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This is the downbeat on ninety seven
one the Freak. That's right, we

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start at six am. Mike's Airoy, Danny Bayless, I'm Kevin Tournament.

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We got Maddie in for JJ.
Hey, Mike, come he hand you

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the guitar real quick. Okay,
we're giving away some concert tickets. Hold

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on, you got it right?
Yeah? What do you want to have

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a pick? Well, I'd like
for you to play a little song from

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the concert that we're gonna give away. Oh no, Kevin's got the guitar.

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This guy hand me here. Final
you do not see that Mike's has

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the guitar. All right, Well, hand it to Mike and let him

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play it. That's my whole point. Yes, I did, he did.

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What do you want to hear?
So Dicky's Arena Mike on August nineteenth.

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You can go see Yes and the
band that did this song. Say,

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Mike, you gotta learn how to
play it. I don't know how

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to play it. You keep asking
me to do it. Pull up the

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link that I just sent you the
tabs All right, I got it.

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Now he's got it. See,
I mean you know what it is.

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D D. It's not bad.
I'm really glad you never took lessons.

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At least you can id the song. I'm really glad we're in a band

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together. Yeah, And when you
and Skin talk, you make it feel

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like I'm not in the band,
and I notice it every time. Do

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you know? On on its average, the Atlantic Ocean is thousand, nine

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and thirty two feet that ends today. And if you stack up the average

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length of a tiger shark, that's
fifteen feet. You can fit them head

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to toe, about six hundred and
eighty three tiger sharks from the bottom of

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the ocean to the top. That's
actually interesting. I mean, no matter

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where are you going there? One
of them? That thing you hit one

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hard to measure six hundred and eighty
three of them. Deep Purple and Yes

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August nineteenth at dickeys are in a
Color five. You get a pair of

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those two one four eight one seven
seven eight seven one nine seven one.

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Live Nation dot com is where you
can get those tickets. Deep Purple and

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Yes August nineteenth and Dickey's Areada and
full ear. It'll be a fun show.

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It will be be there. Color
five is gonna go all right,

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Color five right now on five,
right now, While Maddie I know you're

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taking that call. If you could
hit our intro for this segment, that

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would be wonderful. Yeah, Port, that's all right. I think it's

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a person that can play a little
bit like he was reading music without every

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We didn't teach him. It's tabs. I can't really do music. Yeah,

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support report can't get a lot.
We did a little uh happening.

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We did a little math stuff earlier. I mean we did a little masters

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stuff earlier. This happened on the
MAVs broadcast on Friday night, and this

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is Mark Followell, Jeff Skinway,
and Derek Harper full context here. I'm

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from the small town of Alney,
Texas, which has about three thousand people,

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and there's a big discussion on the
Ben and skin show about who's gonna

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get their sign up. First,
they had the mayor of Olney on.

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They had the mayor of Crandall on. The mayor of Crandalls kind of thought

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he was kind of passing the buck
to try to get a Christina Ray sign

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up at the city limits. Sign
The mayor of Olney was like, let's

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do this now. Granted he's a
friend of mine who went to high school

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with but He's like, let's do
it. So I told after this happened

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on Friday night on the MAVs broadcast, I told Ben and Skin I was

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like, y'all need to get the
mayor of Crandell back on and get the

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full court press on because this might
have sent it over over the top.

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I sent this to all my only
cronies. They have a big meeting about

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this at the city council board and
they're probably gonna vote yes on a Cavio

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sign. Maddy Krankman audio. Please
anybody else you like I do? I

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do like that. I do a
shout out. Thinking is because you brought

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it. You brought up Wich Top
Falls. You know what that means?

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Yeah, I can family watch it. That means the good people of oy

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that watch which Top Falls that's the
home of the one armed gup hunt.

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Those people are watching maps basketball.
I thought you were just gonna say,

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as O Max Christmas, but Powell
digs out of rebound is out of bounds

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in a foul. I thought you
were just gonna say that it is the

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home of your co worker at the
radio. Home of the Mavericks ninety seven

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won the Breeze. Kevin turn he
took about kat font tweets. Yeah,

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he's the pride of Olney, also
the home of the great Cherry Vision.

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Yeah, it's a great community out
there. Man, who's six forty going

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this game and they're gonna watch it, They're gonna enjoy it. They're only

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courtesy of which top falls you know, drive Yampark Harper been to said on

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me, y'all pronounce it one right, one Olney not Olney. No,

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it's all me. Yeah, the
spelling always two people if it's only ane,

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Look at you. You got a
shout it on TV. Well,

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that happens often everywhere, dude,
Yeah, everywhere fall audio. So surely

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my hard drives under under repair.
But uh huh, I mean so many

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times multiples really, but you count
them. Do you think they're really going

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to have an only meeting on if
they should put a sign and says home

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of Kevin Turner under the only signs. So it's cool about this. I

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sent this to to a few people, right, I said, my mom,

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you know all that stuff, my
dad, But uh, I sent

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it to my buddy, the mayor. My buddy, yeah, who was

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on the Bend and Skin Show a
couple of months ago. Two segments After

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the Crandle mayor, he said,
love it. Some of my friends in

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Dallas sent this to me as well. I'm talking with Kyle today. Kyle's

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my little brother. He said,
we're gonna get our KT signed up and

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on me. I said, that's
really a waste of time. He said,

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no, sir, we need to
get something going and then get back

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to Ben and Skin so we can
arrange that. So they're working on it

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now. The Crandle mayor was high
and that was very interesting to me.

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Now, the Crandle mayor took that
interview with Ben and Skin about a Christina

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Ray sign at the city limits and
said, well, we'll talk to some

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people. He instead of saying we
will do it, the mayor said,

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let's do it respectfully. I'm not
sure that your lifetime accomplishments are worthy of

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a sign fair as people enter the
small town that you were from, you

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know, I think that's once actually
considered deeply as something that should be brushed

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aside and ignored. The thing is
is, when you enter a small town

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and you see a sign that says
home of you want the name that follows

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to be a name that the people
driving in your town go, oh my

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god, I have no idea.
Not the response to be huh. And

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then I mean, if I even
google Kevin Turner does, does anything happen?

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I'm surely you do. You do
a lot of us probably do it

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every day. The screen goes blank. Football full back is the first Kevin

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Turner eight seasons for the Patriots.
Yeah, Eagles too, And people are

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gonna think that's who it is they
are, and maybe that's what I haven't

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created something like the one mind.
Yeah, but the one arm dove Hunt

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and only was created by was co
created by my great uncle uncle Jack,

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who had one arm. Well he
should sign then, yeah, we signed

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to his his wife Skeat, my
aunt skeet, an aunt named Skeat.

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That's funny, Carolyn Anita, but
she ain't Skeat. Yeah, aunt Skeating

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one arm Jack. Now that when
you enter only, it does say home

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of the one arm dove Hunt.
Is it a little fine underneath the only

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part is on the main only part. It's underneath it like dangling, like

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hanging like two hooks. No,
no, it's like it's staple to the

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staple. Was it created by like
somebody in shop class? Probably? Yes?

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Yeah, Now let's get the Sarasota
mayor on huh noo. City doesn't

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have a mayor, otherwise we'd get
that sign up. Our city hall is

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a dairy queen. Yeah, what's
your hometown? Mike? Technically I don't

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know. You don't know what your
hometown is? Well, what does that

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mean? That sounds INSANEA I moved
to Sarasota in seventh grade. Where were

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you prior Miami? Were you born
in Miami? I was? You're a

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Miami man? Yeah, I would
say it's my hometown first twelve years.

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Yeah, that's your town Triami.
Yeah, okay, maybe they'll put put

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a home of Mike Siroy under the
Welcome to Miami sign they get the Miami

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mayor on se that's tough. I
was thinking about the other people in the

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station, like Jeff is Allen.
That's gonna be tough at Kavanaugh. Julie,

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I'm not sure on Yeah, but
I'm not sure what her specific hometown

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is because she might be outside of
Austin. Maybe that can happen. Well,

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guys like you and me a much
better chance. Yeah, pulling something

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like this off. Yeah, we're
it's potential for guys like us to where

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one of our best friends growing up
is now the mayor. I think even

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yeah, we need to be even
like probably ten to fifteen times more famous

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to even get that to happen.
If our new album hits, maybe you

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could get the Maybe they could do
it. If you want a Grammy with

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guitar playing like I heard at the
beginning of this segment, how could it

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not. We could put a deep
purple cover on this album. Yeah one,

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a song that everybody knows, a
song that permeated guitar centers throughout the

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seventies and eighties. If you want
a Grammy, I bet they would put

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you on. Yeah, that's worthy. Grammy Award winning musician Dan. Yeah,

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a Grammy. That's all I'm asking. I don't even want the trophy.

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I just want my name on the
sign Coke on water. Okay,

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okay, all right. You shouldn't
be making water jokes, Kevin, not

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today, no care if there's any
day to respect the water. I'm just

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glad you got to see your final
Masters. Yeah with the big one was

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your guy? More on that in
the second game one of the Math series

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will be Sunday against the Clippers.
We don't know the time yet. That's

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here on ninety seven one the freak. That's Sunday for game one. Last

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night it was Clippers and it was
Rockets, and Bobon is at the free

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throw line. Boban has missed the
first free throw. And if you missed

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two free throws at the Clippers game, then everyone gets free chicken. So

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Bobon looks up to the crowd and
this happens. Fans are getting excited here

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there might potentially be some freak should
get on the board if he misses the

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second free throw, ma free schooper
on the board. Oh the pointing season.

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Hold on playing with the crowd,
say you want chicken, here's your

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chump chicken. He's a matter of
the preopaw, he's a man of the

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previous, perfectly did he gave out
free chicken? And he gave him free

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chicken? Bizarre? How good is
that? So he played their first season

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or two, but he absolutely is
going in the line and pointing at the

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crowd, pointing to himself, moutht
you, I got you. You want

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chicken, I got your chicken,
and he clangs at front side, rim

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yeah so good, and then holds
like the number one up and the crowd's

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going nuts. It's like an eight
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the game matter for either team.
That's the beauty of the last game of

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the year. That kind of thing
could happen. Well, Bubon's even in

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the game. I mean boomone would
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I think, like you want chicken, do that in a game seven of

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the finals. Yeah, I think
that's a great play. Again, he's

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a man of the people. Guys
psyched for chicken. Fans are getting excited

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here. There might potentially be some
free chicken on the board if he's just

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the same thrown on the board.
Oh, the pointing team thing on with

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the crowd, say you want chicken, here's your Chob gave a chicken.

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He's a matter of the people.
He's a man of the prebol because did

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not perfect it. Did he came
home freak chicken I did. I don't

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believe he did it? So good, so good, that's brilliant. Buddy

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Adams sent this to me. It's
gonna be a ig quality. Here is

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what wasn't able to rip it off
the actual feed, But this is the

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Andy's frozen custard four hundred that you
could hear on our sister station ninety two

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five the NASCAR race yesterday in Texas. They got about thirty eight laps left

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and this happened. This is Mike
Joy, the Fox play by play broadcaster.

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All right, so commerce here,
did you pick my favorite line for

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Days of Under? You can't pit
now, Cole. We're eating ice cream?

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Yeah, boy are we becaues Andy's
frozen custard? Good lord outstanding.

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You just can't escape it, can't
you get all those you everywhere like a

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like a kid's sister eating ice cream. And he didn't have the balls to

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even go for the accent because he
knows that around here someone's got that on

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the line. Whoever was up in
the booth that he wasn't going to react.

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Well, my favorite line the best
line. I mean, all he

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just said is someone's gonna gonna have
to pit here. And he thought about

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it. Now that Andy's frozen custard
tie in pretty good. He has ever

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been to Andy's Frozen Custard? No, I don't do custard. I feel

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like that's egg base. Well they
have they have ice cream to everything everything.

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It's actually a really overwhelming menu.
Coal Okay, Neil Shipley is a

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man who was the amateur, really
the only amateur that made the cut,

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so he was by default your amateur
winner at the Masters. But to get

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the amateur and the runner up,
they get the play. Yeah, that's

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first. He was the two amateurs
yet playing the Master's he makes the finals.

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Yeah, so he lost. He
is a kid with long hair and

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he is heavy set a little bit, and he got paired up with Tiger

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on round four because they were both
kind of down there on the leaderboard.

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And he gets asked in his postgame
press conference post round press conference, did

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Tiger hand you a note? You
know? I saw on one fair away,

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on a fair away he wrote something
and handed you a note. What

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what was that about? Did he
No, he didn't. I thought he

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wrote something and handed you, handed
you a piece of paper. No,

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no, that that didn't happen.
Okay, okay. He nervously looks off

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to the side. What was he
Who was he looking at before he answered

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the question? I'm assuming his team
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well, and he asked the question, and he like looked like he he

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goes like no, he did,
like he was deferring to like a spokesman

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or a lawyer or something. Some
comments on it. That's very odd.

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He had crazy side in Butler's cabin
too. Yeah, answered his question.

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He looked like he was a hostage. But what note or what what Tiger

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right now? And give him phone
number? Phone number? Autographed? Something

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that wouldn't be kosher, like an
autograph. You don't take autographs from fellow

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players, you know, but as
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or the guy said, yeah,
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number. I think it could have
been a phone number, and like,

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you know, a don't don't give
this to any one kid that type of

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thing. Yeah, but and they're
a better way to answer that question than

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just a flat out denial, just
say oh, that's between he and I

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didn't that's that, just saying it
didn't happen. You think Tiger has a

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separate phone just for nerds he's had
to play golf with and give his number

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two? What a change that that
is from the separate phone he likely had

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fifteen years ago. He's got another
one for that, I bet so.

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They tell you, if you're gonna
get big, keep your circle time because

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that gets out of control. Real
fast. Trust me, I've been.

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I've been. I've been making cuts
to my inner circles. Your circle's pretty

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tight, you say it is.
Yeah, you can't let any leaks get

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out. You have an inner circle. I've got an inner circle inside the

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inner circle. Huh, it's more
of a dartboard a bull's eye. Interesting,

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So it was interesting that kid,
Oh Neil Ship. I'm pulling for

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that kid though. It's kind of
funny. He did a big story with

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golf dot Com at a waffle house. He's tearing up breakfast food and doing

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interview. Seems kind of smart.
He made my list of Dingu's Masters observations.

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Oh yeah, yeah, got a
couple more. Well, it texted

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you a few of these. The
first one was the amateur looks like someone

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from Trailer Park Boys. I don't
know if you guys have ever seen that

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pictures, but you get it.
Yeah, yeah, I thought Scottie looked

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like much less of a boob with
a beard. Yeah, although every time

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I saw him I thought it was
John Rahm because they both have the exact

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same perfectly cut, across manicured top
beard to keep it from growing into their

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cheekbones or what should be cheekbones on
guys with heads like that. Their heads

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are the shape of like footballs.
Yeah, they have giant football Gott's got

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sad eyes. You yell, a
little droop face. You know. It's

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nothing he can help, It's just
the way he is. So the beard

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treats him. Well, the beard
treats him. I think it's a good

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look. Yeah. He also has
that little like cut under his left eye,

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or a little red thing that's always
there. I don't know what that

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is. When I thought it was
funny when they showed this close up of

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Tiger getting escorted to I guess his
next tee boxing was when he was going

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to eighteen and they had two guys
flanking him, and I guess they were

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security. They looked like they dressed
up Joe Biden in a police uniform all

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these god yeah, like these old
guys. That made Tiger look spry and

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young and healthy. But I'm thinking, what are they gonna do? You're

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You're You're augusted. They had bad
just been there for fifty years to give

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it up. What do you think
the security team is like there because they

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have to be ready to rock.
Yeah, and I probably have how many

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of the planes plane closed people or
have an earpiece in or something, whether

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to watch for even the minor infractions
like no running. You know, they

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have teams of people picking up every
wrapper and litter, like there's just a

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lot that goes on there. But
I wonder how many security they have just

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kind of mixed into the patrons.
I've had a ton kind of like air

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marshals. Yeah, kind of which
you make sure you make friends with yours

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tomorrow. Yeah, hope you're gonna
need that people there. I'm definitely I've

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thought about that. I'm be like, I keep track of him because when

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that thing goes in the drink,
you're gonna need his his nine millimeter to

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fend off the shark attack, to
shoot the jellyfish. I think I'm gonna

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loudly just create anxiety for everyone back
on. These bolter are tightened. Check

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these here. Good thing. This
isn't an Alaska Airlines, am I right?

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You guys can answer this question hopefully. But I didn't know this was

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a thing, or maybe it's not
a thing. But Kyle Lowry got an

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eagle and Shane Shane Lowry, who's
Kyle Lowry? Okay, Shane Lowry got

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an eagle and Jim Nantz made the
crazy announcement and for making that eagle,

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Shane Lowry is going to receive a
crystal trinket. I like that. You

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text Crystal and we said, that's
definitely the name of a porn star.

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Yeah, I go, it's crystal
trinkett. Sounds like the name on a

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poster outside of a Jack ruby O
nightclub on Wednesday. Crystal trinket, Crystal

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trinket? What is that? What
is this trinket? Those people I've heard

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that you get the crystal for making
an eagle a trinket. Yeah, for

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making an eagle. Great neat from
the fairway, No if he on that

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course, making an eagle happens all
the time. Yeah, it is weird

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calling a crystal trinket. Here you
go, Master's twenty four crystal trinkets.

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Here's what if you get to make
an eagle or a hole in one at

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Augusta. Oh no, it is. Oh god, it's a little shot

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glass crystal trup. Oh my god, that's way more spare than I thought.

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That's terrible. I mean, it's
better than nothing that's worthy of calling

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it a trinket, though. And
then you get a slightly bigger one.

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If you get a hold on one
Master's hole in one, I do have

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a crystal trisket. What is Scotty
Scheffler going to do with a Master's shot

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glass? He's gonna put his prayers
in it. He's gotta put ice in

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it for his pregnant wife. And
lastly, this wasn't my observation, but

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it was a question asked by my
three year old. He was watching the

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Masters with me and he looked at
me and he asked me if they were

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playing golf at the arboretum. That's
a fair question. And the fact that

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he knows an arboretum is at that
age is incredible, and he goes at

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least once a week. It's still
an arboretum is a big word for a

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three year old. He's been saying
it since he was one and a half.

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He loves arboretum. That's a great
place to take your kids. It's

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so fun. You just let him
run wild ass. They get tired and

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sweaty. The threat of snakes,
I mean because they you know, they

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take care of it. Yeah,
yeah, they're on the lookout for all

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all sorts of snake. Snake life
is you should be because I've heard that

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there is such a thing as sea
snakes. Mikey okay. I think there's

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snakes, over a billion sea snakes
in the Atlantic. Some bits have run

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their course. You wait nothing tomorrow, not this one. You wait till

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tomorrow. We have a full gift
bag for you. You like to call

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it a survival kit. I'm getting
to fill a bit of soreness in the

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back of my throat. COVID perhaps, Oh is it covid. Just spargle

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some seawater, you'll be fine.
How CBS absolutely screwed one of our local

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broadcasting legends on his last Master's round
on ninety seven, won the Freak