Hi, welcome back to another ninety diffun sor we cap. Oh my god,
that was so annoying. Hi. How are you happy? Monday?
Happy Tuesday? Wednesday, Thursday. I don't know when I'm going to post
this, but I hope you're having a good day. Let's talk about ninetydpyonce
Season ten, episode sixteen. Who should we start with. Let's start with
Gino and GM's mean. So Gino and Jasmine go to look at wedding gowns
together, and she's like, I know it's not traditional to bring the groom,
but I can't drive, I don't have a car, I don't have
a way to get here without him, and I don't have the money,
so I don't have a choice but to bring him. So she goes to
the gown shop and the employees ask what their budget is, and Gino says
one thousand dollars and they're all silent. They're like, one thousand dollars for
a dress. I don't even know if we have a thousand dollars dresses.
I've never been wedding dress shopping, so I'm going to assume a thousand dollars
is way too low for a wedding dress unless you rent one. Why is
renting a wedding dress not a thing here? You're only gonna wear it once,
so why wouldn't you rent it? I don't know. I guess it's
like taboo, which is so ridiculous. But anyway, they know her budget
is one thousand dollars. So she goes in and tries on dress number one
and Gina goes, wow, Jasmine, you look stunning. Oh my god,
Jazmin, I need to know what is the cost of this. It's
three thousand dollars. Three thousand dollars. Oh, mine, that's so expansive.
Jasmine's like, oh, come on, GINO, invest in my happiness,
and he goes, I'm so sorry, but that's just way over our
budget. So she goes back inside. She comes out in dress number two
and he's speechless. Wow, get out of tamn, Gasmin. And she
loves a dress. She thinks it just hugs her curves, but there's a
little problem. It's five thousand dollars. And he goes, oh, gms,
man, I'm sorry, and Keya, you know, it's just I'm
broke, I'm poor, and she goes, please, baby, please,
please, please please, babe, I'll give you five thousand golden showers and
he's like, I'm sorry, I just I can't swing it. So she
goes back inside. Oh, by the way, why would the salespeople,
knowing that her budget was one thousand dollars, why would they put on a
five thousand dollars dress on her. That's like five times her budget. I
feel like it's their job to only show her dresses that are within budget,
of course, unless she's the one who was like, no, I still
want to try it on. I still want to try it on. I
don't care, but I don't know. But anyway, so she goes back
inside the dressing room, comes back out in dress number three. And I
thought it looked fine. I thought it looked pretty. My favorite was dress
number one out of the three, and then my second choice would be dressed
number three. For some reason, I don't like dress number two, but
dress number three looked really pretty on her. And she was like, guess
what, ge know this is within your budget? Well kind of, it's
two thousand dollars. And he was like, wow, Gsmin, are you
sure you like the dress? I want to make sure you like the dress,
but I love it, Jasmine, you look like a princess. And
she was like, no, I love it, and she gets really emotional.
No, let me just say that dress only looks amazing on her because
Jasmine has the perfect body. Okay. If I were to wear y'all,
no, I'm not even gonna go I would look like the biggest blodfish.
Okay, I would just look like a blovely, blobbly blovely blood That fabric
and material and the shape of the dress it is not flattering on I'm gonna
say most women. So Jasmine's very lucky. So she's very happy. He's
very happy, and Jasmine feels beautiful. And it was a beautiful moment.
I gotta say, though. I was very surprised. They didn't argue,
they didn't fight, they didn't throw anything, they didn't spew insults at each
other. It was a very calm, happy appointment. I know. Weird.
Next they go to look at wedding venues and they go to a barn
and they both like it. At one point, Jasmine was like, everything's
going a little too smoothly, so I'm gonna have to throw a wrench in
it. I have to give him a little bit of shit because this is
too good. Okay, he needs to still be scared of me a little
bit. So she goes to him and she talks about how she's worried about
his family possibly ruining the wedding. You know, I don't want them to
say something inappropriate or mean or call me a gold digger. And then she's
homesick, she's crying. Gino gives her a hug and tells her everything's gonna
be okay. And one day they meet his family for lunch and everybody's sitting
down and Jasmine says, listen, I understand you love Geno and you're worried
about him, and you're worried about me being a gold digging whore. But
I promise you I'm not. I want to know what I can do for
you guys to finally accept me. And the girl is turning on the water
works. She's crying. She's like, I just want to be accepted into
your family, and she's pouring her heart out and then everybody's just kind of
awkwardly looking at her, and then finally they're like, you know what,
we believe you. At first, we didn't understand why a beautiful woman would
want him. I mean, look at him. He's old and he's bald,
he has no hair, he's dork. He laughs, like, hey,
like it just doesn't make sense. We see you on social media.
You have a perfect body. You're gorgeous, you're bodacious, and that's why
we assumed that you were a sugar baby using him for his money. And
she was like, what do you mean he's ugly. He's so handsome,
you know that's my gena. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Anyway,
everything goes well. They like laugh, they cheers, they have a great
time, and I think they finally accepted her into the family. You know.
They were like, you're stuck with us now your family. And I
thought it was quite sweet, But did anybody think that she was kind of
like turning on the water works. I feel like she knew going in there
that she really had to connect with them and super convey her feelings. And
you know how like when you're in a situation and you're talking and you get
like just a twinge of emotion, you feel a little bit of tingle,
like you're you're gonna cry maybe, but it could go either way depending on
which way you lean, So you lean into it and then tears literally just
come out of your eyes. There you go, you're crying, and then
you can continue. Like I've been in a situation or two where I have
leaned in and I was able to get my porn across a lot more.
I don't know if anybody knows what I'm talking about. Let me know in
the comments, or maybe I'm crazy. Okay, let's move on to Robin
Sophie. Yay, Yeah, I cannot wait to watch them fight again.
Ah we go again. So Rob is bitching again. Sophie apologizes again and
again and again, and I think at that moment she just wanted the argument
to end. She didn't even have the energy to let it continue. So
she was like, Okay, I apologize. I'm sorry. No, no,
you're right, I'm sorry. And then after that, Rob has nothing
else to say because she just keeps apologizing. So he's like, okay,
all right then, And I guess it bothered him that he couldn't let out
all of his anger because she kind of shut him up with her apology,
so he keeps throwing passive aggressive comments. For example, they walk into his
apartment and he goes, we're home. The home you hate. He just
cannot help himself. So they're outside in his backyard or whatever, and they're
continuing their conversation and he goes, have you heard of the phrase left out
to dry? And I'm like, oh god, no, not again.
He wants to continue. He's not done complaining. Oh my god, Oh
my god. She literally apologized a time. How many more times do you
have to bring this up? She's like, yeah, I've heard of it,
and he really needs to drill it into her head. And then she
mentions about how she saw his passive aggressive posts on Facebook, and he goes,
those weren't about you. Are you think we're dumb? Come on,
paul Leice, just own up to it. Okay, okay. So apparently
he reposted these quotes on Facebook and that is so cringey. It is so
amateur. It is giving high school. One of them said, when she
buys you a meal and she acts like she takes care of you, Rob,
what are you doing reposting that? That is so embarrassing? And then
another one said something along the lines of, well, I've always been alone,
so I'll be fine without you. Rob. I'm so embarrassed to far
you. Oh my god. Delete your whole entire Facebook post history that is
embarrassing. And then he has to turn it around on her and he goes,
well, nobody told you to look at my social media? Oh my
god, are you freaking kidding me? And she goes, Rob, you
know, I look at your social media, like, oh, that's so
stupid. What do you mean don't look at my social media? Sophie looks
at him and says, can you please just say you're sorry? I just
want an apology? Like, you hurt my feelings. I'm telling you you
hurt my feelings. Can you just say you're sorry so that we can move
on? And he refuses to apologize. He's like, I have a right
to my feelings. Zah. Sophie basically begs him. She's like, please,
we're up. Please can you just acknowledge my feelings and please apologize and
I'll get over it. I just want an apology and she oh my god.
When I felt bad for her because she was speaking normally and then she
broke down mid sentence and she couldn't help but to cry, and then she
was sobbing asking for a simple apology, and this Dingleberry won't do it.
He just won't. He won't, Like he just cannot get those words out
of his mouth. I'm sorry, he can't do it. He's starting to
realize, Oh, she's really upset, like she's not gonna stop crying.
And then he goes, oh, okay, I'm sorry for some social media
posts. Bitch, what can you? How does this man not know how
to apologize? Oh my god, just say I'm sorry for hurting your feelings.
That bit that came off passive aggressive to me. But that was enough
for her because she stopped crying. And then he's like, I'm trying to
be better. I really am. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't
be trying. No, you're not na how are you trying? Oh my
god? And Sylvie sov You know, when I look at Sophie, I
just see someone so immature and naive because she is happy with this, she
accepts this apology. Oh Sophie, No, her mother is going to be
pissed. She's gonna be so mad, she is going to be screaming bloody
muda. Okay. Next, I'm gonna talk about Sitra and Sam and Ashley
and Manoel, and then we'll end with Clayton and Annelie. Okay, Sitra's
nervous about her wedding, while Sam's really excited because afterwards they can finally bang.
Yay. So they do the Muslim ceremony first, and what kind of
annoyed me was it didn't seem like Sam really did any research or learned anything
ahead of time, because Sitri's dad had to constantly correct him and tell him
what to do. Yeah, next is a conversion, And I gotta say,
it was really nice to see Sam's dad. You know, he might
believe in aliens, but he's a nice dude. He was there to support
his son. And it would have been nice to see mom there, but
I didn't expect her to show up. So Ashley and Manoel get on a
video call with his mom because she really wanted it and his mom as much
as possible since she couldn't physically be there. Now I don't know why she
couldn't physically be there, did they say? Because I didn't catch it.
It was super emotional. It was very endearing his mom and Ashley did cry
and it was overall a great conversation. Then she gets a call from her
wedding planner and he tells her they're going to have a tropical storm on the
day of her wedding, and since their wedding is on the beach, it's
not going to be safe for anyone, and so Ashley starts freaking out.
She didn't realize that Florida had a hurricane season, and honestly, I can
relate. I didn't know that was a thing either. One year, I
went to Mexico during hurricane season and I splurged on a beach front bungalow in
Tuloom, dream location. But it was a disaster. It was raining NonStop,
it was soaking windy, and by nighttime the winds were so bad.
I literally like I would just pray every single night that I would make it
out alive. I don't know if y'all have been to Tulum or not,
but if you haven't, it's super like boho chic. It's not like an
all inclusive. They're huge corporations, big hotels. No no, no,
no no. These are tiny, boutique hotels. They're like little huts,
little bungalows. And let me tell you, it was mother effing scary.
I literally thought I was going to drown in my sleep. I'm gonna actually
insert pictures of what the room looked like where we stayed. So we stayed
out as Zuluk Tuloom. I've been there twice. The first time was incredible
because it was perfect weather in May, and then the second time I went
in July and it was horrible and scary as fork. So we stayed out
there sky Villa, so it's on the top floor, but you're also right
above the ocean. It was just one of the most incredible experiences of my
life. But when the weather is bad, it is absolutely terrifying. Anyway,
back to the recap, All right, let's send this recap with Clayton
and Eily. Yeah, Clayton is hanging out with the neighborhood squirrels. He's
talking to them in their language while working out. He wants to squeeze in
one last workout to really solidify his eight pack. Annalie comes out to find
him and tells him that his sister hired a stripper for her bachelorette party,
and he's not happy. He's not He's so mad. Oh no, little
baby, Clayton's mad. She's like, well, your sister's the one who
spent the money and planned it. What was I supposed to do, and
he goes, you could have said no, but you accepted the stripper.
And she's like, what, we were in a moving bus. Well,
you could have told the bus driver to stop driving. I don't even speak
English and the bus driver doesn't speak a Spanish. Well, you could have
jumped out the window, anale. I'm pretty sure the bus wasn't driving so
fast, so you would have just only scraped an elbow or your knee.
But because you stayed in the bus, you entertained it. That means you
accepted the stripper, and that's what's important. Okay, you accepted the stripper.
And so they fight about it and he goes, I said, no
strippers. Okay, you did the one thing I asked you not to do,
and she goes, but it wasn't my choice. Okay, your sister
hired him, not me. And then she goes to her room crying,
and he's like, there she goes again, go into the bathroom. Oh
my god. Clayton is real mad, right, so mad. Honestly,
he just needs to watch the footage of the bachelorette party because this stripper was
the un sexiest stripper I have ever seen. Okay, like I said in
my last recap, he was working real hard. Okay, he looked tired,
he was out of breath. I don't even think he was an actual
professional stripper. He was just somebody's uncle trying to earn a little extra cash
that weekend. So, if anything, Annalie and Brandy were doing something charitable,
okay, they were helping out somebody's uncle. Clayton goes to check up
on Annalie and she's packing up her suitcase. So he's panicked and he calls
the sister. He's like, the stripper ordeal is making Annalie pack up her
suitcase. Would you say, Clayton, come again? Pardon excuse me,
No, Clayton, your reaction is making her pack up pursuitcase. Your reaction
Clayton said the F word. Do you guys hear? Clayton said the F
word. Somebody go tell closet mom so that she can put him in time
out. He must be really mad because he said so many F words in
one sentence. Oh my god, he's so mad. Brandy goes, oh
my god, go give her a hug and tell her how much you love
her, and Clayton says, why should I I'm the victim here. You're
the victim, a victim of what? What are you a victim of?
Oh my god, you want to be a victim so bad, Clayton.
I get that you're upset that Annalie had somebody's uncle's ding dong whipping around her
face, but you're sister hired the uncle, not Annalie. I feel like
Clayton's really mad because in his head he's imagining the stripper to be like a
twenty five year old seductive magic mic. But no, but I wonder if
he's still gonna be mad after watching the uncle ding dong just whippin' whipping around,
whipping, whippin'. Oh god, Clayton's realizing Annalie might really leave,
So then he tries to make up with her, and he's like, come
on, give me a hug. And oh, I hate when you're mad
at someone and they try to force you into a hug. And she asks
him, are you gonna let this go? Or are you gonna bring this
up again and again and again until you get every single detail out of me?
Because apparently he's done this before. He doesn't let things go, and
he will bring it up again and again and again, and she doesn't want
to do this, and then she tells him, I think we should sleep
in separate rooms tonight. And this is the night before their wedding, and
he goes, Okay, now you're really scaring me. Yeah, dude,
you should be scared now. In the preview for the next episode, we
see Annelie say in front of the cameras that she doesn't want to marry him
anymore. She just wants to leave, to ghost him and never talk to
him again. Oh my god, is she gonna be a runaway bride?
I wouldn't be mad about it, because I just think that they're both gonna
be miserable. What do you guys think? Do you think she's gonna run
away? Or do you think she's gonna show up at her wedding? If
she runs away, this is gonna be the first time in ninety day history
where a bride doesn't show up to the wedding. Oh my god, that
would be crazy. Yeah. Well, that's it for the recap, you
guys. Ah, this season is almost over. Hang in there. I
cannot wait for the tell all. It usually gets pretty boring by this time
because everybody's just getting married and their wedding planning and blah blah blah blah blah.
But we're almost at the end. I heard they're not airing in a
episode on Sunday, so we're going to resume on I think February eighteenth is
what the calendar said. Hold on, let me just double check. Yeah,
they're not going to air an episode on February eleventh, so they will
resume on the eighteenth. Well, that's it for the recap. Let me
know all your thoughts in the comments, and I will talk to you in
the next one. Bye.