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Hey, if you gang me popping
fresh? How's it go? How's it

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going? Everybody? Welcome to the
Snark Tank Podcast. It's me Chris Derek

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Sweeney. That's me. Now I'm
gonna let the other guys introduce themselves.

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Hi, I'm Kingston. Hi,
I'm Lord sex Man's Lord sex Man.

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Welcome to the podcast. We've been
we've been itching, We've been feverishly scratching

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our necks like crack addicts, waiting
to have Lord sex Man on the podcast

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for years. Man, this is
the first episode. We talked about it,

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like we couldn't get him, so
so we went with Zach instead.

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But uh right, right, yeah, Lord, thank you so much.

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I wish I god Man, I
wish there was a celebrity named Lord.

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I wish. I feel like it's
the one part of society that that we

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haven't we haven't encroached with just the
stupidest fucking names, Like I feel like

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gen Z are capable because you know
they're doing the the over the top tattoos

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on their faces, like there's there's
what's his name, blue Face. I

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think blue Face actually has like Benjamin
Franklin tattooed on his face. You're talking

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about blue Eye. No, I'm
talking about I learned. I learned about

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blue face on the on the radio, because yeah, blue face, blue

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faces. Yeah, if you've heard
of blue face, you know you know

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about blue face. But I'm just
saying that, uh, there there are

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there are gen z. There are
younger people now that are getting the most

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wildest tattoos on their face. So
I think the next thing is to where

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I feel like a blue face might
be like you know what, I'm gonna

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just change my name to blue face. If I have a kid, his

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name is gonna be Lord sex Man. It's like that. It's like that.

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It's like that girl who rode into
the show, who is like,

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my name is what is it?
Combat Evolved or whatever? Yes, like

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Ashley, Combat of All actually Combat
of All that was it. That's a

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real name now, And it's like, that's fucking sick. I love that.

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Excuse me if it isn't Ashley,
but I think it is. I

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think I think it's like that.
Yeah, that's so terrible. Lord sex

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man, you're getting on, Lord
sex Man. You want me to you

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want me to go into detail?
What's on? Lord sex? You want

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me to so much pussy for you? Named Lord sex Man, your name.

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You're not gonna get. You might
be okay, you might get a

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ton of pussy, but you are
going to there's gonna be nights where you

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sit up here like my parents named
me Lord sex Man. It's gonna be

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sitting up in your room, like
like right after a shower, already sit

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down. You're gonna be like,
what would they do? Were they thinking

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to be fair? I think that's
what you would think once you're after when

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you're an adult. Absolutely, it's
kind of like me even thinking this is

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you somewhat related where my mom knew
how obsessed I was with martial arts and

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didn't even try to put me in
martial arts, and I thought as an

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adult that I'm like, I'm like, wait, that's kind of fucked up.

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I'm sorry. I want to point
out that Kingston just equipped a different

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laugh that was more like like a
fucking bird that like a Disney princess summoned

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from by singing. That was so
funny. It's so funny because that is

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literally, that is literally how you
just laughed. You fucking whistled, yo.

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That is you dude, You do
cycle laughs. That's pretty awesome you

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have and he's like entering into your
mouth. It's like cyberpunk different because understand

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how memories work right, and you
don't understand how, Like you how remembering

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things work right? Like how you
and you just grab a few memories in

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the bank and you're like, all
right, what is why somebodys remembering some

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days? You don't sure? That's
how my laugh works, where like I

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wake up and I'm like, all
right, cool, this bread comes up.

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There's like, what kind of laugh
do you want? Bird? Like

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hyena, gorilla and gorilla. We
just got tagged again in your fucking demonic

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laugh of that that Paul Rubens saying
it again, like that thing is you.

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It's really the part where you you
tilt your head to a forty five

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degree angle, your eyes wide and
as as wide as they can go,

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and you are just hysterically losing it. It looks like you're you're you're about

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to go warp speed. You're like
approaching, bro. It's crazy that it's

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pretty due man shout out to Penis
Man, Doug and Lord sex Dude,

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Lord Lord sex Man Dude be called
Penis Man. Is you gotta be something

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really like Jack? Like your neck
can't move too much. It's just like

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so much muscles covering your neck that
you can't move to what was your your

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actual You're not pretty much. I
was gonna say you your real neck is

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like Keaton's Batman, you know,
or like he's just like you are rigid

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movement. Yeah, you're rigid as
well. You're fucking you're fucking you walking

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from the Hey I'm Penis man.
That's like one of the things where like

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your dick is under your shirt,
under your shirt and is the resting on

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the head, and it's like,
well, what's what's that? I feel

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I promise I feel like we're close
to it. And and on that note,

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like, so there's one punch man, you know you have. I

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just watched the first episode of chainsaw
Man, and so I think because of

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this stuff weird on the cusp of
people being named uh something vulgar and man,

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there's there's definitely an there's definitely gonna
be somebody who was like, this

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is my son chainsaw Man, like
one hundred percent, like a hundred percent,

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this is my son chainsaw Man and
chainsaw Man Reynolds or whatever the or

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some nonsense, and that's that's gonna
be the world. Now. The question

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is like like, if your name
is, if your name is Lord sex

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Man, are you are you getting
health insurance? Are you just winging it?

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Mmm? You got it. You're
gonna have too much sexy, way

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too much. You got antibiotics,
you gotta if your name is, if

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your name is Penis Man or Lord
sex Man, you gotta get it shut

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because you're gonna catch something. Yeah, I feel like you'd be such a

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regular test like every six months,
even with even no partners, Like it

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wasn't possibly gonna have a partner every
fucking week in different week, you know.

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But what's going on? Guys?
Yeah, I'll go to my room.

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You know, I know where I
gotta go. He goes in it.

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I don't know. Cardio is a
scanny scan to give yourself of his

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own blood test doctors. I was
going, Penis Man, you know,

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I remember, I'm just fucking in
every fucking day, like I like,

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right now, I have three appointments. Man. You get you get acquainted,

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man, you get acquainted with the
planned parenthood. You know, you

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go and you're like Steve and I
fucking invested. There was there's a good

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year in my life where I was
like I was well acquainted with with the

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people who worked at a planned parenthood. I was getting tested a whole.

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But let's go there. There was
a period of time. There was a

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period of time where I got very
well acquainted with the pharmacists at Walmart.

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So I gotta saying and I kept
coming to that pharmacy and he was like,

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I can't help you here, dude, Like this is not the place

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to go for what you got someone
different, And I'm like, God,

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damn it, it's crazy. How
like we we we whipped its task.

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I get ads on my my streaming
services and it's just like just we we

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do. We beat the We held
it down and we kicked the ship out

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of AIDS that in fact we gained
AIDS. AIDS is what we that AIDS

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can regress to HIV and then become
undetectable in your blood. It is something

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if you would have said in the
eighties, no one would have believed you,

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dude, would be crazy. If
if they have technology would have been

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available, if that medicine would have
been available in the eighties, just imagine

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the just exponential amount of butt sex
that would have been having, you know,

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because a lot of people got scared
then you right now were like ken

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froze and like I cast like somebody
cast a freezing spell. And all the

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homos were like, no, they're
no longer able to move. They were

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like, yeah, man, you
can't. Yeah, I guess if your

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name is Lord sex Man, you
really you can't be. You can't be

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stirring up the volume of lube canoes
that you would be without without getting fucking

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you know right, a healthy amount
of medicine, you know right, And

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you better rise to the occasion of
that fucking name too. That's the thing.

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The weak ass dick that would be
like, imagine if your name was

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Batman and you were just like an
accountant who got fucking killed in a deli,

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you know, like fucking it,
he's so sad. It'd be like,

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oh man, Batman shot in delli. It's like a ship being killed

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in a bodega is so sad because
you know why, they'll keep their day

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going. They won't even close the
bodega. They'll clean up, they'll close,

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they cloy you're exaggerated cloth. The
will said they have to close the

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boga because the cops would force them
to close. The cops the cops will

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come into bodega. They'd be like, hey, give us an hour.

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We can't do anything. As soon
as the cops get that body out of

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there and they move everything to open
thatga back up, they can't open.

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They got to make a bunch of
They gotta make a bunch of chop cheeses.

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They got a lot to do.
They can't. Here the camera's right

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here, we saw who did it. You guys got twenty five thirty five

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minutes before I got to open this
back up. I got a lot of

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baking negatises to make. Here's what
I would say. Here's here's what I

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said. If there's an investigation,
if there's an investigation that has happened,

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I feel I feel like here's what
would happen. I feel like the cops

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would come and they would be like, hey, listen, you're gonna have

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to close up shop. However,
can I get a bacon, egg and

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cheese in a spread? They would
do that, That is absolutely they will.

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In fact, some real New York
someone said, let me get a

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bacon, eggan, cheese and a
mystic. That's the most New York thing

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I've said in a long time.
Get a mystic. Let me get a

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blue Mystic and a bacon, egg
and cheese. I got is like this

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like fucking the most New York drig
where it comes in these glass bottles which

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they used to the probably it's all
gone, it's all gone now. And

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they had this like they had this
like very like the top part was more

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slender than the lower part. And
then there was like this gruse on that

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had this like weirdly like stylized M. And I remember mystics being fired.

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There was the blue one was so
good. It was like blue raspberry and

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like it was like raspberry and blueberry. Bro shout out to mystic. Shout

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out in New York for a second, real quick shout out to I never

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actually had mystic in my life as
far as I can remember. Now,

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I was. I was a snap. I see it. You know,

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Yeah, I wonder if I want
to try one to sple was the other

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that was the other drink that was
like that in every every pizza place you

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went to there was there was like
they had a Snapple machine. While the

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one I talked about literally Buhamma Bluebear. Like no, I described the literal

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picture of a mystic like I looked
up mystic drinking the one I described is

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right there. Yeah, yeah,
I remember them, bro, I remember

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a few times right there, but
I remember, but I remember twice,

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yeah twice, but I remember specifically
mystic. I remember that because they had

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the same kind of caps that Snapples
do. I remember that. It's like

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weird but bottom at the bottom of
a loosen Yeah. Yeah, But both

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of them are no longer in glass. So now that's not true for the

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mist, bro. I think the
only drink that's still in glass now is

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uh what Coca cola? Well,
Mexican coke? Right, but you can

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still get it, That's what I'm
saying, Like you can't, can't.

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I was just thinking like a regular
like American drink, like like, uh

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uh you who who fucking drinks?
Who I have? Okay, I have?

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I have a fucking real issue here, how the fun? So glass

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is so expensive, right, that's
the reason. It's like glasses like heavier,

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it breaks more often, it's difficult
to ship in comparison to plastic.

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It's a lot cheaper. We Snapple
can't afford it. But fucking you who

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you who can afford glass? Who
you know? What? You can afford

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it? Because you who's making the
effort to do it, man, And

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so anyone that I have that one
that drinks you who will beat the funk

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out of anybody like like the like
the Snapple fan base is not violent enough

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to be like if they're like if
we put it in plastic, don't get

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mad, but they'll get mad.
You who like we put it in plastic,

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don't come here and they'll eat us. Okay, plus come here and

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they'll feed on. It'll be chewing
through the metal, Like what'll be like,

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why is it in glass? Taking
a huge mine out of a metal

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gate? And they'll be like,
yo, this is bad. I've never

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I've really never. I will never
let that go man, Like like glass

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models are just so much better objectively
for drink storage. Like it's just so

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like you're right, yeah, it
chills it better. It chills it better,

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It gets it way colder, way
more secure. Taste follows it.

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They a stupid fucking taste to it, especially like when it's transferring a lot

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of times when drinks are being transferred, like, oh it it's fucking cold.

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Probably for like the like the last
few minutes it was actually ship They

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don't turn that thing on for the
entire time. So it's a hottish ship

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in the truck and it just sweet
fucking plastic chemicals are just seeping into it.

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It's so weird. It's so frustrated
plastic now, but I hate that

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ship. You are exemple last nine
percent plastic. That's fucking terrible. It's

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it's pretty bad. I'm so plastic
plastic man. Yeah, but yeah,

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don't trust. Don't trust people that
drink you who that if you see,

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like across the street, if you
see a guy drinking across the street.

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Do you see a guy drinking you
who don't let him know you saw him.

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Yeah, don't draw attention to it, like notice him and then across

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when you see when you see a
man with you, put on, put

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on your shades, put on your
sunglasses. When you see a man sh

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yes, absolutely put in your shades
because notice that he's gonna eat you.

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He's not gonna notice. No,
no, no, no, you don't

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understand. You have to keep you
have to put your shades on so you

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can survey him without him understanding that
he that uh that you're saveyian, you

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know what I mean? Like you
can you know, shad on. It

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doesn't matter because they're not going to. They're not going to. They're like

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fucking predator, like twenty eight days
later. Have you guys seen twenty eight

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days later? You know they wanted
to like looking around like this, doing

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the little thing, and they take
a sip of the you know, they

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bite, they bite the bottle.
Dude, I have run. They eat

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it like it's sucking sugar glass man, like it's fucking Willy Wonka eating the

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fucking teacups. The idea, the
ideo the way where you just painted you

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who drinkers as some human man.
They don't deserve glass, I mean deserve

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that. What the are you preserving? Don't know what taste? What flavor

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profile are you preserving with your fucking
glass chocolate water? You savage? Get

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the funk out of here, Get
out of here. Funny. What's funny

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is that I bet the ones when
they drink the what you call it,

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when you know, when they come
in like the paper bottle, the paper

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like ones, because they have the
paper, you hoos, I bet they

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just eat that like paper. What
there's a there's a paper or there's the

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paper like the juice boxes. What
like a fucking snow cone? What do

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you mean, but there's like there's
like you Who juice boxes, the juice

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the boxes of you Who. You've
seen me before, that's like I see

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like juice. Okay, that's not
okay, all right. I bet they

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eat it like loafs of bread,
but then just pick it up and start

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chewing on like loads of bread.
They rip it apart. Man, I

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have so little like I used to. So funny. It's so funny too,

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because like I remember, I'm sure
I've told this story on the podcast

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before, but like I remember being
a kid. I remember being like maybe

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six or seven or whatever, and
I loved you Who, and then like

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literally one week on Wednesday I loved
it, and on Thursday I couldn't stand

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it. I was like, what
the fuck am I drinking? Like it

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was like overnight where I was like, like half one of them, Chris,

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You're half one of them. If
you loved you, you're half one

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of them. You got that,
you got the gene for in you one

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of how I know. That's how
I know, man, That's how.

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That's the reason why I this sat
this, this, this this deep hatred

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because I understand you have a child. You have a child, and your

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child is like a regular like four
month old baby and you bring you in

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and it gets up at long it's
up that you would start eating I've never

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I know, I want there's no
blood in its mouth. It's that ship

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into the trash can afterwards. It'll
kill you that time will be able to

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kill a grown man. You gotta
make sure, like you gotta like you

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gotta like all right, cool,
I'm gonna train normal miracle that it really

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is a miracle that you who still
survives, especially like first of all,

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it's already weird that you know,
grown ass person would even drink chocolate milk,

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Like it's a little it is a
little like as as a beverage.

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You know, you just go out
of your way to drink chocolate milk.

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It is a little bit funny.
But on top of that, like there's

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nest quick, there's like there's like
you would think that it would not even

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bro not even because you who isn't
even milk, it's chocolate drink. I'm

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not looking that up. There's a
dude, I'm if you if you go

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to convenience stores, you will find
you who on the shelves unrefrigerated. And

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that shattered my life. When I
saw that, I was like, that

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is unsafe to drink when I should
not be fucking unrefrigerated. That's insane time,

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And I was like, why is
it not in a milk out?

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I changed at that moment. It's
an immediately I from like a child to

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like dry milk. So there's basically
no absolute yeah yeah, so and then

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there's just a little bit of way
and it's so I see how okay,

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Yeah, it's it's it's like a
it's it's like a fucking it's like a

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way. It's like a protein shake
with no protein in it. It's like

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it's so not that's it's just shake. That's all it is. Those money

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they call it. They call it
chocolate drink. It's crazy because dude,

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I respect chocolate milk. Man.
I like chocolate. I don't go out

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of my way to have it,
but like, you know what, if

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I'm feeling it, it's delicious.
I don't begrudge anybody for having a nice

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glass of chocolate milk. But you
can customize how chocolate it is, dude,

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Like it's great. It's a great
drink, top tier drink, sincerely,

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but like, fuck man, you
who they're something else going on in

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there that that's like a it's like
a fucking Shrek tube potion or something like,

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what the fuck, how are you
making this? Yeah, I don't

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know. I can't. I can't
chocolate milk, and you feel like,

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Look, I don't really even drink
milk anymore. Actually, I'm an almond

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media. I just do like a
vanilla almond milk. And then if you

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have some fucking cocoa puffs. I
don't really do coca puffs either, but

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like on the rarity, then that
that fucking the leftover that ship right there,

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beautiful, beautiful, A little bit
milk absorbs cereal or really well,

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like I've noticed just generally compares malmond
milk. But I just wish. I

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just wish I could drink regular milk. Man. I miss regular milk.

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Yeah, I just I mean,
I'm I'm I'm not one hundred percentactose intolerant,

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but I'm enough to worry. Just
I don't funk with milk. I

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drink, and then I just feel
agony the whole rest of the day.

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I know, there's a I farted
through my pants before, through fucking solid

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dickies. Bro he blew, he
blew them out blew them back up of

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the mount and I was like,
well, did I. I'm very far

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away from my house, so I
just gotta walk it out through the streets

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like this. Did I tell you
that? I didn't know? Did I?

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I don't know if I told you
guys, I didn't know that that

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was I thought that. I thought
everyone was just like that. Everyone was

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like lactose intolerant. When I was
young and I I had a I had

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like a kickback of my house when
I was like I don't know. It

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was freshman year and this girl she
just started pounding the milk in my fridge

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like I'm talking about three four glasses
and I was just looking at her,

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like, you need to leave.
You're gonna like fucking break my toilet,

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bitch, like you're gonna like but
I didn't, I didn't know. She

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was like, no, I'm fine, I don't know what you're talking about.

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And that that kind of like fucked
me up because I never had this

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conversation with anyone. I just thought
like, oh, milk fucks you up.

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And I just thought like that's just
what it does. And I didn't

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know that there's levels of this ship
kind of blew my fucking mind. Yeah,

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so yeah, there's some people and
also people that just chug milk like

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that tilt too. Anyway, it's
weird. It's a weird thing to watch

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them too. You gotta watch off
for them too. Yeah. They they

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they definitely, they definitely like they'll
definitely eat your food off your plate.

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If you look away, they definitely
grab your whole plate, open their jawn

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and put the plate back. It'll
be clean. Oh yeah, first first,

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first one. Yeah, nothing happened
really this week, and which means

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I'm sure tomorrow all of the like
the rest of the Friends cast is gonna

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die. So uh let's yeah,
so before that happens, we're just gonna

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go through some of your questions.
We have eighty questions, and the thread

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has we have eighty three questions and
the and the question thread has been open

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for just like like not even a
day yet. So come on over there

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patroon dot com slash to start tank
and ask your question. You can get

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in very cheap on this tier,
so uh, thank you all for supporting,

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but we got to get through these
otherwise we'll never finish. So elber

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elber Gone wrote in with the first
question. He's like hell, Hey,

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Puerto Rican, Puerto Ricantan certified cholo
Derek, has your dark humor? I've

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forgotten you? In trouble with normal
folks slash non online people for me in

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the third grade. Okay, has
your dark humor ever gotten you? In

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trouble with normal folks? Slash non
online people for me and the third grade.

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A teacher was telling my Spanish class
about a case where the uh,

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I'm not gonna read this. No, I just I literally know honestly,

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I'm not even joking. I just
got so lazy that I didn't want to

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read the rest of it. I
don't even know what the rest of it

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says. But the but there's so
much, there's there's so much of their

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le No, but how much I
don't have. No, but his five

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dollars doesn't mean anything to me.
No, you mean anything to me?

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You all, you all mean nothing
to me. I'll kill all of you

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now. I'm just joking for me. And a teacher was telling me my

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telling my Spanish class about a case
where a man chained his child to a

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tree, and I blurted out,
poor tree. Needless to say, my

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parents got a call from a very
concerned teacher. That's just funny. That's

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not even a dark joke to me. That's like teachers do that ship dude,

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I know exactly what, Like,
I hate that sis bullshit joke.

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Yeah, that's that's poor tree is
a good response to that. I like

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that. That's good. But I
had an experience like this sort of recently,

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or almost did, because like I
thought I might have messed up for

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a second, but then I managed
to turn it around, and I want

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it over. But like, uh, we were at a friend's birthday dinner

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where we were at this Korean barbecue
place and it was a bunch of bunch

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of other content people and some close
friends of mine. We were all kind

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of sitting there and it was just
this girl that I've ever met before,

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is like a friend of a friend
who was brought to this thing, and

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we were at this Korean restaurant and
she was she'd never had Korean barbecue before,

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and we were eating. I was
like, yeah, man, it's

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super good. And I said like, hey man, there's like a secret

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menu where you can get a it's
on the download. You can you can

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order a cat's face. And she
was like, that's not She was like

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that's not an okay joke. And
I remember why. I remember thinking like

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why, and I was like,
oh, yeah, that's right. I

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forgot that that was even I just
genuinely thought would be a ridiculous thing to

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have on a menu, period.
But I forgot that there was even a

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stereotype oriented with that. Because that's
what I'm saying, it's not even in

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my mind. You didn't even think
about it. But so then I turned

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around and I was like, it's
wild. I was like, it's wildly

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racist actually of you to assume that's
what I meant. I just just I

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just think it's bizarre. I just
think it would be weird for you to

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be offered a cat's face. You
I don't know what you're on, but

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you made it weirdly racial for no
reason. God bless you. I just

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would have hit her. Would Yeah, I should have actually put her face

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down on the grill. Realized what
I should have done, but I didn't

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know you. You hit her so
hard, hit her in blood. I

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love the idea of like I think
it's just because I find the idea of

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like serving face is really funny.
Like the the idea of like, here's

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like it's like, oh man,
yeah, can I get that? Can

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I get like a b L T
with a pig's face? Like yeah,

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it is, Uh, it's very
I don't know, I'm very good at

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talk situations, especially when it comes
like jokes. So like I haven't gotten

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in trouble from it ever, And
I'm just like, that's the least interesting

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answer possible. You seem like I
was like, are you like genuinely,

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there's nothing like whatever, Like I
might have said, like I might have

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said the ED word one time where
I shouldn't know when people got offended.

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I was like, yeah, that's
WRONGFDB. Yeah. The landing. Eventually,

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every time I think of my my
buddy Alex, his in high school.

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His his grandpa recently died and you
know, really close to him,

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and uh, we were kind of
insulting each other back and forth, and

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I didn't want to just be lazy
and say like oh, your mom or

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whatever the default, so I tried
to just think of a different family member

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of my brain accidentally landed on your
grandpa and I was like, oh god.

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It was like his reaction he was
like fuck you, but like he's

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at it in a in an okay
way where and I was like, dude,

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I am so sorry. I did
not. Where is when you gotta

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apologize about I haven't apologized about a
joke in a very long time. It's

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I don't know if I can anymore. I don't know if I can't even

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like I feel like my pride,
like, nah, I said it,

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I said it. If I mentioned
it, I would, I wouldn't apologize.

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But that was just a that was
just a freak, like oops,

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you know, you just you just
land on a family member and like oops,

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bad, bad, bad timing.
That's pretty fun of my mom.

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And I'd be like, that's kind
of what happened is a funny. I

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will always laugh at a funny joke. I always swear by that if a

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joke is funny, I'll laugh.
Yeah, if it's actually funny. There

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have been times people have made fun
of my mom and it's been funny and

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I've laughed, and then I think
about I'm like, dang, my bad

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ma. I hope you're doing good
up there. I go back to like

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one, like, dang, that
was a funny fucking joke. No,

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I feel you, I think,
man, and I I found humor in

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my grandpa. I saw him on
his deathbed, and he looked so like

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finished, let me finish. You
see your face is getting ahead of my

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story. I saw I saw him. I saw him, and he looked

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awful, right, he looked he
look a fucking zombie like he looked.

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It was. It actually haunted my
dreams for a minute. But uh,

405
00:28:26.039 --> 00:28:29.960
when I saw him at the funeral, like normally I hate open caskets,

406
00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:33.119
but like seeing at the funeral like
erased that memory and I was like,

407
00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:36.720
oh good, and actually had a
dream again. And the thing is,

408
00:28:36.759 --> 00:28:41.119
though it became like Shanna the Dead
type of a thing. My my,

409
00:28:41.119 --> 00:28:45.799
my brain like kind of put it
to rest to where his the image of

410
00:28:45.839 --> 00:28:52.480
the zombie version of him was dealt
with in a comedic way, essentially in

411
00:28:52.519 --> 00:28:55.960
my dream to kind of compartmentalize it. And I just remember waking up later

412
00:28:56.319 --> 00:28:59.599
and kind of laughing about it that
how fucked up is it that you're dreaming

413
00:28:59.599 --> 00:29:07.119
of like defeating your yours? I
was like, what the fuck is this?

414
00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:10.640
And uh it felt pretty good afterwards, because uh, yeah, it

415
00:29:10.720 --> 00:29:11.960
was. It was one of the
things that we turned it around. Man,

416
00:29:11.960 --> 00:29:15.839
we turned it. Want I want
to make a really joke about caskets,

417
00:29:15.839 --> 00:29:17.920
but I can't, like, I
like, there's like there's a part

418
00:29:17.920 --> 00:29:19.279
of me. I was like,
man, I love open casts, almost

419
00:29:19.319 --> 00:29:22.440
trying to get a nut off,
but then I realized, oh my god,

420
00:29:25.279 --> 00:29:30.519
caskets are just I just they're so
man, I've never seen have you

421
00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:33.839
ever like had like seen like a
dead body. And my grandpa was open

422
00:29:33.880 --> 00:29:37.599
casket, and I was that was
good for me because I was like,

423
00:29:37.680 --> 00:29:40.079
that was like a very good fun
because when he was sick in the hospital

424
00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:42.119
obviously the same thing as me.
Right, they were letting me see him,

425
00:29:42.119 --> 00:29:45.880
obviously, but when he when he
he didn't he didn't look bad.

426
00:29:45.960 --> 00:29:48.000
My grandpa was a strong dude,
so he was like he was a big

427
00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:49.720
guy. Well, I don't know, I'm probably way bigger than him.

428
00:29:49.720 --> 00:29:57.200
Now think he died, you're just
pushing them. I think it's the opposite

429
00:29:57.200 --> 00:30:03.319
is strong. But that guy's a
fun Drake's colic now. But seeing him,

430
00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:07.200
but seeing him was good for me
because I got to like I got

431
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:10.640
to like one last time I put
my hand on my grandma's side. I'm

432
00:30:10.640 --> 00:30:14.920
like, I missed it. It
was good for me. It was good

433
00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:19.680
for me because I really, I
really like my grandpa was my I've I

434
00:30:19.680 --> 00:30:26.440
don't have My father sucks, so
my grandpa Will has always been my first

435
00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:30.680
father figure. Your dad I've had
in my life. Your dad does suck.

436
00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:33.920
I don't know, but that is
horrible, horrible. He comes over

437
00:30:34.119 --> 00:30:37.079
to my place every now and again
for poker n ide, but like he

438
00:30:37.160 --> 00:30:41.079
sucks. Why is my dad my
dad? Would my dad would hate you,

439
00:30:41.200 --> 00:30:48.400
Chris. I couldn't. I couldn't
imagine my dad. He comes here

440
00:30:48.440 --> 00:30:52.160
purely to disrespect my home. I'm
like, what are you doing to see

441
00:30:52.200 --> 00:30:55.480
you? Though? What is he
not? Is not gonna? Like?

442
00:30:55.559 --> 00:30:56.920
Does he not make a stop by
your house? Case? I don't even

443
00:30:57.000 --> 00:31:03.119
live far from Chris. Pretty if
you're coming away from New York to visit

444
00:31:03.400 --> 00:31:10.720
my chrisy, you can stop at
my place. That nigga, Man,

445
00:31:11.480 --> 00:31:15.599
that's crazy. I kind of respect
parents that that feel that way, you

446
00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:18.200
know, the ones that don't feel
obligated to love their kids. I was

447
00:31:18.240 --> 00:31:22.160
like, man, fuck this,
fuck this kid. There's there's some there's

448
00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:26.880
a little bit of respect. No
respect so crazy that I respect that your

449
00:31:26.920 --> 00:31:34.559
children is crazy. Not loving your
children for no reason, it's crazy level

450
00:31:34.680 --> 00:31:37.720
respect it and not like trying to
like, you know, play like I'm

451
00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:42.640
not trying to hear these rules.
Like, no, bitch, dude,

452
00:31:42.640 --> 00:31:48.319
I could. I could easily not
love my kids. Watch me, I

453
00:31:48.480 --> 00:31:52.279
clatch for a reason, not for
no reason, for no reason, not

454
00:31:52.319 --> 00:32:00.440
loving your kid, I would have
I would have to curve because you know,

455
00:32:01.039 --> 00:32:05.599
they can still be normal, functioning
people. But if you don't suppress

456
00:32:05.640 --> 00:32:08.759
that gene, you'll become monsters.
Now, you who, You people cannot

457
00:32:08.759 --> 00:32:13.759
be normal people. You who people
must normalize them. Look, I know,

458
00:32:13.839 --> 00:32:15.880
I know this is like that.
I know this is a weird time

459
00:32:15.920 --> 00:32:17.480
to be saying it like this based
on like what's happening in the world,

460
00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:21.079
But like I think you who people
need to be called like sincerely, like

461
00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:25.079
you. If you could normalize a
social you can normalize you who person.

462
00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:30.359
It'll be more difficult for the you
person, but it's possible. Yeah,

463
00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:34.079
all right, Well who people are
just born with extra strength, they're they're

464
00:32:34.119 --> 00:32:37.720
they're more predatory by nature. Yeah, they're stronger, they're faster, they're

465
00:32:37.720 --> 00:32:46.119
more dangerous. But can you how
to be human? You choke it choking

466
00:32:46.119 --> 00:32:50.720
on choking on your drink? There? Yeah, fucking what if there is

467
00:32:50.920 --> 00:33:00.759
camera veered over there? You you
fresh? Look he's one of them,

468
00:33:00.799 --> 00:33:05.480
he's one of the I wouldn't feel
betrayal, but I would feel something weirdly

469
00:33:05.559 --> 00:33:09.720
close. You guys want to cancel
doing the podcast, and and and uh

470
00:33:09.799 --> 00:33:14.559
in person, we would, we
would take we would at least take away

471
00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:22.519
Derek. Finding out that Derek had
are you just off screen on screen like

472
00:33:22.759 --> 00:33:27.799
off off stage left would at least
make us pause the podcast for a week.

473
00:33:27.960 --> 00:33:30.799
It would be like if there was
like an intense like if one of

474
00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:31.880
us died, you know what I
mean, and we had to figure out

475
00:33:31.880 --> 00:33:35.200
like what the fuck we're gonna do? Like it would be like a week

476
00:33:35.240 --> 00:33:38.240
of just like all right, well
we got we gotta sort this ship out.

477
00:33:38.680 --> 00:33:43.960
And I would I invited you to
my home. I've my home before

478
00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:49.559
you podcast with somebody. Can you
imagine doing a podcast with somebody that you

479
00:33:49.599 --> 00:33:52.759
refuse to speak to, so like
you, like you just refused to talk

480
00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:55.319
with Derek, and then so I'm
talking to Derek, I'm talking to you.

481
00:33:55.920 --> 00:34:00.480
No one's I love that idea.
I want to do a podcast where

482
00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:04.039
it's like, no, I want
to do a podcast with three people that

483
00:34:04.279 --> 00:34:07.440
don't want to speak to each other
and won't address each other. That's what

484
00:34:07.760 --> 00:34:10.840
I want. So pretty much everyone's
on mute for everybody else, so it

485
00:34:10.880 --> 00:34:15.239
is mute to podcast. We're talking. It's just three separate audio attracks of

486
00:34:15.280 --> 00:34:22.599
people talking by themselves. All right, Uh, if you spread your ass,

487
00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:24.480
does it almost feel like you've been
gaged? Before I wrote in?

488
00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:28.519
He says, hello, twink Bear
and Otter. What is the worst possible

489
00:34:28.559 --> 00:34:34.559
game to mod? So everything everyone
is nude? Uh, I'm possible,

490
00:34:35.719 --> 00:34:42.480
Harry Potter. No, probably like
Tetris or something, right, not even

491
00:34:42.480 --> 00:34:45.440
put some tits on some bricks.
Don't care about that. I'll put tits

492
00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:46.760
on bricks, man, I just
mean for the Uh. I think I

493
00:34:46.760 --> 00:34:50.280
think the Hogwarts games are all kids
or some shit, So I think that

494
00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:52.880
would be like oh yeah, point
yeah, yeah, so like any children

495
00:34:53.000 --> 00:34:57.599
game. So like trying to think
of another children game. That was the

496
00:34:57.599 --> 00:35:00.199
first one that pop my head.
Yeah this, I can't think of any.

497
00:35:00.320 --> 00:35:02.639
Like there's there's my Street for the
PlayStation two, which is fucking horrible.

498
00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:07.360
But uh, that's such a deep
cut that I can't even imagine.

499
00:35:07.679 --> 00:35:09.119
I can't imagine ninety percent of the
people listening to isn't it even know what

500
00:35:09.119 --> 00:35:15.119
the fuck that is? But yeah, yeah, fucking that's that's everybody's nude.

501
00:35:15.159 --> 00:35:17.840
Mario. Why Mario, that's too
big of a dick. It'll be

502
00:35:17.840 --> 00:35:21.639
really, it'll be really, it'll
really fuck up the energy of the game.

503
00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:22.880
If you see how big a cock
is. I'm sure dragging on the

504
00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:29.000
floor pretty cool, like slaps a
goom ahead with it and then blows up.

505
00:35:30.400 --> 00:35:35.760
Wow, that's my kind of Mario
man, Like somehow Peach has a

506
00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:39.599
bigger dick than him. Let's go
now we're gotting a rifle. Now we're

507
00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:43.159
talked on her. Like he does
a spin and like her dick is like

508
00:35:43.280 --> 00:35:46.480
dragging on the floor around and she
spins fast. It's like out and it's

509
00:35:46.480 --> 00:35:53.239
like a helicopter, like when like
when crashed with a twirl and people like

510
00:35:53.760 --> 00:35:57.119
this is a shake it up,
it up. When I was a kid,

511
00:35:57.119 --> 00:36:00.280
I used to think, I really
did used to think that that was

512
00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:02.800
like a valid combat strategy, like
if you just had your arms, if

513
00:36:02.800 --> 00:36:07.400
you had your hands out with your
like fists like clenched and you just twist

514
00:36:07.440 --> 00:36:09.159
it around real quick, like that
was like a good way to do a

515
00:36:09.159 --> 00:36:14.239
lot of damage. I really believe
that for at least a little bit,

516
00:36:14.960 --> 00:36:17.920
because it seems so effective for crash
banding. Dude's breaking through wooden boxes and

517
00:36:17.920 --> 00:36:23.760
sh what's spinning? And yeah,
well spinning and punching does a ton of

518
00:36:23.800 --> 00:36:30.440
damage. Spinning and punching, just
like with your arms outstair, you probably

519
00:36:30.519 --> 00:36:34.880
just hurt yourself. Really, you're
probably just you can't have to be really

520
00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:39.000
strong to do something like that.
So spinning backfist and fighting like in MMA

521
00:36:39.119 --> 00:36:44.639
is actually pretty effective. But it
is a high probability that you you'll break

522
00:36:44.679 --> 00:36:47.960
something, so you miss a lot. It's just too much force. You

523
00:36:49.000 --> 00:36:51.159
do miss a lot just because you
know you take your off the prize.

524
00:36:51.159 --> 00:36:52.840
But like a lot of times people
break their hands, then they break their

525
00:36:52.960 --> 00:36:59.039
arms when they do that shit.
It's terrible and like level people, like

526
00:36:59.559 --> 00:37:01.559
a lot of people who got knocked
out by spinning when you spin, But

527
00:37:02.039 --> 00:37:06.320
it's just it's just not a good
it's high risk, high reward man.

528
00:37:06.440 --> 00:37:13.000
That's that's how Vern Troyer died.
I think a spinning punch man do a

529
00:37:13.000 --> 00:37:22.719
spinning kick man when those ships land. Can you imagine you spinning backhand punch

530
00:37:22.760 --> 00:37:25.719
to Vern Troyer Of all people,
Vern troy So for people who are listening

531
00:37:25.760 --> 00:37:30.760
who might not know Vern Troyer is
the small like the little person actor who

532
00:37:30.760 --> 00:37:35.199
played fucking Mini Me and Austin.
Now he's dead, also very dead.

533
00:37:35.280 --> 00:37:37.559
Yeah, that's why I'm joking up. Uh, he's been dead for a

534
00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:40.880
long ass time and there was so
little of him to begin with that he's

535
00:37:40.880 --> 00:37:46.039
definitely just like dust By now.
So yeah, yeah, this might as

536
00:37:46.039 --> 00:37:52.840
well feet into something, you know. Yeah, YouTube on his corpse.

537
00:37:52.960 --> 00:37:57.840
I wonder what would happened he comes
back. You think has any re animation

538
00:37:57.920 --> 00:38:05.199
properties. Yeah, he came It
was literally the shift of the re animator.

539
00:38:06.199 --> 00:38:09.199
It's literally that goop from the re
animator. It's literally the same property

540
00:38:09.400 --> 00:38:14.519
as it just turned you to a
feral beef and it breaks you back to

541
00:38:14.639 --> 00:38:20.679
life. How prevalent you? Who
is in this episode? It's gonna because

542
00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:24.039
it's gonna makes it easy for me. It should be like a thumbnail of

543
00:38:24.119 --> 00:38:37.199
like Derek holding a you Cara,
like if you only have K ninety stupid

544
00:38:37.800 --> 00:38:46.360
it's like and look like monster.
Yeah all right, Mikeyden says hello,

545
00:38:46.480 --> 00:38:57.960
Rick to and Stan. Oh.
I guess it's the last half of all

546
00:38:58.000 --> 00:39:01.440
of our names. I guess because
I wanted to write in to give Sweeney

547
00:39:01.519 --> 00:39:06.079
some overdue props as goofy and out
of pocket as he can be, He's

548
00:39:06.079 --> 00:39:07.719
funny as fuck. It is correct
about things a lot more often than he

549
00:39:07.719 --> 00:39:12.239
gets credit for. So cheers to
you, Sween, for uh and for

550
00:39:12.320 --> 00:39:15.360
the other boys. My question is
this, what is something you must grudgingly

551
00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:22.639
admit that Sweeney is right about nothing. I can't think of anything off the

552
00:39:22.679 --> 00:39:24.719
top of my head. But I
mean, I know there's been plenty of

553
00:39:24.800 --> 00:39:30.320
like you're right, or concessions or
what. I just can't think of anything

554
00:39:30.400 --> 00:39:34.800
like nothing because I'm so out of
pocket that when I'm right, when I'm

555
00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:37.960
right, people argue automatically because of
how often I'm out of pocket. And

556
00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:42.280
I understand you guys. Got to
you guys, let me be. I'll

557
00:39:42.280 --> 00:39:45.840
do some. Function will happen,
I'll do some. I can't think of

558
00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:49.440
anything specific. You gotta do it. Yeah, I can't. I'm I'm

559
00:39:49.880 --> 00:39:52.559
like that guy that uh, the
person that wrote in. They probably have

560
00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:55.960
an example in their mind or something, so there you should you should have

561
00:39:55.960 --> 00:40:00.360
write with it. Mike. I'm
curious, man, don't only one that

562
00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:01.920
I could think that I could think
of the only one that I could think

563
00:40:01.960 --> 00:40:05.679
of, And it was like semi
intentional was the cribby Patty with the with

564
00:40:05.719 --> 00:40:15.000
the onion. She was more of
like a gash so good. I saw

565
00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:15.719
it too, and I was like, oh, ship, it's there.

566
00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:28.440
And then I didn't say ship.
There is there nothing speaking of gas lighting.

567
00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:30.760
The ghost of Mama j Froad and
she says, she says, I

568
00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:35.639
love my children. Have you ever
fought? Have you ever wait? Okay,

569
00:40:35.840 --> 00:40:38.559
hello my children? Have you ever
fallen? For Chris's gas lighting?

570
00:40:38.880 --> 00:40:45.400
I did for the Full Metal Machine
bullshit. I was out delivering pizza when

571
00:40:45.440 --> 00:40:50.400
I first heard that created the memory
and be watching the fake show. Also

572
00:40:50.519 --> 00:40:53.000
doctor yeah, we haven't killed.
We haven't killed doctor Drew in a while,

573
00:40:54.400 --> 00:41:00.480
the yeah, full metal scene.
I'll never be more proud of gaslighting

574
00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:02.079
campaign in my life because I was
like really committed to that bit for like

575
00:41:02.320 --> 00:41:05.960
years, and I would tell like
when I when I first meet people,

576
00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:07.440
I would tell them about it,
and I told so many people about it

577
00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:13.679
that people edited they edited a Wikipedia
to like make it real so that when

578
00:41:13.719 --> 00:41:17.119
people would look it up, they
would see they would see if you didn't

579
00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:20.480
look into it further, you'd be
like, holy shit, it's real.

580
00:41:21.119 --> 00:41:23.440
Uh, But but that's that entry
is gone now, it's all it's it's

581
00:41:23.440 --> 00:41:30.039
completely gone. Like somebody said,
somebody white. I believe a few things

582
00:41:30.079 --> 00:41:31.960
Chris said when we were like teenagers, and then I was like, oh

583
00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:36.960
no, this guy is just the
He just lies. He just lies and

584
00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:40.679
he makes up fucking falsehood. It
was funny because Lily, but Lily didn't.

585
00:41:40.719 --> 00:41:45.480
Lily didn't know that you were a
bulltioner so often. So there's been

586
00:41:45.519 --> 00:41:49.360
times where she's repeated things he said
and I'm like, Lily, that is

587
00:41:49.440 --> 00:41:53.760
absolutely not real. He's lying.
Why would he lie? And just like

588
00:41:53.840 --> 00:42:00.000
that's the point. Can you please
give you an example something that I convince

589
00:42:00.119 --> 00:42:04.519
Lily of? She said. She
said something ridiculous about like a cat doing

590
00:42:04.599 --> 00:42:08.000
something one time, and I was
just like a cat doing math? And

591
00:42:08.000 --> 00:42:10.559
then Lily was like, yeah,
apparently I heard a cat did math one

592
00:42:10.599 --> 00:42:22.320
time and I was like, little
can't do math math And she was like

593
00:42:22.320 --> 00:42:23.000
like, what do you mean.
I was like, honey, they're not.

594
00:42:23.119 --> 00:42:28.559
That's like a fucking cute stepping stone
and evolution, like being able to

595
00:42:29.320 --> 00:42:32.800
quantified numbers is something that only I
think like humans and maybe apes can do.

596
00:42:34.199 --> 00:42:36.000
She was like, why would Chris
lie about that? And I was

597
00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:37.960
like, it's because just because of
this, it is because of this thing

598
00:42:38.000 --> 00:42:45.400
to happen. He wants to know
this happened. That you knowing that happened

599
00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:47.039
has fed me sincerely, Like I
feel like, I bet you can even

600
00:42:47.119 --> 00:42:51.320
feel like I'm glowing a little bit
more like that, Like that actually like

601
00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:54.440
sustained me in a way that protein
doesn't. I can't. I don't know

602
00:42:54.480 --> 00:42:57.960
how to explain it. I don't
know how to explain it. I love

603
00:42:58.920 --> 00:43:01.000
it's I don't know, man,
if it's if it's just all in good

604
00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:04.320
fun and it's just like for a
joke and like it's just like funny.

605
00:43:04.639 --> 00:43:08.440
I'll absolutely just bullshit to people constantly. I like, right, but like,

606
00:43:08.519 --> 00:43:12.519
but the thing is, I've also
given my but I've also I also

607
00:43:12.599 --> 00:43:14.960
ran into the problem where like when
I say things, people don't trust me

608
00:43:15.000 --> 00:43:22.239
now because I'm just so much.
But but I've and to my credit,

609
00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:25.039
I've held to this. Whenever there
is something whenever there's something that I am

610
00:43:25.079 --> 00:43:29.280
genuinely serious about and it sounds ridiculous
or sounds like something that I would lie

611
00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:31.920
about, I will I will genuinely
say, like listen, I know that

612
00:43:32.000 --> 00:43:35.280
sounds like something that I would lie
about. But I'm not joking. And

613
00:43:35.320 --> 00:43:37.119
if I make that clarification, I'm
telling the truth sincerely. I've never broken

614
00:43:37.159 --> 00:43:40.559
that. That is a truth promise, absolutely. But if I don't say

615
00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:43.960
that, it's you know, I'm
one hundred percent fucking lying to you,

616
00:43:44.159 --> 00:43:50.559
a million percent two thousand. The
idea of someone, the idea of Chris

617
00:43:50.599 --> 00:43:52.800
is getting beaten, you know,
like in the Pokemon movie, the first

618
00:43:52.840 --> 00:43:58.079
one where like Ash gets turned into
stone and then all the Pokemon have to

619
00:43:58.159 --> 00:44:01.639
cry to bring him back. That
idea of Chris being like dying, and

620
00:44:01.679 --> 00:44:05.760
everybody's like, just just say someone
to bullshit. Chris just said you would

621
00:44:05.760 --> 00:44:12.840
have people believe it. Yeah,
Gash like someone quick. Yeah, it

622
00:44:12.880 --> 00:44:15.760
starts coming back, and then eventually
it's like I'm back. I am a

623
00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:27.840
full power. People just kept fucking
lying to each other. Did you see

624
00:44:27.840 --> 00:44:31.960
these Obama dick pics? And then
I slowly, slowly, let's go,

625
00:44:32.280 --> 00:44:38.239
So I slowly, I slowly come
to life. Stupid. I remember,

626
00:44:38.360 --> 00:44:43.559
like, this almost doesn't this almost
doesn't count, but like I still kind

627
00:44:43.559 --> 00:44:46.000
of count it because uh, it
was still an absolute lie and it was

628
00:44:46.039 --> 00:44:50.440
just such a complete bullshit. But
the people who believed it were very drunk,

629
00:44:50.559 --> 00:44:52.960
so it's like it's it's kind of
like a half victory. But I

630
00:44:52.000 --> 00:44:57.000
remember when we had our chickens Giving
party, when we rented out that house

631
00:44:57.480 --> 00:45:00.400
to throw that ridiculous party where we
watched like Spider Man three in the living

632
00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:04.440
room and fucking drank like crazy,
and we were all watching I think we

633
00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:07.800
were watching Pirates of the Caribbean or
something in like in the living room,

634
00:45:07.840 --> 00:45:13.719
all hammered and I said when the
titles came on, I said, it's

635
00:45:13.719 --> 00:45:15.920
a friend of ours girlfriend, But
I'll never forget. I was like,

636
00:45:15.639 --> 00:45:20.119
you know what's really crazy is that, like Pirates of the Caribbean spelled backwards

637
00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:22.920
is still Pirates of the Caribbean.
And this girl was like, no way,

638
00:45:25.480 --> 00:45:30.719
she earnestly believed it because he was
so drunk that I will never forget

639
00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:34.280
that for as long as I live. And that's all he needed. That's

640
00:45:34.320 --> 00:45:37.199
all he needed. Chris is going
to live six more years because of that,

641
00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:40.199
dude. Years of life, dude
I had, I had. I

642
00:45:40.239 --> 00:45:45.400
had amazing sex immediately after that,
purely because of that, Purely because of

643
00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:46.519
that, Like if that didn't happen, it would have been like, oh

644
00:45:46.559 --> 00:45:49.920
man, I'm not even the mood. Man, I'm not even the I

645
00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:52.400
don't really, I don't know.
Pussy's not really that interesting to me right

646
00:45:52.400 --> 00:45:54.960
now. But nothing. Oh,
I successfully gasolate. I successfully made somebody,

647
00:45:54.960 --> 00:45:59.000
But I made someone believe that Pirates
of the Caribbean spelled backwards was still

648
00:45:59.000 --> 00:46:02.719
Pirates of the Caribbean. Let's go, let's go. It's pretty to a

649
00:46:02.760 --> 00:46:06.960
woman. I can't. We're we're
not sleeping tonight, We're not. It's

650
00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:10.280
over. But uh, anyway,
thank you for the question, Thank you

651
00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:21.519
for the question. Telling somebody that
it's you're done, You're doomed the rest

652
00:46:21.559 --> 00:46:25.360
of the night. Oh man,
pile pile of prem sary. And he

653
00:46:25.360 --> 00:46:29.960
says, hey, sexist, racist
and xenophobe, what's the dumbest thing you

654
00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:34.760
or a friend did for money besides
a job or some ship. I had

655
00:46:34.760 --> 00:46:37.480
a friend back in high school who
ate a bug off the ground for a

656
00:46:37.599 --> 00:46:46.079
singular buck, a singular terminal.
I don't think I've ever heard anybody use

657
00:46:46.079 --> 00:46:50.800
the terminal the term singular buck before. I like that. Yeah, because

658
00:46:51.920 --> 00:46:57.039
redudular dollar, you need to say
it. But I love I love it.

659
00:46:57.039 --> 00:46:59.400
It's emphasis. I get it.
I like it. I love it.

660
00:46:59.440 --> 00:47:02.159
The emphasis of it singular buck that's
crazy. Yeah, I mean,

661
00:47:02.199 --> 00:47:06.360
I guess people, I guess that's
a person who would you know what that

662
00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:07.639
is though, That's somebody who would
eat a bug off the ground for free.

663
00:47:08.960 --> 00:47:12.760
That's I'm trying to be like that, bro. I remember I told

664
00:47:12.760 --> 00:47:14.800
you us last But so what I'm
trying to be like that, Like I'm

665
00:47:14.800 --> 00:47:21.119
looking like just a creature of instinct, like a fair and you know what

666
00:47:21.119 --> 00:47:23.719
you gotta do. You know what
you gotta do, because that's that's living.

667
00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:28.400
You know, I'm tired of I'm
tired of being alive, and I

668
00:47:28.440 --> 00:47:31.800
want to start living more. You
know, I kind of know it's just

669
00:47:31.880 --> 00:47:40.119
stupid big alive, but I want
to start living. I agree with that,

670
00:47:40.440 --> 00:47:44.199
I totally. I don't I know
what you're talking about. That's why

671
00:47:44.440 --> 00:47:47.360
that's why I don't have That's why
I specifically avoid health insurance. I don't

672
00:47:47.360 --> 00:47:52.760
have health insurance at all. I
mean I don't, but it still just

673
00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:59.960
sounds so stupid. I have.
Anything I say just sounds fucking ridiculous.

674
00:48:00.079 --> 00:48:02.599
Now, Like I'm aware that has
gotten to the point now that no matter

675
00:48:02.719 --> 00:48:07.719
what when I speak, it sounds
fucking crazy. I mean, you Chris

676
00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:12.639
ruined you by doing the and it's
kind of somewhat gas lighting the whole.

677
00:48:13.000 --> 00:48:16.960
I hate the gaze thing. Yes, it set the tone for you forever

678
00:48:17.519 --> 00:48:22.400
exactly. I can be talking about
something really serious and everyone's like, yo,

679
00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:29.719
dude, like a you're a monster. You're not a real Barnett thinks

680
00:48:29.760 --> 00:48:35.119
I'm insane. That is the funny. Ever, Josh Barnett thinks I'm someone

681
00:48:35.159 --> 00:48:38.039
that needs to be culled. He's
like, he starts acting crazy, y'all

682
00:48:38.079 --> 00:48:42.840
handle him. I'll take him down
for you guys. Thinking about that the

683
00:48:42.920 --> 00:48:45.400
other fucking day. I will literally
think about the other day. I was

684
00:48:45.400 --> 00:48:47.719
just thinking about that. I spoke
to him a few days ago and I

685
00:48:47.760 --> 00:48:51.719
was just like, dude, like, you don't have to be a phrase

686
00:48:51.840 --> 00:48:53.360
like no, man, you're a
wild card and I gotta watch out for

687
00:48:53.400 --> 00:48:57.639
you. And I'm like, don't, Josh, you can people. You

688
00:48:57.639 --> 00:49:01.199
don't don't worry about me. You
have Josh Barnett looking over his shoulder,

689
00:49:01.199 --> 00:49:05.639
you understand. But but here's the
thing. Also, here's the thing.

690
00:49:05.639 --> 00:49:07.880
Also, it's like I say,
like I hate the gays. That's it.

691
00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:10.960
It was like a little joke,
a little meme that does you have

692
00:49:12.159 --> 00:49:15.880
carried you have carried that into places
that I did not set up for you.

693
00:49:15.920 --> 00:49:24.400
Okay, like I set jam you
are all right, point even engaging,

694
00:49:24.519 --> 00:49:29.159
there's no point even are you saying
I'm Chris. Are you saying I

695
00:49:29.199 --> 00:49:31.960
have not balanced out owarded years and
I've gotten far more tamed than I was

696
00:49:32.000 --> 00:49:36.599
before. It doesn't matter because here's
the thing. I had to edit you

697
00:49:37.079 --> 00:49:40.159
into saying something that ridiculous. I
have not had to edit a single thing

698
00:49:40.199 --> 00:49:45.880
that you've ever said since then.
You have done everything you every insane take

699
00:49:45.880 --> 00:49:47.199
you've ever had, every like out
of pocket that you've ever said. That's

700
00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:52.880
you, that's your brain. I
have not had to me it's you me.

701
00:49:53.800 --> 00:49:59.559
It's not I'm not that. I'm
not that. Yeah, I'm Josh

702
00:49:59.599 --> 00:50:06.199
Beggs different, different, Josh Barnett. He begs, dude, if I

703
00:50:06.320 --> 00:50:07.760
got loud in the place, he
would walk up to Yo. You's a

704
00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:13.480
calm down buddy. That's what makes
it because he's because he's nervous. He's

705
00:50:13.519 --> 00:50:15.280
actually he's nervous. He's like,
dude, like, I gotta quiet this

706
00:50:15.320 --> 00:50:19.480
guy down before he comes too powerful. When you speak, when you speak

707
00:50:19.519 --> 00:50:22.320
loud, body. I gotta w
when you speak loudly, Josh Barnett's central

708
00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:30.039
nervous system shakes shakes, like independently
of his body, like he's he's gonna

709
00:50:30.039 --> 00:50:37.039
do something. Why it is over, just I got I gotta do something

710
00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:42.199
about this, cancel all my wrestling
matches, like I need to go now,

711
00:50:42.360 --> 00:50:45.519
I gotta go put this guy down. He's gonna be signing that everyone's

712
00:50:45.559 --> 00:50:50.920
gonna pay. We were like,
we were like, this kid is gonna

713
00:50:50.920 --> 00:50:58.480
be like everyone is gonna pay for
what this kid did. That affects everybody

714
00:50:58.719 --> 00:51:00.320
we were talking about. We were
talking about someone else. I don't remember

715
00:51:00.320 --> 00:51:04.119
who's who whose kids we were talking
about. We were talking about like our

716
00:51:04.159 --> 00:51:07.800
friends kids or like people we knows
kids, something like whatever for kids.

717
00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:12.559
It was I don't remember either.
It wasn't important it was, but the

718
00:51:12.639 --> 00:51:15.480
joke was that like, oh,
yeah, you know, everyone else is

719
00:51:15.519 --> 00:51:17.559
going to have to pay for that
kid, like like we're all going to

720
00:51:17.599 --> 00:51:25.239
have to something that everyone's God,
damn, this affects me too now right.

721
00:51:25.639 --> 00:51:30.480
Oh, I don't think we answered
this question. No good question about,

722
00:51:30.599 --> 00:51:35.559
uh, what's the most out we've
ever done? Something similar to the

723
00:51:35.559 --> 00:51:38.519
bug thing I've never done anything too
crazy, but this one. I felt

724
00:51:38.599 --> 00:51:42.639
terrible for a while where I was
on the way to the mountains. Uh.

725
00:51:42.800 --> 00:51:45.519
I went to a church retreat a
couple of times because you know,

726
00:51:45.559 --> 00:51:47.599
there's some good pussy there, and
I was, you know, just you

727
00:51:47.599 --> 00:51:52.679
know, I'm trying to see what's
up. And so this dude made a

728
00:51:52.679 --> 00:52:00.519
concoction. It was like jello Tic
TACs skittle or Eminem's was Eminem's some other

729
00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:04.360
bullshit. It was the tic TACs. Like everything would have been fine.

730
00:52:04.360 --> 00:52:06.320
It gave me five bucks to eat
the bowl, and I was like,

731
00:52:06.320 --> 00:52:09.280
well five bucks, why not?
Yeah, an entire thing of tic tax

732
00:52:10.280 --> 00:52:15.239
Dude, I like, I felt
so clean, My insights felt so like

733
00:52:15.320 --> 00:52:19.239
the like you know, you know
that feeling that MINTI feeling. I felt

734
00:52:19.239 --> 00:52:23.000
it all through My insights was terrible. I feel like sheet, Oh that's

735
00:52:23.079 --> 00:52:28.280
crazy. Five bucks though, got
five bucks. I guess, like I

736
00:52:28.320 --> 00:52:34.000
think I the only thing that I
can vaguely remember that I've experience. I'm

737
00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:36.800
sure that I'm sure I've seen people
do outrageous things for money, but I've

738
00:52:36.800 --> 00:52:38.880
seen it so many times that nothing
really sticks out. The nothing that I

739
00:52:38.920 --> 00:52:46.079
can remember was in the sixth grade
this. This girl gave me. This

740
00:52:46.119 --> 00:52:50.000
girl gave me five I don't remember
if it was five dollars. Maybe it

741
00:52:50.039 --> 00:52:52.440
might have been one dollar. I
don't even I don't know whatever whatever.

742
00:52:52.519 --> 00:52:58.039
Ins like it was in a menial
amount of money, but like it was

743
00:52:58.159 --> 00:52:59.599
a lot for a child, because
I was like, oh, man,

744
00:52:59.639 --> 00:53:02.239
I can get a hers. She
war with this and she's like can I

745
00:53:02.320 --> 00:53:07.440
kiss you? And she was like
A really not It wasn't I wouldn't have

746
00:53:07.519 --> 00:53:09.480
you know, I would have done. But I was like, yeah,

747
00:53:09.480 --> 00:53:14.400
I mean for a dollar, yeah
whatever. But that was like sixth grade.

748
00:53:14.400 --> 00:53:16.639
That's the only thing I could remember. That was your destiny. You

749
00:53:16.639 --> 00:53:20.800
you went a different route, right. You could have been a fucking jiggle.

750
00:53:21.039 --> 00:53:22.519
That was the beginning, and you
ignored it. I think it was

751
00:53:22.599 --> 00:53:27.079
just some really insecure girl who had
a crush on me. And then that

752
00:53:27.159 --> 00:53:30.880
I would never look at a million
page ye what if? I have never

753
00:53:30.920 --> 00:53:35.239
been offered money to do anything to
a woman that score. That was one

754
00:53:35.360 --> 00:53:38.920
time in my life though, to
be fair, so like I've definitely been

755
00:53:38.960 --> 00:53:42.599
done dumb shift for money, but
I can't remember anything of it. Like

756
00:53:42.639 --> 00:53:45.639
I've I've never done I never kissed
anyone for money, under done something like

757
00:53:45.679 --> 00:53:49.400
that. But I've definitely like I
don't know, bro like set fires for

758
00:53:49.480 --> 00:53:52.840
money or something like that, or
like you don't know, Christ like like

759
00:53:52.000 --> 00:53:55.119
rats off the suit out the sewer
for money, but like nothing like crazy.

760
00:53:55.559 --> 00:54:00.719
Yeah, definitely like hunted rats and
like Carlo one one fifth grabbed the

761
00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:05.519
rat and I wears my dollar and
yeah, yeah, I mean I would

762
00:54:05.599 --> 00:54:07.079
I would like I would like I
would like bite the I would bite the

763
00:54:07.119 --> 00:54:09.960
skin tags off of elderly Italian woman
for like five dollars. But like,

764
00:54:10.000 --> 00:54:14.559
I mean, I did nothing crazy. I think like I went to the

765
00:54:14.559 --> 00:54:16.840
Bronzo and beat a gorilla half to
death or was like sick, where's my

766
00:54:16.880 --> 00:54:22.039
fifteen cents? Just like climb out
bloody. Yeah, I said the service

767
00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:24.400
they were like the service for people
where I would go to people's houses and

768
00:54:24.440 --> 00:54:27.639
wipe their asses with my bare hands. But like I mean, like aside

769
00:54:27.639 --> 00:54:31.719
from that, it was just like
fucking never nothing. But you're like nothing

770
00:54:31.760 --> 00:54:37.280
crazy, Like I know, I
like, I've definitely done fuckery for money,

771
00:54:37.280 --> 00:54:39.320
like I've definitely because our friend our
friends are the kind of guys that

772
00:54:39.360 --> 00:54:43.239
would do shit like that, especially
when were younger. You were definitely those

773
00:54:43.320 --> 00:54:46.760
kinds of kids. Yeah, but
I just I don't know. There's yeah,

774
00:54:46.760 --> 00:54:52.199
there's like moments that you probably you
know they're deep in your subconscious that

775
00:54:52.400 --> 00:54:55.800
you don't want to bring to the
service. I imagine I've definitely open hands

776
00:54:55.800 --> 00:55:00.880
smacked the pregnant woman for like six
cents, but like that's nothing really,

777
00:55:00.960 --> 00:55:05.559
that's hasn't done that. So that's
that's a that's a bargain, that's that's

778
00:55:05.920 --> 00:55:13.480
and you're giving me any sort of
commerce, wow, any false stomach though,

779
00:55:13.480 --> 00:55:19.559
that's how you get the most benefit. That is so fucking outrageous.

780
00:55:19.719 --> 00:55:28.960
Baby just shoots out of her.
When I was in school, school when

781
00:55:28.960 --> 00:55:32.159
you set the kids off those weird
like oblog tubes on like fucking like tanker

782
00:55:32.239 --> 00:55:37.760
missions and it is go fly.
Yeah. I mean when I was in

783
00:55:37.840 --> 00:55:40.159
middle school, like my friends would
like pay me like five dollars apiece to

784
00:55:40.159 --> 00:55:43.920
watch me like ship up my own
back into my hat, down my face,

785
00:55:43.960 --> 00:55:45.480
and into my own mouth so I
could eat it. But like,

786
00:55:45.559 --> 00:55:49.320
aside from that, it's like,
you know, I've never really about that

787
00:55:49.320 --> 00:55:52.679
ship. Dude, I'm thinking about
you turned the venom bro. That's crazy,

788
00:55:53.000 --> 00:55:58.159
you've been thinking about that, like
thinking about that. I think you're

789
00:55:58.280 --> 00:56:02.840
so frustrated and hungry. It's been
so funny. It is. It is

790
00:56:02.880 --> 00:56:06.880
a reference to the last episode,
But like, I've been thinking about that

791
00:56:06.880 --> 00:56:08.840
for a while. I thought about
that premise for a long time because like

792
00:56:08.960 --> 00:56:12.519
it was like you and me,
Kickson, right where we learned about like

793
00:56:12.599 --> 00:56:15.599
babies shipping up their own backs because
they were we didn't know that was real.

794
00:56:15.840 --> 00:56:20.039
The fact I didn't know that was
real because I found that out after

795
00:56:20.119 --> 00:56:23.199
I had nieces that enoughhews that I
grew up with. I didn't they enough.

796
00:56:23.239 --> 00:56:25.360
He's never did. They never had
to explode. They would have ship

797
00:56:25.400 --> 00:56:31.400
when they shot out their pamper,
but they never ship straight up their own

798
00:56:31.719 --> 00:56:40.559
backs like in their air crazy idea. The thing that I love about it

799
00:56:40.599 --> 00:56:44.639
is just like, Okay, that's
first of all, that's so fucking disgusting

800
00:56:44.679 --> 00:56:50.480
for a baby, but then to
imagine the amount of force needed to do

801
00:56:50.519 --> 00:56:54.039
that with it for an adult,
with the amount of like mass, I

802
00:56:54.039 --> 00:56:58.440
don't know, man, I love
it that that premise is so fucking hysterical

803
00:56:58.480 --> 00:57:04.519
to me. Oh got all right, let's let's fucking anyone that ships up

804
00:57:04.519 --> 00:57:06.840
their own back as an adult human
that needs to go to sleep Man.

805
00:57:07.400 --> 00:57:14.000
Yeah, yeah, that's that's that's
incredible of the Richter Rictor eighty six,

806
00:57:14.199 --> 00:57:19.360
incredible Rictor eighty six and Personnity goes
Hey Fellers. Sort of late, vaguely

807
00:57:19.400 --> 00:57:22.440
Halloween related question. It's not whatever, you know, Halloween just ended.

808
00:57:22.440 --> 00:57:27.840
We're fresh off the heels. Uh, what is the best most s tier

809
00:57:28.519 --> 00:57:31.159
chocolate slash candy bar. I've always
been a big advocate for the kit cat

810
00:57:31.199 --> 00:57:37.719
myself. Thanks for the entertainment,
epathetic goblins, thank you, Thank you

811
00:57:37.840 --> 00:57:42.559
Richter for your question. M kit
Cat, I don't see it's I don't

812
00:57:42.559 --> 00:57:46.840
think I would put kit cat in
like a bee. They're good. I

813
00:57:46.920 --> 00:57:52.239
like them a lot, but it
just they're not special enough. So for

814
00:57:52.360 --> 00:57:57.559
me, the eighth year doesn't does
an eighth year easy? Regular bars,

815
00:57:57.719 --> 00:58:02.920
Almond Joy exactly? Oh well yeah, regular Hershey's. That's crazy. They're

816
00:58:04.039 --> 00:58:09.599
simple, they're perfect chocolate look,
and I understand that you enjoy them like

817
00:58:09.679 --> 00:58:14.159
that, but I feel like the
same way how I love playing vanilla ice

818
00:58:14.199 --> 00:58:16.639
cream. A lot of people wouldn't
just put like a plain vanilla as an

819
00:58:16.800 --> 00:58:23.559
s t here not because it's not
beauty. It's good, but it's not

820
00:58:25.000 --> 00:58:29.320
it's painting with one color. It's
beautiful still, No, it's not.

821
00:58:29.480 --> 00:58:31.639
It is, but it's not.
It's not st here though. First of

822
00:58:31.639 --> 00:58:35.440
all, you can't pay with one
color because then it's just that it's just

823
00:58:35.440 --> 00:58:38.039
when you can then it's just one
color, that's the thing. No,

824
00:58:38.239 --> 00:58:42.400
you need more than one color.
The whole thing. That one color,

825
00:58:42.480 --> 00:58:47.280
Chris, But you know that's what
I'm saying. That's what you're saying.

826
00:58:47.440 --> 00:58:52.079
One color that paint the picture.
That's still beautiful color. It's still using

827
00:58:52.079 --> 00:58:57.079
the negative color space of the canvas. No, it's not, Yes,

828
00:58:57.159 --> 00:59:00.920
it is. I think on average
people would enjoy moreltiple colors, more than

829
00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:05.159
one color. Yeah, dude,
y'all are look at you? Who so

830
00:59:05.239 --> 00:59:09.159
whatever that's think? This is crazy? Fine? Look look why can't you

831
00:59:09.159 --> 00:59:14.800
acknowledge that? Like just I acknowledge
with my vanilla. I love Hogandas vanilla.

832
00:59:15.480 --> 00:59:17.719
I fucking love a pine of Hogandts
vanilla. I think it's the best.

833
00:59:17.880 --> 00:59:22.480
Okay, But what about French vanilla? French Vanilla's I mean, I

834
00:59:22.519 --> 00:59:24.400
like French vanilla too, but I
just there, as far as all the

835
00:59:24.400 --> 00:59:30.639
ice creams I've had, the Hoggandaws
playing vanilla is fire to me. But

836
00:59:30.719 --> 00:59:34.519
I feel like people would disagree that
Sherbert vanilla where it's like kind of yellow,

837
00:59:34.639 --> 00:59:37.119
is really fucking that's a great vanilla. Man. That like, of

838
00:59:37.159 --> 00:59:39.679
all the vanillas I've had, it's
like, this is fucking dope vanilla.

839
00:59:39.719 --> 00:59:43.280
Whatever. Okay, so what about
there's the Crunk. I like the Crunk.

840
00:59:43.320 --> 00:59:45.599
I like kick cats a lot.
Yeah, yeah, my personal what

841
00:59:45.679 --> 00:59:49.360
is your personal favorite? What is
your personal favorite? I would say probably

842
00:59:49.400 --> 00:59:55.199
Reese's Reese's peanut butter cups. Yeahcenter
cup is esterio. There's one in my

843
00:59:55.239 --> 01:00:01.880
fridge right now, like that.
That is that my freezer right actually nice

844
01:00:02.280 --> 01:00:06.639
and the freezer dope the best way. Then. I've told that to people

845
01:00:06.639 --> 01:00:08.360
and they've been so confused by it, where it's like, dude, like,

846
01:00:08.360 --> 01:00:10.840
how would you not wait? Is
it? It's crazy that I put

847
01:00:10.840 --> 01:00:14.360
my reces in the in the freezer. It's crazy. People think it's weird.

848
01:00:14.360 --> 01:00:17.719
Do you freeze like everyone freezes chocolate? Like that's what you do.

849
01:00:19.159 --> 01:00:22.199
You got you can freeze most chocolates. You can't freeze the twigs otherwise you're

850
01:00:22.280 --> 01:00:25.840
kind of fucked. Yeah that's different. Yeah, you can't freeze came but

851
01:00:25.880 --> 01:00:30.920
like but like dude, like it's
it's so good like that that that's satisfying

852
01:00:30.960 --> 01:00:32.840
snaff and then like there's nothing on
your hands afterwards. It's like it's like

853
01:00:34.119 --> 01:00:38.000
if it melts or anything, it's
like it's so dude. Colds are I

854
01:00:38.039 --> 01:00:43.039
almost feel like regular recess peanut butter
cups aren't even in s tire by themselves.

855
01:00:43.079 --> 01:00:45.320
I feel like they need that freezer
to really be up there. Like

856
01:00:45.320 --> 01:00:49.840
I feel like like a normal recess
peanut butter cup at like room temperature is

857
01:00:49.880 --> 01:00:57.039
like maybe low a but like room
temperature that it melts right away. It

858
01:00:57.079 --> 01:00:59.679
melts, imadi, the second you
touch it, it melts. Yeah,

859
01:01:00.079 --> 01:01:04.599
it's like if it's chilled, amazing, absolute ster. You're right. If

860
01:01:04.599 --> 01:01:07.639
you can have a couple of a
cup of vanilla almond milk with it.

861
01:01:07.199 --> 01:01:13.360
Fuck, there is so man,
it's it's best snack. But there's others.

862
01:01:13.400 --> 01:01:19.400
There's crunch bars, crunch bars fantastic
what crunch bar like Nestley Okay,

863
01:01:19.480 --> 01:01:21.800
okay, I remember they had a
thing. They had a thing where they

864
01:01:21.800 --> 01:01:22.800
had like m and ms in the
crunch bars for a little bit and I

865
01:01:22.840 --> 01:01:29.119
really liked those. That was that
sounds cool, baby, I feel like

866
01:01:29.159 --> 01:01:32.800
that's old people. A good Year. There's good Year is more elderly.

867
01:01:32.840 --> 01:01:36.519
But Babe Ruth is good man.
Is this something? I feel like bakers

868
01:01:36.559 --> 01:01:39.679
would obviously have to be up there. I feel like sneakers is the like.

869
01:01:39.760 --> 01:01:43.880
Look personally, I don't eat Snickers
very often, but when I see

870
01:01:43.880 --> 01:01:46.719
people talk about a perfect candy bar
because it kind of has a little bit

871
01:01:46.760 --> 01:01:50.960
of everything in it, like it's
got your nougat, it's got your peanuts,

872
01:01:50.960 --> 01:01:55.519
it's got your caramel, It's like, this might be a very shocking

873
01:01:55.519 --> 01:01:59.320
thing for you guys to hear.
I've never had a I've never had a

874
01:01:59.360 --> 01:02:02.760
Snickers. I'm honest. I'm honest
there. I like them, but people

875
01:02:02.800 --> 01:02:07.679
woul probably you're crazy. I I
don't. I look so when I'm eating

876
01:02:07.679 --> 01:02:09.199
a candy bar, I don't need
an immense amount of crunching it. I

877
01:02:09.199 --> 01:02:15.559
don't need peanuts in my fucking candy
bart. The milky Ways better. I

878
01:02:15.559 --> 01:02:19.719
think the milky Ways better because the
Milky Ways kind of like a fucking one

879
01:02:19.800 --> 01:02:22.840
will no peanuts and it ship for
me. My thing is this, right,

880
01:02:22.000 --> 01:02:28.800
I exist in the extremes of I
like blandness, but then I also

881
01:02:29.000 --> 01:02:34.880
like really ram like very like robust
flavors, so like, I like he

882
01:02:35.000 --> 01:02:40.599
either he either eats plain white rice
or roaches off the ground exactly. I'm

883
01:02:43.000 --> 01:02:49.920
vast bro the so fucking big ass
roaches off the wall found out inner city

884
01:02:49.960 --> 01:02:53.559
apartments. You know. I found
out recently that fucking if if if people

885
01:02:53.559 --> 01:02:59.119
have seat like allergies specifically like lobster, they have, they they're also allergic

886
01:02:59.159 --> 01:03:04.840
to roaches. Really, that's disgusting
that, like, how how did somebody

887
01:03:04.880 --> 01:03:07.920
find that out? They ate the
roads, you know, I'll tell you

888
01:03:07.920 --> 01:03:08.639
how they found it. I tell
you how they found it out. This

889
01:03:08.679 --> 01:03:10.920
is how I found out. I
was like on TikTok scrolling through TikTok and

890
01:03:10.960 --> 01:03:14.679
Joe Rogan came up and he was
on Fear Factor. He was talking and

891
01:03:14.679 --> 01:03:15.800
he was like, oh, man, like well, they were asking people

892
01:03:15.840 --> 01:03:17.639
like what their allergies were. It's
like, oh, somebody had like a

893
01:03:17.679 --> 01:03:21.480
shellfish allergy, like the specifically the
lobsters and crabs and stuff like that,

894
01:03:21.480 --> 01:03:22.360
and they were like okay. And
one of the one of the one of

895
01:03:22.400 --> 01:03:25.000
the challenges was to eat roaches.
And he ate roaches, and he had

896
01:03:25.039 --> 01:03:29.039
the fucking same exact reaction that he
had the fucking lobster, so like they

897
01:03:29.079 --> 01:03:30.280
had to like get like anbuless is
in there, and I'm like, I

898
01:03:30.360 --> 01:03:34.679
knew it. I fucking knew it
this whole fucking time. There were obviously

899
01:03:34.719 --> 01:03:37.800
bugs, people trying to convince me
that it's different, but they were the

900
01:03:37.800 --> 01:03:42.679
same sea bugs. If anybody says
differently, they're like, fucking all of

901
01:03:42.679 --> 01:03:45.280
those they're like lobsters, shrimps,
their sea bugs. No, But the

902
01:03:45.320 --> 01:03:47.719
fact that they're similar, the fact
that they're similar enough to trigger the same

903
01:03:47.719 --> 01:03:51.639
exactology, is amazing to me.
Like that's like, that's all I needed

904
01:03:51.719 --> 01:03:55.079
really saying this, I feel like
I almost ripped out of my own skin.

905
01:03:57.000 --> 01:04:03.239
And because of how much I hate
the fact that people eat seafood period,

906
01:04:03.320 --> 01:04:08.599
Like people may like seafood in general, Like how how could you look

907
01:04:08.679 --> 01:04:14.199
at a lobster and be like,
I like to eat that, feel you

908
01:04:15.719 --> 01:04:19.599
if if I fill you with that
like they do, especially shrimp look absolutely

909
01:04:19.760 --> 01:04:26.639
just disgusting a gross. I went
to Kate Barbecue with Joe, and Joe

910
01:04:26.719 --> 01:04:30.119
had the nerve. He had the
nerve, the nerve I was gonna snap

911
01:04:30.159 --> 01:04:32.920
at him, but it was like, calm down, he had the nerve

912
01:04:33.000 --> 01:04:38.599
to put fucking calamari on a grill. I was gonna use bro I was,

913
01:04:38.679 --> 01:04:43.880
like you pieces I was so I
was. I haven't gotten that mad

914
01:04:43.960 --> 01:04:45.199
Okay, First of all, time, First of all, I want to

915
01:04:45.239 --> 01:04:48.840
separate things a little bit. I
love calamaria, Calamari fucking bad. I

916
01:04:49.000 --> 01:04:54.199
just I don't octopus should be eaten. I just don't. I don't believe

917
01:04:54.239 --> 01:05:00.079
you're probably right about shot at Why
what do you mean? How could you

918
01:05:00.199 --> 01:05:05.000
eat? Shouldn't go to bed?
How could you how could you dare?

919
01:05:05.039 --> 01:05:13.639
Because could you walk upright? An
attempt to live as a civilized human after

920
01:05:13.840 --> 01:05:18.000
eating an alien like that? That's
civilized? You know who eats the most?

921
01:05:18.199 --> 01:05:21.079
You know who eats the most aliens? Kingston, by your estimation,

922
01:05:21.440 --> 01:05:26.960
the most probably civilized society on the
plant that doesn't litter all over the city,

923
01:05:27.079 --> 01:05:31.039
that is like polite, that actually
puts masks on just because technology.

924
01:05:31.119 --> 01:05:36.639
That's the people you're talking about.
We we bombed them. We bombed them

925
01:05:36.639 --> 01:05:44.880
in the subservience, you know what, because no, they didn't get stronger,

926
01:05:45.000 --> 01:05:50.559
they changed, they changed. Now
they draw women with vascular big dicks.

927
01:05:50.639 --> 01:05:55.880
Now that's what they do. Well, we do that. We do

928
01:05:55.920 --> 01:05:58.559
that specific we do. They do
that too, Bro, they got paid

929
01:05:58.559 --> 01:06:00.760
to it because they actually don't think
so. I think it got popular here

930
01:06:00.800 --> 01:06:05.159
before. I think they learned it. Isn't the name called a fuda?

931
01:06:05.239 --> 01:06:09.519
Isn't that their invention? I think
it's Weves. I think that's Weaves who

932
01:06:09.519 --> 01:06:14.719
did that? Man? Maybe women? They give women pipes than Colin.

933
01:06:14.840 --> 01:06:16.760
Me and Colin talked about this is
like sometimes the idea of like is there

934
01:06:16.880 --> 01:06:21.360
like a Japanese web, Like somebody
in Japan who's like, I really love

935
01:06:21.440 --> 01:06:27.719
Cowboys and Xbox you know what I
mean? Like like I've I've seen not

936
01:06:27.760 --> 01:06:30.159
in Japan, but I saw Chinese
man on ninety Day Fiance. He was

937
01:06:30.280 --> 01:06:39.199
literally that Cowboys, Oh my god, Metal Gear Solid Creator. He just

938
01:06:39.280 --> 01:06:42.239
he just said it. What's you? Could? You said? Koma?

939
01:06:42.360 --> 01:06:45.320
Sorry my bad, I was talking
and thinking. I didn't think about it.

940
01:06:45.360 --> 01:06:50.119
But yes, Kojima literally literally Kojima
is that? Yeah, I guess,

941
01:06:50.159 --> 01:06:55.280
I guess in some way, Yeah, in some ways he's his whole

942
01:06:55.320 --> 01:07:00.199
game was the eighties a movie.
But yeah, yeah yeah, but he's

943
01:07:00.199 --> 01:07:03.800
also like very successful, you know
what I mean. That's true to kill

944
01:07:04.079 --> 01:07:10.920
Norman Ritas and like replace him.
He can killed dormant that's a fucking android

945
01:07:11.039 --> 01:07:14.119
or something, and he's gonna unveail
into the world for my next game.

946
01:07:14.519 --> 01:07:17.639
For my next game, I've killed
Norman Ritas and and I've been walking around

947
01:07:17.679 --> 01:07:23.639
this normantas android. You haven't noticed, because my next game, my next

948
01:07:24.039 --> 01:07:27.920
My next game is about how how
how not unique humanity is and how how

949
01:07:27.960 --> 01:07:31.199
easy to replicate the human experiences to
the point where even society didn't even notice

950
01:07:31.239 --> 01:07:39.960
that Norman Ritas was dead for featuring
featuring Norman Ritas and gammeld Toro for some

951
01:07:40.039 --> 01:07:46.039
reason, for some reason, he's
new game. I love I love this,

952
01:07:46.519 --> 01:07:49.760
but but I'll say this. I'll
say this, man, uh,

953
01:07:49.880 --> 01:07:54.519
I understand aversions to to shellfish and
all that. Sh I get it,

954
01:07:54.519 --> 01:07:59.360
man, they're objectively insects. We
have direct things to compare them to octopuses.

955
01:07:59.400 --> 01:08:01.960
I would agree, like squid As
where Derek goes like they probably shouldn't

956
01:08:01.960 --> 01:08:08.880
be in because they're so fucking smart. At the same time, Calamari is

957
01:08:09.000 --> 01:08:14.840
really good, Like it's just like
shockingly, I just can't get that lemon

958
01:08:14.880 --> 01:08:16.439
on it. Just squeeze the lemon
on it and it's like, ah,

959
01:08:16.560 --> 01:08:23.039
like I love good Klamary but that's
also specifically because it's it's also specifically because

960
01:08:23.039 --> 01:08:25.800
it's not an insect. If it
wasn't if we had like a if we

961
01:08:25.840 --> 01:08:29.479
had like land octopuses, you know
what I mean, like land squids,

962
01:08:29.920 --> 01:08:33.520
I wouldn't be I probably wouldn't be
fucking eating calamary m. Yeah, I

963
01:08:33.800 --> 01:08:36.720
just I don't know. I can't. I'm just not. Yeah, those

964
01:08:36.720 --> 01:08:41.279
aliens, those smart aliens. I'm
not a fan. I don't. I've

965
01:08:41.319 --> 01:08:44.800
been eating meat less and less because
it's just it's just the right thing right

966
01:08:44.840 --> 01:08:45.640
now. It's just the right thing
to do. Man, this is the

967
01:08:45.720 --> 01:08:48.000
right thing to do. I mean, I don't. I don't know if

968
01:08:48.000 --> 01:08:51.600
I'd ever go full blown vegetarian,
but it's just it just after a while,

969
01:08:51.640 --> 01:08:55.640
like my stupid brain starts thinking,
and I'm like, god, damnit,

970
01:08:55.680 --> 01:08:58.680
I'm contributing to all this ship.
See, I'm the opposite. I'm

971
01:08:58.680 --> 01:09:00.479
the opposite. I know. I
I feel like time is running out for

972
01:09:00.560 --> 01:09:03.359
us to be able to do that
without a moral problem. So like,

973
01:09:03.399 --> 01:09:05.960
I'm going to take advantage of the
amount of time that we that we do

974
01:09:06.039 --> 01:09:11.199
have when we can eat meat in
peace without it being some big fucking like

975
01:09:11.279 --> 01:09:15.359
imagine in like ten years. Eating
meat is like as controversial as Israel Palestine,

976
01:09:15.479 --> 01:09:16.199
you know what I mean, Like, I want to make sure that

977
01:09:16.239 --> 01:09:23.119
I get as much meat in before
before that point as possible, only meat

978
01:09:23.359 --> 01:09:28.319
if animals gain sentience enough to be
added society. In the same way that

979
01:09:28.399 --> 01:09:31.279
I am tell you what, stop
immediately, I'm like, I'll stop the

980
01:09:31.399 --> 01:09:34.640
next day. Tell you what,
I'll stop eating the animals when they ask

981
01:09:34.760 --> 01:09:42.159
me to stop exactly until then,
when when the chickens like I feel and

982
01:09:42.199 --> 01:09:45.560
I don't want you eating because it's
not okay, When when the cow can

983
01:09:45.600 --> 01:09:48.439
turn to me and say, excuse
me, sir, please don't, Then

984
01:09:48.800 --> 01:09:56.119
then maybe I'll consider it. Maybe
you got another two undred thousand years,

985
01:09:56.159 --> 01:10:00.159
maybe yeah, and then I and
then your head even then stop your head

986
01:10:00.159 --> 01:10:03.840
in with the cow. But even
then I was gonna kill you for sport.

987
01:10:04.479 --> 01:10:08.840
Even then, It's it's contingent on
the complexity of the vocabulary, Like

988
01:10:08.840 --> 01:10:13.560
how many words do you know?
Really A hundred and half? No idea,

989
01:10:13.720 --> 01:10:20.239
the idea of at that moment killing
the animals. Don't kill me not

990
01:10:20.319 --> 01:10:28.520
enough that smart enough. You didn't
say please, He didn't get the cowboy

991
01:10:29.479 --> 01:10:40.640
stop oh around under his head is
breaking, bro, that's how hard I'm

992
01:10:45.520 --> 01:10:49.760
the cow scathing. All right,
well, I'm sorry for all the vegans

993
01:10:49.760 --> 01:10:54.600
and you throw it on a vegans, you guys. Let me say let

994
01:10:54.640 --> 01:10:56.840
me say that. Let me say
I like the fact that they kill little

995
01:10:56.840 --> 01:11:00.600
animals. It makes it happy,
It makes it more hungry when I eat

996
01:11:00.640 --> 01:11:04.439
them. Let me say this,
Let me say this to all the begans

997
01:11:04.479 --> 01:11:10.600
you are listening. You are totally
morally correct. So what you are,

998
01:11:10.600 --> 01:11:14.279
you are You are at least on
this front morally speaking, way better than

999
01:11:14.279 --> 01:11:17.600
me, one hundred percent. You're
like, oh, I'm not, That's

1000
01:11:17.640 --> 01:11:30.439
not me. I've been bugging this
whole episode. Pan your camera down where

1001
01:11:30.439 --> 01:11:33.920
the funks the you? Who at? Where is the you? There's no

1002
01:11:34.880 --> 01:11:44.840
It's around there somewhere. Can't go. There's a fucking tower. I'm legitimately

1003
01:11:45.479 --> 01:11:49.199
people on the floor marks and he's
I'm gonna try to get a sponsored by

1004
01:11:49.239 --> 01:11:51.199
you who, because like who the
fu? Who fus? With YouTube?

1005
01:11:51.239 --> 01:11:55.640
I be we can get you who
sponsor. I should we should next episode

1006
01:11:55.680 --> 01:11:58.720
we should just all we should all
get you Who's and drink them without and

1007
01:11:58.800 --> 01:12:01.960
not say anything like throughout the show
we even like who merch on. We

1008
01:12:02.000 --> 01:12:05.800
have you who merch on, like
you who racing jacket. I will see

1009
01:12:05.800 --> 01:12:09.560
if they have one of those on. There's a big green skame behind with

1010
01:12:09.680 --> 01:12:15.279
you on it. We don't even
we don't acknowledge it. We just take

1011
01:12:15.319 --> 01:12:18.079
a sip. We take a sip
when we when we're thirsty, and then

1012
01:12:18.119 --> 01:12:25.560
we like, well, well but
that's it. That's it's a little bit.

1013
01:12:25.840 --> 01:12:28.119
But yeah, but don't we don't
acknowledge it. We never mentioned you

1014
01:12:28.159 --> 01:12:31.399
who the whole episode take a sip
and I vomit out my nose. Bro,

1015
01:12:33.399 --> 01:12:38.000
that's it. You see somebody do
that? Yeah, it's crazy.

1016
01:12:38.159 --> 01:12:42.800
It's crazy. I saw a chick, this went viral on Twitter years ago,

1017
01:12:44.079 --> 01:12:51.680
blow up some dude and the out
of her nose. I saw it

1018
01:12:51.760 --> 01:12:57.199
and literally like was that on?
Saw that and I started flowing so much.

1019
01:12:57.279 --> 01:13:00.880
I stood up, like I started
rolling around and moving someone. I

1020
01:13:00.000 --> 01:13:03.840
slipped straight up off my bed.
That s it was crazy. Dude cleared

1021
01:13:03.880 --> 01:13:08.439
out her sinuses and everything. He
blew. It was a little it was

1022
01:13:08.439 --> 01:13:13.399
definitely blood in there too. That
he definitely like unclogged her whole ship and

1023
01:13:13.479 --> 01:13:15.279
it was just out now, and
I was like, damn, bro,

1024
01:13:16.359 --> 01:13:18.880
force to come out of the ears
too, out of a dope. Yeah,

1025
01:13:18.960 --> 01:13:25.079
that's it's all connected. It's all
connected. It's possible. A little

1026
01:13:25.119 --> 01:13:27.319
bit more, just a little bit
more. It could have came out of

1027
01:13:27.560 --> 01:13:31.560
kind of that bitch up pop their
head back. Then go find that.

1028
01:13:32.279 --> 01:13:36.239
Go find that video. You'll enjoy
it. Becca wrote in She says,

1029
01:13:38.239 --> 01:13:42.800
Hello, you, three kings.
If you could, if you could time

1030
01:13:42.880 --> 01:13:46.039
travel and take one medieval peasant into
the present day, what would you do

1031
01:13:46.640 --> 01:13:50.199
and what would you show them?
Or what would you show man? I

1032
01:13:50.239 --> 01:13:54.359
would clearly get one of those like
farm hand girls with like one of them

1033
01:13:54.399 --> 01:13:58.039
like jumbo huge titties, and I'd
bring her to like the future, and

1034
01:13:58.079 --> 01:14:04.159
I'd wed her that's it, like
one of those like Renaissance fair bitches with

1035
01:14:04.199 --> 01:14:08.319
the titties that are so big they're
falling out our dress. It looks like

1036
01:14:08.359 --> 01:14:11.920
they're fucking it's like jello swimming on
a fucking lake. And I would be

1037
01:14:11.960 --> 01:14:14.760
like, all right, cool,
I'll take you to this time. Choose

1038
01:14:14.800 --> 01:14:18.239
to do things yourself. I would
take I would take a I would take

1039
01:14:18.560 --> 01:14:25.079
a simple poor man and I would
bring him to today and I would slap

1040
01:14:25.159 --> 01:14:28.640
him. I would slap a vr
headset on and show him like very specific

1041
01:14:29.079 --> 01:14:38.319
modern TikTok means like specifically like like
drawn like construction paper. Peter Griffin dying

1042
01:14:38.319 --> 01:14:43.640
in a hospital, singing like a
skibbity toilet kaysinat version of fucking hey there,

1043
01:14:43.680 --> 01:14:49.079
Delilah, and just watch him fucking
implode in on himself, literally fucking

1044
01:14:49.279 --> 01:14:57.479
die. You'd literally watch this poor
man fall undone. That is terrible.

1045
01:14:58.039 --> 01:15:01.600
I would drast one of those racing
tracks where they like, you know,

1046
01:15:01.640 --> 01:15:04.039
go like two hundred some miles an
hour. Yeah, put him in a

1047
01:15:04.239 --> 01:15:09.279
car, put him in a zero
gravity and like a zero gravity like like

1048
01:15:09.439 --> 01:15:14.560
a wind tunnel thing. Just watch
him cry. Oh you know, I

1049
01:15:14.560 --> 01:15:15.399
don't want to do anything like that, you know what I just want to

1050
01:15:15.399 --> 01:15:18.560
do. I just I just want
to just torture him. I want to

1051
01:15:18.560 --> 01:15:23.920
strap him to John Damn all right, cut him up and just cut him

1052
01:15:24.000 --> 01:15:28.319
up and the slash him open and
sew him back up and slash him open

1053
01:15:28.359 --> 01:15:34.079
again and then carterizes wounds and ship
you fucking psycho, Chris Is. I'm

1054
01:15:34.319 --> 01:15:39.800
giving this guy's shell shock. You're
out here mincing a person and I'm just

1055
01:15:39.800 --> 01:15:43.760
getting fucking big old. I'm just
getting fucking I'm just getting good old milk

1056
01:15:43.800 --> 01:15:48.560
from a fucking what from a big
movie, fucking pre pre runaissance woman,

1057
01:15:48.840 --> 01:15:53.520
you're getting yourself a renaissance escort.
You're like, uh, You're like you're

1058
01:15:53.560 --> 01:15:57.359
like, uh, you're like a
time traveling boogie two nine A A hell

1059
01:15:57.479 --> 01:16:01.319
yeah, Oh dude, you should
a documentary that I should out. I

1060
01:16:01.359 --> 01:16:05.000
did. Did you see him?
Watched it? But I saw the previews.

1061
01:16:05.520 --> 01:16:10.279
It's I gotta say, Man,
it's not look it's not. I

1062
01:16:10.319 --> 01:16:13.199
watched it, and there wasn't really
much of a point to it other than

1063
01:16:13.239 --> 01:16:16.479
look at how this guy fucked everything
up. Uh, you don't leave with

1064
01:16:16.520 --> 01:16:19.239
any real you know. It wasn't
It was well made, though I got

1065
01:16:19.239 --> 01:16:21.319
to give the guy credit. It's
like that's a really well shot and well

1066
01:16:21.399 --> 01:16:25.239
edited, and it all looks post
documentary. Sincerely, It's like a really

1067
01:16:25.239 --> 01:16:28.079
good actually, but there's not really
much of a point to it other than

1068
01:16:28.079 --> 01:16:30.640
like, look at how this look
at this guy. He fucked up everything.

1069
01:16:30.840 --> 01:16:34.880
He spent two hundred thousand dollars on
hookers. Man, No, that

1070
01:16:34.920 --> 01:16:42.199
is insane. He blew he he
fucking the amount of money because the thing

1071
01:16:42.199 --> 01:16:45.039
that pissed me off about Buggie because
everybody has all these different takes about him,

1072
01:16:45.079 --> 01:16:47.039
and they always say, oh,
if if Boogey has focused on the

1073
01:16:47.079 --> 01:16:50.199
positives, then he wouldn't be getting
into this. But if you've ever looked

1074
01:16:50.199 --> 01:16:54.600
at his algorithms or just looked at
his views, when he would talk about

1075
01:16:54.680 --> 01:16:57.760
things that had to do with him
being fat or like say, certain trauma,

1076
01:16:58.000 --> 01:17:00.640
they would be his most viewed videos. So there was a connection that

1077
01:17:00.680 --> 01:17:03.359
there was people that actually were seeking
comfort in that type of stuff. Not

1078
01:17:03.439 --> 01:17:06.560
like, oh, let's point and
laugh at this fat, sad, sack

1079
01:17:06.600 --> 01:17:11.279
of shit, but people you would
read the comments and they'd be saying very

1080
01:17:11.319 --> 01:17:15.600
wholesome things, and they would relating
to his plight. And instead of like

1081
01:17:15.760 --> 01:17:18.880
being oh, I'll just kind of
be a I'll be like your uncle or

1082
01:17:18.880 --> 01:17:21.760
something that's going through it, and
we'll go through this shit together, he

1083
01:17:23.000 --> 01:17:27.079
just was like, Nah, I
think I'll just keep responding to trolls and

1084
01:17:27.119 --> 01:17:30.840
spend all my money on fucking hookers
and do all this dumb shit. And

1085
01:17:30.239 --> 01:17:33.640
I got to the point where I
first I was one of his defenders,

1086
01:17:33.640 --> 01:17:36.479
saying like, Okay, let's not
act like this guy's cheam star or some

1087
01:17:36.720 --> 01:17:40.880
fucking actual villain. Like, let's
not like act like he's the worst person

1088
01:17:40.920 --> 01:17:43.880
on earth, because that's what some
people were doing. But after seeing this

1089
01:17:44.399 --> 01:17:45.800
documentary, I'm like, oh,
this nigga doesn't want to help at all.

1090
01:17:46.720 --> 01:17:50.319
He he he is completely content with
being the Internet's punching bag, and

1091
01:17:50.359 --> 01:17:55.039
I just like lost all respect fro
him or I just I'm like, damn,

1092
01:17:55.079 --> 01:17:58.119
bro. And then trauma bonding with
his girlfriend, his twenty year old

1093
01:17:58.119 --> 01:18:01.119
girlfriend, Oh yeah, dude,
literally trauma bonding. Yeah. She's literally

1094
01:18:01.159 --> 01:18:03.640
talking about like how I have no
support system, and I'm like, you

1095
01:18:03.640 --> 01:18:09.159
know, it's it's like, oh
man, it's like fuck I used to

1096
01:18:09.159 --> 01:18:11.920
be I was like, I retract
anything that I said about him. Where

1097
01:18:11.960 --> 01:18:14.159
I'm like, damn, he's not
that bad, y'all, calm down.

1098
01:18:14.159 --> 01:18:16.880
He's just he's, oh he's a
fat loser, Okay, big deal,

1099
01:18:16.520 --> 01:18:20.000
Like like we've never seen one of
those before. But then I'm like,

1100
01:18:20.039 --> 01:18:24.439
Okay, where he's at right now, I'm like fuck, I'm like I

1101
01:18:24.439 --> 01:18:28.520
can't even I got nothing gonna say
anymore sucks, but I'm gonna watch it.

1102
01:18:28.560 --> 01:18:31.359
I'm watching it because it does look
like a shot well, and I

1103
01:18:31.920 --> 01:18:36.560
kind of wanta. I kind of
want to just pay attention to when the

1104
01:18:36.800 --> 01:18:42.560
relationship is gonna implode, because obviously
a relationship built on trauma never last.

1105
01:18:43.319 --> 01:18:45.960
So he just wastes so much money, man, it's crazy, Like two

1106
01:18:45.000 --> 01:18:50.399
hundredand dollars on hookers is insane.
That's like a stupid amount of money that

1107
01:18:50.560 --> 01:18:55.880
lets you know that those those are
probably high class escorts, like just just

1108
01:18:55.920 --> 01:18:59.319
throwing you're not even thinking about it
or should I cut a deal or should

1109
01:18:59.319 --> 01:19:01.159
I? No, just I'm gonna
get the highest end ones where I'm like,

1110
01:19:01.199 --> 01:19:04.000
dude, her pussy's exaglus game as
the low end one who gives a

1111
01:19:04.039 --> 01:19:08.399
fuck? They can't be possible.
It's just I don't know, man,

1112
01:19:08.760 --> 01:19:11.039
I just watched it and I was
just like, how do you how you?

1113
01:19:11.199 --> 01:19:13.800
Like I'm not great with finances either, right, Like I'm really bad

1114
01:19:13.840 --> 01:19:16.119
with like managing an awful like I
don't know the first thing about it,

1115
01:19:16.199 --> 01:19:19.880
Like I'm really fucking horrible at it. But I'm definitely not like spending money

1116
01:19:19.880 --> 01:19:24.520
on fucking frivolous shit like that.
Like if I buy something, I'm always

1117
01:19:24.520 --> 01:19:27.079
thinking about like, fuck that's expensive, Like what can I is this gonna?

1118
01:19:27.119 --> 01:19:30.239
Like like when I bought my I
remember when I bought my guitar.

1119
01:19:30.359 --> 01:19:32.640
I was like, fuck, do
I even like do I really need this?

1120
01:19:33.039 --> 01:19:36.119
Like is this like a thing that
like ah, this feels like absurd

1121
01:19:36.279 --> 01:19:40.399
really, But then it's like,
oh, I can I still dabble in

1122
01:19:40.479 --> 01:19:43.760
music sometimes, like I'll I will
put this to use in some way at

1123
01:19:43.760 --> 01:19:47.439
the very least, but like he'll
just buy like here's a statue, here's

1124
01:19:47.479 --> 01:19:50.159
a statue of fucking I don't know, like a like a two hundred dollars

1125
01:19:50.159 --> 01:19:57.479
statue of uh, fucking I don't
know the stateypuff marshmallow man, why what

1126
01:19:57.640 --> 01:20:00.680
purpose? Yeah, I don't know. And he's and he had so much

1127
01:20:00.720 --> 01:20:02.359
money too, is the thing.
It's like, and I get it,

1128
01:20:02.399 --> 01:20:04.359
like the more money you have,
the more money you spy. I get

1129
01:20:04.359 --> 01:20:06.920
it, right, But like at
the same time, it's like not that

1130
01:20:08.079 --> 01:20:12.399
much man, he had like four
he has that's seven hundred thousand dollars at

1131
01:20:12.399 --> 01:20:15.640
one point, and he like blew
it all on crypto and like just bullshit,

1132
01:20:15.680 --> 01:20:17.359
And it's just like, bro,
how do you just pay off your

1133
01:20:17.359 --> 01:20:19.439
And he hasn't paid off his house, which is like only like one hundred

1134
01:20:19.479 --> 01:20:24.720
and something thousand dollars which pay off
your crazy house, the fact that still

1135
01:20:24.760 --> 01:20:28.880
he lives in He lives in Arkansas, where the houses are fucking dirt cheap,

1136
01:20:29.239 --> 01:20:31.720
because a tornado can blow him away
at any moment, and he's just

1137
01:20:31.760 --> 01:20:34.560
like, I'm not gonna pay off
my house. That's crazy. It's great.

1138
01:20:34.600 --> 01:20:41.399
I could buy his house. It's
it's so it's so irresponsible, And

1139
01:20:41.439 --> 01:20:43.760
I'm like, yo, I I
I get it to a certain extent,

1140
01:20:44.199 --> 01:20:45.159
like why pay it off if I
don't have to? And I mean,

1141
01:20:45.159 --> 01:20:47.199
why pay it all off at once
if I don't have to. I get

1142
01:20:47.239 --> 01:20:50.199
that sentiment. But if you have
an abundance of money like that, that

1143
01:20:50.279 --> 01:20:55.560
is just stupid. Why not just
get it over with? Just get it

1144
01:20:55.560 --> 01:20:58.439
over with. But like, especially
if you can, it's such an easy

1145
01:20:58.520 --> 01:21:00.039
It's not like, oh if I
do this, I'm gonna be broke,

1146
01:21:00.239 --> 01:21:03.039
you know what I'm saying. It's
not like it's like if he's still even

1147
01:21:03.079 --> 01:21:05.560
if he paid off his whole house, he would still be so well off.

1148
01:21:06.239 --> 01:21:11.039
Yeah, especially in Arkansas, dude, especially in Arkansas. He would

1149
01:21:11.039 --> 01:21:15.159
be well off here. He would
be well off here if he did that,

1150
01:21:15.520 --> 01:21:16.680
if he paid off for one,
if he was in California. Granted,

1151
01:21:16.840 --> 01:21:19.720
California doesn't have one hundred and sixty
thousand dollars houses, but if he

1152
01:21:19.760 --> 01:21:23.600
paid off a one hundred thousand,
six if he if he paid off one

1153
01:21:23.640 --> 01:21:27.920
hundred thousand, sixty thousand dollars house
in California with seven thousand dollars, he'd

1154
01:21:27.920 --> 01:21:32.560
be fucking set still anywhere, totally
fine with some money. Yeah, sold,

1155
01:21:32.560 --> 01:21:35.399
it's my mind. I don't know. Oh well, anyway, Yeah,

1156
01:21:36.840 --> 01:21:41.359
come on, after all that shout
out to Boi, after all this

1157
01:21:41.479 --> 01:21:44.079
critique, shout out to him though, Oh, Derek, did did you

1158
01:21:44.079 --> 01:21:45.880
see my Did you see bald Goku? I want to show this to you

1159
01:21:45.920 --> 01:21:48.840
before we move on? No,
yeah, I put in I put in

1160
01:21:48.920 --> 01:21:51.520
that, put in the little chat
I want you to. Why don't you

1161
01:21:51.560 --> 01:21:56.279
see this is? Uh, this
is bald Goku. I thought you might

1162
01:21:56.319 --> 01:22:10.079
appreciate it. I love I love
it. That reminds me of that reminds

1163
01:22:10.119 --> 01:22:14.920
me of fucking Aladdin where they showed
him without pants on and like his skin,

1164
01:22:15.279 --> 01:22:25.079
his groove. It's just like two
big testicle legs. Completely not second.

1165
01:22:24.960 --> 01:22:27.039
I just I really wanted to,
I really want to get that reaction.

1166
01:22:27.760 --> 01:22:33.239
All right, Uh, let's see
let's get one. Oh yeah,

1167
01:22:33.319 --> 01:22:36.760
yeah, yeah, we get yeah, we get like two. Uh,

1168
01:22:36.800 --> 01:22:44.279
we're now in twenty, we're our
twenty. Let's see see. Oh man,

1169
01:22:44.720 --> 01:22:50.159
there's like, okay, there's a
lot. Uh, I don't know.

1170
01:22:50.760 --> 01:23:00.079
Look Piper Nigga rode in? Why
hyper Nigga Hyper? What's going on?

1171
01:23:02.039 --> 01:23:05.159
What's going on? Oh man,
I can't I can't land on it.

1172
01:23:05.960 --> 01:23:12.640
Cameron Cameron Tolson. It says,
hey, twunk giggachad and non pedo

1173
01:23:12.840 --> 01:23:17.960
e d P four four five Jesus
Christ, God, damn. I guess

1174
01:23:18.159 --> 01:23:23.079
this nigga wants to throw this nigga
wants to throw hands. It was compliment,

1175
01:23:23.159 --> 01:23:30.399
compliment? Fuck you? What that
was? I fall asleep at the

1176
01:23:30.399 --> 01:23:35.439
wheel. What's up? I've done
that before. It's crazy. Uh.

1177
01:23:35.479 --> 01:23:39.159
If you some there found yourself,
yeah, it's crazy. I was working

1178
01:23:39.159 --> 01:23:42.199
at Sears and I was like,
hmm, I don't want to die for

1179
01:23:42.279 --> 01:23:46.439
Sears, so I quit. If
you found yourself in a situation where death

1180
01:23:46.600 --> 01:23:49.920
was both imminent and guaranteed, what
would your last act in an attempt to

1181
01:23:49.960 --> 01:23:55.520
spite God one last time be?
You wouldn't be despite God. That's petty

1182
01:23:55.560 --> 01:23:58.840
ship. I don't be, like, would I wouldn't be I wouldn't do

1183
01:23:58.840 --> 01:24:01.680
anything to spite him. I know
I love him. I'm like, hey,

1184
01:24:01.680 --> 01:24:03.159
guys, I love you guys.
You guys are rock. You know,

1185
01:24:03.319 --> 01:24:04.880
just die. What if you didn't
have enough time? What if it

1186
01:24:04.920 --> 01:24:10.439
was like you have like ten seconds? I would ahal and I'd be like,

1187
01:24:10.479 --> 01:24:13.159
Okay, well I'm going. I
think I would try to jerk off

1188
01:24:13.199 --> 01:24:15.079
at least once. I don't know
if I'd be able to succeed, but

1189
01:24:15.239 --> 01:24:17.800
I would try. That's always been
my sentiment, like, oh, if

1190
01:24:17.800 --> 01:24:21.199
I was tall height or something,
I want to beat my deck off and

1191
01:24:21.199 --> 01:24:27.760
then splat. You're frustrated because like
the wind is ruining the mood, so

1192
01:24:27.880 --> 01:24:30.319
your follow your folly like from like
fifty you're probably from like thirty five thousand

1193
01:24:30.319 --> 01:24:35.319
feet and you're trying, but it's
like it's uncomfortable. It's like just come

1194
01:24:35.359 --> 01:24:45.159
on, because how much you're thinking
like turbulence, it's like flopping. Oh

1195
01:24:45.199 --> 01:24:47.880
man, I don't know on your
back. I don't know, man,

1196
01:24:47.960 --> 01:24:54.680
I don't I think I would try
to get one last joke in. Truthfully,

1197
01:24:54.720 --> 01:24:58.439
like I think that would be the
thing. It doesn't even have to

1198
01:24:58.479 --> 01:25:00.640
be a good one. I would
just I think I would just be like,

1199
01:25:00.560 --> 01:25:02.239
I don't know, if I was
on a plane and it was like

1200
01:25:02.279 --> 01:25:05.720
going down or something and it was
like absolutely going into a nose dive into

1201
01:25:05.720 --> 01:25:11.439
a volcano or something something something unavoidably
bad, and the guy next to me

1202
01:25:11.600 --> 01:25:15.920
was like crying. I would turn
around and I would turn to him and

1203
01:25:15.079 --> 01:25:18.880
like, uh, not even a
joke, just like something that would make

1204
01:25:18.920 --> 01:25:24.119
me laugh or just be like you
crying, what are you gay? And

1205
01:25:24.119 --> 01:25:27.479
then we would die. The last
thing. It's the last thing. This

1206
01:25:27.520 --> 01:25:33.319
guy here is vague. That's it. This vaguely homophobic man just making fun

1207
01:25:33.319 --> 01:25:38.439
of his masculinity because he's crying,
shitting a single tear because he's reading into

1208
01:25:38.479 --> 01:25:41.920
a volcano in a fucking Bowie seven
forty seven from a Jet Blue flight to

1209
01:25:41.960 --> 01:25:46.000
Atlanta. That's crazy, But you
know, God bless, that's how you

1210
01:25:46.039 --> 01:25:49.439
do it. I'd whatever, not
just good, don't go. Yeah,

1211
01:25:49.600 --> 01:26:00.560
I'll take a ship. Yeah back
last final cum where I just don't blast

1212
01:26:00.600 --> 01:26:03.079
of common it consumes me and I
disappear. I'm like, I feel like

1213
01:26:03.079 --> 01:26:08.399
a fucking roll up got empty roll
up two based. That's not really how

1214
01:26:09.600 --> 01:26:16.319
gone. I mean, you could
try fifty shades of gay Road, and

1215
01:26:16.359 --> 01:26:23.239
he says, who's tune force would
you want to have? And how would

1216
01:26:23.239 --> 01:26:27.239
you fight each other with it?
Tune force is basically the world breaking things

1217
01:26:27.279 --> 01:26:30.760
cartoon characters get away with, like
wiler Hally being able to get blown up

1218
01:26:30.760 --> 01:26:33.760
and still survive. I would want
SpongeBob or Patrick because they seem to be

1219
01:26:33.800 --> 01:26:38.560
invincible and too dumped to understand the
consequences of They're all powerful actions, so

1220
01:26:38.680 --> 01:26:42.920
all complications of immortality go away.
Well that's you're you're adopting like the entire

1221
01:26:43.000 --> 01:26:45.479
character of those people then at that
point, because like if you're just if

1222
01:26:45.920 --> 01:26:48.600
it's just the tune force, then
it's just then it's purely just. You

1223
01:26:48.640 --> 01:26:54.199
wouldn't be inheriting the naivete. You'd
be inheriting I don't know, being able

1224
01:26:54.199 --> 01:26:58.439
to like fucking I don't even know, like transition into a different place with

1225
01:26:58.520 --> 01:27:01.960
bubbles, you know what I mean? Like he would still you could still

1226
01:27:02.039 --> 01:27:08.000
understand the complexities of like what that
meant. But uh, I don't know.

1227
01:27:08.000 --> 01:27:10.319
Man, you can't beat those Loney
Tunes. Man, those Lindy Tunes

1228
01:27:10.359 --> 01:27:15.680
had some crazy tune force, Like
yeah, he is, he's he's literally

1229
01:27:15.680 --> 01:27:18.159
invincible. I would I would take
his Bunny's power set. Yeah, Bugs

1230
01:27:18.159 --> 01:27:26.520
Bunny is like Bugs Bunny but kissing
men exactly exactly. And and notice how

1231
01:27:26.760 --> 01:27:31.600
notice how he's not canceled. Notice
how he has he has crossed, appropriated

1232
01:27:31.640 --> 01:27:38.279
trans culture and sexually abused and harassed
everyone. He's ever everyone, he's ever

1233
01:27:38.319 --> 01:27:42.640
interact. He's been he's been racist. He's he's called and he's called Native

1234
01:27:42.640 --> 01:27:48.199
Americans engines and shot them. He's
he's referred to black people as a Literally,

1235
01:27:48.439 --> 01:27:53.399
there's a cartoon. There's a cartoon
I'm not even exaggerating where he's like

1236
01:27:53.439 --> 01:27:57.039
he's behind a rock in like fucking
I don't even know Arizona or something,

1237
01:27:57.199 --> 01:28:00.279
and he's like shooting a bunch of
Indians and he's singing like one little two,

1238
01:28:00.319 --> 01:28:05.119
little three little engines, and he's
for all little five ill sikes little

1239
01:28:05.119 --> 01:28:09.439
engines. And then that's real.
It's a real episode of fucking Bugs Bunny,

1240
01:28:09.439 --> 01:28:12.399
and Bugs Bunny was just in in
the last five years. He was

1241
01:28:12.439 --> 01:28:17.239
in a movie where no one brought
that up. He shared the screen shows

1242
01:28:17.239 --> 01:28:20.960
me how selective all that ship is, right, Yeah, no, I

1243
01:28:21.000 --> 01:28:27.479
mean it is also a cartoon character
lavish and that ship I think it could

1244
01:28:27.520 --> 01:28:32.520
be racist if I could go cartoon
racism, everything's like bonkers. Just start

1245
01:28:32.600 --> 01:28:34.880
saying whatever the fuck I want to
do whatever I want and no one could

1246
01:28:34.920 --> 01:28:39.479
kill me. Oh it's over.
That's it, just like you know the

1247
01:28:39.640 --> 01:28:42.840
mask. Just to remind you,
Space Jam two is a movie that exists

1248
01:28:42.840 --> 01:28:45.760
in the last several years, and
they cut Pepper a pew out. They

1249
01:28:45.800 --> 01:28:49.680
cut Pepper a pew out because his
whole thing was about trying to seduce women.

1250
01:28:49.760 --> 01:28:53.479
That was his whole thing, even
when they changed it later on where

1251
01:28:53.479 --> 01:28:56.000
that wasn't his whole thing. But
they kept Bugs Bunny, the guy who

1252
01:28:56.000 --> 01:29:00.600
shot Indians and wore black face and
did all this ship because Bugs Bunny has

1253
01:29:01.560 --> 01:29:04.920
four orange guys too. Yeah.
He also invited the Clock with Darns rapists

1254
01:29:04.920 --> 01:29:10.840
to the Space Jam ball game so
they could say the Iron Giant, such

1255
01:29:10.840 --> 01:29:15.199
a cluster, the Night King,
the guy that like brings eminent death to

1256
01:29:15.279 --> 01:29:18.840
a world, and tongue the fire. It's just that. It's you remember

1257
01:29:18.880 --> 01:29:21.359
when you you remember when you came
back from that movie to the apartment and

1258
01:29:21.399 --> 01:29:24.399
you said you loved it, you
couldn't get enough of it. I never

1259
01:29:24.439 --> 01:29:27.960
said that, never said I remember
that you said there's a whole podcast.

1260
01:29:27.960 --> 01:29:31.279
You weren't there. Stop lying there's
a whole podcast. Ship there ship,

1261
01:29:31.560 --> 01:29:33.760
there's a whole podcast episod you can
you can look it up right now.

1262
01:29:33.880 --> 01:29:36.520
It's I thinks it's just crazy.
And I never once said I love it.

1263
01:29:36.560 --> 01:29:40.680
I was I wasn't that bad look
at it and said I looking at

1264
01:29:40.800 --> 01:29:45.399
right now. He can't stop saying
Kingston, I love this. I love

1265
01:29:46.159 --> 01:29:55.479
Jameson, I adore this movie.
Is hot Lebron James's hot, especially Son.

1266
01:29:55.960 --> 01:30:00.720
I loved Rick and Morty. Yeah, Woul do you think of what

1267
01:30:00.720 --> 01:30:02.520
do you think of the new uh
Rick and Morty? Have you seen any

1268
01:30:02.560 --> 01:30:05.359
of it? I saw some of
it. I didn't see the show.

1269
01:30:05.439 --> 01:30:09.159
I saw like clips of the voices
because I was curious how it would sound.

1270
01:30:09.680 --> 01:30:14.399
And it sounds fine, I guess. I Look, here's the thing

1271
01:30:14.560 --> 01:30:20.319
I understand that I understand that this
is I feel like they did a good

1272
01:30:20.359 --> 01:30:24.399
thing in the sense of, like
it would suck for one person to ruin

1273
01:30:24.479 --> 01:30:26.479
the jobs of a bunch of different
creators, you know what I mean,

1274
01:30:26.640 --> 01:30:28.880
Like all these people worked on the
show, all these writers who are good

1275
01:30:28.880 --> 01:30:30.600
at writing the show, Like it
would suck for them to fucking not have

1276
01:30:30.640 --> 01:30:33.279
a job anymore, just because like
the lead guy did a bunch of dumb

1277
01:30:33.279 --> 01:30:38.279
shit. Yeah. At the same
time, I haven't watched Rick and Morty

1278
01:30:38.319 --> 01:30:44.000
seriously in a in a caring way
since like season two, you know,

1279
01:30:44.159 --> 01:30:48.039
like season I technically checked out at
three. I technically I tuned in.

1280
01:30:48.359 --> 01:30:53.279
I tuned into the series premiere of
three, and I thought, oh,

1281
01:30:53.319 --> 01:30:55.399
that was a crazy episode. And
then the rest of that season was just

1282
01:30:55.439 --> 01:30:58.399
kind of like, I didn't it
just wasn't good really, and then I

1283
01:30:58.439 --> 01:31:01.399
was like, okay, and then
four came around and I just wasn't interested

1284
01:31:01.439 --> 01:31:04.239
in it at all. And I
saw a little bit up to eight.

1285
01:31:04.319 --> 01:31:11.199
Now seven yeah, seven, seven, Uh seasons. I've definitely watched all

1286
01:31:11.199 --> 01:31:13.800
of Rick and Morty, and I
don't remember most of it. Yeah,

1287
01:31:13.880 --> 01:31:15.159
that's exactly what I mean. Like, I know, I've seen some other

1288
01:31:15.279 --> 01:31:20.640
of the seasons, but I just
I the first two seasons. Those first

1289
01:31:20.800 --> 01:31:25.119
seasons I would still recommend. I
think those first se seasons are fucking awesome.

1290
01:31:25.199 --> 01:31:28.680
They're they're fun. With three,
though, I remember there was like,

1291
01:31:29.199 --> 01:31:30.560
or was this in the second season, it was there was a thing

1292
01:31:30.600 --> 01:31:34.520
where they were doing therapy and they
got to see like what the others perceived

1293
01:31:34.520 --> 01:31:40.399
of each other. And that was
that too. It seems like it was

1294
01:31:40.479 --> 01:31:44.319
older that that was the one where
where where Jerry's like a like a slugman

1295
01:31:44.479 --> 01:31:50.439
or something. Yeah, it's like
they like wants to get But no,

1296
01:31:50.560 --> 01:31:54.720
that was a different That was a
differentid was one that was season one.

1297
01:31:54.880 --> 01:31:59.479
No you think that was the same. That was like the subplot or something.

1298
01:31:59.680 --> 01:32:09.800
Yeah, uh episode couples there coun
going to see what they see each

1299
01:32:09.800 --> 01:32:13.199
other. Betha's like a big alien
monster and there's like a little cut like

1300
01:32:13.279 --> 01:32:16.680
yeah episode yeah, yeah, it's
so it's called Big Trouble. So it's

1301
01:32:16.680 --> 01:32:19.880
called Big Trouble in Little Sanchez.
It's the seventh episode of the second season.

1302
01:32:20.119 --> 01:32:23.880
So that's what I mean. Wow, the second the first two seasons

1303
01:32:23.920 --> 01:32:27.960
are great, like sincerely like actually
like I had, they're fucking awesome.

1304
01:32:28.000 --> 01:32:31.279
I think they're hysterical and and so
the show has been going. It's like

1305
01:32:31.319 --> 01:32:34.199
a Simpsons thing, but like on
a short sale where it's the third season.

1306
01:32:34.680 --> 01:32:38.279
Pickle Rick was the third Rick was
the third season. I think that's

1307
01:32:38.279 --> 01:32:41.760
when everybody kind of like got soured. They were like, yeah, it

1308
01:32:41.800 --> 01:32:45.800
wasn't great forgot And it's funny too
because like I as just purely as a

1309
01:32:45.800 --> 01:32:47.720
fan, right, Like I loved
I was what I've been watching like Dan

1310
01:32:47.760 --> 01:32:49.960
Harmon and Justin Rohan for a very
very long time. Like they had a

1311
01:32:49.960 --> 01:32:55.159
show called Acceptable TV on v H
one that I fucking loved because it was

1312
01:32:55.359 --> 01:32:59.359
just a bunch of losers. It
was just a bunch of guys writing fake

1313
01:33:00.039 --> 01:33:02.439
TV shows for thirty minutes. Like
that's the whole The whole thing was like

1314
01:33:02.800 --> 01:33:05.439
do you guys, do you guys
remember Acceptable TV at all? You showed

1315
01:33:05.520 --> 01:33:09.760
me, Yeah, I didn't watch
it. It was it was like the

1316
01:33:09.760 --> 01:33:12.600
whole premise was like you have you
have a thirty minute block and you'd have

1317
01:33:12.640 --> 01:33:16.399
five TV shows all like and so
you had five like mini pilots and it

1318
01:33:16.399 --> 01:33:20.079
would be like an it was like
kind of Internet oriented where like three of

1319
01:33:20.119 --> 01:33:23.840
the episodes, three of those shows
would get canceled that they didn't get enough

1320
01:33:23.920 --> 01:33:26.880
votes, and two of them would
get a second episode, and then the

1321
01:33:26.960 --> 01:33:30.039
three shows that got canceled we replaced
with new ones. So it's just like

1322
01:33:30.079 --> 01:33:31.159
a bunch of like there was there
were like a bunch of shows like there

1323
01:33:31.199 --> 01:33:34.720
was like Homeless James Bond, where
like it was just like it was just

1324
01:33:34.760 --> 01:33:40.199
like it was just like this really
yeah, I loved Homeless James Bond the

1325
01:33:40.199 --> 01:33:43.560
show because it was just like,
uh, it was I don't even know.

1326
01:33:43.600 --> 01:33:45.880
It was like like one of one
of his gadgets was like a clean

1327
01:33:46.000 --> 01:33:48.720
shirt, you know what I mean. It's like it'll make you look really

1328
01:33:48.760 --> 01:33:53.640
respectable, but it gets dirt and
it's just like and it was awesome.

1329
01:33:53.680 --> 01:33:56.479
It was like actually like really good
because it felt like something that like we

1330
01:33:56.520 --> 01:34:00.439
would do, Like it was like
ideas that we would have that would like

1331
01:34:00.079 --> 01:34:03.640
improv but but like turned into videos
in this in this TV show and it

1332
01:34:03.680 --> 01:34:05.640
was awesome. And it was justin
Royland and Dan Harmon and a bunch of

1333
01:34:05.640 --> 01:34:10.439
other people. And then obviously Dan
Harmon with community was he I loved Community.

1334
01:34:11.199 --> 01:34:12.960
And so when they got together again
for Rick and Woody, I remember

1335
01:34:13.000 --> 01:34:15.319
being excited. I was like,
oh shit, people don't understand how cool

1336
01:34:15.319 --> 01:34:16.840
this is. And then it was
cool. And then it just kind of

1337
01:34:17.079 --> 01:34:20.319
that that third season really just kind
of fucked everything up, and so I

1338
01:34:20.359 --> 01:34:26.039
just I just lost interest based on
how it just wasn't really that good anymore

1339
01:34:26.920 --> 01:34:30.199
and as I as I've learned.
It's funny though, because like the conversation

1340
01:34:30.319 --> 01:34:34.079
around the show, especially around Justin
being so horrible right, like he's like

1341
01:34:34.119 --> 01:34:39.640
this fucking horrible person. He's definitely
said some creepy shit to women under age

1342
01:34:39.640 --> 01:34:43.840
women though that's a little weird.
But at the same time, people are

1343
01:34:43.880 --> 01:34:45.079
like, well, big fucking deal, Like it came out like, well

1344
01:34:45.119 --> 01:34:47.760
he hasn't been involved since the second
season or something, and it's like,

1345
01:34:51.159 --> 01:34:56.760
yeah, that, I mean,
they they bring that up as like a

1346
01:34:56.760 --> 01:34:59.079
point of pride where it's like,
well, hey, look, the show's

1347
01:34:59.119 --> 01:35:01.239
been been doing good for a long
time. Like he hasn't really been involved

1348
01:35:01.239 --> 01:35:03.479
with the show for the majority of
it. He's just done the voices and

1349
01:35:03.479 --> 01:35:06.239
it's like, I see, you're
right. But also like, as as

1350
01:35:06.279 --> 01:35:10.800
a fan who just kind of like
dropped off without knowing any of this ship,

1351
01:35:10.880 --> 01:35:14.239
it makes a lot of sense now
that the first two seasons Okay,

1352
01:35:14.600 --> 01:35:15.920
I mean, I don't know,
man, that show, Like, with

1353
01:35:15.960 --> 01:35:17.000
all due respect, like I'm sure
people love that show still. I'm sure

1354
01:35:17.039 --> 01:35:19.800
it's I'm sure it's entirely fine,
But that show was Dan Harmon and Justin

1355
01:35:19.840 --> 01:35:24.000
Royland, Like it just was and
without just in there, I don't even

1356
01:35:24.039 --> 01:35:26.640
see a point to continue it.
But I'm glad. I'm glad they are

1357
01:35:26.640 --> 01:35:29.479
for the people who like it,
so like whatever for me weird, Like,

1358
01:35:29.640 --> 01:35:33.399
granted there's a there's there was an
episode in season maybe five where like

1359
01:35:33.439 --> 01:35:39.760
you found that Betty's cloned, Betty's
cloned. Yeah, I'm aware of that.

1360
01:35:40.079 --> 01:35:45.079
There are some I've seen episode is
very good. Very some episodes I've

1361
01:35:45.119 --> 01:35:47.960
seen some episodes since that are that
are fine, But like it's not enough

1362
01:35:47.960 --> 01:35:50.800
for me to like get invested in
like watching the entirety of a show,

1363
01:35:50.800 --> 01:35:53.279
you know what I mean? For
me, it's like like a lot of

1364
01:35:53.279 --> 01:35:55.560
other things. The people that like
that show, maade me not like the

1365
01:35:55.600 --> 01:36:00.199
show. I feel like that's a
lot of people. That's for a lot

1366
01:36:00.199 --> 01:36:03.319
of people. I think that's the
general sentiment that like the fan base.

1367
01:36:03.439 --> 01:36:06.640
Because as much as some people would
want to push back against that and be

1368
01:36:06.720 --> 01:36:10.000
like, oh no, I'm in
control of what I watch, so I

1369
01:36:10.000 --> 01:36:14.600
wouldn't know. That's not that's that's
not how social creatures behave. It's just

1370
01:36:14.600 --> 01:36:18.119
like watching It's just like looking at
a YouTube video and seeing the numbers being

1371
01:36:18.159 --> 01:36:21.319
low and then you don't feel you
feel less compelled to click on it because

1372
01:36:21.560 --> 01:36:26.399
the implication is, oh, it
must not be that good because the views

1373
01:36:26.399 --> 01:36:29.199
are low, when it could be
the best fucking video we've ever seen.

1374
01:36:29.960 --> 01:36:30.960
But then you would think. You
don't feel that for YouTube videos, with

1375
01:36:31.159 --> 01:36:40.920
the fact that a lot of things
that watch are the obscure ship I use

1376
01:36:40.960 --> 01:36:45.119
them on car crafting ship like uh
ideas of basic narratives, how concise ideas

1377
01:36:45.399 --> 01:36:51.880
can't probably watchers of that though,
though I am I am sometimes can I

1378
01:36:51.880 --> 01:36:57.479
say, speaking of speaking of you
and all that stuff? Yeah, I

1379
01:36:57.520 --> 01:37:02.920
don't like man. Uh So,
So there's a scene in the booget Unity

1380
01:37:03.000 --> 01:37:11.319
Date documentary where he's he's kind of
gathering with his friends to play uh magic

1381
01:37:12.920 --> 01:37:16.000
or whatever, and it's in his
like living room, and it's it's it's

1382
01:37:16.039 --> 01:37:19.680
really tragic because his whole life sucks. And then to see that environment,

1383
01:37:19.720 --> 01:37:24.680
which is an environment that I've seen, like I've seen at Kingston's house so

1384
01:37:24.680 --> 01:37:27.079
many times, scared me a little
bit, Like I was like, oh

1385
01:37:27.159 --> 01:37:30.520
my, I'm I'm worried now,
Like I'm actually worried. I don't know,

1386
01:37:30.640 --> 01:37:34.079
I don't know, I don't know, though I don't know yet the

1387
01:37:34.159 --> 01:37:36.840
thing, the thing for me is
this, right. The thing for I

1388
01:37:38.239 --> 01:37:40.359
saw it, I was like,
it literally looked like you're the old apartment

1389
01:37:40.399 --> 01:37:42.199
that you were. I was like, that's fucking scary. It was the

1390
01:37:42.239 --> 01:37:44.439
same set at the same table.
And I'm like, oh, man,

1391
01:37:44.479 --> 01:37:46.720
I don't like. I don't like
that I'm seeing anything that even seems remotely

1392
01:37:46.760 --> 01:37:49.720
familiar that I relate to anything in
this documentary at all. It's like a

1393
01:37:49.720 --> 01:37:54.880
red flag at the first that's you. It's you fearing the relation of it.

1394
01:37:55.199 --> 01:37:58.479
Not it's just for me. Like
the thing for me is like I've

1395
01:37:58.479 --> 01:38:00.640
been a nerd my entire life.
Don't spend your money on hookers. Just

1396
01:38:00.640 --> 01:38:04.119
don't. That's it. Not yet, not yet. Hookers is when when

1397
01:38:04.159 --> 01:38:06.279
I start doing the Lily is like, yo, you can't do that to

1398
01:38:06.319 --> 01:38:11.520
me. That's when I go hookers, right. But that's like, that's

1399
01:38:11.560 --> 01:38:13.720
like, that's like forty. It's
like when I'm like, yo, let

1400
01:38:13.720 --> 01:38:16.199
me, let me bring the horse
in. She's like, no, bring

1401
01:38:16.199 --> 01:38:20.680
the horse, bring the horse.
I bring the golden, bring the golden,

1402
01:38:20.760 --> 01:38:26.000
and she's like, no, no, you can't come in your contact

1403
01:38:26.079 --> 01:38:32.239
lenses and then put them on.
Stop it. Hey, that's really good

1404
01:38:32.319 --> 01:38:36.840
lube. That's good loub dude,
that's crazy. You can't bring a whole

1405
01:38:36.880 --> 01:38:41.399
bottle Virgin Olivoy in the bedroom.
That's crazy? What are you doing?

1406
01:38:41.399 --> 01:38:44.520
And I'm like, then I'm gonna
called hookers. I'm like, all right,

1407
01:38:44.560 --> 01:38:45.720
listen, listen, lady. I
need you to be here in twenty

1408
01:38:45.760 --> 01:38:50.119
minutes and be gone in forty five
minutes. Can do you do that?

1409
01:38:50.680 --> 01:38:54.960
Can't? Wow? You got a
twenty minute window, you gotta can you

1410
01:38:55.000 --> 01:38:58.199
do that? All right? Let's
let's let's let's have it up a two.

1411
01:38:58.279 --> 01:39:00.279
Let's drive it up with two more. There's one hollow, any one

1412
01:39:00.279 --> 01:39:01.640
that I want to get out of
the way now before it's like too far

1413
01:39:01.680 --> 01:39:04.960
into November to get on. But
there's there's also one that I think is

1414
01:39:04.960 --> 01:39:06.920
a good one to end on.
So like, here's the first one.

1415
01:39:08.439 --> 01:39:11.880
Holman Brown wrote in Holman Round ninety
eight and he says, high boys.

1416
01:39:11.920 --> 01:39:14.960
With Halloween just gone, I'm still
in a spooky mood. If you were

1417
01:39:15.000 --> 01:39:17.479
tasked to create the most fucked up
haunted house possible, what would you include?

1418
01:39:17.800 --> 01:39:20.279
Weirder? The better? Keep up
the good work, you sexy slags.

1419
01:39:21.960 --> 01:39:27.680
I would I would have Oh god, I would have projectors. I

1420
01:39:27.680 --> 01:39:35.159
would have projectors right that are projecting
footage from their lives that I should not

1421
01:39:35.239 --> 01:39:40.560
have access to. Well, that's
just like that is ultimately the scariest thing,

1422
01:39:44.039 --> 01:39:46.039
the thing You walk into a haunted
house and then like your home movies

1423
01:39:46.079 --> 01:39:50.239
are playing on the on the wall
and you're like, yeah, it would

1424
01:39:50.239 --> 01:39:56.000
be a little shadowy figure somewhere in
the background. That is the ultimate frightening

1425
01:39:56.000 --> 01:39:59.720
thing period. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, I got it. So I

1426
01:40:00.800 --> 01:40:02.840
it's it's just one time of year. It can't it's not like, oh,

1427
01:40:02.880 --> 01:40:05.000
you can just do it. It
has to be. It's gonna be

1428
01:40:05.079 --> 01:40:08.680
really expensive too, because it's only
it can only work one time. You

1429
01:40:08.720 --> 01:40:11.279
have to sign a release too.
With the sign a waiver. So you

1430
01:40:11.359 --> 01:40:14.399
go in. It's a big group. It's a big group. You know.

1431
01:40:14.439 --> 01:40:15.800
It's all dark and spooky, all
the you know, all the nine

1432
01:40:16.199 --> 01:40:20.479
The group is dark, dark and
spooky. I think you're gonna starting spooky.

1433
01:40:20.520 --> 01:40:23.079
It's like the whole nine Yard,
you know what I mean, it's

1434
01:40:23.479 --> 01:40:26.520
all the tropes. So the group
is spooky, It's what I'm saying.

1435
01:40:26.520 --> 01:40:28.960
No, it's just regular people going
in, you know. But it's just

1436
01:40:28.960 --> 01:40:31.920
like it looks like a regular scary
house, but all all the only addition

1437
01:40:32.640 --> 01:40:39.119
is that they're these you know ghosts, human ghosts, dudes with sheets on

1438
01:40:39.800 --> 01:40:43.760
with the whole cutout where their penises
are, and they're just coming all over

1439
01:40:43.840 --> 01:40:47.279
you. You're such a You're just
fucking They're just a cunt. I was

1440
01:40:47.319 --> 01:40:50.960
gonna have the same thing. I
was gonna be the same. I hate

1441
01:40:50.960 --> 01:40:55.439
you. I hate you so much. Mine was mine was gonna be this,

1442
01:40:55.600 --> 01:40:58.920
right, Mama's gonna be. You
walk in and you see you sign

1443
01:40:58.960 --> 01:41:01.800
a waiver, right, and you
see this thing where this bukaki is happening,

1444
01:41:02.319 --> 01:41:05.520
and you're watching it as you walk
through the thing, and then once

1445
01:41:05.520 --> 01:41:10.520
you get to the end, come
flies out of everywhere on you. You

1446
01:41:10.720 --> 01:41:15.439
get you get at the end,
does a lot of bloody come. So

1447
01:41:15.520 --> 01:41:19.439
what we gotta do is combined dars
together to where you think you've escaped the

1448
01:41:19.439 --> 01:41:23.199
come afterward, because I'm like,
you go through this door and then come

1449
01:41:23.279 --> 01:41:25.359
hits you and you're like fuck,
You're trying to get away from the cum.

1450
01:41:25.399 --> 01:41:28.119
You're trying to find the exit.
And then when you think you're finally

1451
01:41:28.159 --> 01:41:35.399
safe, that's when the finale when
like face holes opening the wall and people

1452
01:41:35.560 --> 01:41:45.199
put there and they start coming coming. These are shooters. These are shooters,

1453
01:41:45.239 --> 01:41:50.279
like ed They've been edging it the
entire day, just waiting for God.

1454
01:41:50.319 --> 01:41:53.880
One. A good one would be
you walk into a you walk and

1455
01:41:53.920 --> 01:41:56.560
do one. You pull the curtain
back and you step inside and the lights

1456
01:41:56.600 --> 01:42:00.960
are off, and then the lights
turn on and then you're in Gaza and

1457
01:42:00.000 --> 01:42:03.960
then Palestine. Yeah. Yeah,
and that's that's that's the that's hot house

1458
01:42:04.039 --> 01:42:10.319
sold. That's so not funny.
That is so unfunny, like not even

1459
01:42:10.399 --> 01:42:16.840
not even not even just the just
the aircraft overhead, like damn it.

1460
01:42:18.159 --> 01:42:21.039
But then right before the bomb hits, the guy comes in you on your

1461
01:42:21.079 --> 01:42:30.960
face, extra guy, your face
and you get blowed up on that note

1462
01:42:31.039 --> 01:42:34.960
best wishes to everybody and best wishes
to everybody in the Middle East dealing with

1463
01:42:34.960 --> 01:42:40.520
that ship. Of course crazy,
You're like, oh man, that note

1464
01:42:40.439 --> 01:42:45.840
and you just disrespected the entire the
entire situation and played it for a fucking

1465
01:42:45.880 --> 01:42:50.399
cum joke. Uh. That is
so out of pocket, bro. Yeah.

1466
01:42:50.479 --> 01:42:54.920
Anyway, it's question Cory and Okay, go ahead, go ahead,

1467
01:42:54.960 --> 01:43:00.640
Corey, Corey, Corey and co. Mom is just too funny though,

1468
01:43:00.640 --> 01:43:03.680
Like that, I like that idea
because I'm just thinking of Kyle Massey's smiling

1469
01:43:03.880 --> 01:43:12.039
cherub face and like in Hamas like
insane, you know, like you know,

1470
01:43:12.119 --> 01:43:14.159
they would have like on some TV
channels, they would have like the

1471
01:43:14.159 --> 01:43:16.680
the the green screen people in the
bottom left corner, like doing hilarious little

1472
01:43:16.680 --> 01:43:21.279
things. I think of those all
right with with his buddies with this,

1473
01:43:21.960 --> 01:43:25.720
they're all mad because they're all trying
to be serious. He's all smiling and

1474
01:43:25.840 --> 01:43:31.920
ship. Yeah, and finally this
is today. The Quartermaster wrote in it

1475
01:43:31.920 --> 01:43:36.640
says, hello Steve Reagan, spurt
of Ignorance and Donald J. Trump parody

1476
01:43:36.640 --> 01:43:42.359
account. Recently been playing Alan Wake
two. It's phenomenal in my opinion,

1477
01:43:42.399 --> 01:43:45.720
it really is. It's fucking amazing, And it's got me thinking, what

1478
01:43:45.840 --> 01:43:47.960
was the first video game that you
played that you consider to be a true

1479
01:43:48.000 --> 01:43:50.800
masterpiece for you? It would be
disco Elysium. I've heard really good things

1480
01:43:50.800 --> 01:43:56.000
about Discolesium. Haven't gotten around it, Yeah, I haven't on I have

1481
01:43:56.119 --> 01:43:59.199
it, I just haven't started yet
because I know I know that that's gonna

1482
01:43:59.199 --> 01:44:01.159
be like a really different that's gonna
be like a really consuming game together that

1483
01:44:01.239 --> 01:44:03.720
genuinely had been questioning my entire life
playing games up to that point, dude,

1484
01:44:03.760 --> 01:44:06.800
with sheer quality. Yeah, I
excited to finally it's like they came

1485
01:44:06.800 --> 01:44:11.560
out maybe in December when I had
When Everything first one first one Metro for

1486
01:44:11.720 --> 01:44:14.479
Super Metrode. Yeah, Super Metro
really first game. I was like,

1487
01:44:14.520 --> 01:44:17.119
this game is amazing. I don't
think I ever felt that way a video

1488
01:44:17.119 --> 01:44:19.640
game. I think I ever felt
that way about a two D game really

1489
01:44:20.119 --> 01:44:25.239
mmmm, like even Tris, which
I think is like the best game ever.

1490
01:44:25.399 --> 01:44:27.560
Like I don't, I don't,
I don't know, like I didn't

1491
01:44:27.560 --> 01:44:30.319
feel like, oh, I didn't
feel like there's like next level art,

1492
01:44:30.319 --> 01:44:32.840
you know what I mean. I
guess because of the fact I didn't have

1493
01:44:32.960 --> 01:44:35.600
a super heavy narrative. But while
I was playing a game of this game

1494
01:44:35.680 --> 01:44:39.560
is a perfectly built video I said, this is a perfectly built video game.

1495
01:44:39.600 --> 01:44:43.720
I can't argue that that's entirely games
like, it's just this I was.

1496
01:44:43.840 --> 01:44:45.359
I was playing, and I was
just like, this is so well

1497
01:44:45.399 --> 01:44:50.079
designed. And the fact that like
Metroid Veneus with the idea that the map

1498
01:44:50.560 --> 01:44:55.119
is the same map the whole time, but the way you get to explore

1499
01:44:55.119 --> 01:44:59.279
it is as you explore the map
itself, is such an unbelievable mechanic to

1500
01:44:59.359 --> 01:45:04.039
me that I feel like is so
like under underappreciated, underspoken about how like

1501
01:45:04.520 --> 01:45:09.520
just genius of a design that is. Yeah, I think I think for

1502
01:45:09.560 --> 01:45:12.000
me it would be I think for
me it would be BioShock. I think

1503
01:45:12.000 --> 01:45:14.560
BioShock was the first time that I
was like, oh, like because I

1504
01:45:14.920 --> 01:45:16.399
really liked dude. The Hail two
story was awesome to me, Like I

1505
01:45:16.399 --> 01:45:19.279
loved it, Like that impacted me
a lot, like sincerely, but like

1506
01:45:19.680 --> 01:45:24.159
it didn't like I don't know.
There's something about BioShock that I got to

1507
01:45:24.239 --> 01:45:27.600
the end of that game and I
was like, I that that reshaped the

1508
01:45:27.720 --> 01:45:30.359
entire way that I look at like
video game natters, where it's like,

1509
01:45:30.359 --> 01:45:35.199
oh, it can be like,
well you speaking biostrack, I have to

1510
01:45:35.199 --> 01:45:39.920
show you something one second, okay, cool, Yeah, he's probably gonna

1511
01:45:39.920 --> 01:45:43.880
grab something. I'm curious. I
was just I was just over his house.

1512
01:45:44.079 --> 01:45:45.840
If he had anything bioshoppriented. He
knows how much I love biotrack.

1513
01:45:45.840 --> 01:45:49.479
I feel like he would have showed
me, but uh, yeah, like

1514
01:45:49.520 --> 01:45:51.520
the meta narrative of it, where
it's like, oh, it could be

1515
01:45:51.600 --> 01:45:55.000
like you could have a game with
a great story. There's been plenty that

1516
01:45:55.079 --> 01:45:57.239
was like Middle of Your Solid two
is one of those two and and and

1517
01:45:57.479 --> 01:46:00.880
uh. I didn't play those till
like way later though. Uh, but

1518
01:46:00.000 --> 01:46:03.359
like Biostrack was like the first time
that, like biotrack was the first time

1519
01:46:03.399 --> 01:46:04.960
that I was playing a story,
and I was like, Oh, this

1520
01:46:05.000 --> 01:46:10.760
story really can only exist in a
video game. Like you couldn't really make

1521
01:46:10.800 --> 01:46:14.680
a TV show of this because it
would really miss the point because it's all

1522
01:46:14.720 --> 01:46:17.319
about like the players actions and ship
and that kind of like that's fucking so

1523
01:46:17.479 --> 01:46:21.119
sick. That really blew my mind. Oh what is that Is that an

1524
01:46:21.159 --> 01:46:27.800
art book? Put your fucking head
set on. What is that is that

1525
01:46:27.800 --> 01:46:30.079
an art book? This is the
BioShock one, the whole entire game,

1526
01:46:30.319 --> 01:46:33.960
game book, game pay book.
Yeah, the guy, wait open it?

1527
01:46:34.000 --> 01:46:36.000
What do you mean? Like I
don't understand what that is, like

1528
01:46:36.119 --> 01:46:40.199
like like a strategy this is the
table. This is the entire guy for

1529
01:46:40.279 --> 01:46:42.920
the first game, talking about every
weapon, every encounter you go into.

1530
01:46:43.239 --> 01:46:45.399
Oh that's dope. Wow, that's
to give it to you when you were

1531
01:46:45.399 --> 01:46:49.880
here. Oh fuck, that is
sick. Who gave that to you?

1532
01:46:49.920 --> 01:46:56.119
Was that Nikki? Yeah? That
is that's fucking so cool, that is

1533
01:46:56.239 --> 01:46:58.720
all. It's not mine. I
had just have it because that's the herd

1534
01:46:58.800 --> 01:47:02.600
last as. I'll definitely sup over
there and take it. I love have

1535
01:47:02.600 --> 01:47:08.359
aio have a BioShock tattoo, which
is crazy. It's it's would you consider

1536
01:47:08.479 --> 01:47:10.920
like how much I talk about Halo
and how like that's really integral to like

1537
01:47:10.960 --> 01:47:13.079
my entire existence on the Internet.
It's kind of crazy that I don't have

1538
01:47:13.079 --> 01:47:16.560
a Halo tattoo, but I have
a BioShock tattoo. Yeah. Yeah,

1539
01:47:17.039 --> 01:47:20.520
it's funny how life works out like
that sometimes. Yeah, it's like totally

1540
01:47:20.520 --> 01:47:25.000
get a tattoo of a legendary on
your arm. That's too. I don't

1541
01:47:25.039 --> 01:47:27.760
know. I wanted to get like
a sleeve done with like some Halo stuff

1542
01:47:27.800 --> 01:47:30.319
in it, but it's it's it's
so hard to get it. The thing

1543
01:47:30.319 --> 01:47:31.960
about like doing a sleeve is like
my arm is so like I have a

1544
01:47:32.239 --> 01:47:34.600
small like it's not like a big
arm, so like I feel like I

1545
01:47:34.640 --> 01:47:40.560
have to like I don't want.
I feel like people with bigger arms like

1546
01:47:40.560 --> 01:47:44.479
they have more space to to get
like a full image across as opposed to

1547
01:47:44.520 --> 01:47:47.560
like like wraps around. I don't
know, it's it's tricky. Just find

1548
01:47:47.560 --> 01:47:53.039
an artist. Find an artist to
reconstructive surgery. So I could become an

1549
01:47:53.039 --> 01:47:58.000
elite. Yeah, that's cool,
that is that's cool. I would never.

1550
01:47:58.319 --> 01:48:00.399
I'll be real with you, man, like I could not friends with

1551
01:48:00.439 --> 01:48:03.680
you if you look like imagine it
came out really good though, how and

1552
01:48:03.680 --> 01:48:09.279
what way? What do you mean
like an elite? Like, oh,

1553
01:48:09.359 --> 01:48:12.079
that's a really an elite. Yeah, so that's not good, Kingston.

1554
01:48:12.279 --> 01:48:15.720
That didn't come out good. That
came out convincing. That came out Wow,

1555
01:48:15.760 --> 01:48:18.079
that's really accurate to the source material. That's not a good thing.

1556
01:48:18.760 --> 01:48:23.439
That is a bad thing for you. That'd be cool as funk. I'm

1557
01:48:23.479 --> 01:48:26.399
like, damn, dude, that's
really nice. Okay, good saw your

1558
01:48:26.439 --> 01:48:30.479
jaw in half and both play and
in both places just to get separate and

1559
01:48:30.479 --> 01:48:34.079
then I get the back of my
head elongated. I could never. Man,

1560
01:48:34.279 --> 01:48:36.800
oh man, we would. We
would cancel this podcast so quick.

1561
01:48:36.800 --> 01:48:41.279
It's crazy. But that's that's my
that's crazy, because that'd be we would

1562
01:48:41.279 --> 01:48:44.079
get so much more views there.
But that's the show with the elite on

1563
01:48:44.159 --> 01:48:49.760
it. Take a picture and showed
a Keith David, But hey, what

1564
01:48:49.760 --> 01:48:57.159
do you think that that said?
It was because of you, Keith there

1565
01:48:57.199 --> 01:48:59.279
that I decided to do this.
I love the arbiter so much I wanted

1566
01:48:59.279 --> 01:49:00.920
to become him. He I genuinely
think if he saw that, if she

1567
01:49:00.960 --> 01:49:06.239
would go to cardiac wress and die. I genuinely I don't that would kill

1568
01:49:06.319 --> 01:49:11.000
That would kill Keith David. I
don't believe that anybody. I don't believe

1569
01:49:11.039 --> 01:49:14.279
that anybody who's even remotely over the
age of twenty can say something like that

1570
01:49:14.319 --> 01:49:18.600
without dying. That is that is
fucking crazy. What have I done?

1571
01:49:18.920 --> 01:49:25.279
What have I done all this time? What is this? Get this away

1572
01:49:25.359 --> 01:49:30.800
for me? He goes insane,
He has flat, He starts all his

1573
01:49:30.960 --> 01:49:35.079
characters, all of his characters.
He just turns in the spot. Keith

1574
01:49:35.119 --> 01:49:40.239
David turns into spawn. After that, turns in the spawn and then fat

1575
01:49:40.319 --> 01:49:46.319
nigga, how you have to he's
stupid drone that he turns in the spawn

1576
01:49:46.319 --> 01:49:49.720
and dies. It's like that dream
that Jalen had where like the fucking Pokemon

1577
01:49:49.760 --> 01:49:54.600
we're fighting and then somebody killed what
is it mouth and then just turned into

1578
01:49:54.640 --> 01:50:00.159
a regular cat or something. Dream
is so crazy because he's a stupid a

1579
01:50:00.239 --> 01:50:03.840
pokemon killed the pokemon and then it
turned into a regular cat. There was

1580
01:50:03.880 --> 01:50:09.720
a dead cat in a living room. I remember that is one of those

1581
01:50:09.760 --> 01:50:14.039
rare instances where I remember somebody else's
dream more vividly than most of the dreams

1582
01:50:14.039 --> 01:50:19.119
that I have. Like he described
it so well, but he was so

1583
01:50:19.319 --> 01:50:23.840
panicked that morning. That's what makes
it crazy. That morning he didn't go

1584
01:50:23.920 --> 01:50:27.520
the work, is how unsettled he
was. He was like, what the

1585
01:50:27.840 --> 01:50:31.239
are you right? Like this didn't
happen, but like I really felt like

1586
01:50:31.279 --> 01:50:40.800
it happened. That's crazy dream living
in that house like that was the worst

1587
01:50:40.840 --> 01:50:45.239
of times, but also the funniest
experiences I've ever had in my life were

1588
01:50:45.239 --> 01:50:46.800
in that house. I was talking
with my I was talking with you.

1589
01:50:46.880 --> 01:50:49.199
I took my When my parents were
here, I took them, and because

1590
01:50:49.239 --> 01:50:54.000
Jalen obviously knows my family very very
well, we drove out here together.

1591
01:50:54.239 --> 01:50:56.399
So like when my parents were in
time, we met up with Jayalen and

1592
01:50:56.399 --> 01:51:00.359
we got some got some food at
the same tavern that UH that Jack Films

1593
01:51:00.359 --> 01:51:05.319
got insulted at UH and and we
were just talking about like living there and

1594
01:51:05.359 --> 01:51:09.079
like there was so much shit that
came up that I forgot about, just

1595
01:51:09.119 --> 01:51:12.159
like in the just by talking about
it like memories kind of like I forgot

1596
01:51:12.159 --> 01:51:15.039
that we just had a homeless person
living in the corner of that apartment for

1597
01:51:15.119 --> 01:51:18.000
a period of time. Like,
we just had a homeless man living in

1598
01:51:18.039 --> 01:51:23.600
the corner and he would he was
fine, but he just he would look

1599
01:51:23.640 --> 01:51:28.960
around and that was it. That
was just something that we did. It's

1600
01:51:28.960 --> 01:51:33.960
insane anyway, such a experienced We
gotta oh, real quick, real quick.

1601
01:51:34.000 --> 01:51:39.680
I just want to convert more people. Uh, illusion to guy.

1602
01:51:39.880 --> 01:51:45.880
Play that masterpiece. It's on it's
online. It's online. You can play

1603
01:51:45.920 --> 01:51:48.840
it, you can emulate it,
whatever, feel it. That was the

1604
01:51:48.840 --> 01:51:51.960
masterpiece. I still stand by.
It's better than a link to the past.

1605
01:51:53.119 --> 01:51:57.560
I still stand firm. Illusion to
guy. Yeah, illusion to guy

1606
01:51:57.640 --> 01:52:00.600
yeah, or allusion to time to
some other people like in other countries,

1607
01:52:00.640 --> 01:52:03.359
but like illusion of guys like it
in America. Oh wow, that ship

1608
01:52:03.520 --> 01:52:08.119
is Oh yeah, I have seen
that. Yeah. I think I think

1609
01:52:08.159 --> 01:52:13.279
it is way better than a link
to the past, and which is which

1610
01:52:13.319 --> 01:52:16.560
says a lot. And I think
people would actually think that too if they

1611
01:52:16.600 --> 01:52:20.640
if they get a chance to play. It's just the story in the combat,

1612
01:52:21.000 --> 01:52:28.199
everything, it's just it's just better. It's just better manage. I

1613
01:52:28.199 --> 01:52:30.680
clicked over into a different window and
ball Goku just really kind of scared me

1614
01:52:30.720 --> 01:52:34.520
a little bit, and he just
that's perfect. I feel like, Okay,

1615
01:52:34.560 --> 01:52:38.359
so what did we talk about in
this episode? You Who? I

1616
01:52:38.399 --> 01:52:45.119
would put like ball Goku in the
thumbnail. You Who? Could? We

1617
01:52:45.159 --> 01:52:46.720
can talk about it. We could. We could call it like, uh,

1618
01:52:47.479 --> 01:52:50.279
kill the you who drinkers or something
something, you know what I mean,

1619
01:52:50.399 --> 01:52:56.479
call call the you who drinkers or
something? Yeah, yeah, the

1620
01:52:56.560 --> 01:52:59.880
great Yeah, like take it out, I'll go buy. You need to

1621
01:53:00.079 --> 01:53:04.399
put thumbnails for it. You should
put Yeah, everybody make the cover last

1622
01:53:04.439 --> 01:53:11.279
of us like clickers. But they're
holding yous. That's too specific. We

1623
01:53:11.319 --> 01:53:15.600
need you who front and center.
It can't just be like a small beast

1624
01:53:15.800 --> 01:53:18.159
creature with a you who in its
mouth, like you have an assignment.

1625
01:53:18.239 --> 01:53:23.720
You have to you have to go
get a you who right now. Yeah.

1626
01:53:23.840 --> 01:53:25.720
I don't even know where I would
find them. I don't know if

1627
01:53:25.720 --> 01:53:27.680
they sell them. I don't even
know if they sell them anywhere near me.

1628
01:53:27.760 --> 01:53:29.920
But I don't either. I'm gonna
go check seve eleven see if they

1629
01:53:29.960 --> 01:53:34.319
still have them. Right. Seven
eleven is seven eleven is low quality enough

1630
01:53:34.359 --> 01:53:36.680
that they probably got. They got
it. It is the last bashion of

1631
01:53:36.720 --> 01:53:41.239
like having filth, you know that
they just carry that. I can't imagine

1632
01:53:41.279 --> 01:53:46.520
that they sell any They sell fucking
dust. They sell just packets of dust.

1633
01:53:46.920 --> 01:53:55.560
They sell fucking like loose bacon grease
in like a they sell pape worms.

1634
01:53:56.239 --> 01:54:02.319
You can. Seven eleven they got
a terful tapeworms. In fact,

1635
01:54:02.399 --> 01:54:09.159
it's a dust ass trays full of
loose bacon grease. They got fucking they

1636
01:54:09.199 --> 01:54:16.479
got the ship. They have like
grass clippings, and they actually have the

1637
01:54:16.479 --> 01:54:29.560
fucking you face the cats faces a
bag of cats faces, like cat f

1638
01:54:29.800 --> 01:54:33.520
that's so aious, dude, they
would the seven eleven really is like I

1639
01:54:33.520 --> 01:54:35.199
don't know, man, I go
to seven eleven every time, and I'm

1640
01:54:35.199 --> 01:54:39.479
like I'm blown away by like the
lack of selection that they have, Like

1641
01:54:39.520 --> 01:54:41.680
they just don't have things that I
feel like they said they don't have,

1642
01:54:41.920 --> 01:54:45.079
Like the one around me has got
no arizona, which is wild to me

1643
01:54:45.159 --> 01:54:47.880
because like that's like a I think
it's just very that's like a staple convenience

1644
01:54:47.960 --> 01:54:50.960
or thing like look Snapple. I
guess it's like a more specialized thing like

1645
01:54:50.960 --> 01:54:54.119
okay, fine, like most in
New York. It's everywhere, but like

1646
01:54:54.119 --> 01:54:56.600
I get it, okay, fine, like Arizona's bag, it's just fun.

1647
01:54:56.600 --> 01:54:59.039
You're not gonna have and if they
do have Arizona, it's just like

1648
01:54:59.119 --> 01:55:02.600
it's specifically like a weird like orange, like a weird flavor and stupid flavor

1649
01:55:02.680 --> 01:55:09.600
like watermelon or something like watermelon,
not lemon, not even green tea,

1650
01:55:09.680 --> 01:55:11.880
Like I understand. Look, I
don't, like I'm not big on the

1651
01:55:11.880 --> 01:55:14.600
green tea, but like I'll if
I see it there in place of lemon,

1652
01:55:14.640 --> 01:55:18.000
at least at least I understand the
logistics. But like it's it's I

1653
01:55:18.000 --> 01:55:24.319
don't know, man, seven leven
sucks. Apparently it's amazing Japan seven less

1654
01:55:24.520 --> 01:55:30.319
and sells you hot bottles of piss, warm bottles of fresh. They're actually

1655
01:55:30.359 --> 01:55:34.960
like on a hot plate. They're
they're on a hot plate, like like

1656
01:55:35.039 --> 01:55:41.319
you open up, you smell it. This is brand new piss. Gozzle

1657
01:55:42.119 --> 01:55:45.800
you that's how little, that's how
little water. The person that made this

1658
01:55:45.920 --> 01:55:50.399
piss is very brown. You can
still smell. It's so fresh, you

1659
01:55:50.439 --> 01:55:58.720
can still smell the honest you've gotta
put it to the temperature. You gotta

1660
01:55:58.800 --> 01:56:05.119
kill that syphilist though, you know, yeah, boiler first, I don't

1661
01:56:06.439 --> 01:56:15.399
remember. Remember kids, remember kids
always boil your piss. I'm done by

1662
01:56:15.520 --> 01:56:18.680
good night, guys. We still
gotta do, hold on, I do

1663
01:56:18.720 --> 01:56:20.479
want to, I do want to. So let me let me make sure

1664
01:56:20.520 --> 01:56:23.680
that we got everything right. I
want to make sure. I want to

1665
01:56:23.720 --> 01:56:27.880
see how many how many questions we
got to today, because I think we

1666
01:56:28.000 --> 01:56:30.279
got I think we got a fair
amount. I was going to count them,

1667
01:56:30.279 --> 01:56:38.159
but then I accidentally refreshed it.
God, oh yeah, by the

1668
01:56:38.199 --> 01:56:41.359
way, I forgot. We did
uh. Derek and I uh we we

1669
01:56:41.399 --> 01:56:46.680
did a uh well, Derek primarily
did a uh uh uh terror time cover

1670
01:56:46.800 --> 01:56:51.319
from Scooby Do on Zombie Island where
I I am also on it, and

1671
01:56:51.359 --> 01:56:55.840
it's, uh, it's pretty dope, So go check that out. Even

1672
01:56:55.880 --> 01:56:59.319
though it's after Halloween, like whatever, it's a good song. Yeah yeah,

1673
01:56:59.399 --> 01:57:01.000
yeah, it's after Halloween, but
hey, it's everywhere. It's on

1674
01:57:01.000 --> 01:57:05.039
Spotify now sick. All right,
So we got one, two, three,

1675
01:57:05.239 --> 01:57:12.079
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, uh ten

1676
01:57:12.119 --> 01:57:15.479
eleven because we got eleven questions out
today, which is good. That's a

1677
01:57:15.479 --> 01:57:20.800
good. That means we only have
seventy level. So we're on track.

1678
01:57:20.920 --> 01:57:23.840
All right, we're gonna read the
names. Now, We're gonna read the

1679
01:57:23.880 --> 01:57:26.319
names of all of our beautiful patrons
over at patreon dot com, slash and

1680
01:57:26.319 --> 01:57:36.840
the Stark Tank mykah read the yeah
two one, hold on, I wasn't

1681
01:57:36.840 --> 01:57:45.199
ready, God damn, yeah,
sorry about that. Yeah, hold on,

1682
01:57:46.000 --> 01:57:51.479
Yeah, all right, I'm not
sure what's happening. Yeah, coming

1683
01:57:51.520 --> 01:57:54.680
down. Hold I'm not ready,
all right, coming on one more time.

1684
01:58:00.439 --> 01:58:03.640
Rudolph the Red Tipped Reindeer had a
very shiny cock, and if you

1685
01:58:03.680 --> 01:58:09.640
ever saw it, you could even
see, you could even say you'd blow.

1686
01:58:12.159 --> 01:58:17.399
It doesn't even rhyme, does it? Rhyme? You can't. I

1687
01:58:17.399 --> 01:58:20.199
mean, I feel like that had
to be a purpose. He mustn't.

1688
01:58:20.239 --> 01:58:26.079
Ye rute Off the Red Tipped Reindeer
had a very shiny cock, and if

1689
01:58:26.119 --> 01:58:30.880
you ever saw it, you could
even say you'd blow. That would make

1690
01:58:30.920 --> 01:58:35.039
me so mad if I heard it. Oh fuck, just the lack of

1691
01:58:35.119 --> 01:58:40.359
care that went into that. God
bless you. Yeah that's pretty cool,

1692
01:58:40.720 --> 01:58:44.079
God bless you. I see Derek
said, ex cameras lose it. It's

1693
01:58:44.119 --> 01:58:47.439
fucking mind thaying, man like I'll
set it to like not and then it'll

1694
01:58:47.479 --> 01:58:51.520
just do it again. It'll just
this podcast with a connect For the last

1695
01:58:51.560 --> 01:59:00.600
several months, and it has not
been cooperating. Gayleen Ye who welds Nut

1696
01:59:00.680 --> 01:59:05.000
Sacks the finapp porn parody featuring Freddie
fuck beear In Cell turned transferm Alexander,

1697
01:59:05.000 --> 01:59:08.800
the Gay The Adventures of slender Man
and Thin Boy, sucking down a crisp

1698
01:59:08.840 --> 01:59:10.479
diet cock. I mean die cock, I mean die cock, I mean

1699
01:59:10.520 --> 01:59:13.439
di cock. Just in my eyes? Can you glue them shut? Jac

1700
01:59:13.680 --> 01:59:16.079
was a gay man? Throw your
come in the air and spray it like

1701
01:59:16.119 --> 01:59:20.319
you just don't care if you like
dick and balls in that gay shit everybody.

1702
01:59:21.000 --> 01:59:25.199
Uh John, my friends have three
ways without me, Guido the Fourth.

1703
01:59:25.439 --> 01:59:27.399
I listened to every episode of The
Stark Tank and all I got was

1704
01:59:27.399 --> 01:59:30.239
this lousy dick Uh square in the
face. This handsome man better prepared to

1705
01:59:30.279 --> 01:59:35.960
get caked because he's gonna taste by
semen, semen by semen. Muh bungeee

1706
01:59:36.039 --> 01:59:42.880
died, Thanks Joe Brandon, Uh, stop with the Brittlander already. It

1707
01:59:43.079 --> 01:59:47.199
sucks here. Uh? Did you
did you guys see? Did you guys

1708
01:59:47.239 --> 01:59:53.640
see they're making a new planet?
They apes? No, it's cold,

1709
01:59:54.680 --> 02:00:02.359
that's right, right, no,
hall, you had so much in your

1710
02:00:02.439 --> 02:00:06.920
voice is like even asked me to
do that. You would ask me like,

1711
02:00:08.079 --> 02:00:11.960
no, what you what were you
saying? Kingsen, It's called Planet

1712
02:00:12.000 --> 02:00:18.279
of Apes Atlanta's rain. Okay,
sorry, I know its king the Planet

1713
02:00:18.279 --> 02:00:21.600
of the Apes. Sorry, this
is real, not kidding, it's actually

1714
02:00:21.399 --> 02:00:30.479
really he said Atlanta's rain like Atlanta, Georgia around kidding, kidding. They

1715
02:00:30.479 --> 02:00:38.640
would never have a movie about about
fucking monkeys named after Atlanta. That's insane.

1716
02:00:39.479 --> 02:00:42.119
Sometimes people are ambitious and like,
let's see we can get away with

1717
02:00:42.159 --> 02:00:46.880
it. You guys, you're sound
crazy. Also, it's crazy I figured

1718
02:00:46.880 --> 02:00:53.760
out yesterday. So this is real. This is not a joke at all

1719
02:00:54.720 --> 02:01:02.960
at all. Arnold Schwarzenegger's last name, Swort in German means black, black,

1720
02:01:04.640 --> 02:01:12.079
and the nagar roughly translates to the
N word in both German and Austrian.

1721
02:01:13.920 --> 02:01:15.840
I would have to fact check that. Look it up right now.

1722
02:01:15.880 --> 02:01:19.479
Look it up right now. I'm
being dead serious. Look it up right

1723
02:01:19.520 --> 02:01:26.000
now. Go ahead. You're saying
his name is black nigga, No black

1724
02:01:26.319 --> 02:01:33.840
nagar nagar stupid. I swear,
I swear. I found out day and

1725
02:01:33.840 --> 02:01:39.520
I was like, what that really
completely. Is that your name? Well,

1726
02:01:39.560 --> 02:01:44.560
I knew Schwartz because because of because
of what was that Jewish guy's name,

1727
02:01:44.600 --> 02:01:53.560
Millbrooks and Schwartz. Yeah, oh
man, that really threw me off

1728
02:01:53.680 --> 02:01:55.800
entirely. Like I don't even remember
what the fuck I was were we talking

1729
02:01:55.800 --> 02:01:58.319
about? We were like going and
then this dude goes on a tirade of

1730
02:01:58.359 --> 02:02:02.600
apes and fucking swords and what's happening? Damn? Think about a thing about

1731
02:02:02.600 --> 02:02:06.840
the N word immediately. So what
I'm seeing is that it means black plowman.

1732
02:02:10.319 --> 02:02:14.560
It roughly translates to and look up
the N word in German. Yeah,

1733
02:02:15.159 --> 02:02:18.840
look it up. Plan. How
are you doing about? Plow ager?

1734
02:02:19.640 --> 02:02:25.199
Is one who plows man? Jerry, that's my plow man right there.

1735
02:02:26.199 --> 02:02:29.000
Yeah. I think you're I think
you're falling for some ship man.

1736
02:02:29.279 --> 02:02:31.079
Yeah, clearly you're falling. This
is the same thing as seeing It's the

1737
02:02:31.119 --> 02:02:33.600
same thing as him seeing the Last
of Us trailer four years before that even

1738
02:02:33.640 --> 02:02:42.720
happened. So like, I still
saw it before you guys, didn't you

1739
02:02:42.760 --> 02:02:46.960
guys? Listening to Sweeney makes me
consider racism even though I imagine that I

1740
02:02:46.960 --> 02:02:53.000
still saw it before you guys.
Perfect, perfect, fair enough, baller

1741
02:02:53.039 --> 02:02:55.479
of the first in there goes my
Home, I'll watching. She blows gape

1742
02:02:55.479 --> 02:02:57.800
with a of the machine. Two
episodes are Ready to be Afraid, Gulp

1743
02:02:57.880 --> 02:03:02.560
me down at the hamp helped me
down at the Hama Hammadi, at the

1744
02:03:02.560 --> 02:03:08.920
Homo Dice City, Homo Dice City, Come on where the ass is clean

1745
02:03:09.119 --> 02:03:15.000
and the girls have peepee make me
come, and the girl you please make

1746
02:03:15.039 --> 02:03:19.239
me come. Friends theme, So
no one told you al I was gonna

1747
02:03:19.279 --> 02:03:29.520
cease this way. Glove glove,
glob glob. That's pretty good, John

1748
02:03:29.680 --> 02:03:32.479
Johnny Silvercox ciphergraph bal Twister machine.
If you like, if you like,

1749
02:03:32.600 --> 02:03:35.079
if you like Penis Alata getting cock
in the rain, if you're not into

1750
02:03:35.119 --> 02:03:39.359
your girl and you love antal Pain
Gaemian Rhapsody. Mama, I have tasted

1751
02:03:39.399 --> 02:03:43.399
com and I know for sure that
I am gay. Mama. Coom uh

1752
02:03:43.960 --> 02:03:47.079
uh uh uh Walter, I'm squirting. Get a glass. I want to

1753
02:03:47.119 --> 02:03:56.960
see it, Walter, Walter,
I'm squirting. We would have been fined

1754
02:03:58.560 --> 02:04:00.520
if you would have just collected must
were in his glass, Walter, would

1755
02:04:00.800 --> 02:04:04.199
you just collected my squirt in this
glass, Walter, we would have been

1756
02:04:04.239 --> 02:04:16.039
fined. But with your greed,
and your orgasms ruined it for everybody.

1757
02:04:16.640 --> 02:04:19.760
You came all over the floor and
Gus slipped on it and died. And

1758
02:04:19.800 --> 02:04:25.479
now we don't have an operation anymore. Walter, look what you did.

1759
02:04:25.560 --> 02:04:30.840
Couldn't keith your cock to yourself.
Couldn't just focus on making the fucking meth

1760
02:04:31.079 --> 02:04:39.600
The idea of cracking like an egg
and his brain being out. I like

1761
02:04:39.680 --> 02:04:46.560
the idea of of Gus riding Hector
Salamanca and like fucking to let him know

1762
02:04:46.600 --> 02:04:53.880
that he's about to bust. He
starts hitting the bell like he's just bouncing

1763
02:04:53.920 --> 02:05:03.239
on him wildly. Day oh my, will be the last thing you ever

1764
02:05:03.279 --> 02:05:10.079
see, Hector. That is the
most homosexual thing ever. Fucking Guss is

1765
02:05:10.199 --> 02:05:16.760
just bouncing on him. Bro.
I just walk out of making all those

1766
02:05:16.840 --> 02:05:39.520
faces like I hate this. Finish
the games, please, He's Gusses bouncing

1767
02:05:39.600 --> 02:05:45.720
on him, Bro. Like the
clap is so loud it sounds like it's

1768
02:05:45.720 --> 02:05:50.560
other explosive. It's not explosion that
killed Gust, but it's his ass clapping

1769
02:05:51.560 --> 02:05:58.319
bouncing so hard it sounds like a
fucking wet sandal hitting a bouncy house.

1770
02:05:58.720 --> 02:06:00.319
It is out. He just man, no, no, no, no,

1771
02:06:00.319 --> 02:06:02.359
no, no, no, no. Then he walks out off he's

1772
02:06:02.359 --> 02:06:08.760
done sucking him and he fixes his
vest and one side is completely drenched,

1773
02:06:08.760 --> 02:06:20.359
and come, that's exactly he fixes
his side. This is just it's just

1774
02:06:21.239 --> 02:06:26.199
not bro. That shot. That
shot is like in my head like forever

1775
02:06:26.359 --> 02:06:30.680
like that that shot so much,
a really good shot. And then he

1776
02:06:30.720 --> 02:06:34.399
just walks out really calmly with covering
and com Yeah. I thought he survived

1777
02:06:34.439 --> 02:06:41.640
almost like my brother. He's fine. He would have been fine if he

1778
02:06:41.760 --> 02:06:44.800
just had if he took like an
aspirin and had like neo sport, he

1779
02:06:44.800 --> 02:06:47.039
would have been fine. Right,
He just the whole hollowed up part of

1780
02:06:47.039 --> 02:06:50.640
his skull. He's one of those. He's one of those holistic fuckers.

1781
02:06:50.760 --> 02:06:54.640
Or he just didn't go to just
just didn't go to the hospital. Would

1782
02:06:54.640 --> 02:06:57.800
be fine if he would just walked
in. What if he called an uber

1783
02:07:03.399 --> 02:07:10.840
salt bath. Can you imagine that
guy getting into a fucking uber driving an

1784
02:07:10.880 --> 02:07:14.199
Uber and looking back at the car
and it's sucking half faced gust and he's

1785
02:07:14.239 --> 02:07:20.600
like, I would I would scream
out loud. I'm looking face sixteen.

1786
02:07:23.319 --> 02:07:30.239
You've had quite the day, huh's
been watching the dark night? That's a

1787
02:07:30.279 --> 02:07:34.279
great Honestly, that's a great Halloween
costume. Is dead Gus like specifically like

1788
02:07:34.319 --> 02:07:39.560
that that, Like I I think
I might want I'll try that next time.

1789
02:07:39.840 --> 02:07:43.000
Yeah. He gets in first,
and the uber says, okay,

1790
02:07:43.079 --> 02:07:47.640
Harvey did he just starts driving.
I think you're missing something. That's right.

1791
02:07:47.720 --> 02:07:50.279
It would just be That's right,
it would just be Harvey. So

1792
02:07:50.279 --> 02:07:55.359
I have to make myself a lot
tanner. I have to do something to

1793
02:07:55.399 --> 02:07:58.399
my skin to make it out of
put on black. Right, No,

1794
02:07:58.439 --> 02:08:01.560
I didn't know. He's not black. It's not black black. I mean

1795
02:08:01.640 --> 02:08:05.520
he's he's he has African uh you
know, he's a he's an African,

1796
02:08:05.640 --> 02:08:09.399
he's Chilean. Yeah. Yeah,
but he's not like a black guy,

1797
02:08:09.439 --> 02:08:11.560
you know what I mean. He's
not like it's a black man. He's

1798
02:08:11.640 --> 02:08:18.319
got nigga jets. That is phenotypically
a nigga. That is a nigga.

1799
02:08:18.760 --> 02:08:20.000
I don't know, man, we
just saw that Nigerian guy last week.

1800
02:08:20.039 --> 02:08:22.960
So now I don't know. I
don't know what to believe. I don't

1801
02:08:22.960 --> 02:08:26.960
know what. Look, we're already
established, we already established, we were

1802
02:08:26.039 --> 02:08:28.560
establaged on last week. We already
established you are not black. You are

1803
02:08:28.560 --> 02:08:31.840
not a black person. That is
a black person. Look look look look

1804
02:08:31.840 --> 02:08:35.479
look look look look at the way
the sun's reflecting off you like that.

1805
02:08:35.520 --> 02:08:39.720
Look at that. You're you're a
white Hell yeah, Chris, Chris,

1806
02:08:39.960 --> 02:08:43.119
Chris, that what I am,
What Derek is, what guts are?

1807
02:08:43.159 --> 02:08:50.159
We are niggas. Guy is the
nigga that is thine nigga? Right,

1808
02:08:50.199 --> 02:08:52.039
No, no, no, the
second I saw, honestly, the second

1809
02:08:52.079 --> 02:08:56.760
I saw that guy saw the water
that touched that guy became oil. That

1810
02:08:56.199 --> 02:09:03.800
is the second I saw that.
Guy's like, I I don't feel comfortable

1811
02:09:03.840 --> 02:09:05.479
with you guys saying the N word
anymore, honestly, Like when the second

1812
02:09:05.520 --> 02:09:07.600
I saw that, I was like, I don't know, man, I

1813
02:09:07.600 --> 02:09:11.760
don't know. That's crazy. That's
like a whole secondary. Yeah, he

1814
02:09:11.800 --> 02:09:18.199
gets mad at us. Yeah,
they stop that. Stop that right now.

1815
02:09:18.920 --> 02:09:20.399
Don't call me that, Joe.
And then he punches you with it.

1816
02:09:20.520 --> 02:09:24.079
You fucking evaporate. I'd be doubly
confused. I'm like, isn't it

1817
02:09:24.119 --> 02:09:28.399
isn't this like an African American thing? Though? Like it? And he's

1818
02:09:28.479 --> 02:09:35.600
like, no, no, you
can't see that. We called it first.

1819
02:09:35.640 --> 02:09:39.960
They tell you got called it first. Technically we was season one.

1820
02:09:41.720 --> 02:09:46.960
That's why they're stronger, faster,
and smarter than us. Bro. They're

1821
02:09:46.000 --> 02:09:50.119
the first generation before your contaminated with
any other blood. We were the superior

1822
02:09:50.239 --> 02:09:54.760
race and then we got the guys
are stupid smart actually, like it's it's

1823
02:09:54.800 --> 02:10:00.640
like they're all like fucking like engineering
Americans. Africans in general are very smart.

1824
02:10:01.239 --> 02:10:03.800
Well just why yeah, but like
I mean, but because they're for

1825
02:10:05.039 --> 02:10:07.840
their foreign their children of foreign people
when they come here and they actually really

1826
02:10:07.840 --> 02:10:09.239
care about their culture, is to
that is true. That is true.

1827
02:10:09.279 --> 02:10:13.199
I'm sure that I'm sure there's a
I'm sure there's I'm sure there's some Nigerian

1828
02:10:13.239 --> 02:10:16.000
guy who doesn't know the difference between
a cloud and like an ant or something.

1829
02:10:16.159 --> 02:10:20.479
Think think of it like this,
right, like this Puerto Rican people.

1830
02:10:20.479 --> 02:10:22.840
I can say this for my grandma, being first generation of Puerto Rican

1831
02:10:22.840 --> 02:10:28.159
I came here. She's smart as
ship because she her family had to come

1832
02:10:28.199 --> 02:10:31.399
from somewhere else to America. But
they had to make that. They had

1833
02:10:31.399 --> 02:10:35.319
to make it, and as they
exist here, we get stupider. I

1834
02:10:35.319 --> 02:10:37.520
think that's I think that's true.
I think America makes it true. That's

1835
02:10:37.520 --> 02:10:43.520
why that's why there's so many idiotic
Asian people. Now in school, I

1836
02:10:43.640 --> 02:10:46.560
was surrounded by a bunch of stupid
ass ages. It did bother the hell

1837
02:10:46.560 --> 02:10:50.359
out of me that everybody assumed I
was like very smart because I had glasses.

1838
02:10:50.960 --> 02:10:52.720
Like when I was people people trying
to copy people. I remember this

1839
02:10:52.800 --> 02:10:56.840
kid got mad at me because he
copied off of my test and didn't get

1840
02:10:56.239 --> 02:10:58.560
He only got like a seventy eight
or something. I was like, what

1841
02:10:58.600 --> 02:11:01.840
the fuck. I was like,
what are you talking? This is I'm

1842
02:11:01.840 --> 02:11:05.600
not smart, this is this is
this is fucking chemistry, dude, Like

1843
02:11:05.600 --> 02:11:13.159
I don't know, I'm not a
fucking chemist. Maybe alone, I'm dumb.

1844
02:11:13.520 --> 02:11:16.399
I never said I. I never
said that. I never said that.

1845
02:11:16.439 --> 02:11:26.159
I never said that's nuts. You
have that kind of reaction. Like

1846
02:11:26.239 --> 02:11:28.439
I said, at the front of
the class, not because I want to

1847
02:11:28.439 --> 02:11:30.600
be at the front of the class
because I love learning. I said the

1848
02:11:30.600 --> 02:11:35.319
front the class because I can't see
the board otherwise, Like I'm not I'm

1849
02:11:35.359 --> 02:11:39.720
really not. I'm just a guy. That that would be. That would

1850
02:11:39.760 --> 02:11:43.119
almost be like looking at somebody in
a wheelchair and being like he must be

1851
02:11:43.159 --> 02:11:54.479
pretty strong because they have because they
have no relation. That's exactly the point

1852
02:11:54.640 --> 02:11:58.960
it's like there is no relation.
You couldn't be smart. You could be

1853
02:11:58.039 --> 02:12:01.520
smart in a with glasses. You
could be strong in a wheelchair. They're

1854
02:12:01.600 --> 02:12:05.800
fucking body buildings with no legs.
We're doing crazy ships. But like that

1855
02:12:05.840 --> 02:12:11.279
doesn't mean anything. There's no there's
nothing that makes sense. Media has shown

1856
02:12:11.800 --> 02:12:16.560
that kids with glasses that are fortunately
built like you. Who is Jo Just

1857
02:12:16.640 --> 02:12:20.079
Wanson and family guy. That's one
person, right, the most popular crippled

1858
02:12:20.079 --> 02:12:24.880
person in the world. He's jackas
Ship. He's I don't think he's person

1859
02:12:24.880 --> 02:12:28.079
in the world. He's the I
can't think of a more popular crippled person

1860
02:12:28.159 --> 02:12:33.000
in the world. Robot, maybe
Stephen Hawk, He's he's a real person.

1861
02:12:33.359 --> 02:12:35.920
You're talking about media, right,
You're talking about media physical like actual

1862
02:12:35.960 --> 02:12:39.680
like media, like media, television
is media as well. Chris often point

1863
02:12:39.760 --> 02:12:48.680
dexters and nerves. They tend to
they tend to be small and not even

1864
02:12:48.760 --> 02:12:54.439
even intelligence intelligence. No. I
was gonna say, it's not even necessarily

1865
02:12:54.439 --> 02:12:56.960
true because like there's so many scientist
who are like fucking tall as ship,

1866
02:12:56.359 --> 02:13:00.680
like they're like Oppenheimer was like a
fucking lanky motherfucker. Like all these people

1867
02:13:00.960 --> 02:13:11.439
like there are some was angry.
He was muscular because he would hate There's

1868
02:13:11.439 --> 02:13:15.720
that scene in Oppenheimer. There's that
scene in Oppenheimer where he he he was

1869
02:13:15.800 --> 02:13:20.960
like shirtlessly masturbating and then uh,
he exploded come out of his at his

1870
02:13:20.000 --> 02:13:22.640
penis and then it like made like
a mushroom. It made like it made

1871
02:13:22.640 --> 02:13:30.520
like a like a yeah, it
made like a mushroom. Was like yeah,

1872
02:13:30.600 --> 02:13:31.800
yeah, and it was like I
have an idea on how to get

1873
02:13:31.880 --> 02:13:41.880
rid of the Japanese. And then
he just started started coming started they just

1874
02:13:41.920 --> 02:13:45.439
started coming there in the planes and
started coming all over them. Work,

1875
02:13:45.520 --> 02:13:46.560
let's go back to the drawing board. That would be worse than the neuke.

1876
02:13:46.600 --> 02:13:50.199
Honestly, like I feel like like
that gallons to come. Yeah,

1877
02:13:50.239 --> 02:13:52.640
they just dressed, and that would
be so you can't. That is so

1878
02:13:52.760 --> 02:14:01.520
disrespectful, Like just thousands of gallons
of calm just dumped out of a fucking

1879
02:14:01.880 --> 02:14:05.640
to the point where like it's jumped
out of a plane from so high up

1880
02:14:05.680 --> 02:14:07.319
that like people are like they're getting
drenched by it, but like they think

1881
02:14:07.319 --> 02:14:11.640
it's rain for a little bit.
They get that smell, they get the

1882
02:14:11.640 --> 02:14:15.279
smell where it's like doesn't it's not
that's familiar. What is that? The

1883
02:14:15.359 --> 02:14:22.199
idea, the idea of dropping it
just gets cho one big one, big

1884
02:14:22.319 --> 02:14:33.840
like glob like a meteor, The
idea of dropping giant giant trucks full of

1885
02:14:35.159 --> 02:14:39.159
come out of the highest point you
can let them fall, so they hit

1886
02:14:39.359 --> 02:14:48.920
terminal velocity, hit the floor and
just devastated cover. So insane. What

1887
02:14:48.960 --> 02:14:50.720
if? What if? What if
that was? What if that was actually

1888
02:14:50.720 --> 02:14:54.319
the plan? And and and like
so like the idea was like, Okay,

1889
02:14:54.319 --> 02:14:58.199
we have this big canister full of
com and we're gonna drop it on

1890
02:14:58.319 --> 02:15:01.000
Japan and it'll be really funny.
But it landed in such a specific angle

1891
02:15:01.039 --> 02:15:07.159
that it just happened to split an
at him what happened? And then they're

1892
02:15:07.199 --> 02:15:09.359
like, what the fuck? We
didn't mean to blow them up. We

1893
02:15:09.439 --> 02:15:13.760
just meant to dip cum on them, and like that do it again again?

1894
02:15:15.560 --> 02:15:18.880
No way? They were like they
were like, no way, guys,

1895
02:15:18.119 --> 02:15:20.199
And they were like, oh,
that was an accident. We didn't

1896
02:15:20.199 --> 02:15:24.640
even get the com outcome that we
wanted. Let's go to this other place

1897
02:15:24.640 --> 02:15:26.880
and try it because there's no like, what are the likely things that happening

1898
02:15:26.920 --> 02:15:30.239
again? And it does happen again, and it just literally just out of

1899
02:15:30.239 --> 02:15:33.680
sheer coincidence, like it lands on
an edge that like lands on a really

1900
02:15:33.720 --> 02:15:37.159
pointy rock that like is it's going
like on a very specific speed, and

1901
02:15:37.159 --> 02:15:41.079
it's like it shatters an at him, and then it just does it twice,

1902
02:15:41.119 --> 02:15:43.920
and you're like, okay, we
were gonna do a third one,

1903
02:15:43.920 --> 02:15:50.039
but now it's clearly there's something wrong. Come from high up creates nuclear explosions

1904
02:15:52.119 --> 02:15:54.079
like this isn't, this isn't.
How did we do Okay, let's do

1905
02:15:54.159 --> 02:15:58.039
this, let's uh. The Emperor
is like, all right, all right,

1906
02:15:58.079 --> 02:16:01.600
I guess we're done. I guess
we're done here. The idea of

1907
02:16:01.640 --> 02:16:07.880
them being taken like not for months, The idea of the dude, the

1908
02:16:07.920 --> 02:16:13.840
idea of the Americans being taken by
surprise by that is awesome. Anyway.

1909
02:16:13.960 --> 02:16:18.079
I have a friend right now,
and I'm like, dude, what is

1910
02:16:18.119 --> 02:16:24.399
it like? Like, come fun, come over there. Come. He's

1911
02:16:24.439 --> 02:16:28.880
like, excuse me, I bet
Chernobyl smells like Mega definitely smells like come.

1912
02:16:28.880 --> 02:16:33.719
That's for Sureyl smells like smells like
whatever. The devil's dick smells like

1913
02:16:33.760 --> 02:16:39.879
bro whatever. His cock smells like
just like hot and funny, hot and

1914
02:16:39.920 --> 02:16:45.120
funny. Then I guess I get
the sense that Chernobyl is like if you

1915
02:16:45.239 --> 02:16:50.200
breathe like it, you know,
like you know the feeling of carbonation like

1916
02:16:50.280 --> 02:16:56.559
that, but like for smell like
carbonation. Yeah, I feel like like

1917
02:16:56.760 --> 02:17:05.239
lads bad exactly, like the like
the sound like the sound of a radioactive

1918
02:17:05.319 --> 02:17:09.680
like detector thing, but like if
it was like a sensation in your head.

1919
02:17:09.799 --> 02:17:11.959
Anyway, let's move on. We
gotta we got a fucking list to

1920
02:17:11.000 --> 02:17:16.680
read before we got like a bunch
of psychos. Gayo, here comes the

1921
02:17:16.719 --> 02:17:20.559
penis up as butt. Uh when
we get harder, men, we suck

1922
02:17:20.639 --> 02:17:24.399
on cock. Were going fuck on
the bus. Uh, Chris yelling it's

1923
02:17:24.399 --> 02:17:28.280
Sweeney over spider Man and we come
all over my programming socks, the Everlasting

1924
02:17:28.399 --> 02:17:31.840
Gaze, back to tank of coum, Caucasian container, the cracker bell for

1925
02:17:31.840 --> 02:17:33.360
gays, tinfoil tyrant, putting on, putting black faces on my light bulbs.

1926
02:17:33.360 --> 02:17:39.639
Do Christian girls squirt holy water?
Uh? Hopefully I looked It hurts

1927
02:17:39.639 --> 02:17:45.719
me so yeah, probably holy Yeah
it stings me since it stings me specifically,

1928
02:17:46.639 --> 02:17:50.879
it's like a vampire in church.
I looked too long into Craven's eyes

1929
02:17:50.920 --> 02:17:54.200
and it made me gay. Sweeney
Sweeney Sweeney swallowed my Peenie BC sings.

1930
02:17:54.200 --> 02:17:56.920
Weren't you the one who tried to
fuck my intestines? You think I'd bend

1931
02:17:56.920 --> 02:17:58.559
over you to get spread my ass
and wine? I don't know. She

1932
02:17:58.680 --> 02:18:01.879
picked my pip A possum better.
Possum is better at skanning. Listening to

1933
02:18:01.959 --> 02:18:07.959
you. Elbergne average clip energy,
great god Yakub greeting his Caucasian creations.

1934
02:18:09.000 --> 02:18:11.799
Mama JF martyred in an idf air
strike. Been blowing lots of guys living

1935
02:18:11.840 --> 02:18:15.319
in a gay man's paradise, taking
dogs of every size living in a gay

1936
02:18:15.319 --> 02:18:18.000
man's paradise. Transferend Gramblin exposing people
with like those intolerance in ninety million Rodgens,

1937
02:18:18.799 --> 02:18:22.000
who of ionizing radiation. USh not
vinpenned the angelic dam. His name's

1938
02:18:22.000 --> 02:18:24.719
Apollo. He was a homo,
but that was thirty years ago and he

1939
02:18:24.760 --> 02:18:28.319
still had bros to blow. Uh
Craig the Canadian slip not wait and bleed.

1940
02:18:28.360 --> 02:18:31.600
I felt the gay rise up in
me. Kneel down and suck the

1941
02:18:31.600 --> 02:18:33.559
penis clean. I wander out to
find some seed. It's your boy,

1942
02:18:33.600 --> 02:18:37.280
shawnee de My penis link so long
and make you say, oh my lord

1943
02:18:37.719 --> 02:18:41.760
the song huh. I like when
they put I like when they put the

1944
02:18:41.239 --> 02:18:45.239
name and like they acknowledge what it
is. Good. It's good. It

1945
02:18:45.280 --> 02:18:46.520
gives you context of how to continue. Yeah, it's good. It's a

1946
02:18:46.520 --> 02:18:54.440
good it's a good practice. H
What the fuck is this next page?

1947
02:18:54.920 --> 02:18:58.360
Yeah? I got text for my
mom and it's usually like serious, but

1948
02:18:58.399 --> 02:19:03.079
it's never This one was just me, do you have any milk? Yeah?

1949
02:19:03.159 --> 02:19:05.760
My penis like so long and make
you say, oh my lad,

1950
02:19:07.559 --> 02:19:13.639
thank you for fucking me? And
the butt real rough with it, Okay.

1951
02:19:15.079 --> 02:19:16.719
I was waiting for someone to show
this list of people that don't know

1952
02:19:16.719 --> 02:19:20.879
about the show. Yeah. Yeah, I often think about like what it's

1953
02:19:20.920 --> 02:19:24.760
like to if you just watch these
segments. Yeah, I mean like it's

1954
02:19:24.840 --> 02:19:28.440
just like like like I really love
the credits of this starting tank. That's

1955
02:19:28.479 --> 02:19:31.719
my favorite part. When they just
really say fucking bullshit names. It's like

1956
02:19:31.760 --> 02:19:37.280
really serious. They have been out
pocket lately though, to be FAIRTS are

1957
02:19:37.280 --> 02:19:43.079
you serious? You see? That
makes me laugh every time I hear it.

1958
02:19:43.520 --> 02:19:48.360
I love just kidding Simmons, You're
serious. Just kidding Simmons is great.

1959
02:19:48.680 --> 02:19:56.120
Serious. It's like one syllable somehow
it's nuts. School shootings prove school

1960
02:19:56.120 --> 02:19:58.879
shootings prove white people are the best. Adam Ben and Jerry's Funky Monkey Doctor

1961
02:20:00.000 --> 02:20:01.479
Botonix Mean swing Machine. There exists
a video which are prying magic. It's

1962
02:20:01.479 --> 02:20:05.799
a woman's nipple having a heavy Halloween
slots three xl, letting people know that

1963
02:20:05.799 --> 02:20:07.799
one piece has a better story than
the Halo, Mastic and Destiny, the

1964
02:20:07.840 --> 02:20:11.200
truth slipper and stroking, spoken joking
and Emoticon's going like this morning, Alexi,

1965
02:20:11.239 --> 02:20:13.319
David Drip, mh the Lord of
Drip, Matthew Perry getting double teamed

1966
02:20:13.319 --> 02:20:16.399
by both worms and maggots as he's
laid to rest. But Bobie, won't

1967
02:20:16.440 --> 02:20:18.799
you blow me? Docks me,
stalk me, docs, my friends stalk

1968
02:20:18.840 --> 02:20:22.120
me, docks me rate me by
noirvala s song by Jacksonills a pizza guy

1969
02:20:22.120 --> 02:20:24.959
accidentally at Chris Hansen's house. There
goes my quiro. Watch him take my

1970
02:20:26.000 --> 02:20:28.159
load, gay peace fucking police coming
hard as I thrust and pounds Abby.

1971
02:20:28.239 --> 02:20:30.959
I don't want to be here anywere
by rest against I don't want to be

1972
02:20:31.000 --> 02:20:35.639
quer anymore. Here there's nothing left
worth gaying for wage lay five eighty three.

1973
02:20:35.639 --> 02:20:37.520
I feel gay. Fuck you blasting
in the background of a cod moontage.

1974
02:20:37.680 --> 02:20:41.200
Come bend me down. You're drilling
me, drilling me. I am

1975
02:20:41.200 --> 02:20:46.360
finished with you. The Peppini Brothers
imporium of realistic cami and Chunley thigh shaped

1976
02:20:46.559 --> 02:20:48.959
neck pillows, self tinying soul severally. Donk Conkerson. Do you see my

1977
02:20:50.000 --> 02:20:54.440
banana man laying over his white hot
ass. Here he comes with come for

1978
02:20:54.600 --> 02:20:58.000
me, freshly flowing from his banana
tree. You've got to pay the troll

1979
02:20:58.040 --> 02:21:01.079
sold to get in the boys hole. Gage six, Christopher Raymond gunther m

1980
02:21:01.200 --> 02:21:05.440
f Nicholas Dexic. Fuck you call
my dick an avacus the way, only

1981
02:21:05.559 --> 02:21:09.559
one the way, the whoa call
my dick an avocus the way. The

1982
02:21:09.600 --> 02:21:16.000
only one whoever used it is my
grandpa. Tell him Steve damn heyo.

1983
02:21:16.680 --> 02:21:24.079
I'm feeling pretty GAYO fill your a
hole. Leave that mattress stained though boral

1984
02:21:24.120 --> 02:21:28.360
force at the end, but like
not bad big screme boy, I mean

1985
02:21:28.479 --> 02:21:35.120
lesbian milfour de Kempt, I'm high
on twelve Jason Bourns looking to beat the

1986
02:21:35.159 --> 02:21:35.920
come out of I think fresh oak. John Strickland, give me you so

1987
02:21:35.920 --> 02:21:41.319
I need to make sure, I'm
not straight. My friends aren't the men

1988
02:21:41.440 --> 02:21:45.920
from getting nickeled, getting ran through
like a nickel something Merks eighteen eighty nine.

1989
02:21:46.520 --> 02:21:48.719
Fucker stood in my path, so
I ushered him down the path of

1990
02:21:48.760 --> 02:21:52.920
the River Styx. The First Church
of Key David featuring Chris is TF two

1991
02:21:52.000 --> 02:21:56.040
scout looking ass, ranting and raving
about the name spider Man Miles Morales being

1992
02:21:56.079 --> 02:22:01.319
gunned down by the IDFF because they
think he's a Palestinian pre Rise Blake eight

1993
02:22:01.399 --> 02:22:07.520
ninety six. Uh brog Cox the
ginger who looks like Edge Shearing with a

1994
02:22:07.559 --> 02:22:13.280
tiny peepee? What the fuck,
dude? What the fuck was that?

1995
02:22:13.360 --> 02:22:18.360
Man? I don't know that.
I don't know man Brock broad Cox,

1996
02:22:18.040 --> 02:22:22.399
the actual strap on Lacey used to
peg me being sold on eBay for sixty

1997
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nine thousand dollars. She better not
be selling that nice. It's a lot

1998
02:22:26.920 --> 02:22:31.760
of money. That's that's pretty insane, dude, like someone getting the money

1999
02:22:31.760 --> 02:22:37.799
back for the tool she used on
you, bro getting I'd mean, I

2000
02:22:37.799 --> 02:22:39.360
don't know how I feel about that. If like I found like, like

2001
02:22:41.239 --> 02:22:43.159
if I found out that something like
that was going on, I've ever been

2002
02:22:43.159 --> 02:22:46.600
pegged, but like this idea of
like something like even just like something I

2003
02:22:46.719 --> 02:22:48.200
used, like that the X had, you know what I mean, like

2004
02:22:48.239 --> 02:22:52.079
a condom that I used, like
Chris Reagan's condom that he used. It's

2005
02:22:52.120 --> 02:22:56.639
like what oh from that? What
from One Night Stand twenty nineteen? You

2006
02:22:56.719 --> 02:22:58.520
serious? Why are you selling this? Who's buying it? Who buy this?

2007
02:23:00.239 --> 02:23:03.600
The right mind would pay sixty nine
thousand dollars. Thanks for the cunning,

2008
02:23:03.639 --> 02:23:09.079
one fucker, Thanks for the cunning, cunning, uh cunning linguists recommendation.

2009
02:23:09.120 --> 02:23:13.879
It's in the playlist now getting suspended
from school from mispronouncing that one African

2010
02:23:13.879 --> 02:23:16.680
country. Stir your dad's booty hole
like a bowl of chili. Oh yeah

2011
02:23:16.760 --> 02:23:18.959
for shiz for oh yeah for his
for his genu wine. What's up,

2012
02:23:20.000 --> 02:23:22.120
homie, I'll ask you. I
feel trash Texas Stater salad. Fun fact,

2013
02:23:22.200 --> 02:23:26.319
Kobe Bryant died on my birthday.
Remember it? Tn Sin is a

2014
02:23:26.360 --> 02:23:28.799
Trojan horse, suehak tack on my
ass? Here is nink. He's like

2015
02:23:28.959 --> 02:23:33.000
Chris Marcus again. Cole lost his
flash ball and is taking yours since you're

2016
02:23:33.040 --> 02:23:35.479
autographed one, since he does say
his name is on it. A roughly

2017
02:23:35.719 --> 02:23:41.040
human shaped pile of red flags emoticon. That'd be wild. You imagine you

2018
02:23:41.239 --> 02:23:43.120
look at somebody it's like, this
is my cousin. Jeffrey's like, that's

2019
02:23:43.120 --> 02:23:46.120
just a pile of red flags and
you look at in the right light and

2020
02:23:46.120 --> 02:23:50.200
it's literally is just like a It
literally is the fucking pile of ever insane.

2021
02:23:50.479 --> 02:23:54.319
You stay far away. I've been
talking to this guy for a weeks

2022
02:23:54.360 --> 02:23:56.719
and it turns out he's just been
It looks like a person for a moment.

2023
02:23:56.760 --> 02:23:58.920
Then next moment you're like, how
did I know? Like a person?

2024
02:24:00.360 --> 02:24:05.159
There was great, there was a
great I did I saw. I

2025
02:24:05.159 --> 02:24:07.799
saw this amazing gag from family guy
recently and it was just like completely out

2026
02:24:07.799 --> 02:24:13.639
of context online. It was just
like where they were missing Cleveland or something

2027
02:24:13.799 --> 02:24:16.920
and they and they look over at
the bar and you see like Cleveland's back,

2028
02:24:16.079 --> 02:24:18.079
Like it's he's clearly him at the
bar, and he goes, oh

2029
02:24:18.120 --> 02:24:20.159
my god, Cleving, you're back, and he turns him around and it's

2030
02:24:20.200 --> 02:24:24.479
a lamp and it was like the
funny. It was like it was one

2031
02:24:24.479 --> 02:24:28.879
of the fun It audibly like I
cracked the funk. I was so insane.

2032
02:24:30.479 --> 02:24:35.040
I love it, but uh oh
man, anyway, yeah, fucking

2033
02:24:35.200 --> 02:24:37.879
uh emoticons going like this Treek,
she'd be like, fuck you ass,

2034
02:24:37.920 --> 02:24:41.040
I'm gonna fuck your ass or gate
Trik and she'd be like Jackson DuPont badly

2035
02:24:41.079 --> 02:24:43.959
brave hugger, Derek duck Hunt Gyllithoyds, I've done that everything, even my

2036
02:24:45.000 --> 02:24:48.719
cum Mathery and Virginia Hunter Melvisson.
The angry crowd enjoyed the view on Dealey

2037
02:24:48.719 --> 02:24:52.319
Plaza from the sixth floor and right
and running out. Our list is always

2038
02:24:52.559 --> 02:24:58.680
He's the king, King King of
hat the haphazardly boy off off to the

2039
02:24:58.719 --> 02:25:05.239
race again with his kingly, with
his kingly aura. God bless him.

2040
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That's gonna be it for us today. I remember you can support us over

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02:25:07.639 --> 02:25:09.040
at patreon dot com slash a snark
tank. I can't imagine why you would

2042
02:25:09.079 --> 02:25:11.600
be here if you aren't. I
can't imagine why you made it this far

2043
02:25:11.639 --> 02:25:16.399
into this this kind of episode without
at least being on this list, or

2044
02:25:16.440 --> 02:25:22.280
at least you know, caring.
So God bless you. We appreciate you,

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and we'll see you. I don't
know when when the next friend, Guys