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Made a decision face sunny sound I
had well, well, well another episode

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of for Crying Out Love. Yeah, yeah, well yeah yeah us again

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that's right here we are in your
ears. Well we're all warmed up because

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we already did Patreon, Yes we
did. Oh we don't need you guys,

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like we're done. We're talked out. No, just kidding. We

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have so much to get to,
yeah, so much to get to.

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We might have to make these like
forty seven minute episodes instead of forty five.

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Let's say we have two ahead.
Let's say hello, um, Stephanie

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stinker wrinker. What's up girl?
She's still stinking it up? Yeah,

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Christa, will you make me want
Sandra sun easy being green? Nope,

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but you make it look easy.
Looks good on you, Kelly Brandt.

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She'll take it to wherever you need
to go. Yep, David Busters,

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parenthood, whatever whatever you want.
Yes, she is who we Alicia Leslie

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still coughing. Huh wow, give
her a cough drop. Somebody help her

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out. There's the fun. Oh
pison, Jennifer, get up, Rebecca.

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I want to smack that ass.
Missy and Gabby, what do you

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think Shan's like? Could be his
wife? At this point they were engaged.

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Now they could be married. She
is she gonna be like, what

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are you doing? These two old
ladies talking about your ass all the time?

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We up sassin Um Yeah, Missy
and Gabby. You guys need to

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get your shit together, Hondy pe
Katerina, check that motherfucking mole. Take

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it from me. Valerie, you
hit it out of the park. Probably

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you love you, love love,
love your pancakes and your scissor. Athena.

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We love your dancing, Love your
dance. Elizabeth, you've got a

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ton of kids. It looks good
on you. Ashley, you're so chic.

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Leslie tried to accost somebody outside of
Ikea. Oh shit, and inside

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Ikea. Wow, she brought her
van Leslie. Now I'm on girl.

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Jacob, you're so growley, Rita
and you want rock Elizabeth's kids in your

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bastinet and Hero. We love you, love you guys, We love all

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you guys. Thank you so much. Oh my gosh, we're obsessed with

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you guys. Definitely definitely appreciate everything
you guys do. Don't we have a

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new one? Yeah it was Leslie, Acosta, didn't you say a guy

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that's business? Shout outs. Oh
yeah, yeah, sorry, that's our

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business. Shout out. All right, you want to hear it right now?

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No, Kaylin cut that out and
post I got me to flog it.

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I think we're okay, all right, Okay, Um, so we

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both had a big our kids had
big both of well both our kids,

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all three of mine had big weekends
this weekend. Yeah, I know it's

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prom. It was prom, promm
prom, all right, but your daughter

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is a senior and should be going
to the prom. I too are not

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seniors, but still had a prom. No, did Sonny have a date

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junior and seniors? Uh no,
Sonny went with the boys. Okay,

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it went like six guys. Fair
enough. Yeah, listen, when Elbie

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was a junior, she'd never even
kissed anyone. Yeah right now senior,

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she's got it all going on.
She's got you know, serious boyfriend.

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I saw the pictures. She looked
beautiful, she looked really pretty. Yeah

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she did. So there was a
lot of you know these girls, Oh

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my gosh, where do we get
her? We gotta get her hair blown

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out, gotta do the makeup,
like a lot of parents spending a lot

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of money on their kids, which
I understand. I'm sure you did too.

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Then Italia is all on it.
I don't even get involved. She

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makes all the she may had a
dry bar appointment and she asked her dad

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to get a makeup person to come. Okay, yeah, a makeup lady

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that made me walk her out to
the car and carry all her bags.

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What yes, the makeup lady dude, yeah she was Natalia. She burned

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Natalia's shoulders and she was like,
the sir, makeup. No, she

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just I don't know why. Natalia
already had her hair done, but the

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lady had a I don't know,
she was touching it up or something.

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And Natalia's best friend Olivia was getting
ready with and so afterwards I was I

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told them that I don't even know
her. And I walked into the bathroom

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she was cleaning up because I needed
to get dressed and get ready because I

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was taking her. I'll tell you
about her, but anyway, and I'm

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like, oh, so you're all
done okay, and she's like yeah,

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can you help me? Like in
an abrupt kind of rude way, she

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was like, yeah, can you
help me bring my bags down to the

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car. I was like, okay, it's like, aren't you being paid

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for that that's what I was thinking, are an assistance? Yes, I

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mean it didn't really bother me,
but the way she went about it,

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right, you know, it was
kind of I don't know. She had

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a very bitchy attitude about Yeah,
you think you'd wait, you know,

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because you're a nice person, you'd
be like, oh, do you need

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any help with stuff? Like she
could be like, oh my gosh,

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are you sure? Yeah, no, no, no, no. She

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was directing me what to do.
It's fine, whatever, but anyway,

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go on, no go it.
Tell me. So what happened? So

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I took her bags down. I
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was the getting ready. That was
the getting ready. So they got ready

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and they got them like a sprinter
van. Parents all chipped in and they

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were going to one of the boys
who I've known sis second grade there his

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house for pictures, and Italian invited
me, which was really sweet. She

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never really Usually she's like, oh, we'll do pictures, I'll send you

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pictures, you know, but this
time she was like, can you drive

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us over to his house? And
because all the parents were invited, well

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here's the weird thing, okay,
So I said yeah, absolutely, and

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then she's like, can you make
yourself look nice and nice? Like,

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of course, put megavon, fix
myself, and you know, I won't

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wear my yoga pants and my T
shirt I've been wearing for the last four

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four days. So I fixed myself. But then I got a text from

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her boyfriend's mom, who I really
like, and she was like, um,

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she was like, can you send
me something. She asked me to

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send her pictures and I said,
oh, I'm going to h Mackie's house

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for pictures. And then she was
like, oh, I didn't get invited.

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I was like, oh, we'll
just go. You should just go,

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yes, And it turned out it
was just her son is like a

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sonny, you know, he's not
thinking about inviting his mom. And the

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mom of the household was out of
town and the dad was hosting it,

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so how is she going to get
you know? So anyway, so she

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came and they all met there and
uh, we took the pictures and they

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looked really cute. Natalia was wearing
a pink dress. She wanted to wear

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a long dress, but apparently she
said something like they're not allowing a long

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long dresses. I don't I don't
understand that. I don't get that.

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I don't. I don't know.
But not allow long dresses, Yeah,

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I don't, I don't know.
I didn't see one short dress at Albay's

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prom. Yeah, I didn't know
if it was a theme or something,

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but there was. I didn't see
any long I didn't see any long dresses.

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But anyway, she was wearing a
pink dress, was cute. And

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then she asked her boyfriend to wear
a navy blue suit, which he got

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in a pink tie. And she's
tall as it is, she's like five,

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like a five eight and a half. And then she's got the heats

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which is even taller. Her boyfriend
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taller than her. So they looked
cute together. I should post pictures I

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forgot. Yeah, why don't you, I don't know. I will,

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I'll put them up. And then
they did the whole like will you you

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know with the sign they showed up
at the door, and his sign said,

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um, it would fill my heart, but he wrote Phil p h

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I l if if you came to
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and then he put two pictures of
Phil Dunfie from Modern Family. Because Natalia

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loves Phil loves that show and loves
wants to marry a guy like Phil Dumfy

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because he has such a great sense
of humor. So he put that on

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there and I'll post that too.
It was really cute. So he did

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that like right before prom. Yeah, I did it like a week before

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a week before yeah. Ok.
And then her best friend is dating his

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best friend. So they're a foursome
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Um they're just like they look like
Kenn and Barr to be blonde and

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you know, blue eyes just really
cute. And him I've known since second

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grade. But um, yeah,
they looked really cute. They were color

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coordinated. It red and black was
their color. And then there was mostly

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boys and not a lot of girls, probably like four girls in their group

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and the rest were all dudes.
All the boys going together didn't have dates.

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And they took off and they went
to the w for dinner. Oh

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wow, that's where was Elbie's.
So Elby's was at a place called the

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Odyssey. Yeah, yeah, Don, my girlfriend Don got married there.

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Oh have you ever been there?
I was there one time when Elby was

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a freshman to drop her off at
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so I know where it is kind
of and I've been inside one of the

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rooms and then I lost beautiful up
there. Yeah yeah, it's kind a

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nice view and everything. Yeah.
Um, so they did a before party,

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a prom party at somebody's house.
And it was funny because all of

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my mom friends, my Laura,
Cecily, all my girls, all your

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Cecily's all my my, my Sharon, I got a Sharon, Samantha,

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and Laura. These are my mom
friends. Uh. They're all like,

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okay, so what time are we
getting to the thing, And I'm like,

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yeah, I don't I haven't heard
anything about this, right, because

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they all made plans to go to
this girl's house, uh, to do

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the pictures. Right. Turns out
it was so it's Alby's friends, and

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then it was the mom's cousin has
this really nice house with this beautiful backyard

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with like a waterfall and these really
pretty pools. People kept making comments on

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my Instagram and whatever, like oh
nice backyard. He's like, yeah,

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not mine. So what had the
beautiful backyard that's where you do the pictures?

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Yeah? Yeah, I mean,
guys, I'm just saying they were

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complimenting. Yeah, they were complimenting. They were like, that's like a

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love your backyard. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you

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guys would have climbed over the fence
and took pictures by the pox. Yeah

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yeah, yeah. But it was
great that they had somewhere really pretty to

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do all these pictures. But so
we get to the house and they had

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invited all of these So so my
kid and all of her friends they rented

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a party bush that there were like
thirty five maybe forty of them, Like

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there were a lot of kids,
maybe thirty five wow, thirty five kids,

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and then all the parents and some
of these parents. I don't know

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if is this just an LA thing, but these parents like invite like extended

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family, Like what what is not
a wedding, right, But it's like

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Grandma, Grandma's there and fourteen cousins
and it's like just more and more people

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started coming. It was like this
huge party. But meanwhile I didn't find

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out until I knew I was going. But Elbie didn't invite me until like

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literally the day before, and she
was like, oh my god, Mom,

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I'm really sorry, but I just
found out myself. It's like,

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bitch, no, you didn't just
find out. Shit, you already absolutely

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knew, and you just took your
sweet time in telling me. I don't

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know if she didn't, I'm sure
once she realized. I think in her

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defense, she knew that some of
the parents were coming, but she didn't

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think like all of the like it's
a parent thing, right, right,

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right, But all of a sudden
she found out like, okay, all

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the parents are coming at this time, and I think Elbie was like,

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oh oh, And then she said, I just didn't want you to like

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hear it from the other parents first
and think that I was not trying you.

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And I'm like, well that ship
was sailed because I have very much

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heard from all the other parents.
And she was like, I'm sorry,

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and I was like, it's I
would didn't take it personally. I knew

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I was coming. She's like,
oh, okay, good. Yeah.

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Anyway, So we went and um, like I said, it was really

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really pretty and there was like everybody
about food. There was this big spread.

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Nice. Elby's date was very late. Oh okay. So then Elbie

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started having like getting anxious about it
and like what's going on? And I

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felt so bad. But then he
got there and everything was fine. Then

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we took all those pretty pictures.
Then they left for the prom and their

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party bus at the Odyssey, and
then their plan was there was an after

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party somewhere. But then, this
is the thing about having a senior who's

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like eighteen and a half years old. It's like that's the last I hear

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of her, right, so that
he's out, like I know, I

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mean, she slept over to her
boyfriend's house, which is fine with me,

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right, you know, but it's
just funny because but I do have

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that life through sixty all right,
Like I woke up in the middle of

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the night and had that like a
little like quick heart palpitation, like okay,

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where is everybody right? And then
I life through sixty and I see,

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okay, she's been at his house
since two twenty two in the morning.

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I was like, you know what, that's not even that bad.

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That's not bad, right, Yeah
for a prom night. Yeah, nobody

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got super drunk. Okay, apparently
one girl got a little drunk, but

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nothing crazy. Yeah, yeah,
everybody too. Yeah. Can I ask

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you though, when you went and
did after everybody left, because this happened

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to me. They all leave and
then all the parents are kind of standing

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around, and I'm like, was
it kind of awkward? Like okay,

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now what do we do? Because
we all let we all saw them off

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in the party bus and then we
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was like it would have been really
awkward if we were like, okay,

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so should we just go back in
the house. There's a lot of that's

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the thing, yes, he the
guy. I didn't know most of these

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people. I didn't write people whose
house it was, right, see,

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I know a couple of the moms
because one of them is in Italian's best

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friend's mom, right, your boyfriend's
mom. So, and then the dad

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that was hosting had a huge spread
and I just started eating. I was

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hungry, and I was like I
kind of want to go back and get

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that spinach. But like, so
they leave and we're kind of standing by

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the front door and we're like I
was like, is it rude if I

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just leave now? Like or you
know, like when we do now you

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know. And then luckily one of
the moms was like, all right,

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I gotta get to my other kids. They got it something going on.

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So I'm not okay, I'll walk
you out, you know, right,

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thank you? So much goodbye.
Well left. Me and Elbie's boyfriend's mom.

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We're both standing together like there was
so much stuff out there, and

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we were both like the kids were
going down to the party bus, and

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we both felt really awkward all of
a sudden. So we were saying to

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the host like, we're like,
do you need help, Like we help

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you, like put this stuff away, and obviously we weren't going to be

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doing that because everybody was leaving,
you know. And to her credit,

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the host, she was like,
oh my gosh, no, don't worry

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about it. I got it,
like you see the kids off, and

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we were both like, okay,
thanks, Yeah, I have to tell

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us twice now when you talk to
her boyfriend's mom, do you is there?

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Like do you is it comfortable?
Like you know what I mean?

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Like I don't know, Yeah,
totally. She's super sweet, Yeah,

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really sweet, and we've been I've
met her a few times now and we've

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connected on text and yeah, you
know, well see I guess because Elby's

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older. They're old, they're over
eighteen. The kids I got, you

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know, her and I have these
two miners that are boyfriend and girlfriend,

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and it's like make good decisions,
you know right right, I think I'm

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gonna be taking I talked to Italia
about it, I mean taking her to

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the doctor soon. Okay, yeah, yeah that was a while ago,

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I know for me, Oh you
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All right, I mean yeah,
good, Well that sounds like fun.

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FCL. Wooo ooo um yeah so
post I was really looking forward to like

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chatting Elbie up and finding out all
the details, and I gotta say this,

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bitch was so, mum's the word
about. I pick her up.

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It's like the next afternoon. You
know, she had like a chill morning

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and then she had to work that
afternoon, so she didn't have a car

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with her because you know, party
bus, the whole thing, right,

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Um, So I pick her up
and I'm like, how was it?

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You know? Meanwhile, two of
my mom friends both had kids sleep over

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at their houses. So like my
friend Laura, like her daughter had a

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little her little group of friends.
So this is all one big friend group,

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right, but they also have friend
groups within the big friend group.

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Yeah, so some of these kids
are close to that. So those two

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different friend groups kind of made their
own little slumber party, yes, two

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of them. So I had already
talked to both those moms. I've gotten

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some gossip, you know, nothing
like that interesting though, But then I'm

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expecting, like, okay, I
want to hear from LB. So I

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pick her up and I'm hoping for
some girl talk, you know, post

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prom, and I'm like, how
was it. She's like good, No,

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No, that's no, that's there's
no good. What happened? She's

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like, it was really fun,
you know, went to the prom.

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That was really fun. They played
Oh oh, I know that you're going

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to relate to me on this,
but so I was they're her high schools

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um Instagram. They have a high
school Instagram page. There were a bunch

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of clip video clips and some of
the songs they were playing. I went

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to I looked at the video clips
of all the kids dancing one of them

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and they're playing all these like old
school jams. Oh my god, like

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Abba Dancing Queen. There was another
Abba song that I can't remember what it

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was. Um, there was like
and then they was like old Justin Bieber,

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like baby Baby Baby, oh yeah, and all the kids were screaming,

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you know, baby baby. They're
all like h oh, I love

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that. I know. It was
really cute. And then they played like

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TikTok on the clock. No no, no, no no right. So

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when I picked el me up,
I'm like, oh, or they did

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they like? I know, they
played like good music. I heard they

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were playing like some like oldies and
stuff. She goes, no, they

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weren't what. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I heard some of the

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songs. I was like, they
played Abba and she goes, oh,

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well, yeah, I mean they
played Abba Dancing Queen. And I'm like

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yeah, and they played justin Bieber
like baby, like that's from right twenty

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ten. Yeah, and she was
like, oh yeah, but the rest

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of it wasn't. I was like, well it kind of was, because

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I did hear other songs. I
don't know. It's like, did she

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dance? You know, said she
danced? Yeah, she said she had

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fun, although she said her feet
hurt yeah, really early on. Yeah,

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and she had to take her shoes
off and just put on socks.

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Yes see, the girls had their
shoes on for pictures and right before they

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got on the bus they changed into
tennis shoes with their little dress. Oh

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my gosh, we should have thought
about Yeah, she was like, all

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the when I was driving back home
from to my house and throughout the neighborhood,

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I'm driving by these houses of these
kids are getting ready, they getting

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they're getting in their limo or they're
getting and they all have these their tennis,

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their dresses and their tennis shoes.
Yep. I think it's like you

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know they do at their school.
Yeah. Yeah, but I talked to

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Sonny and I you know, so
Natalia had a couple of her girlfriends spend

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the night and they got home,
like I don't know. I think it

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was like eleven, because the thing
was over at like ten or ten thirty

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something like that. They probably got
home at like eleven thirty. They all

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took Uber's home instead of you know, so um. They were like having

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a good time and they were making
popcorn and going in Natalia's room and watching

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you know, I don't know,
movies or whatever. And then Sonny came

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home and I was like, well, how was it, and he was

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like it was fine, it was
good. Yeah. Nothing didn't tell me

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anything either, like, well was
the music good? Yeah? You know,

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same old, same old stuff.
I was like, okay, and

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then I asked an Italian She's like, it was really fun. We had

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a good time, all right.
Nobody wants to ever give me any details

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I wants. I need to live
vicariously through my children because I have zero

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life of my own at this point. Yeah, I mean, you gotta

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give me something like who did you
me live? Yeah? Did you hold

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somebody's hair in the bathroom while she
puked or guts at like what? Anything?

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Yeah? Come on, guys.
Funny because by the time they're seniors,

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like, I don't know, I
don't Honestly, Sometimes I talk on

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this podcast and I'm like, are
these moms all going to be judging me?

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But you know what shit changes between
freshman year when I was all scandalized

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because they'll be went to a party, I was alcohol there and I was

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like, couldn't wait to tell you
guys on Patreon to now it's like,

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I'd be shocked if there was an
alcohol some of these kids they bought alcohol

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for this after party that they were
going to. Albie told me. I

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was like, well, how did
you guys, How do you guys all

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get the alcohol? She's like,
well, a lot of people just have

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fake IDs. Like where do they
get the fake idea? Yeah, because

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I don't know bullshit. Yes,
she doesn't know where they get fake IDs.

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She ain't give enough that in she's
not giving up the info, but

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she thinks I'm stupid like that.
I'm not going to be like, I

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know, you know, okay whatever. When I was to her age,

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I stole someone's purse to get a
fake ID. Yeah, and then the

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girl had red hair and looked nothing
like me, and I got busted with

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it. Yeah. The point is
we'd all know how fake IDs are,

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absolutely, absolutely, But Elbie says
that these days, well she's she's like,

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I don't like I wanted to know
where somebody's specific that she told me

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how to fake ID got it And
she claims she didn't know, but she

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was like, mom, people have
them made, like people take people's information

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and go to the DMV and get
like an ID. They go to the

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DMV. Gesh, I thought it
would be harder or maybe wow, I

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don't know. She said, there's
people that make really good fakes online and

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stuff. I bet there is.
Yeah, now that you think about it,

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well, if we had that,
we would have done that. Back

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in the day. You had to
find an idea at a rat concert that

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was on the floor and I told
you this story before and I pick it

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up and she's got brown hair,
brown eyes, my height, my weight,

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doesn't look at anything like me.
She was like, you know,

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ten years older than me. And
I was like done. Dina was her

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name, and I can't remember her
last name, memorized all of her info,

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her address, went to the DMV
the next day, said I lost

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my license, said I was her
took the picture. I don't even think

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they did a thumb print back then. Maybe they did. I don't think.

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I don't know, but it didn't
matter because so they took the picture

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and in two weeks in the mail
and I changed the address, I said,

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I moved, changed the address to
my address, got her a license

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with her information, but then used
it for like six months, got pulled

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over on New Year's Eve. Remember
this story, it's such a good one,

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I think God. The cop was
like, you're speeding and your tags

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are expired or something, and he's
like driver license and I just I accidentally

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just pulled out my fake ID and
handed it to him and I was like,

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oh, oh shit. And then
he was like uh and I go,

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um, wait, that's not the
right and he goes, what is

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this a fake ID? Like he
called me out and he was I was

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like, yes it is. I'm
not gonna lie. I'm so sorry that

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is a fake ID. And he
was like, do you understand that I

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could take you to jail right now. Your car will get towed and you

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could spend New Years even jail for
having a fake ID? And what are

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you thinking giving it to me a
HP officer? And I was like,

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I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. And he was like he gave me

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a ticket for speeding, took the
ID, so I'll take this, put

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it in his pocket, gave me
a ticket, let me go. Wow.

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Yeah, awful. So I had
one. I've told you that,

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I've told the story before, but
who cares. It was a welfare ID

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remember that. Really it was somebody's
friend. Oh, because I worked at

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Burger King. So somebody at Burger
King had a friend who had And the

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girl's name was Donna and she had
dark hair like me. That is all

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we had in common. This girl
was like twenty five. I was like

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sixteen, and I used and it
was a welfare I d but I used

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it and then at one point somebody
was just like, this isn't you And

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I was like, yes it is, Yes it is. I'm unwelfare and

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that's my ID. And he didn't
take it away from me. But then

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maybe I just got scared and stopped
using it because the person called me out

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on it. So then I stole
somebody's ID. God, I'm just sounding

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better as as as you guys find
out. Yeah, I snatched somebody.

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Somebody had. It was like a
purse in a bathroom and I took their

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wallet and I opened it and I
just grabbed. I took their ID and

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it looked nothing like me. At
this point, I was probably like eighteen.

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00:28:07,079 --> 00:28:08,480
I had moved to LA and I
needed to be able to go to

408
00:28:08,519 --> 00:28:12,000
the Red Onion. I know I
didn't have an ID. Yes, the

409
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:17,079
Red Onion. Yeah, so I
was real desperate, so I stole this

410
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:21,359
ID. And then at one point
I tried to go into this bar and

411
00:28:21,519 --> 00:28:27,160
the girl. Somehow the person knew
the girl, you know what I mean.

412
00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:30,160
However, I took the idea I
must have been from that bar yea.

413
00:28:30,279 --> 00:28:36,440
Somehow the bouncer was really mad.
I was like, I know this

414
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:45,119
person, this is stolen and I
was like what, oh my gosh.

415
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,680
And I was like I think I
ran and he took it. I didn't

416
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,240
say bad luck with fake ideas.
I know I had. I wanted to

417
00:28:53,279 --> 00:28:56,680
go to the Red Onion. See. The problem was is Mike Glenn don

418
00:28:56,799 --> 00:29:02,200
They are all like a year or
two. Mike was three years, Dawn's

419
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:06,000
a year like oh older than me. So they were going. They had

420
00:29:06,039 --> 00:29:10,039
there. They were twenty one,
and I was still nineteen twenty not being

421
00:29:10,079 --> 00:29:11,559
able to go. So I was
like, fuck this shit. I was

422
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,440
telling Wendy. She gave me one
of her IDs, and she's like,

423
00:29:15,519 --> 00:29:18,839
just say you're me and I'm like, okay, but this says I'm twenty

424
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:23,079
nine and I was nineteen. I'm
pushing thirty at this point. And I

425
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,599
used it maybe once or twice at
Red Onion and then eventually somebody was like,

426
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,440
what's your sign? And I was
like, oh, what the fuck

427
00:29:30,559 --> 00:29:33,319
is her sign? And I got
it wrong and he was like yeah.

428
00:29:33,359 --> 00:29:37,400
I think he asked like what year
were you born? And I didn't like

429
00:29:37,559 --> 00:29:40,680
pay attention. I didn't realize she
was ten years I don't know. He

430
00:29:40,839 --> 00:29:42,559
tripped me up and he was like, yeah, I'll be this is not

431
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,599
you. I'll be tearing this up. And I was like, god,

432
00:29:45,799 --> 00:29:48,640
damn it. Yeah, I got
fucked it. Did not have good luck

433
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:55,960
with IDs either. Well, I
didn't even go to my prom like I

434
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:00,759
would just drank every weekend at like
you know, bars and what have you.

435
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,839
So I'm just happy that if Elby's
friends have fake IDs. I don't

436
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:08,400
think Elby has a fake ID that
would really surprise me. But again,

437
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:12,279
it would really surprise me. I
asked, uh. I asked Natalia Sonny

438
00:30:12,359 --> 00:30:17,200
once about it, and they were
like they did say like you can go

439
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:21,039
online. I mean, I'm sure
you can just go online and buy them.

440
00:30:21,079 --> 00:30:22,519
I don't know how good they are, how they look, but I'm

441
00:30:22,599 --> 00:30:26,599
sure you can. Just Again,
imagine if we were able to do that

442
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,319
back then, I got a fake
ID, you did. Yeah, I

443
00:30:29,319 --> 00:30:32,160
got two of them. Actually it
came with two. The person that made

444
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:36,559
it for me. I had no
problems with a duplicate. Yeah, so

445
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:41,200
you there was a guy you confiscated. Yeah it was I think it was

446
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,599
a girl. Smart. Yeah,
I went to our house and you know,

447
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:47,359
just took took the picture and then
yeah, I got I get paid

448
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,480
for it and got a hundred bucks. Wow, what a racket bargain.

449
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:59,720
Yeah, yeah, a hundred bucks. Yeah wow. Somebody walking on the

450
00:30:59,759 --> 00:31:02,880
face, somebody's playing muse, somebody's
on the roof, like, oh,

451
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:06,920
you don't have your phones on?
No you don't have a headphones. I

452
00:31:07,079 --> 00:31:11,920
do. I just don't feel like
wearing them anyway. Hey you got so

453
00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:15,519
you had a fake ID the whole
time, Kaitlin m that's right. I

454
00:31:15,519 --> 00:31:22,559
probably got it when I was like
eight and never got taken away, never

455
00:31:22,559 --> 00:31:26,519
got taken away, never got questioned. One time I was at a bar

456
00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:33,319
in um at CityWalk Universal City Walk
and the bart. I gave the guy

457
00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:38,240
my ID and he raised his arm
and like pointed at a tattoo on his

458
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:42,119
arm that were like numbers, and
I was like huh. And he was

459
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:47,799
giving me like a thumbs up.
And I was like, he goes area

460
00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:51,359
code like Arizona. It's Arizona.
I was like, oh, okay,

461
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:56,799
cool, bro, was it your
name under your name? It was my

462
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:02,519
name everything. Wow, that's awesome, but just a different address. Yeah,

463
00:32:02,519 --> 00:32:07,079
it's somewhere in Arizona. Oh my
god, that's hilarious. That's pretty

464
00:32:07,119 --> 00:32:12,119
funny. So yeah, So in
my day, a lot of drinking.

465
00:32:12,319 --> 00:32:15,440
So I'm just like, you didn't
go to prom. I didn't go to

466
00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:22,920
my prom. So I because I
had a boyfriend very briefly, but then

467
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,720
I started getting the ick from him. And then we were all supposed to

468
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:29,559
go to prom, and I was
like, didn't cut his hair or something.

469
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,839
No, he just he just liked
me too much. And I in

470
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:37,119
those days, I just couldn't handle
somebody liking me. And then I thought

471
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,599
I just felt I don't know,
and I remember that the whole thing seemed

472
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:44,519
like too much. You have to
remember that my home life was not great.

473
00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:45,680
Yeah, so I had no mom
that was going to be like,

474
00:32:45,759 --> 00:32:50,559
let's go prom shopping. Everything was
like I'm going to have to ask her

475
00:32:50,599 --> 00:32:53,480
for money to buy me a dress, to get shoes to the tip.

476
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:57,599
I don't. I was just like
I just couldn't be bothered. Yeah,

477
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,519
the whole thing. I knew she
wasn't going to be supported help me.

478
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,240
So I just said fuck it,
And I said I didn't want to go.

479
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:09,920
Do you regret not going or no, I don't remember. My high

480
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:14,359
school days were kind of a shit
show. Yeah, it wasn't. I

481
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,559
didn't have a great time. Like
I look at Elbie and I'm like,

482
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:21,319
I'm so happy for her. She's
got such a secure she's got a big

483
00:33:21,359 --> 00:33:24,640
group of friends. She's does so
many fun things with her group. And

484
00:33:25,039 --> 00:33:31,319
you know, my school I moved. I started eleventh grade at a different

485
00:33:31,359 --> 00:33:35,839
state across the country. I had
to make new friends. I never fit

486
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,319
in that well anyway, So you
know, I had like I had like

487
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:44,640
this one friend and then this other
friend and this other friend, and none

488
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,359
of them were really friends with each
other. So I kind of they became

489
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:51,759
friends, but mostly because of me, So they wouldn't do things on their

490
00:33:51,799 --> 00:33:54,039
own, right. They weren't a
friend group. Like I just met this

491
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:58,920
random girl who didn't have a specific
group of friends, you know, and

492
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:04,480
then this other girl, and it
just wasn't like we did stuff together,

493
00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:07,799
but we went to parties. We
went and found frat party and got drunk,

494
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,360
right, and like that's what we
did. Yeah, And I didn't

495
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:13,679
miss anybody really. Once I moved, it was like, okay, bye,

496
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,320
I moved with One of the girls
came with me. She was seventeen

497
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,719
and I was eighteen. Wow,
she dropped out of high school and just

498
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,480
like moved to LA with me.
Wow. I was just kind of like,

499
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:27,280
yeah, I didn't feel like I
belonged there. So I to answer

500
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,039
your question no, because it wasn't
like this buildup of like, oh I've

501
00:34:30,079 --> 00:34:34,159
known these kids for a really long
time and now we're going to do prom.

502
00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:37,599
It was just like another school,
another place. I wasn't happy at

503
00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:39,840
home. I was like I just
can't wait to get out of here.

504
00:34:40,119 --> 00:34:45,199
Yeah. So I don't really regret
it because there's nothing to really regret because

505
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:50,320
I don't write right. Well,
if you didn't have like that base of

506
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,679
friends, you know, Like I
went to the Alternative Magnet school. But

507
00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:58,880
next door was Birmingham High School,
right, which is where we met Glenn

508
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,800
and Don and Mike and then so
we were friends with them plus our friends

509
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:07,400
at school. Glenn took me to
prom. I have the prom picture,

510
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:12,199
I should find it. I was
wearing like a white stretchy dress with lace

511
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:16,239
on the side, and he was
wearing a white tuxedo with he looked like

512
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:21,920
a Guido, like with tails,
and his hair was like blown out and

513
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,119
a long and like, you know, like the eighties hairspray. My hair

514
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:30,280
looked like I mean, like like
Motley Crewe, you know. And I

515
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:34,480
just we went to like he was
my date. I don't really remember the

516
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,280
rest of the night. Like I
think we had a party at some motel

517
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,440
room or something that somebody rented out. At some point along the way,

518
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:46,159
Glenn drove and his Camaro four fifty
five and we all just kind of like

519
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:52,679
hung out afterwards and got drunk and
whatever, you know. I mean,

520
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,199
that's what people did in those days. They rented a hotel room. Right.

521
00:35:55,639 --> 00:36:01,079
But Elbie's friends all there's one kid
whose parents I guess are very cool,

522
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,280
and he has a lot of parties. He had a party the night

523
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,559
before prom. Then he had a
party after prom. There was like I

524
00:36:08,639 --> 00:36:14,119
guess a lot of alcohol there,
but I don't know, it's just maybe

525
00:36:14,119 --> 00:36:16,679
it's just like easy, even easier
to get. But like I think back

526
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:20,519
to when I was in high school
and all the drinking we did, and

527
00:36:20,639 --> 00:36:22,639
like, I don't know where it
came from. I think I remember people

528
00:36:22,679 --> 00:36:27,719
would order a keg because I went
to a lot of keg parties. Were

529
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,800
the things that we did. Yeah, everything was a keg party. Oh

530
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:35,320
there's a keg party here. And
then somebody would roll up with the keg

531
00:36:35,639 --> 00:36:37,119
or a pony keg, remember those. I was like a half keg.

532
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:42,559
Yeah, and somebody would lift it
off of the back of somebody's truck and

533
00:36:42,599 --> 00:36:45,599
then they'd set it up in the
park. Yeah, and then you'd all

534
00:36:45,679 --> 00:36:51,039
have the red soul and then you
just come up to the keg and get

535
00:36:51,159 --> 00:36:53,920
I mean I was like fifteens.
I know. I know me too.

536
00:36:54,599 --> 00:36:58,440
Like we had those kind of parties. We would go to the school parking

537
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:04,639
lots and hang out. But Natalia's
friends they came, she came back,

538
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,199
she had like a couple of girlfriends
spend the night. But there was the

539
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,119
boys, you know, because her
boyfriend. So they all kind of came

540
00:37:10,159 --> 00:37:16,679
back and um, and we're hanging
out. The thing that I saw that

541
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:19,960
they were coming home, and they
were. They were on their way home

542
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,280
on Life three sixty sunny already got
home. So I was like, great,

543
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,760
I'm going to bed. Good night, It's I fall asleep. And

544
00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:30,880
right after I fall asleep, I
get woken up. Mom. Ab is

545
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:36,960
locked in the bathroom downstairs. One
of the boys they came into Pea and

546
00:37:37,039 --> 00:37:40,320
he got locked in the fricking bathroom
because the handle was like from I don't

547
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:44,280
know, because the cleaning lady got
locked in there the other day when we

548
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,800
had the cleaning people helping us clean. She got locked in. But Roberto

549
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:52,039
and Alvarax were here and they they
got a key, and I was sound

550
00:37:52,119 --> 00:37:55,800
asleep and I was all I'm like, oh, what locked And then I

551
00:37:55,840 --> 00:38:00,159
was like, yes, that happens. Well, that happens with that door.

552
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,400
And she's like what do I do? And I go, I was

553
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:07,360
so irritated. Go go in the
garage and get a Philip screwdriver and unlock

554
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,480
it. You can do it that
way, and it worked. She did

555
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:14,360
it. She got him at the
bathroom. Oh my gosh, that's hilarious.

556
00:38:14,639 --> 00:38:17,159
Yeah. So that was our prom
weekend. Yeah, let's take a

557
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:22,880
quick break. Okay, we're back. Okay, So I have a funny,

558
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:27,920
funny thing that happened. I mean
it's not hilarious. It wasn't funny

559
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,880
at the time, but it's funny
now. Yeah. Okay, So last

560
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:40,239
week morning, one morning, Elbie's
we're looking for keys? Got one set

561
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:44,119
of keys and it's my set of
keys on the hook. Now, John

562
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:49,039
had been out the night before.
Oh you know what it was. It

563
00:38:49,079 --> 00:38:53,519
was after our last recording that night. I came home and then in the

564
00:38:53,639 --> 00:39:00,000
morning, so John had been driving
the other car and Elbie hadn't driven,

565
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,960
and at all. Elbie had stayed
home that day. Okay, so that

566
00:39:02,079 --> 00:39:07,440
now it's Tuesday morning, Elbie goes
to leave for school. She's like,

567
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,480
where are the keys? And I
was like, I don't know. So

568
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:15,559
I'm like, John, where are
the keys because it would be his keys

569
00:39:15,599 --> 00:39:17,199
and he'd been driving the night before, and he's like I don't I mean,

570
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:21,559
I hung him on the hook.
Now he's he had a cold.

571
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,559
So we've all been sick. As
you recall, last week, I was

572
00:39:24,599 --> 00:39:29,440
finally starting to feel better. John
was feeling sick. So this was now

573
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,960
it's early in the morning, and
I'm like, we can't find the keys,

574
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:37,639
and I'm immediately pissed at him,
because where did you fucking put the

575
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,639
keys? You know, well,
he just put his keys right back on

576
00:39:39,679 --> 00:39:44,800
the hook where right blong. I
know, I'm being an Adam, and

577
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,079
I'm like, if you would just
put no, I didn't say that,

578
00:39:46,119 --> 00:39:50,079
but I was like, well,
they're obviously not on the hook, right,

579
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,400
like my keys are on the hook. So Elbie's now starting to freak

580
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,960
out and she's like, I have
to go to school, okay, but

581
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:59,280
so do Sadie and Xander, right, But so I go, all right,

582
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,000
take my key keys and we'll find
Dad's keys. You know they're somewhere.

583
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:07,280
So she takes the keys and goes
to school and drives to school,

584
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:12,159
and now I'm like John, I'm
like pissed. John's turning over the house,

585
00:40:12,199 --> 00:40:15,719
like, look, now the kids
have this state mandated testing that more,

586
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,719
yes, we had that too.
Okay, the school we'd gotten to

587
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:24,280
notice two days before the night before
you have to be at school by nine

588
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,840
am. Now school starts at eight
thirty. But it was like, if

589
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,199
you're not at school by nine am, you can't do the testing. Like

590
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:34,639
the testing is gonna have a hard
start at nine am. You can't do

591
00:40:34,679 --> 00:40:37,360
testing, and then you're gonna have
to be pulled out of classes to make

592
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,199
up to make up the testing,
which is kind of a nightmare. And

593
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:44,840
then they get behind in their classes. So now Sadie and Xander are starting

594
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,639
to freak out and I'm like,
and now I'm like, John, did

595
00:40:47,639 --> 00:40:52,320
you leave the keys in the door
last night? Because he has a tendency

596
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,920
to like leave them in the car, leave him, and so we had

597
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:59,679
already looked in the car. They're
nowhere in the car. I can't we

598
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,719
can not find them. I'm so
annoyed at John at this point, I'm

599
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,639
like, oh my god, like
you have lost the keys before, but

600
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:10,800
this fucking takes the cake. So
I'm like, what do you do in

601
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:15,079
that situation? I call an Uber
because I'm like, the kids have to

602
00:41:15,079 --> 00:41:19,280
get to school. Yeah. Now
I'm new to Uber. Remember I told

603
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,360
you that I just recently downloaded the
app even because I needed because we were

604
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:27,559
down a car and I needed to
take Sadie to the pediatrician, So I

605
00:41:27,639 --> 00:41:32,159
downloaded Uber and had my first I've
ubered with other people. Okay, well

606
00:41:32,159 --> 00:41:37,400
I've ubered with other people, but
I don't have the app on my phone.

607
00:41:37,559 --> 00:41:40,880
I've just never needed it right,
right, But because John had to

608
00:41:42,119 --> 00:41:45,519
John when John's sister was in town, he was going to take her to

609
00:41:45,559 --> 00:41:49,079
the getty. Sadie wasn't feeling well. So I was like, I had

610
00:41:49,119 --> 00:41:51,519
to take Sadie to the pediatrician.
I was like, screw it, you

611
00:41:51,559 --> 00:41:53,599
guys don't stay home all day on
my account. Albe had already gone to

612
00:41:53,639 --> 00:41:57,440
school. I was like, I'll
just uber. The doctor's office was like

613
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:00,800
a mile away, right. What
I didn't realize was that if you try

614
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:04,440
to schedule an uber. Because I
was like, okay, she's just to

615
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,679
be at the doctor at eleven fifteen, I'll schedule an uber for eleven am.

616
00:42:08,079 --> 00:42:09,960
I was like, yeah, do
you want an uber? It's going

617
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,840
to be forty three dollars to go
a mile. I was like, no,

618
00:42:14,119 --> 00:42:17,360
wait, what, I think I'm
doing something wrong. So but if

619
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:21,559
you want the uber right now that's
coming in five minutes, it's five dollars.

620
00:42:22,079 --> 00:42:24,679
Wow, So if you schedule it, it's more that much more that

621
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:31,320
much more forty three dollars as opposed
to like five dollars. Wow. Yeah,

622
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:36,719
I've also found lyft to be a
lot. Oh yeah, it's yeah.

623
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:40,880
And can you schedule with Lyft?
I think you can probably yeah.

624
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:45,320
I think the problem is that then
you're buying somebody's time if you have to

625
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:51,159
schedule it. Maybe it's just but
in my area, I've learned there's always

626
00:42:51,159 --> 00:42:52,840
an uber's or like four minutes away. Yeah, you know. Okay.

627
00:42:53,119 --> 00:42:57,719
So anyway, that so that was
only like a couple of weeks ago.

628
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,639
So now I have the Uber app, and now I'm all Uber proud,

629
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,800
right, I'm like, well,
I'll schedule an uber. I look it

630
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,920
up and it's like it says it's
five minutes away, but it wasn't five

631
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,760
minutes away. It was like ten
minutes away, because you know, and

632
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:12,280
then it keeps saying, Okay,
they're gonna be there in seven minutes.

633
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:19,079
Anyway, Juanita rolls up in the
in her gray Honda, and the kids

634
00:43:19,079 --> 00:43:22,599
were just like like, I was
like, I'm gonna get you. You're

635
00:43:22,599 --> 00:43:25,679
gonna get to school by nine am
if it kills me. So I had

636
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:30,440
by eight forty i'd ordered the uber. So anyway, they got to school

637
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,960
on time. But like Juanita rolls
up. I'm like, hi, I

638
00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:37,039
called the uber you're taking them?
And she's like, oh, not all

639
00:43:37,079 --> 00:43:38,159
three of you. And I was
like, nope, just those two and

640
00:43:38,159 --> 00:43:44,159
she was like okay. And then
the kids put on their instagrams like okay,

641
00:43:44,199 --> 00:43:47,119
I'm in an uber right now,
like go in a school. I

642
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:51,159
was like, pretend you're I texted
them. I was like, pretend you're

643
00:43:51,199 --> 00:43:54,360
like a New York rich kid having
a driver take you to school. You

644
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:59,000
go. All you need to worry
about is you're getting to school by nine

645
00:43:59,039 --> 00:44:01,480
am. Right, your ship with
you. I made your lunch. Yeah,

646
00:44:01,599 --> 00:44:07,400
have a nice day. Okay.
So then they're off and now I'm

647
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,440
like where are these keys? And
of course in my mind, I'm like,

648
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:14,480
well, I'm gonna have to order
order a new set of keys.

649
00:44:14,639 --> 00:44:15,760
And I'm like, I don't even
know how you do that, Like I

650
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:20,159
call the dealership. I don't even
know where our dealership is because we use

651
00:44:20,159 --> 00:44:22,119
a car broker. I get our
car, right, I don't even remember,

652
00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:29,039
you know. Okay, So Elby
texts me, uh, the keys.

653
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,480
The second set of keys was under
the front seat of the car.

654
00:44:34,039 --> 00:44:37,159
Oh. She found him she found
him, but I'm like, so of

655
00:44:37,159 --> 00:44:39,519
course, I'm like, oh my
god, John left him in the car.

656
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:47,079
But twist twist in the plot twist, John hadn't been in that car.

657
00:44:47,679 --> 00:44:52,079
What happened is hap Elby had taken
the keys, had been having a

658
00:44:52,119 --> 00:44:55,280
stressful morning, took the keys off
the hook, put him in her backpack,

659
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,559
went to go leave for school,
and was like where are the keys?

660
00:45:00,119 --> 00:45:02,679
Had had some kind of amnesia and
forgot she had already taken the keys

661
00:45:04,039 --> 00:45:07,679
because she's like, oh, they
rolled out of They rolled out of my

662
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,320
backpack into the car. Because I
was like, well, that's impossible because

663
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:15,719
Dad wasn't in that car last night. I was I had driven that car

664
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:20,519
r Prius to hear right, driven
at home. Nobody else took that car

665
00:45:20,559 --> 00:45:22,119
out the night, and John wouldn't
not have been in the car and would

666
00:45:22,159 --> 00:45:24,760
not have left the keys in there. So there was only one culprit,

667
00:45:25,039 --> 00:45:29,559
and that culprit was Elby. When
she got home, I was like,

668
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,280
so, Elby, like, you
actually took the keys. She's like,

669
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:35,719
no, I didn't. That's impossible
because I didn't take them. And I

670
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,400
was like, well, you did
put him in your backpack because that's the

671
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,639
only you know what I mean.
It was like one of those things where

672
00:45:40,639 --> 00:45:44,599
it's like, no, that's literally
the only way that could have happened.

673
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,280
She goes, well, somebody put
him in my backpack. I go,

674
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:57,239
nobody put against you. Nobody went
framer. Gremlins came out. We fed

675
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:00,519
them after midnight. They were up
to no good. They're trying to fuck

676
00:46:00,599 --> 00:46:05,159
with her. Oh my god.
Wow. I had to wait for her

677
00:46:05,199 --> 00:46:07,920
to get home, brought bulk,
sets the keys back, and then we

678
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,559
had to leave and go get the
kids. Did the kids want to take

679
00:46:10,559 --> 00:46:15,960
an uber back home? Probably?
Yeah, that's hilarious. Yeah. I

680
00:46:16,039 --> 00:46:21,960
have a backpack story that's been going
on at my household. So I don't

681
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:28,119
know if I told you this,
but Phil got into Natalia's friend's backpack.

682
00:46:28,559 --> 00:46:31,079
Yeah, I talked about that,
right. So now Phil is on a

683
00:46:31,159 --> 00:46:37,000
backpack mission. Now he thinks that
any backpack he sees has got some shit

684
00:46:37,119 --> 00:46:42,480
in it that he wants. So
he destroyed Sonny's backpack again like again,

685
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:47,559
but that we recovered from that.
Then the other day, Sonny can't find

686
00:46:47,559 --> 00:46:52,400
his backpack. He left it by
the back door where he always leaves it.

687
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,920
Could not find it. And was
like, what the hell, But

688
00:46:55,039 --> 00:47:00,920
then he looks down the hall and
he sees his laptop just land on the

689
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:06,960
floor. Oh no, Phil took
the backpack from the back door into another

690
00:47:07,079 --> 00:47:12,679
room down the hall. Yes,
yes, backpack. Yes, he didn't

691
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:15,119
take it to his other burial ground, which is upstairs. He's got a

692
00:47:15,159 --> 00:47:19,760
spot that I call that's his killed
place. That's where he brings that's his

693
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,480
burial growler. He brings all the
shit from like the kitchen. He just

694
00:47:22,519 --> 00:47:27,239
eats it and then you know you'll
find the rappers there. He took it

695
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,760
down into another room, turned the
corner into the other room, like hiding

696
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:36,199
from everybody, ripped the side of
it, ripped the whole, like opened

697
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:39,360
it as he was dragging it.
Dropped the laptop, didn't give a fuck

698
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:44,639
about that kept going and there was
no food in it, and we were

699
00:47:44,679 --> 00:47:46,239
like what. And then sudden he
was like, oh, I had a

700
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:50,719
peanut butter and jelly sandwich from two
days ago that I didn't eat. But

701
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,480
he took it out two nights ago
and he was like, do you think

702
00:47:52,519 --> 00:47:55,199
it's still good? And I go, no, dude, throw it away.

703
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,679
Why didn't you eat it? And
he's like I got other food at

704
00:47:58,679 --> 00:48:00,519
school, and I was like,
all right, well rode away. But

705
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:05,960
so Phil smelled the back back.
I smelled the peanut butter, and that's

706
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:07,800
his jam. He loves that ship. Oh yeah, yes, yes.

707
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:15,719
And so he just destroyed Sonny's second
back back, tore it apart. Luckily

708
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:20,760
the laptop is okay. Luckily didn't
eat that, you know, at his

709
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,960
rate. And and I saved a
dog the other day, you did,

710
00:48:24,159 --> 00:48:27,679
yeah, a little karma. I
mean I didn't say well. I was

711
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,360
driving back home and I see this
like blonde lab looks like like Molly,

712
00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:36,840
just wandering around and I was like, oh wait, you must be what

713
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,840
are you doing. He was like
in the street and I pull him over.

714
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,960
I pull over, I get out
of the car, I pull him

715
00:48:42,039 --> 00:48:45,239
aside. His name is like Hugo
or something, and I was a tag

716
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:49,159
on. He had a tag on. But then the people that he belonged

717
00:48:49,199 --> 00:48:51,719
to, I could not find their
address. It's not on the curb,

718
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,519
it's not on their house. But
he was like very friendly to me,

719
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,280
and then I'm like, where do
you where's your house? And he kind

720
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,239
of just walked up to the house. And then the guy that answered the

721
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,719
door, was like he was a
kid. He wasn't a kid. He

722
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,199
was like Kaylin's age. He wasn't
the man of the house. So he

723
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:12,079
was a kid, like stoned out
of his mind. How did I get

724
00:49:12,159 --> 00:49:14,760
hurt? I'm the man of my
house. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah,

725
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,199
well yeah yeah. But I could
tell that he wasn't the dad.

726
00:49:17,599 --> 00:49:22,599
This kid was stoned. And I
was like knocking and ringing the doorbell,

727
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:24,920
and I don't think he wanted to
come to the door. I wouldn't leave.

728
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,320
Yeah, I don't know, like
you know, when you're like hi,

729
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,639
you don't want to talk to people. So he's I stood there for

730
00:49:31,679 --> 00:49:37,079
like ten minutes with this dog and
I kept ringing and knocking and ring and

731
00:49:37,119 --> 00:49:40,320
I'm like, I guess nobody's home
and um. And then eventually he comes

732
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:44,079
to the door and he's like I
could tell he was stoned. And I'm

733
00:49:44,079 --> 00:49:45,000
like, is this your dog?
And he's like, oh my god,

734
00:49:45,039 --> 00:49:47,360
how did it get out? And
I go because your gates wide open.

735
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:52,079
If this is the house, your
side gates open. He's like, oh,

736
00:49:52,119 --> 00:49:53,480
we had workers here. I was
like, okay, stone or take

737
00:49:53,519 --> 00:49:58,119
your dog. But I felt good. I was like, I have a

738
00:49:58,159 --> 00:50:01,000
black lab that gets out. So
if you ever see a fat lab black

739
00:50:01,079 --> 00:50:04,679
down the street, that's my dog. So I'll return the ferry. He's

740
00:50:04,679 --> 00:50:07,760
like, yeah, I got it. Oh gosh, that's so funny.

741
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,920
Yeah. I was once walking.
I mean I say once as if this

742
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:14,760
happened ten years ago, you know
whatever. A month ago. I was

743
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,400
walking down our street and there was
a dog out, like on the sidewalk,

744
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:21,599
and it was kind of the evening. The dogs shouldn't be there,

745
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:25,360
right, and the dog wasn't that
friendly though, so it was didn't want

746
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:29,280
me to kind of come close,
but it was just out in the street.

747
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:30,880
It shouldn't have been there, so
I was trying to like, so

748
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:35,719
I went up to the house and
similar situation. The guy wasn't wouldn't come

749
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:37,599
to the door. It's not kind
of like peeking in the window. Yeah,

750
00:50:37,639 --> 00:50:40,239
me too. Yeah, and then
he sees me and I was like

751
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:44,599
helloa, like waving at him to
go to the door. So he oh,

752
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:46,760
So he comes to the window and
I was like, is this your

753
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:52,320
dog there that's outside? He goes, oh, how'd you get out?

754
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,079
Yeah? And then yeah, then
he came to the front door and he

755
00:50:54,119 --> 00:51:00,239
was all grouchy with mee bitch,
Well doesn't far far from the tree the

756
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:04,920
dogs mean the owners mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know,

757
00:51:05,039 --> 00:51:08,920
in our neighborhood, we have bears
that are like out and about what.

758
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:13,800
Yeah, that's I should post some
of these pictures. There's a mama bear

759
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:17,039
with all these little baby bears walking
in somebody's backyard. Because I'm on our

760
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:22,199
you know, our neighborhood Facebook,
not next door too, but this I

761
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,519
found on our facebook, neighborhood Facebook, and they're like, you know,

762
00:51:24,599 --> 00:51:29,119
oh, and everybody's talking about how
cute they are out whatever, and it's

763
00:51:29,119 --> 00:51:34,000
like, well, I have a
son your neck out yeah, Like Sonny

764
00:51:34,159 --> 00:51:38,039
walks around this neighborhood all the time, sometimes in the pitch dark, and

765
00:51:38,079 --> 00:51:40,400
I'm like and I keep telling him
watch out for bears, watch out,

766
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,880
and he's like yeah, yeah,
yeah. Well I took a screenshot and

767
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:47,039
I showed there's a and then there
was a huge one just walking right in

768
00:51:47,079 --> 00:51:52,199
the middle of the street in broad
daylight, like on our on our street.

769
00:51:52,519 --> 00:51:55,400
Wow, I know, I show
you, I show you the pictures.

770
00:51:55,440 --> 00:52:00,119
It's crazy. I had a client
recently who was east of you,

771
00:52:00,119 --> 00:52:04,039
you know, a little further passa
and um, he had a pawn in

772
00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:06,719
his front yard and he was like, yeah, we need to create some

773
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:08,840
more Hindi spots because the bears will
come and get the fish. And I

774
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:13,159
was like, well, they're not
gonna come and get me while I'm here,

775
00:52:13,199 --> 00:52:15,440
right, pawd right, And he's
like no, no, you should

776
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,519
be fine. I was like yeah, ever, like the neighbors are so

777
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:22,000
like nonchalant, like oh look,
how cute, and they're like naming the

778
00:52:22,039 --> 00:52:24,760
bear and everything and did he have
a tag on his ear and stuff like

779
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:29,000
that, And I was like,
isn't anybody afraid? Like why? Why

780
00:52:29,039 --> 00:52:32,679
isn't anybody going like what hide your
dogs and kids? Like how come?

781
00:52:34,039 --> 00:52:37,239
One woman said she used to work
at the Wildlife waystation and she knows those

782
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,960
types of bears, and they they're
usually harmless, you know, you know,

783
00:52:42,039 --> 00:52:44,920
don't if they don't, boy,
don't they're just looking for food,

784
00:52:45,159 --> 00:52:47,960
which there's pictures of them going through
trash cans and stuff, which all right,

785
00:52:49,039 --> 00:52:52,880
But like what if one comes across
Sunny when he's walking home listening to

786
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:59,480
his porn. Yes he is a
snack. He's like that's scary. Yeah,

787
00:52:59,559 --> 00:53:01,119
yeah, it's I don't know,
I am We got coyotes. Oh

788
00:53:01,199 --> 00:53:04,760
yeah, we have coyotes too.
Do you ever hear him at night?

789
00:53:05,639 --> 00:53:08,800
But they they howl and it sounds
like they're ripping a dog apart or something.

790
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,760
I know, it's so far.
Yeah, I know, it's crazy.

791
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:16,199
I haven't I'm gonna knock on wood. I haven't seen one in a

792
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:21,719
while in our neighborhood. But I
was used to see him all the time,

793
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:23,320
and I was so scared. I
know, it is. It's scary.

794
00:53:23,599 --> 00:53:28,599
There's time mace and a whistle and
like yeah, yeah, case.

795
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:31,000
There's been times where Sunny comes home
and he's like there's like a pack of

796
00:53:31,039 --> 00:53:34,760
him kind of following him from far
away, you know, kind of like

797
00:53:35,119 --> 00:53:37,719
you know, and then somebody will
drive by and like scare him off and

798
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:42,599
you know, tell him like there's
coyotes behind whatever. But it's scary.

799
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:47,000
I know. I'm like warning him
about bears and you know, watch out

800
00:53:47,039 --> 00:53:52,000
for the bear with the white van
that can kidnap you. Telling them about

801
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:57,079
everything. All right, Hey,
guys, we have a couple of business

802
00:53:57,079 --> 00:54:00,880
shoutouts before we before we totally say
goodbye, and one of them is my

803
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:04,880
friend Adam Lerner. Now, how
I got my car was do a car

804
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,840
broker. Do you use a car
broker? Yeah? We did. Yeah,

805
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,960
Okay, it's such a better way
to get a car. It is.

806
00:54:12,079 --> 00:54:15,039
They don't charge you anything, so
it's no fee to you, and

807
00:54:15,119 --> 00:54:19,239
they can get you They can beat
any price that you get at a dealership.

808
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:22,320
That's how we first got turned onto
car car brokers. Yea, because

809
00:54:22,599 --> 00:54:24,480
we had a friend who used one. It was like we were shopping around

810
00:54:24,519 --> 00:54:28,199
for a car and calling and going, what's your best price? And then

811
00:54:28,199 --> 00:54:31,639
our friend goes use a broker,
right right, I'll get you yeah,

812
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:36,119
yeah, yeah. So this is
my friend who got us our last car.

813
00:54:36,119 --> 00:54:37,880
You got us a great deal on
our VW. His name is Adam

814
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:42,719
Learner, and I'm just gonna give
you his phone number. It's three ten

815
00:54:43,559 --> 00:54:47,639
nine nine eight seven zero four eight, and I will also put it on

816
00:54:47,679 --> 00:54:51,400
our Facebook page. So I'm going
to do do a shout out for him

817
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:57,639
every week so he can do all
of la any surrounding areas. Hit him

818
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:00,199
up. That's a great car broker. I gave him a shout out in

819
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:05,280
here once before, but now he's
officially that's doing it. Yeah. Also,

820
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,960
Marin is um sugar Skull. That's
her business she and her husband.

821
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:15,159
It's a small bakery and a gift
shop on Kauai in Hawaii, Hawaii.

822
00:55:15,559 --> 00:55:19,320
So if you're vacationing there, check
them out. Um you can like and

823
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:23,519
follow their Instagram page at sugar Skull
eight oh eight and she'll give you fifteen

824
00:55:23,559 --> 00:55:28,840
percent off if you um use the
code fco Well. Also Basic Becky.

825
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:35,559
Oh, I just a bitch asked
her for a mug. Yeah, you

826
00:55:35,599 --> 00:55:38,320
know what I want to get.
I want to get a succession mug for

827
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:43,199
John and call it. Do you
remember when um, what's his name?

828
00:55:44,039 --> 00:55:47,119
Uh? Greg? Yes, started
calling himself the quad Squad? Yes,

829
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:50,760
yes, I want to do Quad
Squad. And I want to do a

830
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:57,440
picture of the of the kids and
then to have one of them b John.

831
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:01,519
Great idea, I know, let's
make this happen. That's awesome.

832
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:08,119
Do a picture of Shivan, picture
of Kendall and a picture of John Taylor.

833
00:56:09,119 --> 00:56:14,119
That's so funny. Yeah, I
mean he'll think that's so funny.

834
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:17,599
Yeah I would. Okay, So
just go to just basic Becky dot com

835
00:56:17,639 --> 00:56:22,280
to get some stuff made for yourself
or find her on Facebook. Basic Becky.

836
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,679
Also Kelly Wilman Frieda. If you're
in Palm Springs, you're if you're

837
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:30,159
in Palm Desert, might do a
book signing there, like a good idea

838
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:35,199
when my book comes out. Yeah, um, yeah, they've been voted

839
00:56:35,199 --> 00:56:38,920
best breakfast for like six years in
a row on Diners, drive Ins and

840
00:56:39,039 --> 00:56:45,199
Divas. Now they've been Yeah,
they've been voted best breakfast and they're featured

841
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,920
in anyway. You guys, you
guys know the trill. All right,

842
00:56:47,159 --> 00:56:52,039
we'll have some more for you on
Friday. All right, Well, thank

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00:56:52,079 --> 00:56:54,440
you everybody. Thank you. Kaylin. You're a parent now, don't f

844
00:56:54,679 --> 00:57:00,360
it up and letting go