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At eight twenty we found out it's gone viral a little bit. Today a
band has made an anti Cowboys song. It is the Green Day cover band
Green Bay Amazing. Don't I laugh at that every time? Brett Joe Armstrong,
No, it was Billy Joe Dorin's arms from that. That's a twenty
we'll play it for you, but we'll be this every week, tallied the
points throughout the year. We make predictions about the games, and then we
play the audio back on Monday to see how we did. And it's always
fun when we were acting interacting with you guys on social media out there,
you guys always have funny predictions that you lay down as well and kind of
help us track these while we're all watching the game together. So it's kind
of a fun weekend thing that carries over with our listeners that I love.
And I think we should transport out to the Ghost Pepper Pavilion. It's cold
out there. We have to go out there. We need to go.
It's more for a time scorch predictions. Can I have a free half?
Well, not ask for a half point, but I have a half.
I'm proposing a half point that I think two of us are going to have
identical predictions, okay, okay, and I think the two are me and
Kevin, not Danny because his are always even more insane than are. Very
very I need points. Oh really, I'm going hardcore serious this week.
Really, no bs, I mean these, damn it. I have some
bs, some pulp, hey, some pump Uh do you want me to
go first as I'm losing. Yeah, I have like four this year.
Hey, good luck. Just a heads up here, guys, Gonna warm
up to about forty seven degrees by five pm this afternoon. Yeah, don't
worry about the weather too much. All right, more on that later,
Kevin Kevin Prediction number one. The Cowboys have a weird slow start and trail
by as much as ten at one point in the first half, but they
storm out of the gate in the second half and they win the game by
the score of twenty seven to seventeen. Yeah, what a what a clean,
legitimate prediction. Yeah, nobody gets slips on their own diarrhea or anything.
Really, No one gets hit in the face with pizza, guys.
The funniest ever, damn it. The calls saying to be a bomb to
an open receiver, and a piece of pizza is thrown that hits the ball
in the air, knocks it off track, and the player catches the pizza
instead of the ball and has both toes and bounds in double tas. I
mean, there was a lot of bad ones throughout the year that didn't just
didn't come to fruition, like the player running into the blue tent while the
player was being examined in the blue tent. Yeah, so that one was
pretty basic. That went through the roof and landed and Weatherford in a bucket
of KFC Chicken. We might need to do our best ofs best forgotten in
the playoffs. It's time to get serious. Yeah, that's why I think
it'll happen. I agree the segment has changed. Kevin Prediction two. Well
baby KK and third leg Greg on the Fox broadcast will pull off the double
whammy of once again spending time on the Ceedee LAMB professional meeting with Mike McCarthy
during the bye week, Plus how Jordan Love has taken aspects of Aaron Rodgers
and Brett Farr and has incorporated that into his game, including a graphic of
him throwing with his feet off the ground. Well, double whammy there.
Okay, you might leave with three points time. It's very serious playoff time,
as we all should. I wish I did. Kevin Frediction three.
Mike McCarthy felt like he needed to inspire the troops for this one, but
rather than settling for the go to move of a watermelon smash at the hotel,
we learned from Aaron Andrews on Sunday that he took the team out to
Poolville on Thursday afternoon to Slip Down Mountain in Parker County. The team went
to the top of slip Down Mountain where he gave a long speech about how
the Cowboys are America's team and they consider themselves the big Cheese of the NFC.
Then he and a huge Regiano cheese will and shouted who wants to be
the big cheese, And then he rolled the cheese down slip Down Mountain as
all the players went chasing after it to prove to the coach that they're gonna
be the big cheese on Sunday afternoon. Your collector of the cheese will at
the end of the run none other than your friend, famous Dallas Cowboys sportsman
Hunter Lyke. No, that is what I'm talking about. I can't wait.
What's Misty Mountain? What is it a slip down mountain? It's a
water park? Now, No, it's just a mountain. No, it's
a hill. So we're doing the chase the cheese wheel cheese will run.
One of my favorite sports. Oh, it's amazing is Europeans sprinting down a
hill. Chasing a wheel of cheese falling rolling and yeah, the tump and
the roll and then the like the launch after you have roll the strategy to
it because a lot of these anxious guys get out front and then they fall
first. What you do is you kind of pace yourself, no, get
your footing, and then you turn on the jets at the end. You
don't want to run down the mountain and bang one piece of cheese. You
want to walk down the mountain and bang all the cheese. Yes, believe
cheese will Can we just say that if all of those things happened exactly as
he described that, he just automatically wins everything for the rest of his life,
and you'd probably leave this job and be like very famous, Like you'd
be famous worldwide for the craziest No, wait, did this happen yesterday technically
in your scenario? Yeah, well yeah, well we don't learn about it
until Sunday. Yeah, but you wouldn't be that famous because it already happens.
They'd be like, oh, he was there, that's true. Yeah,
so you still have to work. I wasn't there though, All right,
good luck, Okay, Mike, Uh, have at it. I'll
go Okay, I'll try to fix my microphone. Yeah, you can't do
it. I'll help you in the break. Three predictions for this Sunday Super
wild Card weekend showdown between the Packers and the Cowboys. Listen out, quick
and short. This one is Matt z Darien DeLeon on lamb two hundred yards.
Whoa that? I love it? I want it two hundred You know
what? Scorching hot prediction? Can that happen against that secondary Kevio? Yes,
Second's week if the Packers the only way. The only way is that
the Packers say jyr Alexander, but they just suspended from walking out to the
coin toss without being a team captain. Amazing that story. Yeah, they
suspended him for a week. He is like and he said, by the
way, his teammates love him. But he said, coaches didn't realize I'm
from Charlotte, so I wanted to do it. At the Carolina Panthers game,
I just walked out called the coin toss and apparently there's a rule where
he could have cost the Packers the ball, but I guess it didn't get
caught. If you're not an announced captain, you can't be out there because
he wanted them to be on defense. Yeah, so he could go out
there and shine in front of his hometown. He's for a dude who's been
in a league for a while, Like he is a crazy person and he
is funny. That sounds like something I would have done in high school.
Right, where do you do it? Out there? Ain't no captain.
If they do, they'll put him on Ceede Lamb one on one. That
could neutralize things a little bit. Two hundred yards Sidarian Delion Lamb, which
I just learned yesterday. I thought his name was Compact disc was not.
That's what I thought too, Sadarian Delon Lamb. H prediction too. Head
up Packers running back Aaron lay Jones. We'll have a good night going until
he is injured by a falling icicle from the leaking roof of AT and T
Stadium. The Packers will frantically sign the DownBeat's own Packer's sideline reporter John Kuhn
to a contract, and he'll run for one hundred and sixty yards and two
touchdowns in the second half. Oh no, that says more about the Cowboys
run defense than it does the stadium configure. John Coon is back, so
he'll get his yardage that he accumulated in his entire career in the second half
and the second half of a game. In the first half, he was
wearing a suit and get me, didn't train for at age like forty three,
forty one, forty one, So look out for that. We gotta
stop that John Coon, he didn't Where do you come from? He's just
raminos. It can't do much. It's gonna be off the middle. Got
a full bag. You're gonna give it to Coon again. We can't stop
him, all right. Prediction three oof down by double digits. Jerry Jones
will fire Mike McCarthy at halftime and out of the tunnel in the second half,
will walk arm in arm both Jimmy Johnson and Barry Switzer as co head
coaches. Cowboys come back to win. They win the Super Bowl, and
they remain in that shared position for the next eighteen seasons. Oh wow,
okay until they're in their late nineties. Let's do an age check on Barry
eighteen seasons, Barry Switcher, it's going to be coast of one hundred's.
I think Barry might be he is eighty six, yeah, so that what's
eighty six plus eighteen one hundred and four. What does he go? Yeah,
eighty six plus what eighteen? I think that would make him gosh no,
wait, yeah, one hundred and four. That makes him one hundred
and four h one hundred and four dominant run as a co head coach,
Jimmy will go from age eighty that he is now to ninety six or ninety
eighty eight. The Fox broadcast has footage They break in in like the middle
of the fourth quarter and there you see McCarthy taking his box of things out
to his car. He's got a cardboard box and there's a plant sticking out
of the top. Who's going to coach this team? You gotta think it's
Dan Quinn. But there's a rustle going on in the tunnel there. Who
is that arm in arm? And they're like they cut down. They happy
to get Jimmy miked up, and all you hear from it is about the
Cowboys. And then the team just runs out there and dominates. And please
tell me they're wearing their big puffy star nighties jackets jack It's exactly matching.
That would be amazing. The crowd would go nuts, like, yes,
we're back the curse the curse was lifted. Man, incredible, So look
out for these things. It's okay, oh man, all right, Danny,
you need points. I need points, and I'm about to get them.
Damn it, you're pointing fishing people like fishing segment. Would you be
serious, man, I'm trying. Cowboys, Packers, Predictions, Wild Cards,
Super Weekend one. Jerry's giant jumbo Tron will malfunction halfway through the first
quarter, leaving party passers never knowing what's happening in the game. No,
man, was the affordable way in. I was hoping I can at least
catch glimpses of the game on the jump. Just the two side, the
whole thing goes out, leaving party passers. Man, I paid one hundred
and fifty for this. I don't, I can't. I can't see anything.
They just cheered, though they pull up YouTube TV on their phone.
You know you might need a photo comparison for this next one, a surprise
halftime show will occur featuring nine inch nails, and for the first time,
it will be revealed that Packer's head coach Matt Lafleur is actually Trent Resnor,
leaving his trailing team without leadership for halftime adjustments because he's out there singing and
no one knew that they were the same person. I got a little bit
there, Yeah, I could see that a little bit. Trent Reznor always
looks like Dave Lane to me. They uh, I guess the son in
law of Ken Stabler. Right, Wilsnor cut his hair. You can see
it. Do something the floor would fan take this? And he takes all
the packer crap off, and he's got a cool leather zipper jacket with leather
and he's Franti putting on eye make up. He runs to the tunnel.
He's rushing away from Rinaldi. Don't have time, don't have time. No,
we're gonna play hard. Yeah, we're gonna keep poking control before and
that Matt lafloor O, man, that doing gonna porky like an animal.
He's in the stadium. It's a family event. And finally, after a
wild night out on Saturday, Jake Ferguson will play the entire game with crabs,
and cameras will show him intermittently tugging at the front of his pants,
creating the new internet meme scratch not us scratch. Okay, I I had
my doubts that you took this point fishing scheme seriously, but now I know
you did. As a crab riddle, Jake Ferguson is still trying to You're
a jerk, reeling first downs. You're a jerk. He's got a you
know, a local girlfriend, so yeah, maybe she gave TCU basketball player
Haley Cavender. You know, crabs can affect all of us when we least
expect it, Kevin, I guess. And you can't drown them in a
pool, so don't try crab crabs. Scratch not a scratch is not gonna
take off online unless it does scratch her adjustment. They'll bring in special medical
advisor Dean Blandino to comment. Right now, Doctor t O Sorrel covers.
Yeah, this is big crab rel. The why he is itching it right
there? Looks like it could be a case of the crabs. Well,
I I'm not sure that was a scratch. Well, Doug Gunn and I
can't tell. It's a controversy. Well, there's that. We did our
prediction. Good luck, good luck everyone. Yes, now, look,
I for one don't like what's happened here, but it's taken off online.
But to me, it's like, this is kind of cheap. What are
you talking You can take shots at the cowboys? Are you talking about the
song? Yeah'm talking about the song. Yeah. If if you haven't heard
it, there's a song that's gone viral of the last twenty four hours,
over the last two hours from green was first Green Day cover band Green Bay,
and look it's it's I mean, I guess you'd rather have something to
be anti cowboys than anti Semitic, I guess, but it's an anti those
are two choices. Well no, but right, why not anti terror?
There's thought the worst thing ever, But it's an anti cowboys song. And
I thought we'd play it for you from the Wisconsin Green Day cover band Green
Bay. They hate the Cowboys and they wrote a hype song and we got
a hold of it from Wisconsin yesterday and we're playing it here for the first
time. It's called American Idiots in three two maybe it's already already scrubbed off
the internet, and it sounds familiar. I don't we gotta lady American Idiots
Cowboy Nation in January's Big Stadium. That's a big ass faking television shine rich
people big boobs and liquor from the nation's atten shine the total expect to po
celebration shine. Your playoff losses are cliche. You will losing you with your
sorrow by my guardian kids fire tomorrow. But I'm sure you are you This
part here is it's goodness. Maybe dac will have an America with good blocking
contumor it'soga. A second from Osio diggis asked affection from no Ray Monoghany Sherry
feels a new kind of tenshine that sells himself. The pricey ray Bay shines
a kwacke and tuste too bad television shows up the sorrow aby kk biby humming
tomorrow out of the franchise. You cannot Unshad dispeps to his law on tithering
meds and the passes incomplete alibiles now they say complete the official The second one
came in and overruled the other. Jared Cook with three seconds after you,
No Packers are gonna have a chance to win it. This to send the
Packers in the UNFC Championship game. And God, the Packers are moving on.
Aaron Rodgers is coming again? Who are coming? Funny and Mabican and
he had Dallas, Texas Boom Johnson Cocaine Reli and Tella looks like Coppinas.
And your favorite cheese is Belvia, California stops there by Gray Shine, you're
the first of Packer nay Shine. He has shaided that you will be the
cow is. Don't believe and Rich would be getting back to refarj bye again.
Wow. I mean, I'll give him credit. I'm not a Packer
fan, but something about that song's got me hyped for someday. Yeah,
I'd watch Green Bay if they were performing in town here. I like them.
They're playing outdoors during the freeze. I like the Joe Buck solo.
Yeah, it's weird. Are they gonna play that at their live shows?
I found the lyrics online because some of its heart. It comes fast,
you know, I mean, it's it's really good. Second part is we'll
have the name, but we'll have the nation's attention. And don't expect a
blue celebration because your playoff loss is our cliche on television. We'll see your
sorrow. Mike McCarthy gets fired tomorrow, but I'm sure you'll argue the drum
break. What are the players? They named. He says, well,
maybe Dak will have it America with good blocking from Chuma Edoga, a sack
from osa odiggy Zoo, a past deflection from Noah Igmonogamy. Yeah, you
know, two of those guys may not be active for the game. I
appreciate them going deep on the roster knowledge. I guess they needed players that
ended in vowels to fit. Well. You can tell that this band Green
Bay, the Green Day cover band from Wisconsin. They know their football,
yeah you know, yeah for sure. Yeah, but they also felt like
they knew a lot about the Cowboys and Jerry Jones. I mean, the
two pay thing. I thought that was more of a local thing. I
don't know if that was a national story. Yeah, it said, awkwardly
adjusting his two pay. I mean, and also weird to them to start
taking shots at our landmarks in town, like Reunion Tower looks like a penis.
Yeah, hey, how are they? Z odd and I'll called American
idiot. So we don't like it, but it's kind of funny. Well
there it is. You can catch that online everywhere. You know, we'll
post it on our podcast to you. We'll take someone else's material, put
it on our podcast feed and you can download it. That'd be great.
I think they're playing three links on Tuesday, Oh after the game. Okay,
that's interesting. They book some time in town, but they did it
purposely when the winter storm was coming, because they like it cold. Texters
seem to think that sounds like Danny singing. No, it's we'll take the
credit. You're a genius, Danny. That's not me. That's a green
Bay fantastic. What a diss Our favorite cheese is velveta, isn't it?
Because what's our favorite thing to eat? Kso what's the major component of that?
Okay, yeah, bel Vita, Yeah, yeah, I mean that's
what I'm assuming that the people from Wisconsin thought when they wrote that, we
need this immediately uploaded to Spotify hashtag Devin Booker gerbil Butt. Yeah, of
course. Range. We'll get that up right after the show as well.
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