
the specifics surrounding das X the previous
game have eluded me escape it has been

1615
01:34:30.439 --> 01:34:33.760
a while, it's like twenty eleven. It's just I was wondering if that

1616
01:34:33.840 --> 01:34:36.159
MENTHOS was gonna be more of a
shooter, because I know that previous game

1617
01:34:36.199 --> 01:34:39.880
did let you go pretty much full
stealth if you wanted to, Yeah,

1618
01:34:39.920 --> 01:34:42.319
you go either way. I assume
that this. I would assume that this

1619
01:34:42.359 --> 01:34:47.880
would go with the same route.
But hey, obviously I really liked that

1620
01:34:48.760 --> 01:34:51.840
that last game. Yeah, the
bosses were you know, obviously it was.

1621
01:34:51.960 --> 01:34:56.239
It was. I'll say it was
shockingly well received for how reverend a

1622
01:34:56.279 --> 01:34:58.760
lot of people are for DA SX. Yeah, it seemed like the kind

1623
01:34:58.760 --> 01:35:01.079
of franchise that people would be time
to hate. So I'm curious to go

1624
01:35:01.199 --> 01:35:03.960
back to it because I've never played
any Day a Sex game. But I

1625
01:35:04.079 --> 01:35:08.600
heard that the boss fights originally were
pretty rough. But I think for the

1626
01:35:08.920 --> 01:35:12.079
we U one and then that director's
cut that came out later, right,

1627
01:35:12.199 --> 01:35:15.239
I think that has all of the
rewards those changes. I haven't heard if

1628
01:35:15.279 --> 01:35:17.880
it was like you know, drastically
improved or anything like that. But it's

1629
01:35:17.880 --> 01:35:21.159
one of those alpha protocol situations where
if you spect certain ways, the bosses

1630
01:35:21.199 --> 01:35:25.720
were fucked. Oh so I want
to say that they and then like,

1631
01:35:25.920 --> 01:35:28.760
you know, there was a lot
of people digging into kind of post mortem

1632
01:35:28.760 --> 01:35:30.039
stuff and they're like, oh,
the boss fights were designed by this different

1633
01:35:30.079 --> 01:35:32.880
company, No wonder there's ship you
know. It's like and it's just like

1634
01:35:33.079 --> 01:35:40.239
that's irrelevant ultimately, but it was
something that the people got very into talking

1635
01:35:40.319 --> 01:35:44.680
about back when that game was originally
released. Does it seem like a standalone

1636
01:35:44.680 --> 01:35:45.279
thing, Like I don't need to
go back and play one and two?

1637
01:35:45.680 --> 01:35:49.039
Okay, okay, you never played
anything? No, not even the last

1638
01:35:49.079 --> 01:35:51.199
one? No, No, that's
the one I'm thinking about going back to.

1639
01:35:51.479 --> 01:35:57.800
Is that director's cut on PC one
sounds like it holds up pretty well,

1640
01:35:57.840 --> 01:36:00.239
but it is very much like an
old school PC game. Yeah,

1641
01:36:00.239 --> 01:36:01.399
like you. I mean, I'm
not saying don't go back to those,

1642
01:36:01.560 --> 01:36:04.479
but I'm saying, like, for
the purposes of like whatever you want to

1643
01:36:04.560 --> 01:36:09.039
know about Adam Jensen's next adventure,
just play the last one. Like day

1644
01:36:09.119 --> 01:36:14.600
sex, one and two don't necessarily
factor into that absolutely the case from my

1645
01:36:14.720 --> 01:36:18.880
understanding. Uh, hey, Jeff, hello, Tony Hawk five fucking a

1646
01:36:20.720 --> 01:36:26.039
Tony Hawk five. A caterer might
might be the name of the next even

1647
01:36:26.079 --> 01:36:29.920
though they're saying it's not. It
might be the name of the next Tony

1648
01:36:29.960 --> 01:36:32.279
Hawk. That's that someone made the
joke. I wish I could credit it

1649
01:36:32.399 --> 01:36:36.399
properly, but someone made the joke
of Tony Hawk's pro caterer. And it's

1650
01:36:36.479 --> 01:36:39.800
pretty good. That's pretty fantastic.
I mean you saw the full shot,

1651
01:36:39.840 --> 01:36:42.600
Like they're setting up a bunch of
banquet tables in a in a skateboard and

1652
01:36:42.640 --> 01:36:44.920
a half pipe. Yeah, there's
a half five bunch of banquet tables.

1653
01:36:45.039 --> 01:36:48.520
A chef took a photo posted on
Instagram of him going like I'm catering for

1654
01:36:48.600 --> 01:36:53.000
Tony Hawk, and in the background
on a projector was a logo that she

1655
01:36:53.039 --> 01:36:57.159
said Tony Hawk five. Yes,
uh and I mean whatever you know.

1656
01:36:57.239 --> 01:37:00.960
Tony Hawk has said Activision has backed
up there's a new Tony Hawk game in

1657
01:37:00.960 --> 01:37:03.079
the works. He has said it
is something that fans of pro skater will

1658
01:37:03.199 --> 01:37:09.960
likely appreciate and not much more so. Like the details around Hey there's a

1659
01:37:10.000 --> 01:37:14.119
new game are already totally out there. But if they call it Tony Hawks

1660
01:37:14.239 --> 01:37:18.039
pro Skater five, that's the most
baddest assets. Shit, it's pretty fucking

1661
01:37:18.279 --> 01:37:21.680
every in the world, pretty audacious. He said the same thing with Sonic

1662
01:37:21.720 --> 01:37:25.920
four. Yeah I did. I
probably actually did. I mean it still

1663
01:37:25.960 --> 01:37:28.760
holds like that, that tactic still
holds up if you want to, if

1664
01:37:28.800 --> 01:37:30.359
you want to just make a big
splash and say, like we're making the

1665
01:37:30.479 --> 01:37:33.199
next one of those games. Super
Mario Brothers four would do the same thing.

1666
01:37:33.359 --> 01:37:38.880
Yeah, I'm all for it.
Contra four Yeah yeah, uh,

1667
01:37:39.640 --> 01:37:43.640
never mind, you know, quality
of the actual final games, but the

1668
01:37:44.359 --> 01:37:47.279
contract for for the SNST they called
it Contra four in Japan, and they

1669
01:37:47.960 --> 01:37:51.920
did they I'm not sure, wait
you're talking about I want to say,

1670
01:37:54.119 --> 01:38:00.439
or was that hardcore? Just never? There was no fourth Contra on the

1671
01:38:00.439 --> 01:38:01.439
Supernios, was there? Okay?
Well, what was the I mean,

1672
01:38:01.600 --> 01:38:05.840
the first one that came out Alien
Wars it was three? Okay, that

1673
01:38:05.920 --> 01:38:10.359
was three? Okay, okay,
okay, got it. I have my

1674
01:38:10.479 --> 01:38:14.239
timeline is all off. Anyway,
I know what you're saying. They made

1675
01:38:14.239 --> 01:38:16.159
a lot of other Yeah, yes, they made a lot of other Tony

1676
01:38:16.199 --> 01:38:18.920
Hawk games. None of them were
called Tony Hawk First Gate or five.

1677
01:38:19.159 --> 01:38:23.359
Yeah, I mean I like thug, Like, don't get me wrong,

1678
01:38:23.600 --> 01:38:28.199
like that was a cool game.
Although this is a little weird because weren't

1679
01:38:28.359 --> 01:38:30.920
some of the games actually like like, isn't Project eight actually the eighth is

1680
01:38:30.960 --> 01:38:33.840
the eighth game? Like they were
trying to in there in a few cases.

1681
01:38:33.920 --> 01:38:36.760
I think it's just in that case. So in that sense, this

1682
01:38:36.840 --> 01:38:40.680
is a little weird. But but
yeah, like so that logo was the

1683
01:38:40.760 --> 01:38:44.279
wallpaper on the PC they were using, oh yeah, yeah, and okay,

1684
01:38:45.079 --> 01:38:47.000
looked pretty stylized, Like the logo
was fairly stylized, like there was

1685
01:38:47.079 --> 01:38:49.520
some design work put into that.
It's not just looked like the fast and

1686
01:38:49.520 --> 01:38:53.920
the fairiest logo kind kind of but
you know, you know, Activision came

1687
01:38:53.920 --> 01:38:56.319
out and said, you know,
it's a working title, not the final

1688
01:38:56.399 --> 01:38:59.199
title. But what if it's the
final title, you don't make that,

1689
01:38:59.279 --> 01:39:01.720
I mean, like like why would
you make that just a working title because

1690
01:39:01.760 --> 01:39:04.920
your working title would be Tony Hawk
twenty fifteen or the next you know,

1691
01:39:05.000 --> 01:39:10.680
and then you need something like regardless, like what it represents is exciting as

1692
01:39:10.720 --> 01:39:14.560
a working title as a final title. If they are approaching this game with

1693
01:39:14.800 --> 01:39:19.399
the concepts of let's make the next
game like those games. Then good,

1694
01:39:19.520 --> 01:39:21.640
great, that is what they should
do. And I don't know if that

1695
01:39:21.720 --> 01:39:25.399
will actually work. I don't know
if enough people want that to matter.

1696
01:39:25.439 --> 01:39:29.159
I don't know if that game,
like a game in those styles, is

1697
01:39:29.199 --> 01:39:32.199
something that people want enough of these
days to matter. But fuck it,

1698
01:39:32.279 --> 01:39:35.239
man, let's do it. I
mean they tried to remake the original.

1699
01:39:35.960 --> 01:39:43.560
Yeah do that I think was a
mess. And the potentially like scary thing

1700
01:39:43.720 --> 01:39:46.039
is that, like if those guys
are doing this, so I don't think.

1701
01:39:46.079 --> 01:39:48.039
I don't think we know who's developing
this yet. It might just be

1702
01:39:48.119 --> 01:39:53.560
a robomoto they did. They did
the ones with the board too, yeah,

1703
01:39:54.159 --> 01:39:59.079
and the remake they did a ride
Shred and HD. I don't know

1704
01:39:59.079 --> 01:40:04.319
if they did Downhill Jam No Toys
for Bob to Downright Hot a Hot pre

1705
01:40:04.439 --> 01:40:10.560
Skylanders Jam Star Control. Yeah.
Yeah, Well, this thing is a

1706
01:40:10.560 --> 01:40:13.800
guaranteed D three announcement, right has
to be totally yea at this point.

1707
01:40:13.960 --> 01:40:15.800
Yeah, so I guess we'll find
out soon. But like that whole scene

1708
01:40:15.840 --> 01:40:20.359
though, that photo just weirded me
out so much, Like can you think

1709
01:40:20.399 --> 01:40:26.640
of a grungier like more down in
dirty sports than skateboarding, like to make

1710
01:40:26.680 --> 01:40:29.479
your name in skateboarding, and then
like here's this thing, like now that

1711
01:40:29.520 --> 01:40:33.399
you're the elder statesman of the sports, Like here's all these tables set up.

1712
01:40:33.439 --> 01:40:36.479
It's like it's fucking chardonnay and caviar
in the middle of a half pipe.

1713
01:40:38.000 --> 01:40:40.359
Like it just feels so incongruous.
You don't know what food they were

1714
01:40:40.399 --> 01:40:45.079
serving. But he was kind of
fancy ship followers on Instagram. It looks

1715
01:40:45.119 --> 01:40:48.039
very fancy. Uh yeah, you
know whatever. Everybody grows up at some

1716
01:40:48.119 --> 01:40:51.119
point, I guess, you know
whatever, Tony Hawks. I'm sure he

1717
01:40:51.159 --> 01:40:55.479
has a foundation that he does and
all sorts of other weird businesses. It

1718
01:40:55.560 --> 01:40:57.600
was. It was a weird It
was set up in on a half pipe.

1719
01:40:57.600 --> 01:41:00.920
Maybe he just came in a directed
place. Yeah, he just came

1720
01:41:00.960 --> 01:41:05.760
in fucking wasted and went and then
pooped and smeared it on his face.

1721
01:41:05.880 --> 01:41:10.640
Gg Allen stays and then you know, rubbed that on the table. That's

1722
01:41:10.720 --> 01:41:13.479
the Tony Hawk. I know,
wait, it's not. That's never been

1723
01:41:13.760 --> 01:41:18.880
to Hawk. You know. Like
Tony Hawk's Twitter profile is like you list

1724
01:41:18.920 --> 01:41:20.880
all this stuff and at the end
of it it just says, yeah,

1725
01:41:20.880 --> 01:41:25.279
I get it, I'm old or
you know, something along those lines like

1726
01:41:25.359 --> 01:41:27.119
yeah, you can stop, I
got it. Yeah, I guess what

1727
01:41:27.279 --> 01:41:30.319
I grew up. That's great,
Like, hey, that's great. Yeah,

1728
01:41:30.359 --> 01:41:34.680
I'm still doing skateboard and guess what, Like everyone can suck you suh.

1729
01:41:34.720 --> 01:41:39.960
Well we'll find out an the three
wait till he three. Yeah,

1730
01:41:40.680 --> 01:41:46.479
we'll see you D three. But
Activision's obviously no stranger to resurrecting old stuff.

1731
01:41:47.960 --> 01:41:51.520
Yeah, I mean they're doing a
Destiny follow up. Yeah, I

1732
01:41:51.640 --> 01:41:55.720
was talking about the new guitar here. Oh right that we played, Yes,

1733
01:41:55.960 --> 01:41:57.880
the new guitar. He over that. I thought you were talking about

1734
01:41:57.880 --> 01:42:00.600
the Destiny DALC and that's all right. That's kind of a sick burn,

1735
01:42:00.680 --> 01:42:03.399
but okay, well we'll get to
that later. Guitar Hero Live, Jeff,

1736
01:42:04.000 --> 01:42:06.159
Yes, we played it. We
did. I would to see it.

1737
01:42:06.560 --> 01:42:10.399
We did. They can't year ago, showed it off and then they

1738
01:42:10.439 --> 01:42:15.680
announced it today. Yeah, they're
making a new guitar Hero are obviously duh.

1739
01:42:15.079 --> 01:42:18.720
But they announced the new Guitar Hero
and showed it to us, and

1740
01:42:18.840 --> 01:42:24.840
I actually was pretty surprised. Yeah, especially having heard a little bit about

1741
01:42:24.840 --> 01:42:27.640
it going in, Like we had
the stuff about like oh it's all FMV

1742
01:42:27.800 --> 01:42:30.479
now and stuff had gotten back to
us. Yeah, on the way over

1743
01:42:30.560 --> 01:42:32.079
there, and you're just like I
was like, there is no way that

1744
01:42:32.199 --> 01:42:38.199
anything about this sounds interesting or good. Yeah, But then it kind of

1745
01:42:38.239 --> 01:42:42.239
made a better first impression I think
than definitely expected. I came away from

1746
01:42:42.279 --> 01:42:44.159
it going like, Okay, I
get it, like this is cool,

1747
01:42:44.239 --> 01:42:47.960
like but for me, like,
it's all about the guitar itself. So

1748
01:42:48.399 --> 01:42:55.399
they're making a new guitar six buttons. Yeah, that's six buttons. I

1749
01:42:55.479 --> 01:42:58.560
think i'd saw like three up on
top. Three, So it's three frets

1750
01:42:59.039 --> 01:43:01.560
as opposed to the kind of forward
that they started with. Or wait,

1751
01:43:02.079 --> 01:43:04.520
there's always five from the beginning,
right yeah, yeah, yeah, that's

1752
01:43:04.600 --> 01:43:08.880
right. Was a guitar freeks was
three right right? Right? So yeah,

1753
01:43:08.960 --> 01:43:11.319
so they're down to they're down to
three frets from the five that they

1754
01:43:11.399 --> 01:43:15.000
launched with. But now they're split
into top and bottom, so white and

1755
01:43:15.079 --> 01:43:18.439
black, yeah, sides of the
of the fret board. So and so

1756
01:43:18.680 --> 01:43:23.239
each note has an up or a
down indication, yes, but sometimes it

1757
01:43:23.279 --> 01:43:25.960
can be both and you have to
go across. So it's like you can

1758
01:43:26.039 --> 01:43:29.800
kind of create like the shapes you
make with your left hand feel slightly more

1759
01:43:29.840 --> 01:43:32.119
guitari. Absolutely, that sounds really
cool. Yeah, I like that idea.

1760
01:43:32.199 --> 01:43:35.439
I kind of wonder why they didn't
just go all the way and stick

1761
01:43:35.520 --> 01:43:39.039
with the five frets and just split
them all. It's not like you have

1762
01:43:39.199 --> 01:43:41.239
to use all those and you know, if you're gonna do easy mode,

1763
01:43:41.279 --> 01:43:44.079
you can constrain it to the first
three or something like that. Yeah,

1764
01:43:44.199 --> 01:43:46.039
it's yeah, maybe they just want
to ease people into it and not have

1765
01:43:46.159 --> 01:43:48.920
people that like let's say you play
the ship out of Guitar Hero and you

1766
01:43:48.960 --> 01:43:51.520
played it on Expert, and then
you just get the new one and you

1767
01:43:51.600 --> 01:43:55.520
hop right into Expert and then there's
ten buttons you're working with. Yeah,

1768
01:43:55.520 --> 01:43:57.720
but again, but again, they
don't have to make you use all those

1769
01:43:57.800 --> 01:44:00.720
up front, you know, but
now they don't have the option of making

1770
01:44:00.760 --> 01:44:03.000
it harder or more technical later.
I don't know, like it. I

1771
01:44:03.079 --> 01:44:10.199
feel like I was playing it on
the second highest difficulty, I guess.

1772
01:44:10.319 --> 01:44:14.560
Yeah, I tried that one one
up from normal, and like, you

1773
01:44:14.920 --> 01:44:16.079
know, stuff that I could,
you know, I could site read it

1774
01:44:16.119 --> 01:44:20.479
on normal and play it just fine. Like the guitar felt pretty intuitive for

1775
01:44:20.600 --> 01:44:24.039
the most part, Like it was
definitely like a learning like Okay, this

1776
01:44:24.239 --> 01:44:26.560
is this and this is this,
but then you bump it up and then

1777
01:44:26.560 --> 01:44:29.479
all of a sudden it's like,
okay, I need to hit bottom,

1778
01:44:29.800 --> 01:44:32.680
you know, like a white on
fret two, black on fret three,

1779
01:44:32.880 --> 01:44:38.520
And then then that's suddenly like a
very different thing, and that's kind of

1780
01:44:38.560 --> 01:44:41.039
hard to do. It is hard
that the thing I ran into is I

1781
01:44:41.159 --> 01:44:44.000
had trouble remembering which side was the
white side on which side was the black

1782
01:44:44.039 --> 01:44:46.439
side. But it's like the guitar
picks point up for the ones that are

1783
01:44:46.479 --> 01:44:49.079
on the top end and down for
the ones that are on the bottom end,

1784
01:44:50.039 --> 01:44:54.520
so it's like another another decent indicator
of what the fuck you're supposed to

1785
01:44:54.600 --> 01:44:58.720
hit. It's just it seems like
such a seemingly minor change to have that

1786
01:44:58.760 --> 01:45:00.520
guitar said up, but it seems
like would have a major impact. It's

1787
01:45:01.359 --> 01:45:04.279
it's the thing that makes it feel
okay that they're doing this at all,

1788
01:45:04.680 --> 01:45:08.640
because if it was just the same
guitar with that game, it'd be just

1789
01:45:08.680 --> 01:45:12.119
like, all right, fucking who
cares because it's just guitar. There's no

1790
01:45:12.239 --> 01:45:17.920
full band, uh, and is
there even two players? I want to

1791
01:45:18.039 --> 01:45:27.039
say that. They did say yeah, and it's set up in a way

1792
01:45:27.119 --> 01:45:30.439
where the additional song model is going
to be really weird, and they weren't

1793
01:45:30.520 --> 01:45:32.319
really talking too much about that.
So yeah, it's an FMV game.

1794
01:45:32.840 --> 01:45:35.720
So there's like two sections of it. There's Guitar Hero Live, which is

1795
01:45:36.399 --> 01:45:41.520
you're kind of solo offline experience or
I guess you play it two player.

1796
01:45:41.600 --> 01:45:46.000
I guess, I'm not sure.
And then there's Guitar Hero TV, which

1797
01:45:46.039 --> 01:45:50.119
is the online and for you explain
all this. So the songs that are

1798
01:45:50.159 --> 01:45:56.239
in Guitar Hero Live the background is
a first person shot of what the guitarist

1799
01:45:56.399 --> 01:46:00.399
for that band would be seeing as
they play a live show, and they've

1800
01:46:00.439 --> 01:46:03.199
tried to mix the audio in a
way that they've shot themselves, shot themselves

1801
01:46:03.359 --> 01:46:10.239
with not the real bands. That
actually would have been better that they have

1802
01:46:10.279 --> 01:46:15.399
assembled a bunch of fake bands that
are kind of funny and sort of ridiculous.

1803
01:46:15.039 --> 01:46:18.640
Actually, I bet that would have
gotten worse facial performances out of real

1804
01:46:18.720 --> 01:46:23.960
bands. These from yea, the
actors they're the or I guess they're actual

1805
01:46:24.039 --> 01:46:26.960
real musicians, right, I guess, I guess, but slash actors or

1806
01:46:27.000 --> 01:46:29.239
whatever. Yeah, yeah, but
I want to see the real Keith Richards

1807
01:46:29.319 --> 01:46:31.399
up there looking at you when you're
like, well, is he the lead

1808
01:46:31.479 --> 01:46:34.880
guitarist for the Stones? Yeah?
Yeah, then you would never see Keith

1809
01:46:35.119 --> 01:46:39.199
because you are you are Keith.
That sounds even better game where I play

1810
01:46:39.239 --> 01:46:41.640
is Keith. So we'll get to
that in a minute. But the people

1811
01:46:41.680 --> 01:46:45.239
that they have in these fake bands
really mug for the camera, like very

1812
01:46:45.680 --> 01:46:47.520
very exactly. I think they kind
of have to. Like it's It's actually

1813
01:46:47.560 --> 01:46:51.000
been interesting watching people react to gameplay
footage because they look at it and go,

1814
01:46:51.079 --> 01:46:56.479
man, fuck this this is terrible. Who would look at this band

1815
01:46:56.560 --> 01:46:59.520
looks awful? And I think like
they're forgetting that, Like when you're playing

1816
01:46:59.560 --> 01:47:01.800
the game, you're staring at the
notes and like the background, and this

1817
01:47:02.039 --> 01:47:06.479
is like they have to do these
shitty, exaggerated gestures because you're not looking

1818
01:47:06.520 --> 01:47:10.960
directly at them most of the time. So I think it works in that

1819
01:47:11.079 --> 01:47:14.279
context. It's a little weird.
That said, the third time that they

1820
01:47:14.439 --> 01:47:16.359
ran the Fallout Boy song, like, I think by the time you got

1821
01:47:16.399 --> 01:47:19.119
out there and played it, yeah, I was already tired of that intro

1822
01:47:19.359 --> 01:47:23.119
of like walking through backstage up.
Yeah, it was like a whole like

1823
01:47:23.359 --> 01:47:26.119
good luck, like you know,
kind of like the kind of ten twenty

1824
01:47:26.159 --> 01:47:29.279
second preamble before every song is just
going to be the exact same every single

1825
01:47:29.319 --> 01:47:31.560
time. They're like groupies that are
eyeing you up. Oh yeah, yeah

1826
01:47:31.680 --> 01:47:35.520
absolutely. They really lean into the
like shitty, over the top rock star

1827
01:47:35.600 --> 01:47:41.119
experience like it's yeah, like any
gleeful way, and I think might actually

1828
01:47:41.199 --> 01:47:44.640
be pretty good. It kind is. Yeah. So the crazy thing about

1829
01:47:44.720 --> 01:47:45.760
this stuff, it's like whatever they
shot video, who cares. But like,

1830
01:47:45.840 --> 01:47:49.079
the the interesting thing about it is
they shot each video twice, one

1831
01:47:49.199 --> 01:47:54.199
with the crowd and band psyched because
you're playing well, and then one with

1832
01:47:54.319 --> 01:47:57.199
them like looking at you like fucking
come on, you're playing like shit,

1833
01:47:57.359 --> 01:48:01.720
asshole. Oh wow, okay,
and they moke. So they I guess

1834
01:48:01.880 --> 01:48:03.760
that we talk to them about it, like they you know, they ran

1835
01:48:03.840 --> 01:48:06.880
through their process. It's actually super
crazy, like wait, like almost kind

1836
01:48:06.880 --> 01:48:10.520
of overkill for the thing that they're
making. I mean they have they had

1837
01:48:10.560 --> 01:48:13.920
emotion control camera on the stage.
Yeah, so it replicates the exactly they

1838
01:48:14.000 --> 01:48:18.279
mo capps camera movements with the band
on a fake green screen stage or whatever

1839
01:48:18.520 --> 01:48:21.520
in their studio and then went out
and did it for real. So they

1840
01:48:21.560 --> 01:48:26.159
have a robot that makes all the
camera movements because they needed to be precise

1841
01:48:26.720 --> 01:48:30.279
for both runs because it's framed by
frame accurate movement. So when it transitions

1842
01:48:30.359 --> 01:48:34.960
from the stoked to bummed crowd and
stuff like that, it's a blur effect

1843
01:48:35.520 --> 01:48:40.399
ages as well. Yeah, and
then you never see the camera jolt or

1844
01:48:41.039 --> 01:48:44.720
or move into a different position because
they don't line up like the camera is

1845
01:48:45.000 --> 01:48:46.560
a frame by frame lined up.
I would think that they would just like

1846
01:48:46.680 --> 01:48:48.800
pan out to the crowd or something, you know, just do like a

1847
01:48:48.840 --> 01:48:51.680
blur cut they do. They do
some kind of whip pans around. It's

1848
01:48:51.760 --> 01:48:55.760
it's a it is a blur when
it does do the transition like it's it's

1849
01:48:56.000 --> 01:49:00.159
it's a noticeable kind of fade,
blurry fade from the two between the two

1850
01:49:00.239 --> 01:49:03.720
video because it's still it's still like
a reasonably effective it is, like it's

1851
01:49:03.800 --> 01:49:06.720
kind of surprising to see it in
action. Yeah, and I think that's

1852
01:49:06.800 --> 01:49:11.439
pretty cool. It also means that
they can't really song DLC every week and

1853
01:49:11.560 --> 01:49:15.399
use that format, true, because
like they were describing that process as fucking

1854
01:49:15.479 --> 01:49:18.760
intense, and it sounds like it
was fucking crazy. It sounded like it

1855
01:49:18.880 --> 01:49:21.520
was like a like a I don't
know if they said multi day shoot for

1856
01:49:21.560 --> 01:49:25.479
every song, but it was like
a lot of the implication there, I

1857
01:49:25.520 --> 01:49:27.760
think was that they were working like
eighty hour work weeks. I'm getting these

1858
01:49:27.840 --> 01:49:31.479
videos shot right for this thing.
It sounded very expensive, So what does

1859
01:49:31.520 --> 01:49:34.560
that mean for DLC? Though,
that's what the Guitar Hero TV is,

1860
01:49:34.760 --> 01:49:39.039
where the background will be the music
video for the song. Okay, all

1861
01:49:39.119 --> 01:49:42.439
right, so that's it's a cost
effective way, I think, And I

1862
01:49:42.520 --> 01:49:44.720
think, actually, I think changing
the visual style of it, I think

1863
01:49:44.760 --> 01:49:47.960
it's fine because like, who the
fuck like cares about the dumb characters they

1864
01:49:48.000 --> 01:49:54.760
made up for Guitar Hero. Yeah, you know, Judy Nails, wasn't

1865
01:49:54.800 --> 01:49:59.159
that Star Slayer? Like wouldn't she
based off of like some real life I

1866
01:49:59.199 --> 01:50:03.880
think anyway, she's a nice C's
nice. I like her anyway, Like,

1867
01:50:04.239 --> 01:50:09.199
yeah, so, like transitioning away
from their goofy like mythos and stuff,

1868
01:50:09.199 --> 01:50:12.600
I think it makes sense at this
point. I don't know, Warriors

1869
01:50:12.640 --> 01:50:14.960
of Rock really advanced the lore.
I thought, Yeah, I guess,

1870
01:50:15.119 --> 01:50:16.439
yeah, you know, we left
this hanging in a lot of ways.

1871
01:50:16.439 --> 01:50:18.880
You know, we need to kind
of wrap some of those things up.

1872
01:50:19.760 --> 01:50:25.239
So Guitar Hero TV, they weren't
really talking about the business model aspect of

1873
01:50:25.319 --> 01:50:30.039
it, but it is sort of
a twenty four hour channel based system where

1874
01:50:30.119 --> 01:50:32.840
you will join a channel and be
fed songs, so you don't buy them

1875
01:50:32.920 --> 01:50:40.800
individually. So I don't know,
I'm gonna say probably not or maybe there

1876
01:50:40.800 --> 01:50:43.439
will be an option. So there's
also an on demand library where you can

1877
01:50:43.479 --> 01:50:48.279
go select those songs and play them. And they wouldn't necessarily pin down like

1878
01:50:48.520 --> 01:50:51.520
what the model was. They just
kind of said, like, all players

1879
01:50:51.560 --> 01:50:57.560
of Guitar Hero Live will be able
to play these two channels of songs,

1880
01:50:57.760 --> 01:51:03.079
okay, and so it's like,
okay, then our additional channels subscription based.

1881
01:51:03.239 --> 01:51:05.920
Is there some kind of free to
play at least there's like a coin

1882
01:51:06.239 --> 01:51:10.960
energy system, you know, like
am I watching ads to play more songs?

1883
01:51:11.640 --> 01:51:15.239
Am I signing up for a monthly
service. Am I buying black access

1884
01:51:15.399 --> 01:51:18.640
on a per channel basis? Like
that's all stuff they said they were hanging

1885
01:51:18.680 --> 01:51:23.680
on two free, three Okay.
This is a super interesting though, Yeah,

1886
01:51:23.920 --> 01:51:25.800
and so like multiple players will be
able to get in there, and

1887
01:51:25.800 --> 01:51:28.720
then you'll just see, you know, the names of you know, the

1888
01:51:28.880 --> 01:51:30.920
leaderboard stuff will shift around based on
who's playing the song the best at that

1889
01:51:31.000 --> 01:51:33.439
moment, and you can kind of
just jump in, jump out, jump

1890
01:51:33.520 --> 01:51:36.680
into the channel, start playing,
stick around there for as long as you

1891
01:51:36.720 --> 01:51:40.760
want to, and then bounce and
kind of go that way with it.

1892
01:51:42.079 --> 01:51:45.840
I thought that stuff seems potentially really
cool, and it probably solves the problem

1893
01:51:45.920 --> 01:51:48.000
of like, you know, what
do they do for for DLC, for

1894
01:51:48.079 --> 01:51:51.760
add ons, for that sort of
stuff exactly. The Yeah, I feel

1895
01:51:51.800 --> 01:51:56.560
like the tech and the techniques that
they're employing here generally kind of impressive.

1896
01:51:56.640 --> 01:51:59.840
I think for me it comes down
to like, do they go get them

1897
01:52:00.000 --> 01:52:03.239
aster tracks and have the guitar line
stop playing when you stop playing I want

1898
01:52:03.520 --> 01:52:08.000
the streaming stuff? Or do they
just play the music video and you don't

1899
01:52:08.079 --> 01:52:10.680
really have any real feedback? Yeah, that would be kind of unfortunate.

1900
01:52:10.800 --> 01:52:13.520
Yeah, Like that's the kind of
make or break thing for that stuff for

1901
01:52:13.600 --> 01:52:16.800
me. For some big I have
about this thing is that the everything they

1902
01:52:16.840 --> 01:52:19.800
showed in terms of song line up
in this thing skewed incredibly modern. So

1903
01:52:19.920 --> 01:52:25.680
they have everything announced a handful of
artists, Okay, because we only had

1904
01:52:25.720 --> 01:52:28.119
three in our demo. What was
it was like Fallout, Fat Boy,

1905
01:52:28.159 --> 01:52:30.600
Black Keys, and Killers, Yeah, which is all like from the last

1906
01:52:30.680 --> 01:52:33.640
like ten years. That's like a
larger problem. I think, like you

1907
01:52:33.680 --> 01:52:35.640
know, you look at like rock
band, I think they can probably safe

1908
01:52:36.039 --> 01:52:39.640
face a similar problem with like,
you know, do enough people give a

1909
01:52:39.640 --> 01:52:43.680
shit about guitar based music in this
day and age? I mean for that

1910
01:52:43.800 --> 01:52:45.600
to work, even if even if
you treat this largely as a nostalgia piece,

1911
01:52:45.680 --> 01:52:48.520
like a lot of the most iconic
guitar risks of all time are from

1912
01:52:48.600 --> 01:52:50.760
like the seventies and eighties, you
know, like you need you need a

1913
01:52:50.800 --> 01:52:54.439
lot of that stuff in there,
So you're one kind of throwback act in

1914
01:52:54.520 --> 01:52:58.279
the announced artist is the Rolling Stones? Yeah? Really? What else?

1915
01:52:58.560 --> 01:53:00.199
Can you read all? Some of
the others? I can The Black Keys,

1916
01:53:00.239 --> 01:53:05.039
fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Gary Clark Jr. Who I

1917
01:53:05.079 --> 01:53:10.279
don't know, Green Day Okay,
Ed Sheeran, who just that guy?

1918
01:53:10.399 --> 01:53:15.039
He can captivate a stadium like he's
just popular act. Oh yeah, the

1919
01:53:15.159 --> 01:53:18.399
War on Drugs, which is a
pretty good band name, The Killers,

1920
01:53:18.680 --> 01:53:24.960
scrill X what the Rolling Stone guitar? I mean, I don't know,

1921
01:53:25.079 --> 01:53:30.199
I don't know. Scrill X can
do anything? See an actual like musician.

1922
01:53:30.640 --> 01:53:32.439
Sure he is. He puts out
albums, but I mean, does

1923
01:53:32.479 --> 01:53:39.640
he like play instruments? He creates
songs? Is there a difference? I

1924
01:53:39.680 --> 01:53:43.640
don't. I always picture the line
is he's a computer an instrument. So

1925
01:53:43.760 --> 01:53:46.479
it's like to you like, oh, you know, like that girl talk

1926
01:53:46.520 --> 01:53:48.920
guy that just does stuff on laptops. I don't consider him a musician,

1927
01:53:49.000 --> 01:53:53.600
no, but well he's he's like
creatively mixing up other people's stuff. I

1928
01:53:53.680 --> 01:53:57.600
think a creative person an artist in
some way. Yes, I don't want

1929
01:53:57.600 --> 01:54:00.159
to say musician unless you can play
an instrument. Computer is totally an instrument.

1930
01:54:00.680 --> 01:54:03.159
More. Yeah, I know,
I do not know what I'm talking

1931
01:54:03.199 --> 01:54:06.840
about. Let me make that perfect
more then, you know, just as

1932
01:54:06.960 --> 01:54:10.600
much as guitars and other stuff these
days, this is this is all a

1933
01:54:10.680 --> 01:54:14.520
lot of semantic wankery. Yeah,
the delimin ears, pierced the veil and

1934
01:54:14.640 --> 01:54:17.199
blitz kids. So yeah, like
it's one of those things where yeah,

1935
01:54:17.279 --> 01:54:21.199
you know, like so like like
demographically, I don't know who they want.

1936
01:54:21.319 --> 01:54:25.079
Well this this this list so far
seems to skew. I mean,

1937
01:54:25.079 --> 01:54:27.359
I don't don't. It's not even
just demographics for me. It's like the

1938
01:54:27.479 --> 01:54:30.600
age girls I don't know who the
fuck likes, but like the real the

1939
01:54:30.680 --> 01:54:32.920
realities of creating a fake Fallout Boy
on stage, I feel like are a

1940
01:54:32.960 --> 01:54:38.479
lot easier to grapple with than making
like a believable faux rolling Stone. But

1941
01:54:38.560 --> 01:54:41.560
that's only because you don't know or
care what Fallout Boy looks like. No,

1942
01:54:41.760 --> 01:54:44.439
I won't, but I have enough
of a sense of Fallout Boy that

1943
01:54:44.520 --> 01:54:46.000
when I saw the lead singer from
behind with his hoodie on, with the

1944
01:54:46.039 --> 01:54:49.159
hood up like, it took me
a while to realize it wasn't real Fallout

1945
01:54:49.159 --> 01:54:51.560
Boy, because it's like, I
don't like Fallout Boy, but I've seen

1946
01:54:51.640 --> 01:54:55.239
enough of their stuff to know that
guy wears hoodies. Whereas if it was

1947
01:54:55.439 --> 01:54:57.640
all right, if it was like
a Hendrick song, you had more the

1948
01:54:57.680 --> 01:55:00.520
disconnect would be more. If they
had a Hender I think that's Saving Bowie

1949
01:55:00.640 --> 01:55:04.279
or something, and they dressed somebody
up like that iconic rock star and put

1950
01:55:04.319 --> 01:55:06.079
them up there, I'm just gonna
be like, come on, but I

1951
01:55:06.159 --> 01:55:11.479
think that's specific to your experience and
your your likes and dislike. But again,

1952
01:55:11.560 --> 01:55:14.960
like someone who's a huge my Chemical
Romance fan is going to see some

1953
01:55:15.119 --> 01:55:17.279
fake my Chemical romance up there and
go fuck this maybe the same way you

1954
01:55:17.319 --> 01:55:20.720
would for maybe, but those but
like those fashions are more contemporary, so

1955
01:55:20.800 --> 01:55:25.680
they work in a more just want
to know if the scrill x fake band

1956
01:55:25.800 --> 01:55:29.800
will have someone with scrill x hair, Like did they put that prodcasting?

1957
01:55:30.039 --> 01:55:32.520
Like did they just you know,
so you're supposed to be a big rock

1958
01:55:32.560 --> 01:55:35.800
star, but you're really just in
a cover band. And it's so it's

1959
01:55:35.840 --> 01:55:41.239
it's and for each song it's a
different cover band. So they actually give

1960
01:55:41.279 --> 01:55:44.399
those bands names. Yeah, they're
all they're they're all like that's that's the

1961
01:55:44.479 --> 01:55:47.079
point. Every thing that they shot, they dressed up. They found a

1962
01:55:47.079 --> 01:55:50.119
group of people that vaguely sort of
look like the band, Like yeah,

1963
01:55:51.079 --> 01:55:54.600
in the fashions that those bands,
that's what I'm saying. It's like,

1964
01:55:54.720 --> 01:55:57.239
wow, I don't know they went
to that extent. That's why it took

1965
01:55:57.279 --> 01:56:00.279
me a good thirty seconds into that
Fallout Boy thing to realize it was real

1966
01:56:00.279 --> 01:56:02.600
Fallout Boy, because until you see
the guy's face, it's like seeing him

1967
01:56:02.640 --> 01:56:04.640
from behind in the side, it's
like, oh, that could be him,

1968
01:56:05.079 --> 01:56:09.159
Like they are they are attempting to
make those bands appear like the real

1969
01:56:09.199 --> 01:56:11.960
band, I think, but like
only superficially. Yeah, I don't think

1970
01:56:11.960 --> 01:56:13.960
they're like, you know, it's
not like we need someone who's this type.

1971
01:56:13.960 --> 01:56:15.880
I don't think they're going out at
all. It's just like, this

1972
01:56:15.079 --> 01:56:17.800
isn't fucking emo band. We want
a band that looks like they would fit.

1973
01:56:17.880 --> 01:56:23.119
There's hair styles and stuff like,
and that's I think that's the approach.

1974
01:56:23.159 --> 01:56:25.560
It's not like, let's make them
look exactly like And I haven't seen

1975
01:56:25.760 --> 01:56:27.800
most of these songs, so maybe
they go the other with it. But

1976
01:56:27.880 --> 01:56:29.640
that's what I was getting at,
where if like, you know, it's

1977
01:56:29.680 --> 01:56:31.119
like they try to do Bowie or
something, and they go out and raid

1978
01:56:31.159 --> 01:56:33.880
a bunch of thrift shops to try
to find the right fashions to make that

1979
01:56:34.000 --> 01:56:38.039
work, and then white duke outfit
or something right like at that point,

1980
01:56:38.159 --> 01:56:41.720
like, I don't know how you
approach that problem. Again, as long

1981
01:56:41.720 --> 01:56:44.399
as they're not trying to completely cause
play, like you know, like if

1982
01:56:44.399 --> 01:56:46.000
it's Stone, it's not gonna be
some stoic lead singer guy. They get

1983
01:56:46.039 --> 01:56:48.439
some guys that's kind of pranting around, like Jaggary, or maybe maybe they

1984
01:56:48.479 --> 01:56:50.479
just don't give a fuck. Maybe
they do what they can and just like

1985
01:56:50.600 --> 01:56:54.199
yeah, roll with it. Yeah. So like the band that played the

1986
01:56:54.239 --> 01:56:58.680
Black Keys song is called Broken Tide, Like they just and they you know,

1987
01:56:58.800 --> 01:57:00.640
I'm just gonna the other Like they've
got logos for the bands and we

1988
01:57:00.680 --> 01:57:04.840
get back together. Oh great,
Yeah, broken tis two dudes, Shut

1989
01:57:04.880 --> 01:57:10.479
the fuck ups, four people.
Look at these tides. Broken Tide needs

1990
01:57:10.520 --> 01:57:12.800
little people to make it happen.
Yeah. I don't know like that stuff.

1991
01:57:12.880 --> 01:57:16.439
Yeah, it's crazy. I don't
know I feel about this. Yeah.

1992
01:57:16.720 --> 01:57:19.680
So it was. It was a
super impressive first demo, and we

1993
01:57:19.920 --> 01:57:23.840
as we were walking back from the
demo, I was like pretty improudly.

1994
01:57:23.840 --> 01:57:26.960
We were both talking about it pretty
excitedly. And then it's been one of

1995
01:57:27.000 --> 01:57:29.800
those things that as time has gone
on, I've thought about it more and

1996
01:57:30.159 --> 01:57:32.560
gone back and watched the gameplay videos
which we have up on the side if

1997
01:57:32.560 --> 01:57:36.119
you haven't seen them, as well
as pictures of the guitar and stuff like

1998
01:57:36.199 --> 01:57:41.079
that. Uh, looking at the
gameplay and looking at the video footage of

1999
01:57:41.119 --> 01:57:45.199
these fucking goobers acting like they're in
a real band, like the magic is

2000
01:57:45.279 --> 01:57:47.600
kind of gone, and I look
at and go like these people all like

2001
01:57:47.680 --> 01:57:53.279
dipshits. FMB is so seldomly done
rights. But again, you're you're even

2002
01:57:53.359 --> 01:57:56.359
even like you know, you're not
gonna be focusing on it because you're gonna

2003
01:57:56.359 --> 01:57:59.720
be looking at the screen. But
if it's a thing where it's like the

2004
01:57:59.800 --> 01:58:01.319
note, if they're trying to make
this another big party thing like Guitario and

2005
01:58:01.439 --> 01:58:04.720
rock Band were, like you might
frequently be in a room while that's on

2006
01:58:04.760 --> 01:58:08.520
the TV and not playing and looking
hey, look at these idiots. I

2007
01:58:08.560 --> 01:58:11.119
don't think if you're in a party
situation, you're probably gonna be in the

2008
01:58:11.159 --> 01:58:14.800
other mode seeing music videos anyway,
Like this is the flashy kind of like

2009
01:58:15.000 --> 01:58:16.840
look at this crazy thing we did. It's almost like the single player career

2010
01:58:16.920 --> 01:58:20.039
mode almost exactly. Yeah, which
I guess that is by definition less of

2011
01:58:20.039 --> 01:58:24.960
a party thing. Yeah yeah.
But also if you're in a party situation,

2012
01:58:25.000 --> 01:58:27.560
you're gonna be playing the new rock
band, So like, yes,

2013
01:58:27.720 --> 01:58:30.720
I kind of I kind of want
to like state clearly, the only reason

2014
01:58:30.840 --> 01:58:33.319
I'm excited about this guitar ero stuff
at all is because New Rock Band still

2015
01:58:33.359 --> 01:58:38.560
exists, like that full band experience
with Character Creator. Yes, yes,

2016
01:58:38.680 --> 01:58:41.920
thousands of songs of DLC and like
all that stuff is still there for people

2017
01:58:41.960 --> 01:58:43.760
who want it. Yeah, so
that's kind of the thing, is like

2018
01:58:43.840 --> 01:58:45.000
they're you know, it sounds like
they're not They're not going to let you

2019
01:58:45.039 --> 01:58:48.479
play bass in the new guitar hero
even it's just like these it's a guitar,

2020
01:58:48.680 --> 01:58:51.960
right, They're going back to the
guitar. Like in that context,

2021
01:58:53.039 --> 01:58:56.359
I'm glad to see Activision trying something
different because if they were just trying to

2022
01:58:56.439 --> 01:58:59.479
remake rock band again or go toe
to toe with them again, like I

2023
01:58:59.520 --> 01:59:01.039
don't want to see that fight again. Yeah, Like I'm glad they're doing

2024
01:59:01.079 --> 01:59:04.319
something different, but I'm also very
glad Harmonics is like staying the course and

2025
01:59:04.600 --> 01:59:06.840
kind of I really want to see
what Rock Band four ends up being,

2026
01:59:06.920 --> 01:59:10.359
like just visually, just the look
of it and all that stuff, like

2027
01:59:10.479 --> 01:59:13.359
how how blown out it is,
how you know, or if it's if

2028
01:59:13.399 --> 01:59:15.439
it feels very small or you know, like like that, I'm really interested

2029
01:59:15.439 --> 01:59:18.079
to see what that thing ends up
being. At this point, I am

2030
01:59:18.159 --> 01:59:20.840
expecting the more no less than a
next gen rock band, you know,

2031
01:59:21.119 --> 01:59:25.279
like yeah, kind of all the
same pillars that held up the last ones,

2032
01:59:25.439 --> 01:59:28.399
just that work on new consoles.
You know, I wouldn't be surprised

2033
01:59:28.439 --> 01:59:30.199
if it was like one fewer pillar
and it just didn't really have a career

2034
01:59:30.319 --> 01:59:33.319
mode the same way, and it
was just more about leaderboards, and you

2035
01:59:33.359 --> 01:59:38.000
know, it was just like,
Okay, here's the trappings of rock band

2036
01:59:38.039 --> 01:59:43.119
blitz blown out to be the full
band experience visual update, just gonna go

2037
01:59:43.239 --> 01:59:45.039
back to the old to get like
the original guitar Hero model of like here's

2038
01:59:45.039 --> 01:59:47.039
your forty songs, just go.
I'm just kind of like saying, like,

2039
01:59:47.119 --> 01:59:49.760
we know people just want to play
these fucking songs and you don't want

2040
01:59:49.800 --> 01:59:55.239
to go through our bullshit fucking band
thing or something, you know, other

2041
01:59:55.319 --> 01:59:57.520
than like we'll give you some customers. I don't. I don't. Yeah,

2042
01:59:57.520 --> 01:59:59.199
I don't really know. I don't
really know what they'll do with that

2043
01:59:59.239 --> 02:00:01.840
stuff. Uh, but yeah,
you know, like like rock Band was

2044
02:00:01.880 --> 02:00:05.920
the game you played if you cared
about DLC, and Activision was never dedicated

2045
02:00:05.960 --> 02:00:11.560
to it the same way. So
like, of course rock Band needs to

2046
02:00:11.560 --> 02:00:14.800
be able to import DLC and at
that point then they're stuck to the old

2047
02:00:14.880 --> 02:00:17.199
instruments and and all that sort of
stuff. And I think that makes one

2048
02:00:17.279 --> 02:00:20.000
hundred percent sense for what they're doing, and I think that's the right move

2049
02:00:20.560 --> 02:00:25.079
but I also think this is one
hundred percent the right move for Activision two.

2050
02:00:25.600 --> 02:00:30.680
Like the new guitar feels cool.
Uh, and I'm excited to do

2051
02:00:30.840 --> 02:00:34.079
something different with my left hand.
Like that stuff makes some sense. Is

2052
02:00:34.119 --> 02:00:38.479
there any other the functionality? I
think I thought it's like a wammy bar

2053
02:00:38.600 --> 02:00:40.920
in there. It's got a Yeah, it's got wammy bar and then a

2054
02:00:41.359 --> 02:00:45.399
star power button same as the old
guitars, kind of down like by the

2055
02:00:45.479 --> 02:00:48.640
palm. Does it still do the
motion star power thing? I don't know.

2056
02:00:48.680 --> 02:00:51.680
I don't know. I think so
probably. Why wouldn't it, Yeah,

2057
02:00:51.680 --> 02:00:55.680
I I don't know for sure.
Actually, but you still earn star

2058
02:00:55.800 --> 02:01:00.960
power and still deploy it wireless guitar
okay, Yeah, and they're doing an

2059
02:01:00.239 --> 02:01:03.640
they'll do an iOS version. Oh
that was the other crazy thing. Yeah,

2060
02:01:03.680 --> 02:01:08.039
like the full game will be available
on phones, and you can tether

2061
02:01:08.119 --> 02:01:11.359
your guitar to your phone, look
your phone, or hook your tablet up

2062
02:01:11.359 --> 02:01:13.520
to your TV, or just play
it on the tablet, or just play

2063
02:01:13.520 --> 02:01:16.479
it on the tablet and that.
Yeah, it'd it'd have to be Bluetooth.

2064
02:01:16.560 --> 02:01:19.359
That's the only standard that the phones
all support. They're basically they're basically

2065
02:01:19.399 --> 02:01:23.960
talking like you'll be able to buy
just the guitar and buy the game on

2066
02:01:24.119 --> 02:01:27.600
iOS or something, or theoretically you'd
be able to buy like any version of

2067
02:01:27.640 --> 02:01:31.159
the game for consoles and then also
be able to buy the mobile version and

2068
02:01:31.359 --> 02:01:34.439
use that guitar there too. That's
really cool, and it's kind of it's

2069
02:01:34.520 --> 02:01:36.760
kind of neat, like I don't
necessarily want to hook my phone up to

2070
02:01:36.760 --> 02:01:40.439
the TV and play that, but
it's kind of cool that it's there for

2071
02:01:40.520 --> 02:01:43.199
people that. Yeah, they would, They talked about that in context of

2072
02:01:43.239 --> 02:01:46.479
like the last Skylanders they did,
they actually sold a portal for phones and

2073
02:01:46.560 --> 02:01:51.239
actually made that full game on tablet. It was the same, the same

2074
02:01:51.960 --> 02:01:55.600
basic experience. It's kind of this
weird wake up call for me of like

2075
02:01:55.720 --> 02:01:58.600
cheez that you know, mobile is
actually powerful enough to just do the same

2076
02:01:58.680 --> 02:02:00.880
thing and all the doing all their
graphics are video, so you know,

2077
02:02:01.199 --> 02:02:04.439
those those things can play video just
fine. So it's just like here's the

2078
02:02:04.520 --> 02:02:06.520
same game, it just happens to
be on your phone. Yeah, Like

2079
02:02:06.520 --> 02:02:09.680
I don't know, Like I'm sure
there are some people that will use that

2080
02:02:09.720 --> 02:02:12.000
a lot, and some people that
will never ever, ever, ever ever

2081
02:02:12.319 --> 02:02:15.640
do it. But it's kind of
cool. Yeah, so yeah, I

2082
02:02:15.640 --> 02:02:18.600
don't know, it's kind of it's
kind of a mostly optimistic wait and see

2083
02:02:18.680 --> 02:02:21.039
for me on this. Yeah,
and it's being done by the studio that

2084
02:02:21.119 --> 02:02:26.640
did DJ Hero Oh Cool Freestyle Games
is doing. It's awesome. So I

2085
02:02:26.760 --> 02:02:30.720
just I want to say again they
should make a new DJ Hero. Those

2086
02:02:30.760 --> 02:02:31.520
games were great, thought I want. Yeah, you know, if they

2087
02:02:31.560 --> 02:02:35.840
want to shoot first person people looking
down at some decks or something, fine,

2088
02:02:36.239 --> 02:02:41.039
it's whatever you gotta do. They
should make a new DJ Hero.

2089
02:02:41.319 --> 02:02:47.159
Yea with srilis sure? Why not? All right, Well, let's keep

2090
02:02:47.239 --> 02:02:53.159
this activation bringing old games back train
rolling. Talking about the new Destiny deals

2091
02:02:56.039 --> 02:02:59.399
you roasted. You knew it was
coming. House of Wolves. The second

2092
02:02:59.439 --> 02:03:01.479
major at in for Destiny has been
dated. The rumors were true as May

2093
02:03:01.600 --> 02:03:05.239
nineteen. It will not have a
raid. Okay, I'd have to just

2094
02:03:05.319 --> 02:03:08.920
get that out there upfront, because
that's all anybody is talking about. Now.

2095
02:03:08.960 --> 02:03:12.840
I'm out. I don't give a
shit. You were out months ago.

2096
02:03:13.159 --> 02:03:16.359
Come on, not having a raid
makes me a little more excited.

2097
02:03:16.439 --> 02:03:19.000
Really, It's something that you don't
have to fucking like a tune for and

2098
02:03:19.079 --> 02:03:24.159
get all fucking like finish all this
stuff. As just give me the fucking

2099
02:03:24.199 --> 02:03:27.119
gameplay content, Like, right then
and there, what if what does a

2100
02:03:27.239 --> 02:03:30.239
raid? What does it have?
What if instead of a raid it had

2101
02:03:30.239 --> 02:03:34.000
a hord mode? That makes sense? Yeah, that's considering how short and

2102
02:03:34.119 --> 02:03:36.880
dumb some of the missions in that
fucking game are. Yeah, like putting

2103
02:03:36.920 --> 02:03:40.800
some kind of thing that is a
little more endless and a little more repeatable

2104
02:03:41.199 --> 02:03:45.199
without it fucking force feeding story shit
down your throat, Like what little of

2105
02:03:45.279 --> 02:03:46.319
it there? Yeah, sure,
hord mode, they should do it.

2106
02:03:46.359 --> 02:03:49.159
I'll readetitive. I'll read you the
quick cut. I mean, all right,

2107
02:03:49.439 --> 02:03:53.600
well, hang on, I'll read
their statement real fast. House of

2108
02:03:53.640 --> 02:03:56.560
Wolves will not have a raid activity. We didn't make this decision lightly.

2109
02:03:56.680 --> 02:03:59.279
Our team has been humbled by the
reception of Raids and Destiny, and we

2110
02:03:59.359 --> 02:04:02.000
are creating a raid for a release
later this year. House of Wolves will

2111
02:04:02.000 --> 02:04:06.920
have a new cooperative endgame activity focused
on variety, replayability and skill, a

2112
02:04:06.960 --> 02:04:12.279
new battle arena called the Prison of
Elders. So that's your board mode.

2113
02:04:12.279 --> 02:04:15.279
They haven't they haven't liked just enumerated
everything that's going to be in this thing

2114
02:04:15.359 --> 02:04:17.640
yet. I know there is a
new strike, there will be new story

2115
02:04:17.680 --> 02:04:20.880
missions. Who knows what else,
But I don't actually know if I'm going

2116
02:04:20.920 --> 02:04:24.720
to play this, Like I already
paid for it, but I don't know

2117
02:04:24.920 --> 02:04:28.119
that I care enough to go back. Well, if it's anything like the

2118
02:04:28.159 --> 02:04:31.119
last one, you can play through
the story missions in an hour and be

2119
02:04:31.199 --> 02:04:33.399
done with it if you want.
Yeah, but that was not a that

2120
02:04:33.560 --> 02:04:38.640
was not like a positive, awesome
experience, Like I didn't get enough out

2121
02:04:38.680 --> 02:04:40.880
of that to feel like you can't
wait to do that again, Like it's

2122
02:04:41.079 --> 02:04:44.840
like, yeah, I mean then
they also confirmed the Reef as a new

2123
02:04:44.840 --> 02:04:47.520
playable area, so finally a new
zone of some sort to go to,

2124
02:04:47.800 --> 02:04:53.640
like a full say. They said
they've got a schedule of events coming.

2125
02:04:53.720 --> 02:04:58.760
They're going to do some like weekly
streams leading up to this and uh,

2126
02:04:59.039 --> 02:05:01.840
next week the twenty se seconds,
they will have a stream a walking tour

2127
02:05:01.960 --> 02:05:04.960
of the reef, okay, so
you'll be able to see what the reef

2128
02:05:05.000 --> 02:05:10.119
actually is in terms of a playable
area. The week after that they will

2129
02:05:10.199 --> 02:05:14.800
reveal the Trials of Osiris, whatever
the fuck that is. I guess everything

2130
02:05:14.880 --> 02:05:18.479
will be Egyptian in this I always
was prison of Elders. A week after

2131
02:05:18.560 --> 02:05:21.439
that, something else. A week
after that that they haven't decided yet when

2132
02:05:21.479 --> 02:05:27.640
it comes out. I don't know
how to feel about this, Like the

2133
02:05:27.760 --> 02:05:30.680
raids are the best content in that
game, but also they're super fucked up

2134
02:05:30.720 --> 02:05:33.560
and broken all the time, Like
they still haven't fixed all the problems in

2135
02:05:33.680 --> 02:05:38.079
Crona's end as far as I'm aware, And maybe they finally have, but

2136
02:05:38.199 --> 02:05:41.119
it takes some weeks after release to
start fixing that stuff, you know.

2137
02:05:41.359 --> 02:05:45.239
Yeah. Yeah, So if they
implement this Horde mode and I'm like,

2138
02:05:45.319 --> 02:05:48.239
a more solid fashion and it's easier
to get into and more rewarding long term,

2139
02:05:48.359 --> 02:05:51.560
maybe that's a good thing. Yeah, I don't know. I mean,

2140
02:05:51.600 --> 02:05:55.239
that game definitely has good enough combat
to hold up a mode like that.

2141
02:05:56.239 --> 02:05:58.439
Yes, I thought, like I
thought it was kind of criminal that

2142
02:05:58.479 --> 02:06:00.479
game did ship with some kind of
Hord mode to begin with, Like that

2143
02:06:00.640 --> 02:06:04.359
seems like an obvious way to extend
the lifespan of that thing. Yeah.

2144
02:06:04.439 --> 02:06:09.760
Yeah, those modes can be good
when done properly. Bungee has made a

2145
02:06:09.800 --> 02:06:15.720
good one before, But who's to
say how this one's gonna turn out.

2146
02:06:15.720 --> 02:06:16.840
They haven't given any other details.
It just depends on like, you know,

2147
02:06:17.039 --> 02:06:19.319
like, what what do they do
to the level ramp? And items

2148
02:06:19.359 --> 02:06:21.039
and stuff like that. It's one
of those things where it's like, oh,

2149
02:06:21.039 --> 02:06:25.760
I played the Horde mode for you
know, the equivalent number of hours

2150
02:06:25.800 --> 02:06:27.560
it would have taken me to play
a raid, and now I have all

2151
02:06:27.560 --> 02:06:30.439
the stuff all over again, and
fucking I guess I'm done. Yeah that's

2152
02:06:30.479 --> 02:06:34.079
no good. Yeah. But then
if they just fucking shit up the game

2153
02:06:34.119 --> 02:06:38.880
with nine more reputation systems to grind
out and it's your grinding rep in the

2154
02:06:38.960 --> 02:06:45.079
fucking Horde mode, yeah that's not
good either. But all that stuff remains

2155
02:06:45.079 --> 02:06:47.279
to be seen. Destiny is still
a very fun game to play. When

2156
02:06:47.359 --> 02:06:49.159
was the last time you played it? I mean it's been months, because

2157
02:06:49.199 --> 02:06:51.359
there's nothing else for me to do, right, I did all the stuff

2158
02:06:51.399 --> 02:06:55.279
that was in there, But you
know, it's something like a Hord mode

2159
02:06:55.359 --> 02:06:59.439
is more inherently repeatable. Sure,
so if that's something you can pop into

2160
02:06:59.520 --> 02:07:02.399
on a more equal basis, that
might be cool. But they also say

2161
02:07:02.479 --> 02:07:04.760
that there is new raid coming later
this year, and then it just leads

2162
02:07:04.800 --> 02:07:08.399
you to wonder how they're going to
sell it, yep, Like is it

2163
02:07:08.439 --> 02:07:11.199
going to be part of the next
like they said on an Earrings call At

2164
02:07:11.239 --> 02:07:14.840
some point like the big expansion will
come this year at some point, you

2165
02:07:14.920 --> 02:07:18.640
know. Oh yeah, so are
they just holding raids back for that at

2166
02:07:18.680 --> 02:07:24.199
this point? Like who knows if
they I mean, if they look at

2167
02:07:24.239 --> 02:07:27.119
the numbers and if they see that
raids are the thing that are drawing people

2168
02:07:27.199 --> 02:07:29.720
back to the game, then yeah, they would absolutely attach it to something

2169
02:07:29.800 --> 02:07:31.000
you pay for. Well, I
mean you kind of assume there would be

2170
02:07:31.000 --> 02:07:34.520
new raid in every piece of add
on content they put out, because that's

2171
02:07:34.560 --> 02:07:38.680
where people are seeing the most value. You know, Well, yeah,

2172
02:07:38.720 --> 02:07:40.920
I guess. But you know,
like at the same time, like it's

2173
02:07:41.000 --> 02:07:45.199
nice to actually think that, like
maybe each expansion could be a little different

2174
02:07:45.239 --> 02:07:47.000
and add something a little different to
the game, right, rather than just

2175
02:07:47.119 --> 02:07:49.960
like have one raid per expansion,
Like if they flesh the game out in

2176
02:07:50.039 --> 02:07:54.479
different ways, Yeah, that's probably
more interesting to people that might not be

2177
02:07:54.600 --> 02:07:58.199
psyched on just here's a new raid, third raid. Yeah, that's almost

2178
02:07:58.239 --> 02:08:00.640
guaranteed to launch with a lot of
the same problem was with the last who

2179
02:08:00.680 --> 02:08:03.520
did right? Yeah? Yeah,
I mean I'm like, I'm not immediately

2180
02:08:03.600 --> 02:08:05.359
ready to write this thing off because
of this. As much as a lot

2181
02:08:05.359 --> 02:08:07.920
of people seem to be in an
uproar about it. Keep holding out for

2182
02:08:09.000 --> 02:08:11.880
hope, man. Uh, but
you know I'd still like playing Destiny and

2183
02:08:11.960 --> 02:08:15.640
would like to play more of it. That's cool if there's some valid content

2184
02:08:15.720 --> 02:08:20.359
in there. So because we'll find
out on the nineteenth. Uh, that's

2185
02:08:20.359 --> 02:08:22.760
gonna do it for news. Read
some emails and then get out of here.

2186
02:08:22.960 --> 02:08:26.760
Email. What do you say?
Okay? Email? Rick and Grover

2187
02:08:26.880 --> 02:08:31.760
Beach sent an email to BombCast giant
bomb dot com. That's where he sent

2188
02:08:31.840 --> 02:08:35.000
it. Okay, I almost forgot. That's where he sent the email,

2189
02:08:35.039 --> 02:08:41.239
and then it got on the show. It's entitled to Mysterious Jason. I've

2190
02:08:41.239 --> 02:08:43.560
been a subscriber for a few years
and so have a grasp on the stories

2191
02:08:43.600 --> 02:08:48.600
of Jeff Vinnie, Ryan Brad,
Drew Alex and how they ended up in

2192
02:08:48.640 --> 02:08:52.079
the gaming industry and ultimately a Giant
Bomb. Dan has been upfront on his

2193
02:08:52.159 --> 02:08:54.119
path to where he is today.
But the missing pieces Jason, I have

2194
02:08:54.239 --> 02:08:58.439
no idea how he got started in
the gaming industry and doing what he does

2195
02:08:58.520 --> 02:09:03.520
today. So Seinfeld voice, what's
the deal with Jason? What's the deal

2196
02:09:03.640 --> 02:09:09.319
with Jason? Any Uh that right
now? Not ready to announce that at

2197
02:09:09.359 --> 02:09:11.479
this time. I'll try and I'll
try and make it brief. Jason fancied

2198
02:09:11.560 --> 02:09:15.479
himself like he wanted to get into
the video game industry, but probably as

2199
02:09:15.479 --> 02:09:20.159
a programmer. Which school for programmer. It became a programmer programming soul crushing

2200
02:09:20.279 --> 02:09:24.720
bullshit that And uh, actually in
college I took a course in like multimedia

2201
02:09:24.920 --> 02:09:28.840
arts video stuff, and I'd fell
in love with it, did it as

2202
02:09:28.880 --> 02:09:31.920
a hobby, so all my free
time is dedicated to that. Soul got

2203
02:09:33.000 --> 02:09:39.159
crushed by programming gig and decided to
try and do the video stuff all time.

2204
02:09:39.439 --> 02:09:41.119
Was it a was it a gaming
programming gig? Or no? It

2205
02:09:41.279 --> 02:09:45.720
was not counting software. No,
it was that like some shady like in

2206
02:09:45.840 --> 02:09:48.119
a home loan like mortgage place.
It was. Yeah, it was you

2207
02:09:48.199 --> 02:09:50.600
crashed the banks. It was terrible. But I also did some like web

2208
02:09:50.680 --> 02:09:54.119
programming afterwards as well for a long
time, so that was that was kind

2209
02:09:54.119 --> 02:09:56.680
of fun. But yeah, eventually, you know, i'd been doing like

2210
02:09:56.720 --> 02:10:00.399
a podcast, you know, with
a bunch of friends, so that was

2211
02:10:00.520 --> 02:10:03.640
kind of flexing those muscles. Uh, you know, the video game side

2212
02:10:03.640 --> 02:10:07.119
of things went to E three and
ship and but yeah, like I said,

2213
02:10:07.159 --> 02:10:11.119
that was all just free time stuff. But I wanted to eventually do

2214
02:10:11.279 --> 02:10:13.960
it as a career, so I
started getting more serious with that. I

2215
02:10:15.039 --> 02:10:20.960
found a job where I was actually
doing a video streaming and then that led

2216
02:10:20.000 --> 02:10:24.119
to Game Informer after a while.
So I had my sets the site set

2217
02:10:24.159 --> 02:10:28.880
on two places, actually game Informer
because I have a lot of family over

2218
02:10:28.960 --> 02:10:31.960
in Minneapolis, and also Giant Bomb, so I hit both of those.

2219
02:10:33.000 --> 02:10:35.720
I don't know where I go after
this baselined and here you are. Yeah,

2220
02:10:35.800 --> 02:10:37.760
so you just gotta built your production
shops on the fly. Yeah,

2221
02:10:39.000 --> 02:10:41.159
like all on my own, Like
you know, I never went to school

2222
02:10:41.199 --> 02:10:46.359
for that kind of stuff. Just
lots of trial and error, lots of

2223
02:10:46.760 --> 02:10:52.359
research, lots of failed purchases.
You know. I had to do things

2224
02:10:52.399 --> 02:10:54.840
in a budget a lot of times. But but yeah, like I said,

2225
02:10:54.880 --> 02:10:58.800
that was all my free times.
Yeah, yeah, lots of does

2226
02:11:00.079 --> 02:11:01.479
so cool. Well, there you
have it. There we are now the

2227
02:11:01.560 --> 02:11:07.000
history is known. Uh and we
can move on to the next email,

2228
02:11:07.399 --> 02:11:11.920
which comes from Daniel uh in London. Right. So, then about the

2229
02:11:11.960 --> 02:11:16.960
PlayStation plus cloud save limit that we
were belly aching about last week. Mortal

2230
02:11:16.039 --> 02:11:20.399
Kombat has a specific issue with that
that really fucking sucks. What's that?

2231
02:11:20.119 --> 02:11:24.319
Uh? It creates a different save
file, a different ten meg save file

2232
02:11:24.479 --> 02:11:28.199
for every match recording. You have
what it tries to save your matches and

2233
02:11:28.479 --> 02:11:31.520
then put some stuff like that.
So if you are on a PlayStation that

2234
02:11:31.640 --> 02:11:33.640
has auto upload set, now,
every time I turn on my PS four

2235
02:11:33.640 --> 02:11:41.760
at home, I get like nine
different error messages, one after one just

2236
02:11:41.840 --> 02:11:45.000
pops out. And that's only if
you have automatic uploads. Turns yeah,

2237
02:11:45.000 --> 02:11:48.319
which I have everything on my on
my main primary PS four set to auto

2238
02:11:48.439 --> 02:11:50.399
upload. But there's no But there's
no way too, there's no way to

2239
02:11:50.439 --> 02:11:54.239
go into a game and selectively say
just auto upload this save. I think

2240
02:11:54.279 --> 02:11:58.079
instead I would have to go in
and selectively say yes to every other game.

2241
02:12:00.239 --> 02:12:01.520
But what I mean is you can't. You can't have the game upload

2242
02:12:01.600 --> 02:12:05.199
just your cling progress, and no
it treats them all is just like these

2243
02:12:05.199 --> 02:12:07.960
are saves that are sitting here.
You either have to manually up upload just

2244
02:12:09.079 --> 02:12:11.760
your progress or just nothing. Rights
you can fill up like one hundred and

2245
02:12:11.760 --> 02:12:16.640
forty three megs real quick with just
ten maths or whatever. That's the worst

2246
02:12:16.960 --> 02:12:20.399
example I've heard of that so far. Hich makes it that makes the one

2247
02:12:20.439 --> 02:12:24.119
gigabyte limit on cloud saves sound even
worse, but I don't know, Daniel

2248
02:12:24.159 --> 02:12:28.079
writes in with a breakdown that kind
of sheds some different light on it.

2249
02:12:28.920 --> 02:12:33.319
Your discussion last week about Sony only
offering a mere gig of storage for Cloud

2250
02:12:33.439 --> 02:12:35.439
got me thinking. According to your
pals at game Spot back in October,

2251
02:12:35.760 --> 02:12:41.319
Sony stated they had around seven point
nine million subscribers to play PlayStation plus.

2252
02:12:41.279 --> 02:12:46.399
We can probably assume that's above eight
million by now. This means they need

2253
02:12:46.479 --> 02:12:50.560
to provision eight million gigabytes of space
or eight thousand terabytes to give everybody their

2254
02:12:50.560 --> 02:12:54.000
gig. Upgrading everyone to say a
ten gig limit would mean having to provision

2255
02:12:54.079 --> 02:12:58.840
eighty thousand terabytes or eighty petabytes of
space. That's a non trivial problem.

2256
02:13:00.560 --> 02:13:03.880
If they use something like Amazon Web
Services with something like S three, providing

2257
02:13:03.920 --> 02:13:07.000
eighty pet bytes of space would cost
northwards of two point three million dollars a

2258
02:13:07.079 --> 02:13:09.720
month. That's not taking into account
the cost of bandwidth of uploads and downloads

2259
02:13:09.760 --> 02:13:15.760
to and front consoles to AWS.
Obviously, businesses like Sony could probably negotiate

2260
02:13:15.880 --> 02:13:18.720
that cost down but still very expensive. Maybe they could partner up with Microsoft

2261
02:13:18.800 --> 02:13:22.039
and use Azer. I'm sure Microsoft
would knock down the price for a laugh.

2262
02:13:24.760 --> 02:13:26.800
Yeah, maybe it's just the case
that Microsoft can get away with it

2263
02:13:26.800 --> 02:13:30.079
because they have their own cloud infrastructure
and they just just leverage that because they

2264
02:13:30.119 --> 02:13:33.880
don't put a limit on it.
So it wouldn't be about allocating a gig

2265
02:13:33.079 --> 02:13:37.359
to every single user. It would
be about allocating as much as a gig

2266
02:13:37.439 --> 02:13:39.800
to every user, right, and
just being flexible, right, because you

2267
02:13:39.920 --> 02:13:43.039
imagine there are a lot of people
that don't use that feature much at all.

2268
02:13:43.199 --> 02:13:46.560
Yeah, right, so like maybe
you scale it more to the more

2269
02:13:46.600 --> 02:13:50.520
active users and then kind of make
up the differences with people that don't use

2270
02:13:50.560 --> 02:13:52.800
it as much. Like there's got
to be a more intelligent way to approach

2271
02:13:52.840 --> 02:13:54.680
it, you think you'd think,
But stuff like this MK thing and like

2272
02:13:54.760 --> 02:13:58.079
GTA on PS four can you know
they saves on there can really balloon.

2273
02:13:58.279 --> 02:14:03.840
Yeah, it's not a great experience, even though the money and of it

2274
02:14:03.920 --> 02:14:07.720
obviously is pretty complicated. Uh,
all right, Andy from seem Valley.

2275
02:14:09.239 --> 02:14:11.920
All right, seem semi semi Valley, see me, I'm not sure,

2276
02:14:13.840 --> 02:14:16.880
Jeff, you know, yeah,
yes, I am I okay. He

2277
02:14:18.000 --> 02:14:22.399
writes it in with would you rather
would you rather have were you or scorpion

2278
02:14:22.520 --> 02:14:26.680
be removed? From their respective series
from this point on. For you God,

2279
02:14:28.319 --> 02:14:31.600
I gotta go with Scorpion. Sorry
we saw you that went last time.

2280
02:14:31.800 --> 02:14:35.279
I know, but we use move
set is pretty much exactly the same

2281
02:14:35.479 --> 02:14:39.439
as Scorpion doesn't have. But the
original were You is street Fighter. Yeah,

2282
02:14:39.479 --> 02:14:41.600
I know. But you can play
as a guy that plays like were

2283
02:14:41.600 --> 02:14:45.039
You Without were You, you can't
play as a guy that plays like Scorpion.

2284
02:14:45.239 --> 02:14:48.239
You can play a robot Scorpion.
That's not that's not part of the

2285
02:14:48.319 --> 02:14:52.319
questions. That's not part of the
question. I think if they got rid

2286
02:14:52.359 --> 02:14:56.279
of Scorpion and replaced him with someone
who had the exact same move set,

2287
02:14:56.319 --> 02:14:58.920
that'd be fine. Like the character
stuff like that could be an interesting twist

2288
02:15:00.199 --> 02:15:03.880
like they've they've definitely like done more
with the lower I think with MK to

2289
02:15:03.960 --> 02:15:07.640
where that there's a way that they
could make that work and not make people

2290
02:15:07.680 --> 02:15:11.760
crazy throw shit against the wall.
Yeah, totally, totally, yeah,

2291
02:15:11.840 --> 02:15:13.199
exactly, Just fucking roll some dice
and go, I don't know, this

2292
02:15:13.279 --> 02:15:16.680
guy dies, this guy turns into
a robot. This guy's brother now he's

2293
02:15:16.760 --> 02:15:22.119
Revenant but U and then let's give
Jackson farmer outfit. Yeah, the Dice

2294
02:15:22.159 --> 02:15:24.880
Club farmer yep, I don't know. I don't know. I just I

2295
02:15:26.560 --> 02:15:30.239
feel like Scorpion has embodied Mortal Kombat
less and less over time, Like,

2296
02:15:30.520 --> 02:15:33.840
as you know, the other characters
have moved to the forefront and stuff like

2297
02:15:33.920 --> 02:15:37.279
that, the player one default icon
is still Scorpion. Yeah, but still

2298
02:15:37.479 --> 02:15:41.159
the because it's always been that way, Like everyone still picks Scorpion the same

2299
02:15:41.199 --> 02:15:45.920
way. I just can't. You
know, mister f is the Reu and

2300
02:15:46.039 --> 02:15:50.840
Scorpion is the Ken in a weird
way. I've always seen Lou Kang is

2301
02:15:50.880 --> 02:15:54.439
the face of MK over Scort.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like

2302
02:15:54.640 --> 02:15:58.239
there are other people but reused.
There are other characters that represent Mortal Kombat

2303
02:15:58.319 --> 02:16:00.720
more to me than Scorpion at this
point. But yeah, like the thing

2304
02:16:00.760 --> 02:16:01.640
you want to see, like,
hey, we're doing a new street Fighter

2305
02:16:01.760 --> 02:16:03.680
is like show me where you're throwing
a fireball? How's it look? How

2306
02:16:03.680 --> 02:16:07.159
many friends? Right, let's look
at this ship, Like, you can't

2307
02:16:07.199 --> 02:16:11.960
have a street Fighter without that,
I think, saying he probably could,

2308
02:16:11.119 --> 02:16:16.119
but yeah I probably could. Dramatic
fashion like that was more for you.

2309
02:16:16.560 --> 02:16:20.199
Yeah, I mean we've already got
a demon for you, right, Yeah,

2310
02:16:20.319 --> 02:16:22.159
we haven't Evil. Yes, you
know, he's always hanging around in

2311
02:16:22.159 --> 02:16:26.279
the background. Psycho Ken. Sure
wait did that happen? Those red fucking

2312
02:16:26.359 --> 02:16:30.479
eyes? Yeah? When did?
It was a Marvel Oh yeah, And

2313
02:16:30.600 --> 02:16:35.879
by psycho you mean like in Bison
Psycho Power or just like they just needed

2314
02:16:35.920 --> 02:16:39.120
the name. Okay, they needed
to come up with a cool name for

2315
02:16:39.239 --> 02:16:41.239
Evil Ken that was not just Evil
Ken. All right, that's a little

2316
02:16:41.280 --> 02:16:46.760
different. I guess the Dark had
oh sure infused with anyway that makes more

2317
02:16:46.799 --> 02:16:50.159
sense than some of this mortal combat
stuff. Yeah, yeah, like yeah,

2318
02:16:50.280 --> 02:16:54.079
kind of yeah, yeah it does. We sure have spend a disproportionate

2319
02:16:54.079 --> 02:17:00.079
amount of time talking about fighting game
stories. Started a fighting game tournament and

2320
02:17:00.280 --> 02:17:03.440
his daughter is on a boat at
the same time in some war Torner facility,

2321
02:17:03.559 --> 02:17:09.399
Bayman's just getting shot to ship and
then Zach has a helica. Wait,

2322
02:17:11.079 --> 02:17:13.600
okay, now I know what you're
talking about. Team is just wrestling,

2323
02:17:13.799 --> 02:17:16.319
Okay, cool. When you hit
Zach, I was like, is

2324
02:17:16.360 --> 02:17:18.000
it? Then you said Tina,
and I'm like all right, now I

2325
02:17:18.079 --> 02:17:22.479
know. And then everyone got thrown
into a volcano. Yeah, that's a

2326
02:17:22.520 --> 02:17:24.600
real fighting game stuff. That's that's
that's what I want. Tech and eight

2327
02:17:24.680 --> 02:17:28.559
to be a just every fucking stage
is the different shot of the inside of

2328
02:17:28.559 --> 02:17:31.840
a volcano, and everyone is just
fighting to see who gets to leave the

2329
02:17:31.959 --> 02:17:35.600
volcano, playing tech and ball and
yeah, just hey hote dropping every single

2330
02:17:35.639 --> 02:17:41.040
one of them in there. Totally
shall use just to sleep the sleeping bag

2331
02:17:41.239 --> 02:17:46.479
like she was out camping volcano.
Fuck you, this bear got trapped and

2332
02:17:46.639 --> 02:17:50.440
whoops, fell into the volcano.
Here's Paul, He's gonna jump his motorcycle

2333
02:17:50.479 --> 02:17:56.719
over the volcano. Didn't go so
well. I'd play that or I would

2334
02:17:56.760 --> 02:18:03.639
watch that. I don't know.
Damn all right. Uh. Next email

2335
02:18:03.680 --> 02:18:09.159
comes in from Ryan in Dublin,
who's got a little fyi for us for

2336
02:18:09.719 --> 02:18:15.159
finally some fucking real information. Yeah, about his about his indigenous language.

2337
02:18:16.079 --> 02:18:18.600
Hey guys, just writing in to
give you a quick tip on Irish names

2338
02:18:18.680 --> 02:18:26.280
after hearing Jeff butcher domnal Gleason's name
is Ryan because it seems like Brad would

2339
02:18:26.319 --> 02:18:30.559
be interested in knowing since he's into
linguistics and stuff in Irish. To the

2340
02:18:30.600 --> 02:18:35.319
other h indicates the should be pronounced
softly. In the case of Donal,

2341
02:18:35.719 --> 02:18:39.200
this means a faint V sound,
But for the most part it's totally fine.

2342
02:18:39.239 --> 02:18:43.120
To just admit the letter instead,
as long as you're not in a

2343
02:18:43.200 --> 02:18:48.440
guail talked so donal is pronounced dough. Now. The one exception to this

2344
02:18:48.639 --> 02:18:52.280
rule of thumb is where there's a
bunch of bells surrounding the letter, like

2345
02:18:52.399 --> 02:18:56.760
in the name's nieve or Quiva.
In these cases, mh is replaced with

2346
02:18:56.879 --> 02:19:00.719
a hard V instead of the soft
one you'd use in Irish. None of

2347
02:19:00.760 --> 02:19:03.239
this matters, though, because sometimes
the names just exist to fuck you over.

2348
02:19:03.520 --> 02:19:09.680
For example, the D and pork
is silent and Myra is pronounced Moira

2349
02:19:09.280 --> 02:19:15.520
anyway by Ryan Dublin, Ireland.
Do we have a translation for that?

2350
02:19:15.520 --> 02:19:20.239
I couldn't really clicks up at some
point. Sorry, I've been working on

2351
02:19:20.319 --> 02:19:22.360
my Irish, but I guess they've
got some more work to do. I

2352
02:19:22.479 --> 02:19:26.520
should show you this email later because
none of the names in that are spelled

2353
02:19:26.559 --> 02:19:30.239
anywhere fucking close to the way that
they're pronounced like. I had got halfway

2354
02:19:30.239 --> 02:19:31.719
through this email and I was like, I can't D is silent. I

2355
02:19:31.799 --> 02:19:35.360
can't do this. I need somebody
else to come in. I need a

2356
02:19:35.440 --> 02:19:37.479
ringer. Yeah, we should bring
that guy in sometimes. Now you know

2357
02:19:37.920 --> 02:19:41.079
who, I don't know who you
saw who you're talking about this bran or

2358
02:19:41.239 --> 02:19:43.360
something? Oh yeah, right him. Sure. I feel like people that

2359
02:19:43.399 --> 02:19:46.799
listen to the premium feed have no
fucking idea what we're even talking about.

2360
02:19:48.399 --> 02:19:52.559
Maybe maybe not, I don't know. It was some ad shit. Yeah

2361
02:19:52.600 --> 02:19:54.520
I know. I'll come on,
You're gonna hear the name Donald Gleason more

2362
02:19:54.559 --> 02:19:58.120
often in the future, I hope
not. He's in the new Star Wars.

2363
02:20:00.440 --> 02:20:03.840
Okay, fine, okay, fine, I didn't know that they're making

2364
02:20:03.879 --> 02:20:09.639
a new Star Wars. No,
okay, it's bonding. Hey, guys

2365
02:20:09.680 --> 02:20:13.559
love this at the time. Three's
a per fighting system with RPG mechanics ye

2366
02:20:15.000 --> 02:20:18.520
like experience points for leveling up and
skills that you could equip depending on your

2367
02:20:18.520 --> 02:20:22.440
play style. It seems like every
genre these days has some form of character

2368
02:20:22.479 --> 02:20:26.000
progression in them except fighters. This
mode seems perfect for franchises with a deep

2369
02:20:26.000 --> 02:20:30.840
well of fighting systems and characters,
like World Combat techn or even a virtual

2370
02:20:30.920 --> 02:20:35.959
fighter Rest in Peace. What gives? I don't, uh, four systems

2371
02:20:35.000 --> 02:20:39.280
like that. I don't care for
them. But really, I think it's

2372
02:20:39.280 --> 02:20:43.079
hard if you because because if you're
building a character that's always changing, then

2373
02:20:43.200 --> 02:20:48.159
like playing competitively, it sucks.
It up because you know, you might

2374
02:20:48.200 --> 02:20:50.360
have a character with a bunch of
different shit on it than the one that

2375
02:20:50.440 --> 02:20:54.799
you actually play in versus mode.
So like, I think that that's a

2376
02:20:54.879 --> 02:20:58.360
good reason not to do in a
fighting game, right, what what were

2377
02:20:58.399 --> 02:21:00.520
you? Like, who were you
playing in that mode? I never played

2378
02:21:00.520 --> 02:21:03.840
that thing. I think was character, I think any characters Okay, yeah,

2379
02:21:03.879 --> 02:21:05.959
it wasn't like you were. It
wasn't like any three had the like

2380
02:21:07.200 --> 02:21:13.799
characters that you could build and add
moves to and vision Jinko in Deception or

2381
02:21:13.040 --> 02:21:16.760
whichever one of those Mortal comps.
Visually, were you just picking a character?

2382
02:21:16.920 --> 02:21:18.879
Yeah, it was just like Ken, but now I don't know his

2383
02:21:18.959 --> 02:21:22.079
foot does more damage, which like, yeah, like I think if you're

2384
02:21:22.120 --> 02:21:26.760
thinking about fighting games in a competitive
way, it probably sucks. But and

2385
02:21:26.920 --> 02:21:30.319
I was, yeah, yeah,
I just I don't get into a lot

2386
02:21:30.319 --> 02:21:33.440
of single player stuff and in fighting
games, I thought it was funzies.

2387
02:21:33.479 --> 02:21:35.399
That stuff's okay. I thought it
was an interesting question to look at because

2388
02:21:35.719 --> 02:21:39.440
ka ext just came out, and
you know, they've got their very specific

2389
02:21:39.520 --> 02:21:41.639
take on you know, what a
what a fighting game campaign should be.

2390
02:21:43.000 --> 02:21:46.319
But yeah, that was certainly one
of the you know, the first incarnations

2391
02:21:46.600 --> 02:21:48.440
or something like that, like an
RPG level up pinnet system one of the

2392
02:21:48.520 --> 02:21:52.719
first, not the first. Yeah, sure there's something before that. Yeah,

2393
02:21:52.760 --> 02:21:54.120
you're you're probably right though. I
mean that's obviously where fighting games get

2394
02:21:54.120 --> 02:22:00.239
their legs is from the competitive aspect. Yeah. Uh. Daniel little Anna

2395
02:22:01.319 --> 02:22:03.920
right in with a question about the
three sixty. Uh. In the Xbox

2396
02:22:03.959 --> 02:22:09.239
three sixty dashboard preview program, an
update was recently rolled out that adds support

2397
02:22:09.319 --> 02:22:13.280
for external USB drives up to two
terabytes. Yeah, that's sure would have

2398
02:22:13.319 --> 02:22:18.520
been nice to have no ship the
whole time instead of that dumb ass,

2399
02:22:18.680 --> 02:22:22.040
arbitrary thirty two gig limit on external
stuff. Yes, thank you for finally

2400
02:22:22.159 --> 02:22:26.799
enabling that. It's a little too
late, and it kind of busits me

2401
02:22:26.840 --> 02:22:31.959
off that like they had the capability
previous to this. Yeah fuck yeah uh,

2402
02:22:31.040 --> 02:22:33.440
he continues, I know it's last
gin, but what are the chances

2403
02:22:33.520 --> 02:22:39.079
Microsoft releases another revision of the Xbox
three sixty, this time with no optical

2404
02:22:39.200 --> 02:22:41.360
drive, with a form factor in
line with a Fire TV or Apple TV.

2405
02:22:43.719 --> 02:22:46.239
It seems like kind of an interesting
idea, like if they start selling

2406
02:22:46.319 --> 02:22:50.959
everything in that system's catalog digitally and
just I don't think they could get away

2407
02:22:50.959 --> 02:22:54.399
without having an optical drive, because
I think there's still plenty of games that

2408
02:22:54.399 --> 02:22:58.600
wouldn't be available digitally want to install
onto a hard drive, and you know,

2409
02:23:01.079 --> 02:23:03.760
yeah, I don't know they could, but you know, at some

2410
02:23:03.879 --> 02:23:07.600
point, I guess there are so
many discs still floating around out there in

2411
02:23:07.639 --> 02:23:09.799
the wild, yea to not be
able to use them at all would be

2412
02:23:09.879 --> 02:23:13.479
shitty. Yeah, I guess you
can go get Xbox three sixty games for

2413
02:23:13.559 --> 02:23:16.760
like three bucks. Yeah, unless
unless they were pricing the digital stuff aggressively

2414
02:23:16.879 --> 02:23:20.680
enough that it actually made sense,
you never would. It's like about that

2415
02:23:20.760 --> 02:23:22.959
most of these games or ten bucks. Yeah, I don't think so.

2416
02:23:22.319 --> 02:23:26.000
Now. I kind of like that
idea though. I kind of like the

2417
02:23:26.079 --> 02:23:31.280
idea of legacy support for old systems
and like super tiny form factors. It's

2418
02:23:31.280 --> 02:23:33.959
a neat idea, especially if you've
got like a lot of arcade stuff,

2419
02:23:35.000 --> 02:23:39.079
like I've probably got three or four
hundred XBLA games and I don't want to

2420
02:23:39.200 --> 02:23:41.000
bring out my big thing and connect
TV every single time. If I had

2421
02:23:41.000 --> 02:23:45.520
a little like fire TV thing there
was yeah, yeah, if you had

2422
02:23:45.559 --> 02:23:46.440
a system the size of a hockey
puck, it would make it a lot

2423
02:23:46.479 --> 02:23:50.680
easier to think about that thing around
randomly. Want to play Castle Crashers or

2424
02:23:50.719 --> 02:23:52.600
something and be nice to do that? Right? That does sort of solve

2425
02:23:52.639 --> 02:23:58.440
problems games the Best four? What's
that connected up via HDMI and USB two

2426
02:24:00.000 --> 02:24:03.000
and Xbox one and then you were
able to just launch games out of the

2427
02:24:03.159 --> 02:24:09.200
Xbox one shell off that thing?
Yeah? Yeo, man, what if

2428
02:24:09.239 --> 02:24:11.840
you could live in space? Also? Yeah? All right, sure,

2429
02:24:11.479 --> 02:24:18.079
what I don't know, maybe not
living space kind of sounds like pain in

2430
02:24:18.079 --> 02:24:20.479
the ass. Let's do it,
I do it. I don't know.

2431
02:24:20.760 --> 02:24:24.000
Let's die on a different planet.
Maybe would you sign up for that Mars

2432
02:24:24.120 --> 02:24:28.360
thing? Not that Mars thing?
No, not that one. But oh

2433
02:24:28.840 --> 02:24:33.040
there's some talk about like getting volunteers
to do the first man mission to Mars

2434
02:24:33.079 --> 02:24:35.840
because it's like, well, you're
super gonna die there, Like, would

2435
02:24:35.879 --> 02:24:41.959
you do it? Please? I
didn't have fun, I got you.

2436
02:24:41.520 --> 02:24:43.879
I didn't have fun stuff going on? Yeah, I do it, man,

2437
02:24:46.000 --> 02:24:48.360
I don't know. There's a lot
of practical realities of being in space

2438
02:24:48.399 --> 02:24:50.239
that are a huge fucking bummer that
people don't think about, just mainly like

2439
02:24:50.319 --> 02:24:52.959
crapping and stuff. Right, No, I mean, like you're like bone

2440
02:24:54.079 --> 02:24:56.680
like a loss of bone density.
That's if you're planning on coming back.

2441
02:24:56.680 --> 02:24:58.799
If you're gonna die in Mars,
it doesn't matter, or you know,

2442
02:24:58.920 --> 02:25:01.799
like there's no shielding agains the cosmic
radiation that will give you horrible mega cancer

2443
02:25:01.959 --> 02:25:05.159
after however, long, fuck it
man, stuff like that. Man,

2444
02:25:05.239 --> 02:25:09.559
Mars. Everyone's gonna die anyway,
Yeah, someday, sure, why not

2445
02:25:09.680 --> 02:25:11.959
do it on Mars? That's fair, all right, it's not for me.

2446
02:25:13.079 --> 02:25:15.159
I'll see you there at this time. Okay, not this mission,

2447
02:25:15.159 --> 02:25:22.559
all right. Woody from Sydney asks
about games that we finished out of spite.

2448
02:25:22.959 --> 02:25:26.600
After Jeff talked about his frequent frustrating
experiences with Final Fantasy ten two,

2449
02:25:26.639 --> 02:25:31.000
it brought back memories of the time
I, too, walked into a gaping

2450
02:25:31.040 --> 02:25:33.000
hell hole. The whole hole of
my choice was, of course, twenty

2451
02:25:33.040 --> 02:25:37.799
eleven's Duke knukeham Forever. About thirty
or so minutes in, I realized the

2452
02:25:37.840 --> 02:25:41.639
patient's testing nature of this fifteen year
old muldy excuse for a game. However,

2453
02:25:41.760 --> 02:25:43.680
in the anger at both myself for
thinking it could possibly turn out well

2454
02:25:43.719 --> 02:25:46.879
and at the game itself, I
set myself with a goal of finishing Duke

2455
02:25:46.959 --> 02:25:50.600
Knukeham in a single session, which
took an irreversible mental toll. Ok at

2456
02:25:50.639 --> 02:25:56.360
god Man, I believe my method
of thinking is fuck this game. I'm

2457
02:25:56.399 --> 02:25:58.959
not going to let this sexist on
original piece of trash get the better of

2458
02:25:58.040 --> 02:26:01.920
me. I was high school at
the time, which explains my free time

2459
02:26:01.000 --> 02:26:05.760
and my very flawed reasoning. So
my question is, have there been any

2460
02:26:05.799 --> 02:26:09.639
games which you hated so much that
you finished it out of spite? I

2461
02:26:09.719 --> 02:26:13.000
still think the only way which Duke
Nico Forever could have been good is if

2462
02:26:13.040 --> 02:26:16.879
it took on a cart life art
style and dealt with Duke's fading cultural relevance,

2463
02:26:16.920 --> 02:26:20.799
his non existent relationship with his strange
children, and his tragic and unnoticed

2464
02:26:20.920 --> 02:26:26.520
death. Yeah. For me,
my game in this category is quite literally

2465
02:26:26.559 --> 02:26:30.159
doing Forever. Yeah. I fucking
hated that thing so much that I wouldn't

2466
02:26:30.239 --> 02:26:33.239
let myself stop until I have,
Like I got like eight hundred and fifty

2467
02:26:33.239 --> 02:26:37.040
of the thousand points on three sixty
out of that game, like some kind

2468
02:26:37.079 --> 02:26:41.719
of massochistic like unstoppable urge. I'm
sorry to get through that ship. It's

2469
02:26:41.760 --> 02:26:43.639
like full auto for me, getting
all the achievement like some of it mine

2470
02:26:43.639 --> 02:26:46.879
where a lot of them were tied
to achievement points. Yeah, it's like,

2471
02:26:46.000 --> 02:26:48.760
no, I'm gonna get all the
achievement points in this game, and

2472
02:26:48.799 --> 02:26:50.120
it sucks, and I'll be the
only one that has him because it sucks,

2473
02:26:50.159 --> 02:26:54.159
because who would do this except for
me? Fuck me, open season.

2474
02:26:54.280 --> 02:27:01.319
My time is worthless. The season
was like quick though, why would

2475
02:27:01.319 --> 02:27:03.200
you play those though? Like what's
the interest in those games? Anyway?

2476
02:27:03.239 --> 02:27:05.200
For me, it was it was
an achievement thing. I don't really care

2477
02:27:05.239 --> 02:27:09.120
anymore, but I remember, especially
when I started a game Informer and they

2478
02:27:09.120 --> 02:27:11.840
have this giant vault with like every
three sixty game. It's like, oh

2479
02:27:11.840 --> 02:27:15.159
shit, I'm gonna look up like
all I'm like all the college hoops two

2480
02:27:15.200 --> 02:27:16.879
thousand and six. I'm gonna get
like I have access to everything, so

2481
02:27:16.959 --> 02:27:20.719
I might as well like boost my
achievement score. But then after like six

2482
02:27:20.799 --> 02:27:24.040
months of just trying to do that
shit, I was like, this is

2483
02:27:24.159 --> 02:27:28.399
not worth it at all. I'm
I'm super afraid to say mine, but

2484
02:27:28.600 --> 02:27:31.440
uncharted, like, hi, which
one the first one? First one one?

2485
02:27:31.840 --> 02:27:35.120
I could maybe see that, like
I don't think it's a bad game,

2486
02:27:35.120 --> 02:27:37.559
but it's nowhere nearest Like it really
started a drag on after one,

2487
02:27:37.639 --> 02:27:41.239
like the game Playing Mechanics. Yeah, I just not. I think it's

2488
02:27:41.280 --> 02:27:46.680
a super overrated series. But yeah, I just stuck through because all of

2489
02:27:46.760 --> 02:27:48.079
my friends were like, oh my
god, this fucking game is so great,

2490
02:27:48.120 --> 02:27:50.520
and I'm like, there's not no
what done a great game player here?

2491
02:27:50.760 --> 02:27:54.280
I'm kind of with me on that
bag. I can see that.

2492
02:27:54.680 --> 02:27:56.479
I think State of Emergency was one
because I bought it in high school thinking

2493
02:27:56.479 --> 02:28:00.479
it was gonna be like the next
GTA three. And then I bought it,

2494
02:28:00.639 --> 02:28:01.879
you know, back when fifty dollars
was like a huge thing, and

2495
02:28:01.879 --> 02:28:05.440
I tried to return it to funkle
Land or whatever, and they're like,

2496
02:28:05.520 --> 02:28:05.920
no, you opened it, And
I was like, fuck, I just

2497
02:28:07.040 --> 02:28:09.239
waste fifty bucks. Okay, fuck
it, I'm gonna beat this this repetitive

2498
02:28:09.280 --> 02:28:13.639
fucking game if I paid fifty dollars
for it. But there were so many

2499
02:28:13.680 --> 02:28:16.040
guys on screen. There were a
lot of guys on cool. I did

2500
02:28:16.159 --> 02:28:18.920
like the one thing where he's just
the mall and it just fills up with

2501
02:28:20.040 --> 02:28:22.040
like just infinite enemies and you see
how many you can kill, yeah,

2502
02:28:22.280 --> 02:28:26.639
ten minutes or whatever. Yeah,
it's not fifty dollars. The game is

2503
02:28:26.680 --> 02:28:28.000
not good. Did you finish it? And I guess from the grand scheme

2504
02:28:28.040 --> 02:28:31.680
of things, but I I liked
it. One of that fifty bucks.

2505
02:28:35.760 --> 02:28:37.799
Play that again. I've never seen
it in a really long time. I

2506
02:28:37.840 --> 02:28:41.399
can't think of a time I've ever
seen it in person. I would be

2507
02:28:41.479 --> 02:28:43.399
curious. Style again, they made
it too, didn't they? Oh?

2508
02:28:43.520 --> 02:28:48.399
Yeah, that was not published by
rock Star got just like shoved off to

2509
02:28:48.440 --> 02:28:52.879
the side. Developed it a pretty
bad game, viz that it was on

2510
02:28:52.959 --> 02:28:54.479
a rock Star developed game. Oh
I didn't know that. Yeah, we

2511
02:28:54.520 --> 02:28:58.280
should play that for UPF or something. Yeah, take a copy of that.

2512
02:28:58.559 --> 02:29:00.600
Bust that out. I would be
cured. I think I have a

2513
02:29:00.639 --> 02:29:03.719
copy. I don't know. Take
a look at. Then Matt writes in

2514
02:29:03.760 --> 02:29:07.719
about the Skate three come back.
He says, after hearing you mentioned how

2515
02:29:07.760 --> 02:29:11.680
Skate three you rendered the charts,
I thought I'd pass along some infu on

2516
02:29:11.719 --> 02:29:15.799
the strange buying habits of the gaming
public. In my four years of working

2517
02:29:15.840 --> 02:29:18.120
in retail, I have never been
asked for an old game more than Skate

2518
02:29:18.200 --> 02:29:22.879
three. Now somebody asked for it
roughly once a month, and this number

2519
02:29:22.920 --> 02:29:26.920
grows exponentially when kids are off school
for an extended period of time. Weird.

2520
02:29:26.360 --> 02:29:30.600
People also constantly ask if we have
PSP games in stock, but give

2521
02:29:30.719 --> 02:29:33.440
zero fucks about Vita for the most
part. But we have long since stop

2522
02:29:33.600 --> 02:29:39.600
carrying games for either Jesus. So
there's your brutal assessment of the state of

2523
02:29:39.639 --> 02:29:46.319
games retail. Yeah, but yeah, the skate three thing continues to be

2524
02:29:46.399 --> 02:29:50.799
kind of weird. Yeah, well
there was nothing else quite like it.

2525
02:29:50.079 --> 02:29:58.639
Yeah, it got internet popular or
something, so it did. Uh,

2526
02:29:58.040 --> 02:30:07.079
let's see. Let's yeah, best
cost, the best coast. Everyone knows

2527
02:30:07.159 --> 02:30:09.920
that, all right. Well,
with that out of the way, Brad.

2528
02:30:09.959 --> 02:30:13.879
A while back you mentioned fucking said
it noted it's a matter of republic

2529
02:30:13.959 --> 02:30:18.600
record. Now who A while back
you mentioned the SIMS online was the first

2530
02:30:18.639 --> 02:30:20.840
time that you had one of your
reviews featured on the back of a box.

2531
02:30:22.159 --> 02:30:24.399
This got me thinking it was actually
a preview. Have any of you

2532
02:30:24.520 --> 02:30:30.799
had review quotes horrifically edited for marketing
purposes anytime an unscrupulous marketer decided to cut

2533
02:30:30.840 --> 02:30:33.120
your quote down to misrepresent you.
Do they ask you when this happens.

2534
02:30:33.200 --> 02:30:37.559
It's a good question. I don't
think I've ever had a quote and edited

2535
02:30:37.719 --> 02:30:39.799
like that. I've had quotes edited
for space and stuff like that, but

2536
02:30:39.920 --> 02:30:43.159
not in a case where it was
like I clearly meant this game was dogs

2537
02:30:43.239 --> 02:30:46.760
just change your intent, but it
was just like edited, yeah, now

2538
02:30:46.879 --> 02:30:52.120
not to change intent, and about
even just to like pump up the enthusiasm

2539
02:30:52.159 --> 02:30:56.120
a little bit. We're just like
edited down to one word like immersive.

2540
02:30:56.840 --> 02:31:03.920
Yeah right, incredible explosive explosives.
Yeah, words that don't actually necessarily mean

2541
02:31:03.159 --> 02:31:07.680
good. But uh yeah, I
can't think of any off the top of

2542
02:31:07.680 --> 02:31:09.239
my head. And it's one of
the things where, like, you know,

2543
02:31:09.319 --> 02:31:13.319
the proper procedure is for people to
contact us and ask it, and

2544
02:31:13.399 --> 02:31:15.520
a lot of companies do. Yeah. Yeah, I can't think of a

2545
02:31:15.559 --> 02:31:18.440
major instance of company not asking permission. First. There was a while there,

2546
02:31:18.719 --> 02:31:22.239
like, uh, you know,
there was a while that EA was

2547
02:31:22.719 --> 02:31:28.639
was including numbers like winner of x
number of awards and kind of stretching the

2548
02:31:28.680 --> 02:31:33.520
definition of awards. Yes, yeah, yeah, and and like concluding like

2549
02:31:33.600 --> 02:31:37.680
e three awards in that which are
kind of not reward awards for the quality

2550
02:31:37.680 --> 02:31:41.840
of the final product. And you
know, there's just some fishy stuff with

2551
02:31:41.879 --> 02:31:43.520
there. I know a game spot
had to you know, there's some stuff

2552
02:31:43.520 --> 02:31:48.920
there, but but nothing that was
just like, yeah, like editing a

2553
02:31:50.040 --> 02:31:54.040
quote. There was no like I
want her sweet can a moment. Yikes.

2554
02:31:54.920 --> 02:31:58.639
I wish there was so explain to
me, Like you know sometimes when

2555
02:31:58.680 --> 02:32:01.479
you buy a game, like it's
it's day one and you'll see you know,

2556
02:32:01.600 --> 02:32:03.520
review quotes, yeah, on the
back of the box. Explain how

2557
02:32:03.520 --> 02:32:07.760
that works. So, I mean
print magazines have a leade time, you

2558
02:32:07.799 --> 02:32:13.559
know that much and that stuff.
I think there might be cases. I've

2559
02:32:13.600 --> 02:32:18.879
never done this, but I think
there might be cases where outlets are like

2560
02:32:18.159 --> 02:32:22.920
sending reviews over to publishers and saying
like, yeah, if you want to

2561
02:32:22.959 --> 02:32:24.799
quote it, and it's here's the
review. Yeah. That's been my understanding

2562
02:32:24.840 --> 02:32:28.200
as well. And I've never done
that. That seems crazy. That seems

2563
02:32:28.239 --> 02:32:33.200
crazy to me. I know that
there were cases where like, yeah,

2564
02:32:33.280 --> 02:32:35.920
you see like IGN quotes from reviews
that are showing up on game boxes and

2565
02:32:37.000 --> 02:32:39.079
the reviews not running until launch day, and you're like, wait a minute,

2566
02:32:39.120 --> 02:32:43.040
like we didn't even like and then
we're checking that against when we got

2567
02:32:43.120 --> 02:32:46.959
a review copy of a game,
and it's going like something fucking crazy is

2568
02:32:46.040 --> 02:32:50.920
happening here. Uh, And yeah, I mean it's that'd be a good

2569
02:32:52.000 --> 02:32:54.079
question for them. Yeah, it's
been Yeah, it's super interesting. Even

2570
02:32:54.159 --> 02:32:58.520
with print, I never saw that
like hey, here here's the review and

2571
02:32:58.600 --> 02:33:01.319
casey when you use it like if
you're a print I never saw that happening.

2572
02:33:01.520 --> 02:33:03.280
I've heard of, yeah, pr
like contacting some of the people that

2573
02:33:03.360 --> 02:33:07.760
they knew were reviewing games, seking
if they could get like an early preview,

2574
02:33:07.840 --> 02:33:09.520
like a preview of a review or
so. I've definitely had like companies

2575
02:33:09.760 --> 02:33:11.719
say like, hey, did I
just want to you know, what are

2576
02:33:11.760 --> 02:33:15.120
you thinking of the game. So
we are like after they send out a

2577
02:33:15.120 --> 02:33:18.479
review build, but before the review
has gone up, because they're trying to

2578
02:33:18.520 --> 02:33:22.120
manage expectations. So if you right
back and go it's fucking garbage. They

2579
02:33:22.200 --> 02:33:24.840
can tell people like internally like well, you know, it's like we'll see

2580
02:33:24.840 --> 02:33:28.319
what the score is end up being
it's whatever, or like hey, I'm

2581
02:33:28.360 --> 02:33:31.120
gonna take a vacation because all these
reviews are gonna hit and I'm gonna get

2582
02:33:31.159 --> 02:33:35.440
fired, so I gotta get me
out of here on launch day or you

2583
02:33:35.520 --> 02:33:39.520
know whatever reason. Uh yeah,
I don't, I don't know. Like

2584
02:33:39.639 --> 02:33:43.120
the yeah, the when it comes
to online outlets specifically, it always really

2585
02:33:43.280 --> 02:33:50.760
that always seemed really shady to me. But yeah, we never we never

2586
02:33:50.840 --> 02:33:54.719
did that. I certainly I would
get requests and stuff like that rare,

2587
02:33:54.840 --> 02:33:56.680
rarely, but occasionally he was like, hey, there's there anything you know

2588
02:33:56.719 --> 02:34:01.879
you can share about the review?
Like nope, yeah, try to try

2589
02:34:01.879 --> 02:34:05.959
to politely dodge that question as much
as possible to be fair. You know,

2590
02:34:05.120 --> 02:34:09.000
some of the quotes on release staid
game boxes are not from reviews,

2591
02:34:09.079 --> 02:34:13.079
but you know, yeah, yeah, that certainly happens a lot as well.

2592
02:34:13.200 --> 02:34:16.639
That's true. I've gotten stuff where
I would write like an E three

2593
02:34:16.719 --> 02:34:18.200
preview or something and say like,
yeah, this is you know, probably

2594
02:34:18.239 --> 02:34:22.600
one of the most anticipated PS three
upcoming titles whatever, and then they would

2595
02:34:22.680 --> 02:34:26.280
want it to be like most anticipated
PS three title, and I'd be like,

2596
02:34:26.440 --> 02:34:28.959
ill, no, hey, that's
not what I said at all.

2597
02:34:28.159 --> 02:34:31.920
So but I don't know if it
ever actually like ran anywhere? Right,

2598
02:34:31.120 --> 02:34:33.079
Yeah, Hey, what did you
call Rise? By the way, do

2599
02:34:33.159 --> 02:34:37.959
you remember it's like dial a combo
bullshit? Oh. I said a lot

2600
02:34:37.040 --> 02:34:39.799
of things about Rise. A lot
didn't get out about that. It was

2601
02:34:39.840 --> 02:34:43.680
at San Francisco, and I saw
you there, Jeff, where they had

2602
02:34:43.799 --> 02:34:46.520
Rise. It was that Xbox one
event yeah, yeah, and I remember

2603
02:34:46.799 --> 02:34:48.360
because normally with preview stuff, you
want to give stuff the benefit of a

2604
02:34:48.399 --> 02:34:50.879
doubt it's not done yet or whatever. But like what I played a Rise

2605
02:34:52.040 --> 02:34:54.479
was close enough to it coming out, and it was so bad. I

2606
02:34:54.600 --> 02:34:56.840
hated it so much that like it's
one of the few like scathing previews I

2607
02:34:56.879 --> 02:35:01.319
ever wrote, and ever people got
pitted off about that. Yeah, I

2608
02:35:01.399 --> 02:35:03.440
forgot what I said. Yeah,
I was like, oh, it was

2609
02:35:03.760 --> 02:35:07.959
about as fun as dialing the phone
number. Yeah. Yeah, I don't

2610
02:35:07.959 --> 02:35:11.319
know. I've dialed some fun phone
numbers before, but uh, Rise.

2611
02:35:15.159 --> 02:35:18.760
Brad likes Rise. I don't hate
Rise. I don't love Rise, but

2612
02:35:18.879 --> 02:35:20.799
nor do I hate it. Brad
is okay with the exist. Okay,

2613
02:35:20.959 --> 02:35:24.639
it's an okay game. It's all
right. Did he beat it out of

2614
02:35:24.680 --> 02:35:26.360
spite? No? I beat it
because I was reviewing it. Oh,

2615
02:35:26.440 --> 02:35:30.319
okay. I don't know that I
would have finished it if I wasn't reviewing

2616
02:35:30.360 --> 02:35:33.520
it. Yeah, but I didn't
hate it. It was okay, Like

2617
02:35:33.639 --> 02:35:35.840
the combat was decent. It was
kind of funny. I remember getting that

2618
02:35:35.920 --> 02:35:39.280
game home. There are way way
worse games out there that there are worse

2619
02:35:39.360 --> 02:35:43.280
games, Yes, totally, but
man, fuck Rod. Yeah, it's

2620
02:35:43.440 --> 02:35:48.799
like, yeah, like the sixty
bucks was kind of maybe stiff for that

2621
02:35:48.920 --> 02:35:52.479
game, you know. Yeah,
and this position is like launch games,

2622
02:35:52.520 --> 02:35:54.840
you know exactly, there are a
lot of external factors to that game that

2623
02:35:54.959 --> 02:35:56.559
that exists outside a review that you
can look at me. Yeah, like

2624
02:35:56.959 --> 02:36:01.120
as representative for a system launch,
like I guess, like yeah, and

2625
02:36:01.200 --> 02:36:05.319
that a lot of games that system
latches fucking suck initially supposed to be a

2626
02:36:05.319 --> 02:36:07.239
connected game as well. Yeah,
she's right, but I think like a

2627
02:36:07.319 --> 02:36:11.440
lot of people kind of brought into
the narrative of it being the quintessential shitty,

2628
02:36:11.520 --> 02:36:15.920
shallow launch game, uh huh,
and kind of ascribed to those qualities

2629
02:36:15.959 --> 02:36:18.120
to it, maybe to a greater
degrees than they should have a little bit.

2630
02:36:20.079 --> 02:36:20.719
Hey, yeah, I guess,
I don't know. It came out

2631
02:36:20.760 --> 02:36:24.120
at a time when, you know, it comes out at a time when

2632
02:36:24.239 --> 02:36:26.600
people are harsher on the internet than
they have been in years past. So

2633
02:36:26.840 --> 02:36:31.719
that's also like shit gets eaten alive
when when there's stuff like that. Now,

2634
02:36:31.360 --> 02:36:35.360
I would say Rise is largely cut
from the same cloth as the Order,

2635
02:36:35.559 --> 02:36:39.799
but it's not quite as man I
could see that comparison. Really for

2636
02:36:39.879 --> 02:36:43.799
me, it's that for me,
it's that the act of playing the order,

2637
02:36:43.120 --> 02:36:46.559
and you know, at some point, I guess it's a personal taste

2638
02:36:46.559 --> 02:36:48.360
thing where it's just like it's a
cover shooter, like I have liked those

2639
02:36:48.399 --> 02:36:52.559
in the past, and you like
the way Rise plays. I fucking hate

2640
02:36:52.600 --> 02:36:56.159
it. I thought, you know, there's there's counters involved, there's some

2641
02:36:56.239 --> 02:36:58.079
timing, but it's like the way
all that stuff, Like, yes there

2642
02:36:58.120 --> 02:37:01.399
are, but like just the way
it feels kind of top to bottom,

2643
02:37:01.440 --> 02:37:05.280
the way you deploy those elements.
Yeah, I got repetitive for sure.

2644
02:37:05.520 --> 02:37:09.200
Really really yeah, I'm not you
know, I'm not saying I love it

2645
02:37:09.280 --> 02:37:13.760
or anything, but yes, I
guess, like I think it's probably similar

2646
02:37:13.760 --> 02:37:18.280
to the Order in some ways,
but I I would take the Order over

2647
02:37:18.440 --> 02:37:20.879
Rise any day. Yeah. Like, that's a real shitty choice staff to

2648
02:37:20.959 --> 02:37:24.680
make. Yeah, sure, it's
a bad desert island you're about to get

2649
02:37:24.680 --> 02:37:28.840
stranded on, but fully agree with
you. I would go to the other

2650
02:37:28.879 --> 02:37:33.520
way on that choice. Uh.
This email comes in from the probably not

2651
02:37:35.040 --> 02:37:39.920
no, definitely not. Uh.
This person with held their name, but

2652
02:37:39.000 --> 02:37:46.840
they claim to have survived working at
a riff raff show hobably okay, although

2653
02:37:46.879 --> 02:37:50.879
they straight up say where they work
and in what town? So I should

2654
02:37:50.959 --> 02:37:54.159
leave that part out. I guess
Okay, they work at a theater in

2655
02:37:54.200 --> 02:37:58.840
a major city. Okay, I
won't say which ones. We had riff

2656
02:37:58.920 --> 02:38:03.639
Raff come through and headline last night. I really wanted the email and podcast

2657
02:38:03.680 --> 02:38:05.479
about this, and none of the
hip hop ones I listened to care two

2658
02:38:05.559 --> 02:38:09.680
craps about Jody high Roller. So
I guess you're next on the list.

2659
02:38:09.600 --> 02:38:13.879
Congratulations us, He's the neon icon. Riff Raff didn't come out until ten

2660
02:38:13.959 --> 02:38:20.000
thirty. Versaci emails. Riffraff didn't
come out until ten thirty last night,

2661
02:38:20.159 --> 02:38:24.040
thirty minutes after his original set time. He's like fucking way earlier than most

2662
02:38:24.159 --> 02:38:26.680
hip hop acts. Go ahead.
He arrived five minutes prior. But the

2663
02:38:26.760 --> 02:38:31.360
bigger mind boggle is that there was
there was ninety minutes of dead air on

2664
02:38:31.479 --> 02:38:35.799
the stage in between the Versace Python
and the opening act. Riff didn't seem

2665
02:38:35.799 --> 02:38:39.200
to care, but the venue owner
and promoter promoting agents were running to and

2666
02:38:39.319 --> 02:38:43.000
from the office to the backstage,
and they seemed pissed along with the crowd.

2667
02:38:43.079 --> 02:38:48.040
They seemed more bored than anything while
waiting. When riff Raff finally did

2668
02:38:48.079 --> 02:38:50.360
get on stage. He did a
forty five minutes set, half of which

2669
02:38:50.479 --> 02:38:54.200
just included his DJ spending current hip
hop records like Everybody's Favorite, Hot Boy

2670
02:38:54.280 --> 02:38:58.799
and Tuesday. Riff Raff jumped up
and down for most of it and occasionally

2671
02:38:58.840 --> 02:39:01.600
wrapped a word or two. Afterwards, he then announced that the crowd can

2672
02:39:01.719 --> 02:39:05.840
party with him backstage. We and
his team had no idea what he meant,

2673
02:39:07.079 --> 02:39:09.319
so we had to hold back the
swarm of fans lining up while trying

2674
02:39:09.360 --> 02:39:13.360
to learn what we're supposed to do. It turns out party with him means

2675
02:39:13.440 --> 02:39:16.680
to pay fifty dollars to go backstage
for ninety seconds and get a blurry picture.

2676
02:39:16.879 --> 02:39:20.639
Yep, he does the VIP meet
and greets after. Overall, riff

2677
02:39:20.719 --> 02:39:24.559
Raff didn't seem too interested to be
there, and it was hang on.

2678
02:39:26.200 --> 02:39:28.719
It was one of the most disorganized
concerts and weak performances we've ever seen.

2679
02:39:30.680 --> 02:39:33.079
It was exactly what I was expecting, but I felt sorry for all the

2680
02:39:33.120 --> 02:39:35.280
fans who thought a guy like riff
Raff would bring professionalism to a show.

2681
02:39:37.520 --> 02:39:39.440
I don't know if this is at
all similar to what Dan experienced in Minnesota,

2682
02:39:39.479 --> 02:39:46.360
but I'd like to cross reference stories. If possible some stuff about air

2683
02:39:46.399 --> 02:39:50.319
Force skater. Oh yeah. He
didn't ask for any crazy backstage amenities like

2684
02:39:50.360 --> 02:39:54.040
a pogo stick or a rainbow afro. Only four or five bottles of hard

2685
02:39:54.040 --> 02:39:58.360
alcohol andy pizza. All right,
So there's your riff raff concert report.

2686
02:40:00.920 --> 02:40:03.680
No super soaker is filled with red
Bull and vodka like I saw. No

2687
02:40:03.360 --> 02:40:07.000
sounds like it sounds like it really
sounds like a way cooler show that that

2688
02:40:07.120 --> 02:40:09.760
was the pre show. It sounds
like afterwards when he does the like meat

2689
02:40:09.799 --> 02:40:13.239
and great pay money. Yeah,
this is like him getting drunk for before

2690
02:40:13.319 --> 02:40:16.000
his set. Sounds like okay,
it sounds like this guy really caught him

2691
02:40:16.040 --> 02:40:18.760
on an off night and kicking out
every groupie that was not currently wearing Versacci.

2692
02:40:20.959 --> 02:40:22.920
Wow. Yeah, everyone like show
their tags and stuff, and if

2693
02:40:22.959 --> 02:40:26.079
it was not VERSACCEI he would say, I only fuck with girls that were

2694
02:40:26.159 --> 02:40:30.000
Versacci. Get out of here,
and they'd be like, no, this

2695
02:40:30.079 --> 02:40:31.680
is a five hundred dollars dress,
is it Versace? No, get the

2696
02:40:31.719 --> 02:40:35.600
fuck out of here, man,
And then he started, yeah, shooting

2697
02:40:35.639 --> 02:40:37.959
super soaker shots down the faces of
all the girls that were wearing Versacci.

2698
02:40:39.000 --> 02:40:43.159
What a guy. I drank coronas
because I didn't want to drink anything that

2699
02:40:43.239 --> 02:40:46.719
wasn't sealed high roller indeed. Yeah, that sounds like, yeah, okay,

2700
02:40:46.840 --> 02:40:50.959
I was. I was very responsible
that. Yeah, that's uncharacteristically savvy,

2701
02:40:50.000 --> 02:40:54.040
if you don't mind saying I was
the total like square back there.

2702
02:40:54.040 --> 02:40:56.879
It's like, oh no, it's
one of sealed beer please, Yeah,

2703
02:40:56.200 --> 02:41:00.639
yeah, yeah, it's I don't
know what a refrash show would even be,

2704
02:41:01.040 --> 02:41:01.680
you know, like, yeah,
it's one of those things where it's

2705
02:41:01.719 --> 02:41:05.319
like, you know, can he
do it live or not? And is

2706
02:41:05.399 --> 02:41:09.479
it is it about him performing his
songs or is it about you going and

2707
02:41:09.600 --> 02:41:13.639
having a good time at a weird
party that is also a rap show sort

2708
02:41:13.680 --> 02:41:18.920
of the rip rap riff raff is
at Hannibal Burst describes the experience of a

2709
02:41:18.959 --> 02:41:22.239
riff raff show to where he just
plays his own songs and then every once

2710
02:41:22.280 --> 02:41:24.159
in a while, at the end
of each line, he'll just say the

2711
02:41:24.280 --> 02:41:28.239
last word yeah yeah, oh you
mean with the prerecorded vocal track, yeah

2712
02:41:28.520 --> 02:41:30.799
wow, and we'll talk about how
he wants to do comedy that way in

2713
02:41:30.840 --> 02:41:33.280
a few years. That's like say
the punch line. I mean, that's

2714
02:41:33.280 --> 02:41:35.680
exactly what this guy is describing.
So yeah, so, and that's I

2715
02:41:35.760 --> 02:41:39.200
mean, there are a lot of
rappers that do stuff like that. There's

2716
02:41:39.239 --> 02:41:43.719
a there's a Two Live Crew concert
album. There's a live album the Two

2717
02:41:43.760 --> 02:41:46.399
Live Crew put out. You know
it kind of in the middle of them

2718
02:41:48.239 --> 02:41:50.760
being Two Life Crew right when they
were big and getting arrested and all that

2719
02:41:50.799 --> 02:41:54.520
other stuff. And yeah, it's
it's mister Mix playing the album and then

2720
02:41:54.639 --> 02:41:58.600
rapping over it. And granted they
rap more words than it sounds like riff

2721
02:41:58.639 --> 02:42:03.639
raff is, but still when they
need a breath, the album has their

2722
02:42:03.680 --> 02:42:09.520
back and a lot of people,
I think you go to a lot of

2723
02:42:09.600 --> 02:42:11.520
rap shows like That's why hype men
exist is so that you know, the

2724
02:42:11.600 --> 02:42:15.360
rappers that are jumping up and down, that are normally in a booth,

2725
02:42:16.000 --> 02:42:20.879
very climate controlled booths, doing their
rhymes, U can can move around a

2726
02:42:20.920 --> 02:42:24.040
little bit more, run out of
breath and still have someone who has a

2727
02:42:24.079 --> 02:42:28.719
towel over their head and water bottle
in their hand go yeah, you know,

2728
02:42:28.000 --> 02:42:33.639
or or say whatever rhyming word needs
to be said more emphatically so that

2729
02:42:33.719 --> 02:42:37.799
the other guy can go and keep
rapping. It's why It's why Snoop was

2730
02:42:37.799 --> 02:42:41.760
such an impressive live show. Back
at the up in Smoke tour, which

2731
02:42:41.799 --> 02:42:46.879
is a very long time ago now, but that is on DVD, not

2732
02:42:46.280 --> 02:42:48.639
not the show that I saw.
But he fucking did it all like he

2733
02:42:48.760 --> 02:42:52.040
fucking wrapped his ship and was fucking
pro about it. Did his ship,

2734
02:42:52.159 --> 02:42:56.360
did it well, did it very
well, and didn't need a hype man,

2735
02:42:56.440 --> 02:43:00.239
didn't need a million people fucking on
stage with him shouting all the words

2736
02:43:00.319 --> 02:43:01.360
and all that stuff. Like,
he just fucking did his business and it

2737
02:43:01.440 --> 02:43:05.719
was impressive. A shit expecting the
less from the d double G exactly.

2738
02:43:05.399 --> 02:43:09.000
U. Yeah, So you know, like at some point, what do

2739
02:43:09.040 --> 02:43:11.399
you want a riff refuge? Yeah, I was wondering if himself seems like

2740
02:43:11.440 --> 02:43:13.280
he's almost done with music. I
was gonna say it, like, has

2741
02:43:13.319 --> 02:43:18.200
the nature of his acts changed since
he got all bulked? He directly the

2742
02:43:18.239 --> 02:43:20.200
stuff. He directly said he doesn't
care about music anymore. Because when I

2743
02:43:20.280 --> 02:43:24.000
did that game Inform video with him, at first I was trying to talk

2744
02:43:24.000 --> 02:43:26.360
to about video games, and he
made it very clear that he's not given

2745
02:43:26.360 --> 02:43:28.719
a shit about games since the Superintendo, and so then like we're trying to

2746
02:43:28.760 --> 02:43:31.840
make small talk with him about music, and I yeah, my boss Rhyner

2747
02:43:31.879 --> 02:43:33.719
said something like, oh, yeah, you got a new album coming out.

2748
02:43:33.879 --> 02:43:37.000
He's like, I don't give a
shit about music, all right,

2749
02:43:37.239 --> 02:43:39.799
cool, yes, do you want
us to promote anything for you? It's

2750
02:43:39.840 --> 02:43:43.399
like heading, he's well on his
way to just being famous for being famous.

2751
02:43:43.719 --> 02:43:48.040
Yeah, I mean he's he came
from out of a reality. Yeah

2752
02:43:48.159 --> 02:43:50.719
I didn't know that and kind of
that was his first appearance, and then

2753
02:43:50.760 --> 02:43:54.680
he honed his craft whatever that creates. It's a it's an impressive craft,

2754
02:43:54.879 --> 02:43:58.280
like you know, like I heavily
has a new inherent social value. But

2755
02:43:58.479 --> 02:44:03.559
sure, yeah, you know he's
he's he's doing it. Yeah, whatever

2756
02:44:03.680 --> 02:44:07.079
it is, he is out there
doing it and more and louder than anyone

2757
02:44:07.159 --> 02:44:11.040
else in that particular space. Yeah. Like it almost makes the show sound

2758
02:44:11.120 --> 02:44:13.319
more like he's just like a party
promoter, kind of like he just shows

2759
02:44:13.399 --> 02:44:16.319
up in parties in your town the
same way they're like, there are a

2760
02:44:16.360 --> 02:44:18.959
lot of like, you know,
women that do that. You know,

2761
02:44:18.079 --> 02:44:22.360
like they tour around to different strip
clubs and MC parties and stuff like that,

2762
02:44:22.399 --> 02:44:24.719
and they're not necessarily stripping in the
traditional sense, but they're getting up

2763
02:44:24.760 --> 02:44:28.239
on the microphone and you know,
okay, getting the party going, and

2764
02:44:28.360 --> 02:44:33.120
so maybe like club promoter is the
is the more natural fit for lubomotors typically

2765
02:44:33.120 --> 02:44:35.159
work at one location, so it's
more like a club promoter bringing in a

2766
02:44:35.719 --> 02:44:39.319
show. There's more of a party, and then some venues are gonna better

2767
02:44:39.360 --> 02:44:43.479
equipped to handle that and not like
that ideally like that's you know you think

2768
02:44:43.520 --> 02:44:45.840
about like a riff raft part,
like it just kind of almost should be

2769
02:44:45.959 --> 02:44:50.520
a strip club. Well and that's
I mean that's a dark I wouldn't want

2770
02:44:50.520 --> 02:44:52.559
to go to that, But like
that seems like the Yeah, it seems

2771
02:44:52.600 --> 02:44:56.920
like the circles that he's operating in. But and he's moving like merchandise and

2772
02:44:56.920 --> 02:45:00.399
stuff. He sells flip flops and
he's got an iPhone game about a dog.

2773
02:45:00.680 --> 02:45:03.200
He just tweeted today that he's got
another iPhone game coming out. Like

2774
02:45:03.360 --> 02:45:05.959
this guy's like doing like kind of
like independent pro wrestler levels of promotion with

2775
02:45:07.120 --> 02:45:09.319
merch and things like yeah, yeah, he's he's constantly putting out new shirts

2776
02:45:09.399 --> 02:45:15.000
and styrophone cups and like iPhone cases
or like stickers to put on your bullshit.

2777
02:45:15.239 --> 02:45:16.399
Like yeah, he's got a lot
of dumb shit that he's selling.

2778
02:45:16.600 --> 02:45:20.200
And it seems like it is selling. Yeah, I think I think he's

2779
02:45:20.280 --> 02:45:22.920
probably Yeah, he's he's building a
weird empire, and like it's work,

2780
02:45:24.440 --> 02:45:26.360
it's working. Yeah. Yeah,
I like his thing. Like I don't

2781
02:45:26.360 --> 02:45:30.360
even listen to I don't have a
single track of his I don't I can

2782
02:45:30.479 --> 02:45:31.479
name like the ones he his music
videos for. I don't listen to his

2783
02:45:31.639 --> 02:45:35.920
music. I just think him as
a thing is kind of fascinating. Yeah,

2784
02:45:35.920 --> 02:45:39.120
And I think like some of his
music has actually been legitimately pretty good,

2785
02:45:39.680 --> 02:45:41.879
Like he can rap decently well.
You know, he's come a long

2786
02:45:41.920 --> 02:45:43.719
way in a short period of time. You go back and listen to kind

2787
02:45:43.719 --> 02:45:45.399
of his early stuff, he was
like, damn, what the fuck is

2788
02:45:45.479 --> 02:45:48.440
going on? But he found it, you know, and and found found

2789
02:45:48.479 --> 02:45:50.479
a way to kind of you like, he found he's lane and is doing

2790
02:45:50.559 --> 02:45:52.200
his thing and all that sort of
stuff. And like, I'd be curious

2791
02:45:52.239 --> 02:45:58.000
to hear another riff Raff album,
but I don't think that last one did

2792
02:45:58.040 --> 02:46:01.120
that well. So it's one of
those things where it's like there's there's a

2793
02:46:01.319 --> 02:46:05.639
there's an Internet level of fucking craziness
and people are fucking psyched about riff Raff,

2794
02:46:05.920 --> 02:46:11.239
But it's not always translating into album
sales and that sort of stuff,

2795
02:46:11.280 --> 02:46:15.760
translating into selling and selling out these
places. He's constant. Yeah, exactly,

2796
02:46:15.840 --> 02:46:18.959
he's on the road. He's fucking
making you know, he's he's I'm

2797
02:46:18.000 --> 02:46:20.600
sure he's doing just fine. Yeah, like, oh yeah, musicians make

2798
02:46:20.639 --> 02:46:24.680
their money on the road. If
people are paying tickets and leaving happy,

2799
02:46:24.360 --> 02:46:30.120
then it doesn't matter if he's fucking
rapping all the words or not. There

2800
02:46:30.159 --> 02:46:35.040
you have it, your semi annual
riff raff updates see even six months.

2801
02:46:35.159 --> 02:46:41.479
Uh Johnny G from Dayton, Ohio. The Johnny G Writes in all right,

2802
02:46:41.639 --> 02:46:46.200
so stop saying that, Okay,
Bombers. I love the show and

2803
02:46:46.239 --> 02:46:48.120
I've been listening every week for the
past three years. However, there are

2804
02:46:48.159 --> 02:46:52.360
a few phrases that I would appreciate
you stop using. They are as follows,

2805
02:46:52.840 --> 02:46:56.520
tent Pole, died in the wool, piece Meal, watershed moments,

2806
02:46:58.040 --> 02:47:03.319
dark souls. Also, I have
really enjoyed Dan Reichert's contribution to the show.

2807
02:47:03.680 --> 02:47:05.559
Well, I can't deny he is
a total piece of shit. It

2808
02:47:05.600 --> 02:47:07.399
seems like there have been some people
on the show who really don't like him.

2809
02:47:07.760 --> 02:47:09.840
Is he really that bad or is
it all in good fun? To

2810
02:47:09.920 --> 02:47:13.760
keep up the good work, Jason. I'm gonna punt this one. That's

2811
02:47:13.760 --> 02:47:18.000
a question for Jason after our soul
caliber comments. But never mind the mission

2812
02:47:18.040 --> 02:47:24.879
to Mars. Dan is a idiotic
man child, annoying as shit, and

2813
02:47:24.959 --> 02:47:28.559
I love him just as much as
I hate him. All right, so

2814
02:47:28.639 --> 02:47:35.239
he gets a fifty. She's saying, yeah, very good, Yin and

2815
02:47:35.280 --> 02:47:39.479
Yang embodied in one person. I
liked it. He's an annoying little brother

2816
02:47:39.559 --> 02:47:43.920
sometimes. Yeah, he's also begin
the Yang. And then like the bloody

2817
02:47:43.000 --> 02:47:48.559
third one that waged the Warrior had, where did that fit I've been shooting

2818
02:47:48.600 --> 02:47:50.959
for and I just cut it into
thirds? Okay, we should play some

2819
02:47:50.000 --> 02:47:54.200
way of the Warrior. Yeah,
yeah, I feel like that sentence leaves

2820
02:47:54.280 --> 02:48:01.200
someone's mouth somewhere on this website wants
every six eight months we should placed some

2821
02:48:01.239 --> 02:48:05.680
way of the Warrior. I mean
we did that one three deo stream age

2822
02:48:05.719 --> 02:48:09.200
this go yeah right, we absolutely
we must have played it on that although

2823
02:48:09.239 --> 02:48:13.959
I don't actually remember. Yeah,
must have, and you can't do a

2824
02:48:13.000 --> 02:48:16.559
three deo stream of that way.
The controls and three D are so fucked.

2825
02:48:16.799 --> 02:48:18.879
Yeah, getting those finishers to come
out and possible that whole games ass.

2826
02:48:18.959 --> 02:48:24.360
How's the three DO emulation scene pretty
pretty sufficient at this point. Yeah,

2827
02:48:24.360 --> 02:48:28.680
it's it's decent. There are not
there are not very many emulators,

2828
02:48:28.719 --> 02:48:33.280
but the one that is available is
that I'm surprisingly good. Kind of came

2829
02:48:33.280 --> 02:48:35.000
out of nowhere relatively recently. Now
we can play a way of the Warrior

2830
02:48:35.040 --> 02:48:39.479
with a good controller. Yeah,
yeah, that's kind of what I My

2831
02:48:39.559 --> 02:48:43.319
first thought was when that stuff.
I was like, alright, alright,

2832
02:48:43.719 --> 02:48:48.159
final email comes in from Captain Joel. It's maybe a little creepy. I

2833
02:48:48.200 --> 02:48:52.200
don't know. I haven't decided yet
what an email from Captain Joel is creepy,

2834
02:48:52.520 --> 02:48:56.200
but I'm gonna read it anyway because
it's just kind of weird. A

2835
02:48:56.280 --> 02:48:58.680
pillow like I. It's about Okay
Cube. It's the best opening line.

2836
02:49:00.719 --> 02:49:03.399
I just wanted to write in and
have you seen my pillow? Stay tuned.

2837
02:49:05.399 --> 02:49:07.719
I just wanted to write in and
say that not only do I agree

2838
02:49:07.760 --> 02:49:11.040
with Dan on his preference of dating
app, he's actually quite right about okay

2839
02:49:11.120 --> 02:49:16.479
Cupid's superiority. The questions that each
user on okay Cupid has the option to

2840
02:49:16.479 --> 02:49:18.760
answer can give some of the most
insane insight into who a person is.

2841
02:49:20.719 --> 02:49:22.280
I found out about this first hand
a few years ago after I had a

2842
02:49:22.360 --> 02:49:28.159
pretty long relationship end and decided to
try okay Cupid. Over the course of

2843
02:49:28.239 --> 02:49:31.399
two years from twenty ten to twenty
twelve, I messaged almost nine thousand different

2844
02:49:31.440 --> 02:49:37.200
women ages nineteen to forty seven worldwide
and got replies to most of those messages.

2845
02:49:37.559 --> 02:49:39.440
Went on more than a few dates
and found that the friend slash enemy

2846
02:49:39.479 --> 02:49:45.760
percentages actually had about a twelve percent
chance of total inaccuracy. I know those

2847
02:49:45.760 --> 02:49:48.760
statistics sound insane, but the reason
for it is that I talked to around

2848
02:49:48.799 --> 02:49:52.959
two hundred different ladies. After talking
to around two hundred different ladies, I

2849
02:49:52.040 --> 02:49:54.959
fell down a dark rabbit hole and
began treating the whole thing like a grand

2850
02:49:56.040 --> 02:50:00.200
social experiment who learned the best opening
line possible. He's not the first and

2851
02:50:00.239 --> 02:50:03.079
I've heard of that has fallen into
this particular hole, and I tried to

2852
02:50:03.159 --> 02:50:09.360
game OKAQ if I can make some
assumptions based on that comment. While it

2853
02:50:09.799 --> 02:50:11.680
does obviously depend on who you to
ask, I compiled the data as I

2854
02:50:11.760 --> 02:50:16.879
went and found the top five opening
lines they got me the most continued responses,

2855
02:50:16.920 --> 02:50:18.440
and I'd like share them with us
feed article and email form. Let's

2856
02:50:18.479 --> 02:50:24.079
do it pretty much. I like
how a lot of these are written in

2857
02:50:24.120 --> 02:50:28.360
the kind of choose your own format, though. Number five. That is

2858
02:50:28.399 --> 02:50:33.319
a beautiful dog slash cat slash animal? Is it a guest random breed?

2859
02:50:33.840 --> 02:50:39.319
They look so majestic slash huge slash
cuddly? Number four? Hey, I

2860
02:50:39.440 --> 02:50:41.719
noticed that you really like Banned in
profile and I love them? What's your

2861
02:50:41.719 --> 02:50:45.200
favorite song? Have you ever been
lucky enough to see them in concert?

2862
02:50:45.959 --> 02:50:48.399
Number three? Hi? You like
name of TV show in profile? I

2863
02:50:48.520 --> 02:50:52.559
just finished marathoning it the other day
and I really love the themes they brought

2864
02:50:52.600 --> 02:50:54.520
in towards the end of the season
slash series, and I've been dying to

2865
02:50:54.600 --> 02:50:58.000
talk to someone else who've seen it. Who's your favorite character? Number two?

2866
02:50:58.280 --> 02:51:01.360
That one comes off as I don't
know anyone? Yeah. Maybe,

2867
02:51:03.520 --> 02:51:05.000
Actually you're right on that one.
If you're sitting there saying I don't know

2868
02:51:05.040 --> 02:51:09.920
anybody that watches popular TV shows,
that doesn't necessarily say anything good. Number

2869
02:51:09.920 --> 02:51:13.040
two. I know this is coming
out of nowhere, but I just saw

2870
02:51:13.079 --> 02:51:15.959
that you like to cook slash bake
and I recently just took a class and

2871
02:51:16.040 --> 02:51:18.399
found it to be freeing slash fun. What's your favorite thing to make?

2872
02:51:20.680 --> 02:51:24.000
Number one? Wow? I know
you probably get this all the time,

2873
02:51:24.040 --> 02:51:26.639
but I really like the way you
write about yourself and your profile. You

2874
02:51:26.680 --> 02:51:30.239
do a really great job of painting
what sounds like a fantastic representation of yourself.

2875
02:51:30.920 --> 02:51:33.159
I always feel like I do terribly
at this. Could you maybe give

2876
02:51:33.200 --> 02:51:35.719
me a few pointers? Take my
which one of the things got me your

2877
02:51:35.760 --> 02:51:39.399
fonts? At leastree hundred and seven
different users that made it past thirty five

2878
02:51:39.479 --> 02:51:41.760
messages. Number one got responses from
five hundred and seventy two different users,

2879
02:51:41.959 --> 02:51:46.920
with at least fifty nine messages each. I feel slightly discuss he continuing to

2880
02:51:46.000 --> 02:51:50.520
read this email? More like that
more trivia from my time with OKAQBA.

2881
02:51:50.559 --> 02:51:54.239
If you want me to keep going, might as well see it through.

2882
02:51:54.440 --> 02:52:00.239
Let's keep trudging through this fucking nightmare. You me and Katain Joel all right.

2883
02:52:01.440 --> 02:52:05.520
Free pussy Riot was the most responded
to random opening message and got ninety

2884
02:52:05.559 --> 02:52:09.799
one responses, with at least seventeen
messages from each user. How is there

2885
02:52:09.959 --> 02:52:13.680
any does he have a split as
to how many of the responses knew what

2886
02:52:13.799 --> 02:52:18.280
pussy Riot was? I don't know
how many of them were like what would

2887
02:52:18.559 --> 02:52:22.280
I would hope most of them were
aware how many blocked them? Uh?

2888
02:52:22.920 --> 02:52:26.920
Young women into four says love non
sequitors and always almost always respond to them.

2889
02:52:26.959 --> 02:52:31.559
H this is so weird. Nude
pictures are most often sent on the

2890
02:52:31.639 --> 02:52:35.200
seventeen, twenty first, and twenty
ninth of the month. On average,

2891
02:52:35.200 --> 02:52:39.079
elevenages in powers to get a user
cell phone number when in doubt, talk

2892
02:52:39.120 --> 02:52:43.280
about coffee, tattoos, or piercings. I don't drink coffee or have tattoos

2893
02:52:43.319 --> 02:52:46.319
or piercings, but they are hot
button topics that seem to help find common

2894
02:52:46.399 --> 02:52:50.440
grounds of Most of it may seem
kind of random, but it worked.

2895
02:52:50.479 --> 02:52:52.840
Now I'm engaged to in living with
a wonderful woman that I met on at

2896
02:52:52.840 --> 02:52:54.680
a k Cupid. Wow, thanks
for reading. I guess if it all

2897
02:52:54.760 --> 02:52:58.479
ended in something I guess, then
get then great. I'm not sure.

2898
02:52:58.520 --> 02:53:01.840
I'm not sure or what to do
with this data that's been collected. Yeah,

2899
02:53:03.120 --> 02:53:07.520
those those five. Yeah, I
would just say, don't use opening

2900
02:53:07.600 --> 02:53:11.879
lines and dinner like a canned like
template or whatever. That just seems so

2901
02:53:11.040 --> 02:53:15.319
cold and impersonal, Like I don't
like that idea at all. I talk

2902
02:53:15.360 --> 02:53:18.399
to someone like their human being.
That's that's good advice. Dan, Thank

2903
02:53:18.440 --> 02:53:22.680
you for being the voice of reason
here. Well, he's engaged, and

2904
02:53:22.879 --> 02:53:26.440
look at you. I took my
okay, give it a kind of down.

2905
02:53:26.559 --> 02:53:28.680
Damn. Why where should I not
ask? I'm going on? Is

2906
02:53:28.719 --> 02:53:35.200
that okay? All right? I
won't the question by by come congratulations,

2907
02:53:35.280 --> 02:53:43.239
Captain Joel. Keep the emails coming. It's been a little dry on the

2908
02:53:43.239 --> 02:53:46.159
email front the last two three weeks, actually, so step it up.

2909
02:53:48.159 --> 02:53:50.639
Send on some stuff. You see
what I've got to work with here?

2910
02:53:50.879 --> 02:53:54.200
Not okay, keep its debts.
Wait a different podcast for that bullshit.

2911
02:53:54.719 --> 02:53:58.000
That's true, That is very true. Uh, that's gonna do it for

2912
02:53:58.040 --> 02:54:03.000
this week's edition or the ship.
What should we tell people to look forward

2913
02:54:03.000 --> 02:54:05.760
to this week? Well, doesn't
be a membership sale coming up here pretty

2914
02:54:05.799 --> 02:54:09.719
soon, so keep your eyes peeled
for that mid week grounds. We don't

2915
02:54:09.719 --> 02:54:11.520
have a date. We don't have
a date in front of us here this

2916
02:54:11.600 --> 02:54:16.159
week coming up? All right,
Mortal Kombat X quick look is up on

2917
02:54:16.200 --> 02:54:22.239
the site. GT five stuff we're
gonna do. Yeah, thanks guys.

2918
02:54:22.280 --> 02:54:24.600
It looks like the cloud say it
doesn't work. That's what I've heard on

2919
02:54:24.920 --> 02:54:28.239
Twitter BC. Yeah, I've played
a bit at home last night, and

2920
02:54:28.239 --> 02:54:31.239
we got it set up to a
real nice mission to show off, and

2921
02:54:31.319 --> 02:54:33.280
I don't know if I can do
that. So okay, we'll figure out

2922
02:54:33.319 --> 02:54:35.799
what that one. We're gonna go
to dance house and record it. Sure

2923
02:54:35.760 --> 02:54:39.840
still cribs while you're there. Yeah, and then, uh, there's this

2924
02:54:39.920 --> 02:54:46.760
game called Mario Party four. Finally
we free ourselves from the shackles of the

2925
02:54:46.840 --> 02:54:50.159
single analog stick, Brad, I
want to tell you something. What from

2926
02:54:50.200 --> 02:54:54.879
everything I've heard, I think four
might be way worse than all the ones.

2927
02:54:54.879 --> 02:54:58.079
I say that, that's what I've
heard, And honestly, I think

2928
02:54:58.079 --> 02:55:01.200
it's impossible for games to be worse. Yeah, let me let me tell

2929
02:55:01.200 --> 02:55:03.600
you something here. So so,
yes, he makes a good point,

2930
02:55:03.280 --> 02:55:07.920
like we've already hit bottom. No, I don't think Mario Party is one

2931
02:55:07.000 --> 02:55:11.079
long bottom. There's no ups and
downs. They're all shit, Like,

2932
02:55:11.159 --> 02:55:13.760
I don't see how it could get
me worse. I looked at IGN had

2933
02:55:13.799 --> 02:55:18.719
a list when Mario Party ten came
out of the They ranked all the Mario

2934
02:55:18.799 --> 02:55:22.159
Parties. And I don't want to
break it to you guys. Scientific Yeah

2935
02:55:22.280 --> 02:55:24.920
yeah, uh they said one,
two, and three. If I remember

2936
02:55:24.040 --> 02:55:30.719
right, we're in some order the
three best ones, which one tropic?

2937
02:55:31.319 --> 02:55:35.479
That's right, So I think it
might be downhill from here. Uh.

2938
02:55:35.879 --> 02:55:39.680
I did not play the game,
he wons much. I was an adult

2939
02:55:39.719 --> 02:55:43.680
man in college when they came out
and had serious adult things to do,

2940
02:55:43.760 --> 02:55:46.440
so i'dn't have time for such children's
activities. Uh So, I don't know

2941
02:55:46.760 --> 02:55:50.840
what to think of them. I
heard they get slower and worse, and

2942
02:55:50.040 --> 02:55:52.799
four is one of the worst ones
from what I've heard. Yeah. Cool.

2943
02:55:52.959 --> 02:55:56.959
Everybody keeps citing the microphone in four
as like, I don't think it's

2944
02:55:56.959 --> 02:56:00.520
four. I think that's I want
to say that's seven or five odd numbered

2945
02:56:00.520 --> 02:56:03.959
one. Maybe you're right, we're
gonna need to get a microphone sometime over

2946
02:56:03.000 --> 02:56:07.559
the next year and a half.
The microphone one actually sounds pretty interesting,

2947
02:56:07.639 --> 02:56:09.239
Like I don't know what that entails, but that sounds funny and weird and

2948
02:56:09.360 --> 02:56:13.479
different at least. Like I heard, four is super slow, like everyone

2949
02:56:13.559 --> 02:56:16.200
moves at a glacial pace and you
can't speed it up at all. So

2950
02:56:16.399 --> 02:56:18.719
I mean, if we're doing fifty
turns, which is sound pretty bad.

2951
02:56:18.000 --> 02:56:20.520
Have we agreed that we're doing fifty
turns on every one of these yeah.

2952
02:56:20.520 --> 02:56:24.479
I mean, okay, yeah,
I mean this might be doing what we're

2953
02:56:24.600 --> 02:56:26.440
That's what we're doing. He just
gave you the options. That's what we're

2954
02:56:26.559 --> 02:56:31.440
doing. I love that attitude,
Jeff. I like that. I just

2955
02:56:31.479 --> 02:56:35.559
won't be shocked if this is a
four hour party. I think I think

2956
02:56:35.600 --> 02:56:39.079
for Mario party. I think Mario
Party four. I'll bring I'll bring some

2957
02:56:39.200 --> 02:56:41.360
forties in. I'll be a good
host here. I'll get us all in

2958
02:56:41.360 --> 02:56:45.079
the right mood. I'll bring four
forties of minutes. I can't I drive

2959
02:56:45.120 --> 02:56:46.280
a car. I can't. I
have to drive a car home at the

2960
02:56:46.360 --> 02:56:50.959
end of this, I'm not Yeah, okay, all right, you might

2961
02:56:50.000 --> 02:56:52.399
have to stay overnight. Anyways,
Jason, I'll bring a forty for you.

2962
02:56:52.680 --> 02:56:56.719
Thank you. Yeah. Hopefully Drew
will like fucking rage quit again.

2963
02:56:58.840 --> 02:57:01.479
I'm in for the lot. That
was That was That was the moment last

2964
02:57:01.520 --> 02:57:05.479
time when I was like, he's
generally the most placid of the staff,

2965
02:57:05.600 --> 02:57:09.360
and he just got up and stormed
off. I was like, man,

2966
02:57:09.399 --> 02:57:11.559
we are in a really dark hole
here. It was testing me. By

2967
02:57:11.600 --> 02:57:15.520
the end of three and four is
supposed to be worse and take longer.

2968
02:57:16.520 --> 02:57:20.520
Those games all suck. What day
is this Thursday. Thursday, Yeah,

2969
02:57:20.639 --> 02:57:24.159
Thursday, tentatively two pacifics. What
we were talking about, look forward to

2970
02:57:24.280 --> 02:57:26.120
it. Might want to make it
one, Yeah, maybe we want to

2971
02:57:26.159 --> 02:57:28.280
make it one. We should go
a little earlier perhaps, if that's go

2972
02:57:28.760 --> 02:57:31.440
one, potentially going to be that
long, like, yeah, it won't

2973
02:57:33.680 --> 02:57:35.799
get some stuff, but yeah,
well we'll figure it out. We'll figure

2974
02:57:35.799 --> 02:57:37.920
it out, all right. Well, stay tuned for that and whatever else

2975
02:57:37.959 --> 02:57:41.639
happens on the site. If we
don't all put ourselves out of our misery,

2976
02:57:41.760 --> 02:57:46.959
yeah, after Thursday, the end
of Chinant Bomb. Yeah, yep,

2977
02:57:48.680 --> 02:57:52.000
we'll all be done, just like
the podcasts. Stay tuned for another

2978
02:57:52.200 --> 02:57:54.760
edition of the Giant Bomb Cast next
week.

