This is a downbeat one. Okay, we were just talking about the Ryder
Cup. Tell you more about the new video board of the American Airline Center,
some other local news as well. But we were just discussing a little
bit on the Ryder Cup, one thing that Danny went to clean up here.
And you're asking about the singles matches on Sunday. Yeah, that's I
guess. Okay, So I think I kind of read I cheated a little
bit, didn't ask the golf bullies. I think I understand it better.
Friday and Saturday there's two rounds and you alternate the type of games. Basically,
you've got match play and then what I call best ball, but best
best score. It's all match play. Yeah yeah yeah, but so yes,
it's best score. Yes, and they play that. They do the
same exact same thing on Friday they do Saturday. They just alternate the which
one happens first? Think so? And then on Sunday it's singles play where
you were going one on one a US dude, insto Europe dude. They
play each other and whoever has the best score. Yeah, or it's a
match play still right? Ye? Match play? Yeah, if you make
a Birdie, I make a par, you're one up. Yeah, you'll
You'll never see somebody, you know, it'll never show their score. Oh,
Michelson's one over and Tiger's five under. It'll never showed that score.
It's always uh points, six and a half points that versus five points or
whatever. And you get to a place where it's impossible for the person that
is behind you to catch you, then that that match. Can that match?
Hats off, shake hands. You could be on the eleven Heck,
you could be on the ninth hole right and it's over. Dude, we
should be skunken somebody. Was it Ryder Cup Steven Aames and Tiger or was
it in the no that was in the World Golf. There's one other thing
they play match play and Steven Aames was an Australian golfer and Tiger had like
a little bit of an injury or something, and Steven Aames said something like,
oh, now's the time to get him, if you're gonna get him,
or he said something Tiger one on the tenth hole, I think won
ten up with nine ten and nine, which means ten up nine to play,
Hats off, shaking It's like being skunked in ping pong, Right,
there's one hole he didn't win, so maybe he's nine and eight. It
was it ten, Yeah, ridiculous. Yeah, so you can frottle someone.
Yeah. So then you take all of your individual points, you total
them up, and if the US gets fourteen, they win the Ryder Cup
because they won last year exactly. Europe needs fourteen and a half points to
take. This year's Friday and Saturday happened to be a wash and it's eight
to eight, okay, because it's that it's eight day going into Sunday and
you have twelve singles matches going on, and I don't know even how they
strategically try to map it out, because it's set up in a way like
you really don't know who you're matching up against either. You just kind of
put them in order and then you see who they've been ordered against, you
know, for the other team. So it'd be eight to eight and then
it's just a race to fourteen and then for you know, Europe, would
be a race to fourteen and a half. They would have to win six
and then tie one of the matches. Wow, I mean it's incredible,
it's it's really fun if you haven't tried it, just give it a chance.
It's all right, I can't wait. No, I have a better
understanding of it, and you kind of I don't know, maybe slight bullied
me when I brought up the claret jug. Is that not the trophy that
they award the Ryder Cup? Chap Well, why did I see claret?
The Ryder Cup? Oh? What's the claret jug? That's for the Open
Championship. That's the British Open trophy, the claret When was it? When
I searched Ryder Cup? The claret jug just kept popping up. I think
you think you're looking at the claret jug. Fifteen the Jim Carrey Cup,
and two callers will have a chance to win tickets to concerts and they will
get to be a teammate of Danny's or Mike's. A Royce. You know
you can't get that every day. The chance to be your playing partner in
the Gym Carey Cup coming up at eight fifteen. And then you guys were
teasing some something about audio. But we found audio of you that we're gonna
play at in twenty five minutes or so. That's all we'll say. You're
in a lot of trouble. Let's just put a lot of trouble. It
doesn't exactly soothe the soul, but uh, this is this is some crap
you may have trouble leaning into. Oh well, some other crap you'll have
trouble leaning into. Is the scuttle butt, which we'll do now. Boom
Brought to you by Parker University Parker dot EU. Last night I went to
the Stars preseason game. Girlfriend's got a like a job where they have a
sweet like twice a year. Huh, it's just a new every year,
felip. We go to the Stars preseason game because it's sweet night. So
like, okay, cool, you know, kind of cool, go hang
out a suite good twice a year for a preseason game. Yea. And
sometimes she has to go be in charge of the suite, so I just
kind of go and linger. It's not all that impressive. I love Rocks,
but honestly, no, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying. It
was like work night, so I gotta go meet her work friends and all
that stuff, you know the thing. Yeah at a regular season game.
Yeah that seems normal. Yeah, I don't know, man, I go
when I'm invited, and uh, you know, but I was excited because
it was new JumboTron and this is a massive upgrade. You can talk about
it, you can talk about dimensions that you would read in the newspaper,
no justice. This thing's big. Yeah, it's efen great and it's a
big It's a big cube. I mean, so your standard NBA or an
hl arena JumboTron that's hanging down the middle and looks like a big TV shrene,
but it's way bigger and way better and it's gonna be awesome. But
they did do one thing that had me thinking, there's a big the stars
are doing where you just scanned the QR code and when you scan it,
it turns your it makes you go live. Right, So you're scanned the
QR code on the takes you to the website and then it's filming. Your
camera starts filming you and you're just doing the mah rah go Star. I
was yelling Star. I was yelling at Shippy because Shippy's the DJ, and
Shippy was kind of his bit too. He's kind of talking all this is
happening, and sure if I'm on the JumboTron because I scanned the QR code
and I'm on it right and it goes to you. It's really cool.
Yeah, and right when it was over the shippy yeah, well, I'm
sure the video people are right cutting between who's actually took the time to scan
the QR code real quick and get on And it's a sixty second thing,
right and right when I when it was over, and it was like,
Okay, got on the jumbo tron for about five seconds. Cool, whatever,
I went, How long until someone puts the penis on that thing?
Well, hopefully they have someone screening the screens. You would hope no delay.
You feel like you were alive. Oh, I was definitely alive.
There was no It was impossible to be delay. I mean, it is
a live stream bit happening on the JumboTron, and I just couldn't stop thinking
about is it two regular season games in before someone shows their penis? The
next person that puts a penis in my face? I think there was a
consequence that was about to happen when that line was a shot by by Corvino.
But I keep waiting for it. Free fall, ye fall on February.
The next person that puts a penis in my face gets tickets to Queens
of the Stone Age about to get rewarded. I don't know. They're usually
pretty quick with the edit button there, I think, well, I don't
know. I mean, they need to build in some delay. Maybe that's
preseason. That's why they left guys like you in the building in suites for
preseason games, to learn what what the simpletons are gonna do on the big
screen. It's very possible. What about camera operator that's in charge of you
know, dance cam, kissing cam. He's kind of out of a job.
Well, they put it into the hands of the public with their phone.
I don't think he's out of a job. But this it could be
the beginning of a slippery slope. It could be. So the thing was
awesome. I'm excited to hear that, because you're right. When you read
the dimensions thirty by forty or whatever it is, it's like, all right,
okay, that doesn't sound that cool, but that place is not that
big. And yeah, sure you put that camera in at and T or
that's that monitor intent and it's gonna look like a dank grew. But in
there, especially if you have a comparison of what you're used to and now
you have the big boy. I love it. Were you watching the screen
the whole time? I'm watching a lot of the screen, a lot of
it. It's amazing how much of a difference it is. And it's I
don't know, bigger, it's just better. I guess. I don't know.
Yes, I don't know. It was great and just smooth, better
interface. You just tell yeah, it's it's it was. When I walked
in, it was shocking. And walked into the bottom too, right before
I went up to the suite, because you know, it looks bigger maybe
if you're up at the suite and you're closer to it. I walked at
the bottom versus I wanted to see what it looked like from the bottom,
and it was. I was like, whoa, that was way bigger,
and I thought I was gonna be It's a cool. Good job everyone,
We have the roof fixed, so no more leaks. Sure, I mean
they spent money on it, so I better be fixed. Am I wrong?
Guys? I don't know. Did they put a sign out next to
the Dirk statue that with the rooping company kind of advertising for them? A
little card in his shoe, but that's that so good job, good review,
No, thank you, thank you for the good review audio. I
wanted to do Mike Parsons real quick, Oh god, or I get to
something else. I see Michael did his podcast on the Oh I didn't good
stuff. That's always good stuff, man, it's Mica. He wanted to
weigh in on Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift, and I gotta pull it up
right here because I can't make to be here. We go. He is
going off on his podcast and after a big loss, you know, and
he probably got into all that stuff, but I didn't listen to the whole
thing. I just wanted to hear what he had to say about Taylor Swift
and Travis Kelsey because now we need to start gathering our minds for whom Micah
should shoot a shot at biggest news of the week. It is Travis Kelsey
and Taylor Swift. Now takelse is my boy my boys a dog? He's
a r But soon I tea Swift hold on quick Timeline. Travis had his
podcast when he went into a concert and trying to give her his phone him
rules came out. They were hanging out. Travis Wood on mccafee dropped the
line about Arrowhead and then we see her first of all. Pat McAfee called
him, mccafee love it arrowhead, Yo. Okay, hold on there.
This is where things get like suspenseful. Hold on track. When I saw
that video, I almost lost my mind for you, like she's saying to
you at night, bro, you've been along with me? Yes, I
am a swift. Ye, I'm the old swift though. You know when
she was out there saying like she wear a short shirts and I wear a
T shirts. Big height for you, dog, I mean, damn you
shot from DA. You score you steph and curry, My brother, you
might be the new step of football. That's dope. I want to see
someone shoot at somebody else. The NFL we up right now? City Boys
is up? Hey, I challenge all my other NFL guys start shooting from
D shooting from D. I'm sorry what I don't understand. I think I
think JJ may not love Michael Parsons as much as she used to. I
don't care. Never brothers married, living a billionaire life. Okay, I
don't care a shot. I didn't know he was doing all that. That
sounds like some regular fan doing a podcast Who's the Loser of the Week.
I was weird. I mean, I love it, cool people throwing graphics
onto it and stuff. Fine, but that's still him on Tuesday during the
season. I think you did that on Monday. Yeah, doing like a
regular fan podcast. That's pretty bizarre. That's really weird. They're Jimmy Johns
would have a damn heart attack, right. It's pretty great, actually,
though I didn't love it. Dude, Hell yeah, let's give us more
stuff. But but coming off a terrible I don't care. I'm not saying
that, but you're telling me that some cowboy fans aren't to them coming off
that loss. He's I mean, look, you could work hard at designing
a good red zone game plan, but that's not gonna help you. Spend
more hours doing that, you'd be just as good in the red zone.
What's the guy you got calling pleasure? Less time doing podcasts, more time
throwing quarterbacks through the tire tire. Yeah, I think I need to say
that for like off season. I did think about it for off season.
No, I'm not doing that that let it let it go. Fell is
up right now. He needs he needs to decompress and you know, have
a little fun. He's forgotten it. He could like schedule interviews and stuff
like that for like other but like STI podcast, I don't know because it's
it takes a lot. You put a lot into a podcast. I don't
be to be fair. That is just something I grabbed off YouTube. I
have not gone and listened to the Michael Parsons podcast. I did see it
was forty five minutes long, and that's part of the reason why I didn't
listen to it. And he's solo because I'm listening to the station all day.
It's like, I'm gonna have time. I used to be this way,
and I think a lot of hardcore fans are this way. Is during
the season, we have this unrealistic expectation that our Dallas Cowboys need to be
thinking exclusively about football with every possible thought that they have, and that's just
kind of ridiculous. They're human beings, man, It's their job. It
is their job. Look, if you have a bad show, which I
don't know, you may have never had a bad show. I have and
he has. If I went home and all I did is just kind of
think, oh my god, what have I gotta do? To be better
to Marrow, It's like, no, you know, you're kind of halfway
decent at this, and chances are you're gonna go in the next day and
it's not gonna be bad. I think that's probably how these NFL players are
looking at. Look, they're trained, they practice, they've got all their
meetings, they're going to do everything they need to do to prepare for the
Patriots. If the dude can't take forty five minutes just to have a little
fun on the internet, he's a kid who cares. I don't care.
But he talks some football though it too as well, like he talk I
don't listen to it fully, but he's talking, you know, teams talking.
It's one thing if you're talking like movies or music and you know,
not sports related, but you're also like talking trash on here. And just
like probably at the very end, he probably did a little thing on the
big NFL news, which is Taylor Damn Swift and what do we Telsey,
we're all a trailer Taylor. He probably spent two or three minutes on that,
right, and it makes it look like he did a forty five minute
podcast screaming about Taylor Swift. But look, we said this a while ago.
There's there's value in them not letting us the fan know that that is
not all they care about. And athletes have done this for a long time.
You know, you got one hundred and sixty two baseball games. You
go interview someone after the game and they're like, it just wasn't our day.
It was really tough, and then what time are we golfing tomorrow?
You know? But they try not to let us see that, And I
like that we're getting closer to the truth, which is everyone just chill,
we're trying our best, we're doing everything we can. We're really good,
and this is not the end of the world, right, But there's value
in them maintaining for us the illusion that this is the end of the world
and this is all anyone cares about. I guess maybe it is. It's
kind of like if if the illusion is broken and people fans start thinking,
well, if they don't care, why should I right, Yes, that's
exactly. It's kind of like to help prop up the business. Yes,
you're an f an idiot, Yes, thank you, you call yourself a
fan. And then you listen to Michael Parsons podcast after watching a Cowboys game
and you try to tell me that he doesn't care, you Know's what I'm
saying, Like we've started putting words in their mouths that they don't care.
Did did you ever watch the game? Because you're not a fan. If
you think they don't care, watch Michael Parsons and how he reacts when things
go good or bad, like that's that's not thy. People jump on these
like weird things and they start believing things they don't even really believe, because
if they're supposed to believe something. I think it was the micat doing that.
Whatever, do you really care? Are you really mad that Mike is
doing a podcast or are you just mad that the Cowboys lost. No one
was saying anything about his podcast after weeks one and two, right, and
I haven't seen anyone say anything out exact, But it's odd to hear it's
crazy to hear that. But he's the only one Hill does a podcast.
I think it's fun, it cares. Yeah, just a stupid football game
and it's just a job to them. I'd rather him do that on his
own then see Aaron Rodgers pov on his Achilles chair on mccafee. You know,
with the cell phone resting firmly on his wien. Let's stay on time
here, guys. I will say that the callers have a chance to get
in here two and four or eight one, seven seventy seven, one,
nine seventy one. We'll pop you on a little bit before eight fifteen because
we're gonna do the Jim Carrey Cup. You'll have a chance. You'll choose
if you want to be on Mike's roy or Danny's team. We'll take color
four and five and then well, some concert tickets up for grabs here.
But you guys have something I used something else, Kevin. This is audio
that Kevin Turner thought Danny and I and JJ would never find. And I
don't know why I would think that, because we definitely found it. Let's
just say Kevin's got his fingers and a lot of little pies more than we
know. We're gonna play some audio of something Kevin thought he was getting away
with. And that's next right here on ninety seven one. The Freak