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Yeah, that o't real? Huh? And the Dad Ain't Real Trophy is
a trophy that's given to any celebrity or athlete in the world that does the
most stupidest thing in the world that's not real. I got this exclusive one
for y'all to night. Let's get into this action. Sure for what chop
me jo? What's up? Chop go block block block a block a lamp.
I understand why the nigga from you in a conversation. Huh huh.
I want to take you, bitch, but I pull up with a fun
she blazed, shoving the white cop the only time with the cocage. I'm
gonna feel good and say, y'all, nigga, that made it. Y
y'all, we made it. We made it. Jet chet check yup jump
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listen, listen, I'm just gonna get to you. The dadd Ain't Real
trophy go to for rel wi yeah man for real. Williams finally then got
him with dad Ain't Real Trophy. I guess what he got it for?
For real? Williams got the dadd Ain't Real trophy for teaming up with Lewis
Vatan and making a crocodile skin handbag that looked like a handbag for a broad
man. And then the top of it all off, Guess how much he's
charging for the bad one million dollars? Man, that ain't rid for real?
That ain't real? Man. Listen, what's up with rappers? Nine
days? Huh? I'm talking about all the rappers man, well not all
on but the majority of the new school rappers. Man. They putting all
this nail polished on. They they dressing drag. They they they ain't rocking
man bass or you know the little pouches that that that go across you know
what I'm saying, your chest Gucci Temmy here figgo, you know you know
what I'm saying, a little finny little you know, back foot full up
with with the hunting, and they're doing these foods straight out rock and straight
like pocket books like women like during their black burking baby like, that's what
that reminds me of for real? That ain't right. And then out of
all that, listen, what kind of men it's finished spend an M on
a ding bag man for that? Look like for a broad man? That
ain't real, now, you knowing for a lot of real things in life,
as far as you know, musically and yacting weird, yact weird in
it that way, you know what I'm saying. Just outside of that,
man, listen, you are icon and we already know what you did.
Show your ptalog speech for itself. So we gonna round aplagia or nothing,
because liquor shots for you. You're gonna look a shot for you, look
a shot for You're gonna round aplogia on that man. Listen, man,
a crocodile handbag? Lewis Fortan, you know, ain't no him. It's
a pocketbook man, Hey, for real, Dad, ain't real man?
Huh? What happened to the Mexically men? Huh? And what kind of
Mexically men gonna pay one M for a They ain't gonna pocketbook bag? Niggas
ain't even dropping that much on a on a barking for a female I'm talking
about. I'm telling the represents that's I hear rapping about buying female burning bad.
That's like a thirty thousand dollars bag, or you know, maybe like
sixty forty thousand dollars bag. And they damn they don't even want to speing
that. But what kind of man gonna drop a whole em on a man
for real man that ain't real? Man that ain't real? Ay? And
who cares that Laurie Harvey and damn son idterist is not together no more?
Who cares? Listen? Everybody gets they share with Laurie Harvey. It is
what it is. Hey, Look, Laurie Harvey is not for the street,
She's for the world. Has about that, I'm talking like, that's
not no shocking news. And also who cares that it's a legend where he
said it was a rumor Jordan Pooley that he tricked off a half a million
dollars on ice spice man? Huh, who cares? Listen? It's more
better than another out hundred thousand dollars, you know what I'm saying, coming
up with a whole meal to go trick off on a on a on a
pharral or pocketbook, crocodile, a little for time bag and that is funny.
Huh. So who cares? Even if the man did trick off half
a million dollars on Ice Spicer? You know what I'm saying. That said
all you other women need to step y'all game up. If she made that
dude drop a half a ticket on her, huh ain't she? If that
did happen, she ain't do it the scamming way. She ain't gonna act
like she loved the man, married the man telling me, if you really
loved me, you gonna get no pre numb and then try to take his
m man, they had a good time if that's how it went down,
and he dropped the half a ticket for that booty? What it is?
Man? Who cares? Though? But they said it's a woman, you
know what I'm saying. I'm saying. And also who cares if Lauren Hill
was late for her shoulder? He cares? Huh? I mean, like
when you think that it would be a pre privilege to be able to see
a live performance in concert, legend icon a woman that's displaying real art instead
of a bunch of sexy red clones. Jumping around talking about how brown the
bootist old is and how pee the coach is. A man. That ain't
funny man, cause that's sad. Man, that is very vers So who
cares of lawn? If Lauryn here was late, man, at least she
showed up. At least she puts on like I she always do. Man.
Oh and Lauren here, if you hear this, man, we need
another mis education man, Lauren hell Man, that ain't funny, man,
Licka shot at the lawn, hell Man shot out the lawn here? Man
yet yet straight like that? Fake like that? And also and also man
speaking on sexy Red, who cares is sexy Red is comparing herself to bootsy
bad And that is funny. And for the rec I'm gonna to be don
man. You ain't no, You far from no. You far from a
boosy man. You ain't listen. Boosy got a catalog, Boosty got hits.
You far from that right now? And that's funny. This here,
I'm talking about all the women you could compare yourself to all men. You
compare yourself to a boosy and boosy man. You condone that man. Stop
stop gashing that girl. Up like that, man, huh, stop doing
it? Stop it? And also also who cares if Shrek five is reported
to drop in twenty twenty five? That's funny? Who cares? Who cares?
Is Shrek? Shrek five? Y'all? Come on? Man? Like
who actually wants to watch that? Who even watched it? Four times?
Man? Whoever watched that four times? Like that right there? Like that's
crazy? Man who cares? That's reported to come out within the next two
years? Who cares? That's funny? His hey hey? And also also
guess what, who cares? Who cares if Heines is going to release a
pickle flavored ketchup in twenty Who cares about that? I'm just I'm just asking.
I'm just asking, man, who cares about these type of things?
Like like, like everybody don't even like pickles? Man, why why would
you mess up your ketchup like that? And I like Heines by the way,
That's what I'm saying. And also I like Eddie Murphy by the way.
Okay, I'm talking about like since deliveries, I believe Murkey. You
know what I'm saying, So shut out to Edie Murphy. You know what
I'm saying. Ryand aplause to Edie Murphy and ryand applause to Hines Rindo.
Plat what I'm just saying? Man? Who cares about a Shrek movie track
five and twenty twenty five driven? And who cares about a your flavor?
Hines? Listen, look, listen. I tried to hold back, but
listen. Who cares about McDonald's actually seceeding and opening up their first store with
robotic employees? Uh? Huh, I'm talking about who you go through the
drive through, it serves you the food. They the computers and the robots
cooks the food on the inside and ups about that? Who cares that?
Now? When somebody go to mac donald's, they ain't got to worry about
being or or cust out or worry about something being done to your food.
They understand them saying because some ghetto fire sex and red god damn looking chick
up in there talking about how brown but the whole head and how pick while
over your fries cooking your fries, or somebody inside the cooking your big mac
talking about all over your big Mex, spitting all on your big men.
Huh? Who cares? Who care? But I will say all your little
fast food. Little people unst what I'm saying, and that's the only skill
that you got. You has better learn how to do something else, and
better learning to do something else, because I'm telling you, man, hey,
them robots taking over your job and they'll make it more and more easy
to get y'all out the way. And that's not funny, man, I'm
talking about. I mean little who even cares that they keep coming up with
all these National Chicken Days and giving out all these pop ho's giving out free
chicken or or or or buy your sub houses giving up free subs, subways
giving they giving out all of them free for they giving it away? Who
about these type of things in the world, man, huh huh? I
mean, like who really cares? But listen, what we care about is
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the nigga put me in the conversation. I wanted to get busy you with
I pull over with a far she blazed, serving her white the only time
I'm sucking with the cockage. One day, I'm gonna feel good and say,
your nigga, that made it, y'all. We made it. We
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