This is the downbeat on ninety seven one the Freak. That's right, we
start at six am. Mike's Airoy, Danny Bayless, I'm Kevin Tournament.
We got Maddie in for JJ. Hey, Mike, come he hand you
the guitar real quick. Okay, we're giving away some concert tickets. Hold
on, you got it right? Yeah? What do you want to have
a pick? Well, I'd like for you to play a little song from
the concert that we're gonna give away. Oh no, Kevin's got the guitar.
This guy hand me here. Final you do not see that Mike's has
the guitar. All right, Well, hand it to Mike and let him
play it. That's my whole point. Yes, I did, he did.
What do you want to hear? So Dicky's Arena Mike on August nineteenth.
You can go see Yes and the band that did this song. Say,
Mike, you gotta learn how to play it. I don't know how
to play it. You keep asking me to do it. Pull up the
link that I just sent you the tabs All right, I got it.
Now he's got it. See, I mean you know what it is.
D D. It's not bad. I'm really glad you never took lessons.
At least you can id the song. I'm really glad we're in a band
together. Yeah, And when you and Skin talk, you make it feel
like I'm not in the band, and I notice it every time. Do
you know? On on its average, the Atlantic Ocean is thousand, nine
and thirty two feet that ends today. And if you stack up the average
length of a tiger shark, that's fifteen feet. You can fit them head
to toe, about six hundred and eighty three tiger sharks from the bottom of
the ocean to the top. That's actually interesting. I mean, no matter
where are you going there? One of them? That thing you hit one
hard to measure six hundred and eighty three of them. Deep Purple and Yes
August nineteenth at dickeys are in a Color five. You get a pair of
those two one four eight one seven seven eight seven one nine seven one.
Live Nation dot com is where you can get those tickets. Deep Purple and
Yes August nineteenth and Dickey's Areada and full ear. It'll be a fun show.
It will be be there. Color five is gonna go all right,
Color five right now on five, right now, While Maddie I know you're
taking that call. If you could hit our intro for this segment, that
would be wonderful. Yeah, Port, that's all right. I think it's
a person that can play a little bit like he was reading music without every
We didn't teach him. It's tabs. I can't really do music. Yeah,
support report can't get a lot. We did a little uh happening.
We did a little math stuff earlier. I mean we did a little masters
stuff earlier. This happened on the MAVs broadcast on Friday night, and this
is Mark Followell, Jeff Skinway, and Derek Harper full context here. I'm
from the small town of Alney, Texas, which has about three thousand people,
and there's a big discussion on the Ben and skin show about who's gonna
get their sign up. First, they had the mayor of Olney on.
They had the mayor of Crandall on. The mayor of Crandalls kind of thought
he was kind of passing the buck to try to get a Christina Ray sign
up at the city limits. Sign The mayor of Olney was like, let's
do this now. Granted he's a friend of mine who went to high school
with but He's like, let's do it. So I told after this happened
on Friday night on the MAVs broadcast, I told Ben and Skin I was
like, y'all need to get the mayor of Crandell back on and get the
full court press on because this might have sent it over over the top.
I sent this to all my only cronies. They have a big meeting about
this at the city council board and they're probably gonna vote yes on a Cavio
sign. Maddy Krankman audio. Please anybody else you like I do? I
do like that. I do a shout out. Thinking is because you brought
it. You brought up Wich Top Falls. You know what that means?
Yeah, I can family watch it. That means the good people of oy
that watch which Top Falls that's the home of the one armed gup hunt.
Those people are watching maps basketball. I thought you were just gonna say,
as O Max Christmas, but Powell digs out of rebound is out of bounds
in a foul. I thought you were just gonna say that it is the
home of your co worker at the radio. Home of the Mavericks ninety seven
won the Breeze. Kevin turn he took about kat font tweets. Yeah,
he's the pride of Olney, also the home of the great Cherry Vision.
Yeah, it's a great community out there. Man, who's six forty going
this game and they're gonna watch it, They're gonna enjoy it. They're only
courtesy of which top falls you know, drive Yampark Harper been to said on
me, y'all pronounce it one right, one Olney not Olney. No,
it's all me. Yeah, the spelling always two people if it's only ane,
Look at you. You got a shout it on TV. Well,
that happens often everywhere, dude, Yeah, everywhere fall audio. So surely
my hard drives under under repair. But uh huh, I mean so many
times multiples really, but you count them. Do you think they're really going
to have an only meeting on if they should put a sign and says home
of Kevin Turner under the only signs. So it's cool about this. I
sent this to to a few people, right, I said, my mom,
you know all that stuff, my dad, But uh, I sent
it to my buddy, the mayor. My buddy, yeah, who was
on the Bend and Skin Show a couple of months ago. Two segments After
the Crandle mayor, he said, love it. Some of my friends in
Dallas sent this to me as well. I'm talking with Kyle today. Kyle's
my little brother. He said, we're gonna get our KT signed up and
on me. I said, that's really a waste of time. He said,
no, sir, we need to get something going and then get back
to Ben and Skin so we can arrange that. So they're working on it
now. The Crandle mayor was high and that was very interesting to me.
Now, the Crandle mayor took that interview with Ben and Skin about a Christina
Ray sign at the city limits and said, well, we'll talk to some
people. He instead of saying we will do it, the mayor said,
let's do it respectfully. I'm not sure that your lifetime accomplishments are worthy of
a sign fair as people enter the small town that you were from, you
know, I think that's once actually considered deeply as something that should be brushed
aside and ignored. The thing is is, when you enter a small town
and you see a sign that says home of you want the name that follows
to be a name that the people driving in your town go, oh my
god, I have no idea. Not the response to be huh. And
then I mean, if I even google Kevin Turner does, does anything happen?
I'm surely you do. You do a lot of us probably do it
every day. The screen goes blank. Football full back is the first Kevin
Turner eight seasons for the Patriots. Yeah, Eagles too, And people are
gonna think that's who it is they are, and maybe that's what I haven't
created something like the one mind. Yeah, but the one arm dove Hunt
and only was created by was co created by my great uncle uncle Jack,
who had one arm. Well he should sign then, yeah, we signed
to his his wife Skeat, my aunt skeet, an aunt named Skeat.
That's funny, Carolyn Anita, but she ain't Skeat. Yeah, aunt Skeating
one arm Jack. Now that when you enter only, it does say home
of the one arm dove Hunt. Is it a little fine underneath the only
part is on the main only part. It's underneath it like dangling, like
hanging like two hooks. No, no, it's like it's staple to the
staple. Was it created by like somebody in shop class? Probably? Yes?
Yeah, Now let's get the Sarasota mayor on huh noo. City doesn't
have a mayor, otherwise we'd get that sign up. Our city hall is
a dairy queen. Yeah, what's your hometown? Mike? Technically I don't
know. You don't know what your hometown is? Well, what does that
mean? That sounds INSANEA I moved to Sarasota in seventh grade. Where were
you prior Miami? Were you born in Miami? I was? You're a
Miami man? Yeah, I would say it's my hometown first twelve years.
Yeah, that's your town Triami. Yeah, okay, maybe they'll put put
a home of Mike Siroy under the Welcome to Miami sign they get the Miami
mayor on se that's tough. I was thinking about the other people in the
station, like Jeff is Allen. That's gonna be tough at Kavanaugh. Julie,
I'm not sure on Yeah, but I'm not sure what her specific hometown
is because she might be outside of Austin. Maybe that can happen. Well,
guys like you and me a much better chance. Yeah, pulling something
like this off. Yeah, we're it's potential for guys like us to where
one of our best friends growing up is now the mayor. I think even
yeah, we need to be even like probably ten to fifteen times more famous
to even get that to happen. If our new album hits, maybe you
could get the Maybe they could do it. If you want a Grammy with
guitar playing like I heard at the beginning of this segment, how could it
not. We could put a deep purple cover on this album. Yeah one,
a song that everybody knows, a song that permeated guitar centers throughout the
seventies and eighties. If you want a Grammy, I bet they would put
you on. Yeah, that's worthy. Grammy Award winning musician Dan. Yeah,
a Grammy. That's all I'm asking. I don't even want the trophy.
I just want my name on the sign Coke on water. Okay,
okay, all right. You shouldn't be making water jokes, Kevin, not
today, no care if there's any day to respect the water. I'm just
glad you got to see your final Masters. Yeah with the big one was
your guy? More on that in the second game one of the Math series
will be Sunday against the Clippers. We don't know the time yet. That's
here on ninety seven one the freak. That's Sunday for game one. Last
night it was Clippers and it was Rockets, and Bobon is at the free
throw line. Boban has missed the first free throw. And if you missed
two free throws at the Clippers game, then everyone gets free chicken. So
Bobon looks up to the crowd and this happens. Fans are getting excited here
there might potentially be some freak should get on the board if he misses the
second free throw, ma free schooper on the board. Oh the pointing season.
Hold on playing with the crowd, say you want chicken, here's your
chump chicken. He's a matter of the preopaw, he's a man of the
previous, perfectly did he gave out free chicken? And he gave him free
chicken? Bizarre? How good is that? So he played their first season
or two, but he absolutely is going in the line and pointing at the
crowd, pointing to himself, moutht you, I got you. You want
chicken, I got your chicken, and he clangs at front side, rim
yeah so good, and then holds like the number one up and the crowd's
going nuts. It's like an eight point game. It's kind of close to
the game matter for either team. That's the beauty of the last game of
the year. That kind of thing could happen. Well, Bubon's even in
the game. I mean boomone would do that in game twenty four though,
I think, like you want chicken, do that in a game seven of
the finals. Yeah, I think that's a great play. Again, he's
a man of the people. Guys psyched for chicken. Fans are getting excited
here. There might potentially be some free chicken on the board if he's just
the same thrown on the board. Oh, the pointing team thing on with
the crowd, say you want chicken, here's your Chob gave a chicken.
He's a matter of the people. He's a man of the prebol because did
not perfect it. Did he came home freak chicken I did. I don't
believe he did it? So good, so good, that's brilliant. Buddy
Adams sent this to me. It's gonna be a ig quality. Here is
what wasn't able to rip it off the actual feed, But this is the
Andy's frozen custard four hundred that you could hear on our sister station ninety two
five the NASCAR race yesterday in Texas. They got about thirty eight laps left
and this happened. This is Mike Joy, the Fox play by play broadcaster.
All right, so commerce here, did you pick my favorite line for
Days of Under? You can't pit now, Cole. We're eating ice cream?
Yeah, boy are we becaues Andy's frozen custard? Good lord outstanding.
You just can't escape it, can't you get all those you everywhere like a
like a kid's sister eating ice cream. And he didn't have the balls to
even go for the accent because he knows that around here someone's got that on
the line. Whoever was up in the booth that he wasn't going to react.
Well, my favorite line the best line. I mean, all he
just said is someone's gonna gonna have to pit here. And he thought about
it. Now that Andy's frozen custard tie in pretty good. He has ever
been to Andy's Frozen Custard? No, I don't do custard. I feel
like that's egg base. Well they have they have ice cream to everything everything.
It's actually a really overwhelming menu. Coal Okay, Neil Shipley is a
man who was the amateur, really the only amateur that made the cut,
so he was by default your amateur winner at the Masters. But to get
the amateur and the runner up, they get the play. Yeah, that's
first. He was the two amateurs yet playing the Master's he makes the finals.
Yeah, so he lost. He is a kid with long hair and
he is heavy set a little bit, and he got paired up with Tiger
on round four because they were both kind of down there on the leaderboard.
And he gets asked in his postgame press conference post round press conference, did
Tiger hand you a note? You know? I saw on one fair away,
on a fair away he wrote something and handed you a note. What
what was that about? Did he No, he didn't. I thought he
wrote something and handed you, handed you a piece of paper. No,
no, that that didn't happen. Okay, okay. He nervously looks off
to the side. What was he Who was he looking at before he answered
the question? I'm assuming his team or his Oh and he had white eye
well, and he asked the question, and he like looked like he he
goes like no, he did, like he was deferring to like a spokesman
or a lawyer or something. Some comments on it. That's very odd.
He had crazy side in Butler's cabin too. Yeah, answered his question.
He looked like he was a hostage. But what note or what what Tiger
right now? And give him phone number? Phone number? Autographed? Something
that wouldn't be kosher, like an autograph. You don't take autographs from fellow
players, you know, but as a piece of paper, it looks like
or the guy said, yeah, I guess it could have been his phone
number. I think it could have been a phone number, and like,
you know, a don't don't give this to any one kid that type of
thing. Yeah, but and they're a better way to answer that question than
just a flat out denial, just say oh, that's between he and I
didn't that's that, just saying it didn't happen. You think Tiger has a
separate phone just for nerds he's had to play golf with and give his number
two? What a change that that is from the separate phone he likely had
fifteen years ago. He's got another one for that, I bet so.
They tell you, if you're gonna get big, keep your circle time because
that gets out of control. Real fast. Trust me, I've been.
I've been. I've been making cuts to my inner circles. Your circle's pretty
tight, you say it is. Yeah, you can't let any leaks get
out. You have an inner circle. I've got an inner circle inside the
inner circle. Huh, it's more of a dartboard a bull's eye. Interesting,
So it was interesting that kid, Oh Neil Ship. I'm pulling for
that kid though. It's kind of funny. He did a big story with
golf dot Com at a waffle house. He's tearing up breakfast food and doing
interview. Seems kind of smart. He made my list of Dingu's Masters observations.
Oh yeah, yeah, got a couple more. Well, it texted
you a few of these. The first one was the amateur looks like someone
from Trailer Park Boys. I don't know if you guys have ever seen that
pictures, but you get it. Yeah, yeah, I thought Scottie looked
like much less of a boob with a beard. Yeah, although every time
I saw him I thought it was John Rahm because they both have the exact
same perfectly cut, across manicured top beard to keep it from growing into their
cheekbones or what should be cheekbones on guys with heads like that. Their heads
are the shape of like footballs. Yeah, they have giant football Gott's got
sad eyes. You yell, a little droop face. You know. It's
nothing he can help, It's just the way he is. So the beard
treats him. Well, the beard treats him. I think it's a good
look. Yeah. He also has that little like cut under his left eye,
or a little red thing that's always there. I don't know what that
is. When I thought it was funny when they showed this close up of
Tiger getting escorted to I guess his next tee boxing was when he was going
to eighteen and they had two guys flanking him, and I guess they were
security. They looked like they dressed up Joe Biden in a police uniform all
these god yeah, like these old guys. That made Tiger look spry and
young and healthy. But I'm thinking, what are they gonna do? You're
You're You're augusted. They had bad just been there for fifty years to give
it up. What do you think the security team is like there because they
have to be ready to rock. Yeah, and I probably have how many
of the planes plane closed people or have an earpiece in or something, whether
to watch for even the minor infractions like no running. You know, they
have teams of people picking up every wrapper and litter, like there's just a
lot that goes on there. But I wonder how many security they have just
kind of mixed into the patrons. I've had a ton kind of like air
marshals. Yeah, kind of which you make sure you make friends with yours
tomorrow. Yeah, hope you're gonna need that people there. I'm definitely I've
thought about that. I'm be like, I keep track of him because when
that thing goes in the drink, you're gonna need his his nine millimeter to
fend off the shark attack, to shoot the jellyfish. I think I'm gonna
loudly just create anxiety for everyone back on. These bolter are tightened. Check
these here. Good thing. This isn't an Alaska Airlines, am I right?
You guys can answer this question hopefully. But I didn't know this was
a thing, or maybe it's not a thing. But Kyle Lowry got an
eagle and Shane Shane Lowry, who's Kyle Lowry? Okay, Shane Lowry got
an eagle and Jim Nantz made the crazy announcement and for making that eagle,
Shane Lowry is going to receive a crystal trinket. I like that. You
text Crystal and we said, that's definitely the name of a porn star.
Yeah, I go, it's crystal trinkett. Sounds like the name on a
poster outside of a Jack ruby O nightclub on Wednesday. Crystal trinket, Crystal
trinket? What is that? What is this trinket? Those people I've heard
that you get the crystal for making an eagle a trinket. Yeah, for
making an eagle. Great neat from the fairway, No if he on that
course, making an eagle happens all the time. Yeah, it is weird
calling a crystal trinket. Here you go, Master's twenty four crystal trinkets.
Here's what if you get to make an eagle or a hole in one at
Augusta. Oh no, it is. Oh god, it's a little shot
glass crystal trup. Oh my god, that's way more spare than I thought.
That's terrible. I mean, it's better than nothing that's worthy of calling
it a trinket, though. And then you get a slightly bigger one.
If you get a hold on one Master's hole in one, I do have
a crystal trisket. What is Scotty Scheffler going to do with a Master's shot
glass? He's gonna put his prayers in it. He's gotta put ice in
it for his pregnant wife. And lastly, this wasn't my observation, but
it was a question asked by my three year old. He was watching the
Masters with me and he looked at me and he asked me if they were
playing golf at the arboretum. That's a fair question. And the fact that
he knows an arboretum is at that age is incredible, and he goes at
least once a week. It's still an arboretum is a big word for a
three year old. He's been saying it since he was one and a half.
He loves arboretum. That's a great place to take your kids. It's
so fun. You just let him run wild ass. They get tired and
sweaty. The threat of snakes, I mean because they you know, they
take care of it. Yeah, yeah, they're on the lookout for all
all sorts of snake. Snake life is you should be because I've heard that
there is such a thing as sea snakes. Mikey okay. I think there's
snakes, over a billion sea snakes in the Atlantic. Some bits have run
their course. You wait nothing tomorrow, not this one. You wait till
tomorrow. We have a full gift bag for you. You like to call
it a survival kit. I'm getting to fill a bit of soreness in the
back of my throat. COVID perhaps, Oh is it covid. Just spargle
some seawater, you'll be fine. How CBS absolutely screwed one of our local
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