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this one? I don't know.
Giggle fast on that side. Okay,

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welcome to teen Girl Talk Being girl
Talk. I'm Czikoda, I'm frankn Coda,

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and this week you're sadly unfortunately agent
Cody Banks. Frank I had high

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hopes. I was so ready.
If anyone listened to our episode last week,

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I basically strong armed you into doing
this movie. And you know what,

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it was No Debs. How out
of all of the three movies we

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watched this month, DEBS is the
standout for me because Debs I knew what

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it was totally. They were just
like, hey, we're gonna have our

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bad guy threat in Australia. And
then somebody be like, hey, you're

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just acting out at this point and
then dump yeah, and then like barely

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at lethal was like, are we, you know, a taught like thriller

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kind of or are we about a
teen girl trying to acclimate into like a

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high school world. Cody Banks is
just like, yeah, he's just part

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of the CIA, and you know, like we accruited him at age thirteen

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or twelve, he must have been
recruited before that because he was literally a

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sleeper agent. They had to like
crow atoa him and also he still has

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parents, which makes this the well, well, I guess the devs still

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have parents. They don't really talk
about them, but I'm assuming you know,

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no adults like besides Hologram what's his
name exists in the dev's world.

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Well, okay, but what I'm
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there are probably parents because like those
girls, which is recruited out of

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high school, so they're technically adults. Cody Banks, the lore in his

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world is the cruelest lore of them
all, because he still has parents who

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openly love him. I was gonna
say actively love him. That shuts off

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and turns on who very much love
him, and they don't know what's going

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on in his life. So if
he doesn't come home from a mission,

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well who knows what happened to Cody? Yeah, they only just think he

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got like child abducted. Okay,
so that show up with the folded flag

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and just grim way hand it's eleven. I'm terrible. First they have to

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come to terms with the fact that
they're said to the CIA. Then they

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have to come to terms with the
fact that their minor son was murdered in

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the CIA. Does he get paid? I don't know. Okay, So

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I think that the best way to
approach this film because I find the unwatchability

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of this film staggering. There is
so much money. Everybody is putting their

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back into it. Like Frank,
as Frank was, I had watched this

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film last night. As Frank's watching
it, He's texting me, why is

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Keith David in this movie? Why
is Ian McShane in this movie? And

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I'm like, I don't know,
Like that just must be. I mean,

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Angie Harry is in this movie.
Frankie muniz Is like the height of

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his popularity is in this movie.
Hilary fucking dust during like this is her

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heyday. So the cast alone is
a huge chunk of the budget. And

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then there are so many set pieces, so much CGI, like the nanobots.

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CGI made me wish for a platforce
Field. Like. So I'm gonna

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say number one rewrite for this film. You gotta make Cody Banks older.

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Can't be thirteen. This movie is
not for preteens, fifteen, whatever.

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This movie is not for young children. There's too much cleavage in it for

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to be for young children. Just
make him older, you make him older

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than you just have kingsmen which is
a pretty terrible film. Okay, but

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it can still be waxing terrific.
It's just the male version of Deb's and

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barely lethal. That's the you know, you were asking, why don't we

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see the dude version of this,
you know, like teenage Secret Agent,

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because I think it just ends up
in the gross place that this movie ends

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up of. Like all, aren't
teen teenage boys horn dogs? You know?

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Like yeah, and it just so
like, let us not forget James

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Bond is like a predator. He's
openly he's a predator, and he's just

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a gross out all the time.
He at least gets jokes though, Yeah,

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like there were no jokes in this
movie. Yeah. Well the thing

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is his jokes happened after he murders
people, which it just makes him even

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more of a psychopath. Yeah.
Like the one joke in this movie is

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when the henchman's um and I cannot
remember his name, Bill told me apparently

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he was in the Brendon m M
these names. His name's Moldy. Yeah,

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when he says you ruined my haircut
because his hair is shaved into like

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an arrow or some sort of shape. That's like the one of the only

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attempts at a joke that I recognize. I don't know my movie is so

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humorless. I laughed pretty hard when
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of all his dignity and all the
light power that he possesses, called doctor

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Connors a no at all, a
little nerd. I mean that was pretty

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funny. So here is the thing. Everybody is taking this movie as seriously

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as you can, like Eatan McShane
is chewing the scenery all over the place.

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The scientist's dad looked familiar to me, but I couldn't remember what I

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had seen him in. And also
I forgot that there was like a science

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plotline early and often in this movie, like because it gets so buried in

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the lead of Cody Banks having to
like pursue Hilary Duff. I cannot believe

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I did not put two and two
together. That emo hotep from The Mummy

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was Moley. It must have been
that haircut. Like he is so goddamn

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hot in The Mummy. I mean, everybody's taught in the Mummy, Brendan

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Frasier, Rachel Wise him, like
everybody's terrible hot in that movie. And

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they they didn't. I couldn't even
recognize him because that's stupid, like black

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widow mark haircut. What the fuck? I mean? They really did like

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tough guy him up in this movie. Oh oh, he has a power,

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he has a strength when you watch
him in the Mummy, Like,

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have you never seen the Mummy,
Sissy, I've never seen the Mummy.

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Okay, I'm gonna scour that movie
because that he needs to us to rewatch

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the Mummy, to find a team
so we can watch the Mummy. It

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is a joy to watch. That's
what I've heard. What's funny is that

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the library we have the Brendan Frasier
Mummy, but somehow it got replaced with

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the disc of the Tom Cruise Mummy, and someone must have checked it out.

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They sent it back and they were
like, this is the Tom Cruise

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Mummy. I don't want to watch
this. So what that tells me is

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that some daring library patron was like, I'm going to rent out both of

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these movies. I'm going to Tom
Cruise Mummy so that I can keep the

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treasure that is the Brendan Fraser.
Mommy. Apparently we have no idea what

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happened to the disc for the Brendan
Frasier mummy. So but okay, um,

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I guess we need to get right
into it, a Frank, I

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am really going to need your help
with plot points, character names. I'm

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gonna be super upfront. I did
a terrible job staying off of my phone.

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That's usually not a problem I have
watching stuff for the podcast, but

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I was like distracted, I was
on my phone. I ate dinner.

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Like I did not do a good
job this week. I understand that there

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were certain parts of this movie,
like two or three thirty second intervals where

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I had to like fast forward,
there's just too awkward. But I feel

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like I got Okay. I want
you to call those out too, because

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I don't think I was paying enough
attention to catch on that things were super

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awkward. Yeah, I got.
I pretty much got the gist of it,

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so we can go. Okay.
So we open with a bunch of

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dudes we've never seen, obviously,
because the movie is just starting. Ian

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McShane is like being super evil with
his henchman Moley there at which seems to

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be almost it's not like a public
exhibition, but there's a group of people

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watching a scientist. We'll learn that's
Hillary Duff's dad in the movie, not

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in real life, and he's like, look, I made these nanobots and

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they can be trained to eat oil
after an oil spill, so this is

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really great for the environment. And
there's in the model that he's using to

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exhibit the nanobots, there's a little
toy seal. For some reason, Ian

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McShane has a barbecue fork, stabs
the seal, holds it up and asks

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if the nanobots can be trained to
kill anything. This is how we know

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immediately this is a bad guy.
And I think he says like, ooh,

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baby seal or seals or something and
then stabs it. It's jarring of

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mission accomplished. And so the scientist
kind of blithely says like, yeah,

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I could train them deed anything,
and Ian McShane says, great, you

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have a week figure it out,
and scientist guys like, I can't.

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That's not enough time. I guess
Ian McShane is, and I refuse to

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learn his character's name. Is funding
this work? Yes, Um, because

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I don't know how he'd get to
make that demand otherwise. At a certain

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point, Um, doctor Connor says, our deal was I fund you fund

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the research I decide what we do
with the technology, and E mcshane's basically

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like, idiot, good devil uses
for terrorism, by the way, you

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can't also have your lizard formula.
And doctor Connor's like, oh, so

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here's the other part. I don't
get what why Dizzy and McShane want the

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nanobots to eat everything? Well,
I think it's just to make them a

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viable threat. Well okay, I
mean he has a good idea, which

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I just think he was thinking too
small, where he's like, I'm going

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to use these to eat all of
the nuclear weapons that America has. I

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just like, why I stop there? Why not all nuclear weapons? Like

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what if McShane was just like,
you know what, the world without nuclear

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weapons will be a world I want
to live in, kind of like m

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Bison. Sure, yes, if
he did that, that'd be cool.

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But this is a man who stabbed
a little model of a baby seal with

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a barbecue fork. I think he
brought it into the room so he could

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do that. He's like, he's
in his kitchen and he's like, you

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know, I'm just gonna you know, I'm just gonna bring this barbecue skewer

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with me. I don't know,
I'm probably good. I'll probably need to

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threaten somebody that's just out of my
day. Usually pans out, Oh you

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don't think he had his assistant hold
it? Well, he's like yelling holding

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it on his person. Frank and
his tailored suit. I mean, okay,

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he's just gonna rip holes in his
tailored suit. I'm sure. I'm

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sure there's a man with many knives
on him. He's a bad guy.

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Yeah, but he has henchmen because
henchman handle like the dirty work, and

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he's like henchman dressing the lore tracks. It's it's like, oh my god,

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those ill fitting the war track suit. I cannot But it's in the

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same way that famous people basically have
someone on their entourage to carry the drugs

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so that if they get stopped for
any reason, they don't have like they

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can't be charged with possession. Do
you remember I Forget, which was up

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Economy Frank which rapper was during the
early auts who Everybody's like he had a

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person caring I'm like an umbrella over
him and then like that guy appeared in

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one of the one of Outcast's music
videos dancing what their umbrella? I don't

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remember. This is so specific.
Okay, that doesn't matter. We really

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need to like just dig through Cody
Banks and an earth. What what the

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hell is happening this movie? Well? So much and nothing so much nothing

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happened in this movie. Okay,
so it's shocking how much nothing happens.

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Yeah. So um like the CIA
who the head of the is played by

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Keith David um who if you play
the Saints Road games, which I say

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everybody should because they are awesome,
Like Saints are always basically what if fast

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and furis just did not give a
crap and was just super fun. Um

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so he Oh he also was in
he was another one half of the world's

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Greatest fist fight and They Live where
him and rowdy Roddy Piper fought for like

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seventeen minutes overwearing sunglasses. That is
so good. Watch They Live, don't

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watch Aidan Coobey Banks. They Live
is a very dumb movie and it is

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super fun and I love it so
much. Okay, Yes, why wasn't

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this movie dumber? That's my next
show? None after making older make the

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movie dumber? Yeah? Well also, hey, guys, maybe right adults

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that aren't just making me feel so
weird when they're around teens, because oh

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it was awful At this point,
Keith David's just like I talking about like,

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oh, doctor Connor is like doctor
Connors is walking free. And then

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well he's like he doctor Connors has
a daughter named Natalie. I want to

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get close to his daughter. And
then there's like a three second pause,

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which is just so uncomfortable, and
you're just like, what is happening as

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he and they like cut to his
face and he's just kind of smiling and

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nodding, and then it's not really
if it's played for laughs, it's very

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clumsy, and I did not pick
up on that. I was just like,

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what is happening? This is before
I realized that this movie does not

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understand how adults should appropriately interact with
children. Yeah, and they also point

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out that like a lot of CIA
agents, you know, fully grown men

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and women have died at the hands
of Eating McShane and they're like, you

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know what, we need a fifteen
year old boy. Yeah. Actually,

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before this, we see you know, Cody Banks once doing the movie thing

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of just drinking a glass of oj
and not touching the giant breakfast that his

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parents for him. This is after
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into the kitchen and his brother's like, you're not good with girls. He's

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like, sure, I am,
and his brother said like, I've been

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on more dates than you and Cody
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don't count, and his brother replies, they do when you're playing doctor.

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and that really borne out. I
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was the point my skeleton just burst
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you're on your own for this one
pile flesh and ran away. I

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was like, he's eight eighty nine, he's ten too much. He's ten

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but still young enough for it to
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Just age these kids up like that
would well, it would have been okay

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if his brother was like fifteen and
Cody Banks was like eighteen, well this

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would have been better for Cody Banks
was eighteen. So okay, wait,

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what was my second show note?
Make this movie neber Okay, third show

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note, stop making the kids say
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weird shit to the kids. Okay, please proceed. Okay. So at

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a certain point, this woman who
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of his car seat or I don't
know if he's even No, So this

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woman is taking a calendar year to
put some envelopes in a mailbox. She

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has left her car running, her
child does not seem to be secured in

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a car seat. She has parked
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Yeah, what they're supposed to be
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okay, so it is really sunny
for Oregan, like incredibly sunny and

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temperate. In like two days movie
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them in the car seat and climb
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sit down in the driver's seat,
and speed away. That's speed away,

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but roll away quickly before the mom
notices anything at all. And who

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has to come save the day but
Cody Banks. And this woman is definitely

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losing her child to CPS. Yeah
she deserves because she's like looking at the

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envelopes, flipping through the envelopes,
slowly moving towards the mailbox. I if

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I was a witness to that scene, I'd be like I kind of think

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she planned it, Like I don't
know about you. Like, if I'm

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at the mailbox stage of put like
put mail in mailbox, I already know

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what's going into the mailbox, you
know. Yeah, I've already done my

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check. Because the other question begs, if you have a small child,

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why would you not do your shuffling
and flipping and checking of the mail in

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the car. Just do it in
the car with the child, and then

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you sprint to the mailbox, put
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back to the car because you have
a one year old that can't can't be

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more than one. Yeah, he's
like an agile one. He you know,

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steered the car and laughed a lot
and like stopped short of flipping off.

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Cody bangs, but like I don't. I mean, he's incredibly dexterous,

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Like most children do not have the
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But Cody Banks pulls up next to
him, and the baby's like, I'm

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sovereign. You can't stop me.
I'm traveling, I'm not driving. Day

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is a menace. Arrest that baby, Cody. Okay, I will give

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this movie this one bit of credit. This is a very good way.

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This is a very good save the
cat moment of showing what Cody can do

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and like showing that you know,
he has a good heart and what he

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can do. Yeah, because he
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car and he's like, basically his
board is the only skateboards the only think

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he'd be him frometting run over by
this car. So he saves this child.

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He skates away. Um when he
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the child shakes its head so fervently. Yeah, the baby basically gave

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itself shaking baby syndrome. The baby
is just like I said, the baby's

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just like I don't have to give
you anything, Like my Fourth Amendment tells

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me I don't have to do this, and I'm not actually a citizen of

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the US. I don't fall under
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like, how do you know as
ages, Like we all know, Cody.

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Yeah, it's like this is all
part of my bigger plan of I

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don't know, murdering people on the
streets of Seattle slash San Francisco. I'm

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just thinking about that terrible movie Baby
Geniuses, because I appreciate there's a spy

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problem. Yeah, there's definitely a
spy thing in one of those movies.

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I just like, gotta hate Baby
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Baby Geniuses or Baby's Day Out?
Baby's Day Out? Because that's just like

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three Google I was trying to catch
a baby and this is just like Baby

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Geniuses are just terrible CGI babies.
Anyway. Um, so then we come

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on more question about Baby's Day Out? Did you know that that was theatrical

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flop? I guess it makes sense. I feel like for the amount that

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people talk about Baby's Day Out,
it's shocking that it did so poorly.

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Well, it's probably because we all
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probably watched it like on our basic
cable packages because it probably I've never seen

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Baby's Day Out, Okay, well
that's in my head is basically like The

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Mummy. It's a movie I have
not seen, but I've heard a lot

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about. I remember, like you
know, it was that they play Look

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Who's Talking? Too? And or
like the Look Who's Talking series where the

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third one I believe there's a dog
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of other dogs because they're gonna murder
children. Oh my god. Yeah,

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is that the one where the toilet
talks? Now that's um, look is

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talking one, I believe. Okay, Chris anyway, Okay, so back

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to ageing Cody Banks. We are
like we've barely scratched the surface. The

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director of the CIA is like shows
a black and white film which Cody Banks

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is featured in it on his way
to you know, this child soldier camp

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where they once again put the children
in bomb disposal gear, which I guess

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is good for them to learn how
to you know, like, um,

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what is the word disarm bombs?
I was gonna say, problem solved?

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Yeah, just like can we stop
with like like this is very clearly child

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soldiers want to put it past the
real state. I'm just saying, like,

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I know, like, I think
that as people began to sort of

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realize what some of the government agencies
are about and how historically the rules have

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maybe even bent a little bit more
than they should have, movies like this

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can no longer be made for let's
say, general audiences, because the idea

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of a child soldier is upsetting,
even in the face of protecting national security.

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Okay, you know, I was
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devs are basically refer themselves as law
enforcement and the dude make me think there's

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um in the new Avengers series that's
coming out. Um, there's a certain

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part I've We're iron Man and Captain
Marvel have a discussion about like what are

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we basically are we cops? And
Captain Mars like, no, we're not

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cops, We're firefighters. What we
do is we run into situations that like

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normal people couldn't survive, and we're
the ones to save the people in those

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situations. As like, I like
that parallel for superheroes way more than I

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like them being cops, you know. Uh So anyway, um so they

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send an Angie Harman who was wearing
I liked Angie Harmon's clothes in this movie,

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which she looks like a superhero.
Yeah she doesn't look like she's wearing

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clothes that someone would normally wear to
work. Yeah, um, well she

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I'm sure that's she was a callback
to like, um, the the you

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know the English Avengers. Um,
what was their names? There was a

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movie made of Ray Fines and Uma
Thurman. Um I cannot remember her name.

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Austin Powers No, but Miss Peel, She's to Emma Peal. I'm

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like, I'm sure that was a
call back to her clothes were called back

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to that. Are you sure you're
not thinking about gold Member? No,

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I'm not thinking about gold Members.
I've never seen the Austin Powers movies.

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I've only seen the first one.
I mean, I think Beyonce was a

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good sport for being in one of
them. Anyway, isn't that weird to

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think about that period of time where
you could imagine Beyonce in an Austin Purs

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movie weird parallel universe that was the
pre goddess days of Beyonce bec Let's face

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fast she has in the world.
Absolutely so Cody Banks. They decide what's

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even weirder is again they give like
Keith David one of those weird lines where

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he like stopped short of turning to
camera and says, and I hear he's

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a real lady killer. Hard cut
to Cody Banks just totally whipping it in

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science class, like bugging this poor
woman who's just trying to study. And

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then apparently this becomes like a school
wide story which like awkward boy tries to

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talk to girl is like not super
notable or interesting, but the fact that

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it's Cody Banks, who everybody just
kind of considers the loser. Yeah,

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he's gonna say, it's not like
he's notorious, He's just some kid,

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Like Cody Banks is stuttering in front
of that girl like I did when I

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was his age, and also like
I would if I if I met Hillary

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Duff today. I know, it's
like, no t or shade to Cody

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Banks. He's living, you know, the life experience being a high schooler.

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What's so much weirder is that anyone
in the school cares. Yeah,

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especially because they like, this is
pre YouTube, so they can't take videos

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of it and show her on.
Um. So he goes to gym class

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and Angie Harmon's like, you know
what, the best time to get in

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touch with this Asian is in front
of a bunch of people in a boy's

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locker room and at one point,
so uncomfortable and all these these teen boys

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are hitting on Angie Harmon, who
then starts whipping them of a towel,

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a towel that she strips off a
child. Yeah, and oh god,

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And like they say, a bunch
of like schoolyard rhymes to each other like

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Peter pack of pick a pickup pep
of peppers or tongue twisters, and she's

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like, this is what happens during
your recruit out of a summer camp.

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And I just imagine, like later
what she's gone. Somebody be like,

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what do you think she means by
recruit at a summit cramp? I mean

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it really just just make hers sound
like a child predator. Yes, So

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they take Cody Banks to be briefed, and hem, please use his title

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agent Cody Banks. Now he's Asian
Cody Banks. He was just I mean

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later he'll be stripped of his agent
credentials. He was just sleeper agent Cody

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Banks before this, sleeper agent,
child soldier code mags. Yes, but

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now he's been activated. Yeah,
you know, horrifyingly, he's been activated.

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And his mentor is Angie Harmon.
His handler is Angie Harmon. M

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Well, later she refers to herself
as his mentor. Yeah, well they

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should just send Angrew Harmon. Why
why couldn't they just make Angie Harmon a

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substitute teacher and like, because Frank, it would be weird for her to

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form a relationship with a child.
They need to get to Hilary Duff to

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get to her dad like to get
an into the house. So in your

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scenario, Heart is like, hey, Hillary Duff, your hair looks great

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today. Do you want to hang
out? Can I come to your birthday

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party? That's not going to work. Okay, let me put it this

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way, Susie, I'm ready.
She's a substitute teacher. And yes,

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like she you know makes it.
She has a rapport with Natalie And then

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like, which is Hillary Duff's character? Yes? Um, And like they've

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been on following doctor Connors for a
while being like when is he going to

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tune to a lizard? Um?
But I don't you need to explain that

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In the Spiderman comics, the lizard
is Doctor Connors. Like who the same

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actor? Though? No, Like
I just every time I hear doctor Connors,

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I just think lizard. You're like, oh, that man's a lizard.

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Yes, I love that man.
He's a lizard. And She's like,

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you know, I've felt a very
special connection with you who you remind

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me of me as a child here
as a bracelet, gives her a bracelet

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heavy birthday boom done. Um,
But there's still not in the house.

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They don't They just have a tracking
device on her. Now they don't know

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what the nanoba ice creeps are.
I mean, all this considered, did

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Cody Banks really need to befriend her? I'm just thinking about the son of

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the house party, Like they could
have just had somebody sneak in. It

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didn't seem that hard. Whatever doesn't
matter. We got to follow a lot

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to get the movie. So his
mess they have armed guards everywhere. Yeah,

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that that a child gets around.
Yeah, but he has a lot

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of spy tech. Yes, that
adults could have used. That is true.

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I okay, here's the thing.
Recently in the news, a woman

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tried to like pass herself off as
a teenager so that she could get more

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Instagram followers, and immediately all the
kids at the high school were like,

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you're definitely not a high school and
reported her, even though obstinably, I

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have to assume she had gotten past
like high school administration in order to um,

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what do we call it, enroll
herself. So you just had an

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Angie Harmon do that terrible plan.
It's never been kissed, Yes, you

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have Angie Harmon, Josie Grossy herself
starting operation. Never been kissed. Yeah,

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I mean it would be funnier.
She called it Operation Josie Grossi.

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But yes, okay, so and
adults adult sex predators. Yes, I

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mean basically, Angie Harmon already started
that operation by going into the boy's licker

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room. But it was the teacher
who was the predator in that one because

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he thought he was kissing a high
school or I've never seen, never been

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kissed. Yeah, we need to
have a month where we just catch on

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a bunch of movies that, like, I can't believe we haven't done anyway,

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We're just gonna take a quick trip
to the bake sale high teen girl

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talk listeners. Have you ever been
rejected? Not by a crush, although

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that sucks, I'm talking about applying
for college or a job confession I have

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and it's horrible. It's like,
hello, have you met me? I'm

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amazing. See that's kind of the
problem. These college administrators and employers haven't

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met you. They don't know how
incredible you are, and they don't have

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a way to find out. That's
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get started. Asian Cody Banks gets
a bunch of spy tech from his queue.

412
00:34:19.760 --> 00:34:24.400
Um. Like, he gets a
regular skateboard that expands, He gets

413
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like BMW branded yes, um,
he gets an MP three grappling hook,

414
00:34:30.760 --> 00:34:37.000
he gets a shock. Wa okay
here I will credit where credit is due.

415
00:34:37.039 --> 00:34:42.360
This is not really credit to agent
Cody Banks the movie. But I

416
00:34:42.400 --> 00:34:47.079
did like seeing the like the spy
where iPod because it looks huge. It

417
00:34:47.079 --> 00:34:52.440
looks like a brick compared to like
our phones. I don't think anyone has

418
00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:57.880
iPods anymore now I did, but
it stopped working. Yeah, so I

419
00:34:57.960 --> 00:35:04.800
just love that iPod touch this.
You know this movie is super old,

420
00:35:05.519 --> 00:35:08.840
so this is like twenty years ago. But I did delight in seeing like

421
00:35:08.920 --> 00:35:15.239
these very old kind of relics being
presented as top of the line, you

422
00:35:15.320 --> 00:35:17.679
know, like, uh, look
at our spywear. Yeah, because he

423
00:35:17.719 --> 00:35:21.559
has to have he has to have
a He has a cell phone and an

424
00:35:21.559 --> 00:35:24.360
iPod, and just like nowadays,
everything would just be the like his one

425
00:35:24.400 --> 00:35:28.679
phone. Like I literally had to
pause and I was like, wait,

426
00:35:28.679 --> 00:35:34.480
why both And I was like,
oh, because cell phones like basically had

427
00:35:34.519 --> 00:35:39.159
the capabilities of a flip phone.
Like he had a sidewinder kick that you

428
00:35:39.280 --> 00:35:43.880
also get in um def Jam Battle
for New York, which is one of

429
00:35:43.880 --> 00:35:46.800
the best fighting games I've ever played, and it also has one of the

430
00:35:46.800 --> 00:35:52.599
most ridiculous plot lines where you're trying
to win a bunch of clubs away from

431
00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:58.320
Snoop Dogg, who's named Crow in
the game. Amazing, and Henry Rawlins

432
00:35:58.480 --> 00:36:04.239
is you're the guy who teaches you
all your special moves by confusingly, I

433
00:36:04.280 --> 00:36:08.639
don't know, um so anyway,
so he's let let loose in the in

434
00:36:08.719 --> 00:36:14.159
this new fancy private school, everybody
instantly knows he's a scholarship kid, and

435
00:36:14.320 --> 00:36:19.679
like, are just being real shits
about it? Um He constantly reveals that

436
00:36:19.719 --> 00:36:24.159
he knows way too much about Natalie. Oh worst ways. Yeah, she'll

437
00:36:24.199 --> 00:36:28.920
be like I love horses and he
goes, I know, and she's like,

438
00:36:28.960 --> 00:36:31.559
how do you know that? Like? Um He's like, I guess

439
00:36:31.599 --> 00:36:36.960
that you're a horse girl. Yeah. So then her friends are doing right

440
00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:40.599
by her but keeping her away from
this man who knows too much um at

441
00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:45.639
though he also once again has the
flirting skills of a young Francoda, where

442
00:36:45.639 --> 00:36:49.760
he says, Oh, you're holding
a bunch of books. I like books.

443
00:36:50.199 --> 00:36:52.960
Also we forgot in the Q scene, he gets a pair of low

444
00:36:53.079 --> 00:37:00.320
level X ray sunglasses, where he
immediately uses them to ogle Angi harm into

445
00:37:00.320 --> 00:37:05.079
the point where she has to cover
her breasts and I'm just like horrible,

446
00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:10.440
it's so horrible. Why movie,
Why Andy Harmon's are better? Frankie Munez

447
00:37:10.440 --> 00:37:15.679
deserve better? And then they put
parental controls on it later. Why weren't

448
00:37:15.679 --> 00:37:22.760
the parental controls on from the beginning? Because Daryl Hamn's scientist character like scientist

449
00:37:22.800 --> 00:37:31.639
in Vendor character is so bizarre like
and also why couldn't they just like recognize

450
00:37:31.719 --> 00:37:38.400
metal Why did they need to recognize
like bro's ears and underwear like I don't

451
00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:43.480
know. I don't think there's ever
going to be a Brozi ear that's going

452
00:37:43.559 --> 00:37:46.760
to like us. Well. I
remember there's that Machette too, where Sophie

453
00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:52.880
vir Gara has a like gatlin gun
bra. But like it's just so confused.

454
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:57.760
I think, Yeah, you don't
need to know if someone has underwire

455
00:37:57.800 --> 00:38:01.280
and they're bra or not. It's
just not No one's gonna like store nanobots

456
00:38:01.320 --> 00:38:06.639
against their skin because the nanobots science
seems to change all over the place,

457
00:38:06.639 --> 00:38:09.920
and the nanobots just eat whatever they
want, including humans. Yeah, as

458
00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:16.360
we will see later. Yeah.
So, so he's not doing well in

459
00:38:16.360 --> 00:38:22.559
the private school. So when they
bring him back to teach him how to

460
00:38:22.599 --> 00:38:28.320
flirt, I died inside a little
bit. It's so uncomfortable. It's this

461
00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:35.840
room, this like cia room full
of grown ups watching him like try to

462
00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:43.480
flirt with a woman that is dressed
like very provocatively. He can't. And

463
00:38:43.519 --> 00:38:49.039
then they're like dyl Hammond's character says, don't say I never did anything for

464
00:38:49.239 --> 00:38:54.119
you and has a hologram. Wait, am I confusing this? There is

465
00:38:54.119 --> 00:38:58.360
a real life woman, right?
No, Like at first they're all just

466
00:38:58.519 --> 00:39:04.440
yelling instructions at they're all yelling instructions
at Cody Banks, like one woman's like,

467
00:39:04.960 --> 00:39:07.400
this is how hyenas like fall in
love with each other. And then

468
00:39:07.559 --> 00:39:10.199
this guy's like, you need to
be generals, like you need to be

469
00:39:10.239 --> 00:39:14.280
stern and commanding. Also I want
to point out, though, this general

470
00:39:14.280 --> 00:39:16.760
who's yelling at him to be stern
in commanding with women is the only one

471
00:39:16.800 --> 00:39:22.159
who said, like why are we
using children to fight? Which is a

472
00:39:22.199 --> 00:39:27.760
good question. And Daryl Hammond's like
talking about his dead dad. It's really

473
00:39:27.840 --> 00:39:30.800
weird. And then they bring in
the hologram lady. That's a lady that's

474
00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:37.719
dressed very provocatively and he can't flirt
with her either, but it's not a

475
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:43.920
scenario he would ever be in because
it's a full grown woman hologram saying like

476
00:39:44.039 --> 00:39:49.239
weird suggestive stuff to him, as
everybody just watches, like I don't know

477
00:39:49.400 --> 00:39:53.639
what they told Keith David was happening
in that film, like in that part

478
00:39:53.639 --> 00:40:01.199
of the film, but he looks
delighted, like what is that character's motivation?

479
00:40:01.760 --> 00:40:06.679
I'm watching a fifteen year old flirt
with a hologram. This is amazing,

480
00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:12.320
Like it sucks. I'm real into
this is Keuthe David's character. I'm

481
00:40:12.400 --> 00:40:16.440
really out into this is actual cute, David, like it was horrible.

482
00:40:16.559 --> 00:40:23.760
Okay, so that's my fourth rewrite
advice. Cut this scene entirely. This

483
00:40:23.800 --> 00:40:29.679
scene didn't help him flirt better.
He just goes back to school and talks

484
00:40:30.360 --> 00:40:34.880
to what's her name, Natalie,
Yes, Natalie, like a normal person.

485
00:40:35.480 --> 00:40:38.400
What happens works. What happens is
they're like, you know what,

486
00:40:39.079 --> 00:40:43.079
the officials of the school are like, you know what, it's good for

487
00:40:43.199 --> 00:40:47.760
children to hang up banners thirty feet
in the air on our rickety ladder.

488
00:40:49.239 --> 00:40:53.239
So no, I don't supervision at
all. We do not have crowd staff

489
00:40:53.239 --> 00:40:58.920
that could do this. Just sending
that girl up there, friend, not

490
00:40:59.039 --> 00:41:01.719
spotting her, not going to do
anything. She's just gonna fall, wrench

491
00:41:01.800 --> 00:41:06.280
her angle, fall off this ladder
and what are you gonna do? Oh?

492
00:41:06.320 --> 00:41:10.320
Hopefully Agent Cody Banks will save her, and he does so. Then

493
00:41:10.519 --> 00:41:15.239
they are hanging out in the nurse's
office and he's doing his best to like

494
00:41:15.320 --> 00:41:19.679
talk to her like a normal person, and it actually is working. She

495
00:41:19.760 --> 00:41:23.199
invites into her birthday party and then
Angie Harmon comes in dresses a nurse and

496
00:41:23.239 --> 00:41:28.519
it's like VI the way shouldn't invite
him to your birthday party and it's super

497
00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:32.639
weird and everyone's weirded out. Okay, fifth piece of rewrite advice. We

498
00:41:32.679 --> 00:41:37.599
don't need any of the surveillance van
stuff. It's gonna help your budget,

499
00:41:37.800 --> 00:41:40.280
it's gonna help the plot. Every
time they cut to the surveillance van,

500
00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:45.119
I was like, why, it's
not funny, it doesn't help the plot.

501
00:41:45.400 --> 00:41:49.679
Why is any of that there?
I would say, keep the surveillance

502
00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:53.079
van stuff. But like five more
rootwrites, because like they what they should

503
00:41:53.079 --> 00:41:59.920
have done is as those characters don't
even have names. Besides Angie Harmon,

504
00:42:00.519 --> 00:42:05.519
one of the man's names is surveillance
man Man. Okay, well, this

505
00:42:05.599 --> 00:42:08.320
is like one of the best parts
of the first ant Man movie is when

506
00:42:08.920 --> 00:42:13.960
Scott is trying to break into the
Avenger's compound and you just keep cutting back

507
00:42:13.960 --> 00:42:20.760
to um Hank and Hank and Hope
just like like critiquing what he's doing,

508
00:42:21.239 --> 00:42:22.920
just a man. With this scene
where you just see Angie Harmon, like

509
00:42:23.199 --> 00:42:25.800
they cut back to Angie Harmon,
She's like, well, that's just like

510
00:42:25.920 --> 00:42:30.199
serial killer thing to say, and
just like at a certain point he says

511
00:42:30.199 --> 00:42:34.199
something else and like they cut back
to her. She's like slowly banging her

512
00:42:34.239 --> 00:42:37.199
head against the desk. We like, because she has to deal with this

513
00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:42.840
like terrible, you know, Lothario. I mean, but what you're talking

514
00:42:42.840 --> 00:42:47.199
about is an entirely different movie actually
has jokes. That's what I'm saying.

515
00:42:49.440 --> 00:42:52.760
The savans Man could work with rewrites. We have to keep moving, we

516
00:42:52.840 --> 00:42:59.239
have to get to this Bonker's party. Oh my god, I'm so mad

517
00:42:59.280 --> 00:43:05.280
at this movie. How lacking in
jokes. It iss. He's so in

518
00:43:05.320 --> 00:43:10.320
the weed with Cody Banks. I
really can't. I'm so admired. I

519
00:43:10.400 --> 00:43:14.960
can't get out of it because I'm
just like, why, well, this

520
00:43:15.039 --> 00:43:17.199
is this is the I'm sorry.
I think this movie had a lot of

521
00:43:17.239 --> 00:43:22.239
studio intervention. Oh definitely, this
is definitely like I would say, this

522
00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:28.280
is like like a mister Deed's level
of like studio intervention and the like where

523
00:43:28.559 --> 00:43:30.360
because this is what this The humor
in this movie reminds me of, Like

524
00:43:30.440 --> 00:43:35.159
there are things you can point at
in this movie, like Asian Cody Banks

525
00:43:35.159 --> 00:43:38.599
staring at Andrew Herman's chest until she
covers her breasts, and and so you

526
00:43:38.639 --> 00:43:43.039
know, somebody was like, ha, that's a joke. And meanwhile anybody

527
00:43:43.199 --> 00:43:45.079
with an actual sense of humor is
just like, that's not a joke,

528
00:43:45.239 --> 00:43:50.760
that's just him being gross. Just
like in mister Deed's there's a part where

529
00:43:51.039 --> 00:43:55.760
the evil reporter who's not went on
a writer like tells the evil rich guy

530
00:43:55.880 --> 00:44:00.159
to meet him in the showers,
and like, the rich guy comes the

531
00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:05.159
showers and the evil reporter is just
ship like soaping up his butt, and

532
00:44:05.440 --> 00:44:08.360
like the evil guys like, can
you stop soaping up your ass for five

533
00:44:08.400 --> 00:44:12.239
seconds to talk to me? And
I'm like, somebody thought that was a

534
00:44:12.320 --> 00:44:15.719
joke. Somebody was it would be
funny at this guy just get awkwardly putting

535
00:44:15.719 --> 00:44:19.679
soap on his butt through this entire
conversation and you're like, it's not these

536
00:44:19.719 --> 00:44:25.840
are not jokes, Like this is
just horrible early auds writing where Norm McDonald

537
00:44:27.000 --> 00:44:32.800
isn't mister Deed's right, I think
yes, I think he is. Okay

538
00:44:32.840 --> 00:44:37.719
that it would be my fix for
the surveillance fan. You get rid of

539
00:44:37.760 --> 00:44:43.519
the two surveillance guys who are not
given any jokes except for the one guy

540
00:44:43.599 --> 00:44:49.920
farts. Put a Norm McDonald there, Yeah, um so, because she

541
00:44:50.079 --> 00:44:54.519
would just roast aging Cody Banks and
it would be so funny and so dry.

542
00:44:54.880 --> 00:45:00.400
Yeah, and it would add a
levity that this movie so needs.

543
00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:07.840
It's so leaden and just there's like
no fun. It's like this movie heard

544
00:45:07.880 --> 00:45:12.559
about fun. There's someone else and
they're like, Okay, I got it,

545
00:45:12.719 --> 00:45:15.280
but they don't get it. They
didn't get it at all. Okay,

546
00:45:15.480 --> 00:45:20.880
So yes, please continue now that
I have registered my complaint with the

547
00:45:20.920 --> 00:45:28.159
surveilantan. Well, by the way, there is there's a scene where the

548
00:45:28.199 --> 00:45:30.960
CIA, dressed in hazmat suits,
feels the need to do Cody's chores and

549
00:45:31.119 --> 00:45:37.599
his essay. I was so fucking
confused because again I was on my phone

550
00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:42.679
and I looked up and I was
like, are they robbing parrots because they

551
00:45:42.800 --> 00:45:45.599
run out with like sacks and stuff. And I was like, I don't

552
00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:47.840
even care. I'm like finally when
the parrots came in and they're like,

553
00:45:49.360 --> 00:45:52.840
oh, this private school it's so
great, I was like, you're not

554
00:45:52.159 --> 00:45:57.079
weirded out. I would be weirded
out. I would be like, my

555
00:45:57.119 --> 00:46:00.000
son's been gone for three days,
he came home. Wait, is it

556
00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:04.639
it's not a sleepaway school? Right? I don't think so, because if

557
00:46:04.679 --> 00:46:08.079
it was that we get a roommate
character. Oh, that's true. Okay,

558
00:46:08.599 --> 00:46:14.960
another rewrite roommate character. You remove
him from the family home altogether.

559
00:46:15.519 --> 00:46:20.480
There is no reason that Cody Banks
still needs to be in the town.

560
00:46:20.679 --> 00:46:24.639
The family is not going to kind
of come into play at all. So

561
00:46:24.760 --> 00:46:30.239
okay, but please proceed or we're
at the party now right. Yeah.

562
00:46:30.800 --> 00:46:35.719
So the party has a ice sculpture
horse, which I really enjoyed. It

563
00:46:35.880 --> 00:46:39.280
is like they're around a pool,
but they're all dressed fancy because it's a

564
00:46:39.400 --> 00:46:45.599
Las Vegas theme. Yeah, they
are playing with like play money for like

565
00:46:45.679 --> 00:46:55.519
blackjack and roulette and whatnot. Cody
gives Ian mcshane's henchman is also playing roulette,

566
00:46:57.119 --> 00:47:00.679
which is really weird because it's all
children. And then this grizzled man,

567
00:47:01.519 --> 00:47:06.800
yes that has we didn't even mention. Would you say his name was

568
00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:15.559
Hairley Marley. It's Jacob Marley from
the Christmas Carol. He has from one

569
00:47:15.679 --> 00:47:21.719
ear to another a scar to indicate
this someone tried to cut his throat.

570
00:47:22.280 --> 00:47:25.280
Yes, this is a man that
is just circulating with these private school kids

571
00:47:25.639 --> 00:47:32.360
at this like uti pool party.
Yeah. So, um, Cody Banks

572
00:47:32.440 --> 00:47:37.119
is like, hey, let's just
play money. So Cody goes cuts a

573
00:47:37.159 --> 00:47:42.079
hole into the side of like,
okay, oh, Frank, we don't

574
00:47:42.079 --> 00:47:47.079
need to forgureget that. He gave
Natalie a hideous necklace that simultaneously as she

575
00:47:47.199 --> 00:47:51.519
said, oh, I love it, it's beautiful, I said, hey,

576
00:47:51.599 --> 00:47:53.719
he is because it is. It's
an ugly necklace and it has a

577
00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:58.800
tracker in it. Once again,
funny thing. I'm gonna say, Hey,

578
00:47:58.840 --> 00:48:00.960
that's just pure Cody Banks. He's
like, I got a huge rack

579
00:48:00.039 --> 00:48:07.239
of you. I wouldn't doubt it. And this whole thing barely come into

580
00:48:07.239 --> 00:48:12.199
play again. It's like, obviously
it's being planted, but it doesn't even

581
00:48:12.280 --> 00:48:15.920
matter. So um and I basically
I was like, well, we know

582
00:48:16.079 --> 00:48:20.800
she's getting kidnapps, like we all
can see it coming. Um so.

583
00:48:22.039 --> 00:48:29.599
Um. Cody writes a cage that
for some reason they have down to like

584
00:48:29.679 --> 00:48:35.480
this lower level because the um because
apparently doctor Connors bought a house on the

585
00:48:35.480 --> 00:48:42.239
cliffs so he could live on the
edge. Um So. Cody infiltrates the

586
00:48:42.280 --> 00:48:46.440
secret demonstration of like watching the nano
machines, and I could not stop thinking

587
00:48:46.440 --> 00:48:53.360
about Metager solid revengeance and the president
going nano machines. Son, M Yeah,

588
00:48:53.400 --> 00:48:55.559
I had no idea what them and
when you texted it to me.

589
00:48:57.000 --> 00:49:00.599
Also, I feel like they just
did not bother to flesh out the doctor

590
00:49:00.679 --> 00:49:05.679
Connor's character, because he is both
simultaneously obsessed with work but also has this

591
00:49:05.760 --> 00:49:09.760
beautiful palatial home and is not present
at all for his daughter's birthday. He's

592
00:49:09.800 --> 00:49:15.679
just like in the lab with the
evil villain who's like forcing him to preprogram

593
00:49:15.079 --> 00:49:19.039
Nano Watts. I mean, I
could really done, Like I was just

594
00:49:19.079 --> 00:49:22.599
thinking about Donald Pleasance from Puma Man, I could have really done with Donald

595
00:49:22.599 --> 00:49:27.400
Pleasance the machine McShane wasting his time
on this anyway. Yeah, My other

596
00:49:27.480 --> 00:49:31.960
question is why did they include the
driver's ed scene at all? I completely

597
00:49:32.159 --> 00:49:36.840
forgot forgot. I was like,
I knew there was something that embarrassed Cody

598
00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:44.880
Banks because he's pulling a bunch of
like so there's a horrendously racist caricature of

599
00:49:44.920 --> 00:49:52.360
a driver's ed instructor, you know, and it is awful and the like.

600
00:49:52.639 --> 00:49:57.400
We get to see Cody doing all
his sick secret agent driving, but

601
00:49:57.480 --> 00:50:02.079
it is unnecessary and just couldn't.
Like, that's my note, your sixth

602
00:50:02.119 --> 00:50:07.400
note, get rid of the driving
instructor scene or make it less horrendously racist.

603
00:50:07.480 --> 00:50:12.559
I mean, here's the other part. We never understand why Natalie's like,

604
00:50:13.239 --> 00:50:17.000
I have to get a license for
my dad. Why this man who

605
00:50:17.039 --> 00:50:27.199
owns this palatial estate can't hire a
driver. Yeah, so no jokes,

606
00:50:27.239 --> 00:50:30.840
there are no jokes. Once again, somebody thought that driver thing was hysterical

607
00:50:31.000 --> 00:50:35.599
and they kept it in the Film's
so bad. I mean, at that

608
00:50:35.639 --> 00:50:37.719
point, do you just blame it
on the director? I didn't recognize the

609
00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:42.960
director's name, but I like,
I think you can safely blame it on

610
00:50:43.000 --> 00:50:45.960
the director. I mean, if
there was a place i'd flex my right

611
00:50:46.039 --> 00:50:52.239
to refusal, it is that scene. Yeah, so Cody steals and again

612
00:50:52.320 --> 00:50:55.440
I was checking my phone, so
I was like only half present. I

613
00:50:55.519 --> 00:50:59.719
was like, what is happening and
why is this man? Yeah, like

614
00:51:00.119 --> 00:51:05.280
it's happening. So, um,
Cody steals an ice cube, brings it

615
00:51:05.320 --> 00:51:08.599
back to the CIA. He's okay, we need to specify the nanobuts are

616
00:51:08.639 --> 00:51:14.679
in the ice cub just steal an
ice cube in his shoes right now breathing.

617
00:51:15.159 --> 00:51:19.400
I know that we have maligned Cody
Banks and really like dug into the

618
00:51:19.400 --> 00:51:22.719
fact that he's a weirdo. But
like, the nanobuts are transported in ice

619
00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:28.280
cubes. So when the ice melts, the nanobots devour whatever they're touching,

620
00:51:28.559 --> 00:51:31.920
which is the worst. You say
so confidently you were like Cody Banks steel

621
00:51:31.920 --> 00:51:40.440
an ice cube and then leaves like
not even in a container, just open

622
00:51:40.559 --> 00:51:45.280
ice cubes, like like the pin. Paan brought this up about frosting the

623
00:51:45.320 --> 00:51:50.280
Snowman where they're just like he's not
even made of like sand, like if

624
00:51:50.320 --> 00:51:52.440
it gets above I don't know,
like thirty, like he's in trouble.

625
00:51:52.800 --> 00:51:59.480
So like what is the like why
an ice cube is the most easily destroyed

626
00:51:59.519 --> 00:52:04.519
substance. I mean, I don't
know. It doesn't make any sense.

627
00:52:04.960 --> 00:52:12.039
There are constant temperature problems in this
movie where the nanobots are threatening to kind

628
00:52:12.079 --> 00:52:15.559
of devour everyone all of the time. Yeah. I think there's a Michael

629
00:52:15.559 --> 00:52:20.599
Crichton novel called Prey where it's just
like everybody's running away from a bunch of

630
00:52:20.679 --> 00:52:30.679
Nani machine a cloud of Nani machines. Anyway, Um so so they take

631
00:52:30.159 --> 00:52:37.000
agent Cody Banks. He messes up, well, some he messed up somehow

632
00:52:37.000 --> 00:52:49.119
he fell, his sticky shoes don't
work and he falls into the what's it

633
00:52:49.159 --> 00:52:53.599
called when there's the laser the motion
detectors and sets them off, and doctor

634
00:52:53.760 --> 00:52:59.920
Connors is like probably a boog who
cares, and um, I Michine,

635
00:53:00.000 --> 00:53:05.599
who's clearly very invested in this project, is like I care and sends Marley

636
00:53:05.960 --> 00:53:12.960
to go check his henchman and they
see that it's Asian Cody Banks, and

637
00:53:13.400 --> 00:53:20.039
um, everything kind of like goes
poko crazy. Well okay, Well,

638
00:53:20.840 --> 00:53:23.519
he comes outside, sees a bunch
of ducks that are just hanging out.

639
00:53:24.079 --> 00:53:29.400
Oh right, and he's like ducks
and just walks away a proposed nothing.

640
00:53:29.440 --> 00:53:36.400
He's like ducks. Um. So
so they take Asian Cody Banks off of

641
00:53:36.400 --> 00:53:38.679
the case and they're like stay away
from Natalie and he's like all right,

642
00:53:39.360 --> 00:53:45.960
um, and they take away his
little badge that's a CIA and it's literally

643
00:53:46.000 --> 00:53:52.920
a key card. Yeah. Um. He uh is just hanging out at

644
00:53:52.960 --> 00:53:59.159
home and Natalie shows up and she's
like, let's go to let's go get

645
00:53:59.199 --> 00:54:02.960
some food or whatever. Um,
and his little brother's like, oh man,

646
00:54:04.159 --> 00:54:07.000
she's hot. Yeah. And then
he's like, by the way,

647
00:54:07.000 --> 00:54:12.599
I work on on my four one
K did you say that? No?

648
00:54:12.880 --> 00:54:15.000
But like, you know, if
we're gonna have this child act like an

649
00:54:15.000 --> 00:54:17.320
adult, you should have a four
one kg. Here I am being like,

650
00:54:17.920 --> 00:54:24.280
was there an actual joke? No, No, Frank was just lying

651
00:54:24.280 --> 00:54:29.719
to me. You know who probably
retired at age twenty five, Poppy,

652
00:54:30.599 --> 00:54:35.960
it's true. Pobby from Fired Up, a teen movie we actually liked and

653
00:54:36.159 --> 00:54:40.760
I was not mad at the entire
time, and has so much homoerotic sub

654
00:54:42.000 --> 00:54:49.920
not even subtags tax yeah I did
you. Pobby also married like married young

655
00:54:50.320 --> 00:54:54.199
and married like well and then something
happened to her husband. Oh for sure.

656
00:54:55.159 --> 00:55:00.159
Bobby definitely has like murdered documentaries made
about her where it's like, well,

657
00:55:00.159 --> 00:55:07.119
we can't prove anything, but there
are suspicions. She she goes on

658
00:55:07.159 --> 00:55:10.280
them just to todd the podcasters.
Well, she goes on the podcast and

659
00:55:10.360 --> 00:55:14.639
she's like like, yeah, what
are you gonna do about it? Where's

660
00:55:14.639 --> 00:55:17.800
the evidence? And then not even
that, she just says like more cryptic

661
00:55:17.880 --> 00:55:22.800
stuff to give them like fodder for
the next you know, ten years,

662
00:55:22.159 --> 00:55:28.880
and she's like I get a cut. Yeah. So anyway, um,

663
00:55:29.119 --> 00:55:34.079
so a bunch of the bad guys
show up to kidnap Natalie um Cody Beck

664
00:55:34.159 --> 00:55:38.880
couldn't stop thinking about that Saturday Science
Oh my gosh, Mystery Science Theater where

665
00:55:38.880 --> 00:55:45.480
it's like, um, Natalie,
can you hear me? No, she

666
00:55:45.639 --> 00:55:53.800
thinks you're yelling gladly. Oh yeah, soultaker. Um, so this isn't

667
00:55:53.920 --> 00:56:00.159
this could be actually good fight scene, like you know it's companently done are

668
00:56:00.199 --> 00:56:07.440
the early auts? Um? And
then um they take Natalie. Then there's

669
00:56:07.559 --> 00:56:13.159
a fleet of van. Like Cody
shows back up at home. He's all

670
00:56:13.199 --> 00:56:16.679
beat up and like his parents are
like where were you? And he's like,

671
00:56:16.760 --> 00:56:21.280
I got jumped by bullies and they're
like, where's Natalie And he's just

672
00:56:21.320 --> 00:56:24.920
like he's like it's complicated. And
then they ground him and I'm just bizarre

673
00:56:25.159 --> 00:56:30.679
because there is a point where they
have him on the floor of like the

674
00:56:30.679 --> 00:56:36.960
CIA van. It is a brutal
shot. He looks dead, like his

675
00:56:37.559 --> 00:56:43.440
face is bruised in purple. He
appears to be unconscious. It is too

676
00:56:43.920 --> 00:56:50.159
much for this children's mill. What
if Frankie Munez children. If I don't

677
00:56:50.159 --> 00:56:52.639
want to Frankie as his parents,
I'd be upset by this scene. Oh

678
00:56:52.639 --> 00:56:54.039
my god, it's so funny.
You're like in the world where I am

679
00:56:54.039 --> 00:57:00.880
Frankie Munez's son, Like it doesn't
matter that he'ser than me, I'm his

680
00:57:00.960 --> 00:57:04.320
son. Well, it reminds me
of like the people who played the twins

681
00:57:04.760 --> 00:57:07.400
like on Harry Potter, Like,
you know, one of them dies in

682
00:57:07.440 --> 00:57:13.639
the movie, and like apparently his
brother was so upset even just picturing his

683
00:57:13.760 --> 00:57:19.280
brother dead that he like was not
okay for a while. Yes, it's

684
00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:23.280
very upsetting. So seeing that shot
of him, I was like, oh

685
00:57:23.320 --> 00:57:27.320
wow, this is like pretty brutal. And then he goes home and his

686
00:57:27.440 --> 00:57:30.800
parents are like like, you're late, you're grounded. And then later when

687
00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:37.239
he's going to sneak out and his
mom goes in to be like, hey,

688
00:57:37.519 --> 00:57:38.880
you know, maybe I was too
hard on you. Well, yeah

689
00:57:38.920 --> 00:57:45.719
you were. You don't seem to
care that he was assaulted. Yeah,

690
00:57:45.760 --> 00:57:47.800
it doesn't matter if it's by other
kids or not. It was like really

691
00:57:47.920 --> 00:57:54.920
rough. Okay, seventh fixed for
this movie. He just does not They

692
00:57:54.920 --> 00:57:58.679
could have done it in like a
comedic way, right, like he just

693
00:57:58.679 --> 00:58:02.880
gets knocked out ly or something and
comes to like fairly unharmed, Like we

694
00:58:02.920 --> 00:58:07.559
didn't need to see him brutalized.
Well we see him getting punched in the

695
00:58:07.599 --> 00:58:13.039
phase by an adult. It's terrible, Like and I'm I'm also thinking about

696
00:58:13.039 --> 00:58:15.320
it, like like you know what
the why we put people in the military

697
00:58:15.360 --> 00:58:20.119
when they're eighteens because their bodies are
fully developed and they're strong enough, not

698
00:58:20.280 --> 00:58:24.400
when they're small children like the old
Like I don't have kids, and I

699
00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:28.599
probably will never have kids, but
like I'm getting the point where I just

700
00:58:28.639 --> 00:58:36.559
see like children and teenagers like you
need protection, like because apparently there are

701
00:58:36.599 --> 00:58:40.440
no rules in the CIA. Yeah, I mean there are no The CIA

702
00:58:40.519 --> 00:58:44.719
has to like sign off on a
movie like this. They throws their name

703
00:58:44.760 --> 00:58:49.079
around so much. Well, I'm
sure they probably like a lot, you

704
00:58:49.079 --> 00:58:52.320
know, a lot of them,
uh, like anything that has a favorable

705
00:58:52.440 --> 00:58:54.239
I don't. I don't know about
this movie, but I know Avengers and

706
00:58:54.360 --> 00:58:59.599
other movies like got money from the
army from what making them look favorable.

707
00:58:59.800 --> 00:59:04.280
Transformers gets a lot of money from
the army, um Man, because like

708
00:59:04.320 --> 00:59:06.840
they're like, yeah, the army
can totally take down to septicons, And

709
00:59:06.880 --> 00:59:08.599
I'm like, so, what is
the threat of the septicons? Then our

710
00:59:08.719 --> 00:59:15.519
army is very big and very well
funded, and we can The other part

711
00:59:15.679 --> 00:59:20.599
is in those movies, are we
supposed to believe that the Transformers are enlisted?

712
00:59:21.639 --> 00:59:23.760
Well, yes, the Transformers fault
in World War Two for America in

713
00:59:23.840 --> 00:59:30.119
England. Um there they'd like enlisted, Yes there was a Transformer or d

714
00:59:30.199 --> 00:59:38.639
J anyway, Oh my god,
I'll never forgive you for saying Optimus brival

715
00:59:38.679 --> 00:59:47.320
to me. Well, I know
you're cryptonite. Now it burns me every

716
00:59:47.360 --> 00:59:52.400
time I see this stupid preview,
I'm like, I hate it. What

717
00:59:52.480 --> 00:59:55.880
about does black arachne I make you
just as angry? What is that?

718
00:59:57.000 --> 01:00:00.360
I don't even know what that is. That's that's the sexy a Um,

719
01:00:00.400 --> 01:00:07.480
you're just saying nonsense words. Now, No, she's okay. No,

720
01:00:08.440 --> 01:00:13.760
also a Transformer. Don't care?
I don't care, Okay, So I

721
01:00:13.840 --> 01:00:19.320
win by not caring. So like
Cody has to take back all Why do

722
01:00:19.480 --> 01:00:23.320
all these spies have un like locked
up spy gear, Like it's the same

723
01:00:23.360 --> 01:00:28.360
thing and barely lethal. Where the
small child in the house with playing with

724
01:00:28.400 --> 01:00:31.880
like a taser? You know,
this is how excellence happened. It's not

725
01:00:31.920 --> 01:00:36.360
good. I will you know what
I'm gonna give Cody Banks this. So

726
01:00:36.440 --> 01:00:38.519
I see a spy movie with actual
gadgets, I'm like, just like,

727
01:00:38.599 --> 01:00:40.920
our main gadget is a lot of
guns that should not be in the hands

728
01:00:40.960 --> 01:00:45.840
of teenagers. But the dev's are
not teenagers. They're full grown adults like

729
01:00:46.440 --> 01:00:52.400
Dev's. Dev's wins just for not
having child soldiers than I mean, thank

730
01:00:52.440 --> 01:00:58.400
you for coming around to my way
of seeing things. So Cody Banks comes

731
01:00:58.400 --> 01:01:02.159
home. His brother is playing with
like his spy game boy or whatever,

732
01:01:02.960 --> 01:01:08.119
and Cody Banks frees out and he's
like, that's top secret, super special,

733
01:01:08.280 --> 01:01:10.920
and his brother is like, what, I'm just playing with it.

734
01:01:10.920 --> 01:01:15.239
It's fine. Also, he is
using the spy phone to talk to his

735
01:01:15.360 --> 01:01:21.599
friend, and then Cody Banks sees
a red light flickering on the game Boy

736
01:01:21.719 --> 01:01:22.960
and he's like, what's that and
his brother's like, I don't know,

737
01:01:23.039 --> 01:01:29.519
the battery's dying. It turns out
it's the creeper tracker he put on Natalie,

738
01:01:29.719 --> 01:01:35.039
and so now he can go trace
her. Angie Herman's character figures out

739
01:01:35.079 --> 01:01:39.000
this is happening. They have a
run in no like, they figure out

740
01:01:39.000 --> 01:01:46.199
that he's going out there after he
just how dare you send me a picture

741
01:01:46.400 --> 01:01:53.960
of a lady Transformer? She's very
pretty? Um um. He walks back

742
01:01:54.000 --> 01:02:00.280
into the CIA um just cash,
and the guard is like, I don't

743
01:02:00.280 --> 01:02:06.840
need to keep you out. He
steals a jet, a jet snowboard and

744
01:02:06.920 --> 01:02:10.519
some other things and then he just
goes to a bunch of He also steals

745
01:02:10.320 --> 01:02:14.840
this electric car which I knew the
CIA was keeping the cars from us,

746
01:02:15.599 --> 01:02:22.199
and drives to the like drives to
this dock or whatever, and we don't

747
01:02:22.320 --> 01:02:24.639
I don't understand how this happened because
he gave all his cash to his little

748
01:02:24.679 --> 01:02:28.119
brother. But he's like, I
need to go to this point in the

749
01:02:28.239 --> 01:02:30.920
mountains and the piles, just like
he had a right small child. We'll

750
01:02:30.960 --> 01:02:35.639
do this for you, and they
just fly him into the mountains and then

751
01:02:35.719 --> 01:02:38.079
he like. That's when Keith David's
like, you, Angie Harmon, you

752
01:02:38.159 --> 01:02:42.199
need to get Cody Banks back,
and she's like, should I bring a

753
01:02:42.280 --> 01:02:45.840
gun or anything else? And keep
David's like, no, why would you

754
01:02:45.920 --> 01:02:49.920
bring a gun? And it's like
even though we know everybody else has guns,

755
01:02:50.880 --> 01:02:52.760
because I'm thinking people shoot at Cody
Banks when he's in the air ducks.

756
01:02:53.159 --> 01:02:58.599
Um. I mean, imagine if
instead they just decide to go super

757
01:02:58.719 --> 01:03:04.280
dark with this scene needs like put
them down. I mean, I don't

758
01:03:04.320 --> 01:03:07.519
think after the way this movie has
behaved around children and what is appropriate around

759
01:03:07.599 --> 01:03:15.679
children, I wouldn't be surprised the
head of the CIA word a killing shot

760
01:03:15.480 --> 01:03:20.719
the last third of this movie is
just the Bourne identity Cody Bags, and

761
01:03:20.800 --> 01:03:24.039
then like where's Cody Bags And it's
like there he is, which is the

762
01:03:24.159 --> 01:03:30.199
Yes, happens the Bourne in any
movies? Yes, exactly. It's like

763
01:03:30.360 --> 01:03:35.840
the Cody Banks was the Bourne identity
before the Bourne identity. So we get

764
01:03:36.119 --> 01:03:45.000
a snowmobiles rocket, you know,
snowboard like chase down the mountain. At

765
01:03:45.039 --> 01:03:47.280
this point I was like this movie
just needs send. I can't believe it's

766
01:03:47.280 --> 01:03:53.000
almost two hours. Snowmobilers are no
threat whatsoever. They just almost immediately just

767
01:03:53.079 --> 01:04:00.400
get knocked off their snowboard or snowmobiles
and die or whatever. And like then,

768
01:04:00.679 --> 01:04:05.480
yet casualties is not a thing Nobody
cares. Then, um, Cody

769
01:04:05.519 --> 01:04:12.039
Banks, thanks rogue agent. Cody
Banks lands on a tree, his snowboard

770
01:04:12.079 --> 01:04:15.559
gets stuck up there. Angie Harmon
arrives and what can only be described as

771
01:04:15.599 --> 01:04:25.920
a g I Joe helicopter backpack.
It is some absolute inspector gadget foolishness.

772
01:04:27.320 --> 01:04:31.079
Um. So like she's like,
I'm here to all see your rescue,

773
01:04:31.119 --> 01:04:33.519
Natalie. I'm not here to just
bring you back home, and he's like

774
01:04:33.679 --> 01:04:38.960
hell yeah. And then once again
we get another thing where they're going like

775
01:04:39.039 --> 01:04:43.320
she's going to basically like hook him
around the waist, and she tells him

776
01:04:43.360 --> 01:04:45.760
to turn around so he won't have
his face just locked Harlie in her chest

777
01:04:46.159 --> 01:04:51.679
once again, they fly to and
then the boys are back in town place.

778
01:04:53.320 --> 01:04:59.679
Yeah it didn't, but I was
like, oh, man, he's

779
01:04:59.679 --> 01:05:02.320
just oh with it. But I
much better would it have been if the

780
01:05:02.360 --> 01:05:08.000
boys are back in town played?
I mean, the boys are back in

781
01:05:08.079 --> 01:05:13.760
town always kind of makes any movie
better, exactly. I was flagging so

782
01:05:14.159 --> 01:05:18.840
hard. Even if like someone had
just pressed play on their phone and I

783
01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:24.360
heard the boys are back in town
while watching this scene, I would have

784
01:05:24.440 --> 01:05:26.880
felt better. It would have given
me a second win. But Alasta,

785
01:05:26.920 --> 01:05:30.239
that did not happen. So I
was just like, oh, this is

786
01:05:30.320 --> 01:05:33.199
just never gonna end. Well,
well, there's like fifteen minutes left in

787
01:05:33.239 --> 01:05:38.199
the movie at this point to wrap
it up, much like the cia Ian

788
01:05:38.320 --> 01:05:41.599
mcshane's Doomed Fortress, because there's no
other words for what this thing is.

789
01:05:42.639 --> 01:05:50.599
Um just he They just sneak in
really easy. Um. They have Natalie

790
01:05:50.719 --> 01:05:56.519
and what can only be described as
a dome that's not plaid. Um,

791
01:05:56.679 --> 01:06:01.079
it's not it's just it's like those
like play lastic domes they put over things

792
01:06:01.159 --> 01:06:05.320
in movies to keep them in and
Cody Banks just runs right into it,

793
01:06:05.440 --> 01:06:11.800
closing the door behind him and like
knocks her behind like runs and just behind

794
01:06:11.840 --> 01:06:17.199
the couch, and Natalie does one
of the worst things in any movie where

795
01:06:17.280 --> 01:06:23.679
she is just like wants super rate
him about like the fact that he lied

796
01:06:23.719 --> 01:06:28.119
to her and all these things,
when there's other things going on and she

797
01:06:28.199 --> 01:06:30.039
wants to know why. She's like, but I have to know why.

798
01:06:30.360 --> 01:06:35.880
And it's like, well, you've
been abducted, and um, you know

799
01:06:36.280 --> 01:06:43.880
you're now being held. Maybe we
can answer the why later, not now

800
01:06:44.360 --> 01:06:47.920
when you're still actively you know,
in danger. You're Collett to make sure

801
01:06:48.000 --> 01:06:53.320
your father dooms the world. So
m yeah, like, who's going to

802
01:06:53.400 --> 01:06:56.840
try to break that news to her? She's already proven herself to be a

803
01:06:56.920 --> 01:07:00.800
loose cannon. Yeah, this is
another perfect where they could play. The

804
01:07:00.800 --> 01:07:08.039
boys are backing, so Angie harmon
Um like rescues them and then they all

805
01:07:08.079 --> 01:07:13.360
immediately get captured again because why not? And what Cody runs away so um,

806
01:07:14.599 --> 01:07:18.719
then this confusing thing happens where oh, this is the point that where

807
01:07:18.760 --> 01:07:23.280
Emschane calls. At one point in
the part of the movie, e Maschane

808
01:07:23.320 --> 01:07:26.920
calls doctor Connors and know it all
a little nerd, and I laughed my

809
01:07:27.039 --> 01:07:33.079
ass off and it was very good. Um and like so Cody is out

810
01:07:33.119 --> 01:07:40.880
in the bout doing things. Um
and then um like now that says where's

811
01:07:40.920 --> 01:07:43.360
my father? And she's like,
I'm not going to tell you that.

812
01:07:43.559 --> 01:07:47.039
Bring her father here. And it's
just like kind of undercutting your threat there,

813
01:07:47.039 --> 01:07:51.920
Ian Machane, and then he grabs
one of the nano machine ice cubes

814
01:07:51.960 --> 01:08:00.159
and starts rubbing it on Hillary Dump's
head. Choices made the way this scene

815
01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:09.920
was shot are so nuts. It's
the lighting is weird. The shot is

816
01:08:09.960 --> 01:08:15.159
a super close shot of just like
different parts of her face as this ice

817
01:08:15.280 --> 01:08:19.319
cube. It's like pressed, it
gets like hard, like it's not it's

818
01:08:19.359 --> 01:08:23.439
not even like in a hokey villain
way. It's in a way that you

819
01:08:23.680 --> 01:08:29.640
know, Hillary Duff is probably uncomfortable
during this scene. It's so strange.

820
01:08:30.159 --> 01:08:32.640
Yeah, it totally took me out
of the movie because I was like,

821
01:08:33.079 --> 01:08:39.520
why is this happening, What is
happening? What is going on? Um?

822
01:08:40.720 --> 01:08:44.199
So so awkward. It looked like
she was really sweaty when it was

823
01:08:44.279 --> 01:08:48.680
happening, like it was horrible,
so Ian like, so Cody jumps up

824
01:08:48.720 --> 01:08:54.239
on top of a tall thing I
can't in describe half stuff in this basis

825
01:08:54.680 --> 01:09:00.520
and he's like to be like a
decorative arch yells let her go, and

826
01:09:00.640 --> 01:09:03.880
then like he sets off some explosives
and this is where this is. This

827
01:09:04.079 --> 01:09:09.439
movie has the highest body count of
the three spy movies we've watched, and

828
01:09:09.960 --> 01:09:16.199
like we just start seeing people dying
everywhere, and you like, he kills

829
01:09:16.439 --> 01:09:21.199
maybe three or four dozen people and
don't worry. Now that's gonna get on

830
01:09:21.239 --> 01:09:26.399
the action. Because she grabs the
ice cue from Ian McShane and then shoves

831
01:09:26.439 --> 01:09:30.239
it down his throat and then he
gets eaten alive, like he it's you

832
01:09:30.359 --> 01:09:36.079
know, the end of Raiders of
the Lost Arc and just becomes a skeleton

833
01:09:36.840 --> 01:09:40.880
and it like and I'm like,
oh good, they have something in common.

834
01:09:40.920 --> 01:09:46.159
Now they've both murdered people. But
she took me up this children's film.

835
01:09:46.880 --> 01:09:50.239
Oh don't worry, we're going to
it's gonna get even worse from here.

836
01:09:50.600 --> 01:09:55.279
So Angie, Angie Harman, Hillary
Duff, and Doctor Connors all get

837
01:09:55.319 --> 01:10:00.319
away from um Cody Banks when they
get separated from Cody Banks. They're flying

838
01:10:00.359 --> 01:10:04.079
away in a helicopter and Cody needs
to throw Nana machine ice cubes and wants

839
01:10:04.119 --> 01:10:06.760
to stop these things from eating all
the way through the mountain, eventually devouring

840
01:10:06.760 --> 01:10:12.520
another city. Doesn't matter, keep
keep the movie pushing us. He's going

841
01:10:12.600 --> 01:10:15.159
to explode the entire man, that's
how. Yeah, but they're small,

842
01:10:15.920 --> 01:10:19.199
and I figured they just keep eating
through the mountain to save themselves. They

843
01:10:19.319 --> 01:10:25.840
probably would, there's like no foresight
in this universe. Yeah, So he

844
01:10:26.399 --> 01:10:30.720
uses the Nana machines to clear a
path for the helicopter. They fly away,

845
01:10:30.840 --> 01:10:35.000
and like the music starts getting like
all violiny and like, you know,

846
01:10:35.239 --> 01:10:40.880
Corsy like, we're just going to
leave Cody Banks here to die.

847
01:10:41.399 --> 01:10:43.880
I turned to Dill and I go, what if they just kill him?

848
01:10:43.960 --> 01:10:45.800
And he said, well, there's
a sequel, and I was like,

849
01:10:45.960 --> 01:10:49.039
damn it. I mean, yeah, at the end of No Time to

850
01:10:49.159 --> 01:10:53.960
Die, Daniel Craig James Bond does
die, so apparently there was time to

851
01:10:54.039 --> 01:11:00.399
die. He's like, I got
time, but so oh. At a

852
01:11:00.520 --> 01:11:04.680
certain point, Cody Banks rides a
snow snowmobile through the base and I Texas

853
01:11:04.720 --> 01:11:08.800
Susie. This is just like the
end of Reson Evil for where at the

854
01:11:08.880 --> 01:11:14.479
end of that game, like it
can sometimes glitch as you and um actually

855
01:11:14.560 --> 01:11:17.399
get on the back of the jet
ski and you just whisk away while the

856
01:11:17.479 --> 01:11:27.920
jet ski and actually remained behind to
die. The original and I'm thinking the

857
01:11:28.000 --> 01:11:30.680
roommate keeps a lot of the same
spirit. Are some of the best games

858
01:11:30.720 --> 01:11:34.920
ever made. They're so dumb um, so you're saying they have everything that

859
01:11:35.000 --> 01:11:40.640
Cody Bank secret agent Cody Banks does
not buzzy. If you were more into

860
01:11:40.800 --> 01:11:45.800
horror and like video games that were
a bit of harder, you would love

861
01:11:45.039 --> 01:11:50.640
these games or love Resume Before because
it's awesome. Okay, Like there's a

862
01:11:50.760 --> 01:11:57.840
certain point, Um, there are
like dumb one liners. A certain point.

863
01:11:57.920 --> 01:12:01.920
This woman shows up and she's wearing
the tiniest sunglasses and the main character,

864
01:12:02.239 --> 01:12:04.880
Leon Kennedy, is like, who
is she? And then she pulls

865
01:12:04.920 --> 01:12:10.159
off her sunglasses and somebody he's met
like five or six times, he's like

866
01:12:10.319 --> 01:12:15.520
ada, and you're just like she
was wearing tiny sunglasses, Like, um,

867
01:12:15.680 --> 01:12:20.760
it is these movies. It's a
big dumb action film with like kind

868
01:12:20.840 --> 01:12:26.840
of zombies in it. They are
and there's a creep the guy you buy

869
01:12:26.920 --> 01:12:30.159
your guns and other supplies from,
as like a creep. What you apply

870
01:12:30.359 --> 01:12:36.399
in I'll apply a full a good
price stranger. Um, that sounds like

871
01:12:36.479 --> 01:12:43.000
something out of like Dark Souls.
Now Dark Souls would just be like because

872
01:12:43.159 --> 01:12:46.239
those people always the weirdest anyway,
Okay, I guess it sounds more like

873
01:12:46.319 --> 01:12:51.520
something at a Skyrim. Yeah,
kind of um sky Sky's nutty too.

874
01:12:53.000 --> 01:12:59.960
Um. So finally, Cody,
you know, Cody jumps for the helicopter

875
01:13:00.760 --> 01:13:05.960
they pull him in. Natalie screams
and looks not happy that he's on the

876
01:13:06.039 --> 01:13:12.359
helicopter, and I was like,
did Natalie want him to die? She's

877
01:13:12.399 --> 01:13:16.520
like, it wouldn't really have your
character you die. I mean, is

878
01:13:16.560 --> 01:13:21.720
he even in the sequel? Yeah, it's he is? She is?

879
01:13:21.800 --> 01:13:28.800
Not? Okay, Cody, you've
given everything for the people of Seattle.

880
01:13:29.079 --> 01:13:33.520
Not everything, Andrew Harmon not yet? What is this him saying he's gonna

881
01:13:33.600 --> 01:13:41.199
die? I'm quoting The Dark Knight
Rises? Oh okay? Yeah? And

882
01:13:41.319 --> 01:13:45.439
then do we even need to do
recommendations for this movie? I think I've

883
01:13:45.479 --> 01:13:53.680
made it clear. I kind of
recommend it, Okay, not as a

884
01:13:53.800 --> 01:13:59.279
good movie, like it's a bad
it's I would say this is a bad

885
01:13:59.479 --> 01:14:02.239
you know and in terms of the
Flophouse, I say this is a good

886
01:14:02.359 --> 01:14:08.159
bad film, you know where where
it's just like you put it on like

887
01:14:08.359 --> 01:14:11.680
Plan nine from out of Space and
you watch it to laugh at it,

888
01:14:12.239 --> 01:14:15.920
and like I will give credit to
the fact that like Angie Harmon, Frankie

889
01:14:15.960 --> 01:14:21.039
Minez and Ian Mshane are all here
to play and like it's good. It's

890
01:14:21.239 --> 01:14:25.600
that they're they're good, you know, they're they're doing the good act then.

891
01:14:26.560 --> 01:14:30.800
Um, but like everything about it
is just so buck wild and bizarre.

892
01:14:30.840 --> 01:14:34.399
Yeah, I'm surprised this movie hasn't
been mean, like meaned at like

893
01:14:34.520 --> 01:14:39.600
to death because it's just so weird. You know what I will recommend as

894
01:14:39.720 --> 01:14:43.720
just a good, good movie The
Mummy. Just watch The Mummy, like

895
01:14:44.680 --> 01:14:48.840
marvel at how hot, Brendan Frasier, Oachil Wise and um brad vis what

896
01:14:49.039 --> 01:14:51.880
is his name? I need to
look it up, the guys, and

897
01:14:53.039 --> 01:14:57.279
I'm gonna recommend Monkey Bone. Yeah, go ahead for the second week in

898
01:14:57.319 --> 01:15:00.840
a row. Um, but yeah, the Mummy rules so hard. Um.

899
01:15:01.239 --> 01:15:04.800
Even he has a good sibling relationship
in it where they're act like they

900
01:15:04.840 --> 01:15:11.119
feel like actual siblings. God,
the mummies just kicks so much ass um.

901
01:15:12.119 --> 01:15:16.159
So yeah, Okay, Now I
get to talk about the thing that

902
01:15:16.279 --> 01:15:19.800
I'm very excited about because I know
I love it and I've seen it a

903
01:15:19.880 --> 01:15:26.640
thousand times. We're watching it again. Next week is Twilight Week. I'm

904
01:15:26.760 --> 01:15:32.439
so excited were returning to what No. I just wanted to let the listeners

905
01:15:32.479 --> 01:15:38.359
in on behind the scenes because Um
Polite Society comes out the twenty eighth.

906
01:15:38.760 --> 01:15:43.760
We're gonna start Twilight month with Twilight. We're returning to Twilight. I'm also

907
01:15:43.800 --> 01:15:47.000
very excited to return to Twilight.
And then we're gonna do Yeah, then

908
01:15:47.039 --> 01:15:51.479
we're gonna do um Polite Society.
And after that we're getting into like the

909
01:15:51.640 --> 01:15:56.760
meat of the Twilight series with New
Moon, The Cliffs, Breaking Dawn Part

910
01:15:56.800 --> 01:16:01.560
one and two. Yes to a
lot to bidically get the Breakingdoor Part two

911
01:16:01.880 --> 01:16:05.159
and watch the coda fan and get
fed to a wolf. Yes. And

912
01:16:05.399 --> 01:16:10.920
I'm gonna try to read the book
that did de finally come out? At

913
01:16:10.960 --> 01:16:15.119
the one that's from Edwards point of
view? Yes, okay, And I'll

914
01:16:15.159 --> 01:16:18.159
try to read that that came out, and so did the gender swamped um

915
01:16:18.720 --> 01:16:24.640
Twilight. You know what, I'll
read the gender swapped Twilight amazing. Okay,

916
01:16:24.760 --> 01:16:29.800
so we are fully ready for Twilight
month marvel at a bunch of buff

917
01:16:29.840 --> 01:16:35.319
women yes, oh shit, yes
okay. So if you would like to

918
01:16:35.399 --> 01:16:39.079
write us, you can write us
at real team girl talk at gmail dot

919
01:16:39.119 --> 01:16:45.199
com. We have a Facebook group
and page that Frank moderates um and until

920
01:16:45.760 --> 01:16:49.319
next week, I am Suzikoda.
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