1 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:05,759 Jet Jet Jen or Rey know what it is tup in t news log and 2 00:00:05,879 --> 00:00:13,759 you're now locked into the that Ain't Real segment of the show. Hi, 3 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:20,519 Yeah, that o't real? Huh? And the Dad Ain't Real Trophy is 4 00:00:20,559 --> 00:00:28,519 a trophy that's given to any celebrity or athlete in the world that does the 5 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:36,479 most stupidest thing in the world that's not real. I got this exclusive one 6 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:51,320 for y'all to night. Let's get into this action. Sure for what chop 7 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:58,560 me jo? What's up? Chop go block block block a block a lamp. 8 00:00:58,719 --> 00:01:00,640 I understand why the nigga from you in a conversation. Huh huh. 9 00:01:00,679 --> 00:01:03,799 I want to take you, bitch, but I pull up with a fun 10 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:08,879 she blazed, shoving the white cop the only time with the cocage. I'm 11 00:01:08,879 --> 00:01:11,560 gonna feel good and say, y'all, nigga, that made it. Y 12 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:18,000 y'all, we made it. We made it. Jet chet check yup jump 13 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:22,280 jump jump jump chump. Y'all already know that this man dadd Ain't Real Trophy. 14 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:30,120 I got one tonight. Yep. Somebody don't murdered man jump Hey, 15 00:01:30,159 --> 00:01:33,799 listen, listen, I'm just gonna get to you. The dadd Ain't Real 16 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:42,640 trophy go to for rel wi yeah man for real. Williams finally then got 17 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:48,560 him with dad Ain't Real Trophy. I guess what he got it for? 18 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:53,200 For real? Williams got the dadd Ain't Real trophy for teaming up with Lewis 19 00:01:53,239 --> 00:02:00,000 Vatan and making a crocodile skin handbag that looked like a handbag for a broad 20 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:04,640 man. And then the top of it all off, Guess how much he's 21 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:13,080 charging for the bad one million dollars? Man, that ain't rid for real? 22 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,759 That ain't real? Man. Listen, what's up with rappers? Nine 23 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:20,280 days? Huh? I'm talking about all the rappers man, well not all 24 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,280 on but the majority of the new school rappers. Man. They putting all 25 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:29,719 this nail polished on. They they dressing drag. They they they ain't rocking 26 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,520 man bass or you know the little pouches that that that go across you know 27 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:36,960 what I'm saying, your chest Gucci Temmy here figgo, you know you know 28 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,879 what I'm saying, a little finny little you know, back foot full up 29 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:45,039 with with the hunting, and they're doing these foods straight out rock and straight 30 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:51,479 like pocket books like women like during their black burking baby like, that's what 31 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:55,479 that reminds me of for real? That ain't right. And then out of 32 00:02:55,599 --> 00:03:00,919 all that, listen, what kind of men it's finished spend an M on 33 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:06,639 a ding bag man for that? Look like for a broad man? That 34 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:08,680 ain't real, now, you knowing for a lot of real things in life, 35 00:03:08,719 --> 00:03:13,719 as far as you know, musically and yacting weird, yact weird in 36 00:03:13,759 --> 00:03:15,240 it that way, you know what I'm saying. Just outside of that, 37 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:20,639 man, listen, you are icon and we already know what you did. 38 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,560 Show your ptalog speech for itself. So we gonna round aplagia or nothing, 39 00:03:23,719 --> 00:03:28,080 because liquor shots for you. You're gonna look a shot for you, look 40 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,840 a shot for You're gonna round aplogia on that man. Listen, man, 41 00:03:31,039 --> 00:03:36,280 a crocodile handbag? Lewis Fortan, you know, ain't no him. It's 42 00:03:36,319 --> 00:03:40,960 a pocketbook man, Hey, for real, Dad, ain't real man? 43 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:46,280 Huh? What happened to the Mexically men? Huh? And what kind of 44 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:51,240 Mexically men gonna pay one M for a They ain't gonna pocketbook bag? Niggas 45 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:54,439 ain't even dropping that much on a on a barking for a female I'm talking 46 00:03:54,439 --> 00:03:59,919 about. I'm telling the represents that's I hear rapping about buying female burning bad. 47 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,039 That's like a thirty thousand dollars bag, or you know, maybe like 48 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:08,479 sixty forty thousand dollars bag. And they damn they don't even want to speing 49 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:11,639 that. But what kind of man gonna drop a whole em on a man 50 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:15,159 for real man that ain't real? Man that ain't real? Ay? And 51 00:04:15,719 --> 00:04:23,600 who cares that Laurie Harvey and damn son idterist is not together no more? 52 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:30,319 Who cares? Listen? Everybody gets they share with Laurie Harvey. It is 53 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,600 what it is. Hey, Look, Laurie Harvey is not for the street, 54 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:38,680 She's for the world. Has about that, I'm talking like, that's 55 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:44,800 not no shocking news. And also who cares that it's a legend where he 56 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:48,600 said it was a rumor Jordan Pooley that he tricked off a half a million 57 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:58,160 dollars on ice spice man? Huh, who cares? Listen? It's more 58 00:04:58,199 --> 00:05:01,240 better than another out hundred thousand dollars, you know what I'm saying, coming 59 00:05:01,319 --> 00:05:04,560 up with a whole meal to go trick off on a on a on a 60 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:11,399 pharral or pocketbook, crocodile, a little for time bag and that is funny. 61 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:15,079 Huh. So who cares? Even if the man did trick off half 62 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,759 a million dollars on Ice Spicer? You know what I'm saying. That said 63 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:21,160 all you other women need to step y'all game up. If she made that 64 00:05:21,319 --> 00:05:27,160 dude drop a half a ticket on her, huh ain't she? If that 65 00:05:27,319 --> 00:05:30,439 did happen, she ain't do it the scamming way. She ain't gonna act 66 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:33,160 like she loved the man, married the man telling me, if you really 67 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:36,720 loved me, you gonna get no pre numb and then try to take his 68 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,920 m man, they had a good time if that's how it went down, 69 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:44,240 and he dropped the half a ticket for that booty? What it is? 70 00:05:44,319 --> 00:05:46,839 Man? Who cares? Though? But they said it's a woman, you 71 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:53,480 know what I'm saying. I'm saying. And also who cares if Lauren Hill 72 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:58,439 was late for her shoulder? He cares? Huh? I mean, like 73 00:05:58,519 --> 00:06:00,600 when you think that it would be a pre privilege to be able to see 74 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:10,160 a live performance in concert, legend icon a woman that's displaying real art instead 75 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:13,839 of a bunch of sexy red clones. Jumping around talking about how brown the 76 00:06:13,879 --> 00:06:18,920 bootist old is and how pee the coach is. A man. That ain't 77 00:06:18,959 --> 00:06:23,560 funny man, cause that's sad. Man, that is very vers So who 78 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:27,160 cares of lawn? If Lauryn here was late, man, at least she 79 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:30,680 showed up. At least she puts on like I she always do. Man. 80 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:32,360 Oh and Lauren here, if you hear this, man, we need 81 00:06:32,519 --> 00:06:38,720 another mis education man, Lauren hell Man, that ain't funny, man, 82 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,879 Licka shot at the lawn, hell Man shot out the lawn here? Man 83 00:06:42,519 --> 00:06:49,879 yet yet straight like that? Fake like that? And also and also man 84 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:57,839 speaking on sexy Red, who cares is sexy Red is comparing herself to bootsy 85 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:02,120 bad And that is funny. And for the rec I'm gonna to be don 86 00:07:02,439 --> 00:07:06,160 man. You ain't no, You far from no. You far from a 87 00:07:06,199 --> 00:07:11,920 boosy man. You ain't listen. Boosy got a catalog, Boosty got hits. 88 00:07:12,319 --> 00:07:15,319 You far from that right now? And that's funny. This here, 89 00:07:15,319 --> 00:07:18,319 I'm talking about all the women you could compare yourself to all men. You 90 00:07:18,399 --> 00:07:21,759 compare yourself to a boosy and boosy man. You condone that man. Stop 91 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:27,639 stop gashing that girl. Up like that, man, huh, stop doing 92 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:33,839 it? Stop it? And also also who cares if Shrek five is reported 93 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:39,800 to drop in twenty twenty five? That's funny? Who cares? Who cares? 94 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:44,319 Is Shrek? Shrek five? Y'all? Come on? Man? Like 95 00:07:44,399 --> 00:07:46,879 who actually wants to watch that? Who even watched it? Four times? 96 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:53,240 Man? Whoever watched that four times? Like that right there? Like that's 97 00:07:53,399 --> 00:07:57,079 crazy? Man who cares? That's reported to come out within the next two 98 00:07:57,199 --> 00:08:01,639 years? Who cares? That's funny? His hey hey? And also also 99 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:11,399 guess what, who cares? Who cares if Heines is going to release a 100 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:18,399 pickle flavored ketchup in twenty Who cares about that? I'm just I'm just asking. 101 00:08:18,639 --> 00:08:22,959 I'm just asking, man, who cares about these type of things? 102 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:26,720 Like like, like everybody don't even like pickles? Man, why why would 103 00:08:26,759 --> 00:08:30,680 you mess up your ketchup like that? And I like Heines by the way, 104 00:08:30,879 --> 00:08:33,600 That's what I'm saying. And also I like Eddie Murphy by the way. 105 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:35,919 Okay, I'm talking about like since deliveries, I believe Murkey. You 106 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:39,000 know what I'm saying, So shut out to Edie Murphy. You know what 107 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:50,879 I'm saying. Ryand aplause to Edie Murphy and ryand applause to Hines Rindo. 108 00:08:50,919 --> 00:08:54,960 Plat what I'm just saying? Man? Who cares about a Shrek movie track 109 00:08:56,120 --> 00:09:00,639 five and twenty twenty five driven? And who cares about a your flavor? 110 00:09:00,799 --> 00:09:03,639 Hines? Listen, look, listen. I tried to hold back, but 111 00:09:03,799 --> 00:09:16,360 listen. Who cares about McDonald's actually seceeding and opening up their first store with 112 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:22,799 robotic employees? Uh? Huh, I'm talking about who you go through the 113 00:09:22,879 --> 00:09:26,440 drive through, it serves you the food. They the computers and the robots 114 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:33,120 cooks the food on the inside and ups about that? Who cares that? 115 00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:37,320 Now? When somebody go to mac donald's, they ain't got to worry about 116 00:09:37,399 --> 00:09:41,159 being or or cust out or worry about something being done to your food. 117 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:46,840 They understand them saying because some ghetto fire sex and red god damn looking chick 118 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:50,000 up in there talking about how brown but the whole head and how pick while 119 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:56,320 over your fries cooking your fries, or somebody inside the cooking your big mac 120 00:09:56,399 --> 00:10:01,440 talking about all over your big Mex, spitting all on your big men. 121 00:10:01,879 --> 00:10:07,120 Huh? Who cares? Who care? But I will say all your little 122 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:11,320 fast food. Little people unst what I'm saying, and that's the only skill 123 00:10:11,399 --> 00:10:13,879 that you got. You has better learn how to do something else, and 124 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,879 better learning to do something else, because I'm telling you, man, hey, 125 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:22,000 them robots taking over your job and they'll make it more and more easy 126 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:26,240 to get y'all out the way. And that's not funny, man, I'm 127 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,559 talking about. I mean little who even cares that they keep coming up with 128 00:10:28,639 --> 00:10:33,840 all these National Chicken Days and giving out all these pop ho's giving out free 129 00:10:33,039 --> 00:10:39,360 chicken or or or or buy your sub houses giving up free subs, subways 130 00:10:39,399 --> 00:10:41,120 giving they giving out all of them free for they giving it away? Who 131 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:46,759 about these type of things in the world, man, huh huh? I 132 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:50,080 mean, like who really cares? 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Yo, come over 141 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:39,519 over there and vlog with us man top in TV News on the Score, 142 00:11:39,559 --> 00:11:46,559 vlog on TikTok Okay or top of Space the food Chain on Facebook. Man, 143 00:11:46,840 --> 00:12:03,039 we got hunch here. Chop on me, See nigga, what's something 144 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:07,600 from chop on me? Go block block block block white. I understand why 145 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:11,000 the nigga put me in the conversation. I wanted to get busy you with 146 00:12:11,159 --> 00:12:16,279 I pull over with a far she blazed, serving her white the only time 147 00:12:16,279 --> 00:12:20,039 I'm sucking with the cockage. One day, I'm gonna feel good and say, 148 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:24,240 your nigga, that made it, y'all. We made it. We 149 00:12:24,399 --> 00:12:24,639 made it.